I can see you wish to attempt to replace me :3
#halfsword-chat-⚔
hoary thunder
vital perch
I can see you wish to attempt to replace me :3
hah , i think it's the other way
restive garnet
Autumn vs autumn
vital perch
Autumn vs autumn
my A is bigger therefore i win
hoary thunder
I challenge you to a duel may the best Autumn win
restive garnet
vital perch
I challenge you to a duel may the best Autumn win
bet
hoary thunder
Longswords no armor to the death
restive garnet
Pvp soon tm
vital perch
I challenge you to a duel may the best Autumn win
vital perch
Longswords no armor to the death
nope i'm using my gold mace
hoary thunder
Pvp soon tm
PvP would be silly af
vital perch
stark bone
lol thanks
restive garnet
PvP would be silly af
Yeah! Local pvp coop, gulp
You will have to add a friend to steam and remote play
vital perch
Yeah! Local pvp coop, gulp
@hoary thunder give me your address so we can 1v1 on your pc
or we can use zerotier
restive garnet
<@521057773186711555> give me your address so we can 1v1 on your pc
Fibberbigebet 12, Doltstreet
stark bone
i wonder if the EA version would be more stable
my rtx 2060/r5 3600 struggles when there are more than 1 people
restive garnet
i wonder if the EA version would be more stable
stark bone
and i optimized it with the enhancer
cunning aspen
Where is your helmet good sire
vital perch
Fibberbigebet 12, Doltstreet
same vibe
restive garnet
Lol
vital perch
Where is your helmet good sire
how else will you see my handsome willie face
cunning aspen
how else will you see my handsome willie face
I only see shiny bald
vital perch
I only see shiny bald
plush talon
how do you play that
young saffron
how do you play that
you need half sword enhancer
naive holly
how do you play that
Use the enhancer mod to get yo ass up there
young saffron
naive holly
Yeah willie knows
plush talon
thx
sleek gull
my rtx 2060/r5 3600 struggles when there are more than 1 people
I don't know man. That card came out in Jan of 2019. We are moving onto 2026 and the game is still in development at this moment.
That is almost 7 years, which is the same as a console life cycle. If you compare the two, that is asking a brand new game made for the next console to run just as good on the old console. It happens in some cases, but not most.
I think it might be time to consider a GPU upgrade if you want to play the latest games using modern game engines (UE5)
stark bone
I don't know man. That card came out in Jan of 2019. We are moving onto 2026 and...
oh of course
naive holly
I don't know man. That card came out in Jan of 2019. We are moving onto 2026 and...
My 1060 6gb going strong
Pc screams but
faint crater
I don't know man. That card came out in Jan of 2019. We are moving onto 2026 and...
the sad truth
naive holly
1v1s we get 60 frames at least unless I go jack the ripper mode
sleek gull
1v1s we get 60 frames at least unless I go jack the ripper mode
On which graphics setting? Epic? Or lower?
naive holly
On which graphics setting? Epic? Or lower?
High, with reflections set to medium via enhancer
stark bone
but like all my settings are low except the increased resolution scale which was possible with the enhancer
sleek gull
High, with reflections set to medium via enhancer
Makes sense
stark bone
i think its a blood problem
faint crater
you would want to decrease the resolution scale to improve performance
naive holly
Makes sense
Discord gonna compress tf out of this but
sleek gull
i think its a blood problem
It is a large contributor to the performance no doubt
barren vine
my friend fizzlepop i've got another query
naive holly
On my end looks smooth lol
sleek gull
Discord gonna compress tf out of this but
Looks pretty good to me
stark bone
Discord gonna compress tf out of this but
yeah my game is pretty stable in 1v1's too
cunning aspen
Kickstart fighter launch
Throttle set to full
barren vine
not the first time but the 2nd
stark bone
once you add more people it starts to fuck up
odd turtle
hello
naive holly
Looks pretty good to me
idk what discord mobiles problem is. This is the same clip uploaded from my browser on my pphone
sleek gull
Don't two hand knives. It moves super weird. But realistic, two handing a grip made for one hand is awkward.
stark bone
in carnage and spoilance i get 40-45 fps while the small buhurt/brave stand are literally unplayable
sleek gull
When you one handed it, it cut just fine.
barren vine
thats fair
naive holly
in carnage and spoilance i get 40-45 fps while the small buhurt/brave stand are ...
Armor physics go brrr on cpu
spark orbit
вы лошки
vital perch
why the blood bypass the floor and doesnt stays there?
so the game doesn't crash so easily
naive holly
why the blood bypass the floor and doesnt stays there?
Do you have an example?
It usually pools
dreamy bridge
so the game doesn't crash so easily
but can i change it?
spark orbit
боже
vital perch
but can i change it?
you can disable blood
spark orbit
поляки
naive holly
but can i change it?
The particles themselves dissappear, but they change into the pooling/splatter texture
dreamy bridge
Do you have an example?
no but basically when i cut somenoe the blood doesnt stay in the floor, it just pass it and dissappears
vital perch
тогда уходи
naive holly
no but basically when i cut somenoe the blood doesnt stay in the floor, it just ...
Thats weird
dreamy bridge
The particles themselves dissappear, but they change into the pooling/splatter t...
how can i do that?
spark orbit
боже даже русский не знает
naive holly
how can i do that?
Thats default how it should be
spark orbit
пеш0пащзповазощпрвт через переводчик
vital perch
пеш0пащзповазощпрвт через переводчик
одна секунда
spark orbit
уровень долбаеба
dreamy bridge
Thats default how it should be
but how can i do the particles stay on the floor when they fall?
vital perch
spark orbit
у меня альфа брава мед кид росгвардия макс месенджер
naive holly
but how can i do the particles stay on the floor when they fall?
I dont know, im confused why theyre falling for you
dreamy bridge
yeah me too, also i didnt find anything in the forums
vital perch
i'm so glad i can read cyrillic
wary creek
When are we getting multiplayer for this game?
dreamy bridge
its just strange that the blood bypasses the floor
vital perch
When are we getting multiplayer for this game?
splitscreen this year
wary creek
Okay so no mp?
signal wedge
одна секунда
Would it be safe to assume you were letting them know to direct themselves to the specific channel of their language?
vital perch
Would it be safe to assume you were letting them know to direct themselves to th...
i guided them to the russian channel
signal wedge
i guided them to the russian channel
Awesome thank you
vital perch
vital perch
Awesome thank you
yw mate
shell bronze
how thoughtful
quiet ferry
trail pivot
shell bronze
quiet ferry
Willie lives matter
faint crater
the happy face pin of disgust and disdain
quiet ferry
Murder is bad!!!!!!!
shell bronze
murder is free and fun
how it feels to kill people
brutally murder people with hatchets and whatnot
trail pivot
shell bronze
quiet ferry
Steem shoud remove half sword from their catalog thing and ban half sword games from using their websjtr!!!!!
shell bronze
sand herald
quiet ferry
What’s wrong with yur sword man
naive holly
about the issue
You can dm or post in #game-footage-🎮🎥
quiet ferry
Jonh longsord
dreamy bridge
You can dm or post in <#1047194231875321856>
i posted one
naive holly
Clueless and I are tight n banter
dreamy bridge
i have another that you can see the blood under the floor
naive holly
Hes a mod now 😂
sand herald
dreamy bridge
Its because youre playing on low
i tried on high and it doesnt work
naive holly
Thats def weird then idk
shell bronze
No fucking way they gave this mf perms
tf you gonna do about it big boy
naive holly
tf you gonna do about it big boy
Put in my app
shell bronze
you're the first on my ban list
naive holly
Like I meant to last week
shell bronze
this foo thinks he will remain in the server for more than 23 hours and 52 minutes after this 😂
naive holly
you're the first on my ban list
quiet ferry
Hey you two should kiss
naive holly
Hey you two should kiss
We have
shell bronze
what a strange thought process
naive holly
Ope
quiet ferry
Am I getting banned for this one
naive holly
What kind of man doesnt kiss the homies
shell bronze
quiet ferry
naive holly
Now ive got a meme for clueless and moai
ancient wagon
how to beat the baron challenge plz
quiet ferry
how to beat the baron challenge plz
It’s sorta dependent on luck
Turn off blood if you wanna actually try fighting the baron
ancient wagon
Turn off blood if you wanna actually try fighting the baron
Yeah but if I wanna keep it ?
quiet ferry
You’re gonna crash and lose a good run
ancient wagon
It's really random and so difficult
leaden yarrow
games coming out sometime in december right?
quiet ferry
If you’re like
shell bronze
could be earlier
young saffron
@vital perch are you alive?
quiet ferry
Beating the baron itself isn’t too bad
shell bronze
<@784719330578923520> are you alive?
the secret service got bro
quiet ferry
It’s just a time consuming slog
young saffron
the secret service got bro
dude you should have heard autumns willie asmr earlier
it was so beautiful🥹
shell bronze
hell no
vital perch
the secret service got bro
typing from hell rn
young saffron
typing from hell rn
RIP
vital perch
they found the half sword irl clips of me macing people
shell bronze
is lucifer being nice to you
vital perch
is lucifer being nice to you
i gotta carry some rock up a mountain
dark folio
Beating the baron itself isn’t too bad
Yeah he's quite easy
vital perch
asked him to take a pic
young saffron
i gotta carry some rock up a mountain
one must imagine Autumn happy
dark folio
i gotta carry some rock up a mountain
Is the rocks cool
vital perch
Is the rocks cool
it's warm
quiet ferry
You’re gonna waste so so much time hitting him over and over and over and over and over and you get so bored because you’re just hitting him over and over trying to get a lucky stab in with half swording
shell bronze
Don’t use a sword
the moment you find billhook/voulge/poleaxe you dont look back
soft osprey
the moment you find billhook/voulge/poleaxe you dont look back
What if Willie gets behind you
dark folio
the moment you find billhook/voulge/poleaxe you dont look back
Yeah
quiet ferry
You’re gonna waste so so much time hitting him over and over and over and over a...
No way in hell you’re dying against his slow ass unless you are completely unarmored
young saffron
rattle him bois!
quiet ferry
No way in hell you’re dying against his slow ass unless you are completely unarm...
Swording him takes like 20 minutes minimum
faint crater
me when I use the monk pole
vital perch
chat do i change back to medium graphics / high res or keep high graphics / medium res
quiet ferry
What’s with the mace
brittle bridge
I somehow duplicated his face
dark folio
My game barely runs while recording
quiet ferry
Medal tv ✨
quiet ferry
⁉️
vital perch
brittle bridge
he had no chance
vital perch
young saffron
he had no chance
that dodge he did was kinda clean tho
brittle bridge
first one?
young saffron
yeah
young saffron
im talking about the second
both stood no chance to be fair
vital perch
brittle bridge
both stood no chance to be fair
yeah lol
vital perch
dreamy bridge
someone know why my blood doesnt stay in the floor?
brittle bridge
someone know why my blood doesnt stay in the floor?
like its dissapearing?
vital perch
someone know why my blood doesnt stay in the floor?
it's an anti-crash system to not make the game crash by blood overflow
dreamy bridge
like when the particles fall they dont leave nothing
dreamy bridge
it's an anti-crash system to not make the game crash by blood overflow
can i change that?
vital perch
no
sleek gull
like its dissapearing?
Mike the Mopper cleans it up between matches. He misses spots, but he tries his best
dreamy bridge
so basically if i dont get a better pc this will happening?
brittle bridge
Mike the Mopper cleans it up between matches. He misses spots, but he tries his ...
no i was wondering if all his blood was not there, i know he cleans it the best he can
vital perch
so basically if i dont get a better pc this will happening?
it's the game's fault , it's to prevent crashing
sleek gull
no i was wondering if all his blood was not there, i know he cleans it the best ...
Ack. I meant to respond to the post above that lol
dreamy bridge
it's the game's fault , it's to prevent crashing
but it must be something to do no?
dreamy bridge
it's the game's fault , it's to prevent crashing
i see people that dont have that issue
vital perch
but it must be something to do no?
ffs , the blood dissapears to prevent the game crashing
if there is too much there is a fatal error
vital perch
i see people that dont have that issue
play ultimate challenge with max blood and you'll see what i mean
dreamy bridge
play ultimate challenge with max blood and you'll see what i mean
doesnt happen anything because my willies blood bypass the bloor
floor
sand herald
sleek gull
Lovely series of movements.
sand herald
Lovely series of movements.
🙏
vital perch
Lovely series of movements.
a story in 4 images
sand herald
Clueless's clips inspired me to practice parrying more
It's very satisfying when I get a nice one
sleek gull
Hell yeah, and nice indeed = )
vital perch
young saffron
monk willie vs bacon
young saffron
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/811050426622541824/1418951926195818527/co...
it's been 10 hours, you can leave now
brittle bridge
i cant wait to use the flail
young saffron
i cant wait to use the flail
same
covert flare
i cant wait to use the flail
its gonna be sick
brittle bridge
I hope for like the first few days it acts funkilly with phisics that could be funny
covert flare
i like weapons that require momentum
young saffron
I'm more excited for wasp nests. I want to throw one at willie
I think it will be funny
covert flare
I'm more excited for wasp nests. I want to throw one at willie
torches would be interesting too
imagine burning willie alive
with realistic burn damage
young saffron
yeah
covert flare
i just need a release date, I WANT TO GIVE THEM MONEY
young saffron
dungeons will be fun if they get added with procedural generated maps
covert flare
yeah would be 3rd person exanima
young saffron
because procedural generated maps are confirmed
brittle bridge
and you can find loot like exanima
covert flare
because procedural generated maps are confirmed
DAYUMMMM
young saffron
and you can find loot like exanima
that game made me trip over a lot of chairs
covert flare
because procedural generated maps are confirmed
in general tho? like, procedurally generated rooms, or forests?
young saffron
in general tho? like, procedurally generated rooms, or forests?
idk
brittle bridge
yeah but it was funny when it was the enemie that fell
young saffron
the pinned message can show what is expect in the full release
sleek gull
Random clip from a folder of 1003 clips.
sand herald
Almost started tagging along with me
covert flare
the pinned message can show what is expect in the full release
read it just now
oh my lord
this is the year of the indies it seems
young saffron
so much hype for this game
sleek gull
Almost started tagging along with me
Dang!! lol
sleek gull
this is the year of the indies it seems
Indie devs are on fire lately. I couldn't be happier about it
young saffron
they need to improve optimization tho
I think that's been confirmed too
covert flare
Indie devs are on fire lately. I couldn't be happier about it
fr
young saffron
more open enviroments with a big buhurt mode would be FIRE
crossbows are gonna be fun
covert flare
indie devs are doing work so good i forgot doom dark ages released this year
brittle bridge
i think ive never been that excited for a game
covert flare
i think ive never been that excited for a game
i have and am again, 2025-2026 are currently the best years for gaming as of recent
2026 is already going to be one of the biggest years for gaming history just for gta 6
sleek gull
i think ive never been that excited for a game
Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom announcements made me well up with excitement.
But this game...is going to make me straight up ball when I see the release trailer.
covert flare
Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom announcements made me well up with e...
i cannot handle this much excitement in my body
azure mirage
hi
brittle bridge
Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom announcements made me well up with e...
yeah i guess i was excited for totk
sleek gull
yeah i guess i was excited for totk
same but this is next level
naive holly
Every single booster in the chat rn
covert flare
fr
azure mirage
Every single booster in the chat rn
hell yea
brittle bridge
ahahh
naive holly
I would boost if the server wasnt maxed tf out on boosts
It would just be for the purple plate
Maybe thats worth it
So I can feel special
sleek gull
Since i'm approaching 800 hours and not having paid a single cent to play this game, it felt right to pay for nitro to support the server at least lol
naive holly
you can make fun of non boosters if you boost
Precisely
covert flare
Maybe thats worth it
naive holly
https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-star-wars-emperor-do-it-go-for-it-gif-17446081
@azure mirage @sleek gull
naive holly
Yes i did
azure mirage
wrlcome
young saffron
I'm so proud of him
covert flare
https://tenor.com/view/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids-steve-buscemi-30rock-fellow-kid...
welcome to the family
azure mirage
I'm so proud of him
when are you boosting
naive holly
I was thrilled to use the Steve buscemi meme
azure mirage
I was thrilled to use the Steve buscemi meme
LOL
young saffron
when are you boosting
some time soon
naive holly
Only reason I pinged lol
naive holly
One of us one of us
azure mirage
One of us one of us
since youre purple now do you want to be adopted by me
sleek gull
Its the, Eye of the booster!
young saffron
Mega can be my dad
No he can be my dad when I become a booster
sleek gull
Mega can be my dad
I might be the right age for it.
young saffron
or we could have shared custody
azure mirage
Mega can be my dad
its difficult
naive holly
13 y/o dad max
azure mirage
😭
covert flare
13 y/o dad max
so he is even younger than me
naive holly
Idk how hold mega is but hes not old das fosho
brittle bridge
dont talk about ages guys you can get banned easily
covert flare
dont talk about ages guys you can get banned easily
aye aye sir
azure mirage
dont talk about ages guys you can get banned easily
what
naive holly
dont talk about ages guys you can get banned easily
Clueless itching for a reason to get me
naive holly
Pretty sure theyre geekin
brittle bridge
since when tlaking about ages get you banned?
if you say im X years old and someone reports you, you just get autonatically banned
naive holly
No way
brittle bridge
under 13
covert flare
oh under 13
naive holly
Ahhh
young saffron
I'm 20,000 years old
naive holly
Im 25 im 25 im 25 im 25 im 25
azure mirage
thats tos breaking if anything
covert flare
yeah thats because its not allowed to use discord under 13
naive holly
Im 25 im 25
azure mirage
im 56
naive holly
Don't ban me
young saffron
I'm a grand wizard
azure mirage
I'm a grand wizard
oh really
covert flare
I'm a grand wizard
you are an evil fucking wizard
naive holly
Are you actually a mother of two because that would track
young saffron
you are an evil fucking wizard
what did I do?
naive holly
I was gonna say she hip as hell
young saffron
this is because I'm not a booster
azure mirage
just 1 techically
covert flare
what did I do?
its peak ball reference hold on you gotta hear this song
azure mirage
😭
covert flare
we should move to general fellas
covert flare
just 1 techically
pet?
azure mirage
yeah
young saffron
we should move to general fellas
true
naive holly
GUYS WE'RE SO OFF TOPIC RN THEYRE GOING TO GET US
run for your lives
SCATTER
Alright im done
I took my stimulants and now im just being over the top
naive holly
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
young saffron
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
come to general, quick!
signal wedge
covert flare
https://tenor.com/view/jcsoos-gif-21682697
faint crater
https://tenor.com/view/jin-roh-anime-badass-mg42-gif-9270058
jin roh is so peak
ancient dirge
lean nicheBOT
barren vine
i love crushing knight skulls dude icl
naive holly
Icl, iwl,
What ever happened to good Ole reliable "ngl"
dark folio
Continue
young saffron
https://tenor.com/view/john-marston-john-marston-badass-john-marston-rdr2-john-m...
is that Jin Sakai!?
wait no it's Sekiro
young saffron
execution by hanging
fair enough
I shouldn't have mixed Connor from Detroit become Human with Jin Sakai
small dove
my fork betrayed me
faint crater
"frfr ong twin"
naive holly
AT LEAST THAT SHITS NORMAL
faint crater
oh wait
naive holly
Oh I see your edit
Fr is fine.
Ong is newer and twin is, well, no opinion on twin.
At least i m o
sleek gull
Now y'all see what I mean about people calling groups of people, "Chat"
lol
shell bronze
too many pink-adjacent people in this chat
sleek gull
You are a mod....use your powers!
I can always go back to green...but that means one less boost...
faint crater
idk my color is closer to pink than their purple is
full delta
sway me kindness
young saffron
sway me kindness
on the forbearance?
dark folio
willie is so hot in this picture
Yes
vital perch
Does he stand a chance now, chat?
he'll walk it off
round stone
as a matter of fact, he did
young saffron
im gonna sit in the vc again for an unreasonable ammount of time <@9106253871161...
I was just about to ask if you were gonna do this
vital perch
I was just about to ask if you were gonna do this
want to hop on
young saffron
so goated
vital perch
ill be streaming a game
young saffron
want to hop on
vital perch
watch yourself lil bro
young saffron
watch yourself lil bro
you wouldn't...
vital perch
you wouldn't...
observe
young saffron
now scram punk!
vital perch
round stone
Big bro didnt expect another polearm
little verge
vital perch
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265940995032354918/1359615286906720508/2...
do you want to sit in the vc with me for an unreasonable amount of time
idle crane
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265940995032354918/1359615286906720508/2...
You didnt lie for once
little verge
do you want to sit in the vc with me for an unreasonable amount of time
No, you make me uncomfortable
little verge
You didnt lie for once <:steamhappy:1289351183714091029>
I never lie! I merely jest.
vital perch
No, you make me uncomfortable <:Ivanjak:1290487075484864573>
mate you literaly joined , played a willie's moan and left once
who's to be uncomfortable here
little verge
No one is gonna believe you...
little verge
That was some slip up my guy.
vital perch
no i genuinely didn't want to send this one
little verge
no i genuinely didn't want to send this one
Your good man you course corrected immediately. lol.
idle crane
Insane mistake 
dark folio
What did he send
little verge
What did he send
A meme from the wrong folder.
faint crater
i have too many offensive gifs favorited on my discord its lowkey bad. i havent mistakenly posted yet but its been close
dark folio
idle crane
vital perch
Your good man you course corrected immediately. lol.
😅 got a bit scared there ngl
little verge
😅 got a bit scared there ngl
I mean be scared, me and Mantic are now watching you extra close.
round stone
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1072037544809738300/1288676884078661665...
alo
little verge
vital perch
was it always here or did you make it like right now
little verge
was it always here or did you make it like right now
I think I made this sticker 6 months ago.
vital perch
I think I made this sticker 6 months ago.
i see
idle crane
I mean be scared, me and Mantic are now watching you extra close.
To be honest i didnt even notice until after it was deleted lol. Covid is mean
faint crater
oh are you sick too
i've got some horrible respiratory thing right now idk what it is
little verge
To be honest i didnt even notice until after it was deleted lol. Covid is mean <...
I'm finally getting over my cold.
little verge
i've got some horrible respiratory thing right now idk what it is
Rhinovirus.
faint crater
monkey pox
trail pivot
dark folio
Damn
amber vessel
quick question since ive been out of the loop, the 2025 roadmap says EA comes after steam next fest, do we have any timeline for how much after? im assuming dec-feb probably
little verge
Yes, McD's is apart of the origin of the name...sadly.
little verge
quick question since ive been out of the loop, the 2025 roadmap says EA comes af...
We have not specified a date beyond Q4 (Oct. - Dec.) 2025.
SNF is our next big milestone, stay tuned.
faint crater
mcdonalds has me by the balls. i havent eaten there in so long but like just thinking about it my mouth waters a little. so addicting
little verge
vital perch
Yes, McD's is apart of the origin of the name...sadly.
McWillie
little verge
You need to be level 2 for embed perms.
Just keep interacting, Spamming reduces XP.
vital perch
the half sword server is actually an experiment
vital perch
Just keep interacting, Spamming reduces XP.
im pretty sure it was written somewhere how it works
little verge
shell bronze
i am the ai sent to oversee the project
vital perch
i am the ai sent to oversee the project
so that's how you became a mod
shell bronze
yeah
shell bronze
i must be transparent in my intentions
little verge
shell bronze
as programmed by the overlords
faint crater
ai ewww
shell bronze
vital perch
she half swording my willie until i "let not thy hand be heavy upon me"
little verge
I have so many more.
vital perch
based
tough yew
little verge
vital perch
makes you better than those filthy level 2's
little verge
Lvl 3 unlocks all perms including VC.
tough yew
Old coat of arms for the targe..
faint crater
little verge
tough yew
abyss version had some interesting stuff that wasn’t carried over
vital perch
#stat-rank-check and type /rank
sleek gull
little verge
abyss version had some interesting stuff that wasn’t carried over
Yeah, Ivan got very picky, rightfully so.
tough yew
I think they were doing the coat of arms via a website
little verge
https://tenor.com/view/boat-racing-indonesian-boat-racing-indonesian-racing-boat...
Ah damn we need to Viggle AI willie onto that video.
vital perch
Ah damn we need to Viggle AI willie onto that video.
what are you waiting for then
sleek gull
Ah damn we need to Viggle AI willie onto that video.
OMG Yes!
sleek gull
sweet im in the hundreds
round stone
Knight boss btw
little verge
what are you waiting for then
I am still reading Reddit and Steam for the day. I may add it to my list of things to do.
tough yew
Targes were done normally I think but the pavise shields were done by that
little verge
vital perch
slowly getting there mate
sleek gull
4k messages
I be yappin lol
vital perch
the type of shit i'd be doing with a mace
tough yew
the targe bearer get his ass rocked
little verge
little verge
the targe bearer get his ass rocked
The HRE never can get respect.
vital perch
tough yew
They’re about to earn a whole lot once we see 500 hundred gothic willies out there
vital perch
not enough
lean nicheBOT
vital perch
epic fail
lapis marsh
FUCK
sleek gull
Hey no fair! It is your job! lol
round stone
Little bro surrendered, and got fucking desintegrated
idle crane
idle crane
Hey no fair! It is your job! lol
faint crater
i nap now
lapis marsh
heyyy not bad
vital perch
800x600 low settings , surely 15 fps 
vital perch
heyyy not bad
6.5k messages mate
lean nicheBOT
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
lapis marsh
bomb
lapis marsh
6.5k messages mate
ok and
i have this thing called a life
you should try it sometime
vital perch
you're better off taking screenshots and making them into a video then editing it so it looks like you're playing on 3+ fps
vital perch
little verge
You just got added to six different watchlists.
lapis marsh
https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-26178840
little verge
tough yew
Tell god to make horse combat a thing in half sword so we can recreate kino like this
lapis marsh
willie just dmed me
shell bronze
young saffron
willie just dmed me
I wish willie would DM me
hasty blade
little verge
Tell god to make horse combat a thing in half sword so we can recreate kino like...
What is with the dudes under the horses?
little verge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd1OXghjic0
hasty blade
?
tough yew
What is with the dudes under the horses?
Artist decided on it
lapis marsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd1OXghjic0
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER
little verge
Artist decided on it
Valid excuse.
hasty blade
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794/14255547391...
whi u staelk me statoos?
tough yew
I think it can interpreting the squire of both knights standing or in this case being stomped by their knight
little verge
whi u staelk me statoos?
shell bronze
hasty blade
https://tenor.com/view/i-think-it%27s-love-owen-riegling-love-the-sweater-song-s...
I think its crazyness!
and a touch of the schizo!
little verge
I think it can interpreting the squire of both knights standing or in this case ...
That is a great interpretation.
little verge
and a touch of the schizo!
tough yew
That is a great interpretation.
they’re loyal I can tell you that
hasty blade
<:PierrotApperance:1312862745951080448>
sfghtsfghgsdfhgsht
idle crane
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1358876229901615236/c...
Its like he is still with us 🥀
vital perch
shell bronze
little verge
they’re loyal I can tell you that
Maybe in HS 2 we can get squires to actually arm us.
-# Im gonna plant the seed in Franky and Ivans minds now.
dark folio
young saffron
hasty blade
Maybe in HS 2 we can get squires to actually arm us.
-# Im gonna plant the seed ...
i will fucking kill all willies if yall make hs2 😭
tough yew
Maybe in HS 2 we can get squires to actually arm us.
-# Im gonna plant the seed ...
Im supposed this isn’t considered
Surprised
hasty blade
butttt... theoretically. how much net profit for yall to make hs2?
vital perch
butttt... theoretically. how much net profit for yall to make hs2?
not enough
vital perch
hs actually becomes live service and gets battle pass
oh and skin cases
don't forget the cases
shell bronze
you also need to buy separate keys to open these cases
idle crane
Halfsword 1 aint even released yet and folks talkin bout halfsword 2. real ones know that halfsword 2 is gonna be called fullsword
dark folio
Cant wait for Halfsword 3
lapis marsh
hs actually becomes live service and gets battle pass
ea moment
tough yew
Being able to hire a squire to arm you up and watch you dueling people and check on you if your hurt or something would be pretty neat
idle crane
Cant wait for Halfsword 3
sword and a half
hasty blade
Cant wait for Halfsword 3
your execution is on monday :3
lapis marsh
Being able to hire a squire to arm you up and watch you dueling people and check...
truth nuke
shell bronze
Halfsword 1 aint even released yet and folks talkin bout halfsword 2. real ones ...
fullsword joke in the year of our lord
dark folio
your execution is on monday :3
What
vital perch
Halfsword 1 aint even released yet and folks talkin bout halfsword 2. real ones ...
should be called quartersword
idle crane
fullsword joke in the year of our lord
Sorry it has to be unleashed upon the server occasionally
brittle bridge
fullsword joke in the year of our lord
hey, im new here, it was funny
hasty blade
btw is mcwonderbeast typing a whole fucking essay?
he has been typing for 2 minutes
😭
idle crane
should be called quartersword
No thats the prequel where he is feeling quite hungry
vital perch
Sorry it has to be unleashed upon the server occasionally
done that a while ago
little verge
Im supposed this isn’t considered
Non-essential feature. That is allot of animation work for what in practice is a menu option.
Imagine having to sit through the sequence of Squires putting on and taking of your harness piece by piece. Cool in theory but in the current gameplay loop is it relevant?
shell bronze
shell bronze
Sorry it has to be unleashed upon the server occasionally
you release this poison into our home
why must you do this
tough yew
Non-essential feature. That is allot of animation work for what in practice is a...
La immersion being taken too far lol.
little verge
Cant wait for Halfsword 3
Nah real ones never release a third title. Keep the people wanting more.
shell bronze
Nah real ones never release a third title. Keep the people wanting more.
we should pull a half life
lapis marsh
Nah real ones never release a third title. Keep the people wanting more.
real ones never release a sequel
vital perch
Nah real ones never release a third title. Keep the people wanting more.
what about halfsword 2.5
little verge
La immersion being taken too far lol.
It would be impressive to see. Allot of work for limited payout potential.
covert flare
gents i found gold on racing games
shell bronze
gents i found gold on racing games
this is half sword chat sir
idle crane
Non-essential feature. That is allot of animation work for what in practice is a...
Could be cool if it was a one time thing for when you unlock a new harness but i also dont know how the game will play so that might be irrelevant and if it wasnt it would be like you said alot of work
little verge
real ones never release a sequel
I cannot think of a single one off game that is considered a GOAT.
brittle bridge
rn now shouldnt it be called one/tenth sword?
tough yew
It would be impressive to see. Allot of work for limited payout potential.
yeah i feel like its one of these miscellaneous features that you add as an extra freebie update for the game
lapis marsh
I cannot think of a single one off game that is considered a GOAT.
minecraft
vital perch
wait is zat not allowed?
already made that mistake once:
big @little verge is watching you
lapis marsh
terraria
hasty blade
already made that mistake once:
big <@210223228545662977> is watching you
oh i saw u post it so i thought it was alr
lol
mb
little verge
I missed that one.
lapis marsh
yeah i feel like its one of these miscellaneous features that you add as an extr...
squire dlc
tough yew
And honestly if I were to actually really want a “miscellaneous feature” that actually has more than just immersion being tied to its existence it’d be a scene maker where you can pose willlies and make posters with them or silly little stop motion animations.
hasty blade
we love mcwondergloon ❤️
dark folio
I missed that one.
Dont yall have a logging channel
little verge
minecraft
Fair. I would argue though that Minecraft is in a league of it's own. The game is still getting new features added. Perma-development games like Minecraft and Rust do not appear to have an end goal of development.
little verge
Dont yall have a logging channel
Yes, but I don't spend all my time in there.
hasty blade
Fair. I would argue though that Minecraft is in a league of it's own. The game i...
make hakfsword meincraft
sick sage
This is my own convo but i always find it annoying when trying to get Brave Straw when you're the last two tiers but you're mostly getting Small Buhurt ( I never enjoyed Small buhurt)
lapis marsh
Fair. I would argue though that Minecraft is in a league of it's own. The game i...
no mans sky also
deep shale
halfsword more like slabsword
dark folio
Yes, but I don't spend all my time in there.
Alright
little verge
make hakfsword meincraft
vital perch
you know the chat is fire when the first ever message is from @wheat harbor
lapis marsh
you know the chat is fire when the first ever message is from <@4741276487721943...
real
deep shale
legacy
quiet ferry
vital perch
how do i get mods
nexus
dark folio
Lunaistabby mentioned
lapis marsh
nexus mods
hasty blade
lapis marsh
google it
hasty blade
mcwondergloon types.
mcwondergloon sends message.
W mcwondergloon ❤️🩹
little verge
no mans sky also
Yes No man's Sky, Roblox, Star Citizen, and a few others I am drawing blanks on need their own category. They don't get a sequel but being in development over 10 years needs it's own classification.
lapis marsh
roblox is ass rn tho
little verge
how do i get mods
sleek gull
Terraria
dark folio
mcwondergloon types.
mcwondergloon sends message.
W mcwondergloon ❤️🩹
Couldnt believe my eyes when i saw this legendary message❤️🩹
wintry crag
Torrarea?
dark folio
~~roblox is ass rn tho~~
Yeah its filled with slop brainrot games
hasty blade
Couldnt believe my eyes when i saw this legendary message❤️🩹
W @dark folio ❤️🩹
wintry crag
Tartaria?
dark folio
Stake tarttare?
vital perch
~~roblox is ass rn tho~~
i spend more time on roblox studio than actual roblox
quiet ferry
https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-3370577139653259118
Robinswords?!!??!!?
lapis marsh
Stake tarttare?
Tortilla???
quiet ferry
~~roblox is ass rn tho~~
It’s all boring cookie cutter slop
dark folio
I wonder if willie would like pizza with anchovies
lapis marsh
It’s all boring cookie cutter slop
Nah some are good
quiet ferry
Like 5
lapis marsh
the Roblox devs are just greedy
hasty blade
https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-3370577139653259118
why does it look like cro is about to take the meanest shit 😭
quiet ferry
I miss the time when g##w a g####n wasn’t a thing
dark folio
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124550722692853770/1411881635598700674/d...
Willie seems to agree
quiet ferry
sleek gull
I miss the time when g##w a g####n wasn’t a thing
I have no idea what that is. But generally, if you need to censor it, it isn't fit for public discourse.
lapis marsh
LMAO
dark folio
I miss the time when g##w a g####n wasn’t a thing
The games so boring watching painy dry is funner
sleek gull
I assume there is something bad about it if you had to censor it.
quiet ferry
Mb
vital perch
@little verge btw was a music bot in the server considered?
lapis marsh
grow a garden just sucks I guess
vital perch
i want to listen to my 3 hour willie asmr
lapis marsh
<@210223228545662977> btw was a music bot in the server considered?
Plays medieval music 24 7
vital perch
Plays medieval music 24 7
that too
little verge
Willie seems to agree
lapis marsh
Medieval diss track
idle crane
<@210223228545662977> btw was a music bot in the server considered?
Just use spotify or youtube 
dark folio
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1045629304609964046/1357577549378748466/I...
Uh oh
little verge
<@210223228545662977> btw was a music bot in the server considered?
I don't think it has ever been suggested.
vital perch
I don't think it has ever been suggested.
well there you have it
a suggestion
i will have more reason to stay in the vc too
quiet ferry
Willgee
lapis marsh
i will have more reason to stay in the vc too
Good idea
little verge
a suggestion
Any bot worth looking into in particular?
vital perch
Any bot worth looking into in particular?
well , i'll see what other server use
little verge
i will have more reason to stay in the vc too
Oh nevermind we will not be adding it for sure in this case.
winged slate
im prob just saying this to the abyss of general chat but i just wanna say that this game is phenomenal. hands down, bar none, best and most rewarding swordsplay and spearplay i've experienced in a non-vr game. i hope it's multiplayer in the future, i really badly need a game like this for my friends 👍
sleek gull
<@210223228545662977> btw was a music bot in the server considered?
Be the bot you want to see.
Just pull up spotify, and share the application in the channel. and you and friends call all listen to your music
vital perch
Oh nevermind we will not be adding it for sure in this case.
NOOOO
i say we add a music bot and call it dj willie
lapis marsh
LMAO
vital perch
can make a profile picture for him too
lapis marsh
i say we add a music bot and call it dj willie
bard willie
vital perch
bard willie
bard willie even better
little verge
im prob just saying this to the abyss of general chat but i just wanna say that ...
Local Splitscreen is planned for Early Access. Networked play is being considered but is not a priority in development at this time.
#faq
sleek gull
WIllie the Mistrel
tough yew
Pierre le fou disco
lime crest
i beat the baron went in the abyss and died
vital perch
@little verge this is what i use for my server , see if you like it
lapis marsh
i beat the baron went in the abyss and died
Skill issue
little verge
<@210223228545662977> this is what i use for my server , see if you like it
Since you use it can you get the app ID?
shell bronze
me when i just open up yt music instead of having to rely on a discord bot
vital perch
Since you use it can you get the app ID?
916775039263715349
dark folio
i beat the baron went in the abyss and died
Apple pie issue
lapis marsh
me when i just open up yt music instead of having to rely on a discord bot
Discord bot can rickroll people tho
round stone
Still aint dead
shell bronze
916775039263715349
no mcwonder dont do it the server is gonna get hacked!
round stone
Mf thinks he has indomitable human spirit or sum
sleek gull
me when i just open up yt music instead of having to rely on a discord bot
Unironically, youtube is the best music hosting service.
lime crest
Skill issue
i know
vital perch
no mcwonder dont do it the server is gonna get hacked!
yes , i made a music bot specifically to hack half cord and announce half sword 2 😈
lapis marsh
Unironically, youtube is the best music hosting service.
Soundcloud
shell bronze
Unironically, youtube is the best music hosting service.
it's peak
premium also gets you no ads on yt
and you can also listen to niche stuff that is only available via yt videos
dark folio
Would you rather get 28 stab wounds or watch 7 hours of pure ads
dark folio
Would you rather get 28 stab wounds or watch 7 hours of pure ads
Mobile game ads to be precise
sleek gull
and you can also listen to niche stuff that is only available via yt videos
Exactly! Garage bands with no album will still upload their music to youtube. No where else can you find music with no real presence.
sleek gull
Soundcloud
did someone say soundcloud!?!?!
dark folio
did someone say soundcloud!?!?!
https://soundcloud.com/fizzlepop531
Ill make an account just to follow you
vital perch
so what do we think of this as the music bot's pfp
sleek gull
Ill make an account just to follow you
please don't lol! I haven't posted in years
tender quest
dark folio
please don't lol! I haven't posted in years
Alright then
lapis marsh
did someone say soundcloud!?!?!
https://soundcloud.com/fizzlepop531
Am I allowed to insult the music
sleek gull
But the 4 tracks I did upload to soundcloud are awesome if you like ChipTunes and 80's/90's video game music
young saffron
@vital perch why do you do this😭
sleek gull
Am I allowed to insult the music
Absolutely. What is an artist without critics
vital perch
<@784719330578923520> why do you do this😭
do what
lapis marsh
Absolutely. What is an artist without critics
That shit kinda ass lowkey
vital perch
my goals are beyond your understanding
young saffron
and also why do you burn down orphanages
sleek gull
That shit kinda ass lowkey
OMG HOW DARE YOU!!!! RAWWWWRRRR!
placid coyote
did they make swinging faster?
vital perch
and also why do you burn down orphanages
vital perch
did they make swinging faster?
doubt
sleek gull
That shit kinda ass lowkey
for real though, did you check out track 4?
shell bronze
did they make swinging faster?
we haven't had an update for a while so
placid coyote
you're correct
lapis marsh
for real though, did you check out track 4?
It was less ass honestly
red terrace
why i am getting critical damage from just a litle touch of wooden stick😭 people dont die from this shi
placid coyote
sleek gull
It was less ass honestly
i'll take it! lol
shell bronze
why i am getting critical damage from just a litle touch of wooden stick😭 peopl...
i wouldnt want to get whacked by a wooden stick at full force
but that's just me
vital perch
but that's just me
not to mention a sturdy one
red terrace
i wouldnt want to get whacked by a wooden stick at full force
i am saying about very close and dont very powerful contact, like when you get close to a guy with spear, you can takedown yourself just by standing under stick. He CANT reach much amplitude to hit you signifcantly
placid coyote
i wouldnt want to get whacked by a wooden stick at full force
it doesn't have to be a hit sometimes
red terrace
i am saying about very close and dont very powerful contact, like when you get c...
i ll try to record a clip maybe
placid coyote
it's like getting touched by a handle draining your energy
red terrace
it's like getting touched by a handle draining your energy
YES
shell bronze
it doesn't have to be a hit sometimes
oh you mean that
yeah i hate it
messes with my grappling against armored guys
vital perch
chat who do we kill
young saffron
chat who do we kill
you killed me last time, so kill moai instead
vital perch
you killed me last time, so kill moai instead
nope , i lost the run
lapis marsh
chat who do we kill
clueless
vital perch
so you're safe
young saffron
no wait acutally
there's no saving you
soft osprey
do you consent
110%
young saffron
you've already joined
young saffron
lapis marsh
is bro actually breaking into my house
young saffron
is bro actually breaking into my house
He killed me earlier
so I'm sure you'll be fine
but now Nothing Else Matters
lapis marsh
nah i'll be fine
young saffron
nah i'll be fine
ask him for willie asmr
it's beatiful
he'll just play it directly into your ear
vital perch
nah i'll be fine
we'll see
lapis marsh
what level does he need to get to to kill me
vital perch
what level does he need to get to to kill me
i gotta beat level 10
young saffron
what level does he need to get to to kill me
he has to have 5 million power in rise of kingdoms
vital perch
@young saffron want to watch
vital perch
what game is that?
CRUEL , costs ~7 bucks
young saffron
CRUEL , costs ~7 bucks
I'm gonna get it
young saffron
what level does he need to get to to kill me
this is him in your house rn looking for you
he wants to sacrifice you to willie
lapis marsh
hes teabagging wtf
dark folio
Kaboom
young saffron
CRUEL , costs ~7 bucks
stop violating them vro😭
lapis marsh
bro aint never gonna get me
naive holly
Lowkey looks fun
vital perch
bro aint never gonna get me
dw bro
lapis marsh
it do tho
vital perch
halfway :)
true parcel
will there ever be option of multiplayer? sorry if it was answered
young saffron
will there ever be option of multiplayer? sorry if it was answered
splitscreen is confirmed
naive holly
will there ever be option of multiplayer? sorry if it was answered
Split screen when the game comes out, online not planned currently but not off the table after the game is said and done
placid coyote
it happened at their recent in person event
true parcel
thx guys
young saffron
i got some crazy bodyguards
lapis marsh
pretty sure
eager blade
I stabbed him in he penis
lapis marsh
his ass aint never makin it to floor ten
young saffron
I stabbed him in he penis
he doesn't have one so it doesn't really matter
he's a fungus
lapis marsh
canonically an enunch
young saffron
you're a fungus
how did you know?
cold sail
Algún hispanohablante que sepa cositas del juego?
eager blade
he desires the fork
lapis marsh
his ass aint makin it to floor ten
vital perch
@lapis marsh since when did you hire fucking monkeys
cold sail
Will this game have online in a future??
lapis marsh
since 2 minutes ago'
cold sail
PvP
young saffron
his ass aint makin it to floor ten
his ass ain't making it to floor 1 million
also he's violating your bodyguards
cold sail
Does anyone know??
lapis marsh
Does anyone know??
splitscreen is confirmed online pvp is not
young saffron
Does anyone know??
splitscreen
lapis marsh
it will be very difficult
young saffron
@lapis marsh where did you find pigs with wings as bodyguards?
cold sail
Thnx you brothers
lapis marsh
<@711327247524429844> where did you find pigs with wings as bodyguards?
florida
cold sail
Let's hope for an online one for this goty
lapis marsh
all of my bodyguards come from florida
vital perch
all of my bodyguards come from florida
based
lapis marsh
nah bruh he at floor 8 hold on
vital perch
@shell bronze better hop on the stream to see you die
one sec setting up my phone so i can see dc and the game
lapis marsh
i thought i was being hunted
vital perch
you are
young saffron
nah bruh he at floor 8 hold on
shell bronze
<@998946686170832977> better hop on the stream to see you die
what
lapis marsh
autumn is huntin my ass rn
vital perch
hop on the vc bro
lapis marsh
ok i admit the giant spiders arent mine @vital perch
young saffron
autumn is huntin my ass rn
aren't those spiders from Australia?
lapis marsh
idk
vital perch
he imported them
lapis marsh
they just showed up at my house
young saffron
You said you only hired floridians...
lapis marsh
i swear idk what they doin here
young saffron
i swear idk what they doin here
it's so over😭
lapis marsh
hes so cooked
vital perch
might be cooked but i have a second life perk
lapis marsh
my guards finna whoop his ass
young saffron
my guards finna whoop his ass
you might survive
shell bronze
hop on vc or else you have a clue
what
lapis marsh
get on vc bozo
lapis marsh
he aint never makin it through this one
lapis marsh
he aint makin it out the club
vital perch
im pausing till.he comes back
vital perch
he aint makin it out the club
tell me why you have explosive pigs
lapis marsh
they ate popeyes buiscits
young saffron
alr just bought this game