halfsword-chat-⚔

[thorny stream]

i think

[grim wadi]

nah make it 5-10

[thorny stream]

15-20 would be nice

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1172431577184206899/1416235196553887815/image.png?ex=68c6c40f&is=68c5728f&hm=4978996ccc73a993b8a961184a2cb239dd5858fac6a5f6c875688b5025773b85&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[thorny stream]

ur poor

[shell bronze]

but if it comes down to it i'm throwing 100 idc 🥱

[grim wadi]

yes man i cant afford things if its too expensive ill have to pirate it

[shell bronze]

i work 50 hours a week for ts and the game is good so pricing isn't a concern

[grim wadi]

and then they wont get paid anyway

[thorny stream]

how is 10 dollars

too expensive

[shell bronze]

it's ok they won't miss a few purchases from people who pirate

[grim wadi]

over 20 is expensive for me man

😔

[shell bronze]

i support the game and i vote with my wallet

[thorny stream]

mow someones lawn

[lapis marsh]

Skill issue

[thorny stream]

literally go do a milennial task for someone for a cirsp 20 dollar bill

[shell bronze]

it also helps that this will effectively filter out every newgen/vulture whose opinions don't mean squat

[tulip cape]

actually i forgot what the options were, cant evne find the poll now

[thorny stream]

i bet for early access it'll be cheap

like 10-15 smackaroons

[tulip cape]

oh i found it

[thorny stream]

then when it comes out in 1.0

it'll be more expesnive

[shell bronze]

i'll actually take people more seriously when they show enough effort and support to drop money on early access

[thorny stream]

@shell bronze i look forward to fucking you with the plancon when mulitplayer drops

[shell bronze]

you're gonna see me log and not bother when i see a plancon

[tulip cape]

5-10
10-15
15-20
20-25
25-30
usd

which option did you guys choose or would choose?

[thorny stream]

promptly hitting the alt f4 keys

[tulip cape]

naturally we all voted 5-10 right

[shell bronze]

i went 20-25 or 25-30

i forgot

[tulip cape]

what were your motives

[shell bronze]

but the consensus is that we hate poor people 🔥🔥🔥

[thorny stream]

yeah it checks out why you thinking mowing lawns is fun

[shell bronze]

😂😂😂

[tulip cape]

holy shit

[thorny stream]

youre british

[pearl ferry]

small gardens

[thorny stream]

british "people" are not human

[pearl ferry]

unless you're rich

[pearl ferry]

get better material

[tulip cape]

i used to be a gardener and man, i feel insulted

[thorny stream]

dude

[tulip cape]

alright we gotta make something clear

[thorny stream]

this has to be homosexually influenced

i

[tulip cape]

when you say british people

[thorny stream]

dont have a 10 acre gardne

[tulip cape]

what do you mean

[thorny stream]

british "people"

[boreal cloud]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[tulip cape]

when people say they hate french people or they hate british people

what do they mean

[thorny stream]

i have no problme with frnehc people

i have a problem with british people

[boreal cloud]

lol ty

[pearl ferry]

yikez

[tulip cape]

its a trend though isnt it

[thorny stream]

well the french hate the french

so theres hat

[tulip cape]

alright but what do you mean by that

[thorny stream]

whati s like

the goal of asking me the sameq uestion

like WHY do i have a problem with them?

[tulip cape]

well getting an answer ofcourse

no

or hmm

actually yeah

[thorny stream]

go walk around in london for an hour and youll see why

[tulip cape]

well this is true

[pearl ferry]

this is why people dont like the british

[thorny stream]

dude

[tulip cape]

ahhhh so now i get it
i suspected this would be what youd argue

[shell bronze]

bri ish people when i just don't like them

[thorny stream]

youre 0-2 against the united states

youre also like

[pearl ferry]

I will never forgive Britain for killing Joan of Arc

[thorny stream]

0-5 against the french

[shell bronze]

lmaoooo

[thorny stream]

5 time reining war losers

like what are we talkin about

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/youknow-you-gif-19056787

[tulip cape]

well siberia i gotta say

[shell bronze]

why dafuq it double send

[thorny stream]

discords weird

[pearl ferry]

AGINCOURT BRO AGINCOURT BRO AGINCOURT BRO

[ruby glade]

It sensed your enthusiasm

[tulip cape]

thats actually a relatively good reason

my issue is i dont think you differentiate it enough, people might get the wrong idea

[pearl ferry]

bro lost against the french

[thorny stream]

yeah man?

[pearl ferry]

Napoleon had conquered half of europe LOL

he was tweaking by waterloo

[shell bronze]

andrew jackson watching his army of dipshit hillbillies absolutely demolish the british armed forces

[signal wedge]

yeah but he was short soooooo

[pearl ferry]

True...

[shell bronze]

TRUE

[signal wedge]

(He wasn't actually)

[tulip cape]

now i get what is there to talk about and gain levels if the games release is still away lol

[thorny stream]

Britain has historically lost several major wars to France, most notably the Hundred Years' War (1337-1453)

like

dude

seven years war?

indian war?

the american revolution?

[upper urchin]

so like if ur palm gets chopped or ur foot in anything

[thorny stream]

invasiion of le havre?

[upper urchin]

youre cooked right

[thorny stream]

battle of bannockburn?

what are we talking about

[pearl ferry]

yes

if hand is chopped off you can only kick

[tulip cape]

do you have any pity for britain at all siberia
or any of its aspects

[thorny stream]

not necessarily

you can survive with kicking

you had the BEST navy in the world

[upper urchin]

na bru

[thorny stream]

you were on HOME FIELD

and you

GOT BEAT

[upper urchin]

in the abyss too

[thorny stream]

BY A BUNCH OF FUCKING FARMERS

[analog stream]

They made everyone buy their products

[thorny stream]

you literally got beat by a bunch of fucking PEASANTS

[thorny stream]

like WHAT?

[pearl ferry]

not fair

many such cases

[thorny stream]

britain had the most influence dude

do you want to talk about ireland

ww1 and ww2

we're 2 time world war champions twin

you would NOT have lived if it wasnt of rus

[tulip cape]

man i think im getting mixed messages here

[fallow dune]

cinema

[thorny stream]

spanish-american war

war of independence

war of 1812

[pearl ferry]

America joined late on both so not super equivalent

[thorny stream]

mexican-american war

the civil war

[tulip cape]

i do think britain is in a state of ruination if anything today

[thorny stream]

still carried

🚬

[thorny stream]

yeah like

britain is like

on the verge of collapsing

[tulip cape]

france went, britain is next

[shell bronze]

bruh the states would've SWEPT vietcong if the people who didn't know shit about the war didn't cry and moan

[pearl ferry]

America has lost every single modern war they've been in and they've all been wars of failed conquest america isnt that cool anymore sorry

[thorny stream]

what happened to this

[tulip cape]

oh say can you see britbong light

[pearl ferry]

me dropping 50000kg agent orange on random wilderness for fun

[shell bronze]

not even

look at the death ratio

[thorny stream]

i wouldnt say we've necessarily lost to the point where we've been forced to leve

[pearl ferry]

you were forced to leave

on multiple occasions

[thorny stream]

most of the time we withdrew lmfao

afghanistan was because we had a nursing home patient at president and well

afghanistan was just

not going anywhere

[tulip cape]

i honestly think its really sad because britain used to be a truly great country
and now its being unraveled from the inside

[thorny stream]

the ANA didnt want to do anything

we obliterated iraq

[pearl ferry]

that's leaving all the americans did was kill civillians and feel bad about it

shoot and cry army moment

[tulip cape]

france already got got

[thorny stream]

soooo

the taliban

did the EXACT same thing

just worse

[pearl ferry]

oh

you're like

proper brainwashed

nvm

[thorny stream]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-bron-lebron-james-lebron-confused-confused-gif-18237122299358595415

[tulip cape]

puo'pah reynash't

[shell bronze]

oh so the national guard (unrelated) exercises excessive force against protesters

[thorny stream]

Yes, the Taliban have killed civilians, and numerous human rights organizations have documented these atrocities over many years. The killings have included extrajudicial executions of former government and security officials, targeted attacks on ethnic and religious minorities, and violence against women and journalists.

[shell bronze]

what does this have to do with the fact that the US would've swept Vietnam clean

?

[tulip cape]

there were WMDs in vietnam, trust

[thorny stream]

every war the US has been in has resulted in us

literally holding back

if we unleashed all of our force on vietnam

vietnam would no longer be apart of asia

i dont think you comprehend how powerful the US military is dude

[tulip cape]

siberia is right

[shell bronze]

let me drop the funny part

i am a vietnamese man

[tulip cape]

hey

wait

[shell bronze]

i have been in the US 8 years and love both my home country and the states

[tulip cape]

didnt watchmen explore this concept

[shell bronze]

i fucking DESPISE people who insist the US was bad for being in vietnam

hell no

[thorny stream]

no we held back because we didnt want to vaporize a jungle

[shell bronze]

us southern Vietnamese people were about to get fucking taken by the northerners

[thorny stream]

we didnt nuke them because

what would be the point in nuking them

[shell bronze]

backed by chinese and soviets

[ruby glade]

Aura

[thorny stream]

we aurafarmed on japan

[tulip cape]

hey funny thing about nukes
you know what was the first thing proposed to be targetted by one of those before the US decided to make a compromise?

[thorny stream]

war kills poeple

people

[pearl ferry]

Both empires (soviets and americans) are dogshit but okay

[shell bronze]

the states should've ended what they started and made southern vietnam amazing

[pearl ferry]

It really wouldn't have mattered

[thorny stream]

soviets were quite powerful at their peak

[shell bronze]

i ride with the americans 💪💪💪💪

[thorny stream]

they did like

collapse

because gorbachev

but gorbachev was peak

[pearl ferry]

American pawn

Or atleast western pawn

[thorny stream]

he restored pizza hut to the united states

[shell bronze]

one collapsed and one i'm living in with great success and a better life that i ever would have had staying in vietnam

[pearl ferry]

But the soviets were crumbling before gorbachev

[pearl ferry]

He was a liar though

[pearl ferry]

True...

[ruby glade]

Guys I got a piece of potato chip stuck in my teeth

[shell bronze]

ion't wanna hear shit about the vietnam war because my entire family tree and southern vietnam got fucked the moment they withdrew

[thorny stream]

vietcong did like

[tulip cape]

centimeter gaps

[thorny stream]

burn people alive that were vietnamese

lmfao

[shell bronze]

literally

fuck the vc

[ruby glade]

So true oomfy

[shell bronze]

bamboo torture and diabolical traps n shit

[tulip cape]

your teeth are like stars

[shell bronze]

the blood is on both hands

[thorny stream]

if you want to beat someone who is radicalized without motive

you gotta kill some people

[ruby glade]

OH, no this is like on the molar

[shell bronze]

and i personally choose the states over the northern vietnamese/vietcongs

[tulip cape]

vietcong britbong its all the same innit

[shell bronze]

the us left, they came and took my people's land, and made life fucking AWFUL for a long time

[signal wedge]

Ok and this is where we stop

[pearl ferry]

american sprayed about 2.9m tons of herbicide on vietnam that have caused birth defects for over 50 years but yeah i guess BoTh sIdEs ArE EqUAlLy As Bad!!!

[ruby glade]

Oouugh go into more detail Im close

[mental kelp]

The state of halfcord….

[shell bronze]

great half sword discussion

[pearl ferry]

True.

[signal wedge]

Stoppppppppppp

[shell bronze]

let's stop.

[thorny stream]

because underestimation of the united states is something that is very very misconcepted

[shell bronze]

let's

not

[thorny stream]

i hate shopping carts dude

[signal wedge]

Last warning

[thorny stream]

i hactually hate shopping carts

[signal wedge]

I will crash out

[tulip cape]

war stopped being gentlemanly and fair to eachother after conflicts were between peoples divided by 4 continents that didnt adhere by established rules of those who fought it previous tbh
its kind of unfortunate

[thorny stream]

im gonna stray away from my patriotism and talk about shopping carts

[tulip cape]

oh hey

[thorny stream]

shopping carts

SUCK

[tulip cape]

can you confirm something for me

[shell bronze]

who here puts the shopping cart back after they go shopping

[thorny stream]

what

[tulip cape]

dude i gotta know

[shell bronze]

if you don't i'm going to kill you

[pearl ferry]

Average

[tulip cape]

how do you get shopping carts in america

[signal wedge]

Oh me

[thorny stream]

tyheyre in lines

[pearl ferry]

M.V. seen plenty

[tulip cape]

yes but how do you get them out

[shell bronze]

you just drag them out of the line of carts

[thorny stream]

you just

pull them out

[tulip cape]

whats the catch

[shell bronze]

it's about as dependent on the store as anything else

[tulip cape]

wheres the uhh

wheres the chain

wheres the chain and the lock

[ruby glade]

The back ones are fixed

[thorny stream]

the wheels usually fucking suck

[shell bronze]

some stores have free wheel carts some have back wheels fixed

[signal wedge]

True

[tulip cape]

where is the chain and the lock on those though

where do you insert the money

[thorny stream]

theyre free

[shell bronze]

silly non american

they r free!

[tulip cape]

theyre free??

okay

holdup

[signal wedge]

It's so embarrassing walking around with a squeaky ass shopping cart

[tulip cape]

holdup

youre telling me

[shell bronze]

they lock up the moment you try taking them

past the parking lot

[ruby glade]

If you steal one then the employees are authorized to fire upon you

[shell bronze]

that to

[thorny stream]

this is not true

[tulip cape]

in a country where you need to pay for gas before you get it
and where grocery stores have to be made out of tungsten and have the tiniest holes between the counter and the shop

and

[signal wedge]

Some do, I've seen so many in places they didn't need to be lol

[thorny stream]

i dont know about the second part

[shell bronze]

i go to costco so the carts are always fresh and nice 💪

[thorny stream]

Cherkov

[tulip cape]

i think it depends on the location tbh but you get my point

[thorny stream]

have you ever been inside of like

a costco

[shell bronze]

prices good, gas good, service good

[tulip cape]

yes

[shell bronze]

costco is the peak of capitalism but unironically

[tulip cape]

its not bollocks

and here

[signal wedge]

I genuinely think the fact Costco has a yearly subscription filters out a lot of scum

[tulip cape]

HERE

WE HAVE TO PAY TO UNLOCK A SHOPPING CART

people dont lock their bikes here

[thorny stream]

the reason we dont is because ours usually suck

but, usually,

homeless people use them as like

[shell bronze]

it also funds them extra too because of the people who don't take advantage

[thorny stream]

their own little storage on wheels

[tulip cape]

our houses have fences yet in america its all open lawns

can barely tell where yours ends and where the neighbours begins

[signal wedge]

I love Costco so much

[shell bronze]

i ride a twin turbo rocket so the cheap premium gas is amazing

[tulip cape]

what is this backwards logic

[thorny stream]

i have been using my expired card for th elast 2 years

[tulip cape]

oh hey yeah speaking of gardens

[shell bronze]

cheap gas, cheap product that's high quality, fantastic customer service

[tulip cape]

youre the kind of guy who'd mow lawns in those

[thorny stream]

wanna see my car

[shell bronze]

let's see it

[cerulean yacht]

i got to the final rank how do i reset

[tulip cape]

gas station is like fort knox and you pay for gas before you get it
yet the shopping carts are free

over here things like beach chairs and parasols are free if you return them

but there they capitalize on it

i dont get it

[shell bronze]

@thorny stream showcasing mine first because i did bring it up

[tulip cape]

this is a vietnam car?

[shell bronze]

'08 335i, e93 chassis with bolt-ons and big twin turbos

[tulip cape]

now youre getting it

wait

[shell bronze]

i fail to sense if this is a satirical statement or not

but it feels discriminatory

[tulip cape]

i mean
why would it be

[tulip cape]

how come?

[shell bronze]

it's a german car driven by an american man (me)

[tulip cape]

oh, how it depends, does it not?

[tulip cape]

ohh youre of vietnamese background, i didnt catch that
i thought youre actively in vietnam

[shell bronze]

i've been in the states for 8 years and got my citizenship years ago

[thorny stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101009069864661102/1416529022657106120/image.png?ex=68c72cf4&is=68c5db74&hm=c503420276063dc822f7da7fcb842d4ed69a7a6c5a34594df1a4ee36ab1ba8ee&

its a shitbox but it runs

[shell bronze]

yeah i moved here when i was 12

[thorny stream]

and it WILL sit happily at 120mph

[cerulean yacht]

that didnt work

[shell bronze]

i've touched 205 before

lotsa fun

[tulip cape]

i think a country would benefit from being nationalistic and maybe sprinkling some socialism in there in tandem

that would be great

[thorny stream]

i drive a motorcycle aswell

i hit 170

[tulip cape]

powercombo potential maybe

i think its just an increased focus on being self dependent and everything that comes with that

eeh

[rigid stirrup]

what was the old grab system?

[tulip cape]

maybe sort of?

[signal wedge]

MIATA

No politics btw

[arctic frigate]

Like u had super strenght

[tulip cape]

hey you never known, a nationalistic type of socialism might be funny

[tulip cape]

oh man that worked so well with the scythe

[arctic frigate]

U couldn t let go of the opponent

[tulip cape]

speaking of the scythe

im glad its back but

can i like, actually use it

[arctic frigate]

I just loved wrestling with people

[shell bronze]

whatchu got 1000cc?

[signal wedge]

NO POLITICS 1984 I AM WATCHING

[tulip cape]

you know george orwell wrote a book about this once

[shell bronze]

that's clean

[tulip cape]

i think it was called animal farm

[thorny stream]

1200

[thorny stream]

ive only crashed on it once

🥀

[shell bronze]

i still don't have a crash on my record to this day

or any infractions

[signal wedge]

I have speeding tickets but they fell off

[thorny stream]

an idiot in a bmw swerved out infront of me

yank it to the right,

yank it back to the left to stop from nailing the guardrail

and the bike slides

i was fine

bike was fine

my ego was hurt though

[shell bronze]

(radar detector laser jammer and blackout plate + tail light killswitch does favors)

[shell bronze]

sorry that was me

[thorny stream]

his bmw was red

yours isnt red

[signal wedge]

Idiot and BMW driver is like peanut butter and jelly

[shell bronze]

mine is

[tulip cape]

which ones?

[shell bronze]

sorry bro that was me

[thorny stream]

do you live in texas

[shell bronze]

base model BMW drivers need to be studied and killed

i hate them so much

[signal wedge]

I hate truck drivers, like pickup trucks

[tulip cape]

man
why the hell do I have to pay for a damn shopping cart yet get the privilige to tank first then pay

[shell bronze]

the genuine disparity between a low trim and a higher trim/M bmw driver is a terrible one

me

ikr

[signal wedge]

He's driving on inverted

[thorny stream]

i once almost went into a death wobble @shell bronze

[signal wedge]

huh

[shell bronze]

the unfortunate part is that bmws suffer from being objectively great cars for enthusiasts that also depreciate horribly and give access to an unwanted demographic of unsmart people who think they're hot shit

[thorny stream]

i got out of it though

genuinely top 5 lock ins of all time

[signal wedge]

My huh was more of a huh of shock rather than a question

[thorny stream]

i specifically had to lock in because my girlfriend was on the biek with me and i had to aura gain

[shell bronze]

i work on my car from top to bottom and take better care of it than a good portion of bmw drivers who still owe their pos base model car to the bank

[tulip cape]

guys would you rather half sword release before the 15th of november or after

[shell bronze]

or don't know shit about cars owning one

[thorny stream]

bmw m5 drivers

[ruby glade]

After I suppose

[tulip cape]

how come

[ruby glade]

More dev time

[shell bronze]

i hate the modern m5 and its fanboys even though i love the design and performance

[tulip cape]

fair

[shell bronze]

i'm a 2 door fan so I incline towards the older 3 series and newer 4 series

[thorny stream]

"yes i drive a bmw, how did you know?"

[shell bronze]

(f82 m4 is the peak of bmw i dont wanna hear anyone try to argue with me on this)

[shell bronze]

that's me actually

but for numbers mine runs about 500whp on pump gas (i assume about 550 crank because of that) and somewhere in a similar number for tq

because of the twin turbo setup

i need to rebuild the transmission soon before i start pushing e85 so it can actually take all the low-end torque

[tulip cape]

guys is there any compilations of content not yet in the game that was teased

[shell bronze]

it's a good sound

[tulip cape]

what period is the game in

which century

[cerulean spire]

hi server, got a question very obvious, does ram memory affect on gameplay??

[tulip cape]

nice, so we can have guns

or gonnes if youre british

[cerulean spire]

crossbow would be diabolical

[tulip cape]

already confirmed

[cerulean spire]

if they add it it should be slower to load and use but does more damage

what?

[tulip cape]

more damage than what?

what do you have in comparison

[cerulean spire]

a normal bow

i mean

[tulip cape]

i dont think were getting bows

guys i dont wanna approach what do i do

he might be angry

[cerulean spire]

can anyone answer my question?

[tulip cape]

nvm

[little verge]

Bows have been confirmed since very early on. We have all shown a sneak peak at the crossbows in development currently.

[tulip cape]

ahh my bad, yeah ive seen those

[cerulean spire]

idgaf about bows i want optimization

[tulip cape]

its an unreal engine game

[cerulean spire]

dang

[tulip cape]

so im not sure if it does

[cerulean spire]

mmh

ok

[tulip cape]

this is more ambitious than i initially thought

maaan

i wish we could fight in an open field like that

i need a watercooled PC before release

[tulip cape]

come on, man

[cerulean spire]

guys, in what context can we use the frog willie emote?

[tulip cape]

OOOH

BATTLEMENT FIGHTS

[tulip cape]

BATTLEMENT FIGHTS WOULD BE GREAT

OH MAN

ID LOVE TO FIGHT ON THE BATTLEMENTS

fakest britbong

[little verge]

[tulip cape]

or like, a bridge

battlements or bridges

or any other narrow thing

with a falling hazard

so one of those

but battlements man, damn

can we get those?

[ruby glade]

Anyone got any dieting tips? Preferably tangential to Half Sword in some way

[tulip cape]

the game is gonna be better than advertised, i can already feel it

hey speaking of, what do you call the shield accessory mounted to the breastplate/belted to the shoulder?
that feels specific

[cerulean spire]

guys, how much time well have to wait until next half sword actualization? what do yall think

[ruby glade]

They need to put weapon customization in this game at some point before I die, Ill simply refuse to until they do

[tulip cape]

less than 3 months

[tulip cape]

confirmed

[cerulean spire]

good

[ruby glade]

Ya its confirmed but poot it in

[tulip cape]

are you going to die anywhere in the next 3 months?

[ruby glade]

The odds are low but I dont exercise a lot so its nonzero

[tulip cape]

then you'll get to play with the customization, all good

[ruby glade]

Oh hell yea

[cerulean spire]

"get ready for my arrival" ahh willie

[tulip cape]

stand ready*

[ruby glade]

https://media.tenor.com/sl2UighZZqUAAAAe/hes-reaching.png

[cerulean spire]

i never watched invincible mb

[tulip cape]

neither did the papyrus guy

[cerulean spire]

mmh

[thorny stream]

dude

why does the knight boss

hit like a fucking turkc

[ruby glade]

Bro's extra juiced

[thorny stream]

hes halfswording

[tulip cape]

fuckin

duhhh??

[livid wadi]

wait you guys strategize in this game

[grim wadi]

BROOOOOOOOOO

I WAS SO CLOSE TO FINISHBING THE BARON

[livid wadi]

i just flail myself at the enemy until i win

[grim wadi]

AND THE GAME DECIDED TO SWITCH ON ME

[thorny stream]

yeah nevermind i cut him in the neck

[livid wadi]

if i hit them with a mace in the head it does

i’ve beat the baron like 5 times

it was skill

trust

[thorny stream]

im one-arm fighting in the baron fight

[livid wadi]

i am the master of flinging mine limbs about until I emerge victorious

[lapis marsh]

Agree

[livid wadi]

i beat him once by kicking at the back of his knees

it took me 30 minutes

[thorny stream]

its a little hard to survive when theres two fucking plancons molesting me

[livid wadi]

pro tip

if you get knocked down

almost give up

let it get a sliver from filling

and he backs off

if you hold G

yeah

nah

i fight dirty

he’s like 2 feet taller than me it’s only fair

what do you consider tall

where does the category start

do you have an average height range or do you only do short and tall

hm

[thorny stream]

lkike dude

theres 3 spears

[livid wadi]

just flail

that’s true

nope

[jolly dome]

have the devs considered adding a button that lets you rotate your camera but not your weapon?

like you hold it down

[livid wadi]

it does

[placid coyote]

is this normal

[livid wadi]

people with long faces creep me out

[placid coyote]

why the long face?

im so hungry

[livid wadi]

could you eat a whole long face

[placid coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/uh-gif-230597167926076170

[placid coyote]

that might be more than I can chew

[livid wadi]

well just bite off more than you can chew and then chew it

[placid coyote]

thanks for the adive

advice

[livid wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-gif-8186777

damn

[tulip spire]

i'm starting to like the leaf spear

[placid coyote]

heavy sword

[jolly gorge]

when is the game gna stop crashing

[thorny stream]

wdym

[dark folio]

The what

[tulip spire]

this

leaftip spear

[dark folio]

Ohhh

[tulip spire]

it's really fast for a spear

it feels like

dexterous n shit

[lapis marsh]

Poleaxe better honestly >:3

[tulip spire]

how unbiased of you. i believe you entirely and would kill and die for you and your belief system.

[lapis marsh]

Finally someone understands the poleaxe

[dark folio]

I like the halberd more

[tulip spire]

/srs tho i like polaxes a lot, especially this one with the full head, but the way the leaftip spear just instakills is fuun

[dark folio]

I never use spears maybe ill try them

[tulip spire]

try both types (leaftip and winged)

they're different and fun

[dark folio]

Alright

[lapis marsh]

Same thing

[dark folio]

You sure?

[toxic knoll]

why is the option to randomize my character grayed out in the demo?

I am a peasent and want a pitchfork but i can randomixe cux the button is greyed out

why is this

[tulip spire]

have you begun a battle as a peasant and exited or failed?

if you have, then you cannot randomize without spending at least one point to do so

[toxic knoll]

yeah how the heck was i supposed to know that though

seems stupid

[tulip spire]

it's how it's

shouldn't be too hard to win at least one fight

[toxic knoll]

yeah its easy that just wasnt communicated at all in the game tho like how am i supposed to figure that out lmao

also whats the point of it costing one point in that scenario?

thx for the help btw

[tulip spire]

no problem. by the way get a new pfp

to the drawing board with yo ahh

[toxic knoll]

I think it looks cool and dont really care if its AI. I dont mean to deminish the art of real people though

[lapis marsh]

Fair enough

[tulip spire]

here's a few sunset-based knights made by people. i would make one myself but it's 12:38 am and i don't care that much

just if you change your mind

not gonna lie it took so fucking long to find anything on google that wasn't ai generated

[lapis marsh]

Based honestly

“I’m fine with the ai pfp but here’s some similar art by real people if you change your mind”

[misty basin]

it will only get worse

because the ai will get good enough to not be recognised as ai

[toxic knoll]

bro if you make me a real version of my ai pfp that looks simmilar I would change it

that would be badass

[tulip spire]

ping me in like 12 hours i gotchu

i've done it before

[dark folio]

Use ducky ducky go

Its actual name duck duck go i just like calling it ducky ducky go

Trust me its good

Alright then

[tulip spire]

"minor inconvenience"

literally 60%

clanker

[dark folio]

Poland mentioned❤️‍🩹

[tulip spire]

POLAND

[dark folio]

Pierogi or something idk polish

[lapis marsh]

poland fans when 1941

[misty basin]

:(

my country

[tulip spire]

literally every country has been invaded at some point i think

i do have to go to sleep

[lapis marsh]

switzerland

[tulip spire]

real

[dark folio]

They werent always neutral

[lapis marsh]

nuh uh

[misty basin]

i think san marino

is one

[lapis marsh]

name 1 war switzerland has been in

[dark folio]

Napoleanic wars or however you spell it

[tulip spire]

swizerland's whole strategy is just "you can't get past the mountains lmaooo. if you do imma throw a bigass rock at you"

[lapis marsh]

nope just googled it

[lapis marsh]

also they have everyone's money

[misty basin]

the napoleonic wars

[dark folio]

I said that first boy

[misty basin]

but what about san marino

it wasnt in a war

[dark folio]

Also they were hired by everybody as mercenaries

What

[dark folio]

Theyre like a really old country so i doubt they never were invaded

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-stupid-me-literally-me-kid-cat-candy-gif-12250501687033087455

[dark folio]

Maybe iceland?

Oh yeah

I used to tell people to just download more ram because i was bored

[slow ibex]

In what folder do you insert the mods in

[jagged sail]

I wish there was a mod that adds multiplayer for half sword

[quartz totem]

lan

it exists

[jagged sail]

But there isn’t a mod

For multiplayer

[cerulean spire]

hi server

[dark folio]

Hi

[cerulean spire]

how you doing

[dark folio]

Good wbu

[sage sail]

me when i lie

[dark folio]

Why he being so dramatic smh

[sage sail]

fr acting like his arm got cut off or smt

[cerulean spire]

so dramatic, i get my arms cuted every day duh

[sage sail]

doesnt even hurt smh

[cerulean spire]

facts

[dark folio]

This damn generation cant even handle 1 cut

[shell bronze]

ikr

piss baby

[sage sail]

bunch of sissy libs smh my head

[cerulean spire]

facts x2

[shell bronze]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043854764095582260/1414434226962563152/5B11CC1.MP4?ex=68c6ce46&is=68c57cc6&hm=56a490a21cca6c02d8ba7c15b692a871e99990d17afcbf014c07694793342d58&

like bro i promise you it does not hurt that bad

[dark folio]

This guy is a real willy not some SISSY who cant even handle a scratch

[cerulean spire]

so so harmful

[tulip cape]

Hey, you know i had a thought

There are Ecranches in the game, right
and this brings about a very interesting question.... 👀

[quartz totem]

me when i lie about someone lying

[dark folio]

Me when im andrew

What

[finite spruce]

i love no player damage

literally get your leg cut off

[finite spruce]

just a flesh wound

[sage sail]

are we talking online multi or split screen?

[dark folio]

I wonder how much the game will cost

[sage sail]

the setting isnt real

doesnt work

just tells you that it does

[shell bronze]

100 us dollars 🔥

[sage sail]

worth it

[dark folio]

Joe do you love no player damage

[dark folio]

Worth it

[shell bronze]

SO TRUE

[shell bronze]

SO TRUE [2]

finally more like-minded people

we hate poor people and hedgeborns in these lands

[sage sail]

should be 120

[dark folio]

Id slime my day 1s for the game✌️

[cerulean spire]

wdym you hate poor ppl 🙁

[shell bronze]

i'd switch up on my day ones and forget where i came from for half sword

[shell bronze]

i REALLY hate poor people!

[azure mirage]

LOL

[cerulean spire]

why do you hate me sir

what did i do

[shell bronze]

it's nothing personal my good sire

[tulip cape]

This game does not work in my favour with the fact i hold my mouse sideways
a pointer or guide to the weapons trajectories would be appreciated

[shell bronze]

i just dislike those who are impoverished!!!

[cerulean spire]

it isnt my fault that my country has the worst politicians

[tulip cape]

We shouldave voted 30-35 then right

[shell bronze]

if the poll reruns i'm voting 60

[cerulean spire]

im voting 5-10

[winged elm]

60-70

omg

six and seven

[tulip cape]

Same im voting 5-10
game purchases are a serious thing

[shell bronze]

yeah very serious thing

hence why they will cost like one

[tulip cape]

i need a way to afford my 34 stack of 14 karat toilet paper somehow

[shell bronze]

I VOTE 100.

MAKE THEM PAY.

[tulip cape]

i cant spend more than 10

[quartz totem]

LAN multi/splitscreen

[tulip cape]

Theres priorities

[cerulean spire]

my country is #1 global on inflation terms, i cant pay more than 10

[tulip cape]

I cant pay more than 5 i need my 24 karat tp

[sage sail]

then yeah ig ur right

[gritty sigil]

How I feel after 3 hours on the Ultimate Challenge

[sage sail]

not even that hard smh

only took like 10/15 tries

[urban jackal]

freddy fazbear

[cerulean spire]

if willie suddendly appeared on your house, what would you do to him?

[cerulean spire]

wtf do yall mean with those emojis

[dark folio]

Its not that hard

[dark folio]

Apple pie

[gritty sigil]

once you get armor and a good weapon it's a breeze, but the early game is so damn annoying

[tulip cape]

Guys would you mind if halfsword releases at december 31 at the 23rd hour, on 59th minute and 59th second UTC-14?

[dark folio]

Yes

[tulip cape]

You would

[dark folio]

Yes

[gilded veldt]

photography with willie

[urban jackal]

stupid plancon users

[dark folio]

Just a scratch just give him some ice

[urban jackal]

2 in a row

[cerulean spire]

guys, how to lower the graphics of half sword under the already set options?

[gilded veldt]

menace

[gilded veldt]

i dont think you can unless theres a mod that does that

[sage sail]

i despise that axe

[cerulean spire]

how the mod is named

[gilded veldt]

i dont know

[cerulean spire]

bruh

[azure mirage]

i believe there isn't a mod to lower graphics below the lowest setting

[cerulean spire]

there is?

oh my bad

[azure mirage]

??

no

[cerulean spire]

i didnt read it well

sorry

[sage sail]

why u faking out that poor man

[tender quest]

i wasnt lol, i was realigning the wrists so i could flick strike him

[gilded veldt]

wouldntve killed this guy if he wasnt a filthy PITCHFORK user..

[sage sail]

ah

[sage sail]

why you go so easy on him

[gilded veldt]

i shouldve done worse..

[tender quest]

only thing worse is a shield user

[dark folio]

Why your game red

[gilded veldt]

goddamn bro 😭

[gilded veldt]

post processing in photo mode

[dark folio]

K

[tender quest]

get finessed on

[eternal socket]

has anyone found a good work around for the baron crash?

[sage sail]

turn blood off turn graphics down

[fallow relic]

hi evryone I don't get any points after defeating the NPCs
I already uninstalled it but nothing changed
You can play it but it loses the whole fun, it's as if the game only had one stage without good weapons
can u guys help me?

[sage sail]

are you playing gauntlet?

[fallow relic]

yeah

[gilded veldt]

woohoo

[fallow relic]

i already put it in the bug reporting i hope the devs see it

[gilded veldt]

i feel a dance coming on!!

[wary niche]

switch it to free, do a match, then go back, see if that'll fix it

[wary niche]

NO!

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

BAD!

[gilded veldt]

he did the raise the roof

he took it literal

[sage sail]

how does one do this lmao

[gilded veldt]

trainer menu

[sage sail]

ah

[shy sonnet]

yo does anyone know if half sword trainer mod is a virus? cuz am bored and i been playing half sword for a while and i wanna download trainer for fun

[wary niche]

did swtiching the match work?

[sage sail]

download it from nexus

[lapis marsh]

half sword enhancer, you mean?

[shy sonnet]

half sword enhancer got taken off nexus it was investigated for having trojan

[deep shale]

nexus or github probably wouldnt give you a virus
but if youre paranoid about it, scanning things with malwarebytes couldnt hurt

[lapis marsh]

no it was because it was updating itself

nexus doesnt like that

[fallow relic]

im still playing i want to win maybe it change

[harsh dagger]

.

[shy sonnet]

oh alr well am gonna trust yall and just downlad trainer

[harsh dagger]

wsp wsp wsp

[shy sonnet]

wish me luck

[harsh dagger]

how much do i need to talk to level up?

[fallow relic]

i choose the one with armor it take so long

[gilded veldt]

halfsword enhancer was taken down for false positives recently iirc

[wary niche]

fair

what's your weapon

[harsh dagger]

that makes me angry i was about to download it

[lapis marsh]

its on github tho

[dark folio]

Fuck

[harsh dagger]

i was gonna get it to win ultimate challenge

[shy sonnet]

i still got it on my old pc it was hella fun

[dark folio]

Wait

[fallow relic]

no it still the sam

[harsh dagger]

i just CANT win ultimate challenge

[wary niche]

hm...

I'm not sure

[dark folio]

https://github.com/lambor590/Half-Sword-Enhancer

[deep shale]

my only shot at winning the ultimate challenge is if they gimme good weapons from the start

[dark folio]

Yay i can send images now

[deep shale]

i need a polearm or a dagger

[harsh dagger]

can i trust github?

[fallow relic]

should i try smt else or just wait for the devs

[deep shale]

steam workshop would be wild

[wary niche]

I'd ask around with the others who are far more experienced than I am

[dark folio]

Yep, ive tried it before

[shy sonnet]

wait which one better trainer or enhancer

[fallow relic]

ok ill just repost the msg

hi evryone I don't get any points after defeating the NPCs
I already uninstalled it but nothing changed
You can play it but it loses the whole fun, it's as if the game only had one stage without good weapons
can u guys help me?

[harsh dagger]

do you have enhancer?

[dark folio]

Yes

[harsh dagger]

do i have to have an other mods for enhancer to work?

[gilded veldt]

nah

[shy sonnet]

nope

[dark folio]

No

[harsh dagger]

oh bet

[gilded veldt]

my baldness is showing

[harsh dagger]

i love those graphics

[deep shale]

its the smallest of wounds which hurts the most, sometimes.

[shy sonnet]

have yall ever stabbed someone with a pitch fork and then they turn into a beyblade?

[deep shale]

anyone who has ever gotten a papercut or stubbed their toe can testify

[dark folio]

No

[dark folio]

I testify

[shy sonnet]

try it out

[shy sonnet]

me to

[dark folio]

K

[gilded veldt]

i want an update to HS enhancer that removes ALL of willlies clothes

[shy sonnet]

you got to do it in the stomach or legs and get it deep in there its kinda fun

[shy sonnet]

Can we ASK why?

[gilded veldt]

its funny to beat the shit out of people while willie's ass is out

[shy sonnet]

crazy

[dark folio]

Why do you want to see willies willy

[gilded veldt]

he's packing a full sword down 'er

[shy sonnet]

am gonna get half sword enchancer

[dark folio]

Cool

[pearl ferry]

Sir/ma'am/fellow Willie is a fungus he is not "packing" anything

[gilded veldt]

i wanna see his SPORES

[pearl ferry]

Blood.

Shed his blod.

blood.

[gilded veldt]

haha blod

[shy sonnet]

Ngl willie would be a good boxing dummy

[fallow relic]

hi evryone I don't get any points after defeating the NPCs
I already uninstalled it but nothing changed
You can play it but it loses the whole fun, it's as if the game only had one stage without good weapons
can u guys help me?

[shy sonnet]

never got that glitch ask a admin or mod maybe they can help

[gilded veldt]

what does HS enhancer version 51 have that version 49 didnt have besides the graphics tab in settings

[dark folio]

Have you tried turning it off and back in again

[fallow relic]

yeah

[fallow relic]

how do i talk to them?

[dark folio]

Try again

[shy sonnet]

ping him or message em

[gilded veldt]

oly shit graphics tab is really cool i can have cinematic shadows but epic quality

[shy sonnet]

ngl bro they should make we can break bones

[deep shale]

i break bones all the time

[shy sonnet]

am litertally holding willie in the dangerous arm hold and his arm is metal

[harsh dagger]

how do i open enhancer in-game?

[gilded veldt]

launch the exe while in game

[harsh dagger]

what key

[gilded veldt]

insert i believe

or

[dark folio]

Insert

[deep shale]

i am enjoying my ability to shatter bones through quality plate armor

[gilded veldt]

yeah

[harsh dagger]

how do i do that? sorry ive never done this before.

[gilded veldt]

i cant really explain to a new pc user how to find files without sounding insane i think

[harsh dagger]

nah its ok. ive only had the PC for like 9 months

[dark folio]

Open file explorer

[gilded veldt]

launch the game from steam and go to your downloads in your files, then double click "HS Enhancer" after you've installed it (should be in downloads)

[harsh dagger]

ok im in files

[gilded veldt]

ue console, graphics page, clear blood/objects, pause game i believe is all they added

since ver 49

[dark folio]

It should be there check downloads

[harsh dagger]

ok

now what

[dark folio]

Is it not there?

[harsh dagger]

i see the file

do i like click it?

[gilded veldt]

double click it

[dark folio]

Yes double left click it

[kind linden]

add handgonne to half word

[harsh dagger]

i cant send images or i would send it.

but

it says

[gilded veldt]

#work-in-progress message

maaann its like those olde english guys have a whole nother language

[kind linden]

holy shit you’re right what the fuck

[harsh dagger]

it says choose an app to download this .crdownload file

[kind linden]

I said that as a joke

[dark folio]

Thats weird

[dry bone]

Depends what century.

[dark folio]

Are you sure you double clicked an exe

[gilded veldt]

holy crap lois this is just like the time my shadow quality magically became more pronounced

[harsh dagger]

hold i think i know now

[gilded veldt]

did you download the exe or the zip or dll

[dark folio]

Theres a tutorial on how to use it in tge github page if you're struggling

[harsh dagger]

im reading it

[gilded veldt]

i did not expect him to just split into two

[harsh dagger]

ew

[dark folio]

Wow

[gilded veldt]

martial arts with wilhelm f fischer

[harsh dagger]

im so confused

[harsh dagger]

how do i put the files into halfsword?

[dark folio]

It puts itself where its supposed to be

[dark folio]

Run the exe

[harsh dagger]

hold up check dms

[dark folio]

K

[wary niche]

here ya go, perfect example (pole mace decided I didnt need that knee)

[gilded veldt]

truly romantic

[wary niche]

here's two more examples of broken legs; you just gotta hittem really fuckin hard

[gilded veldt]

this guys running at me like he's boutta say "why i oughta!!"

now he's really shocked

[wary niche]

sword got hungry

[gilded veldt]

nut kick

[wary niche]

I FUCKIN CRUMPLED AND LET OUT AN AUDIBLE "EUUUUUU" AT THAT

[jolly crater]

hey gang how do i get good at heabutting

[gilded veldt]

i repeatedly kicked him in the groin and then kicked his leg so hard it broke instantly

[gilded veldt]

sensitivity all the way up

[jolly crater]

SIR YES SIR

[gilded veldt]

[wary niche]

sword go BRIIP

[jolly crater]

anythign else or just flick my mouse up and down at them

[wary niche]

just dont be a densie like me and knock yourself out with it

[gilded veldt]

basically just that

[gilded veldt]

its not really a feature its just slamming into someone really hard

goddamn bruh

[wary niche]

bro got that cartoon nut shot

[gilded veldt]

yikes

[wary niche]

I could make a joke but I wont

UH'

YALL I DID IT

I DID THE FUNNY GLITCH

[gilded veldt]

which one

[azure mirage]

I'm betting 10$ that it's naked willy

[wary niche]

ten dollars for Danya

[gilded veldt]

wait you can genuinely BECOME naked willie??

[wary niche]

here's the best part, I almost beat a Goedandag with no gear. He got range and killed me

[wary niche]

yoop

[gilded veldt]

how the hell

[wary niche]

if you die and win at the same time the game goes hrnng

[gilded veldt]

they sending willies to fight as BABIES

[wary niche]

stab the temple, wrench that shit up

[gilded veldt]

henchmen