#halfsword-chat-⚔

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rough matrix
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is you vs unreal engine

coarse remnant
rough matrix
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Sorry work ;-;

tame hollow
peak lava
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clean ass back hand if i dont say so myself

rough matrix
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Unity is my day by day everyday 5 days week 8h workspace

steep herald
lone crypt
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guys how do i use mod in half sword ?

rough matrix
coarse remnant
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which one

lone crypt
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i saw some totorial but it was useless

peak lava
coarse remnant
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which mod

steep herald
coarse remnant
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it depends

tame hollow
peak lava
tame hollow
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ok

peak lava
rough matrix
coarse remnant
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bro fully gave up on any technique

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ur so lucky the guy went backwards lol

peak lava
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found where all my older clips are, most of these r prob reposts

rough matrix
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Hoe is underrated

peak lava
steep herald
# peak lava

i can't tell whether he snapped his neck or chopped it off

rough matrix
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Tbh if u have the good distancefeeling and aim on hoe this weapon can be realy good

coarse remnant
rough matrix
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But it cuts and have a lot of energy in that blade

rough matrix
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small blade but with a lot of energy

peak lava
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omg wait i need to find a clip that will make yall flip

coarse remnant
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i dont get it

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its normal

peak lava
steep herald
coarse remnant
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oh shit that was sick

rough matrix
steep herald
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mind blowing equation

rough matrix
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110

peak lava
steep herald
proud dew
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is ultimate challenge still impossible

peak lava
proud dew
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shit still crashes for me

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dk abt yall

steep herald
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also use strength boost

peak lava
steep herald
wind charm
peak lava
# peak lava

you can almost hear the war cry as the axe raises

tame hollow
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and it crashed again

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how cool

steep herald
wind charm
peak lava
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yall wanna see the luckist clip?

tame hollow
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or no

peak lava
steep herald
peak lava
steep herald
peak lava
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oh!

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no i use obs

tame hollow
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AND IT CRASHED AGAIN IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND

steep herald
tame hollow
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😭 🙏

peak lava
steep herald
# peak lava

he just raged so hard he actually hit the enemy for once

peak lava
peak lava
peak lava
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You bafoon it is never about the size, it is about use you see!

peak lava
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I think im out of clips

steep herald
peak lava
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besides this convent 5 complalation I made for a yt video

steep herald
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GIVE US MORE

peak lava
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its loading

steep herald
peak lava
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do rememeber is was supposed to be for yt so ignore the intro card thingy

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its 200mb + what am i supped to do

coarse remnant
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will stop crashihng prolly

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the blood mostly

lament drift
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NOO THERE WAS A FATAL ERROR DURING THE ULTIMATE BATTLE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

tame hollow
peak lava
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oh wait this is part two, thought this was part one, ops

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one sec

tame hollow
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its you vs unreal engine

coarse remnant
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😭

coarse remnant
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i have a clip of me winning without doing anything lmao

coarse remnant
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im lazy

tame hollow
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🤨

coarse remnant
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tryna find it

steep herald
coarse remnant
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its just a millenial gif

steep herald
steep herald
coarse remnant
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cant be explained

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hold on let me get a second opinion

steep herald
hollow delta
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threw my spear at this guy and HOLY SHIT

minor veldt
steep herald
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caseoh is live on twitch chat i'll be back in a few hours

coarse remnant
steep herald
coarse remnant
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very agreed

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u can just tell

minor veldt
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Thanks Captain Obvious

steep herald
peak lava
coarse remnant
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found the clip

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uploading rn

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prolly gonna have to remove the audio tho

steep herald
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chat we got a new member

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chat welcome him or i will tickle all of you

coarse remnant
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skip to the end

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0:38

peak lava
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there we go

coarse remnant
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game so easy i won doing nothing 🔥

cerulean cloud
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I BROKE HIS NOSE WITH A STICK AND HE STILL WANTS TO STAB ME!!

steep herald
cerulean cloud
steep herald
cerulean cloud
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ok!

cinder stone
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willie almost killed me with a hand axe so I broke his four limbs

urban jackal
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bruh

cinder stone
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he's still alive too!

cerulean cloud
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ts is so tuff

hollow delta
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only after i killed him did i realized he managed to cut my neck with his knife...

shut falcon
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a tale in two screenshots

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I FUCKING DID IT

tame hollow
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he is okay

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trust me

fierce acorn
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totally

tame hollow
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erm

steep herald
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this lowk reminds me of when companies try to reach out to gen z and just end up being the cringiest thing ever

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that's not what they say

fierce acorn
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what even is hat

small needle
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i must become the baron

mighty nexusBOT
small needle
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i didnt know you could become the baron on half sword\

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new goal

fierce acorn
steep herald
tame hollow
fierce acorn
steep herald
fierce acorn
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yeah

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thats not my username

cinder stone
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perfect timing ❤️

tame hollow
cinder stone
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yes that is a wooden sword

fierce acorn
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do you not know the different between a display name and username you idiot thumbsup

steep herald
cinder stone
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can you guys not get pissed over something so inconsequential?

steep herald
fierce acorn
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two different names

steep herald
fierce acorn
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you cant friend someone with their display name

fierce acorn
steep herald
steep herald
fierce acorn
cinder stone
steep herald
fierce acorn
steep herald
steep herald
mighty nexusBOT
mighty nexusBOT
tame hollow
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should i let him live

steady ice
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Took me 4 months to tell my parents abt my gf

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How cooked am I

steep herald
steady ice
steep herald
steady ice
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This is it for me

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Death is here

tame hollow
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cooked

steep herald
tame hollow
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the people has chosen

steep herald
steady ice
steep herald
steady ice
tame hollow
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what name should i give to blue guy (its me)

fierce acorn
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Willy

steep herald
steep herald
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don't ping him

fierce acorn
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why are you telling me ok im no yurienzogabriel0800

fierce acorn
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ok

steep herald
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ok

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js finish typing bro

tame hollow
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another victim claimed by blue guy

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(his weapon punctured the guy's neck)

small glen
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i am playing the OG half sword

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aka Jedi Academy

steep herald
steep herald
small glen
tame hollow
tame hollow
tame hollow
small glen
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just stare

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judgingly

serene dawn
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is the fullsword real

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are the myths true

fierce acorn
fierce acorn
fierce acorn
small glen
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someone in a discord server told a mod he was gonna skin him alive if he doesn't unban him

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btw this is for a roblox game

fierce acorn
steep herald
small glen
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nerd

small glen
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Ibuki pfp is based

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so i can't insult this person

small glen
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just going to call them a nerd and thats it

tame hollow
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blue guy has claimed another victory to his belt

fierce acorn
tame hollow
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and another lightning fast victory claimed by blue man
pinnacle of the blue army

steep herald
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i have more than 10 pages of gifs i have posted

serene dawn
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@small glen wait were you once into scp stuff?

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you look like someone I knew

fierce acorn
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🇨🇩

tame hollow
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another angle

serene dawn
small glen
serene dawn
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do you know what that is

serene dawn
small glen
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the only SCP faction i was part of was Pantheon

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which was a friends only thing

steep herald
small glen
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over like

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300 factions

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Pantheon was just a custom one me and my friend made

serene dawn
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scp stuff

tame hollow
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last angle

serene dawn
small glen
serene dawn
small glen
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Foundation, MC&D, Serpent Hand, Chaos Insurgency, GOC, are just the main ones

serene dawn
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lots of factions

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and some big sites with many members

tame hollow
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AND ANOTHER VICTORY CLAIMED BY BLUE GUY!

fierce acorn
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oh nvm

small glen
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And mtf is part of the foundation

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But there is like

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109 MTF's

fierce acorn
fierce acorn
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i guess mobile task force does sound pretty general

small glen
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I had 10 Foundation ocs, and around like

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Uhm

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30 Pantheon OC's

fierce acorn
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damn

small glen
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Pantheon was fun af to rp

fierce acorn
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what did they do

tame hollow
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another angle chat

steep herald
fierce acorn
steep herald
small glen
# fierce acorn what did they do

Pantheon was a PMC controlled by God's from Mythology, the God's were Zeus, Mars, Amaterasu, and Lucifer then a Polynesian I ain't spelling the name of

steep herald
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what was that gif?

fierce acorn
small glen
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They were hired by The foundation in a contract to fight the Opposing factions in the pacific

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Mostly near the Philippines and Japan

fierce acorn
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oh neat

tame hollow
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should i give him mercy (last image)

peak lava
fierce acorn
tame hollow
small glen
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There is like, 10 officers that fight under those gods. All named after the Mythology that they serve under, so Lucifer officers are all nicknamed Demonology demons and etc

steep herald
small glen
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I am not new the lore building thing tbh xd

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I make a lot in the span of only a week

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Not even my only custom thing I have made

peak lava
fierce acorn
small glen
small glen
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I dated a girl who made Scarlet King stories, for SCP and she made a bunch of warhammer lore things. So I learned from her for a short while

pastel epochBOT
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yurienzogabriel0800 (yurienzogabriel0800_67595)

bro was so close to losing his future generations

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small glen
fierce acorn
tame hollow
steep herald
tame hollow
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bye chat imma get a warn

tame hollow
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🤞

restive barn
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im back

small glen
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Okay springtrap

fierce acorn
steep herald
restive barn
tame hollow
fierce acorn
steep herald
tame hollow
small glen
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Use the spear, but don't stab

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Only swing

fierce acorn
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still fun

fierce acorn
peak lava
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back you foul beast 💅

small glen
fierce acorn
fierce acorn
peak lava
fierce acorn
small glen
fierce acorn
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oh ok

peak lava
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got like no really good pics

small glen
steep herald
peak lava
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French

small glen
steep herald
peak lava
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this one is pretty neat imo

small glen
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Jk

peak lava
barren mural
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Imagine not doing fist fights in full steel

small glen
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Who does fist fights

barren mural
fierce acorn
peak lava
small glen
barren mural
steep herald
small glen
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True Willie send pictures here

barren mural
small glen
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I think you meant that

steep herald
barren mural
fierce acorn
soft osprey
small glen
barren mural
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U are mad bc u can’t beat naked ppl in full armor

small glen
small glen
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Login, go to free mode, then click play. It'll start you in tier 1 despite your tier being like 5 or 4

peak lava
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such a klut falling down like this (Ignore the decapitated skull)

steep herald
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i have never alt tabbed faster in my life

small glen
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Nerd

peak lava
deep shale
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br*tish

peak lava
fierce acorn
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da,m

soft osprey
fierce acorn
steep herald
worldly coyote
soft osprey
soft osprey
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I literally just got it though..

wind charm
steep herald
soft osprey
fierce cairn
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i fw you bro

restive barn
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should i make a dueling shield

wind charm
ember flame
lament drift
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i got baron, took me so long

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yayy

fierce acorn
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nice

soft osprey
lament drift
mighty nexusBOT
wind charm
steep herald
fierce acorn
soft osprey
lament drift
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i love half sword so much 😄

fierce acorn
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yep good game

ember flame
serene tulip
lament drift
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guys does the abyss ever end or does more enemies keep spwaning

serene tulip
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it ends when you kill them all

steep herald
lament drift
serene tulip
worldly coyote
soft osprey
lament drift
idle drum
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the real ultimate challenge of the final challenge is beating the game before it crashes

lament drift
lament drift
serene tulip
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now do I play half sword by myself or play holdfast with others while I watch fishtanklive

At a crossroads

soft osprey
serene tulip
soft osprey
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The role players in holdfast are fuckin hilarious

steep herald
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everyone reply to this message with a image of your hours on half sword

soft osprey
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I only have 30 or so

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Well not counting the playtest

serene tulip
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counting playtest I probably have around 150 or so

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which is insane for a demo

steep herald
soft osprey
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I slacked

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I think I had around 40 in the playtest

steep herald
serene tulip
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I don't think playing quintillion hours is necessary for being a hall monitor lol

soft osprey
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That’s why we have a whole mod team! I don’t need to cover everything myself

serene tulip
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pick voulge
get flamingo leg after two rounds.

It's over. I should just go play holdfast man, can't even use polearms anymore

soft osprey
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Practice makes perfect

serene tulip
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I mean I can fight with flamingo leg. But it's not fun

idle drum
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im losing my mind with the state of unreal engine 5

steep herald
serene tulip
steep herald
serene tulip
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I should get a glass for this beer. Beer tastes better poured

steep herald
steep herald
ember flame
serene tulip
serene tulip
soft osprey
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It’s very clear most of the users who talk here are from the us. Chat dies around midnight

serene tulip
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probably. It is a large player base, china is the only one that rivals in size I think

ember flame
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stabbed him in the heart

eager blade
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probably the most clean peeling of a spine I've seen lol

eager blade
# ember flame

this looks like if you tried to pull you'd just cut all your fingers off lol

ember flame
eager blade
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the fuck happened there?

lament drift
ember flame
restive barn
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small dueling shield

ember flame
jolly gorge
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Wtf?

eager blade
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willie turned into a cloverfield monster

ember flame
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i found willies relative willo

jolly gorge
jolly gorge
jolly gorge
ember flame
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monster willie

jolly gorge
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this is my dmg

ember flame
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he knock out

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no die

jolly gorge
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im too faded to get into the specifics but you're correct

serene tulip
jolly gorge
ember flame
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secret boss the souls of the aybss

jolly gorge
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how do yall do this

ember flame
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hs enhancer

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im messing around creating horrors beyond my comprehension

restive barn
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DUELING SHIELD!!1

ember flame
restive barn
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THE IMAGE IS UPLOADING!!!

ember flame
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if there is any willie left

restive barn
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MY INTERNET IS TERRIBLE!!!

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WOODEN DUELING SHIELD!!!

serene tulip
fierce acorn
restive barn
ember flame
restive barn
jolly gorge
serene tulip
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I love how I get my best clips when I have something playing in the background, rendering the footage unuseable

serene tulip
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After I put out this new video maybe I should finally set up OBS instead of just relying on Shadowplay.

At the same time that seems like such a hassle so idk

jolly gorge
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but my music doesnt play over the clip

serene tulip
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like, I don't want to turn gaming into a chore

serene tulip
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go to parry and run his arm through instead

mint wadi
serene tulip
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yes I muted it because no idea what fishtank was saying at the time lol

stiff patio
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whu cant i paste pics tf

serene tulip
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have to cashapp a mod for perms

mint wadi
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^this is true

serene tulip
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LMAO I can't believe I died like that, trying to be funny + lazy at the same time. To a mace of all things.

jolly gorge
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fistplay

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these hands is devastating

serene tulip
jolly gorge
mint wadi
serene tulip
jolly gorge
mint wadi
jolly gorge
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bro did i win or lose

jolly gorge
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i won

shell bronze
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weak side parries are kind of unreliable a lot of the time

serene tulip
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I've noticed that

jolly gorge
mint wadi
serene tulip
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seriously why do I get fucking baller clips while I have noise in the background.

Just need to set up obs at some point to select the audio I want I guess

jolly gorge
mint wadi
mint wadi
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You can do some crazy kicks with slow motion using Halfsword Enhancer

jolly gorge
jolly gorge
mint wadi
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First person is fun

serene tulip
mint wadi
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The way the kick locks on in this is peculiar

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Sometimes you can do really stupid shit

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I've had my character do a backflip before so my leg would reach their head

mint wadi
# jolly gorge

I was absolutely expecting this to be a fail clip when I saw you bump into the rail and Willie got close. Was expecting a punch jumpscare to the face lol.

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The right spin then left is a favorite of mine.

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Looks pretty fantasy martial arty

jolly gorge
mint wadi
# jolly gorge

nice! Roundhouses are hard without the slow mo (that doesn't use stamina)

shell bronze
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their weak side swings are your strong side parries and they overlap much more perfectly

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unless you're fighting polearms then their strong side swings are also your strong side parries

mint wadi
jolly gorge
mint wadi
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lol

jolly gorge
mint wadi
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lmao just a tap

jolly gorge
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how do i get them to not give up so easily

mint wadi
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Holy fucking shit I broke BOTH of his arms in one kick.

mint wadi
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It's a mod

jolly gorge
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idk how to mod

mint wadi
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Catch me some other time on here when it's not 1:30am and I'll show you how.

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It's very easy.

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If you want.

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Just drag and drop some files and you're done.

jolly gorge
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John are these setting optimal

mint wadi
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Play however you want!

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I often play with my damage all the way down if I'm going for a very specific clip.

jolly gorge
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hmm i see

mint wadi
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I change my settings all the time.

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Sometimes I'm taking barely any damage, and sometimes I like the sliders to be all the way up for both.

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Change them as you wish.

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There's no wrong way to play besides not playing the way you want to.

jolly gorge
jolly gorge
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my sens was all the way down for sum reason

mint wadi
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He took a beating. Jesus.

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I'm heading to bed.

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Goodnight, sleep well whenever you do.

jolly gorge
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goodnight man!

steep herald
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i almost accidentally downloaded a trojan

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i'm so cooked it might be on my pc

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it's on my pc now i have to start all over chat

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if my account starts sending sketchy download links don't download those

split yacht
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is anyone able to kill with one backhand?

summer pollen
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it feels cool when you fight one of those sword willies that actually properly duel against you and parry your weapon unless you feint

mental spindle
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H

ember flame
restive barn
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do you make ur weapons urself

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is taht a yes or a no

wind charm
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Bitter and I work together for the golden Longsword and Poleaxe, he does the technical side and I test them for handling

restive barn
wind charm
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Man I am half asleep 😭

deep shale
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i wannna play
1400s dead rising

restive barn
wind charm
restive barn
wind charm
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Holy shit

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That's designer drip

restive barn
wind charm
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It looks luxurious

restive barn
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theres two btw

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so you can have dueling shield duels

wind charm
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I yearn for the EA spike pit

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Billions must be impaled WhyMe

lethal crag
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hello moo and chrome

wind charm
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hiii

restive barn
restive barn
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this idiot is so lucky

minor mesa
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jesus my movement is fucked right now

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doing this at the start of every match now, right out the gates

minor mesa
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your 0.5 compilation was dope btw

wind charm
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Oh ty froggoblush

minor mesa
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first one i watched while back was just gameplay n nice editing i think but the addition of voice over n goofs in new one was tight 👌

wind charm
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History will remember the achievements made from those who are inspired by their peers

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I am but an amalgamation of everything

minor mesa
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genuinely learned so much from you, Gyo and HeartoverDeath's vids lmao really opens the game up

serene tulip
mental kelp
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Live footage

wind charm
minor mesa
feral lily
ember flame
crude flower
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If you stand still usually they might

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They're waiting for you to move sometimes

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Happens to me

elfin coyote
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Who here has beaten the ultimate challenge?

feral lily
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Like 3 times lol

elfin coyote
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And the abyss

feral lily
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Once

elfin coyote
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Good

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So in your opinion which is harder

feral lily
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I mean, they both are heavily dependent on rng

elfin coyote
slate flower
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whats the weapon that the baron uses called

feral lily
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Especially for armour drops

elfin coyote
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They also present different challenges

feral lily
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Though I feel abyss is slightly harder cause armour is even harder to come by

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And it is longer generally

elfin coyote
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And more enemies can spawn at the same time

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At least end game abyss

feral lily
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However the beginning phases, compared to ultimate challenge are significantly easier

elfin coyote
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True

restive barn
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Don't steal a hillbilly's banjo.

feral lily
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Cause u get the big candelstick

elfin coyote
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And also a bunch of extra weapons

feral lily
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Yeah

elfin coyote
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Some are trash though

feral lily
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But as I said before, armour is harder to get, which is something that is def needed at the end

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But it does give you more room to move around, so you can like run from groups of enemies and right to the boss lol

elfin coyote
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Not quite

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I mean if you dont have much armor you can

old fractal
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ive been playing this game for like 3 weeks and every time i get on the commoner boss i die because he just dismembers me like bro

elfin coyote
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But when you get armor you get slower

feral lily
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So you will almost always be running faster

elfin coyote
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But when the time comes

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You will have to face the baron

feral lily
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Like the best I got was a chest plate and some leg armour by the time I got to barron

elfin coyote
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And armorless the baron is a nightmare

old fractal
elfin coyote
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Yeah

elfin coyote
feral lily
elfin coyote
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I need to try that

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Ill record it and post it to youtube

old fractal
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Maybe it is a skill issue

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Idk how i should get better tho

elfin coyote
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Sorry

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I thought you meant beggar boss

feral lily
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And half sword to guard his swibgs

elfin coyote
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The commoner boss is actually difficult

feral lily
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Then just get in close

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Or use the glorious pitchfork

elfin coyote
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Axe boss is a joke once you master movement and fistfight

feral lily
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My honest reaction to the commoner boss

elfin coyote
feral lily
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Then just stay close

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And if big candelstick spawns it's even easier cause half swording it and holding it a bit above your head means he'll land 0 shots

shell bronze
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no pitchfork needed

feral lily
shell bronze
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timing and footwork is king

feral lily
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You forgot the decapitation

shell bronze
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he's an actual pushover once you stop getting psyched out and start feinting him

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like any other npc

elfin coyote
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Tier list of how hard each boss is:
1.baron
2.commoner boss
3.that boss with the spiked stick
4.full gore scythe
5.knight boss
6. The one with the long spear
7.bald guy
8.if I forgot one it goes here
9.beggar boss

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Thougts?

feral lily
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I always finish him off while he's still standing by plunging my sword thru him

shell bronze
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baron easy

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any polearm with a heavier end will eviscerate him

feral lily
elfin coyote
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True

shell bronze
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getting to the baron is the hard part

elfin coyote
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Not that dangerous with armor

shell bronze
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beating him into a pulp is the reward

feral lily
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Nah the reward is playing as him in brave stand

elfin coyote
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Tru

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Tru

feral lily
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Or spawning beggars

shell bronze
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he's just overkill in brave stand

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very fun power trip character

elfin coyote
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If you master his weapon that is

shell bronze
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but to end brave stands i just bring man at arms

feral lily
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His weapons are too long tho they hard to control

shell bronze
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i get rid of his weapons in favor of the regular versions

elfin coyote
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The long sword is really fun to use

shell bronze
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with loadout selection

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i give him a regular longsword and a regular poleaxe

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much more potent

feral lily
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The height is a huge advantage tho cause perfect height for decapitations

restive barn
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why does one of the picking up noises have a weird machine noise

elfin coyote
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Poleaxe what weapon was it?

shell bronze
elfin coyote
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I dont know weapon names

restive barn
shell bronze
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poleaxe is the polearm with the axe end

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found in top 2 tiers before baron

elfin coyote
elfin coyote
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Is it like related to that big baron weapon

shell bronze
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yes

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what else is it gonna be

feral lily
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It is an axe

elfin coyote
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The axe that doubles lika a hammer

shell bronze
feral lily
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On a stick

shell bronze
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it's not like it's in the name or anything

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or that it was mentioned in the same context as the baron's weapon

elfin coyote
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So poleaxe

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I love that weapon

feral lily
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2 handed axe is peak

elfin coyote
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Wich

feral lily
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Both

elfin coyote
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Tru

shell bronze
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the battle axe

restive barn
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the killbilly

shell bronze
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that fuckass axe is tied with plancon for most overpowered weapons in the game

feral lily
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The 2 handed war axe goes crazy tho

feral lily
restive barn
shell bronze
feral lily
shell bronze
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i vow to beat whoever uses it whenever i see one

feral lily
elfin coyote
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Multiplayer in this game would be peak

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Probably just spears though

feral lily
shell bronze
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battle axe users endure horrible fates i fear

feral lily
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Why do u hate battle axe users

shell bronze
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same reason why i hate plancon

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both weapons are exceptionally good
both weapons i know how to use

elfin coyote
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What was the placon?

shell bronze
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both weapons i vow to defeat with a longsword every time i see them

shell bronze
feral lily
elfin coyote
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Oh

shell bronze
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but i fear not the plancon

elfin coyote
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Game critiques are not going to be able to play this game

shell bronze
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bro game critics will hate this game

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when stuff like this is gonna happen to them

elfin coyote
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They would be like “super hard game not friendly with gamers, couldnt pass the main goal”

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And we will be like “just parry it bro”

shell bronze
elfin coyote
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Same with new players on release date

shell bronze
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every boss a pushover with polearm

elfin coyote
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Tru

shell bronze
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only one that is universally difficult and rng reliant is beggar boss

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the moment you get you hands on the pitchfork everything easy

feral lily
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Beggar boss is too easy

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Just run right at him

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And you legit never lose

elfin coyote
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I defeated it with only kicks like 4 times already

feral lily
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I just punch him to death

shell bronze
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3 bosses

cunning aspen
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Wow, level 3 is red now

shell bronze
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one weapon

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one class

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carries all the way to ultimate challenge

feral lily
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Love that weapon

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And the billhook too

elfin coyote
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So which is better

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Placon

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Candlestick

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Billhook

shell bronze
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plancon, that razor blade polearm, and battle axe

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and pitchfork

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the four horsemen of cheesing half sword

elfin coyote
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Remeber it got nerfed

shell bronze
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still brutal

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plancon took me to 27k in abyss before my game crashed

elfin coyote
feral lily
shell bronze
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i could've gone for 100k

shell bronze
feral lily
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Candelstick carries

elfin coyote
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Tru

elfin coyote
shell bronze
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and why go with the better spears when you just one shot everyone until veteran

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then use the long razor blade on a stick to go all the way to ultimate challenge easy

feral lily
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I learnt a trick

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Free mode matches for some reason

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Give you points in the gauntlet

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So if you are on knight teir

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And do a beggar free mode

shell bronze
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this is how to play knight

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easiest tier

feral lily
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You get the same points as if you fought them with a beggar

elfin coyote
feral lily
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U can just tap out

elfin coyote
shell bronze
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that fuckass axe will find a way if you're not careful

feral lily
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Too bad he one hands it tho

shell bronze
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yeah but he's also big

feral lily
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He can barely control the bloody thibg

elfin coyote
shell bronze
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he takes one good swing at you you are either ko'd, stunlocked, or decapitated

wind charm
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No fancy tricks, just efficiency.

feral lily
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Also I use a poleaxe then so it's fine lol

shell bronze
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simple strong swipes will do the trick one way or another

wind charm
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true

feral lily
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Collarbone robbery

shell bronze
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i can't bring myself to fight like militus it feels wrong to use longsword like a baseball bat

split yacht
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Do they plan on this being multiplayer

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Would be funny if so

shell bronze
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i'm strict on the kenjutsu side of things
strong immediate strikes to end the duel right then and there

feral lily
wind charm
feral lily
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Physics sim and multiplayer don't mix

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Devs said it probs won't happen

shell bronze
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bro says simple and styles on willie

feral lily
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Stabbing with swords is so fun

shell bronze
feral lily
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Especially wit commoner teir

split yacht
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I play a farmer with the little butcher knife

mental kelp
split yacht
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The London simulation

feral lily
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I swear beggar carnage ends in 3 seconds after you learn how to stab

elfin coyote
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Try carnage in beggar

shell bronze
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hold alt

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run at nearest standing opponent

elfin coyote
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Win

shell bronze
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edinburgh simulator 2025

wise canyon
split yacht
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Give them an extra hole