halfsword-chat-⚔

[bronze mural]

so I probably can't

[wind charm]

NO MAN

It's ME fighting in that clip

[bronze mural]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kxxrwh96lU8EWzkqz?invite=cr-MSx0a1QsMTgxMzg4MzE2

[wind charm]

spawn in an enemy

[bronze mural]

might as well try!

[naive holly]

Also

Rip bro

[bronze mural]

Figured it out

I had no pain on for a bit before I realized

[bronze mural]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kxxwaFBxF4DieO4gs?invite=cr-MSxMZzUsMTgxMzg4MzE2

Bit hard to aim your shots

when you're legit in 2nd person

But I hit a nice oblique into a head hook into an axe kick

[young saffron]

dare you to try and land a spin kick lmao

[bronze mural]

Challenge accepted

[formal plover]

hey just wondering, how many of you spare willie when he asks for mercy?

[bronze mural]

I somehow

ended up

spectating an active npc

without disabling its consciousness

lol

I did break my game in doing so

[young saffron]

I usually spear him (hahaha get it because spare is sorta spelt like spear... that was funny right guys... right?)

[pearl ferry]

if they were weak and had a strong weapon and they beg for mercy, they get killed
if they beg for mercy but look like they were mortally wounded, they get killed
if they beg for mercy after kicking my ass I spare them
if they had a shit weapon and beg for mercy I spare them

[formal plover]

"spare me kindness!" "i can spear you some kindness"

[formal plover]

honorable rules

[bronze mural]

If my fist goes through the other side of their body I spare them

and get them a referral at dunkin donuits

[upper flume]

I spare them every time, more humiliating that way

[young saffron]

I usually kick them to the ground, grab them by the legs and swing them around. they live but have probably the worst ptsd know to man lmao

when they beg for mercy

[upper flume]

Walls of Jericho if I’m in a bad mood though

[bronze mural]

Single leg takedown > Piledriver > Delicious Chicken Noodle Soup

[young saffron]

I cry thee mercy!

[upper flume]

Jim Ross mod when?

[young saffron]

Bob Ross mod when?

[wind charm]

that's exactly why this video I'm working on is taking so long

[upper flume]

A little alizarin crimson here, there and all over the arena

[young saffron]

Some Monty python and the holy grail looking scene at the end there lmao

love it

[mint wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/nemo-the-incredibles-missing-son-ocean-gif-7220501

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/asdf-asdfmovie-that's-my-boy-no-my-boy-father-help-gif-9986369475158426288

[wind charm]

when I did the recording sessions, I literally screamed "WHERE'S HIS SON FUCKING SON" and realised I must sound insane

[wind charm]

asdf mentioned 🔥

[mint wadi]

lol

I can imagine a neighbor hearing you

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/spoon-is-too-big-gif-696650115047526847

[young saffron]

Don't worry, I'm sure my neighbors hear willies screams and think I'm a psychopath lmao

[wind charm]

Skyrim NPC's after a quest and they no longer have any interaction voicelines

[mint wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-villager-staring-phoenixsc-gif-25945930

Replace villager sounds with those

oh my god

that'd be so cursed

[sleek gull]

A lovely and generous community member graced me with this amazing piece of fine art. I am honored and forever in his debt.

[mint wadi]

Nice.

[young saffron]

I'd learn how to mod minecraft just to do that lol

[mint wadi]

I really want a metal baseball bat ingame

[wind charm]

bless up 🙏

[mint wadi]

Fucking BONK

[young saffron]

Put dispencer here

[sleek gull]

the double fuller is too hott.

The Wind Up

[sleek gull]

If I wasn't to go with the cross guard I did, I do like the type you have. With the flare ups on the ends

Do you find you can trap their weapon on that cross guard?

[bronze mural]

I gotta figure out how to change weapon material

[wind charm]

first parry

it was a little too close to fucking beheading me but that cross guard caught it

[minor wigeon]

i just beat the ultimate challenge and then got a fatal error and had to restart my pc

hope it saved

[sleek gull]

The redirect

[steep herald]

Ask one of the modders, but not chrome he's already busy with a modpack

[wind charm]

icl I've honestly used this song so much that it's pretty much turned into Bitter-Relative's theme song

[bronze mural]

Man A tonfa would go so hard in half sword

[minor wigeon]

if i had a nickel for every time my game crashed mid final challenge

i would have 2 nickels

[sleek gull]

Disarm.

[minor wigeon]

which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/catch-baseball-mess-fail-gif-5672218

[dense crypt]

I violated a willy and then the game crashed because of it

[naive holly]

I just posted a bunch if disarms earlier why are they so fun

Still hands down my cleanest

[drifting thistle]

is there any plans of multiplayer?

[naive holly]

#faq nothing planned, but they'll potentially consider it post release

Potentially

potentially

[sleek gull]

The First Person view makes it even better! lol

[drifting thistle]

cause i could have sworn there use to be an option which was like "multiplayer coming soon"

[drifting thistle]

whats post release

[naive holly]

I should have specified there will be local splitscreen multiplayer. I was referring to online.

[naive holly]

After the game comes out

This is a demo

Not even an early access

[sleek gull]

your mom knows about post release lol

[drifting thistle]

blud so funny

[sleek gull]

sorry, can't help myself

[drifting thistle]

so frickin funny

[naive holly]

The kick on the second one had me rolling actually 💀

[drifting thistle]

will the game cost money

cause if it does im gonna cry

[sleek gull]

It will cost money. Seems like under $30

[naive holly]

And yeah ive been doing a first person gauntlet run. Its not the easiest but still a lot of fun

[naive holly]

Yeah 30 is their cap but most likely 20

[minor wigeon]

yippee

on the third attempt i didnt crash and won

[tired prism]

does anyone know why someone named shumno? was banned

[naive holly]

Idk anything about it maybe open a modmail ticket to ask

[sterile perch]

can u 1v1 friends on halfsword

[tired prism]

already got my answer

[versed shoal]

hey, can i play half sword multiplayer?

[tired prism]

skull

did you just ask that

for a singleplayer

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-reynolds-ryan-grim-reaper-spirited-death-gif-18221343222771305504

come here

let me tell you something

multiplayer is not happening for a while

[versed shoal]

😭 ok, tysm for answering my stupid question

[tired prism]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-scratch-itchy-tongue-out-gif-15852269361906141346

hey im that guy who will answer questions that everyone ignores

i feel bad for the people

[high cape]

Yo umm i need sum help w the game and got 0 idea where to ask so uhh ill ask here
Basically i updated the game, downloaded enhancer mod, it ran fine for a few sessions, not whenever i try to join it says fatal error on launch

I cant even play 😭

[tired prism]

you gotta keep running it until it works

i open it average of like 3 to 5 times

before it doesnt fatal

[high cape]

I redownloaded and did allat

Multiple times

[tired prism]

you havent opened the enhancer enough clearly

[high cape]

It just doesnt want to cooperatw

[tired prism]

you need to have adhd its the way to get past it

persistance

[high cape]

...

[tired prism]

basically

[high cape]

Ok👍

[tired prism]

i was joking just keep trying

do it 20 times and tell me if it works lmao

just click on the game or whatever

[high cape]

I did it like 30 times already tbh

[shell bronze]

mace users try not to die terrible deaths challenge (they will never win)

[tired prism]

theres no way

[high cape]

It gives me a full white screen and it says fatal error

[tired prism]

use the automatic exe they ask you to download

[tired prism]

we get ittttt im trying to help someone

[high cape]

The launcher for enhancer?

[shell bronze]

god forbid i post unsolicited clips like everybody else

[tired prism]

enhancer has exe auto or manual install

[shell bronze]

@serene tulip

[high cape]

Yea ik i used the auto cuz im lazy

I tried w out it

[tired prism]

i dont get how it doenst work

then

[high cape]

Zhe game just dont wnna work

[naive holly]

Enhancer runs perfect for me yall both have this issue?

[tired prism]

i bet if i try enough itll work

[high cape]

It worked fine like a few days ago

[naive holly]

Try yo a full clean sweep not just a installation

[lean niche]

Gore Selection BUG

Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!

Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall

IMPORTANT

Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.

Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.

[naive holly]

Same method as above

[high cape]

Ohh

Yea i wanted to do thaz but forgot how

Thanks willie

[naive holly]

Well there ya go hopefully it works

[tired prism]

1 fail

so far

2

[naive holly]

Damn that's rough yall

[tired prism]

it worked

3rd time

spam right and left click i was doing that the whole time on that black screen when booting

[high cape]

Ngl idk why ppl dont use the enhaancer for free baron

I mean

Its a bad class and all

But

Still

[tired prism]

i got him without enhancer

cuz im good at the game

[high cape]

Its quite easy

If u dont get

1 shotted

[tired prism]

yes

and for armor combat

i know my shit lets say

[high cape]

I wanted to do the weapons packs but im too smooth brained for that

Id probably mess my game up even more

[tired prism]

hey guys its me back with another minecraft video

[high cape]

...

[tired prism]

bro

just

you can use uhh

custom weapons

with loadout thing

ovdr

[high cape]

?

[tired prism]

soething

[high cape]

Yea ik

[tired prism]

its just loadouts

[high cape]

I dont wnna do allat

[tired prism]

it wont mess ur game

[high cape]

Ik

Im leze

Is there like a

Star wars mod

[naive holly]

no

[high cape]

Sad

[tired prism]

no

there isnt

we dont have the extreme modders jumping into half sword yet

[high cape]

I wnna cuz willis in half..

[high cape]

Wouldnt it he like simpleish?

[tired prism]

custom weapons

[high cape]

Oh my wifi

[high cape]

Yes but

[tired prism]

overhead swings are by far the hardest

but im working on it

personally

[high cape]

On what

Oh

[tired prism]

https://tenor.com/view/aator-fish-atro-fish-aatrox-fishtrox-croctown-gif-24088038

if anyone can guess this map i give sooo much cool stuff

[high cape]

Eh

Since when are there maps in half sword

[tired prism]

its gmod

the map is from a game

just cursed edition

[bronze mural]

Half sword

[high cape]

Oh..

[dense crypt]

I cant get chest armor in abyss is that normal

It just wont spawn

[high cape]

Ayy it worked

Finally

[shell bronze]

vom tag/jodan no kamae compilation

[rigid stirrup]

do willies not wear padding under their helmets?

seems like any decent blunt strike is enough to stun them

[bronze mural]

I removed the blade

Thats all

It has a pretty robust parrying profile and does a fuck load of blunt damage too

who knew halving your sword was a valid strategy

[bronze mural]

dawg

[tired prism]

its on gmod

[bronze mural]

peak

[tired prism]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/812332328751464558/1133259886805929984/caption.gif

[shell bronze]

@serene tulip

[bronze mural]

I actually replaced it with a bar stool and it didn't work, if you want to get technical.

I was trying to make the stoolinator but stumbled upon an ingenious creation in doing so

Yep, and I'd do it again.

The entire weapon model btw

There are no sub-parts for the chair. I could have just put the parts on the chair itself but

My branding is absurdity, not intelligence

I also tried to turn the sword fully leather before that

but it didn't quite work

You sure? I'm pretty sure I screwed it up but I don't know if it works

yeah no enum2 is for both material and layer

so full leather should be leather but wasn't simply because it hates me

[tired prism]

giant weapon mod when

[serene tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/the-croods-grug-hold-on-in-a-minute-impatient-gif-8961954172930655652

[tired prism]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-scratch-itchy-tongue-out-gif-15852269361906141346

[bronze mural]

Dude.

Just spawn in weapons

with a custom scale

and save them

Saving errors sometimes but

[tired prism]

yeah but they are tiny compared to the 1.5x willies you can posess

[bronze mural]

you can just change the vectors

in the files

oh you want them to scale to the willies bro

😭

[tired prism]

you act like i know what im doing

im using half sword enhancer

[bronze mural]

same

[tired prism]

and ovrdth

thing

idk how

[bronze mural]

I tried to put a chair

on the blade

of a sword

u are not as cooked as me

[tired prism]

n0www

[bronze mural]

Ok buddy

ALRIGHT

Not particularly, I'd rather just know how ya got it working

I assume just enum2

Oh?

OH I DEFINATELY SCREWED THAT UP!

[tame hollow]

lets not forget this once happened

[bronze mural]

yeah I may have to take the half-sword behind the barn and execute it to make half leather sword

[bronze mural]

Thanks for the tip gangalicious

I shall reward you with one in turn

You can change the grip module of weapons

to change the hand placement

and balance

so you can hold a greatsword like a dagger

Yes, but I figured I should share it anyway

incase!

Alright bucko

We'll see who makes a 4th dimensional weapon first

[tame hollow]

i thunk

ive broke his neck a little toomuch

[bronze mural]

The joke is that I was holding onto the half sword without the blade being there

so I had won already

but that's sick

[bronze mural]

Btw do you guys know how to make a blunt blade?

[bronze mural]

Use pommels in place of the head? That's a bit lame.

I'm probably misinterperting it tho

[tame hollow]

HOW

[bronze mural]

Yes, but that'd remove the head, no?

The whole point is to have a blunt blade, not a pommel instead of a blade 😭

Fair

[tame hollow]

Bro ate spear for lunch

[tribal olive]

how dose one download photos taken from in game

[warped glade]

hello, how i can restar the progres in game i kill the last boos and want repeat the road of suffering and play it again from low rank

[tame hollow]

bros experiencing the heat death of the universe itself upon him

[minor oasis]

more like a lobotomy

[dense mantle]

Wilhelm lost them in a fishing accident

[lethal crag]

yeah what Wavv said, you just fricking lobotomized that man 😭

dear goodness

how does one even accomplish this

HOW IS HE LIVING

oh

makes more sense

https://tenor.com/view/stormtrooper-magic-blood-star-wars-gif-8521079

magik

jeez loll

magik

[pallid finch]

bones look a little weird

[night lintel]

so glad i found a way to get a fully armored knight into beggar fights, those poor people will never know what hit them

[wind charm]

that face shows no regrets...

[lethal crag]

you just taught me a new way to start punching

[lethal crag]

i just one tapped willie with that side to side method

[pearl zinc]

hair cut

[opaque creek]

no lock on helps

[pearl zinc]

smiling for the pic

[lethal crag]

sure does

thank you!

[calm ivy]

Just POPPED off his head, with a KICK! lol

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kxAZfmlhInO7l6R2m?invite=cr-MSw2eEYsMjY1MzE2ODc2

[pearl zinc]

why he juicing me

gyat

i just realised hes completely stuck to my pickaxe and not dead

[lethal crag]

about to get sent to space

[supple merlin]

how do i upload videos and photos here? it seems funnier here than in the other channel

[covert flare]

You need to be level 2 in the server to get it

Just talk for a while longer

[supple merlin]

damn.

[queen compass]

bro i went full nude some how

like butt naked

[supple merlin]

I yesterday also went full naked

it happened to me after I died but still won

[queen compass]

sAME

[supple merlin]

I think its a common bug by now

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1386195394601680957/m00skillissue.gif

new gif just dropped

[covert flare]

Thank you master

I learned that i like spinning heavier polearms more than light ones

My favorite weapon at the moment is plasmator polemace

Made a guy kneel before me with it

[supple merlin]

I dont know the names of the weapons

but i guess i know what weapon are you talking about

[covert flare]

Its a modded weapon

Imagine a long and heavy mace that functions like a sledgehammer on steroids

[supple merlin]

then i really dont know lol

[supple merlin]

yeah, i can imagine ig

some base game weapons work fine like that, i cant imagine a modded weapon

[covert flare]

I have videos of it but im not using my computer rn

[covert flare]

Hard to explain tbh

Some are very vanilla but others lean more into fantasy style

[stable rivet]

this stupid pickaxe has killed me many times, solely because it gets stuck on any bodypart

i remember once, i killed a willie with one, clean sweep on the neck, but then got stabbed by a scissor in the back of my head, since i couldn't pull the thing out in time

[formal plover]

good solution is sheathing it, the man's corpse will fly away after being folded onto your hip and its only slightly dangerous

[stable rivet]

are you sure? lmao

that sounds like it'll bug out the physics big time

but it could be fun to watch

[formal plover]

oh yeah, but it ignores you most of the time so they go flying from basically being teleported lmao

[stable rivet]

another weapon that is often the end of me, is the chandelier wielding willie

i think i hate him more than i hate the commoner boss

[lapis marsh]

chandeliers arent too hard to counter in my opinion

at least, if the ai is wielding it

[stable rivet]

constantly knocking me out from barely even touching me, and the metal stick gives him a lot of protection, in a way

[stable rivet]

they're not bad to counter if you dodge the first strike

but its probably going to hit your shin or your foot

or if it somehow uppercuts you on the way back, thats it

[lapis marsh]

tbf

if i got hit by a big metal candle holder

i'd probably need to go to the hospital

[stable rivet]

just pray that you don't get stabbed by the sharp part

that stupid thing is the bane of my overheads

[lapis marsh]

it's basically a poor man's poleaxe

[stable rivet]

true, true

tbh, if you were hit by something like that, anywhere on the upper body really, you probably wouldn't even last the trip to get there

its like, 50 pounds of cast iron

[lapis marsh]

theres a reason big sticks with really pointy/heavy bits at the ends were very popular

they're incredibly effective at a lot of things

[stable rivet]

i thought that title belonged to the woodsman

[lapis marsh]

the what

[stable rivet]

the woodsman's axe, the big axe that the first boss wields

[lapis marsh]

ohhhh true

candle holder is a poor man's warhammer then

[formal plover]

that wouldnt really be a poleaxe

oh im dumb nvm

[lapis marsh]

it literally is a spear lmao

[stable rivet]

its just an axe, but with a bigger pole on it

so its technically a poleaxe

according to a peasant, probably

[lapis marsh]

this thing is basically the infinity+ melee weapon of history

[stable rivet]

i find it much better for slashing than it is for straight up stabbing, believe it or not

if you slice it across a willies head, you might open him up like a sardine can

[lapis marsh]

you want a spear that slashes? billhook

billhook is massively good

because it has some stupid range even when halfswording

[stable rivet]

well yeah, the billhook is a noblemans weapon

[lapis marsh]

eh

[stable rivet]

so it is indeed very good

[lapis marsh]

it was used to pull riders off their horses

hence all the hooks and shit

[formal plover]

the pitchfork used to stab way better, you need a lot of speed to your poke for it to penetrate anything 😦

[stable rivet]

i say nobleman but i really just mean higher echelon, no average peasant or lower commoner would be able to buy one of those

but a pitchfork is just a bunch of pronged irons on top of a shitty long stick

[stable rivet]

i think they nerfed it, from what i remember, a lot of people were getting frustrated with the pitchfork willie

or maybe not, i could be yapping

[lapis marsh]

stabbing in general is a bit clunky rn

[stable rivet]

its still op, yes, especially to unarmored dudes

[lapis marsh]

you're better off just using it as a quarterstaff and smackin the shit outta willies

[stable rivet]

thats why i mostly use the pitchfork as a slashing weapon, aim for the head and you're bound to slash willie across the eye with it, and after that, there aint much he can do

[stable rivet]

devs should really add a staff weapon

[lapis marsh]

poleaxe on high tier armors basically

[stable rivet]

i mean, yeah, but im talking about a proper staff

just a big wooden stick, the true poor man's spear

its such a bad spear that its not even a spear at all

[lapis marsh]

really poor man's warhammer

[stable rivet]

lmfao yeah

[lapis marsh]

poleaxe is so fuckin good tho

[stable rivet]

though, i think the stool is actually the most poor, poor man's warhammer

[lapis marsh]

poor man's mace

actually

[stable rivet]

true

[lapis marsh]

drunk man's mace

[coarse remnant]

nah

[sleek mica]

Axes in general are oddly sharp

[coarse remnant]

its pretty balanced

i lowkey started using the 1 handed one alot more

[stable rivet]

speaking of which, i don't really know the name of the baron's weapon, but that thing is literally unusable

[lapis marsh]

poleaxe

[coarse remnant]

Absolute ass 😭

[stable rivet]

its too damn big

bruh, thats not a poleaxe, thats a pillaraxe

[lapis marsh]

it can be pretty effective

[stable rivet]

its so humongously big, that you can't wield it as normal willie, nor can you really swing it as the baron, at least i haven't been able to use it at all

[lapis marsh]

it's just too heavy for many people's comforts, including mine

the only real benefit over a normal sized ones is you have obnoxious knockdown ability from a slight touch

[stable rivet]

his sword though? that huge ass claymore with the gold motiffs? peak

[lapis marsh]

greatsword

[stable rivet]

its probably better than the commoner boss's greatsword, but i wouldn't know, because i don't have the half sword enhancer installed

[lapis marsh]

its too big to be a longsword/bastard sword

[stable rivet]

i dunno, its a lot thicker than your average longsword though

[coarse remnant]

the teeny tiney axe is also op

this one

[lapis marsh]

i'd still bet my money that poleaxe beats that bigass greatsword

[stable rivet]

thats the goddamn, uh, what do you call this thing

[lapis marsh]

an axe

[naive holly]

Fav

[coarse remnant]

its rlly good against this boss cuz ur super up close

[stable rivet]

its a farming tool isnt it? i thought it'd have another name

[lapis marsh]

you're thinking of sickles

an axe is technically a farming tool???

[coarse remnant]

im still so annoyed none of my cool stances work because of shitass autoparry

[stable rivet]

wait no, no, im talking about this

[lapis marsh]

oh that thing

no idea what that is

[stable rivet]

yeah, and why is it that willie uses the little pointy part instead of the axe head

[coarse remnant]

thought the same thing

i assume its dull

[stable rivet]

i guess its just incredibly dull

[coarse remnant]

it probably has a reason for being dull

dunno why

[stable rivet]

most things were at that era, i suppose

[formal plover]

its a pick, not really sure what you'd use it for though

[stable rivet]

its a pick?

[coarse remnant]

he got my arm 💔

snapped it instantly

[lapis marsh]

GOLDEN POLEAXE??????

[coarse remnant]

is bro watching a yt video

[lapis marsh]

no fuckin shot

[wind charm]

thats me

[coarse remnant]

oh

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[lapis marsh]

holy fuck they already added modded weapons

[naive holly]

Its actually a English Billhook

[lapis marsh]

peak

[naive holly]

Just more axe like than knife like

[coarse remnant]

how majestic

[lapis marsh]

that aint no billhook

billhook longer

[coarse remnant]

because its BAD!

ill try it

link

?

dude

[naive holly]

Billhook is just the end bit.

Billhook on a stick is what youre talking about frfr

[coarse remnant]

its invincible with extra steps

[stable rivet]

ive been meaning to learn the spinkick

but im so goddamn lazy

[lapis marsh]

i gotta try out these modpack weapons

[coarse remnant]

its simple

just look at ur feet

when they get into a certain position u can turn super fast fo rsome reasonj

usually hold S for a sec to get into that position

[stable rivet]

then kick and turn around super fast

i still mostly hit the chest area instead of the head though

[naive holly]

Both of these are billhooks, plus the polearm variant

Anywho

[stable rivet]

wow, what humble beginnings

[naive holly]

Thats a sickle bruh

[stable rivet]

what even is that thing

[naive holly]

Well im jussayin

[stable rivet]

it looks like a certain weapon from saints row 3

[fierce acorn]

i hate that stupid ass first thing

[stable rivet]

dear lord, i would've never guessed

no offense to whoever made that modpack though, i wouldve done worse

[wind charm]

I just dont try anymore 🥀

[stable rivet]

im certain you did your best with the kanabo

Sunshine and rainbows

[coarse remnant]

snapped his arm in 1 kick

[stable rivet]

i understand, the only thing i ever tried to model, ended up as a zipbomb that crashed my game instantly

so thats cool

[coarse remnant]

How?

no

i mean the zip bomb

😭

[stable rivet]

its not half sword, it was a dragonball game

it was basically like

[stable rivet]

a bajillion of poligons inside of one model, and i didn't even realize it

[coarse remnant]

sparking zero?

[stable rivet]

xenoverse 2 😭

[coarse remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

this u

unpopular boy

[stable rivet]

now thats a proper metal staff, but it doesnt seem to have much power behind it

[wind charm]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message
this weapon feels really good, despite the game janking me out :(

[coarse remnant]

you like half sword

you literally follow a human template

[stable rivet]

the bus lightyear gif

[coarse remnant]

???

bus lightyear 😭

bus is devious

[stable rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/bus-thunderbolt-classic-jackie-chan-90s-gif-13155789326514047649

[coarse remnant]

Not liking stuff because its popular is corny

nobody cares that much bro

i had this mindset in like 6th grade bro 😭

what the hell my character just did like an insta crouch

no knee bending

[naive holly]

Lmao

If you use enhancer no pain and hop on one leg, this happens:

[stable rivet]

how to achieve infinity and beyond in less than 5 seconds

find a chest and kick it open
go to the lid and crouch on it
grab it

[coarse remnant]

bus lightyear tech

🤑

[stable rivet]

thats the real stuff that nasa doesnt want us to know

otherwise people would be flocking to best buy and hoarding over all of the wood lids

[wind charm]

@restive barn I fucking love this weapon bro

[coarse remnant]

i would love if someone made a mod to add more stances

dunno if thats even possible

i just want someone to remove the autoparry bro icl

SO aids

blocking and parrying hits with the spears feels so easy

and with 1 handed swords

[coarse remnant]

soon as ur 2 handing them its over

[stable rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-punch-punching-fling-gif-24582824

[supple flint]

THIS FAT ASS SNEAKED FROM BEHIND AND HIT A LETHAL SHOT

[coarse remnant]

BRO I JUST DID 3 INSANELY MASTERFUL WEAVES

[naive holly]

No one can talk shit on the shiv

Its goated

[supple flint]

best weapon fo stabbing

[stable rivet]

don't be sleeping on the carving knife neither

[naive holly]

Honestly all three knives are good

T1 carnage might be my favorite mode

[stable rivet]

pretty much, if you can get a good hold of willie with one hand, and you got a knife in the other

[stable rivet]

good chance that he ain't getting out of there alive

ive noticed that the cleaver is the best one to really pull him apart though, instead of stabbing

[coarse remnant]

/yall think i got this?

[supple flint]

bro kicks with these settings are deadly

[pearl ferry]

can we get some love for the t2 daggers

[coarse remnant]

yea i play on the same settings

roundhouses of doom

[stable rivet]

bro is fighting over the tomato sauce

[supple flint]

real ogs used to open inventory for slow motion 🔥

[supple flint]

i still dont know how

[stable rivet]

daggers are beyond deadly against unarmored dudes

[coarse remnant]

i think i saw this before

[supple flint]

bro how are u so fast and precise

[supple flint]

are we forgetting about the wooden shovel

[naive holly]

Usually pull it up when people talking shit on the shiv bc we cannot allow that

[coarse remnant]

the shivs are op lol

what

they do crazy dmg

and its so easy to thrust

not hard to get close against the regular enemies if u just dodge back

[stable rivet]

carving knife is peak

[coarse remnant]

😭

[naive holly]

Armored ones too sometimes

[stable rivet]

true, but lets not forget about the dual wooden shovels

[supple flint]

what about scythe in old demo

[stable rivet]

you can swing both of them pretty good when one handing them

[stable rivet]

the good old days

[naive holly]

Idk man I press alt i move da mouse. Just a matter of timing it when it lines up. You dont aim, it aims itself and you send it at the right time

[coarse remnant]

@restive barn

[supple flint]

left or right alt and do u press or hold down

[coarse remnant]

What in the what plug is that

?

😭

[naive holly]

Hold left alt to enter a stabbing stance,

[shy slate]

what do you guys do to make stabbing/thrusting more "convenient" or easier to trigger
left alt feels too inconvenient and double clicking sometimes throws my aim off so id like to know

[stable rivet]

it manages to get in those small nooks, where the armor isn't as thick

[coarse remnant]

we need new thrusting modes ngl

i hate how thrusting like brings u into positions

i want it to just move my weapon forward

[lean niche]

🚫 epifnz, that command is disabled in this channel.

[supple flint]

ouch what was that! ahh

[wind charm]

The fucking Battleaxe.

[coarse remnant]

bro what graphics settings do u use

[wind charm]

epic

[coarse remnant]

floor flickering annoying

yucky yucky

[pearl ferry]

get used to left alt

[coarse remnant]

are you still happy?

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-gooba-critter-gif-1976390881313823333

[coarse remnant]

i hope this game gets custom settings on early access

instead of presets

Particle effects max everything else low 🔥

[naive holly]

There will be more settings they said

[naive holly]

You can also use a .ini file to edit all that yourself exactly how you want it

[coarse remnant]

ive done that to screen percentage

but its still kinda impossible to get like

exactly what i want

with the shaders n textures

[naive holly]

I just use left alt bruh, I think its pretty convenient. Just wish I could bind it to a mouse button.

[proper wraith]

https://youtube.com/shorts/hHWrI_5W9Ng?si=2qnliyrc6ObJVnhD

What’s y’all’s fav weapon

[naive holly]

Longsword dagger cuz im basic

Mace has been fun lately

[proper wraith]

Good choice

I like the axe

Or the machete thing I forgot what it’s called

[naive holly]

Maceposting hours

[naive holly]

Falchion

[proper wraith]

Ya

[naive holly]

I like the Peasant axes a lot

[pearl ferry]

YESSSSS

[naive holly]

They're a bit busted and dumb the game down at higher tiers imo

But very powerful

[sweet fiber]

T5 Falchion + Shield/Pavise combo has been pretty fun

[pearl ferry]

THE MACE!!!

[proper wraith]

What was y’all’s first reaction seeing the baron

[naive holly]

Go make a mod no one looks at or smthn

Rip

[proper wraith]

Bro he’s one golden boy that’s for sure

[naive holly]

Idk im just being a dick bc of what you said earlier

For fun

[wind charm]

thats not nice

[naive holly]

For yourself

[proper wraith]

https://youtube.com/shorts/0otHVHGB0uM?si=y4ji3e1tEeRWZshD

[naive holly]

He was feeling sorry for himself earlier im just banterin',

[proper wraith]

Did u get the baron yet?

[supple flint]

"1 chicken breast pls"

[cursive fjord]

Would of been a valid crashout if it was from a placon instead of a battle axe.

[proper wraith]

Poor peasant

[supple flint]

wanna know how i got these scars

[dark swan]

How many of you guys can consistently beat the abyss? I feel like I only have a good shot when I get the goedendag. Even then I just die from people spawning behind me

[proper wraith]

Yes

[proper wraith]

The baron

[naive holly]

Armored fisticuffs goated

[supple flint]

"you see that one on my right cheek? its from vietnam"

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1386195394601680957/m00skillissue.gif

[naive holly]

Chrome this is why I was bagging bro you gotta stop with this have some self confidence 😭

[naive holly]

Yee a few times

[proper wraith]

Bro went from the 11th century to the 1970s

[proper wraith]

Ive never touched grass before bro

[supple flint]

ts tastes so good ngl

[naive holly]

Im trying to do a first person gauntlet run and it aint easy lemme tell you

[supple flint]

2 IN A ROW

[proper wraith]

Oh my

[minor oasis]

good luck to you

[proper wraith]

The abyss first person

[proper wraith]

The real hell would be spinkicking ur way to the baron

[minor oasis]

that wretched space has given me memories that have been imprinted to my very neurons, not by even ripping my eyes out will those images go out of my head

[proper wraith]

Yes I agree brother

[minor oasis]

are you lacking in personal dexterity my good sire?

[proper wraith]

Imma go to bed gn boys

[minor oasis]

thou shall practice more

[naive holly]

Been a lot of fun so far even if frustrating

[naive holly]

Never learned to roundhouse

[wind charm]

type shiiii

[pearl moon]

shiiii

[minor oasis]

why is your game so saturated

[shell bronze]

this longsword shi easy

[naive holly]

Bro hit him with all three types of damage

[minor oasis]

oh

[wind charm]

and a 4th, emotional

[naive holly]

This actually have to be one of my fav clips idk why. Its the death gargle fs

Just so fresh

Why you asking him 💀

[burnt garden]

I can't beat him.

[wind charm]

I will literally make a youtube short of your weapons right fucking now

[naive holly]

m00 got u

[naive holly]

Use da knife

Stab em in the dick

[minor oasis]

stab the willie in the willie you mean

[wind charm]

dude your sledge hammer is awesome, it hits like a fucking truck

[naive holly]

[supple flint]

yo this is aura

[burnt garden]

I tried

[naive holly]

Could try punching the shit outta him that's my personal fav

Fr tho wait for him to miss an overhead swing

[shell bronze]

me and my silly little stances

[minor oasis]

you have no idea how lucky you are the axe didn't bug out

[shell bronze]

jodan no kamae/vom tag still my favorite stance in this game

[burnt garden]

He kills me in one hit

[coarse remnant]

pack is good so far

[naive holly]

He tends to do that, again. Wait for him to miss so that you get in the way of the back of the axe

[naive holly]

I will fight you irl

[coarse remnant]

yes

yes

[burnt garden]

I can record how i tried killed him

[coarse remnant]

i assume pack 1 is the worst one?

[naive holly]

Me either lessgo

It'll be fun

[naive holly]

Sure

[coarse remnant]

holy the brass knuckles insta break necks

theres pack 4?

oh

[naive holly]

Also FYI everyone. Grab the pitchfork.

[coarse remnant]

bro put a hoe against this

ts just isnt fair

[fierce acorn]

everytime i try to double click stab someone willy's body just pushes it to the side

[coarse remnant]

where my weapon at bro

💔

😭

this thing is cool i just hit a crazy cool slice

[coarse remnant]

TWICE

[fierce acorn]

also i literally cant grab bodies when they're down

[coarse remnant]

this

the fantasy 2 handed short sword

its so good for neck slices

[naive holly]

Me when I GET YOU

[fierce acorn]

what

[coarse remnant]

3 times

would it be possible to make weapons specifically designed for throwing

i want it 🤑

[burnt garden]

Need nitro, unlucky

[coarse remnant]

i like the heavy weapon usage

half sword doesnt have enough heavy weapons

[lapis marsh]

poleaxe

[coarse remnant]

yap yap yap

doesnt count because i dont like it

[lapis marsh]

slander

[fierce acorn]

i accidentally broke willy's neck with my fist

he's still standing 😭

[coarse remnant]

its broken i think

like what

its not there lol

[coarse remnant]

doesnt spawn

ill try again

yea

like 3of the weapons in pack 1 dont work

[naive holly]

That the playtest beggar om so confused

Ah

[coarse remnant]

how is the whole leg visible

also

how am i supposed to pick my class

with ovrdth

[unkempt stone]

Developers, do you already have an idea of when the fatal error will be fixed?

[coarse remnant]

that just doesnt load the class lol

[fierce acorn]

turn gore and blood down

[coarse remnant]

the other ones work fine

shows me single combat instead

oh i figured it out

[unkempt stone]

I know that solves it, but in my opinion, totally taking the blood does away with the essence of the game. Also, it makes it difficult to know when and where I am injured, or when I hit the enemy.

[coarse remnant]

some of the weapons have issues with thrusting

غثش

yea*

its pack 2

i like this

HALF SWORD REVERSE GRIP REAL!!

how do i get rid of the alt S sound

[whole hollow]

just joined

now i wanna leave

[coarse remnant]

mb 😭

2nd pack is so fun

wtf am i holding

[naive holly]

Very basic

Made a dumb edit

[coarse remnant]

its so hard

to use

[coarse remnant]

Bro i realized

and i was like "nah he wont nothing"

[proper edge]

where do you put half sword mods in the half sword files

[whole hollow]

the square hole

[proper edge]

w

h

e

r

e

[whole hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-square-hole-square-hole-shapes-piklas-gif-24625312

fuck

fr

[proper edge]

where do you put ewm

[coarse remnant]

maybe

on pack 3 now

roblox linked sword is dubious work

its lowk accurate

just too small

[whole hollow]

hear me out

full gold long candle holder

how do you

open photo mode

i think i took a photo awhile back

and i wanna see what it is

ty

[sinful torrent]

MEN I HAVE GRAVE NEWS

WE MIGHT BE GOING INTO WW3 BEFORE GTA6

WE JUST BOMBED IRAN

[wind charm]

lemme cook.

[fierce acorn]

damn my second ever fatal error

[fierce acorn]

banned

[wind charm]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message
@restive barn

I can't finish it atm i got band practice

I'll keep you updated

Vocals and guitar

[sinful torrent]

wait wat

[fierce acorn]

nothing

[runic steeple]

is the fatal error going to be fixed by the end of december

[hearty stone]

I have somehow switched my grip on a poleaxe to 2h axe/mace swing

without holding anything down

[hearty stone]

see

I was crouching with ctrl and hand-switching with X at the time, while swinging

TUF PMO?

clearly

oop

[graceful nebula]

guys how can i permamently stay in peasant level? like i wanna just fist fight

[runic steeple]

bottom right corner in menu

[graceful nebula]

omg thank you i didnt even see

[modest whale]

don't mess with me 🐺

[cunning aspen]

Kitchen knife is devil weapon

I just sliced Willie to two

[wheat gust]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IcCTxDtVezk where can i find this customization

[latent moon]

when early access drops

[latent moon]

is that a mace on a stick?

this

nvm its golden polearms

the "i learned sword fighting from movies" guard

[mental kelp]

What a grand and intoxicating innocence 😹

[kind delta]

W

[wind charm]

I'm moving different.

[stone flare]

will there be jester suits in half sword?

[latent moon]

jester suit + polehammer
against
a knight in full plate armor

[stone flare]

that would be art

[waxen lance]

by the way, the 1.5x size claymore doesnt work because it defaults back to 1.0 whenever the loadout is saved/used, you'd have to specifically resize the blade for it to be bigger

the claymore's supposed to be larger then the greatsword, no?

wait I may be dumb

ignor me

fair

oh

as much as I love polearms, the sword is growing on me

[tough yew]

I'm still gaming as perusal

[waxen lance]

also I've been experementing with your weapon pack

and it turns out

the pommel is pretty important at the end of the blade there

The pommel, if moved, makes the blade significantly more difficult to handle

(like on your 1st iteration of the zweihander)

[stone flare]

nice

[waxen lance]

also I ask, since you can put axes on the handle of the sword for the cool sword axe thing, can you do the exact same thing but with the end of the billhook?

this but billhooks

nono

I mean like

hold on I gotta find a way to explain this...

oh yeah

god I am shit at drawing with my mouse

but this

no

longsword

or greatsword

yer

I mean it could be removed ig

but yeah thats what I was talkin abt with the billhooks lol

no its part of the blade

[muted dew]

Nice a crosshuard that might hurt the wielder

[waxen lance]

I mean if you can mount two billhooks on it

like a crossguard but with the hooks

[graceful nebula]

is there a way to kick the head?

[waxen lance]

ye

[waxen lance]

spin kick

[graceful nebula]

ah

so i cant do a roundhouse kick to the head

ye it is bc i love roundhouse kicks

[waxen lance]

Fun Fact; Pommel Strikes are actually pretty damn effective on unarmored targets

[modest sequoia]

Anyone else having a problem when you Try to choose the gore at the start it just stays on that screen?

[loud pivot]

all targets*

[waxen lance]

Its less effective on helmets

[loud pivot]

pommel striking has a 50/50 chance if done right to instantly snap the opponents neck

[waxen lance]

o h

[loud pivot]

no lmao hit their lower jaw

same with alt-grip polearms if you use the staff

[waxen lance]

oh he survived

[loud pivot]

its very consistent to break necks if you hit the underside of the helm

[waxen lance]

you ever pull off an executioner's embrace

cant you mount the actual billhook on it

[loud pivot]

You mean half-swording a blade behind their head and decapitatin them?

[waxen lance]

ye

[young saffron]

This is just making me want mordshlag/ mordhau in this game even more😭

[loud pivot]

ye

its pretty easy to do if you thrust the blade forwards one-handed, switch hands, then alt-grip immediately

then just sprint backwards -> decap

usually it just throat slices for me

since I love the estoc

and the estoc-like blade is uh

wacky

[loud pivot]

it doesnt have the most accurate of blade profiles

[loud pivot]

the estoc is my #1 favourite sword because at any one point I can swing my mouse and let go of it to send it flying as a supersonic projectile of death that kills me or my opponent on the spot

[waxen lance]

ah damn, nvm then

[loud pivot]

as it spins like a fucking circular saw and will immediately open up your throat

[waxen lance]

also it possible to make the axe black metal? I might ask for an axe crossguard on my claymore

[waxen lance]

-# its a plancon

wait

sword?

[loud pivot]

yes