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This was cinematic as FUCK
like a fk witcher
I'm doing shit like that with just max gore
but on 300% gore u don't need to use str
just slight cut
touch of the blade
we love violence
Yall be turning the difficulty up in the back end
for start just rise up the npc damage all the way right
an gore all the way right
if u cannot find the cfg file
Damn the only thing that could have made that better is if his face slid off after.
2 second clip on why polearms are based
if it was grotesque probs would
is it just me or is the spin kick near impossible to pull off since they released the new playtest?
what's this polearm called?
billhook
skillhook
oh ok its just a slightly different looking billhook
Its hard but not impossible
I pulled off my favorite neck pull through move again.
Also featuring a SICK parry/block
i love early game polearms bc you can whack your enemies really hard with them
idk how they make over the head spin in Half Sword Trailer but it's sick too
just make NPC damage all the way right
in settings
and gore
addition
that will tho
idk bro
well i guess it could be edition but like
I just use slow mo to kick since I don't have a ton of mouse space.
half sword except everyone instantly dies
You can also turn your mouse sens up
seems like spikestick on militia +
Stil every speeruner wet dream
PLANCON MY BELOVED
HAHA he killed himself just about. I tabbed back in the game and he basically gave me an execution
Hitting a sword in the throat of this dudes is easier than u may think
they already have slopes to hit your sword
just hit under the headgear
Once i went to toilet and the guy just rushed his head right into my sword
Git gud
show me a clip of you puching a dude and the sword going thru his neck
butlerian jihad now
how tf did i do this
gimme a sec i'll do this right now
with tier?
i think i tricked the game
just post the clip
Dude it's so versatile.
Tier
bcs idk if that has to be knight or man at arms
your better, i give a fuck
new spine
what is on your waist?
below knight throat cut
my battle skirt of course
second fight
is it a mod ive never encountered such armor
its chainmail faulds
soldiers and veterans wear them typically under gambeson
so u never see them as standalone skirts
i spawned it in with a mod
The tangle.
oh ok
i wasnt holding the sword i punched the sword he was holding into his throat
i have no point, it was a cool clip
more silly berzerker skirt action
But still got the CLEANEST riposte of my fk life
my opponent fell down on one knee and then did a slow turn at me and stood back up again
You guys know what is funny when you set you damage all the way to left i split the guy in half and he was still fighting
yeah it's kinda funny tbh
they start to act like terminator at this point
No actually it’s the other way, around 5 miles, Youre going the wrong direction.
I mean fighting with full armor vs no armor
Yeah my favorite
Its so easy to split them in half
so you didnt even watch the clip but your trying one up me? homie just enjoy the show next time stop being a narcissist
I just DELI SLICED this man's head lol:
play from ochs
Anime ahh fight
how do i upload a picture on here? I feel like a boomer and im not even a millenial 😂
You need lvl 2
bullshit
Nope
I know because i asked same question like 10 hours ago lmao
i have the sickest screenshot and i cant even share it
You can on pictures
I mean photography
oh ok
why not both
https://youtu.be/11oKn35i_HE?si=P3x-DtMesTJzCWM6
HalfSword combat taken to it's highest skill ceiling yet, and BEYOND. This video's got it all.
Link to Bitter-Relative's Vicious Weapons Mod
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Link to Riva's Youtube Channel
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Link to my Discord Server to see future WIPs
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T...
Im kinda disappointed
I mean it was funny
im stupid
I know
you suck
Just being honest
Lol
This discord has 117k members
Wow
I didn't think the game was this big
There's very few games that lean into the brutality of melee combat like half sword. It's easy to see why it'd get that big
Yeah i think most games like this are for vr
i just fucking kick my enemys dagger and i disarmed him so now i have a dagger in my leg
I would love to play blade and sorcery on keyboard and mouse
take it out
i dont think willie will like that
8 seconds · Clipped by m00 · Original video "Chill HalfSword Stream (K/D Counter)" by m00
Most melee vr sucks becuase the ai are stupid and can be cheesed so easily its not even funny. I've beaten all of blade and sorcery just by sticking a sword forth and running into my enemy's
to the point where playing one life crystal hunt is easy mode
i feel like i have to give myself an disadvantage
i mean i dont use mods and i play on pc 🤷♂️
Ok fair
yeah but blade and sorcery is ridicules cheese
the enemys magic is kinda cool but its not helping them
13 seconds · Clipped by m00 · Original video "K/D Counter Stream - HalfSword" by m00
its always a problem with games that have procedural animating, cause the player can always do more than what the npcs can do, same thing with half sword
Why don't you use mods than
blade and sorcery's enemy's aren't physics based until you knock them over unlike halfswords which are active ragdolls. Personally i find half swords ai to be much more challenging.
i do i was just talking about base game bc when you talk about a game you usually talk about it when played with no mods
like if i had modded ai why would i blame the game
Ok makes sense
yea exactly though they are limited, whereas the player can move his hands freely, can switch between weapons/magic/etc, can grab
biggest cheeses I've seen is literally being able to walk up, grab the enemy on the head and throw them away
I mean blade and sorcery's enemy's are so stupid to the point where they will walk up into your face and stare at you for 8 seconds like they are waiting to be dispatched.
half swords are more dyanmic becuase they try to have distance and have different modes
I don't think that's cheese its just how the game works
yea true sometimes half swords does similar but its better slightly
like if you wait around a bit in pre fencing willie might just stand there and do nothing
i wouldnt say slightly its like night and day
plus having it completetly physics based changes the gameplay so much for the better
each animated strike is slightly different
bc of fatigue, balance and shit
yea it is a lot better I just meant sometimes it is reminiscent if you try to play defensively especially
yeah
so far it is mainly working because the player will go aggressive
also halfwords enemy's since their physics based allows you to bind and do defensive maneuvers when bns npc's are glued to the ground and their animations cant be altered by gravity, balance or physics. Its not even really parrying its just when you hit their sword they stunned and dont move for 3 seconds
willie also defends himself when grabbed unlike the npcs of bns
true yea
its medium
on 12
on dx12 tho
so darker shadows and lumen n stuff
better reflects
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i hate when the blade goes through the head but the head doesnt come out
yes
yes it is sad
inverted hands push off
the ultimate challenge its the hardest thing ive ever played
I do think the controls are pretty intuitive, but I still wish I could remap a couple things. Thrusting would be so much easier if I could remap it to M1 + M4 instead of M1 x 2
he really ain't shit bro
this mfer got me good
will wilhelm ever learn to block a proper thrust
Dude that parry repost you did was beautiful. 200/10. You probably should have died from that first hit though lol
the consequences of fighting the 2x axe
lowkey i cannot parry that fuckin thing
only avoid and outmaneuever it
or use this
was deffo a close one XD
fella's weapon was launched from this ochs play disarm
Is it just me or the final challenge is ridiculously broken when i can literally get split in half by an axe swinged with nearly no strenght?
I thought it was just visual and not with anything to do with the gameplay
ia its completly accurate in the final challenge
it affects gameplay fully yeah
turn it off and you only die from regular damage
can this guy don't
tryna stab so much for no reason
Makes sense, tho does blood also impact on gameplay?
coming back to check if there is a way to remove the abyss after death because it keeps crashing my game without fail
No, the blood slider is just for blood effects
tunnel effect
However the current blood causes crashes, so id recommend turning it down or off entirely
You can read more in the most recent #updates post
Also posting this here
alr ty
No, but you can turn off the fog setting and see if it helps
fr
ill try
one-handed neck slice
blood slider is looks
What's the sensitivity you use?
one handing is so fun
you're literally just limp wristing dudes
approx. value for in game is ~1.41
it didnt work
follow this guide, ignore the fact it’s for gore selection bug
Delete all files relating to Half Sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Uninstall the Half Sword demo via Steam
Right click on Half Sword Demo in you steam library Manage>Uninstall
IMPORTANT
Press WIN+R then type %localappdata% hit Enter
Now Navigate to and Delete the HalfswordUE5 folder.
Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.
Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.
ill try it tomorrow ill see if it works
thank you anyway
No worries
brutal scheitelhau. I hit him scalpwise like normal, if not a little to the left, but it got dragged downwards into his eye, as he proceeds to step and push further inwards, wherein I inverted my hands, twisting the blade around inside his eye socket, and withdrew out
is there still way to get access after the took away the "open" beta they had a couple montsh ago
sorta twerhaw 🤑
I didnt know I could send higher than 10mb here but idk what the limit is then
When you block left and should've blocked right
kinda more like a blunt zwerchau-zornhau mix this one but wtv
the way the hands are still mirrored in the same pose as if they are connected 😹
Who's suffering more
But see, you say that and yet you have missed an important detail!
The head chopped man is HATLESS
he dies without proper head adornment, with shame
indeed I did not notice this.......
how cna he live with himself now
heavy af hit still left no blood...
looking back in the frames I'm literally pressing against the nape of his neck with the pommel and bashing downwards
Willy did a flip over me lol
If you didn't not unsitally the playtest you can still launch it from the .exe in the game directory.
If you uninstalled it well... ya out of luck
How is his skull not get crushed (And yes I made it slow to see the impact)
shower bro
Dont shower for her, shower for yourself
Yea dont switch up for them, switch up for yourself. Showering is good for you and sometimes we have to do things we don't like.
when the enemy doesn't wear neck protection 🥰
yess
I may have broken his neck just a little bit
I've done it once or twice
How do you think you can see through it, silly
Oh yeah I've done that
hamg on
Ye
ham gone 😿
head gone, carry on
They should re add the option to make their heads explode
or the thing to disembowl them because back then you could take their intestines out
at what point do i swap hands
i'm trying to get better at ways to use a polearm that isn't jabbing or swiping the head
imagine a triangle, at the top point is where you switch if you're changing stance
you mean like at the middle orr
lemme jump on
Clips! lol
I couldn't use the long spear, way too slow 🥀
some real kratos type gameplay
That swap was masterful
commoner boss really ain't shiet
parrying a direct attack from him is next to impossible but openings are easy to find
play from fool's guard
Parrying only works if you parry from the strong of your blade, otherwise he overpowers you unless you can get close enough to where he can’t utilise the leverage of his blade against you
flowed from his left opening, to his high opening, to his right-low opening
pretty much yeah
Haií ;3
you aren't strong enough and your weapon isn't long enough to overcome his strikes directly so you can only deflect
hi
Hello!
I need help with something but idk if I should ask here ;-;
How r u!
I’m good!
I can try my best to help
What do you need?
The final boss won't stop aura farming me
that’s the baron for ya
give a man a full suit of golden armor and hes bound to aura farm
It's related to half sword but
It's like
I need help with installing this cool shader thingy because I'm too stupid to understand how files work ;-;
I saw it on a video and it makes combat look super cool so I wanted to try it
you can still out aura him if you die with grace
good idea
yeah but he needs to win
I'm having the biggest skill issure bit the world's ever seen
actually i dont have much experience on this one unfortunately, maybe if you ask in #modders-guild-hall perhaps that could be somewhere that they are more knowledgeable on the subject
Oh oki :P
Thank u!
what i am going to do though is watch a few videos on the subject myself and learn it so i can help out in future
all these blokes here with irl knowledge of longsword technique and all I have is ‘punch them in the face really hard with my shield then leg sweep’ 😂
that works too!
Real
I found a way to get to the baron without doing the ultimate challenge
or is that how its always been
Sure does, but not as graceful
the humble zornhau:
the who
zornhau
th
its a diagonal longsword strike
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok
rather good for keeping space
Nah I've got no local HEMA clubs, only buhurt and re-enactment
I feinted mr. fischer super hard here lmao
He didnt know what to do
kind of erratic of a movement but I was testing it out
more like POOhurt
In buhurt longsword duels we can't even use low guards because it means the blade is pointed directly at their face
amirite lads or amirite?
how do i delete my gauntlet progress
harnisfechten all the way
^^^
HEMA is classical music, re-enactment is folk metal and buhurt is straight up death metal. All are great
thank you
hema is not always classical music
you can do slams and takedowns too
sometimes
heavy af disarms and the like
Would love to do that. I forget his name but there's a guy on youtube who does it with sharp weapons and fully authentic armour
The 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky exists too
thats death metal
ive never heard of any cannonballs being made of clasical but ok
I wonder if willy is actually conscious sometimes
do you mean dequitem?
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we rocking Gold Camos up in this bih
Yep that's the guy. Does unarmoured baskit hilt too, really cool
Woaaa
Wait I know this guy
His videos r really cool
theyre super cool!
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Did nobody think to just tackle him from behind
Full plate ASMR is a real thing
Holy Willie bot scheitelhau
I didn't drop my weapon on purpose btw, the hit was hard enough to make me
Omg poor willy
What's fun is to turn player and NPC damage to lowest, blood to lowest, and gore to highest.
kick his knee from behind and he goes down lmao
knocked the SNOT out of you holy hell
I think he was doing a normal swing, and your skill issue caused it
yea he pulled back out of the bind and swung to the scalp
I meant like
Uh
Get him to fall down and everyone else just jumps him
I think that would've worked
I mean sure the knight always has the advantage but I feel like 5+ people bashing your head in or trying to stab it through Ur armor would actually work
Maybe not
Idk much about this ;w;
you can see in the frame by frame, we're in a bind, he swipes it to my left and then strikes down
If you're pinned down on the ground someone can just run a knife through a gap in the armour, and you're done.
it is not sentience but it did happen and it looked cool
hey john longsword, can i show you a siege cart i made for a contest wiht my brother
here is to make up for it
Lets see it
The AI in general is a little better than you'd expect it to be, especially for a demo. Still provides a challenege even if you're pretty good.
he's making a wall to resist it, i had to make a cart without guns or the decimator, so i made a power hammer with a gravity gun
incase i cant break it, im just gonna fucken throw it
yea but I mean it's like you said, he was just doing a normal windup and swing, there wasn't the though of "im in a bind let me swipe around"
it was purely happenstance
Oooh
I see
Honestly I always saw knight as like
These unbeatable tanks
But yknow
Yup. Sometimes it's an accident, but it's still decent overall.
Thinking about it if you can get a dagger through the gaps maybe u have a chance
I thought you meant irl at first lol
that's cool though
Actually that's what half swording is for right??
nope, people playground
he's gonna make a wall to try and resist it, i made a cart to try and destroy it
Using Ur sword as a dagger for an armoured opponent
less of like a dagger and more of like a spear
https://youtu.be/5IUFyz8AloE?si=ZG3xKpA7Y4fyb2qZ This gives you the idea.
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halfswording chokes up on the sword to give more point control and thrusting precision
useful for wiggling your point between armor plates and opening their can so to speak
that's actually how i fight when i want to play it more like an arcade hack and slash
The entire purpose for a sword against full plate is that, regardless of half swording. You just get more control with the latter. That's also why they got longer and skinnier with time IIRC
Oh yea I saw this
And other vids about realistic knight fights
By the end it starts looking desperate and really exhausting
Well, fighting is.
I just use it to put willies on a headlock and throw them on the ground
And neither were you a "tank" in the heavy sense. Modern soldiers typically carry more than someone in full plate back then.
It never actually works as it should
i use it for throwing willies and cutting their necks
if you want i can give tips with longswords/greatsword, im a great weapon fighter
I like axes
They look cooler
I don't use swords much
axes are fun but i prefer the more technical fighting of a greatsword
But yes, besides a couple exceptions basically nothing was penetrating plate, so you went around it. Even the strongest longbow can barely even dent a breastplate. The only hope there is a flat part of a thinner piece on the arm or such.
Oooo
Swords are the most fun thing in the game.
And halfsword does a good job. You basically can't penetrate the armour. It works. Unlike the movies
low damage gameplay is literally either decapitation or driving your weapon INSANELY deep into the opponent and keeping it there
Don't really need oil. Just water.
otherwise they are not dying lmao
Yea they are but like
It gets too technical and I always die
So I like using something that's easier
Although
it's great if the gore is turned up too. It's like a cartoon
I do like that really thin sword cuz I can stab them in the neck with precision
Just try it for a while. Be deliberate in your movements
It's the only thing I do well with swords
hit em with this. this is an old scanning of the page so its pretty low quality but, the attack goes under and halfswords up his Willie
I've been trying
I installed a lot of weapon packs and it's complicated but not impossible
Still I prefer to have fun so I use pole arms and what not
Or a falchion
willy tried hiding in the chest
it also means not every parry has to be perfect
And half swording is especially good in the game against unarmoured opponents.
just enough to keep you from getting hit hard enough to get game ended
You can also "half sword" with spears, which is very effective
anything is good against a unarmoured person lol
Yea but oil is more annoying and smells yucky sometimes so yknow
It's more of an inconvenience
I stabbed willy he flew and hit the rafters
tried it in blossfechten, minimal success
yoo my willie won then dead then was fully naked when the next round started
Just saying not only against armour. I think part of it is that we don't have enough control in normal stabbing, and no real lunge, so it makes the half sword comparatively better than it should be.
I got a Willie straight through the head while half swording with a single handed sword once so when it works it's really satisfying
Also, remember that you can stab with holding alt. I basically never use the double click one
this is why i love mein zweihander
I'm learning how to block one handed weapons I'm meh
extended angle
I always use double click
But alt is more convincing with spears and swords
It's fun
Alt is better with swords too.
Also, if you switch hands with the two handed sword it'll make you stab lower.
Wasn't a zweihander a really big sword and stuff
i didn't capture naked willy but it happened
LOL thats amazing
Or am I getting it wrong
bros cheeks were out
Oh ye I knew that one
I like stabbing Willie in the crotch
5-7 feet in height usually
Woa that's tall
aye
alt diminished cut at the beginning (kinda missed it), alt extended cut to the head at the end
Yeah I'm not smart enough to understand these techniques
you know you're not gonna die from nicks and stabs so you can literally go all in and tank hits to commit to brutalizing your opponent
i forgot i used to actually fight like this
hiding didn't work
here's one of my favorite techniques with a greatsword
WAIT
r u using kenzog's shaders?
Even on normal damage I'm a high risk player
OOOO
That was cool :3
no just using the camera
Ah Oki :3
with swords, you can use the pommel to sweep shields out of your way and cleave with the tip
Oo
One good one is to get your half sword behind their neck (like an evil hug) and pull... Head may come off in the process.
on normal damage i zip around and parry everything or die trying
I usually just run around then until I can get inside and I hit them over and over till one of us dies
I just like taking photos
i use techniques from the old german manuals, its a very defensive style based off of ripostes and quick, flensing hits
I actually beat the baron believe it or not
you can go for some ballsy gameplay with low damage
less about not getting hit and more about not getting mauled
Ooo
congrats
I'm gonna do it again cuz I got to that point today
I would've had him in about 5 seconds
i like to style on people
otherwise i go in and just cleave something off
I used the goedendag
It was fun
I broke their necks on one hit
average round of carnage
Ooo
goedendag actually isn't too good with low damage
Looks cool
it relies on bleed and nicks
Oh I was on normal damage
I just kept swinging until I hit someone
Then I threw it on the ground ran around and picked it up again
i play on VERY high damage
Since they can actually stab themselves if they step on it
most interesting plancon gameplay
The fucking Baron just whooped my ass with ym damage on the lowest option
Who on EARTH is this fella
Oo that's what I did
it's the best thing to do if you just want to beat the game
take the nearest most front-heavy polearm and whack
I put it between their legs so they couldn't move
Yea :3
Willie
very challenging gameplay, had me worried the whole time
Willie is fucking cooking me
This is one of the few times half swording helped me because I was knocking them out in 2-3 hits
half swording that thing is genuinely vicious
Also
We need morning star pommeled estocs and to be able to mordhau
Might be controversial but I think daggers r better than any short weapon in the game
the daggers are fun
Wait what
you can do egregious stuff like this @desert spear
both clips had max damage to player and half npc on
Loo
I usually use one on both hands and get super close so they have no way of defending themselves
It's so fun
An estoc is a very thin sword used more for stabbing than slicing, specifically used against 1600’s armour in duels, and some of them had spiked ball pommels specifically used for mordau (where you use the pommel of your sword like a club)
I stab them straight through always
you can also bait them into attacking to get openings for a stab
because once the knife goes in they lock up and die
a lot of the wins in this game is about baiting and finding openings
Ohh yea yea I know that
I heard about it on one of those HEMA fights
that's how you beat commoner boss (who people complain about being extremely hard and/or cheese with pitchfork)
I love historical weaponry
Also estocs just look really cool. They lead to rapiers I believe
Oh YEAHHH
I do this thing where I run towards them
Then back down
Then keep running
It's so funny
Yea
I downloaded a mod that has one
The stabbing is so good
Like piercing a sheet of paper
There’s a
I’d for them in blade and sorcery too. So much fun, just slides right in with zero resistance
Mod*
that's right
run at them for a split second, then back away
get the timing right and you win 90% of unarmored fights
Yea
it's not too important but it becomes a given skill once you learn how to swing your weapon
But I'm getting a little bit better with swords so maybe I'll learn eventually
Press F when their arms move
it's not 100% about reflexes as much as it is about combining movement and weapon placement
let me send you some clips
I mean yea but that drains all my stamina
Ohhhh
Do more cardio
enemies usually only swing in set directions or try to stab/half sword you
Ohh ok ok hold on I think I know how parrying is
once you get the general idea of where their swords might go you can start to learn what should be parried and what footwork saves you from
Whenever u change stances Ur sword does this thing where it's like
On a protective position right?
no don't rely on that it sucks
it turns off when they swing at you for whatever reason
It’s implied in the lore that he was Jesus yes
How dare you
I hate everyone in 40k really
Least controversial take on 40k ever because it’s so wrong that it’s not even worth considering
But do tell
you can see here that it's about choosing which attacks you can parry and knowing which ones you probably should be backing away from instead while you try to bait another one
Yeah but why
You obviously know nothing of the salamanders
I hate them too
bro hates 40k
Are you just rage baiting?
Well then you'd love the Eldar
Could sworn the weeb was a tau lover
here is a couple paragraphs on reading the opponent and using alt to parry also
holy embed
Nono
I mean I do like humans in 40k but I find it difficult to like characters cuz I'm stupid
Ciaphas Cain man, look him up
I would rather put a gun in my mouth than say I like them
Ooooo
Salamanders are one of the few space Marine chapters who aren't dickheads
Even space wolves are asshats in comparison
And probably the most widely relatable character in 40k
They are but just because they're crass and crude. But they genuinely care for ordinary humans almost as much as the Salamanders
Yeh, so I've read
True
I don't really hate them because of how they are I should clarify
I hate their colour scheme
Or rather don't like
Hate is a badly chosen word for everything I've said so far so sorry
Don't need to apologize
Well I mean, you have literally every colour combination of space marines in 40k so, take your pick
This server is known for wonton ragebait
I just don't like green and fire stuff much
I'd rather them be a fiery orange or straight up red
Then you have the Fire Drakes, Exorcisors, World Eaters to name a few that are orange or red
Oo ye
Also, bloke likes orks but doesn't like green. Worst ork lover ever
"I jsut don't like green and fire stuff much"
What about green fire?
Then yes
Then if you get into the models, paint the fire green and say it's some custom recipe of promethium
Omg
Ok that's actually a great idea
Sounds fun
OH I SHOULD DRAW A SALAMANDER WITH GREEN FIRE
oh and also
I have a confession
Bad meme lol
40k has soooooo much canonical wriggle room. You can kinda do anything you want in the universe
I was being silly....
I donyhate humans or space marines (I don't the emperor tho)
I said it cuz I thought it'd be funi
Wait
Oh my I had an idea
Why do you not like Big E?
Mainly because of how he treated angron and the other primarchs
Okay, allow me to info dump. Give me about 15 minutes
I know he had all these visions and he was using them as tools for the greater good or whatever but that doesn't justify what he did to angron
Kinda like how there's that certain type of hellfire round that has mutagenic chemicals to it, makes it effective against tyranids iirc
Could be fire but with that property
i love e
Woa
My message was too long...
oh
Tyranids still adapted to it though haha
Laame
@desert spear read it bra
If not for necrons existing tyranids would sweep the galaxy id wager
Chaos too
I thought they could still get biomass off chaos tho
Though the Nids are adapting to Chaos, you can't adapt to limitless imagination
Not off of daemons
That's fair
Did anyone read it or did I type an essay for nothing 😂
what is the willie supposed to do in this situation
Win
what situation
He's gonna buckle under than pressure
just cut both of a guys hands off in one swing in uc
unarmed combat? how the fuck did you manage !
ultimate challenge
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When multiplayer
Im sorry but thems the rules when embed failure
Armor
your parries are not cool until they actually parry with max damage
what
i missed my slash and somehow did the most flashy stab ive ever seen
set "damage to player" to max value and then parry
if u actually parry without damage then ur cool
ok bud
you keep thinkin that
i cant wait for one of those videos titled like "historians look at half sword weapons" and they see the combat and just have a stroke
It’s not a parry if you take damage manshits
exactly
this shit is too funny for anyone to pass by and not see lmao
this is with literally minimum damage to NPCs and players alike
yeah i literally made a vid on how stupid it is to use them lmao
poor guy was so locked in his lower half kept walking after being sliced in 2
the polar opposite of geeked
I wouldnt engage with stupid
why are you 6'10
@lethal crag balatro reference
Blood for blood ahh
give him the mending syringe from people playground
i reconnected the legs and torso for just a moment ( too quick for a picture ) and his eyes jolted open and his torsos alive now
what the fuck is going on 😭
I do not think half sword willie can close his eyes
Anyone else miss being able to kick swords off of people’s backs?
fun little glitch i discovered :D
welcome to the land of longsword
idk bro his torso just woke up after i killed it and hes begging to spare him
i think willies possesed
how i look at the random in the parking lot after i eat their car keys
half sword on low damage is something else entirely
'Ah, here we see the '
Anfallsschaukel or, Siezure Swing, taught by Johan Voss. This game has done it's research'
guys how do i parry poperly im so bad 😭
No amount of theoretical advice will outweigh 2-3 hours of practice
i have 13 hours of playtime
It's all very abstract
Everyone finds their own explanation
"Put your weapon in the way of his weapon" until it doesn't fucking work
And?
pretty sure im the problem
People have hundreds and are still ass at the game
You are but you are capable of improving
Unless you have a learning disability
i may or may not have one
You don't
If I die in the ultimate challenge is my progress saved or do I go all the way back down to beggar rank/
saves
you'll be fine
Ah sweet
luv me a good shield beating. ive been punching the FUCK out of people recently.
it's fun
but for disarming i usually just remove their arm
except for this one time i did ts
Has anyone beaten the abyss mode?
lower sensitivity and fully learn the way your weapon of choice swings/moves in order to use it against the opponent + learn how to use footwork to your advantage
This is real
It doesn’t take that long to learn the game it only takes a mind that can think of what you are doing wrong and fix it, usually takes like two minutes or sm shit
Two minutes built up for each little thing you learn, and then you don’t have to spend time on new things you just do them because they are easy
And also just read shit because knowing real concepts of fencing will tell you how to play the game
I just beat the abyss mode and my game fucking crashed
Never been so disappointed in my life
that's right
people will spend hundreds of hours flailing left and side and charging brainlessly
which, granted, does work half the time
but it's like throwing stuff at a wall and seeing what sticks
i used to be the same way, just flailing wildly until i die or the other guy does
im still very bad with any kind of swords, good enough with polearms and blunt weapons\axes (though axes seem to be unbalanced)
two arm swords high range of motion is good but for me, without experience, is less predictable than other types of weapons
the two handed swords have a very high skill floor
vs the more guided and straightforward way the polearms are
for some reason playing longsword in soldier is so much easier than commoner
you gave him a hand lol
ikr lmao
decaps are easy if your gore is on max and you know how/where to swing
commoners seem more aggressive for me..... and i hate commoner champion....
commoner boss is fun
punishes you for anything high risk
best thing to do is to cheese him with pitchfork or use timing and footwork
promise you he's very easy either path you choose and get good at
Pitchfork is so braindead its fun
pitchfork is literally just murder everything that can be stabbed from the front
that damn thing takes me to veteran
I usually just run at them
Its risky but fun
Hate playing against it in ultimate tho
I usually drop pitchfork after beating commoner
Same
the one time I used it in militia, I lost extremely one-sidedly
How to play it on android
it needs distance control
only works for poking
Ok
Or running straight into them
but man the pitchfork is VERY good at its job and is a great early game demonstration of why polearms are the historical meta
after i switch from pitchfork i just use this polearm all the way to ultimate challenge
reach is just so good
How are u hitting so accurately lol
half sword has many ways to achieve victory and this is unironically the most braindead easy way i recommend to new players before they move on to more weapon types
so good controls, woah
I cheesed my way through knight with the plancon
plancon
the worst weapon to fight against
plancon\gudendag
yeah I just farmed points with it and switched to knight when I had 9
it gives you the advantage in mid-range and close-range scenarios
it’s practically a perfect weapon
the only counter is another polearm
or if you're me and hate it with an undying passion
one time I was doing ultimate challenge and two guys with plancons came at me
and hatred ALWAYS finds a way
i bring commoner into militia for this very reason.
do u have a shader on or does cinematic just look like that
nightmare scenario
I don’t remember what weapon I had but the range on it wasn’t too good
schlaf sword
had to fight 3 a few days ago

damn
the opening they give you when turning around to each other helps a little
or just wait until only one is left
maybe they should change carnage to have it so the one with the most kills wins
that way standing idly by is discouraged
or just have ai randomly start prioritizing you
how you set the cut on the shielded man at the start?
highleft guard with rush?
guard forward and slightly to the left
because he was a mace user it didn't matter too much if i got close and personal
damn it's sitting like butter under the arm
at worst i'd just get a bruise and a red screen for a bit
which is to say don't give mace users any breathing room because they're easiest to kill
just gotta get used to the way polearms swing
thats how i play carnage 70% of the tim :(
it's easier to be accurate with those than any other weapon in this game
it follows a nice guided cone of movement rather than being free motion
with the reach simply solidifying the absolute advantage and simple effectiveness these weapons offer
can’t really blame you since the game encourages that behavior
tbh the worst carnage is on the start when u got the smallknife
that one is actually not bsd
it's most difficult setup to do anything
what you're gonna do is hold alt and run at the first guy
and time your stab perfectly to hit him
then repeat with next guy
thats most consistent carnage for me
just stab stab stab (and slash two handed)
Prison life simulator
apply every skill you learned against (basically) mini bosses all the way to baron
because each guy you fight is one or more tier higher than the gear you get in ultimate challenge
im facing milita champ first time, wish me good luck
i mean u can kill everyone to the baron using only pithfork tbh
in theory yeah
in practice too
but when the armor starts coming out you'll have to resort to pitiful face slaps
ther's a guy on youtube maked video doing this
oooh plancon guy.... aand he is dead
5 seconds and his throat got new hole
so usually unless i want to try to be cool i literally cannot be bothered to use anything but a polearm
one simple swipe does the trick everywhere every time
0:016 why no secondside swing ;-;
so, ultimate challenge is like abyss but not exactly?
its harder
abyss gives you healing
and not crashing that much
In ultimate challenge you fighting enemies frames per seconds and crashes
Do u have any special settings u use like fov or something
good luck
i'm not good enough with polearms to have that built into me yet
i max fov out to not get jumped in carnage and that's about it
my sensitivity is low enough to allow for both weapon control and strong swings at the same time
worse
you don't get the mercy of world gear drops and have to start with a fuckass knife to fight people who are always one tier higher than you
Okay thanks
oof
you starat with a weapo??
who grow in numbers until you have to fight 4 at once (all veteran to man at arms)
yes
there's a knife on the floor like first boss fight
yes
ok
there's always that knife
👍
and honestly ultimate challenge is harder at the first half than the second half
