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wind charm
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I got a clip of it, just trust

rough matrix
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Slight cut on the arm

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arm gone

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everything works like this

mint wadi
rough matrix
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like a fk witcher

silent flax
rough matrix
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just slight cut

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touch of the blade

mint wadi
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I pulled the axe through his neck from the back.

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Jesus.

wind charm
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we love violence

lone aspen
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Yall be turning the difficulty up in the back end

rough matrix
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for start just rise up the npc damage all the way right

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an gore all the way right

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if u cannot find the cfg file

mental kelp
mint wadi
# mental kelp

Damn the only thing that could have made that better is if his face slid off after.

mental kelp
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if it was grotesque probs would

hoary dome
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is it just me or is the spin kick near impossible to pull off since they released the new playtest?

mossy pagoda
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what's this polearm called?

rough matrix
wind charm
mossy pagoda
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oh ok its just a slightly different looking billhook

mint wadi
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I pulled off my favorite neck pull through move again.

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Also featuring a SICK parry/block

mossy pagoda
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i love early game polearms bc you can whack your enemies really hard with them

rough matrix
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just make NPC damage all the way right

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in settings

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and gore

mossy pagoda
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addition

rough matrix
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that will tho

rough matrix
mossy pagoda
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well i guess it could be edition but like

rough matrix
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if lightsaber will be an edition of half sword

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then shut up and take my money

mint wadi
mossy pagoda
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half sword except everyone instantly dies

silent flax
rough matrix
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Stil every speeruner wet dream

mossy pagoda
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PLANCON MY BELOVED

alpine terrace
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punch a sword thru this dudes throat

mint wadi
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HAHA he killed himself just about. I tabbed back in the game and he basically gave me an execution

rough matrix
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they already have slopes to hit your sword

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just hit under the headgear

mossy pagoda
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I JUST LOST AGAINST SOMEONE WITH A SPEAR AND SHIELD

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HOW

silent flax
silent flax
alpine terrace
pearl ferry
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butlerian jihad now

mossy pagoda
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how tf did i do this

rough matrix
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with tier?

mossy pagoda
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i think i tricked the game

alpine terrace
mint wadi
rough matrix
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bcs idk if that has to be knight or man at arms

alpine terrace
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your better, i give a fuck

pearl ferry
ember flame
ember flame
rough matrix
pearl ferry
rough matrix
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second fight

ember flame
pearl ferry
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soldiers and veterans wear them typically under gambeson

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so u never see them as standalone skirts

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i spawned it in with a mod

mint wadi
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The tangle.

ember flame
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oh ok

alpine terrace
rough matrix
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Ahh this type

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So ok your point

alpine terrace
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i have no point, it was a cool clip

pearl ferry
rough matrix
mossy pagoda
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my opponent fell down on one knee and then did a slow turn at me and stood back up again

silent flax
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You guys know what is funny when you set you damage all the way to left i split the guy in half and he was still fighting

rough matrix
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they start to act like terminator at this point

silent flax
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Yes no blood is lightsaber way

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Also i need this bug as seperate gamemode

soft osprey
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No actually it’s the other way, around 5 miles, Youre going the wrong direction.

silent flax
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I mean fighting with full armor vs no armor

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Yeah my favorite

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Its so easy to split them in half

alpine terrace
calm ivy
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I just DELI SLICED this man's head lol:

silent flax
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Stick with spikes still the best weapon

mental kelp
silent flax
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Anime ahh fight

wind charm
hoary dome
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how do i upload a picture on here? I feel like a boomer and im not even a millenial 😂

hoary dome
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bullshit

silent flax
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Nope

silent flax
hoary dome
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i have the sickest screenshot and i cant even share it

silent flax
wind charm
silent flax
hoary dome
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oh ok

wind charm
silent flax
hoary dome
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i put it in photagraphy

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photography

silent flax
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I mean it was funny

hoary dome
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im stupid

silent flax
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I know

hoary dome
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you suck

silent flax
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Just being honest

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Lol

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This discord has 117k members

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Wow

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I didn't think the game was this big

wheat wigeon
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There's very few games that lean into the brutality of melee combat like half sword. It's easy to see why it'd get that big

silent flax
ember flame
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i just fucking kick my enemys dagger and i disarmed him so now i have a dagger in my leg

silent flax
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I would love to play blade and sorcery on keyboard and mouse

unique cedar
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take it out

ember flame
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i dont think willie will like that

mental kelp
wind charm
ember flame
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to the point where playing one life crystal hunt is easy mode

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i feel like i have to give myself an disadvantage

silent flax
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I think that's on your side

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Almost all games can be cheesed

ember flame
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i mean i dont use mods and i play on pc 🤷‍♂️

silent flax
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Ok fair

ember flame
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the enemys magic is kinda cool but its not helping them

wind charm
mental kelp
silent flax
ember flame
ember flame
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like if i had modded ai why would i blame the game

silent flax
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Ok makes sense

mental kelp
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biggest cheeses I've seen is literally being able to walk up, grab the enemy on the head and throw them away

ember flame
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half swords are more dyanmic becuase they try to have distance and have different modes

silent flax
mental kelp
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yea true sometimes half swords does similar but its better slightly

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like if you wait around a bit in pre fencing willie might just stand there and do nothing

ember flame
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plus having it completetly physics based changes the gameplay so much for the better

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each animated strike is slightly different

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bc of fatigue, balance and shit

mental kelp
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yea it is a lot better I just meant sometimes it is reminiscent if you try to play defensively especially

ember flame
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yeah

mental kelp
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so far it is mainly working because the player will go aggressive

ember flame
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also halfwords enemy's since their physics based allows you to bind and do defensive maneuvers when bns npc's are glued to the ground and their animations cant be altered by gravity, balance or physics. Its not even really parrying its just when you hit their sword they stunned and dont move for 3 seconds

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willie also defends himself when grabbed unlike the npcs of bns

mental kelp
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true yea

tender quest
mental kelp
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its medium

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on 12

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on dx12 tho

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so darker shadows and lumen n stuff

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better reflects

quiet ferry
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furst kil thro!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yippeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mental kelp
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play from fool's guard

tender quest
mental kelp
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cuz no cooldown here, and also people can then comment on them

brazen crest
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yes

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yes it is sad

tender quest
mental kelp
faint blade
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the ultimate challenge its the hardest thing ive ever played

naive holly
shell bronze
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commoner boss moment

real shell
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I do think the controls are pretty intuitive, but I still wish I could remap a couple things. Thrusting would be so much easier if I could remap it to M1 + M4 instead of M1 x 2

shell bronze
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he really ain't shit bro

tender quest
shell bronze
mental kelp
real shell
shell bronze
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lowkey i cannot parry that fuckin thing

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only avoid and outmaneuever it

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or use this

shell bronze
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no opponent survives the slapping stick

serene tulip
mental kelp
tawdry dune
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Is it just me or the final challenge is ridiculously broken when i can literally get split in half by an axe swinged with nearly no strenght?

shell bronze
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turn gore off

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or lower it

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gore gives higher dismemberment values

tawdry dune
faint blade
serene tulip
shell bronze
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turn it off and you only die from regular damage

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can this guy don't

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tryna stab so much for no reason

tawdry dune
empty badger
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coming back to check if there is a way to remove the abyss after death because it keeps crashing my game without fail

soft osprey
soft osprey
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However the current blood causes crashes, so id recommend turning it down or off entirely

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You can read more in the most recent #updates post

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Also posting this here

soft osprey
brazen crest
mental kelp
shell bronze
tawdry dune
mental kelp
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700 dpi and in game its at the end of the first t in the word sensitivity

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one sec

shell bronze
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you're literally just limp wristing dudes

mental kelp
empty badger
soft osprey
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Maybe something’s wrong

soft osprey
lean nicheBOT
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Gore Selection BUG

Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!

Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall

IMPORTANT

Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.

Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.

empty badger
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thank you anyway

soft osprey
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No worries

mental kelp
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brutal scheitelhau. I hit him scalpwise like normal, if not a little to the left, but it got dragged downwards into his eye, as he proceeds to step and push further inwards, wherein I inverted my hands, twisting the blade around inside his eye socket, and withdrew out

ripe hornet
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is there still way to get access after the took away the "open" beta they had a couple montsh ago

shell bronze
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there is something WRONG with that fuckass axe

mental kelp
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I didnt know I could send higher than 10mb here but idk what the limit is then

serene tulip
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When you block left and should've blocked right

mental kelp
mental kelp
serene tulip
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Who's suffering more

mental kelp
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the chopped off legs

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chopped head not suffering no more

serene tulip
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But see, you say that and yet you have missed an important detail!

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The head chopped man is HATLESS

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he dies without proper head adornment, with shame

mental kelp
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indeed I did not notice this.......

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how cna he live with himself now

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looking back in the frames I'm literally pressing against the nape of his neck with the pommel and bashing downwards

warped apex
naive holly
shell bronze
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baron play too much man

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had to give it to im

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with his own longsword

mental kelp
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the way it swings around the head

runic karma
wind charm
runic karma
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shower bro

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Dont shower for her, shower for yourself

warped apex
runic karma
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Yea dont switch up for them, switch up for yourself. Showering is good for you and sometimes we have to do things we don't like.

vapid hull
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when the enemy doesn't wear neck protection 🥰

warped apex
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I shower everyday

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Also @vapid hull good bilhooking

warped apex
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I'm older than you lol quiet child don't speak the brain rot to me

runic karma
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I may have broken his neck just a little bit

warped apex
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I'm 20 lol

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I'm not an uncle yet

vapid hull
runic karma
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ITS THEORETICALLY POSSIBLE TO STAB THROUGH THE VISOR

crude flower
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How do you think you can see through it, silly

vapid hull
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hamg on

mental kelp
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ham gone 😿

sleek gull
mental kelp
small needle
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They should re add the option to make their heads explode

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or the thing to disembowl them because back then you could take their intestines out

shell bronze
wind charm
shell bronze
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you mean like at the middle orr

wind charm
shell bronze
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yeah sorry lmao i only know how to longsword

sleek gull
wind charm
shell bronze
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some real kratos type gameplay

small needle
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That swap was masterful

shell bronze
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commoner boss really ain't shiet

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parrying a direct attack from him is next to impossible but openings are easy to find

mental kelp
wispy bobcat
mental kelp
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flowed from his left opening, to his high opening, to his right-low opening

desert spear
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Haií ;3

shell bronze
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you aren't strong enough and your weapon isn't long enough to overcome his strikes directly so you can only deflect

shell bronze
wispy bobcat
desert spear
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I need help with something but idk if I should ask here ;-;

desert spear
wispy bobcat
wispy bobcat
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What do you need?

small needle
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The final boss won't stop aura farming me

lethal crag
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give a man a full suit of golden armor and hes bound to aura farm

small needle
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oh The Baron

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ive been calling him King Arthur

desert spear
# wispy bobcat What do you need?

It's related to half sword but
It's like
I need help with installing this cool shader thingy because I'm too stupid to understand how files work ;-;
I saw it on a video and it makes combat look super cool so I wanted to try it

soft osprey
small needle
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good idea

lethal crag
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yeah but he needs to win

small needle
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I'm having the biggest skill issure bit the world's ever seen

wispy bobcat
wispy bobcat
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what i am going to do though is watch a few videos on the subject myself and learn it so i can help out in future

wise canyon
# mental kelp play from fool's guard

all these blokes here with irl knowledge of longsword technique and all I have is ‘punch them in the face really hard with my shield then leg sweep’ 😂

mental kelp
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Real

small needle
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I found a way to get to the baron without doing the ultimate challenge

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or is that how its always been

wise canyon
lethal crag
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as i still am lol

lethal crag
wispy bobcat
lethal crag
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th

wispy bobcat
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its a diagonal longsword strike

lethal crag
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok

wispy bobcat
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rather good for keeping space

wise canyon
mental kelp
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He didnt know what to do

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kind of erratic of a movement but I was testing it out

wispy bobcat
wise canyon
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In buhurt longsword duels we can't even use low guards because it means the blade is pointed directly at their face

wispy bobcat
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amirite lads or amirite?

runic steeple
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how do i delete my gauntlet progress

wispy bobcat
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harnisfechten all the way

lean nicheBOT
wispy bobcat
wise canyon
runic steeple
mental kelp
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hema is not always classical music

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you can do slams and takedowns too

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sometimes

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heavy af disarms and the like

wise canyon
wise canyon
fierce acorn
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thats death metal

wise canyon
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Or power classical

fierce acorn
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ive never heard of any cannonballs being made of clasical but ok

desert spear
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I wonder if willy is actually conscious sometimes

wispy bobcat
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wise canyon
desert spear
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His videos r really cool

wispy bobcat
desert spear
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I am a little bit skeptical about the knight Vs peasants tho

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Like

wispy bobcat
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also a great playlist to just have on when like studying weirdly enough though

desert spear
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Did nobody think to just tackle him from behind

wise canyon
mental kelp
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I didn't drop my weapon on purpose btw, the hit was hard enough to make me

desert spear
scenic narwhal
wispy bobcat
wispy bobcat
mental kelp
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I like that pose he stretched at the end

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he coming to get me

scenic narwhal
mental kelp
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yea he pulled back out of the bind and swung to the scalp

desert spear
# wispy bobcat kick his knee from behind and he goes down lmao

I meant like
Uh
Get him to fall down and everyone else just jumps him
I think that would've worked
I mean sure the knight always has the advantage but I feel like 5+ people bashing your head in or trying to stab it through Ur armor would actually work
Maybe not
Idk much about this ;w;

mental kelp
scenic narwhal
mental kelp
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it is not sentience but it did happen and it looked cool

austere salmon
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hey john longsword, can i show you a siege cart i made for a contest wiht my brother

mental kelp
scenic narwhal
austere salmon
# mental kelp Lets see it

he's making a wall to resist it, i had to make a cart without guns or the decimator, so i made a power hammer with a gravity gun

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incase i cant break it, im just gonna fucken throw it

mental kelp
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it was purely happenstance

desert spear
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Honestly I always saw knight as like

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These unbeatable tanks

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But yknow

scenic narwhal
desert spear
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Thinking about it if you can get a dagger through the gaps maybe u have a chance

mental kelp
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that's cool though

desert spear
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Actually that's what half swording is for right??

austere salmon
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he's gonna make a wall to try and resist it, i made a cart to try and destroy it

desert spear
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Using Ur sword as a dagger for an armoured opponent

austere salmon
scenic narwhal
# desert spear Thinking about it if you can get a dagger through the gaps maybe u have a chance

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austere salmon
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halfswording chokes up on the sword to give more point control and thrusting precision

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useful for wiggling your point between armor plates and opening their can so to speak

shell bronze
scenic narwhal
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The entire purpose for a sword against full plate is that, regardless of half swording. You just get more control with the latter. That's also why they got longer and skinnier with time IIRC

desert spear
mental kelp
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dagger

desert spear
scenic narwhal
desert spear
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It never actually works as it should

austere salmon
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if you want i can give tips with longswords/greatsword, im a great weapon fighter

desert spear
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I don't use swords much

austere salmon
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axes are fun but i prefer the more technical fighting of a greatsword

desert spear
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I just prefer to have fun and hack willies apart

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I'm too stupid for swords

scenic narwhal
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But yes, besides a couple exceptions basically nothing was penetrating plate, so you went around it. Even the strongest longbow can barely even dent a breastplate. The only hope there is a flat part of a thinner piece on the arm or such.

scenic narwhal
desert spear
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Omg I had an idea

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Full plate armor knight

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Vs boiling oil

shell bronze
scenic narwhal
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And halfsword does a good job. You basically can't penetrate the armour. It works. Unlike the movies

shell bronze
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low damage gameplay is literally either decapitation or driving your weapon INSANELY deep into the opponent and keeping it there

scenic narwhal
shell bronze
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otherwise they are not dying lmao

desert spear
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Although

scenic narwhal
desert spear
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I do like that really thin sword cuz I can stab them in the neck with precision

scenic narwhal
desert spear
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It's the only thing I do well with swords

mental kelp
feral lily
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Uhh

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I stole bro's collarbone

desert spear
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Or a falchion

warped apex
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willy tried hiding in the chest

shell bronze
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it also means not every parry has to be perfect

scenic narwhal
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And half swording is especially good in the game against unarmoured opponents.

shell bronze
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just enough to keep you from getting hit hard enough to get game ended

scenic narwhal
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You can also "half sword" with spears, which is very effective

warped apex
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anything is good against a unarmoured person lol

desert spear
feral lily
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Deserved

warped apex
jade pulsar
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yoo my willie won then dead then was fully naked when the next round started

scenic narwhal
desert spear
scenic narwhal
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Also, remember that you can stab with holding alt. I basically never use the double click one

austere salmon
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this is why i love mein zweihander

warped apex
austere salmon
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extended angle

desert spear
scenic narwhal
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Also, if you switch hands with the two handed sword it'll make you stab lower.

desert spear
jade pulsar
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i didn't capture naked willy but it happened

lethal crag
desert spear
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Or am I getting it wrong

jade pulsar
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bros cheeks were out

desert spear
austere salmon
desert spear
austere salmon
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aye

mental kelp
shell bronze
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low damage feels actually so brutal

desert spear
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Yeah I'm not smart enough to understand these techniques

shell bronze
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you know you're not gonna die from nicks and stabs so you can literally go all in and tank hits to commit to brutalizing your opponent

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i forgot i used to actually fight like this

warped apex
austere salmon
desert spear
scenic narwhal
desert spear
warped apex
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no just using the camera

desert spear
austere salmon
scenic narwhal
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One good one is to get your half sword behind their neck (like an evil hug) and pull... Head may come off in the process.

shell bronze
desert spear
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I usually just run around then until I can get inside and I hit them over and over till one of us dies

warped apex
austere salmon
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i use techniques from the old german manuals, its a very defensive style based off of ripostes and quick, flensing hits

desert spear
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I actually beat the baron believe it or not

shell bronze
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you can go for some ballsy gameplay with low damage

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less about not getting hit and more about not getting mauled

desert spear
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Ooo

shell bronze
desert spear
scenic narwhal
shell bronze
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otherwise i go in and just cleave something off

desert spear
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It was fun

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I broke their necks on one hit

austere salmon
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average round of carnage

desert spear
shell bronze
desert spear
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Looks cool

shell bronze
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it relies on bleed and nicks

desert spear
shell bronze
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oh that makes sense

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normal+ damage it mauls

desert spear
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I just kept swinging until I hit someone

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Then I threw it on the ground ran around and picked it up again

austere salmon
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i play on VERY high damage

desert spear
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Since they can actually stab themselves if they step on it

shell bronze
small needle
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The fucking Baron just whooped my ass with ym damage on the lowest option

shell bronze
small needle
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Who on EARTH is this fella

desert spear
shell bronze
shell bronze
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take the nearest most front-heavy polearm and whack

desert spear
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I put it between their legs so they couldn't move

shell bronze
desert spear
shell bronze
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very challenging gameplay, had me worried the whole time

desert spear
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Last name

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Afton

small needle
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Willie is fucking cooking me

shell bronze
desert spear
# shell bronze

This is one of the few times half swording helped me because I was knocking them out in 2-3 hits

shell bronze
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half swording that thing is genuinely vicious

desert spear
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Also

wise canyon
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We need morning star pommeled estocs and to be able to mordhau

desert spear
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Might be controversial but I think daggers r better than any short weapon in the game

shell bronze
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the daggers are fun

small needle
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Willie just fucking bypassed my armor

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cut right through it

shell bronze
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you can do egregious stuff like this @desert spear

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both clips had max damage to player and half npc on

desert spear
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Loo

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I usually use one on both hands and get super close so they have no way of defending themselves

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It's so fun

wise canyon
# desert spear Wait what

An estoc is a very thin sword used more for stabbing than slicing, specifically used against 1600’s armour in duels, and some of them had spiked ball pommels specifically used for mordau (where you use the pommel of your sword like a club)

desert spear
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I stab them straight through always

shell bronze
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because once the knife goes in they lock up and die

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a lot of the wins in this game is about baiting and finding openings

desert spear
shell bronze
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that's how you beat commoner boss (who people complain about being extremely hard and/or cheese with pitchfork)

desert spear
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I love historical weaponry

scenic narwhal
wise canyon
desert spear
desert spear
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I downloaded a mod that has one

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The stabbing is so good

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Like piercing a sheet of paper

wise canyon
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There’s a
I’d for them in blade and sorcery too. So much fun, just slides right in with zero resistance

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Mod*

shell bronze
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run at them for a split second, then back away

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get the timing right and you win 90% of unarmored fights

desert spear
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Yea

shell bronze
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no parrying needed

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i literally parry only for style points

desert spear
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I don't really know how to parry

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I just don't have those kinds of reflexes

shell bronze
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it's not too important but it becomes a given skill once you learn how to swing your weapon

desert spear
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But I'm getting a little bit better with swords so maybe I'll learn eventually

wise canyon
shell bronze
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it's not 100% about reflexes as much as it is about combining movement and weapon placement

mental kelp
shell bronze
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let me send you some clips

desert spear
shell bronze
desert spear
wise canyon
shell bronze
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enemies usually only swing in set directions or try to stab/half sword you

desert spear
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Ohh ok ok hold on I think I know how parrying is

shell bronze
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once you get the general idea of where their swords might go you can start to learn what should be parried and what footwork saves you from

desert spear
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Whenever u change stances Ur sword does this thing where it's like
On a protective position right?

shell bronze
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no don't rely on that it sucks

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it turns off when they swing at you for whatever reason

desert spear
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Wait is that jesus

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On Ur pfp

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Oh

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40k

wise canyon
desert spear
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Yea I heard about that

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I hate the emperor

wise canyon
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How dare you

desert spear
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I hate everyone in 40k really

shell bronze
wise canyon
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Least controversial take on 40k ever because it’s so wrong that it’s not even worth considering

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But do tell

shell bronze
# shell bronze

you can see here that it's about choosing which attacks you can parry and knowing which ones you probably should be backing away from instead while you try to bait another one

desert spear
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Like in general

wise canyon
desert spear
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All of them

wise canyon
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You obviously know nothing of the salamanders

desert spear
shell bronze
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bro hates 40k

wise canyon
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Are you just rage baiting?

desert spear
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I hate humans

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I just like orcs cuz they're silly

wise canyon
honest thorn
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Could sworn the weeb was a tau lover

mental kelp
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here is a couple paragraphs on reading the opponent and using alt to parry also

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holy embed

desert spear
mental kelp
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why does it put the whole message

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I thought it just links

desert spear
desert spear
honest thorn
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Salamanders are one of the few space Marine chapters who aren't dickheads

desert spear
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I know that guy

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He's silly

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And

honest thorn
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Even space wolves are asshats in comparison

wise canyon
wise canyon
honest thorn
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Yeh, so I've read

desert spear
honest thorn
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Don't need to apologize

wise canyon
honest thorn
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This server is known for wonton ragebait

desert spear
wise canyon
wise canyon
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Also, bloke likes orks but doesn't like green. Worst ork lover ever

desert spear
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I do like green tho

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I just don't think it goes well with fire

wise canyon
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"I jsut don't like green and fire stuff much"

wise canyon
desert spear
wise canyon
# desert spear Then yes

Then if you get into the models, paint the fire green and say it's some custom recipe of promethium

desert spear
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Ok that's actually a great idea

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Sounds fun

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OH I SHOULD DRAW A SALAMANDER WITH GREEN FIRE

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oh and also

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I have a confession

warped apex
wise canyon
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40k has soooooo much canonical wriggle room. You can kinda do anything you want in the universe

desert spear
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I was being silly....
I donyhate humans or space marines (I don't the emperor tho)
I said it cuz I thought it'd be funi

desert spear
wise canyon
desert spear
honest thorn
fierce acorn
quiet ferry
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mr president get down

desert spear
wise canyon
fierce acorn
#

oh

wise canyon
honest thorn
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Laame

wise canyon
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@desert spear read it bra

honest thorn
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If not for necrons existing tyranids would sweep the galaxy id wager

honest thorn
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I thought they could still get biomass off chaos tho

wise canyon
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Though the Nids are adapting to Chaos, you can't adapt to limitless imagination

wise canyon
honest thorn
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That's fair

wise canyon
#

Did anyone read it or did I type an essay for nothing 😂

quiet ferry
#

what is the willie supposed to do in this situation

mental kelp
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Win

fierce acorn
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what situation

wise canyon
mental kelp
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both a squinter and a disarm in one

spring rampart
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just cut both of a guys hands off in one swing in uc

fierce acorn
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unarmed combat? how the fuck did you manage !

spring rampart
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ultimate challenge

fierce acorn
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ik

spring rampart
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ultimate challenge feels like playtest physics

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it sucks

fierce acorn
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k

quiet ferry
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ouchie

wet orchid
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When multiplayer

mental kelp
waxen lance
shell bronze
gaunt sapphire
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your parries are not cool until they actually parry with max damage

latent moon
gaunt sapphire
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if u actually parry without damage then ur cool

waxen lance
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you keep thinkin that

latent moon
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i cant wait for one of those videos titled like "historians look at half sword weapons" and they see the combat and just have a stroke

mental kelp
gaunt sapphire
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exactly

latent moon
finite river
elfin smelt
feral lily
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I think

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I may have got him

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Potentially

shell bronze
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2h axe try not to be overpowered challenge (impossible)

wispy bobcat
shell bronze
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this is with literally minimum damage to NPCs and players alike

wispy bobcat
shell bronze
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ikr

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somehow this fuckass axe is overpowered

mint gust
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poor guy was so locked in his lower half kept walking after being sliced in 2

wispy bobcat
waxen lance
waxen lance
wispy bobcat
wispy bobcat
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(im not)

mint gust
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HE JUST WALKED BACK HES TRYING TO RECONNECT

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HE HASNT GIVEN UP YET

finite river
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Blood for blood ahh

wispy bobcat
mint gust
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im about to commence surgery

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nvm hes running away

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from his own body

wind charm
mint gust
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i cant make this up

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im fucking dying

waxen lance
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we're fucking done for

wind charm
mint gust
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i reconnected the legs and torso for just a moment ( too quick for a picture ) and his eyes jolted open and his torsos alive now

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what the fuck is going on 😭

waxen lance
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I do not think half sword willie can close his eyes

candid walrus
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Anyone else miss being able to kick swords off of people’s backs?

crude path
shell bronze
mint gust
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i think willies possesed

true zealot
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how i look at the random in the parking lot after i eat their car keys

shell bronze
true zealot
wise canyon
devout cosmos
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guys how do i parry poperly im so bad 😭

fast kindle
devout cosmos
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i have 13 hours of playtime

fast kindle
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It's all very abstract

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Everyone finds their own explanation

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"Put your weapon in the way of his weapon" until it doesn't fucking work

fast kindle
devout cosmos
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pretty sure im the problem

fast kindle
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People have hundreds and are still ass at the game

fast kindle
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Unless you have a learning disability

devout cosmos
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i may or may not have one

fast kindle
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You don't

dense mantle
wise canyon
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If I die in the ultimate challenge is my progress saved or do I go all the way back down to beggar rank/

wise canyon
#

Ah sweet

dense mantle
# shell bronze

luv me a good shield beating. ive been punching the FUCK out of people recently.

shell bronze
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but for disarming i usually just remove their arm

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except for this one time i did ts

sharp sand
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Has anyone beaten the abyss mode?

shell bronze
mental kelp
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It doesn’t take that long to learn the game it only takes a mind that can think of what you are doing wrong and fix it, usually takes like two minutes or sm shit

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Two minutes built up for each little thing you learn, and then you don’t have to spend time on new things you just do them because they are easy

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And also just read shit because knowing real concepts of fencing will tell you how to play the game

sharp sand
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I just beat the abyss mode and my game fucking crashed

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Never been so disappointed in my life

shell bronze
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people will spend hundreds of hours flailing left and side and charging brainlessly

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which, granted, does work half the time

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but it's like throwing stuff at a wall and seeing what sticks

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i used to be the same way, just flailing wildly until i die or the other guy does

midnight jasper
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im still very bad with any kind of swords, good enough with polearms and blunt weapons\axes (though axes seem to be unbalanced)

two arm swords high range of motion is good but for me, without experience, is less predictable than other types of weapons

shell bronze
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the two handed swords have a very high skill floor

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vs the more guided and straightforward way the polearms are

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for some reason playing longsword in soldier is so much easier than commoner

midnight jasper
shell bronze
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decaps are easy if your gore is on max and you know how/where to swing

midnight jasper
shell bronze
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commoner boss is fun

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punishes you for anything high risk

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best thing to do is to cheese him with pitchfork or use timing and footwork

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promise you he's very easy either path you choose and get good at

little plover
shell bronze
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pitchfork is literally just murder everything that can be stabbed from the front

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that damn thing takes me to veteran

little plover
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I usually just run at them

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Its risky but fun

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Hate playing against it in ultimate tho

boreal widget
little plover
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Same

shell bronze
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no reason to drop it i keep the thing until after this guy

boreal widget
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the one time I used it in militia, I lost extremely one-sidedly

long briar
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How to play it on android

shell bronze
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never

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get a decent pc

shell bronze
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only works for poking

long briar
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Ok

little plover
shell bronze
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but man the pitchfork is VERY good at its job and is a great early game demonstration of why polearms are the historical meta

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after i switch from pitchfork i just use this polearm all the way to ultimate challenge

midnight jasper
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reach is just so good

little plover
shell bronze
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half sword has many ways to achieve victory and this is unironically the most braindead easy way i recommend to new players before they move on to more weapon types

midnight jasper
boreal widget
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I cheesed my way through knight with the plancon

shell bronze
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the worst weapon to fight against

midnight jasper
boreal widget
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yeah I just farmed points with it and switched to knight when I had 9

shell bronze
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most braindead ass weapon to use

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@boreal widget

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it's so free

boreal widget
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it gives you the advantage in mid-range and close-range scenarios

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it’s practically a perfect weapon

shell bronze
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the only counter is another polearm

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or if you're me and hate it with an undying passion

boreal widget
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one time I was doing ultimate challenge and two guys with plancons came at me

shell bronze
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and hatred ALWAYS finds a way

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i bring commoner into militia for this very reason.

tight isle
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do u have a shader on or does cinematic just look like that

shell bronze
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no i play on high dx12

boreal widget
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I don’t remember what weapon I had but the range on it wasn’t too good

shell bronze
fierce acorn
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schlaf sword

shell bronze
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had to fight 3 a few days ago

fierce acorn
fierce acorn
boreal widget
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the opening they give you when turning around to each other helps a little

shell bronze
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that's why carnage sometimes feels cheap

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you hit them when they're distracted

boreal widget
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or just wait until only one is left

shell bronze
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i usually try to jump them all at once

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otherwise it's just a mass murder clip

boreal widget
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maybe they should change carnage to have it so the one with the most kills wins

shell bronze
boreal widget
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that way standing idly by is discouraged

shell bronze
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or just have ai randomly start prioritizing you

rough matrix
#

highleft guard with rush?

shell bronze
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because he was a mace user it didn't matter too much if i got close and personal

rough matrix
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damn it's sitting like butter under the arm

shell bronze
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at worst i'd just get a bruise and a red screen for a bit

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which is to say don't give mace users any breathing room because they're easiest to kill

shell bronze
fierce acorn
shell bronze
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it's easier to be accurate with those than any other weapon in this game

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it follows a nice guided cone of movement rather than being free motion

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with the reach simply solidifying the absolute advantage and simple effectiveness these weapons offer

boreal widget
shell bronze
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it's just the nature of a free for all

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no matter the game

rough matrix
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tbh the worst carnage is on the start when u got the smallknife

shell bronze
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that one is actually not bsd

rough matrix
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it's most difficult setup to do anything

shell bronze
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what you're gonna do is hold alt and run at the first guy

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and time your stab perfectly to hit him

rough matrix
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Dude big knifes are cutting like sword

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and im not even joking

shell bronze
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then repeat with next guy

midnight jasper
#

just stab stab stab (and slash two handed)

shell bronze
#

exactly

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it's also the best way to start your ultimate challenge

rough matrix
shell bronze
#

apply every skill you learned against (basically) mini bosses all the way to baron

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because each guy you fight is one or more tier higher than the gear you get in ultimate challenge

midnight jasper
#

im facing milita champ first time, wish me good luck

rough matrix
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i mean u can kill everyone to the baron using only pithfork tbh

rough matrix
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in practice too

shell bronze
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but when the armor starts coming out you'll have to resort to pitiful face slaps

rough matrix
#

ther's a guy on youtube maked video doing this

midnight jasper
shell bronze
midnight jasper
#

5 seconds and his throat got new hole

shell bronze
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so usually unless i want to try to be cool i literally cannot be bothered to use anything but a polearm

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one simple swipe does the trick everywhere every time

rough matrix
#

0:016 why no secondside swing ;-;

midnight jasper
rough matrix
#

its harder

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abyss gives you healing

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and not crashing that much

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In ultimate challenge you fighting enemies frames per seconds and crashes

little plover
shell bronze
shell bronze
fierce acorn
#

help

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i hit my ulnar nerve

shell bronze
#

my sensitivity is low enough to allow for both weapon control and strong swings at the same time

shell bronze
#

you don't get the mercy of world gear drops and have to start with a fuckass knife to fight people who are always one tier higher than you

shell bronze
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who grow in numbers until you have to fight 4 at once (all veteran to man at arms)

shell bronze
fierce acorn
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i just used my fists

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weird

shell bronze
#

there's a knife on the floor like first boss fight

fierce acorn
#

do you pick it up

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ohhh

shell bronze
#

yes

fierce acorn
#

ok

shell bronze
#

there's always that knife

fierce acorn
#

👍

shell bronze
#

and honestly ultimate challenge is harder at the first half than the second half