halfsword-chat-⚔

[sand herald]

The unsheathe spin gets real crazy

[sick pollen]

REAL

[deep shale]

it kinda feels like every enemey has a health bar and a pain bar

[plain token]

So aer yuo goign yo nref it?

[deep shale]

fact checked

[sick pollen]

Oh 100%

[sick pollen]

No

[rain kindle]

i like to set damage to NPC to full and pretend im prime mike tyson

[sleek valve]

i had to threathen his pride to win

[deep shale]

i spawned on the beggar boss with no knife
so i was like "what am i gonna do with no knife to instantly win?"

the skill solution: grabbing the tiny hammer and breaking both the guy's arms

took like 2 minutes

[plain token]

If Yu dnot iLl bi vry angy

[deep shale]

HE WASN'T gonna DIE but he was DEFINITELY gonna give up

[sick pollen]

Okay 👍

[humble iris]

just teleported right on him and just removed his neck 😭

[humble iris]

what did the fence do to you man

[sleek valve]

bro think hes an anime character (he is)

[shell bronze]

@sand herald show them the hyperspeed arming sword

the atomic samurai build

[ivory spruce]

how does one achieve such speed

[plain token]

Ist tou op tho like the vido badiclyt had main carcater enrgy so that bscluy mians it's real gmpy and tou op

[sand herald]

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-ralph-wiggum-me-fail-english-thats-unpossible-silly-gif-9591904459938205970

[plain token]

Did you delete my post?

[exotic vine]

Wait

[tender quest]

what post

[exotic vine]

You can customize weapons?

[plain token]

The nerf crossbow one

[sick pollen]

He (or she) is talking about the nerf crossbow suggestion

[tender quest]

did it have the original footage from the announcement?

[covert flare]

not exactly only with mods

[sand herald]

There’s a few more of these somewhere

[covert flare]

but in early access it will be possible

[plain token]

No it had me pretending to not know how to spell in it

[plain token]

And pretending they added cannons and open world

[sick pollen]

I knew it gang ,you really did have me for a bit last time

[plain token]

Real

[ivory spruce]

how did you go so fast

[humble iris]

dpi and sens are through the roof!

[tender quest]

i haven't delete anything lately

[plain token]

Then I said "I'm ragebating so hard rn" in general

[plain token]

Did you just change didn't delete to haven't delete

[sleek valve]

"nah id win"

[wheat leaf]

This subway I’m in rn has 7 360° cameras around the sandwich bar. I’ve seen less in banks

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-know-why-surprised-grapefruit-annoying-orange-gif-15619436

[covert flare]

ATOM SLAP

[sleek valve]

half sword kinda acting up

[brittle bridge]

still have no clue what causes this bug

[exotic vine]

Oh

Wait where do I download mods

[drowsy sluice]

Nexus

[exotic vine]

Thank you

[humble iris]

exaggeration on the unsheathe was very necessary

[covert forge]

might be because he and the enemy both grabbed the weapon at the same time

when a person grabs a weapon they cant damage themselves

with said weapon

which means you cant damage the npc

[night tangle]

What happens if you unequip it

Will the NPC have the status

Or it’ll be lost

[covert forge]

idk i only had this bug happen to me like a few times and only once have i been able to snatch the weapon out of the npc's hands for this exact situation to happen

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[covert forge]

i dont really remember

i dont think it resets the "no damage to self" thing

[sleek valve]

seeing hair on a person who i usually saw bald feels so weird

[wheat leaf]

its stressin me out cause i cant figure out if they just used a faceswapper with willie or if thats the dude they based him off of

[wheat leaf]

nvm i found my glasses its just good ol willie

[fierce wedge]

its like seeing a person without glasses or a person who just shaved their beard

[bronze silo]

is it the armor on the ground that causes the fatal error?

[azure mirage]

Settings - Game - below the Npc damage sliders click "GORE" - turn off blood completely

[deep shale]

i believe it to be related to the gore settings and how the body disposes of corpses

[azure mirage]

no

just blood fucking up

[plain token]

Is quilted hose in the game yet

[fierce wedge]

no

[fierce wedge]

he dab

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dab-gif-26049198

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428592535265087488/2506641.MP4?ex=68f50a3a&is=68f3b8ba&hm=86dd992c1677181b9012adc75912041927d655fa742c7ad2feff4fb1f86e14ff&

[tender quest]

using the spike to move the blade out of the way, noice

[shell bronze]

that spike is genuinely the devil's work

[shell bronze]

@tender quest another one

[tender quest]

it happens so quick

[shell bronze]

without gloves and arm armor the timing has to be good

else the sword touches your hand and run is over

[wheat leaf]

The stance switch parries are so fun

[shell bronze]

if the other guy has no back or neck armor stance switch parries with the back hook + pick and axe head are insta kills

[bronze silo]

👍 idk if that works cause it still happens without blood

[wheat leaf]

I’m trying to get really good with polearm binding techniques, I’ve been able to do that parry just as a way to bat their blade aside pretty good too

[shell bronze]

use it as weapon displacement against other polearms

it is VICIOUS the moment your weapon catches theirs from below

counters thrusts and inaction

[odd kiln]

from the maps we've seen so far what's you guys' favorite? Mine is definitely the forest

[humble iris]

forest

[wheat leaf]

100% I love doing winding motions to move their weapon

[tender quest]

wish they would release the multiplayer, im curious to know how effective it is

[humble iris]

and jesters lounge

or whatever it was called

east tower

[odd kiln]

the trap is pretty cool true

[wheat leaf]

Ong I see so many different techniques for different weapons that people use, I wanna see how we all fare against each other

[odd kiln]

I think the forest is gonna be the most different from the other maps because of all the trees obviously. Id really like to see some sort of ambush in it where you fight against a bunch of bandits with crossbows or something

[shell bronze]

the hook is also an insane neckbreaker

[humble iris]

using the trees as a shield from crossbows would go hard

[odd kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1427158671367995503/70C51B1.MP4?ex=68f518d6&is=68f3c756&hm=ba19a78c4e1c41eb577c0fef9e7801cce06d332c7ae4357e2b838d7af09cd44c&

[wheat leaf]

I’ve also really taken to using the poleaxe for thrusts cause of how stable and straight it lunges, but if I miss that hook almost always catches the neck

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1426419293112893613/2547101.MP4?ex=68f50b3d&is=68f3b9bd&hm=a511090ce2aa73774e77ed41533413e31d0517694ab95cda0b86a30a57ae5576&

[deep shale]

maybe if we stood on top of the table, we'd win the debate

[shell bronze]

if you miss a thrust and your weapon slides past their right shoulder

just spin your way out

high chance of killing as well as a good evasive move

it's one of my favorite moves

[wheat leaf]

After I master the polearm in my current style I’m gonna start doing more of the spinny stuff yall high skill players do

[wheat leaf]

I’ve done it a couple times with like billhook n long poles but not consistently at all

[shell bronze]

it works best with lighter weapons

[wheat leaf]

Good to know

[tender quest]

triple tap

[shell bronze]

see

third times the charm

[sand herald]

More people should embrace the spin

[limpid widget]

g they added spells to halfsword??

[wheat leaf]

rn im just trying to work on always parrying and controlling/binding their weapon

[limpid widget]

magic update????

[fierce wedge]

didnt johnhalfsword practice the arts of witchcraft like

a couple days ago

[limpid widget]

no idea

did he?

[wheat leaf]

they even added summoning spells

[fierce wedge]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

found it

[limpid widget]

no idea how tf he did ts

[fierce wedge]

he practices witchcraft, i tell you

[limpid widget]

im an apprentice compared to him

[drowsy sluice]

What the hell

What is going on

[limpid widget]

magic update

[drowsy sluice]

Actually?

[limpid widget]

100%

[drowsy sluice]

Ima try this once I get home

[deep shale]

its the whacky inflatable car dealership guy

but he's here to kick your ass back in the 1400s

[drowsy sluice]

[drowsy sluice]

Wacky waving arm flailing Tubeman

The 5th of that name

Put some respect on it

[deep shale]

sorry im fighting through the abyss rn

[drowsy sluice]

Pay your respects to our lord and savior Tubeman the 5th

[short cape]

My dream half sword when

Donde

[drowsy sluice]

She sword on my Willie until I half

She uh…Willie my….uh…sword until….
Idfk man

[azure mirage]

ehat

are u ok

[prisma chasm]

she gauntlet on my willie until i abyss

[astral raven]

She halfswording my Willie till I surrender

[dark folio]

Dead chat

[prisma chasm]

she let thy hand not be heavy on me on my raggamuffin till i headgeborn

[drowsy sluice]

She ragamuffin on my Willie until I Let thy hand be heavy upon me

[prisma chasm]

yeah that soundf

sounds a lot better than mine

[drowsy sluice]

She squandro on my ragamuffin until I make a hedgeborn

[drowsy sluice]

Or whatever taunt it is that sounds like “squandro” idk

[shell bronze]

scoundrel

[prisma chasm]

yee

but it is such a weird to write word

[drowsy sluice]

Oh

She scoundrel on my ragamuffin until I make a hedgeborn

[shell bronze]

on my way home from a fuckass blue collar shift with nothing but half sword on my mind

[prisma chasm]

she shield on my half-sword untill I polearm

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428943611520876625/3275AB1.MP4?ex=68f4ffb1&is=68f3ae31&hm=858fbf0a628b371b14a43f5a4a79a6afae269b8646967ca0f53c9ff9db3d50d7&

[prisma chasm]

same here man but not working weekends

[jolly gorge]

Best faction if playing with zero damage to Player and NPC?

[shell bronze]

stamina

since there's no incentive to dodge or take less damage

[jolly gorge]

I was deciding between stamina and kicking

[prisma chasm]

yeah stamina but the slowmo takes to much stamina imo

[humble iris]

i will create a green poleaxe

my poleaxe will be legendary

[jolly gorge]

That's a good point

About the slowmo

[limpid widget]

or

just use mace and be tuff for life

[humble iris]

❌

[prisma chasm]

or learn to use a bill hook, the blunt damage is nice from the swing amd if you hit with the blade it's almost always a insta kill for me

[shell bronze]

billhook is braindead lmao

[muted aspen]

all pole blades are insane

[shell bronze]

the reach ensures you never have a real threat to you

[limpid widget]

just learn mace

[shell bronze]

this man trying to get us to use a BALL on a stick

[prisma chasm]

yeah they are braindead but you can make them flashy with hands swaps so it looks nice, untill there is a muliplayer ever killing npc bosses doesn't have to be about technique or how you write it

[limpid widget]

cuz its goated

[shell bronze]

poleaxes have a higher skill ceiling

[round stone]

sup homies

half-broskies

[shell bronze]

enough reach and striking power to be a good weapon and much more engaging/agile

[prisma chasm]

but sometimes the blunt damage from the staff hits is so weak, I like useing them but on higher levels is kinda wonky for me

[muted aspen]

YES, the move you do to get around his guard is my favorite thing about the polearms

[prisma chasm]

damn that's nice

[shell bronze]

i mean

[opal bramble]

do you use a mod to get that weapon at that rank

[prisma chasm]

can't whait untill we can choose our loadout because when I instaled a mod last time the game got a update and i couldn't ude it xdd

[limpid widget]

legit

if ur good at the game

[round stone]

scooby doo ahh running

[shell bronze]

loadout selector

[limpid widget]

mafe and sword are meta

[shell bronze]

wrong

[limpid widget]

cause sword u can js riposte and instantly win while making the game FUN

and mace is basically the same but blunt

[shell bronze]

polearms simply become higher up in the meta

[limpid widget]

they not fun so siboi

[shell bronze]

also wrong

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1427574362541658133/146B291.MP4?ex=68f54a7b&is=68f3f8fb&hm=68eb31439fea3221ab73c635772647b30c29b02671555cecfa54b6c90ab2bc74&

[limpid widget]

?

[prisma chasm]

damn man, I have to up my sensitivity cos my hits don't have such a good snap to them

[shell bronze]

polearms are as fun as you make them just like every weapon

[drowsy sluice]

Greatsword better

[azure mirage]

depends on situation

[drowsy sluice]

/sarcasm

[prisma chasm]

polearm are really fun

[limpid widget]

so wrong

[shell bronze]

greatsword is so ass

only militus can use them right

[limpid widget]

1 fun mechanic

[limpid widget]

ikr

[drowsy sluice]

Ik

Just for jokes

[azure mirage]

militus is insane with that

[drowsy sluice]

And I love it

Idk

[shell bronze]

parrying + blocking + many avenues of attack

you main mace you have no talking rights

[slim osprey]

willy is def a bit weak to wield it

[limpid widget]

even at baron level u can barely use his sword

[drowsy sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-damn-damn-damn-damn-right-dame-time-gif-18029769

[limpid widget]

its so shit u either half sword or u use something else

[shell bronze]

issue is that the greatswords are not balanced right and willie doesn't swing with his whole body

[limpid widget]

and even then id rather a longsword to than it

[shell bronze]

it's also why spear and shield is so ass

he tries to limp wrist it

[slim osprey]

he should rest it on his armpit too

[limpid widget]

2am for. em tkme to wind down and get to bed

for winding down i shall doomscroll

[shell bronze]

omw home to play halfsword

[prisma chasm]

but spear is so good tho, one stab one it's done, it's just hard sometimes to hit a good swing with it

[shell bronze]

the clip spamming will come soon my brothers in arms

[indigo flower]

Mordschlag the barons greatsword

[shell bronze]

2h spear is strong don't get me wrong

[limpid widget]

this appliesnro all weps

ppl underestimate stabs

sobmuch

[prisma chasm]

typical friday affter

[humble iris]

booyah

green!

[prisma chasm]

after work

[limpid widget]

qhen using sword u can js impale a guy and leave the sword in him

like legit its how i usually play sword

[slim osprey]

2 hand whacking works pretty well too

[prisma chasm]

it's the best with short swords and when you half-sword a polearm

[slim osprey]

does okay blunt damage and for some reason slashes well

[limpid widget]

nah longswords

what u do is u stick it in a thin part like the neck at distance n if u struggle u halfsword, stick it in and use normal grip to push it in

then drop it

[prisma chasm]

long sword for me is great, I love it especially when you X it to the left hand to strike harder on shields but when you are fighting on higher levels with a long sword for me it's lot much help to go for a stap

I swap hands and try to strike the head for a ko or hit the weak parts on the legs

[shell bronze]

on god i dont be swapping hands with the 2h swords

time to make a hs7 shitpost video to celebrate the current roster

[prisma chasm]

why man??? it really makes the strikes have more height

[shell bronze]

doesn't make enough of a difference + they all die the same to me anyways

holy shit a direct red vs blue battle

he fought well

[prisma chasm]

I was always team blue but after this clip I might just switch

[prisma chasm]

even when they have the bigger shield, it's always tougher for me to get a clean hit with a normal grip

[shell bronze]

you gotta time it on certain swings

allow me 2 demonstrate

[prisma chasm]

damn nice double block clueless

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428589452649037876/1443FF1.MP4?ex=68f5075b&is=68f3b5db&hm=2a78a144198902a3734db23d3ebb0c7b5a8f4d82250876540ca8d3ea501a611b&

example 1 @prisma chasm

[prisma chasm]

do you use active parry or do you block the attacks yourself?

[shell bronze]

i work with it

it sucks but it's the best we have

[reef vector]

why does surrendering hardly work?

[muted aspen]

because sometimes youre dead_

[shell bronze]

shield users are fodder the moment you learn the hidari kesagiri

[prisma chasm]

I see I have some learning to do xd, I'm kinda new to pc gaming and I can't get my swings right cos I keep rotating my mouse mid swing

[prisma chasm]

going to try hit one of these

[shell bronze]

hit them during overheads and whenever they strike towards their shield

[warm vortex]

non stop fatal error can someone help

[sterile pebble]

i keep getting them too

fist time getting to the barron and my game crashed 🙁

[shell bronze]

blood

[shell bronze]

blood

[warm vortex]

it’s off

I still get them

[shell bronze]

then idk

try playing dx11

[sterile pebble]

is it just blood or all gour

[warm vortex]

I was on 11 should I try 12

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1422780821345009785/35C0DF1.MP4?ex=68f4fda5&is=68f3ac25&hm=0890b05a3e9d3173923be18ec2eff8a906fc148e1117e50b82dadaee9644787a&
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1413045889131483208/673BDD1.MP4?ex=68f52bc9&is=68f3da49&hm=982ef94baf92d8e5fd75f2e437c060ea4f3864c8ba1bc2e2094694194fe666f1&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428501844145082390/7EDF7C1.mp4?ex=68f55e83&is=68f40d03&hm=50b1ceeb4f5bb68a4e31f9371a4516c73b307db1746869ca08354f3ff763ed75&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428501844560183357/35FBF81.mp4?ex=68f55e84&is=68f40d04&hm=2e568808ae5a447b0dafae14f2340ce4eb07bc3aaa53d17d9dc000bab07c336d&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428501845038596107/7E7DDD1.mp4?ex=68f55e84&is=68f40d04&hm=df268099038a9a861caaf12315ee9016f96511ed11d0db911fd0ee02d53dbedc&
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1412706937501388840/20D6F61.MP4?ex=68f5419c&is=68f3f01c&hm=127446ee5f719f1268bb9b7e3bf00907e7f4f578ea1bce00293e51c46526e28d&
@prisma chasm several examples to learn from

[muted aspen]

also maybe update your video drfivers

[shell bronze]

stay 11

check drivers

[shell bronze]

only blood

[prisma chasm]

with normal grip I usually can get a good hit when I strike from lower left towords upper right and I slash willies face, but gotta try to attack when they overhead strike, thanks for the advice

[sterile pebble]

we need hand cam for how you do this

[shell bronze]

this image above helps visualize

[hybrid gale]

sometimes you just gotta reverse michal jackson willie

[prisma chasm]

so up, left, strike right down

[shell bronze]

think of it as a little circle you draw

a bigger/wider circle allows full sideswipes

which is dokgiri

you tighten that circle to make it diagonal you get a kesagiri

then shomenuchi/kiriotoshi is the simple overhead

to all lurkers welcome to class

[tired lintel]

i dont need this for my fork

[inner orbit]

yay free class

[shell bronze]

clueless will teach you everything you need to be an elite player worthy of the hs7

[tired lintel]

sr clueless what is center crosshair for

[prisma chasm]

ok you were right it works, just killed two guys and hit them to the neck with it but I just have to master it more

[shell bronze]

believe it or not idk

and i don't play with it on

[tired lintel]

name is right

[prisma chasm]

also I play one the armored militia lvl and i think the sword strikes there are slower or it's just my sensitivity

[tired lintel]

ur prob right, i only played soldier and it was slow asf

[shell bronze]

sure you do

[shell bronze]

the swords get heavier and the gambesons provide a bit more protection

• helmets prevent a lot of insta kills

[tired lintel]

bro wth

[prisma chasm]

clueless you are to professional with it

[shell bronze]

i like the game and i like to help people play the game

[tired lintel]

tbh i do smthing similiar usually takes 2-3 hits

[prisma chasm]

willie got smacked to death xdd

does it work with 1h weapons?

[reef vector]

what is with the commoner boss and just outright cheating?

[shell bronze]

commoner boss

use pitchfork and stab him

[shell bronze]

not too well

[reef vector]

was that what I asked?

[azure mirage]

ya

[shell bronze]

yes

[runic lynx]

use the sword and just running stab him

[tired lintel]

can u get fork in commoner:?

[runic lynx]

works like most of the time

[azure mirage]

yea

[reef vector]

did I ask that?

[azure mirage]

yea

[tired lintel]

what no way

[humble iris]

yes

[shell bronze]

every single time i see a pink role combined with complaining about commoner boss difficulty i immediate assume skill issue and suggest pitchfork

[azure mirage]

just

[novel steeple]

i hope your entire being is satire

[azure mirage]

go back 1 rank

[shell bronze]

if you're complaining just to complain about him then #1404269521023537243 is a good place

[runic lynx]

yeah you implyed you are having a skill issue

idiot

sorry

[tired lintel]

i am having skill issue rn

[reef vector]

what you infer is not what I am "implying" you fucking moron

[shell bronze]

woah

[azure mirage]

you can click rank icons to go to that ranj

[shell bronze]

tap the brakes there

[tired lintel]

if i knew my beloved fork was in commoner it would be easier

[shell bronze]

yeah it's in there

[azure mirage]

I love my forks

[shell bronze]

works all the way to militia

[humble iris]

thats not very nice

[muted aspen]

Commoner doesnt have forks, but you can keep playing with the peasant

[azure mirage]

yeah

[runic lynx]

nah u def implying u have a skill issue with the boss and I gave you a tip and you got insecure

its okay man

love u

[ivory spruce]

thats not very nice

[shell bronze]

let's just not argue

[runic lynx]

ur right

[tired lintel]

took 5 times to beat common boss just to strike once and slice his head 💔⛓️‍💥

[azure mirage]

at least it's halfsoerd related right

[ivory spruce]

true

[reef vector]

I stopped being "nice" when the question I asked wasn't answered

[shell bronze]

i'd rather we stay civilized with mild amounts of reciprocal banter

[prisma chasm]

if not fork you can always try to stab with a long sword, works half the time

[azure mirage]

flick you

[ivory spruce]

you can still be respectfull

[shell bronze]

you r getting banned

[humble iris]

lets be civilized here buddy ol pal

[azure mirage]

:(

[shell bronze]

let's not keep this going

[reef vector]

No

[shell bronze]

yes

you can

[muted aspen]

if you want your actual question answered, youll have to be a bit more specific, ive never seen it actually cheat

[reef vector]

I'm not going to respect somebody when they go out of their way to inconvenience me

[shell bronze]

we're all in a shared space here with rules and common decency expected from everybody

[humble iris]

someone post that image of thinking before you speak

[prisma chasm]

don't be a raggamuffin and keep it civilized

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234268101806391386/1410156142054608966/togif.gif

[novel steeple]

do you like rick and morty?

[runic lynx]

we were just trying to help you friend

[ivory spruce]

you dont seem like a nice person

[humble iris]

i like cinnamon

[ivory spruce]

on what

[humble iris]

cinnamon

[ivory spruce]

oh ok

[shell bronze]

drop it @ivory spruce @novel steeple @runic lynx

[runic lynx]

i put a ring of cinnamon around my helicopter every night so the ants dont get in

[reef vector]

I really don't care what I seem like to you

[novel steeple]

she green on my goob til i er

[humble iris]

yes

this is true

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807285387604393984/1096960139992498236/togif.gif

[reef vector]

if I had asked for tips to beat the commoner boss and then they gave me tips to beat the boss, then I would not have acted how I did

[ivory spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-shocked-shock-shocked-meme-gif-8910406893424234862

[humble iris]

this is like the third time clueless told you to drop this

this doesnt need to go any further this is pointless

just take the advice, implement it in your gameplay, and lets all go our seperate ways

[muted aspen]

Or, again, if you have a specific question about cheating, clarify

[azure mirage]

just kill everyone

[muted aspen]

and maybe issue a bug report

[prisma chasm]

just let it 🐝

[humble iris]

true

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[shell bronze]

in the corner

one goes

[ivory spruce]

what

[prisma chasm]

the game is fun enough to not make a scene

[humble iris]

10 dollars he leaves the server before hes back from the corner

[shell bronze]

it's so sad that steve jobs died of ligma

[azure mirage]

who's steve jobs

[novel steeple]

who's steve jobs?

[shell bronze]

l

[azure mirage]

l

[shell bronze]

I have been advised not to continue.

[runic lynx]

whats that african country that starts with a K or something

[humble iris]

kenya

[runic lynx]

kenya suck these nuts

[signal wedge]

damn

[humble iris]

😱

[ivory spruce]

wow green you gonna take that?

[runic lynx]

B)

[humble iris]

he said it!

[azure mirage]

whats that african country that starts with a K or something

[prisma chasm]

kongo

[humble iris]

i dontknow any country in africa that starts with "something"

[ivory spruce]

i thought it was a C

[prisma chasm]

idk man i'm from poland and form me it starts with a k, don't remember if it starts different in english

[runic lynx]

the congo has most of the worlds supply of Cobalt used in every lithtuem battery and the natives to the area are forced into whats pretty much slave labor by mainly China to mine it so we can have iphones and laptops

read cobalt red

fun fact

[ivory spruce]

i see

[ivory spruce]

[humble iris]

and the cobalt miners are in terrible living conditions!!!

[ivory spruce]

how about we talk about sandwiches

[muted aspen]

such fun

[humble iris]

i like sandwiches

[manic cradle]

no pain and infinite consciousness is fun
what do i do btw

[ivory spruce]

me too

what type do you like

[humble iris]

tis but a scratch

[humble iris]

uhhhh

sandwich

[ivory spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[manic cradle]

also commoner boss is surprisingly good at wielding two handed weapon with one hand

[prisma chasm]

caramelized onion with a omelette and chorizo

[ivory spruce]

sounds yummy

[humble iris]

caramel

is viscous

[prisma chasm]

yes, but when you slow cook an onion it turns sweet, you can add brown sugar BUT NOT TO MUCH

[humble iris]

brown sugar

is grainy

[manic cradle]

new way of carrying a sword

[prisma chasm]

so pretty

[prisma chasm]

and also brown

[humble iris]

that is true

[sterile pebble]

how do i beat the gold guy :/ feel like every thing i try he just tanks

[ivory spruce]

blunt

[humble iris]

big blunty weapons

[ivory spruce]

placon are good

thats what i used

[humble iris]

warhammer, lucerne, poleaxe, mace, blah blah blah

all that

[modern sable]

Staff with the curved blade and spike is really good

[sterile pebble]

that what iv been using but every time i get to him he like it the eye goles of my helmet or some random one befor had brakes one of my hands

[humble iris]

thats the billhook

[modern sable]

Yeah that thing is nasty

[timber topaz]

You know how people speed read. Then get a jist of a sentence. As I was scrolling to catch up I read. How do I beat the old guy off

[modern sable]

I beat the baron run with it

[sterile pebble]

that might work

[humble iris]

genius idea

[sterile pebble]

beat him off make him my husband

ok so is the big spiky sick good to fight him ?

cozz its kinda a mix of sharp and blunt ?

[humble iris]

theres alot of big spiky sticks

[muted aspen]

the one with nails I'm assuming

[humble iris]

plancon is good yeah

its a stupidly easy weapon to use

[modern sable]

One of my favs, hard to swing upwards though for me

[atomic venture]

why is commoner boss so fkn OP

[sterile pebble]

its the one thats like a long squear sick with like 4 spikes on each side then one at the end

[inner raven]

@humble iris wanna know something sick

[humble iris]

i do wanna know something sick

[humble iris]

uhhhh

[inner raven]

You know I usually finish at 7am my time.

[humble iris]

can you senda photo !

[humble iris]

Yeah

[inner raven]

Used some holiday, finishing at 4 ;)

[humble iris]

oh sick

what time is it for you right now?

[inner raven]

Think that’s literally just the pointy stick of death

3:09am atm

[humble iris]

50 more minutes to go 🙏

then freedom

[inner raven]

Yessir, then going to my induction for my second job. :)

[humble iris]

what job?

[inner raven]

Delivery, need to make up my hours as the airport reduces hours in the winter

[sterile pebble]

i dmed you it

but i did win

[humble iris]

delivery should be a nice second job

good hustle

[muted aspen]

my wife works in women's health and I read that as "I'm going to go have my baby so I can make it to my second job" and I was about to be outraged 😂😂😂

[inner raven]

Yeah, done it before

[humble iris]

i saw

yeah that one is a very easy to use weapon

[inner raven]

😭😭😭

OH, induction. I get you.

Being a dad, had my Mrs induced too as our little fiend don’t wanna come out

[muted aspen]

lol my wife went to the same practice she works at, and they have a joke that if you're done being pregnant you just say the "magic words" and they're required to send you for immediate induction (pre-eclempsia symptoms)... My wife walked in with all the symptoms totally unironically and the whole office was like "yeah right, lol"

But still got to go get induced lol

[inner raven]

😭 that’s funny as fuck

ANYWAY, I digress. Back to the half sword chatter

[humble iris]

halfsword yeah!!!!

[muted aspen]

yeah, so can we nerf the peasant boss or what?

[inner raven]

Never

[ivory spruce]

i think its fine just keep swating the scythe away

[inner raven]

Once you know how he works and the playstyle he uses, he’s pretty simple to kill

[muted aspen]

lol, was a joke

[inner raven]

Oh 🤣

Top 10 HS Jokes

[plain token]

Commoner boss NEEDS a nerf

[inner raven]

Noooo!

[atomic venture]

yep agreed

[humble iris]

commoner boss needs a BUFF

[inner raven]

Again, keep him out of reach, make him swing, go in close

[muted aspen]

although he does end up killing me about 30% of the time, after he drops his scythe

[inner raven]

If you have a sword, all it takes is one swing on an arm and he’s gone

[plain token]

My guy swung zt my head and threw my sword OUT of the arena, then kicked me into the air leading to me falling to my DEATH

[inner raven]

Unlucky sunshine 🤣

[round stone]

He's right above me, isn't he

[runic lynx]

Half the time his sword just falls on your head

[muted aspen]

literally this second

[wind flare]

when will the game release

[muted aspen]

absolute rage bait when that happens

[runic lynx]

I don’t think he should be nerfed tho it’s like the only boss that’s hard

[humble iris]

EA will release in this last quarter of the year

[plain token]

Commoner boss's sword getting directly parried leads to immediate dismemberment of all limbs

[round stone]

My ninja is HOLLOW

[shell bronze]

time for a saturday night burger and fries

[shell bronze]

unless you're me

god put me on this earth to parry everything

[wind flare]

so soon?

[humble iris]

yes

[wind flare]

is there a known price

[humble iris]

halfsword soon

[muted aspen]

idk mixed feelings. On the one hand once you know how to fight, it's not bad. But on the other, it's so early in the progression that it feels unfun when you're starting

[humble iris]

10-30 usd

[round stone]

$9

[muted aspen]

I feel like I remember being forced to read an FAQ or something...

[wind flare]

did u get bullied in school

[plain token]

Commoner boss could defeat 100 barons all at the same time

[wind flare]

did u ask the teacher about the homework they forgot

[atomic venture]

dude he is literally a giant with the biggest 2h sword and even if you wait for him to swing to go in, he follows up too quick and 9/10 times dismembers you

[runic lynx]

for me it makes the leadup to his fight exicting

[round stone]

"One drunk man..." ahh

[runic lynx]

its like foreplay

[atomic venture]

the real ones know that the long candle stick is the best weapon in the game

[plain token]

Real

[humble iris]

i want to fight 100 barons not because i have a problem against commoner boss but because it would be interesting

[ivory spruce]

so true

if i had the option i would use it all game

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[muted aspen]

lol imagine if commoner boss weilded the candlestick...

[ivory spruce]

i would prefer that over the giant sword

[round stone]

Fewer things are better in this game than use their own spears against them

[plain token]

Yes

[muted aspen]

jfc

second time in a row that sword fell on me after i'd already killed him and sent me to the abyss

This time, i die in the abyss because I stepped on a damned hoe

[atomic venture]

whats worse about the commoner boss if i die as militia i have to fight that motherfucker again...

and then lose and restart

[celest river]

I think some people mentioned that halfsword having an online mode would be a bad idea, why?

the pvp scene is so lush and I can see a competitive mode being fun

[hard thunder]

I feel like its a game that can be quickly ruined by even a little bit of latency. Quick games that need precision are kinda hard. Like lag in a 1v1 fighting game is awful

And halfsword is just that in concept. A fighting game. That just goes for medieval realism

[celest river]

Real willies didnt fight robots

just saying

[inner raven]

@humble iris got let go early. About 5 minutes from my car instead of my normal 20 minutes 🤣

[inner raven]

They did fr

[celest river]

also latency is true but where would we draw the line at it

[celest river]

100-200?

50?

[inner raven]

Latency in a physics based game would be detrimental.

[hard thunder]

Idk man but its a game that really likes its quick precise things

[inner raven]

You’ve got someone on 500ping, yeah you’re fucked

[hard thunder]

And latency is the direct enemy of quick precision

[celest river]

just put a wifi issue lmao

[inner raven]

Sure, but it would annoy so many possible

[celest river]

I had the same issue with the fucking strongest battlegrounds back on roblox

[inner raven]

People

[celest river]

and thats not physics based at all

luckily i went from like 400 ping down to 20

[hard thunder]

Maybe wild swinging wouldnt be too impacted

But imagine trying to have a actual duel

[inner raven]

Only noobs wild swing

Precision over wildness

[hard thunder]

slowly dissapears into the backround

[inner raven]

You just get someone bum rushing you

[celest river]

actually going on with the same topic i was talking about, even in a non physics based game they play the op character (weapon in this case) and go fucking crazy

[inner raven]

Noooob!! I’m kidding but honestly take the time to learn

[humble iris]

peak 🙏

[celest river]

noobs just play plancon and everyone is happy

[humble iris]

plancon STINKS!

[hard thunder]

Everytime i try go for a real serious duel willie just baps me or i accidentally cut his neck open on the first two swings 😭

[celest river]

which one

[shell bronze]

play plancon and win

[inner raven]

Right tf is plancon.. I hear it so much

[humble iris]

plancon STINKS!

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428943611520876625/3275AB1.MP4?ex=68f4ffb1&is=68f3ae31&hm=858fbf0a628b371b14a43f5a4a79a6afae269b8646967ca0f53c9ff9db3d50d7&

[humble iris]

the spear with the spikes on the end

[hard thunder]

The hyperspiker

[inner raven]

Patience is a virtue

Oh shit fr? I didn’t know that

[celest river]

the art of juggling

[humble iris]

truth

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[celest river]

wait this is true jester activity

[inner raven]

See, the plancon used to be my weapon o’ choice. Until @shell bronze taught me the ways

[celest river]

if ur playing a full gauntlet run I imagine it would be the desirable weapon though

[hard thunder]

A weapon i like with a similiar philosophy to the plancon but 100x better

The candlestick

[celest river]

if u make a mistake it doesnt punish you like a sword

[hard thunder]

Its more elegant and satisfying to use

[inner raven]

Oh 100% 🤣

[celest river]

I can just sit on commoner all day playing sword and im satisfied

[hard thunder]

Bringing those top bits down onto a willies skull. Or stabbing them with the spike at the bottom while halfswording

[inner raven]

Right boys and gals, I’m driving home

[hard thunder]

Big candlestick is the best weapon in halfsword

Its literaly never not effective

[timber pilot]

what if donkeys are in half sword

[hard thunder]

You got bludenging. Stabbing. Hell i swear ive cut someone with it

[celest river]

long, useless metal part whispering

[hard thunder]

Halfswors and break someones neck with the handle

Guaranteed to work 75% of the time

[sand herald]

Crazy exchange

[hard thunder]

And it looks cooler

[celest river]

true

[hard thunder]

Watching people who are good at halfsword is like watching lightning strike a pigeon

[celest river]

the candle holder bit is shallow though

[hard thunder]

I cannot idenfify what just happened

[hard thunder]

That kill took place in like 7.5 microseconds 😭

[celest river]

they use the camera to lodge long range weapons into their necks.

[hard thunder]

They got martial arts now???? 😭

[celest river]

No idea whatever the fuck just happened in the end there was though.

[hard thunder]

My guy is actually just a street fighter character

[celest river]

have you guys checked out the feet thread? https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1270577738826256536

[ocean tangle]

Nothing more satisfying than chopping off the top of Willie's head so you can still see his beautiful eyes

[blazing halo]

holy

anyway how do i restart that gauntlet mode on halfsword bru

i need it

😭

[slate nova]

Dying in gauntlet at man at arms and then dying to random peasant hero charging with a pitchfork in the abyss truly hurts my feelings

[sick pollen]

I fucking HATE the abyss at times

[blazing halo]

i love you bro

tahnks

[slate nova]

The abyss truly beats me down sometimes

[shell bronze]

most intelligent ai

[sick pollen]

How I feel getting ambushed and instantly dying

[slate nova]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-vegeta-rain-vegeta-sad-dbz-dragon-ball-z-gif-2167897810151461845

oof embed fail

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[sick pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[azure mirage]

level 2 or ummmm ummm boost

[placid coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-vegeta-goku-dança-vegeta-dança-meme-gif-18438237035111800721

[azure mirage]

@boreal path oh my god the fucking gif 😭

[boreal path]

it’s perfect i love using it

[placid coyote]

willie blade

[shell bronze]

i am no beast who goes all out when hunting prey

[placid coyote]

thats a lot of sword

[hard thunder]

Why are your Willie's so aggressive when i commoner they just stand around

And swing occasionally

These guys are out for blood

[shell bronze]

they know me to be a high threat

[slate nova]

Could be rng? Mine are always trying to murder me with master techniques

[hard thunder]

The crazy thing is the amount of times standing around wins

[hard thunder]

Their swords accidentally find their way to my skull concerningly often

[slate nova]

art

[placid coyote]

ikr

[hard thunder]

And sometimes i get fully styled on

Like when i do gauntlet. And fight shirtless willie boss

And when im rushing him with my knife he just casually chops my arm off

[placid coyote]

you need tot iem it right

[hard thunder]

Like super smooth

[shell bronze]

time your rushes when he swings down

[hard thunder]

The thing is it works for me 90% of the time

[river girder]

be a man parry with the knife

[hard thunder]

The bumrush no concern for my saftey strat is mostly effective

[slate nova]

Low key meta

if only it wasn't so hard

[shell bronze]

i love static parries

[hard thunder]

I think i caught the underside of his axe with one of the thick knives once

[shell bronze]

now that we mention it let me see if i can use the parrying dagger for its intended purpose

[hard thunder]

Yknow the really big ones

[river girder]

90% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big

[soft kelp]

does this look familiar

[slate nova]

I'll take the higher odds with the longsword 😛

[river girder]

have it your way 😂

[hard thunder]

Blocking willies attacks by catching some gap in his weapon on YOUR weapon feels really cool. Like stopping a pitchfork willie with the handle of the hoe by having the handle go into the gaps in the blades

[boreal path]

neat outfit

[polar dirge]

I SWEAR IM GONNA CRASH OUT!

[soft kelp]

all thats missing is a mail shirt and a bollock dagger

bollock dagger my beloved

[shell bronze]

can't do shit with this wobbly ass little dagger

back to longsword

[boreal path]

i hope we can configure the main grips of our characters at the release so that i can block with the handle while half swording

[hard thunder]

Bollocks 😏

[soft kelp]

yeah and then pull the sword with the grossguard

crossguard

and then stab them

a technique i saw

[hard thunder]

A favourite of mine on less armored tiers is bringing the sword over their head halfsword style and sawing them in half from behind

Mostly works on polearm guys

[shell bronze]

honestly people need to start practicing on the dummy more for weapon control

super overlooked

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429279938363527189/4F70721.MP4?ex=68f5902c&is=68f43eac&hm=470369af2df7c39cf60be87b01691ad50f9b04a336bff5b5af35c156a9d494f5&

[boreal path]

i tried it once in real life and all i ended up with was a cleft open grip and a hit on the head because i fumbled the execution lol

[slate nova]

Really wish the z axis was more rigid while attacking

[soft kelp]

lmao

[boreal path]

but it does look awesome to have a cut open grip tbh

i’m glad it happened

[soft kelp]

b-but dummy BORING!!!

i want to hit REAL PEOPEL!!!

BLOOD!!!

[hard thunder]

Yknow i forget people who fight with like. Pretend swords exist

And i thought you got into an actual medieval battle

[boreal path]

and it’s right where my index finger needs to rest so it’s a good marker to feel out a good grip !!

[boreal path]

pretend 💔

[soft kelp]

battle scars

[boreal path]

my soul has been harmed

[soft kelp]

in this household we call them feders

[boreal path]

real

[hard thunder]

Idk man 😭

[shell bronze]

i'm still debating on buying a regenyei feder

to start my hema journey

[hard thunder]

Im not a sword legitmacy doctor

[shell bronze]

need to actually have support for my hobby

[boreal path]

they’re good starter swords

they will not let you down

[soft kelp]

ill have to go to an olympic fencing club because its the only one close to me

i heard its good for footwork and stuff tho

[boreal path]

for your first sword i would definitely recommend a regenyei because their basic ones are well priced and are good ergonomically

[shell bronze]

me when i have to abandon half of my knowledge base to use the superior weapon platform

[boreal path]

what does ts mean

[hard thunder]

Solution

Bring a greatsword

[shell bronze]

i chose to die on the kenjutsu and kendo hill

[boreal path]

i mean mine is an inch too long for most longsword tournaments so it kind of is one

[hard thunder]

Wtf 😭

Who is measuring to the inch for these things

[soft kelp]

bring a sawfish sword

[shell bronze]

every advantage is an advantage

[river girder]

watch swordfish tournis to gaslight yourself

[hard thunder]

Bring a WHAT

[shell bronze]

plancon sword form

[hard thunder]

Oh my god thats so cool

[soft kelp]

(its ceremonial and will shatter after the firs tbind)

[boreal path]

well i mean it has to stop somewhere

if you’re just eyeballing it things get messy

[hard thunder]

"Sorry lad. This near imperceptible tiny bit of length means your swords too long to fight people"

[hard thunder]

Like who will see an extra inch and think "this is significant"

[shell bronze]

me

[boreal path]

because then you’ll be bumping the rules up incrementally

[hard thunder]

Your dongle aside

[river girder]

[slate nova]

You joke but that extra inch adds a lot of force if you get caught with the tip.

[shell bronze]

how hollywood got me blocking overheads

[hard thunder]

sigh ill be mature one day

[river girder]

no issues that cant be solved with an angle grinder here

[boreal path]

if you keep allowing the extra inch to get by then you’ll allow an extra two when the inch gets accounted for in an updated ruleset on and on until the permitted length gets exorbitant

[slate nova]

I thought about revising it but decided to leave it and let it happen

[shell bronze]

it's not that bad bro wtf

[boreal path]

yeah lol the thing is a monster

[slate nova]

10/10 would not want to get hit with that

[boreal path]

it has its ups and downs

[hard thunder]

Now im not a swordfighting doctor but that just kinda looks like it makes sense

[shell bronze]

ghost of tsushima perfect parry

[shell bronze]

hollywood magic

[hard thunder]

Block swing with a bigol sword barrier

[boreal path]

what i like about it is it is long enough to combat tall people but baits shorter people into grappling

a tall man will underestimate it while a short man will overestimate it

[hard thunder]

I feel like a small serf boy scrubbing the floors while the nobles discuss sword matters

[boreal path]

basically anyone outside of grappling with ease i can maintain an unusual equality in the measure with while anyone small enough i can throw will displace it immediately

[keen dock]

especially for practicing throws

[shell bronze]

enhancer/trainer and dummy is great throwing practice

miss? f5 and spawn another

hit? pick it up and continue

[hard thunder]

Can you explain how that wouldn't actually be good be cause it seems right to me

[shell bronze]

i mean it technically works

you can bring it down into a stab

but you sacrifice hella reach and also risk your hands

[boreal path]

because you have to change your whole grip to do it which needs a very specific timing

and also yeah if they retreat your reach is handicapped like hell

[hard thunder]

I feel like if someone was bringing something down on my head i wouldnt mind losing my reach for a second to not get bashed on the head

[boreal path]

a lot of people will only do straight overheads with a retreat because of their reach and if you counter it by shortening your reach you can’t hit them when they do a likely recovery

[boreal path]

but it’s not the only way you can do that

you can also just bring your sword up and step to the side

[shell bronze]

that's how i get my roommates 9/10 times

hold jodan kamae

bring the sword down on them while they try to rush with a backstep

[hard thunder]

Now im envisioning you challenging your roommates to duels over roommatelt matters

[fierce wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206076082365931541/1422435150826045530/sord.gif

[boreal path]

which also if you step to the side diagonally and forward you’ll push the advantage if they try and retreat from the overhead which as i said is common

[shell bronze]

dude

[hard thunder]

Ah yes this sword has a +20 frost damage modifier

[shell bronze]

i throw my foam sword/training shinai to these assclowns and go "en garde"

[boreal path]

and with your sword’s point down you’ll be able to windmill and get a lot of force

[hard thunder]

Perfect

[boreal path]

one thing i really need to work on in real life is offline footwork

[shell bronze]

off-line footwork is fun irl but i don't do it in half sword on god

[hard thunder]

I know windmilling probably means something but im just picturing the inquisitors from starwars and their spinny ass lightsabers

[boreal path]

irl it just requires a lot of intent to be able to do properly

like you have to consciously move your legs more than a normal step forward

i’m very good at transferring the force of a strike into well measured footwork, which is a great strength but also means i’m bad at offline because it doesn’t come naturally at all

[boreal path]

i mean doing a full turn where your sword goes from being pointed down to you making a big circle with it and hitting them

[shell bronze]

like if i want to do off-line footwork in game i do it fine

but the ai isn't smart enough for me to need to do it

[boreal path]

i can’t wait for willie to be smart enough that he can defend himself against swords and maces

[boreal path]

like so

[hard thunder]

Ah yes the surprise bonk manuever

[normal drift]

I have couple of questions maybe someone can help:

1. does your equipped holstered items affect your performance?
2. what is the most effective weapon for full armor guys?
3. does your armor equipped affect your performance?

[hard thunder]

Honestly i find swords to be amazing blunt weapons for some reason

There just. Easy to aim.

Just wack it against their head enough and bam thats a knight on the ground. Now just overhead them to death

[shell bronze]

fodder

[hard thunder]

For me. Fighting full armored enemys is like chopping a tree

You hit em somewhere till it makes em fall over

Then youve won

[naive holly]

1. Sheathed weapons do add to your equip load and stamina drain/movement speed

2. Mace ideally, greatsword, battleaxe, poleaxe.

3. Yes very much. From how fast you move, to how tired you get, and the range of movement your limbs have.

[shell bronze]

anything with a heavy end wins armored fights

[hard thunder]

But my advice is ALWAYS go for the head. That brings em down like anything

[river girder]

honorable mention to the big polehammer

[hard thunder]

Whatever your using. Headshots

[normal drift]

as for swords.. which one do you think?

[shell bronze]

this is why you wear a proper helmet kids

[hard thunder]

How do you DO this?

[naive holly]

For fighting plate armor? Greatsword. Big old thang

[hard thunder]

Your common guy fighting johnny armorson

[shell bronze]

mods

loadout selector

[hard thunder]

Aaaaaa

[normal drift]

which one to be honest? lol

[hard thunder]

Any greatswoes

Theres like. No difference i feel

[bleak hollow]

nice hook

[naive holly]

Huh?

[hard thunder]

Greatsword is greatsword

[naive holly]

The weapons are RNG, different weight and lengths and balances. I.e variations of one weapon.

[normal drift]

the one baron has or the one 3rd boss drops

[hard thunder]

Oh

[normal drift]

those 2 are the biggest swords

[naive holly]

I think those are unique. Click through T8 (knight) until you see a big ass sword

The boss weapons are intentionally scaled up bc the bosses are bigger

[hard thunder]

Aslong as its a huge plank of metal your fine

[naive holly]

Youre right. Theyre just all slightly different greatswords at random

So not wrong

[normal drift]

going by cheats swords are called either big sword (boss one)
long sword t1/t4 (t4 being baron one)
or bastard sword

[hard thunder]

A slightly different weight probably wont change much when you wacking the sharp end into the side of some mans helmet to give him 20 concussions

[river girder]

if its badly distributed weight you get kinda flaccid swings but i dont think thats much an issue when youre using big fuckoff paddles broadsword

[hard thunder]

I just wish the hammer things were easier to use

[naive holly]

Rng variables include:

Parts and scale - which affect:
Weight
Balance
Length

But within a certain range so like. Greatswords can only be so small or light, and longsword can only be so heavy and long yanno?

So theyre still the same weapon but each is slightly unique

[hard thunder]

Like the one with the spike

[hard thunder]

I didnt realise they were modular

[naive holly]

https://tenor.com/view/now-you-know-the-more-you-know-no-kidding-no-shit-obviously-gif-1342210079425559607

[normal drift]

i guess long sword t3 should be the best

[hard thunder]

I thoucht it was just a few premade weapons

[river girder]

seeing them all laid out like that 😋

[naive holly]

T3 longsword in HSE is the sharpest, and maybe its placebo but it feels like they handle better.

[hard thunder]

I like the third and first blade designs the most idk why

[normal drift]

they do handle best.
HSE?

[naive holly]

Half sword enhancer which is the mod used to spawn weapons

[deep shale]

pizza cutters are a scam
just use your kitchen scissors to cut your pizza

[normal drift]

oh right, i had that one in mind when i said cheats

[hard thunder]

Are any other weapons modular or is it just the swords?

[naive holly]

All weapons

Lemme hop on ill get a screenshot to highlight it

[hard thunder]

Weird. Swear ive never seen any difference in most other weapons

[naive holly]

I got u

[hard thunder]

Its all the sword and sword adjacents

[naive holly]

Gonna spawn tons and youll see the difference side by side

[normal drift]

you can technically make them larger

[naive holly]

The only weapon that isnt modular are the axes if im not mistaken

[hard thunder]

Well thats just a bigger model not. Actually little parts thats change inbetween generations

[naive holly]

I know what will help make it make sense

Prepare to have your mind blown

[hard thunder]

Ok boss

Blow me

Wakt no

[normal drift]

#photography📷 message slightly bigger

xD

[normal drift]

cool

[hard thunder]

For some reason. The PHYSICS part of physics based didnt click for me

[naive holly]

Now that happens randomly in the demo but functionally the same thing

[hard thunder]

I didnt think they had like. Actual mass calculations

[naive holly]

Bruh

Thats the whole shebang

The armor has physics

[hard thunder]

Im dumb

[naive holly]

The blood has physics

[hard thunder]

Ok

[naive holly]

Not dumb

Just mindblown

[hard thunder]

I see funny swordfight game and go "hehe"

[naive holly]

Its what makes the game so special and feel so unique

Every single bit is rendered phsycially in engine

[boreal path]

i wish it had more

[naive holly]

Theres no animations

[boreal path]

the clipping is a little icky sometimes

[naive holly]

We dont talk much but iirc youre the armor geek right

Love mi armor

[boreal path]

it’ll be amazing when it’s all simulated against itself

[boreal path]

Yes

[naive holly]

Meant endearingly btw lol

[boreal path]

especially the shoulders and the paunce of plates …… shoo …..

[bleak hollow]

i just hit the cleanest uppercut on accident

this game