halfsword-chat-⚔

[slim dock]

communicate

[fallen finch]

just to see where im at

[molten spear]

whats ur fav weapon

[slim dock]

PLACON

plancon

[fallen finch]

two handed mace

All day

behind the iron gauntlets and longsword

[slim dock]

knife gameplay is very satisfying tho

[molten spear]

real

[prisma saffron]

true

[fallen finch]

i can never figure out how tf to use the knife

[prisma saffron]

we need reverse grip though

reallybad

[molten spear]

Thats not the plancon billhook or pitchfork

[fallen finch]

Real

[humble iris]

its coming

[fallen finch]

th is a placon

[humble iris]

mordshlag and reverse grip are planned

and possibly will come in EA

(lets hope)

[fallen finch]

bro

whats a placon

[slim dock]

billhook is more proper

but I like plancon

[prisma saffron]

im a stupid pole, what is mordschlag?

[molten spear]

Its tge spear wit spikes

[fallen finch]

oh

[humble iris]

hold sword by the blade

[fallen finch]

f the placom

[humble iris]

and hit with the pommel

[molten spear]

Placom just too op

Large candle stick better

[fallen finch]

lowk

small candlestick slept on

[molten spear]

I want a eay to switch ehich side of candlestick ur using

[fallen finch]

its got power behind it

[molten spear]

bc the backside had pointy on it

[slim dock]

wait really

[molten spear]

Yeah

[slim dock]

I dont know what im talking abt then

[fallen finch]

ive been liking the stool recently

[prisma saffron]

def a new trailer

[slim dock]

mb 😭

[fallen finch]

for some reson

lmal

[molten spear]

Oh dam

kinda tuff

[humble iris]

what is this

[slim dock]

its the reaaaaaally long weapon with the hook at the end

[molten spear]

Oh thats the billhook

[humble iris]

ah

[slim dock]

ahhh

[prisma saffron]

steam db, if u click update history on half swords page youll see they uploaded a new video file that hasnt gone public yet

[slim dock]

yeah now doing research you are most correct

[humble iris]

this is peak

[slim dock]

thanks for the info I wouldnt have known otherwise :D

[molten spear]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[molten spear]

yw

[prisma saffron]

idk

patience is virtue

my dad is big into cybersecurity

NO YOUR GONA GET BANNED

[slim dock]

be the first to lose your liscense to halfsword

[prisma saffron]

free ticket to DMCA town

[fallen finch]

lmao

[humble iris]

free cease and desist letter

[fallen finch]

wth are yall talking abt

i just took a piss

[prisma saffron]

raindow

[humble iris]

color spectrum 🤤

[slim dock]

rainbow sword texture

[prisma saffron]

anyway thats all i could find onn steamdb page

[fallen finch]

the bridge to valhalla

[prisma saffron]

i asked AI to analyze it and they just said "its a new trailer and build" pretty much

[fallen finch]

idek how to acess the files

[prisma saffron]

analog horror

[humble iris]

this is unique

[fallen finch]

and find stuff

[humble iris]

and special

[fallen finch]

lol

[signal wedge]

Even if this is a joke do you really think its appropriate to be talking about this in the discord that the game takes place in not only full of all the developers but also in open view of the mods...

[molten spear]

half sword will release when gta6 releases

[fallen finch]

lmao

[prisma saffron]

ow

[signal wedge]

No, its not fine. Let's not talk about "having hackers find the video" and "getting the video esrly"

[fallen finch]

i mean

it IS in the game files

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[prisma saffron]

pibby glitch half sworod

just dont get yourself into trouble bro

idk how much you know about thtis sort of stuff but just dont poke around

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-indeed-agree-gif-10704775973441200096

[signal wedge]

He's already digging himself a grave

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-3370577139653259118

[humble iris]

wait a day ❌
do a search on something you have no idea about that will get you in trouble ✅

[slow anchor]

He's already dug into it

damn

literally copied silly there

[fallen finch]

if he gets in trouble

[prisma saffron]

wait hes the same guy from earlier who false alarmed one of the mods having corn as their picture

[humble iris]

yes

[fallen finch]

invite me to his public banning

[humble iris]

he is

[slow anchor]

what did I miss

[fallen finch]

he sillying

[prisma saffron]

he said one of the mods past pfp was porn

and it lowk just wasnt

https://tenor.com/view/quikjug-ishowspeed-gif-1496328861346971189

[signal wedge]

Yes and i would rather not relive that

[humble iris]

honestly

not to be rude

but what goes through his head 😭

[fallen finch]

Buckshot

[humble iris]

yes

[signal wedge]

unpure thoughts

Anyway lets get back on topic

[fallen finch]

alr bet

[mental kelp]

Half Sword Tomorrwo

[humble iris]

yeah!!! halfsword!!! yeah!!!

[slow anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-2-payday-bain-meme-vape-gif-5685082147530932150

[signal wedge]

HALFSWORD WOOLK

[fallen finch]

im finally level two

i can send clips

[signal wedge]

welcome to the big leagues

[orchid cradle]

when does the game become multiplayer again?

[soft osprey]

Im putting you back to level 1

[slim dock]

sweet

[humble iris]

HALFSWORD YEAH!!!!!

[humble iris]

put him to level 0

[signal wedge]

EA will be local splitscreen

[fallen finch]

what

[slow anchor]

never was

[soft osprey]

Much better

[humble iris]

still a PINKIE

talk to me when your red 🥱

[fallen finch]

i worked for this

[signal wedge]

you tell em

Technically sir moai works for you

He's a public servant

[slim dock]

working rn

[prisma saffron]

downing knights is easy

[vapid hull]

this guy is goated!

[ruby glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603432914159534100/1427086821321343176/6B970D1.MP4?ex=68ed95ac&is=68ec442c&hm=1d87e4ac3c84005c62bad40a62b9e3d1ab106635e79a9a2db232873ed6c64db4&

Repeated clangs get my nuts twangin

[fallen finch]

demonic ass hit

[wild radish]

using a mace because i dont wanna kill and their necks keep breaking for no reason

[slim dock]

give em a softer landing

they dont know what theyre doin

[wild radish]

knocked a guy out and he snapped his neck on the fence

[slim dock]

now thats just bad luck

[humble iris]

calamity

[slim dock]

I turn enemy receiving damage down for this very reason

[fallen finch]

i just be like this

[vapid hull]

I don't think that changes the rate in which necks break

If you really wanna go all pacifist mode, get a polearm and try to knock'm over

then force surrender

[fallen finch]

truck them with shield

[slim dock]

I dont know if it does, I just dont break necks

[humble iris]

buckler to the teeth

[fallen finch]

or just spin kick them like me

[slim dock]

I break faces

[wild radish]

bashing dudes with shields is so good in this they did that well

and then it treats an axe like a blunt weapon on bare skin

[slim dock]

I think my true favorite weapon is the lantern

[wild radish]

if dismembered limbs werent so heavy theyd be fun to use in carnage

severed headbutt

[slim dock]

if only they dealt damage

or a realistic portrayal of medieval combat

[fallen finch]

i wish beggar carnage was all unarmed

that sounds really fun

[ruby glade]

Medieval footwork drills be like

[slim dock]

moshpit

oooh

im level 2

[fallen finch]

rate my swordsmanship

now THATS Footwork

[slim dock]

I like the sidestep

does anyone else play fpv

[ruby glade]

Dabbed on

[velvet halo]

how do you guy

parry better

the auto parry is kinda bad

[humble iris]

its hard to explain really

if you want tips talk to clueless

[humble iris]

footwork is tuff

that guy is on some hollywood choreography level of parrying

[velvet halo]

@grand trail

[humble iris]

not that clueless

[velvet halo]

whuch

[humble iris]

the one with the arrow pointing to the left

[velvet halo]

@muted musk

can you ping him for mm

[humble iris]

😭

@shell bronze

this one

[velvet halo]

@← clueless

@@← clueless

@ivory hamlet

how do i parry better

[clever vault]

gng just type in @ clueless and then scroll down a little

[velvet halo]

pls hlep

@ivory hamlet

[humble iris]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[velvet halo]

can you help me

[humble iris]

im not really that good at parrying

[fallen finch]

The thrust motion

[clever vault]

you’re genuinely clueless gng

[humble iris]

i dont know what advice to give you except for controlling the center line and incorporating footwork

[velvet halo]

bro

what

how can i parry if the sword is away for me

from

[fallen finch]

use it as he hits

trust

[humble iris]

ok so if hes swinging at you from your left

move your sword to the left, keeping it vertical

move back a little to stop over-extending

boom

[ruby glade]

Wiggle your handguard in the path that you expect the swing to come from, of which you only get a feel of after getting murdered thousands of times by the same guy with a sword

[slim dock]

why use the axe when you can just throw it

[sand herald]

Nice throw

[humble iris]

damn

[clever vault]

omg you just got a complement from THE john halfsword

[ruby glade]

The softball pitch goes crazy

[slim dock]

its the only one ive actually landed

[elder phoenix]

Damn nice throw

Playin ts in first person makes it sm easier

[misty hill]

i hate dying to my legs randomly not working

[clever vault]

i hate when it does that

[velvet halo]

i hate this gmae

[clever vault]

it happend to me once after like 100 hours

and now it keeps happening

[slim dock]

me too

[velvet halo]

i get barley cut by the sycty

then i get cut in hal

half

[humble iris]

scythe hurts

[clever vault]

but the guy who has the scythe kinda sucks

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/trumpone-you-gif-12635713451721162026

[slim dock]

yeah if you can get past the scythe you could just go ham to his head

[velvet halo]

sorry sir

[misty hill]

i cant win ultimate challenge because whhenever im cooking the game randomly goes "fatal error"

[slim dock]

turn blood off

or did they fix that

[elder phoenix]

I love usin the candlesticks to disarm ppl

[shell bronze]

?

[slim dock]

candlesticks have traumatized me

[humble iris]

someone wanted me to ping you for him (he couldnt figure it out)

@velvet halo this guy

[slim dock]

beating me senseless everytime

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1426471000832479263/1490011.MP4?ex=68ed5265&is=68ec00e5&hm=6b99705997955f39e556feaed9a6f16b8d70376adb098595134b796580adbf4d&

[shell bronze]

for what

[velvet halo]

hey

[humble iris]

parrying tips

[velvet halo]

how do i pary better

[elder phoenix]

I love them sm

[velvet halo]

and be pro like you

@shell bronze

[humble iris]

2 handed candlestick best weapon in the game

[slim dock]

literally

[humble iris]

every other weapon

GARBAGE

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1426469457504632882/7E2CF71.MP4?ex=68ed50f5&is=68ebff75&hm=c9471c676b9ff21c6171e9c2c4af9d7b589685c838cfb1a0c4de162755ddcf01&

[slim dock]

and everyone I run into holds onto them for dear life

[misty hill]

how weird those always go for the legs

[shell bronze]

can you win fights without parrying reliably yet

[velvet halo]

yea

[slim dock]

to beat my poor behind back to the abyss

[shell bronze]

you want longsword vs longsword parrying?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1426481225782263829/78F4CC1.MP4?ex=68ed5bea&is=68ec0a6a&hm=a19dfe2a9e7590b0bd66c83c562de0b4f5179e46139f62e87b6da3a005b95824&

[elder phoenix]

Usin em as a batterin ram underrated

[velvet halo]

bro how

[slim dock]

I throw em personally

[velvet halo]

how many hours do you have

[humble iris]

use willies head to breach the doors

[slim dock]

they stick nicely into peoples legs

[humble iris]

we will escape

[velvet halo]

and how do i be more accurate

with my swings

@shell bronze

[shell bronze]

6

[velvet halo]

fucking lier

ieir

[shell bronze]

practice against the training dummy where you want to hit your opponent

[slim dock]

close the distance with your sword not yourself

[shell bronze]

with low(er) sensitivity to have better weapon control

[velvet halo]

what about the parrying

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1426797319705198716/2E77071.MP4?ex=68ed30cd&is=68ebdf4d&hm=ec6342fe833d3f650d0dd5068ca6b1c25cd2f2fb4832807df1c047aba1a4ed06&

[shell bronze]

you learn that after you have good enough weapon control

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1426798541711343717/77F1021.MP4?ex=68ed31f0&is=68ebe070&hm=dd998da486ac70b6917d07867dea7ea5625d11eabe8969b91ba03240b94ff469&

[velvet halo]

how do i send clips

[humble iris]

you need level 2

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1426463062118105172/4E96661.MP4?ex=68ed4b00&is=68ebf980&hm=10976900cf7a405dd5dea9d6c53cc51bd82ffe38efba1399e39523ba9cc3cc3f&

be active for a bit you get perms

[velvet halo]

what load out mod is thaytg

that

[shell bronze]

mine

[velvet halo]

can you send me

the file pls

@shell bronze

[shell bronze]

no i gatekeep it

[slim dock]

good

[shell bronze]

• it's a disadvantaged loadout

the sword is short and is only red because it looks cool

[velvet halo]

pls send it

pls

[shell bronze]

i use it for my brand image and to show that half sword is way too easy in its current state

[velvet halo]

should i train

in godluat

or 1v1

[shell bronze]

use a big sword if you want to get good

[velvet halo]

thing

[slim dock]

you guys are using loadouts?

[shell bronze]

train in free mode

[velvet halo]

wouldnt

a short sword be better becue it is harder

[shell bronze]

how else am i supposed to have a brand image to put on the half sword seven

[velvet halo]

to parry and use

[shell bronze]

you will hate yourself for using a short sword if youre not good enough at the game

[slim dock]

I honestly had no clue they were a thing

[velvet halo]

i need to train hard to be better

[shell bronze]

daily half sword seven plug

[velvet halo]

what about me

[humble iris]

you cant give yourself a good challenge when you dont have basics mastered !!

[slim dock]

wowie

[velvet halo]

where am u

[velvet halo]

fine

[shell bronze]

if you are known to be good at the game and have a good/active presence in the community you are immediately considered for the hs7

it's 50% community voted and 50% decided by me

anyone can enter as long as they have an iconic/custom loadout

[velvet halo]

ok i will train hard to get on the half sword seven

[slim dock]

mmm

[velvet halo]

BELIVE IT

[humble iris]

where can i even create a custom loadout

[velvet halo]

https://tenor.com/view/naruto-gif-19427546

[humble iris]

ive never figured out how tbf

[shell bronze]

ovrdth loadout selector

[humble iris]

ye but what about weapon customization and clothing

[shell bronze]

half sword enhancer/trainer to spawn and save stuff

enhancer pinned in #modders-guild-hall

[humble iris]

alright ty

[faint crater]

i think i'm at the point where i know how to parry and can do it consistently, i just now have to work on controlling what happens after

like how i manipulate the ai's blade, and how i riposte after the parry

[pearl ferry]

when you roll a nat 20

[shell bronze]

in terms of game fashion the best thing to do would be to use each parry as a wind up to attack

irl it definitely doesnt work too well that way but in here it's pretty goated

[brave basalt]

What’s the HS7

[faint crater]

like having the enemy's sword push up against yours so when yours releases it "springs" at the enemy?

[shell bronze]

my personal hall of fame of halfcord's top players

(elitism)

[shell bronze]

more so something like how i do it

[pearl ferry]

can i be in the cool kids elite club

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1426429909063962677/126E4B1.MP4?ex=68ed2c20&is=68ebdaa0&hm=6b34b68016fd41d0e18af0b6a02066be4aab3ddb6d5b4315eee515b8315ffae4&

[shell bronze]

are you an elite cool kid

[sand herald]

Sent his loadout flying

[shell bronze]

we have additional hs7 presence

[pearl ferry]

I'm ser whosit of whocares

[brave basalt]

Lemme in

[shell bronze]

goofy guy is currently hs7's weakest link

you guys can join autumn in fighting for his spot

[faint crater]

rating people honestly gives me the ick

[shell bronze]

fizzle is our second weakest but not by as much as goofy

[humble iris]

ill find my spot on hs7 one day

watch

[shell bronze]

powerscaling halfcord members

is a SPORT.

[faint crater]

sobbing

[shell bronze]

rating people gives me JOY and ACCOMPLISHMEMT.

[faint crater]

whatever gets you through the day ig

[shell bronze]

without objective merit-based achievements there will be no progress or distinction

i personally enjoy looking down on people ❤️

[faint crater]

😭😭😭

[humble iris]

clueless likes making fun of the inferior (who wouldnt)

[gloomy locust]

they should add blinding to the game

[shell bronze]

absolutely

[gloomy locust]

like you slash someone over the eyes n they cant see

or its blurry

[shell bronze]

first person mode shenanigans

[shell bronze]

shiii if i know i'm better i'm rubbing it in people's faces just cause

[prisma saffron]

what is hs7

[shell bronze]

halfcord's best players

[humble iris]

people just GOTTA know i am better at them....

[wraith stag]

I was wondering if anyone would be able to help me witha problem regarding game installation. I had it installed before and I deleted it and now when is click download demo on steam nothing happens.

[prisma saffron]

sounds tuff already

[sand herald]

No weapons needed

[shell bronze]

each player has a standout niche/specialization and is active in the community

[prisma saffron]

Will you guys be doing tournaments come EA?

[shell bronze]

not me personally but there's a tournament server called the AFC

theyre ready for multiplayer

[prisma saffron]

Can i get a invite?

[humble iris]

the first 4 people of hs7 are def not getting taken off

[brave basalt]

Same

[humble iris]

and john

hes wacky (good way)

[shell bronze]

jhs has one of the strongest niches

[brave basalt]

Can I get invited to the multiplayer server

[prisma saffron]

this is why i love half sword

theres high stakes for every move you make

[shell bronze]

dm @harsh imp for an invite
@brave basalt @prisma saffron

[pearl ferry]

is the "man at arms" niche a thing already I think it's probably the most fun class in the game

[harsh imp]

for sure

[shell bronze]

i already specialize in that

[pearl ferry]

you do the commoner duels

[pearl ferry]

I mean playing AS the men at arms

[shell bronze]

you're not fighting as one either

[harsh imp]

thanks for the plug clueless

[slim osprey]

will there be a demo for the next fest?

[pearl ferry]

i thought this tier was called man at arms

[shell bronze]

that's soldier

man at arms is the one below knight/t7

[pearl ferry]

well then i mean playing as soldier

[shell bronze]

we dont have a soldier niche

[pearl ferry]

soldier is top 1 best tier imo

[shell bronze]

it's veteran+ or commoner/militia

personally it's commoner vs the world for me

[prisma saffron]

ye

[pearl ferry]

the longswords are definitely different in soldier tier, u get the t2s and they are so much fun

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1426473051268059249/7655411.MP4?ex=68ed544e&is=68ec02ce&hm=86950cf25d06cb5176f3f70d4a54af7609a6c5a236dae495115739968c48f7eb&

[pearl ferry]

I really like doing soldier vs. the more armored guys

[slim osprey]

splendid

[pearl ferry]

it's a lot of fun

[celest river]

0 armor

too ez

[shell bronze]

super ez

[pearl ferry]

boink

[shell bronze]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

commoner vs the world

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1426445774748778536/27A3771.MP4?ex=68ed3ae6&is=68ebe966&hm=2ee44d52bc8ec2e5ac062b4de28b2cfcfe86ef00a802a7fb44ed49212217968d&

[celest river]

Personally I love beggar

[prisma saffron]

Is it me or hand to hand is kinda boring

Compared to the other classes

[shell bronze]

i mean

[humble iris]

it def needs a revamp

[shell bronze]

no weapons and janky swinging

unarmed is fun with tech like kicking and grappling

[prisma saffron]

I think environmental stuff would make it way more fun though

[shell bronze]

but by default it's not too entertaining

[prisma saffron]

Like gang beasts

[humble iris]

i have no idea how these guys be suplexing people

[celest river]

I’ve mastered the backhand

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263255402729181184/1426445117254013010/2EFE251.MP4?ex=68ed3a4a&is=68ebe8ca&hm=49716006ed8a7573a278cf0bd72ad9657faa6c89a9b5f3e6fd7df972625ab344&

precision

[slim osprey]

I don't think thats physically possible

[prisma saffron]

why are all your weapons made of jewels

[humble iris]

it has happened

countless times

[shell bronze]

i'm different

[humble iris]

lifting full plated knights 😭

[shell bronze]

m00 and the AFC guys know a lot about that stuff

[prisma saffron]

exanima moment

[celest river]

What’s the situation with mods in this game

[prisma saffron]

flinging knights with turning slightly

[slim osprey]

I dislike that everyone calls every single takedown a suplex

[prisma saffron]

Just trainers

[shell bronze]

there's enough to play around with

#modders-guild-hall

[wild radish]

theyre just loadout mods and trainer menus

[humble iris]

if long distance multiplayer ever happens and im against an AFC member

[slim osprey]

or use the term incorrectly

[humble iris]

im calling it wraps

im getting dropped on my head and straight to bed

[shell bronze]

on god

[slim osprey]

THIS is a suplex

[shell bronze]

i'm not too big on MP rn because i know i'll have to fight boring as hell

[slim osprey]

nothing else

[humble iris]

yeah someone did this before

[velvet halo]

what do you do for fun in this game now

[shell bronze]

he does insane stuff that defies physics

[humble iris]

parry god vs flailing

who wins

[shell bronze]

no parries

just quick flicks and taps

for mp i'm not parrying shyt

[celest river]

Legality in general

[humble iris]

true

very unreadable 😭

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1426763147557077102/156AC61.MP4?ex=68ed10fa&is=68ebbf7a&hm=4f04fb848be09f8acf004ec82340c634c00915c340148bc7105dfbf397108e88&

[celest river]

I’ve been using the weapon packs and the crazy damage multipliers

[sand herald]

It used to be messing around with experimental features of my own version of the mod, then it went back to doing crazy spins/high sens goofiness, now I'm mainly practicing finer control with weapons

[shell bronze]

this is how i'm fighting

[shell bronze]

perfectly sanctioned

we have a modder channel for a reason

[slim osprey]

I doubt this

[velvet halo]

ok john sama

[humble iris]

there was a clip im pretty sure

[humble iris]

this

[prisma saffron]

Im very curious what this new trailer is

Last one already cooked

[velvet halo]

huh

what last one

[prisma saffron]

Convergence one

[velvet halo]

which one is man at arms

[velvet halo]

send link

[prisma saffron]

https://youtu.be/vC4q26xiP4g?si=ZQxt87r3vh_y6EX2

[shell bronze]

tier 7

[prisma saffron]

full sword jokes in the comments:

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

[dull lily]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[velvet halo]

We did it.. we have Full Sword…

[shell bronze]

🥱

peak of humor

[velvet halo]

so fast

[velvet halo]

when i run and i not hurt sometimes i stop running ramdomly

why?

does that happen

wait

twmr is halfsword upadteing

[velvet halo]

really?

[velvet halo]

john is this ture

true

is half sword upadteing twmr

[sand herald]

holy shit

[velvet halo]

@sand herald

[sand herald]

no clue

i'm just a clip farmer

[velvet halo]

but you content creatir

LIER

YOUR KNOW

[sand herald]

🤷

don't know what else to tell you man

[velvet halo]

do you think it is

[shell bronze]

restart game

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1426449871795257426/7D82231.MP4?ex=68ed3eb7&is=68ebed37&hm=349d81a01e0703174a0c74308333ed7d83c9b20d771d3c5ed79ad11513d1c099&

[velvet halo]

thakns do you think half sword is updateing twmr

[prisma saffron]

next fest build technically a updat

We will see

Im as clueless as you

[velvet halo]

yay

[prisma saffron]

No pun intended

[velvet halo]

if it dosen t update twm your done

[prisma saffron]

frick

[shell bronze]

dont know

[prisma saffron]

definitely a trailer though

[shell bronze]

all known information is pinned

[velvet halo]

tasty

bro why am i still level 1

[signal wedge]

you have not chatted enough bro

[velvet halo]

ive been taling for weks

[velvet halo]

SHUT IT

[signal wedge]

weks

[shell bronze]

not often enough clearly

[velvet halo]

YOUT TO

[prisma saffron]

Took me a bit

Just make conversation

[prisma saffron]

Send a meme here and there

[signal wedge]

Gang what is wrong with you

Honestly

[shell bronze]

okay

why are we bringing this up

[velvet halo]

dont worry snoopy

i love you

[prisma saffron]

this is over

Im skep now

[velvet halo]

bro

[prisma saffron]

Maybe he saw it on pinterest and didnt know

[signal wedge]

Alright gang

[velvet halo]

it dosent matter that much

[signal wedge]

According to you I'm an idiot so

[lapis marsh]

what the fuck is going on

[velvet halo]

look up

[shell bronze]

1. the pfp itself inherently is not explicit i dont see the constant insistence on this
2. halfsword chat
3. stop beating a dead horse jesus

[lapis marsh]

thats literally fine

it pays the bills

[velvet halo]

he thinks snoopy is a porn dawer

[rain lintel]

bro is just speedrunnning timeouts at this point

[velvet halo]

yea

[lapis marsh]

this dude is crazy beefing

[shell bronze]

if you're gonna beef with spooky about his past pfp then at least go make a scene (and probably get dealt with) in #general-catfish-🐱🐟 so we can talk about half sword here in peace

[lapis marsh]

ban this guy honestly

[velvet halo]

can he get banned for this

[sand herald]

i think he just did

[lapis marsh]

idk

[velvet halo]

ya

yea

[lapis marsh]

OH HE DID

LMAO

[velvet halo]

rip

[lapis marsh]

GET REKT LOSERRRRR

[velvet halo]

buck sho

[shell bronze]

and he is out.

[sand herald]

lol anyways

[velvet halo]

@glossy flame

[rain lintel]

oh he seething

[velvet halo]

um hes still here

[lapis marsh]

YOU LOSE SIR. GOOD DAY

[signal wedge]

Can't wait to get 50 dms from him.

[velvet halo]

hes timed

[shell bronze]

no he's out

[lapis marsh]

block his ass

[prisma saffron]

hes spaning me

[shell bronze]

period

that's the deal with troublesome members guys

[velvet halo]

bro how

[shell bronze]

don't be like buckshot

[lapis marsh]

everyone block his silly ass

[humble iris]

whatd i miss

[lapis marsh]

aura farming holy shit

[shell bronze]

nothing of importance

[humble iris]

ah

[shell bronze]

the red katana goes hard for this purpose

[prisma saffron]

ghost of willshima

[prisma saffron]

out of sight out of mind right guys?

[sand herald]

i'm fiddling around with when to hold my lmb and when to release it for faster swings, what do you usually do? this is a sick clip

[humble iris]

you are right

[velvet halo]

pls give the file

[shell bronze]

the weapon's modded

[prisma saffron]

And we can all join hands and be happy

[shell bronze]

chrome made the katana custom for me

[sand herald]

ooo

[velvet halo]

@restive barn

[shell bronze]

it's pretty light that's why it swings fast

[velvet halo]

im here for you

pls make one

[lapis marsh]

you're gonna have to pay him a trillion dollars

gl bro

[shell bronze]

i have an actual ghost stance clip

[lapis marsh]

ghost of peepeepoopoo

[velvet halo]

whats the most fun teir

[prisma saffron]

whats the difference between john longsword and john halfsword

[lapis marsh]

2-3 from top

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1416983225187700796/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_21.mp4?ex=68ed1537&is=68ebc3b7&hm=b073c1879d8c1a535bb4196ac7b2017c63d368b8b2490a12aa7102c85d6f2738&

[prisma saffron]

they should both duel

[velvet halo]

uhh

uhhu

[shell bronze]

john longsword fights according to the textbook and is very realistic overall as a player

[velvet halo]

huhu

huh

[humble iris]

@shell bronze sorry for pestering you about this again (im still figuring out how to do this configuration with json and sav) but lets say I wanted to take a weapon configuration from one already made save and paste it onto another save, would I copy the values for the weapon config over? or is there another way of doing this

[shell bronze]

john halfsword is kind of just a demon

lawful good vs chaotic evil

[prisma saffron]

i see

[velvet halo]

that scared me

[shell bronze]

not my territory, a modder would know

[shell bronze]

i only know basic loadout saving

[velvet halo]

is john long sword and john half sword brothers

[shell bronze]

no

they're just masters of different disciplines

[prisma saffron]

did you just mince him

[humble iris]

its alright ill figure it out eventually

thank you though

[shell bronze]

yeah sorry

chrome might know

[velvet halo]

is that mods johnny boy

[sand herald]

very much so

[humble iris]

if it comes to it ill ask him for help

[prisma saffron]

i like the ambience in this video

[shell bronze]

canonically accurate ghost stance

[prisma saffron]

block him, homie

[signal wedge]

yeesh

[lapis marsh]

lmao hes raging

[velvet halo]

didnt even do anything

[lapis marsh]

block his goofy aah ass

[velvet halo]

wait

i can send clips now

IM FREE

[lapis marsh]

HES FREE

[prisma saffron]

Before i reblocked him he was still talking about stealing the unreleased file

[signal wedge]

that was the dumbest situation I've ever been apart of in my life holy shit

[sand herald]

lmao

[shell bronze]

congratulations you are halfway to graduating from pink university

[lapis marsh]

bro thinks hes exposing

[prisma saffron]

might just be a kid ngl

[humble iris]

he dmed you too?

he dmed me too and sent me uh

[prisma saffron]

He finds “g00n” jokes funny

[humble iris]

questionable things

[shell bronze]

and this continues to prove my point about banning all children from halfcord

[velvet halo]

bro

[shell bronze]

❤️❤️

[velvet halo]

huh

i cant send

stuffy

[shell bronze]

make server 18+ and we are gonna be so lit

[prisma saffron]

what if im 15

[signal wedge]

Whatever he sent you send it to me as further evidence in the case that there needs to be more reasons for his ban to be final

[shell bronze]

guaranteed improvement in server quality

[humble iris]

alright

[lapis marsh]

hell yes gang

[signal wedge]

If you wouldn't mind of course

Ill just use it as evidence

[shell bronze]

do send spooky all evidence of this person DMing you

[velvet halo]

bROOOO

[shell bronze]

screenshots and whatnot

[velvet halo]

what do you use to send clips

[shell bronze]

i dont entertain troublesome members like that

[shell bronze]

i'm telling you bro

[velvet halo]

is obs bad for clips

[lapis marsh]

we live in a society

[shell bronze]

requirements for halfcord: developed frontal lobe

like holy shyt

[prisma saffron]

I did hear him out a little

[velvet halo]

tho

[prisma saffron]

Im nice until your not nice back

[signal wedge]

Yeah you called me a moron

[sand herald]

I use mainly use Shotcut to get the good parts of raw footage

[neat crow]

Samee. I wonder if it'll have new music

[shell bronze]

are you joking or

[humble iris]

i dont mind

just give me a second

[neat crow]

And how long it'll be

[velvet halo]

not jokeing

[sand herald]

wtf

[lapis marsh]

if the rumors are true thats honestly based

[humble iris]

😬

[lapis marsh]

wait fr

[velvet halo]

yea

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rahhhhhh-gif-27404668

[velvet halo]

is that bad

[lapis marsh]

YES

VERY

[mental kelp]

Ok then you ave to go

[velvet halo]

whats short cut

[lapis marsh]

DISCORD IS 13+

[neat crow]

Bro has to be trolling

[prisma saffron]

Sorry i suppose

[velvet halo]

jk

[signal wedge]

dawg 😭

[velvet halo]

jk

[lapis marsh]

dude i swear to god

[velvet halo]

wait the brothers

[prisma saffron]

Im quick to judge and he reverse searched it

[lapis marsh]

you cant joke about that

[velvet halo]

@mental kelp @sand herald

[prisma saffron]

It was questionable

[neat crow]

No 9 y/o talks like this

[sand herald]

Shotcut is a video editing software

[velvet halo]

oh

[signal wedge]

Yeah I found that image on Google gang

[shell bronze]

nope
no takesie backsies

[prisma saffron]

Use nvidia then shrink it with clipchamp

[shell bronze]

you're out

[signal wedge]

I wanted a Halloween themed pfp

[shell bronze]

see you in 4 years choom

[prisma saffron]

I understand

[lapis marsh]

fair enough

[signal wedge]

That was like the best one I could find

I just wanted a pumpkin guy

[shell bronze]

i'm going to be frank here about the pfp

[prisma saffron]

He called the one you have now evil

[shell bronze]

it is not explicit nor is it a part of an explicit image

[mental kelp]

[shell bronze]

i genuinely do not see the problem besides to stir shit

[prisma saffron]

Hes just a odd fellow

[prisma saffron]

Lets be fryenk

[signal wedge]

Odd is one way to put it

[jaunty furnace]

[velvet halo]

whos that

[prisma saffron]

a kid

[jaunty furnace]

Frank

[prisma saffron]

Talks like one

[shell bronze]

remove all children from halfcord ❤️

[prisma saffron]

Im 90% sure they come from caesoh or XQC whos played it

[jaunty furnace]

Most likely

[prisma saffron]

and they all want just gore

[shell bronze]

rules to be in halfcord if i were owner

1. brain fully developed (children not allowed by default)
2. poor people not allowed
3. pink roles are second class members and will be discriminated against
4. skill determines social standing

[prisma saffron]

they domt care about other deep systems

[lapis marsh]

poor people not allowed??????

stray shot from clueless????

[prisma saffron]

last one is getting too immersed in medieval europe

[shell bronze]

POOR PEOPLE
ARE NOT ALLOWED.
THE GAME WILL COST 100 US DOLLARS.

SIGNED

ME

[lapis marsh]

hes got a point tho

mods implement this immediately

[shell bronze]

historical accuracy 🔥

[mental kelp]

So clueless is at bottom then 😹

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rahhhhhh-gif-27404668

[shell bronze]

and you with me too

[lapis marsh]

i guess im at the top then :)

[shell bronze]

said the weakest hs7 member

[mental kelp]

If its opposite day

[shell bronze]

meaning we're both at the top otherwise

🔥

[prisma saffron]

guys i want trailer

[jaunty furnace]

Not me I've been here since the 0.3 experimental demo

🙏

[velvet halo]

am i good

[prisma saffron]

Ive known since the itch demo then found the abyss demo without realizing they were the same game

then ever since i was hooked

[humble iris]

if your sallary does not reach above 150,000 dollar syou are instantly banned

[jaunty furnace]

Same bro genuinely one of my favourite games in the past 4 yrs

[sand herald]

Oh my

[velvet halo]

john look above

[neat crow]

Tomorrow

[prisma saffron]

tommorow is so long

i can almost taste it

[shell bronze]

on god

[velvet halo]

wait i thougt upadte was twmr

[neat crow]

Go to sleep and wake up and it wont be so long

[prisma saffron]

maybe

[jaunty furnace]

Sleep so U can skip time

[velvet halo]

look above am i good

[prisma saffron]

you cant sleep when tour excited for something tommorow

[neat crow]

Trailer + a new limited time version of the game

[west sparrow]

Does anyone know if theres a multiplayer mod or plans for multiplayer in the future

[jaunty furnace]

Yeah so real tho

[shell bronze]

the reliable benadryl:

[jaunty furnace]

I'm so stoked

[neat crow]

Local multiplayer

[velvet halo]

yea

i mean

really

SOME ONE TELL ME

AM I GOOD

oR BAD

[prisma saffron]

my parents are way too traditional and hate melatonin or any over the counter shit

[velvet halo]

LOOK

[prisma saffron]

They always have their “remedies”

[west sparrow]

so is that the mod or just "local multiplayer" if so how does one do that

[signal wedge]

I LIFT THE CURSE

[prisma saffron]

Its comin in early access

[humble iris]

never

[neat crow]

Local multiplayer is coming in the EA

[jaunty furnace]

Wait how do you level up in this server again like I'm fairly active but is there anything I specifically gotta do ?

[prisma saffron]

is that pelinal white stake

[humble iris]

oh

wait

[jaunty furnace]

🤔

[neat crow]

As for online multiplayer, that's up in the air.

[humble iris]

no i liked my old name

put it back or it gets put back

[signal wedge]

😭

[shell bronze]

warm milk

[humble iris]

its better than green goober

i had this since like

[shell bronze]

put glass of milk in microwave for 30 seconds

[humble iris]

1-2 years ago

yeah!!!

glory to fart farty mc farterton

[prisma saffron]

i will do this

[shell bronze]

just gotta keep the messages moving

[jaunty furnace]

Alr cool

😎

[prisma saffron]

guys how do i get my friends to like half sword

[shell bronze]

talk until level 2, then spam clips like me to level up to 3

[prisma saffron]

they call it too gimmicky

[shell bronze]

sit them down and make them play

if they dont like it they don't like it

[prisma saffron]

And ill have no one to play MP with :(

[shell bronze]

find new friends

[jaunty furnace]

Legendary strat

[humble iris]

threaten them with pitchforks

only answer

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1424675794147610674/1648B01.MP4?ex=68ed61fa&is=68ec107a&hm=5225c44445167d101b740295df0867349228f8422f91bee245ede91c756c6939&

[prisma saffron]

they also call me autistic for liking medieval things too much

[jaunty furnace]

I'm acc scheduling a meetup in the hopes to play splitscreen

[humble iris]

they dont understand how sick medieval things are

[prisma saffron]

ik

[humble iris]

they are feeble minded

[prisma saffron]

i just want to be a armor clad fella on a horse breaking into lines

[blissful yarrow]

Make them play Examina’s Carrier mode for a few dozen hours. (Speaking from experience)

[jaunty furnace]

Me too mate 😅

[prisma saffron]

Personally i find the career mode way more fun than the dungeons

[coarse jay]

is there multiplayer for this game?

[jaunty furnace]

Yeah defo

[shell bronze]

no

[coarse jay]

bruh how

[prisma saffron]

also is it me or exanima runs bad

3070 ti

[blissful yarrow]

Don’t get me wrong, it is much better, and still pretty fun. But it’s still eh.

[jaunty furnace]

Not personaly for me but I don't play a whole lot

But I got a good pc

[prisma saffron]

ive been playing it because im waiting for half sword

[blissful yarrow]

Same.

[jaunty furnace]

4060ti for reference

So most games run smooth

[coarse jay]

when is this game going to have multiplayer?

[jaunty furnace]

After full release maybe

[coarse jay]

when is full release?

[jaunty furnace]

Idk a while But split screen is already in

Game

[prisma saffron]

2026-27

[coarse jay]

Please don't tell me a year bro

what

why

[velvet halo]

STUPid POLE AXE

SO LONG

[prisma saffron]

Early access is coming

[velvet halo]

I CANT DO ANYTHHING

[prisma saffron]

This year

[coarse jay]

who plays split screen

[prisma saffron]

Its still fun

[jaunty furnace]

I mean u can still do steam remote play

[prisma saffron]

That too

[coarse jay]

devs need to drop the full game and add multiplayer ranked

I love this game

better than most games out nowadays

[prisma saffron]

That would be peak

[coarse jay]

what do i look like playing chivalry

[prisma saffron]

PVP should be crowd funded

[jaunty furnace]

Yeah they said they would be happy to but to refine the physics first

[jaunty furnace]

Facts

[coarse jay]

yeah just slightly when it tweaks out but everything is perfect already

[shell bronze]

ue5 physics based online mp is a nightmare in the making

[prisma saffron]

genuinely one of the only games ive been excited for in a while

Other than silksong but thats out now

[jaunty furnace]

Literally or the rest just seem so far away

[velvet halo]

how do you swing it so fast

[mental kelp]

Mouse

[shell bronze]

flick mouse

[mental kelp]

I am distraught that mcwonderbeast has said that ea is not different enough to have very much relearning between now and then. How different ave they actually made it 😾

[coarse jay]

finnese

[shell bronze]

the one thing i'm excited for is improved 1h handling

willie actually stances up properly

[prisma saffron]

huh

What he say exactly

[shell bronze]

instead of using his fuckin left hand as a shield

[coarse jay]

we need to get this multiplayer shit started asap

[shell bronze]

never happening, sorry

[coarse jay]

don't say that

[prisma saffron]

i wonder if theyll mention it tommorow in some Q&A

At next fest

[mental kelp]

It can mean a lot but

[prisma saffron]

i hope it doesnt mean auto parry is exactly the same

But you know, were the players and we can keep sending feedback so i guess its all good

[velvet halo]

who mc wonder beast

is he a de

dev

[shell bronze]

admin

[velvet halo]

is he a tester

how does he know

[prisma saffron]

Community manager

[mental kelp]

I am preparing the feedback as mcwonder told me to do but I havent gotten to my computer yet

he says good feedback is sent right to frank

[shell bronze]

he's better than us

[mental kelp]

it is going to be a tome

[velvet halo]

does the update drop early twmr

or late

[coarse jay]

bout to go there myself and ask

[humble iris]

but is he better than us in halfsword

[shell bronze]

the more questions get asked the less likely early access is coming out btw

[prisma saffron]

Steam next fest starts at 1pm est

[shell bronze]

we dont know how he plays so

[humble iris]

ill take that as a no

meaning he is INFERIOR!!!

[prisma saffron]

I know hes big into unarmed combat

[coarse jay]

we'll only find out with multiplayer

[velvet halo]

dang

[shell bronze]

i would ping mcwonder and have him defend his honor but i dont ping anyone above mods for fun purposes

[prisma saffron]

luckily theres no school tommorow

so i can watch it immediately

[velvet halo]

and the update

BETTER BE A UPDATE

[amber vessel]

Guys we should collectively bludgeon ALL of the mods and stage a coup

[velvet halo]

or @frank im coming for you

[prisma saffron]

How bout i tell u or something if

[mental kelp]

No update

[prisma saffron]

When it does

[velvet halo]

really?

[shell bronze]

you are correct! help me get rid of the other mods and mcwonder so i can take over

[mental kelp]

Only showcase

[velvet halo]

how do you know