halfsword-chat-⚔

[lusty ginkgo]

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[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[lusty ginkgo]

I keep getting disconnected from the game. How about you?

@humble iris

@humble iris

[dreamy phoenix]

why does everybody keep tagging the Goober

[timid solar]

is there a realase date yet?

[humble iris]

maybe the admin you pinged can answer you question hmmmm

[humble iris]

no!!!!

[dreamy phoenix]

there might be a demo soon, but not SOON soon

[timid solar]

[random snow]

im a girl

[dreamy phoenix]

no

[lusty ginkgo]

OMG..

[mental kelp]

I Hour and XXVI Minutes

[humble iris]

stinky stabber

[near garnet]

you green goobered him yo!

[humble iris]

yeah!!!!

[near garnet]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/Gwe2VcGXcAA2GlB.gif

[trail pivot]

confuse the enemy

[humble iris]

discombobulate

[distant chasm]

Anyone else getting more fatal errors?

[naive granite]

i think ive found the easiest and the safest way to pick someone up

you can do a slam do anything

[random snow]

how

[naive granite]

just pull them to any directon and let go they will take fall damage

thats a slam

[random snow]

ooo

[naive granite]

they broke their arms or legs

fall damage is lethal

[humble iris]

love taps

[shell bronze]

what i like about this game is realistic fall damage

[trail pivot]

my favourite

could only remind me of this

[near garnet]

Even though there’s not much to fall from sadly

[humble iris]

why would he come back for more

[near garnet]

slip and fall…PIMP DOWN PIMP IN DISTRESS!!!

[near garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/tobey-maguire-spider-man-spiderman-meme-spider-man-meme-sam-raimi-gif-3124480965153071009

[random snow]

any good trainere

trainers

[near garnet]

free piercing

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[humble iris]

these mace users suck major ass

[sand herald]

Bruh

[trail pivot]

gave him a headache

[humble iris]

he used your method against you

[sand herald]

and it worked wonders

[shell bronze]

bro got reversed by a ragdoll

[humble iris]

just a minor headache

teensy weensy

[soft osprey]

God damn pile driver

[trail pivot]

turned into gmod lmao

[humble iris]

yeah i meant to do that

[sand herald]

LOL

[humble iris]

fence

[shell bronze]

https://youtube.com/shorts/U4MAd672lyc?si=IfowoZTsESrUNAXe @sand herald

[quasi gazelle]

chat

[quasi gazelle]

just got to the ultimate challenge

[shell bronze]

3/7 are present

[sand herald]

Me indirectly whooping my own ass

[sudden ravine]

1 MORE HOUR

[merry junco]

nice

[quasi gazelle]

I am one of them 🤑

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234268101806391386/1410156142054608966/togif.gif

[humble iris]

i am somehow getting worse at my own opening flourish

[ionic light]

Can someone answer a question for me? i always wondered why crossbowmen or anyone who made/used crossbows didnt just add little spikes onto the arms considering that they took a while to reload you'd think if you couldnt reach a dedicated secondary in time it would be really useful

[shell bronze]

my flourish is simply a sensitivity and control check

[humble iris]

i thought it was just you trying to see the reflection 😭

[azure mirage]

why doesn't the sword have little spikes on the sides so he can hit more

[humble iris]

when will these mace users learn

[shell bronze]

partially it's also for vanity reasons such as that but we don't speak on it

[trail pivot]

jeez, took that mans back

[humble iris]

annihilation

[quasi gazelle]

wait if I die in the ultimate challenge I lose all my progress right

like back to beggar

[signal wedge]

good song

[trail pivot]

if youre at the top, if you die, youll stay there

wont lose the progress

[azure mirage]

yup

[quasi gazelle]

so only progress I'll lose is my progress on the ultimate challenge

not character progress

[azure mirage]

yeah

[quasi gazelle]

oh okay

[humble iris]

i guess they will never learn

[azure mirage]

if you die/surrender you'll stay in ultimate challenge, just in the first wave

[humble iris]

stab

[quasi gazelle]

what about when I close the game with steam

does it reset

[trail pivot]

it stays

progress saves whenever you leave

anytime in the gauntlet

[humble iris]

that was smooth

[quasi gazelle]

so if I stop the game rn I'm safe

cause I'll be afk

[humble iris]

progress saves no matter what

[trail pivot]

mhm

[humble iris]

unless you delete your save file

[quasi gazelle]

okay

I'm just being extra careful lol

[trail pivot]

the only time you can fuck up your progress is if youll try to mess around with alt-f4 before the ultimate challenge to avoid death

[dark folio]

No itll be ripped apart by willie

[humble iris]

bind controlling is awesome

[trail pivot]

an innocent willie dies when you exit the game

[dark folio]

9* get it right

Also willies arent innocent

[shell bronze]

they throw him away and give you another one identical to your last one every time

[sleek gull]

He wasn't having me stylin on him like that lol.

[trail pivot]

were all just skinwalkers in this game

[humble iris]

yeah that works too

[supple ember]

Shouldve shook my hand

[humble iris]

this is what happens when you feint

never feint

[humble iris]

i love this game yeah!!!!

[merry junco]

WTF IS WITH MY CLIP BRU

[mental kelp]

XXIX Minvtes

[merry junco]

1 FRAME PER YEAR

[humble iris]

Yes

[sudden ravine]

30 MINS

[humble iris]

Wrong

28

[merry junco]

29

[humble iris]

Or however you put that in roman numerals

XXIIX Smth

[merry junco]

fuсk obs

[sleek gull]

Pulling this off more and more. lol.

[pearl hill]

This parry its excitant

[humble iris]

surprised he didnt rip my back off

[humble iris]

im gonna assume you mean excellent

thank you thank you

[pearl hill]

Parry its hard to do

Needs reflex and position

[shell bronze]

good things are happening in 22 minutes

[pearl hill]

I dont have Position

[night tangle]

Is the sword that is stabbed in your body continuing to do damage a glitch

[shell bronze]

also learning AI

[humble iris]

U practice and then boom

Parry master

[pearl hill]

lol

[night tangle]

It stops doing that when I equip the stuck sword

[humble iris]

ai is honestly so easy to learn

they give away everything

[river girder]

halfsword economy would collapse if willie could feint

[shell bronze]

he does

that's the only time i actually have to take him serious

[humble iris]

they feint very often

but its uh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1429142350042759288/178.mp4?ex=68f51008&is=68f3be88&hm=5c24b49430ccec89f0a13b45e3802d907372d1a7db4c06444478ef037c5dfbfa&

not good (sometimes)

[river girder]

when willie feints hes free imo

[wheat leaf]

Almost more like they just interrupt their own attack with another rather than true feints

[humble iris]

its because the ai is too DUMB!!!

they cant learn!!

[wheat leaf]

Yes the frick they can

Willie isn’t smart but he ain’t intelligent either, somehow he’ll copy my moves if I let him

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1427225302982987907/2716521.MP4?ex=68f4ae24&is=68f35ca4&hm=59eef236261d559d6853676b759f3e8744c7516751945b0d734115b950944168&

[humble iris]

do those numbers have a meaning

2716521

[shell bronze]

they wind up for a strike and actually throw another

it's a good curveball

[wheat leaf]

He started at 1

[river girder]

holy shit

nah my willies are never that smart

[humble iris]

he cannot have 2,761,521 clips

[shell bronze]

that's how the clipboard names the vids

[river girder]

worst willies for me are the ones who just hold regular guard and distance

[humble iris]

oh

[wheat leaf]

He might tho

[humble iris]

maybe....

[shell bronze]

oh those guys aren't bad

[fresh gyro]

@shell bronze what is the actual count, if you can give us an estimate

[hollow berry]

hit an essentially unarmored enemy in the head/throat with a sword full force with no interruption in the ultimate challenge and it didn't do anything, incredible

[wheat leaf]

Sword or pole

[hollow berry]

#game-footage-🎮🎥

[shell bronze]

don't know

[wheat leaf]

Naw that was just downright unfortunate 😭 😂

[jaunty furnace]

4 minutes

[shell bronze]

13 minutes until something good happens

[hollow berry]

max damage to both npcs and player btw

[jaunty furnace]

Actually best part of the day

[humble iris]

why would he do that

[wheat leaf]

I guess it just registered as hitting the helmet brim

[humble iris]

opened himself up for me

amazing!

[prisma saffron]

best week of the year

soon to be over

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1331265060089106482/1376307509371080885/togif.gif

[humble iris]

best week of the year is when EA comes out

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428597852157906976/38DD871.MP4?ex=68f50f2e&is=68f3bdae&hm=d4b8774f1a47032144c874c608abfbe45cc89ecd3a106680c9017cebcf6da644&

[shell bronze]

ukenagashi ❤️

[prisma saffron]

yes

i wont be going outside

[limpid widget]

big man

[humble iris]

helmet

[dark folio]

Correct

[wheat leaf]

Sometimes Willie just doesn’t feel like even acknowledging your weapon

[humble bloom]

Wasn't just registering it, I think it literally was.

[supple ember]

ong lol

[hollow berry]

you can see that it still hit the fleshy parts of willie, but i guess the game reset the force or whatever of the hit to be very low so it didn't count

[split crescent]

whole computer out the window

[humble iris]

hmmmm

torso = head...

[limpid widget]

have you seen my costum gear g

for my "brand"

as you said

[dark folio]

Willie is strong

[humble iris]

yeah!!!

[humble bloom]

This is the exact kind of strike that a kettle hat is designed for I assume.
And after the force is mitigated the gamb is actually pretty great at stopping cuts and blunt force trauma.

[wheat leaf]

Nah you totally right It’s hard to tell sometimes

[supple ember]

Can you please stop screaming everytime I tap you with my sword?

[river girder]

when i do this i get disembowled 💀

kendo luck

[humble bloom]

To get around a kettle hat you need a perfectly straight left to right swing rather than an angled one.

[limpid widget]

or thrust to the face btw

[prisma saffron]

longest 10 minutes of my life

8

[hollow berry]

to be fair you can literally the sword clip through willie's body lmfao

[wheat leaf]

All You need is a hammer

[limpid widget]

real

[hollow berry]

no file rights so i can't send the frame but at like the end of 0:01 it's not that hard to catch

[limpid widget]

he had a kettle hat too

[humble iris]

ouch

[hollow berry]

To not die from the hit, Willie just ignored it and moved on

[wheat leaf]

That was just the Gambeson. Swing lost all momentum

[hollow berry]

probably

[humble bloom]

And when it clips that's the flat of the blade by that point.

Its just the Collison mesh is just very slightly smaller than the visual 3d model, which is normal for clothing.

[dark folio]

I wonder if the jester tower traps will include trip wires

[humble iris]

five more minutes

[limpid widget]

another kettle victim

these are old photos

before i started maining mace

[dark folio]

Until what

[trail pivot]

new teaser

[supple ember]

Day 6

[river girder]

5 more minutes!

[wheat leaf]

Five… more nights at fabears 😨

[dark folio]

Thanks

[river girder]

can you believe it guys? just 4 more minutes! woohoo!

[humble bloom]

Invest in a helmet today.
Could save your life when fighting a purple dude

[humble iris]

IV more minutes

[dark folio]

Imagine if willie is freddie in disguise

[wheat leaf]

WHAT

[limpid widget]

4 is much easier to type

[shell bronze]

4 minutes before something good happens

[wheat leaf]

WAIT

[dark folio]

No it isnt

[wheat leaf]

WILLIE.. WILLIAM AFTON

[limpid widget]

clue have u seen my brand gear as u said

[wheat leaf]

it’s all coming together

[humble iris]

no

IV

[dark folio]

Uh oh

[shell bronze]

no

3 minutes before something good happens

[humble iris]

IIV more minute before something good happens

[restive barn]

why u tryna aura farm 😭

[limpid widget]

props to chrome

[restive barn]

im crine🤣

[limpid widget]

for ts dark mace and armour

[supple ember]

Lil staby stab

[shell bronze]

oh he really wants to undercut you @vital perch

[humble iris]

john autumn mace is that you

[night tangle]

How do u get the stuff u want

[wheat leaf]

That knee can’t feel good

[limpid widget]

im his dark side

[prisma saffron]

2 minutes

[limpid widget]

chrome made it for me

[humble iris]

gold vs black

[restive barn]

did you die and ssve your loadout in the death screen

[shell bronze]

2 minutes before something good happens

[restive barn]

be deadass

[shell bronze]

?

fym

[limpid widget]

i got 2 maces but i prefer shhorter one

[humble iris]

you cant use ovr on gauntlet!

[restive barn]

when you die and save your loadout in the death screen you keep your loadout but the colors are fucked

[shell bronze]

1 minute before something good happens

[shell bronze]

that's gauntlet tf

[restive barn]

its gauntlet?

[wheat leaf]

chat does this fit look like the kellogs chicken?

[humble iris]

do you not notice the massive guy with the massive sword

[restive barn]

i thought you just summoned the t3 boss

[shell bronze]

i have the red velvet clothing for every weapon i want to use already in freemode

[supple ember]

I am John Halfsword

[primal barn]

why do i keep crashing in ultimate challenge

[humble iris]

30 seconds until something good happens

[humble iris]

turn off all blood

[restive barn]

no, thats @sand herald

[primal barn]

ok

[sand herald]

Close enough

[mental kelp]

0 Minutes

[lean niche]

✅ #halfsword-chat-⚔ is now in s l o w m o t i o n. Regular users can only post once every 5 seconds

(Suggestion: Type </slowmode:1348774488665489426> off when you want to disable slowmode)

[sand herald]

Welcome John Halfsword

[supple ember]

30 seconds until EA DROPS!!! WHOOO HOOOO

[shell bronze]

HERE THEY COOOOOOOOME

[hollow berry]

i seem to get really unlucky clips though, one time i dismembered a willie and as his final stand he punched me with his shield at the speed of light, breaking my neck killing me instantly

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[restive barn]

there it is

[novel spear]

THE BEAST HAS RESPONDED

HURRAH, HURRAH!

[river girder]

WE GOIN TO WHITERUN WITH THIS ONE GANG

[supple ember]

Im comming for you bucko

[wheat leaf]

they QUICK with teh slowmode!

[fading vigil]

Half Sword either on day 7, day 8, day 10, or day 11, mark my words

[lusty mesa]

Maps maps maps maps

[restive barn]

good luck lmao

[humble iris]

theres only 7 days

[cosmic kelp]

Will there be female willies in the game or was it just april fools??? I still am wondering.

[wheat leaf]

easter egg in the new leaks omg

[fading vigil]

half sword on day 7 or day 8 then

[humble iris]

halfsword tomorrow!!!!

[simple relic]

Half sword release date when.......

[queen light]

do we know when these announcements will actually be coming to the game?

[lusty mesa]

half sword release delay til 2026

[little verge]

Early Access.

[upper wyvern]

hello chat

[safe crest]

someone answer this

[granite basin]

MAY OUR ENEMYS BLOOD SHOWER USSSS

[restive barn]

hi chat what weapon

[teal pike]

will is be online multiplayuer?

[sour galleon]

thank you for this masterpiece of a game, im glad im a part of this

[upper wyvern]

another great map

[safe crest]

no

[jolly nexus]

no

[dusky fulcrum]

only three pictures today ☹️

[wheat leaf]

can you confirm if the bird banners are in reference to bird

[shell bronze]

no and never

that was april fools

[cosmic kelp]

NNNNNNOOOOOOOO

[safe crest]

not even a willete?

[jolly nexus]

no

[shell bronze]

no.

people are not to be trusted with anything but willie and his willie

[safe crest]

well explain this then

[cosmic kelp]

we believe in the modding community to have Joan D'arc.

[limpid widget]

anyone watching tonights fight night

[humble iris]

willie to willie

[limpid anchor]

Will there be a progression system? Like start off with low armor and then rise up the ranks etc etc?

[wheat leaf]

checkmate

[jolly nexus]

yes

[little verge]

Indeed.

[limpid anchor]

sick

[wheat leaf]

will there be Ale one day?

[safe crest]

will there be different willie races

[restive barn]

hi wunterbeest

[stark moss]

new areas are tuff af

[still finch]

when will the update come out? atleast give a time frame i've waited too long for the update😭

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/amy-gif-6958642489115739715

[limpid anchor]

its EA release not update

[cosmic kelp]

Drink n fight.
I think Willies get drunk before fighting because they are too clumsy.

[little verge]

Between now and December 31st.

[still finch]

thx

[safe crest]

is that the release of the game?

[shell bronze]

while the newgens are here let me put them on some game

[austere wigeon]

EA

[limpid anchor]

hopefully by the end of October

[little verge]

Early Access.

[stark moss]

will it be more optimized than the current game?

[safe crest]

yea thats what i meant

[night tangle]

Wdym

[restive barn]

im on break now so i have lots of free time to do stuf. what weapon

[austere wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226850417242144808/1382655601997385779/dangleingeye-gif.gif

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/newgen-darkwing-transformers-one-newgens-miners-gif-11153613199146478441

[little verge]

Bruh who made this?

[cosmic kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-insane-mental-gif-16429777806800361005

[polar hemlock]

all these announcements making my wee wee hard

[limpid widget]

guy named chrome334 designed me a mace and custom armour

[still finch]

peak ragebait

[azure mirage]

hi

[modern swallow]

im gonna get fired from my job when this game comes out

[safe crest]

could say that its making OUR willies hard

[restive barn]

what weapon

[prisma saffron]

its almost the last day of next fest

[prisma saffron]

Its been good

[limpid anchor]

it should release on the last day of the steam fest that'd be peak

[shell bronze]

sorry bro i had to leak the game

[finite prawn]

is the game going to be free?

[little verge]

You only leaked squatty sword you animal.

[safe crest]

what a stupid question

[limpid anchor]

it'll be 90 dollars

[covert forge]

I was expecting the announcements to get crazy after the crossbow but this is still cool

[jolly nexus]

no

[polar hemlock]

idc ill go into debt for this game

[shell bronze]

no that's the october 15th 2025 half sword early access build

[little verge]

idk something that looks like a panda.

[azure mirage]

10-30 dollars

[cosmic kelp]

You pay with a kidney to get it, just like old times.

[restive barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248266973238919201/1285439418999771198/togif.gif

[azure mirage]

since when did people pay with kidneys

[shell bronze]

game will cost 100 dollars a copy and 30 dollars a month for live service features

[little verge]

@polar hemlock Nah man, over the line with that comment.

[shell bronze]

ok

[azure mirage]

kill that man

[shell bronze]

put a lid on stuff like this

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-12286480379347723254

[shell bronze]

i get it we are passionate and love half sword but certain things need not be said in public spaces

[sick oak]

I'm running out of zound variations

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428801654869725416/twearking.gif

[restive barn]

thats one lucky woman

[azure mirage]

thats why we shouldnt have -17 people

[jolly nexus]

agree

[shell bronze]

been trying to say this since before i was even a red role

[stark moss]

dont forget you have to pay 3 dollars per match

[azure mirage]

you were a red role like 2 weeks ago

[prisma saffron]

what was said

[limpid widget]

bro why do i love this clip so much

[shell bronze]

reading comprehension

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234268101806391386/1410156142054608966/togif.gif

[waxen lance]

I'm not very technical with what I do, but I do know one thing; it is always fun to fight lesser things

[prisma saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/lich-king-lich-king-patrick-patrcik-star-lich-king-patrick-star-gif-23536793

[jolly nexus]

The power changes a person

[humble bloom]

do random bullshit to mess with them and stab instead.
this is the honorable way of the warrior

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1428943611520876625/3275AB1.MP4?ex=68f4ffb1&is=68f3ae31&hm=858fbf0a628b371b14a43f5a4a79a6afae269b8646967ca0f53c9ff9db3d50d7&

[limpid widget]

someone make ts a gif

[cosmic kelp]

Half sword restore the Roman Empire secret quest when

[dry elm]

when's the game gonna release?

[prisma saffron]

Where my gif

[cosmic kelp]

anywhere from now to 31st of december I think

[waxen lance]

seemingly kinda soon

[humble iris]

how much times is that question gonna appear 😭

[jolly nexus]

We will get this DLC in 1806

[fading vigil]

the Roman Empire is already existent in the universe of half sword [it's the one that is unholy, not roman, and not an empire]

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/never-ending-story-gif-24792258

[prisma saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-alice-in-wonderland-the-white-rabbit-look-at-this-time-is-ticking-gif-17400057

[dark folio]

Never

[night tangle]

im referring how you get your loadout stuff

[limpid widget]

both me and john autumn mace are -17

[lapis breach]

why is slow mode on

[novel spear]

when multiplayer?

[cosmic kelp]

Fine, then Willie becoming Williemagne

[plain token]

these "sneak peeks" are all already in the trailer bruh

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1045629304609964046/1372935344344924290/Whereeee.gif

[shell bronze]

you will be struck down

[restive barn]

wünterbeest why is the ulti challenge player's hosen differnet from the actual purple hosen

[stark moss]

1426

[dark folio]

Cant wait for santa

[jolly nexus]

bc of annoying people

[tough yew]

belmonte hey hey hey?

[night tangle]

how do you get a sword as peasent

[limpid widget]

yeah he made it g

[prisma saffron]

it was a year ago i doubt it

[humble iris]

Whenever someone asks when the game is going to release or if multiplayer will release the game get pushed back by a week

[plain token]

u dont

[arctic reef]

@little verge game looks fire, cant wait for release

[night tangle]

how do you spawn with stuff u want

[limpid widget]

its a game g i dont see the issue

[stark moss]

yall should make #faq a forced read

[plain token]

watch it then

[limpid widget]

he made me a folder where i can just press it and it gives me that loadout

[night tangle]

ok

[novel spear]

chat which song do yall like most in half sword's soundtrack

[shell bronze]

i do and YOUR KIND will be promptly removed in due time.

[plain token]

lord's hall and the inn basement are in it

[jolly nexus]

it was funny in the first time

[prisma saffron]

No they arent. The ones from the trailer are placeholders

[plain token]

as well as the eat tower

[little verge]

It's apart of the on boarding.

[limpid widget]

why

[restive barn]

the menu song from the itch.io build

[mighty lichen]

Please tell me we can light commoners on fire with those candlesticks

[analog meteor]

@little verge hey I was wondering will some type of weapons break during battle?
Like for example wooden axes/weapons?

[restive barn]

yes

[humble iris]

pretty sure some weapons like longswords will get dull and break if used improperly

[little verge]

Possibly in the future not a feature in development currently.

[analog meteor]

oki

[plain token]

watch it

[dark hazel]

good things have happened 16 minutes ago

[stark moss]

@little verge will the new build be more optimized than the current one

[lofty parcel]

Is early release still planned for 2025

[humble iris]

yes

[prisma saffron]

I have multiple times. The maps are placeholders even mcwonderbeast said this

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/newgen-alarm-wojak-newgen-alarm-alarm-wojak-wojak-newgen-gif-16649736729122277718

[little verge]

All the content being shown is new. The trailers on Steam are almost 3 years old and were placeholder assests.

[novel spear]

good things have happened sometime ago

[plain token]

they are very similar to the eye, my apologies

[novel spear]

"assests" MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE!!!!!

[little verge]

We are working with a QA team to make it the best we can. Performance will still be variable, but it should be better across the board.

[humble bloom]

when are the steam screenshots gonna be changed to whats now been shown.

[little verge]

ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[novel spear]

I SHALL KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[dark hazel]

we love you @little verge

[stark moss]

https://tenor.com/view/jalen-hurts-jalen-hurts-meek-mill-i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-gif-13709870523385828441

[limpid widget]

@restive barn can you make me a fucking gun so i just shoot any pavise users

[little verge]

No worries, they look the same until compared side by side. Which is natural since it is updated versions of the same maps.

[stark moss]

also more graphics customization? the current build has little to no personalization for graphics and performance

[limpid widget]

also hang the guy that put 15s slowmode

[dark folio]

Triple the slowmode

[restive barn]

do u have hs trainer?

[dark hazel]

make 120 second slowmode 😈

[limpid widget]

um no

[prisma saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-concerned-look-around-sad-confused-gif-13135059842887918234

[restive barn]

download the half sword mod installer on nexus

[mental kelp]

The current version has it as a placeholder (does nothing yet), so I’m pretty sure they’ll have it in EA

[dark hazel]

is slowmode too slow? wait faster 😈

[limpid widget]

"yeah bro i use a fucking pavise how did you know"
hang yourself

[little verge]

6h is the max.

[dark hazel]

make it 6h slowmode

[finite prawn]

how many hours

[humble iris]

17

[ionic hill]

What kind of monster are you 💀

[limpid widget]

FUCKING CHEERS BRO

[dark hazel]

hang the guy that wants the person who put 15s slowmode hanged

[novel spear]

VAFFANCUL

[finite prawn]

delete the channel atp

[limpid widget]

CHEERS TO THIS GAME AND WHOEVER MADE THIS FUCKING PAVISE AND WHOEVER MADE IT APPEAR EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ROUND

[dark hazel]

loud

[humble bloom]

sorry

[restive barn]

chill ill do it for u

[limpid widget]

ITS THE TENTH FUCKING TIME IN A FUCKING ROW

[shell bronze]

my fault

[dark hazel]

what the fuck is pavise

[restive barn]

that big rectangular shield

[humble iris]

shield

[limpid widget]

BIG SHIELD FOR FAT MEN

[humble bloom]

after 10 times surely you'd figure out its weaknesses.

[dark hazel]

rude

[limpid widget]

i dont loose to them bud, theyre just not fun to fight

[dark folio]

I sure love the pavise

[novel spear]

what is the pavise

[dark hazel]

skill issue

[humble iris]

just swing from the opposite side of the shield!! easy!!

[lofty parcel]

Let me use the wooden oar in fully armored combat

[dark folio]

Sounfs like a skill issue to me

[dark hazel]

tower shield i think

[soft osprey]

You should stop fighting against pavise Willie’s

[humble iris]

big ol shield that is as tall as the character

[novel spear]

IHATETHEPAVISETHEYSUCKTHEYHAVENOHONORDISGRACETOTHEIRFAMILYDISGRACETOEVERYTHINGTHEYOWNTHEYREALLABUNCHOFSCAREDYCTS

[humble iris]

i think you should get off the tier with the pavises

[restive barn]

hold on wait

[soft osprey]

No

No I won’t wait

[dark hazel]

you forgot to put spaces

[limpid widget]

why are my steam clips not working i just did such a tuff bash

[novel spear]

IDONTGIVEAGUN

[dark hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[obtuse tiger]

Games looking so good can't wait for whatever news we get tomorrow this is going to be the best game ever

[dark folio]

Lazy ahh

[stark moss]

"ahh" ahh

[split crescent]

i really wish i got a video of this shit but i just watched a willy clipping through a weapon box in the abyss, then proceeding to fly away

[limpid widget]

yo anyone know why my clipping aint working

[hoary canopy]

i think the full halfsword would turn my PC into a fireball

[dark folio]

""ahh" ahh"

[dark hazel]

ahh ahh ahh ahh stayin alive stayin ali

[shell bronze]

aaah aaah aaah aah
staying aliiiiiiive

[shell bronze]

6

[dark hazel]

3 miles

[limpid widget]

yo why arent my steam clips clipping

[humble iris]

they dont want us to see it

[dark hazel]

good things are happening in 23 and a half hours

[little verge]

I been having issues all week. I think were due for an update.

[stark moss]

use nvidia

[limpid widget]

right so

[dark hazel]

we don't have nvidia

[stark moss]

you can still use the clip thing tho

[dark hazel]

really?

[limpid widget]

one dude thinks a steam issue means that half sword is updating, and the other gives me an unrealted fix i cant use... what a smart and intelligent bunch

[soft osprey]

Says the guy asking for help??

[stark moss]

nvm, but you can use medal as an alternative

[dark hazel]

yeah

[limpid widget]

very bold to assume my pc can run

[humble iris]

hey man im sure you can figure it out you got this!!!

[soft kelp]

is this not renaissance

[dark hazel]

your pc has no legs though

[limpid widget]

sorry king

[dark hazel]

is your fridge running?

[dark folio]

Kaboom

[limpid widget]

the guy in it used to be 😂

[ionic hill]

Are we going to get a new dev vlog for a Q and A about Halfsword eventually or? 🤔

[dark hazel]

idk maybe

[mental kelp]

who was the one saying half sword would update cause of a steam issue

[dark hazel]

mcwonderbeast

guys new halfsword update

[ionic hill]

Would be dope to see the team all dressed up talking about their game on the official page✌🏻

[mental kelp]

He said he was having issues all week, and we’re due for an update (to steam)

[limpid widget]

OHH ye mb

[dark hazel]

new halfsword update??? no wayyy

[limpid widget]

anyway clips are fixed

[dark hazel]

what's with people using spaces

like why

[dark folio]

Idonotknow

[limpid widget]

yall ever seen someone thrust with a mace

[dark folio]

No

[limpid widget]

shitty clip but i found it funny

[quasi gazelle]

finally after a five minute duel

[dark folio]

Ever seen anyone thrust with a shield

[dark hazel]

me, i use buckler in spoilance to punch people in the face with it

[lilac cape]

@little verge will there be outside maps. like a decent amount

[dark hazel]

first part of the leeks
check it out

[dark folio]

Thats bad

[dark hazel]

why?

[restive barn]

they fucking blocked my bullet

[lilac cape]

i know theres woods but id wonder if theres more

[dark folio]

Idk

Is the game run on ue5

[quasi gazelle]

may have cheated in the abyss once though 👀

[vital perch]

it's a shame i got no way to play

[dark folio]

Nvm

[shell bronze]

you will be replaced

[vital perch]

😔 okay

[neat crow]

Even if there were going to be female Willies (there's not), they would NOT be wearing this armour. It was a joke about female fantasy armour for april fools.

[wheat leaf]

hello yes, John bautumn face reporting for duty

[restive barn]

to all the pavise haters

[wheat leaf]

bro got the 1411

[novel spear]

we have a gun in half sword?

[signal wedge]

carry that container that says radioactive materials on it, the lid fell off so just be good at balancing

oh and also don't breathe while carrying it the fumes will melt the lining protecting your lungs

[limpid widget]

whats the slow mode key in hs enhancer

[wheat leaf]

but sir I already put on the 5 foot stilts like you asked how am i supposed to pick it up

[shell bronze]

dont know

[lean niche]

✅ #halfsword-chat-⚔ is no longer slowmoded.

[signal wedge]

thats a question for you to figure out bud

[wheat leaf]

ill just turn of the Geiger counter for this one 😔

[limpid widget]

who wanna see who wins between the baron and the t8 boss

[tender quest]

B

[signal wedge]

C

[wheat leaf]

D

[limpid widget]

it was z

cheers mate

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shhh-shush-quiet-gif-8316632

[tender quest]

derp i rebound mine, i forgor

[limpid widget]

epic battle

[wheat leaf]

i cant even blame that dude for crashing out on pavice shields im getting tired of fighting 90% shields

[limpid widget]

someone gets it

[wheat leaf]

like its not that theyre even difficult i just dont wanna fight a tower shield and mace 8 times in a row

[limpid widget]

THATS EACTLY IT

EXACTLY

[trail nacelle]

Shields are easy to fight

[round stone]

Funny easter egg in the image

[trail nacelle]

spawns are random enough i don't get too many

[soft kelp]

i cant find #faq

[limpid widget]

it gets to a point

with how many pavises i face

[soft kelp]

nvm

[wheat leaf]

shields are easy but its like.. cleaning the toilet or folding laundry, your not gonna tell anyone its a tough task but theres still anything else youd rather do

[serene fjord]

is anyone else having weird punching physics like my dude is only swinging one arm even thought i have both mouse buttons held

[warped apex]

It's based on direction

[lofty parcel]

You'd think that this was VR

[serene fjord]

i know how the physics work because they were working 2 days ago :( suddenly he doesnt know how to use both arms at the same time

it feels more like a bug than a skill issue

[warped apex]

@lofty parcel this one's better

[limpid widget]

baron has dropped his wep and switched to rondel + longsword?

[wheat leaf]

RAYGUN COWBOYS FAN?

[warped apex]

I've been killed by the rondel once

[limpid widget]

hes using a wep in each hand

agaisnt the t8 boss

hes so tuff

t8 boss goin strong tho

[lofty parcel]

Goddamn

[warped apex]

I've a problem with forgetting to save project files and I end up not being able to finish them lol

[limpid widget]

ohhh baron got a nasty stab on his leg

and on his shoulder

[warped apex]

I did it last night

[limpid widget]

baron might trake this

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

[tender quest]

anyone repping the greatsword yet?

[limpid widget]

im reppin mace personally but swords are fun too

[warped apex]

I'm wrocking this weapon

Also a duel with only bucklers vs the commoner lol

[obtuse bobcat]

....So the Lord burns people in his throne room that doesnt have a fireplace?

[warm vortex]

I keep getting fatal error even with blood off

[limpid widget]

t8 boss might be fucked ngl

hes lost his baxe and hes bleeding

[tender quest]

dont need a fireplace for that...

[vernal shoal]

Hi. Will be black characters in the game?

[tender quest]

no

[obtuse bobcat]

...He burns them on the hardwood floor?

[tender quest]

lords have much money, just buy new floor

[vernal shoal]

ty

[warm vortex]

anyone got any tips on how to fix the fatal error

[limpid widget]

pretty sure theyll just keep willy

[obtuse bobcat]

You could melanate Willy and it would work

Hell give him a wig and boom female Willy

Pitch the voice up

[vernal shoal]

idk, the game's theme is related to central european medieval warfare

[limpid widget]

yeah because women totally fought in pits in the middle ages

in full plate armour

[obtuse bobcat]

Apparently they also burned people on hardwood floors in the middle ages as well

[astral forge]

that sounds fun

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/table-mess-lmao-laugh-gif-5126644939264248578

@serene fjord

Never seen that before

[serene fjord]

man fuh my game yo

[limpid widget]

BRO THE BARON AND T8 BOSS HAVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR 15 MINTUES STRAIGHT

[tender quest]

[limpid widget]

JUST KILL EACHOTHER

[lusty ginkgo]

I want to make my character shorter, does anyone know how?

[dusky fulcrum]

heat

[exotic parcel]

Who's the narrator talking here? I feel like something's cooking in the background

[wheat leaf]

idek what killed me here

[gusty coral]

who is this ME

the ancient willie

[wheat leaf]

what is osmosis jones wafflin about

[gusty coral]

hello

[wheat leaf]

oh wassup dude

[dusky fulcrum]

its mr half sword of course

[unreal musk]

half sword devs after not realising that they'd make more profit if they released the demo as early access instead and announced multiplayer at the full release:

[gusty coral]

up top

[torn steeple]

its Willie

[exotic parcel]

John Halfsword??

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[warped apex]

Is stealth possible?

[wheat leaf]

not with the current heatseeking willies

[warped apex]

I wonder if I can sneak around like a rat in Early access

[soft osprey]

Killing everyone so theres no more witnesses could be considered stealth since nobody will ever know

[fleet lagoon]

IT WILL BE ONLINE ?

[slender cedar]

do we know if the ultimate challenge will exist in the early access because i will not be eating it in time

[warped apex]

https://tenor.com/view/soso-gif-18415516675238991064

@

[restive barn]

mod

[wheat leaf]

the sword art will be online

[velvet halo]

https://www.youtube.com/@sweaxy11

new day

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-say-that-say-that-agian-marvel-fantastic-gif-12441585058103544841

[velvet halo]

im part of the hs 7 now

[wheat leaf]

when will the HS7 be facing the Furious 5

[acoustic surge]

how do i fix my game constantly crashing?

[round stone]

We're all so done

ts gonna be $30 or more

[jolly nexus]

false

[restive barn]

gn

[round stone]

¿

[hexed moat]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-7778933474932262081

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/table-mess-lmao-laugh-gif-5126644939264248578

[wheat leaf]

got Tampa florida vibes

[steel stratus]

Where new build of demo

[round stone]

¿

[worn citrus]

OPEN WORLD?.

Pft. only if

[steel stratus]

I thought that they just needed a few more days when they said they weren’t ready for next fest

But are they just not doing anything for next fest beyond map sneak peaks?

If this game wasn’t so good I’d be outraged

[round stone]

what else are you proposing boi, besides release date

we got crossbow too

[soft osprey]

But it’s a free game

[tall swift]

hi 🙏
Is there any news about:

1. How long will the current PlayTest last?
2. Will there be another PlayTest after this one?
3. When will the full version of the game be released?
4. How much will it cost?

[soft osprey]

For now

[wheat leaf]

not too shabby bind and decapitation

[steel stratus]

Not free enough

[soft osprey]

There is no playtest, just the demo. Early access releases in the next couple months, price is still TBD

[tall swift]

my bad, TY ❤️

[wheat leaf]

hit the taunt button at the perfect time made the wackiest noise

[tender quest]

everytime someone complains about the release schedule, the price goes up by 50 cents

[wheat leaf]

to think i could get away with having a life savings

[young saffron]

it's fine because I've forced clueless against his will to buy me this game

[cobalt walrus]

hi guys could anybody tell me what this game is going to be about? Is it something like openworld rpg or its just going to be as the demo but with more maps and features?

[mental cargo]

peter griffin death pose

[cobalt walrus]

💀

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/yamcha-yamcha-death-pose-yamcha-dead-yamcha-on-the-ground-yamcha-sleeping-gif-15816799

[mental cargo]

lol

[warm vortex]

yo this fatal error is killing me even w blood off it happen

https://tenor.com/view/help-wasabi-gif-3041251681806134048

[neat crow]

Anyone else think the Baron might get a remodel/touch up in the EA?

Would be awesome if he looked more fancy

[exotic parcel]

I wonder why he didn't surrender

[neat crow]

And I hope he gets a character design besides just armour

[wheat leaf]

a willie never gives up

[round stone]

oh no, step-willie

[wheat leaf]

aight speaking of never giving up, you ever had it when you actually like brutalize willie into multiple pieces, totally rendered him down to pulp, and THEN he screams?

[round stone]

He got stuck

[wheat leaf]

kicking his legs in the air tryna act all cute smh

[round stone]

you noticed

[wheat leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/squirrel-disintegration-meme-ai-meme-funny-gif-5585270952676380091

[wheat leaf]

pret sure i see a cavity should prob get it pulled

[humble iris]

yup

gotta go see the dentist

[vale totem]

I wonder if you can
Shoot down the ropes of the chandeliers so you can make them fall

Onto other Willie's

[wheat leaf]

robbed bro for his stick

[exotic parcel]

what is he doing with his shaft

[round stone]

sleepover

[humble iris]

that would be hard to pull off

[reef sandal]

I accidentally changed to first person pov. how do i switch back?

[humble iris]

V

[reef sandal]

ty

[humble iris]

np

[muted granite]

woah

[humble iris]

bird banner

[muted granite]

rlly excited for this map

i hope it releases w/ the game :p

[prisma saffron]

yes

[dark folio]

Who wouldnt

[prisma saffron]

abyss demo used to make me pray for brightness. And playtest brightness came and now im tired of it

[dark folio]

I hope the windows are breakable

[round stone]

Hm, I hope they add some water to the maps...

[humble iris]

stab willy with shards of glass

[muted granite]

oh my god imagine grinding someone's neck on broken glass

ahem, sorry.

[wild radish]

these indoor maps look the same as each other

[humble iris]

i want a catwalk

[round stone]

Maybe a small body of water, small

[humble iris]

so i can throw willie off a high distance

[dark folio]

That would be awesome

[humble iris]

lob willie over the wall

[prisma saffron]

That has some truth but these are only some of the maps

There will be a lot

[daring crow]

Im gonna love cooked willie

[humble iris]

charred willie

[dark folio]

Boiled willie

Slightly seasoned

[fleet stump]

Yes

[dark folio]

With a drop of lime juice

[humble iris]

Yes

[dark folio]

Yes

[muted granite]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

[fleet stump]

Wouldnt that be fun

[fleet stump]

Ivan, our loremaster. He created all characters and NPCs you will get to know over time

And the Baron isn't the one you should be most concerned about

[tough yew]

I’m really really excited to see the new arms and armor in EA

[humble iris]

its the jester we gotta worry about!!!!

[tough yew]

I’m ready to humor him on his jokes.

[humble iris]

im calling it!!!

[vale totem]

It would...
If I had the money to buy ea

You guys should really let us preorder it

[tough yew]

i mean he booby trapped some old place and turned it into this dangerous arena

I’d be concerned if I had to deal with him

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124550722692853770/1428059329227128972/EastTower4.gif

[vale totem]

I wonder how NPC Willies will know when to pull booby trap levers?

[tough yew]

Im certain one of the floors is actually a spike trap

[tough yew]

probably when its too late

[humble iris]

did my sword block his mid air

[fleet stump]

If you have no money to buy the game, Ill send a free key to you on launch

[lapis breach]

me too

please

i beg

[fleet stump]

If you lie to me, I'll deactivate your steam key and bann you forever from this discord

[lapis breach]

what

[fleet stump]

[lapis breach]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[tough yew]

Even in discord this guy is crazy

[lapis breach]

uhm

sir

[tough yew]

Pierre le fou’s date idea

[lapis breach]

you guys should lowkey do a key giveaway

for the game

[wheat leaf]

DONT EVER BUY NO POKEBALLS FROM THE GAS STATION

worst summon ever i gotta do everything myself around here

[prisma saffron]

the crazy jester is speaking

[vale totem]

You don't have to do all that but thanks

[round stone]

https://tenor.com/view/whistlindiesel-whistlendeisel-robot-robot-fall-robot-fall-gif-15524778755285812085

[plain token]

Why did you put your cat in flour

[vale totem]

To bake it into a pastry

[reef sandal]

i havent figured out the thrust yet 😭

[exotic parcel]

[wheat leaf]

hol up...

[prisma saffron]

I have seen everything now

[glad agate]

guys is it a way to start the gautlet mode over

[exotic parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/twerk-dance-dog-funny-cute-gif-19259275

[timber topaz]

oh ma god

[glass tulip]

i hope eventually theres gonna be a way to properly throw weapons, especially spears

[smoky fox]

Is there any way to get out of that point game mode

[glad agate]

thanks bro

[timber topaz]

You can now. Its just awkward.

gotta learn the timing

[shell bronze]

new people

[smoky fox]

They should have just kept the playtest

[shell bronze]

time to post the october half sword early access build progress leak

[humble iris]

oh boy i can wait to watch

[timber topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-do-you-fear-death-pirates-of-the-caribean-dead-mans-chest-gif-20007637

[glass tulip]

there should be a button on the bottom right side that says free mode

[timber topaz]

@little verge Hears leaks

https://tenor.com/view/die-star-wars-you-have-choosen-death-gif-16735911

[smoky fox]

Thank you

[shell bronze]

he saw it already

he loves it actually

[timber topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[humble iris]

_ _

_ _

[fierce wedge]

‎ ‎ ‎

[timber topaz]

umm

[humble iris]

_ _

[fierce wedge]

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[humble iris]

_ _

[humble iris]

_ _

[fierce wedge]

‎

[humble iris]

_ _

[misty gazelle]

there it is

[fierce wedge]

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[humble iris]

_ _

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[little verge]

@humble iris @fierce wedge Keep the shenangins in #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[humble iris]

ok!!!!!!!!

[inner raven]

Hello fellow blade smiths

[glass tulip]

that looks painful for some reason

[humble iris]

probably because it was

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270154987292590091/InShot_20240805_175440210-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[neat crow]

@little verge will we be able to save custom loadouts once we make them in the EA? It'd be annoying to have to reselect everything you want each time you switch

[wheat leaf]

some halfsword players are here for fighting n cool combos
some are just reminiscing the liveleak days

[misty gazelle]

now we just need both

[fierce wedge]

there were alot of liveleak refugees like a year ago

[wheat leaf]

i feel like i recall that, this chat was majority gore content

[fierce wedge]

jesus i need to use that weapon sometime

[fierce wedge]

people were mad at the blood being removed and made it clear they came from liveleak

[misty gazelle]

hammer is fun

its just hard to roll for one for whatever reason

ill get like 40 variations of a sword, plancons, halberds and everything else before i even come close to rolling for it, lol

so worth it tho

[shell bronze]

remove blood and see how real the halfsword fans are

[fierce wedge]

what was that

what was that gif that i just saw

[shell bronze]

kermit

[fierce wedge]

what

[shell bronze]

kermit

[timber topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[shell bronze]

daily reminder plancon needs to be nerfed

[misty gazelle]

I hate the plancon so much

[wheat leaf]

it and battle axe are top candidates for some tweaks

[fierce wedge]

what even are the tiers called

[humble iris]

battle axe stinks!

[misty gazelle]

the full on battle axe can be fun to use but yeah, it's like a lightsaber even if you have gore turned down, lol

oops, nicked it with my toe. Gonna explode now.

[shell bronze]

beggar peasant commoner militia soldier veteran man at arms knight baron

[neat crow]

Some are here to open Willie's brain in the most gruesome ways imaginable

[fierce wedge]

is this it or does it come without a shield?

[shell bronze]

like that one guy who kept posting close-up gore

[misty gazelle]

its the two handed varient

[jolly gorge]

how do you open the image folder so i can send in-game captures in discord?

[misty gazelle]

no shield

[humble iris]

frankie

[timber hinge]

guys found a very weird glitch a few minutes ago

[fierce wedge]

got it

[misty gazelle]

like i said, you'll be rolling for it for a loooong while before you nail it, lol

[misty gazelle]

unless you're lucky

[shell bronze]

i play half sword to aurafarm against helpless stupid AI

[neat crow]

I think it's on Steam in your library

[neat crow]

What happens when the AI is smart and cunning

[timber hinge]

gonna put a warning for any weird things but uh my glitch made my character completely without clothes like stark nothing on

[timber topaz]

run

[shell bronze]

i aurafarm against smart and cunning AI

[fallen finch]

@ivory hamlet do you ever lose!?

[shell bronze]

no actually

[wheat leaf]

gettin tired of battle axe willies i just gotta end it first hit now smh

[neat crow]

Known bug

[timber hinge]

like u die but win then spawn in bug?