halfsword-chat-⚔

[gilded veldt]

HS Enhancer

[small needle]

that would be awsome

[gilded veldt]

i use it all the time
the amount of times ive talked about it today probably make me seem like a paid advertiser for it

[lament scroll]

TY

[muted dew]

Aint mine why tf are you asking me?

[tired prism]

Brooooo they’re just doing shieldsssss

[small dove]

shush

im tryina hit a clip

[small dove]

nvm i lost my leg

[wintry coral]

Why is my character getting out of breath for no reason and it being permanant?

Can Somone fix that?

[ivory dome]

stop attacking

[tame hollow]

#1047240101152960525

[wintry coral]

I did

[ivory dome]

idk

[wintry coral]

It was just staying out of breath

Then falling and not being able to punch

It lasted for 3 full minutes

[ivory dome]

that happened to me the first time i hopped in abyss i just had a heart attack and died

[muted dew]

Fools guard is top pointing forward and down. Its about countering the opponents actions or making them stay away since the point can easily be lifted and they cant move it beforehand

[small dove]

cut the head so clean it didnt even realize it was detached

[tired prism]

It’s broken you punch while downed in the abyss after spawning in then you can’t regain stamina at all same thing happens elsewhere

[small dove]

rate the cut 💯

[wintry coral]

I’m do it in the fist fight free run thing

Then I just randomly run out of breath and fall

[ivory dome]

anyone have tips on how to not get randomly instakilled by something stupid on peasant level

[tired prism]

Dont run into knives

[ivory dome]

wait for them to come to you?

[tired prism]

What

[lament scroll]

dont run over blades on the floor

ive been stabbed in the feet countless times

[tired prism]

No just get in range and use stab mode wait for them to swing since they have shitty downtime leaving them open

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/kenshiro-meme-omae-omaewamoushindeiru-omaewamou-gif-18658759

[small needle]

they should add an option so your limbs regenerate

[lament scroll]

also if you get a object/blade inserted inside you just grab it it wont do any more damage because you cant self harm with your own weapons

[silent stag]

Asthma update

[serene tulip]

parry

[burnt smelt]

Need something to kill the pain

[serene tulip]

liquor

[burnt smelt]

Too many times I've gotten a fracture or something amputated and my willie won't stop freaking the fuck out

Like bro it's just a broken bone, man up and beat the shit outta the other guy

[ivory dome]

jeanyuz

[tawdry void]

There should be a setting so your guy can keep fighting after more fatal wounds

Like if his hand gets cut off

[small needle]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[burnt smelt]

Yeah exaaaactly

[tawdry void]

Like 30 seconds before he collapses of blood loss

[burnt smelt]

Adrenaline

[small needle]

my hands get cut off wayy too often

you can turn your damage down'

[tawdry void]

I have managed to win from losing a hand

But you have to kick and headbut

[small needle]

posted up with both your arms missing would be sick

[keen carbon]

i just beat the champion for the first time 🙂

[small needle]

nice

[tawdry void]

The axe one?

[keen carbon]

yeah

[tawdry void]

Well yeah your guy covers his wounds to much so you can’t keep moving

[quartz pilot]

noradrenaline

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-troll-face-phonk-mango-mango-phonk-sigma-gif-9954465805653446303

[dull iron]

hi

[small needle]

that gif..

[quartz pilot]

hi

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1260300635484586086/1282780630202978355/attachment-1.gif

[dull iron]

someone knows if is possible to reverse grip or if is possible to be implemented in the future or as a mod?

[tawdry void]

I don’t think it’s currently do-able

Are you able to mod the steam one?

[dull iron]

is possible to mod it

[tawdry void]

Is it easy to?

[ivory dome]

grabbing enemies is hard

[dull iron]

is quite easy yes

[tawdry void]

I love beating the enemies of the fence

[ivory dome]

anyone have tips on grabbing enemies

[wintry coral]

Custom clothes option?

[small needle]

they need to make the character less fragile

[dull iron]

@tawdry void how can i say to you that this is a dagger?

[small needle]

i died from being stabbed in the shoulder with my damage all the way down

[wind charm]

whats that in the corner? is that a bug?

[tawdry void]

What is that….

[wintry coral]

I thought damage only worked for fist fights

[small needle]

dont do it

[wintry coral]

Fights

[dull iron]

is a beaten up willie i think

[small needle]

i think so

[wind charm]

no way, you can't see it??

[dull iron]

what?

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1385020286646227014/sillygooba.gif

[dull iron]

i think i'll learn how to mod and add 3d models myself to do that

[burnt smelt]

Congrats!

[ivory dome]

i beat up my willie every night

[small needle]

me too

[dull iron]

who don't

[small needle]

there's seriously no mods to make myself tougher

[dull iron]

yes is a mod

[small needle]

gimme

[dull iron]

but is immortal

[small needle]

gimme gimme

[dull iron]

is the half sword enhancer mod

[gilded veldt]

HS Enhancer!!

[small needle]

ah thank you

[dire portal]

rondel massif

[dull iron]

is only x2.34

if is x5 i can't draw it

and in x2.34 so i can't but is possible if you spin arround like an idiot

[scarlet jasper]

how do you properly use blunt weapons? i feel like whenever i use them they dont seem to do any damage as compared to just stabbing with a sword

[dull iron]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

that is the proper use

try hitting in the head

[scarlet jasper]

it just doesnt seem to work for me

[dull iron]

@scarlet jasper

(but with the gold/iron piece )

or just do a backflip and hit him in the face

[dire portal]

the bec feels useless since you can't actually swing the beak unless there's a keybind i'm missing

[dull iron]

i'm riding a knight

[wind charm]

the rabbit hole goes deep.

[dull iron]

i think that's not the knight i was thinking

[dull iron]

is there a difference between a knight and a knight?

[rotund mesa]

i've played the demo for 28 hours and i have yet to get past commoner in the gauntlet

[vapid hull]

One is EVIL!!!

[dull iron]

i've played the playtest for 300 and the demo for 50

[dire portal]

What th efuck

[dusk adder]

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-scared-willem-dafoe-gif-17761333

[dull iron]

i've so much time alone in my house so i code or i play half sword (no in-between actions)

[dusk adder]

fav code language?

[rough matrix]

lua

[dull iron]

C# or python can be

[dull iron]

we've a roblox player here

[rough matrix]

Nope

[ivory dome]

whats the difference

[dusk adder]

mmmmm yes

[dull iron]

the playtest was unified with the demo

[dull iron]

or what applications has lua?

[rough matrix]

Lets name it wireshark plugins development

[dull iron]

programming pcs on minecraft CC:tweaked?

[rough matrix]

Nope

[dull iron]

you clearly searched that in google, is called roblox studio what you're saying

[rough matrix]

Damn i can give you from mind 4-5 platforms for lua diffent than roblox

FiveM

Balatro

[dull iron]

that aren't visual studio code?

[dull iron]

balatro?

[edgy jacinth]

real

willie kinda bitchmade

[rough matrix]

Löve game framework.

[ivory dome]

platforms for lua and this dude naming games

[rough matrix]

Wireshark is specific about lng

lua is the best for me

i learn it in fivem

moved to work

[edgy jacinth]

ali had his jaw broken by norton and still won that fight

willie need to man up

(ali lost)

[ivory dome]

pitchfork is goated

[chilly wyvern]

bro i got a naked glitch

[rough matrix]

im kinda not understanding energy in this game

[soft osprey]

Happens when you die at the same time as, or shortly after winning

[rough matrix]

full sword swing is sometimes less energy than just front rush

[dreamy phoenix]

weird question incoming: does ducking restore stamina faster or am I just experiencing the placebo effect?

[small needle]

they still move after you cut them in half

[naive holly]

I think this one has been reported more than any other bug ever. Maybe even more than fatal errors and we had a whole megathread for those.

Every... every day..

shudders

More naked willies D:

[soft osprey]

AFAIK no, just placebo

[soft osprey]

I don’t understand the issue, he’s such a handsome fella

[naive holly]

Im thrilled theyre keeping him in some capacity when EA releases

[wind charm]

Just found a leak of a new character model

[dreamy phoenix]

I see, thanks! Thought it could be some weird hidden feature
not sprinting definitely makes stamina recover faster though

[rough matrix]

without shift key is fastest

[dreamy phoenix]

ye

[soft osprey]

Haha yes, try not to hold shift too much, people make that mistake a lot and then wonder why theyre exhausted all the time

[naive holly]

Use it in bursts when attacking dodging or binding up close

[dreamy phoenix]

yup, that's what I usually do

[naive holly]

Bro was straight concussed

[atomic verge]

day 4 of losing the last stage to a fatal error

[odd kiln]

turn off gore

[small needle]

how do you install the weapon mods

[mental kelp]

Holding shift entirely in itself doesn’t make you tired like that, unless the footwork and handwork in combination is piss poor

As in you are running/dashing along with swinging wildly

Foolish endeavor

[wind charm]

kill them one at a time with a good delay in between

[soft osprey]

Is it also day 4 of you turning off blood?

If not, then start the count today!

[silent stag]

But half sword sucks ass without blood

😔

[naive holly]

If you say so

[shell bronze]

bro insistent on the blood

[naive holly]

Im sure you can swing it for 10 minutes to do the ult challenge

[silent stag]

How do you all beat in 10 mins

[abstract quiver]

Does anyone have any ideas on countering the double pointy pike enemies

[silent stag]

The ttk gets slow af once they get armored and shielded

[soft osprey]

If the only thing you like about halfsword is the blood why even play halfsword?

The physics combat is supposed to be the draw!

[tawdry void]

The combat doesn’t look as good without it

[silent stag]

The combat feels dull and weird without blood

[soft osprey]

Yeah just like you!

Fuckin got em

[tawdry void]

I get a fatal error whenever I go into the abyss

[soft osprey]

You know what I’m going to say

[toxic karma]

Its a halfsword issue

Just use gentle mode as much as it is boring

[tawdry void]

I tried that

[soft osprey]

Gore is separate from blood

[silent stag]

Its not that blood is the only thing I like about half sword but I'm just used to it

[tawdry void]

It’s not a pc problem

[toxic karma]

Oh

Yeah idk then

[tawdry void]

I get 60 fps on the whole game

Like no matter what basically then it just dies when it loads me into the abyss

[soft osprey]

Turn off the blood in the in game settings, not the gore selection. Also; you can turn off the abyss fog, that might be causing you issues too

[silent stag]

HoWEVEr I found that setting the blood on the max that gentle allows you to while keeping the gruesome gore level works with ultimate challenge

While still looking good

[tawdry void]

It’s only on dx12my game crashes on the abyss though

Dx11 just runs like ass

[soft osprey]

Yes Thats a known issue, run on dx11

[silent stag]

Rich kid

[soft osprey]

Been an issue since the playtest

[tawdry void]

I use a 1650 man

[soft osprey]

Memory leaks

[tawdry void]

I ain’t rich

[silent stag]

Actually how tf

[tawdry void]

Locked in pc

[silent stag]

I have the same card as you

But mine doesnt let me play on dx12

It just doesnt load the game

[soft osprey]

His is literally crashing

[tawdry void]

Only on the abyss

[soft osprey]

Meaning..

Turn it off

[silent stag]

But he's saying dx11 runs worse which is weird

[soft osprey]

!!!

[tawdry void]

Yeah dx11 looks worse and gives me like 12 fps

[soft osprey]

There’s been a few isolated cases where dx12 runs “better” for some reason but Thats such a small amount of people i have a hard time believing it’s even true

[tawdry void]

I get steady 60 on medium setting on dx12

[soft osprey]

the cause of crashes on dx12 are memory leaks

[tawdry void]

I get about 15 on dx11

[soft osprey]

Definitely odd

Youre one of the few amount I can count on one hand lol

And thats including devs

[tawdry void]

Really strange because dx12 looks nicer

[soft osprey]

Like I know mcwonder had to run on dx12

For the playtest

Dx12 looks way nicer than 11

But typically does not run well if at all

[tawdry void]

Yeah

Dx11 occasionally crashes when I broke bones of guys in armour

[silent stag]

What brand is your gtx 1650

[tawdry void]

Laptop

[silent stag]

Wgat

[silent stag]

Comparison if anyone needs it (the nicer looking one is dx12)

Laptop 1650 running on dx12 better than dx11

Black magic going on here

[tawdry void]

Goated pc build

16 gigs of ram

Yeah idk my pc is very strange

[soft osprey]

lol alright well That certainly helps

My old laptop had 8

[tawdry void]

Like helldivers 2 gives me like 40 fps but Fortnite doesn’t even run

16 gigs of ram carries I think

How are people so good at blocking and stuff

My sword never turns the way I want it to

[rough matrix]

bcs it not about turn

handwork is 40% of success

[tawdry void]

What does that mean

[rough matrix]

Lets give you an example and analyse this

[soft osprey]

Dang, clean

[rough matrix]

From 0:56

[green moss]

the character naturally moves to block if you place the weapon properly, it needs to be like halfcocked in a sense instead of fully extended

[tawdry void]

I’m good with the footwork just can’t block at all

Like dodges and shit I’m good at

[rough matrix]

Just hold your sword in front of you

and little bit to the left

or little bit to the right

[verbal crane]

and if the ai is feeling mean

u may have to parry upward

[tawdry void]

I’ve beaten the full gauntlet

Never learned how to parry or block

[shell bronze]

parrying and blocking is entirely optional in this game

movement and the ability to swing are the main 2

[tawdry void]

Just sidestep and hit

[frozen radish]

What the

[shell bronze]

on god

[frozen radish]

I just snapped my characters neck in the start screen

now I'm in the abyss

😭

If I die do I still lose the character?

[shell bronze]

no

[tawdry void]

Or my favourite move grab their head and slam it into the fence posts like eight times until they get knocked out

[shell bronze]

you're in arcade abyss not gauntlet abyss

[frozen radish]

ohhh

ty

[rough matrix]

Just change settings and try

[mental kelp]

#1263248218297339915 message

A lesson on the alt usages of binding and control

[rough matrix]

Here u have only block for half of the video

[mental kelp]

I think I did one on casual parrying but can’t find it

[verbal crane]

parrying is extremely important in half sword because it's the coolest looking part of the game

[shell bronze]

yes

[rough matrix]

Nah

i think disARMing enemies is more fun

especially after good parry

[tawdry void]

I’ve parried well like twice and it was sick

[verbal crane]

exhibit a on why parrying is sick lol

[tawdry void]

Yk the move anakin uses on count dooku

Where he like slides around him and cuts his hands off

[verbal crane]

sometimes you can dismember and parry in the same move

https://streamable.com/7z36u5

[wind charm]

you may want to sit for this one.

get some tissues

[verbal crane]

just took a bit of finagling to get the hand off

[mental kelp]

Just refound this old clip

[frozen radish]

bro decked him jesus

[verbal crane]

i like how willie discards all his weapons just to add insult to injury

[tawdry void]

I much rather no armour

[verbal crane]

doesn't need no hammer or sword or knife

[tawdry void]

Once you get too much armour it stops being as good

The ai struggles to kill you st that point

[wind charm]

they struggle to kill me either way

[tawdry void]

How did you get drip

Can you customise armour

[placid raven]

ey on the steam page it say that the game will release in 2025 is that true

[gilded veldt]

wearing a loindcloth, leggings, and neck armor
i like your style

[gilded veldt]

they plan on having early access out in Q4 2025 (quarter 4) so yeah, atleast theyre aiming for such

[tawdry void]

Multiplayer when

[gilded veldt]

hhhhhhhhhh

[placid raven]

how much will the full game be

[silent stag]

Never

[tawdry void]

Rip

[placid raven]

also how did you choice your armor

[gilded veldt]

no idea
im assuming like 30 dollars, its worth more though definitely

[wind charm]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/26
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/11

[tawdry void]

How do you mod steam

Is it with the launcher ones?

[gilded veldt]

i do use halfsword enhancer to spawn armor but theres an issue
when i wear leggings the back of the knees clip through the armor

[rough matrix]

For me more fun is when i have to fight polearms

with sword

shorting distance and going full MMA on this bitches

Sword over head and just pounding to the arena

[wind charm]

yeah careful with that one, some armor are not meant to be used to specific leggings.
look for Arming leggings because they work with all leg armor

[north wigeon]

I’m hoping it’s like 10 or 15

[gilded veldt]

eehhhhhhhhh no definitely not

[north wigeon]

darn

[vapid hull]

Fighting with polearms is very funnsies

[gilded veldt]

its worth way more, the devs gotta eat

also

[small needle]

HS enhancer is so buggy tf

[tawdry void]

So there is no plans for multiplayer at all?

[north wigeon]

fair

[small needle]

my character has sudden balance issues now

[vapid hull]

NO !!!!!!

[north wigeon]

no there definitely are

but

[gilded veldt]

strength editor

use uhhh

[vapid hull]

That’s actually not true as it currently stands :3

[north wigeon]

it’ll be hella buggy at first

[north wigeon]

aw

[gilded veldt]

dont use this,

[wind charm]

are you sure...

[small needle]

ok

noted

[silent stag]

Only good physics based multiplayer medieval fighting games are hellish quartz and gladio mori

[gilded veldt]

use THIS

same effect as far as ive seen

[silent stag]

But those are good because they're moveset based

[small needle]

THANK YOU

[gilded veldt]

but you dont slam your feet n such

[small needle]

ITS BEEN ANNOYING ME SO MUCH

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/pretty-sure-mark-grayson-maybe-yes-invincible-gif-20907699

[tawdry void]

I hope multiplayer half sword exists at some point

[gilded veldt]

ive just remembered my name is rupert

[rough matrix]

we have spiltscreen mod

on steam

but it's kinda not working

[tawdry void]

Like subnautica nitrox but functioning

[gilded veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1308669645879771217/localcoop-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[wind charm]

no way, did you see what was in the corner?

holy fuck

[gilded veldt]

HS Gnome

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1385020286646227014/sillygooba.gif

[gilded veldt]

im coining that name

HS Gnome

[wind charm]

No.

It's a Gooba

[gilded veldt]

[north wigeon]

so how do I parry

[gilded veldt]

you must focus on your enemy's blade

and move your blade alongside it

[tawdry void]

So multiplayer kinda exists and has no plans to be made by the devs

[wind charm]

ts aint even released

[late phoenix]

The fuck you mean kinda exists lol

[gilded veldt]

read #faq bruhhh

[north wigeon]

im hoping it does come out though it’d be fun to discombobulate willy’s friends

[silent stag]

Split screen mod with a proxy

[tawdry void]

No split screen was that fake?

Is shit ai

[silent stag]

It's real

But it's local

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1385027941502550226/getreal.gif

[tawdry void]

Yeah ik

[late phoenix]

He's correct tho there's no plans for multiplayer expect split screen multiplayer is planned(?) although I'm not sure if it's true I heard moai say it before

Or he was referencing that one mod

[silent stag]

Is the split screen mod good

[late phoenix]

Dunno

[silent stag]

Or has anyone ever tried it with hachimi

[serene tulip]

yes, from experience it's great

[tawdry void]

Online multiplayer would be hard because any lag fucks it up

[gilded veldt]

before and after

[gilded veldt]

imagine the rubberbanding

[tawdry void]

Yeah

Sword fighting would be trash because they would glitch through each other

[silent stag]

Asking for multiplayer on a game like this made by indie devs is insane

[late phoenix]

Also matches would last 5 seconds lol would probably be expensive to host multiplayer and I'm not sure if it would really make them anymore money plus would most likely be diffcult

[tawdry void]

Yeah I’m aware

[calm ivy]

Guy kept swinging at me, so I gave him a "heads up", to stop:

[wind charm]

parry this

[tawdry void]

Just would be really cool and really buggy

[late phoenix]

So yea I doubt multiplayer will ever come although nice thought

[silent stag]

Gladio mori and hellish quartz have good multiplayer but it's prob because the attacks are moveset based

[gilded veldt]

how do you make those in enemy perspectives?

[silent stag]

I'd love a story mode for half sword but I know that is never happening

[wind charm]

a glitch with the HS Enhancer mod

[tawdry void]

Anyone here ever played subnautica nitrox?

[silent stag]

This is what 2nd person looks like btw

[gilded veldt]

i really wonder if its possible to have a willie model replacement mod
imagine the mods that replace willie with kermit or something

[wind charm]

it aint worth it, you have to control your character from another person's POV.
It's so disorientating

[silent stag]

But it's a true 2nd person game

[gilded veldt]

smii7y would have a field day

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1385020286646227014/sillygooba.gif

[gilded veldt]

alright gramps tell me about those goobas again

[wind charm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/508035570451349507/1108014300276215859/gooba_reaction_gif.gif

[gilded veldt]

holy shit its real

and its GAMING

[wind charm]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/11

[gilded veldt]

i need a willie gooba model replacement mod

[silent stag]

I need a willie steve model replacement mod

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SledhoF0-sc

too late.

[tawdry void]

It’s over

[tawdry void]

Goomba wins half sword gauntlet 100% of the time

[silent stag]

I always wondered how that helmet is called

[silent stag]

GUyS DiD yOu kNoW thAt thE GaUntLET is cALLedD like thAt bEcAUSe oF tHE eXpreSsIon "RuNNIng tHe GauntlEt"

[tawdry void]

Yes

[soft osprey]

I don’t get it

[late phoenix]

Gooba you mean

[tawdry void]

Mb

[placid raven]

how does ovrdth its say to read in the folder and the folder just say i sure you will figure it out

[silent stag]

It's just nonsense dont over analize it

[tawdry void]

Those who know

[soft osprey]

Please go into great detail for me

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/famine-garfield-gif-19810423

[soft osprey]

I want at least 3 paragraphs

[wind charm]

eh hm..

[soft osprey]

Ok, I get it now. Thank you m00

[wind charm]

the cat meow

[tawdry void]

What was that gif link

I saw one appear for a second

[late phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-having-a-job-having-no-job-jobless-job-gif-14714024496373948723

[soft osprey]

They deleted it cause they were embarrassed, but also it wasn’t as bad as the link implied, if you even saw it

[tawdry void]

Didn’t load

[frozen radish]

It was the wrong one 😔

it was supposed to be the famine one

[soft osprey]

None will work for you, you need level 2 for image perms!

[frozen radish]

That m00 posted

learned that the hard way 😭

[soft osprey]

Which you get by chatting for a couple hours

[late phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/dictator-smells-like-smells-gif-19991583

[soft osprey]

Yes, and I love it

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1273440390615138395/ezgif-3-1dbb1b0405.gif

[late phoenix]

Sad world we live in we have 4 society classes 😔 truly horrible

[random jewel]

got 1900 score in the abyss w/ the big chandelier it’s so good it’s not even funny

[soft osprey]

And Youre at the bottom of all of them

[silent stag]

Good sirs, didst thou perchance possess knowledge of this: that the so-called 'Half Sword' gamemode, which goeth by the name of The Gauntlet, doth owe its title to that venerable and storied expression of old " Running the Gauntlet " a phrase whose origins lie deep within the annals of martial tradition, wherein one did endure a perilous passage betwixt foes or trials as a test of mettle and resolve?

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/pou-pou-hanging-pou-suicide-hanging-noose-gif-9561747451850049061

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-570542313379526372

[wind charm]

dear adonis ahh gif

[late phoenix]

The beggars lvl1
The peasents lvl2
The middle class lvl3
The rest are the fat nobles(mostly a mod called Moaï)

[late phoenix]

Shart

what*

[rough matrix]

DAmn

[gilded veldt]

the gif he sent

[rough matrix]

This is the most poetic fight i've ever seen

[soft osprey]

I eat grapes and laugh while I look down on you

[gilded veldt]

willie is feeling shleepy

[late phoenix]

Eat those grapes fat old man ain't like you got 5 weeks before dying of old age and obesity

[soft osprey]

It will be 5 weeks worth living

[silent stag]

You playing at such graphics with a high frame rate makes me feel jealous

[late phoenix]

5 weeks of deez nut jokes

Still worth living?

[soft osprey]

5 weeks of timeouts for you

[random jewel]

that’s some real shit right there

[rough matrix]

nah im pre upgrade

[late phoenix]

Oh no not again

[silent stag]

What are your pc specs

[silent stag]

[rough matrix]

Do u see this fk pose on the end?

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxVH0yrHZXerH3KBZjZ3wGhKcYuEIblt14?si=a53mbwuYrPlZAd61
those are rare asf

[late phoenix]

5 minute Timeout every bad deez nut joke by the cm

[rough matrix]

His still waiting for finish move

[random jewel]

real.

[soft osprey]

Even better I’ll turn the whole server against you. +10s slow mode in chat for every deez nuts joke

[late phoenix]

💀

[random jewel]

dam i’ve spent two days trying to beat ultimate challenge is it really that hard or am i just hopeless

[naive holly]

NOOOOO that's fr evil

[late phoenix]

I'm trying to resist the urge but it's just too powerful 💔

[wind charm]

whats happening in this gif

[soft osprey]

Willie’s bald head is being pet/rubbed

[random jewel]

he’s patting his willie

[naive holly]

Pats

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[soft osprey]

Is the answer you wanted to hear, rubbing his Willie

[naive holly]

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-lets-goo-gif-1888331416015157494

[naive holly]

Surprisingly popular emote

[random jewel]

impressive collection indeed

[late phoenix]

Can i rub my willie

[wind charm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/508035570451349507/1108014300276215859/gooba_reaction_gif.gif

[naive holly]

[soft osprey]

Shut up nic

[late phoenix]

I love goobas

[random jewel]

real shit

[frozen radish]

yeah shut up nic

[naive holly]

[late phoenix]

Can you shut deez nuts outta yo mouth

[frozen radish]

:grr:

aw

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-confused-gif-15712129875520007531

[soft osprey]

10s slow mode incoming

[frozen radish]

cruel world

😔

[late phoenix]

And my 5 minute Timeout 🔥💯

I regret NOTHING

[random jewel]

gg nic

been a good run

[late phoenix]

Indeed

[frozen radish]

oh damn he really got 5 minutes

[naive holly]

Rip us

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1332408842369105930/Frankyfr.gif

[random jewel]

godhand has made its move

[naive holly]

Moai dont play

[soft osprey]

I’ll be nice

And not punish everyone else

[random jewel]

[soft osprey]

Cause I’m not a dictator!(Im building good will for future abuse)

[mental kelp]

Let me be frank…

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1385027941502550226/getreal.gif

[naive holly]

Why frank kinda bad tho

[wind charm]

frank frank

[naive holly]

Yeahyeahyeah

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263255402729181184/1309587734993571961/67.gif

[soft osprey]

droids nowadays..

[random jewel]

guys it’s 4:37 am and i NEED a beer rn the sunrise is gonna be insane

[naive holly]

Its 8:47pm

Everyone point and laugh at the euroman

[random jewel]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[soft osprey]

It’s 9:38 pm where tf do you live

[frozen radish]

no its 8:38

hooligan

[soft osprey]

How are you 10 minutes off

You fool

[naive holly]

Lmao

[silent stag]

It's 8:38 pm how does one have a minutes difference

[naive holly]

8:38 mbmb

I just typed frank frank too so im off my game

[random jewel]

bro lives in a different state ig

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1384709643497898024/Willieball.gif

[soft osprey]

We don’t let typos or misspellings go unpunished

Not around here

Shit

[mental kelp]

It’s 9:39 🦅 🦅

[random jewel]

how the turnes tables

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/saydrake-drake-kendrick-kendrick-lamar-kendrick-drake-gif-11873574064135846209

[random jewel]

how did i fail at THIS

[naive holly]

Different state of being

10 steps ahead? Nah nah 10 minutes ahead

[random jewel]

nah just liquid

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1360348676622647356/InShot_20250411_214732808.gif

[soft osprey]

lol what? Uh no bud..that doesn’t make sense..my time zone is literally the only one no matter where you live

[gilded veldt]

the last thing you see before willie eats you (youre a piece of bread)

[naive holly]

Bro got that banana peel

[random jewel]

right mb

[soft osprey]

All good

[random jewel]

why does this happen..

[gilded veldt]

willie likes bread

[rough matrix]

0% npc damage 0% player damage

[soft osprey]

Hungry..?

[mental kelp]

He’s biting his lip

[rough matrix]

Still cutting like lightsaber

[mental kelp]

Not hungry

[rough matrix]

this sword on commoner is op af

[random jewel]

shi i didn’t know he was like that😳😳😳

[late phoenix]

@soft osprey hey guess what

[soft osprey]

In a good way or a bad way

[soft osprey]

Oh no

[random jewel]

YOOOO

[gilded veldt]

hes hungry and he's biting his lip to imagine the taste of the bread

[late phoenix]

Cmon I don't bite

[soft osprey]

I forgot about you

[late phoenix]

Guess

[soft osprey]

You want me to actually guess?

[late phoenix]

Just guess come on mate

[late phoenix]

Yes

[wind charm]

Daily Youtube plug
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxR0J18gqT45Xoag6-jMfdEyoAHUVLIZBz?si=SZCHxCghBmrldHLL

[soft osprey]

Uh…Youre never making another deez nuts joke?

[late phoenix]

No Deez nuts!

[mental kelp]

What happened to the last piggy

Why only two

[gilded veldt]

i wanna stream halfsword tbh but my system just isnt BEEFY enough

[late phoenix]

Ok time for my 3rd 5 minute Timeout for a deez nut joke

I regret nothing

🔥

[gilded veldt]

ban him instead

perma

[wind charm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/508035570451349507/1108014300276215859/gooba_reaction_gif.gif

[gilded veldt]

itd be so funny

[random jewel]

mods vaporize his rectum

[bronze mural]

I located the forbidden swimming technique

I found willie swimming at world record pace

in abyss

with a new revolutionary technique

[late phoenix]

(he's currently trying to figure out if he can time me out for much longer)

[lethal crag]

so how’d you do it

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/dragged-getting-dragged-bye-see-ya-drag-his-ass-gif-10200240

[soft osprey]

Oh bud I know how much! But ive been on discord too long in one sitting so I’m leaving now

[random jewel]

gn i guess

[bronze mural]

Speed boosts to running don't account for state shifts

[woven smelt]

willie rocket program

[bronze mural]

so you can just

get up

and get knocked down

like 30 times at once

and become a fucking missile

Thats what I was doing at the start

[late phoenix]

(he's actually planning to frame me so he can ban me)

[naive holly]

Why do i have this saved on my phone fr tho

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxXHUYD5yP-YJ_WHuiMQPnrO1RrYdJhaKo?si=54HyLgouHWEylhNC

[bronze mural]

It actually wasnt dash

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1370443675963883520/InShot_20250510_025259498.gif

[bronze mural]

dash would js fling you in the direction, this CONTINUALLY boosts your speed

[wind charm]

ik gang, I just want to plug my shi 🥀

[bronze mural]

(It does not stop accelerating, we are making it to the andromeda galaxy with this one)

[bronze mural]

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1385020286646227014/sillygooba.gif

[bronze mural]

Now I wonder

what happens

if I combine

the swimming warhead tech

with the crate lid kickflip tech

Thermonuclear warhead particle accelerator addition

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-pepe-think-pepe-the-frog-wojak-gif-13571840648507225174

[bronze mural]

I shall post it here once I test it

[wind charm]

lore accurate Willie

[silent stag]

That fit tho..

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/578412218769735718/1372734276654600365/Goon_1.gif?ex=6854aceb&is=68535b6b&hm=4c694e2286c4ac3d95e924ae14e2910f41fe687880b1650f124090283a9a218f&

[naive holly]

Wheres the one of you getting sucked thru the fence mach 7

[bronze mural]

OK GUYS
IT MAY HAVE GONE BETTER THAN EXPECTED

I AM STUCK UNDER THE ABYSS CURRENTLY

[bronze mural]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-barbenheimer-barbie-oppenheimer-movie-gif-14455380668331281856

[mental kelp]

alt extension into a inverted hands pos.

turned the short edge outwards mid swing to get it aligned

[gilded veldt]

lock in willie..

wait whats that in the corner

do you guys see that

is that a bug

[wind charm]

nah thats actually hard

i fw w/ it

[gilded veldt]

ty

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/this-man-react-him-discord-react-star-thanos-gif-13166413308104625747

[gilded veldt]

jarvis

enhance

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1385020286646227014/sillygooba.gif

[bronze mural]

Gojo in that one pannel

oh also

I found out that the end of the abyss

is eternal pain and torment

[mental kelp]

ochs

[bronze mural]

Ill send a clip shortly

[naive holly]

Gang... gang?

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/red-sphere-glowing-gif-22768900

[gilded veldt]

how long has gooba been a thing??

[mental kelp]

another ochs play, switched hands while in his face to come back for the 1-2 combo

[wind charm]

#references♥_1450-1470 message

[bronze mural]

Two kinds of people in this chat

The people who do cool longsword tricks

and those who lost their sanity long ago

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/xxiisoul-thanos-gif-23843096

[gilded veldt]

the gooba is literally ME

[bronze mural]

proof?

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881963974747361310/1377296819280810075/Show_this_man_202505272248-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[mental kelp]

love that this server got a higher mb limit so I can post at full quality and longer

normally it would have to be 720p and only like... 8 seconds max.

[bronze mural]

fr bro

fine ill try stabbing

at a reasonable speed

💯

ill be sane fr

[naive holly]

Señor Swarde what's it called when you do upwards diagonal.

Last one felt so gentle lmao

[bronze mural]

(may be with a pickaxe)

[wind charm]

he just like me fr

[mental kelp]

It sounds kind of ridiculous but it is actually called an upwards diagonal

[naive holly]

[shell bronze]

jodan no kamae still remains peak stance

[mental kelp]

In german unterhau (under hew)

but that is a general term for any hit that comes from below

[wind charm]

define aura

[wind charm]

whats that in the corner? is that a bug?

[gilded veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1385020286646227014/sillygooba.gif

[naive holly]

Reposting this because I love channeling my inner Militus

[wind charm]

NOOOOOOO

[gilded veldt]

do you own a gooba???

[mental kelp]

I think I sent all my clips already, gonna have to hop on hs to get more

the clip farm machine

[shell bronze]

wym

[shell bronze]

militus is literally the king of baseball swordplay and it's so peak

[gilded veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1385020286646227014/sillygooba.gif

[wind charm]

I got a clip of it hold on

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1385020286646227014/sillygooba.gif

[shell bronze]

lowk i don't get it

[bronze mural]

Small issue with going 30000 mph

[gilded veldt]

its an inside but kinda outside joke

[bronze mural]

You fall over a lot

INTRODUCING

CUSTOM BODY TONUS

MISSING BOTH LEGS? NOT A PROBLEM!

WALK IT OFF

[shell bronze]

this veteran shi easy bruh

[wind charm]

this joke was a practical one, it was not in your clip and I pulled a prank by saying that there's something in the corner

[mental kelp]

gottem

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/chihuahua-tiger-dog-animal-gif-17078190356267688358

[gilded veldt]

is that what it does? i just use it to slam into people really fastly

[bronze mural]

Im ngl

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1384709643129061460/Nahidwin.gif

[bronze mural]

I might be kinda smooth with it

That last cut bro

[shell bronze]

oh bruh

[naive holly]

What the fuck is gooba anyway

[naive holly]

Well yes but

[wind charm]

there's a rabbit hole, I cannot venture down it for you

[naive holly]

You guys think if I do @ here ill a temp

[shell bronze]

fuckass battle axe

i dislike you and your kind

[naive holly]

I tried to goog but I just get like a tiktok and a 10 second yt video

[naive holly]

Actually so fun to fight vs bc its so stupid busted

Stakes are high

Btw

[wind charm]

I felt that in my soul bro
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxAsuyZ3oGAGHr_0q1QtfCqkx4u0xgGay7?si=QAuAgXmY2aawLmN1

[naive holly]

When does mega man go live

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxqeeG8SmJFmqwDP0KsgGDLHjAgdhEmBG6?si=1a81Lkv3nySOfZRq

I fucking HATE that weapon

[shell bronze]

i make a vow to brutally eviscerate people who use it

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxz7StTZ3uY1xB8XhPyg53P1WyoMH-TKMv?si=k8-f7M8IZ_PA6riD

I got at least 15 more

I am battleaxe hater #1 bro

[bronze mural]

Bro there's something so primally satisfying about cutting a man's head off while sprinting at 300 miles an hour

Heartbreak shot

[shell bronze]

it's this game's equivalent of nuke on a stick

[wind charm]

I got nothing

i made myself angry from thinking about it bro

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1384709643497898024/Willieball.gif

[shell bronze]

bro when he tries to jab me with the longsword as if we're not both armored

[wind charm]

dude that was fucking gross.

[runic karma]

Bro got corpsed on

[small needle]

im making the baron fight my army

idk how to make teams so they dont attack me too

how does one make dwarfs

yes

?

ohh

its is a W

rupert was helping me too

my character was stuck wobbling and he fixed it

sensational

dont use strength multipliar

turn it to normal

[shell bronze]

getting jumped simulator

[small needle]

that looked easy for you

[shell bronze]

as usual plancon is a pain in the ass

no matter how geared up you are

[small needle]

what is plancon

[shell bronze]

spiked spear thingamajig

[calm ivy]

Speaking of satisying, while I didn't cut off his head, this felt REALLY satisfying, too lol:

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kuiNowHWECZBj8pmK?invite=cr-MSxoeTEsMjY1MzE2ODc2

[waxen lance]

willie loads without weapons sometimes

[small needle]

willie doesnt need weapopns

thank rupert he's the one who told me

[dim prawn]

Hey guys, my game keeps crashing and I have the blood turned off, what do I do?

[small needle]

I've found the bodyguard option

is it fatal error?

[dim prawn]

mhm

[small needle]

k either the game's problem or your pc's issue

can it handle the game?

does it run smoothly?

[dim prawn]

it runs great until it just freezes and my pc has no other choice but to shut off

[small needle]

if its fatal error you should be able to click it and it should just close half sword

[dim prawn]

it doesnt pull the fatal error up all the time

[small needle]

k then idk

sorry

[shell bronze]

@wind charm

[dapper patio]

i get fatal errors if i play for over 30 mins

[shell bronze]

on behalf of and to avenge all victims of the battle axe

[dapper patio]

it could be driver optimization

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-toy-story3-gif-25030026

I need some more

[dapper patio]

tf mods do you hav eon man

lemme get your load order

[small needle]

which boss number is the one with the mace

tall fella

[runic steeple]

my game crashes every time i load into the abyss after playing gauntlet and it crashes whenever i try to load out of the abyss if i start it right after opening the game

[dapper patio]

abyss is soo buns for the game actually performi g

[runic steeple]

dying in gauntlet means i have to restart my game because i cant disable the abyss

every single time

[dapper patio]

😭 get good man

[wind charm]

that wont help
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxOwvgluwYSaicwJ-bn2H_4zkAbm8VPhQ_?si=AYURTlr2601Owacf

[dapper patio]

i beat ts without dying after like 20 attempts

uts not too bad

[dapper patio]

howd he get fest if he won

reset

[wind charm]

bad luck

[shell bronze]

i called upon the blessing of militus and he answered

[short aspen]

Every time I get close to the end of the ultimate challenge my game has a fatal error

😭

[stable rivet]

it was a goddamn miracle that i managed to beat the ultimate challenge without crashing, but only once

now every time i try it, it crashes as soon as the more armored guys show up, mostly after i kill them

[restive barn]

20kbps is a new low 😭

[steep herald]

20kbps? damn bro

[calm ivy]

MY LEEEEGG!

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kwlROkEsGcUt0e_c-/spok?invite=cr-MSxSRngsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[mental kelp]

ignore the whiffs this is from when I had just got on for the day

[steep herald]

ay bro please get the half sword enhancer it's godly

[calm ivy]

That's the one I'm using now

[steep herald]

nice

[calm ivy]

Yeaa

[calm ivy]

This is when I got both the Enhancer AND Trainer to work together, and used Enhancer to make a GIANT Willie lol:

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kaXuoY9mCWX26mhzr/spok?invite=cr-MSxEWU8sMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[mental kelp]

binded

[steep herald]

damnit the ad got played in the clip

[calm ivy]

That was some good sounding ice cream, tho lol

[steep herald]

ignore the ad in the background https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kwmBXO9d12_oh_nhv?invite=cr-MSx3NW4sMzcyOTU2NTI1

i yanked his arm back and kicked him in the head

[minor mesa]

didnt know cuts through armor were possible if im being honest

[calm ivy]

Lol field goal kick!!

[cinder stone]

it's a glitch

or limitation of the gore system, I forget which

[calm ivy]

Playing with the speed slider is so fun!

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/krPmZFhm4pbZVFsht/spok?invite=cr-MSxtb1MsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1385020286646227014/sillygooba.gif

[cinder stone]

is this ai lol

[mental kelp]

lots of useless swings in the first clip but I got it back with the squint

[calm ivy]

(you can't hear it in my edit, but in the original clip, the guy with the glaive gets his neck broken on the second hit!)

[wind charm]

it's gooba

[steep herald]

the blade clipped thru the helmet and slashed half his face off which in turn cut the helmet as well

[manic wharf]

im a knight

i agree

[steep herald]

dude have you seen some of the conversations that happen there?

[cinder stone]

huh

[steep herald]

oh

[manic wharf]

why did you fool me

i thought you were cool

but you are a mime

[steep herald]

i am, i just forgot you can't see that channel

[cinder stone]

count all the ways I broke that willie

[elfin abyss]

anyone else notice the ai getting smarter???

[steep herald]

1 his leg 2 emotionally, 3 his collisions are so fried, 4 his brain is fried

[manic wharf]

the play-test is awesome but if you link it no one can see

i forgive you

[cinder stone]

o:

[manic wharf]

yes

mere mortals cannot comprehend

[steep herald]

i AM the GOD of willies after all

[manic wharf]

so it seems

[elfin abyss]

why is my ai smart

[steep herald]

how are you on super dark mode?

[manic wharf]

he mostlikely downloaded it

[steep herald]

aint that a modded discord client technically?

which would be against tos?

[manic wharf]

indeed

[cinder stone]

lol I'm using regular discord :v

[elfin abyss]

its a new setting o_o

[manic wharf]

the same way you can see play testing without having the appropiate roles

[steep herald]

how do you have dark dark mode tho

[steep herald]

i use a link not a download

which my way isn't against tos

[runic karma]

I only consider something like this a perfect parry, if it doesn't knock out the enemy its not a perfect parry.

[mental kelp]

you got hit

[manic wharf]

h

[runic karma]

Very lightly

[manic wharf]

did you heal?

[runic karma]

And it knocked him out entirely

[steep herald]

i just stabbed someone with my chopped off arm, is this a glitch or a feature

[manic wharf]

how is your wound doing?

[steep herald]

"yo got hit"🥀

[wind charm]

He got hit

[steep herald]

this message is wrong on so many levels

[manic wharf]

elaborate

[steep herald]

the wound happened in half sword

[elfin abyss]

Join Vc to watch me try to beat the void

[mental kelp]

Willie thought armor would save him

What a grand and intoxicating innocence

[manic wharf]

it was me

[restive barn]

plank

[manic wharf]

testing

[steep herald]

is this for the modern overhaul mod?

[manic wharf]

whether you had the vencord plugin allowing you to see deleted messages

[elfin abyss]

watch stream guys plz i just hit a clip

[calm ivy]

Weapon idea: Gauntlets/something like Wolverine Claws! 😄
(also have option with armor!)

[steep herald]

nah dude

[restive barn]

no is just there in pack 4

[steep herald]

i saw it right before he deleted it

[cinder stone]

ain't rocket science

[steep herald]

found it

[fierce solar]

Does "Lock On"/Z(by default) cause issues with comboing?

[steep herald]

z isn't binded to that key anymore to my knowledge

[steep herald]

hold up how would you know there's a plugin for that?

[naive holly]

Def is.

[mental kelp]

pulled back from his blade when he parried and slashed to the other side

[steep herald]

i've been using that as the slow mo key on the enhancer i gotta change my binds

[covert forge]

do you guys think i will survive

[steep herald]

only with enhancer

[naive holly]

Ive got mine on a mouse side button because I had the issue too.

Sometimes it'll do one, sometimes the other

[covert forge]

i got stabbed in the leg gg

[steep herald]

gg

[covert forge]

still alive

[naive holly]

What do we think, boring or kinda steezy?

[covert forge]

i think i will die when the enemies get leg armor

because then my kicks wont be as effective

[steep herald]

amanatides_old

[covert forge]

bro the guy laying on the ground literally broke his 2nd leg on his own

[restive barn]

this is why i dont use spaulders

[naive holly]

Yeah but they look cooler

[mental kelp]

Yea pauldrons are ugly

spaulders on top

[restive barn]

pauldrons are goated when paired with sallet+bevor

[covert forge]

ok no im not surviving this shit

[naive holly]

🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌

[mental kelp]

If the plackart worked properly and didn’t clip it would be top tier

Esp if they had like a brigandine or some sort of riveted chest

[naive holly]

Was gonna say rn plackart on its own is so uggo imo

Yeahyeahyeah I can spell

[mental kelp]

So fire

[wicked lynx]

dude with axes and shields are the most fucking annoying beings in this game

they can't attack

block everything

and randomly chop off your legs while doing nothing

im noob tho so idk

[wicked lynx]

he looks like pug

on this drawing

[crude temple]

i think cutting off the face only is brutal

[cunning aspen]

Okay hear me out

[crude temple]

i would like spiked tips on the middle

[wicked lynx]

what

ohhhh spiked shield?

[restive barn]

dibs on the idea

[barren mantle]

yo you know what i'd really love in this game

a messer

[frozen radish]

Is there an endless mode planned?

Kinda like Abyss but you have choice over what you want for your class