halfsword-chat-⚔

[serene tulip]

Here's a cut I got a Willie because he was getting wayyyy too aggressive on me

[austere salmon]

never been a fan of fully armored combat, try this on for size

jabbed em right in the throat with that sharp crossguard

[serene tulip]

Knight tier has drawn my interest more and more since I've kind of mastered Veteran tier and I'm quite decent at Commoner.

It's just different, more about brawling and knowing how to manipulate your entire bopdy like a lever in heavy plate armor

[austere salmon]

this is fair, i prefer the faster, more chaotic combat of soldier tier

[austere salmon]

lof, whats your take on this

[dire moon]

There is a bit more to the armored combat. For a while when I first started I liked it then got better at aiming and didn't like it again

[formal chasm]

stabbing needs a rework

[formal chasm]

swords work fine up until the highest tier

[dire moon]

Hilariously brutal, y'all exchanged some gruseom hits

[austere salmon]

this is my favorite way to end a duel btw

[formal chasm]

the gaps just become so small youre basically just fighting on hopes and dreams

[austere salmon]

he got me in the arm a little, but i ripped part of his fucken throat out with this large, shark crossguard

[dire moon]

That was intense for sure. My favorite fights on here are the ones where ppl use techniques and bring them to life thru the game

[austere salmon]

ive got a few good zwerchaus, not on camera sadly

[dire moon]

I don't know the polearms technique names but I like the halfswkrd and then use both ends to hit

[formal chasm]

wait wrong vid

[austere salmon]

zwerchau is a longsword technique

[dire moon]

Those were chained together well@formal chasm

[formal chasm]

kinda but this vid i just recorded because the guy was bleeding from blunt strikes

like every blunt strike was causing bleeding for some reason

[dire moon]

That's strange af

Funny but weird

[formal chasm]

i meant to send this one

[austere salmon]

i mostly end fights with brutal flenses, instead of grand moves

or decietful false parries

im sorry, but did i just highlander him

[formal chasm]

grab a thinner sword bro

thin and long = better speed

then you can do hema stuff easier

[austere salmon]

make me

[fierce solar]

estoc by far my fav weapon ngl

[formal chasm]

too bad you cant aim thrusts in this game

[fierce solar]

im actually practicing with it rn trying to make an infinite swing by doing a tight circle on the x and y intercept of the two overhead plane intersections

[formal chasm]

indeed

[minor oasis]

wait you can play with a controller?

[fierce solar]

no but you can slowly move the weapon around and watch how it behaves as it goes from plane to plane

[austere salmon]

bigger and heavier = bone breaking and guard piercing

[minor oasis]

oh i see i see

[fierce solar]

the weapons in this game have weird rules
the faster you go, sometimes certain maneuvers becomes unavailable
the slower you go, the more often you can switch to defensive stances
so if you hover on that axis while twirling the blade, willie can basically spin the blade forever

[formal chasm]

you sir are wasting the potential of le glorious longsword

[austere salmon]

yeah alright baguette boi, talk when you got a dark souls kill

[fierce solar]

estoc is even more preferable because it means less chance of 1 tap
more cuts = more enjoyment

[austere salmon]

greatsword is better, more brutal kills

you cant wrap an estoc around someone's neck and snap it, or break their leg and kick their head

[fierce solar]

no, but then the fun is over faster
i like to take my time

[austere salmon]

kill, maim, burn, smite the unclean

[fierce solar]

also, the other part of it is - the more "good" hits i can get in without willie wanting to give up, i count as skill expression

that means no flat siding etc etc

disabling hits are also sometimes -points because if willie cant fight back then its stat padding

[austere salmon]

he could fight back when he got his knee snapped off, his fault for not hitting me first

[fierce solar]

im sure he feels the same way, somehow

[austere salmon]

this guy doesnt feel a whole hell of a lot right now

[fierce solar]

makes you wonder what it'd be like to suffer the guillotine
if it was a clean cut, what was that last bit of life like?

[formal chasm]

garden sprinkler POV

[fierce solar]

mushrooms and stomach down on the floor

dear diary: loadout selector

[crisp elbow]

when are guns getted added to the game? like imagine the sword just isnt "cutting" it so you pull out a desert eagle and go ham

[hollow hedge]

How to stab enemy exactly?

[restive kelp]

how do i get the playtest version ? instead of demo on steam

[mint wadi]

I very much enjoy the great sword.

[mint wadi]

you can no longer get the playtest, only the updated demo with more content than the playtest.

[restive kelp]

Sounds good thank u !

[waxen lance]

@wind charm, @gleaming ridge said you're a bingus 🙏

[dire moon]

Home

[shell bronze]

i'm crine bruh why does this game crash at the most random moments

[jolly gorge]

learned today: V can put you in and out of first person

[naive holly]

Mfw I accidentally delete a whole folder out of my pooled_saves for ovrdth

[shell bronze]

what's with ai willie and doing a feigned left strike into a stab
it always ends the exact same way

[north wigeon]

How do you record?

[shell bronze]

steam clip saver

[pearl zinc]

bought a peasant axe to a commoner fight

the average smile

[terse tundra]

Good night everyone. I’m going to bed. Sweet dreams. Hope you had a great day💤

[stable roost]

Do not question my ways

[lethal crag]

i managed to get 500 wins in a row in fist fighting

if speedrun.com page verifiers approve, i'll be #3 on the leaderboard

cool

[runic karma]

Perfect victory

[runic karma]

nice

thats cool

I wish I was that skilled at fist fighting

REF HE WOUNDED ME WITH CONQUERORS

[lethal crag]

thank you!

[lethal crag]

ah you just gotta learn the techniques for quick K.O’s

[runic karma]

I prefer to snap limbs

especially with the oponnents own weapon

like this

[lethal crag]

i mean i can do that with kicks sometimes but with no weapons it’s usually best for me to sock em in the head

[runic karma]

never touched his leg before that

[lethal crag]

nice

[runic karma]

I dont like dealing direct damage, i like playing like im in jiujitsu

manuver the joints so they snap

[lethal crag]

maybe something i can try sometime

[runic karma]

with the right movment its easy to snap an arm or leg

in this game

disarming is also fun

[mighty dagger]

when does game fully release

[lethal crag]

Q4 of this year

[rocky storm]

has anyone complained about how absolutely unfair the afterlife crap is

[real shell]

Add a slider for screaming intensity and another for how long it takes them to die of their wounds OwO

[real shell]

The way that you parry is beautiful. What am I doing wrong?

[naive holly]

How exactly do you mean

[real shell]

I was thinking the same thing. I find it pretty easy most of the time

[shell bronze]

thank you
it takes a lot of getting used to the way weapons swing (and how parrying is more predominantly weapon placement/blocking rather than swinging your weapon in response)

and some parries you just can't/shouldn't go for

especially the leg swipes

[rocky storm]

sorry i was just frusterated i lost a top tier to the after life. but everytime in the high ranks im fighting off three guys while im wearing a tunic and weilding a candle pole, its like last stand but im the giy with no armour fighting giants

[naive holly]

I think it can be a little too fast paced to get kitted up by the time you get to plate armor guys, but that's about it

[short pagoda]

they should fix the crash bug right now tbh its too major and a game breaking bug which needs fast fixing

[real shell]

Interesting. So then it's a little more like hellish quart? I always feel like I have to intercept the weapon

[naive holly]

All good I was genuinely asking

[shell bronze]

yeah it's not like parrying in other games where it's reactive and you have to treat it like a quick time event

[real shell]

Oh my god. I just witnessed the most horrible thing ever. I just watched my young female rabbit humping my older neutered male rabbit. Don't get rabbits, kids...

[rocky storm]

i just feel there is no chance of winning, the odds are so far stacked over me

[short pagoda]

thats why cats are better (shh shh i definitely dont get my room raided by 3 cats)

[short pagoda]

you mean abyss?

or punishment

[rocky storm]

and it feels bad getting that far and getting dogged on in the after life

[shell bronze]

you can see me fishing/waiting for ai willie to do his low swipe before i go in for the parry against his high strike instead @real shell

[rocky storm]

maybe? wherever you spawn after you die in combat

[shell bronze]

and the moment he charged at me it was pretty much done deal

[real shell]

I love my cats so much. All boys, all fixed. Girl cats in heat aren't great either tbh. At least the rabbits are quiet

[short pagoda]

so if youre a peasant and higher you go to abyss as punishment and a chance to get your rank back, you should find a pitch fork and if the place you spawn does not has that, then grab the candle pole till you find it while also wearing the clothes you find, remember always turn around and look everywhere to ensure youre not getting ambushed, but if you dont want that punishment, just try to tryhard

[short pagoda]

i neutered my two cats (two female one male) which one was the male and the other female, but the youngest cat than other 2 isnt neutered yet but i will do that too

[real shell]

Well, we have girl now. My mom more or less stole her from my uncle, but before that I've always had boy cats almost all my life. Not super sure why tbh

[short pagoda]

we took and adopted all three from the street, no buying it from pet shop or anything

[real shell]

I don't think I've ever once gotten an animal from a shop. My oldest cat was already pretty old when we got him and he was so emaciated. He's fat as fuck now and I've never met a happier cat

[short pagoda]

Same, my cats freak out and hypercharged sometimes at night and run everywhere and break anything, make anything fall

[shell bronze]

my honest reaction to this move

[shell bronze]

good. conquer plancon

kill plancon

[real shell]

Brother, one of my cats likes to come into my room at night and sleep with me. Admittedly he's my favorite and he's basically a teddy bear I can scoop up for bed at any time, but when he wants out he specifically targets my phone and earbuds because he knows those things will get me out of bed the fastest. He communicates exclusively through destroying my shit

[shell bronze]

a good plancon user is a dead plancon user

[short pagoda]

My cats usually raid my room sometimes and directly jump to either my desk or bed

[real shell]

This cat will get down from my bed, jump into my chair, climb onto my desk, walk across it over my phone and slap it into the floor

ALWAYS THE PHONE

[short pagoda]

i usually hide my phone, But they instead slap my plastic cup to the floor, and the youngest cat among other 2 usually is the only one that comes to my bed and sleeps on my chest

[real shell]

That's cute. My cats like to sleep between my legs. The living teddy bear can be pulled under the covers at any time, but the others will flee

[short pagoda]

My cats does that too, but sometimes all cats sleep on my moms and sisters bed (They sleep together) but sometimes one cat comes to me too

and when they are energized they break and slap everything

meow loudly

[real shell]

I need to convince my rabbits to sleep in my bed with me

[placid wing]

is it possible to kill someone by slamming them onto the fence?

i've smashed this guy's head like 30 times

and he's somehow alive

[short pagoda]

Yh, just hold their head and make them bite the fence while also punching

[placid wing]

I just grabbed it with both hands I'm trying to do this without punching

[real shell]

I just hit a guy below the waist with a billhook so fucking hard that he died before he hit the ground and I didn't even sever anything

[short pagoda]

eh just kick while hitting him then

[short pagoda]

i usually kill them in painful but cool poses like this

[real shell]

I like to use a mace and make them submit and then proceed to ensure that they can never walk again by repeatedly breaking both of their legs in 10 different places

I have issues

[short pagoda]

if i got a mace and my sword or axe isnt working well on them, i use a mace and hit their legs several time before finishing them off

by chopping their head

[real shell]

See, I prefer death by broken legs. I want to extract the most possible suffering out of a person and really I just can't do that if they die from organ damage or something

[short pagoda]

I also sometimes give a cut on their throat to make them gag and unable to breath if they keep resist to die

and then punch them heavily

[real shell]

I love this death. It takes so long sometimes. Every once in a while I'll get it going for way too long and I'm kinda like "Bro, just let go. You aren't coming back from this"

[short pagoda]

for real, they scream and beg like they are the only one that will be spared even when they see you brutally kill all

[real shell]

Love when I literally split a guy in half and cut another dude's arm off before decapitating him and the last dude is just like "Nah, I can take him. Watch"

[short pagoda]

most of them ends up l ike this when they think they can kill me

[real shell]

Art

Bro, I literally can't press G until everyone is dead

[short pagoda]

Same

they directly turn to a puppy when their weapon falls down and they are begging while they literally tried to kill me

[real shell]

Sometimes this game makes me feel like I'm going to end up on some kind of watch list

[real shell]

When you are trying not to kill them but they keep coming at you no matter how many bones you break and then they actually cut you before begging for mercy. Nah bro, you earned this death

[short pagoda]

for real

if you want to be spared just throw your weapons away and start to beg, your not surviving by begging after attacking, but you can maybe be spared with a little chance if you do that

[real shell]

I remember one time I stabbed a dude in the leg and pulled out my sword and he was mostly fine, but was just like "Nope. I'm good. I don't want any more of that shit" and I did actually spare him

[short pagoda]

i dont spare anyone tbh

[real shell]

Just goes to show that not all willies are made equal

[short pagoda]

only two persons was the ones that were spared total and they both wereee because i thought was dead

[young saffron]

I swear I didn't hit this guys arm

[dire portal]

Wow i didn't even get to play for 30 seconds and the game already crashed

[young saffron]

man fell onto the camera

[dire portal]

idk where y'all're getting the notion that the billhook sucks, this thing is a joy to use

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278425883803258964/1304502401499136010/polearmdoer.gif

[crimson sable]

Rn im playing half sword with 0 mods, wtf?

[dire portal]

that sometimes happen

it gets rid of them once you spawn iirc

[crimson sable]

but when you spawn it disappears

[dire portal]

yea tha's what i just said

[young saffron]

that's a shame, the design actually looks kinda good

[crimson sable]

oki

[young saffron]

disarmed him with a spin kick lmaooo

[bleak gull]

will there be multiplayer in release version?

[stray cedar]

Yeah nah or nah yeah

[jaunty furnace]

Currently not in development but after release yes but there is a working split screen co-op version

Out somewhere and has apparently been shown at the Tokyo games fest though I can't find any footage of it anyway

[bleak gull]

aight, thanks, i'll try to find smth about it

[dire portal]

fistplay is weird at low damage levels

[young saffron]

Fistplay on low damage is just 2 medieval bald men named willie turning each other into grapes over the course of 2 hours lmfao

[dire portal]

the only way to win is by using the fence in some way

with the boss (whenever gore is enabled) you have to block and get a stab

i stabbed the opponent in the head with the pitchfork but then he cut off my arm and i died first

[young saffron]

who was I fighting

[dire portal]

you're so fat you get a concussion when you fall down on the ground

[young saffron]

It was a bit more than a concussion

[heady cradle]

cleaved his helm in 2

[dire portal]

( i knoew)

[heady cradle]

guys is it me or does the lock on system breaks half of the time

[dire portal]

yea it's not very good

[heady cradle]

i swear sometimes mid fight without doing anything

it stops tracking

and i die because i turned my back and hit the fence instead of the dude

or have to manually turn and miss an oppening

ngl i was a rager at the start

this was the first time i beat farmer and i chopped him up

[dire portal]

the pitchfork is fun because you can use it like a cattle prod

high gore levels fucking suck because you can get instakilled easier

[dire portal]

Armboy

[quick sundial]

guys i completed every boss, but how can i play as example on tier8 character bs tier 5 npcs? Is there any aoption?

[dire portal]

i mean you can pick the brave stand

but it's not exactly the same

[quick sundial]

yeah

i mean compleately

on t5 queue

also i dont see how to play on sword vs armoured npcs

like i cant even stab them

[tender quest]

what a fucking unit

[naive holly]

Audio up, gang

[quick sundial]

isnt it tier 6-7 npcs vs u on tier 8

[naive holly]

Both of these go insane, but the grappling in the first one is just so cool.

Also t8 sallet go crazy I love it

[tender quest]

same armour but im using my own weapon

[quick sundial]

how

[naive holly]

Ovrdths loadout selector mod

[quick sundial]

i mean yeah but its kinda

boring

[dire portal]

the edge alignment with the scythe is really weird

[naive holly]

Got to learn how to find the gaps in the armor and play baseball with their head

[tender quest]

i dont understand in what way, like you're bored about not getting instant gratification kills? thats what armour is for, to prevent you from dying easily

[quick sundial]

i mean swords was kinda slicing the armour back in the days?

as i know

[naive holly]

Also stuff like this is insanely satisfying

[quick sundial]

it was 100% protection

like in this game

wasnt*

[naive holly]

Its not 100% protection in this game either

As you can see

[quick sundial]

i mean the place where you have armour

is 100% protection

if its not head

[tiny path]

yo is my pc shit or the game gets hella laggy when playing the free for all gamemode with swords (or anything that causes willies to bleed)

[naive holly]

Correct, like real life too. Where oftentimes full plated combatants would get knocked down and finished off with a dagger

[naive holly]

The game is completely unoptimized. So def the game, or probably both.

[tiny path]

maybe its both

i have the recommended specs

8gb vram and 16 of ram

[summer pollen]

why is punching op in armored combat now

[heady cradle]

edge alignment training really works

i one hit him with the billhook

[naive holly]

Yeah to run at high graphics and up with a ton of gore you need like 16vram lmfaooo and a 900 dollar card

Recommended requirements is actually just minimum requirements 💀

[heady cradle]

i dont even meet

the minimum requirements

all my footage is on low quality

[naive holly]

Idek if I do, but i get like 50-80 frames in singles on high. Brave stand and buhurt are near impossible tho

[quick sundial]

bro

u hit them

[naive holly]

Does your game run smooth-ish?

[quick sundial]

in big gasps

its different

[heady cradle]

not smooth with discord at the same time

also does 24 frames a second count as smooth

12-18 with discord

[quick sundial]

also is there any info about when they planning to add multiplayer?

pvp

[naive holly]

So youre saying armor should not do anything? Because that's how you play vs armor

There's also lots of different armor tiers.

[naive holly]

They're not

At least not online multiplayer

The game will have splitscreen tho

[quick sundial]

they said

on alpha

there gonna be

pvp

[naive holly]

They did not

#faq

[quick sundial]

trust they said it

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/no-they-didnt-kyle-broflovski-south-park-s15e4-tmi-gif-23121556

[true flicker]

#faq

[heady cradle]

guys is it me or does commoner the hardest one to progress just mainly due to the boss

[naive holly]

If they do add online multiplayer, it is going to be after the game is completely finished and polished and feature complete. And even then its just a very loose "maybe."

[quick sundial]

its easy

[heady cradle]

i got cut in half after i thrusted in his throat due to his sword landing and slicing me in half

[quick sundial]

i am pretty sure this game is gonna be dead

if it wont have pvp

[heady cradle]

i mean without using cheese im using the messer

[true flicker]

It's at least the most repeatable boss since it's the first one

[naive holly]

He is the hardest boss yes, but very doable. He just has the highest potential to delete you haha

[true flicker]

I just realized you said commoner not beggar

[heady cradle]

yeah anyone after him is just dead

[naive holly]

Lmao

Beggar boss really is my favorite tho

[heady cradle]

yeah

i have a save on the baron which i out on another file

[naive holly]

Shit like this is so fun

[heady cradle]

and yet somehow the same person who beat baron

cant fuckin kill the 3rd boss without cheese

i killed the 3rd boss last time using pitchfork

[naive holly]

Thats def the easiest way

[heady cradle]

but without something like an axe or a garden hoe if your lucky he just offs you before you can get close

[naive holly]

Ironically as we're speaking rn:

[heady cradle]

i did that

his falling sword cut me in 2

SOMEHOW

[naive holly]

Sometimes you just gotta full send it

Yeah almost happened to me lol

[heady cradle]

i did its just he either misses and you get lucky hit and just prays it doesnt land on your face

[heady cradle]

or be unlucky and somehow having a sword through his leg doesnt make him give up

but guys should i turn down the damage for npcs

i have it to max

so i could practice edge alignment

but now its getting real hard

[naive holly]

I did this for you, for vengeance, for all the times hes cut you in half.

[heady cradle]

character cant get tf up

[naive holly]

It is in fact possible to do cleanly tho

[heady cradle]

He is just butt schouching

[naive holly]

Time to old yeller him

[heady cradle]

my game runs on like 24 frames a second or bellow at low settings

14 rn

[naive holly]

O M G, militus!!! Are you using cheats to have fun fighting against armor!!??

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-jack-nicholson-yes-yes-nod-head-nod-gif-17444176260167585294

[naive holly]

Yeah that doesn't help 😭

[heady cradle]

ok now its just unfair

HE BLEW THROUGH MY Guard

like seriously i ad the game slowed down and it just went through

[naive holly]

He do got a sword as big as you

Its near impossible to actually parry him normally imo

[tender quest]

3rd boss is actually my stand

[jolly gorge]

I can’t wait to play this game on the plane for 10 hours

[heady cradle]

yes but with the game slowed down he just went through my weapon like clipping and sliced me in 2 again

like bro how tf is this happening rn

[naive holly]

Its a rough demo of a game that's not fully developed, youre running at 20 frames, and hes a giant with super strength and a 9ft long sword

[naive holly]

Would be my guess

[naive holly]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[heady cradle]

yes but still its kinda frustrating strat not working due to fps issues

[tender quest]

not only that but if your pc cant calculate the physics quick enough then things will get fucky and stuff will start clipping through

[jolly gorge]

PUNCH HIM MAN GIVE HIM A HAYMAKER

[naive holly]

My best sparks

[heady cradle]

yeah i beat hi right now by rage quiting throwing my weapon and cutting him in fuckin 2 lol

[jolly gorge]

How’re you guys getting sparks

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-ralph-wiggum-sparkler-4th-of-july-independence-day-gif-26112196

[naive holly]

No doubt, and that's valid. It can be frustrating. But to say its BS or undoable just aint true.

Glad you got him lol that sounds hilarious

[heady cradle]

and now im at the tier with my beloved

spikey stic 5000

[naive holly]

Don't ever let that plançon go

Bc you'll need to fight like he'll to get it back lmfaoo

Thats actually a great idea: make a save file at every tier so you can just redo those bosses

[heady cradle]

yeah for the baron idk how but

i first tried it

prob because i got spikey stick early

[naive holly]

Just got to go into the files. This is how you get there, just save instead of delete

[heady cradle]

oh oh yeah i know that i have my baron file saved on my desktop

[naive holly]

Is that just shiny steel or is the t8 blue steel armor, and if so how did you get a sallet that's not silver or the like, cast iron lookin ass

[tender quest]

you on dx12?

[naive holly]

Naur I got a 1060 💀

That would make sense tho the lighting is just totally different between 11 and 12

[tender quest]

well it might not work, you set it to epic hit save and then down to medium and it keeps the epic shaders but you get the medium graphics armour which is shiny

[heady cradle]

BRUH

I DIED RIGHT AFTER I WON

BLOOD LOSS MY ASS HOW DOES A TINY DAGGER IN MY HAND KILL ME IN 5 SECS

[naive holly]

He is beautiful, and silver.

Thats the best sallet too bc first person actually works lmao

[heady cradle]

SPIKEY STICK TIME

WHY TF DOES MY MOUSE DISCONENCT AT THE WORST TIME

well uh

guys my mouse fuckin broke

i mean like

[heady cradle]

the chip that tells it to track

its cracked in 2

gonna have to ship another mouse

[torn steeple]

erm its called the War Staff 🤓

[heady cradle]

idc

also my mouse broke mid game

todays half sword challenge

can you beat halfsword using the track pad?

[velvet moss]

Erm it’s called the planceon

[viral vault]

was half sword early access releasing this year?

[analog zenith]

yes

[slow ibex]

what stance do i need to be in so i could parry easily with the longsword

[analog zenith]

ox guard

[tight isle]

it didnt like how slow i was swinging so it sped the fight up for me

[short pagoda]

wish me luck (i want to kill baron second time

[ruby sequoia]

bro

my game crashes as soon as i open itt..

[short pagoda]

do you got gore and blood on?

[ruby sequoia]

i dont even get to choose that option before it crashes

[short pagoda]

your computers problem ig

show me it

[ruby sequoia]

it says video memory

[short pagoda]

ask a dev

[ruby sequoia]

its my ram

but i got 16GB

[solemn holly]

how much vram do you have on your gpu

[ruby sequoia]

how i check

[short pagoda]

i think we can help you more if you show us the crash thing

[solemn holly]

open task manager, go to performance, go to GPU, and it's "dedicated gpu memory usage"

[ruby sequoia]

15.8

they took tax off my fucking 16GB

[short pagoda]

dw i use 8 gb ram 😭

youre still lucky

[solemn holly]

what is your gpu

[ruby sequoia]

laptop with a fatass 4070

13th gen i9 13870 cpu i think

[short pagoda]

i think it will be my second time killing baron 😄

[ruby sequoia]

my reaction

[short pagoda]

bro does not got a face anymore

[solemn holly]

try going to steam, right click the game, go to properties, and then in launch options, type "-dx11" without the "" of course

[ruby sequoia]

what is this bro

[short pagoda]

eh

translatee it

[ruby sequoia]

wait i got it workin

[ruby sequoia]

bro.

[solemn holly]

https://tenor.com/view/maltigi-scary-scary-luigi-luigi-luigi-exe-gif-11707553430129539193

[ruby sequoia]

i needa put turbo mode.

my laptop is gonna fly away

yall tryna go in vc

?

[short pagoda]

hehe

[solemn holly]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-toystory-mrpotatohead-creepypasta-gif-14226543197384412466

[ruby sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/the-orville-bortus-500-cigarettes-1-cigarette-cigarette-gif-17834836078919504321

[short pagoda]

give me that too

thanks

[short pagoda]

that too

tysm

[naive holly]

Erm its called the plançon à picot

Sorry had to

[ruby sequoia]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/866027054461878272/1375868220711501974/togif.gif

[torn steeple]

thats VRAM

[ruby sequoia]

oh

[torn steeple]

so gpu

[short pagoda]

i got 8 gb and yh its ideal

right.. right?

[solemn holly]

i got 4gb

[short pagoda]

goated

[tight isle]

bros playing on hopes and dreams

[short pagoda]

i got asus tuf gaming a15

idk if its a good laptop tho

[tight isle]

not seeing great things about it

[short pagoda]

why

[tight isle]

seems people are dogging on the gpu

[short pagoda]

eh

at least

i can play good games on it

with 8 gb ram

and also it works very well

so yh im grateful tho

[tight isle]

honestly the best way to look at it

[short pagoda]

yh

i dont want a better pc tbh

the one i got rn has everything i need

no lag

8 gb ram

and working well

my second time killing baron

this one was the first time i killed it

[ruby sequoia]

i got asus too

rog

mine cost 2k

i shouldve got a desktop PC

[short pagoda]

desktop is harder tbh

to take care of

[torn steeple]

laptop also has a screen already

and a keyboard

if you have a laptop with thunderbolt 4 you can also add a egpu

[short pagoda]

yh

[viral vault]

when is the early access releasing

[solemn holly]

q4 2025

[viral vault]

wdym q4

[solemn holly]

q4 means quarter 4, each year is 12 months, 12/4 = 3, so it means the game will release sometime around the last 3 months of the year (october-december)

[sour veldt]

what should i set the autolock to? I'm having a hard time doing precise strikes with my longsword

[tender quest]

bonk

[void dust]

is it possible to grab the npcs? in duels or wtv

[void dust]

fistplay

[naive holly]

Q or E grab, oftentimes its hard to keep a hold of them though

[ruby sequoia]

u can bodyslam, suplex and do 720 spin kick btw

[void dust]

how?

[ruby sequoia]

go in game footage

[tranquil willow]

one month mroe and i have the gpu and cpu for new pc :3

[ruby sequoia]

and look in grapplers guild thread

in game footage

[tranquil willow]

also devs should add the puukko

we need more knives

[ruby sequoia]

or like the rusty shiv from blade and sorcery

the skinning knife

for spoilance in beggar teir

[ruby sequoia]

its all in grips tho

[tranquil willow]

i want to roleplay a Häjy

[ruby sequoia]

if u play armored i suggest like doing a trip take down kinda

[void dust]

ok but what is R for

[tranquil willow]

inventory

[ruby sequoia]

inventory

[void dust]

mm

[ruby sequoia]

whats ur main tier

[modest whale]

this???

[ruby sequoia]

theirs a bunch of threads in game footage for all typed of things

polearm

brawling/boxing kinda

grappling, swordmaster

literally anything

[ruby sequoia]

white people were enslaved?

im joking

[modest whale]

yeah it's called jail???

[tranquil willow]

do not underestimate them

they were some proper bastards

[ruby sequoia]

true

i love games like this

like physics based

and u can do anything mostly

[tranquil willow]

Antti Isotalo was apearently a capable fighter and a man to be feared well into his 70's

[void dust]

They should add the feature to make yourself really buff like a bodybuilder 😎

[ruby sequoia]

he was feared even as an elder?

[ruby sequoia]

if u seen one of the wip

their was a vid of a new model

and sliders

not like ark but

[modest whale]

willie is already buff

just put big arms on him

[ruby sequoia]

he can carry literal gold armor

[wheat gust]

how do i disable enemy pain

[ruby sequoia]

and can man handle a baron with ease

[void dust]

forward it if u ca

can

[ruby sequoia]

with hs enhancer or the damage slider

[wheat gust]

thanks

[void dust]

oo

[ruby sequoia]

he looks like he needs some sleep

[modest whale]

why is there a black square?

just put pants

[void dust]

do you want to see his penis or what

[ruby sequoia]

his willie is out

[modest whale]

i want to see him wear pants

[ruby sequoia]

their testing the body rig

[void dust]

mhmm

[ruby sequoia]

or the textures or sum

[ruby sequoia]

dont assume dawg 😭

[void dust]

thats really what u mean

ok

[ruby sequoia]

u can also kickbox

but ion think theirs a thread

[void dust]

whats the keybind or tut

im too lazy to find all threads

oh am i stupid

i forgot theres a THREAD button

[ruby sequoia]

kick tutorial

shout out to riva for making this i think]

its easy if u dont overthink it

[ruby sequoia]

this is a very strong quote

[wheat gust]

the skeleton

[tender quest]

doesnt it need the enemy damage slider all the way up to be fun to do?

[tranquil willow]

the man was strong roughly 6 feet tall when at the time the average finn was like 5ft 5

[ruby sequoia]

i mean yeah

[void dust]

even with the threads idk how to do it

when i try to headbutt him i jsut look like im romantically kissing him

[ruby sequoia]

oh yeah thatts understandable

[ruby sequoia]

act like ur a raging bull

shift+ look down

[tranquil willow]

also like....he was probably the most notorious person at the time

[void dust]

ok

[ruby sequoia]

if u play TABS then

[void dust]

gang i got a buzz cut instead

[ruby sequoia]

act like ur the minitour

[ruby sequoia]

buzzie?

[void dust]

i got a buzz cut bruise bro

when trying to headbutt

[ruby sequoia]

willie is smooth bald

he has 0 hair

all around his body

except for beard and eyebrows

little stubble

[void dust]

yeah bro

buzz cut bruise

[ruby sequoia]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k97wAEnaIISWtJ7kT?invite=cr-MSx4c3EsMzMwNDkyMDMw

[void dust]

a bruise that looks like a buzz

[viral vault]

oh aight

[wheat gust]

yamcha pose

[void dust]

😏

the first thing

[ruby sequoia]

also tthe motion blur is reshade

[wheat gust]

hes doing a wrestling move

[ruby sequoia]

and reshade kinda is bad for the pc bc it takes a hunk of ur performance

so i got rid of it

[wheat gust]

mfs when they see any sort of fighting move htat includes grabbing

[tranquil willow]

Rannanjärvi which was the other fella in the image died from bleeding out while on a revenge when he hit the guy he was after over the head with a piece of wood, knocking said guy out and getting out of a ditch they were fighting in, the t<arget then climbed back out and tackeled rannanjärvi into the ground stabbing him 5 times before anyone vcould react

[leaden yacht]

can someone teach me how to kick box dm me if you want to help

[ruby sequoia]

wow

[ruby sequoia]

ok

[tranquil willow]

yeah, funnily enough that part of finland is where some of the best knife smiths come from

[dusk adder]

why does it feel like I'm not improving
It just feels like I'm getting better at slashing necks for instant kill, not learning any new mechanics or intricacies

[void dust]

i just hold the button to hold my sword/weapon in the middle and run up to the person stabbing them

pretty brutal

butn

not really

[dusk adder]

most fun way to win imo

[void dust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1385208097970061324/1389624552639827998/image.png?ex=68654c37&is=6863fab7&hm=52075c1616211faf60c2705563ccee53de79dfa730b32b44b3b8c162183e7682&

[wheat gust]

"NO I DONT WANNA GO"

[tender quest]

basic 😄

[wheat gust]

wrapped his own arm around me, ehs qutie persistent

[void dust]

is willie left handed or right handed

[tranquil willow]

try to replicate actual moves, take your time

[tranquil willow]

depends on your dominant arm

[dusk adder]

...Um well that's one way to die...

[void dust]

how do you get those npc characters when using knight armor? when i do i just get a copy of mine (or similar to mine)

[void dust]

imagine that actually happening in a fight

you'd be killed for witch craft

(in medieval era)

i think

im not good with history

[dusk adder]

I personally enjoy crafting witches

[tranquil willow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1172431577184206899/1389625419707187271/20D2761.JPG?ex=68654d06&is=6863fb86&hm=a296f59eab7dfd5e7d66fe85fbdacce70e95030a9446cc87eba20c7e85f021b3&=&format=webp&width=1338&height=752

wtf

[wheat gust]

get the hs enhancer mod and ovrdeath selection mod

[tranquil willow]

why no open

[wheat gust]

along with the vicious weapons mod

[void dust]

and where do i put the mods??

[wheat gust]

his arm got removed so cleanly

[wheat gust]

search it up on yt

[void dust]

oof

[wheat gust]

btw you get the mods on nexus

[wheat gust]

embed perms

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1172431577184206899/1389625419707187271/20D2761.JPG?ex=68654d06&is=6863fb86&hm=a296f59eab7dfd5e7d66fe85fbdacce70e95030a9446cc87eba20c7e85f021b3&=&format=webp&width=1338&height=752

[tranquil willow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1172431577184206899/1389625419099013300/2025064.JPG?ex=68654d05&is=6863fb85&hm=c8c51f03d81a929f6f2a69eb0e0a74c793aa03ef43a2a95fa8ee5d1058bcddd0&=&format=webp&width=1338&height=752

[void dust]

guys do i go pee or do i let it sink in

[tranquil willow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1172431577184206899/1389625419392876544/2025063.JPG?ex=68654d05&is=6863fb85&hm=f8f0675a2801f9cd5f0b75781fa8d7552bb7c04ecd452df80dd68e91aef21f0f&=&format=webp&width=1338&height=752

[tranquil willow]

im proud of this

[void dust]

its maybe bc the "jpg" is capitalized

idkl

[wheat gust]

you need at least level 2 for perms

[tranquil willow]

how do i get em

oooh

ok

[wheat gust]

pay 5 dolalrs a month for exp to get levels

[dusk adder]

^ fella this legit u if u keep sending dem embed fails

no bwain

[ruby sequoia]

oh god

peak human anatomy

u know what i realised

willies eye's are so detailed

[tranquil willow]

nah gonna keep sending vaguelly homosexual energy pics

[ruby sequoia]

look at them eyes

so detailed

[dusk adder]

Hey, speaking of homosexual...

[tranquil willow]

i wish i could snap a neck in this game while hooking their head behind a sowrd

[wheat gust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1172431577184206899/1389625419099013300/2025064.JPG?ex=68654d05&is=6863fb85&hm=c8c51f03d81a929f6f2a69eb0e0a74c793aa03ef43a2a95fa8ee5d1058bcddd0&=&format=webp&width=1338&height=752

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1172431577184206899/1389625419392876544/2025063.JPG?ex=68654d05&is=6863fb85&hm=f8f0675a2801f9cd5f0b75781fa8d7552bb7c04ecd452df80dd68e91aef21f0f&=&format=webp&width=1338&height=752

[ruby sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/100-yard-stare-1000-yard-stare-stare-staring-staring-meme-gif-18404030142962634873

willie looking at his friend getting mauled

[wheat gust]

floffinator what did you send

you can notice i threw him with the blood trail

[ruby sequoia]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kx4rY2sTyDXMwyCj6?invite=cr-MSxXUmUsMzMwNDkyMDMw

[wheat gust]

twisty neck

[wheat gust]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-lesnar-ufc-ufc200-ahh-scream-gif-5662226

is this a valid hema technique

[tranquil willow]

? it's all in the photography

[wheat gust]

is this a battetring ram

[rose stone]

battering willie

[cosmic kelp]

If you die and win at the same time you spawn naked.

[short pagoda]

my second time killing baron

this was my first time killing baron

[wheat gust]

what is this technique

[short pagoda]

grab and fail swing tech

[young saffron]

scoliosis

[short pagoda]

mantilisk

[young saffron]

lumbago

[young saffron]

do what I even call this technique?

[wheat gust]

eat my elbow

[wheat gust]

round slouse drock pip

[young saffron]

what is a knight doing in a spoilance game😭

[wheat gust]

his name got mistaken with a heavily similiar one so now theres a random willye fighting a baron

[young saffron]

"bot lobbies" -The Knight probably

[wheat gust]

he grabbed me mid spin kick so now i mangle dhim

[orchid stump]

how df do i get up

when im on my back

[tender quest]

hold w

[orchid stump]

everytime i do he js gets stuck in a position

[orchid stump]

go look in #photography📷

[tender quest]

post stuff like that in game footage, photography has posting rules on it

idk what to tell you, to get up you press and hold W

[lost plaza]

is there any way to use boss clothing/ loadouts, like with the longsword boss that wears the black gambeson?

[knotty lotus]

by default you only get the baron loadout for ultimate challenge

for boss loadouts you need half sword enhancer

[lost plaza]

yeah ive got it, but I cant find the boss loadouts?

ideally Id like to find that one bosses loadout and save it with ovrdth, is that possible?

[knotty lotus]

you could just like

possess a spawned one

[lost plaza]

oh

[short pagoda]

hai

[lost plaza]

yeah ill try that

[short pagoda]

how did you manage to get him faceless

teach me your technique

mister

[wheat gust]

sharp object

[short pagoda]

which

[wheat gust]

sword

any long sharp object

[short pagoda]

then?

[wheat gust]

unlike thor, go for the head

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-infinity-war-thanos-gone-for-the-head-snap-gif-12260153

[short pagoda]

lmao

fr

thor is op but stupid

[void dust]

hooyah

[hasty timber]

how can i crawl

[little verge]

It all starts by getting on the ground.

[hasty timber]

how can i manually get on the ground

[little verge]

Start in the abyss. In the arena it's really hard, easiest route is to knock yourself out on the lists.

[hasty timber]

lists are like the fences?

[little verge]

That is correct.

[void dust]

when i started i thought the abyss was the only thing u could do and it pissed me off so much i took a break from the game 🙏

[muted dew]

Turns out my issue was that damage was at 25%

[void dust]

reaöl

[shell bronze]

damage completely alters the way the game plays

[summer brook]

yeah

[void dust]

why is gang flying

witch craft

[summer brook]

no he is tall

[void dust]

witch craft

[austere salmon]

i just got a kill that was straight out of for honor or some similar shit

i slashed a guys leg, he fell down, then i chopped right through his neck

[void dust]

ow

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1385208097970061324/1389662138649415680/image.png?ex=68656f38&is=68641db8&hm=f2ef1fc9097ac82ed146a7fd9d02900d06ccec8ddddd2461ce5fff22fdffca87&

what the fock

just spam J to do it

yoo u acn do frontflips with thos

[void dust]

i slashed someones foot off with a sword and then cut off his upper hal

f

[austere salmon]

greatswords, amirite?

[void dust]

yep

[wooden socket]

bro got that "Humans are..." expression on him ngl

[void dust]

looks like he has a skull mask but of blood

ngl

[wooden socket]

i mightve won chat

https://tenor.com/view/gustavo-two-face-breaking-bad-gif-20848293

bro turned into gus

[austere salmon]

greatswords amirite?

[autumn grail]

is it possible to kill baron with a neck slice

or is it just a bug

[austere salmon]

you found a gap in the armor

[muted dew]

There is a gap between the chestplate and armet that is only covered by chainmail. so it has to be a really hard cut with really good accuracy

[autumn grail]

so i got it by sheer luck 😭

[last harbor]

I saw several mentions of auto parry system

but i am half convinced those peopel were gaslighting

[muted dew]

Guys how do I defeat the t10 boss The Count?

[wooden socket]

ask me anything about the events regarding this picture

[naive holly]

Didn't even know this was possible

[muted dew]

Why did you decide to use THAT sallet?

[wooden socket]

tbh i dont really care too much for how the armor looks, i just went with the first guy that had a greatsword and didnt think much else of it

[muted dew]

Its bot dripless cand can be stabbed throught the gap in the front

[wooden socket]

ok yeah i see what you mean this helmet dont look all that good

[muted dew]

I have stabbed throught that gap on multiple occasions

[sleek mica]

Hold your sword readied and idly trace circles

[last harbor]

What circles

[sleek mica]

Willie will passive parry by adjusting to try parrying weapons

[last harbor]

... that's not auto by any definition

[sleek mica]

It's moreso a problem when passive parry overrides your intended sequence of actions

[modest whale]

he parries like a jackass

[mental kelp]

It’s autonomous

And automatic similarly because you don’t control it happens by itself

[dire portal]

this faction sucks ass

[lapis marsh]

Red and blue nation superiority

[dire portal]

yea you dodge faster but everything else you do drains stamina MUCH quicker

[last harbor]

what does dodge even mean

[last harbor]

... but it does not?

[lapis marsh]

Sprint speed I believe

[shell bronze]

it exists

it sucks

[last harbor]

that's what i meant when i said gaslighting

i never noticed such a thing

[sleek mica]

It has a reasonable meaning but its implementation is awful

[dire portal]

that one's literally just england

[lapis marsh]

Don’t care

[tired stream]

the most beautiful thing ive seen in my life

[shell bronze]

easiest way to prove its existence

go to commoner and get longsword

move your sword until it hits a dope looking diagonal left guard

walk up to ai willie and have him swing at you

[cunning aspen]

Hey he stole my sword

[shell bronze]

that left guard will literally disappear and become perfectly vertical in a way that allows ai willie to easily cleave your arm off

[cunning aspen]

(i tried to end him after but something goes wrong)

[shell bronze]

still mad about this clip tbh, it was fantastic parry practice until game crashed

[last harbor]

you assuming i have not tried this

this is exactly the thing

nothing happens

no blade movement at all

[shell bronze]

i am going to show you when i get home from this shift

it's the reason why ox guard/kasumi no kamae lowkey sucks balls in this game

[cunning aspen]

Well, it's a draw, I think

[last harbor]

look

no reaction to hits whatsoever

[shell bronze]

move your sword to the left side until it tilts 45 degrees to the right

that stance sucks for parrying anything and is better used for strong vertical strikes or side/diagonal strikes

[last harbor]

also want to show my fav way to do unarmed so far

short sprints in both directions

Very often it gives huge blood explosions

[last harbor]

does ont matter which stance , no reaction to anything

[last harbor]

fog really sucks for visibility

[dire portal]

being french is such a detriment to your stamina that it would be easier to just die and restart with a new run

[shell bronze]

wait until i get home you'll see

[fierce solar]

song with doorbell sound came on at just the right time - just as i was beating willie's head in with a morning star

[wooden socket]

FINALLY got him

[wind charm]

dont blink

[fierce solar]

i should press and hold m1 and look up

nothing bad will happen

[little verge]

That barbute gap stab was brutal.

[wind charm]

Aim for a gap, no matter the size

[sleek gull]

I got a gap for you to aim for!

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-loop-gif-25594440

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-cute-pussy-cat-gif-15745510

[native elm]

make this make sense.

I cleave a guy in the neck with a longsword, he lives.

He gently taps my left hand with a mace, I die INSTANTLY.

[sleek gull]

was that the only contact he made?

[fierce solar]

you drink milk

[native elm]

nuh uh

[fierce solar]

also, idk if u know but u can lower/raise outgoing/incoming damage in settings

[abstract hamlet]

Is it just me or is Willy very light, relative to the weapons used?

[fierce solar]

i agree
and unless im mistaken, armor seems to effect willie's maneuverability as well
but i spend all my time in commoner estoc 1v1s

[abstract hamlet]

Yeah it feels like it does

It feels like the game is a weird cross between fencing/fighting sim and goofy fighting game

Which kinda tanks the fencing side and makes it repetitive after a while

[abstract hamlet]

Yeah the armor slows him down by what feels like an unrealistic amount

[crimson sable]

half Shield

[fierce solar]

im in vanilla with no mods
some of these vids with peoples mods... its a different game for sure
i havent bothered to get into that and i try to limit myself in terms of ape and treat the game as a fencing sim so idk what the other side of the grass feels like

ive got mordhau and chiv 2 if i wanna fuck around and be magilla gorilla

[tender quest]

put this away before @wind charm see's this

[crimson sable]

why?

[abstract hamlet]

Same here

Idk I just feel like it’s a cool concept for the sandbox functionality but I just can’t get Willy to do many advanced moves

[wind charm]

I don't personally like shields

[crimson sable]

Oki i understand as Polearm dude

[abstract hamlet]

Like even just sniping a head with a pole hammer feels impossible a lot of the times, to the point of maces being better

[abstract hamlet]

Shields are good for punching things, thats it

[tender quest]

they are good at interrupting my flow

[abstract hamlet]

Yep

[junior epoch]

god I hate shields

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270705350944751748/Shieldbash.gif

git gud

[modest whale]

oim still in a dreeaaa snail eatewwww

[fierce solar]

i had/have this problem but it went/is going away with interaction/time, like only using one weapon, and just spending an hour or two each day swinging at nothing, or not even swinging at all (moving very slowly and interacting with the planes/faces)

take for example this video #halfsword-chat-⚔ message from m00

[abstract hamlet]

I am not spending an hour a day punching air to do something I should be able to do easily in a video game

I could practice and consistently hit a head sized target irl with a sledgehammer in 15 minutes

[junior epoch]

thought i could jump to escape him, guess i couldnt

big sad

[lapis marsh]

Bro thinks he Mario

[junior epoch]

Guess im not 😢

[rough matrix]

on full armor tiers useless

but on less that can be usefull

[fierce solar]

i get that, but this game is probably always going to be jank like that
ive been playing games for almost two decades and games like this and tenshi have a special place in my heart as being the "hardest"

a lot of untapped potential in what you can do because of how goofy it is

[abstract hamlet]

Ik but I just wish they’d give us a bit more strength and control

[fierce solar]

youd be playing piano on your keyboard

[abstract hamlet]

But yeah the goofy mess is very fun if you embrace it

[abstract hamlet]

Maybe

[junior epoch]

wtf, I have no idea when i took this

up is down

[fierce solar]

3am drunk

[abstract hamlet]

With a lot of heavy weapons you are weighed down to the point of a lack of precision tho, which better strength would fix

[junior epoch]

lol

[abstract hamlet]

Too long at the tavern with the mates

[fierce solar]

"2024-12-01"

[abstract hamlet]

Planceons are difficult to stop dang

[void dust]

how do i get image perms

[fierce solar]

that move he did pretty much shits on all polearms

[abstract hamlet]

Dang really?

[fierce solar]

talk in here enough until your acct levels up

[shell bronze]

they're not really worth parrying usually

[void dust]

okay guys so

[shell bronze]

better to outmaneuver

[void dust]

so uhh

uhhhm i dont really know

hmmm what was i gonna say

[abstract hamlet]

In my experience they’re very difficult to stop and I just half sword block and push

[fierce solar]

go do it in #halfsword-chat-⚔

[void dust]

i think halfsword is pretty good not gonna lie

[abstract hamlet]

Nice

[void dust]

we are in halfsword chat

[shell bronze]

like this @abstract hamlet

[fierce solar]

errr #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[abstract hamlet]

I have literally never been able to do that

Do I suck?

[shell bronze]

wait wrong video

which one was the one where i didn't parry

[abstract hamlet]

I don’t have access to your hard drives idk

[shell bronze]

damn i don't save the non parry ones to my phone

[fierce solar]

Do what? Batter the weapon out of the way?

[abstract hamlet]

So you don’t fill Mee6 with random messages to transfer between phone and PC

[abstract hamlet]

Parry heavy Polearms

Or at least Ive never tried enough to get good at it

[shell bronze]

parrying heavy polearms is imo easier than the light ones

[abstract hamlet]

Huh

[shell bronze]

plancon's hitbox is cheeks though so it's annoying

but the voulge presents itself as an easy target

same with billhook

[abstract hamlet]

I just half sword block n push and it works every time

[shell bronze]

there's a tried and true textbook way of fighting polearms in this game

[shell bronze]

me when the guy with the short spear ends your run in 0.02s

those ones are the hardest to parry

[void dust]

bro i was playing fistplay and this guy straight up killed himself 🙏

[abstract hamlet]

Yeah but Ive gotten used to them

[void dust]

he ran into the fence on purpose killing him

[abstract hamlet]

Still annoying but

[crimson sable]

bro thinks he still alive

[rough matrix]

is half alive

in half sword ;-;

[crimson sable]

is half life

[void dust]

why do the people that give up in fistplay turn into zombies and start crawling after u bro

i just deformed this guys back

[fierce solar]

parrying arguably the most fun aspect of this game
only thing is npc preference for stabs which is easy to beat its just boring to fight

AI's code doesnt stay in a position too long if you're mirroring it so I just hover near stab and it tries to rely on it less but even so

[abstract hamlet]

This was made so much darker by my playlist bringing up this at the exact time I watched this clip https://youtu.be/n8zhV0HU-hE?si=5VrV0iFXVUWaKSiX

[shell bronze]

or the left side feint strike into a stsb

which is THE easiest thing to parry and kill them with

i literally have a compilation of ai doing that same exact fuckass move

[abstract hamlet]

Also this dosen’t really work for me cuz I play in hyper violence with every damage Setting at the max so I will die

[shell bronze]

i play 75% damage to myself and 40% to enemy

i would know

that's why they take a hot minute to die sometimes and i have to decapitate them to ensure victory

[fierce solar]

yea ive noticed that as well
albeit i dont think of it as a feint and more of just their goofy ass AI code

im at 50% to me and whatever lowest is to AI

[shell bronze]

it's so goofy when they do it

because parrying a left strike is the EASIEST thing to do

like bruh we're not doing this today 🥀