halfsword-chat-⚔

[shell bronze]

really hoping zwerch is implemented

[small glen]

i am sad i didn't post the full clip of this, like what happened after

[humble iris]

i think i know what your talking about but how would you use alt to make this easier? (considering were both talking about the same thing)

[shell bronze]

and krumphau

[hollow robin]

im getting the hang of axe

[amber vessel]

hey turn the music up

[humble iris]

i can hear the game still

[amber vessel]

I can still hear the game

[hollow robin]

fuck yall 💔 I like my music loud

[mental kelp]

if you use thrusts in the corners it can be dragged around like a swing but maintains the extended arms

[humble iris]

i see

[mental kelp]

and it doesn't change edges long or short when doingg so

[shell bronze]

the joys of having steam as a recorder is that you dont deal with your music being in there

it is not a good thing recording myself chopping people up to renai circulation

[hollow robin]

I dont care if my musics in there

😔

[west jay]

Just asking will you be able to one hand big wepons like spears and long swords without braking your arm?

[sleek gull]

Brutal head stab

[high jungle]

also do the jackets you get in abyss mode and the gambersons that you can spawn with at militia/soldier tier give any protection or is it just plates that offer defense?

[humble iris]

i would think so

[unborn lark]

Before I knew you could use 'alt' to stab, I would stab by half-swording, swinging right, then rapidly swinging left and switching back to full-handed grip. Willie usually briefly drops to one hand and if you do it right he'll swing his torso to the left while hyper-extending his arm.

[humble iris]

probably doesnt seem like it when your getting slashed at

but it should

[shell bronze]

i just be double clicking

[lapis marsh]

i dont think it does

[high jungle]

I ask becaue it feels like when I get hit by more blunt attacks like by a candlestick it doesn't do jack

[humble iris]

yeah it would deff help with blunt

since its padding

[hollow robin]

yes yes

[little verge]

You actually just reminded I have not tested single hand loadouts.

I will get back to you on this one.

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1427814192320086066/59D1C21.MP4?ex=68f0e3d6&is=68ef9256&hm=d75d0444169fe385c185e226590450bba094b1a244bc851784e97860e7ce506b&

[small glen]

am i a good spear user or bad spear user

[west jay]

Ty for awnsering, i rlly love the game and what u guys are doing with it❤️

[shell bronze]

open video
24 seconds long
long spear against shield user

🥀

[spark axle]

I think gambesons do provide some kind of cutting protection. I've had a few matches where I get hit in the chest and it doesnt go deep enough to cut the skin underneath

[small glen]

because i was just playing defense

[amber vessel]

are drag cuts going to be more feasible in the EA build? atm theyre rather hard to pull off, especially from a standstill

[runic sky]

Barron really chill

[high jungle]

fair

[small glen]

@shell bronze Is this better for your standards

i need to make more clips

[exotic parcel]

point your spear forward more, it's made to be pointy and long to be stabby and far. slapping works well to break the opponent's guard

[humble iris]

also i think theres an extra layer under the commoner clothes

[humble iris]

some cuts that are shallow show some white padding underneath

instead of skin

[spark axle]

the ones from my screenshot are with a custom loadout so theres nothing underneath them

I didn't think you could layer the shirt options though

[small glen]

i never actually stab with spear, ever.

because i know how to do with without m1x2 or using alt

[humble iris]

i think its because this is a gambeson

and commoner uses doublet

[spark axle]

yeah I dont think the commoner clothes give any protection at all

[humble iris]

it apparently does

[small glen]

it does

[mental kelp]

It's not technically, it's shows the undershirt but it's not the same as putting on the undershirt and then the doublet. It's just the doublet's model has an undershirt

[unborn lark]

the protection is more noticable vs the crappy peasant weapons

[mental kelp]

as far as I can remember

[small glen]

we will prob be able to layer clothing in the ea

[humble iris]

chainmail would be pretty cool

[small glen]

there is chainmail

[humble iris]

like

[torn steeple]

you have the chainmail neck guard

[humble iris]

full body chainmail

not neck and waist

[torn steeple]

maybe

[small glen]

we have waist chainmail which does literally nothing

[humble iris]

but thats alot of physics parts

[torn steeple]

nah it protecc

[humble iris]

so!

idk!!!

[small glen]

from what

ima be real

[torn steeple]

slash

[small glen]

i don't think the chainmail does anything

at all

i think its just visual

[humble iris]

neck chainmail does

[torn steeple]

it might be placebo

[exotic parcel]

heavy strikes break through mail i think

[spark axle]

nah neck chainmail definitely works, you can even hear it getting hit

[torn steeple]

yeah it works

the skirt i dunno

[small glen]

there is like a thousand clips of willie just getting his neck cut despite having chainmail

whatever protection it does offer

is like very little

[torn steeple]

strong blows cant be stopped by it iirc

[humble iris]

it is not very little 😭

if my weapon is massive like an axe yes its going to do nothing

but (nearly) all slashes will not cut their neck DIRECTLY upon hit

[small glen]

Show me a clip of chainmail stopping anything at full speed

[sand herald]

try using the short spear, i haven’t seen many clips of people using it

[small glen]

unless you just gently press the sword against his neck then yeah the chainmail works

[small glen]

funny fact

[sand herald]

short spear needs some loving

[small glen]

i actually main that

[humble iris]

i dont have a clip but from my personal experience it works

[sand herald]

LETS GOOO

[small glen]

2nd main

[unborn lark]

I agree the chainmail should be buffed against slashing weapons - this will help nerf swords a bit as well and bring them in line with other weapons

[small glen]

the shield spear is my beloved

[unborn lark]

You should still be able to get through it with a particularly hard stab or slash, but it should be rare and primarily break bones instead

[twilit escarp]

no mercy for the willies

[sand herald]

please become cracked with the short spear

[sleek gull]

Quick!

[muted granite]

steveillie

[runic sky]

creed

[small glen]

I have a neat clip of me 1v1ing a plancon with it, i lost but i defended rly well

[humble iris]

fun fact if you double click it unsticks your sword from them!!!

[small glen]

Oh yeah here it is @sand herald

i lost but, idc that defense was fun

especially since it was my 3rd time going against a plancon using it

[torn steeple]

1v1 him with the buckler only

[exotic parcel]

quite risky not to close distance against plançons

[runic sky]

That little axe can do some damage

[small glen]

oh no i just like doing that

its more fun

[sand herald]

Niceee, I have a few short spear clips but there was one in particular that I liked because of its flow

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[torn steeple]

also i recommend you also switch hands in combat

the second position can work better for stabs

(atleast in my experience)

[small glen]

i never do that unless i can actually land multiple hits in a good succession

[dark hazel]

how do you get through the commoner boss

[azure mirage]

party

[small glen]

@sand herald Me sending this clip for the 500th time

[torn steeple]

play peasant

take pitchfork

or if you wanna be different use farmer hoe

[spark axle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZarmB56ijpU
Do this

[small glen]

ima get on half sword, plancon around for a bit then get back on gmod

[hollow gorge]

When is this game going to release?

[sleek gull]

Note: I was not in Gauntlet Mode. lol

[hollow gorge]

We need the full sword

[humble iris]

soon™

[dark hazel]

doesn't work

too much range

[humble iris]

your too close to him then

[spark axle]

Trust me it does

Wait for him to cut and cut into the opening he just left

[dark hazel]

he doesn2t cut unless in range

[spark axle]

Yes that's why you need to dodge back at the last minute

It's called voiding

[humble iris]

try to extend your sword further

or use fools guard

[hidden sluice]

I love long candilabras

[humble iris]

to bait out a strike

[sleek gull]

Gotta hit him with the shadow step

[indigo lintel]

headache

[dark hazel]

i can't play HEVC vids

[humble iris]

like this

or this

[sleek gull]

Dang

[muted granite]

is that the ox guard

i forgor the names

[spark axle]

Nice green sword

[humble iris]

fools guard

[humble iris]

ty ty

[muted granite]

oh

alr

[dark hazel]

bro

[indigo lintel]

❌

[dark hazel]

WHY AM I SIDE STEPPING

hold on lemme clip this

[neat crow]

what is that music??

[humble iris]

ox guard is like this

except the stance in hs is like

messed up a bit

so its not that accurate to a real one

[indigo lintel]

Nice green sword

[humble iris]

thank you thank you

[muted granite]

ohh right

[humble iris]

took me a whole day to figure out the recoloring 🙏

[muted granite]

lol true

[sleek gull]

Hit'm with the 3pc. Arm Arm Decap

[muted granite]

i got sm clips today

[runic sky]

This
https://open.spotify.com/track/4688ygKGMs7bxDdaHnCLfw?si=9b99ad87ab534279

[dark hazel]

am i cooked chat

oh it was my knife

nvm

[humble iris]

this is a more accurate ox guard if you wanted to know

[dark hazel]

fixed it

[dark hazel]

how

do u do that

[muted granite]

oh thats cool

[humble iris]

you put the sword above your left or right shoulder with the tip pointing towards the bad guy!

[sleek gull]

Raise it up on the right with a grip switch. Best we can do.

[humble iris]

yeah ive tried this before but when i grip switch the auto parry is like

reversed for some reason

[dark hazel]

ok got it

[humble iris]

so it hurts me more than it helps

[sleek gull]

Absolutely. It is super wacky

[humble iris]

they need to make a toggle to disable it soon

in EA maybe

[dark folio]

Mhm

[sleek gull]

I would be so happy

[humble iris]

but its probably not their priority for EA rn

so most likely wont see it

[small glen]

ima be real, i haven't played half sword in like 3 months

[sleek gull]

Taunting lol

[humble iris]

tip: dont miss

[dark hazel]

fool's guard didn't work

dodging takes too long

[humble iris]

are you holding shift

[dark hazel]

yea

[twilit escarp]

"warning, the Slayer has entered the facility"

(this is heavily modded, not legit btw)

[humble iris]

did you just snap his neck

i didnt even know this was possible with your hands

what

[twilit escarp]

(is hax)

[dark hazel]

if only the video loaded

[humble iris]

im aware but i didnt think we'd be able to rotate it that way enough 😭

[twilit escarp]

you did see the other guy immediately die from one punch, right?

hands can hit harder than maces with the right settings

[dark hazel]

oh it's hevc

i literally can't play it

[amber vessel]

he's overreacting

[sleek gull]

Your phone might be able to.

[unborn lark]

If you dial the enemy NPC damage way up, you can literally break bones with your fists, snap limbs, etc. It's great

[dark hazel]

i don't feel like it

😭

half sword people when they see a man brutaly get cut in half:

https://tenor.com/view/dantdm-woah-this-dudes-riding-him-gif-5818750602411487588

"i didn't know you could even do that!"

[sand ferry]

how can I fix gpu error bruh it says fix your resolution or sometimes js opens normally

[humble iris]

snapping someones neck with my bare hands is my new goal

[sand ferry]

holy shit didn't know we cN do tbis

[sand ferry]

aby?

anyone*?

[dark hazel]

i love the long edge pickaxe

no

[sand ferry]

I have crashes bruh it's annoying

[dark hazel]

i do not know how you fix the gpu error

[sand ferry]

it works perfectly it js stupid crashes

making t excuse about resolution

[dark hazel]

maybe your gpu sucks

lower ur graphics

[humble iris]

is this HS enhancer

?

[unborn lark]

new EA commoner boss is gonna 6'13", 400lbs and will be able to tear off your head with his bare hands

[glacial cloak]

do yall prefer warhammers or maces when you're doing some bludgeoning

[lusty cove]

fight golden grete with only peasent

[twilit escarp]

si senor

[sleek gull]

I might be able to. If I can get in, grab him and punch the heck out of him. But it is a bit of a gamble lol

[humble iris]

what strength multipliers do you have amigo

[lusty cove]

has anyone tried fighting him as peasent and actually killed him?

[signal wedge]

Fart farty mc farterton

[humble iris]

silly mod (paladin leeroy stan)

[sleek gull]

I'm sure its happened. = )

[torn steeple]

give me axe and i will eat him

he would be gone in 5 seconds

[lusty cove]

balright vro

[unique socket]

Is there already a prediction for the next release date

[torn steeple]

ive been training with the double handed axe for 100000 hours

[humble iris]

no

[unique socket]

[humble iris]

but were closing up on Q4 really fast

so halfsword is soon!

[unique socket]

Soon is such a broad term

[humble iris]

imo i think it'll come out around mid-late november

[unique socket]

Every development team uses it differently

[humble iris]

but i could be like

completely wrong

watch it comes out november 26

or 18

one of those two

[unique socket]

Im gettting shipped to basic in december probably

Before then please

[humble iris]

to basic?

[unique socket]

Army

[humble iris]

oh shit

thats tuff

[unique socket]

I have one more physical test

But if that goes well ill be set for basic

[sleek gull]

Beat the ever living hell out of him lol

[humble iris]

goodluck with that physical and basic my boy

[unique socket]

Thankyou fart farty mc farterson

[neat crow]

tysm

[humble iris]

your very welcome sem

fart farty mc farterton sends his regards

[hot mango]

So devs, not sure if ur still lurking in chat looking into how people responded to the update so ima drop this question

With the new levels and models and whatnot coming does that mean the game is coming out of free demo and into paid acess, or will the free demo still be avadible for players?

[humble iris]

with EA free demo will still be available

and EA will be paid access

from what i interpret the info

[hot mango]

Ah

[humble iris]

if you want a better analysis ping mcwonder and ask

[hot mango]

Was about to do the nerd emjoi "source" take but if thats a assumption cool

[hot mango]

Just tossed it down cuz i saw them teasing people earlier just after they dropped annoucement

[humble iris]

yeah he tends to do that alot 😭

[hot mango]

so i figured they still might be lurking from time to time

Also they do scroll back in chat sometimes

[humble iris]

yea

[dark hazel]

why i always carry 3 weapons

[median moat]

Yall ever just load up Soldier rank and start breaking the willies legs and watching them flail

me too

[dreamy phoenix]

trying to do SOMETHING with polearms

[gritty venture]

hello i have returned from my (honestly called for) time out

[azure mirage]

hi

what'd you even do

[gritty venture]

said something overtly sexual even after a mod told us to stop discussing sexual stuff

[azure mirage]

oh

[dark hazel]

dumbass lma

jk

[dreamy phoenix]

yeah that's enough polearms for today

[median moat]

this vexes me

[gritty venture]

GAH STOP THROWING POTATOS AT ME

TOMATOS I MEAN

WHY DID I TYPE POTATOS

[gritty venture]

THATS A FUCKING GRAPE

[sand herald]

big fan of the unsheathing at the beginning of a fight

[gritty venture]

polearms are a coward's weapon

[hot mango]

i tink portators were thrown aswell but mainly tomatos

[muted granite]

nat cool!

[gritty venture]

use the short billhook from the peasant tier and maybe i'll respect you

[dreamy phoenix]

they can be somewhat fun though

I still prefer swords and axes

OR blunt weapons

love them blunt weapons

[hot mango]

Until the sword guy knocks ur spear away and your completley defenseless

[humble iris]

unsheath my beloved ❤️

[median moat]

until the mace guy breaks your legs on foenem

[dreamy phoenix]

that's the fun part

[median moat]

I fucking LOVE maces

[dreamy phoenix]

maces and hammers

[muted granite]

this js aura farm atp 😭

[sand herald]

more people need to use the sheathing feature

[humble iris]

he didnt see it coming

[sand herald]

it goes crazy in many ways

[dreamy phoenix]

honestly, the most satisfying weapons in the game

[shell bronze]

needless aura farming

[humble iris]

very needed

[muted granite]

should i edit all my clips from today into one mp4

[humble iris]

yes

make montage

[dreamy phoenix]

if you land this blunt weapon knockout, it's the most satisfying thing ever, pff

[gritty venture]

HELL YEAH

[median moat]

I personally prefer to break the willies limbs and never go for the knockout, so they feel every ounce of pain from daring to challenge me.

[shell bronze]

mfs think they iaidō

[humble iris]

i cant tell if this was planned or not 😭

[sand herald]

i wish it was planned lmfao

[muted granite]

oks

its all first person btw

[sand herald]

if i could do it consistently i’d be a menace

[humble iris]

launching everyone at a fence with them only having one leg

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1412589596310507580/55E2961.MP4?ex=68f0dfd4&is=68ef8e54&hm=7d603d834986bbee685a5847d44ecf094fec063c9e5d1cb4974bc4b55e0a2da1&

[humble iris]

thats a pretty light weapon

[shell bronze]

it's chrome's custom katana

[humble iris]

looks very nice!!!

[shell bronze]

my current one is red

[median moat]

The veteran boss best get his bald headed ass on outta my arena

[humble iris]

WE all love custom colored weapons

[sand herald]

dude there’s something crazy in the potential of sheathing/unsheathing at right times. check out these two clips in particular

[humble iris]

the first one i think i know how to do that

the second one

what even happened 😭

[sand herald]

i wish i knew 💀

[humble iris]

this type of stuff only happens in your clips i swear 😭

[shell bronze]

my brand image is red

[humble iris]

can you guess what my brand color is

[shell bronze]

idk

[median moat]

green for fart

[humble iris]

yeah me neither im colorblind

[sleek gull]

Go Team Green!

[humble iris]

green looks so nice on a sword

looks like a nice polished emerald metal

[median moat]

y'know what else looks good on a sword

willie

[tired kelp]

team green

[humble iris]

very true

[shell bronze]

i unlock red skin on my sword after killing 1000 willies no damage

[humble iris]

cosmetic unlocking when 😱

[median moat]

Halfsword lootbox update when

[sleek gull]

Love green and gold.

[humble iris]

the green grip goes amazing with the pommel and crossguard 🔥

[median moat]

not enough game breaking p2w things in halfsword on foenem

[gritty venture]

in 2069 when halfsword finally exits early access

[gritty venture]

truuuue

[gritty venture]

let me pay a morbillion dollars to get the Baron Smiter

[median moat]

2123, October 34th is when halfsword releases

[humble iris]

microtransaction of 50 dollars for a handgonne

[sand herald]

Paying 70 dollars gets you this in the game

[warped apex]

I throw too many things

[gritty venture]

knife rope

[sleek gull]

That is so ridiculous lol

[tired kelp]

I'd be happy with daemon targaryen armor set.. or kingsguard even

[humble iris]

i would buy this

peak value

[gritty venture]

i am obsessed with how you spelled handgonne

[warped apex]

can't wait to toss a person over a balcony

[muted granite]

i tried practicing that 😭

[humble iris]

it was an actual gun too btw

[warped apex]

how did you do

[humble iris]

it was called handgonne lmao

[muted granite]

kinda good

it also taught me how to actually throw a bit

[muted granite]

i js suck at the direction of throwing but height-wise its good

[warped apex]

nice

[humble iris]

mentor him

[tired kelp]

we call those fireworks now

[humble iris]

i want to see 2 fpv mains

[muted granite]

i got a clip of it ill prob include it in the montage thingy

[humble iris]

thats one odd firework concept

[warped apex]

we need more first person players

[muted granite]

so real

do u have any tips tho?

[warped apex]

getting hit is normally bad

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1416104339583271065/Half_Sword_Demo_-_2025-07-12_2-17-01_AM.mp4?ex=68f122f0&is=68efd170&hm=7764385251836515326d594c0ecdad1955e036d01794d7957d519ed0ae3d3483&

[muted granite]

alrighty

[sleek gull]

Freakin Captain America over here lol

[tired kelp]

first person is great, but weapon handling is hard enough being able to see it lol

[muted granite]

is it js timing when u throw it in the air

[warped apex]

if you can remember how swinging feels in third

[muted granite]

thats my fav one :p

[warped apex]

just attempt to making smoother slower movements in first

I am on 400dpi myself lol

[muted granite]

oh yeah i noticed that did help alot

[muted granite]

oh 😭

[warped apex]

oddly enough I feel like the best weapon to play and learn with in single player are the one handed weapons

[muted granite]

oh yeah i agree ngl

[warped apex]

they swing the funkiest when you can't see everything

if you'

[dark hazel]

I HATE THIS PICE OF SH

how do i murder him gnag

[warped apex]

you've played vr before just try keeping in mind where your limbs are at all times

[muted granite]

oh alr alr

honestly it feels like VR without the actual headset lol

[humble iris]

ok so first mistake i see

your running right at him

😭

[muted granite]

First person is so fun

[dark hazel]

pitchfork can't get in range

[humble iris]

just take your time

[lunar stag]

you start by using something other than a long fork

[humble iris]

running at him like that gives him the advantage

[humble iris]

pitchfork is good for this

[muted granite]

yeah u gotta wait for the right moment

[humble iris]

wait for his swing to reveal most of his body

[muted granite]

i usually wait for him to swing twice and then i attack, because they usually swing again right after the first once

[warped apex]

wait for him to swing left to right then stab

or bonk

[humble iris]

but if his swing transitions into a high guard

do not try anything

that sword will smite you like the hand of god

[lunar stag]

what boss was that

[humble iris]

yeah

[lunar stag]

mod?

[tired kelp]

step 1, approach.. step 2, step back/stay just out of range until they swing.. step 3, profit.

[humble iris]

ai loves to do that

[humble iris]

commoner

[lunar stag]

o

[humble iris]

also (idk if this true or not) but dont always hold shift

[gritty venture]

oh yeah i fuckin' HATE this guy

[humble iris]

i think as soon as you press shift when your moving you go faster

because thats the actual dodge and not the run

[lunar stag]

the guy who gave me the most shit was the axe boss

[humble iris]

ties in with being patient

[warped apex]

thoughts on this kill?

[gritty venture]

BEAUTIFUL

i can't even throw shit in a straight line in this game how do you do it

[warped apex]

I started throwing stuff...

https://tenor.com/view/that-was-a-long-time-ago-jessay-martin-oldgays-that-was-in-the-distant-past-that-happened-ages-ago-gif-5291109035840980136

[humble iris]

that was sick

[warped apex]

what you don't see is how many I miss

[gritty venture]

ah

[dark hazel]

bro thinks he

[humble iris]

this is with alot of people who post clips

must only post the times i do good...

[warped apex]

exactly lol

I going to make a fail comp

there's been so so many

so many

[tired kelp]

Now everytime I want multiplayer I'm going to be reminded that I would just end up being another one of pickles victims.

[humble iris]

such a humble player

[hard thunder]

I found the axe guy pretty easy once i realized hes a little bitch who can be easily shanked if you just disregard personal saftey

[warped apex]

what you don't see me is getting my ass handed to me every round because I miss a strike after going for an attack

[hard thunder]

You have nothing to lose except maybe a few minutes of work

Rush him with the free knife

[humble iris]

this is so true

like why is mysword doing blunt damage!!!

[gritty venture]

yea he's a coward

[humble iris]

then my entire leg gets ripped off by a falchion!!!!!

[hard thunder]

My favourite thing to do is stab him in the stomach

Then chop his head off

Wirh his own axe

[humble iris]

this is so true

i do this too 😭

[hard thunder]

Always dismenber the bosses with their own weapons

Especially farmer Johnson. You only get one chance to do it

Hes the only guy with a scythe

[warped apex]

average clip

I missed a throw and decided it was good idea to rush

[hard thunder]

Why is is his sword so long 😭

[warped apex]

kinda chopped my own hand off

https://tenor.com/view/huh-hm-hmm-sunglasses-gif-2357128509775492912

[hard thunder]

I feel like thats way longer than the longest of swords in that tied

[dark hazel]

I WON FINALLY

[humble iris]

we must all grab the blade of the enemy to stop them

[dark hazel]

MILITIA FINALLY

AHHH

fuck commoner boss

[shell bronze]

pitchfork

[humble iris]

your going to die to a spear and then have to do it all over again

[dark hazel]

you're

[humble iris]

your

[hard thunder]

Just wait until you fight michael goendong

[dark hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[shell bronze]

just use big plancon

you can kill knights with that

[dark hazel]

isn't it placon

[humble iris]

no

[hard thunder]

Fuck if i kno2

[sleek gull]

Plançon à picot

[dark hazel]

i hate the fr*nch

sm

[gritty venture]

on hon hon

[hard thunder]

Woah woah censor that word

Theres humans here

[dark hazel]

like imagine eating expired milk and calling it cheese

[dark hazel]

mb gang

[gritty venture]

could never be me

[warped apex]

Clips from the old playtesy

My god I was good with throws

[hard thunder]

The way the word for bird in ****** is spelled

[warped apex]

I had no match

[hard thunder]

Compared to how its pronounced

Ousiex

[dark hazel]

censor

[hard thunder]

Youll never guess how its pronounced

[humble iris]

i can guess

[hard thunder]

WAZOH

[lunar stag]

i love how this isn't even the right spelling or plurality

[dark hazel]

and i die to plancon

guh

[hard thunder]

Curse you google predictive text

[lunar stag]

oiseau. oiseaux

[velvet halo]

Are they still gonna give us the test for one week

[hard thunder]

Gwah

Wawa

[velvet halo]

Thanks

[hard thunder]

Anyways how much time have you spent tangled up your enemys half sword with your own half sword unable to break free

[humble iris]

if i had to guess

❌

[hard thunder]

Ive spent 15 minutes in one round

Coudl i have dropped the sword?

Yes

[velvet halo]

If I had to guess yes

[hard thunder]

Will i?

Never

[velvet halo]

No

[humble iris]

okay!

[dark hazel]

full release is temporary

halfsword test is forever

[velvet halo]

When is it

[dark hazel]

idk

[humble iris]

full release is a longs way out

[velvet halo]

I mean the test

[dark hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/does-he-know-gif-17552966235424643644

[velvet halo]

We have had no new content for like 5 months

[shell bronze]

no

[lunar stag]

i need to practice on swinging the poleaxe
it takes very little to knock out knights with an overhead

[humble iris]

we have new info on what new content is going to be

[hard thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sniffing-dog-sniffing-what-da-dog-doin-gif-23282557

[shell bronze]

ea is also never releasing because people keep asking

[velvet halo]

They should add one new maps the faces and customization

[hard thunder]

AA-

[humble iris]

stabber they said ea wouldnt release if you keep asking

your delaying it 😡

[velvet halo]

What

No

I'm sorry

Won't ask

[shell bronze]

ea will only be for halfcord staff and content creators to play at this point

[dark hazel]

ea?

[velvet halo]

@frank sorry

[dark hazel]

like electronic arts?

[shell bronze]

people dont trust the process 🥀

[hard thunder]

Im gay but nobody will know cause this is at the bottom

[humble iris]

early access

[velvet halo]

Bruh

[dark hazel]

i know

[dark hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[humble iris]

party poopers....

[velvet halo]

It's time to become a content creator

[shell bronze]

thanks for telling me to tell the others to blacklist you from becoming one

[velvet halo]

NOO

Why

[shell bronze]

a lot of them in these parts of town

[hard thunder]

Has anyone ever killed someone with tongs?

[velvet halo]

IM NICE

[dark hazel]

baron is gatekeeping ea

canonically

[hard thunder]

I hust treat the tongs like they dont exist

[humble iris]

petition to use the log trap against all party poopers

[shell bronze]

my most loyal fans and supporters will have a chance at getting early access at the same time as when i get it because i make too much money and want to show some appreciation

[dark hazel]

peititon to plancon against all party poopers

[velvet halo]

Petition to give me ea and make me part of hs7

[shell bronze]

to be hs7 you have to be elite player

[hard thunder]

Petition to let me kiss everyone here

[velvet halo]

I sn

Am

[humble iris]

middle finger emoji to yourself

😭

[shell bronze]

active in the community too

[lunar stag]

i beat the game by slitting the baron's throat with an axe
it was perfect

[velvet halo]

I an

[humble iris]

an

[shell bronze]

does the current chat think that stabber is a strong hs7 contender

[velvet halo]

Coz I need people to express

Yes

[humble iris]

stabber are you like a social experiment sent from frank himself

[velvet halo]

Fart party says yes

[dark hazel]

why is spear good at cutting

[lunar stag]

what the sigmar is hs7

[velvet halo]

Yea

I am

[shell bronze]

stabber supposedly admitted to being 9 years old

[dark hazel]

probably

[humble iris]

7 elite players

[shell bronze]

but then said it was a joke

[humble iris]

that clueless chooses

[velvet halo]

Bro how do you remover that

[hard thunder]

I mean it IS kinda sharp

[humble iris]

and community

theyre pretty cool!!!

[velvet halo]

I was jokeing

[dark hazel]

billhook 2

[humble iris]

what if someone reports that

stabber

[humble iris]

would be GONE!

[quiet ferry]

Everyone get this into starboard

[velvet halo]

I am 14 plus

[hard thunder]

:3

[shell bronze]

hs7 is halfcord's finest

[humble iris]

i dont remember an age having letters in it

14 plus

[hard thunder]

14 plus what?

[dark hazel]

where is mrzacnono

[humble iris]

14 plus apples

[velvet halo]

I am 14 and above

[hard thunder]

14+ 0.1?

[lunar stag]

do y'all have an anti knight specialist

[shell bronze]

november 1 i will be launching a new vote for community members

[shell bronze]

militus

[humble iris]

are you 14 15 16 17 and 18

[restive garnet]

14 plus willie

[quiet ferry]

What are y’all some sort of yakuza 7

[shell bronze]

he uses his greatsword to give people brain damage with absolute ease

[velvet halo]

Don't let the sponge let you judge. E

Me

[shell bronze]

yes

[humble iris]

did you already pick candidates

[velvet halo]

Yea

Ne

Me

@shell bronze

Right

[lunar stag]

same. reversed half sword pommel strike jiggles the brain quite well

[muted granite]

hell yes

[humble iris]

yeah stabber is a social experiment

[lunar stag]

also overheads

[humble iris]

theres no way he isnt

[quiet ferry]

Can there be like

An eighth one and we vote on it

[shell bronze]

my current only candidates are the original 7, everyone else who wants to join will be added to a list a few days before

[hard thunder]

Yknow sometimes i stab a knight and theres no clear indication of why my sword pierced like, the most fortified section of armor he has

[humble iris]

ah alright

[shell bronze]

then the voting commences through google forms

[humble iris]

i see

very organized

[velvet halo]

I am

[humble iris]

google form

[velvet halo]

Like me

[humble iris]

what are they paying you mr social experiment

[shell bronze]

multiple votes allowed

[velvet halo]

100 per week

[shell bronze]

poll closes after the week ends

[velvet halo]

Ok make the poll for me

[humble iris]

make hs7.5 and have stabber be the .5

[quiet ferry]

Make the small candlestick able to be put in the inventory

[velvet halo]

Sould I joined the hs7

Wow

[humble iris]

lmao

[velvet halo]

Funny guy

[hard thunder]

Is wild ass swinging with no logic the intended way with fist play? Or am i just bad

[warped apex]

I've never seen the AI overreact like this before

[warped apex]

like calm down

[hard thunder]

Also are fists viable on like a knight?

[quiet ferry]

I mean yeah but there’s some other cool stuff you can do

[sand herald]

stabler

[humble iris]

stapler

[velvet halo]

SHUT UP

[quiet ferry]

How about Reclaimer

[shell bronze]

then after voting ends i weigh my own personal judgement (the other 50% of the vote)

[velvet halo]

Miss tye

Type

[hard thunder]

If were refering to wrestling. I dont know how people do that

[velvet halo]

Bro 4 nos

[humble iris]

do you just scour this chat for clips the candidates sent as a reference (of their skill) for the community and yourself

[hard thunder]

Ive grabbed people. Best i can do is loosely guide them towards a fence for minimal effect

[quiet ferry]

Partially but there’s some other things you can do I’m pretty sure

[shell bronze]

i don't seek out anything i simply let my normal activity determine my viewpoint

[velvet halo]

Can I apply fir content creator

I have 250 subs

[quiet ferry]

Add reclaimer to the hs7!!!

[shell bronze]

and since i exist in this discord for 16+ hours of the day throughout the week i have a good perspective on skill levels and activity

[velvet halo]

I mean 375

[velvet halo]

Can I join

Content creator

[dark hazel]

ok the joke was funny but it died during shipping

[humble iris]

so you compare yourself to the candidates and whoever peaks your interest has your vote?

[shell bronze]

not myself

[mental kelp]

To me 😹

[shell bronze]

i play in a very specialized unrealistic way and that should not impact my judgement

• a lot of niches i dont fill

[humble iris]

ah

so just comparing and analyzing in general

[velvet halo]

Hey

[shell bronze]

john has a knack of hating on me for not being realistic and also fighting cooler than him

[velvet halo]

Clues less

[mental kelp]

Not cooler

[humble iris]

clues less

[dark hazel]

i am going to ask for ea so half sword never releases

[velvet halo]

Look up

[shell bronze]

clues more

[shell bronze]

pls do

gatekeeping

[mental kelp]

Defend and whatever but put some footwork into it

[velvet halo]

Can I join content creator i have 375 subs

[humble iris]

you need the golden playbutton to be considered content creator

1 million subs

[dark folio]

You need to have atleast 7 million australians following you to have it

[velvet halo]

Ok

Will do

BRLIVE IT

[shell bronze]

sorry man i like my static video game parries

[velvet halo]

Belive

[shell bronze]

ghost of yotei/tsushima perfect parry

[shell bronze]

do you make half sword content

[velvet halo]

Yea

[lapis marsh]

ultrakill

[velvet halo]

Kind of

But I got almost all my subs form rublox

Like 300 of them

[shell bronze]

then you are not a half sword content creator

[quiet ferry]

Cancel half sword so we can still joke about EA tmmrw

[velvet halo]

Wait

Whyy

75 subs from half sword

[covert flare]

exactly farming aura should be the first thing one should worry about

[shell bronze]

aura is a lifestyle

[velvet halo]

People in content creator have like 100 sub

I'm the best

There

[velvet halo]

I'm the strongest

[covert flare]

but their content is solely or 90% halfsword

[velvet halo]

Faster

Goodest

[covert flare]

https://tenor.com/view/i-married-a-vampire-you're-sick-sick-filthy-dirty-gif-1365662320925179957

[velvet halo]

wait what if I delete all my robot vids

[humble iris]

😭

[velvet halo]

I did that like a year ago

[shell bronze]

but like i said

[quiet ferry]

Can we blacklist stabber from interaction with half sword games and halfcord

[covert flare]

just make videos on halfsword brother it isnt that hard

[shell bronze]

november hs7 polls will start on the 1st

[covert flare]

if you are as good as you say just record clips

[velvet halo]

And if I post one half sword vid I will have all hafnsword content

[humble iris]

give stabber his own channel that he can only chat in

and only that one

[covert flare]

aight

[velvet halo]

Thanks

[shell bronze]

then end the 7-8th

[velvet halo]

Vote me

Forbhs7

[shell bronze]

dm/ping me when i tell you the list is being made and you will be put on there

[humble iris]

i will compete

[covert flare]

what does one have to do to get in

[humble iris]

and then

yeah

ill compete and yeah

[covert flare]

oh ok

[velvet halo]

@shell bronze

[covert flare]

ig i will compete

[quiet ferry]

The infinite wealth

[covert flare]

im a litlle rusted but nothing i cant unrust

[velvet halo]

I wanna join

[shell bronze]

requirements to participate:
-must have custom/iconic loadout and/or color scheme of choice

that's it

[velvet halo]

Ok

I gave tgat

Have

[shell bronze]

remember, this is community-voted and then me-voted

[quiet ferry]

Candlestick

[humble iris]

good thing i finalized my custom loadout before this

[covert flare]

that much is done already

[velvet halo]

Ok everyone likes me

[quiet ferry]

Candlesticks!!!!

[velvet halo]

I'll win

[covert flare]

i despise you

and i just met you

[quiet ferry]

Umm uhhh spoilance things!!!!

[velvet halo]

SHUT IT

[humble iris]

Can we let stabber compete just to see the landslide of votes not in his favor

[quiet ferry]

Clueless can you timeout stabber for a week

[dark folio]

I can confirm

[velvet halo]

Hey

I saw that

[velvet halo]

See

[shell bronze]

then i'll give detailed notes as to the observed/acknowledged niches and skills that each player fills

[velvet halo]

My only friend

[covert flare]

ok

[velvet halo]

Ima be the crazy /dangerous onr

One

[humble iris]

your really into this elite hs players group

i would be way too lazy to do smth like this

[quiet ferry]

Is it acceptable to accidentally die to a knife with an axe

[velvet halo]

Yea

[quiet ferry]

If you’re apart of the yakuza 7.2264626

[shell bronze]

• if you want to personally vouch for a player (yourself not allowed unless it's me) you can dm or ping me with the personal letter of recommendation

[velvet halo]

That's why your not part of the hs7 like me

HEY

@dark folio

Your on that

[covert flare]

vouch for me >:D

[velvet halo]

Right?

[humble iris]

vouch for me and i vouch for you

[velvet halo]

Buddy

[humble iris]

(kidding)

[velvet halo]

@dark folio

[covert flare]

PYRAMID SCHEME!!!!!!🔥

[velvet halo]

ANDREWWW

[shell bronze]

the half sword seven will also be ranked based off of skill and activity tied solely to halfcord

[velvet halo]

@dark folio

[dark folio]

Hi

[humble iris]

CHEAT THE SYSTEM!!!!

[velvet halo]

Voucher for me

[quiet ferry]

I should be apart of the hs 7 because I’m not stabber

[velvet halo]

Pls

My only friend

[dark folio]

I vouche

[velvet halo]

@ivory hamlet

He vouches

[humble iris]

ngl the only reason i got active after nearly 2 years of being in this server is because i saw one of your clips and was like "damn this guy is good i should pay attention more often to this server"

[velvet halo]

See

[shell bronze]

outsiders (like exclusively youtubers and non discord members) are not allowed

[covert flare]

i am very active but i think i will rank low in skill because of my dogshit keyboard

[dark hazel]

inconvenient way to convinently kill people

[lapis marsh]

and children

[shell bronze]

now you get to see me troll people and threaten to abuse mod powers

[velvet halo]

Whew

[humble iris]

peak life changes ❤️

[shell bronze]

i'll give them grace if theyre good at the game

[quiet ferry]

I needa lock in….

[velvet halo]

@mint merlin

[humble iris]

the hs7 propaganda also influenced me 🙏

[velvet halo]

You saw my ping right

[humble iris]

i was thinking to myself that i gotta get on that

[lapis marsh]

we need a special hs7 role honestly gang

[humble iris]

and the competition is gonna be hard now that i look at it

[covert flare]

brother you pinged the wrong person

[humble iris]

hes done this

a lot of times

[quiet ferry]

I’m gonna kill like vet tiers wif a candlestick!!!

[shell bronze]

let me tell you my personal strong contenders for hs7 from the personal voting list now

[covert flare]

same

[shell bronze]

list a member and i'll tell you where they stand

[velvet halo]

I was pinging him to let him kn9w andrew.is touching for me

[humble iris]

yourself

[covert flare]

stabber

[quiet ferry]

Reclaimer???

[dark hazel]

is it me or am i bad at seeing if i am in range of hitting with stuff like hoe

do i have bad depth perception

[humble iris]

#1

[velvet halo]

@sand herald buddy voucher for me

[shell bronze]

i'm the king, untouchable

[velvet halo]

We are friejds

[lunar stag]

how do you pull off the polearm overhead into like a side swing thing

i forgot how to describe it

[humble iris]

john longeswarde

[lapis marsh]

the hoe just kinda sucks as a weapon

[dark hazel]

THE HOE IS GOATED NAHHH

[shell bronze]

good friend of mine, he plays well with the longsword (stabbing mostly) and is a good member of the community as well

[dark hazel]

hoe for life

[quiet ferry]

The hoe is

Ok

[mental kelp]

Unless reclaimer is on a time I’m not I haven’t seen him in ages

But I stopped staying up all night on hs so idk

[covert flare]

you are just bad

[dark hazel]

are you sure

[shell bronze]

the professor and the hema longsword goat. has an entire book written on this specific niche and fights the proper textbook way--one of my personal strongest contenders

[shell bronze]

he hasn't been around much often either

[lapis marsh]

clearly you havent fought the poleaxe

[covert flare]

he has a BOOK?

[humble iris]

oh yeah i was reading that a couple of days ago

[humble iris]

linked on his nexus mod

[lapis marsh]

he has a BOOK???

[humble iris]

not an actual book

[quiet ferry]

Umm mmm uhhh ummm mcwonder

[mental kelp]

In progress

[humble iris]

or maybe it is

[lapis marsh]

LINK IT????????

[shell bronze]

@covert flare @lapis marsh you guys are not tapped in man

this man will teach you real shit

[sand herald]

there’s a ton of stuff one could pick up from watching a lot of the impressive clips here too

[covert flare]

i gotta lock in and read his stuff

[covert flare]

how do you think i learned how to ball lol

[humble iris]

like yours

sorta 😭

[covert flare]

i watched what m00 and clueless posted and tried to learn from it

[quiet ferry]

He’s gotta be really high right

[humble iris]

launch people 200 feet in the air and slam them back down

[humble iris]

informational clip ❤️

[shell bronze]

i don't think he's contending and i dont think he posts clips often enough for me to have any understanding of his playstyle

or skill level

[warm latch]

can i be the only one to addmit the void feature sucks

[humble iris]

referring to the abyss as the void will not be tolerated 😡

[warm latch]

my bad

[dark folio]

It doesnt suck, you suck!

[quiet ferry]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the afc guy

What’s his name

[humble iris]

i dont think those guys

use swords

or anything other than their hands

[dark hazel]

i love it when i

[quiet ferry]

I mean he could

[mental kelp]

Last time I checked it was like 27k words or something but I probably clocked in a couple more thousand now

[warm latch]

bro but like i spend so long getting to the top rank to die then someone gets a lucky hit on me 1 tapping me and im back to the start 😐

[prisma saffron]

Why did he immediately give up in this gif

[humble iris]

27k

damn

[prisma saffron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082232813698424884/1428064917998538762/EastTower4.gif

[shell bronze]

eso is a good jank spin/grappler type player. if he competed he would be in pretty good standing with me outside of his sporadic activity and questionable attitude sometimes

[humble iris]

i read it for a bit and sure that was alot

but i wasnt expecting 27k

[dark folio]

That sounds like a skill issue

[mental kelp]

But some of the writing is bad and I have to rewrite it

[timber topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-oh-no-gif-9853525264043945080

[quiet ferry]

Hmmmm

[mental kelp]

Which is why it never gets done

[covert flare]

i understand im a writer

[warm latch]

it is but i wish there was a feture so i could have a skill issue and still not loose my progress

[quiet ferry]

What about god of all willies

[covert flare]

i write some rpg plots and stories here and there but i dread writer's block

it hass been months since i touched my current project.

[humble iris]

constant revision because of the human desire of perfectionism

[mental kelp]

Yea it’s awful, but when I get it I love it so much

[humble iris]

we all suffer from this 🙏

[dark folio]

Thats called freeplay

[warm latch]

How do i do freeplay???

[shell bronze]

good all rounder who does a lot of fun feats and fights armored guys without/with less armor just like me

[mental kelp]

This is the artfulness for half sword that nobody can top

[warm latch]

oh

[covert flare]

exactly, but then when you try to write sometimes your mind just blanks

[warm latch]

found it

thanks

[mental kelp]

Normally my ideas come right after I say I’m gonna stop, then I think it as I walk out the door

[quiet ferry]

How boit acorn

[quiet ferry]

This guy

[tawdry vale]

Do we have a date for the next Half Sword Update?

[covert flare]

q4 this year

[mental kelp]

After SNF

[covert flare]

so october - december

[mental kelp]

Sometime

[covert flare]

paid early access

[tawdry vale]

:(

[dark folio]

December first 2038

[humble iris]

im locking in that EA comes out on november 26th or november 18th