halfsword-chat-⚔

[broken venture]

Also

combat in general I feel like isn't realistic at all

Would you jump into your opponent?

[shell bronze]

gee i wonder

[lethal ingot]

Not necessarily, if you hit it multiple times for sure but a one and done wouldn't be guaranteed in reality, far from it, unless the spear was made of really shitty wood. Hardwood is really fucking hard.

[broken venture]

Knowing that you can die?

[shell bronze]

goofy physics based ue5 game where you have wasd and a mouse and a simple kick

and you're permanently stuck fighting people in an arena

[broken venture]

How much does can a 5kg axe break into hardwood for example

5 to 10cm?

[stiff olive]

the things id do for my camera to not randomly swamp to a random tart on the other side of the arena while im fighting for my life

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1417383454101868544/7392E01.MP4?ex=68cd9475&is=68cc42f5&hm=1a25c8b5f32b529cb5a840123bd909978968f4b5573e4d5c34ca2379bc17f8b8&

[shell bronze]

yeah lock on sucks

[broken venture]

if its a small spear I think you can

[austere salmon]

mininuke astraeus

[lethal ingot]

Weapons of war still get edge damage and break, the archaeological record is full of broken and damaged weapons we've found.

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1417383124974833774/7246021.MP4?ex=68cd9426&is=68cc42a6&hm=027fa4ddcee735d186dff982dad6eed09e759c9726d6197713dccdac257a3aa6&

[sleek gull]

Tip of the day: For anyone struggling to switch target in multi person fights. Let go of the left mouse button to detarget, center your screen on the person you want to target, then hold the left mouse button again.

It isn't perfect, but it is way better than just moving the camera around and hoping for the best.

[lethal ingot]

If you're some kind of bodybuilder, maybe. For a normal person, absolutely not. More like maybe 1-2cm

[broken venture]

you're a knight

you've been training since 12 to fight

[devout lion]

it will target anything but my intended target

[lethal ingot]

I don't think there is any historical evidence that knights were musclebound hulks.

[devout lion]

best thing to do is just isolate them and pray that the lock on doesnt lock onto the guy 100 m away

[dark folio]

I love ts game

[sharp sky]

https://tenor.com/view/meowl-owl-cat-hello-good-morning-gif-3791268057534140470

ehllo

[broken venture]

ear cleaning went wrong

[sharp sky]

you love this shit game?

what the fuck do you mean

[dark folio]

Ts also means "this" btw

[devout lion]

nah

ts is this shit

[sharp sky]

how are you that lazy to not spell THIS

[devout lion]

you cant convince me that ts aint "this shit"

[dark folio]

It also means this

[azure mirage]

ts is "this shit"

[broken venture]

I convince you

[devout lion]

just type this 💔

[dark folio]

Ask willie

[broken venture]

https://tenor.com/view/rey-jedi-mind-trick-gif-15458617107537586031

[dark folio]

No

[devout lion]

🥀

[sharp sky]

dude i got my arm cut of then i tried kicking and the fuckass willie just disabled both of my legs 💔

aand he cut my other arm off

[shell bronze]

should've given up when you got your arm removed

[sharp sky]

ehhh

[shell bronze]

ts is this shit

that's how it was started

[sharp sky]

its fun to fight with kicking

[broken venture]

I JUST SNAPPED SOMEONE'S JAW AND SOUNDED LIKE SPAGHETTI

LOL

[sleek gull]

Dang, I spent over 700 hours playing a shit game....

[sharp sky]

not so fun when fuckass willie disables both of your legs and cuts both of your arms off

[dark folio]

It also means "this"

[shell bronze]

it does not

[sharp sky]

this willie is so lucky dude

[dark folio]

It does trust me

[shell bronze]

it was originally abbreviated to be an acronym of this shit

[sleek gull]

rather than cryptic letter combinations, use full words like a grown adult = p

[broken venture]

we need a halfsword mobile

[dark folio]

Yeah but times have changed

[dark folio]

Ts HAS to be ragebait

[dark folio]

I aint even an adult

[sharp sky]

dude is it me or my willies are smarter today

they always try to target my arm

[dark folio]

Just you

[sharp sky]

dude i just put a sword in a willies juggular

[shell bronze]

might want to start acting one

[sharp sky]

also i didnt even swing my sword

[sleek gull]

You may have an issue when this game gets ESRB rated. = )

[dark folio]

Alright

[dark folio]

Uh oh

[shell bronze]

dude PLEASE

GET RID OF ANYONE BELOW THE AGE OF 18

[broken venture]

just won to this mf after 987 attempts

I did oneshoot him

[sharp sky]

maybe i should listen to you

[broken venture]

😭

[sleek gull]

I'd go for 16+

[shell bronze]

THE COMMUNITY QUALITY WILL IMPROVE

[shell bronze]

nah them kids still in high school

let em grow some more before they can talk about this funny gory swordfighting game

[broken venture]

Am I making the community be bad?

I am 15

[dark folio]

Is this the bald dude

[sharp sky]

postal and half sword collab when

[broken venture]

we all are bald

[soft osprey]

It’s 110% entirely your fault and literally nobody else’s

[dark folio]

Yeah but is it THE bald dude

[shell bronze]

price half sword at 60

70 even

[broken venture]

agree

[sleek gull]

Oooo, I looked it up.

"The ESRB content descriptor for "Blood and Gore" indicates depictions of blood or the mutilation of body parts. Games with this descriptor are typically assigned a Mature 17+ rating."

[shell bronze]

i hate poor people

[sharp sky]

i CANT

[broken venture]

its gru

[shell bronze]

WOO

[vital perch]

chat is this a riposte

[shell bronze]

WOOOOO

[stiff olive]

why the hell am i suddenly getting cooked at beggar tier, i managed to pull to veteran earlier today

[broken venture]

even has same color clothes

[sharp sky]

MY ECONOMY IS SHIT

IF I HAD A GOOD ECONOMY I WOULD BUY IT

ONE DOLLAR COSTS 45 TL

[shell bronze]

REMOVE ALL CHILDREN FROM THIS SERVER AND THE HALF SWORD COMMUNITY.

[sleek gull]

That would remove like 60% of the community lol

[vital perch]

a small price to pay

[shell bronze]

that's ok

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/sacrifice-gif-18708488

[sharp sky]

my dad wants to play half sword ❤️

[dark folio]

That would certainly drop sales by alot

[shell bronze]

go into general chat and tell me you want that 60% in the server

[sleek gull]

Is he old enough?

[broken venture]

when we have customitsable weapons I will create the final hablerd

[dark folio]

❤️‍🩹

[sharp sky]

he's 40 years old duh

[broken venture]

it will be albert the hablert

[sleek gull]

Oh goodness no. I do not go into General lol

[sleek gull]

Heh, I can be your dad

[shell bronze]

matter o fact some of that 60% bleeds into this channel

[sharp sky]

i mean i only shitpost in general

[shell bronze]

non contributors and low quality users

they need to be GONE!

[sharp sky]

wym "low quality"

[shell bronze]

i hate children (physically and mentally) and i hate poor people ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[lethal ingot]

Honestly wouldn't be shocked if Halfsword got an AO rating for extreme violence, tbh.

[sharp sky]

ECONOMY

[shell bronze]

not necessarily

[broken venture]

You hate me?

[sharp sky]

I AM NOT POOR JUST THE ECONOMY

[stiff olive]

fellas am i the only one who every so often just cant walk backwards for no reason?

[sharp sky]

IF THE ECONOMY WAS GOOD I WOULDNT BE POOR

[shell bronze]

the same reason why kids played gta and cod back in the day

[dark folio]

Same for me

[shell bronze]

i just dont want them in this community dragging the quality down

[shell bronze]

do you think you act like a child

if not i can overlook your age

[sleek gull]

ESRB says, Blood and Gore gets 17+. Since that is basically all there is, no sex, cursing, drug or tabacco use, and so on I don't think it would get anything more restrictive.

[sharp sky]

theres already ai generated thumbnails

[broken venture]

Do I?

[sharp sky]

in videos

[shell bronze]

you seem reasonable to me

[sharp sky]

not the game itself thank gof

god

[broken venture]

I just want to improve myself

alr

yippie

[dark folio]

💔💔💔

[shell bronze]

i'm talking about the (un)funny ragebaiters and people who act like they're on instagram/tiktok brainrot comment sections

[lethal ingot]

"Intense violence" is also a qualifier. Doesn't need to have drugs or sex.

[shell bronze]

please god get rid of them

[sharp sky]

am i shit

[broken venture]

ah I think I understand what you mean

[shell bronze]

yeah you know exactly the stereotype

[broken venture]

but aren't these like 8 years old?

[shell bronze]

there are grown adults who act like this as well

[vital perch]

@shell bronze you want parries? i give you ripostes

if i get a good multiple parry shot i'll send it

[dark folio]

Does instagram have brainrot? All ive seen from it is racism

[broken venture]

and these teenagers with pants under the ass

[sharp sky]

it does

[broken venture]

ew

[shell bronze]

it's everything

[lethal ingot]

There are a few games who've gotten slapped with it for violence. The most famous was Manhunt.

[sharp sky]

fuckin

brainrot and racism and whatever the fucks on there

[sleek gull]

Intereesting that you don't hold down Shift

[sharp sky]

i only use it to follow my family n shit

[vital perch]

for the funny

[lethal ingot]

Hatred also got it, as a much more recent example.

[odd kiln]

😬

[lethal ingot]

And the level of violence and screams of pain in Half Sword definitely do stray into some similarly grisly territory.

[sharp sky]

ehhh

its average

[shell bronze]

i'm sure you've been made aware of the new gore system

[dark folio]

Woah

[shell bronze]

great things will happen

GREAT
things will happen

[lethal ingot]

I have, it looks great.

[sharp sky]

i dont consider half sword's screams horrifying

[shell bronze]

(PLEASE GOD ESRB RATE THIS GAME AND IMPOSE AGE LIMIT IN THE SERVER PLEASE GOD)

[lethal ingot]

I'm not bothered by any of this, to be clear. Wouldn't affect me anyway, I'm 33.

[sharp sky]

sickle is good enough

for low tiers

but yeah

you aint doin no thing with a sickle

at 5th tier

[stiff olive]

what weapon yall prefer on commoner tier

[sharp sky]

isnt there phone verification already

[broken venture]

not age, maturity

not same

[broken venture]

there are mature 8 years

[sharp sky]

fucks sake i wouldnt give my id

[broken venture]

I think

[dark folio]

You sure

[shell bronze]

just because there are exceptions to the norm doesnt mean the norm isn't a thing

[broken venture]

just found it on my images and sent it

[shell bronze]

my point has been proven

[broken venture]

oh no

[sharp sky]

dude what if youre countin in shit and you get to

6 n 7

in this server

[broken venture]

clueless

[dark folio]

Wait what point i wasnt paying attention

[broken venture]

if you want to remove child from the server that means that there also could exist the possibility of adult content

[vital perch]

ah yes , willie r34

[broken venture]

(I am not saying I want to watch adult content, please)

[sharp sky]

fuck. no.

[vital perch]

definetely on the server :)

[sharp sky]

i mean

[shell bronze]

with all due respect and no offense intended that has to be the dumbest string of words i've seen uttered in this server since the month of september began

[broken venture]

why is the map so freaking big

[vital perch]

FOV

[broken venture]

why september

[broken venture]

a

[dark folio]

Thats just stupid

[sharp sky]

how will they implement a better verifying thing when the max security thing only goes up to phone (i think)

[broken venture]

I was just fucking off

dude

[vital perch]

this generation is cooked

[sharp sky]

grammar

[sharp sky]

fucking off with what

[broken venture]

English isn't my first language

[vital perch]

espanol

[sharp sky]

neither is it mine

[shell bronze]

remove a certain age group from this server

[broken venture]

nvm

[broken venture]

ye

[lethal ingot]

Tbf a lot of em start school in August these days.

[shell bronze]

no hablas espanol senor/senora/senorita

[vital perch]

maybe that's for the better

[shell bronze]

we got channels for that

[broken venture]

Sí, yo hablo español

[shell bronze]

not enough i want them GONE!!

let them kids focus on their studies

[vital perch]

conclusion: clueless hates kids

[shell bronze]

i sure do

[sharp sky]

nice

[shell bronze]

as a former kid myself i can say with confidence and a straight face that i hate kids

[broken venture]

how old r u

[shell bronze]

20

[vital perch]

@shell bronze how many parries do you want on a single clip

[shell bronze]

try 30 seconds of straight parries no damage

no intentionally running away unless it's to dodge attacks

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-run-chicken-run-mrs-tweedy-gif-12279565398280037640

[vital perch]

👍

[vital perch]

perfection

[dark folio]

Alright thanks

[broken venture]

ok

[shell bronze]

i've done a minute straight before it's fun

[sharp sky]

if we have clueless wheres cluedin

[vital perch]

clueless when cluemore walks in:

[dark folio]

Somewhere around here

[shell bronze]

i work 50 hours a week and have way too much bs to worry about babysitting someone else's kids online

[sharp sky]

then

just dont

[broken venture]

hey yo

[shell bronze]

so i go on halfcord and you expect me to tolerate low quality behavior just because

[broken venture]

I didn't want make you feel bad or smth

[shell bronze]

nah i'm just saying

[broken venture]

ok

What do you work as

just wanna know

[broken venture]

and to gain xp cuz am low level

[vital perch]

chat

[dark folio]

Goodnight willie

[broken venture]

what am I doin

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-the-puppet-the-marionette-gangnam-style-gif-3326508597570523842

[shell bronze]

field maintenance technician for a big telecommunications company

[broken venture]

FINALLY GOT GIFFS

AAAA

[vital perch]

then what are you asking for 😭

[broken venture]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[dark folio]

Cool

[broken venture]

level in server

[shell bronze]

i work on coaxial cable and fiber optic + in-house troubleshooting of our services for our customers

[broken venture]

from all that I understood "work"

[sharp sky]

brain

[lethal ingot]

Ye olde Comcast technician

[sharp sky]

🧠

[shell bronze]

still got 550 hours on half sword doe

[broken venture]

🙂

[shell bronze]

comcast is balls i work for charter

[broken venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584069414387974144/1342210576805527602/IMG_1886.gif

[shell bronze]

we just went #1 for a reason

[lethal ingot]

I don't think we even have that one around here.

[shell bronze]

that's how i afford all these expensive azz hobbies

[sharp sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962140720699961356/1273029498119389236/baby.gif

[shell bronze]

cars, cosplay, airsoft, guns, swords, etc

[broken venture]

After literally ahalf hour got the halberd

[lapis marsh]

lol same

[sharp sky]

which cosplays do you do

[shell bronze]

yeah comcast and charter usually don't overlap

[dark folio]

Cool

[shell bronze]

whichever one i feel like doing

[broken venture]

was gonna send smth but it would get me time outed or smth

[shell bronze]

my most recent was resident evil 4 leon kennedy though

[vital perch]

if clueless started throwing longswords they would return like a damn boomerang ngl

[lethal ingot]

Clearly haven't caught the Warhammer bug yet.

[broken venture]

it isn't against rules but its disgusting

[broken venture]

always happens

[shell bronze]

rather die than subject myself to any warhammer stuff

[bleak kettle]

Hey guys, does anyone else have the problem where sometimes your character's legs are just - sort of.. Glitchy? They'll spaz out a little, jitter, start crouching almost, act as though they're standing on something, ect, they'll do this on and off. Respawning doesn't seem to fix it and I've noticed it's worsened when wearing armour. It's intermittent, and typically I know it's gonna be one of those rounds when I spawn in and the legs seem awkwardly placed and Willie has to rebalance

[sharp sky]

postal water physics my beloved

[broken venture]

flamingo legs

[shell bronze]

closest thing i do is build gunpla/gundam

[broken venture]

restart

[shell bronze]

restart game

[bleak kettle]

We'll call it flamingo legs.

[lethal ingot]

Gunpla is a fun time, notably cheaper.

[broken venture]

someone told me it was flamingo legs, I think it was clueless

[bleak kettle]

I do restart but occasionally it'll persist lmao

[shell bronze]

absolutie

[lethal ingot]

There's a community maintained wargame you can use Gunpla for as well which is pretty damn solid.

[shell bronze]

honestly my most expensive hobby still is the cars

i have 3 cars and personally wrench all 3

[bleak kettle]

Do the devs know about it? I don't want to post it somewhere if it's already known

[shell bronze]

most likely with all the complaints

[shell forge]

"Hey, I'm gonna take your job now so if you can just lay there with that axe in your chest, that'd be cool."

[shell bronze]

2 i let my bum ass roommates drive and pay me for and one is my daily

[sharp sky]

why are you using the wooden paddle

[bleak kettle]

Thank God it's not a me problem, I searched the steam discussions and couldn't find anything

[broken venture]

isthere any way to disconnect from the game and not lose any gauntlet mode progress?

[shell forge]

To block hits with it.

[shell bronze]

you don't lose gauntlet progress when you close the game

if you do something is wrong

[lethal ingot]

Any particular kinds of cars? My dad was a mechanic and loved doing custom builds.

[broken venture]

I have to go to menu and then press quit, no alt+f4 right?

[soft osprey]

This is why you need to introduce children to drugs early on, it is a cheaper alternative to cars

[shell bronze]

02 buick lesabre (beater 1) and 03 camry (beater 2) that i maintain for dirt cheap

the real project/my actual favorite child is the bmw

2008 335i running all bolt-ons and upgraded big twin turbos

very well-made car, never left me stranded even past 200k miles

[lethal ingot]

Nice, beamers can definitely be kitted the fuck out.

[shell bronze]

people just don't know how to maintain shyt

[near garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpun-johnny-silverhand-live-reaction-keanu-reeves-gif-15704640811064903669

[shell bronze]

mine is a pretty standard-looking build on the outside

i like to keep it semi-sleeper

[broken venture]

is this good?

[shell bronze]

video is 1:11
actually cooked

[lethal ingot]

For the best so you don't constantly have cops on you like my dad often did, lmao.

[shell bronze]

it's just a man with an axe vro

[broken venture]

don't know how to fix it

[shell bronze]

that's why i didnt go for a super loud exhaust

can't have the police riding me like they do some of my buddies

[shell forge]

How were headaches treated back in the 15th century?

[lethal ingot]

Not worth it just for a flashy ride. I see street racers driving around in the day with such blatant mods I don't know how they even go a single day without getting pulled over. Lots of 'em have fuel pumps tuned to blow flames and it leaves their bumpers burned to shit.

[broken venture]

finally got to the knight tier dude

[broken venture]

when the 2 hours of sleep start paying off

[shell bronze]

flame tunes are ass

i have my AK47/grenade maps that i use for meets but those don't spit flames

all it does is ruin your car

i will say my antilag spits a few blots here and there though when i want to take down hellcats and whatnot

(or the occasional vette)

[broken venture]

i'll be back soon so don't expect answers from me

[lethal ingot]

Yeah, I really don't get what the attraction is other than just being enamored with street racer movies I guess. A properly tuned car shouldn't be spitting excess fuel in the first place.

[shell forge]

A part of me is tempted to play with invincible player/enemies just to see if i can't carve a willie into a naked skeleton

[shell bronze]

some low rpm low boost action @lethal ingot

looking for the full tilt pull rn

hold on

[shell bronze]

@lethal ingot this the whip and that's the speedometer at WOT

[lethal ingot]

Damn that thing flies, very nice.

[shell bronze]

nothing will ever compete with a bmw i6t for power potential and long term modified longevity with maintenance

[analog ivy]

hello everyone

welcome to the town of rapists and papists

rome

[sleek gull]

^ Dafuq?!\

[young saffron]

chill out dutch van der linde

this ain't saint denis

[dark folio]

What?

[analog ivy]

you got the reference

[dark folio]

The hell are you talking about Tommy

[analog ivy]

im talking about rome

[shell bronze]

mfs will say anything for clout

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002450851962556489/1409770340736958495/ezgif-3057470420d62d.gif

[spiral wadi]

what is the ultimate challenge

[shell bronze]

hell

turn your blood off and prepare to spend the next few hours suffering

maybe more maybe less

[shell forge]

I don't know how to feel about shoving things up a Willie's ass being a guaranteed way of killing them. It almost feels like the devs anticipated players shoving things up an NPC's ass

[shell bronze]

it's more the fact that stabbing damage against any major area is a guaranteed kill either instantly or via severe damage to the point of bleeding out

[shell forge]

Apparently, genitals and anus are areas where you can guarantee a kill

[lethal ingot]

You have major arteries basically right there.

That's pretty true in reality, the inner thighs are a very dangerous spot to get deep injuries.

[shell forge]

I'd assume a groin hit should incur the dismemberment stun, rather than an ourtight kill

[lethal ingot]

It was a pretty regular target for lethal hits without too much danger of binding on bones, historically. Prior to modern medicine there wasn't a whole lot that could be done for them.

Doubly so because it was also an area that was typically only lightly armored.

[lapis marsh]

its true tho

[wheat leaf]

We’ll put a plancon through your groin and see which outcome is more realistic

[topaz glade]

ts gonna be so fire when it fully releases

[stiff olive]

took me like 4 hours but im finally back to veteran tier

screw the commoner boss

[broken venture]

Hello I am back

[shell forge]

Me hoping for PVP Small Buhurt

[little citrus]

ts baron is angry that ive been alive for a full 4 mins

[shell forge]

He looks like he wants to give you a makeout session

[little citrus]

hes gonna kiss this knuckle sandwich

oh nvm

@shell forge

[broken venture]

I FINALLY UNLOCKED THE LAST RANK

[little citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1016121446080184320/1150460532130848818/9037D7F4-7E97-4883-B2E6-E54C54932371.gif

[broken venture]

oh no

[shell forge]

Does anyone know if this injury can be survived at minimum damage setting, or is that type of hit a guaranteed kill?

#photography📷 message

[shell bronze]

head splits are guaranteed true death conditions

any torso splits/bit removals as well

[broken venture]

wait what is the great challenge about?

I spawned with nothing

[little citrus]

happens...

[shell bronze]

certain upper leg dismemberments also trigger true death

[shell bronze]

knife in the center

good luck have fun

[shell forge]

Was more wondering if you can carve a willie's face off without actually killing him.

[broken venture]

oh no

[north crater]

Bro WHY TF do i get so many memory leaks on half sword can’t even play 5min without a memory leak

[shell bronze]

that i haven't tested
try turning gore off and minimum damage before you attempt

[lethal ingot]

Far as I can tell any time there is a dismemberment from the trunk or head it's instant death. Even if it's just a tiny chunk.

[shell bronze]

if you want to take it to another level use one of chrome's skinner weapons

[soft osprey]

Youre playing on dx12 aren’t you

[lethal ingot]

I've taken a tiny chunk off a Willy's shoulder and had him just fall over dead immediately.

[north crater]

Ohhhh

[shell forge]

Iunno, i guess i can't help but miss how a mild headache in 0.3 looks way more gruesome than a fatal head injury in 0.5

[soft osprey]

Yeah dx12 causes memory leaks, you need a lot of ram or a really powerful pc in general to run it smoothly without crashing. I’d also recommend turning off blood as it’s causing fatal errors currently

[north crater]

Oh wait no im on dx11

[broken venture]

I am scared dude

[shell forge]

I can kinda see why they changed how damage works, cuz seeing a very alive and agressive Willie with a fully skeletal head is p silly

[soft osprey]

Try turning off blood. You can read about the crashes in the most recent #updates post

[north crater]

Okay i’ll try to turn off blood

[north crater]

Yup tyvm

[broken venture]

no way I am dying now

[lethal ingot]

Cue spear stab to the thigh

[broken venture]

I had to give up

I got it

[slate charm]

good day people i finally finished my first run :D

[rare sleet]

I love the like, chopper sword I'm not sure what it's called but the one with the blunted tip that looks kinda like a cleaver

It usually comes with like a shield or a dagger but if you drop that and 2 hand it, you're taking arms left and right

[twilit escarp]

man got robocop'd

[slate charm]

the one from the commoner?

[rare sleet]

yes

[twilit escarp]

Falchions

[slate charm]

a very wierd falchion

tbh i love the long handle weapons

[rare hearth]

oh shit i didnt know u can actually see his lungs

[broken venture]

me rn:

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-gif-3746287728568117387

[slate charm]

pitchfork, bardiche, pole hammers, billhooks

[rare sleet]

that thing is an absolute cleaver

[slate charm]

carried me trough my first win

[twilit escarp]

his heart, lungs and liver are visible in the rest of him

[rare hearth]

damn thats cool

[twilit escarp]

I miss intestines falling out of people

[rare hearth]

i never did those kind of cuts

[twilit escarp]

and being able to explode heads with maces

[rare hearth]

same

[bleak kettle]

Yeah I remember that too actually - is it gone?

[slate charm]

i never paid that much attention i just knew brains were a thing and ribs

[rare hearth]

taking someone's guts

[twilit escarp]

yup, but they added bone breaking instead

which is pretty cool

especially when you get a perfect neck strike with a mace and their head twists around and slumps backwards

that's pretty damn metal

[rare sleet]

yeah i snapped someone's neck with a mace once

[slate charm]

i managed to break someones neck with my weapon's handle

kinda hugged his head and spun it

[twilit escarp]

yeah pommel strikes and polearm hafts can do it too, but less reliably, you can hook them around people's necks and kinda push/pull and it'll sometimes just snap their necks

[bleak kettle]

Yeah I love the bone breaking, do you know why they removed the intestines?

[twilit escarp]

almost certainly performance or stability related

[humble bloom]

Not compatible with the procedural gore system

[broken venture]

yo guys

do I get healed on the greate challenge?

like on the abyss?

[twilit escarp]

the 2 handed bonk stick should be in commoner by default ngl

[twilit escarp]

yeah, kind of, but enemies will come at you faster than you can really recover, if you take a head wound it's best to just try again

[stiff olive]

fellas what yall like using in man at arms?

[dapper cloud]

just got to the baron again, iam scaraed

[twilit escarp]

long poleaxe, or a longsword

[broken venture]

I got my arms fucked, do I just run around until I heal myself?

[twilit escarp]

nah you're probably dead

[broken venture]

I have 4 dudes on my back but I am very armored

[broken venture]

cowards may die, but soldiers die with honour

[stiff olive]

thats neat, managed to jam it into a dude's armpit the moment we clashed together

[shell bronze]

longsword and poleaxe are the answers to man at arms

[twilit escarp]

yeah if you can crack overheads, longsword is a great weapon at man at arms, you can pretty reliably kill people with either an overhead to either shoulder or a neck slash/stab

[shell bronze]

poleaxe sweeps knight by default

[twilit escarp]

poleaxe is great at knight tier, but greatsword is the most fun for me

[broken venture]

Even if I can't grab any weapon i'll try with fists

nvm I lost legs

[shell bronze]

if you can throw reliable shoulder strikes and/or spam heavy headshots the swords do great work

[slate charm]

COMMONER? bruh thats in the man at arms cattegory... used it to kill the last champion

[stiff olive]

i kinda suck at overheads so my method is usualy to swing a few times and if that fails i right click and start just bashing at the dudes head with both ends of the weapon

[twilit escarp]

yeah I'm using the highest tier mace because it's fun, but the lower tier variant should be available

[shell bronze]

sometimes you can also just one shot the bucket hat losers

[slate charm]

ture to that tho

true*

[slate charm]

imagine if beggar also had items....

like stools and stuff

[rare sleet]

gotta love it when you accidentally smack the hell out of someone with your cross guard

[slate charm]

i'd only use the big candle holder tho

[shell bronze]

spoilance

• carnage you get knives

unless you mean default equipment

[dapper cloud]

YESSSSSSSSS

[slate charm]

thats what i meant

1v1s being with random household items not punchings

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1263248218297339915/1412706937501388840/20D6F61.MP4?ex=68cdb49c&is=68cc631c&hm=32cf631e6417e678d6324bcce36d38519a033eb6a3dcccebd67ca6f1e7b82f1b&

[shell bronze]

definitely possible with early access tbh

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1416644931539177563/507A291.MP4?ex=68cd87a7&is=68cc3627&hm=d9e4c9455edd68110979f37e89297dfdfa28cefd63a17c476aa7d0ea30119718&

[slate charm]

huh...

[lethal ingot]

When will I be able to have a tavern fight and beat someone's skull in with a tankard?

[dapper cloud]

I finally killed that golden bitch who terrorized me for six months.

[slate charm]

thats a combat style that i never tought about

[shell bronze]

it's just a basic kenjutsu strike

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1412963472458649731/21140F1.MP4?ex=68cd5207&is=68cc0087&hm=b2aa2c533cb67f6a4e622305d9b17727487d5e4ae8eeec815b53c9a5d2ccbb87&

[slate charm]

tbh i only went with polearms and just

swung hard

bardiche to the legs is a surprisingly easy to do kill and very painful for the enemy

[shell bronze]

aim it at their heads and it's a free win every time

[broken venture]

do I unlock custom weapons after the greate challenge?

[dark folio]

Wdym

[broken venture]

if I can choose mz loadout

[shell bronze]

it's a modded free mode thing

[broken venture]

my*

[dark folio]

You cant change your loadout as the baron just pick a different class

[broken venture]

ok

[shell bronze]

you can change it with mods

that's how you can play as commoner boss

[dapper cloud]

where do half sword photos save?

[stiff olive]

welp there goes my save

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1406855255836328060/39A62F1.MP4?ex=68cd82cf&is=68cc314f&hm=fbee3b2eaf4a62ae87c5c2c58eddfe7666d765e27dcd4558863aef43d1bf50a1&

[shell bronze]

program files x86
steam
common
steamapps
half sword
screenshots

[stiff olive]

got killed in half a second by a sword and then got ambushed by a plancon in the abyss

[shell bronze]

yeah that's part of the game

[stiff olive]

yea

[dapper cloud]

thanks

[stiff olive]

makes me hate it but i like it

[shell bronze]

death is always one good strike away

just like irl

[stiff olive]

i gotta get better at overheads

(i have hit maybe one successfuly in the 10 hours i played)

[broken venture]

not this guy

[shell bronze]

practice against dummy

[broken venture]

Am I cooked guys?

[shell bronze]

beat him in the head you have full armor bruh

[broken venture]

Bro I have no gloves and no shoes 💀

just jokin

But I don't have shoes or gloves

[harsh dagger]

100000000%

[shell bronze]

man is all gucci'd out and still doesn't have gauntlets

good luck

[harsh dagger]

Real

[broken venture]

There are no gauntlets

[harsh dagger]

oof

i had to get trainer just to beat tha baron

im bad at the game i guess

[broken venture]

I FOUND GAUNTLETS

[shell bronze]

no shame in that tbh

[broken venture]

he's slow af

[shell bronze]

do what you gotta do to enjoy the game

[broken venture]

OH NO HE ISN'T

[shell bronze]

you do not want to say that when he half sword rushes you

[broken venture]

I got him

[harsh dagger]

NIce

[shell bronze]

nice

[broken venture]

I mean I didn't kill him but he's shitty

rn tryng to get a more sturdy weapon

[shell bronze]

then kill him

[stiff olive]

It works only when I'm not fighting for some reason

[harsh dagger]

The best ways to win are either bashing his head with a blunt weapon of some sort. or Stabbing the gaps in his armor

[shell bronze]

then practice against live targets

overheads are a bit tricky to execute consistently in dynamic combat

[harsh dagger]

blunt weapon like mace works better tho

[broken venture]

my weapon just dissappeared

[harsh dagger]

OOF

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1417421363219664997/7E85831.MP4?ex=68cdb7c3&is=68cc6643&hm=15c795152b282bccb0f91f78b10ca7e39c9358a3f3c7fea8d475c42b85797731&

@stiff olive

just do this until you can do it naturally when needed

[broken venture]

I would try to stab him on the little zones without armor but he has armor everywhere

just stole his halberd lol

[shell bronze]

his shit sucks

half sword grip it

[broken venture]

I hate it halfswording

I prefer normal grip

cus can aim from far

[shell bronze]

it's a heavy pos

[broken venture]

i know

I know*

[shell bronze]

voulge better

[broken venture]

But heavier means harder hits

and more distance

I don't want that shiny ass close

just cat his throat

ez

[ivory wigeon]

When pvp??

[ruby glade]

Them pearly's

[signal wedge]

Holy peak

[broken venture]

Yo this shit is epic

[broken venture]

?

the greate challenge its the easiest part of the gauntlet mode

fr

not at the start but when got that spiky polearm and some armor you're unbeatable

bad boy

no no no

they should make the baron use a zweihander

[little citrus]

someone edit a skateboard on him

[ruby glade]

Give the baron a Handgonne

[broken venture]

wait a minute

[broken venture]

made with paint, don't complain

[little citrus]

ts so peak...

[broken venture]

literally took me 1 minute

so don't expect any better

[little citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-one-piece-anime-gif-4502646032764566609

[broken venture]

lol

[little citrus]

greatest image ever

[little citrus]

we might need to show this to the entire server for how epic it is

[broken venture]

xd

@little citrus I have a better idea, wait

[little citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-devious-rubbing-hands-evil-suspicious-gif-26037341

[broken venture]

I cut this, it was very quit and its not very good, but I'll cook with it

[hybrid gale]

another good look at willies anatomy

[broken venture]

I will belive that the devs actually did a good search for anatomy

@little citrus did my best here

[torpid lion]

i love finally beating the baron and not getting smoked by "fatal error"

[broken venture]

lol

[torpid lion]

Yea that error is the true endboss

[real void]

fire

[hollow yarrow]

So I got to the end of the gauntlet
when I click the top rank there's "prepare yourself for the ultimate challenge"
but no... way to do anything no extra buttons'
the abyss is something separate, right? Thats where you get sent if you bully your guy too much?

so how do I start the challenge

[broken venture]

just click to start a new match

and then pray

[hollow yarrow]

brain broke

[broken venture]

take the knive in the middle

[hollow yarrow]

the play demo button

right

[torpid lion]

yea

[real void]

same button as every other time

[broken venture]

its not so hard

[torpid lion]

or dont take knife and bruce lee him

[hollow yarrow]

yeah hence "brain broke"

[broken venture]

just a few tips

first

pray

second

grab the stick with spikes

thirth

pray

fourth

pray

fifth

get armor

sixth

pray

[torpid lion]

actually i find blunt weapons better

[real void]

seventh, die

[torpid lion]

ngl

[real void]

eighth, do it all again and pray harder

[soft osprey]

Bro really said all that and forgot step 9. Pray

[real void]

you're right.

[broken venture]

and the step 10?

dude

pray

[torpid lion]

and eleven is profit

[broken venture]

If I start a gauntlet mode again will I lose the baron?

[torpid lion]

no

it stays unlocked in free play

[dark folio]

No

[broken venture]

ok

Anyways I wasn't going to do it again

[torpid lion]

i did baron like 6 or 7 times by now

he hates me

[dark folio]

Cool

[broken venture]

I hate every npc

[torpid lion]

mhm, explains why you try to overtake them in combat

[broken venture]

do enemy actually detect when you use fool's guard?

[dark folio]

Wdym

[broken venture]

fool's guar

guard

[hollow yarrow]

did my first 5 final challenge runs

in the span of uh
the last 3 minutes

[dark folio]

When you use fools guard they charge towards you

[hollow yarrow]

many learning opportunities ig

[broken venture]

the foolest guard to use and the foolest guard to attack

[broken venture]

that means yes

[hollow yarrow]

when they outrange you choose one:
wait for them to swing
if they dont have a swinging weapon restart the run

they just literally never stop pointing directly at me no matter how and where I walk or sprint

[broken venture]

When they have longer range I just hit their weapon away

[hollow yarrow]

...

hu?

thats a thing?

[broken venture]

like "splash" and then I got his chest all for me

[hollow yarrow]

I thought that happened when you like, hit their arms

[broken venture]

Wait I'll try to do a clip abt it

[shell bronze]

please dont tell me you never deflected people's weapons

[hollow yarrow]

I mean I deflected swings incidentally ig (?)

[shell bronze]

it's so free

[dark folio]

I try moving their weapon aside

[broken venture]

like spears, polearlms, and longswords are pretty easy to slash away

[hollow yarrow]

btw my literal first UC experince was the guy Im meant to knife spawning with a pitchfork 💀

set the tone well

[shell bronze]

randomize until you get your own pitchfork

[broken venture]

@hollow yarrow I am deflecting opponent's weapon here

I'm sorry for the swings

[shell bronze]

for parrying swords it's honestly a lot more predictive than it is fast-twitch

[broken venture]

normaly npc with swords do upper attacks at first contant

[shell bronze]

false

it's random

[broken venture]

a

[broken venture]

I tought not

[shell bronze]

this guy starts with a low sweep

[dark folio]

I wonder if there will be any boss stronger than the baron

[dark folio]

Also we need smarter AI or atleast the option to make it smarter

[broken venture]

this one was pretty easy

[broken venture]

we need them to know how to block attacks

[shell bronze]

they have a rudimentary idea of blocking but not actively parrying

[dark folio]

Yes

[broken venture]

look at this

[shell bronze]

i want these fuckers to fight me on even ground

[broken venture]

only shields or also weapons?

[shell bronze]

it's another reason why i do a lot of parrying so i can beat the ai at its best

[broken venture]

imagine them crawling on you with the dagger

[dark folio]

I want willie to have the intelligence to understand that i want him to suffer

[shell bronze]

instead of being a low effort flailing troglodyte

who just lands lucky hits and calls them clean kills

[hollow yarrow]

im gonna take like 20-60h off from the suffering tbh

[broken venture]

I wish we had reverse grip on daggers

[broken venture]

how did I do here

any suggestions for better?

and here?

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1411903286679965846/43491A1.MP4?ex=68cd6b27&is=68cc19a7&hm=a977f985806d287c3363caf665e05b45a61813d1e8d6b9eb008a313d8038864a&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1411806222050660422/7801EC1.MP4?ex=68cdb981&is=68cc6801&hm=327a7bddc862560c344cb2787e2f0cb8042b12d4ce835d62cbeb04a3832ee271&

[dark folio]

Bait out attacks then counter

[broken venture]

wym

[dark folio]

Idk

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1402842375033983036/B764231.MP4?ex=68cd6a05&is=68cc1885&hm=93249e12fe49e205901290e8bfced6278b05017c8807371b9201e185b89f8a44&

[broken venture]

Why I keep recording discord?

I want to film only halfsword dude 😭

[broken venture]

@hollow yarrow

[broken venture]

clueless what do you think about the clips I sent

[broken venture]

this is what we mean saying npc are stupid

wait not this one

I filmed discord again 😭

he just moved his shield away while had the other hand wounded

they just stoopid

[broken venture]

I tried to pull away his weapon here

[wind nebula]

Cutting people in half vertically is so cool

[broken venture]

fr

I wish there was a polearm with a frying pan as head

[broken venture]

what the hell was that

[broken venture]

last round before sleep

good night

[dark folio]

Always holddown shift

Shut up slurr

[broken venture]

Wdym

[broken venture]

It was bc I didnt know if I was filming

[sleek gull]

Live in 5 on twitch, link in bio.

[young saffron]

W John❤️‍🩹

[young saffron]

W willie❤️‍🩹

W willies willy❤️‍🩹

[atomic stump]

Yes. RUN FROM ME

[young saffron]

he was moonwalking on you to disrespect you. you need to peel off his face

[atomic stump]

oop

[atomic stump]

@shell bronze naked willy is best willy

[shell bronze]

mfs will do anything but play the game normally

[atomic stump]

i fight normally, i just dont put clothes on

[atomic stump]

@shell bronze

[sand herald]

dayum...

[heady timber]

i just discovered you can simply headbutt people in this game

[heady timber]

hwo the fuck do you get willy to block with a weapon???

[shell bronze]

he just does it idk

[heady timber]

i can only seem to make him swing the damn thing

[atomic stump]

@shell bronze missed the block but got the cut in half anywayys

[heady timber]

you make it look so easy 😭

bro is john half sword

[atomic stump]

Dont lose your head man

[shell bronze]

@sand herald

that's john half sword not me

[sand herald]

hello

[atomic stump]

Do you wanna be my 5th father

[heady timber]

holy shit its john halfsword!!!

[sand herald]

oh man i don't think i'm ready for that

[shell bronze]

i'm just a random guy who gets lucky kills with no skill involved

[atomic stump]

but you share me with 4 others

[heady timber]

im kinda getting it, its damn tricky tho, these willies require speed and precision 🧐

[sand herald]

you know what, sure man

[atomic stump]

YAYAYAYAY

[shell bronze]

honestly doing a no hit brave stand is harder than the usual parrying charade

[lapis marsh]

wtf is going on

[delicate siren]

nice cut!

[shell bronze]

no idea

[patent hound]

Stupid question, what does the abbreviation wip mean in the wip channel

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[still rock]

Work in progress.

[deep shale]

i thought it meant something else

[summer brook]

https://tenor.com/view/причина-тряски-gif-4837083505841749378

[deep shale]

like "when i'm peeing"

[still rock]

True.

[patent hound]

Thanks

[naive holly]

Really felt like the bad guy, here

[atomic stump]

you are never the bad guy.

[mental kelp]

Evil

[still rock]

Are you aiming with your toes?

Looks like you’re lining up your stabs with your right foot.

[atomic stump]

get fucked broooo

[atomic stump]

HI 4th DAD

[still rock]

Hello there! I forgot I adopted you.

When are you gonna pick up two swords like your old man?

Also, have you watched anime today?!

[atomic stump]

when next ren fair happens

[atomic stump]

no, but ive been thinking about rewatching RWBY for the 19th time

[still rock]

Damnnnnn, that one is old af.

Wasn’t that made by a sub company of Rooster teeth? I’m pretty sure it was, or they like voice acted for it.

[still rock]

VERY GOOOOOOOOOOOD VERY GOOD!

[young saffron]

willie commits vehicular manslaughter: W willie❤️‍🩹 (why did the editing software delete my sound???) I'm so sorry for this

[gritty sigil]

Swords and spears may break my skin, but maces will never hurt me.

[young saffron]

what about axes

[still rock]

@gritty sigil

There is a whole guild that would disagree. This clip was by @shell bronze

[shell bronze]

rwby fell off

lame ass shift at work

time to go home and play more half sword

[nimble oasis]

If U re the bad guy, then I am the worst human being

[upper urchin]

the london special

[young saffron]

mace + parrying dagger go brrr

[shell bronze]

i honestly just stab people with the parrying dagger

beats the mace

[still rock]

Listen everyone needs to just equip two maces. That’s how you make up for any faults. Ez.

[shell bronze]

why so i have two heavy ass things to swing around that require headshots or 3+ hits anywhere else to work

[restive barn]

maces or axes which beter

[shell bronze]

axe

[still rock]

Listen, it go bonk. I believe this could be the way.

[shell bronze]

works as a mace without the issues because it also is lethal with one good hit outside of headshots

[still rock]

I’m trolling, I never even use maces.

My bad.

They just look cool.

[restive barn]

i mean axes are essentially maces with the ability to slice

[shell bronze]

that's why they are the preferred choice

[naive holly]

Did someone say london

[cedar swift]

[hidden acorn]

is the abyss broken for anyone else?

[restive barn]

work in progress

[atomic stump]

yeahg but shitter teeth went out of buisness so its owened by viz media rn and we js waitng for v 10 to drop

[atomic stump]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-gif-9388384639890532829

[shell bronze]

explain what they did to my kween weiss

[atomic stump]

fym weiss is fine as hell in the lsat volumes

[shell bronze]

she used to be peak then they unpeak'd her

[atomic stump]

she matured

she matured brochacho, she learned what the real world was and matured

[shell bronze]

naw the maturity aspect is fire they ruined her fighting

[atomic stump]

Oh yeah shes def the weakest fighter of the 4

[shell bronze]

i enjoy the character development but they made her so ass at fighting like bruh

what happened to all that early game aura

[atomic stump]

Nah i 100% agree with you there

Imo blakes prolly the strongest fighter than ruby

NEO IS SO OP BUT I LOVE HER

[atomic stump]

if youve watched it whose your favorite character

@austere salmon this isnt quite gamer block but its close right?

or whatever you called it

[shell bronze]

we're BACK

to playing half sword

every shift i work is another 20+ copies of half sword i can hand out to my day ones

[atomic stump]

am I a day one 🥺

[still rock]

Blake.

[nocturne spade]

does anyone know why the game gives me a fatal error sometimes?

[shell bronze]

yeah that's what i thought

[shell bronze]

blood

[atomic stump]

YES. YES. YES. GOOD MAN

[nocturne spade]

oh ok

[still rock]

Ez!

[shell bronze]

weiss my favorite still because white hair is peak

• rapier characters get immediate brownie points from me

[atomic stump]

@shell bronze actually good

[shell bronze]

good read on the ai

[atomic stump]

yayay tyyy

[still rock]

She was second, but Blake was part of a cult.

You just don’t find women like that smh.

[shell bronze]

i thought i got damaged with this one but it was actually the other guy's hands

[austere salmon]

Not the gamer parry, thats a standard halfsword parry on a slash

[atomic stump]

ah oki

[austere salmon]

Gamer parry necessitates use of a smallsword against a greatswords overhead slash

[atomic stump]

Neo thoooo 😩

[atomic stump]

yessir noted

[shell bronze]

gamer parry is basically an impractical ass way to fight commoner boss

[austere salmon]

Its an epic way to kill the commoners boss

[shell bronze]

exceeding the lack of practicality of my own parries

[austere salmon]

You lack perspective clue

[naive holly]

Throwback to me being a drama queen my first few weeks playing the game

✨️dramatic✨️

[shell bronze]

weapon swap

[round stone]

What's this stance bro

"distract the enemy" ahh tactic

[shell bronze]

dont pmo with allat grappling

[atomic stump]

@shell bronze was this a good read?

[shell bronze]

yes

[atomic stump]

yayyy

[atomic stump]

NAKED WILLY STRIKES AGAIN

[atomic stump]

I feel like this one is better than some of mine

[shell bronze]

oftentimes i wonder why people take so long to kill someone with a shorter/slower weapon with higher tier polearms

[atomic stump]

Capitlized on the opening big time

@shell bronze @still rock @sand herald all in red or black?

[atomic stump]

God this was smooth as hell

[still rock]

F, I don’t condone gambling. Is there a blue?

[atomic stump]

only red or black mane

[still rock]

F. Black!

[atomic stump]

heard

@shell bronze read like a damn book

[atomic stump]

all in on black and this happened

[sand herald]

New fighting style

[still rock]

You became clueless?

That’s actually a good outcome, I say.

[atomic stump]

yessirrr

[viral relic]

Is my keyboard not working right, or can you not hold shift, alt (to get ready to stab), and walk backwards at the same time anymore?

[shell bronze]

mfs will have a whole ass big boy weapon in their right hand and decide they want to use the dagger

[still rock]

I would say it, but I feel like I’ve done enough trolling today. ⚔️