halfsword-chat-⚔

[coarse jay]

what story mode

[plain token]

Dude shut up

[coarse jay]

non existent and not needed

[soft osprey]

🤷‍♂️ all I know is theres no story coming

[soft osprey]

Buh

[coarse jay]

thank god

[deep delta]

we need loot boxes and spiderman skins otherwise it's a 1/10 game

[coarse jay]

who gets mad in chat

[soft osprey]

Blood dlc when

[obtuse tiger]

they would have to rebuild most the game if we want online multiplayer local alows for mods to help online

[coarse jay]

@devs

[coarse jay]

rebuild it from the ground up im sure it's easier a 2nd time around

[half karma]

maybe they should use a real engine instead of a not real one

[coarse jay]

we're getting gta 6 before half sword

gg boys

[half karma]

lmfaoooo

[obtuse tiger]

no were not

[odd kiln]

Honestly I haven't really thought about it until now but if we get maps like a Forest and other tighter spaces weapons like short swords and maces might finally become more viable. Because at this point there's barely any reason to use them over a halberd

[obtuse tiger]

its comming out november probs

[humble iris]

reason is style points

[coarse jay]

with multiplayer?

[humble iris]

we love longswords yeah!!!!

[coarse jay]

blue gem swords

[odd kiln]

longswords yes, but Im talking about one handed short swords, I dont like using them and I barely see anyone else use them here

[coarse jay]

I need a case opening for half sword

[humble iris]

we hate arming swords yeah!!!!

[wintry wigeon]

why progress reset after unlocking baron?

[obtuse tiger]

cuz thats the end

[coarse jay]

All I hope for is that the devs are in the war room studying sipping some johnny walker so we can play half sword multiplayer with friends

[wintry wigeon]

cring i liked the final challenge as a gamemode now i gotta do it all again

[humble iris]

btw, did you create this loadout

[brave basalt]

yes

[humble iris]

alright

i have a question

how do you change the color of the blade?

ive looked at the json file and i cant seem to find the correct rgb values i need to change

[signal wedge]

yeah what's your question

[obtuse tiger]

#modders-guild-hall

[plain token]

🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟🫟

[brave basalt]

been a while since i did it but you gotta use this command prompt thing on github to change the extension to a javascript file i think so it can be edited?

[wintry wigeon]

real af now i guess ill mod the game a bit

[shell bronze]

willie sucks at using them

[humble iris]

hm

[brave basalt]

and then you change the hex of the sword to whatever color you want

[coarse jay]

no one is better than me here

[shell bronze]

epic bait

[plain token]

Abyss sucks

[brave basalt]

its pretty annoying, i think sable has a vid on how to do it

[coarse jay]

I'm literally the best in this chat and what bait

[humble iris]

vid on yt?

[brave basalt]

yes

[coarse jay]

youtubers aren't the best lol

[humble iris]

alright ill check it out and see if i can find it

thank you

[coarse jay]

they're too busy focusing on making videos rather than trying to be the best

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-funny-black-man-gif-3708949419905965398

[humble iris]

oh yeah ive seen this video before

[half karma]

anyone else play in first person?

[naive holly]

Has everyone calmed tf down after the workday

[naive holly]

Often but not all the time

[obtuse tiger]

used to

[coarse jay]

1st person is buns

[shell bronze]

yeah all the people who got mad at the lack of update/new demo got banished or stopped being annoying

[half karma]

the grete assholes I do not but every other match I do

[shell bronze]

and the chat is cooled down now

hence why slowmode is gone

[half karma]

besides a bear we all gucci

[coarse jay]

Imagine fighting a bear in half sword

damn that would be great content

[obtuse tiger]

halfsword cooked icl it already looks past expectations

[obtuse tiger]

the images show alot

like the short beard willie has

[shell bronze]

and this is day one

the entire week is gonna be so ass

[obtuse tiger]

trailer on final day

i hope

[shell bronze]

chat is gonna be a constant mix of FUDlings, contrarian/engagement baiters, and good people

[naive holly]

dis u 💀

[shell bronze]

yeah thats me

[naive holly]

That cesspool is a hoot today

[shell bronze]

i am responsible for that post

and i am proud

[chilly moth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-punch-punch-gif-12518158687267002600

[digital edge]

Sup guys!
So, me defeating the baron boss I realised I didd so iin free play and so it didn't count in gauntlet mode so I have to do it again

lmao

[naive holly]

Oh yeah its a whole different experience

Best of luck

[digital edge]

It is?

[obtuse tiger]

cant beat barron in free play

[chilly moth]

What's this bitch ass red name saying

[shell bronze]

be excited player
set false/overblown expectations for a video game
sacrifice irl for a crumb of info on this video game
reality hits

lmao

[obtuse tiger]

the candel stick is op

[digital edge]

IDK but when I went back to main menu I basically saw the game on free mode
When I switched back to gauntlet mode I had all of my progress lost and now I just speedran it and I'm already back in the challenge

[shell bronze]

then they take it out on the community and talk hella smack

[digital edge]

Frfr

[shell bronze]

why you let him tickle you like that

[brave basalt]

cuz im getting use to those types of moves

[chilly moth]

Time em out for a month

[brave basalt]

just started that tier recently

[shell bronze]

ban them actually

no appeal and everything

then ban anyone who questions my decision to ban them

[naive holly]

If you make it to the Baron but dont do the ult challenge,

But instead select a lower tier

Youll 1v1 him in the normal area.

Is what I think dude meant

[chilly moth]

From one former mod to a current mod, don't let these inferior red names control the narrative

[solar walrus]

Yep its funny when hit between the eyes, when the enemy wears an Helmet with eye slits

[shell bronze]

the red names are about 6% more tolerable than the pinkies

[obtuse tiger]

Ik that

[granite lily]

I am going to mail feces to mod team
Infused with corn

[obtuse tiger]

thank you thats me

[naive holly]

Yall devising a real caste system like this, eventually people gonna end up in the camps 😭

[shell bronze]

filthy pink roles are the loudest and are the least important

[obtuse tiger]

i think the best are purple names including boosters

[chilly moth]

I'm a former mod and as such, I'm not targeted

[granite lily]

I AM A GOLDEN GOD HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME

[obtuse tiger]

then the mods are there ofc (dont kill me)

[shell bronze]

this is not a joke i will create a class system

[chilly moth]

Mods and OGs on top

[shell bronze]

it goes no role < pink role < red < purple = green < OG < everyone else

if anyone below purple gets haughty they get banned without formal notice

[chilly moth]

Or green

[shell bronze]

we treat the lowest common denominator terribly here actually

[mental kelp]

zorenhaw

[granite lily]

Also, just to be real for a sec
Dearest devs, in the future if you see rumor mill brewing over nothing just tell us that nothing’s gonna happen not in the last possible minute
Today’s blueballing was unpleasant

[copper notch]

Dayum, ya'll got tiercism in this bih?

[shell bronze]

i had already tempered my expectations lmao

[shell bronze]

yessir

no such thing as fair treatment in halfcord

[obtuse tiger]

its already looking higher than my expectations

[brave basalt]

i just pulled off something similar lol

[chilly moth]

||Also, are people taking the new screenshots poorly or smth, I get they did a Karbengo but I haven't been around to see the activity||

[copper notch]

Very chad

[digital edge]

Game is crashing as I'm playing the challenge 😭

[copper notch]

That's how the cookie crumble

[digital edge]

Crash now has a K/D ratio better than everyone

[shell bronze]

yeah it's the BOSS policy

ban on sight, seriously

[digital edge]

No free will :( ?

[copper notch]

The half swordgime knows best

[obtuse tiger]

worst things in halfsword are shelds

[copper notch]

Buckler boy go brrrrrryttt

[shell bronze]

free will only allowed if you cashapp me 5 dollars for every demonstration of free will in chat

i will look the other way

[plain token]

It's the stick with a bunch of spikes on it

[digital edge]

Sorry that's not available in Iraq

[shell bronze]

venmo and PayPal works too

[obtuse tiger]

its so easy to use

[copper notch]

Speaking facts

[digital edge]

Also nope

[plain token]

Too op

[wise halo]

Free Willie

[shell bronze]

wire transfers come with a 5 us dollar service fee

once payment is received you can have free will for one message

[plain token]

Beat the baron flawlessly with it

[copper notch]

Very cheese to play with and fucking impossible to play against

[shell bronze]

plancon is a bitch to fight

[copper notch]

Real real

[round stone]

*plankton

[copper notch]

*Plancock

[plain token]

Planlabubu

[digital edge]

Do you do steam game gifts?

[shell bronze]

bypassing automod alert

your doom awaits

[copper notch]

It appears i cannot send any brainrot in this place

[chilly moth]

I got an great idea

[shell bronze]

depends game

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-the-dark-ages-doom-dark-ages-doom-dark-ages-doomguy-gif-15980962764398322199

[digital edge]

Choose 5 dollars or less

[copper notch]

And i love it

[chilly moth]

Here is a copypasta a mod or dev can ping everyone with.

I'm sure they'll love it

Ok, for anyone calling out "1984", "dictatorship", etc, this server is not a public space, nor is it a government mandated space, this is a private space hosted by Half Sword Games for the purpose of discussing the game "Half Sword". You are all guest here and it is the right and privilege of the staff to apply the rules they wish for this discussion space. You are to respect those rules or be sanctioned, up to expulsion.
The rules are there for everyone to read in
#rules message

[shell bronze]

crash bandicoot

[wise halo]

Where did BlueBerry Dragon go

[copper notch]

Goated game

[obtuse tiger]

if the gore is this good now its gonna be soo good

[plain token]

Traitor

[shell bronze]

i don't know whether to apply this ruleset ironically or take it seriously because i'm tempted to actually live by those words

mod abuse is fun and great

[chilly moth]

I mean

[digital edge]

Discount isn't available here in Iraq :/

[shell bronze]

we hate the common people here sir

[brave basalt]

flawless shieldhau

[chilly moth]

It wouldn't be the first time someone pinged everyone with nearly that exact same message

I didn't make it myself

[rapid quest]

half sword grass update????

[copper notch]

Can't wait to snitch on my neighbor for watching a hollywood movie

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-chug-drinking-drink-thirsty-gif-14117873518651772969

[wise halo]

North Korean practice you mean?

[copper notch]

And people say perfect women don't exist

[copper notch]

Sir yes sir

[shell bronze]

you will be rewarded with a front row seat to their execution

[digital edge]

Fossilised Willie 😮

[wise halo]

she's spilling 85% waste of beer

[chilly moth]

Case in point

[obtuse tiger]

dont do that

[copper notch]

But how much she SWALLOWS counts

Okay

No ban

Dumb joke

[shell bronze]

ayo

[chilly moth]

Be funny if this server wasn't set up right and it actually went through

[torpid token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1269522212302618636/IMG_0743.gif

[shell bronze]

??

[obtuse tiger]

@fullswordgames

[torpid token]

no gif perms

wow

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[signal wedge]

Yeah you get them at level 2

You just gotta chat

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/banjokazooie-tada-hey-nintendo-64-gif-11667654

[chilly moth]

Just imagine pinging everyone on the fucking server with a message as anal as this.

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-cat-dance-cute-cat-dance-ai-cat-gif-15064057413633942575

[shell bronze]

biblical ragebait

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-george-orwell-george-orwell-1984-1984-chips-1984-ruffles-gif-7144052804264359069

[chilly moth]

I seen it happen, the fucking chat lagged for a few minutes

Iirc they had to shut down the channel it was at briefly

[shell bronze]

24h slowmode not saving that

[chilly moth]

I am in fact trying to make it happen again

[shell bronze]

when half sword official gets to 500k members i will mass ping people

🥶🥶🥶

[chilly moth]

I'm pretty sure half sword has more people than the server it happened on

So it would be even worse

[shell bronze]

and we know halfcord already gets hella rowdy over wip and small time pings

imagine some actual ragebait bs like that

[rigid stirrup]

no new build

[shell bronze]

mcwonder please make this happen i want to piss this community off

[chilly moth]

Lmao 9-10 times as much

On a 14k server, it still was able to take out a channel because that also pinged players that don't care anymore

[copper notch]

I made a great meme but can't send it cause of perms

Imagine if mods gave me pic perms

[obtuse tiger]

abraham

[copper notch]

Would be SOOOO cool

[chilly moth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-blinkingcat-cute-funny-gif-8859604814399687515

Like this?

[signal wedge]

Just type bro you'll get to level 2 before you know it

[shell bronze]

just be active for a good bit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170073546714787962/1303498743173349468/reaction.gif

[digital edge]

Fr

[obtuse tiger]

is that willie

[shell bronze]

yes

[obtuse tiger]

crazy

[shell bronze]

new gore gonna be diabolical

[chilly moth]

Now that I remember, the 14k server didn't have image perms either while we do have em here

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/you-don't-invincible-omni-man-jk-simmons-that's-the-neat-thing-gif-4390372980992221432

[obtuse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-checked-fact-checked-true-sigismund-kcd2-kcd-gif-12154432158578270300

[signal wedge]

Is your pfp a sub zero cosplay

[obtuse tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1226850417242144808/1382655601997385779/dangleingeye-gif.gif

[plain token]

?

[copper notch]

Did i catch a kcd2 fan lacking?

[molten spear]

how do u get that

[obtuse tiger]

magic

[molten spear]

wow

[obtuse tiger]

wtf is that

[digital edge]

Pouring out tea
I don't have interest in it but it's sort of a pfp match with my best buddy

[chilly moth]

Ban this guy if there is no EA in 5 hours

[wise halo]

they shouldn't, Battlefield 6 is taking up all my time atm

[shell bronze]

what we're gonna do is turn the bot off for a bit and give everyone perms

good things happen

trust

[signal wedge]

Nice

[shell bronze]

bet

[copper notch]

What.

[wise halo]

wtf

Wtf

[wise halo]

wtf

He doesn't know>

?

[obtuse tiger]

what

[chilly moth]

Also since this emoji was my idea, I propose it be renamed to "glassoflimesodastare"

[signal wedge]

nah

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-capon-audentes-fortuna-iuvat-kcd2-kingdom-come-gif-764181324068572445

[copper notch]

Did i just catch somebody posting kingdome come deliverence 2 memes without knowing the fucking game?

[chilly moth]

[wise halo]

I think so, he must be shamed now

[obtuse tiger]

I stole the meme😭

[signal wedge]

its going to be called glassoflimestink

[copper notch]

We post this in the kcd2 sub and he done

[obtuse tiger]

bruh chivalry on top

[wise halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848401393701748790/1295008126160080987/glorpEw.gif

[chilly moth]

Oh hey this is still around

Do people still ask for pvp

[tight isle]

early access will be mario in unreal engine 5 land

nintendo hire this man

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-joe-pesci-pesci-what-gif-10718026964868693743

[wise halo]

thanks, stole it.

[obtuse tiger]

thas goated

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/exasperated-michael-scott-gif-13179415001013058912

[obtuse tiger]

its fun tho

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-thumbs-up-kid-thumbs-up-meme-brent-ramobjust-gif-19399510

[chilly moth]

Half Sword multiplayer will be a trading card game

Will gambling elements

To fund the main game

[wise halo]

battlepass

[tight isle]

half sword crypto miner to fry your gpu as fast as humanly possible

[obtuse tiger]

does any one have a image of willie standing

[chilly moth]

Half Sword Multiplayer is gearing up NPC Willie's, watching them fight and betting real money on the result.

Minimum amount is $100

[wise halo]

half sword battlepass

10 euro

[copper notch]

Alright im going eepy

Curse the kcd2 blasphemist

Goodnight

[chilly moth]

I bet some random red name's membership on this server that a Willie with a green shirt can beat a Willie in a red shirt if both are given longswords

[wise halo]

Agree

[tight isle]

slight ouch

[obtuse tiger]

his teeth come out??

[digital edge]

I'm witnessing brain Willierot

[digital edge]

I'm sad for this poor soul

NVM

[digital edge]

I'm not sad relatively to that person than to this person

Lmao

[wise halo]

this guy is fine.

[digital edge]

How do you guys achieve this level of gore?!

[wise halo]

playing too much

i

-# i

[digital edge]

You guys are menaces to society 😂

[humble iris]

@brave basalt wedid it!!!

[signal wedge]

"Oy bruv how'd you tell i was british"

[brave basalt]

blue guy

bud knight?

[humble iris]

ironic how im doing a blue guy but my favorite color is red

[signal wedge]

you don't have to lie to me 😞

[digital edge]

Medieval beer company be like:

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1427125655287500830/2025-9-14_3h36min46s_2560x1440.png?ex=68ee6296&is=68ed1116&hm=74d020f4256ea1aabc1f52936b04b7b3ebab90074f9e61c74ad73c0cea4f06ff&

[faint crater]

why is your name so hard to read

im not even gonna try

[wise halo]

whose

[digital edge]

Me?

[faint crater]

i wonder

[wise halo]

super easy: M1Garand PING:STEAMHAPPI:

[obtuse tiger]

its on like front page on next fest

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/m1-garand-satisfying-gif-27340150

[faint crater]

m1grand ping is peak

[digital edge]

Ohhh

[wise halo]

yes

[faint crater]

i have had the privilege to shoot one :D

i did hurt my thumb tho 😭

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/adios-amigos-mordhau-anck-gif-25179782

[digital edge]

Same

Anyways guys
It's 2:57 a.m. and the past two days I have never seen as much gore as the rest of my life combined

[tight isle]

al gore

[digital edge]

So I think I need to rest my eyes a little
Have a good day everyone!

[wise halo]

thats great

[tight isle]

slight miscalculation

[obtuse tiger]

halfsword is number 1 on the popular upcoming for next fest

and its the 2nd on top demo

[plain token]

Who's first

[obtuse tiger]

heroes of might

or smt

[amber vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-mr-krabs-ring-the-bell-ringing-bell-gif-16270849

[obtuse tiger]

OMG ITS JOHN HALFSWORD

I LOOK UP TO BEING AS GOOD AS YOU

how many hours john got

[sand herald]

312 currently

[obtuse tiger]

crazy

[sand herald]

I've been playing since April-ish

[obtuse tiger]

only april

your skills are unmatched

[vapid hull]

ever twisted someone to deth?

[sand herald]

There's a good bit of people here that are better than me in a lot of ways

[sand herald]

Porhaps

[vapid hull]

!!!!

[daring garden]

hi guys

i hate being stuck in bottom levels

[obtuse tiger]

free play and practise dummy

[daring garden]

dawg i just get shitter at the game more i play

[obtuse tiger]

just dont stop

[daring garden]

i have a life outside halfsword

[obtuse tiger]

ok?

[daring garden]

is it just a skill iossue

[obtuse tiger]

thats why you practis

[daring garden]

okay be passive aggresive over absolutely

nothing gng

[obtuse tiger]

the legendary john halfsword is gonna break the EA

[vapid hull]

wee shtab

[obtuse tiger]

all im saying is you having a life dont mean you cant practis

[obtuse tiger]

ouch

[vapid hull]

fork's gotta be thhe best spear in the game rn

best handling fr

[obtuse tiger]

pole axe

[slim dock]

billhook

[obtuse tiger]

shut it

never speak again

[vapid hull]

The billhook is so fucking peak

[obtuse tiger]

I hate it

[slim dock]

I fuckin love whirlin it

its peak

[obtuse tiger]

its a no skill wepon if you want no skill get the spiky spear

[slim dock]

I'll never touch the plancon

[obtuse tiger]

its so op

[slim dock]

I'm not that down bad

[slim dock]

what weapon do you think takes the most skill?

[obtuse tiger]

golden dagger takes alot of doging and timing

[thorny badger]

i cant get past the ultimate challenge is this a skill issue (it also has fatal errors alot)

[slim dock]

turn blood off

unless they fixed that

[obtuse tiger]

same just dont touch the error and click back on the game it works

[thorny badger]

ok thanks guys

[obtuse tiger]

dont press anything

just click back on game

[slim dock]

it took me months to beat

[thorny badger]

i just got the game 2 months ago

[vapid hull]

The no skill in question

It was even better before the new handling

[noble agate]

i hope devs add hair

[obtuse tiger]

dont take skill

[vapid hull]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[vapid hull]

Share me some clips of you using it like dat!! :D

[thorny badger]

they look better in my opinion also hair would be hard to add probaly

[obtuse tiger]

cant clip

medal takes my frames

[vapid hull]

steam has built in clipping

and you can kill your settings if the framerate is too bad

[obtuse tiger]

its ass I can only record

[vapid hull]

excuses excuses

[obtuse tiger]

also you dont need to use the bill hook like that. its so easy to kill even without that

[noble agate]

although my shiny bald heaqszxaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaZZAAASXESXX MB FOR THIS TEXT FIXING MY KEYBRD RN

[slim dock]

oof

[vapid hull]

thats like being like "You don't need to use anything aside from the revolver in ultrakill" lol

like yeah obv

I like having fun tho

[onyx cloak]

❓ ❓ ❓ Playing on steamdeck but cant press G to go to next fight. Is there a way on controller?

[obtuse tiger]

no

[onyx cloak]

Thats dumb

[surreal egret]

Any tips on how to not crash in group fights?

[obtuse tiger]

it says limited controler support

[noble agate]

QsXSSEQQWSDSXDWSDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWSEWZWSWZSFFFFRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFROIKKK 1ZXQ1Q1WQ11

[onyx cloak]

They should rebind that to a key that work also on controller like kick

[surreal egret]

I had this problem, just bind g to one of the back grip buttons

[obtuse tiger]

# 1.Work a job
2.Get payed
3.Save money for a better PC

[vapid hull]

crank all yo graphics down

[slim dock]

I like this

[surreal egret]

I already have a 4060 and 5700x;-;

[surreal egret]

I already have it on low

[obtuse tiger]

theres no way

[vapid hull]

killed blood 2?

[obtuse tiger]

something crazy wrong with ur PC

[viral cedar]

omg the stuff they put in announcments looks so sick i cannot wait for this game to release

[surreal egret]

It runs fine on high graphics and single fights, in group fights sometimes I’ll just crash

[sturdy jolt]

Absolutely. I need it on my computer immediately

[surreal egret]

I can play like 45 minutes of 1x1 fights no problem, 1st group fight and it crashes

[obtuse tiger]

check ur event log on windows ur computer is wrong

[surreal egret]

Ok

[obtuse tiger]

aint no way you have a 4060

and theres nothing wrong

[vapid hull]

running dx11 right?

[obtuse tiger]

i got a 3060 im fine as fuck

[surreal egret]

Yeah

[vapid hull]

it's a very unoptimized game

[sturdy jolt]

Dx11 is very prone to crashing

[surreal egret]

Yeah I can run every other game just fine

[vapid hull]

it crashes on my 5070 from time to time

[vapid hull]

try 12 if u can run it

[obtuse tiger]

nah use 12 thats why

[surreal egret]

It’s just the group fights in half sword that crash

[obtuse tiger]

JOHNS BACK WITH ANOTHER BANGER CLIP

[humble iris]

i figured it out

[vapid hull]

wear a bever neckt time

[humble iris]

i figured out the json mumble jumble!

holy shit!!

after a full day!!!

[surreal egret]

I’m not much of a tech guru, what makes 12 better?

[obtuse tiger]

the fact that 12 is greater than 11

[vapid hull]

it might just work better, idrk

More stable ig?

[surreal egret]

Ah

I’ll try it ig

[thorny badger]

we love johnhalfswords clips

[obtuse tiger]

ikr

[sand herald]

Lots of my recent clips/more clips to come are just me practicing finer weapon control

They're more tame, but I have a lot of wilder clips by comparison

[thorny badger]

nice im the best with the axe

[obtuse tiger]

its ok john the clips are still entertaining

[trim geyser]

hey

my game is stucck at max level

how do i restart

[thorny badger]

ALBERT WESKER HOLY SHIT

[knotty juniper]

Bro my can barely handle half sword as it is that first is gonna be the end of me 😭

[sand herald]

One of my especially wilder clips

[trim geyser]

hey

can you help me

[obtuse tiger]

oh my god.

[vapid hull]

never heard this noise before

[trim geyser]

im stuck

[thorny badger]

YUH WHAT IS IT

[trim geyser]

like how do i reset my data

[thorny badger]

caps sry

[trim geyser]

im stuck at the max level

like

and im finished

i want to restart

and i dont know how

[obtuse tiger]

kill people on floor

if there not fully dead

[trim geyser]

no like

[thorny badger]

i wish i knew how to do that

[obtuse tiger]

they have to melt

[trim geyser]

i have the gold armour

[obtuse tiger]

oh

[trim geyser]

and i cant reset

[obtuse tiger]

open menu

[trim geyser]

to the beggining

[obtuse tiger]

restart game

[trim geyser]

i cant find restart game

[obtuse tiger]

CLOSE THE FUCKING GAME

sorry

[vapid hull]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[obtuse tiger]

I beat the game

and I can still play gauntlet

i have barron

[hollow delta]

what halfsword endgame looks like

[obtuse tiger]

its not loding

[vapid hull]

Are ye winning?

[humble iris]

fellas rate my greatsword fit

[signal wedge]

blue

[humble iris]

we like blue here

[obtuse tiger]

fire

[signal wedge]

eh

[sand herald]

There we go

[signal wedge]

blues ok

[humble iris]

thank you thank you

[humble iris]

(my favorite color isnt even blue 🙏)

[obtuse tiger]

finaly sent

OMG ITS FIRE

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bewup-gif-877178965518735115

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-brba-breaking-bad-gif-26777019

[humble iris]

my sword is laced with sapphire!!

[vapid hull]

Blue Sky greteswerd

[humble iris]

yes...

[signal wedge]

no...

[sand herald]

Cool looking sword

[humble iris]

thank you thank you (the original model is from john longesworde's loadouts so credits to him)

[obtuse tiger]

John longesword is a rip off

[humble iris]

❌

[surreal egret]

oh..

i already have dx12

next time ill play ill do the log thing

[vapid hull]

Oh, well then switch it to the other one and see if that helps

I'm not so sure otherwise if you've killed blood & gore, and all your graphics are at their lowest

[surreal egret]

Idk

[mellow oasis]

hey friends

[surreal egret]

Hi

[mellow oasis]

I know this is literally TOO GODDAMN soon to mention, as the game is still in early development

but have they ever wondered on adding any other cultures? just asking

Imagine vikings, hoplites

[surreal egret]

Japan would be cool

[wild radish]

yeah theyre doing the nords soon its kinda like sturgia but for the warsails update

[mellow oasis]

ooooh true, imagine samurais

[surreal egret]

Blade and sorcery is doing the cultures and it worked imo

[mellow oasis]

and katanas

[mellow oasis]

Really? damn that sounds sick

[surreal egret]

Ye new update

[obtuse tiger]

its so fire

[mellow oasis]

Are we talking about the same game? lmao that is mount and blade

[wild radish]

mount and blade: halfsword

[mellow oasis]

😱

Yeah, so it is too soon obviously, but vikings in Half Sword would be so fuckin sick

a lot of cultures really

[lost turret]

I'm tired of being disappointed in game release dates 🙁 I wanna go home boss

[wild radish]

if u choose a katana it should make willy overweight

[mellow oasis]

even as DLCs, I would probably get them

we are talking about a far future, but who knows

[obtuse tiger]

Theres no dlcs ever

[surreal egret]

Ye the spear is fun to lung with

[obtuse tiger]

dlc is a micro transaction right

[surreal egret]

Ngl half sword vr would sell like vbucks around a toddler

[obtuse tiger]

cap

all the make it free kids

it wont sell one bit

thats the sad part

all vr games are expected free now

[ember berry]

forest map is pretty hype ngl

[wintry wigeon]

blade and sorcery?

[obtuse tiger]

vr is all kids parents wouldn't let

[obtuse tiger]

its so cool

[surreal egret]

Nah it would deserve money

[hollow delta]

YEAAAAAAAAAH lol rematch baron goes hard

[mellow oasis]

damn

[surreal egret]

The npcs of half sword are so much better

[surreal egret]

Fire

[humble iris]

WE will be impaling willie on a sharp tree branch

[sand herald]

Oops wrong clip

[surreal egret]

I still wish the free mode was more sandboxy

[wintry wigeon]

goes unreasonably hard mad aura

[obtuse tiger]

half sword sound design is so good

[surreal egret]

I wanna make a boxer mode with peasants with gauntlets

[hollow delta]

the failures leading up to that pic made it feel so much better

[obtuse tiger]

I want a mode called brawl but its carnage with only fists

[sand herald]

Goodness gracious

[obtuse tiger]

oh lord

[humble iris]

this with a tavern map

[obtuse tiger]

jack is playing bf6 btw

[surreal egret]

Wait they can knock your armor off?

I never knew

[obtuse tiger]

yh

[surreal egret]

That’s cool

Ngl I love doing boxing matches over and over

Oddly satisfying watching Willie get slowly wore down until he’s constantly stumbling

[hollow delta]

if you get hit ridiculously hard in the head yeah your helmet flies off lol

such as uuhhhh baron overhead with a poleaxe

[obtuse tiger]

rip willie

the one on the left might be willie

[mental kelp]

looks so tuff

[humble iris]

this is why we dont use the arming sword

[wild radish]

select a class and enter the game. force shutdown half sword. when you reopen, go to free play and DO NOT pick a class, just hit play. the game will let you be a kitted soldier against beggars

or get a loadouts mod

misunderstood what u said but whatever

[obtuse tiger]

ovrdth selector

[humble iris]

that was pretty cool

[pearl ferry]

i posted in the incorrect channel but gm longsword nation (v1)

[mental kelp]

shooting in the long point

[pearl ferry]

i love throwing the sword out

its like spear fishing

[digital edge]

I have awaken just to tell you that it's Nice!

Back to sleep

[humble iris]

thank you for waking up just for this purpose

and goodnight

[humble iris]

aint enough room for two blue dudes

[humble iris]

where did his weapon go

[mental kelp]

reacquired by the lord

unworthy

[humble iris]

lord giveth and the lord taketh

[plain token]

Damn chat died

[pearl ferry]

throat neck execution and trying to spearfish

[pearl ferry]

yeah honestly if they cant pick their shit up just kill them

like you had your chance and you can't even take it...

[humble iris]

exactly

im doing him a favor

hed get slaughtered for such incompetence anyways

[neat crow]

So how's chat doing after the clusterfuck that was the beginning of Steam Next Fest?

[humble iris]

everyone has gone their seperate ways

as expected

[supple ember]

Very stoked. Frankenburg forest looks like a pretty cool place. Can’t wait to kill some bandits there

[humble iris]

i wonder how big of a map it would be

[supple ember]

I see you 👀 with that sick grapple 🔥

[supple ember]

Probably one of their larger maps.

[humble iris]

you know what would be sick

having just a massive branch sticking out of one the trees that is actually sharp

willie kebab served on tree branch

[supple ember]

Ea dropping tmr would also be pretty cool

[humble iris]

that would also be pretty cool i agree

[supple ember]

That would be sick

[humble iris]

me personally though i love the idea of adding ranged weapons

i cant wait to use the crossbow and bow

and i wonder how the ai would react to a crossbow being pointed at them

[supple ember]

Those trees are gonna make some amazing cover from long range weapons

[humble iris]

oh 100%

i wonder if the ai utilizes that too

[hard thunder]

How would you even use a ranged weapon with the controls of this game 😭

[humble iris]

no idea but im all for it

[supple ember]

Also gonna be elevation factors that we are gonna have to adapt to. It’s gonna be a whole different game and I love it

[supple ember]

We shall see

[humble iris]

this is our early christmas gift from half sword games and game seer

[supple ember]

Can’t wait til tmr’s teaser

[humble iris]

wonder if its gonna be another map or some new features

but we'll have to wait and see tomorrow!!!

[supple ember]

I hope we get some gameplay for the last day or something

[humble iris]

a trailer will most likely be dropped sometime during this week

[wheat leaf]

I hope we getta blick widda switch

[round stone]

What is bro waiting for

I think he wants me to pull it out

[humble iris]

honestly

[wheat leaf]

He’s just proving a point

[humble iris]

with the crossbow assets

someones gonna mange to do that

[round stone]

Lmfao

[supple ember]

Can’t wait to shoot Willie with a Handgonne

[humble iris]

i was JUST about to say this

read my mind

😭

[wheat leaf]

Handgonne w a switch 🤤

[supple ember]

There will be a mod for that 😭

[wheat leaf]

Extended clip n all

Someone’s gonna give it like 1200 rpm somehow I’m sure

[humble iris]

driveby while on the horse with the handgonne switch 🔥

bandits wont see me coming

[wheat leaf]

Drive by widda handgonne, pull up on a Willie now he IS GONE

BARS!!

I’m so making it into the hood w these rhymes

[supple ember]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-bars-hot-fire-micdrop-gif-4568225

[round stone]

Is he still trying to prove a point?

[brittle bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-bell-gif-27646997

[boreal schooner]

bros crush was in the crowd or smth

[wheat leaf]

I’m honestly inspired. That drive to kneel to no Willie

[round stone]

Indomitable human spirit or sum

[wheat leaf]

Real

Anime protagonist when all hope is lost type vibe

[rapid quest]

i wonder if someone smart enough can make a chainmail shirt with ovrdths selection like all you need is to put the chainmaill textures on the shirt

[graceful rapids]

how do i reset my gauntlet mode?

[humble iris]

i dont think this would be possible

all of the ovrdth mods (i think??) use already given half sword assets

and just mutate them in ways they like

[sand herald]

Yeah, someone made a sav-to-json mod in nexusmods that allows you to manually edit the values of a certain loadout as well

[graceful rapids]

how do i reset my gauntlet mode

[humble iris]

you gotta win

anyways

time to sleep

goodnight fellas

[sand herald]

@graceful rapids

[round stone]

gn

[brittle bridge]

gn

[graceful rapids]

yes?

[wild ledge]

aren't arquebus barely in the game's time period

1470?

[sand herald]

Did you not see the file that I replied to?

[graceful rapids]

oh ty mb

[sand herald]

No prob

[obtuse tiger]

is john halfswords last name sword and middle name half

[sand herald]

probably

[undone mesa]

how I can delete my progress?

[sand herald]

my actual first name is john though

[supple ember]

This was extremely uncalled for

[undone mesa]

like reset the progress and not playing same "ultimate challenge"

[undone mesa]

love you

[wild radish]

try reinstalling

[neat crow]

Really would be cool if the finished game had fire mechanics

Just thinking about the chaos

[wild radish]

my pc just let out a plume of smoke when it read that

[neat crow]

Lmfao

[warm helm]

holy the grete champion for when youre a peasant is so easy

i beat his ass with my fists

[tough lily]

Soooo is the early access not happening in 2025?

[sand cosmos]

[warm helm]

i recall what I said

he just cut me in half

[burnt quiver]

guys istg i just unlocked the secret naked class

im fighting as a naked peasant

[warm helm]

same

[burnt quiver]

you have to die after winning and go in to another fight though and then you get to fight as a naked peasant

game of the year ngl

[plain token]

they should add a suggestion channel

[supple ember]

#1047240101152960525

[plain token]

oh

[sand herald]

🤔

[supple ember]

Some good ole saber and buckler clips for yall

[supple ember]

Happens to the best of us lmao

[shell bronze]

polite gameplay

[supple ember]

That doesnt seem to polite to me

[shell bronze]

just a friendly love tap

[wanton marlin]

Can someone help me

My game has been lagging and I trid to reinstall and stuff but it stays laggy. It wasent like this idk what to do

[supple ember]

Turn blood and gore down

[shell bronze]

dx11

[wanton marlin]

Ive always had it high it just got bad

[supple ember]

Update graphics drivers if its not already

[wanton marlin]

also its not like this is always laggy

[shell bronze]

2 shoulders and 1 head

[supple ember]

I heard you are pretty good at S&B is this true?

[shell bronze]

sword and buckler?

[plain token]

is that the baron buckler

[shell bronze]

i don't really fw buckler so i can't say much

had to get a random loadout since i don't have it in my saves

yeah it's aight

i don't like sword and shield gameplay that much

[misty gazelle]

The one handed swords dont swing all that nice,

[misty gazelle]

falchions are a bit better

[supple ember]

fire

[shell bronze]

willie has noodle arms and doesn't swing with his whole body

[misty gazelle]

Yeahh

[shell bronze]

he also has inverted stances with the 1h swords even without a shield

he acts like his bare shoulder and arm is the shield

[misty gazelle]

I'm all for mace/axes in this game, twohanded ones even if they're a pain to roll in the randomizer.

Yeahh

[supple ember]

Dude I have been having so much fun with a saber and buckler lol

[shell bronze]

instead of aligning his body to have the weapon side face forward (saber/rapier stance)

he just uses it like a fuckin knife

i find a bit more enjoyment in the regular sized shields

[wheat leaf]

basegame or mod?

[misty gazelle]

Giving polearms a go for a change. Wibbly-wobbly as hell but they're fun.

[supple ember]

Its apart of one of bitter's packs

[wheat leaf]

ah ok, looks similar to one i saw in the ViciousWeapon packs

[sand cosmos]

Pray to the omnissiah

[misty gazelle]

I wanna practice some ways to disarm or pry shields,

[wheat leaf]

the key is to work with the wibbly wobblies, use it like momentum

[misty gazelle]

Yess

[sand cosmos]

I can't

[misty gazelle]

I've learned that, that and timing the hand switch during the swing

[sand cosmos]

The always get in hugging distance

[shell bronze]

a little scratch on the arm never hurt

[sand cosmos]

And touche me

[shell bronze]

smack them in the head and kick it away

[wheat leaf]

lowkey with the state of everything in this game(pret good for this level of development) they friggin NAILED it with the guard changes for polearms

[shell bronze]

bigger the shield the better

[misty gazelle]

True! Do that plenty with maces.

Just trying to find ways to use billhooks as they were meant. I've pried weapons with it before but I wanna get a bit more consistent with it?

[sand cosmos]

Hmm

[plain token]

why is the lucerne so bad

[sand cosmos]

The what

[shell bronze]

the billhook is a vicious thing

[shell bronze]

it's aight

[wheat leaf]

i like trying to use the bill to hook joints, like ankle, knee, armpit, etc

anklehooks are actually super effective

[shell bronze]

i like the axe head for the high tier polearms first

[misty gazelle]

Yeahh, I've pulled that off a bunch of times.

[shell bronze]

then the lucerne head

[sand cosmos]

I love your kcd tag, just got my merchandise from them

[plain token]

it's really lacking in power

[misty gazelle]

Getting the back of the neck, the ankle and the inner arm.

[plain token]

the fence does a better job

[shell bronze]

absolutely not

it one hits knights/man at arms

[wheat leaf]

yeahhh the axe head is kinda baller

[plain token]

ok what

[misty gazelle]

The smaller lucerne/warhammer, the two handed one.

Thats my all time favorite weapon.

Its so hard to roll in the randomizer but it can be a really mean weapon

[azure mirage]

🦐

[shell bronze]

axe head is meta

but lucerne has a good bit more bludgeon when you aim right

[wheat leaf]

short poleaxe w the hooked 'pommel'

[signal wedge]

banned

[wheat leaf]

favourite weapon fs

ion even use it that much anymore cause i just kept winning

I CAN READ!

[azure mirage]

wwhat 🥺

[misty gazelle]

Warhammer my beloved.

[shell bronze]

that's bread and butter

[plain token]

no idea how you achieved that

[signal wedge]

I'm just kitten around

or am I

[wheat leaf]

thank you staff members i will stop spreading misinformation at any given chance now

[azure mirage]

what's the story behind the spooky thing

you changing it

[signal wedge]

I do not want to relive that shit rn bro 😭

[signal wedge]

yes, yes you can

[azure mirage]

can you reply to a message near the whole situation at least

[soft osprey]

Silly mod got bullied into changing his name

[azure mirage]

really

[signal wedge]

thats a good synopsis

[soft osprey]

Yes he is weak and does not realize he is superior

[azure mirage]

he's a little shy

[signal wedge]

Well, the person is no longer here so

[azure mirage]

what

[signal wedge]

My authorita was indeed flexed

[soft osprey]

Yes we killed him

[azure mirage]

oh my god

[shell bronze]

@wheat leaf

[soft osprey]

For daring to speak against silly mod

[shell bronze]

axe head is capable of doing this bs

[shell bronze]

flick of the wrist

man at arms and knights are bitchmade against a good hit to the head

[wheat leaf]

insane kill

blunt damage is just meta in this game

[azure mirage]

can he read

[wheat leaf]

it either works on armor or works on skin, no drawback

[zealous kestrel]

Good heavens

[wheat leaf]

there are bright days ahead, my literacy has been restored by staff

[shell bronze]

lucerne is good but the axe just has that added ability to slice

makes up for the lack of weight

[wheat leaf]

naw thats kinda brutal i havent even messed w the lucerne head

will have to try it next

[plain token]

im at 7 hits to the head rn

he's still fighting

[wheat leaf]

bro is fighting rocky rn

[shell bronze]

then you didn't hit hard enough

[plain token]

he glitched his sword in my stomach and killed me

[shell bronze]

lucerne is brutal

[shell bronze]

you don't get the easy-out that the axe provides so it's pretty much all in on blunt damage

[wheat leaf]

lemme run this stick rq

[timber pilot]

guys i might be stupid and illiterate
i just realized the whole reason why some mfs here had a meltdown earlier in the day wasn't because of the mass ping, but because a new demo build was cancelled

[wheat leaf]

yeah it smacks

[shell bronze]

it absolutely smacks lmao

brutal blunt damage

blood thru the helmet

[wheat leaf]

first game got a 2 hit knockout

[wintry wigeon]

how do you guys like to take clips?

[wheat leaf]

call me a freak but i use xbox overlay

records the last 30 seconds at the press of a button

[shell bronze]

steam

[plain token]

never figured out how to clip with steam

[wheat leaf]

lucerne is too easy gawd damn

[shell bronze]

have to set it up first

[shell bronze]

the triple lucerne club

we lucerne hammer elitists in this chat

[wheat leaf]

this one wasnt even intentional but it was good

[misty gazelle]

That was really clean.

How do you get the momentum going with the switchoverl ike that?

Are you switching early or half way into that swing?

[wheat leaf]

id say usually later into the swing for lower weight poles

[misty gazelle]

Hmm, okay

[wheat leaf]

yO-

that shit was smooth

[misty gazelle]

luv me axe

[shell bronze]

got him a little dizzy

[misty gazelle]

Tried the same technique with the sword, bit sluggish tho

I just wanna get that with a full on decap.

[royal thistle]

Gets the job done you dont need to

[misty gazelle]

a man can wish

[royal thistle]

You already won homi let willie at least have his head

[wheat leaf]

you mean to tell me the loser gets head?

[misty gazelle]

I can do it the brutal way on a plancon at least.

[royal thistle]

Clean swipe tho

[royal thistle]

That was niice

[wintry wigeon]

whats that weapon called? i want to spawn it in with enhancer to make a loadout

[royal thistle]

Im so scared of half swors online because most of the time ill get into matches with people like this

[wintry wigeon]

nvm got it

[shell bronze]

polearm high tier

spawn until desired combination of head

what no shoulder armor does to a mf

[misty gazelle]

Yeahh

I spend more time rolling for my favorite weapon than I do play, lol

[shell bronze]

me when loadout selector ensures i only have to deal with this once

[shell bronze]

yoink

[drifting mauve]

Can you help me pls feedback bug report

[shell bronze]

properties
type -dx11 into launch options

try again

[drifting mauve]

Ok

Can I show you vid in DMs rq

[mental kelp]

a mimir

[wheat leaf]

dropped like a sack of lead, now its time to rest his weary head

[shell bronze]

rightful fate of every shield user

[drifting mauve]

Yo dms

[exotic plinth]

I've been fighting this guy for 5 minutes so I pulled this power move

very effective

[wheat leaf]

bluetooth willie

[drifting mauve]

Didn't work

[azure mirage]

send me a screenshot of the error in dms plesse

[misty gazelle]

@shell bronze

no shields allowed

[drifting mauve]

Ok

[azure mirage]

ive never seen anyone struggle agaisn't someone with a shield in my life

[wheat leaf]

step by step guide to handling enemies with a shield

[misty gazelle]

hahahaha

yes

exactly that

the power drill technique

[wheat leaf]

just as the manuscripts tought us

[plain token]

thats the drill-hau

can someone explain to me the difference between a voulge and a lochaber axe