#halfsword-chat-⚔
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Я тоже думаю, но не знаю что получится
Безрезультатно
в дискорд переводчик встроили?или это реально русский язык?
Тип пишет через переводчик
да
omg i can headbutt people
полезная вещь
очень
и так любой язык переводит?
Неплохо
oooh, i thinkm ik why spinkicks are so hard for me, i play on pretty slow sensitivity
Слушайте, а может у кого-то завалялся исходный код игры?
вы можете декомпилировать его самостоятельно
я имею в виду свалку
Точняк
Я сам дампил игру
English plox
А какой твой основной язык?
я из Англии
UK?
да
Ты чертов гений
а этот плагин переводит никнеймы?
Согласен
«Синдром ебучего Дауна»
Ну почти
почему тут резко стало так много русского, как-то неожидано
кстати игра забавная почти 100 часов наиграл, но надоедает быстро.Но иногда бывает забавно так зайти поубивать мужиков
Попробуй на спор с кентом в войсе, типо кто больше
Я собираюсь попробовать сделать свой собственный переводчик Discord.
у этого есть недостатки
На каком языке пишешь?
несколько
видел видео где чел хватает мужика и они оба взлетают и падают с огромной высоты.Это баг/фишка или это какой то мод?
lua, c#, c++, python, json, немного html + css
Не конфликтуют между собой?
обычно баг, но есть моды
russian
разные проекты конечно
Я просто говорил, какие языки я знаю.
No
okay
okay
citizens
Очень неплохо, я ограничился пайтоном
french
salad
Ça va
bien
speaking of america is still racism there?
bien bien
maybe
How do we post screenshots
level 3
higher level
A
BL-PL
А на какой стадии разработки он сейчас?
Есть планы по продаже? Или так, для себя?
While playing cs 2 i often can hear insults like-You stupid n-word, and that's how everyone addresses each other.Its racism or just friendly treatment?
Я, скорее всего, буду использовать ключ API ChatGPT.
I think in america everyones calling everyone racist
за хороший перевод
2
Сейчас я использую переводчик Discord.
it's just cs, don't question it
если вы этого хотите
он использует Google Translate, так что это не лучший вариант
но все равно хорошо
Потом гляну
just wondering.I just have not come across this in russia
It's the entire scene, it's just a cs thing
чо
Второе
а
Слушай, кроме кс играешь во что?
Могли бы погамать во что-то, если скучно будет
Изредка в доту играю
Можешь сказать во что играешь?
Ой гадость какая
все русские любят cs xaxa
Миф
Русский
раньше не любил , не давно вернулся с друзьями играю
любовь
это хорошо
cs хорошая игра
хотя иногда скучно
Rdo, gta online, phasmophopia, arma 3, squad, squad 44, hll и другие
hoi4
Из популярных
stop speaking in vodka...
Lol
Фазму не давно предлогали купить, в хойку не играю но друг играет, гта и рд хз
лаунчер можно скачать да?
а то я не пытался
Фазма у меня скачана с стима (с акка друга) и фикс закинул просто
i think its cool
Russian language ≠ Russia
claro, tenho que concordar, vc tá certo amigão
is portuguese harder than spanish
muito divertido quando todo mundo fala uma língua diferente e ninguém consegue se entender
ты же украинец верно?
is brazilian a thing
sim
Не, беларус
is that same
nuncA
а ты используешь русский как основный язык?
Смотря с кем общаюсь
Portuguese: Bom dia amigo
brazillian : Eae cuzão
bom
left handed swordfighting is just too good
В основном при общении с родными-да, но могу и пренебречь польским, при общении с друзьями и прочими
А что?
депрессия + военные преступления = Россия
Ты владеешь 4 языками?
да просто интересно
HELL YEAH!!!
if we had camera shoulder switch it would be better
@shell bronze you there?
я только русским и англиским владею, но бывают слова которых я не знаю
there's a charm to it
what's up
впечатляет
I mean the way you can equip a two-handed sword in your left-hand alone, but you cannot do it for your right-hand alone
Англ у меня А2-B1, средняк
1 sec, getting a clip for you to analyze
я норвежский пытался учить но безуспешно, почти ничего не помню
let me see
@shell bronze How the actual fuck am I supposed to avoid this happening in this scenario
Норвежский это круто
you die
you don't run backwards all the time they'll always outreach and outrun you
lmao
я туда хочу по нескольким причинам переехать, к 30 годам
the moment you get past the pointy end its free real estate
Я просто скататься хочу
В горы
okay im switching to english now
i can demonstrate when i get home in 4 hours remind me
youre surprisingly mindful
Yeah fair enough
Haha sure man
What if he didn't lift it
were you born with it
how do i even beat the first grete champion 😭
Живой там ещё?
no, learned through exposion since childhood thanks to internet
most people use knife
The scythe guy?
thtas cool
that'd be axe man
Oh right, just pick up a candlestick
no the axe guy
@astral tiger если как надумаешь куда -пиши
я бы хотел в черногории жить или в америке
just dodge the first hit then start hitting his chest
Wait for him to swing and when he does, you swing
hmmm
straight for that bastards arm
yes
alright
Аляска
Bait his swing, go forward and as he swings, shift+s
I dont like the third champion
Не херово
cause I cant parry
I've beaten him twice out of pure luck. I just go sword and go for it. get close and personal
i dont bother with the commoner weapons and stick with pitchfork
its lazy but it works
неплохо, но с переездом в штаты сейчас тяжело (да и раньше не легко было), миграционная политика ужесточилась вроде
Это да, особенно с гражданством Беларуси, благо скоро получу польское
Полировать?
? Кривой перевод
there can be ONLY ONE
похожие слова вроде
whos winning
translation error
both died the instant I unpaused camera mode
there can be ONLY NONE
Why are his teeth so sharp?
is this 1400s dentistry?
yes. my head got cut in half while his head got cut off
you mean the root of the tooth?
yeah its strange but i think its the root
the structure of the mouth in halfsword is very strange.
the teeth look normal on the outside
if you wanna have another strange oddity which you can never unsee
||the bones of hands sometimes clip through gauntlets.||
once they have taken damage
S T A N D I N G | H E R E
I REALISE
Here's another top 3 least favourite thing about this game
And idle sword on my shoulder casually slicing me in half
If half sword is going for realistic dismemberment, a sword resting on your shoulder whilst a person is falling backwards, simply wouldn't slice your torso completely in half
yeah it wouldnt
i never give out advice that i don't take
these pitchfork NPCs are completely cracked
everything that i say has been tested or experienced by me
holy shit
often with video proof to show the people that it is possible
the lightweight polearm users are demonic
◘
keep going back n forth with shift held until he does
most of the time you can just go to their right
the game just massiively rewards low skill moves
it's the same principle as found in this video, just a bit further back because of the polearm's reach
sometimes they'll still get you if you do that
is picking the Plancon the ultimate unskilled move?
absolutely
but it works
like how the pitchfork will just magnet slide to your body and skewer you instantly as if its got an atom wide tip
and it is disgustingly good
it is the most rewarding weapon, since you can just move around and get kills for free
you do not have to even try to use any part of your brain with it
literally the biggest pos in the game
abominable weapon
honestly, the fact that the Plancon exists calls into question why even bother with a sword, as a knight
you can probably get 20 Plancons for the cost of 1 decent sword
and the Plancon is infinitely better at everything the sword can do
irl swords were gangsta weapons
when people wanted to be effective they just got polearms
nobody really be using swords irl once polearms existed
they're for style and/or ceremony
or backup
pole-plancon when
swords were for drip only, outsidie of some very specific roles
which is why the glorification of the katana makes me UNBELIEVABLY upset
objectively a mid tier weapon
steel folded 1000 times because the steel sucked actual balls not because it's good
can barely thrust
one cutting edge
i do kendo/kenjutsu so i would know
shi breaks if you swing it wrong
unarmored combat in this game is just cancer
everything wants to take your arms off upon the slightest brush
objectively cringe-tier weapon
turn down gore
gore down
don't get me wrong i love the ceremonial meaning and stuff but i HATE how it's treated as the end all solution weapon
samurai used yari/naginata and bows
weebs who dont know there is more than 1 material called "steel" will say it will split an atom in the hands of someone who is just that skilled
nobody was using the katana unless they were literally cooked
on god
anime has ruined the perception of the katana permanently
no i mean how the blades just glue into your character like magnets with the slightest touch
give me the most basic spear and i'm skewering the best kenjutsu practitioner
doesnt matter if theres dismemberment or not, the bullshit damage is still there. armored combat is much better rn
the katana was the "last round in the magazine is for me" weapon
on god
bogus
the katana was the "where's my money" weapon
shiii turn damage down if you love a hack n slash experience
no brother nvm
meh, its a game where you can set damage-gore balance to your liking, so you complaining about it just tells me that you didnt bother to change the settings
so you dont see how the blades will randomly drive nto your character like magnets and kill you?
level 2 gives image permissions?
3
my only complaint in that regard is that there's near-zero resistance once the blade bites
otherwise it feels just fine
aw man
reasonable edge alignment system
No 2
yea its a game they kinda gotta do that sometimes
thats never gonna get done man
the collisons are still busted
it would either require INSANE resources to simulate, OR be buggy as hell and never work correctly
such is the nature of an early iteration of a haven't been properly done before physics based system
honorable hammer duel
there's a certain point where you just have to cut corners and approximate for the purpose of accessibility
on top of making sure it's as least janky as possible
indeed
i don't even defend this game like that when bs like this sometimes happens but i take the good and the bad, especially considering it's free and a new concept
why do the kicks feel like they are moving me more
if you just press your blade against an enemy without any momentum 90% of the time it will just explode them
as if the game is actively trying to drive the weapon in le flesh
as far as i knew samurais were mostly spearman or archers, sword is last resourt weapon
it didnt used to be like that and then people complained it was too hard
to be fair, in your precious "armored combat" basicly the same thing enables half-swording to work once in a blue moon
so idk
its why i avoid using it
yep
and its not my "precious armored combat" the hell are you on about
half swording is so insane in armored combat wdym
thats why i'm patiently waiting for a yari/naginata mod
something feels different idk
so, I dont mean to say youre playing the game wrong if your version of armored combat is 2 dudes in armor flailing greatswords at eachother, and thats the reason unarmored combat is bad...
ive reinstalled halfsword yet it wont let me pick the violence and play the game
but you are kinda playing Skyrim in Half Sword at that point, and complaining that the game doesnt work like Skyrim
what the hell are you even talking about
lol
are you the twitter final boss or something
yes
#halfsword-chat-⚔ message idk maybe you forget things you write in 2 seconds
thats why usually i play on low damage
unarmored is peak
does anybody know what i could do about this
brother
you might be mentally ill
is what you wrote not what you meant?
youre grasping at straws here
They should make a discord badge for people that have beaten baron more than once
#halfsword-chat-⚔ message so is armored combat better or not?
since you dont seem to want to make up your mind? why do you actually want to fight about this even?
chill lol
you gotta be trolling bro
youre deranged
how about you guys quit arguing and answer my question
Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall
IMPORTANT
Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.
Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.
Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.
What was it?
maybe overhead is faster
i believe what they chatted solves it
why do i keep getting "fatal error" 😭
Turn blood all the way down
blood causes crashes
alr will try later
i like half sword
same
bro same
people will try convince anyone otherwise just to get attention ig

It's guaranteed to work. I got like 30 fatal errors in a row doing baron and it was all because of blood
thanks
how, yeah small hoe splits in almost half
half sword comes with a set of flaws that i happily and gladly overlook for what it offers regardless of its shortcomings
its a demo
its funny tho, im not complaining
idk I guess people forget that sometimes
Sorry if this isnt allowed but, how would i get access to the playtest? ive had access previously but for some reason its been taken out of my steam library
precisely why I ignore the problems
moved to the demo
oh fr??? sweet thanks
lotta folks act like they're entitled to a comprehensive product when early access isn't even out yet
they're also quite loud about it
question, is it sort of club or shovel?
I highly prefer this option though, the other extreme being eg. Hytale lmao
paddle
lmao
i should just kick more
tease game for 8 years
nothing, not even a playable pre-alpha footage exists
shut down development
true game-development genius
99% of minecraft killers end up in development hell before they make it big!
(the reason there is no playable pre-alpha is because its a tax-evasion sceme)
they got that raid shadow legends money and bailed
riot whatever that dogshit company is called
how to defeat the third boss?
cheese it and choose peasant and use the pitchfork
Wait for swings and then push up with longsword
i wonder why developers even offer access to free demos
And go mental
so that people can give them feedback and so they dont have to pay for in-house testing
two ways, one easier than the other
pitchfork
is the easier option
Best way to beat him, wait for double swing and run in straight away whilsr holding RMB. Swing side to side cos he recovers insanely quickly
and a wide variety of hardware testing too
wow, that for sure makes sense
I cant tell if youre trying to be funny and sarcastic
the other way is to bait him into attacking and swinging at him right as his attack misses you
thats expected
cringe
hey guys
my glitch still hasnt' been solved
i've reinstalled it. deleted files and reinstalled it
yet it doesn't work
is there anywhere i can get further help beyond just community?
learn UE5 and decompile the game to see whats broken
@marble shell
thanks very helpful bum
well obviously but please tell me there's more then just "re install"
you're gonna have to take it past the chatroom here i'm afraid
Yo @shell bronze when i try to go down to certain ranks, it keeps putting me against knights regardless of my chosen rank. Why? I am on the baron part again but surely I should be able to play whatever I want?
do they have like a website dedicated for support?
it's just a bit fusterating since I really like the game but this has just been an annoyin issue.
it works the same way as using peasant to fight commoner
i'm not sure but imo try driver reinstalls

this is me choosing peasant
honestly kinda an overkill
you don't need that much gear
I know, I should've skipped the pants
execution mode
does clothign have any affect on armour
head
remove
like I said, I should've skipped the trousers
you probably just threw him right?
What do you mean?
**DISCLAIMER: v0.4 physics changes nerfed these moves pretty hard and fixed the death roll bug.
What's up, grapploids? An almost no-nonsense guide to performing the most reliable armoured judo techniques I discovered on my quest to flip minds and blow dudes! Wait, I mean... These introductory maneuvers just scratch the surface of what's possible...
I have no idea what that is bro. I'm on vanilla version just flinging fists
i went to 3rd boss just for this
you can do this on vainlla
it's a wrestling move
yeah that works too
but wouldnh't there technically be more damage on your fists lol
your hat
I take
I did bruise my wrists but somehow they held up lmao. I kicked his legs which got him limping which I think did most of the damage
I just used his shield as a hug. He took me under his shield and I was just wailing away at his ribs whilst he couldn't reach me with his mace lol
legkicks are so overpowered in this game
Only in the lower levels I feel like
well one good kick to the knee is cooked
yeah, its hard to give backwards knees to 3 pounds of steel per leg
also leg kicks hurt liek FUCK irl
Yeah kicking knights makes no difference
it's such a good tool in MMA
One to the side of the knee will wake you up
well your really suppose to throw the kick to the outer side of your leg right above the knee
Yeah in MMA. The streets however
the whole idea is that you dont' wanna go bone to bone. because that risks your leg as well
i have one secret that you will NEVER even get touched in a street fight
no matter how trained you are. it's not worth it
A gun
it bend omph
high-speed blood
i can see skin damage there
that's why you don't throw to th eknee
we are fragile kinda
especialy me myself irl, i will snap like a twig in any fight
you always throw it downwards
That's the oblique kick.
is lower FOV benficial for swords??
no
yes it is lmao
you mean calf kick?
yea
nope
The risk of that is the check
Muay Thai Low Kick, James Ogden Wicker Camp
do you see the difference
use what FOV you like
Low kicks are either thigh or Calf lol
i'm talking about the kick trajectory
Elaborate?
he trolling
do you do martial arts bro
I see
no
Yes i trained under Master Oogway
lmao
you realize the kick is going to either calf or thigh?
nobody is taking you seriously either since youre being so hostile and confrontational
theres a difference between a soccer kick movement and a downwards low kick where you use more hip rotation
he doesnt know what those bodyparts are bro
Ah so more like a whip?
yea
That helps more
helps not ruin your shins
if you just hit it flat youre gonna ruin them
But yeah people throw leg kicks differently. You have people justin gaethje who step forward and uses hips to absolutely WHIP That leg
then you have people like alex peirara who hits on the side of the foot
is it "textbook" - no. but does it work for him. Fuck yeah lmao
pereira is different
you don't say
everything he does is unorthodox
he doesn't telegraph it
he doesn't need to wind back. he's just straight fucking scary
but he doesnt put much power into the kicks. just sheer technique
so no risk of breaking hiis shins
and his shins are probably hella conditioned since glory
i only do boxing outside of kendo & airsoft for sports so idk much about kicking
I did taekwando briefly for 1 or 2 years
I broke my femur
I really want ot start muay thai or some sort of mma. but unfortunately my parents won't let me
I will probably in college though.
weird question
do you like nerf guns
they're fun but lowkey overpriced and i don't like dealing with the projectiles or the internals
can you play with friends ?
rather just buy another airsoft gun that functions like the stuff i have under my bed and in my drawer
the highest quality Nerf guns are worse quality than the worst quality Airsoft guns 😄
I think they are the perfect balance. They aren't those auto spammer, they hit decently hard, and decently accurate.
true...
I think they serve a different purpose
also if you run out of ammo in nerf PLEASE dont' throw ur goun
i like the concept, before 2020 i was into nerfs a lot, but quality wise, yeah its bad kinda, considering the price
throwing guns is a bad idea in general
i've had a jolt thrown at me and that shithurt
the difference is, in Nerf if you throw your gun the gun breaks 😄 in airsoft if you throw your gun the other person breaks
if not for the person throwing the gun then at least the gun itself
i dropped my desert eagle's magazine on accident when i was doing a milsim session with my leon kennedy cosplay/build
very expensive mistake.
I loaned my AKS-74u with a PBS-4 suppressor to my friend for 1 round and he came back with the suppressor in half
good thing being broke, you cant do expensive mistakes if you dont own something expensive lol
damn
i used to be like that until i moved out and started working corporate
nowadays i have way too much bs and expensive crap for hobbies 😂
i just got my degree so my adult life just starts
airsoft, cosplay, tuned bmw, swords, gundam building
thats a very optimistic way to look at things lol
all the fun essentials for a formerly chronically online individual
and i already starting working next week, with pretty good salary (in my country for a yesterday student without a lot of expirience)
I got my IT degree, and then went back to mechanic school after 12 months of job-hunting, and my unemployment stopped paying lol
though, now im working full time, 2 years in a row as an auto-electrician and life is good
bmw loses you aura points sorry
dont worry, I drive a tuned Civic so I have no aura to begin with
said no one ever
i don't think I've ever seen a competent BMW driver on the road
tuned civis have more aura than any bmw
you're fine
lexus > bmw anyways
i almost got my driver license but failed exams few times and then moved to another city, and now i lack motivation for that, cars are ridiculously expensive anyways
you must be european
n54 with upgraded 17T turbos, has more miles than a lot of hondas and toyotas and has been a lot of fun
yep
yeah that's a beast
means they suck at driving and shouldn't have one
i dont think I could count on my hands the times I saw a bmw driver turn on their turn signal and then turn the complete opposite direction
or just not use their turn signal at all
"muh 1 of 132" vivid blue Type R
has beaten modern M cars before along with hellcats
you dont wanna see my other Civic
lol what
hellcats are so overrated and just kinda fugly
yeah
how many whp
during license exams car that i wanted was golf 2 lmao (because its cheap)
believable
i have 17T turbos and all of the bolt-ons needed
this thing is probably the coolest car ever
yeah that thing is fucken sick
it is very broken 😦 and also rusted through
take that baby to los santos customs
best civic in my opinion, by the looks
damn
Slight problem
extra ventilation
the whole floor is basicly gone
you should have both hands on the wheel i think
whoop
i have gross idea that makes long trips much easier
empty backroad with eyes on the road
no need for toilet brake
perfectly fine
ohayo or something
pretty nice bro
what if a cow materializes in front of you for no reason
there are no cow in finland brother
when it's not clapped out by someone with ugly ass wheels and cut springs yeah
so, like, not drink water, right?
then where all that finnish cheese comes from
my problem with lexus (and all of the """"reliable"""" car brands) is that they're genuinely egregiously boring and slow
i agree
ok what if a finnish person materialized in front of you instead
no modding potential without serious money put into it, no driving engagement/thrill, less creature comforts
like yeah "muh civic with a laptop"
that civic sees the road 4 times a month and needs a rebuild every year
too bad the LFA tanked
eeehhhhhh
i daily my 600whp bmw to work every day at 200k miles factory motor and transmission
the LFA was about 10 years late for release
we are NOT the same.
i dont own a car whats going on here
interesting discusion
people who own several debating which is the worst one on the server. (mine)
that i barelly can participate
lfa got destroyed by the gtr before it even dropped
its ONLY redeeming thing is the novelty of the v10
i cant say anything because idk shit about cars so like
its not even a bad car. the gtr is simply too good
don't get me wrong i really love the lfa
all cars that i drove were nissan cube, toyota camry, deowo nexia (actually funniest one so far lmao) and dacia logan (burn this car model pls, hate it, worst clutch i ever used)
LFA wouldve had a chance against the mk4 Sup and the R34, but not most things around by 2009
but it's so objectively overrated
nah it stomps those two
it sits in that limbo between a full thoroughbred supercar and a sports car
I mean that in the commercial sense
oh yeah true
go to sleep child
The Baron oversees the aftermath of a last stand
its 6 in the morning
it was also the price tag
hehehe
correct. if only Lexus went with an already in production (2JZ) relatively light and simple (2JZ) yet durable and powerful (2JZ) iconic JDM motor instead... (2JZ)
the 2jz glaze goes crazy 🥀
3SGTE is in all respects a better engine, yet we dont see as much hype around it
i sleep on the 2j because if i put half (or less) of the amount of money into building a modern bmw i6t i will get better results and aftermarket support
like yeah it was cool for the time
but objectively the supra was mid at best and a pos at worst untouched back in those days
the v10 was the only cool thing about the car
and it took like 10-20 years later for people to start opening it up and being like "yo this block is pretty strong"
correct. shame they had to fuck it up and pick that over something reasonable
iwl lexus wanted some kind of WILD novelty for their engine and they got it
literally the biggest halo car money sinkhole
it was also toyota's first supercar by the textbook definition
and only one to this day.
idk why they even spent so much on it
halo car
for fun
they wanted an ambassador for the brand
but it wasnt outstanding in any way was it
meh. I mean toyota even had legendary V8 and V12 engines in production, it is stupid that they didnt offer the LFA with those instead and just made a bunch of them for cheaper
just like how honda made the nsx in the 80s/90s (REVOLUTIONARY car that murdered everything at the time)
but honda didnt spend nearly as much on the nsx
just like how nissan made the r35 in the 2000s
Except Honda did it with a V6 from a Minivan
which is practical solution to "we need morr powwr"
maybe they thought that more money = better
not about sales or profit when it comes around to making a flagship for the brand
as simple as that
they wanted a showcase
they got a shit-show(case)
honda put a pos v6 in the car at first and one of the top dogs was like "where the fuck is the vtec"
so technically that motor shares almost no resemblance to its base design and was built completely different
different heads and bottom end ;_;
nah the honda c30a was virtually clean sheet
its like comparing DOHC and SOHC D16 engines
almost none of the components are shared yeah, but also they're both on the same platform
some elements were similar to other stuff
it was the second engine ever to have vtec after the b16a
both Civics got it 💖
V Tec..
yeah but they were not putting a civic i4 in their god-killer supercar
needed enough power to take on the italian titans whilst maintaining the signature honda reliability
that being said this is halfsword chat
Every shop ive worked at everyone makes fun of vtec. I don’t have a problem with it but it’s funny how much people hate it in the industry
it was pretty good when it came out but by the time people started actually hyping it up it was literally just
standard
It was only living up to a normal standard amongst other cars where honda wasn't able to keep up lol
now youre cooking
whatever they did with the 1.5 in the Red civic I got it makes 35 more horses than the non-vtec version
i've been cooking gng
the civic has lost its roots
problem is that ground collision glitch
so Im going to hazard a guess that it do be doing something
it got me hit
my guy was literally barely moving back when i wanted to dart back
so he got swiped
could've been a better clip iwl
wouldve never happened to me
i'm sure
probably never owned a honda that actually revs high
I just love old school civics. Theres something great about a car that just looks like a car
its that spot on the ground
I've never even ridden in one. they're omega rare here
Preludes are pretty common tho
genuinely one of the best japanese cars i've sat behind the wheel of
and i HATE japanese cars by default
and not an obese smartphone...
I really like the EP3 I got, despite people hating on it alot for no real reason imo
i only make special cases for two gtr generations, the nsx, the fl5 type r, and the lfa
the rest have been ruined to me since the first time in my life i heard a fart can honda accord drive by
like the fact that the shifter isnt next to the seat, but its on the dash next to the steering wheel just makes gear-changes faster if both your hands are on the wheel
As a mechanic, I love Japanese cars. Theyre super easy to work on
And really reliable
very much this
those are the two traits that make them good cars
low maintenance and roomy
the japanese make stuff that makes sense not just from an engineering perspective
though I hate that some modern Toyotas share ALOT of stuff with Citroen/Peugeot
like the electrical
OH GOD french electrical
i work on cars and i find the order to be japanese cars > bmw > older american cars > everything else
The mug car
Us car brand engineers really just like to cram shit together to make it fit without a care In the world how someone’s gotta fix it
Ford hate is real
i hated working on that tahoe i hated it so much
GM cars are just called Opels here
this is coming from a man who has dropped his bmw's transmission and subframe in one weekend in his driveway
or the odd Vauxhall
i love the vauxhall carlton
timing chain work?
I believe that was one where they didnt work with GM
the lotus yeah
nah turbo upgrade, motor mounts, rear main seal, and torque converter
just maintenance/upgrades
my car never left me stranded throughout its brutal life
(i actually maintain it the german way)
i only replaced my guides
nice
chain is perfectly fine because i change my oil
that's why japanese cars exist
for the average consumer who don't know where their coolant and their oil goes
those suck so bad omg
engines made out of glass and crappy build quality
my 17 year old e92 holds up better than some of these new cars
Kia's and Hyundai's Ive only seen in 2 states of repair. mint condition (new-ish 50tkm or less) and completely clapped out ruined destroyed in every possible way (150tkm or just a little more)
there is no middle-ground
talk about first-owner cars vs second owner cars
i'm a third owner lowkey
Im 9th with the blue Civic ;_; and probably 25th with the red one
Me working at a Kia dealership 
Job security baby
from old man to old lady to 17 year old (at the time) with a fine taste for cars
literally you cannot convince me to own any sports car other than bmw and porsche
none of your cars last 1 year after warranty expires, no?
i've driven every single brand
every single sports and muscle car made in the last 20 years
my opinion is that there's good, bad, and there's the two aforementioned brands that i worship
everything else is just dull and sad in comparison
90's Carrera 2 was a fun drive (automatic sucks, I know)
i skipped out on the manual one because i daily my shit and genuinely DESPISE manuals for anything but pure fun
and ummm (gotta think of something positive to put here later)
faster (more ways than one), more efficient after 2010, more practical and easier to live with
- modern manuals are more complex than autos so people can't argue simplicity
I've only ever owned manuals
its just something I look for in a car, gotta have it if at all possible
i had 2 manuals that i had regular access to until their owners sold them for DCTs
by the time I buy an automatic either I have lost an arm or the EU has banned manuals
fun, but not my first choice nor a must have
Im not changing gears with a little turn-dial thingy or a touch-screen (Tesla has this )
those i hate
also I noticed the input lag on tesla steering when I drove one at work
Turn dials suck bad
imagine dying in a crash because of input lag
New ford explorers have it and it feels unsatisfying
it felt UNSAFE
this thing was always good
I imagine it's just as safe as a normal modern auto shift
because it's steer by wire and it sucks balls
Jk
I kinda like what Mercedes did where they put gear selector on a wiper-stalk
electrical wire ;_;
there is no connection between the wheel and the road, it is all digital
We all gonna get havked
it feels like trying to change to the channel 6 on your TV, and you click 6, nothing happens, and then you click 6 again and you get channel 66
i love my titanium exhaust
column shifters
its like that, but it isnt like that
american cars have a lot of those old and new and cheap and expensive
i don't mind them
its a small digital do-hickey and not a true bolt-action like on alot of stuff Chevy vans especially got a meaty feeling column shifter
nobody does
theyre just so turdish
I had a customer who had like a 740e BMW or something, and its a plugin hybrid.
they never plugged it in
the 12v battery got low
EV battery at 0.07% charge
ruined both batteries
instead of getting a hunk of metal as a powerplant that you can mess with, you get a powerbank that WILL expire 10 years from now and it WILL cost as much as the car to replace
(a bunch of batteries)
its planned obsolescence at its finest
and also greenwashing
while harming the environment even more
exactly
its like the activists dont know just how messed up lithium mining actually is
heavy, gutless, boring, SAD.
acceleration is there, idk what youre on about
evil for real
come back to me when it actually is fast after 60
it isnt
golf cart ass acceleration
objectively terrible cars for anyone but mindless consumers
it also loses about 85% of its range if you drive over 100kmh
if you live in the city and your commute is less than 40km there and back, I guess its okay, if you can afford a place to charge your vibrato-on-wheels
so youre aware of the rabbithole...
shiit i'll take a hybrid over that
give me a solid hybrid system and i won't complain
I'll take a 900cc two-stroke Saab from the 60's over a hybrid
way too overcomplcated for no damn reason
i don't mind a robust mild hybrid system
Ive had a carburated Renault 5, which compared to MANY cars ive tested thanks to work, the Renault 5 was highly preferrable
something like prius on crack
cope
or lexus 200h
if its cyberpunk enough i'll consider
hey don't start attacking me just because there are things i'm not opposed to
its not. you'll be forever dependant on your car's dealership since those are the only people who can do EV / hybrid work
like that n vision 74 concept
i've dealt with enough wiring and bs electrical work
theyre gonna make 400 and its going to cost 200 000€
yep
you cant program control modules without dealership tools
i think EVs could work if they had enough modularity
even my workplace doesnt carry dealership tools, the ones that talk with the factory
look at this thing
I believe you not
ok so if i don't have everything they have i have everything they have that i care about and need
embed fail 😞
sorry i know how to mechanic
still not enough to work on EV/hybrid stuff. I dont trust it
you'll be forever married to the dealership and the 3rd party tools will never materialize
i've programmed DMEs and retrofitted factory options back in its nothing crazy unless it's intentionally made to be proprietary
then at that point boycott and shoot dead the person who allowed it to happen
i'm doing well working on BMWs for fun and side money
I've worked on very little EV/hybrid things for the very same reason. everything has to go through dealership and we cant get the parts from anywhere else, and if something needs reprogrammed we gotta take the car there to get it done on their equipment
so its not even worth it
even the super new stuff still has an in via bmw ista+
don't know about other brands
from what I've gathered BMW Ista is pretty good for getting deep into BMW's
I use VCDS which is basicly the same thing but only for VW/audi/skoda/Porsche
i tracked down a short and redid my DRL wiring a few weeks ago, then reprogrammed the FRM to start sending power to the drl again
instructions online?
no just me and my multimeter and diagram
nothing really phases me besides full engine and transmission rebuilds
and your DRL is just some dumb LED's and not in CAN-bus?
whatever you say man the car is 17 years old anyways
believe what you want to believe if you want to be skeptical
I've really always gone with "I believe when I see"
and that the word "should" really ought to not exist in my world view
if something "should" work or "should" not be difficult, you can bet
that its gonna be bad
the frm in e9x has a short circuit counter that completely cuts all power supply to something until reprogrammed otherwise
cold monitoring
i pretty much just checked for power all the way down the line until i hit the part with no power
took the headlight off and went through all the wiring to redo/reseal it
then reactivated it through bmw software and voila
straightforward
@lime perch ready for the pitchfork demonstration
You're so cute for thinking about me ❤️
you make me not want to do it
Baby no
Why is vro holding it like that 😔
man the plancon needs to get removed asap. such cancer
where are the goods
worst thing is the AI knows its OP
it took an insanely long amount of time to actually find a pitchfork guy
they dont even try to strike just walk forward
My game appears to be bugged because my guys actually fight back
nah look closely he was within an inch of dying
wanna know the trick
hold alt the whole time
when in stab mode they are a lot more wary of you
dude how does your fingers work in order to hold alt whilst moving
my thumb.
That is so fucked cos I need to keep my thumb on spacebar to kick
also the little swipe i got in this video would deal way less damage in regular settings
alt is next to spacebar
i just have my own preference of having stuff be at 70-80% on my part
just go to the edge
I can't wait for them to bring out remapping of keybinds
alt is next to spacebar
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