#halfsword-chat-⚔
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whom dares awake me from my slumber..
LGIMA
KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER'
is this chat l4d horde
nice one
what's going on?
graghh who pinged us
half sword !!!
My willy will kill your willy
i hope whoever pinged me gets brutually stabbed
bro just pinged like 100k people
this never happenedf! nothing happens
Prepare to die!

bro
sixty-seven
which geezer pinged me
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PING BROTHERENS
ЖОПА
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MUTE THE CHATTT
pju;jd
WHO PINGED
IF YOU SEE THIS YOUR GAY'
everyone ping of doom and suffering
FUCK you
dff
YESS
damn bor
bro we know what youre typing
willie feet
f
who
what
f
I heavily suggest you hit the gym
хахахахахах никто
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NOOOOo
who did that
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
who the fuck just pinged me
это правда
f
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i will explodes your server
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kebab?

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i feel like i could say BAD STUFF and i would get banned now
это пиздец
STOP!!!
jesus
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члены пенисы
pierre pinged @/here
@fleet stump Can you add
Flamberge, Zweihandler, Kriegmesser, 1 edged types of blades please
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kebab
Who up halfing their sword
Where’s the ping?
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what is going on
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OH MY GOD
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HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME
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it was pierre who poinged
ping me again and suffer
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Dndfjf
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get @round latch banned
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пенис
ping me again and suffer
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supaniga
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
ping me again and suffer
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yeah i cant see me own messages!!!
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ебануться
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
Krd
WTF
HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
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чо за хуйня
good LORD
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
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Hy
errr
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
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who pinged
f

K
does the game have a release date
h
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
Eglehleh
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
HELP ME HELP
K

VIVA LA REVOLUTION
Egk
great googly moogly
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WHAT PINGGG
3h
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
Wthelly
Ylä4u
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
what
I SOILED MYSELF
Iqgieg
WTF
LOVE EVEROYJE!!!!
K
I already know someone's gonna send porn
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whats happening?

Etuwg,i
f
who pinged
keep yourself safe
Ru
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3y
My ears are burning
Kry
VIVA LA REVOLUTIONVIVA LA REVOLUTIONVIVA LA REVOLUTIONVIVA LA REVOLUTIONVIVA LA REVOLUTIONVIVA LA REVOLUTIONVIVA LA REVOLUTIONVIVA LA REVOL\VIVA LA REVOLUTION
WHO PINGED ME
hhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt
WHAT HAPPENED
HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME
Eh
who pingg
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6767676767676767667676767767676767676767676767676767
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
HELP ME
tgu
f
That wasnt a good idea
AAAAAAAAAAAA
WADADADQDQDQDDQDQDADADD
Ehkehl
holy shit
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
oh, ok
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POLAND BEST NATION!!!
friggin epic
tf
WHOLE CHAT GOING CRAZYY
EWWW
Why is the chat so chaotic bro😭
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
unfunniest losers ever in this chat

uaaaaaarrrrrgggh
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wtf
WHAT IS GOING ON
cantalope
@fleet stump it was you
WHO DARED PING?
oh god
you could say that again
Революция
WHAT IS GOING ON
ty admin
Slow mode noooo
Good is relative
FUCK YOU
What the hell
What the FUCK
why was i pinged?
Hamburger
Watch someone send porn or smth
you people are very cringe
smartest moderator
FUYCK YKLYU[]-p
гитлер
yohhoo
devs should've pinged in annoucments not in chat
OMG GAME RELEASE THE 31
Honestly, we deserve the slow mode
why would you ping this many people 😭
what did they think was going to happen

why i hgot pinged
tf is going on???
way too high for this
Who ping
i need to get in on this pile
jiba
they are stupid
obviously
DO A FLIP!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got pinged
what slowmode
finally slow mode
Thou hast summonth'd me.
why spamming?
i got pinged guys what is going on
who tf ghost pinged me 😭
tuff
Bro wtf
There is slow mode?
What the hell
who ping
feels like this chat got the zoomies
EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
🏓
ragamuffin
ah so this is one of those times where the game is neat but the community is awful..
why ping men
why must i be pinged good sir?
aight leaving time
bro what
why ping
<@&1080390104562016306> we got a racist here
this was the ping
Dev is on a live stream and they're taking questions on Half Sword. It was basically a publicity ping.
The loathsome @ here ping
@fleet stump, I think you made a terrible mistaken, my friend. 🥴
what is happening ong
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Drop a candy to feed willie!
why not do it in announcements though
bro, he just sent a letter, dont u think u are rasist thinking that way
Alternative Donation Link!https://streamlabs.com/m00thegamer/tipHalfSword Discord Link:https://discord.gg/trqaeejDcXNEW DISCORD SERVER!https://discord.gg/F7d...
join the stream broskies
AMA
would the official game feature a storymode or multiplayer ?
hi i love half sword
ping? Hi i also love half sword
ping!
i will right now
Pingy
pomg
i thought half sword released
WHO PINGED ME OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Check out tavern channel at the top
what
High levels of embed fails
😔
balls
oh no there was a ping THE WORLDS GONNA END
wtf happened
Who pinged me
oh yeah what the fuck do you want
who pinged here
/

the freak monster
are they gonna answer
who pinged
where ping?
who ping man
failed embeds

Some racist apparently pinged everyone?
L
W VOICE ACTOR
bro more online half sword and less ping pls 🇦🇷
ping me again i will fart under your pillow
argentina
why ping me 💔
Why ingot pinged?
dont care, didnt ask
You were pinged in case you want to join the AMA
who summons me
https://tenor.com/view/ping-discord-ren-and-stimpy-waking-up-gif-waking-up-gif-15074229291395472816 im the gif stealer i just stole this gif
if is not update, not ping, simple
Geeze Louise
It was a here ping
my fav Game Seer ily twin
just turn off notifs vro 🥀
omg
Turn off your notifications if you don’t want to be pinged here or stop complaining
Damn
It’s not rocket science
who pinged me
stfu
Just press notifications
ur mum
Buffoon!
mean combo
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
it was a here ping
love Poland
here. Its only half as bad
who dares ping pong me....
I believe the technical term for what we have here is, "clusterfuck."
pinged, who? me?
Y'all should hop on risk of rain 2
An actual ping? Huh
Did someone do a whoopsies
how do you put in a question
who the fuck pinged me
I thought it was a fricking wip or smt.
Jesus y’all it is so easy to press notifications on discord and see who and where you were pinged
Acting like this is the first day on discord
AAAAAAAAAAAA
ima challange the person who pinged to the arena
who pinged me
the level 3 people should fking know better. stop whining
understand, these are people who have never been pinged
The.
pinged
Uh
you were pinged because theres an event going on, its in the tavern channel
its funny because ppl are gonna say who pinged me for like the next hour
Fr 😭
who pinged me
there's so many people here who haven't typed in this chat for possibly years this is so interesting
imagine being pinged when theres something happening, but if nothing happens then you complain aswell
CAN THE VOICE ACTOR DO A SURRENDERING VOICELINE
wha happened
THE PING IS HERE
WE HAVE BEEN CALT UPON BROTHERS IT IS TIME TO RETAKE THE HOLY LAND
Early access releases in the next couple months
i mean its odd for the ping to be in general chat as opposed to announcements or something, people are gonne be confused
who pinged me
😭
PING PING PING
Yeah I will tell the king to punish Pierrot 
gulp
sry for the mess lol
hello ThomasG I think this is the first time I've ever seen you lol, the man of legend
Thomas G is my dad’s name.
Why did i get pinged
who the fuck pinged me
Bruh, imma cry, I saw a ping here and for a second thought IS THE GAME RELEASED YET? then I stopped and looked at it
Y'all playing with me lol
check pinned messages
ping?
Youre the worst type of “person”
Hiding working on publishing but I'm gonna try to help MWB during SNF, busy week hehe 😉
alr bruh whos pinging
Hello son
I pinged
bruh you dont ping for that thats hella gaytorade
@tender quest I'm glad (first wrote that as "blad" before I caught it lmao) you pinned that. I was going to suggest that if you hadn't. That said, I doubt many people will check it to see why they're pinged.
who pung
we'll keep the home front (discord) behaving
which bitch ass mf pinged me
Shut up nerd who asked
Ha
How’s it feel
mods pin a message explaining the ping its way easier than explaining it
Hope you don’t know sign language 🖕
i saw a ping and was so happy just for it to be in the chat
how about i pin you to a board floating down the river GRANDMA
The ping is already pinned
i did?
i feel like this is a good time to advertise my weapon mods https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/72
you should do the hasta (the spear)
Check the pins. It wasnt deleted. We didnt ping. Discord is fucky
😡 I am very happy 😡 that people don’t know how to check notifications 😡
mandatory video mention
who pinged me
Pinging has to stop. Only ping if it's something important.
👎
John grave digger.
@lethal saffron something important
gottem
What a jokester
I've never seen so many grown adults triggered by a ping
Why'd I get pinged
Check the pins, they're doing a stream 😄
Adults is a stretch I think
this is more annoying than the when blood spam
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do it again
fr tho, its literally a red dot
@here :)
You don’t understand..it’s a red dot with a number inside it.
stein de hand good sire
You dont have perms fool
doesnt work for plebs 🙂
who ping
How am I going to break this to my wife
There's a stream going on rn 😄
who pinged me
There's a stream going on rn 😄
.
With words
You got pinged by a different ping
@lethal saffron This is incredibly important. Also 5 minute slowdown is diabolical
hi easter
Comes with the territory of mass people asking “who pinged me” angrily 😭
any way to turn off the auto like parry assist thing (damn they really gotta add that)
i wish (i agree)
the pings annoy me so i leave, goodbye
bye
Farewell
bye
cya
people not knowing you can mute pings smh MY HEAD
Thats my head please give it back
its mine now
"shaking my head MY HEAD"
I used to think smh means somehow
lol
mods are losers: the quintessential discord experience
y ping
Mods. Crush his skull
its hip and cool to hate on people who are just trying to keep a community from spiraling
Youre so right king. Let me prove it further
who tf pinged
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
Guys what should I do after beating the game
why ping
despair
ping
fix my name
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
Me when I get ignored
you can do it yourself BTW
not all but most tbh
Fixed it for you
rip tom
What did Willie say
sir moai EVIL of roku
john EVIL longswarde
who pinged
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
ahh okay thank you very much.
Np
spoopy EVIL mod
ping!?
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
why did they change my name 5 times
tom ate EVIL toes
the ping of eternal suffering
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
heck yea :)
pierre ping
Yeah but that's part of the bit
Vlo i hate you (trying as hard as possible to not say all the stupids things i want to say to this stupid thingy cuz im trying to sleep)
I think Pierre hates us
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
yo
ad
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
the double ping is wild
okay im fucking muting this server forever 
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
whats the stream about? and is it worth it to take a look? (bruh 2 pings, stop)
in case they missed anyone
who is the guy who has the livestream on the halfsword store page that is literally always there
here it goes again. "wHo PiNgEd Me"

rip chat quality
based spoopy mod
who is random madness and why does he have the halfsword broadcast 24-7
so guys why the ping
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
WhO PiNgEd Me
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
This time it’s in #announcements y’all have no excuse
scroll wheel moment
copy paste ahh
yes
there is no one streaming, false information! LETS BRING THE GOVERMENT DOWN!
I woke up to this
i😢
can someone place a pregnant man emoji on the announcement
i was joking 😭
did you get tired of these vermin saying "who pinged me"
I know lol
the mods have ruined me
yes
aw i cant change my nickname :( i was gonna change it to "There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄"
nah im good
stop pinging omg
Mute the server
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
Much easier
LOL
holy rat
get em easter
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
I found the ping
just saying that to everyone now
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
yeah but did you know here's a stream going on? if not you should check the pins 😄
I did know There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
You should!
What are ya'll gonna eat tonight?
hey dude did you know there's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
Willies brain
2 monster cans
also hi asschomp
address the allegations
pinned messages and streams 😄
Ello there ratty ratterson
ooh you fucked up da gif
Like.. the aluminium..?
I am not typing out unique messages for every mf who asks about the pin bro
Why ping
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
how come i was pinged 😭 😭 😭
This feels cold and not at all personal. Im kind of offended
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
who wants to pick up ze finest steel without acquiring any skill
Someone give me some good food inspiration for tonight idk what to get or cook 😔
super react the pregnant man
One hotdog
slowmode enabled, goodbye chat
with no bun
make a raggamuffin with a side of flibbergetibat
meat rocket with no bun is crazy
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
when I was younger sometimes my parents would use bread slices
If we didn't have buns
Alr, thanks pookie😘
NOT THE MEAT ROCKET
make a red baron pizza
the trenches special
oh shit I didn't even realize
the wartime feast some would say
Hmmm I'm intrigued
this one is best one
aight im out
ping me again ill staple your foreskins to my wall (jk no ban pls)
We don't have red baron but I'll just get the most expensive deepfreeze pizza in the store and hope the quality meets the price
:(
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
hi
Can I actually cook that instead?
yk what you just did. you pinged me. you know what must happen now dont you
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
me when i have to go to work like a LOSER instead of sitting at home playing half sword
Yippee
how old r u
The lion does not lurk on discord and was not notified of either “here” ping
too old for my liking wassup
elderly
There's a stream going on, check the pins 😄
mhm
😋
hmm
clueless was around before writing was invented
rat you're literally 43
you told me that
Don't back up now after you've got my hopes up
actually im 44 now
unc status
41
Rat beyond unc status
look up to your elders people
you are like 64 or something
cope
i was gonna elaborate on my past claim. but then i got a message saying i was warned for and i quote "making inappropriate messages about fore skin"
@mighty nexus
thats crazy
Usually since im so tall (7'2 btw) 
holy back problems
upcoming nba player or <5'7 irl
no in between
Yeah okay I guess that was to be expected 😭
first instance of the word seggs
2'7
i mean yeah but like
5'9 
6'1 🥀
Everybody on the internet is tall huh
imagine being 6'7" and having zero hand eye coordination lol
yall mods here a vicious. so what if i talk about willies coat
Not me I'm 5'11
just like my roommate
as you should tbh because who cares about that little
Exactly
own up to the 5'11 bro it's ok to not be 6ft
Looks better on the dating profile I dont have
round it up
" im 5'9 alone but when i stand on my money im still 5'9" ahh statement
That's fair I have done so too like before every tinder date😭 (Please do not use tinder)
I hate how height matters
it feels so disingenuous
use grindr instead
i neve rhad any problems with height but i agree its disgusting
people who care about height don't matter and shouldn't be taken seriously anyways
Just tell them that when you stand ontop of their corpse you're 6'4 that'll work
aight im out fr this time
yeah I'll get a sick piece of paper and a dope ass ankle monitor as a gift
Hell yeah you already know what's up
see that should be enough to get hoez
this is not half sword
Wrong file lol
Absolutely, you also get this free chauffeur that'll take you to a great hotel in their fancy limousine!
man this shiiiii horrible to be part of
Nice pajamas
thanks theyre comfortable
2 @ mentions i thought early access dropped
same ©c
Ru the legendary gnome
why does my game slow down to 10fps in group fights but my sibling has the exact same computer same settings and he gets ~90fps whil i get 5 - 13
u have a computer virus
Your sibling is obviously much cooler than you
i reset my pc twice
Your sibling just has way more swag than you
old thermal paste on cpu or gpu
Idk your sibling has his computer in a colder area
youre a libra while your sibling is a taurus
shit you might be right my pc is 4 years old and i havent got the thermal paste replaced
Should I smear thermal paste over my fans to make the pc cooler?
friend had a similar problem so im pretty sure thats it
fuck im too lazy
Literally just dump some cold water on it
Just smear it everywhere so it gets evenly cooled.
you should smear it on you to make yourself cooler
Doing so right now, one second.
Just throw some ice over it
Has anything interesting been announced in the stream
5 euro on amazon and itll be there next day so youll be good tomorrow
put some liquid nitrogen on it
start the game and tell me that the gpu temps are 5 mins into the game, in task manager
k
Pouring it into my powersupply right now
Mb a warmer computer works better, pour liquid iron into it
I just use a fan to cool down my laptop while playing, think smarter not harder :3
Why are my house lights flickering? Did I accidentally turn on disco mode?
challenge, gotta swing every second, even if its at nothing >:)
that fan ain't doing nothing twin
am i goated
why is there a 0:30 second cooldown what did i miss
i keep my pc suspended in liquid nitrogen
wdym twnin, it works wonder 
there was a stream going on, check the pins!
and it still runs too hot on halfsword
yeah I know that but why the 30 second cooldown, r people really going crazy
it was a 5 minute cooldown earlier
things were popping off
Put it to like 10s if possible😭
yeah
why? you got alot to say or something
is my pc goated?
yeah
Spinjitsu
We wanna be able to keep telling people how beautiful and majestic you are
i agree
yup
30 seconds seems to overkill
why was I pinged
LOL
brother
it was at 55 celsius
then its the cpu
12 hour slowmode
lord have mercy
A week slowmode
YEAH
i might as well just send a letter at that point tbh
Thank you kindly you handsome man🥰
thank ye kindly
Willie donut
slowmode still on? 😔
chrome send me the link for the pitchfork
the lobotomy
oh , it's far shorter 🥰
by 10 seconds now
@shell bronze
this game is genuinely so insane in first person if you know what you're doing
bap
also can i get image perms
level 2 or boost
since you asked so nicely
no
has the demo stopped working for anyone else?
what in the sam hell is a level 2
this made me very aroused
wym
i dont think boosting gives image perms early
talk to get levels
also @tender quest it does
pay to win halfcord
i get both "out of memory" and "lowlevelerror" crashes
❓
reinstall ur game maybe
are you running mods?
nope
chrome ur ignoring me and I don't like it
mb gng
pitchfork link please
also hi moai
Make sure you’re running on dx11 not dx12. And if you are, reinstall your game with the instructions danya sent you
How the hell did you get a stick and those clothes?
there's a lot more where that came from
sorry chrome ignores everyone but me
you don't want to know
what the fuck 😭
this guy's loadout
mace main loadout
tch
i could almost see what happened through those pixels
just squint a bit harder
dude ts dude js tried to scare me w his sumerian+burmese spell😂
this shit dude
HAHAHA u got hit with the curse
dude its a mix of sumerian and burmese
chrome getting ragebaited since day one
dude its actually hilarious lmao im not falling for no ragebait
he doesn't know
i know ts is a joke but wait
ping????
check pins
as you can see, this is a REAL cuneiform text. you can see that there is no weird squiggly lines or weird ott characters
i know its a joke but fr tho
cuneiform unicodes exist
(also the tablet is upside down)
twin js let it go
The forbidden bread
fellas i think autumn likes maces
chrome is, indeed, falling for ragebait
you think?
just a hunch tho
i know, the cuneiform symbols he used are real and mean something, but used in a sentence like that it doesnt mean anything
(also the squiggly lines arent even cuneiform lmao)
Oh chrome
im not falling for ragebait
how do i do the stab mode
search this in top right:
has: file
from: autumnlegendary
i already did 😭
from the moment you take it with anything more than a grain of salt and 2-3 seconds worth of inner monologue you fall for ragebait
makes sense
hold on lemme get a cuneiform lexicon and actually make something in cuneiform
militus and autumn share the same niche with different weapons
explain
you've watched enough militus clips to know what i mean
let me guess , head combos?
what else
fair
did someone ping me
I'm saying that cuneiform exist, I'm not talking about that dude at all
Look at pins
i thought i was scizo for a second
oh
Isn't chrome334 just so humble?
ofc cuneiform exists it was spoken by the ancient sumerians. i was saying that his sentences dont make sense
BONK
nerf buckler
that round metal thing taps me and my entire screen is red for like a full second
almost choked a bit then
the thing is the buckler has basically no range. just keep distance
kinda hard to with a pair of shears
yeah well if there was one then it wouldnt be an issue
love it when one of my hits just peels their skin off
Knew it
yeah ive got nothing
do you guys ever have to mercy kill your opponents once they're too far gone to survive but they're still breathing?