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summer pasture
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я пытался редактировать его сам

astral tiger
dense tinsel
summer pasture
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Безрезультатно

astral tiger
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в дискорд переводчик встроили?или это реально русский язык?

dense tinsel
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Тип пишет через переводчик

summer pasture
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да

shrewd fable
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omg i can headbutt people

summer pasture
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Я пользуюсь плагином для Discord

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по крайней мере мы можем общаться

astral tiger
summer pasture
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очень

astral tiger
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и так любой язык переводит?

summer pasture
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да

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около 100

dense tinsel
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Неплохо

shrewd fable
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oooh, i thinkm ik why spinkicks are so hard for me, i play on pretty slow sensitivity

dense tinsel
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Слушайте, а может у кого-то завалялся исходный код игры?

shrewd fable
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i need 2 full mouse swipes to do a 60

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or, well, 1.5

summer pasture
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я имею в виду свалку

summer pasture
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Я сам дампил игру

lime perch
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English plox

summer pasture
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sup

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lel

astral tiger
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А какой твой основной язык?

summer pasture
astral tiger
summer pasture
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да

dense tinsel
summer pasture
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серьезно

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гений

astral tiger
summer pasture
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нет, но я могу просто это сделать

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Ебанный Даун

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Хорошее имя

dense tinsel
summer pasture
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«Синдром ебучего Дауна»

dense tinsel
summer pasture
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ошибка перевода

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это просто как, идиот

midnight jasper
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почему тут резко стало так много русского, как-то неожидано

summer pasture
astral tiger
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кстати игра забавная почти 100 часов наиграл, но надоедает быстро.Но иногда бывает забавно так зайти поубивать мужиков

summer pasture
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да

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я согласен

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Я всегда просто иду врукопашную

dense tinsel
shell bronze
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wthelly

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international channel

summer pasture
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Я собираюсь попробовать сделать свой собственный переводчик Discord.

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у этого есть недостатки

summer pasture
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yes

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we love diversity

summer pasture
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несколько

astral tiger
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видел видео где чел хватает мужика и они оба взлетают и падают с огромной высоты.Это баг/фишка или это какой то мод?

summer pasture
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lua, c#, c++, python, json, немного html + css

dense tinsel
placid coyote
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russian

summer pasture
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Я просто говорил, какие языки я знаю.

dense tinsel
placid coyote
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okay

summer pasture
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we are proud american

placid coyote
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okay

summer pasture
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citizens

dense tinsel
placid coyote
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french

summer pasture
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i know french

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too

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salut

placid coyote
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salad

summer pasture
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Ça va

placid coyote
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bien

astral tiger
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speaking of america is still racism there?

summer pasture
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bien bien

placid coyote
summer pasture
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более

rotund verge
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How do we post screenshots

summer pasture
placid coyote
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higher level

summer pasture
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just chat

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alot

rotund verge
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A

dense tinsel
placid coyote
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what

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no idea

midnight jasper
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is enough

summer pasture
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ah

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ok

dense tinsel
summer pasture
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я только начинаю

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я читаю документацию

dense tinsel
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Есть планы по продаже? Или так, для себя?

astral tiger
# placid coyote maybe

While playing cs 2 i often can hear insults like-You stupid n-word, and that's how everyone addresses each other.Its racism or just friendly treatment?

summer pasture
placid coyote
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I think in america everyones calling everyone racist

summer pasture
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за хороший перевод

summer pasture
lime perch
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it's just cs, don't question it

summer pasture
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если вы этого хотите

summer pasture
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он использует Google Translate, так что это не лучший вариант

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но все равно хорошо

dense tinsel
astral tiger
lime perch
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It's the entire scene, it's just a cs thing

astral tiger
dense tinsel
astral tiger
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а

dense tinsel
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Могли бы погамать во что-то, если скучно будет

astral tiger
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Можешь сказать во что играешь?

dense tinsel
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Ой гадость какая

summer pasture
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все русские любят cs xaxa

dense tinsel
summer pasture
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Русский

astral tiger
summer pasture
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любовь

summer pasture
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cs хорошая игра

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хотя иногда скучно

dense tinsel
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hoi4

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Из популярных

formal chasm
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stop speaking in vodka...

dense tinsel
astral tiger
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лаунчер можно скачать да?

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а то я не пытался

dense tinsel
placid coyote
dense tinsel
formal chasm
placid coyote
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is portuguese harder than spanish

formal chasm
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muito divertido quando todo mundo fala uma língua diferente e ninguém consegue se entender

astral tiger
placid coyote
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is brazilian a thing

formal chasm
dense tinsel
placid coyote
formal chasm
astral tiger
dense tinsel
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Смотря с кем общаюсь

formal chasm
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Portuguese: Bom dia amigo
brazillian : Eae cuzão

placid coyote
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bom

north dawn
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left handed swordfighting is just too good

dense tinsel
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А что?

formal chasm
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депрессия + военные преступления = Россия

north dawn
astral tiger
dense tinsel
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Польским далеко не идеально

formal chasm
lime perch
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@shell bronze you there?

astral tiger
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я только русским и англиским владею, но бывают слова которых я не знаю

shell bronze
shell bronze
midnight jasper
shell bronze
north dawn
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I mean the way you can equip a two-handed sword in your left-hand alone, but you cannot do it for your right-hand alone

dense tinsel
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Англ у меня А2-B1, средняк

lime perch
midnight jasper
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я норвежский пытался учить но безуспешно, почти ничего не помню

shell bronze
lime perch
lime perch
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The second stab is fair enough cos I ran into it

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but the first one

shell bronze
shell bronze
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when he lifted that pitchfork just for a split second

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i would've went for it

midnight jasper
shell bronze
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the moment you get past the pointy end its free real estate

dense tinsel
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В горы

midnight jasper
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okay im switching to english now

shell bronze
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i can demonstrate when i get home in 4 hours remind me

formal chasm
lime perch
lime perch
lime perch
placid coyote
marble shell
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how do i even beat the first grete champion 😭

midnight jasper
placid coyote
lime perch
placid coyote
lime perch
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Oh right, just pick up a candlestick

marble shell
dense tinsel
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@astral tiger если как надумаешь куда -пиши

marble shell
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he one shots me so often

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its crazy

astral tiger
formal chasm
lime perch
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Wait for him to swing and when he does, you swing

marble shell
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hmmm

lime perch
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straight for that bastards arm

marble shell
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alright

lime perch
formal chasm
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or you can get freaky and spin kick him

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but freaky often goes wrong

placid coyote
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I dont like the third champion

placid coyote
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cause I cant parry

lime perch
placid coyote
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i dont bother with the commoner weapons and stick with pitchfork

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its lazy but it works

midnight jasper
dense tinsel
dense tinsel
north dawn
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there can be ONLY ONE

astral tiger
deep shale
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whos winning

summer pasture
north dawn
deep shale
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there can be ONLY NONE

stable roost
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Why are his teeth so sharp?

deep shale
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is this 1400s dentistry?

north dawn
summer pasture
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в любом случае

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Спокойной ночи

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gn

astral tiger
stable roost
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the tongue is level with them

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unless I managed to remove the gums from around them

astral tiger
astral tiger
summer brook
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the teeth look normal on the outside

deep shale
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if you wanna have another strange oddity which you can never unsee
||the bones of hands sometimes clip through gauntlets.||

north dawn
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S T A N D I N G | H E R E

lapis marsh
lime perch
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And idle sword on my shoulder casually slicing me in half

summer brook
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wasnt just idle

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getting pushed in from him falling back

lime perch
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If half sword is going for realistic dismemberment, a sword resting on your shoulder whilst a person is falling backwards, simply wouldn't slice your torso completely in half

summer brook
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yeah it wouldnt

shell bronze
formal chasm
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these pitchfork NPCs are completely cracked

shell bronze
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everything that i say has been tested or experienced by me

formal chasm
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holy shit

shell bronze
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often with video proof to show the people that it is possible

shell bronze
summer brook
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shell bronze
summer brook
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most of the time you can just go to their right

formal chasm
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the game just massiively rewards low skill moves

shell bronze
shell bronze
north dawn
shell bronze
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but it works

formal chasm
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like how the pitchfork will just magnet slide to your body and skewer you instantly as if its got an atom wide tip

shell bronze
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and it is disgustingly good

lime perch
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Here's another annoying thing!

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hands not working

north dawn
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you do not have to even try to use any part of your brain with it

formal chasm
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the plancon should be the last tier weapon

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or even better: removed entirely

north dawn
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you can probably get 20 Plancons for the cost of 1 decent sword

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and the Plancon is infinitely better at everything the sword can do

formal chasm
formal chasm
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when people wanted to be effective they just got polearms

shell bronze
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nobody really be using swords irl once polearms existed

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they're for style and/or ceremony

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or backup

north dawn
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pole-plancon when

formal chasm
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swords were for drip only, outsidie of some very specific roles

shell bronze
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which is why the glorification of the katana makes me UNBELIEVABLY upset

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objectively a mid tier weapon

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steel folded 1000 times because the steel sucked actual balls not because it's good

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can barely thrust

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one cutting edge

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i do kendo/kenjutsu so i would know

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shi breaks if you swing it wrong

formal chasm
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unarmored combat in this game is just cancer

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everything wants to take your arms off upon the slightest brush

north dawn
shell bronze
shell bronze
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samurai used yari/naginata and bows

north dawn
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weebs who dont know there is more than 1 material called "steel" will say it will split an atom in the hands of someone who is just that skilled

shell bronze
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nobody was using the katana unless they were literally cooked

shell bronze
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anime has ruined the perception of the katana permanently

formal chasm
shell bronze
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give me the most basic spear and i'm skewering the best kenjutsu practitioner

formal chasm
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doesnt matter if theres dismemberment or not, the bullshit damage is still there. armored combat is much better rn

north dawn
shell bronze
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on god

placid coyote
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bogus

formal chasm
shell bronze
formal chasm
north dawn
formal chasm
placid coyote
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level 2 gives image permissions?

shell bronze
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3

shell bronze
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otherwise it feels just fine

placid coyote
shell bronze
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reasonable edge alignment system

mental kelp
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No 2

pearl ferry
north dawn
formal chasm
north dawn
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it would either require INSANE resources to simulate, OR be buggy as hell and never work correctly

shell bronze
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such is the nature of an early iteration of a haven't been properly done before physics based system

pearl ferry
shell bronze
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there's a certain point where you just have to cut corners and approximate for the purpose of accessibility

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on top of making sure it's as least janky as possible

shell bronze
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i don't even defend this game like that when bs like this sometimes happens but i take the good and the bad, especially considering it's free and a new concept

summer brook
formal chasm
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if you just press your blade against an enemy without any momentum 90% of the time it will just explode them

shell bronze
formal chasm
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as if the game is actively trying to drive the weapon in le flesh

midnight jasper
pearl ferry
north dawn
pearl ferry
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so idk

formal chasm
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and its not my "precious armored combat" the hell are you on about

pearl ferry
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half swording is so insane in armored combat wdym

shell bronze
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thats why i'm patiently waiting for a yari/naginata mod

north dawn
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so, I dont mean to say youre playing the game wrong if your version of armored combat is 2 dudes in armor flailing greatswords at eachother, and thats the reason unarmored combat is bad...

pulsar ivy
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ive reinstalled halfsword yet it wont let me pick the violence and play the game

north dawn
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but you are kinda playing Skyrim in Half Sword at that point, and complaining that the game doesnt work like Skyrim

formal chasm
pearl ferry
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lol

formal chasm
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are you the twitter final boss or something

midnight jasper
summer brook
north dawn
midnight jasper
summer brook
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the win is registering pretty fast

north dawn
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unarmored is peak

pulsar ivy
formal chasm
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you might be mentally ill

north dawn
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is what you wrote not what you meant?

formal chasm
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youre grasping at straws here

lime perch
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They should make a discord badge for people that have beaten baron more than once

pearl ferry
north dawn
summer brook
shell bronze
north dawn
lime perch
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chill lol

north dawn
pulsar ivy
lean nicheBOT
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Gore Selection BUG

Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!

Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall

IMPORTANT

Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.

Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.

lime perch
summer brook
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maybe overhead is faster

pulsar ivy
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i believe what they chatted solves it

brisk latch
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why do i keep getting "fatal error" 😭

lime perch
shell bronze
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blood causes crashes

brisk latch
placid coyote
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i like half sword

brisk latch
north dawn
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people will try convince anyone otherwise just to get attention ig

placid coyote
lime perch
midnight jasper
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how, yeah small hoe splits in almost half

shell bronze
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half sword comes with a set of flaws that i happily and gladly overlook for what it offers regardless of its shortcomings

north dawn
midnight jasper
north dawn
summer brook
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theres probably something faster with the camera movement but this is pretty fast

wild pecan
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Sorry if this isnt allowed but, how would i get access to the playtest? ive had access previously but for some reason its been taken out of my steam library

shell bronze
marble shell
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that third boss is crazy

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what the hell

wild pecan
shell bronze
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lotta folks act like they're entitled to a comprehensive product when early access isn't even out yet

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they're also quite loud about it

midnight jasper
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question, is it sort of club or shovel?

north dawn
summer brook
summer brook
north dawn
# shell bronze lmao

tease game for 8 years
nothing, not even a playable pre-alpha footage exists
shut down development

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true game-development genius

shell bronze
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99% of minecraft killers end up in development hell before they make it big!

north dawn
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(the reason there is no playable pre-alpha is because its a tax-evasion sceme)

pearl ferry
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riot whatever that dogshit company is called

marble shell
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how to defeat the third boss?

pearl ferry
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cheese it and choose peasant and use the pitchfork

lime perch
formal chasm
lime perch
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And go mental

north dawn
shell bronze
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pitchfork

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is the easier option

lime perch
north dawn
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and a wide variety of hardware testing too

formal chasm
north dawn
shell bronze
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the other way is to bait him into attacking and swinging at him right as his attack misses you

formal chasm
north dawn
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cringe

rain kindle
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hey guys

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my glitch still hasnt' been solved

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i've reinstalled it. deleted files and reinstalled it

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yet it doesn't work

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is there anywhere i can get further help beyond just community?

north dawn
shell bronze
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@marble shell

rain kindle
shell bronze
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if it doesn't work it doesn't work

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don't gotta act all antagonistic for no reason

rain kindle
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well obviously but please tell me there's more then just "re install"

shell bronze
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you're gonna have to take it past the chatroom here i'm afraid

lime perch
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Yo @shell bronze when i try to go down to certain ranks, it keeps putting me against knights regardless of my chosen rank. Why? I am on the baron part again but surely I should be able to play whatever I want?

rain kindle
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it's just a bit fusterating since I really like the game but this has just been an annoyin issue.

shell bronze
shell bronze
rain kindle
lime perch
rain kindle
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you don't need that much gear

lime perch
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I know, I should've skipped the pants

formal chasm
rain kindle
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does clothign have any affect on armour

north dawn
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head
remove

lime perch
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like I said, I should've skipped the trousers

rain kindle
lime perch
rain kindle
lime perch
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I have no idea what that is bro. I'm on vanilla version just flinging fists

summer brook
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i went to 3rd boss just for this

rain kindle
lime perch
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Oh right well I don't know how 😆

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I just punched the shit out of him

rain kindle
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it's a wrestling move

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yeah that works too

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but wouldnh't there technically be more damage on your fists lol

north dawn
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your hat
I take

lime perch
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I just used his shield as a hug. He took me under his shield and I was just wailing away at his ribs whilst he couldn't reach me with his mace lol

rain kindle
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legkicks are so overpowered in this game

lime perch
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Only in the lower levels I feel like

rain kindle
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well one good kick to the knee is cooked

north dawn
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yeah, its hard to give backwards knees to 3 pounds of steel per leg

rain kindle
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also leg kicks hurt liek FUCK irl

lime perch
rain kindle
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it's such a good tool in MMA

lime perch
rain kindle
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well your really suppose to throw the kick to the outer side of your leg right above the knee

lime perch
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Yeah in MMA. The streets however

rain kindle
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the whole idea is that you dont' wanna go bone to bone. because that risks your leg as well

rain kindle
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no matter how trained you are. it's not worth it

midnight jasper
north dawn
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high-speed blood

rain kindle
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oopsies

midnight jasper
rain kindle
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that's why you don't throw to th eknee

midnight jasper
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we are fragile kinda

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especialy me myself irl, i will snap like a twig in any fight

formal chasm
rain kindle
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just odnt' fight

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usain bolt it

rain kindle
shell burrow
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is lower FOV benficial for swords??

formal chasm
rain kindle
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yes it is lmao

formal chasm
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thats another one

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i mean the muay thai technique

rain kindle
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you mean calf kick?

formal chasm
formal chasm
rain kindle
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The risk of that is the check

formal chasm
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do you see the difference

north dawn
rain kindle
formal chasm
rain kindle
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Elaborate?

north dawn
formal chasm
rain kindle
formal chasm
rain kindle
north dawn
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lmao

formal chasm
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i'm not trolling i just dont take this guy seriously

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but im being legiit

rain kindle
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you realize the kick is going to either calf or thigh?

north dawn
formal chasm
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theres a difference between a soccer kick movement and a downwards low kick where you use more hip rotation

north dawn
formal chasm
rain kindle
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That helps more

formal chasm
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if you just hit it flat youre gonna ruin them

rain kindle
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But yeah people throw leg kicks differently. You have people justin gaethje who step forward and uses hips to absolutely WHIP That leg

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then you have people like alex peirara who hits on the side of the foot

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is it "textbook" - no. but does it work for him. Fuck yeah lmao

formal chasm
rain kindle
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you don't say

formal chasm
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everything he does is unorthodox

rain kindle
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he doesn't telegraph it

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he doesn't need to wind back. he's just straight fucking scary

formal chasm
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but he doesnt put much power into the kicks. just sheer technique

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so no risk of breaking hiis shins

rain kindle
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and his shins are probably hella conditioned since glory

shell bronze
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i only do boxing outside of kendo & airsoft for sports so idk much about kicking

rain kindle
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I did taekwando briefly for 1 or 2 years

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I broke my femur

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I really want ot start muay thai or some sort of mma. but unfortunately my parents won't let me

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I will probably in college though.

rain kindle
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do you like nerf guns

shell bronze
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they're fun but lowkey overpriced and i don't like dealing with the projectiles or the internals

pure shadow
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can you play with friends ?

north dawn
shell bronze
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rather just buy another airsoft gun that functions like the stuff i have under my bed and in my drawer

rain kindle
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Get a nerf rival

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I have the artimis and it's really the only nerf gun i'd ever use

shell bronze
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nerf rival is not bad i had one that i used for a few years

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idk which kind

north dawn
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the highest quality Nerf guns are worse quality than the worst quality Airsoft guns 😄

rain kindle
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I think they are the perfect balance. They aren't those auto spammer, they hit decently hard, and decently accurate.

rain kindle
shell bronze
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i like the offbrand nerf stuff

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they're lowkey goated and are pretty robust

rain kindle
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also if you run out of ammo in nerf PLEASE dont' throw ur goun

midnight jasper
shell bronze
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throwing guns is a bad idea in general

rain kindle
north dawn
shell bronze
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if not for the person throwing the gun then at least the gun itself

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i dropped my desert eagle's magazine on accident when i was doing a milsim session with my leon kennedy cosplay/build

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very expensive mistake.

north dawn
midnight jasper
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good thing being broke, you cant do expensive mistakes if you dont own something expensive lol

north dawn
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like, bruh

shell bronze
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damn

shell bronze
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nowadays i have way too much bs and expensive crap for hobbies 😂

midnight jasper
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i just got my degree so my adult life just starts

shell bronze
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airsoft, cosplay, tuned bmw, swords, gundam building

north dawn
shell bronze
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all the fun essentials for a formerly chronically online individual

midnight jasper
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and i already starting working next week, with pretty good salary (in my country for a yesterday student without a lot of expirience)

north dawn
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I got my IT degree, and then went back to mechanic school after 12 months of job-hunting, and my unemployment stopped paying lol

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though, now im working full time, 2 years in a row as an auto-electrician and life is good

pearl ferry
hearty stone
north dawn
shell bronze
pearl ferry
pearl ferry
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you're fine

shell bronze
pearl ferry
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lexus > bmw anyways

midnight jasper
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i almost got my driver license but failed exams few times and then moved to another city, and now i lack motivation for that, cars are ridiculously expensive anyways

shell bronze
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n54 with upgraded 17T turbos, has more miles than a lot of hondas and toyotas and has been a lot of fun

north dawn
midnight jasper
pearl ferry
shell bronze
pearl ferry
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i dont think I could count on my hands the times I saw a bmw driver turn on their turn signal and then turn the complete opposite direction

shell bronze
pearl ferry
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or just not use their turn signal at all

north dawn
shell bronze
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average base model bmw driver

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couldn't be me my 335i is the bee's knees

shell bronze
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has beaten modern M cars before along with hellcats

north dawn
formal chasm
pearl ferry
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hellcats are so overrated and just kinda fugly

shell bronze
formal chasm
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how many whp

shell bronze
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you didnt know n54s can do that?

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550 on pump gas and 600ish on E

midnight jasper
formal chasm
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believable

shell bronze
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i have 17T turbos and all of the bolt-ons needed

north dawn
#

beater^

pearl ferry
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this thing is probably the coolest car ever

pearl ferry
north dawn
pearl ferry
midnight jasper
north dawn
pearl ferry
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damn

north dawn
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Slight problem

pearl ferry
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that's rough

midnight jasper
pearl ferry
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less weight bruv

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makes it faster

shell bronze
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this is my 60-130 pull on E50

north dawn
pearl ferry
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you should have both hands on the wheel i think

hearty stone
midnight jasper
shell bronze
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empty backroad with eyes on the road

midnight jasper
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no need for toilet brake

shell bronze
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perfectly fine

sleek valve
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ohayo or something

formal chasm
pearl ferry
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what if a cow materializes in front of you for no reason

formal chasm
shell bronze
sleek valve
midnight jasper
north dawn
shell bronze
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my problem with lexus (and all of the """"reliable"""" car brands) is that they're genuinely egregiously boring and slow

pearl ferry
shell bronze
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no modding potential without serious money put into it, no driving engagement/thrill, less creature comforts

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like yeah "muh civic with a laptop"
that civic sees the road 4 times a month and needs a rebuild every year

shell bronze
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i daily my 600whp bmw to work every day at 200k miles factory motor and transmission

north dawn
shell bronze
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we are NOT the same.

sleek valve
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i dont own a car whats going on here

midnight jasper
#

interesting discusion

north dawn
midnight jasper
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that i barelly can participate

shell bronze
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its ONLY redeeming thing is the novelty of the v10

sleek valve
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i cant say anything because idk shit about cars so like

formal chasm
shell bronze
#

don't get me wrong i really love the lfa

midnight jasper
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all cars that i drove were nissan cube, toyota camry, deowo nexia (actually funniest one so far lmao) and dacia logan (burn this car model pls, hate it, worst clutch i ever used)

north dawn
shell bronze
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but it's so objectively overrated

shell bronze
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it sits in that limbo between a full thoroughbred supercar and a sports car

north dawn
shell bronze
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oh yeah true

formal chasm
cursive fjord
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The Baron oversees the aftermath of a last stand

sleek valve
north dawn
#

your hat (now mine)

shell bronze
pearl ferry
north dawn
# shell bronze it was also the price tag

correct. if only Lexus went with an already in production (2JZ) relatively light and simple (2JZ) yet durable and powerful (2JZ) iconic JDM motor instead... (2JZ)

shell bronze
#

the 2jz glaze goes crazy 🥀

north dawn
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3SGTE is in all respects a better engine, yet we dont see as much hype around it

shell bronze
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i sleep on the 2j because if i put half (or less) of the amount of money into building a modern bmw i6t i will get better results and aftermarket support

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like yeah it was cool for the time

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but objectively the supra was mid at best and a pos at worst untouched back in those days

formal chasm
shell bronze
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and it took like 10-20 years later for people to start opening it up and being like "yo this block is pretty strong"

north dawn
shell bronze
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iwl lexus wanted some kind of WILD novelty for their engine and they got it

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literally the biggest halo car money sinkhole

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it was also toyota's first supercar by the textbook definition

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and only one to this day.

formal chasm
shell bronze
#

halo car

pearl ferry
shell bronze
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they wanted an ambassador for the brand

formal chasm
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but it wasnt outstanding in any way was it

north dawn
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meh. I mean toyota even had legendary V8 and V12 engines in production, it is stupid that they didnt offer the LFA with those instead and just made a bunch of them for cheaper

shell bronze
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just like how honda made the nsx in the 80s/90s (REVOLUTIONARY car that murdered everything at the time)

formal chasm
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but honda didnt spend nearly as much on the nsx

shell bronze
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just like how nissan made the r35 in the 2000s

north dawn
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Except Honda did it with a V6 from a Minivan

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which is practical solution to "we need morr powwr"

formal chasm
#

maybe they thought that more money = better

shell bronze
#

not about sales or profit when it comes around to making a flagship for the brand

formal chasm
#

as simple as that

shell bronze
#

they wanted a showcase

north dawn
#

they got a shit-show(case)

shell bronze
#

honda put a pos v6 in the car at first and one of the top dogs was like "where the fuck is the vtec"

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so technically that motor shares almost no resemblance to its base design and was built completely different

north dawn
#

different heads and bottom end ;_;

shell bronze
#

nah the honda c30a was virtually clean sheet

north dawn
#

its like comparing DOHC and SOHC D16 engines

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almost none of the components are shared yeah, but also they're both on the same platform

shell bronze
#

some elements were similar to other stuff

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it was the second engine ever to have vtec after the b16a

soft osprey
#

V Tec..

shell bronze
#

yeah but they were not putting a civic i4 in their god-killer supercar

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needed enough power to take on the italian titans whilst maintaining the signature honda reliability

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that being said this is halfsword chat

soft osprey
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Every shop ive worked at everyone makes fun of vtec. I don’t have a problem with it but it’s funny how much people hate it in the industry

shell bronze
shell bronze
#

standard

lime perch
#

It was only living up to a normal standard amongst other cars where honda wasn't able to keep up lol

formal chasm
north dawn
# shell bronze standard

whatever they did with the 1.5 in the Red civic I got it makes 35 more horses than the non-vtec version

shell bronze
#

i've been cooking gng

formal chasm
#

the civic has lost its roots

shell bronze
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problem is that ground collision glitch

north dawn
#

so Im going to hazard a guess that it do be doing something

shell bronze
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it got me hit

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my guy was literally barely moving back when i wanted to dart back

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so he got swiped

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could've been a better clip iwl

formal chasm
shell bronze
#

i'm sure

north dawn
soft osprey
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I just love old school civics. Theres something great about a car that just looks like a car

summer brook
shell bronze
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only fun honda i've driven was an s2k

north dawn
#

Preludes are pretty common tho

shell bronze
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genuinely one of the best japanese cars i've sat behind the wheel of

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and i HATE japanese cars by default

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north dawn
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I really like the EP3 I got, despite people hating on it alot for no real reason imo

shell bronze
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i only make special cases for two gtr generations, the nsx, the fl5 type r, and the lfa

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the rest have been ruined to me since the first time in my life i heard a fart can honda accord drive by

north dawn
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like the fact that the shifter isnt next to the seat, but its on the dash next to the steering wheel just makes gear-changes faster if both your hands are on the wheel

soft osprey
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And really reliable

shell bronze
#

those are the two traits that make them good cars

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low maintenance and roomy

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the japanese make stuff that makes sense not just from an engineering perspective

north dawn
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though I hate that some modern Toyotas share ALOT of stuff with Citroen/Peugeot

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like the electrical

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OH GOD french electrical

shell bronze
#

i work on cars and i find the order to be japanese cars > bmw > older american cars > everything else

hollow sapphire
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The mug car

soft osprey
shell bronze
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fuck GM engineering

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fuck Ford too

north dawn
#

Ford hate is real

shell bronze
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i hated working on that tahoe i hated it so much

north dawn
#

GM cars are just called Opels here

shell bronze
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this is coming from a man who has dropped his bmw's transmission and subframe in one weekend in his driveway

north dawn
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or the odd Vauxhall

shell bronze
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i love the vauxhall carlton

north dawn
shell bronze
shell bronze
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just maintenance/upgrades

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my car never left me stranded throughout its brutal life

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(i actually maintain it the german way)

north dawn
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shouldve atleast checked timing since you had the chance

shell bronze
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i only replaced my guides

north dawn
shell bronze
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chain is perfectly fine because i change my oil

north dawn
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some people dont ;_;

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<---- especially not this guy

shell bronze
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that's why japanese cars exist

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for the average consumer who don't know where their coolant and their oil goes

north dawn
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nah, thats Kia's and Hyundai's market

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buy car, 50tkm and throw it in the bin, NEXT

shell bronze
#

those suck so bad omg

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engines made out of glass and crappy build quality

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my 17 year old e92 holds up better than some of these new cars

north dawn
#

Kia's and Hyundai's Ive only seen in 2 states of repair. mint condition (new-ish 50tkm or less) and completely clapped out ruined destroyed in every possible way (150tkm or just a little more)

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there is no middle-ground

shell bronze
#

those crappy Korean motors blow before 200k

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100k if abused

north dawn
#

talk about first-owner cars vs second owner cars

shell bronze
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i'm a third owner lowkey

north dawn
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Im 9th with the blue Civic ;_; and probably 25th with the red one

soft osprey
shell bronze
#

from old man to old lady to 17 year old (at the time) with a fine taste for cars

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literally you cannot convince me to own any sports car other than bmw and porsche

north dawn
shell bronze
#

i've driven every single brand

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every single sports and muscle car made in the last 20 years

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my opinion is that there's good, bad, and there's the two aforementioned brands that i worship

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everything else is just dull and sad in comparison

north dawn
shell bronze
#

nothing wrong with automatic

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mine is

north dawn
#

I mean

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Automatics are faster off the line

shell bronze
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i skipped out on the manual one because i daily my shit and genuinely DESPISE manuals for anything but pure fun

north dawn
#

and ummm (gotta think of something positive to put here later)

shell bronze
#

faster (more ways than one), more efficient after 2010, more practical and easier to live with

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  • modern manuals are more complex than autos so people can't argue simplicity
north dawn
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I've only ever owned manuals

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its just something I look for in a car, gotta have it if at all possible

shell bronze
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i had 2 manuals that i had regular access to until their owners sold them for DCTs

north dawn
#

by the time I buy an automatic either I have lost an arm or the EU has banned manuals

shell bronze
#

fun, but not my first choice nor a must have

north dawn
#

Im not changing gears with a little turn-dial thingy or a touch-screen (Tesla has this )

shell bronze
#

those i hate

north dawn
#

also I noticed the input lag on tesla steering when I drove one at work

crude flower
#

Turn dials suck bad

north dawn
#

imagine dying in a crash because of input lag

crude flower
#

New ford explorers have it and it feels unsatisfying

north dawn
summer brook
crude flower
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I imagine it's just as safe as a normal modern auto shift

shell bronze
#

because it's steer by wire and it sucks balls

crude flower
#

Jk

crude flower
#

Duh

north dawn
north dawn
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there is no connection between the wheel and the road, it is all digital

crude flower
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Man

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It's gonna turn into the upgrade movie

shell bronze
summer brook
crude flower
#

We all gonna get havked

north dawn
#

it feels like trying to change to the channel 6 on your TV, and you click 6, nothing happens, and then you click 6 again and you get channel 66

shell bronze
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i love my titanium exhaust

north dawn
shell bronze
#

american cars have a lot of those old and new and cheap and expensive

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i don't mind them

north dawn
#

its a small digital do-hickey and not a true bolt-action like on alot of stuff Chevy vans especially got a meaty feeling column shifter

formal chasm
#

i keep trying to like electric cars

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but i just cant bros

north dawn
#

nobody does

formal chasm
#

theyre just so turdish

north dawn
#

I had a customer who had like a 740e BMW or something, and its a plugin hybrid.

they never plugged it in

the 12v battery got low

EV battery at 0.07% charge

ruined both batteries

shell bronze
formal chasm
#

instead of getting a hunk of metal as a powerplant that you can mess with, you get a powerbank that WILL expire 10 years from now and it WILL cost as much as the car to replace

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(a bunch of batteries)

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its planned obsolescence at its finest

shell bronze
#

and also greenwashing

north dawn
#

its more complicated than that, but yes sure

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fake ecological action

shell bronze
#

while harming the environment even more

north dawn
#

exactly

drowsy flint
shell bronze
#

heavy, gutless, boring, SAD.

mental path
#

help me skip time ,

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can i 1v1 a friend in this game or not if not woud they add it?

north dawn
mental path
#

evil for real

shell bronze
north dawn
#

it isnt

shell bronze
#

golf cart ass acceleration

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objectively terrible cars for anyone but mindless consumers

north dawn
#

it also loses about 85% of its range if you drive over 100kmh

north dawn
shell bronze
formal chasm
shell bronze
#

give me a solid hybrid system and i won't complain

north dawn
formal chasm
shell bronze
#

i don't mind a robust mild hybrid system

north dawn
#

Ive had a carburated Renault 5, which compared to MANY cars ive tested thanks to work, the Renault 5 was highly preferrable

shell bronze
#

something like prius on crack

north dawn
shell bronze
#

or lexus 200h

formal chasm
shell bronze
#

hey don't start attacking me just because there are things i'm not opposed to

north dawn
#

its not. you'll be forever dependant on your car's dealership since those are the only people who can do EV / hybrid work

formal chasm
#

like that n vision 74 concept

shell bronze
#

i've dealt with enough wiring and bs electrical work

north dawn
shell bronze
#

diagrams, fuses, harnesses

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hybrid work ain't shi 😂

north dawn
formal chasm
#

i think EVs could work if they had enough modularity

shell bronze
#

my laptop got everything the dealer got and even more

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i have bmw insta and inpa

north dawn
#

even my workplace doesnt carry dealership tools, the ones that talk with the factory

formal chasm
#

look at this thing

north dawn
shell bronze
#

ok so if i don't have everything they have i have everything they have that i care about and need

dense garden
#

embed fail 😞

shell bronze
#

sorry i know how to mechanic

north dawn
#

you'll be forever married to the dealership and the 3rd party tools will never materialize

shell bronze
#

i've programmed DMEs and retrofitted factory options back in its nothing crazy unless it's intentionally made to be proprietary

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then at that point boycott and shoot dead the person who allowed it to happen

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i'm doing well working on BMWs for fun and side money

north dawn
#

I've worked on very little EV/hybrid things for the very same reason. everything has to go through dealership and we cant get the parts from anywhere else, and if something needs reprogrammed we gotta take the car there to get it done on their equipment

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so its not even worth it

shell bronze
#

even the super new stuff still has an in via bmw ista+

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don't know about other brands

north dawn
#

from what I've gathered BMW Ista is pretty good for getting deep into BMW's

#

I use VCDS which is basicly the same thing but only for VW/audi/skoda/Porsche

shell bronze
#

i tracked down a short and redid my DRL wiring a few weeks ago, then reprogrammed the FRM to start sending power to the drl again

drowsy flint
#

id say this helmet is the best at the Knight tier

#

can see so clearly

shell bronze
#

no just me and my multimeter and diagram

#

nothing really phases me besides full engine and transmission rebuilds

north dawn
#

and your DRL is just some dumb LED's and not in CAN-bus?

shell bronze
#

yeah it's just a wiring harness in the headlight assembly

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right above the xenons

north dawn
#

sounds fishy at best but ok

#

im gon to bed

shell bronze
#

whatever you say man the car is 17 years old anyways

north dawn
shell bronze
#

believe what you want to believe if you want to be skeptical

north dawn
#

and that the word "should" really ought to not exist in my world view

#

if something "should" work or "should" not be difficult, you can bet

#

that its gonna be bad

shell bronze
#

the frm in e9x has a short circuit counter that completely cuts all power supply to something until reprogrammed otherwise

#

cold monitoring

#

i pretty much just checked for power all the way down the line until i hit the part with no power
took the headlight off and went through all the wiring to redo/reseal it

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then reactivated it through bmw software and voila

#

straightforward

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@lime perch ready for the pitchfork demonstration

lime perch
shell bronze
#

you make me not want to do it

shrewd ore
lime perch
shrewd ore
formal chasm
#

man the plancon needs to get removed asap. such cancer

lime perch
shell bronze
formal chasm
#

worst thing is the AI knows its OP

shell bronze
#

it took an insanely long amount of time to actually find a pitchfork guy

formal chasm
#

they dont even try to strike just walk forward

lime perch
# shell bronze

My game appears to be bugged because my guys actually fight back

formal chasm
shell bronze
#

hold alt the whole time

#

when in stab mode they are a lot more wary of you

lime perch
#

dude how does your fingers work in order to hold alt whilst moving

shell bronze
#

my thumb.

summer brook
#

use your thumb

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yea

lime perch
#

That is so fucked cos I need to keep my thumb on spacebar to kick

shell bronze
#

also the little swipe i got in this video would deal way less damage in regular settings

summer brook
shell bronze
#

i just have my own preference of having stuff be at 70-80% on my part

summer brook
#

just go to the edge

lime perch
#

I can't wait for them to bring out remapping of keybinds

formal chasm
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