halfsword-chat-⚔

[warm void]

yea, I usually just punch him till he submits, weapons is a hastle for me.

wait

I meant

crap

I forgot this is commoner boss

just use the spear

[vagrant fern]

i dont see how you can get close to commoner boss without him taking your head off

[warm void]

long ranged weapons

pitchfork

[warm void]

I keep mixing up commoner and peasants

mb

just use a long ranged weapons

[dire moon]

Do u know how to make him swing and miss?

[vagrant fern]

no

[dire moon]

Ahh bro practice a bit more on solo
So hold the shift and get ready to push S

[vagrant fern]

well i guess i can bait his attack but he just swings the other way because 2 bladed sword

[dire moon]

As u get closer and closer raise your weapon for attack and then instead of swinging jump back with the dodge

[vagrant fern]

i have been playing for 7 hours at this point i dont know what to do i tried every weapon on this guy

[dire moon]

U can try that. It's skill based for sure.
Higher chance of dying
Do u alt stab ever?

[warm void]

commoner is the hardest boss btw, so yeah.

[vagrant fern]

i know the buttons for alt stabbing but it wont work for me at all

my character just holds his fucking weapon out so far that he cant control it

[dire moon]

Practice a bit more with damage turned down in free mode,
U can try to work dodges and movement that way better

[dire moon]

U have to pull back and then push forward

[vagrant fern]

this is what i have been doing

my character still holds hiw weapon way out

[dire moon]

So
Alt, mouse back toward u, then continue holding alt as u push forward. Repeat

Hmm
I would have to watch

[vagrant fern]

well i wouldnt be able to show you anyways because beggars dont have weapons

[dire moon]

Do u advance off the line and retreat as well?

[vagrant fern]

what are you talking about dude

do i need to get past commoner boss in order to get to this game content?

[dire moon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XWb1sFZq1r0?si=b36sMnyXKbzhBgOm

[vagrant fern]

i feel like im missing out on the whole point of the game when i am forced to use my fists and candlesticks its not really fun

to hell im gonna mod a beta

[dire moon]

It just takes a bit of time.
U have to kinda know a bit about like buhurt and hema tho sort of

[vagrant fern]

im saying thats not an option for me

because i said so

[dire moon]

The line is a straight line to the opponent
U want to move a bit left or right of it sometimes to help avoid or connect the sword

[vagrant fern]

i shouldnt have to download mods to play game content

[dire moon]

I also linked a video about the dodge I was talking about. It makes him swing and miss, the. U can step in and hit

[soft osprey]

You don’t have to. If you don’t like how the game works just don’t play.

[vagrant fern]

but i want to use the big greatswords and equip my character in armor. if i cant beat the boss, how do i get to use this equipment?

[dire moon]

If he swings from top down to the left of u, step to your right and give a swing. Opposite of he does the other. Move away from his blade, keep yours in his direction

[warm void]

whys yo name glowing

[soft osprey]

Theres a free play mode

[warm void]

nvm

[soft osprey]

On the right side of the screen

[warm void]

just a new discord feature

[vagrant fern]

so the other user was just trolling me the whole time?
thnks for giving a straight answer

[soft osprey]

Idk, but yeah just do free play. Every tier but baron is unlocked

[devout dew]

That game is fire

[vagrant fern]

i just tried playing as man of arms in free play but its just a button saying to go back to gauntlet mode

how do i start free play mode?

[devout dew]

just click Play demo

[vagrant fern]

well thats not confusing at all!

[soft osprey]

I agree

[devout dew]

[vagrant fern]

why would it be named play demo and not play free play mode

?

[soft osprey]

Cause it’s still the demo Youre playing, or something, idk. Sounds right though

[celest spire]

What is the actual name of the Half Sword class(like play as 'Man at arms' class)? "Tier"? Or just "Class"?

[slow drift]

guys

[vagrant fern]

well if english is not my first language you would think there can be a languiage barrier? seeing that i actually had to come into the chat to ask how to start the game? needs a fix

[slow drift]

i have bag, i can’t choose 1 of 3 modes in the start

anyone know how to fix?

[soft osprey]

Idk, nobody ever complains about it so it doesn’t seem to be an issue lol

But obviously they’ll adjust. Youre playing a pre alpha after all

[warm void]

did they make breaking bones easier?

[north glade]

how'd you get your reflections to look like that?

[young saffron]

dx12 for directx and medium graphics

[north glade]

thx

[young saffron]

the axe is kinda good ngl

[shell bronze]

bro said the axe is kinda good knowing it's one of the two most annoying weapons in the game to fight against

nuclear bomb on a stick

[young saffron]

yeah you're right holy shit

[shell bronze]

it just needs to catch on to any fleshy or otherwise soft surface to murder and/or decapitate

[young saffron]

and also it can knock you out if it hits you over the head and you have a helmet on

[shell bronze]

if you don't utilize footwork to dodge and/or let the axe user get close enough to you to swing full force you're lowkey#cooked

[shell bronze]

it's literally a war hammer and laser cutter in one

[young saffron]

and I thought the plancon was bad...

[shell bronze]

plancon at least doesn't decapitate under most circumstances and relies on a bunch of low-medium cuts + bludgeoning + range to get you

it's easier to deal with especially as you gain armor

[warm void]

chat, how do I assemble a Willie's chest back again?

[shell bronze]

i fight it with commoner and longsword all the time

[north glade]

thankfully the npcs dont understand what a lever is and graciously allow you to bat away their polearms

for the big axe its much harder to defend against i find

[young saffron]

the only reason I like to fight against axes than swords is because they don't half sword as often

makes fights more intense

[shell bronze]

when they half sword it's free kill though lowkey

[young saffron]

He'll figure it out himself. willie is so smart and strong that he'll do surgery on himself

[young saffron]

Yeah but I mean in free mode. in gauntlet free kills are nice. in free mode they're boring

[shell bronze]

they don't use the half sword as a means of getting super strong strikes at close range but want to run at you and try to choke you out for whatever reason

[young saffron]

yeah willie's a bit special

but that's why we affectionately peel off his skin🥰

[north wigeon]

“remember, switching to thy siedarm ore dagger is fasta then re arming!”

[young saffron]

not in willies case tho. he can bend pretty fast

[shell bronze]

real

but honestly i've played enough by now to attribute every bit of damage taken against any weapon to be a mistake on my part

battle axe becomes easy when you don't try to play aggressively against it and parry or give it any chance of hitting you

[leaden yarrow]

Does anyone know if there's a specific reason why the devs haven't implemented (practically) any maille or brigandine armor in the game??

Or the demo at least

[silver trail]

will there ever be multi player

[little wren]

To be decided, nothing confirmed.

[silver trail]

ok but it would be cool

[shell bronze]

usually funny things happen when you combine physics based jankfest with mp

[fiery fox]

hi

im new

nice to meet you

[idle loom]

What is the weapon that has all them spikes on it

ty

[indigo lintel]

I really want maile and brigantine armor

[gritty wedge]

where is this from 😭

[young saffron]

had to peel off his face

I will

[dire moon]

How's it so far

[young saffron]

It is done...

[quaint mirage]

how to play in braon mode

baron*

[dire moon]

I'm also wondering.

[quaint mirage]

hmmm

[dire moon]

How to play as the baron. I am on the last tier tho and haven't tried it yet, it just makes me a peasant with no weapons and it's hard af

If I die on that character will I start at the bottom again?

[ancient portal]

It would be so fun if people dont take it too seriously

[dire moon]

This game has the potential to be extremely competitive and toxic

[young saffron]

chopped off his toes lmaooo

[dire moon]

Or really mellow, chill, relaxing and fun

I have recently learned the leg sweet with the halberd and bilhook. It is a blast

[young saffron]

I wonder who made that weapon...

[dire moon]

What u know about Walter

Night

Is there a way yet to build my class

Actively pick what helmet sword or spear, ect

[young saffron]

I know that he's a normal teacher who also works at a car wash. he's a very good person who would never do anything bad ever

[dire moon]

I use to live in Albuquerque

[indigo lintel]

what is this

Brigandine and maile is actually pretty fucking useful dude

fucking edgelord

[narrow urchin]

I would love to see some brigandines in this game

[dull iron]

how precise

hi

[young saffron]

why can I see willies willie

[dull iron]

what willie?

[young saffron]

oh yeah, you're right...

lmao

[north glade]

willie reproduces via mitosis

he has no need for such things

[young saffron]

he's too much of a chad

[dull iron]

where we are talking about reproduction?

i think we were talking about half sword

[dapper trail]

Willie is a fungus

[dull iron]

not half sweihänder

[sweet hamlet]

yeah, they reproduce by splitting in... half.

[sweet hamlet]

so we're actually just encouraging the cycle of Willie

[dapper trail]

What

[versed wedge]

I have no image perms

pain

[dapper trail]

It’s zweihänder

[dull iron]

yes, i was about to correct it

[dapper trail]

Ok

[dull iron]

i've tiped it quickly

[dull iron]

this mf

[dapper trail]

yes

[dull iron]

how did you get that?

[dapper trail]

check my bio

[young saffron]

beautiful

[dull iron]

i need it

[dapper trail]

mods

chrome334 pack 2

[versed wedge]

I was fighting (as a knight) when suddenly I got thrown out of the arena as if something exploded

[dapper trail]

on nexus

[dull iron]

oh you're a medieval german weaposn nerd

[versed wedge]

I sent it in the #game-footage-🎮🎥

[young saffron]

I so badly want to do Hema, but the nearest club is an hour away and starts at 8pm and ends at 10pm

[dull iron]

i'm not that good

[dapper trail]

no

[dapper trail]

i just really like zweihänders

[young saffron]

big weapons are cool. and interesting weapons are fun

[dull iron]

is because they are the best weapons of all times?

[indigo lintel]

I just like big sword

[young saffron]

the macuahuitl is a really interesting weapon

[indigo lintel]

big weapon

[dull iron]

is a big weapon

[young saffron]

can be if you tried hard enough

[dapper trail]

idk

i love them tho

did you know some zweihänders, even though they were really big had scabbards

[young saffron]

it's made out of obsidian to break off in the wound and make infection and also really jagged hard to stitch wounds

[dull iron]

i'm cooked

[young saffron]

didn't the nodachi have some sort of squire to help unsheathe it?

[dapper trail]

they would go up against the parierhaken and be tied with a rope

[young saffron]

wouldn't surpise me if the zweilhanders and montantes had the same thing going on

[dull iron]

no hay he missed i wasn't even moving

[dapper trail]

probably i dont know

https://packaged-media.redd.it/q3jncvob8iia1/pb/m2-res_1080p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1751151600&s=6304d69d12ebff4c905e46a40c7a233eaf66c72a

seems possible without

maybe people of high stature had squires tho

[young saffron]

I just watched that video on google lmao

[dapper trail]

lol

it seems like the majority of zwehänders had ricassos

like if the parierhaken was against the handle it wouldnt be sharpened

also a ricasso would be handy since the zweihänder is long

a ricasso is an unsharpened bit at the start of the blade

[indigo lintel]

Ÿ

h

H

H

[indigo lintel]

bro what

pollen

I must be high

Zweihander is sword

[dapper trail]

what

[indigo lintel]

just spin it and scare enemies

It’s not a polewrm

[dapper trail]

pollen?

oh

[indigo lintel]

Polearm

[dapper trail]

border line

its very long

i didnt say i was a polearm

it was a matter of speach

since its

long

[indigo lintel]

yogcoohicohogcofod

My breaking is brain

bro

[little verge]

Polearms are general categorized by being a hafted weapon.

[steep verge]

Half Sword lehrt dich, wie du in der mittelalterlichen Zeit überlebst, also spiel es.

[dapper trail]

i meant length wise

since they tend to be longer

[crude flower]

Sorta

[modest whale]

ricardo 💀

[dapper trail]

what

[dreamy pine]

ive just beaten the fianl boss and it says that i need to prepare for the ultimate challenge, what is it?

[dapper trail]

wave mode

it ends with baron

gold armor guy

so you did not beat the final boss

but uh

if all is good this should be a checkpoint

[modest whale]

ricardo will come for you

and you have to fight him

[light garnet]

i love shieldbashing raaaaaagh

[soft osprey]

I haft to hand it to you, Youre pretty smart

[steep verge]

https://tenor.com/view/server-playhouse-jokes-tolerated-gif-13749887589528707064

[dire moon]

How many waves on the gauntlet

[modest whale]

😈

[short pagoda]

hai

do you get image perms on level 2

[austere salmon]

i love my sword

he doesnt tho

[little verge]

Yes you do.

[short pagoda]

oh nice

[quick sundial]

guys what is the best faction rn

[naive holly]

I like England bc im bad but trying to play around with France and dodging.

HRE is probably the best bc stamina at higher tiers

Imo

And arrowtime

[young saffron]

Bohemia because you can roleplay as henry of skalitz

[naive holly]

Tru

[quick sundial]

i dont really understand the meaning of faster dodging

how you even dodge in this game

[young saffron]

it's actually really good

you press S and dodge

[quick sundial]

i will try it

isnt it

just

[naive holly]

Shift and arrow keys. Its subtle but noticeable especially with france

[quick sundial]

going backwords

[naive holly]

I mean movment keys lol

[modest whale]

france?

[quick sundial]

oh

i understand it

now

[naive holly]

The blue and gold crest is france yeh

[modest whale]

you mean faster dodging?

[naive holly]

If you swing your camera while you dodge yes

[modest whale]

the country of france means you can run away faster???

[naive holly]

Lmao true

[languid trail]

Will

[young saffron]

ie

Willie

[modest whale]

Will EEEEEE HEEE HEEE AAA HEEE

[young saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-you-willie-i-need-you-love-heart-gif-16007100

lmaooo

[languid trail]

To get accurate weapon models and armor, the developers had to make a time machine to travel to 20th century England

[modest whale]

is this true chat

[young saffron]

willie cripples a man, kisses him on the forehead then runs away

[modest whale]

he's still alive

and his voice is pulsating

[patent needle]

i think thats hacking

ban this wille

[dapper trail]

IM QUITE HUNGRY

[modest whale]

he's a monster

now

[young saffron]

Me when pizzle yank:

[young saffron]

acoustic ahh muffet (if that is the hit undertale character)

[dapper trail]

npcs really spam ” are you yanking my pizzle ”

[dapper trail]

what

i drew that

[young saffron]

It looks like an undertale character lmao

one minute

[dapper trail]

Oke

[languid trail]

Once sliced a guy in half and his legs got up and walked away

[young saffron]

I'M NEVER LOOKING UP MUFFET UNDERTALE EVER AGAIN

OH GOD

I'M TRAUMATIZED😭

[languid trail]

[dapper trail]

What happend

hello?

[young saffron]

I would show you what your character looks like, but I don't want to get traumatized any longer

[dapper trail]

is it the spider boss

[young saffron]

yeah...

[dapper trail]

Is there… questionable fanart

[young saffron]

yes...

[dapper trail]

I understand

[young saffron]

for a spider😭

[modest whale]

wille skeleton

[ruby sequoia]

bro i bodyslammed a dude with MINIMUM graphics and MINIMUM gore

and i still crashed

[dapper trail]

But my drawing doesnt look at all like it

[young saffron]

it's been a while since I played undertale

I slightly forgor

[dapper trail]

Me too

Slightly

And now youre traumatized

[young saffron]

first of all... how tf do you bodyslam people

I wanna bodyslam willie

[ruby sequoia]

uh

[young saffron]

resilient willie

[ruby sequoia]

go in grappling thread

in game footage

u'll be amazed..

[modest whale]

jeff the killer willie

[modest whale]

he's trying to run away

[young saffron]

I laughed so hard watching this for no reason

[modest whale]

told you i was ripped

[young saffron]

I think the entity got him

[modest whale]

nvm

i just realized that looks horrifying

kratos?

[young saffron]

Gustavo Fring?

[modest whale]

HAAAAAAAAAH

[dapper trail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vopbzHsS9K0

[dapper trail]

This reminds me of that

[young saffron]

WIllie is so achletic for doing that handstand. Willie I'm gonna sacrifice the orphans to you later

[dapper trail]

May the orphans perish in a painful way for our lord Willie

[modest whale]

umm help

[young saffron]

He needs to feast...

[modest whale]

why's he smiling???

[young saffron]

He's about to consume some souls

[modest whale]

its even worse now

[modest whale]

i swear he's smiling

😈

[young saffron]

that's what willie get's for being a ragamuffin

didn't cry thee mercy either

https://tenor.com/view/i-killed-chat-just-killed-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-smoking-meme-gif-26470261

[velvet moss]

Yall is kcd2 any good?

[young saffron]

peak

[velvet moss]

And is it comparable to hs at all?

[young saffron]

the combat can be more compared to chivalry 2

but yeah it's really good

1st one is also really good but it is harder

[velvet moss]

Not played

Cause it seems like a fun game, except I’m completely blind so can’t judge at all

[warped apex]

I got two throwing knifes hits on a guy cool

[warped apex]

no

It's a story based game. the combat is okay? I couldn't stand the game myself lol and refunded it within like 30 minutes lol

halfswords combat is just too good

[shell bronze]

half sword combat has ruined other melee combat in games for me

[warped apex]

exactly

it's just on another level

[shell bronze]

only one i still fw is ghost of tsushima and i'm hoping the new game has the same weight to it

[young saffron]

same here tbh

[shell bronze]

i like my kenjutsu

[dapper trail]

That games really good

[young saffron]

And also I want to marry willie

[shell bronze]

ghost of tsushima is peak game 10/10

[warped apex]

if halfsword even goes on vr it's going to be the best combat game on vr lol

[shell bronze]

halfsword going vr would make the fighting actually good and easy

[young saffron]

I still need to get around to playing it before ghost of yotei releases

[dapper trail]

I’m sad i played through it so quickly

[shell bronze]

even more so than it already is on mouse and keyboard

[warped apex]

I threw willy like 10ft

[shell bronze]

did you try dlc yet

[dapper trail]

The Island?

[shell bronze]

yes

[dapper trail]

Yes i have

Ver very ver gooddd

[young saffron]

how are so many of yall so good at begar combat lmao. like all I can do is a mediocore spin kick

[shell bronze]

i honestly think the eagle boss fight is harder than the others

[warped apex]

I've almost 1k hrs played

and I've been away from my pc for about a week I am hot garbage right now

is it bad that I've beaten the game 115 times/

[gusty edge]

how tf does damage to npc work? i have putted it to minium but still one shotting fully armored opponents. id like to have bit longer fights

[dapper trail]

I’m going to sleep now good night ( zwoihonder )

[warped apex]

beautiful

because of the art work I'll buy you the game when it comes out

[warped apex]

Disarmed willy with my billhook then bonked him

[dire moon]

So how many rounds in the gauntlet??

[young saffron]

I think thats a little bit more than a bonk...

[warped apex]

levels or tiers lol

[grim steeple]

"have merc- " KRRK

[young saffron]

He's so resilient. what a handsome lad

[young saffron]

but genuinely how did you make him survive that

[dire moon]

Well I'm on the last thing where I'm basically a peasant and I fight a bunch of ppl that keep spawning

[modest whale]

no pain

and infinite consciousness

[warped apex]

oh that['s the ultimate challenge lol I think they're like? 6-8 waves?

[modest whale]

and npc damage all the way low

[dire moon]

Keep getting the fatal error

[languid trail]

Halfsword

[young saffron]

alright I'll do that next time

[modest whale]

he's acting like he has a joystick

controlling his other half

[young saffron]

one minute, I'm gonna copy your idea and say it was mine👿

[modest whale]

the internet is forever

[young saffron]

Nooo my plan has been foiled!!!

Team rocket is blasting off again

[dire moon]

What's the fatal error

I turned down the blood

[young saffron]

anyone else crash as soon you you die in the void?

[dire moon]

I almost made it thru Rd 6 with 4 ppl

[young saffron]

he somehow survived the neck slash at the end btw

[dire moon]

I crash all the time in the gauntlet

Plz update

[soft osprey]

No! Never!

Turn off blood

Read more about the crashes in the most recent #updates post

[tough yew]

me when john half sword gets horses

[young saffron]

I can't wait to play half joust (I hope that's how you spell it)

[tough yew]

pretty unclear if they're willing to add horses yet

but itd be cool

[young saffron]

gonna name my horse pebbles if they do add them

[drowsy flint]

"physics based" and "animals" tend not to mix well

unless you like horses that run like this

https://tenor.com/view/split-qwop-drunk-stumble-struggle-gif-11402218

[modest whale]

🔥

perfect

thats what i want

[young saffron]

that would be awesome

man facepalmed before dying, what a chad

[lapis marsh]

“Nahhh bruh I can’t believe I let that shit happen”

[warped apex]

Hands are fast around here

[lapis marsh]

Average street fight in Florida

[young saffron]

Willie was so cool for doing this

[elfin abyss]

Anybody else really laggy when spotify is open?

[young saffron]

I don't listen to spotify on pc, but you could just put it on your phone and listen to it from there (video unrelated)

I honestly do not know how that went through his armour

[torn steeple]

peak mentioned 🪓

the axe is crazy for double taps

[young saffron]

I love the axe so much

but I love every weapon as well

(aside from the billhook sickle)

all axes are good as well

[warped apex]

literally a paid actor

[torn steeple]

axe is my favorite weapon

once i hit a man on the head and his helmet flew off and his head got split in half

absolute cinema

[brisk falcon]

Bruh I cant get off the peasant tier

every time I fight the dudde when I got no weapon

[young saffron]

I love it some much when they go for an attack and you either block it by hitting their hand and it flys off or they go for an overhead and hit the pointy bit of your blade

[young saffron]

that's beggar tier boss I think

helmet guy?

[brisk falcon]

ye

killing me

[solemn holly]

there's a knife in the middle that always spawns

pick it up and stab him

[elfin abyss]

video is very related wdym.. also i listen to it on spotify instead of my tablet since my tablet doesnt have a HEADPHONE JACK

[brisk falcon]

I LOVE THE GORE

[modest whale]

who is that in ur pfp

[brisk falcon]

a FiveM character

[modest whale]

ok

[young saffron]

damn... my phone doesn't have a headphone jack either. I just listen to the brilliant music half sword already has. My favourite one is the one that goes "hey hey hey hey"🔥

[modest whale]

it looked like ps2 graphics

so i thought he was a videogame character

[brisk falcon]

Its actually a graphics mod

[torn steeple]

find that big ass candle holder thing

[modest whale]

bro instantly deleted

💀

[drowsy flint]

oof

get rekt scruberoony

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-pillow-goodbye-goodnight-gif-19939686

[modest whale]

what happened

[drowsy flint]

the instant deletion

[modest whale]

oh

i thought he got banned for a second

with that gif you put

[young saffron]

nah

there was no hey hey hey

so the joke wasn't funny and I deleted

[drowsy flint]

nah its coz i said scruberoony

[modest whale]

neighborooni'

is that what he says

[drowsy flint]

like what flanders says and this was the most psychotic one i could find on short notice

yes

and okily dokily

[modest whale]

yeah

[elfin abyss]

anybody play minecraft

[modest whale]

which one

[young saffron]

I like ya cut G

[elfin abyss]

modded

java

[modest whale]

yeah

[elfin abyss]

thanks

[elfin abyss]

what mods

[young saffron]

willie gives someone brain damage and pats them on the back

[modest whale]

umm

i use atlauncher

so i have several modpacks

[elfin abyss]

dont use at launcher

[modest whale]

why

[elfin abyss]

i personally dont like it

[lapis marsh]

Headache

[elfin abyss]

willie has a tough fucking skull

[elfin abyss]

when i used it i couldnt get a single frame

[modest whale]

ok

[lapis marsh]

Get him some ibuprofen

[modest whale]

i used it and it was fine

and i ran the server

[elfin abyss]

Nice

also halfsword is stuck on stopping

[modest whale]

🥶

[young saffron]

willie breaks a mans jaw, picks him up, kisses him on the forehead then runs away

[modest whale]

and turns away to touch his wood

[young saffron]

you single handedly killed the chat

lol

[modest whale]

i said the truth

🗿

[elfin abyss]

bro theese fucking pitchforks are bullshit

[lapis marsh]

Just don’t walk into em

[dull iron]

@dapper trail what do you think about this sword i've made?

[elfin abyss]

what game is this

[dull iron]

bladesong is about making swords

[elfin abyss]

is it free

[dull iron]

is a playtest

[elfin abyss]

dm

pretty please

[elfin abyss]

..zombie

[soft osprey]

Lmfao

Love it

[modest whale]

what's IN YOUR HEAD

[soft osprey]

Did you just knock his hat off or literally take his head off

I can’t tell

[short cloud]

just the hat

[soft osprey]

Beautiful

[lapis marsh]

Why is it so short and wide bro 😭

That shit built like a dwarf

[dull iron]

IS AVERAGE

you hearthless

[lapis marsh]

The guard does NOT need to be that wide bro

[short cloud]

it has personality

[lapis marsh]

Shit finna snap like a twig

[dull iron]

he has

[short cloud]

its not he

[dull iron]

yes it is

[short cloud]

you proved im right by saying it and not he

[dull iron]

shit

has feelings and a good AVERAGE lenght

like willie

[lapis marsh]

Short

[modest whale]

ok

i make up for it

with my raw power

😠

[dull iron]

i know lenght doesn't writes that way but idk how is writen

[dull iron]

average

[modest whale]

lenkf

[lapis marsh]

length

[dull iron]

has a very big zoom out

[lapis marsh]

looks cool tho

[lapis marsh]

how big is the hilt then

[dull iron]

very

the max i think

[lapis marsh]

how many bananas long

[dull iron]

now i've shrinken the hilt

[lapis marsh]

and the crossguard

[lapis marsh]

now it actually looks sensible lmao

[dull iron]

wait, crossward is this part?

[lapis marsh]

the big curly things yeh

[modest whale]

bro

but you need those

[dull iron]

ohh i've shrinken the crossward

not the hilt

[lapis marsh]

crossguard but yeh

[dull iron]

now the hilt is

[modest whale]

micro

[lapis marsh]

TINY ASS HILT LMAO

[modest whale]

😠

[lapis marsh]

pinkie hilt

[dull iron]

is to held it with the pinkie

[modest whale]

bro

ur pinky will snap

[lapis marsh]

british sword

[dull iron]

good?

[modest whale]

WTF

it curves

[dull iron]

i know

[lapis marsh]

count dooku type shit

[modest whale]

bro needs to see a doctor

[lapis marsh]

that made me cackle fuck you

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/dooku-star-wars-looking-foward-been-looking-forward-to-this-gif-18360410

[dull iron]

the black guy called smith?

[modest whale]

blacksmith

HA HA HA

[sleek valve]

First name Black, last name Smith

[young saffron]

willie goes on a journey of self discovery and what it means to love one another

[modest whale]

first name mister

last name T

[dull iron]

now? i think is good

[modest whale]

yeah

[lapis marsh]

very nice

[modest whale]

its so good

[dull iron]

oh, i was thinking about a black guy called smith

[modest whale]

keep my sword

out YOUR MOUTH

[sleek valve]

handle is a bit funny but i guess you can say that it's built for people with gloves

no pommel?

[dull iron]

and this one?

[sleek valve]

THICC handle, SMOLL pommel

[dull iron]

the pommel can't be en biggened

unshrinkened

[sleek valve]

I'm sad

[dull iron]

enbiggened isn't a real word is it?

[sleek valve]

Mb wrong gif

https://tenor.com/view/inabakumori-cry-sad-anime-japanese-gif-25545435

[young saffron]

He's so happy! look he's smiling!

[modest whale]

this what i made

[soft osprey]

Is that a candle on the bottom

Useful

[rancid reef]

genuinely what teh fuck bro

i try dropping my sword and it goes through my head

💀

[soft osprey]

Watch those sharp spots!!!

[modest whale]

its a thing for ur necklace

[rancid reef]

all i did was lcick the drop button and it goes thru my head

why can that even happen bro

tha tjust ruined my whole run

[soft osprey]

Why are you carrying a big knife around your neck! One wrong move and Youre stabbing yourself

[modest whale]

style

[soft osprey]

Dont lick the drop button

[modest whale]

im so rich i can just buy more blood

[soft osprey]

I can explain. It’s a pre alpha, so theres bound to be bugs! It’s unfortunate but it is what it is

Dont worry though. Early access is coming sometimes in October-December

And it’ll be a huge addition

[young saffron]

I thought the itch.io was the pre alpha and the playtest was the alpha

or maybe I'm just special

like willie

[soft osprey]

Idek what to call the itch.io version

But what we are currently in is the pre alpha

[young saffron]

so I'm special like willie then

[soft osprey]

No, it hasn’t been said that often

[young saffron]

but I want to be special like willie

[soft osprey]

Okay Youre special like Willie

[young saffron]

why were you caressing willies face

let me do that

that's my job

[warped apex]

new dune game is awesome

[soft osprey]

Willie is a stunner. Me and Willie were having a moment, and then Willie interrupted. Jealous mf

[young saffron]

I don't blame you

he's so handsome and strong

I wish he would marry me

[soft osprey]

Literally the peak of character design. I wish I could play as willie in every aaa game

Let me play Willie in Fortnite

[young saffron]

I want to play as willie in KCD

that would be so funny

[soft osprey]

Start making ai videos of Willie over kcd clips

It would fit his character with the things Henry says sometimes

[fierce solar]

hanging on by a thread...?

[balmy sand]

ragebaiting pitchfrauds in abyss is so fun

fuck pitchfork AI

[young saffron]

I torture willies who use plancons and pitchforks

I hate them

[balmy sand]

pitchfork feels more annoyign to fight than normal ass spear

[fierce solar]

cut off one hand, pick up the plancon, beat them to death with it

or pick up the hand, and beat them with that

[balmy sand]

YES im a short candlestick user

YES we exist

what even happens in abyss after you beat knight/braon

*baron

do you just die

[half gyro]

I wounder how good an open battlefield mode would be like

maybe a large buhurt?

or just a battlefield

eigther or

[misty robin]

yo where do i find my images from the in game camera

[naive holly]

In the game directory, gotta right click on the game in steam, browse local files

[misty robin]

tyy

[stable roost]

I have a friend now

[undone adder]

is there any opportunity to make Willy fight until death?

[stable roost]

Without mods I dont think so

[half gyro]

where do people get mods anyway

[young saffron]

I'm trying to suplex willie but my character won't stop grabbing his arms

except for this time

[stable roost]

Nexus

[half gyro]

taing

[elfin abyss]

rate my willie

got chopped in the face with an axe

arm slashed with a great sword

[stable roost]

You're fine

[elfin abyss]

two tapped the greatsword boss after he sliced my arm

[young saffron]

He's smiling!

he's fine

[elfin abyss]

i just got some bullshit happened to me

apparently the shields on my back do nothing!

because my ASSCHEEK got stabbed ONCE

and i died

[young saffron]

Long before time had a name

williejitsu

[soft kelp]

how do you guys like my absolutely uncontested playstyle

[elfin abyss]

how the fuck does the greatsword boss SOMEHOW ALWAYS MANAGE TO HIT ME IN THE NECK

[elfin abyss]

i throw spears

[elfin abyss]

dude im in the abyss

i beat the game twice already

there are NO long sword

s

like that

well theere are

but they dont give them to me

[soft kelp]

you can do this with about any longsword

but seriously

just grab the candle stick

[elfin abyss]

there arent any longswords

proper ones

also HELL NAH THATS CHEESING

[soft kelp]

ive beaten him with a falchion and shield

[elfin abyss]

okay DR. FLEX

[soft kelp]

martial arts master

[mint wadi]

they be questing for me like the holy grail

[young saffron]

(fwi I wasn't taking any damge because I was practiacing suplexs on willie and had player damage on the minimum)

[mint wadi]

lol

get parried nerd

[sleek gull]

Nice block

[mint wadi]

but have you ever defeated anybody by....dancing?

[young saffron]

Finally I suplexed him

[mint wadi]

He wasn't even losing blood.

[sleek gull]

That is way too funny! lol

[mint wadi]

Just...fell wrong.

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/sisters-amy-poehler-maura-ellis-tina-fey-kate-ellis-gif-14962124

[mint wadi]

Yeah when he broke his arm I was like...wtf okay I guess this tactic worked.

[summer brook]

how did he break his own arm trying to grab that thing on the ground

[mint wadi]

It may have been his leg

Either way he fell and broke something

[sleek gull]

wtb hack saw

[mint wadi]

THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH.

I really feel like they need to implement something for slow cuts.

Cause I've definitely ran my sword slowly along someones neck and it didn't cut.

[lusty kraken]

can they please fix the scythe its glitchy as hell

[rancid reef]

next best in abyss

[young saffron]

who tf was this supernatural willie who I was fighting😭

[rancid reef]

only reason i died is cus i was being stupid and ran into the weapon

[sleek gull]

I legit had nearly the same exact thing happen to me. Throw out a sick aerial spin kick, and got plucked out of the air and slammed lol

[young saffron]

I swear you're either fighting the dumbest hook spammers or literally Bruce Lee

[mint wadi]

haha yeah pretty much.

I've died many times doing kicks.

Sometimes I get parried in wild ways, like they grab my foot and my momentum takes me and I basically get slammed into the ground.

[sleek gull]

F

Found it lol

[mint wadi]

Or the classic, my foot gets cut off. or leg. Or body.

[mint wadi]

it's like you were attempting to ride him.

[sleek gull]

Mounting Willie lol

[mint wadi]

I got desperate because I thought he cut my neck. I think he did but it was very light so it ended up not killing me as quick.

Also check that smooth as hell cut

There's probably an actual name for it.

But I like to do it.

You ready your sword in the mid left area and then swing down left, then up right, then down left.

Makes you spin it out of the way of their block/halfsword.

[sleek gull]

An oldie but a goodie.

"There are two kinds of people who enjoy this clip. And one of you should be ashamed."

This was a good one lol Willie wasn't having any of my nonsense.

[mint wadi]

Is this....a joke about the bottom one probably enjoying being shamed?

[sleek gull]

Yes

[mint wadi]

I interpreted this as there's someone who likes the clip and wants to be the top one and there's one who wants to be the bottom one.

[surreal nymph]

Bro

[mint wadi]

This one is insane haha

[surreal nymph]

I turned on a setting in the game and now I can’t play it anymore

[sleek gull]

Don't do that

[surreal nymph]

I already did it

[sleek gull]

And here we are...

[surreal nymph]

And I deleted the game and re-downloaded it, but I still can’t play it

[sleek gull]

I kid...There is a settings file you can delete, then restart the game. It should re add itself

[fierce acorn]

can an hp envy run chivalry 2?

[sleek gull]

Oh, that is odd

[surreal nymph]

Do I have to download it again?

[summer brook]

try "-dx 11" in launch in steam settings

[mint wadi]

depends on the model. Probably not though.

[fierce acorn]

oh, didnt know there were separate models with diff sepcs

lemme try to find mine

[surreal nymph]

When is the full game coming out

[sleek gull]

Q4.

[fierce acorn]

8gb (7.33 useable) ram

[sleek gull]

Well....Early Access is in Q4

[mint wadi]

They literally go from being garbage to being an actual decent gaming pc depending on the model.

[fierce acorn]

i need to go deeper to find the oher shit ig

[sleek gull]

No idea for the full game

[fierce acorn]

damn, thats crazy

[formal chasm]

sad

[fierce acorn]

how do i find my model?

[surreal nymph]

Wdym

[mint wadi]

Judging by the gb ram, probably not able to run.

It's probably a lower end model.

[sleek gull]

4th quarter of 2025. Between October and December

[fierce acorn]

it does have min of 8gb

[formal chasm]

i had 8 and just bought a 16gb stick, pc got 10x better

[fierce acorn]

yeah probably

[surreal nymph]

Oh🤦🏻

[fierce acorn]

i could maybe try to change the settings enough

[young saffron]

I'm getting better at it...

[fierce acorn]

does c2 have directx options?

[mint wadi]

Press ctrl+shift+escape at the same time. It will open up task manager.

Check the performance tab.

[fierce acorn]

ah thanks

[formal chasm]

or you could spent 20 bucks on a stick

[mint wadi]

Do you have a gpu

[fierce acorn]

not sure

lemme type it out

[mint wadi]

Does it say GPU anywhere in performance.

[fierce acorn]

yep

[mint wadi]

Click on it. What does it say.

[sleek gull]

Thats how you break out of a bind! lol

[fierce acorn]

Cpu; AMD Ryzen 7 5700U with Radeon Graphics
Memory; 8.0 GB (7.3 GB)
GPU 0; AMD Radeon(TM) Graphics

[mint wadi]

did you...grab him with your left and then swing with one hand?

[fierce acorn]

It doesent say anything specific so i dont think so

[sleek gull]

Yes

[mint wadi]

It's an AMD APU. Not really a good gaming PC but as far as APUs go it's pretty good.

Let me check performance.

[sleek gull]

Press Q while holding a two handed sword, and you will reach out to grab.

[fierce acorn]

k

[sleek gull]

additionally, if you press Q to grab while sheathed, you can have this weirdness

[mint wadi]

Yeah you could play chivalry 2. Lower the settings in the game to low-medium and lower the resolution by setting the upscaling lower if you need better performance.

[summer brook]

ok

[mint wadi]

Bro is not following the graph at all

[fierce acorn]

thanks bro

[mint wadi]

np

[vital orchid]

sup

[elfin abyss]

why cant we survive with ONE hand

thats unfair

but the ai's can

[valid pebble]

add a loadout manager and a bow and arrow 🥺✌🏻

[young saffron]

I don't even know what to call this one

[valid pebble]

Halfsword will run on anything if you don’t care about graphics

I can play it on my shitty modern i3 igpu laptop

low settings ofc

720p

you could probably do 1080p low

use lossless scaling

[fierce acorn]

Yeah halfsword runs decent on low

for me

[fierce acorn]

?

[valid pebble]

use lossless scaling if you want more fos

[fierce acorn]

did they add the new graphics update or somethign

[valid pebble]

fps

[valid pebble]

huh

no it’s an app

costs money on steam but I could get you a free link

[valid pebble]

just a scaler that doubles your fps

works really good

[fierce acorn]

how does it work

[valid pebble]

put your games in windowed mode, add a keybind in lossless settings so you can scale and unscale, set it up, and use it

[valid pebble]

dont really know WHAT it does but it doubles my fps

[fierce acorn]

??

[valid pebble]

i thinks its kinda like fsr or dlss

ai fps

[valid pebble]

uuhh ill dm you a vid

[valid pebble]

are you recording every round

[sleek gull]

Yes

[summer brook]

no

[wheat wigeon]

Might as well if they're decent. I got hundreds of clips

Probably too many

[summer brook]

technically yes i have background recording on

[sleek gull]

I'm currently organizing mine lol. 800 all in one folder is killin me.

[sleek gull]

Same

[wheat wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/pour-drink-pouring-alcohol-respect-gif-9283896756814937503

Not the dreaded embed fail...

[drowsy flint]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[wheat wigeon]

[rancid reef]

bro 💀 i didn't get hit ONCE in abyss and i got to the second boss killed him then died cus his weapon gained its own concious and decided it wanted me dead

[vapid kite]

does anybody know how many different joints you can break on willy? I only know of the elbows and knees, but what about shoulders or the hip?

[young saffron]

willie when you call him a ragamuffin:

[young saffron]

I think you can break his neck if that counts

[vapid kite]

i think you just caved his skull in lmao

[young saffron]

How are you doing it with so much force😭

[vapid kite]

im trying that rn

[young saffron]

I’ve been practicing suplexing Willie for the past 2 hours

[wind charm]

hitbox physics goes really floating around the root bone

[young saffron]

Ive only done it twice

3 times if you count the video I just showed. But that was on the weaker end

[young saffron]

Willie always seems to want to grab the other willies wrist and not the leg

[wind charm]

this WILL happen

[wind charm]

yeah most cases indicate that grappling with the inside thigh is more consistant

[young saffron]

It just popped off lmao

[shell bronze]

it's like opening a coke bottle

[fierce acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-no-image-perms-image-perms-flex-gif-23244245

[wind charm]

Baxe users always getting the worst possible deaths given to them 🥀

[vapid kite]

look at #game-footage-🎮🎥

[lucid juniper]

Is there any way to prevent fatal crashes, I get one every like 30 minutes now

[vapid kite]

never had a crash from this game, what are your settings?

[drowsy flint]

keeps trying to play on cinematic lol

[fallen warren]

Hey, I have a question why in my game i cant have swords and equipment in the mode of 1v1, cause i saw the videos of the people, and they have swords

[drowsy flint]

click free mode, then the portraits

[fallen warren]

What do u mean about free mode?

[lucid juniper]

Hold on

I play on high and medium gore

120 fps and I get no lag

[north wigeon]

they want to hold hands ❤️
-# please don’t execute another member of my family please

[drowsy flint]

the free mode button

knife fighting is underrated imo

[brazen forum]

what's the red area man

[pearl ferry]

parry stab

[mint wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-stop-playing-you-cant-be-serious-can't-believe-it-for-real-gif-15330755033980503548

[brazen forum]

bro's been dearmed

[gray matrix]

how was the gore even made?

ive noticed that

once i cut half the body