halfsword-chat-⚔

[shell bronze]

ends the exact same way every single time

[fierce solar]

AI would be more terrifying if it could properly chamber overheads

[shell bronze]

overheads are super fun and satisfying to parry

[snow otter]

Тһх

[fierce solar]

That first one looks so different for me in Commoner queue - I think it was just his sword fucking with him on that "pause"/feint

Because of how heavy it is*

[abstract hamlet]

Try the hyperviolence

[snow otter]

Тһх

[abstract hamlet]

Very fun in armored matches at least

[shell bronze]

already have it lowkey sucks

[fierce solar]

wtf is hyperviolence

max gore?

[shell bronze]

100 damage to you and ai

[abstract hamlet]

100 damage on everything

It’s fun chaos

[fierce solar]

Oh, ew, no. lowest damage outgoing to AI possible please

[shell bronze]

i don't like it it's a concussion stunlock simulator if you try to do cool stuff and ends up just being footwork and distance control

while you poke and give people deadly paper scratches

[abstract hamlet]

Again, I do it in armor

[abstract hamlet]

Makes it much better cuz the bones break easy

[shell bronze]

yeah

that's why i stop stabbing entirely after militia

[fierce solar]

idk how to stab other than a half sword horizontal and only use it as a glory kill
barely have 30 hours in the game and all my time is spent on estoc ripostes

[shell bronze]

it's easier to switch hands and stab instead of sticking with your starting grip for some reason

the right hand grip always glances to the left whereas the left hand grip goes straight

[fierce solar]

i saw that from m00s video earlier - need to experiment with that some

was grip swapping with a spear and got cheeky b2b stabs on barbuta helm through the gorget and gap

[shell bronze]

i'm not good with polearm combat

i stab and slap and that's about it

biblically accurate polearm usage

[fierce solar]

this is what my stabs look like, sloppy/cqb but calculated

m00 was doing longrange stabs

[shell bronze]

i don't like resorting to grappling distance attacks unless it's stylish

but against polearms it's more consistent

[fierce solar]

until he gets that lucky return drag across your shoulder/neck
which is a skill in itself, knowing if you go in X direction because a weapon is sitting in Y area that you will lose/suffer Z damage

[silk spire]

when is the game fully coming out

[fierce solar]

They just released the third one. This game finished a decade ago. It's already GG.

[silk spire]

wait

[fierce solar]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-smirk-gif-1501673502766173669

[silk spire]

the full game is out?

[cinder panther]

What's the best throwing weapon

[fierce solar]

no

[silk spire]

oh

alr

[fierce solar]

was troll

[void dust]

yourself

[fierce solar]

some guy in here swears its bucklers
i like some axes but i suck so

[void dust]

whats the bucklers

whats it look like

[cinder panther]

Small shield

[fierce solar]

a small metalic shield about the size of two hands

[void dust]

oh

[shell bronze]

one handed weapon users try not to be victims challenge

(impossible)

[silk spire]

no need to use weapons

just spin kick ur way to victory

[fierce solar]

dual wield parry stances kind of funny

[shell bronze]

dual wield is fun but you just don't have enough strength/leverage to do some of the cooler moves

[cinder panther]

Candelabra is ironically a good throwing weapon

It spins fast when thrown

[fierce solar]

i figure its just a blender

[cinder panther]

And can just insta k.o. if it hits head

[fierce solar]

dont play to riposte, bait and punish reach game and go ape with the swings

although underhand stab with dagger is funny london sim

[shell bronze]

that's what i tell every struggling player

half sword is at its easiest when footwork and reach are exploited

[fierce solar]

you play with lock on 10% or something?

[shell bronze]

take the longest weapon you can find, learn to swing it decently, and learn to bait for attacks

[shell bronze]

max.

[void dust]

oh the kill thing on hs enhancer i think makes the person kill theirselves with their sword

like enemy

[fierce solar]

meanwhile me, standing face to face with willie in commoner w/ estoc and only moving my arms (not my legs) playing for ripostes

tbh tho im not a fan of ripostes in this game, just parrying is good enough to either kill the ai or yourself
weapon deflects and goes off on a journey sometimes despite your manipulations

[fierce solar]

cycle through for 2h sword opponent and riposte only

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-24337002

Type shit

[rough matrix]

Thats me training ripostes before trying 100% gountlet any%

[warped apex]

I LOVE POMMEL STRIKING UHHHH

[rough matrix]

0% damage NPC 100% damage to player and ripostes training 2h

[shell bronze]

that's what i do

[warped apex]

My fastest gauntlet speedrun + the ultimate challenge is 26:53

[shell bronze]

the fairest and most challenging fight for me will always be against an uptier longsword user

[warped apex]

I really just wish I didn't have to use the bad helmets in miltia lol

[fierce solar]

my feelings as well
no weapon is a threat to me anymore except an armored lsword

[fierce solar]

I'd love a mod that lets you see as though you have no helmet on in FPV even if you do have a helmet on.

[warped apex]

Just got a super cool execution

[shell bronze]

it's just because the polearms have too much reach (that i can exploit as per ai willie behavior) and the other weapons are too slow/have too little reach

[stark marsh]

Lemmee play the old abyss mode😭😭

[fierce solar]

this is more like what im talking about but the game doesnt let you move too fast without limiting which stances you can enter so it kind of fucks up what im after

[shell bronze]

i've learned to betray/ignore some habits i learned from real sword fighting for the sake of this game

[fierce solar]

https://tenor.com/view/emotional-parks-and-recreation-nick-offerman-gif-15050364

[shell bronze]

the stances are basic (with autoparry sabotaging half of them too) and you swing with noodle arms so

gotta live with it

[fierce solar]

its really just auto parry/aim assist

fucking with me

[shell bronze]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[lapis marsh]

These hema sword mfs with they stances comin here while I’m just dunkin with my poleaxe

[waxen lance]

no it breaks their neck

I'm playing around learning polearms

got a sick finisher here

[barren mantle]

wombo combo

[keen bay]

How to counter 2H axe

[fierce solar]

its the mona lisa
wherever you go her eyes follow

[fierce solar]

ok maybe i lied they arent following me in that one

[barren mantle]

this one got no eyes

[errant ginkgo]

what do call this move

[barren mantle]

the Willie tug

[warped apex]

Aura Farming

Goddamn it was so smooth

someone I need a rating for this

[barren mantle]

was gud

damn i love this move so much lmao

it just cuts people's head in half

[torn steeple]

peak mentioned

[warped apex]

A buttery smooth kill

[barren mantle]

you guys remember the heads popping?

i kinda miss it

[warped apex]

This dodge was just mint

[severe pebble]

i cant post images

:(

[jolly gorge]

it doesnt take that long to get level 2 tbh

[austere salmon]

hey star, you ever just swing a greatsword through someones leg

[sleek gull]

Live on twitch in 5m. Link in bio

[muted dew]

hugging my willie

[jolly gorge]

no im the beggar boy i enjoy fist fighting, anyways suplex

but probably have tbh

[austere salmon]

im a greatsword enjoyer

[jolly gorge]

i think its this one

i might have died idk

nvm its the one

[austere salmon]

i meant in much more violent fashion, like this

[void dust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1385208097970061324/1389733100765970674/image.png?ex=6865b14f&is=68645fcf&hm=253edd62a1c3abc2f28807bae7b5c2f0f8a4bff0b3cfec1f315498ac83a21dcc&

his arm loks like something else

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

Welcome new member

[austere salmon]

i really hope they fix the drunkenness bug in early access

[stone sage]

just spent probably 3-ish minutes

beating a man to death

with a shield

while grabbing his arm

felt less like a fight and more like a horror movie scene

[unique cedar]

add guns

[knotty lotus]

the baron watching me pull out the arquebus:

https://tenor.com/jBHgL3Noqlp.gif

(it's not gonna do shit to him)

[proven verge]

Young Willie Gets Pulverised By Two Fists

[fading flume]

holy batman just got my pc fixed and now no one remembers me

fist fighting is fun

[soft osprey]

Who are you again

[stuck tiger]

Hey, i got a question, why is lmb is for right hand and rmb for the left and why cant i change it ?

[fading flume]

just a peasant, once King

[knotty lotus]

the scythe is pretty damn weak nowadays

can't even cut someone in half with it now

no wait

i just did

first enemy will probably pull through after his maiden takes good care of him (at most minor wounds at 12 swings)

the second one died in one swing

what a weird weapon

[dapper coral]

Idk why the scythe was nerfed so hard in the hands of the player

Its just that the grip style with it sucks and makes no sense

[knotty lotus]

it's a poking weapon now

unless you get very lucky

[slender ember]

When the demo was just the abyss, I was just cutting people in half on accident more often than not with the scythe

[knotty lotus]

true

that's literally what was happening

and the scythe guy was pretty tough

because it was RNG whether you died or not

[dapper coral]

Slicing people by accident is a general issue with bladed weapons but making the scythe have a nonsensical grip because it was an outlier which benefitted most by slicing isn't logical imo

I imagine come EA all this will be much better ofc

[pearl zinc]

2nd mouth

[valid oar]

I've been trying to do the roundhouse kick, but I can't spin fast enough. Am I missing something? 🥺

[twin raptor]

wats the post timer on https://discordapp.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856

nvm im blind

[tired stream]

the carpenter

[buoyant oyster]

I am confusion

I tried to use funny trainer mod to play

But whenever I fall to the void

Game crashes

[sleek gull]

Clips from tonight's twitch stream. (Link in Bio)

[buoyant oyster]

Damn

[median junco]

mothman wanna see some art?

[tired stream]

stabbed him so deep, the handle is showing through the other side

[fast knot]

im in free mode

why cant i choose higher tiers

i have halfsword trainer installed

[slender ember]

If it makes you feel better, I spent a week wondering the same thing, playing it on and off back then.

[slender ember]

You figure it out or nah?

[fast knot]

no bruh i just got the problem

like the moment i posted it

[slender ember]

Click the gentle mode icon on the right

Fuck

[fast knot]

what did that do

[slender ember]

Dose it not make it free mode for ya?

[fast knot]

hold on

hell nah

it didnt

[slender ember]

You're cursed to only play the gauntlet then 💀

Idk what to tell ya dog

[shell bronze]

@last harbor autoparry\

after i put my sword in that position i did not move my mouse once

[fast knot]

did it fix for you?

so nobody knows how to fix it

does the dev know

[slender ember]

Relaunch the game I guess.

You've gotta be going through a input issue on the games end is all probably maybe.

my uneducated guess.

The ultimate challenge doesn't end with the Barron or like 8 men right?

[fast knot]

it ends with the baron

[tiny path]

yoo they added visible armor damage

[shut pagoda]

my computer keeps getting fatal errors how do i fix this?

[shell bronze]

commoner longsword remains the peak of half sword combat

[twin raptor]

i wish there was mode to spam commoner longsword duels and i can press a button to instantly restart the fight, no restart loading screen bs

[fast knot]

can i post yt links in the game footage channel

[twin raptor]

looks like people post links in https://discordapp.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172907782765297747

[shell bronze]

on GOD

or militia longsword duels

i love commoner longsword it's my home territory

[twin raptor]

ya, would be cool to just customize loadouts

[fast knot]

it says for content creator roles

[twin raptor]

oh

[fast knot]

i occasionally post halfsword vids but its only to show off cool things not much

[twin raptor]

i dont see why not

[fast knot]

i dont got the role

and im not asking for one

[twin raptor]

i mean post in game-footage

[fast knot]

oh

sure ima try

[twin raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-8093841

f it

[twin raptor]

cant post gif? 😦

your file is stuck at 0:00 for me, wont play

[shell bronze]

it's h265

annoying codec

let me repost on phone to see if it works for you then

[twin raptor]

why not 264

[twin raptor]

i like mp4 idk if it matters tho

[shell bronze]

265 objectively better

[twin raptor]

that owrked

[shell bronze]

mp4 can be both 265 and 264

it's how the video is encoded

[twin raptor]

hmm i will try that then

[shell bronze]

one handed weapon users in commoner do not deserve a fun and engaging fight

[jolly gorge]

lil bro thought it was sweet

[elder adder]

Bruh this tier 3 boss is the bane of my existence. All other bosses are fine (I havnt gotten past tier 6-7) but that one just ragdolls me and uses me in tf2 source films as a background character

[shell bronze]

he easy bro

use pitchfork @elder adder

otherwise bait him into attacking and don't try to parry him if you can help it

[elder adder]

Wait pitch fork is on tier 3?

[shell bronze]

you can downgrade tiers @elder adder

go back down to peasant, grab the pitchfork, and put the commoner in his place

using pitchfork in commoner also makes climbing up a bit quicker

if you're good with polearms you can, in theory, let it serve you all the way into soldier tier

[elder adder]

I never knew this sorcery

Truly, the wizards are strong here

[jolly gorge]

the cinematic shots

same dude btw

[worthy hearth]

turns out
if you hit the guy in a certain way in a certain place at a certain speed
their forearm disappears rather than fall off

[shell bronze]

when they do that low sweep/charge-up it's genuinely over

you know for sure the EASIEST parry is about to happen

[lone knoll]

Why are there so many abyss exclusive weapons? I saw a really cool axe but you can only find it there

[brazen shard]

sounds so beautiful

[shell bronze]

0 damage is crazy

[pearl ferry]

today's execution: throat removal

[shell bronze]

only a fool would use it; only a fool would attack one using it

[lost rover]

how do you make halfsword look like AAA game

[last sun]

what are your pc specs

[heady cradle]

help

[viscid cobalt]

is the full game out?

[last sun]

back to menu and pray

[heady cradle]

game crashed

[last sun]

thats also a solution

[normal urchin]

no, the early access will start later this year. The full game will take much longer

[heady cradle]

my entire save file got fuckin wiped

[slow ibex]

how do u parry against long weapons like the spear or billhook bro, like my sword isnt even blocking it

[kindred sand]

the moment this game allows you to host a lobby with a friend or a few this game goes to the moon - cant wait

[last sun]

that happenes to the best of us

[viscid cobalt]

ok how do i try for early access?

[last sun]

i beat it, i know you can too

[shell bronze]

do this

[heady cradle]

uhh i spawned in the boss fight

[last sun]

gl bro youre so cook

[heady cradle]

well i somehow ripped off a dudes legs using grappling

[slow ibex]

whhat

[normal urchin]

Just wait for the release later this year, everyone gets access at the same time.
"early access" in this context just means that they will release the game in an unfinished state and continue working on it and taking feedback from the community.

[slow ibex]

where should i be aiming

[heady cradle]

grapling

[shell bronze]

@slow ibex

sending

[viscid cobalt]

ok

[sage latch]

cant open test anymore? any answers? says failed because not released...

[shell bronze]

or this

[heady cradle]

i think the game crashing gave my willie ungodly grip strength

[normal urchin]

the newest patch is on the demo version, the playtest version isn't support anymore. Check the steam shop page

[shell bronze]

and this

[sage latch]

thanks sir

[last sun]

type of bs i need to happen to me but all i get is downing the commoner boss with the pitchfork but the guard of his sword one shots me and i die before he does

[shell bronze]

this as well

[heady cradle]

Bro I had my entire body got cut in half

[last sun]

what are you running i want graphics like that

[heady cradle]

Due to his sword falling on me

[shell bronze]

there's a certain science to killing polearm wielding willies

[last sun]

omg id kms if that bs happened to me (not rly thats being dramatic)

[heady cradle]

I tried that and somehow I deflected the polearm and he hit me with the stick so damn hard I died instantly

[last sun]

holy mechanics and manipulation im jelly at your skill

[shell bronze]

dx12 high settings

that's it

[slow ibex]

okay ill try

thx

[shell bronze]

what you do

[heady cradle]

I just beat the commoner Boss by splitting his throat wide open

[shell bronze]

is you swipe up against their blade from a right fool's guard/migi gedan no kamae

[slow ibex]

what u did in the video

[shell bronze]

then flick it aside or press against it

then run in for the half sword glory kill

it's the most surefire way

[slow ibex]

ok😎

[shell bronze]

outside of footwork

[slow ibex]

this kill was nasty

[twin raptor]

it breaking for me again

\😭

[shell bronze]

it takes a lot of severed limbs and instant deaths to learn

@slow ibex works against veteran too

[heady cradle]

I DIED FROM EFFIN BLOD LOSS FROM A SWORD TO THE FOOT FASTER THAN DECAPTICATION

[slow ibex]

damn

whenever i try to parry the billhook he just thrusts it right at me bro

[shell bronze]

use time slowing for that first strike

you gotta hit it just right

too late and it'll go into your flesh either way

too short/soon and you get impaled horribly

but after that first deflection it's free

[slow ibex]

ok, ill try

i only got like 7 hours playtime so i have a lot to learn

[shell bronze]

can you guys look at these clips and tell me which character this is

that i'm mimicking

[shell bronze]

you'll get there

make sure to play at a low enough sensitivity to understand how your weapon swings properly

[cinder stone]

wow

[cinder stone]

alternate angles

[shell bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349293185159139399/1389817296901378118/Half_Sword_Demo_-_2025-07-01_11-56-12_PM.mp4?ex=6865ffb9&is=6864ae39&hm=38805443a5478488185e4b9fd8429f0c6152b3f67c53ae59c40c3a0bdb08a68d&

[jolly gorge]

I might do knife challenge

See how long I can survive using knife

[shell bronze]

you'll stand a pretty good chance all the way into soldier/veteran

after that it's just straight wildin

[crude flower]

I would go for knocking them over at a certain point

[rancid reef]

haven't played this for like 2 days

thats like

so long guys

[naive holly]

T2 hatchet gets so much further tbh I tried both and they were both p fun

[naive holly]

He back now

[rancid reef]

yessir

[naive holly]

Maybe you all will find this humorous

Bout shit myself

[rancid reef]

i finally got a phone again so

[rancid reef]

bro LMAOO, expected it to stick straight into his head standing up like a cartoon 😭

[north wigeon]

Falchion ❌
The femur chopper ✅
The leg butcher ✅
The knee eviscerator ✅

[shell bronze]

falchion is great when player willie uses it

not so much enemy willie

[livid steeple]

hey

do any of yall also when youre bored turn your damage to the mac and only go for body shots on the npc

if yall dont you should

very fun

[tiny path]

hello

is there a way to get a really old version of half sword

like, you know the version random madness showed when he did the first interview with half sword devs

with the big ass shields and stuff

[worthy hearth]

got a guy with a sword in his head and he is charging full force at me

max durability peasants dont mess around

he keeps dinking the sword swinging at me

[tiny path]

hes on that perc

[brazen crest]

i do the opposite, i have minimum damage on npcs and max on the player

[fierce solar]

id do so much naughty stuff for the CEO if he/she/it/they/them/xe/xer/etc gave us the ability to DISABLE AUTO PARRY ASSIST

its [insert negative adjective here] when im spending all this time on learning stances/etc for "proper" swordplay and when willie 2h AI fuck face comes in with an overhead I could read a mile away and im already in the right stance? My character intentionally drops his guard and I eat shit for it

[fierce solar]

nah, got way too much time in video games to be handicapping myself like that
far more fun (for me) to keep outgoing player damage to a minimum, use estoc, and give him as many paper cuts as possible

if im 1 shotting willie? i suck
if im constantly cutting off the limb at the main appendage? i suck
if im using slow mo? i suck
if im face rolling my mouse? i suck

[livid steeple]

I just find it fun

[livid steeple]

I like to throw a body shot

And when they lower their hands

I hit their arm to break it

[fierce solar]

go play mordhau/chiv 2
pick up a maul
aim 4head

thats the only way I can validate aping in funny sword games

join a 1v1 server
interrupt the 1v1s
run around and ape

[livid steeple]

1v1 server

Are we both talking about half sword?

[fierce solar]

nah, read up slightly - was saying that if im gonna play like you/that, i'd rather be in chiv/mordhau against live players

[livid steeple]

Oh

[fierce solar]

aping against AI kind of disheartening for me

[livid steeple]

It’s cause I’ve never heard of those games

[fierce solar]

ah, well, they're mostly dead/being held up by a die hard community so if you decide to play them, you have a huge learning curve against you

chiv 2 the more popular/populated/ez version

[lapis marsh]

Chiv 2 is pretty fun honestly

[cerulean magnet]

can someone help me

[quiet ferry]

playing half sword with trackpad is a horrible fate

it will destroy your fingers

it will make you want to push in toddler's skulls

[proud matrix]

Is it possible to fight with different rank of enemy in free mode?

[quiet ferry]

theres a glitch

[proud matrix]

[quiet ferry]

where if you just leave half sword

and go back in

it will display the character you were already playing in free mode

and it makes it so that you just fight beggars

[shell bronze]

yes

[proud matrix]

Ok tysm

[shell bronze]

loadout selector

[quiet ferry]

or like

download a mod

[shell bronze]

use loadout selector mod

that's how i fight polearms and armored people with my commoner

[quiet ferry]

or like oil up your fingers or something

[shell bronze]

at that point why even play any game

[proud matrix]

Oh and i just have cool pic

In my opinion

But uhm

I cant show in this channel

[quiet ferry]

or someone planted a thorn in my finger

[proud matrix]

Ok i already posted it in photography

I hope someone gives me a star

[lapis marsh]

Ive actually been trying to fight with a poleaxe without any armor lately. It’s pretty fun honestly

[proud matrix]

What the the most op weapon yall thing

I think that spike stick

[lapis marsh]

Useless against armor and anyone who knows how to deflect it

My money is on the poleaxe

[fierce solar]

Depends on the tier of your opponent and the skill of the user. Any hammer really eventually wins out over time.

[proud matrix]

Lemme record a vid

@lapis marsh

try look in game footage

i turn dmg to npc to least

struggle a bit but still won

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[proud matrix]

so uhm what?

[fierce solar]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-ha-simpsons-point-and-laugh-laugh-at-hahaha-gif-18352565

[proud matrix]

oh so u though i gonna make a link that gonna be a virus?

[fierce solar]

nah

[lapis marsh]

No I just can’t open it

[fierce solar]

just a meme that transcends servers

[proud matrix]

oh uhm ok

[fierce solar]

any time someone posts a link and it doesnt do the hyper thumbnail/embed, you just laugh at them

[proud matrix]

can some one tell me how to send a vid?

[lapis marsh]

It’s not an mp4 file so discord crashes out

Probably

[proud matrix]

oh dayum

So how???

i make with obs

[lapis marsh]

Idk

[fierce solar]

convert it/use a different codec/have obs save in a diff format

[lapis marsh]

Just search mpk to mp4 converter online

None of them give you viruses they just have shit ads

[proud matrix]

is mov the same thing as mpk

cuz i search and only find a mov

[lapis marsh]

I have no idea lmao

All this shit is incomprehensible to me

Only thing I know is how to say GIF properly

[proud matrix]

finally

@lapis marsh

it worked

[fierce solar]

https://tenor.com/view/jif-vs-gif-peanut-butter-gif-pronounciation-gif-17647969

[lapis marsh]

That is definitely dedication

It honestly looks like you just used blunt force trauma to get the enemy

Rather than the actual spikey sticks

[fierce solar]

another way to say: "any hammer"

[lapis marsh]

Tho I will say the ai low-key just stood there and got bamboozled

[lapis marsh]

Poleaxes superior to hammers

[fierce solar]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

• grabs your pole 😉
• proceeds to bludgeon with hammer

[lapis marsh]

You would not grab my pole

It would be impacting your head at 30 mph

[fierce solar]

id definitely grab it, and twist

[lapis marsh]

“I’d just grab it” mfs when I have a whole ass fist I can still hit them with

[fierce solar]

oh no, not the fist

[proud matrix]

Ig it do a good job prob the big hit box on the spike

But pole axe lemme try rq

Cuz i never use that before

[dense vortex]

am i the one who gets really pressed abt the last challenge bc someone can BARELY touch you with a sword and suddenly you dont have a hand/leg anymore????

[proud matrix]

Oh it actually good

[lapis marsh]

Poleaxe has way more impact than the spikey stick

[proud matrix]

I can land 1 hit

[lapis marsh]

ONE OF US ONE OF US

JOIN THE POLEAXE CULT

[proud matrix]

And btw dont forgot

[fierce solar]

implying you dont make mistakes tho and that this is somehow an unwinnable conversation in the land of theory craft

why i dont bother to talk about anything half the time

so very hard to read a poleaxe windup xD

[proud matrix]

I turned npc dmg taken to least

it is even harder to take them down

[lapis marsh]

Halfsword grip has zero windup

[proud matrix]

So yeah pole axe does the job

[fierce solar]

and terrible reach/range/effectiveness
this though has turned into a pvp conversation in a pve game

not worth discussing beyond this point

[dense vortex]

ive never used pole axe i think

[lapis marsh]

You lucky this game ain’t got multiplayer bitch I’d be running ones

[fierce solar]

10k hours in chiv and mordhau, im very scared

[lapis marsh]

Nah it actually still has good impact and range even as half sword

[lapis marsh]

Those skills don’t transfer at all lmao

[fierce solar]

spoken like someone who doesnt know what they're talking about

[lapis marsh]

I literally play chiv 2 what are you talking about

[fierce solar]

youre gonna tell me your ability to read didnt come with you?

also

chiv 2 is baby mode for scrubs

[lapis marsh]

Chiv 2 doesn’t need reading ability silly

[fierce solar]

They focused more on cinematic bs and a 180 from "harder" combat

[lapis marsh]

Ok and

[fierce solar]

point invalid because bad basis

[lapis marsh]

Fym point invalid

Chiv 2 and mordhau are entirely different genres to halfsword

[proud matrix]

Agree

[jolly gorge]

Heh

[proud matrix]

Half swords are a physic based

[jolly gorge]

I suck at da game

[lapis marsh]

10k hours in either of those don’t mean shit in half sword

[jolly gorge]

I only reached the one after commoner

[proud matrix]

Chiv 2 still gives u some skill though

[lapis marsh]

Reaction times, I guess

[fierce solar]

Not the point and you making it that is another nail in the coffin as to why this conversation is pointless
i'm sorry your ability to read swings didn't transfer from chiv 2, i'm sorry you think your state of etc transfers to me

my skills from those games transfered

[lapis marsh]

You right. A little transfer of skill

[proud matrix]

Yeah and how to parry the direction

[lapis marsh]

I did literally just realise that

What the fuck were we even talking about in the first place

Something something poleaxe better probably

[fierce solar]

the original topic was "which weapon is best" and while thats a fruitless conversation that changes in each situation...

i still entertain the insanity of it just cuz

[lapis marsh]

“Which weapon is best” it’s clearly the sickle

No contest

Dap me up 🤝

[fierce solar]

I thought it was the rubber shlong in vice city police department

[proud matrix]

What the max price of half sword that u still gonna buy it when it full release

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-my-honest-reaction-damn-skull-skeleton-gif-15885937969029652188

[lapis marsh]

I would buy it if it was 40

[fierce solar]

Depends when they release it and what it looks like when they do. If it looks anything like this? I'd pay 10$ for it easily. Most I'd pay is 20$

If they sharpen it up/focus on optimize/etc, I'll gladly pay more.

[lapis marsh]

They have said this isn’t even 10% of the content planned for the full game

And there are people with hundreds of hours in the demo already

Including myself

[proud matrix]

I'll pay 50 but if it is released if it has only minor upd from beta at best il give 15

[fierce solar]

Well I hope they do their version numbering a bit better because if that's true, we're on .5 and only 10% of the way there (barely)

[lapis marsh]

Decimal update values are rarely accurate like that lmao

They’re just version indicators not actual percentage indicators

[proud matrix]

I hope some one makes a gun mod

[lapis marsh]

Peak

[fierce solar]

you and all the others asking for crossbows

[proud matrix]

I have a glock in my wagon

[fierce solar]

https://tenor.com/view/ew-brotha-eww-meme-eww-eww-gif-gif-1452572770363109714

[proud matrix]

17shot no38

[fierce solar]

could you imagine willie's wrists if guns get added?

your wrists would be broken and you'd be getting smacked on the floor instantly

[proud matrix]

People will know a lot more what alt button does

[fierce solar]

"it just keeps dropping the mag idk why"

[proud matrix]

Because we can prob aim with the alt button that og it for stab

[fierce solar]

nah, alt button just turns it sideways

[proud matrix]

I hear irl cross bow can pierce through modern armor vest

Because it made for different purpose

[torn steeple]

yeh

[fierce solar]

T6 plates tho?

or just shitty ass soft kevlar for .21<

[proud matrix]

That prob more than enough

[short pagoda]

i killed my third baron

yeppiee

tho i forgot to take a pic 😭

[proud matrix]

But it cant pierce through stab vest

[fierce solar]

show video of you doing pushups over his butt

[proud matrix]

So stab vest and medieval armor have the same purpose

[short pagoda]

i forgot to take the pic of the third baron kill but ill show you other 2

[proud matrix]

How do i get lvl 3 like u guy🤨

[short pagoda]

chat.

[fierce solar]

every message you send is exp

[proud matrix]

Like how lot?

[fierce solar]

youll get a message when you level up

[short pagoda]

yh

[fierce solar]

but they have the requirements set sort of high here

[short pagoda]

also you get image perms at lvl 2

alr cya chat ill grind ranks to kill baron for the fourth time

[fierce solar]

🖖

[short pagoda]

i wanna be the one with the most baron kills

[proud matrix]

What is your half sword play time

Mine is 27.2

[short pagoda]

ehh

100

100 hour

i think

alr cya gng

[proud matrix]

Gudnight

[lapis marsh]

Combined playtest and demo is over 100

[fierce solar]

36 hours
all in estoc commoner 1v1s

and still mad as fuck that i cant disable auto parry assist

[proud matrix]

Yall are veterans

I just realise yesterday alt have a purpose lol

At first i felt why pitchfork was so horrible but people still like them

So i know the reason yesterday

[lapis marsh]

Yeah lmao

[fierce solar]

when most people say alt, they mean mordhau
but my brain gets stuck on "alt grip" like pressing X to swap the lead hand
not pressing RMB to mordhau the weapon

[lapis marsh]

Alt is more like a stabby grip

And rmb is halfswording, not mordhau

[fierce solar]

ik what it is lolol

halfsword is mordhau

thats the literal definition

[lapis marsh]

Not quite

Mordhau is both hands on the blade, whack enemy with hilt

[short pagoda]

this slice in the head was actually from a little knife, understand the power of that knife?

[lapis marsh]

Half swording is just having one on the blade to assist control

[void dust]

why

[fierce solar]

historical texts show both as a reality
please stop trying to gate keep me with bad knowledge

[fierce solar]

because willie has soft bones

[void dust]

oh

[lapis marsh]

I have decided I do not have the energy to continue arguing

[short pagoda]

i wish there would be a gun mod

so i can shoot willies

[lapis marsh]

Shoot your load all over the Willie

[short pagoda]

that looked a lil sus but ok

[lapis marsh]

Have you seen any of the jokes people make about the name here lmao

[short pagoda]

my name or yours?

[lapis marsh]

Willie

[short pagoda]

i think yh

some guy didnt know the mans name is willie

and said "who said that?"

[lapis marsh]

One of the dev blogs is literally titled ‘play with your Willie’ so it’s not like the devs don’t know lmao

[fierce solar]

which is a joke in and of itself
look at #🧠rot
but the AI is predicated on dick jokes

this level of brain rot is okay but not this one

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[proud matrix]

Did it have rules in this discord group?

I wanna read it

[fierce solar]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043855693079388180

[proud matrix]

Ty

Ok so I accidentally stab willy on his personal part and i see he has no wieners so willy have no wieners

[fierce solar]

I took spectate camera and put myself on his upper right thigh on the inside of his pants and aimed the camera at his pelvis

This is where his junk would be

[proud matrix]

We only see a lump of his cancer

[fierce solar]

thats actually just another Willie
they respawn when you're not looking and take less than an hour to fully mature into adult willie

[proud matrix]

Oh i just see in #photography📷 im abuse the rules

How do i close ui in gallery

[fierce solar]

You dont take a screenshot of the photo from within the game's gallery
You would open the screenshot folder and copy/paste it from there
Find the file once, then make a shortcut of it on your desktop somewhere

[tight isle]

probably the most clear ive seen myself get stabbed in the face

[short pagoda]

bro got free headless, thank willie 2!

[proud matrix]

Did yall met the same problem as me? When i try to fight a baron it always shows a fatal error message

[short pagoda]

thats not only for baron

its a bug it will be fixed soon

i got it too

[proud matrix]

I want the ability to send pics in this channel😭

[short pagoda]

the only way to fix it while waiting the bug to be patched is to use gentle modee

[proud matrix]

Gentle mode?

Oh u mean like gore?

[short pagoda]

yh

no gore or blood

[proud matrix]

👌

[short pagoda]

maybe a inch of blood can be fine

but

thats how to fix it

[proud matrix]

But it is still fine in free mode

[short pagoda]

till it gets patched

[proud matrix]

I can still play for hours and no problem

Oh i just noticed i lvl to 1

Yippee

[short pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smiling-cat-grey-cat-cute-cat-gif-2949633679466643461

[lapis marsh]

Bro is at peace

[short pagoda]

not at peace, at cats heaven

hes at heaven in sleep

[proud matrix]

3 am rn

What yall region?

[lapis marsh]

7 pm

[short pagoda]

12:47 for me

gmt+3

[proud matrix]

Im in california

[short pagoda]

im in turkey

[tight isle]

west coast best coast

[fading niche]

I'm in Norway

[short pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-astolfo-astolfo-gif-22943367

[proud matrix]

Im from thailand actually

But live in usa

[short pagoda]

i live at where i born.. TURKEY!

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-türk-homelander-türk-milliyetçisi-türk-kahraman-yurtsever-gif-15085610499242363624

[proud matrix]

Im from lady boy country

https://tenor.com/view/ladyboy-lady-boy-thailand-thai-gif-10789193567627073542

[short pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/ladyboy-lady-boy-thailand-thai-gif-10789193567627073542

you tried to sent this?

[fading niche]

one of the few countries ive been to i like it

[proud matrix]

Yeah 🥲

[short pagoda]

plancon (slurs)

gng

whats the beest soldier sword

[proud matrix]

Have a good lunch

[short pagoda]

have a good lunch is the best sword?

[proud matrix]

Huh?

[fading niche]

RIP i just stabbed great beggar willie in the dingaling

[proud matrix]

Didnt u are on afternoon rn?

So some in beyond? sand box and some one play helldivers here?

Back

Yo dont leave me stranding

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-plankton-meme-gif-15640350090336605258

[fading niche]

ye im in beyond sandbox, havent played helldivers tho

[proud matrix]

Vro what happen to my gif

[fading niche]

im guessing no image perms

[proud matrix]

Oh ye that prob the reason

I mean @fierce solar play didnt u?

Helldivers

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[proud matrix]

Bro back from the grave😭

I thought u were gone

[lapis marsh]

I sensed a disturbance in the force

[proud matrix]

Did yall play roblox? Before

[lapis marsh]

Before the incident? Yes

[proud matrix]

The person that has a mac book will definitely play it

Cuz there not have anything else

[proud matrix]

What incident u mean?

[lapis marsh]

t h e I n c I d e n t

Many perished

[proud matrix]

Tell me the 'STORY'

My lord

[short pagoda]

got to veteran in 20 minutes

ggs

[lapis marsh]

The story is “I’m doing a bit, the end”

[fading niche]

beggar carnage london simulator

[proud matrix]

I wonder if Willie will have hair in the future

[lapis marsh]

Nuh uh

Bald

[proud matrix]

Or it will still be shiny like his lump of cancer

Cuz i see the in the game poster

It does have npc that have hair

[short pagoda]

i think it will depend on you if you want hair

or it will be random

[proud matrix]

What @halcyon wasp try to do?

[short pagoda]

like one will have hair one will be bald

ig

[proud matrix]

He just sends jpg every channel

@short pagoda

[short pagoda]

what

[proud matrix]

What thing u like to do the most in half sword

[short pagoda]

torture willies in a way i use

[proud matrix]

I like to do a weapon throw and stab willie and leave the weapon inside his wound when he tries to chase me

[fierce solar]

nah im not much for games with guns in them
not necessarily an engaging experience for me

[short pagoda]

want to see how i make a willie suffer then

[short pagoda]

same almost all games with gun are same, same weapons, same shooting, useless things

[proud matrix]

Show me🤠

[tawny anvil]

Update when?

[fierce solar]

all of that
and im getting older
and the drugs + sleep dep is catchiing up with me

[proud matrix]

I play fps because mainly gore

What yall pc spec u have?

[short pagoda]

So when you get a willie standing grab his head, land two heavy punchs on his head, thn make him bite and hit the fences and then throw the willie on the ground and get something that can cut through and chop willies hands off and then grab his head and shake his head while kicking, then land two slices and punch him till he covers in blood

[fierce solar]

then call up his mother
invite her on a date
be aggressive
get her hooked
never call her back

[proud matrix]

Is that a serial killer tactic?

[short pagoda]

ehh ig

[fierce solar]

then you realize this is the 1400s
phones werent invented yet

[proud matrix]

Gimme a footage

[short pagoda]

im not playing hs rn tho

[proud matrix]

Oh ok then

[fierce solar]

thats code for "he doesnt have the footage"

https://tenor.com/view/grinch-smiling-evil-smile-smirk-tehehe-gif-7050791481493163989

[proud matrix]

I try to do spin jitsu and i realise it hurt my irl arm

I need to make willie close to the wall so he can't step back when i try to hit him with spin jitsu

But when I hit willy it's fun to see willy grab his left leg and scream of pain because he has no knee anymores

[cerulean magnet]

someone wanna watch me try to beat the challenge or how u call it

[wooden socket]

has anyone beat the abyss with the whole no pain + inf consciousness stuff yet

[shy slate]

think there was a wip image or video featuring willie with hair a long time ago
might be remembering wrong though

[wary cloud]

Ong that UE 5 error slowly gets annoying

[summer pollen]

why has no one ever thought to put a mace head on a polearm

[pearl ferry]

boagrius!!!

[wheat gust]

is there a way to discombobulate people in hs

[young saffron]

um... I turned his mouth into a pocket dimension

[pearl ferry]

blunt object to head

[wheat gust]

no like

https://tenor.com/view/discombobulate-sherlock-sherlock-holmes-gif-14388058

[dapper trail]

love that scene

[wheat gust]

grab punching (punching someone but pressing one of the grab keys on contact) is fun

[rigid stirrup]

the two handed battleaxe is ridiculous lol

i just cut straight through this guys helmet

and split his skull

[wheat gust]

especially because you get to practically claw people apart

gave htis guy a scar by grab punching him (kinda hard to see)

[dense escarp]

why are legs so weak in this version? holding anything heavy just makes my legs buckle

[wheat gust]

grabbed him so hard his neck broke

"I Will burn this planet down, if i spend another MINUTE living among these animals."
"blood gurgling"

[jolly gorge]

when she half on ur willie till you sword

[silk aspen]

when full game release??

[cunning aspen]

This is a victory, I think

[dapper trail]

#faq

[cunning aspen]

Why is the pitchfork so fun

[dense trail]

ohhhhh

hi, such a question, does anyone know in what direction the game will move ?
I'm wondering if it will be a rage game like getting over lt or similar, or if it will be more like chivalry.
who should I ask how to contact them?
I really want it to be a small open world where you can participate in wars for cities, and if you die, you only have one life.
I've read that there won't be any multiplayer on release, which makes sense. but I would like to know in which direction the project is going

[dire moon]

This game just needs a story mode

[solemn holly]

the devs list escape from tarkov, tabs, gang beasts, exanima, chivalry, and mordhau as their inspiration for what the game will ultimately be

from what they devs are making and what we've been able to play, the "final" game will most likely play similar to we who are about to die

[dire moon]

This sounds perfect. I was hoping the same

It would be very nice to see u start as a peasant

You would become part of a revolt and so on so forth sort of kingdom come deliverance

[dense trail]

This option sounds cool!

[dense trail]

yes. I enjoyed going from the bottom to the top. but also, the developers have plans for the abyss. it's like a dress code that can be scary and makes you look for things around

[near hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202897723737767996/1389978228688421017/speechmemified_pasteimage_11.gif

HEY

NOOO

[cinder stone]

open worlds are so laaame now

plus it's a fighting game, it doesn't need an open world

[dapper trail]

kcd2

[cinder stone]

those are three letters and a number, yes

[dapper trail]

kingdom come deliverance II

open world fighting game

[cinder stone]

well there, there's one

no need for another

[dapper trail]

2025

you can say that about everything

[unkempt furnace]

whats the best weapon i should use for the baron

[soft osprey]

Food

[unkempt furnace]

[worn heron]

https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/s/6cL9J4oFZI

This is so fucking peak

[cinder stone]

breathing, also

[wind charm]

Arcane OST is the forbidden preworkout

[dire moon]

I think an open world would be perfect for a game like this
You'd start out in a little village, being harassed by the nobles and such, uprise in a revolt, become the leader, travel from your little village and attack the castle.

William Wallace style

It would be epic
Willie Wallace

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b66cx5dLtVo

[waxen lance]

I wonder if someone's made a half sword willie vrchat avatar

ah no

[dire moon]

Did u do this? That's awesome

My dog is named moo btw.
Moo dog

[wind charm]

That's actually pretty cool ngl

[dire moon]

This was really cool to see. Reminded me of Skyrim almost. It would be sort of cool to have it like Skyrim as well with a bunch of different paths to take

[dusk adder]

m00, just out of curiosity, how many hours do you have on half sword altogether?

[dire moon]

That's moo in the picture for my profile

[wind charm]

600 I think

[wind charm]

I don't have cool sunnies tho :(

[dire moon]

He needed them after an incident with his eye.

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/standing-kitty-cutiepie-gif-6698252999604200247

Sorry to hear that

[dire moon]

It's ok. He got fixed up. Required surgery tho. Scary time.
I'll spare the details but we were out on a trail and he walked into a low hanging tree branch.

Another fun idea for this game would be a sort of spin off from mortal Kombat deception, where you can challenge different opponents and even learn different styles from the towns u go to

Sort of one town using longsword and the techniques with it, some using ax, so on so forth in a sort of faction way

Start out fighting willies at the bar and then move to the woodsman faction of lumberjacks, fight them, practice dummy could be a tree, as you move up in factions and they have more money your dummy and gear would increase

[wind charm]

I think his glasses are awesome

I don't have any knowledge of what the game will look like in the future, but I do have this.

[dire moon]

It even has the potential for a money system and being able to buy houses
U maybe only able to carry so many weapons into each town and travel on the road can be dangerous, (robbers and such)
Buy a house to store armor and gear and such

[dire moon]

Can u stab yourself with that hip punch move

[autumn bough]

i love that sm

[waxen lance]

m00 check this finisher

[dire moon]

Thank u. If I knew how I would make a game

[last harbor]

... why it does not work for me

[shell bronze]

you're blessed

keep enjoying your freeform movement

[last harbor]

Commoner tier is the hardest one, which is funny

[shell bronze]

commoner is the funnest

[last harbor]

eh

i think game shines with precise angles needed for some armor

stuff like this

[shell bronze]

yeah it's got a certain charm to it

but they all end up just dying the same

it's either i want an easy out and just bash their head with my sword like militus

[last harbor]

how the hell you defend

[shell bronze]

or it's just easier commoner longsword because i have armor too and it stops mattering

[last harbor]

irl i have very defensive fencing style

[shell bronze]

allows me to tank hits

[last harbor]

So it annoys me that i cannot do reliable ripostes here

[shell bronze]

it's just the nature of controlling someone's arms with a mouse

i'm a lot more offensive when i practice kendo irl but in this game playing defensive/controlling distance is more reliable

[waxen lance]

I'm gonna eat that cabinet mcwonder

[pallid verge]

please show me the gore

[deep shale]

all of them. #announcements

[velvet forum]

the Cabinet is clearly becoming a weapon

[near grotto]

They're trolling us damnit

[agile path]

I can't believe they're adding cabinets omg

[tough ledge]

Did they announce what the results were for that poll they had a few weeks ago

[near grotto]

We get tired of shields and armor so they give us a cabinet

[shell bronze]

cabinet is crazy

[balmy sand]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KFC1ZSIRPUE?feature=share

when we getting this

[west comet]

i wonder if the furniture means there will be interiors involved in future gameplay or this is another prop for the abyss

[eternal rose]

i only just realised that there's a survey

[shell bronze]

they really don't want to show us any new weapons

[near grotto]

If there's destructible environments this game is NOT running

[eternal rose]

anyway i am NOT paying more than 15 dollars for this game im sorry

[safe marlin]

😂😂😂

[noble burrow]

Is gonna

[near grotto]

How come

[ancient linden]

Cabinet is going to be a part of their animal crossing style game mode. Willie's Island

[shell bronze]

if we can't do destructible willies properly rn i don't think we'll be doing destructible environments any time soon

[eternal rose]

1. im broke
2. even if it has much more content its still half sword

[tough ledge]

A raid mode with offence and defences would be cool. But that’s basically Chivalry 2 but stuck in 3rd person

[noble burrow]

SteamTool

🗿

[shell bronze]

first reason is all i need to hear

[eternal rose]

💀

[short pagoda]

is that cabinet execution

[safe marlin]

I don’t think you needed a second point 😂

[shell bronze]

i'd pay 30-40 for this bad boy but i'm expecting 20

[tough ledge]

Damn is $15 going to set you back that badly?!?

[little verge]

You may get a splinter or two.

[tender quest]

"is still half sword" what does that mean?

[west comet]

add trebuchet and make buildings destructible!!!!!

[tough ledge]

You’re buying the next cod I don’t wanna hear it

[eternal rose]

what riches does to a mf

[shell bronze]

i make 15 dollars in like 20 minutes it's fine

[true zealot]

we best be able to grab the cabinet doors and slam people's head between them

[pallid verge]

😄

[ancient linden]

I've never played a demo anywhere close to as long as I've played this game (play test as well) I feel obligated to pay them at this point

[little verge]

Nope. It's an open poll no close date.

[safe marlin]

Also it’s about the genuine effort into this game

[little verge]

You have to give the people what they want!

[noble burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/don-pollo-angry-mad-very-angry-flaming-hot-gif-12935328719157690696

[west comet]

may thy harvest fail and thine plagues be plenty

[safe marlin]

Most companies charge $80 for garbage products now adays, I could pay $60 for this game with the replay-ability and enjoyment I get from it

[ancient linden]

It's all fun and games till you get into Spoilance and all you got is stools and cabinets

[whole lily]

i think the cabinet will... release when like... the next fucking update comes out... the evironment thats like... the next fucking update

[tough ledge]

They need a Battle Royal mode lol jk

[eternal rose]

would you mind giving me your credit card i promise i wont run away with it

[whole lily]

carnage:

[silent flax]

I hope you can smash willie's head with cabinet

[shell bronze]

sure

the one with a 9k limit that i lowkey don't ever use

[little verge]

Full interiors coming. You will be able to paint the walls.

[shell bronze]

thy unwarranted hatred will result in heaping coals upon thy head

[short pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/person-below-me-gets-chocolate-cake-person-below-me-gets-chocolate-cake-gif-5547626451795509463

[tender quest]

yay

cake

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/rainn-wilson-shh-secret-prank-gif-17131726

[ancient linden]

Real

[noble burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/amogus-among-us-flag-gif-21468831

[whole lily]

april fools update where willies have willies but they look like willy

[short pagoda]

ANOTHER CAKE

https://tenor.com/view/person-below-me-gets-chocolate-cake-person-below-me-gets-chocolate-cake-gif-5547626451795509463

[soft osprey]

Willie dating sim when

[silent flax]

will demo get update or is this all for early access?

[west comet]

I thank thee, friend most fair, and may Fortune smile upon thee as the moon upon calm waters.

[tender quest]

Domain Expansion : Realm of Wilhelm

[ancient linden]

"Crossing swords and Crossing hearts: A Willie's Conundrum"

[whole lily]

the humble commoner willy with a thrusting sword watching as i completely bail my weapon and hit him with a spinning heel kick

[little verge]

lol Some people are still just finding it.

[shell bronze]

when the thrusting sword somehow removes your leg

[noble burrow]

Honestly I not gonna buy the game btw

[deep shale]

external bone

[short pagoda]

ANOTHER CAKE THIS IS LAST ONE

https://tenor.com/view/person-below-me-gets-chocolate-cake-person-below-me-gets-chocolate-cake-gif-5547626451795509463

[little verge]

There are no current plans to update the demo. All future content is reserved for Early Access and beyond.

[whole lily]

i hate when ts happens so much ill get grazed slightly by a bearded hatchet and my whole leg comes off from 1 newton of force

[silent flax]

sad news but thank you for answer

[short pagoda]

hey do you guarantee that the game will be above than 15 dollars when its full released?

[shell bronze]

the joys of physics jank

[whole lily]

insert the FNAF:PS william afton burning alive audio here

[noble burrow]

For a kickstarter should be great

[wind charm]

@little verge

[shell bronze]

me when 60%+ of the server's population is about to be BRUTALLY filtered by the entry price

[little verge]

Wow Froid I expected this from so many people but not you. The disappointment is crippling.

[whole lily]

kickstarter for access to the unpolish buggy as shit dev builds

[soft osprey]

You’re killing it with these ai willies

[noble burrow]

I will pirate it instead 🤑

[little verge]

You are welcome.

[shell bronze]

(i get to deal with less vultures and ragebaiting across the board)

[safe marlin]

Broke behavior 😭 get your bag up

[shell bronze]

make the game 30 dollars this instant