halfsword-chat-⚔

[gilded veldt]

this game truly is one of a kind

[wary niche]

beautiful exchange

[lone yarrow]

the lesser look on in fear of what God made

[gilded veldt]

almost crashed my pc for this image but i think it was worth it

[wary niche]

oh?

[gilded veldt]

my pictures just keep getting better

[sand herald]

Oh my goodness

[empty shoal]

how do i pick stuff up

i click q or e and nothing happens

[azure mirage]

told you

no

im stupid

[azure mirage]

don't hold q or e, you have to click it once

thats it

[sage sail]

wonder if in early access nut kicks will do anything special

[gilded veldt]

perchance

[empty shoal]

thanks

[stiff viper]

When is full sword coming out?

[harsh dagger]

lol

[sage sail]

2067

[stiff viper]

Please tell me that’s a count of every person who’s made that joke

[sage sail]

6 77😂

why is the nermel one blocked

from how long the games been out i would guess in the next 1 or 2 years?

[gilded veldt]

early access is Q4 2025, so full access would probably beeeeee
~2027

[gilded veldt]

#🧠rot

[sage sail]

what the frick

[gilded veldt]

i got something

[signal wedge]

Bye bye

[gilded veldt]

oh wauit

cadaver........

god i love halfsword's skeleton model

[languid nest]

gnarliest survivable wound i've ever caused with this thing

[sage sail]

p*tchfork user🤢

[misty basin]

i call that the whirlwind technique

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-dancing-guy-cringe-gif-3173535023585082338

most based pichfork user

on the other hand

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-your-mom-your-mother-giga-chad-gif-579766395430626034

least based hoe enjoyer

[gilded veldt]

i love reshade

[still cove]

is there a lowest strikes league (lowest hits to win) group?

[lapis marsh]

That would just be one hit lol

[placid coyote]

that seems pretty easy with sharp weapons

[still cove]

i mean like from 0 - baron lowest hit run / like in speedruns?

[placid coyote]

least amount of hits from beggar to baron?

[austere salmon]

hey sko i fucked around and made some stupid shit

[wary niche]

oh no...

[austere salmon]

lantern staff

[placid coyote]

thats really bright

[wary niche]

all praise the holy lantern staff, signal of he who carrys the dead across the seas

[austere salmon]

here's it less bright

[gilded veldt]

the spike stick is absolutely insane i love it

[austere salmon]

now i can roam at night without worrying about the darkness

[wary niche]

oh shit you mean ACTUALLY made a lantern staff

[austere salmon]

yeah

wht did you think i meant?

[placid coyote]

very nice

[wary niche]

on HS

[austere salmon]

no

i'm a blacksmith, i make things

[wary niche]

I dont think that's supposed to be tehre

Iron suppliments!

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/algorithm-terminator-feed-forcefeed-adsense-gif-23841667

[molten galleon]

This is lowk a vibe

Walking around the field with a lantern on a stick like a hermit

[austere salmon]

yeah im afraid of the dark so i decided to just start carrying a light

now i have a light staff

because fuck the darkness ja?

[molten galleon]

I usually just clip a lantern to my belt

But I need to get on the new lantern staff tech

[austere salmon]

yeah but thi is more fun

[mental kelp]

Jack o lantern

[austere salmon]

no this is a staff o lantern

[wary niche]

mmm nummy iron suppliments

[gilded veldt]

willie just got launched past render distance and fell into the void

[thorny stream]

pitchfork is one of the best peasant weapons

[deep shale]

the length keeps you safe
the metal bits hurt
even if you're smashing it into people as a blunt instrument

polearm maestros rejoice

[wind charm]

who up poleing they arms rn

[sleek gull]

OMG. We need Bardic Instruments.....We need to bash people loot Lyres and Loots!

[deep shale]

you are like a father to me.

[sleek gull]

Stab Willie in the eye with a flute!

[deep shale]

moo taught me everything i know about ye polearm fighting

learn from him

[wind charm]

i am on the precipice of air dribbles

[deep shale]

gettin drafted as a peasant levy sounds scary yea

[sleek gull]

I tried the toss up and catch to kill. Got it 2x, and then I couldn't do it again for another 20 attempts lol.

[deep shale]

but for some beggars
Its a glow up when they hand you the dented helmet and the short spear

[wind charm]

i found this catch clip :D

[grim nacelle]

wth bro

[wind charm]

he done called me coward

[thorny stream]

why do you swing your guard like that

[acoustic nest]

Stupid idea,
Roland the Farter - Wikipedia https://share.google/EtCT2rQqhPjiSp1Nv we add this loon to halfsword

[thorny stream]

thats BEGGING for a spear to catch that bottom part of your helmet and making your head and the rest of your body long distance lovers

[lapis marsh]

you simply dont do it against spears

[acoustic nest]

Then what happens when you meet a spear dude?

[lapis marsh]

deflect the spear, close in, wallop

or touch tips until they flinch, wallop

[acoustic nest]

Good, never surrender unless you are at a bad position you can't recover from

Like being walloped on the floor

[lapis marsh]

as if id ever end up walloped on the floor

[acoustic nest]

mmmMMMmm

[wind charm]

i'd win

[sleek gull]

I feel like his head came off a lil too easily.

[lapis marsh]

bro using the fuckin dueling stance

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1408254325557559326/69B28E1.MP4?ex=68c6bc4b&is=68c56acb&hm=2e82d389c2d01e11a4837a5a311a53bf3e15326cefd5b77ec8e3d22c971670b1&

[sleek gull]

HEck yeah! Put a dagger on your left hip, hold down Q until he grabs a hold of the grip, then release Q. You are now 1 handed with a long sword, with your off hand on your hip.

[lapis marsh]

i gotta try that

[wind charm]

i luv halfsowrd

[lapis marsh]

poleaxe halfsword gang

me when im in a beating the shit out of my opponent competition and my opponent is poleaxe halfsword

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-gif-5928675730449509852

[wind charm]

sword half sword is ever scarier

[lapis marsh]

major skill issue

i wouldve won that

those binds were sick as hell but you paid for it with your life

[sleek gull]

reguardless, those two blocks were super clean

[deep shale]

I LOVE BLOCKING

IM GONNA RISK MY LIFE AND MY HONOR FOR THE SICK PARRY

LETS GOOOOOOO

[lapis marsh]

i aint payin 20 dollars to block fool

[pearl ferry]

always block always aura farm

[wind charm]

mama aint raised no ragamuffin

[lapis marsh]

always lose

mama didnt raise no hedgeborn

[pearl ferry]

always aura farm

always do the flashiest possible move

[lapis marsh]

you never get hit if you're just not a bitch

[lapis marsh]

axe users try not to overhead challenge impossible

[deep shale]

roundhouse kick as a followup to your longsword swings

[lapis marsh]

but also sick pommel strike damn

[deep shale]

i play this fkn game like resident evil 4 i swear

[sleek gull]

OoOoH LoOk aT mE i PoLaXe!

[lapis marsh]

these residents are kinda evil. and theres four of em

[wind charm]

bet

[sleek gull]

Also...wtf is this sound! LOL

[lapis marsh]

i cant tell if this is derogratory or valid

[sleek gull]

Yes!

[wind charm]

he got the low guard on point tho fr

[lapis marsh]

@sleek gull check your mailbox >:3

[deep shale]

rage bait doesnt work at the barbarian

the barbarian is gonna eat it for free

[sleek gull]

If it is ticking, I ain't grabbin it

[lapis marsh]

would you grab it if its tocking

[sleek gull]

pfft, what do you take me for...

...Of course I would

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1362522102883942585/1365478973294772305/InShot_20250426_100444894.gif

[grim nacelle]

how do you modify your loadout

[sleek gull]

I use Half Sword Trainer to spawn in cloths, weapons, armor.

Then I save it for later use in OVRDTH Selector.

Two mods

[deep shale]

snap krackle pop

[grim nacelle]

thanks

[wind charm]

i think i shared this one but i must spear anyway

his head just kinda did that

[sleek gull]

I love 'Willie in PJs'. I only bring him out past bed time though.

[gilded veldt]

but its skillless

use a sword

practice swordfighting

actually with peasant

axes are like swords for peasants

[lapis marsh]

use a poleaxe

[pearl ferry]

knightly duel!!!

[grim nacelle]

@sleek gull which trainer mod did you install

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/1 this one?

half sword enhancer got banned on nexus mods

[gilded veldt]

its on github still

[grim nacelle]

keeps crashing smh

[jolly gorge]

the mod closes half sword so it can mine bitcoins more efficiently

[grim nacelle]

??

[gilded veldt]

misinformation

[gilded veldt]

works for me

[grim nacelle]

installed it manually and now it works

launcher was broken

[gilded veldt]

hm

[cerulean spire]

hi server

i need help

now

[gilded veldt]

with what

[cerulean spire]

my computer is eating itself

[rugged steeple]

is multiplayer like confirmed or expected or just not coming

[soft osprey]

Tell it to stop

[cerulean spire]

no no im being serious

[gilded veldt]

what how

[cerulean spire]

im talking about my space

[gilded veldt]

what the hell does that mean

[cerulean spire]

on the c disc

it is running out of space

[soft osprey]

Full online multiplayer is a possibility after full release, but until then you’ll have split screen at most

[gilded veldt]

actively??

[restive barn]

hey

[cerulean spire]

yeah

[restive barn]

my brother is playing half sword

[gilded veldt]

uhh

[soft osprey]

What?

[shell bronze]

practice piano or play half sword for the gorillionth time

hmm

[gilded veldt]

he's talking to me

[cerulean spire]

i had like 30 giga and i have now like 2

[gilded veldt]

wow

[cerulean spire]

i touched nothin dude

[gilded veldt]

hm

thats weird

[soft osprey]

It doesn’t make sense

[restive barn]

?

[gilded veldt]

ohh

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-we-spoonmadethis-we-me-us-gif-5237515834956269985

[cerulean spire]

im using a pendrive to guard my things

[restive barn]

ignore the "we

[shell bronze]

i'm contemplating whether to farm clips for half sword and spam them here so people complain or just practice playing your reality on piano instead

[restive barn]

oh

[soft osprey]

Im confused. You’re saying that you had 30gb of space left, then you installed halfsword, and now have 2gb left?

[restive barn]

you practice piano?

[cerulean spire]

i think i just lost my computer

no no

its not half sword

i dunno what is it

[gilded veldt]

uhh
check windows malware protection??

i have no idea what could be happening with your pc

[cerulean spire]

I DONT KNOW DUDE

[gilded veldt]

worst case you have to factory reset it

[soft osprey]

Ok I still dunno what Youre talking about

[cerulean spire]

JUST ANSWER ME SOMETHING

[gilded veldt]

youd keep the computer and lose programs but its better than no pc at all

[cerulean spire]

HOW DO I UNINSTALL A PROGRAM THAT DOESNT LEMME TO UNINSTALL IT BECAUSE OF "using archives"

[soft osprey]

Bro Google is your friend. What makes you think the halfsword gaming discord can solve your pc issues

[cerulean spire]

I CHECKED EVERY CORNER OF MY PC AND I FOUND NOTHING

[cerulean spire]

dunno sir

[restive barn]

i hate google sponsors

[red panther]

how do istop the camera moder stop popping up randomly?

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-biosday-tu-yu-silly-funny-tiktok-gif-7863007534128733852

[shell bronze]

i do

i'm very new to it with no formal training but i'm trying

[red panther]

? so this is normal?

[soft osprey]

Ive never heard of the issue with the camera mode randomly popping up. Is your key stuck or something lol

[red panther]

no and i unbound c on the keyboard too lol

http://puu.sh/KAKcG/6b3dedff31.jpg

i guess that doesnt work in this channel lol

[soft osprey]

Make a #1047240101152960525 post, I’ll ask the mod team if they have any ideas

[lapis marsh]

gordon ramsey\

[red panther]

it even happens if im just stnding there and only l clicking

[restive barn]

@sleek gull master sword mod when

[red panther]

it seems to only happen with l click when i double click

disregard its any double click

[restive barn]

880 hours last time i checked @sleek gull

nvm 965.5 hours

[ember berry]

just had the great axe kill me by striking me with the flat of the axe head 😐

made a basket ball size wound on my back

[restive barn]

whats your gore settings

[ember berry]

default

center

[restive barn]

center?

[ember berry]

the middle one

[restive barn]

gruesome?

[ember berry]

yeah

[grim nacelle]

are you sure its not running already

[restive barn]

yeah axes are op here

[ember berry]

yeah, i know, ive been atomized by grazes and glancing blows before but this one was absurd

slices off a piece of me like ham 😔

[pearl ferry]

average axe gameplay

[restive barn]

blunt greatsword mordhau

[pearl ferry]

they have black holes lining their edge

[ember berry]

blocking them generally isnt an issue, but if the thing so much as touches you you get cut in half

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-gets-vaporized-gif-10510675537236673872

[restive barn]

here is your daily reminder that graphics on medium and lower only reflect screen space things

graphics on high and higher may reflect objects out of screen, but dont reflect reflections out of screen

[gilded veldt]

whats that mean

ohh wait

i think i get it

[restive barn]

who tf said gauntlents

[azure mirage]

nobody

[shell bronze]

ok enough piano practice time to play half sword

(the more important thing)

first blood

[gilded veldt]

this is what the mini sickle does to a man

[restive barn]

@sleek gull

[shell bronze]

parry practice

[lone yarrow]

Good god.

[mental kelp]

Recognized mod author

[cerulean spire]

hi server, i solved the problem of my pc, salutes

[cerulean spire]

sad thing i cant have my space back

but atleast

it isnt consumming itself

so its a good progress

forget about it

its getting worse

[cerulean spire]

now it isnt software consumming, it is hardware consumming

[restive barn]

me too

[gilded veldt]

man i think you got a crypto miner

[cerulean spire]

¿

[gilded veldt]

malware that mines crypto on your device

[cerulean spire]

what do you mean crypto miner

[gilded veldt]

performance heavy as hell

[cerulean spire]

how do i solve it dud

[gilded veldt]

uhhhh

no idea

[cerulean spire]

im done for?

[sleek gull]

I think it needs a more even angled blade.

[gilded veldt]

if you cant find anything out and it gets too bad youll have to factory reset your pc

[shell bronze]

what no shoulder armor does to a mf

[restive barn]

you cant make that without adding a fuller

[cerulean spire]

infact

i think its the usb

i have on my pc

hold on

[placid coyote]

hi willie

[sleek gull]

ahh I see your point

[atomic stump]

@shell bronze yooo

[cerulean spire]

ok i think it actually was the usb

lemme check

[shell bronze]

fodder killing session

[cerulean spire]

yeah i think it was the usb

dammit

[atomic stump]

i actually got that overhead strike down pretty welll

[shell bronze]

now start doing it consistently

[atomic stump]

i have been

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[restive barn]

sooo do i send u the file or

[atomic stump]

from literally right before it

[shell bronze]

plancon moment

[shell bronze]

now do it against longsword user

[gilded veldt]

man i love the mini sickle

[shell bronze]

if you can consistently tag longsword users with the overheads/verticals without taking damage you're entering goated territory

[atomic stump]

this wasnt exactly strictly overhead but it was a good combo

[cerulean spire]

welp server thanks for hearing my suffering against a killer usb my mom gifted to me

why the laughing emoji

[atomic stump]

im assuming heart means this was good?

[gilded veldt]

guffaw! hark hark hark! haw!

[next kraken]

was at knight rank then died to a glitch🙃

[cerulean spire]

playing abyss?

[next kraken]

no gauntlet

[cerulean spire]

yo

[wicked bridge]

could you send me a link please?

[gilded veldt]

man nobody plays abyss anymore its like the best gamemode

[gilded veldt]

yeah hold on

[cerulean spire]

abyss is funny but its has much glitches

[next kraken]

abyss is buns

i hate going to PURGATORY when i die

[cerulean spire]

like when the fcking floor becomes water

and you fell

and die

and lost your character

and your progress

[gilded veldt]

https://github.com/lambor590/Half-Sword-Enhancer

[wicked bridge]

thank you 🙏

[cerulean spire]

guys, what does enhancer actually do?, its a trainer mod??

[gilded veldt]

its such a cool concept tho and its better than losing everything with no chance of redemption

[lapis marsh]

yes

[gilded veldt]

yeah you can do funny shit with it

[cerulean spire]

oh ok

btw

[shell bronze]

yeah

[cerulean spire]

lets suppose this:

[atomic stump]

ayyayayay

[cerulean spire]

i got an usb

[shell bronze]

here's a pure jodan kamae/vom tag clip

[cerulean spire]

and it eated almost all my c disc space

[cerulean spire]

how do i get it back

[mental kelp]

long pollax is so ass

[cerulean spire]

(the space)

[mental kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-dwayne-johnson-biggest-piece-of-dog-shit-worst-song-worst-thing-i-have-ever-heard-gif-27119964

[restive barn]

it is not

[gilded veldt]

i suppose start uninstalling the randomly installed stuff

[shell bronze]

just hit the head bro trust

[mental kelp]

No it breaks ever five seconds

every

[lapis marsh]

genuine skill issue

[mental kelp]

Brah talks but I nver seen a goofy guy clip

[restive barn]

your poleaxe buttspike is too long

[lapis marsh]

bet

i'll pull one rn

[mental kelp]

Ok

long pollax

[shell bronze]

the fuck is with the reactions

[lapis marsh]

@cerulean spire fuck off with the emote spam

[cerulean spire]

ok ok

[lapis marsh]

i will call mods

[mental kelp]

out of any other weapon it is the least properly developed

I can kill with it but it will not be enjoyable. Short pollax is good but it is not accurate for what I'm doing

[mental kelp]

No

[gilded veldt]

willie was alive up until i stabbed through his neck with the sickle
as seen in the photo

[lapis marsh]

long poleaxe is great for getting the absolute most out of a poleaxe

[shell bronze]

wake me up when mace users are worth caring about

[mental kelp]

Not. it's worse at all except range compared to short pollax

More hand letting go, more fucking up

other random stuff

[restive barn]

yes it is

nvm

[gilded veldt]

HOLY SHIT I JUST STABBED HIM AND SWOOPED HIM UP

[cerulean spire]

server im bored, where are yall from?

im from Argentina

[gilded veldt]

the lost city of atlantis

im a dolphin

[lapis marsh]

new zealand

[restive barn]

signapore

[past stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349114831021539369/1349215909637787768/ezgif-4995d8efb2ad34.gif

[lapis marsh]

@mental kelp bet

[atomic stump]

@shell bronze accidently turned on zero-g

[shell bronze]

wild

[mental kelp]

Ok clearly we have different ideas of what is a clean play because this I can already do

[cerulean spire]

you know what?, these bots suck, devs should make the ai from the bots to learn how players play

[mental kelp]

But also notice your whiffs

[atomic stump]

comboed

[lapis marsh]

kid named 'im fucking working on it'

[mental kelp]

Thought u was number 2 pollax mb.........

[lapis marsh]

i would still beat yo ass in a fight

[shell bronze]

time to play knight brave stand with vanilla commoner build no hit

[cerulean spire]

guys

whats the hardest challenge to do on vanilla half sword?
gauntlet

[atomic stump]

@shell bronze im getting better with the longsword overhead

[high bridge]

I wish I had a better PC to play this game

Really fun but I have to play on low settings

[restive barn]

for some reason overheads with the longsword feel awfully clunky

[shell bronze]

can i PLEASE get a brave stand

holy shit

[cerulean spire]

you cant run the game or it crashes? lemme help: delete the steam cache

[atomic stump]

TWO HEARTS?

OMGG

[high bridge]

No I just have to play on low settings it doesn't crash

[atomic stump]

hehehe

[shell bronze]

brave stands cannot be this rare

[lapis marsh]

skiller issue

[gilded veldt]

i have a little feeling you have a really good pc

the amount of blood and absolutely NO lag whatsoever gives it away

[atomic stump]

how do i check specs

[gilded veldt]

task manager, performance

should say gpu and cpu and stuff in there

[atomic stump]

found this

[gilded veldt]

yeahh 3050

goddamn

[shell bronze]

you should look at my carnages

[atomic stump]

my computer was like 800

[shell bronze]

i give up trying to find a brave stand i can't lie

[gilded veldt]

i got a gtx 1660 ti

[shell bronze]

there's no way

[restive barn]

LET THE FUCK GO IDIOT

[atomic stump]

took me ten tries

[restive barn]

ARE YOU AN IDIOT

[gilded veldt]

i hope in early access the eyes and heart and other internals are their own objects tbh

[restive barn]

STUPID FUCKING IDIOT DIDNT LET GO

[gilded veldt]

not on some freak shit but imagine successfully throwing an axe at someones head and their eye just pops out

[lapis marsh]

skill issue

[graceful lichen]

is that 6 gigs of vram 💔

[shell bronze]

@gilded veldt whole lotta blood ❤️

[atomic stump]

no clue

[shell bronze]

took me 50 couldn't get one

rng moment

[gilded veldt]

my pc would literally pop if i had that much blood on

[graceful lichen]

i built a new PC recently and the game is genuinely 10x better with high graphics

[shell bronze]

i play on high at 60 so there's more headroom for stability during carnages and brave stands

[graceful lichen]

on my old 3060 laptop (the parts were melting) if i did a small buhert i would get like 20 fps

💔

[shell bronze]

7900 xtx nation

[gilded veldt]

if willie's ass is modeled then i can use it in images here surely

[graceful lichen]

5070ti 🥶

[restive barn]

i mean

i guess

[mental kelp]

as you can see getting kills is not the problem. the problem is the weapon physics are ASS

[shell bronze]

i'm stuck in shield user hell jesus

[graceful lichen]

🤣

[gilded veldt]

do you guys remember when willie was exposed to radiation in the story

[tranquil root]

Anyone else get bad eye strain when playing this game for 20 minutes or more?

[graceful lichen]

nah

[gilded veldt]

nope

[tranquil root]

I can’t understand why no other game does this to me

[pearl ferry]

please rate the aura farming

[gilded veldt]

the game is kinda bright i guess

[graceful lichen]

ts might be aura

[tranquil root]

I tested if abyss would to it to and it did just as fast as normal mode. Idk if it’s the armor, graphics, or what

[gilded veldt]

hmm

maybe try an anti blue light filter? i heard blue lights on monitors can cause eye strain

[brittle raven]

When you lift weight it causes strain but in the end makes you stronger same with your eyes.

[shell bronze]

and that is a no damage knight tier brave stand with vanilla commoner loadout

[tranquil root]

true, I just gotta build up resistance

[shell bronze]

yeah this shit is annoying i'm not doing that again

unless i have a higher tier longsword knight brave stand is genuinely asscheeks

to no hit below 1 minute

[brittle raven]

stfu

[shell bronze]

responding to ragebait makes it worse

[gilded veldt]

you act like a child

[shell bronze]

@tender quest here's something to wake up to my good sire

[restive barn]

guess what

[brittle raven]

he probably is

[azure mirage]

he is

[shell bronze]

record brave stand from first blood to end stage commoner% nohit%

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/pack-god-packgod-pvz-plants-vs-zombies-imp-gif-5666658401729020878

[pearl ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1416054066865508542/HalfSwordUE5_2025-09-11_15-58-37.mp4?ex=68c76cde&is=68c61b5e&hm=68464163b11ad9cc13e3eec21d9a1f99e95ad585b3bda5535d103eacf0dc5248&

[azure mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-10423715696691256467

[brittle raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059788354859835422/1357623464344682638/IMG_20250404_124551_080.gif

[azure mirage]

I'm going to gen

[shell bronze]

this chat either becomes the most abhorrent unfunny unentertaining thing ever or the greatest place on earth whenever the topic ceases to be half sword

[azure mirage]

yeah

[shell bronze]

currently it is the former

[azure mirage]

too much random yap sadly

[pearl ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1416125901598621957/smackdown.mp4?ex=68c70705&is=68c5b585&hm=af33951b132c9a6548191e6c1341e79a0d011091deace1537dc2bd73f60d3333&

[gilded veldt]

packgod crashed my discord

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1316597243456913449/IMG_7883.gif

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002450851962556489/1409770340736958495/ezgif-3057470420d62d.gif

[brittle raven]

is this ai if so please leave this server and never come back

[gilded veldt]

i didnt generate it im just using it because its already made

[brittle raven]

you are still supporting it

[gilded veldt]

im not funding it or anything

[brittle raven]

you are posting ai content

[gilded veldt]

i didnt fucking generate it idiot

[gilded veldt]

on a discord server which doesnt do anything

[shell bronze]

a willie toe sucking gif caused this debate btw

[azure mirage]

talking EVERYTGING but half sword dude

go to fucking general

[shell bronze]

this is why we need to make this game 17+

[brittle raven]

it harms artist who could have made a toe sucking gif by hand

[gilded veldt]

it was a half sword gif they brought up ai

[restive barn]

what weapon

[gilded veldt]

please make that

[shell bronze]

and ban everyone who didn't pay for early access when it comes out

[azure mirage]

server would have 10k~ users

[shell bronze]

because holy shit i HATE

HATE dealing with children and vultures

[azure mirage]

they should enforce rules more here

at least mods to direct people where to actually talk

[restive barn]

they do

WHAT WEAPON

[gilded veldt]

i dunno if locking the server behind a paywall is a good idea but if youre shitting on halfsword and dont have early access when its out you should be BANNED

[shell bronze]

make my commoner sword but shiny and in a different color

[restive barn]

dm me the file

[brittle raven]

WHAT

[azure mirage]

@quartz totem what's ur fav weapon in militia

i didn't ask dat

wake up

[brittle raven]

who is the cheeto border man

[restive barn]

some mf was advertising vicious weapon packs in a reddit post where I was asking what weapon i should make
the most frustrating part was the fact that all of the weapons he advertised i already made

[gilded veldt]

president chomp

[restive barn]

dm me the file

[brittle raven]

oh im stupid

[azure mirage]

thank god

was about to say

[brittle raven]

lets try not to get political

[azure mirage]

yo can yall

shut up

💔

don't mention politics

[brittle raven]

opposite side of what?

[azure mirage]

this guy

[brittle raven]

bruh stfu before someone gets banned

[azure mirage]

everything but talking about halfsword

[gilded veldt]

changing the topic here was willie's ass really necessary to the model

[mental kelp]

hat is out of the ballpark

[shell bronze]

i had an entire conversation about politics earlier today already i don't think i want to indulge in worldly affairs any more

[azure mirage]

really nice tap

[brittle raven]

because cancel culture is a right wing dog wistle

[shell bronze]

it gets to a point

[shell bronze]

respectfully please sthu and do not perpetuate

[undone cape]

After many sleepless nights, I finally beat the ultimate challenge

[shell bronze]

you too @steep herald

[azure mirage]

really? congrats!!!1!1!

[shell bronze]

move to general chat if you're so concerned with non half sword things so the mods can wrangle you easier

[brittle raven]

It needs more detail

[azure mirage]

yeah

[gilded veldt]

give it HAIRS

[undone cape]

Took a loooot of abyss practice and general mouse-slinging knowledge

[brittle raven]

and jiggle physics

We also need Willy's willy in ea

[undone cape]

... what did I walk into?

[gilded veldt]

make a SHIT function where every 30 minutes willie leaves battle to go to the outhouse (#work-in-progress message) and theres a cinematic view outside of the outhouse and you hear farting and willie's pain yells

and a PISS function

self explanatory

[gilded veldt]

audibly sighed at what i typed

[undone cape]

That's what im sayin

[gilded veldt]

its a requirement

if its not in early access im SUING!!!

[brittle raven]

the devs removed it

they wanted to save it for ea

[undone cape]

lol

[gilded veldt]

the lump is actually kinda lewd now that i look at it

like it was supposed to be modeled

[azure mirage]

this guy

[undone cape]

The one time I'm on here, the topic is Willies willie

[gilded veldt]

the model maker

that made the models

that they paid for

[brittle raven]

you are the one who is going to get us banned

[undone cape]

What's that mean bud

lol

[gilded veldt]

give me thy money thou ragamuffin!!!

[undone cape]

:/

Maybe I should not talk here anymore

[restive barn]

what weapon

[undone cape]

I still have zero clue

[undone cape]

Forgot that hollow feeling all public servers have

[azure mirage]

i know righy

[gilded veldt]

hollow KNIGHT!!!

[brittle raven]

Yeah maybe you should get real friends or something

[gilded veldt]

im in his SKULL

[undone cape]

So, beating the game just take you back to the beginning?

[undone cape]

Eww those TEETH

[restive barn]

WAHT WEAPON SHOULD I MOD INTO HALF SWORD

[gilded veldt]

pencil

[shell bronze]

after killing 1000 willies with the same sword i unlocked a new skin as my sword has absorbed the blood of all of the willies i killed into one pure blade

[undone cape]

I dunno, Darth Maul's Lightsaber?

[restive barn]

SOMEBODY ALREADY MADE IT

[undone cape]

fr?

[restive barn]

YES

[undone cape]

OH WAIT I GOTTA TRY OUT MODS NOW THAT I BEAT THE GAME

[shell bronze]

make a terraria sword or something idk

[restive barn]

DOWNLOAD ALL 3 CHROME334'S WEAPON PACKS

[shell bronze]

they got hella swords

[gilded veldt]

make a pencil...

[restive barn]

AND OVRDTH SELECTOR

[atomic stump]

the headless blade or smth like that!

[gilded veldt]

FUCK

[atomic stump]

THE HORSEMANS BLADE FROM TERRARIA

[undone cape]

What about Flanged maces

[restive barn]

ALREADY EXISTS

[undone cape]

But that ones that have 4 fins that go from the handle

(I forgot what it was called, I'm not a medieval weapons major)

[restive barn]

other people playtested the banjo

[gilded veldt]

make a willie sword that uses willie's model and the legs are the blade, you hold him by the neck

[restive barn]

like 4 people lol

[restive barn]

CANT

NOT POSSIBLE

[gilded veldt]

FUCK

MINECRAFT SWORD

[atomic stump]

what about my suggestion thooo

[brittle raven]

Make a shield with a blade

[undone cape]

I veery long crossbow reused for blunt melee?

[shell bronze]

i think you're out of weapons to make man

give it up

[restive barn]

CLOSE ENOUGH

[restive barn]

WHICH IS

[restive barn]

NOT POSSIBLE

[undone cape]

Tbh I'd like a great falchion.

[atomic stump]

@restive barn

[restive barn]

BORING ASL

[undone cape]

Just a gold, 12-20 inch one-sided curved blade.

[atomic stump]

HOW IS THAT BORING

[restive barn]

TOO SPECIFIC

[atomic stump]

fine make the zenith

[undone cape]

Maybe Thor's hammer, but with a longer handle

[restive barn]

image

[shell bronze]

@restive barn you make any souls games weapons yet

[restive barn]

yes

[sharp sky]

hi

[shell bronze]

what did you make

[restive barn]

it lowk looks easy ash

[gilded veldt]

what

[restive barn]

is this it?:

[shell bronze]

that's tuff

[sharp sky]

penith

[restive barn]

zenis

what were you thinking about

[sharp sky]

peener

[shell bronze]

make that sword cyan/light blue and you can get the moonlight greatsword

[undone cape]

That just looks like a better version of a diamond sword tbh that looks easy

[restive barn]

vicious packs

[sharp sky]

kokc

[restive barn]

totr

[sharp sky]

allbs

[restive barn]

WHAT WEAPON

MOD

HALF SWORD

whats the blade you own irl

image

[sharp sky]

kobe

not koBE

[gilded veldt]

A SWORD THATS LITERALLY CUT IN HALF, ONLY THE BLADE

[restive barn]

ALREADY DID

[gilded veldt]

FUCKK

[undone cape]

Honestly, just make a half-broken sword, but make it one-shot

[sharp sky]

HE SAID THE WORD

[gilded veldt]

ANOTHER SWORD THATS LITERALLY ONLY CUT IN HALF, IT HAS THE HANDLE ONLY

[undone cape]

Then again, it's probably already made

[restive barn]

ALR DONE

[gilded veldt]

MOTHERFUCKER

[sharp sky]

its Nuts

[shell bronze]

i told you mfs he don't got nothing else to make

[undone cape]

Uhm, an Odachi?

[sharp sky]

nope i dont plan to fuck your mother

[restive barn]

ALR DONE

[shell bronze]

literally nothing

[undone cape]

Huh, which mod?

[brittle raven]

is it possible to make custom armor

[restive barn]

uh

probably

[undone cape]

Hehe, give Willie sunglasses

[sharp sky]

add hitting people with your penith

[restive barn]

not possible

[undone cape]

Aww

[restive barn]

too innapropriate

[gilded veldt]

a sword made of teeth, and only teeth

[brittle raven]

make codpiece

[sharp sky]

add pissing to half sword

[restive barn]

no

[restive barn]

no

[gilded veldt]

FUCK

[restive barn]

and no

[undone cape]

Oh wait, is there a baseball bat mod?

[sharp sky]

why not

[restive barn]

alr made

[undone cape]

Aluminum?

[restive barn]

not possible

[sharp sky]

postal dude in hs

[restive barn]

oh right should i made a flamberge

[sharp sky]

just recolor blood

ok 1000000000000 zimbabwian dollars

How about that

[restive barn]

cnt do that

[undone cape]

Dude yeah the blade on the flamberge is soo sick

[undone cape]

Make Krisses too

[gilded veldt]

willie 4k retexture

[sharp sky]

nope i dont have french-america poutine currency

[restive barn]

alr

[undone cape]

Anyone make bladed discs as a mod?

[restive barn]

alr exists

[gilded veldt]

really??

[undone cape]

or brass knuckles?

[sharp sky]

why do you put whatever on it

Isnt it just fries

[restive barn]

alr done

[gilded veldt]

retexture willie himself to be made of metal, call it williesword

[mental kelp]

It just works

[brittle raven]

Melted?

[undone cape]

Damn, even the bladed discs?

[sharp sky]

ooh my dumbass thought maple syrup for some reason

[brittle raven]

not curds

[sharp sky]

maple syrup and fries are NOT a good combo

ive never eaten churros before

isnt it just sugary dough

we have a similar thing in turkey

[restive barn]

no

[sharp sky]

but ours is covered in like sugar and something i forgot thr name of the coat

its like honey and sugar

but its not honey

[undone cape]

Anyone else wish there were subtitles in Halfsword?

[azure mirage]

not really but they'd be a cool addition

[gilded veldt]

eggard!

[undone cape]

I don't speak medieval and don't understand some of the voice lines, sorry.

[mental kelp]

flibbertigibbet

[azure mirage]

yeah, i see

[sharp sky]

"Flibbertigibeth! Dolt! Cuckold!"

[azure mirage]

would b pretty cool go have little subtitles at the bottom

[undone cape]

I got everything BUT that first one

[shell bronze]

go to sleep

[sharp sky]

nope thats what willie says

[undone cape]

Dayum, put my 40+ hours practicing to shame

[gilded veldt]

read this

[azure mirage]

where are the mods you're referencing

[sharp sky]

what are mods going to do with willie's swears

[azure mirage]

this server really should be 17+

christ

[sharp sky]

dude

you can clearly see i put "

[shell bronze]

you'll get there

[shell bronze]

i'm telling you gng

[undone cape]

Okay that helped a ton thanks

[shell bronze]

17+ not just physically but mentally too

[sharp sky]

https://tenor.com/view/wheatley-wheatley-brain-damage-wheatley-insult-portal-2-brain-damage-gif-18176859436322491212

[azure mirage]

i see the vision honestly

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[sharp sky]

this man is trying to get banned

[steady totem]

Hi everyone. I see you are talking about food, where are you from?

[shell bronze]

imagine civilized halfcord where the children and degenerates stop pissing every reasonable member off

[azure mirage]

it's "funny" the first time

[azure mirage]

LOL

[azure mirage]

Huh?

[gilded veldt]

the lost city of atlantis
im a dolphin

[shell bronze]

wake me up when this chat is funny or entertaining or about half sword again

[sharp sky]

i am fake

i am simply a imagination of yours

[azure mirage]

copy that

[gilded veldt]

youre mass pinging random people and im pretty sure thats against the rules

[undone cape]

Bruh I got a DM from Willie for leveling up and I thought a real person DM'ed me bro

[sharp sky]

they are bruv

[gilded veldt]

grete jobe!! you hath leveled upe!!!

[azure mirage]

one is literally playing fortnite

what are you on

[sharp sky]

oh lmao

theyre accounts

💔

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[undone cape]

Thanks

lol

[gilded veldt]

What

[sharp sky]

i have drain bammage

[azure mirage]

good hit

[steady totem]

[sharp sky]

fih

[azure mirage]

I've been so ass at hs lately

[sharp sky]

fish

[azure mirage]

still trying to get slightly better

[sharp sky]

bih

[gilded veldt]

i cant get the idea of willie holding an xbox controller playing fortnite out of my head

[azure mirage]

what

[sharp sky]

lih

[shell bronze]

what you need help with

[gilded veldt]

nevermind

[sharp sky]

microscope is needed to see it

nope

false

microscopic dih

tiny ahh microscope

what the fuck are we doing in hs chat

its not general

[shell bronze]

the fate of all grabbers

[sharp sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1291396900611948544/1414670109582037205/togif-19.gif

2 braincelled vehicular

bipolar

[sharp sky]

least brutal cartel punishment

[restive barn]

flamberge

[gilded veldt]

why the fuck cant i see #work-in-progress !!!!!!!

[sharp sky]

skillissue

[gilded veldt]

i want this guy gone so badly right now

[undone cape]

..more of a Magnum sword, ribbed for.. nevermind.

[mental kelp]

never again 🥀

[sharp sky]

oh mh god

john longswoed

[undone cape]

Less squiggly than what I imagined

[gilded veldt]

every time you message something in this channel it ruins my day

[undone cape]

Damn

[sharp sky]

you're mother

[gilded veldt]

where the FUCK is the rules channel

[sharp sky]

Skillisj

he is a very skilled j

WE OSO. BY. J.

[gilded veldt]

it feels like im in heaven

[azure mirage]

just general knowledge

[restive barn]

do you really think curves are possible

[sharp sky]

good for you

[gilded veldt]

thank you

[azure mirage]

i don't know how to Parry or block in gen, i attack from far away and it somehow works???

[restive barn]

the what

[azure mirage]

also I've been learning how to throw shit at people and somehow headshot and win

[mental kelp]

No. there are some things that should not be done

[sharp sky]

wtf

[azure mirage]

mostly the small daggers or scythes

[sharp sky]

https://tenor.com/view/so-wake-me-up-when-its-all-over-cat-meme-uncanny-cat-golf-gif-10044738812598480314

[azure mirage]

dude they're actually goated to throw

[sharp sky]

1 tiltott üzenet🔥

[brittle raven]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[mental kelp]

no alt thrust

[sharp sky]

Olin Hullu Kerran

[azure mirage]

really hot tap

[sharp sky]

who tf is this

why is he in my autocorrect

[sharp sky]

???

thats finnish

idfk who that is

it just autocorrects to him

[sharp sky]

thats a pedofile

[undone cape]

Huh.. only in this server have I seen somebody unironically post a gif of EDP

[gilded veldt]

its "i was crazy once"
they locked me in a room...
a rubber room...
a rubber room with rats...
and rats make me crazy...
crazy?

[undone cape]

The world truly is something magical

[gilded veldt]

thats it im getting ovrdrth's selector

[gilded veldt]

he's posting gifs of edp?

[undone cape]

Do you just have all these favorited or are you just going down the list the search bar gives you

wowzers that's.. kinda concerning

[brittle raven]

https://tenor.com/view/duckgang-gif-21335177

[gilded veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1160041154297987245/1416251894707261572/attachment.gif

[undone cape]

A) I had no clue, you want me to read minds?
B) Edp was relevant.. years ago

Maybe I just live under a rock tho so-

[gilded veldt]

oh no yeah edp is so unrelevant now

[cedar swift]

wsp guys

[undone cape]

Sup

[slow ibex]

Whats the mod that makes our attacks powerful that it can fling the enemy

[gilded veldt]

how do you even use OVRDTH'S

i found out

this is so peak

[cerulean spire]

hi server how yall doing again

[undone cape]

Still somewhat getting used to talking to random people in servers

[cerulean spire]

hi server how yall doing

[undone cape]

Whilst also playing abyss

[cerulean spire]

answer, how you doing?

[undone cape]

I answered already lol

[cerulean spire]

¿

good?, bad?, excelent?, awful?

[undone cape]

Said I'm somewhat getting used to talking to people on public servers

[shell bronze]

amogus

[undone cape]

Good I guess. Beat the game recently.

[cerulean spire]

omg thats good

[lapis marsh]

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US IM TIRED OF SEING IT

[undone cape]

Just polishing what little skill I have in abyss to make myself feel better

[shell bronze]

combo fail

[shell bronze]

MY FRIENDS ON TIK TOK SEND ME MEMES

[gilded veldt]

VICTORY

[undone cape]

wow

[gilded veldt]

i got a really funny photo but i think im pushing boundaries with these photos

ive seen an admin make em tho so

[lapis marsh]

ON DISCORD ITS FUCKING MEMES

[boreal beacon]

me on the streets of Miami when someone tries to take my bath salts

[undone cape]

The two junkie outside the Shell gas station I try my best to avoid when I go to get some snacks at 3am:

[gilded veldt]

headstand

[azure mirage]

good lord

[gilded veldt]

rare 'Big Willie' sighting

[undone cape]

Oh can I not use images here?

Had this funny screenshot

[gilded veldt]

gotta be level 3

[undone cape]

Agh

[jagged sail]

HOW DO I SHARE IMAGES?

[full solar]

guys how do youget the pictures that you took inhald sword camera mode?

[gilded veldt]

theyre in the game files

[full solar]

oh thx

[gilded veldt]

you have to be level 3

[undone cape]

Like, the Steam game files?

[gilded veldt]

wherever you got the game from yeah

[undone cape]

Or computer software files

Oh ok

[jagged sail]

how do i get tgat?

[gilded veldt]

chat frequently

[undone cape]

You talk to people basically

[jagged sail]

bc i jsut made a guy, a among us crewmate that is still alive using the half sword enhacner LOL

[gilded veldt]

sliced a guys neck and he did this
who does bro think he IS??

[undone cape]

"COME AT ME, FIEND!!"

[jagged sail]

How do u make those colourfull blades?

[undone cape]

Mods, basically.

[jagged sail]

idk how to edit loadout files

[full solar]

guys what should i change my pfp to

[undone cape]

eh.. me neither but I'm sure it's just a simple drag-n-drop procedure or a mod manager..

[undone cape]

Idk a potted plant with a smiley face?

lol

[full solar]

send me the pic ill do it

to lazy to find

im suppoced to study for physics

[undone cape]

Sure lemme just reach level freaking 3 and I'll get to it

🙂

[full solar]

bro chill

why u so goo