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azure mirage
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low level bait

lusty cove
soft osprey
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I don’t wanna be that guy but memes can go into #general-catfish-🐱🐟
Try to keep this chat for discussing the game, or historical discussions

mental kelp
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allat for that

azure mirage
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hello John longswarde

lusty cove
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its crazy yall were even freaking out over it in the first place

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1 doaks edit and thats all

azure mirage
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1?

lusty cove
azure mirage
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posted 5

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do u want me to reply to them

lusty cove
soft osprey
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I didn’t wanna go any further cause thats pointless

lusty cove
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why are we still on this

azure mirage
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gg

soft osprey
lusty cove
mental kelp
soft osprey
mental kelp
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are you sure he's dead

lusty cove
mental kelp
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I do not know the anatomy of the Wilhelm

azure mirage
soft osprey
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Never seen that sword

azure mirage
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it is yeah

lusty cove
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its perfect for skinning willys

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i genuinly dont know how the sword works but its super fun

soft osprey
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You’re welcome

soft osprey
shell bronze
quartz totem
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whoa dude . . . the decimator decimates people!

soft osprey
mental kelp
ruby glade
soft osprey
lusty cove
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fresh and clean skinning (1 slash to the head)

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STILL standing btw hes not surviving when i exit cam mode

soft osprey
soft osprey
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I assume he made it at least

soft osprey
lusty cove
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this will be u if u do

soft osprey
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Me when you

lusty cove
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💀

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now THIS will be u if u do that

ruby glade
lusty cove
soft osprey
soft osprey
ruby glade
lusty cove
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legit either the torso or the head explode if i hit hard enough

soft osprey
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By explode i mean really explode into pieces. Like skull caved in, fragments everywhere. It was very gorey and over the top lmao

lusty cove
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lemme get a clip rq

soft osprey
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I might have an old clip

mental kelp
soft osprey
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This might have head popping..i dont remember

soft osprey
lusty cove
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but i just LOVE when this happens

lusty cove
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same thing happens with every body part but most commonly with the torso (mainly cuz its a bigger hitbox)

warm void
lusty cove
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he KNOWS hes dead

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he died

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an instance of his head exploding (i wish i recorded it ;-;)

warm void
lusty cove
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also look at this sick kill i got

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same guy btw

mental kelp
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and when everyone is militus....nobody is

lusty cove
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hes not happy that his head got popped

warm void
lusty cove
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what do yall think might happen?

plain geode
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half sword enhancer is under moderation review on nexus, where else can i download

lusty cove
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i honestly forget but look it up for the github version

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also this might be my best/worst decapitation of the centry like the sheer despair coming from that half eye is crazy

plain geode
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tysm i couldnt find the github page

azure mirage
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No

plain geode
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i managed to unbind run in the first 5 minutes of using the mod

placid coyote
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the barons hook is really good

tight isle
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He ate dinner with no YouTube

shell bronze
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whimsical

urban rain
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can someone help me figure out why my game keeps crashing

somber lodge
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blood and gore is a common cause

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turning it off can help

urban rain
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ok ty

lusty cove
light hound
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When you kicking someone and their bum ass dagger gets stuck in yo foot

azure mirage
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rip

naive holly
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Wait for it... wait for it....

austere salmon
# naive holly

hey rec, i finally found a good drawing software and made a blueprint for my halberd, want to see?

shell bronze
austere salmon
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its a renaissance era design i modified for my own purposes

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the front is a heavy crescent style blade, the spike is less of a rapier tip and more of a broadsword's tip,, and the rear claw that would ordinarily be used has been replaced with a heavy, pointed hammer head

mental kelp
humble bloom
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Haf smord

lapis marsh
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wise words

naive holly
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Smalf whored

shell bronze
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filthy grabber i'm trying to have an honorable duel here

mental kelp
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pollax

shell bronze
lapis marsh
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god fighting armorless against armored opponents is hell

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might just not be my thing

shell bronze
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be glad you're not using a sword like me it's hellish

lapis marsh
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i've found something fucking infuriating with the poleaxe

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when you halfsword it theres a deadzone when moving it up and down in the center

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because the idiot willie moves it SLOWER than you think he would

quiet ferry
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is medal tv down

tired tapir
lapis marsh
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@shell bronze this is close enough to armorless riiiiiight

tired tapir
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I hate how bad the loot rng is

little verge
shell bronze
lapis marsh
shell bronze
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imo it ends at gauntlets and sabatons for QoL

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and hat

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like a cross between militia and soldier

lapis marsh
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hm

shell bronze
lapis marsh
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that curiass is really good for my playstyle tho. the sides of your hips are pretty hard to properly defend

shell bronze
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but then again my movement and self preservation is very strong so it might be different for you

lapis marsh
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maybe its because my poleaxe is too heavy. might switch the head

shell bronze
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the rounded spike is the heaviest

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use the axe and rear pick combo

mental kelp
shell bronze
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looks like it's polearm night

lapis marsh
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it's polearm night every night

lapis marsh
shell bronze
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it's great for fight-ending movements and still allows for graceful maneuvers

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especially when you take too long trying to style on one guy and you're like "yeah fuck this"

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wait for him to swing, and just snap flick at his head

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repeat until he drops

mental kelp
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didn't get em on the ground and I died after the clip tho

tired tapir
lapis marsh
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right heads, right hook, wrong length. i love rng

humble bloom
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I prefer shorter polearms.
I can never get a lucerne hammer that has the hook that isnt too long and unwieldy.
I dont think I ever really notice a difference using the hook, I just like how it looks.

mental kelp
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long polearms are so ass when you change hands

lapis marsh
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the hook is really useful. it's the longest, it's the heaviest (so better weight distribution), it has a hook obviously, and you can get some really fucked up stabs

tired tapir
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hooks are always a quick roadtrip to hell

lapis marsh
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hooks are fuckin nasty if you use em right

river sparrow
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i like swinging them wildly

tired tapir
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true

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i like using billhook momentum to blunt

shell bronze
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hooks are evil in this game

tired tapir
shell bronze
tired tapir
lapis marsh
shell bronze
shell bronze
lapis marsh
shell bronze
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that's right

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pick a thing and stick with it until my last breath

tired tapir
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i just love billhooks

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very satisfying to get a hit with

mental kelp
formal chasm
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i just got a warning even tho i didnt post anything...

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halfsword moment

formal chasm
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mods must have fat fingers

shell bronze
mental kelp
shell bronze
humble bloom
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No, its too dangerous.

lapis marsh
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Are you a sim?

humble bloom
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Thats for you to decide

lapis marsh
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You don’t know the sims?????

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FYM?????

sage sail
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why do the spear npcs randomly lock in and one shot me

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its not even that they spear me before i can get close enough to slice them

lapis marsh
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Hit the spear out of the way

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Don’t walk into it

sage sail
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really?

mental kelp
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imagine this in EA his head gonna be caved

sage sail
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maybe its just a skill issue but i literally do that

lapis marsh
sage sail
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this conversation is giving me cancer nvm

lapis marsh
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Tf???

sage sail
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ik

shell bronze
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?

lapis marsh
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Istg whenever I look at your pfp it looks like megamind

faint flint
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Hi

shell bronze
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hi

faint flint
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Fine and u?

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Awsome

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🧀

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Yummy

shell bronze
mental kelp
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billhook ofc in this clip but

shell bronze
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ikr

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bro he fuckin flipped when i kicked him 😂

sour sun
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more outdoors areas, hell yeah

shell bronze
mental kelp
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game never half swords fast enough

lapis marsh
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@shell bronze you were right the pick is way more mobile than the old head

shell bronze
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it's also way better for those bullshit back scratcher special kills

lapis marsh
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hell yeah

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if i cant slap armored opponents in the head i can usually bullshit my way into a weak spot. poleaxe is really good at finding them

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and if it finds em? better have your will sorted

shell bronze
mental kelp
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need a spray bottle for this fella

mental kelp
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lol

shell bronze
mental kelp
shell bronze
mental kelp
shell bronze
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if militus was here posting clips too we would be fully assembled

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the league of swordsmen

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the big 3

lapis marsh
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the polyamourus swordsmen

mental kelp
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We need arming sword and falchion mains

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Council of swordsmen

lapis marsh
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if i didnt main poleaxe i would main the fuck out of falchions

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they're brutally effective

mental kelp
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I only learned enough to write a small guide but I’m not that experienced

nocturne wedge
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is there an end to the final mode or is it endless

shell bronze
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no reason he should put his unarmed side towards the enemy

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need that sidesword stance for reach

mental kelp
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paired with buckler its tuff af

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But I was able to do cool stuff with arming sword alone also

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the main 5 master cuts and such

lapis marsh
shell bronze
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arming sword by itself is fun

lapis marsh
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arming sword is alright

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falchion is where its at

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they should add fucking sabres

shell bronze
lapis marsh
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the dueling pose is insane aura farming tho

shell bronze
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granted it looks amazing with my ghost of tsushima stances

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but like

shell bronze
lapis marsh
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i think i need to work on my strike consistency now. i can do good headstrikes but not everytime

tender flax
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first world problems

silver light
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How do I restart the gauntlet?

lean nicheBOT
tender flax
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thats what happens when you're a city dweller

tender flax
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life is cruel sometimes

silver light
lime parrot
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can someone guide me through the ultimate challenge

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before I rip my hair out

dusty spear
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the win r is to open the "run" command, itll try find %localappdata% for you

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the % characters are like "ignoring everything else, just look for this folder"

dusty spear
restive barn
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what weapon#

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should i mod into half sword

lapis marsh
restive barn
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you're not funny

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oe

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guns are not possible

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so as bows

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MELEE weapon

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via save editing guns are not possible

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im a weapon packs man not a coder man

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uh

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yes

humble bloom
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Only if early access changes weapon parts and how loadout files work.
When polearms had their lengths randomized it made old polearms invisible, as they no longer existed.

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If stuff is only added, and not changed or removed entirely, those old loadouts could theoretically still work.

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I have no way of knowing if it will be in early access on release. It probably will.
but its not clear exactly how much freedom there will be in the official weapon editor, because just because technically they couldve physically made something like a sword mace axe hybrid, doesnt necessarily mean the game should let you create a sword mace axe hybrid.

lapis marsh
silk cairn
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hey yall, i got a decent run in the abys going but my character got stuck in the sword drawing animation

silk cairn
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i cant let go of the sword, it is no longer in my inventory hen i press r, and i cannot move my arm far enough for the sword to be drawn for me to holster it back in the scabbard

humble bloom
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No, I have considered talking to the blood trail devs at some point, but I'm not sure if the game is ever gonna be finished at all.
Idk what their budget is either.

silk cairn
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any ideas on what to do here? my right hand is compeltely unusable

silk cairn
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i just fought off like 5 dudes with longswords back to back too

tight isle
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i can take 5 dudes back to back too

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oh we're talking about sword fights

silk cairn
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genuinely though

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im heartbroken if i have to abandon this run because of a bug

young saffron
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I just want melee back in the game tbh

silk cairn
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if you pay close attention it looks like the sword isnt in the scabbard, but glitching through it

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any ideas?

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great. i stepped on a spear to death

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fan fing tastic

young saffron
humble bloom
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Shrill shrissue
Shrimple as shrat

young saffron
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now you need to buy some point shoes lmao

grand osprey
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in the last last level my game continue to do fatal error

young saffron
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turn blood all the way down

grand osprey
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ok, i will try

young saffron
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replied to the wrong person lmao

quick thistle
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I have one of the biggest flexes on this server

grand osprey
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thanks i did it

young saffron
quick thistle
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its pinned

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thats the flex

restive garnet
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If I where you, you should plastify the cards, to keep it in better shape

desert acorn
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what the hell just happened?

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guy on the floor stuck his sword in my elbow, then my arm exploded, forearm flew along with his sword to the other side of the map

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and the guy was thrown to the floor

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my own sword is nowhere to be seen

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bro's kneecaps are busted

slim osprey
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do you guys think there will be more voicelines once the game comes out

slim osprey
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what a great tragedy

vapid hull
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There are no new voicelines. There will never be new voicelines. 1984

slim osprey
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I weep

limber cloak
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how can i reset my game progress ?

white trail
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omg it’s him!!!!!!! hello!!!! hai!!!!

humble bloom
near bough
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Candlestick weapon is the best weap in the game, change my mind

spark reef
restive barn
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what weapon mod into half sword

humble bloom
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A girlfriend (or boyfriend)

restive barn
soft osprey
odd kiln
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his face looks so creepy here for some reason

ebon ermine
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deserved

civic tinsel
civic tinsel
odd kiln
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thats what Im saying

lusty cove
finite cypress
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Willie’s after im done with them👍

timber pilot
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y'all ever just get into a losing streak at a game so you take out all your anger on the poor willies with gore, damage, and blood all the way up

neat nymph
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video game

hasty jetty
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No. but when I get really mad at a great champion, whether he insults me, or kills me a lot, I cut off their limbs one by one until they die

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We all have our own ways

lusty cove
shell bronze
floral imp
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we love the bug

quiet ferry
near bough
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Are facial expression on the way or not btw

odd kiln
quiet ferry
lusty cove
sonic girder
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Is it just me, or does the Ultimate Challenge crash a lot?

sonic girder
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Like every time I get close to the baron the game hits me with a Fatal Error like it's trying to say "Sorry you're playing to well, gotta stop the game now."

vivid wing
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Would you guys ever think the devs would add a large scale battlefield with a 10v10 mode or would that be too much for pcs to handle?

sonic girder
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Given the Ultimate Challenge fucking dies in a 1 v 4 pretty often I don't think so

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Small Buhurt 4v4 is probably the best we'll get.

lusty cove
tender quest
lusty cove
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this is kinda tuff

lusty cove
naive holly
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Will you ever stop skinning people

lusty cove
naive holly
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Im not telling im asking

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Please

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Leave my skin alone

lusty cove
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should i mangle him some more?

naive holly
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What do you use to do your skinning

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Need a video tutorial

dim idol
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guys when will the game officially come out and will it be free

young saffron
young saffron
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And I don't think it's gonna be free (which is understandable)

dim idol
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bruh 2025 is almost over

young saffron
dim idol
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well thanks my dude

tender quest
mild knot
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wait when is multiplayer actually releasing tho

young saffron
little verge
young saffron
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j*b

dim idol
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mb gng

little verge
dim idol
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then imma have to steal some

dim idol
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no one is hiring either

young saffron
dim idol
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like a casheir job

little verge
dim idol
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not in my country

little verge
dim idol
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ill hav to wait till a position is open near by

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every single job is taken istg

compact hamlet
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genuinely cant believe halfsword is becoming paid now

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i cant believe it

tender quest
little verge
compact hamlet
little verge
placid wing
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how do I stop this shit from happening

inland ore
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I just stabbed a Willie straight through the chest, he was STILL STANDING and just slashed at my arm and I didn't even have enough time to forfeit before dying to it

compact hamlet
placid wing
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actually is there a strategy for abyss at all other than luck

little verge
compact hamlet
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Any weapon matching the rank should be fine.

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But if you get a Plancon, Make sure to use it

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It's pretty crazy.

little verge
placid wing
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the problem is I can't find enough armor

compact hamlet
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It has range, Blunt force and Sharpness.

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It has LITERALLY everything you'd need

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armor or not

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Only downside is the downside for every weapon, When you get jumped.

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That is up to your skill, But the Plancon will carry you easily.

young saffron
bitter gate
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I'd say the billhook is also pretty good for the abyss

little verge
bitter gate
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It has more range than the plancon, even tho it's not that good against armor

little verge
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If you luck out and find one spear and billhook will carry you through the armored tiers.

mental kelp
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Bill hook to neck

vapid carbon
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we're doing anatomy today

rotund blaze
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why the x button raise your hands

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lol

bitter gate
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I always suspected Willie didn't have a brain

little verge
azure mirage
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I'm always lurking

inland edge
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when pvp?

jade garden
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rq

shell bronze
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never

jade garden
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if i die on baron

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will i lose ALL of the progress

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like starting from beggar

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@shell bronze

shell bronze
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no

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baron you get infinite retries

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because of how bullshit insane difficult it is

pearl ferry
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nah bro just lock in

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trust

shell bronze
pearl ferry
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playing with invulnerability on both willies for longer sword fights and wtf did i pull off

pearl ferry
shell bronze
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always

naive holly
shell bronze
pearl ferry
quiet ferry
trail pivot
lapis marsh
tender quest
trail pivot
urban jackal
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guys

tough yew
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how im gonna pull up

rugged marsh
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is anyone having issue with the punching in the game? i was playing all last night no prob and i boot up to play td and now my wille doesnt know how to throw and damn punch

tender quest
pearl ferry
abstract elbow
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hello willies do we have any more demo updates coming or are we waiting for EA?

young saffron
torpid roost
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someone could give me a mediafire link to enchanced launcher for half sword?

muted owl
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add guns to halfsword

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or the modders will

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one day

young saffron
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what do y'all think willies favourite food is

torpid roost
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maybe

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hamburguers?

muted owl
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if not maybe a stew and a beer to go with it

bold radish
placid coyote
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mr halfsword

young saffron
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I bet he likes to eat leather. just actual leather

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because he's just cool like that

muted owl
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saw some stuff about people believing that

bold radish
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medieval ppl werent that religiously anti flavor

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they literally killed eachother over spices like blackpepper

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there were weirdos sure but not the norm

bold radish
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festive food

muted owl
bold radish
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some spiced up beef stew with pickled cabbage, allspice, pepper and laurel leaf

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and a tankard of beer to go along with it

bold radish
bold radish
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lol what is this

shell bronze
young saffron
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Willie would either eat bricks with some beer on the side or eat some beef stew with beer on the side

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but probably bricks

bold radish
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why bricks

young saffron
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because he's built different

bold radish
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beh

muted owl
bold radish
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funny

muted owl
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some people compare it to regular black pepper mixed with nutmeg

muted owl
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I think

bold radish
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oooo nutmeg another old spice

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willie would love

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festive food only available for the rich at the time

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probs grown up on lentil soup and rye bread

grave aurora
bold radish
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or pea soup

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god i forgot peas

young saffron
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and porridge

bold radish
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that too

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basically any grain or legume the peasants could yoink and boil for a while

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and whatever they could find

young saffron
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like bricks

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because he eats bricks too

grave aurora
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willie eats haymakers

young saffron
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he also eats hay

bold radish
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you can eat a brick, but only once

young saffron
grave aurora
young saffron
sharp sky
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willer!!!

young saffron
quiet ferry
sharp sky
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dude wtf

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willie jar gidf

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gif

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why would someone do that

young saffron
formal chasm
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peak realism

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gta VI's got nothing on halfsword

young saffron
lapis marsh
bold radish
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nah

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if anything it is bright

foggy tulip
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Hi guys ive seen people do footage of like cool shit thats not in my game so i was wondering if theres another version of the game

bold radish
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rye is darker than wheat and if you make bread of coarse grain it will be darker anyway

mental kelp
round stone
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Perfectly landed

foggy tulip
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Like is there another playtest aside from the steam vesion

jolly gorge
young saffron
shell bronze
young saffron
foggy tulip
young saffron
foggy tulip
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Do u know where I can download some

young saffron
foggy tulip
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Thx

soft osprey
round stone
jolly gorge
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I haven't really poked around in the discussion of this game yet but is performance a thing thats mentioned to be improved in full release?

young saffron
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why is he no nonchalant😭

clever oracle
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Best weapon is indeed the Plancon.

lapis marsh
young saffron
lapis marsh
pulsar vine
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has any1 beat the ultimate challenge

lapis marsh
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a lot of people

clever oracle
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Maybe it's because I'm playing on easy, but the Plancon just hits, and the poor sap on the other side is just dead or crippled instantly, no matter how armored they are.

pulsar vine
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i didnt know if it was just infinite

lapis marsh
clever oracle
lapis marsh
wind charm
lapis marsh
wind charm
young saffron
# wind charm

me cracking open willies cranium to eat his brainsteamhappy:

lapis marsh
clever oracle
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Also, I wanna ask, what nation is team "kicks faster" 's banner? I know team stamina is Germany, team dodge is France, and team less damage is England. But I don't recognize the white lion on red.

mental kelp
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Bohemia

wind charm
clever oracle
tender quest
mental kelp
jolly gorge
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How many hours do you guys have on the demo

bold radish
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thats arms of Bohemia

young saffron
tender quest
young saffron
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can someone put willie in sfm so I can animate him

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willie animation

steep shuttle
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So is it normal that the baron wears no armor when u unlock him? xD

candid saffron
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YES

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good luck

clever oracle
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I hope that the factions will be expanded into full nation armies in the future.

lapis marsh
clever oracle
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There should be a slight chance that when a French soldier encounters a German he'll surrender faster.

naive holly
obsidian osprey
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gess the bosses are unbalenced

lapis marsh
obsidian osprey
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the pesent boss can just walk backwards and cut you in half, and the comener boss has a sword dath just cuts right tur you like your air

obsidian osprey
lapis marsh
pearl ferry
lapis marsh
pearl ferry
obsidian osprey
pliant field
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i like boxing in this game

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its fun

lapis marsh
obsidian osprey
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but the comener boss is just stopid to fight

lapis marsh
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tbf commoner boss is a little overtuned

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again, best bet is to strike when he leaves himself open

obsidian osprey
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he has the longest sword in teh game almost longer then a pitchfork and its so sharp if he as mush as tutches you your limbs fall of and you have no armor

lapis marsh
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one good hit is all you need

clever oracle
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I notice that during the gauntlet my PC keeps crashing. Is this an actual issue or just because I have a bad PC?

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Well, not my PC, the game.

obsidian osprey
lapis marsh
clever oracle
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Ultimate challenge.

lapis marsh
clever oracle
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Is this because of something on my end, or is this an issue with the game?

lapis marsh
clever oracle
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Cool!

lapis marsh
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yeah the difficulty progression of the bosses in gauntlet is really fucked up. it starts off quite high, gets higher up to commoner, then sharply drops off and just kinda decreases until the ultimate challenge where it sharply rises again

sage sail
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anyone know how hard it is to get baron im tryna get sum advice

spark reef
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idk if theres a suggestion thing but a kill count when the game drops would be pretty cool

spark reef
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THANK U

mossy forge
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hello chat

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which melee good for knigh stage? 30 mins fights isn't really funny cuz u and ur enemy fully armored

lapis marsh
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aim for the head

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or, if you still want to use sharp weapons, aim for the gaps in the enemy's armour

mossy forge
sharp sky
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smart guy with glasses

obsidian osprey
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btw witch faction do you guys like more?

sharp sky
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the faction that has more health

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was it england or something

lapis marsh
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england takes less damage so yes

sage sail
pearl ferry
obsidian osprey
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i like the one dath gives you faster stamina regen

pearl ferry
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one good hit and it just kills the other guy

floral terrace
lapis marsh
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you can change specific graphics settings

calm viper
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Hey guys, Can you recommend me mods?

pearl ferry
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i dont use any pp from enhancer

pearl ferry
mental kelp
lapis marsh
pearl ferry
floral terrace
lapis marsh
pearl ferry
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ive never changed these settings for like 4 months

sharp sky
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beat this man while not having a leg and a hand ❤️

pearl ferry
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games always looked like this

sharp sky
cerulean sorrel
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Is there a online mode or nah

lapis marsh
sharp sky
lapis marsh
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and before you ask

tender quest
lapis marsh
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they're considering adding it, but only after full release

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it's difficult to add to a game like this

pearl ferry
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go into settings and you can select what it launches with rendering wise

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dx11 or dx12

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i use dx11 and have a high resolution so it looks kinda nice ngl

brittle raven
floral terrace
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who is the best halfsword player

sharp sky
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me

lapis marsh
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cap

floral terrace
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yeah brochacho just wait for some coop or multiplayer

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ill destroy you

sharp sky
lapis marsh
sharp sky
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it spins a shit ton

lapis marsh
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i will simply Move Out Of The Way

sleek valve
shell bronze
pliant parcel
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just found a bug which can make the player naked and before you ask they gave him the Ken doll treatment

sharp sky
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(its not)

pliant parcel
lapis marsh
ruby glade
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Immaculate form tbh

sleek valve
nimble oasis
sharp sky
sleek valve
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Wrong clip

lapis marsh
sharp sky
lapis marsh
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i have a poleaxe :)

sharp sky
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lame ass throw for the beat drop tho :(

sleek valve
sharp sky
sleek valve
sharp sky
wind charm
sharp sky
wind charm
sharp sky
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this was PERFECT

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right thru his lower lip

sleek valve
sharp sky
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"you are hurt" like that is gonna make me surrender

sleek valve
harsh imp
sharp sky
ruby glade
sharp sky
shell bronze
heady charm
# sharp sky

Always laugh my ass off when I’m just poking one of them with a thin as fuck knife.

slice sound happens

shell bronze
heady charm
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Would love for this game to be PvP, some of those fights would be very entertaining

harsh imp
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sooner or later

sharp sky
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dude why the fuck do i get the sickest kills while not recording but get a regular kill when im recording

sage sail
harsh imp
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I have my own halfsword league called afc that will be doing online by doing splitscreen + a thing called parsec

mental kelp
ebon ermine
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the beggar boss literally kicked the knife OUT of the arena he is NOT playing

sharp sky
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thank god they added kicking

ruby gorge
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Wait, I just read through the faq, is there really no plan on making it an online game??

ebon ermine
ruby gorge
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Or you could just answer

sharp sky
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i dont even know whats happening anymore

ruby gorge
sharp sky
floral terrace
clever oracle
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The best weapon for its tier is the pitchfork. Literally just stand in place and wait for the enemy to come and get forked.

ruby gorge
sharp sky
harsh imp
# ruby gorge Thank you

but you could do splitscreen + parsec, which is what AFC is going to be doing in the future (my halfsword league)

floral terrace
harsh imp
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if you want more details i can dm you

sharp sky
sharp sky
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im too lazy to resend em

harsh imp
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aye none of yall are on my level in fistplay i swear

ruby gorge
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Apparently it’s a problem for some people

clever oracle
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Also, the beggar boss is complete BS.

sharp sky
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or candlestick

harsh imp
sharp sky
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this photo sucks

ruby gorge
ebon ermine
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me using the axe that aligns atoms to phase through helmets

ebon ermine
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sorry i guess

clever oracle
ebon ermine
sharp sky
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axe can cut good

clever oracle
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The axe might be more fun, but also I wouldn't want to wield an axe against a pitchfork wielding angry neighbor.

sharp sky
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sickle can skin good

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if i could select against pitchfork or sickle i would go sickle

queen quiver
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hoe is fun

ebon ermine
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axe is good but the pitchfork will probably kill you before you get in close enough

sharp sky
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have yall ever used this sickle before

clever oracle
ebon ermine
queen quiver
sharp sky
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the grim reaper

ebon ermine
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close enough

sharp sky
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singlehandedly beat a axe guy with a sickle

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*axe willie

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more people should use the sickle

remote kindle
sharp sky
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handle in his face

sharp sky
ebon ermine
remote kindle
sharp sky
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i just dodged a pitchfork

remote kindle
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and then a willie came and cut me in half while i was on the ground

sharp sky
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god that was so smooth

ebon ermine
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ignore my wrist being broken

wind charm
last sun
ebon ermine
remote kindle
ebon ermine
sharp sky
remote kindle
ebon ermine
# sharp sky

sickle is like the falchion of the peasant tier. no one uses it and it is very good at skinning people

sharp sky
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what has he seen

ebon ermine
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am i the only one that finds it annoying when you start abyss and your head instantly gets bruised because of willie hitting the ground

sharp sky
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its always back

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yeah i hate that too

faint crater
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just gotta be built diff!

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(i'm new and horrible don't listen to me)

ebon ermine
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sometimes it happens to my head and back 🥀

sharp sky
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guys do you think this is enough

lofty kiln
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face full of steel

shell bronze
ebon ermine
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big ahh box for a pair of shoes 🥀

ebon ermine
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keep going

shell bronze
sharp sky
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is this what they meant when they said "take your skin off"?

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i also have 2 screenshots of willies kissing for some reason

vapid hull
sharp sky
ebon ermine
shell bronze
clever oracle
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A formation of pitchforks and Plancons would be the ultimate peasant force.

atomic stump
faint crater
mental kelp
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x

faint crater
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ohhh so you combine the hand swap with a swing while using a pole weapon and it like goes around you? that's pretty neat

vapid hull
ebon ermine
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his helmet went flying

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i did not know that was possible

atomic stump
worthy beacon
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yah i can't play this fucking game

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hardlocked on the first grete champion or whatever his name is

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died 100s of times it feels like

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hes just fucking untouchable

atomic stump
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try to get a candlestick spawn

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the big one

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cause its a easy win with it @worthy beacon

undone cipher
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hey guy, i got a few pictures im very proud of. How do i have them saved in my documents

atomic stump
atomic stump
civic plaza
# worthy beacon hes just fucking untouchable

The best bet Ive found is a knife always spawns in the center, so train him like you would in cod zombies then grab the knife then bum rush him he never goes into a close guard with the axe so he will beat you around a little but shouldnt be able to kill you. Once all up in his shit start swinging the knife violently towards the side of his body or where ever you can make it hit.

smoky swan
worthy beacon
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hmm maybe

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i beat him thouhg

civic plaza
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I fr just use the pitchfork after that

worthy beacon
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yah what a surprise sythe bro went down easy

heady charm
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who else likes to beat Willie to death with back hand slaps?

atomic stump
worthy beacon
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yah I try that cept I get one tapped the moment Im within 5 feet of the guy

atomic stump
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hm

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i have my damage near half so

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it could be the fact that i have a tiny bit less damage

dusky jolt
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yo do yall know how to post a photo from the game to discord

undone cipher
atomic stump
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so did you go to steam then local files?

carmine wasp
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yo

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how do you become the bosses

atomic stump
carmine wasp
atomic stump
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yeah

carmine wasp
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whats the

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thing at the top of thel ist

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the list

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its locked

atomic stump
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Thats the baron

civic plaza
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How do you mod the game?

carmine wasp
atomic stump
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you have to beat the guantlet to unlock the baron

carmine wasp
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even in free mode

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Ah ok

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bet imma beat it

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rn

earnest lake
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chat im back

atomic stump
civic plaza
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Gotcha other than the becoming bosses one are they rly worth it?

atomic stump
civic plaza
carmine wasp
atomic stump
carmine wasp
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I mean personally my game never crashed from it

atomic stump
carmine wasp
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whats the ultimate challnge

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i thought u was tb

lapis lance
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oh you poor soul

carmine wasp
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the final boss

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at every stage

carmine wasp
flint roost
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how do u prevent crashing on ultimate challenge

simple vale
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this spoilance match had nothing but a pair of gloves and a helmet
a little funny

regal igloo
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but dawg i can't lie you get REALLY good after every boss you beat

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like ethe growth is insane

regal igloo
simple vale
regal igloo
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do y'all think we're a bit sick in the head cuz of this game

regal igloo
carmine wasp
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where do you get to that

simple vale
lapis marsh
shell bronze
atomic stump