halfsword-chat-⚔

[tame hollow]

[lament drift]

?

[fierce cairn]

no you lose it

if you got to the baron

idk

[restive barn]

@waxen lance

[regal iron]

People in general just dont want to tbh

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-wolf-meme-wolf-growl-minors-discord-gif-13941253865542047739

[tame hollow]

[balmy sand]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/652292384809549835/903747362952990740/phish.gif

[tame hollow]

phish
yay

[restive barn]

barbute B is the cutest helmet ever

[tame hollow]

ngl on yall opinion what is your favorite helmet to wear

[restive barn]

sallet

[fierce cairn]

they got my hand by some stupid glitch but they shall never break my resolve

[regal iron]

Why does he look like that 😭

[tame hollow]

do you want to se a photo of me grabbing a dude's head with two pikes puncturing him

see

[restive barn]

?

[tame hollow]

nvm

[waxen lance]

You cant change the color of the pole, can you

[restive barn]

i dont think theres a way]

[waxen lance]

Darn

Ok dm me the zip for it

[restive barn]

SHWEET!!

[waxen lance]

I'm takin a nap so

I'll try it later

[true zealot]

personally if I was him, I wouldn't have let this happen

[balmy sand]

least over-the-top grotesque dismemberment (he existed 20 feet from a small knife that was immobile)

this post was made by gentle truthers

[restive barn]

odd looking dumbell

[soft osprey]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1382446020906057868

[fierce cairn]

my god bro

the spiky pommels are so underrated

[fierce cairn]

i love hearing them choking on their blood

[true zealot]

what is this stance

[soft osprey]

Record it so you can listen to it all day long on repeat

[balmy sand]

remix it into a sick beat

Williecore, music made with half sword sound effects as the basis

I'd listen to that

[soft osprey]

Music made BY Willie’s, FOR Willie’s

[balmy sand]

halfswodr is part of my favourite genre of games

Medieval games where unarmed combat is one of the strongest ways to play

[rough narwhal]

как сделать бесконечное замедление времени ?

[balmy sand]

dwarf fortress adventure mode, daggerfall (debateably), barony (debateably, especailyl if ur a shaman of some kind)

[balmy sand]

#modders-guild-hall message

в этом моде бесконечное замедленное движение. Извините, если мой русский плох, я использую машинный перевод.

[true zealot]

my new friend

[rough narwhal]

I'm fine, thanks.

[supple flint]

Exercise?? i thought you said extra fries

[wind charm]

POV; You're my tm8 on Duos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XZOHgSXu1w

[rich tulip]

halfsword fans when i give them a whole sword

[humble bloom]

if you love it so much, why dont you marry it?

[soft osprey]

Say full sword

[rich tulip]

No

[fierce cairn]

lmaoooo

im married to the polehammer

im loyal

[deep shale]

affair with the pole axe

volgue is the ex

[fierce cairn]

also since youre the actual va, what does the announcer actually say when he says something like "consider ere battle joineth"

my english nerd friend was kind of frustrated when he heared that honestly

"just adding e doesnt make it old english" he said

glad to hear you guys got experts tho

[hollow pond]

MIDDLE ENGLISH!!!!

[humble bloom]

old english is too old for 15th century I think.

[hollow pond]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO I LOVE MIDDLE ENGLISH

[hollow pond]

Way too old

Like… 400 years or so

[fierce cairn]

true

old english is pre norman

it looks like norse almost

[hollow pond]

Best equivalent would be Frisian

Hi btw

[mental spindle]

hans bilal

[fierce cairn]

you gotta tell them to have the knight ai rely less on half sword hugging tho

its kind of boring with every ai having the same tactic

[strong mango]

I hope dis game not become uh

paid

cuz im broke

I voted for it to be like 5-10 dollars on the survey

cuz its worth that much

but like I broke

[humble bloom]

I have no say in how the AI is designed.
but I'm sure they'll make the wrestling and half swording better.

[soft osprey]

Thinking it’s 5-10 dollars worth…pffftt….

You get what you get and you don’t get upset!

[strong mango]

when game is fully released

[strong mango]

I tink it 5-15 dollara

[strong mango]

that sounds fair'

[soft osprey]

I don’t even know what to say to you!

[tame hollow]

ive started locking in

[jaunty kiln]

anybody else getting crashes from bashing armor plates? (ik there is a bug report i just need to know im not alone lol)

[tame hollow]

im in the soldier level rn

[tulip oxide]

i need an advise: How to beat the Commoner sword boss guy when im given the bone braker tool idk round steel top on a stick ;/ seems imposible

[jovial temple]

you can reroll your equipment

[jaunty kiln]

easy cheat code, long wood stick with spikes on all sides + death for any level, literally ran all levels with it up to the challenge

[tame hollow]

reroll ur gear

[jovial temple]

you cant get that one in commoner tier

[worn goblet]

https://puu.sh/KvxBx/048d01e454.jpg

[tulip oxide]

wdym

[worn goblet]

just killed this freak in abyss

what now

does the game go forever

[jovial temple]

you cant get the weapon shanerbud is talking about yet

[tulip oxide]

Its not the free mode its the idk the challange where u level up

[jovial temple]

you can still reroll your gear

doesnt have to be free mode

[tulip oxide]

How to if im in the challanger menu

im pressing the guy but the gear doesnt change

[worn goblet]

help

[tame hollow]

gauntlet?

[tulip oxide]

ye

[jovial temple]

you gotta press reroll in the right side of the screen

[tame hollow]

also does cpu help reduce lag by alot

[jovial temple]

not like in free mode where you reselect the class

[worn goblet]

https://puu.sh/KvxAM/6eedfee757.png

he loves me

[white trail]

he has a NAME

[covert flare]

yeah

[jaunty kiln]

On the right side of the menu screen before you enter a battle, it reads “Randomize Gear” above “faction”

[covert flare]

what are your specs yuri

[tulip oxide]

Okay :D thank you guys

now it will be alot easier to beat BOB >;D

[jaunty kiln]

The best advice I could give on my own experience, is try for anything that either promotes distance, or surface area for deady impact, spears, axes, polearms, swords are ok, but when fighting armored enemies it becomes a liability.

[covert flare]

yeah

sword only work sometimes on armoreds

best to use a mace

or a glaive

[fierce cairn]

this your arm stupidass?

[crystal tartan]

is it ok that the game keep crashing or my gpu is very bad?

its 3050 8g

[fierce cairn]

attach it back if you can

fucking stupid half sword spammer

[crystal tartan]

is there online?

[fierce cairn]

no

[crystal tartan]

sad

could beat your head

[jaunty kiln]

God that would be so broken

[covert flare]

mine is the same

[crystal tartan]

keep crashing?

[covert flare]

what settings are you on

[crystal tartan]

High

1080p

[covert flare]

im on maximum pixel resolution on high and getting constant 120 fps

are you lagging?

[crystal tartan]

i tried medium or less than 1080p but when there is alot of people it crashed

[crystal tartan]

yeah but when alot of people or blood it gave away

[covert flare]

what is your cpu?

[crystal tartan]

i312100

[covert flare]

thats the culprit

[crystal tartan]

16gram

[fierce cairn]

idk why so many people have a 3050 when its the worst rtx in existence

[covert flare]

your cpu isnt handling the amount of info probably

[crystal tartan]

the cpu is the problem?

i see

[covert flare]

its outdated

[radiant vault]

is there an easier weapon to use than the spear with spikes

[covert flare]

and

it is certainly bottlenecking your system

[crystal tartan]

i5 12400? would do the trick?

[covert flare]

sword

[covert flare]

yeah probably so, i think thats what mine has

just a moment

[little plover]

I just did gauntlet on 1 try lmao

[radiant vault]

kinda meh against shields

[nimble trench]

nasty combo

[covert flare]

then mace or axe

[radiant vault]

not as easy to handle

[covert flare]

@crystal tartan

mine is an i7

13th gen

[radiant vault]

i <3 playing on a ryzen 3

[covert flare]

i think its the best match you could get for the 3050

[covert flare]

i dont really have a choice on it since its one of the cheapest medium end i could find

[crystal tartan]

same hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[covert flare]

its a good gpu tbh

i play rdr2 without an issue

[crystal tartan]

maybe i need an update i will see what i can do

[crystal tartan]

yes!

[covert flare]

bro you 100% need an update

trust me

your gaming experience will change a lot when you change cpu

[crystal tartan]

i used to have ryzen 5

3600

furnance but great

[crystal tartan]

thanks for the information i will sure do!

[covert flare]

look up the prices for the i7-13650HX or other models above the 12th, i think those are the best for your system!

[covert flare]

you're welcome! :D

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-gif-7435041481571929501

[tulip oxide]

After i die but survive the abyss i lose my randomize gear privaleges ?

[crystal tartan]

is it the same socket? i didn't look up the market for like 10 years

[tame hollow]

whats your favorite gamemode

[crystal tartan]

yes

[molten galleon]

Could be lack of vram causing the crash

[tame hollow]

fist play
carnage
spoilance
single combat
small buhurt
or great stand

[crystal tartan]

back in my day 8g was overkill :)

[tulip oxide]

i have 3050ti :) doing fine hahs

[crystal tartan]

ah games need to work at thier optimization

[molten galleon]

On freak 💔

But alas

16g is the new standard

[covert flare]

i dont know...my experiences in pc building arent that bright XD

[tulip oxide]

ye

[covert flare]

might be worth it to watch a video

[crystal tartan]

huh

[crystal tartan]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh me too i only built 2 in my life

[crystal tartan]

i will sure do

[maiden rapids]

does the game only have 1 map?

[covert flare]

i've built 0, still on laptops

[covert flare]

for now

[maiden rapids]

oh

[covert flare]

early access will have many many more

[crystal tartan]

when you finish there is ultamate challange with bigger one

[covert flare]

you can watch their videos on yt to have a look!

[crystal tartan]

i see nice

[tame hollow]

i just got

[fierce cairn]

what a warrior

[tame hollow]

my game crashed

[covert flare]

i'll probably get a pc in a few years though

once the 5000's get lower prices

[crystal tartan]

good for you

[crystal tartan]

+1

[molten galleon]

I need a new CPU but I ain't paying 500 dollars 🥀

[covert flare]

cinema

[covert flare]

save up dude

[molten galleon]

No twin I'm already saving up for a camera

💔

[covert flare]

ooooh do you want to be a photographer?

or just a hobby?

[molten galleon]

Also I'm saving up for a car

[molten galleon]

Yah if I wanted to be broke

💔

[covert flare]

also better to go to general before the opressive staff banishes us

[molten galleon]

Pmo

[covert flare]

oh you can choose

nice...

[soft osprey]

try turning off blood

[regal iron]

How the hell does this happen

[balmy sand]

In the abyss, do you heal after defeating a boss?

[regal iron]

"Ragamuffin!"
"Ragamuffin!"
"Ragamuffin!"
"Ragamuffin!"
"Ragamuffin!"

[wind charm]

(Chat has been disabled for 3 seconds...)

[balmy sand]

i love when my willies make wacky poses

[jolly gorge]

😮 ahh

[regal iron]

Ah yes the famous "Schglengigus Guard" invented by John Halfsword in the 16th century

[mental spindle]

i need help game footage channel

[crystal tartan]

i luv u

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263255402729181184/1309587734993571961/67.gif

[crystal tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEhi8tJyfVY

[uncut oar]

how do I restart the gauntlet mode? when I have completed the game?

[mental spindle]

Willie rocket

[uncut oar]

yeah, but u wont face the bosses again

[molten galleon]

You have to delete some file

There's a guide out there somehwere

Sorry I'm not much help

😭

[uncut oar]

what file? I tried finding some kinda saved files but didnt find anythin

[uncut oar]

alr well ty ty

[molten galleon]

@wicked abyss help me

Wait wrong guy

[mental spindle]

S You don't need to delete it, just backup it

[molten galleon]

@covert flare

[mental spindle]

If I were on a computer I would find it

[covert flare]

hello

who summons me

[mental spindle]

Hello

[molten galleon]

How restart gauntlet

🥺

Where's the picture guide

Gimme

[pure fractal]

how do i get the playtest i only have the demo people are saying that the playtest is better but i cant find it on steam

[mental spindle]

Removed

[molten galleon]

Found it

[covert flare]

OOOOH WHERE IS THE FRICKING BOT

[molten galleon]

Too late

[mental spindle]

Now there is only a demo

[covert flare]

good job

[molten galleon]

Thanks papi ❤️

[mental spindle]

Also I don't think the demo is much different from the playtest.

[covert flare]

np pookie

[pure fractal]

ok

[mental spindle]

Plavintivi

[uncut oar]

found it ty

[night storm]

5 minutes no willie

[balmy sand]

btw, as soon as i took tat screenshot i died

like, instantly

[crystal tartan]

what is the best 1v1 speedrun?

[night storm]

the hilt was sharper than the blade

[desert spear]

Guys listen vampire empire while u fight in freemode
It's so good

[night storm]

anyways here's a particularly hard image of willie

[desert spear]

Why is Willie sad

[night storm]

he has taken so many lives

[mental spindle]

Willie is not murder

He is a good Christian

[balmy sand]

try APAB

[balmy sand]

and every non-player willie is canonically a violent deranged maniac who kills and eats other willies

[mental spindle]

Willie should be burned

[scenic quail]

Actually it's the other way around

[night storm]

like this

[mental spindle]

wth

Maan

This is bug?

[night storm]

might still be idk

but yeah

[scenic quail]

No its rodent

[night storm]

it was in like the ultimate challenge

[balmy sand]

Willie VS the Devious Williemorph

[night storm]

whenever someone decompossed like they do in abyss their whole body just

wOWoahehahheahwiqoahsuhaeiao

[mental spindle]

God bless us

[night storm]

Also for a game without facial animations they kinda nailed the facial animations

[balmy sand]

https://youtu.be/99MvfysJNWk listening to peak while i abyss larp

[mental spindle]

Ehh

[crude flower]

I don't know if that's true

Willie is soulless

[mental spindle]

Willie, like depictions of knights in the Middle Age

[night storm]

the only thing is THE FUCKING WIERD ASS POLYGON AT THE LIP

[steep herald]

i hear they're replacing willie

i hope not

[night storm]

I also have this kinda cool screenshot

I wish the blood was more like this instead of a massive red splotch

[desert spear]

Will do :3

[night storm]

THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR WILLIES

[steep herald]

WE MUST DEFEND OUR RIGHT TO BEAT OUR WILLIES

[desert spear]

WHAT

[desert spear]

NOOO NOT MY WILLIE

[steep herald]

willie is the name of the main player model

[night storm]

GIVE US WILLIE

OR GIVE US DEATH

[desert spear]

I know...

[steep herald]

START A RIOT WITH THIS TEXT: #savewillie

[night storm]

spam ping the developers

(no dont)

[steep herald]

no actually don't

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-button-keyboard-press-the-ban-button-gif-16387934

[night storm]

banished to abyss

[steep herald]

it's ggs for you bro

your last days in the half cord have been met

[night storm]

nah im built silly

[balmy sand]

if they replace willies

i will not buy the full game

[night storm]

^

[balmy sand]

that's my guarantee

[mental spindle]

Wjy

Why

[night storm]

what if they make a shrine to willy

[balmy sand]

willie is an essential part of the game

[night storm]

^^^^

[balmy sand]

removing willie is like removing someone's lungs or skin

[steep herald]

me neither, i'm keeping the itchio version if they replace willie

[balmy sand]

like sure, under the correct circumstances you could survive without skin if you were skinned properly

[steep herald]

the itchio version will always have willie

[balmy sand]

but it'd suck

[night storm]

evil sword developers: we're removing willie

[mental spindle]

Will Willie not be in the full version? How do you know?

[balmy sand]

guarantee if they replace willie people will just mod him back in

[steep herald]

i'll get chrome to do it

[crude flower]

Use willie as a weapon

[steep herald]

he's good at modeling stuff

[night storm]

i cannot be asked to go through the pain of modding on linux

[desert spear]

#savewillieplz

[steep herald]

it will take a lot for a LINUX user to earn my respect

[night storm]

my SSD with windows on it died and I can't be asked to go through setting it up again

so I watched a 45 minute tutorial on downloading linux instead

[Something something Microsoft is evil]

would it make you feel a bit better knowing I failed computer science

[steep herald]

just download windows 95 it's easier

and better

[night storm]

nah using windows 1.0

[steep herald]

still better than linux

there's a lot of ways i could slander linux

[night storm]

😭

there are some apps i used to use which i just cant anymore

[small dove]

max NPC dmg is so funny lmao

[little verge]

Please ⭐ [this post](#photography📷 message)

Starboard needs reconfigured I need 15 stars to finalize my test.

[crude flower]

No.

You wanna star the star?

[little verge]

#1382446020906057868 Final day to vote!

[soft osprey]

It worked, it just doesn’t show the picture for some reason.

[steep herald]

posted

[little verge]

That is because it is a bot embed and not an image embed. It does not have the image data when attempting to forward. Test worked that is all that matters.

[placid raven]

is there a way to reset damage for player and npc in settings

[balmy sand]

yall know how abyss mode has an exclusive two-handed commoner mace

that mace is a BEAST i hope it gets added to mainline commoner

[little verge]

Delete Settings.sav

C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames

[placid raven]

that is way to much trouble

[crude flower]

Not really

[steep herald]

exit the game, disconnect from ur wifi for a bit until your cloud data isn't synced, then launch the game and all your settings will be reset, ignore the prompt steam gives you upon pressing the start button

[crude flower]

Why my name color diffy

Looks cool

[little verge]

It's the only way to assure reset to default settings. You can set the sliders back to the center visually.

[placid raven]

i hope they just ad a button to reset settings

[steep herald]

i think they had that in the very early demo

they had a lot of things in the early demo

[placid raven]

why dont they have that anymore then

[steep herald]

they removed a lot of buttons which i don't know why, you'd have to ask mcwonder

[placid raven]

who the fuck is that

[steep herald]

scroll up a bit he's an admin

[mint wadi]

I like doing executions.

[little verge]

More options but no Reset.

[steep herald]

you're probably getting executed for saying that

[steep herald]

you have access to the early demo?

[little verge]

I have almost every build publicly released archived, indeed I do access.

[steep herald]

can i have some of the old builds?

[mint wadi]

Do you have any builds not publically released.

[steep herald]

i think so but he likely won't give you access

[mint wadi]

Well of course not lol

[little verge]

Sorry, they are not to be redistributed. You can play the old itch build still though.

[pure fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-gordon-ramsay-memes-smyw-funny-funny-memes-gif-12068110688970013883

[little verge]

Not currently. When the next build is ready for testing I will.

[steep herald]

alright, also i submitted a mod application a long time ago, if i don't get a response does that mean the mod app is rejected?

[steep herald]

i would do the "epic embed fail" gif but you're new

[little verge]

If you have not received a response within 2 weeks you do not meet the criteria for moderation at this time.

[inland jolt]

I swaer the abyss is so much harder now since they put the demo all in one

8swear

[cunning aspen]

Min is too

You can slice all legs and arms and willie will stil alive screaming from pain

[inland jolt]

met the third boss dude scored a thousand and his big sword killed me haha

[jolly nexus]

Hi chat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1213115979777839146/1384385746642927646/Desktop_2025.06.17_-_01.00.34.02_online-video-cutter.com_1_1.gif

[shell bronze]

where's the viltrumite setting that's gonna let me punch willies into orbit

[runic karma]

I love using reverse grip

[small dove]

zamn

[desert spear]

WILLIAM

[small dove]

yes?

whats thy want

[worn oracle]

There is mods for Half Sword ?

[small dove]

yes

[worn oracle]

Where can I find them ? Steam ?

[small dove]

idk, but not on steam

[worn oracle]

I see, thanks

[elder flower]

Auto camera lock in sucks so much ass

[gloomy night]

When new updatw

[hexed moss]

in 2 minutes

[minor wigeon]

dude i love great swords so much

possibly the most fun weapon in half sword

[gloomy night]

Really?

[hexed moss]

fr personally the only weapon i can actually parry with

[ivory dome]

yeah theyve been talking about it for a few days (just kidding!)

[alpine hazel]

Me and some friends who play have some questions about voicelines does anyone know what that one that he have identified as sounding closest to the nword if you even know the one im talking about

[ivory dome]

what language is it actually

[gloomy night]

Cunt

[ivory dome]

you forgot to say "just kidding!"

[minor wigeon]

it’s best when you can get up close to, you can really get the tip of your sword into little nooks, it’s great

[jolly gorge]

yoooo whats the willie ai video thread called?

[minor wigeon]

vr when

[steep herald]

fellow hs enhancer user i see

[steep herald]

i know exactly when it's gonna come out

[teal bobcat]

blessed video

[fierce acorn]

Behold, the field in which I grow my fucks, lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren!

[steep herald]

am i allowed to post a download link? i'm reposting the half sword enhancer because it got taken down

[solemn holly]

it hasn't been taken down

it's still on the nexus website

[steep herald]

i looked on nexus the other day and i couldn't find it

[solemn holly]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/26?tab=description

it's the first mod to show up when you search by popularity

[steep herald]

that's weird, i used that exact search criteria and i didn't see the mod, it might've been down

[rare hearth]

i dont think a mod can temporarily be down and become up again without reuploading

and this is not a reupload

[dawn coral]

once i reached the highest rank how do i reset it?

[steep herald]

that's exactly why it's kind of weird that when i searched for it i couldn't find anything

[rare hearth]

check pins

[dawn coral]

i cant find anything

[soft osprey]

Here

[dawn coral]

oh oops

thanks

[shrewd magnet]

rager-muffin.. hedgehog!

[mental kelp]

Flibberdigibbet

[still aspen]

do ppl know if there is any motion controller type of support coming? with or without goggles

[opal moss]

flagabefin

[mental kelp]

[opal moss]

gefiltefish

[gloomy night]

No i meant it

[tulip oxide]

its free ?

[wise canyon]

Bucket of giblets

[tawdry void]

You know that like palace room or whatever is that just not in the steam demo?

[lament drift]

guys i reached the militia rank what is the best allegiance to choose, pls help me

[solemn holly]

it is not

[sleek gull]

which ever one compliments your playstyle

[soft osprey]

personal preference. except for the kicking one, that one gets useless pretty fast

[sleek gull]

Do you like to dodge? Pick dodge. Use a lot of stamina? Pick stamina

[lament drift]

what if i cant dodge very well

sometimes

[sleek gull]

Fix that

[tawdry void]

what button dodges?

[lament drift]

so i can pick that allegiance

[soft osprey]

shift + tap movement keys

[sleek gull]

A and D

[lament drift]

should i pick alleigance for fast dodging

[soft osprey]

if thats what you want lol

[tawdry void]

I like england

[lament drift]

i was born there

[tawdry void]

I hate england irl

im irish

[lament drift]

wow

i hate u

[soft osprey]

fight

[tawdry void]

I hate you too dw

[lament drift]

im british

[lament drift]

😠

[lost wagon]

Fight

[lament drift]

⚔️

[tawdry void]

Hey man your country couldn't even hold onto random potato farmers

[lost wagon]

Wow

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/jason-momoa-chair-popcorn-time-ready-to-party-dis-gon-be-good-gif-24174564

[lament drift]

im gonna go back to playing halfsword, bye losers

[lost wagon]

@lament drift colonise Krusty right now

[wise canyon]

Guys guys, the troubles are over. You gotta learn to get along

[tawdry void]

that police officer was killed like 3 months ago

[tough glacier]

are they gonna fix the crashing?

[sleek gull]

https://tenor.com/view/grunkle-stan-fight-gif-13172368285554221691

[soft osprey]

never ever. youre stuck with it for life

[wise canyon]

What police officer

[tough glacier]

oh fuck no

[tawdry void]

some lad in northern ireland he was shot by the provies

[lost wagon]

Even when they fix it you're stuck with it

[soft osprey]

go read the most recent #updates post for information about the crashes. in the meantime, id suggest turning off blood, which is a seperate setting from gore selection at the start

[wise canyon]

Provies?

[tawdry void]

The new provisional ira

[sleek gull]

I saw the no bug fix list. Only one name. Orzo

[wise canyon]

Fuck sake why is there a new one

[tawdry void]

like the provisional ira broke off from the ira who broke off from the IRB

[soft osprey]

alright alright lets not get too political

[tawdry void]

its history

[soft osprey]

shut up krusty the wrong

[lost wagon]

Krusty you gonna take that disrespect bro?

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-pathetic-principal-skinner-gif-13486077408184960752

[tawdry void]

wow really getting into crazy beef over being irish

[wise canyon]

Literally is history. Also technically we can’t even discuss the setting of the game as it’s all political

[soft osprey]

talking about an irish terrorist group that is literally still active, is absolutely poltics.

[tawdry void]

they kill like 2 guys a year

[wise canyon]

Okay Richie

[ocean cloak]

Does anyone have a wrestling strategy, what I mean by this is picking up enemies and dropping them onto their necks

[tawdry void]

back in the day it used to be 2 bombs a day

they fell off fr

[lost wagon]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850

[soft osprey]

i dont know how im supposed to take this!

[lost wagon]

I think he wants to fight you bro

[wise canyon]

That’s what makes it so funny to me 😂

[ocean cloak]

Thank you

[soft osprey]

do i have to google search just to understand the reference

then i dont want to anymore

[wise canyon]

You said you did yesterday though. Did you lie to me?

[lost wagon]

Wow

[soft osprey]

no you just sent me down a rabbit hole of richard the III and then i forgot to come back here and then i forgot about it entirely

[sleek gull]

Pulled the FoV in a bit. It is weird, and is taking some getting used to. But I like being a bit closer to the action.

[soft osprey]

HO

OH

is that why richie

[lost wagon]

Y'all pray for my crypto portfolio please

[wise canyon]

It’s literally just because someone called you a king to defend you from some
Shit talking and I said that Richard the III was also a king. He wasn’t even that bad of a king, just suspected of some bad shit. But it’s funny to call you Richie now

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/one-more-time-scott-forrester-fbi-international-once-more-do-it-again-gif-25960273

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-2680884020478943185

[lost wagon]

Only problem with close fov at least for me is that it's harder to see clips

[long wadi]

help, how do i do the last level? the one where enemies arrive in hordes (sorry for my english but i use the translator)

[wise canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/ritchie-la-bamba-grito-scream-gif-13350825

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-mods-crush-his-skull-gif-15067477579594302441

oh moderators

[mighty lichen]

Are there any debug mods that can do some stupid shit? I'd really like to mess around with the game's physics

[soft osprey]

enhancer mod is the best youll get

[wise canyon]

Are you not a mod?

[lost wagon]

Modewators, dis guy is fwipping pwissing me off!

[sleek gull]

interesting

[soft osprey]

id rather have another mod yell at you so i dont look like im the bad guy

[wise canyon]

Yeah good idea. Wouldn’t want to fulfil the Richie stereotype ay

[mossy raptor]

o

[soft osprey]

right, its called delegation! king shit

https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801

[desert spear]

HAII

[wise canyon]

Degradation*

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-tomato-brooklyn99-gif-10539258

[lost wagon]

Not quite

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/blow-dan-oconnor-four-year-strong-brain-pain-song-removing-dust-gif-25025337

thats you

dusty

[lost wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-spit-gif-20218743

[wise canyon]

You’re lucky there were no significant famines in Richie’s time otherwise I’d have wrecked you on that one

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-simpson-the-simpsons-i-am-shocked-and-appalled-gif-26637686

[desert spear]

Guyz
How do I use daggers

[mossy raptor]

mh

[soft osprey]

your hands obviously

get a load of this guy

[lost wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[wise canyon]

Put the pointy end in something

[desert spear]

Yea but...
How again armoured opponent

[wise canyon]

Put the pointy end in something soft

[soft osprey]

you stab them in the no armor

[desert spear]

That's the thing

[soft osprey]

there was someone who showed me a clip last night of duel wielding daggers

[desert spear]

I can't

;-;

[soft osprey]

damn i wish i could remember who or where

[wise canyon]

Put the dagger in more skilled hands , then they can put the pointy end in something

[desert spear]

Oooo

[desert spear]

Ok seriously tho how can I get better at playing..

[wise canyon]

Try putting the pointy end in things more often until something happens

[lost wagon]

Swing the sword so you defend and attack!

[unreal pendant]

it just said fatal error! then closed wtf

[sleek gull]

These two videos got me started on getting good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz0o8Ewks-Y&ab_channel=HeartOverDeath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fYcd0MhqxY&ab_channel=HeartOverDeath

[desert spear]

I've tried to
I always waste all my stamina...
Unless I'm using a falchion
I love the falchion......

[lament drift]

chill out guys..

[wise canyon]

Dunno how anyone loses stamina without slow motion or relentless kicking

[unreal pendant]

why it say fatal error then close

[lament drift]

chill out.

[desert spear]

Actually I'm kinda decent at parrying for some reason

[wise canyon]

I’m eating chili, I’m
Very chill thank you

[lament drift]

not enough virtual memory

idk

[wise canyon]

Try lowering blood settings

[unreal pendant]

ok

[sleek gull]

I'm starting my twitch stream up (link in bio). I have over 500 hours in game. If you have questions, come and ask, and I can do demonstrations.

[wise canyon]

What’s inside a black hole

[desert spear]

I swing a lot :3

[sleek gull]

your mom.

[desert spear]

Try to get it inside their neck

[wise canyon]

What’s she doing in there?

[sleek gull]

mom things. we don't ask. its terrifying

[wise canyon]

I don’t need to know what you and your partner get up to

[wise canyon]

She was meant to make me Dino nuggies an
Hour ago

[soft osprey]

I will explain!

Cause blood

Turn it off

Read most recent #updates post

[unreal pendant]

oh ok thank you 🗿

[soft osprey]

You might get away with just turning it down

[wise canyon]

Now is the winter of our discontent…

[lament drift]

guys, how is it that im facing a lot of lag in halfsword even with low graphics

bruh, i cant play this game as the movements are just slow sometimes and I die

[wise canyon]

Try turning it off and on again

[soft osprey]

Low graphics, turn off blood, run on dx11

[lament drift]

dx11?

[soft osprey]

In the in game settings you’ll see an option for direct x

It’s either directx11 or 12

Make sure you’re on 11

[shell bronze]

and if it still runs bad then you just need better specs i fear

[tawdry void]

is the steam demo version the newest one?

[shell bronze]

yes

[minor oasis]

dx11 runs worse than dx12 for me lol

[velvet delta]

My game wouldn't work so I had to change the launch property's to dx11 🙏

[minor oasis]

oof

[naive holly]

Dagnabbit

[soft osprey]

Yeah there’s been reports of that oddly lol
during the play test pretty much nobody could use dx12

[mint wadi]

Moai of Roku.

[minor oasis]

is that so? i remember using dx12 during the playtest and i was doing just fine

[mint wadi]

Like.....the tv?

[soft osprey]

It’s MUCH more than just a tv brand, but yes

The single greatest invention in modern human history

[mint wadi]

I would call it the single greatest spyware in history but we can both be correct

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-tomato-brooklyn99-gif-10539258

[mint wadi]

I genuinely do not think they make a profit off the product themselves.

They're so inexpensive.

[minor oasis]

i think moai is quite fond of roku

[minor oasis]

they probably cost little more than a few dollars to build

[mint wadi]

Manufacturing is but one part of the process, padawan

[tame hollow]

ngl

what's yall favorite helmet to wear

as an armor class

mines the sallet

[lethal crag]

i can tell just from this gif he’s saying tah-mah -toe and not ta-may-toe

[soft osprey]

Please John, Your jealousy is showing. Green isn’t your color

[mint wadi]

I don't think that applies here tbh

[soft osprey]

John, please.

[mint wadi]

Moai, please.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1376347305166504027/InShot_20250526_095135935.gif

[soft osprey]

I won’t stand by and let you slander Roku

[half glacier]

Shhhh kittens🤫🤫🤫

[soft osprey]

Weirdo!

[half glacier]

Yes say that

[mint wadi]

Honestly I partially dislike roku because I worked at a pawn shop for a couple years and both the TVs and the boxes go to absolute shit after a few years of use. Or they did in 2020-2022

[half glacier]

Woah man no need to be rude🙁

[soft osprey]

I’ve had mine for 3 decades.

Please don’t lie.

[mint wadi]

Literally the lowest quality TVs I had to deal with.

[soft osprey]

Ok.

On my way to ban you

Sit tight

[soft osprey]

This is a joke

[agile jacinth]

Why is the tag icon a mushroom?

Oh, woah, I'm red, I think that's new.

[nova oyster]

apparently Willie can grab onto you and surrender, making him unable to let go

[tulip oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-meme-funny-hs-gif-4014222138429289742

;

;

:(

[nova oyster]

I see your gifs aren't working here either

[tulip oxide]

:(

it was one of discords inbuilt ones, like wasnt even mine

[lethal crag]

Willie is a fungus.

[tulip oxide]

Why i cant watch 50% of videos in #game-footage-🎮🎥 :( i hear the videos sound but no clip :'(

[shell bronze]

roku lowkey not very good

they're the lowest tier of TVs from my personal experience

i work in telecommunications in the field and they're subpar at best every time i come across them

[soft osprey]

Community fungus lore

You’d know that if you were REALLY the #1 halfsword glazer

[mint wadi]

Willie is a fungus

[jolly nexus]

Those who know the truth know that Willie is not only a fungus, but also a fisherman.

[mint wadi]

That is his great great great great great great great grandson

[manic cradle]

that's the deepest my spear even went through willie

also, i just plunged an ax into willie's head 2cm deep
and he somehow survived?? even though he gave up immediately, that's still impressive

[worn oracle]

They are built different, one time I literally cut his hand yet he still keep fighting using one hand to use his fourche

[agile jacinth]

Dropped to #2..

[nova oyster]

I've had that happen several times, though for me, they usually stand in place like their about to surrender before charging.

[worn oracle]

And then when we get stabbed on the finger, our Willie immediatly fall

[manic cradle]

i love headbutting with a helmet

bluetooth arm

[nova oyster]

for me, it's two punching with the gauntlets. The crunch is so satisfying.

[cinder stone]

I always get into a fit of laughter when I try to kick a willie and one of their limbs connect while swinging and the only that happens is that willie flopping around in pain from a newly-broken limb

sometimes they hop around trying to stand on one functional leg; it should be sad but the physics make it funny lol

[sleek valve]

This is also funny too

[burnt smelt]

Got lucky and beat commoner boss

[sleek valve]

with what weapon...

[mental kelp]

What Victorian witch trials

[burnt smelt]

Wide longsword.

Wide arming sword*

The choppy one

[mental kelp]

Damn wrong chat

[sleek valve]

chop chop

[nova oyster]

Lately, I've been doing a lot of full armored carnage, I'll knock Willie over after pinning him to the wall, and he'll roll out of the ring instead of continuing the fight.

[balmy sand]

I pretend that the headless willie is saying all that

[sleek valve]

Horseless headless horsewillie is actually vsauce confirmed

[cinder stone]

I've yet to have that happen to me :c most I'll have is dismembered limbs thrashing around like they're still attached and going through the willie's animations

I think I've seen somebody bisect a willie just for it to keep hopping around on one leg and still fight with their one arm

but that's a long while ago, around when the gore was re-enabled

...not that long but

[desert spear]

What does center cross hair do ;-;0

[toxic ice]

Not sure. Can’t seem to see it anyway.

[cinder stone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1309997183734644847/daaaamn.mp4?ex=68533273&is=6851e0f3&hm=6bd923ac12b11ffa1826e6fb942d649bee926566503c59ae0921c6216198a8a2& ah yeah, there was this too c:

the wriggling foot

shivers

[random jewel]

if only you folks knew how many tries i've sacrificed to the FATAL ERROR

[cinder stone]

does it get better if you switch to crappier graphics settings or is it really just the blood being enabled that makes the game freak out in the ultimate challenge?

[jolly gorge]

what vsauce video is that

[random jewel]

just the blood

[cinder stone]

ah

[jaunty badge]

is it just me, or do the weapons feel very different now

the autodefend is just way too strong

it basically ruins the way I position my blocks and so forth

[toxic ice]

Auto defend? What’s that?

[tame hollow]

quick question

how do you change enemies

like you fight a pitchfork with a great sword

[toxic ice]

Don’t think you can. Seems random.

[bitter star]

Now look at me

[bitter star]

mmmmm

[gritty sigil]

@eager marten You quit while playing while in free play and when you rejoined your loadout was reloaded but the game had beggar selected since you didn't reselect commoner

[eager marten]

ohhh

that makes more sense

thx

[tender quest]

getting some good ones tonight

[nocturne bramble]

i be halfin my sword sometimes.....

who up halfin they sword

[manic cradle]

epic

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-fallon-slap-in-the-gif-24732429

[steep herald]

me

[tender quest]

pretty sure i stabbed him in the nether regions there

[steep herald]

i mean, his clothes were red like the nether so DAMN

[tender quest]

im always wary of these axe dudes, one brush up with them and you're fked

[atomic verge]

just got skill checked by the fatal error message on the final stage

need to grind harder ig

[rough matrix]

Damn playing on 1.5x speed is fun

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/split-dio-brando-jjba-vampire-jo-jos-bizarre-adventure-gif-14366334

[steep herald]

do you mean setting run speed to 1.5 on the hs enhancer or is it a different mod

[rough matrix]

yep hs enchancer

[steep herald]

the enhancer is always best

[peak lava]

surly someone can calculate how much blood was needed to do this

[tame hollow]

how do you beat the

knight boss

in gauntlet mode

[tame hollow]

how

did

you

paint

the

entire

arena

with blood

[rough matrix]

use 1 message

[tame hollow]

hhehehehehehehhehe

[rough matrix]

Bonk him

bonk into head

[random jewel]

i think i could, if i had the area of the arena…

[honest thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/no-oh-the-horror-mortified-no-no-no-my-name-is-earl-gif-5376630

[rough matrix]

Sure gimme a sec

[rough matrix]

Area is 20x20m
so blood area is 400m2
half of it have blood just painted half of it is covered

[random jewel]

i mean, it does take exactly 50l to fill up a 50m3 arena

[rough matrix]

50m3 not 400m2

[random jewel]

yeah gimme a sec

[lament drift]

guys, when you reach the ultimate challenge, if u die do u go back to beggar rank?

[peak lava]

ss if needed

[rough matrix]

just assume that average blood cover is somethink about 0.3cm in deeper place

1mm in less deep

[lament drift]

?

[random jewel]

uhhh

[peak lava]

nah

[random jewel]

about 800 litres👍

[lament drift]

so if i die in it its fine because i can restart the ultimate challenge

[peak lava]

yup

[lament drift]

thank god i got up to knight so far

[random jewel]

it takes around 79 people stuffed into that one willie to paint the arena like that

[cyan siren]

Its a saving grace. Because ultimate challeng is actually impossible

[lament drift]

lmao

[random jewel]

true

been poking at it since today’s afternoon, and in my time zone it’s 4am

[cyan siren]

Facing dudes with armor and gadongs or whatever there called (stick with 300 spikes) while ive got a helmet. A shirt. Some pants i dragged off a dead guy. And a pitchfork

[rough matrix]

blood needed to cover a 20x20m arena (70% covered with 0.3cm deep puddles, 30% lightly stained, accounting for dry soil absorption):

1. Arena area: A = 20 × 20 = 400 m²
2. Puddle area (70%): Ap = 0.7 × A
3. Puddle volume: Vp = Ap × 0.003 m × 1000 (to liters)
4. Lightly stained area (30%): As = 0.3 × A
5. Stained volume: Vs = As × 0.0001 m × 1000 (assuming 0.01cm depth, to liters)
6. Soil absorption: Va = A × 0.3 (assuming 0.3 L/m² for dry soil)
7. Total volume: V = Vp + Vs + Va

For a 20x20m arena: V = (0.7 × 400 × 0.003 × 1000) + (0.3 × 400 × 0.0001 × 1000) + (400 × 0.3) = 972 liters

[random jewel]

ye it do be like that sometimes

[random jewel]

i went for 0.02cm, hence the difference

[rough matrix]

including absorbtion

[cyan siren]

Im way bigger than them, but that just make dodging harder cause there's more of me to hit

[random jewel]

ooh

[cyan siren]

And i swear size doens actual help you in any way

[tame hollow]

uh

[rough matrix]

nah playing on 1.5x speed is fun af

[tame hollow]

wheres the fences at

why is the final level just a commoner

[steep herald]

you can pick people up and throw them

[tame hollow]

without a sword

[random jewel]

sry i ate them

[tame hollow]

no in gauntlet mode

where are the fences

[steep herald]

sir that fence is not a person

[random jewel]

yeah that’s what i mean

[random jewel]

i have myopia

[cyan siren]

This would help if they werent stabbing me if im anywhere near them

[tame hollow]

why do i spawn as a commoner without a weapon and only a knife

[peak lava]

that means if it was a person...it would be ok to eat?

[peak lava]

gain stuff as you go, pick up stuff

[cyan siren]

Yes

[random jewel]

well i mean you know what they call me

[tame hollow]

what does that mean

without the fences

is a

[steep herald]

and i have myamountoffucksigiveis0

[tame hollow]

yellow guy coming for me

[peak lava]

https://tenor.com/view/puss-in-boots-wolf-puss-in-boots-the-last-wish-wolf-puss-in-boots-the-last-wish-pick-it-up-sword-fight-gif-27423366

[random jewel]

😦

[cyan siren]

I have Crippling depression

[random jewel]

cool

[peak lava]

yall fw the new stance?

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/stroke-brain-dead-die-dumb-gif-20796254

[random jewel]

hell yeah

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[cyan siren]

https://tenor.com/view/idubbbz-crippling-depression-gif-21545657

Man...nobody got the referance -m-

[coarse remnant]

is the half sword on epic games version 0.5?

[random jewel]

no embed

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[small glen]

Now reverse grip that

[peak lava]

still my fav picture Ive taken

[cyan siren]

I dont need embeds because im inbed with your parents >:3

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[small glen]

Death

[coarse remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[random jewel]

dam i’d love to share some screenshots but i play on straight up dogshit graphics

[peak lava]

rips

[coarse remnant]

just share it anyway who cares

[tame hollow]

so uh

[small glen]

I care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[random jewel]

looks like shit😭😭😭

[steep herald]

orphans watching this message thinking you're dead:

[tame hollow]

if theres no fences in gaunlet mode

what does that mean

gauntlet

[random jewel]

mods destroy his rectum

[peak lava]

I have a handful of ss

[coarse remnant]

u can increase the screen percentage without changing graphics settings btw

[tame hollow]

is bro ok

[coarse remnant]

thats the blur thing

[small glen]

Bro did a flip

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1384702650116866078/InShot_20250618_111308252.gif

[peak lava]

Surly thr refence writes itself

[tame hollow]

the guys watching it:

[coarse remnant]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3376864446

This was made for the playtest but functions the same

[coarse remnant]

useful stuff

[tame hollow]

my secret weapon

larry

[small glen]

Hot

[dark pewter]

larry

[peak lava]

https://tenor.com/view/yamcha-yamcha-death-pose-yamcha-dead-yamcha-on-the-ground-yamcha-sleeping-gif-15816799

[wind charm]

I sleep like that

[steep herald]

frank has never posted a message, sad, very sad

[rough matrix]

I love this perfect parries

[coarse remnant]

autoparry fucking sucks

i cant do any cool stances

and it makes it so much harder to parry

[peak lava]

quite the elegant neck slice if I say so myself

[tame hollow]

so uh

why is the final level in gauntlet just a commoner

[coarse remnant]

i did a 360 into a neck slice like that lol was so proud

[tame hollow]

purple one

[tame hollow]

with no ewapons

and no fence

whats happening

[dark pewter]

purple guy

[tame hollow]

waht will happen to me

[dark pewter]

from fnaf

[tame hollow]

in the final level

[random jewel]

thx

[dark pewter]

he eats you

[tired stream]

i love super heavy weapons, you can do stupid shit like this

[peak lava]

lemme dig up some of my epik clips

[rough matrix]

Super heavy weapon: Spear

[peak lava]

damn 💀

[steep herald]

welcome him, or i will be under your bed tonight

[coarse remnant]

i got 4 neck breaks in a row with the candle holder on abyss

[tired stream]

its a massive wooden pole

[rough matrix]

sorry its billhook

[tame hollow]

what is happening

[tired stream]

with a small blade on the end

[peak lava]

this is labled ow.mp4, no clue whats in it

[coarse remnant]

the candle holder is op

[tired stream]

and its a short willy

[coarse remnant]

metal gear rising:

[tame hollow]

why is there no fences guys what will happen to me? (repost)

[dark pewter]

this is like the cherry on top in this game

awful unnecessary fistfights

[coarse remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-solid-gif-24704841

[peak lava]

brother jst play the game

[tame hollow]

ok

[steep herald]

ban him for slurr

[silent fractal]

I like aiming for the knees to hear that satifying noise they make when you break them.

[steep herald]

you level 2, you do not belong with us, the level 3s rule supreme

[silent fractal]

A win is a win.

[lament drift]

if u have to leave during ultimate challenge, does all progress reset

[silent fractal]

I am pretty sure it's an all or nothing thing.

[peak lava]

tis but a flesh wound

[steep herald]

there are so many things wrong with this image

[silent fractal]

Looks fine to me.

[rough matrix]

Damn

When u understand distance on billhook

[peak lava]

yeah, everything is fine

[rough matrix]

this fk stick halfhanded is amazing for cutting

[coarse remnant]

half handed?

What

[rough matrix]

i mean duble handed

like that

[steep herald]

he means he only has one hand because the other one is "occupied"

[coarse remnant]

bro its called half sword lol

its what the game is named off of

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxC9mqrb58oWhUfycCdt2QQ16UEkg2apLU?si=L3pbLyXEJ0eaajg8

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-say-nicolas-cage-wow-really-no-kidding-gif-5343842

[coarse remnant]

the technique i mean bro 😭

[peak lava]

personal ass rest

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-sigma-sigma-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-i-dont-have-a-gif-for-this-gif-1885171871624852210

[peak lava]

damn

[rough matrix]

Damn n1

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172431577184206899/1364016542299324559/2025-4-22_9h8min42s_3840x2160.png?ex=68534865&is=6851f6e5&hm=228b71204a4b921b8497d493b4e3f7b3868aa31e8fbde0f02daa0160f736851c&

[tame hollow]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY GAME CRASHED

AT THE FINAL LEVEL OF GAUNLET

~GAUNTLET

[rough matrix]

Yeah

[tame hollow]

[rough matrix]

Final challenge is not you vs enemy