#halfsword-chat-⚔

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still rock
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Yeah, I was just upset beacuase Plancons always trash me.

cerulean moss
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Fans are cheap as hell nowadays, too.

shell bronze
still rock
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I cant spin enough to get away.

shell bronze
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barbed wire sticks that bludgeon and cut

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none

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dx12 high

cerulean moss
north dawn
shell bronze
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let me show you

north dawn
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unless youre running positive pressure in your case, theres no excuse for cooling problems

candid egret
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i use the plancon to defeat the plancon

cerulean moss
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Do you have outdated hardware or drivers? It’s pretty universally better

still rock
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Damn, you didnt give me a virus and that was acually sick.

cerulean moss
still rock
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I always get put off when people post links instead of the video.

north dawn
north dawn
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if you dont know what a screw-driver is, or if you cant afford 15€ fans from amazon then you should just buy a console anyway

north dawn
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wtf are you on?

shell bronze
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can't find a plancon to fight rn have a spear killing clip while i keep looking

cerulean moss
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I guess, yeah. If someone doesn’t know how to build a PC, I doubt they’ll know where to get a not-awful prebuilt, though.

candid egret
north dawn
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thats literally the worst purchase you could make

why spend double the money and end up with like a GT 1030, which is really a GT730 wearing a hat

north dawn
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if you can install fans, you can build a PC from scratch

humble bloom
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I bought a prebuilt because I need something portable until I get a permanent residence somewhere.
You bought a prebuilt because you didnt want to do research and learn.

north dawn
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it is braindead simple

north dawn
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it will take at most and afternoon to "learn"

humble bloom
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With the way games are heading, they wont be able to play games with prebuilts because they are too underpowered.

shell bronze
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where tf the plancons

candid egret
north dawn
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or atleast, instead of getting a prebuilt from a big-box store, you could buy a custom built PC from your local computer shop that will probably still be way better value AND not be made of components that are soldered together

shell bronze
cerulean moss
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But, like, dude. These prebuilts are selling for $1300 for 16GB DDR4, a 5050, 1TB SSD, and a 14400F.

shell bronze
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gotta capitalize on that big swing they do

north dawn
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like Prebuilts today are probably worse than gaming laptops or trying to game on a mac

candid egret
cerulean moss
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If you know where to look for it, yeah. But if you’re a beginner, you don’t. You go to Best Buy and buy the one that looks fancy.

shell bronze
north dawn
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like

you can get a workable prebuilt, if you could just use that knowledge to build an epic PC for less money

cerulean moss
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No embed perms until you reach a certain number of messages iospensive

humble bloom
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They are hiding, they are scared of you

north dawn
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OR
buy the parts from a local computerstore and have them build it

shell bronze
atomic stump
cerulean moss
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Oh, Nvidia pushed a driver update that enables DLSS overrides for some games, including Halfsword. The executable for Halfsword wasn’t detected properly for me, though, so I needed to add that manually, but it worked after that.

north dawn
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"so anyway thats the reason why I recommend everyone just buy a prebuilt"

cerulean moss
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You don’t have permissions yet 😭

shell bronze
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@still rock this guy made me hit a COLD italian longsword guard

soft yoke
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weeeee

still rock
shell bronze
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posta di donna

candid egret
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(what does that even protect 😭)

north dawn
shell bronze
atomic stump
shell bronze
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posta di donna

atomic stump
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huh

shell bronze
atomic stump
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no shit

soft yoke
candid egret
soft yoke
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short willie

north dawn
still rock
atomic stump
candid egret
still rock
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COCA COLA!!!!

candid egret
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is that a good or a bad thing

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😭

soft yoke
candid egret
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its 5 things twin

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💔

atomic stump
stable thorn
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bros british 🥀 🥀 🥀

shell bronze
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@still rock another rare documented clueless L

tender quest
shell bronze
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sometimes my brain turns off mid fight and i don't swing my mouse enough to block

still rock
north dawn
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it is rare to win if you stand in one spot and wait for the computer to parry for you

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it works once in 100 times

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the rest of time the parry happens when the opponents sword is already 40cm deep into your chest

soft yoke
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BEHOLD!

candid egret
cerulean moss
soft yoke
shell bronze
candid egret
still rock
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Idk, I struggle hard against brave stands, throw in a plancon and it’s just over… even if I get to catch their spear my sword just gets caught.

soft yoke
shell bronze
still rock
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Death to all plancon player!

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I shall petition the baron for the execution.

north dawn
tender quest
candid egret
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dang

still rock
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I can kick, but I only really feel safe doing so when my weapon is actively engaged with theirs. Other times are simply a gamble.

tender quest
atomic stump
candid egret
soft yoke
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WHY HALF SWORD GODS, WHY???!!!

north dawn
vast knoll
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i am the greatest polaxe user btw

atomic stump
shell bronze
shell bronze
atomic stump
shell bronze
candid egret
# atomic stump

disarms are the tuffest thing you can do in halfsword, no lie

tender quest
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whos that supposed to be?

soft yoke
atomic stump
candid egret
still rock
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THINK MARK!! THINK!!

soft yoke
# soft yoke

first try btw, commoner boss is rlly easy once you learn abt weapon weight and timing

still rock
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One chooses not to think.

tender quest
atomic stump
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bro i was looking at my 2nd monitor, looked back and my sword was sliding across his face

still rock
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That was fair, I got a warning not too long ago too. 🤣

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You earned that, with pride and joy.

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@uneven galleon Ivanjak

candid egret
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wut

still rock
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❤️

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WAIT

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HE DOES BE RIGHT!

still rock
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And what does that mean?!

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Eye eye captain!!!!

candid egret
wraith sorrel
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yo ive tried just about everything is there any way i can reset my data on half sword

still rock
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Somebody has just the picture for you.

shell bronze
atomic stump
shell bronze
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lmao wtf

still rock
soft yoke
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touche...

shell bronze
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the sword of 1000 blunt damage instances

mental kelp
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ansetzen

candid egret
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britain is a triangle

still rock
candid egret
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northern ireland + republic of ireland is just a dot

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the caribbean islands are gone

north dawn
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Chuckles is this generation's peak golden cultural refrence

candid egret
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the suez canal is just

wraith sorrel
candid egret
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impossible

still rock
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Just bashed his chest in…

brazen pecan
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One message removed from a suspended account.

candid egret
tender quest
lapis marsh
brazen pecan
tender quest
lapis marsh
brazen pecan
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atomic stump
north dawn
soft yoke
candid egret
soft yoke
still rock
mental kelp
atomic stump
lapis marsh
shell bronze
mental kelp
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I know

lapis marsh
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depends which hand

mental kelp
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I did it before

soft yoke
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it usually flings em

mental kelp
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lots of times

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its fun

mental kelp
# soft yoke it usually flings em

yea mostly I get them throw backwards in the way of the sheathe, sometimes like how you did where it goes hog wild and they end up on top of me

atomic stump
shell bronze
thorny stream
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dude

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first grete champion

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is actually abysmal to fight

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because NOTHING

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damages him

shell bronze
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are you sure

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always a knife in the center

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knife is guaranteed kill the moment it jabs all the way

thorny stream
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slashing at him with a knife doesnt do anything

vast knoll
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just beat him to death with ur fists

thorny stream
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im doing a

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like

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max damage to player run

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💔

lapis marsh
severe pollen
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can we swap keybinds to where left mouse button is left hand?

vast knoll
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poleaxe on top

shell bronze
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slashing sucks with knife

lapis marsh
jolly gorge
soft yoke
thorny stream
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he fucking

soft yoke
thorny stream
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losth is axe

shell bronze
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just jab him

thorny stream
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and bled out

soft yoke
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the vid broke

thorny stream
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ill rush him and he'll swing his axe back up

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and the handle will clock the shit out of me

severe pollen
lapis marsh
atomic stump
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skip to end after i kill cause i show damage

lapis marsh
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you generally dont want to be too close to the enemy

thorny stream
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the abyss

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actually fucking sucks

shell bronze
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you can literally do anything and win against one handed types

lapis marsh
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the key is to wait until he swings his axe and leaves himself open

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you need to play very carefully against axes, especially 2h axes, since they don't need that much force to kill

atomic stump
atomic stump
lapis marsh
lapis marsh
thorny stream
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because it doesnt swing like a sword

shell bronze
thorny stream
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this thing thsi guy has

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is annoying to go against

lapis marsh
atomic stump
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Istg the mace is the worst weapon at commoner

thorny stream
atomic stump
lapis marsh
vast knoll
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why am i butt naked

lapis marsh
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it's a slightly more manouverable axe

lapis marsh
atomic stump
shell bronze
bronze hearth
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i opened photo mode now i cant exit im bugged 😭

thorny stream
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ok guys how the fuck do we beat this dude

atomic stump
shell bronze
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@still rock i love this move so much against overheads/down-right diagonals

atomic stump
bronze hearth
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you dont even need skill

thorny stream
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do i just halfsword him

bronze hearth
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rush

vast knoll
thorny stream
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i bumped into him and lost a hand but he lost his head

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so

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theres hat

lapis marsh
bronze hearth
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holy shit how do i beat 3v1???

lapis marsh
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he has zero defense at very close range

lapis marsh
remote kindle
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I got gold boots, this is the Farthest i've made it in abyss ever

atomic stump
remote kindle
bronze hearth
remote kindle
shell bronze
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cool and calm parry practice + for some reason this dude didn't give up

remote kindle
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NOOOOOOO, WHY DOES HE JUST CHARGE ME LIKE A BULL AND PUSHES ME

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i was just stuck under him

bronze hearth
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its a fucking army now

thorny stream
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the problem with being maximum damage to player

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is that i can get tapped

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and instnatly become a make a wish kid

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like

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why are you one handing your two hand sword now

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GRAB THE FUCKING SWORD!!

lapis marsh
still rock
lapis marsh
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its max damage to player

shell bronze
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down diagonals i've always done

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hold hasso kamae and throw a kesagiri to their left shoulder

still rock
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Actually one of my favorite attacks, it catches either the gap between the chest and shoulder or neck. Such a good card to pull.

atomic stump
shell bronze
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touched my leg

bronze hearth
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i beat the 5v1 ahahah

still rock
shell bronze
still rock
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I think it would be different since I play in a fictional way.

atomic stump
bronze hearth
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why im getting 7v1 in abyys????

still rock
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Dual swords, I imagine I don’t really meet or match many of the stances seen in history.

bronze hearth
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i got torn to sheds

lapis marsh
shell bronze
still rock
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I am the weeb.

lapis marsh
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a very interesting choice

shell bronze
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yeah he's the local anime weeb larper

thorny stream
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if i get tapped with a sword

uncut magnet
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when is pvp coming

thorny stream
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and killed by it

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and sent to the abyss

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im killing mysf

still rock
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They call me Kirito Uzumaki.

lapis marsh
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they did use sword and dagger back then but i dont think they used dual sword

atomic stump
still rock
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I’m using two max length long swords, the heavy ones too.

still rock
shell bronze
still rock
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I approve!

lapis marsh
shell bronze
still rock
cerulean moss
bronze hearth
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is militia shirts better than commoner shirts?

still rock
lapis marsh
shell bronze
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maybe not kill in first swing sometimes

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but at least a parry on first draw

still rock
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I forgot to tell you, I’m not comfortable swinging in that exact pattern, but in most cases you can see in my clips the bots won’t even push me most of the time. If they do I throw half to 1/3 of my strikes to the knees and shins.

cerulean moss
# bronze hearth is militia shirts better than commoner shirts?

Absolutely. The militia shirts are gambesons, very thick quilt-like garments designed to absorb impact, and protect against other forms of injury. The commoner’s shirts are one layer of linen, as opposed to 30+ layers of linen, wool, or cotton you see in gambesons.

atomic stump
cerulean moss
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It seems to generally be more protective, though.

lapis marsh
still rock
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Yeeee, usually though if they push they tend to get caught in the legs. No real thought.

lapis marsh
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i rarely aim for the legs at all. i usually go for head/shoulder strikes

still rock
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In this one it’s more obvious, I’m scraping my sword on the ground to get my distance and to get my arms ready to swing low if needed.

brazen pecan
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brazen pecan
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lapis marsh
still rock
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Right hand or the hand I’m not moving stays center mass.

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Not center mass but it’s at my hip and I can always swipe up and back up.

lapis marsh
still rock
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So in that occasion I’m scraping my left sword for distance if someone swung high my right hand would swing diagonal up to the left.

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It’ll also fling my left shoulder back and out of the way.

lapis marsh
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the range of those swords is definitely helping you out

still rock
cerulean moss
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I honestly think the protection of gambesons is a bit under-represented ingame. The type we see ingame could generally protect against lighter spear thrusts, short bows, and provided very effective protection against cutting weapons like swords.

shell bronze
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@still rock you like dual wielding in brave stands right

still rock
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Mostly, but I practice with the 1v1s I just don’t post them because they don’t look as cool.

still rock
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Death to the Plancons!

humble thistle
cerulean moss
# shell bronze

Like, look at this poor guy. That sword is very heavy and long, to be fair, but still, the gambeson provided minimal protection.

lapis marsh
humble thistle
still rock
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This is against Willie though, if I fought someone like clueless his swings are coming a lot faster.

shell bronze
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the gambesons actually do a good job

signal pond
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Hey, do you guys know if multiplayer will be added at some point?

shell bronze
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it will be

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next

humble thistle
atomic stump
cerulean moss
still rock
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I feel like against a real player a simple left right on the mouse is enough to fell me like a peasant. 🤣

lapis marsh
cerulean moss
signal pond
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ok nice

atomic stump
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atleast it did for me

shell bronze
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the sheer MOMENTUM behind these 2 handed axes

still rock
shell bronze
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literally a full force swing and could barely keep my head from getting split

cerulean moss
atomic stump
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Huh weird

harsh imp
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hi guys no long paragraph on why to join afc today, just join it, link in my profile

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if yall want info tho dm me

lapis marsh
cerulean moss
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Like, I noticed, but I didn’t… comprehend, if that makes sense.

cerulean moss
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Yeah, they just… push right through.

still rock
atomic stump
shell bronze
lapis marsh
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they're pretty bad on the handling, but you have to lock in and garuntee they dont hit, because any graze can convert into a full on kill with zero warning

shell bronze
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theyre fun when parried properly though

cerulean moss
lapis marsh
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i usually half sword and wait for the inevitable overhead, hook them with my poleaxe, and then swing directly for their head

still rock
cerulean moss
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I find it really difficult to parry normally with a longsword, I always end up blocking with halfsword…

still rock
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That is the point... ANIME!

shell bronze
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there's a feel you get against overheads

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let me show you

lapis marsh
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the fact that axes can hook onto other weapons can easily be used against them

bronze hearth
cerulean moss
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Huh.

shell bronze
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the half sword block was mentioned 4 messages ago

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and i offered traditional grip alternatives

lapis marsh
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if i block any overhead with a halfsworded poleaxe then that's usually game because i can just swing it over onto their head

bronze hearth
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my bad i wasnt looking

lapis marsh
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halfswording a poleaxe is underrated. it's ridiculously strong

cerulean moss
lapis marsh
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you can stab and chop simultaneously

lapis marsh
cerulean moss
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Yeah, no…

lapis marsh
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and then i give them fucking whiplash by bashing their heads back and forth

cerulean moss
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Poor guys, how many heads caved in?

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Craziness.

lapis marsh
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i've also gotten some absurd stab angles while halfswording

atomic stump
cerulean moss
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Half the time I end up glitching my sword inside the enemy Willie and killing them that way, unintentionally

lapis marsh
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you're simultaneously defending yourself while threatening a stab and a chop at the same fucking time

shell bronze
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this is usually the safer and more reliable way

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but it doesn't cover against their right/your left strikes

lapis marsh
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the only real way to beat it is a quick leg strike

cerulean moss
atomic stump
cerulean moss
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true

shell bronze
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  • that's only a showcase of the range of motion required
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i usually flick up to it

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@cerulean moss

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this is more akin to how i usually fight

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ignore compression

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discord hates my phone

lapis marsh
lime parrot
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my game has recently stopped locking onto enemies and I tried changing the lock on strength but now my character just doesn't stab anyone and the stabs glance off or dont penetrate

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and no its not that I pressed z

cerulean moss
atomic stump
runic osprey
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Anyone found a work around for the bug where your character gets stuck moving in one direction regardless of if you're inputting that movement

shell bronze
lapis marsh
bronze hearth
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i wish they upgrade ai

shell bronze
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or some combination

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let me play like the average half sword player and show you what that looks like

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with the floaty strikes that have no wind up

lapis marsh
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i change my style depending on the enemy's weapon, but i would describe myself as fighting fairly agressively. i like having the initiative

cerulean moss
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Yeah, unless I’ve got reach advantage, I really don’t like initiating strikes

lapis marsh
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i like controlling the enemy's weapon

atomic stump
shell bronze
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this is how the average population plays half sword

cerulean moss
sleek gull
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I like it nice and flowy and controlled. = )

shell bronze
bronze hearth
shell bronze
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nah the ai is a bit different

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let me demonstrate

ebon ermine
atomic stump
shell bronze
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this how the ai plays

ebon ermine
cerulean moss
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I forget the exact name

ebon ermine
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federschwert or something i think idk

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fencing 💔

lapis marsh
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also im pretty sure me and clueless have agreed that in a straight fight with our respective weapons i would win

ebon ermine
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i just got bored of how fast willie dies from actual cuts so i prefer using that

atomic stump
shell bronze
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polearms were king for a reason

brazen pecan
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cerulean moss
# shell bronze

Pretty much how I play too, nowadays, lol. I’m very slow and choreographed, trying to transition from ‘mindless flailing’ to actually thinking

ebon ermine
lapis marsh
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i'm actually not sure how well i'd fare against m00. he's like, the poleaxe player

sleek gull
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Fairly certain in the case of PvP, 99% of players would kick the crap out of me. I can be flashy and all, but when it comes to all out aggression, I would be roflstomped.

brazen pecan
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ebon ermine
atomic stump
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or the game files

ebon ermine
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one of the folders has a folder called screenshots i forgot which

brazen pecan
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One message removed from a suspended account.

ebon ermine
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halfswordue5

lapis marsh
atomic stump
bronze hearth
ebon ermine
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is there a way to reopen the enhancer menu after i closed it

atomic stump
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insert key

ebon ermine
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u the goat

atomic stump
bronze hearth
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what is enchancer menu

atomic stump
ebon ermine
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its on github

bronze hearth
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ohh

ebon ermine
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i use it for making loadouts but it has a bunch of other things too i didnt even look at

bronze hearth
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i gotta install it

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im starting to get bored

atomic stump
shell bronze
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i'm a very pragmatic polearm player

atomic stump
shell bronze
white trail
shell bronze
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2 trick pony

white trail
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this is what hapens when i try to do it

atomic stump
shell bronze
atomic stump
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FINALLY REVERSE GRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rigid stirrup
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this might be my favourite sword in the game

rigid stirrup
shell bronze
ebon ermine
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i just had willie ram his head into my sword

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no thoughts going on in that head

hearty stone
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when did they put a new demo out

lapis marsh
tired stream
shell bronze
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lawnmower

tired stream
atomic stump
desert acorn
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why is this actually just me in half sword

cyan night
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does the demo save our rank

atomic stump
atomic stump
last cobalt
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PLEASE RELEASE EARLY ACESSSSSS

odd kiln
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interesting

woeful arch
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Has anyone seen the enemies in small buhurt attack each other?

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They kill each other before we can even get to the fight

cunning tinsel
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a friend of mines has seen it once

woeful arch
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Yeah it's happening to me everytime now

cunning tinsel
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strange

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must be entertaining at least

woeful arch
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I thought it would be but it isn't, they tear each other's limbs in seconds for some reason

autumn tree
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what do you do in the abyss

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Most of the time i lose track to the chests and just get lost

real void
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literally just pick a direction, walk in a straight line, attack the people that come after you

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once they're dead, get your loot, pick another direction, and walk in a straight line

autumn tree
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Is there no goal whatsoever

real void
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no there's bosses

autumn tree
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ok

real void
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after killing a few enemies, you face a boss and get upgraded to the next stage- harder enemies, better loot, harder boss

autumn tree
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thx

real void
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so on and so forth, and then there's a final boss

ebon ermine
muted owl
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Don't you just love it when FATAL ERROR!

muted owl
ebon ermine
muted owl
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DAYM

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he woul be proud

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but you gotta bite they ear off firtht

ebon ermine
shell bronze
ebon ermine
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the day they make a mod so you can change the ai's armor i will be the happiest man alive

shell bronze
quasi kraken
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how do you fight weaker tiers in a higher tier

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ive donee it on accident

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and idk how to do it again

shell bronze
quasi kraken
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worker

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*worked

shell bronze
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fuckin hate shield users

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can't have any actual fun

ebon ermine
shell bronze
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that's not mordhau that's the fuckin cross they put jesus on

ebon ermine
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i had to use it on t3 because it fucking sucks

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we all saw what you deleted btw 💔

warped leaf
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I died the same time I won a game and I spawned in the next round as a naked willy😭

ebon ermine
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baseball, huh?

warped leaf
shell bronze
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look at this

ebon ermine
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its not funny if i explain it

ebon ermine
shell bronze
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and when i tell you this thing is insanely ass to use it's not even funny

ebon ermine
shell bronze
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according to chrome yes

ebon ermine
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chrome has a few good weapons but i cant defend that 😔

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trust me you aint offending no one

atomic stump
ebon ermine
atomic stump
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possibily

bronze cloud
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am i able to add mods aswell as use the hs enhancer?

atomic stump
bronze cloud
atomic stump
ebon ermine
atomic stump
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well getting my hand chopped off helped the new surgery

deep shale
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im indecisive so im gonna ask
i saved up 40 bucks by selling steam trading cards
there is this other game which i want and that's 20.
do i not buy it and wait for halfsword?

ebon ermine
deep shale
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conquests of elysium 5

ebon ermine
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let me guess

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silksong

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aw

trail pivot
atomic stump
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I disarmed him

ebon ermine
deep shale
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im a big advocate for grappling

atomic stump
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Yeah its all about that grip ya know BlushingMoai

atomic stump
ebon ermine
atomic stump
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THATS THE FUCKING POMMEL

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THE WHOLE THING IS IN THERE

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MY WILLY

round stone
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Pondering life choices

ebon ermine
deep shale
ebon ermine
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i advise visiting a doctor so he can put you down

ebon ermine
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be a man and grapple them PROPERLY

deep shale
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nah grabbing is good

atomic stump
dull lily
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well well well... look at what we have here...

deep shale
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you can grab a drink
you can grab a wench
you can grab the enemy willy to help you land punches better

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or their weapon to greatly disturb their swings

round stone
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Playing baseball with willies bald head

round stone
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Anime's nose bleed ahh

ebon ermine
round stone
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"Aw, it seems you got me"

sleek mica
ebon ermine
round stone
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Wth are these poses ya'll

ebon ermine
round stone
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Cool duo poses to try with your bro

ebon ermine
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send messages

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you get xp

ebon ermine
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not that hard when i first joined i leveled up in a day

lean nicheBOT
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🚫 .pablo.., that command is disabled in this channel.

ebon ermine
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💔

pale bobcat
ebon ermine
round stone
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LMFAO

pale bobcat
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not a commoner fan

round stone
ebon ermine
ebon ermine
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his insides saw daylight

round stone
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perchance

pale bobcat
ebon ermine
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i dont like armored combat much

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feels unbalanced

ebon ermine
languid nest
ebon ermine
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tier 5-6-7 are the way to go

languid nest
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i like the feeling of blunt and sharp being viable

ebon ermine
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4 is mid, 3 is great, 8 is too much

pale bobcat
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i like watching knight mma videos ngl then landing that one good pop is just so satisfying since it feels more earned since you cant really get a quick kill

ebon ermine
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4 is only good if you wanna practice fighting against polearms

ebon ermine
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only good mace in the game

languid nest
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eh

ebon ermine
languid nest
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you really gotta put your weight into the blunt weapons in a way you don’t really have to with the others

ebon ermine
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honestly i only ever use maces for mercy killings so willie doesnt agonize after i cut him 20 times

languid nest
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which makes people think that blunt isn’t as good as it can be

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still, sharp is usually better sadly

sleek mica
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Blunt weapons are severely lacking kinetic force transference

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They should generate much more especially on a direct swing

ebon ermine
languid nest
ebon ermine
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it feels like they do nothing at all

sleek mica
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A big problem is they primarily only generate it around the head

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It should build along the shaft before transferring to the head

ebon ermine
sleek mica
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Whoops

ebon ermine
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the falchion is nasty

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blood bath everytime i use that weapon

pale bobcat
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plancon kinda over looked too ngl

sharp sky
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plançon is just too op

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like the pitchfork

ebon ermine
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just look at that

ebon ermine
languid nest
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i’m able to go toe to toe with longsword ai

round stone
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Me when I get hit by the punch of astonishment and self reflection

atomic stump
ebon ermine
atomic stump
ebon ermine
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first off, what the fuck lead him to fight an armored man in an unarmed duel

ebon ermine
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that drags it down a lot

round stone
atomic stump
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"Your probably wondering how i got here" Ahh willie

round stone
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Every street fighter that 'sees red'

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The gentle taps, man, this fkng demo is so fun

atomic stump
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I must go now, my people need me

ebon ermine
atomic stump
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HASIKJDFHSAOILJKFHILOKSFGJHLKDS

round stone
ebon ermine
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good nite

round stone
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gn

atomic stump
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This is beautiful

round stone
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Chad knight, dick stabbing the homeless mage

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lil' bro desperately trying to level up

atomic stump
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my reaction

round stone
wheat mortar
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willy always wins

atomic stump
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Higher quality

sharp sky
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he has 0 thoughts

atomic stump
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look into those big beautiful blue eyes

sharp sky
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colorblind

wheat mortar
lapis marsh
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why are both chats tweaking today

atomic stump
wheat mortar
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with pleasure

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after i scoop out your eyes with a spoon

atomic stump
atomic stump
wheat mortar
woven vigil
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bruh

lapis marsh
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embed fail

wheat mortar
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nah you wouldnt wanna know

atomic stump
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I see that

woven vigil
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ain’t no way y’all replied that fast bruh

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unemployed mfs🫩

wheat mortar
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bro still got me smiling after that one 💀

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im such a loser

atomic stump
wheat mortar
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stfu your not supposed to agree

hasty jetty
wheat mortar
atomic stump
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Lmaooo its js the truth

real void
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tf did i miss

atomic stump
woven vigil
wheat mortar
hasty jetty
lapis marsh
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skiller issuer

sharp sky
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smash or pass willie

wheat mortar
wheat mortar
languid nest
dreamy rock
somber lodge
dreamy rock
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“Be not the cause of my death!” 🙌

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Bed squeaks

hasty jetty
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"AIEEEEEE!!"

sharp sky
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stephanol what the fuck pewdiepie man

dreamy rock
strange token
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Settings > Game "abyss fog" its one of 2 check boxes

dreamy rock
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?

hasty jetty
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someone who likes watching 2 people (sometimes one is their significant other) having sex

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yes a cuckhold

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dont know the word etymology

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cuck is the shortened version

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slang

lapis marsh
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i believe it's 'cuckold' not 'cuckhold'

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cuck is someone who cucks, cuckold is the person being cucked

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the cuckee, if you will

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unless i have it wrong

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the word actually comes from a bird of the same name which does something similar

wheat mortar
shell bronze
wheat mortar
wheat mortar
atomic stump
wheat mortar
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thats crazy

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bro bouta make me drop to my knees that was so clean

shell bronze
humble bloom
shell bronze
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damn this guy needa chill out i swear

wheat mortar
lapis marsh
wheat mortar
wheat mortar
steady cove
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I don't remember there being a countdown when you remain down for long periods.

shell bronze
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don't tell me you walk into people's combos

wheat mortar
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basically the same as the other clip ¯_(ツ)_/¯

wheat mortar
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be quicker or get quicked

shell bronze
wheat mortar
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YO wha- pause

wheat mortar
lapis marsh
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what the fuck is happening here

signal wedge
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you need to stop being freaky.

lapis marsh
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he's goated like that

signal wedge
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I'm telling this to you, stop.

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you too angel.

wheat mortar
wheat mortar
atomic stump
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I feel like a kid watching my siblings getting yelled at

lapis marsh
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mods lockin in, we love to see it

wheat mortar
shell bronze
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love our mods

shell bronze
lapis marsh
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he has all the tiers unlocked anyway

wheat mortar
lapis marsh
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right you're ragebaiting now

wheat mortar
lapis marsh
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some people just dont want to use armor

lusty cove
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guys guys guys

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yall wanna see me skin some more willys?

shell bronze
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C tier ragebait

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moving on

lusty cove
lapis marsh
lusty cove
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oh mb

lapis marsh
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skinning willie is always appreciated

lusty cove
lapis marsh
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they call you sir cumcision

wheat mortar
wheat mortar
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smh

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pointing out the obvious atp

shell bronze
lapis marsh
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bro getting angry with me agreeing. diabolical

signal wedge
lapis marsh
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ight

signal wedge
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drink some chocolate milk

wheat mortar
lapis marsh
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i can turn off the ping then if you want

atomic stump
signal wedge
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stop

wheat mortar
signal wedge
wheat mortar
shell bronze
lapis marsh
# shell bronze

are you liveposting these or are they coming from the archives

atomic stump
atomic stump
shell bronze
lapis marsh
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ahhhh

shell bronze
atomic stump
lapis marsh
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the pvp situation is going to be VERY interesting when it happens. because i'm guessing there's gonna be like multiple categories for tournaments that happen

atomic stump
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How are cheaters gonna be combatted?

shell bronze
shell bronze
lapis marsh
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detecting cheats is going to be near impossible

wheat mortar
shell bronze
lapis marsh
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poleaxes are absolutely going to be the meta wherever they're available

shell bronze
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unironically

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stabbing, bludgeoning, slashing/chopping

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all in one go

lapis marsh
wheat mortar
wheat mortar
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im sure a mod will come out with it tho if its not official

shell bronze
atomic stump
shell bronze
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i'm goated at live commentary

shell bronze
atomic stump
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This game at first reminded me of bloody bastards

shell bronze
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lmk if you need any pointers

atomic stump
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I was practicing parrying earlier atm im gonna play in slow motion and slowly speed up the game until I have it down then go full speed and see if it works

shell bronze
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it's a lot of prediction

wheat mortar
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both are very fun medieval combat style games

wheat mortar
shell bronze
lapis marsh
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bloody bastards was peak

atomic stump
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Hell on my other phone i have every kingdom to level 200

wheat mortar
lapis marsh
atomic stump
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Flails are overpowered

atomic stump
lapis marsh
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indubitably

wheat mortar
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still am slowly but surely

atomic stump
wheat mortar
atomic stump
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Nope