#halfsword-chat-⚔
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Uzi would be nowhere without me
what beast would send a slur to a beautiful muscle man pfp
no pls no ban
and what freak wouldnt to an anime pfp
lil uzi is the one with the pink diamond forehead that fellout right?
pls dont ban me Username Ladiesman217
lil uzi is the one that made chromakopia right?
thinking about it
he stole my lyrics I swear
i will wash your niece's toes
Woah
pls spare me
Okay calm down pal
mercy
you a fan of the bible?
bibble*
theres a verse in there that eventually says something along the lines of "nothing new under the sun"
I actually have a niece I am mad protective over so that was like the worst thing to say 
I will now scalp you
NIECUS EXPLODIUS!
i will wash your nephew's toes-
my gf, she is overseas rn to deal with Family, and she French. so what do you expect
i will wash your toes
This was the best way to approach this situation
does that count as a threat?
lea_ticklestoes53
You can't lie
wish it were a promise
Snails

dont you like slimy semi-liquids in your mouth?
Username Ladiesman217
I'm pretty sure eating snails started in Spain and was just popularized in France
they're gonna take away gif perms one day
Idk I'm Canadian
this one willie grabbing me by the arm and dragging me like an angry girlfriend
i like uhhh finland more
Quebec?
Well, I will ask you to please not post controversial figures please.
czechia arent too bad though
DEATH
❤️
zzz
Ontario.
okay pal
ontario is lame
"wahhh I can't post a gif of a child predator 😭" headass
Yeah you right
Idk if you tryna ragebait or not but you just speaking mad facts
Username Ladswoman421
that would be really shit ragebait
Username BoyMan784

Yeah bc kinda sucks too

invite me to the wedding
<-- me after our williemoon
what would the child look like
Willie
his name would be william
a fine gentleman
what the fuck is that
the malicious child
small weapons need a massive buff
how would you buff them
only if they're about adding multiplayer than I'm chill widdit
nah it would look like the baby retsu meme but its halfsword Willie's face instead
Oops
by making them the size of the pitchfork
so send it on Multiplayer suggestions?
dope.
this is so out of context bro 💔
what yall got against multiplayer
technically I should tell you no, but, I'm not going to do that
make all small weapons the uhhh bardiche
commoner is lowkey hard as fuck
he wouldve died.
this is what I do to people when they ask for multiplayer
My brother just made working multiplayer but its split screen
is there anyone capable of doing some simple photoshopping?
i think its the funnest section of the game but the boss is hard
if there a female Willie, what would their name be.
Willia?
it works with steam remote play
honestly the blunt axe is underrated it can cut people in half with ease
I've heard a lot of people say this but not a lot of them prove it 
Willma
imagene laging and geting hit from the other side of the map
it's my favorite tier
however local Splitscreen is planned
it's the only one where you can reliably do longsword duels
do you know some simple photoshopping?
He can dm you the clips rn
nah they needa add smoughs hammer into this game trust
i need someone to photoshop smthn for me rlly quick
no
sumo willie
Hes cutting the clips down so he can send them, we just got done recording
smoughs hammer would go hard op or not and u cant deny
It's pretty much fully functional, only issue is that one player needs to use controller
breaking news: I farted and it smells like a mix of cheese, gasoline and rubber

what's that?
thats survivable
willie vs minecraft steve who wins
look
god vs god...
@mint wadi @naive holly @fierce acorn some more aggressive parries for your viewing pleasures
me
working multiplayer mfers
im gonna send you a slur
Smough's POV
HOLY
You know their patterns so well by the way their arms move that it literally looks like you're holding your sword up for them to hit.
thanks king
theyre great
how do you get that overhead block? ive never been able to
bro i just lifted farmer boss 6 feet in the air like it was nothing with my knife 😭
gotta let the auto parry work with you to a degree
theres an autoparry???
how do yall even get hits while swinging from above
thats also a good question
dont do overheads anyway
i have to play on these settings just to have a good brawl
yeah your character automatically adjusts as per the enemy's weapon placement
there's a actual autoparry??
the autoparry lowkey sucks but it works for the overhead blocks
real like its easy to 2 tap a willie
how the hell do you trigger that
it's not automatic parrying but more like a tool to assist you in blocking certain attacks
how do you trigger thart
sometimes its fun to play on normal dmg because you can hit a nasty combo on them and just knock them on the spot
i tried to play sword again recently, i am so used to my sticks that i can't even swing correctly anymore 😭
i swing with the sticks as well
it is fun
no lockon is much better imo, it would be nice to have a key to look and turn though
gusy
i love the moments where you and the willie both run up to eachother and you just slice through them like a samurai
nasty hook
horrible form
blip?
btw you can brake a willie s knee if you kick the front leg like 6-7 time in a row
blep...
i dont really kick
blew his blrains out
you can sometimes break it in like
1 or two
i mainly do head kicks
its mad fun
sword is way more difficult but it's fun to me
in my head willies are magic
that just makes the matches really really short
i just love my stick
can you commit war crimes outside of war?
i have to get my other clips
mb for sking but how do i send images from the figth
fight*
you can halfsword, let them try slashing and then slash their head off
what is this church ah music im hearing
press c
Swedish Folk song
meatball praying music*
why are you even litsening to that
i am offended
because the song is rad
i was listening to uh
Polish folk songs too
what language even was the song in
somone gotta make a mod that turns half sword into dark souls trust
tnx
or make dark souls into half sword
he but to do i send in to discord
swinging around the dark knight greatsword would go sooo hard
IM BAACKK!!!
im playing halfsword multiplayer rn
but seriously what language is that
the WHAT
screenshot
currently playing halfsword multiplayer
i cant send images
i like using that one lightweight sword as commonor so that i can combo the hell out of willie
lv 2 then i think
i swap between the shortest and thinnest possible one and that big azz one i used in the clip above
darn
oh thats the wrong song oops
still hasnt given u[
that was for sure not swedish, atleast
le roy engloys 😭
i le royed my engloy just last night
die
Since this song was written down a century after these events took place, there are some factual fallacies in it. For example the place of death of the English king, which is not Saint-Fiacre en Brie, but in Vincennes.
Godon was a French derogatory term at the time, directed specifically at Englishmen.
My channel is dedicated to anthems, hymns...
while he was falling to his knees
nah imagine a dungeon crawler mod for halfsword
this some iron will bullshit
"dont you know imm stilll standing.."
bro I read this as dungeon crawler carl lol
who in the FUCK is dungeon crawler carl
mere seconds later he took two hooks to the jaw
after the previous
17
hooks
he fell
do you ever get bored of the commoner class
bro i am so confused, how tf did the dude in the white gambeson die?? lol
never
this is how the ranking would go of all the classes: farmer > commoner > militia > peasant > every other class
A book. Dungeon Crawler Carl is a snarky, gory, wildly inventive sci-fi-fantasy death game romp where a man and his talking, battle-armored cat must survive a reality show dungeon full of traps, monsters, and increasingly absurd challenges broadcast to a bloodthirsty alien audience.
that sounds like something straight from one of my dreams
never bored of commoner
an unarmored man with a 2 handed sword is one of the coldest tropes
should i leak multiplayer
please
i like mace
ain't nobody going to play MP 🔥
Medieval games and multiplayer never last long together
thats sort of a proven fact
odd
i just like fistplay multiplayer tbh
I too, like fistplay.
people who say they want to play MP
are just going to play one game of it
and never touch it again
how are you even playing 🥀
lies
don't say lies, you know very well thats facts
Who are you even playing it with
my brother made working splitscreen multiplayer
bro playing against a real person instead of a bot would be insane imagine the mental game
for the latest version
especiall in unarmored
Plancon:
what is plancon dude
the giant stick with 30 spikes at the end
evil ass slug miss got me fucked up
i mean yeah for enjoyable multiplayer some weapons needa be banned
but other than that imagine sword duels
that won't make it enjoyable for a portion of the community
ur the only one who enjoys points sticks im sorry
@rapid inlet
i am not the only polearm main brodi 🥀
bro axe vs axe would be insane
he kicked me in the back so i hit him with the slap of doom
'fight fairly or get the fuck out'
also how did i just notice this
i love it when i manage to pull shit like this off
dodge of utter dispair and terror
Bro what how did you get behind him
Also how do I lift them up so I can slam them on the ground
i made a macuahuitl v2 and posted it on reddit a while ago
is cool i think
did it again in the same fight just not as good
awesome

nc
whats an nc
k
How do I dodge tho
js git gud
Do I just hold shift and go to the side
its literally just a matter of being able to react
shield users = fodder
both
it doesnt move that quick for me 
it itches
commoner v veteran+ is genuinely scary
if they half sword you successfully to any degree you are #cooked
Yes though. Hold shift and tap movement keys
Still one of my all-time fav clips purely due to cinematic effect
8
10
still hasnt died yet
like look at the way hes fucking getting up
like
just die already
💔
nvm
hit him with a fang and he died
I wonder if it's in Sir Moai's contract to message in here like, x times per day, or x times per hour.
That would be funny.
Contract mandated communication with half sword degenerates.
tis a willies dooty to die
i js beat halfsword wohohohohoho
getting jumped simulator
for the commoner boss
hallo
you gotta halfsword the the slash when he goes for a overhead
hes PMOOO
and slash his head
Grab that pitchfork from the tier below and pray you time it right champ
That works also
Meow’s method if you wanna get better at the game
i beat and then it showed the hold g and I STILL DIED
nah that's doing too much
My method if you’re tired of dealing with it
pitchfork
Pitchfork
more like self torture
i can do a feint and cut off their heads
not doing allat i just dodge and swipe him
i do my parrying when it's on even ground
Pitchfork is pretty good up until like tier 5 then the bosses get decent armor
i agree
or you..
COULD GET PLANCHE!!
this is what happens when you try to parry commoner boss
aka the really spiky polearm
bro you parried
not halfsword parry
this is the most reliable way to fight him
you didnt do rmb + mb parry
I hate using pole arms tbh
idk
They feel so awkward
i agree
I love the longsword
If I wanna be a dick I’ll use war staff
4 MORE MESSAGES-
alr thx
Specifically the one with the shorter and more spread out spikes
meow
Than the one with like six spikes
Excellent parry
i agree
so uhhhhh halfswording is basically the pinnacle of anything
you can use the pommel to mordschlag the face into oblivion
which is crazy concussions
Using one handed weapons in half sword can be fun but ur screwing urself over so much
Way too many openings
yea
And like half your dexterity is gone
Out the window
But I still enjoy it for cinematic purpose
Take that back!
as the player no weapon choice makes you fodder
its about the player
also for me
you can use one handed/two hands to counter a opening while a opponent tries to slash you
yes yes!
most opponents make a opening after attacking
use that or just go before it
winding up while they swing is a great parry and counter attack in one
instead of trying to attack when the opening is there throw an attack right as they're in the middle of theirs
Willie knew he shouldnt have done it, but he did it anyways
yeah
thats what i do
yea like that
lowkey if i didn't care about style but still wanted to parry most of my fights would look like this
I like my ripostes a bit more fluid as well
@shell sky the game says ue5 crashed but i can keep playing
do u know anything about that
uhh
no
fatal error caused by blood, gotta turn blood off or really low
there's a certain flow that makes the slower parries a lot more enjoyable
too fast-twitch and it just looks unrefined
damn
thx
can i leave gore up
?
yes
Absolutely feels more cinematic when its like solid refined movements
palliotto u lwk my fav dev keep going twin luv u😉 👍
for sure
i usually try to settle my fights like they're kurosawa movie duels
or a kendo duel like how i do it irl
I press alt and pray it impales my enemy
My conputer so bad i gotts play on lowest res
And the non blood version
A single drop or blood crashes my cimputer
historically accurate polearm gameplay
Jesus duck
i need help with halfsword mods can someone help me?
what the hellyante
Oh that was clean cuh
backswing decapitation
Any tips for beating the final knight boss before baron
nope
Thanks
Hahahaha
No ur just really really funny that's all
now im not one to complain usually but autoparry messed up my stance wtf
are you saying im easy to make fun of? unbelievable.
i should ban you just for looking in my direction
use polearm and smack him in the head
What's polearm again
long stick weapon
Ahhh ok
the super long one
if you practice hitting headshots you can end him before he even touches you
it doesn't have to have a spike, it just needs anything on top a long pole.
polearm is pretty broad
no
So I'm beat everything once I kill the knight boss?
no, you have to kill the baron now.
Ok
but it will be a bit trickier
because now you have to do a condensed version of the gauntlet but within a single round.
If I lose do I lose my character and have to start over
no
Phew
you'll just need to start the beginning of the ultimate challenge itself.
now is a good time to mention you should probably lower your gore and blood settings.
You are talented
Yeah there's an issue with the blood in the ultimate challenge, behind the scenes bug #updates
Speaking of
Out of all the armored bosses this guy is the biggest pushover.
Badaboom
Badabing
Hello
Pray that you accidentally poke somewhere unarmored
grab the longest polearm you can find and smack him in the head repeatedly
i gather however much weapons is in the floor in one place
put it on the floor and pray he slips or he gets his sabatons caught in an axe
last time i beat him was by him slipping and his neck broke
God I wish I can have those graphics with 60-120 FPS
Or just mace the shit out of him
Tickle his feet, it works trust.
it's just high graphics
Mace to the face simple as
And dx12 w/ hdr right
Bc this is high on dx11, and I barely break 60 before the blood starts gushing
-drops down to 43 when the arm comes off
Im sure once EA releases and we get optimization, pc's as shit as mine will hold up plenty fine enough
I used the long one with spikes intermittently
$1k graphics card go crazy,
Brave Stand and Buhurt are 14fps->fatal error true combo almost every time.
i play 1440p dx12 and it holds 60 pretty well
400 bucks iwl
facebook marketplace special
Damn bro when I looked up your card it was literally $1050 but im sure it depends
Yuuup
i had a 1080 ti for the longest time
it's chillax now though, this setup should go pretty far before i even think of an upgrade
7800x3d and 7900 xtx
I just need to get a 2k pre built with contemporary parts to bulld off of.
I did that with my current one, also in 2017 lol, all my parts are from 2017 too still.
Console gamed thru out the pandemic and just kinda let the pc collect dust till the last year.
Now im feeling it 💀
Once again, 1060 6gb and i5 7k 💀
Figured a pre-built would be cheaper and put me into medium territory that I could upgrade on.
imo hold the cpu and up your gpu
my current settings lock me at 60fps at 50-60% gpu usage and 20-30% cpu until action happens
with my amd framegen i get 120fps
it's pretty chill
That would definitely go further i agree. I just hate that halfsword is so cpu intensive.
With HS, the cpu caps out before the card does, funnily enough.
just the nature of physics based stuff
once you start incorporating crouching those left side swipes become a whole lot more manageable
man FUCK you
those feints are genuinely vicious that was a close call
Still.
punch got him hitting the limbo
guys i always wondered, would the UE VR conversion mod work with half sword since its in UE , its a thinker
Just downloaded the game of steam and there’s frequent crashes, I don’t know why, could somebody help?
like in the main menu
Have you tried turning down graphics?
Are you running it on dx11 or dx12
dx11 I think
yeah
What are you running it on???
CPU or GPU
I presume you’re running it on windows
Yes
Maybe try verifying integrity
how do you do that
On steam
Right click the game and go to properties
Should be a verify integrity option under installation
you mean installed files?
Something like that
Yeah
If that doesnt fix it, a total clean reinstall is the next step.
To do that youll go to
<browse local files>
Delete everything
Then verify again
Oh great it’s someone who knows what they’re doing, my job here is done
Where do you mean “browse local files”
Is that sarcastic like im stepping on toes 
im stoney bologna and cant take a hint
Right click on the game in steam
It’s genuine
this guy hasn't given up for 10 minutes(he is on the left)
#photography📷 message
Yeah I figured that would come off as sarcastic lol
why won't he just give up
All good I was like, goofy guy always chill so probably not but
Im sure he's getting there 
Any luck?
It says “26 files failed to validate and will be reacquired” this is after I deleted everything
Perfect thats the goal
So its reinstalling the game now,
But steam does this thing where it keeps a memory or copy of your files even if you uninstall
So you have to delete them
Again?
oh
Youre right on track just let it validate then try to run the game
Crashed again
This time it was on the starting animations before it pulls up the main menu
Hmmm
found out if you cancel all your momentum and use the opposite arm from where youre facing it makes you throw a haymaker
for some odd reason
i can do fangs better now
Thats so weird. Only thing I can think otherwise is check your drivers?
How
Go to the window search bar and type device manager
Then right click on those and check for driver updates
Mainly your pc parts if you see anything relating to your graphics card, motherboard, or processor
where’s the one for driver updates
just hit the most fuckin IMMACULATE kick known to man
Ok so I looked under disk drives and there was an option to update drivers, did that, however it said “the best drivers for your device are already installed” for all of them
styled on
Yall check out this spinning kick i landed in the playtest
i lowkey miss the playtest ngl
whatever these guys are havin you do, lets start simple. turn off your games blood, make sure youre running in dx11 through the in game settings or through launch options. lower graphics if necessary. clean reinstall is a step you CAN take if youd like
Bro, it crashes IN the menu
then do a clean reinstall
Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall
IMPORTANT
Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.
Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.
Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.
Already tried that
you deleted every file before reinstalling? missing anything at all will not work
If you mean going into steam right clicking, manage, than uninstall, then reinstall, yes
that is not what is listed in what i posted
you should follow the guide
or its not a clean reinstall
and again make sure youre running in dx11 not dx12
under important?
Yeah I am
yes
Pres WIN+R where
anywhere
I’m confused
neck shots are so rare at the knight lvl man
I thought i had him delete the entire directory but maybe I wasnt clear
Do what the gore fix tells you to
Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall
IMPORTANT
Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.
Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.
Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.
FUN FACT: if you play first person, you get a level of concentration that you can do this
Ohhh I had you do it backwards? Maybe that was the issue
Oh dont I know it
Again I don’t know what it means by press WIN+R
Hold down the windows button, and press R
Window key + R key
PEAK
No u
First person is pretty clunky BUT
I would sacrifice balanced cameras for concentration
Is the “HalfSwordUE5” the thing with the logo or the folder icon
The folder
The game still shows up in my steam library despite being gone as an app and I can’t reinstall
Doesn’t let me
do you have is dumb
sooo like to the hs devs what do yall think abt ovrdth carrying the modding scene and making the game more fun? are u for it?
What?
if you are windows computer press the key that has the windows icon on it hold it down then rpess r in the bottom left a little window will appear with a line for text idk what they told you to type in it but wahtever it was jsut type that
I know
so ur trolling them or
No, you can scroll up I said that I did it didn’t work still
Do you have is dumb
whats even your issue lucario I dun feel like reading rn
My game keeps crashing
No, you don't have perms for sending images I believe 😢
chat does anyone have a good tactic for consistently blocking or mitigating spear thrusts
shield casually existing
become god
they lock in on me like a friggin homing missile
for 2 handed? 👉 👈 🥺
half swordand just kind close distance and grapple
for midigating the thrust itself before you can close just kinda swing around a lot
and pray
its kinda like in val if ur getting jumped and u have only a classic just say a prayer jump and right click
its part luck
which tier
cuz if you have armor just paly around that or reroll till u ahve armor
any tier, im doing the ultimate challenge rn and finding an absurd amount of enemies have pokey things
oh that challenge
halfswording def helps, likewise if you have a chestpiece your almost always fine if you rush in
my strat for that is until ovrdth selector works on it just dont play it
its fun but its too hard and I want to be able to cheat cuz games arent fun if I cant cheat
oof
it just sets u to the highest tier below it
annoying af I wanna spawn in full armor and a long sword
until then I use ovrdth to get full armor and a longsword then play in beggar and pick carnage
its so fun they think they have a chance lol
its rlly funny
gotta figure this skill issue out tho idk how to not get shanked
Is it actually possible for a pesant to beat a kinght.
probably if u stand there and let him dog on you for like 30 minutes but only if he has the axe or the hoe
k
def possible, just not likely
I find it’s easiest to push the spear away in not half sword then run at the polearm user, take 1 swing while in normal grip then switch to half sword while directly in front of the polearm user and start trying to stab them
OORRRR if you can close distance go halfsword grip and put it ove their head its rlly fun doing that
ill give this a try tho and see if it helps counter the AI backpedaling right after attacking
I find that closing distance in half sword makes it more difficult to push the weapon out of the way without getting stabbed yourself
you make the cheats mf id end up making a virus or some shiet
true
bruv the only code i know is from roblox cheats and its like print: hi or some shite
Against longer weapons you don’t have much of a choice, taking damage to get the polearm is alright because once you have the polearm you can get through the rest of the enemies mostly damageless by abusing range advantage
yeah with all the LONG weapons id do it fs, short spears and pitchforks etc the rush in can be risky
even if you do bat the point aside
Yeah, short weapons are unfortunate because they’re harder to beat and less useful. For pitchforks the user seems to like stabbing it out all the way so if you bait that then push it a bit then you have an open opportunity to do a few knife slashes
The militia short spear being 2 handed I don’t have good advice for. That’s a very hard fight
using thrust weapons in general is way tougher than the ai make it look lowkey
that one 100% tough to beat especially w a 1 handed weapon
You can 2 hand 1 handed weapons to get more force, worse than longsword but the machete 2 handed is quite powerful
100% they are formidable for sure
I use most of the militia spears as slashing weapons
honestly yeah i use them in halfsword more than anything, smacks and icepick stabs
i genuinely dont know why im being cursed in this way, literally every 2nd enemy has a spear or polearm no matter the tier
cant even start the challenge 
thats crazy
dagger stab aiming makes no sense
love holding it like a sword while trying to grapple in armor, the one thing its meant to be good at
I was trying to use that dagger to stab this unarmored dude standing there and IT JUST WON'T GO IN
I can only get stabs to work on moving NPCs, if they’re holding still I can’t get it to stab
getting repeated fatal error crashes, guess thats bedtime
stab mode sucks balls for daggers i just double click to victory
Hi guys why I cant dowload in steam?
The demo abyss only but the other one i cant dowload
could someone help me it’s still not working?
you cheating in online games too?
just got to the milita rank in the gauntlet for the first game and i got to say
why would i use a spear
when there is a spear
with spikes on the sides
i think in real life it was alot smaller
around a baseball bad’s size
around 80cm i believe
one step closer to my dream of controlling Willie like a puppetteer
1 to 1.5m usually according to wikipedia
so yeah not full polearm sized
i probably mistaken 1 meter for 80cm
set player damage to the min set npc damage to max
its the only way the gauntlet is fun
when is the full game releasing
no one knows, but early access is Q4 2025
He doesn't look clean to me 
yeah but one single rising slash removing his helmet and slicing the face off
now thats nice
is it going to cost above 20 dollars?
cuz if its 20 or under thats an ez insta buy
also will the demo be removed/limited
cuz while I support half sword I also support being able to eat so
we have no idea about the price rn
damn
well have to see when it releases
I just hope it doesnt have tripple a
oh good shit insta buy
yeah no it wont be 90 with a 110 deluxe edition where you get a bonus helmet at least
ac shadows ah pricing
bro ubisoft is actual ass cheeks
L ass game studip
"hey guys we need a new game" hmmmm lemme think... I HAVE AN IDEA what abt the same game in a different region for hmm idk 50? dollars more??
yall HAVE to try using a halberd on the farmers
its so funny
Mods
farmer tier is fun with the axe but its more fun with a longsword and full plate armor😉
well ovrdth doesnt work for that mode so my go to for it is just lower player recieved damage to min and max npc damage
half sword multiplayer fist play is gonna be some insane ip man shit or just two crackheads dio vs jotaro clashing eachother
ofc and im here for it
Halfsword enhancer mod
Anything like that
Can even slow down time
It's gonna be a lot more skillful than people think lmao
fistplay
@verbal knot I didnt know all these mods got updated I thought they just died
it was only a few hrs ago I figured out ovrdths is back
Fr like bro the moment half sword gets multiplayer, people are gonna start throwing spin kicks
I low-key don't like spin kicks I wouldn't mind roundhouse kicks, but spinning is just too much power
i said insane ipman shit didnt i
i said two crackheads dio vs jotaro clashing didnt i
the minute halfsword gets multiplayer my pcs gonna overheat blow up and kill me
Just play for honour idk
EWWWWWWW
i expect two guys to recreate whatever the ip man 2 donnie vs teacher plot seller bullshit they were doing
oh fuck I still have ts in my bio
one of the moves were legit just a tekken juggle
Wdym how and what did you do
bro it was like a year ago ill screenshot my hrs rn
In half sword?
I think it's gonna be a cycle of punching, running, punching, and eventually a knockout
Fr that one NPC in the first rank when you're just trying to get to the baroj
Baron
It's either this or just spam
DUDE I JUST HIT THE MOST INSANE COMBO I'VE EVER DID
so i tornado kick this guy, twist around him and grab his back
send him flying and hit his head with a kick and slammed him
Wait how do you go around him and grab him tho, I specifically need to get behind them
i use half sword enhancer probably not possible in vanilla
Oh ok
Low-key tho I can't be the only one who almost knocks willy out then drags him back up so I can slam him down into the ground
yeah i do that sometimes
Probably for lower level players
whats taking so long for the devs to fix the fatal errors in baron
Nah just deny the fatal error
i did a nice standing leg takedown
still crashes you
also the lock on system is ASS!!
somebodies next to you? no lock onto the guy on the other side of the ma;
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I was just kidding about that you still crash
Also nice car in your pfp
you dont make a joke about chickens crossing the road if you're arguing about chickens!!
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I hope you don't mind me asking but what type of car is that
brown
the white cats are usually chilling
debatable
those pants make it look like he pissed himself
bro how do i save the photos i took in the halfsword gallery
literally impossible so far
ive been selling all of my steam cards and csgo crates
i have accumulated 20 bucks and im setting it aside for the halfsword release
maybe itll be enough idk feels good
the demos have provided me with hundreds of hours of entertainment for free and will probably continue to do so
yeah fuck man. dev's got my brain hooked to an IV and they're sucking out all of the dopamine and the seratonins and the norepinephrines and the crystals
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go to steam, halfsword, local files, halfswordUE5, saved, screenshots.
im trying that tomorrow thanks i almost tore my hair out ❤️
decapitate him
break one leg and watch him suffer till he gives up
GIVE ME YOUR ARM
How does a axe wielding willie fumble that hard.
you can stop writing, I'm watching a series and I don't want such sounds
Shut up, Michal
can somebody explain to me what half sword enchancer is
a mod that enhanced half sword
performance of feature wise?
The face of a man who just got stabbed in the balls
you know i’m pretty sure getting a mace atomically lodged into your thigh would hurt alot more /j
it doesn't look like it, but that arm is hanging on by a thread, he basically cut it off with his longsword until I surgically removed his shortsword
gotta love it
okay may be it Jurt
it doesnt hurt it Jurts
i wonder why did the commoners use a really short axe in the demo 0.5
there's having a bad day and having a bad day
shovel goes for the milk in second 30
willie wanted his pitchfork so bad he forgot
I just had a willie have a literal catatonic breakdown mid-fight because he watched me maul his buddy
they should add aggresive willie mode where you 1v1 a willie and then his friends jump you cause they angry
the AI is a little too advanced with this one
"I'll try spinning, that's a neat trick"
feature
Wouldn't the game technically be injecting those things?
But also, real
I'm so hyped for EA release.
when i get a blunt hit on the head, my weapon just stops mid swing and gets dropped
is this intentional
is it like a concussion effect?
Semi intentional.
If you bleed too much or get hit in the head it affects your "consciousness" which has the side effect of weakening grip strength and balance
NPCs struggle to wield heavy weapons if they take damage to the head as well
some invisible force just more and more slows down my weapon, and then it gets dropped


