#halfsword-chat-⚔
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Fans are cheap as hell nowadays, too.
I cant spin enough to get away.
plancons are universally annoying
barbed wire sticks that bludgeon and cut
none
dx12 high
I always try to push in past them, like a spear, but it just doesn’t work.
I was gonna say. any cheapo case has like 10 fan spots now, and fans costs next to nothing to install
there's a different way i fight them
let me show you
unless youre running positive pressure in your case, theres no excuse for cooling problems
i use the plancon to defeat the plancon
Do you have outdated hardware or drivers? It’s pretty universally better
Damn, you didnt give me a virus and that was acually sick.
Yeah, but you know people… the amount of rigs with 3 120mm fans I’ve seen.
I always get put off when people post links instead of the video.
yes. theres literally no excuse for taking a side panel off and mounting more pull-fans
if you dont know what a screw-driver is, or if you cant afford 15€ fans from amazon then you should just buy a console anyway
wtf are you on?
can't find a plancon to fight rn have a spear killing clip while i keep looking
I guess, yeah. If someone doesn’t know how to build a PC, I doubt they’ll know where to get a not-awful prebuilt, though.
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thats literally the worst purchase you could make
why spend double the money and end up with like a GT 1030, which is really a GT730 wearing a hat
if you can install fans, you can build a PC from scratch
I bought a prebuilt because I need something portable until I get a permanent residence somewhere.
You bought a prebuilt because you didnt want to do research and learn.
it is braindead simple
it will take at most and afternoon to "learn"
With the way games are heading, they wont be able to play games with prebuilts because they are too underpowered.
where tf the plancons
tier 4
or atleast, instead of getting a prebuilt from a big-box store, you could buy a custom built PC from your local computer shop that will probably still be way better value AND not be made of components that are soldered together
@cerulean moss
But, like, dude. These prebuilts are selling for $1300 for 16GB DDR4, a 5050, 1TB SSD, and a 14400F.
gotta capitalize on that big swing they do
like Prebuilts today are probably worse than gaming laptops or trying to game on a mac
nah try 2000€
If you know where to look for it, yeah. But if you’re a beginner, you don’t. You go to Best Buy and buy the one that looks fancy.
like
you can get a workable prebuilt, if you could just use that knowledge to build an epic PC for less money
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They are hiding, they are scared of you
OR
buy the parts from a local computerstore and have them build it
Oh, Nvidia pushed a driver update that enables DLSS overrides for some games, including Halfsword. The executable for Halfsword wasn’t detected properly for me, though, so I needed to add that manually, but it worked after that.
"so anyway thats the reason why I recommend everyone just buy a prebuilt"
You don’t have permissions yet 😭
@still rock this guy made me hit a COLD italian longsword guard
ah italian, makes sense
My dude broke your arm. That is pretty sick though.
posta di donna
(what does that even protect 😭)
no fuckin idea i don't know italian longsword
how do you parry so easily
posta di donna
huh
practice
no shit
"start diggin in yo butt twin" ahh pose
short willie
mods
Crazy stance by the way.
@shell bronze I think i got him
COCA COLA!!!!
why did they make the squared flanchon so easy to parry 😭
GREAT MIINDS THINK ALIKE
idk but i parried and slit his throat in one strike
bros british 🥀 🥀 🥀
@still rock another rare documented clueless L
Rare he says, I rarely ever get a W.
it is rare to win if you stand in one spot and wait for the computer to parry for you
it works once in 100 times
the rest of time the parry happens when the opponents sword is already 40cm deep into your chest
BEHOLD!
why is he left-handed
That’s an insane markup, regardless. The parts for that cost ~$700, and you can get that down to ~$450 with similarly-performing components.
wdym
hes holding the mace in his left and the buckler in his right
Idk, I struggle hard against brave stands, throw in a plancon and it’s just over… even if I get to catch their spear my sword just gets caught.
oh my god you're right... makes attacks harder to block i guess
since you do it with armor try spin kicking
dang
Kicks are iffy, I don’t have leg armor, or arm armor, they would probably just clip my libs.
I can kick, but I only really feel safe doing so when my weapon is actively engaged with theirs. Other times are simply a gamble.
almost had me
He just let me walk up to him?
mace willies will do ANYTHING but defend
WHY HALF SWORD GODS, WHY???!!!
how are all your guys enemies so DOCILE???
i am the greatest polaxe user btw
IM JUST AS CONFUSED
mace willies are genuinely pathetic
apparently the mace willie i was up against was suicidal
disarms are the tuffest thing you can do in halfsword, no lie
whos that supposed to be?
well im tuff asf
they're great
adolf hitler, born 1889 died 1945, veteran in the imperial german army in ww1, dictator of germany from 1933 to 1945
THINK MARK!! THINK!!
first try btw, commoner boss is rlly easy once you learn abt weapon weight and timing
One chooses not to think.
thanks for the history lesson, why did you think posting hitler here was a good idea? why not just post the original song?
bro i was looking at my 2nd monitor, looked back and my sword was sliding across his face
That was fair, I got a warning not too long ago too. 🤣
You earned that, with pride and joy.
@uneven galleon 
wut
yo ive tried just about everything is there any way i can reset my data on half sword
Somebody has just the picture for you.
pinned
so fucking pathetic
What a legend.
touche...
the sword of 1000 blunt damage instances
nah wtf they do to earth bro
britain is a triangle
I can’t see what’s making the sound, is it your hand or the sword? wtf..
northern ireland + republic of ireland is just a dot
the caribbean islands are gone
Chuckles is this generation's peak golden cultural refrence
the suez canal is just
thx gng
impossible
Just bashed his chest in…
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tomorrow
imagine being so nitpicky
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tis a lie
it doesnt
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@shell bronze do you want a piece of head?
i did not expect that
half sword physics is smth else bruv
we flew out the arena😭
Did you put your sword away after stabbing him? Like how?
are you doing the stab them and sheathe thing
God this was sexy
yes
hold e
hold q
I know
depends which hand
I did it before
it usually flings em
yea mostly I get them throw backwards in the way of the sheathe, sometimes like how you did where it goes hog wild and they end up on top of me
Decently okay, rate this outta 521
dude
first grete champion
is actually abysmal to fight
because NOTHING
damages him
are you sure
always a knife in the center
knife is guaranteed kill the moment it jabs all the way
slashing at him with a knife doesnt do anything
just beat him to death with ur fists
there are other weapons scattered about the arena
can we swap keybinds to where left mouse button is left hand?
poleaxe on top
slashing sucks with knife
this guy gets it
The good and trusty billhook spear:
losth is axe
just jab him
and bled out
the problem is
ill rush him and he'll swing his axe back up
and the handle will clock the shit out of me
thank ya sir
that probably means your way too close
you generally dont want to be too close to the enemy
you can literally do anything and win against one handed types
the key is to wait until he swings his axe and leaves himself open
you need to play very carefully against axes, especially 2h axes, since they don't need that much force to kill
or do what i did and grab a candlestick
i love fat dih
long candlestick is very good ye
what
the 2h axe is easy to avoid
because it doesnt swing like a sword
also true. but if you fuck up it is instant death, so it's best to take it a little slower
Istg the mace is the worst weapon at commoner
this
prune axe
i can see your point
why am i butt naked
it's a slightly more manouverable axe
ah yes that bug
😩 😩 😩 😩
stop STABBING.
i opened photo mode now i cant exit im bugged 😭
ok guys how the fuck do we beat this dude
Reminds me of jacksepticeye cause istsg he once did in a different game just "STABBY STABBY STABBBB"
@still rock i love this move so much against overheads/down-right diagonals
with a weapon
just rush and stab
you dont even need skill
halfsword him to death
wait until he leaves himself open then get close to him
holy shit how do i beat 3v1???
he has zero defense at very close range
you lock in
I got gold boots, this is the Farthest i've made it in abyss ever
last boss i killed was the guy in Black armor
hell yeah

cool and calm parry practice + for some reason this dude didn't give up
NOOOOOOO, WHY DOES HE JUST CHARGE ME LIKE A BULL AND PUSHES ME
i was just stuck under him
its a fucking army now
the problem with being maximum damage to player
is that i can get tapped
and instnatly become a make a wish kid
like
why are you one handing your two hand sword now
GRAB THE FUCKING SWORD!!
well tf did you expect
Brother, I am happy you have found the joy of the down diagonal slashes.
its max damage to player
the joy of fighting against it
down diagonals i've always done
hold hasso kamae and throw a kesagiri to their left shoulder
Actually one of my favorite attacks, it catches either the gap between the chest and shoulder or neck. Such a good card to pull.
JUST LOSE YOUR HEAD GODDAMNIT YOU STUPID HO
ah zornhau. my favourite
i beat the 5v1 ahahah
We are talking about something different, had to look it up, looks cool, but I’m not that good.
I think it would be different since I play in a fictional way.
Mmmm no throat for you
why im getting 7v1 in abyys????
Dual swords, I imagine I don’t really meet or match many of the stances seen in history.
i got torn to sheds
i also use poleaxe mainly so it probably doesnt quite translate correctly
dual swords?????
I am the weeb.
a very interesting choice
yeah he's the local anime weeb larper
if i get tapped with a sword
when is pvp coming
They call me Kirito Uzumaki.
they did use sword and dagger back then but i dont think they used dual sword
only the alcoholics
Cant catch me lacking
I’m using two max length long swords, the heavy ones too.
you are crazy
Here is a clip from last night.
@still rock for you
it definitely works, and it looks cool, but you're definitely lacking in the defense department
@still rock another weeb larp for you
I have a swing pattern for that, but I don’t do it often in this bracket, because, it looks too spammy.
I mean, dual rapiers was in style for fencing for some time.
is militia shirts better than commoner shirts?
lol!!! I’ve tried this, I have not succeeded…
rapiers were just way easier to control, and rapiers were more intended for stabbing, so dual wielding was probably more viable with those
Look at these unit of men!
I forgot to tell you, I’m not comfortable swinging in that exact pattern, but in most cases you can see in my clips the bots won’t even push me most of the time. If they do I throw half to 1/3 of my strikes to the knees and shins.
Absolutely. The militia shirts are gambesons, very thick quilt-like garments designed to absorb impact, and protect against other forms of injury. The commoner’s shirts are one layer of linen, as opposed to 30+ layers of linen, wool, or cotton you see in gambesons.
Longsword is that, long.
That’s irl, though, I’m not sure how well that’s reflected ingame.
It seems to generally be more protective, though.
Thanks for the amazing answer
the ai in general is pretty stupid
Yeeee, usually though if they push they tend to get caught in the legs. No real thought.
i rarely aim for the legs at all. i usually go for head/shoulder strikes
In this one it’s more obvious, I’m scraping my sword on the ground to get my distance and to get my arms ready to swing low if needed.
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which means you'd have a hard time defending from overheads then?
Right hand or the hand I’m not moving stays center mass.
Not center mass but it’s at my hip and I can always swipe up and back up.
it's very floppy though. anything with decent power could probably just push through
So in that occasion I’m scraping my left sword for distance if someone swung high my right hand would swing diagonal up to the left.
It’ll also fling my left shoulder back and out of the way.
the range of those swords is definitely helping you out
That’s why you need to actually throw your sword into their attack path, passive blocks work, but the downsides like heavier weapons pushing into the guard and touching you.
I honestly think the protection of gambesons is a bit under-represented ingame. The type we see ingame could generally protect against lighter spear thrusts, short bows, and provided very effective protection against cutting weapons like swords.
Mostly, but I practice with the 1v1s I just don’t post them because they don’t look as cool.
got them yeezys on
Like, look at this poor guy. That sword is very heavy and long, to be fair, but still, the gambeson provided minimal protection.
it's definitely interesting trying to poke holes in your fighting style
i might just be buns but sometimes i feel like the gambesons are actually doin pretty good w/ protecting from cutting weapons in-game rn
This is against Willie though, if I fought someone like clueless his swings are coming a lot faster.
the gambesons actually do a good job
Hey, do you guys know if multiplayer will be added at some point?
get this man a true...
WHY DONT YALL READ THE DAMN FAQ
Someday, maybe. On release? No.
I feel like against a real player a simple left right on the mouse is enough to fell me like a peasant. 🤣
i wouldnt imagine you'd fare well against poleaxes either. they have good defensive capabilities
Because it’s not in their channel list.
ok nice
but it has that whole get started thing which brings you to the faq
atleast it did for me
the sheer MOMENTUM behind these 2 handed axes
That, yeah not so bad, I got really god at grappling without my hands.
literally a full force swing and could barely keep my head from getting split
It definitely didn’t bring me there, and I joined yesterday.
Huh weird
hi guys no long paragraph on why to join afc today, just join it, link in my profile
if yall want info tho dm me
yeah i regretfully do have to respect these guys. they're real dangerous
Oh hey, I have image perms! I didn’t even notice.
Like, I noticed, but I didn’t… comprehend, if that makes sense.
they're demonic
Yeah, they just… push right through.
The avg experience I offer polearm players. Well... not the plancons, they can suck it!
I love the axes, def my best weapon
they're pretty bad on the handling, but you have to lock in and garuntee they dont hit, because any graze can convert into a full on kill with zero warning
theyre fun when parried properly though
You’re basically holding two polearms with the length of those things 😭
i usually half sword and wait for the inevitable overhead, hook them with my poleaxe, and then swing directly for their head
Im holding their arm down and straining it, other than that I dont think I allowed them a ark on my body where my swords didnt meet it.
I find it really difficult to parry normally with a longsword, I always end up blocking with halfsword…
That is the point... ANIME!
the fact that axes can hook onto other weapons can easily be used against them
@cerulean moss
there's two ways to block overheads
both demonstrated in that clip
you can half sword block too
Huh.
the half sword block was mentioned 4 messages ago
and i offered traditional grip alternatives
^
if i block any overhead with a halfsworded poleaxe then that's usually game because i can just swing it over onto their head
my bad i wasnt looking
halfswording a poleaxe is underrated. it's ridiculously strong
Oh, trust me, it isn’t, lol. It’s the main way people use them.
you can stab and chop simultaneously
i've heard people say 'oh i can jsut get close to the poleaxe they cant hit up close'
Yeah, no…
and then i give them fucking whiplash by bashing their heads back and forth
i've also gotten some absurd stab angles while halfswording
Im him.
Half the time I end up glitching my sword inside the enemy Willie and killing them that way, unintentionally
you're simultaneously defending yourself while threatening a stab and a chop at the same fucking time
@cerulean moss
this is usually the safer and more reliable way
but it doesn't cover against their right/your left strikes
the only real way to beat it is a quick leg strike
Interesting. Less of a deflect, more of a block. Why not just halfsword at that point, get a good stab in with alt on the transition back?
risks your hands more
true
- that's only a showcase of the range of motion required
i usually flick up to it
@cerulean moss
this is more akin to how i usually fight
ignore compression
discord hates my phone
you have a very turtley style of fighting
my game has recently stopped locking onto enemies and I tried changing the lock on strength but now my character just doesn't stab anyone and the stabs glance off or dont penetrate
and no its not that I pressed z
They’re just demonstrating parries right now, I think. They’re a lot more aggressive in other videos.
I love these quick cuts
Anyone found a work around for the bug where your character gets stuck moving in one direction regardless of if you're inputting that movement
it's for style reasons otherwise they'd be dead in 5-10 seconds
yeah ive seen them. he prefers waiting for the parry and immediate counterstrike
i wish they upgrade ai
hello person
initiating strikes is either you die instantly or take damage or the other guy dies instantly
or some combination
let me play like the average half sword player and show you what that looks like
with the floaty strikes that have no wind up
i change my style depending on the enemy's weapon, but i would describe myself as fighting fairly agressively. i like having the initiative
Yeah, unless I’ve got reach advantage, I really don’t like initiating strikes
i like controlling the enemy's weapon
I love this
this is how the average population plays half sword
I kinda do the same, but different? I love to get in their face, wrestle them down, control their arms and weapon, but I never take the first strike unless I’ve got a spear or something.
I like it nice and flowy and controlled. = )
on god this is how they play
also the ai
this was interesting i think
Good shittt
if you're not rushing to your certain death while flailing your arms endlessly in hopes of chopping off an arm you are NOT willie
Took me way too long to realize that’s a sparring sword (?)
I forget the exact name
also im pretty sure me and clueless have agreed that in a straight fight with our respective weapons i would win
i just got bored of how fast willie dies from actual cuts so i prefer using that
Wrong, for me half the time they try to give me a hug
yeah no shit
polearms were king for a reason
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Pretty much how I play too, nowadays, lol. I’m very slow and choreographed, trying to transition from ‘mindless flailing’ to actually thinking
having a polearm in a sword fight is like pulling a glock in a nerf war 💔
i'm actually not sure how well i'd fare against m00. he's like, the poleaxe player
Fairly certain in the case of PvP, 99% of players would kick the crap out of me. I can be flashy and all, but when it comes to all out aggression, I would be roflstomped.
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go to game files
gallery in the photo mode
or the game files
one of the folders has a folder called screenshots i forgot which
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halfswordue5
i've got no idea how i stack up. i know i probably stomp most sword users, but i rarely see high skill level polearm footage beyond m00
@shell bronze
always works
is there a way to reopen the enhancer menu after i closed it
insert
insert key
welcome
what is enchancer menu
cheats
ohh
i use it for making loadouts but it has a bunch of other things too i didnt even look at
So sexy
i'm a very pragmatic polearm player
hows this for a first person clip
either they get slapped or they get stabbed
https://medal.tv/es/games/half-sword/clips/l18wdaSSoT6P2rMCD?invite=cr-MSw2UkMsMzcxMDUzMTM5&v=15 how do you slam willie's head against the floor
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2 trick pony
this is what hapens when i try to do it
Im good at finding openings ngl
FINALLY REVERSE GRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this might be my favourite sword in the game
when did they put a new demo out
april
i need to show this again
lawnmower
v2
😩 😩 😩 😩
why is this actually just me in half sword
does the demo save our rank
Disarmed
PLEASE RELEASE EARLY ACESSSSSS
interesting
Has anyone seen the enemies in small buhurt attack each other?
They kill each other before we can even get to the fight
a friend of mines has seen it once
Yeah it's happening to me everytime now
I thought it would be but it isn't, they tear each other's limbs in seconds for some reason
what do you do in the abyss
Most of the time i lose track to the chests and just get lost
literally just pick a direction, walk in a straight line, attack the people that come after you
once they're dead, get your loot, pick another direction, and walk in a straight line
Is there no goal whatsoever
no there's bosses
ok
after killing a few enemies, you face a boss and get upgraded to the next stage- harder enemies, better loot, harder boss
thx
so on and so forth, and then there's a final boss
rapier
Don't you just love it when FATAL ERROR!
you WHAT
its a mod?
DAYM
he woul be proud
but you gotta bite they ear off firtht
yea
the day they make a mod so you can change the ai's armor i will be the happiest man alive
how do you fight weaker tiers in a higher tier
ive donee it on accident
and idk how to do it again
when did they add mordhau to this game
that's not mordhau that's the fuckin cross they put jesus on
there's a bigger one
@shell bronze
i had to use it on t3 because it fucking sucks
we all saw what you deleted btw 💔
I died the same time I won a game and I spawned in the next round as a naked willy😭
that's a fun bug
baseball, huh?
I saw willy's willy🥀
it's not as bad as chrome's fuckin zweihander
look at this
its not funny if i explain it
send
that's supposed to be a zweihander?
chrome has a few good weapons but i cant defend that 😔
trust me you aint offending no one
did i cook 🔥
Uh
are you playing with pain disabled?
possibily
am i able to add mods aswell as use the hs enhancer?
i was more of referring to the new surgery that my opponent got to the heart
Lmao i didnt even see it
yea
ty
you didnt see the 3 foot metal thing sticking out of the dudes chest?
honestly i was more paying attention to willie getting his hand chopped off and hardly noticing it
well getting my hand chopped off helped the new surgery
im indecisive so im gonna ask
i saved up 40 bucks by selling steam trading cards
there is this other game which i want and that's 20.
do i not buy it and wait for halfsword?
even if half sword releases q4 2025 q4 is a month away and it might take even longer than that to release. you're good
conquests of elysium 5
remember, grappling is important too
im a big advocate for grappling
Yeah its all about that grip ya know 
waat
grappling is fun
Pondering life choices
that cant be good for your health
when i grapple i grab the enemy willy's weapon
and it really slows them down
i advise visiting a doctor so he can put you down
grabbing is for cowards
be a man and grapple them PROPERLY
nah grabbing is good
THE CROSSGUARD IS IN MY WILLY BRO HELP
well well well... look at what we have here...
you can grab a drink
you can grab a wench
you can grab the enemy willy to help you land punches better
or their weapon to greatly disturb their swings
Playing baseball with willies bald head
And stabs
landing punches is easy
Anime's nose bleed ahh
he just standing there
"Aw, it seems you got me"
The reworked blood will allegedly be more streaky and less blobby
lv 1 crook vs lv 100 mafia boss 🥀
Wth are these poses ya'll
ts tuff ngl 🔥
Cool duo poses to try with your bro
not that hard when i first joined i leveled up in a day
🚫 .pablo.., that command is disabled in this channel.
looks like me on commoner with anything but the greatsword
commoner is the best tier for dueling how do you struggle without a greatsword
LMFAO
not a commoner fan
How 'bout this sword throw?
just dont use a mace you'll be fine 🥀
how on earth was he still standing after that first stab?
his insides saw daylight
sockless maidens were promised to him
perchance
oh its just becuase i am a knight/man at asrms fan
eh
i dont like armored combat much
feels unbalanced
in a literal sense btw
i prefer the tiers with partial armor
True
tier 5-6-7 are the way to go
i like the feeling of blunt and sharp being viable
4 is mid, 3 is great, 8 is too much
i like watching knight mma videos ngl then landing that one good pop is just so satisfying since it feels more earned since you cant really get a quick kill
4 is only good if you wanna practice fighting against polearms
the big mace on tier 5 is peak
only good mace in the game
eh
spiked one that is
you really gotta put your weight into the blunt weapons in a way you don’t really have to with the others
honestly i only ever use maces for mercy killings so willie doesnt agonize after i cut him 20 times
which makes people think that blunt isn’t as good as it can be
still, sharp is usually better sadly
Blunt weapons are severely lacking kinetic force transference
They should generate much more especially on a direct swing
sharp is objectively better in almost every way but blunt is fun to use sometimes
absolutely
polearm ai needs to be harder imo.
it feels like they do nothing at all
A big problem is they primarily only generate it around the head
It should build along the shaft before transferring to the head
Whoops
on the topic of overlooked weapons one handed swords dont get talked about as much either
the falchion is nasty
blood bath everytime i use that weapon
plancon kinda over looked too ngl
ehh
plançon is just too op
like the pitchfork
just look at that
probably because its op and the billhook is cooler
using it 2 handed kind of slaps once you get used to it
i’m able to go toe to toe with longsword ai
Mf didn't know how to react
Me when I get hit by the punch of astonishment and self reflection
its genuinely pretty good
Your a wizard willie!
willie was rethinking all of his life choices
first off, what the fuck lead him to fight an armored man in an unarmed duel
the thing that makes it bad is that stabbing is nonexistent
that drags it down a lot
The good ol' - stab & sheathing the sword - treatment
"Your probably wondering how i got here" Ahh willie
I must go now, my people need me
Fool! No one shall withstand the mighty falchion!
HASIKJDFHSAOILJKFHILOKSFGJHLKDS
Sometimes it do be like that
The reason why weight classes exist
good nite
gn
This is beautiful
Chad knight, dick stabbing the homeless mage
lil' bro desperately trying to level up

Higher quality
he has 0 thoughts
look into those big beautiful blue eyes
colorblind
ikr i just wanna suckle on his eyeballs
what
why are both chats tweaking today
No they are blue
If your a fallen angel can I pick you up :)
i-a
What
my brain shutdown for a sec that was a good one
bruh
embed fail
nah you wouldnt wanna know
I'm glad, its my goal to make people smile :)))
stfu your not supposed to agree
salty
very good goal 👍
Lmaooo its js the truth
tf did i miss
Indeed
it’s 2025 twin no one says salty anymore
everything and everyone should stay here more often
im not brainrotted or chronically online
skiller issuer
smash or pass willie
idk man
how is that a question
agreed
removing legs by cutting through the thickest part of the leg ❤️ i swear their femurs never stood a chance
Do you think willie would just make the same grunts and sounds while having coitus with you.
mayhaps
well does he like pain in that way
willie masochist confirmed
"Mercy good sire!"
masochist
“Noooooo!”
“Be not the cause of my death!” 🙌
Bed squeaks
"AIEEEEEE!!"
stephanol what the fuck pewdiepie man
“Cuckhold!!!”
Settings > Game "abyss fog" its one of 2 check boxes
?
someone who likes watching 2 people (sometimes one is their significant other) having sex
yes a cuckhold
dont know the word etymology
cuck is the shortened version
slang
i believe it's 'cuckold' not 'cuckhold'
cuck is someone who cucks, cuckold is the person being cucked
the cuckee, if you will
unless i have it wrong
the word actually comes from a bird of the same name which does something similar
Oh!
interesting, but what is more interesting is why you know so much about cuckoldry
i just know things
thats hot
fair i know alot of random useless facts too
CLUELESS MY BELOVEDDDD
Wdym by that
damn this guy needa chill out i swear
figure it out lmao
#halfsword-chat-⚔ try not to fucking crash out for 5 nanoseconds challenge (impossible)
bro running away too much
AH YOU LITTLE FU-
grow some balls so you fight back and so i can kick you in them for being a wuss
I don't remember there being a countdown when you remain down for long periods.
because i have actual survival instinct and footwork
don't tell me you walk into people's combos
basically the same as the other clip ¯_(ツ)_/¯
tank it like a champ cmon now
be quicker or get quicked
sorry i don't play with armor
YO wha- pause
ah i see you cant make it above peasant tier
what the fuck is happening here
you need to stop being freaky.
nah he just doesnt need it
he's goated like that
exactly i get a free pass
cmon now
I feel like a kid watching my siblings getting yelled at
mods lockin in, we love to see it
ok? and?
love our mods
don't start now
what are you whining about this time?
right you're ragebaiting now
iv already unlocked them 10+ times your point?
ok cool good for you
some people just dont want to use armor
wgar?
he wasnt talking about you
oh mb
skinning willie is always appreciated
ive skinned my willy before
they call you sir cumcision
eh idk man id rather have a 5min long fight instead of one that ends in one blow
ok that's your opinion then
thats why i said ID RATHER
smh
pointing out the obvious atp
bro getting angry with me agreeing. diabolical
lock it down both of you
ight
drink some chocolate milk
nah more just annoyed of the annoying useless pings from you replying
i can turn off the ping then if you want
I want strawberry tho
stop
id rather continue drinking my vodka
S-tier
strawberry is better tho
are you liveposting these or are they coming from the archives
YAYAYAYAYYA
He live posts i think
live because they're not compressed to death
ahhhh
That was amazing
the pvp situation is going to be VERY interesting when it happens. because i'm guessing there's gonna be like multiple categories for tournaments that happen
How are cheaters gonna be combatted?
commoner and militia gonna be bloodbaths
probably a report system of some kind
detecting cheats is going to be near impossible
now that was some good timing
poleaxes are absolutely going to be the meta wherever they're available
actual organised tournys like the afc are gonna pop the hell off
they are a good weapon cant disagree
they said in #faq that they are unsure of bringing multiplayer to the game
im sure a mod will come out with it tho if its not official
that's why i have a stake in afc as a promoter/commentator
I hope to face you one day to further improve my skill
i can help you improve
This game at first reminded me of bloody bastards
lmk if you need any pointers
I was practicing parrying earlier atm im gonna play in slow motion and slowly speed up the game until I have it down then go full speed and see if it works
it's a lot of prediction
yeah i could see that viewpoint lmao
both are very fun medieval combat style games
practice makes perfect youll surely improve if you keep it up
fuck yes
bloody bastards was peak
YES IT WASSSS
Hell on my other phone i have every kingdom to level 200
still is imo
i have every kingdom to 500
Flails are overpowered
Beat the game I see
indubitably
nice i was nearly done a full kingdom i was tryna do one at a time
still am slowly but surely
Ok JID
Hell yeahhh
dont they go up to 1K?
Nope