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but first 2 weeks of gameplay is dying simulator
3th week is youtube tutorial watching
after month u can start teaching yourself
how to start playing this game
maxed out npc damage?
Bite the curb you dirty commoner
Oh yes I got that game since beta, I havent played it it very much because i got a bit bored after few matches but maybe it's good now.
A lot changed probably now
Does it have multiplayer now?
pvp yeah
nope
they have also tournaments with best players in the world
already having e-sports
Yeah i've seen the discord matches but I just looking for regular matches
i love hte zweihander
Im going to download it right now lol
Saw a match of longsword to longsword and it was starting to look a bit like HEMA
Did anyone make a sandbox vs arcade poll
So only discord matches for now
Steam Remote Play Together discords
i really love the zweihander
Ah damn 
it is what it is
Yes once you get the blocking system the two handed sword is so fun, im trying to be a sword master
im a great weapon fighter by nature, i can give tips if you need
im in their discord server and the official developers state is "costs of hosting so advanced multiplayer with every bone real time positioning in 240refreshrate"
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
We do?
i should not have left it in his leg
Read under this XD
as you can see hawk, im quite decent with a greatsword
damn
Tips are always welcome but I get the basics and now its about practice.
When i tried lowering both npc and player damage that's best place to train swordfighting for real
i actually trained on the highest damage on both ends, it forces you to prioritize ripostes and opportunities
you cna throw cuts from the alt position, ox guard, my favorite of them is Shielhau
Highest damage for npc is kinda lightsabering for me
i like the intense fighting and preventing hits involved
also im not familiar in reading when highguard and lowguard
forces good defensive positioning
and how properly lowguard
Damn, this game drew in a lot of HEMA and fencers ay
good morning chat
im a hobbyist blacksmith and interested in buhurt once i turn 18
Banned
does anyone think this game wouldnt bee worth 30$?
Oh, I did buhurt. I can answer any questions you may have
I'll send you a video when I uploaded it and show you how I fight and maybe you will see some things that can be improved
are weapons and armor usually provided or do i bring my own
"His jaw dropped"
i live in canada and would l ove to get into buhurts as well
is it accessible in North America?
Members of a club will usually be cool with lending some of their gear to new guys while they get their own kit sorted, because we all know it’s expensive as fuck. But be sure to look after it, and always clean, oil and pack it up properly. Nothing worse than someone letting your $1000 gauntlets rust
non lethal takedowns are fun
Is the ultimate challenge supposed to be the Baron or not having the game crash
Ts pmo 💔🥀
I’m Aussie so I have no authority on the American side, but it’s pretty big that way, and there’s a bunch of Canadian teams too
alright, what weapons are usually used in buhurt, cause i want to get into longsword/greatsword fighting
Non sharp XD
i thought buhurt usually used sharp weapons since armor is used
nooo haha
you want to prevente all injuries XD
Anything's blunt if you hit hard enough
we have a lot of buhurts in poland
Great battle under Cracov, Battle under Grunwald, Tournament in Warsaw
sometimes they starting to get rough. broken arms etc
mostly reconstructions
Anyone here got any tips on how to beat the baron?
Hit hard and hit head
For duels you have longsword, sword and buckler, sword and heater shield and polearms. For mass battles you have all the above, and falchions, maces, long axes, short axes and halberds. Zweihanders are very rare to see because they are not effective in this sport.
fair enough, thanks man
Im practically a dwarf compared to him
All gee
I know I should use a type of bludioning weapon
the only reason i ask about zweihanders is that im about the historical size to use one, 6'2 and about 240 pounds
Yeah you’ll have a tough time using one in buhurt. They’re cool, and fun, but you’re just not gonna be doing enough damage with them and it will severely limit your grappling ability. I also don’t believe there’s any duelling category for zweihanders. Your best bet would be to focus on longsword for duels, and polearms or falchion and shield for mass battles
why my willy aura farming bruh
alright, thanks man
ill have to look into local clubs/leagues for next year, much appreciated
Is this RuneScape?
if you not high enough get long enough stick
Aight, where do i find weed
No wokkas. Also if you forge as a hobby, and are any good at it, you’ll be a club favourite. Might even be offered money to
Repair gear
i never even considered that
You got him posted up like a kid getting his pic taken
why does my game crash everytime i enter the abyss
im a decent enough blacksmith but i mostly make trinkets and small stuff i need, like a quick nail to hang something or hooks, i do want ot set up a bigger shop and make myself some chainmail and an axe though
I one of our local smiths stopped taking orders for a year because he was so busy with repairs and new makes
holy crap, blacksmithing must be a lucrative business
i mostly make small stuff for relatives
It’s a niche thing in a niche hobby, and it’s hard and skilled work, so you can charge a fair amount.
Once you start going to buhurt events, if you’re not fighting you can set up a repair stall to do on the spot armour repairs so people can keep fighting. A really appreciated service at any buhurt event
ill have to get a little bit bigger of a vehicle to pack up my welding gear and a small forge lmao
But definitely make sure you know what you’re doing with the armour before you start doing that, because remember this armour literally is protecting our lives. Don’t want it to fail from a mistake
absolutely, ill probably build armor from scratch and do some testing to figure out what works before i go offering help to others
He didn’t seem too vexed
Can also ask around the community, no shortage of people
Happy to offer advice
good to know, i appreciate all the advice man
I’m one of those people
Happy to offer advice so no worries haha
in your buhurt, do you usually use the italian manuals and techniques or the german ones
Ah, buhurt is far less technical than HEMA. The most technical we get in mass battles is using MMA, Judo, Jiu Jitsu etc. some people use authentic technique in duels but not really. Buhurt is considered the be the ‘hit really hard and hit a lot’ side of medieval recreation sports haha
ah fair enough
Please someone help me, i was in abyss and somehow this guy skeleton got sticked to my hand(I'm not holding it, I tried to press E multiple times and shake my hand but it doesn't come out)
If you want authentic technique from manuals, your best bet is a HEMA fencing club
It doesn't disappear too
that's a new enemy
i dont particularly care, and didnt look into hema cause its always "one hit and you're done"
𝒲𝒶𝓁𝓉𝑒𝓇
You got a friend, use him as a weapon
𝒲𝒶𝓁𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓁𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝒶𝓁𝓉𝑒𝓇
I can't
My hand does not move
I can't raise it
hey, do think being a bit of a bigger guy will be good for buhurt, lots of force to put into swings?
waltuh put the skeleton down waltuh
kicks are still goated
Well
Then you’re in luck. Longsword duels often end up with flurries of like 10-20 hits in quick succession haha. I’ve always thought it was goofy as, wish we had first hit wins in duels but anyway
society is downplaying just how good spinning wheel kicks are in this game
the media doesn't want you to know
the worldwide skill issue
first hit wins can lead to really cheaty and strange techniques, which is why im avoiding HEMA
That’s fair, though that is how it
Would have been done back in the day (usually as long as it didn’t cause any loss of honour)
what if I told you that actual longsword duels without armor were also one hit
How much do u think it will cost?
but seriously it's two different things, hema is dueling, buhurt is warfare
less goo a youtuber is using The Emperor again
Nah two hits. The loser hits the ground
Buhurt also has dueling, but its a close description
thats the goat
yeah but i dont care about actual longsword duels, i want to punch a guy while we're both trying to take the others sword from him
sounds like you found the right place then
Then maybe profights are your thing
HE KEEPS BEING PUNCTURED BY SWORDS
you can take people's weapons in buhurt? love it
how do you not get brained by a mace
i thought so, the whole idea is to win by pushing the other guy to the ground or otherwise making him surrender
now sir
You cant grab the blade of any weapon, but otherwise go for it. Also pro fighting is different, fight doesn’t end when you’re on the ground
what is the major difference between profighting and general buhurt
This a highlight clip of one of the best pro fighters. Ignore the music, it’s awful.
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Pro fighting is literally an MMA cage fight but buhurt style
literally just beating the shit out of eachother but now you have knives
this is my kinda thing
For some reason Windows Defender is detecting the Half Sword Enhancer and quarantining it. Is anyone else experiencing this?
Basically yeah. How I describe buhurt is being able to beat the shit out of your friends with heavy metal objects and have them be fine most of the time
anyone know how to spawn a modded weapon on its own in halfsword?
you dont
genuine travesty
just watch gang, you won't regret it.
i want my lightly armored basket hilt rapier guy
It seems like there’s technique involved but it just looks like a whole lot of flailing around and hop in for the best haha
true, I assure you that there's a very slim chance I was flailing
but gotta think to yourself, how do you flail a 360 kick to the head?
You may as well attach a chain to yourself and stick that chain to a lump of wood, ‘cause you flailing son
if i show one of my usual fights can you tell me what you think
In Half Sword?
yes
Oh, I’ve been playing it for like 2 days, I’m still learning this shit haha
oh, shi mb
can you still see how it holds up
I can critique it based on what I know of IRL form, sure
Ive done it!
Nope, I’m Aussie. Our weather is erratic
I have no idea what happened with that kill strike
But at the start, pushing into
Your opponent and locking their hands/arms/weapon under your own is a common tactic in buhurt, so that’a legit, but I don’t think it’s all
That viable in authentic duels
Because you’re disabled for as long as they are
IT'S A PARTY IN THE USA
How are people getting such high kicks?
Its camera height and also spinning iirc, because getting a kick like that requires you to ✨ rotate ✨
You ain’t got no face lieutenant dan
LEAVE ME KINDNESS ONLY FOR BARONS
How do you guys share video's? Sorry I'm a discord noob lol
I see thanks
i pushed my sword under his shield and gutted him with the tip
yikes
its a miner
is the game coming out tommorow????????
No it is not.
it said in the survey tho 😦
IMAGINE it was coming out tomorrow.
Could you please make it come out tomorrow
Ok.
bro ATE two kicks.
why not 🤬
Early Access release near the end of this year. There is still allot more game to be made.
literally bruh
dropping the weapon at a bad time often results in unwanted self harm
i want my game now!! 
Im close to level 2 I feel it...
Is there a clip of someone throwing their sword up into the sky and it falling down and killing them
heads up!
If they add the roguelike id pay 30
anyone know if we can choose equipment by hand or is the randomize button the only way?
no other way 🥲
gotta randomize
Unless you use half sword enhancer and ovrdths loadout selector mods
Dude just walked right into that one
Parries vs Polehammer and stabbed through BOTH arms like??
average round of carnage
I have come to the realization that throwing people towards the ground as a huge person crashes the game
you think i got him?
Maybe? Seems like he has a tiny scratch only though...
Yeah a tiny scratch only ("Tis nothing but a scratch")
oh tahts right through the bits that make you a person
How do i restart the game
Come on guys, just let me give you money already!
Now that’s a sentence I’m going to remember.
thanks
turning his body into art piece because i hate him
That's so real
I generally use his ax to cut him apart into bite sized pieces
Aka six pieces
Anyone elses character cant hold a two hand weapon properly or is it just mine
just what is this technique
Spiderman
Is there anyone who can tell me how to set this in Chinese?
I am from Taiwan and I don't understand English very well. ...
Can everyone help me? Thank you.
how can i get playtest
@little panther Steam Download Free Games
peak performance
it is the technique which all swordsmen in history have worked towards
how can i choke
Is there really no checkpoint system for the Gauntlet Mode?
I thought I saw someone mention that it has, but I just fucking die and my character goes all the way back to beggar
You die, you die, tough shit it is
Some buckler action
dang 
GoT would be really cool, a Star Wars mod is 100% being made the nanosecond modding support is added
Have there been any plans talked about to actually fix the physics???
The polearms are still godawful. Stabbing still sucks. Still can't rebind the controls at all to actually help mitigate some of these issues.
It's been this way forever now it feels like.
Every time I launch the game I find myself getting frustrated using pretty much any of the weapons.
Currently it's a playtest so they have no obligation to fix or change anything
Unfortunate as it is, you may have to wait for Early Access to drop
I get it but typically with these kinds of things you see incremental fixes and changes. I'm not saying they have to fix it overnight but you'd think they would need to test this kind of stuff through multiple iterations.
They basically dropped the demo update and made 3/4 of the weapons borderline unbearable to use, made willy drunk or something, and then gave the AI better balance and weapon handling than we have as the player.
It's just a frustrating turn of events. It feels like they tried to make the game harder not by increasing the AI's actual difficulty but by effectively making them more stable than you are in both stance and weapons, which just is not satisfying to play against IMO. It feels like whatever they did to the physics sacrificed a HUGE amount of the accuracy with strikes that you could get in the playtest.
Plus it didn't even make it more difficult really, just less satisfying to play as it feels like half of the kills now come from just flailing around.
And/or me or the enemy fell over and can't get back up.
Otherwise I loved the Gauntlet and Abyss changes and all of that. I played it quite a lot still but the bad weapon handling is really wearing on my enjoyment in the game
Admittedly the weapon handling has been altered significantly, but to put in my two cents I'd like to say I don't generally have a problem with flailing around or enemies being stronger, my current main issue is dying due to collision bugs
Which happens way too often
That too. Recently my hands have been getting literally stuck behind me or twisted around my body somehow and I can't untwist them.
Yeah it gets annoying, especially since it didn't used to happen that much
greetings, i am making a sort of baby of half sword and exanima for a game jam with my friends, im quitre new to the whole blueprinting in UE5 but i want to create a physics based combat system and i have no idea where to begin
Is it hard playing in fp or not i never really tried it
i know that HS uses UE5 and the exanimites told me to look further so if yall have any tips/blueprints that would be greatly appreciated
will there be more advanced gore/ gore settings when released as early acces or in full game?
idk mang the game feels fine to me
Hit'em with that master strike
my only gripe is the janky collision physics during grappling/up close sessions and the fact that i can't get up and/or move around/swing once i'm on the ground
like willie you are fighting for your life bro act like it
Holy shit I hammered his sword into his own neck.
my sword flew away
how do i reset the bosses progress after i have won all and in the last challenge
clip glitched give me a bit
@wind charm @mint wadi what do you guys think about this one
It's pretty cool i guess
it's a tuff clip
It starts straight into the slash so it kinda doesn't give the aura it could.
need a bit of aura farming at the start.
this is it this was very embarrassing
it's honestly because one handing that big azz sword made my swings suck for the first like 30 seconds
art
how you lose to a mace user bro
Thats what i mean 😭
💔
why does medal make my firewall always go crazy
Some longsword bullshitery
cheek on accident
Arming Sword/Dagger combo on Commoner has been so much fun lately
Face -- on purpose
shaved a little bit off the top
nasal piercing, truly
I got a fight 4 vs 2 is that intended?
no but man up
wait no bruh
i genrealy wana know what i did wrong
my armor is blue but i am team yellow nvm
most interesting sword and shield gameplay
i forgot to clip it aw
wild swings with questionable footwork
ah.
knocked a guys hat off with my poleaxe, he stumbled into the fence, i hooked his sword, he fell and i pointed the point to his neck and shoved him to the ground
non-lethal
haha the fucking musical matched the fight
feint him into attacking and go for one or two swings at a time
belt ta ass
pick man
mane fuck
another pick
my attempt fancy footwork and taking it slow
i was then murderd after the clip
dumb ahh knight thinks that slashing my arm beyond usage, breaking both my legs, impaling my other arm with a spear (which i took from him) and smaking me over the head would kill me smh. i aint done yet.
Let me know how that goes
...lets call it a draw.
MY OWN FUCKIN TEAMATE BLUDGEONED ME FROM BEHIND
I can't even judge his gameplay because his clips don't load for me idk why
Anyways, first time using a shield and arming sword
thats what killed me. nah i solo the full armored knight for the whole fight but my teamate just wacks me.
Ultimate challenge
you gotta do the gauntlet and reach the final level
it's kinda cheeks
and its not endless
there you go
i havent made it, i only do the gauntlet in beggar and i cant make it past the 5th one
Polearm better fr
metal warstaff is so fun
polearm the historical meta for a reason
they are just normal weapons but better fr
spear is dagger/knife but long
halberd/voulge is an axe but long
simplified but thats the gist
Enter Montante
that is true
Literally le spikey stick
Can beat the entire game
perfectly balanced gameplay
Speak of the devil
most interesting and challenging plancon gameplay
"i truly do love just wagging the mouse and winning"
That dumb fucking thing tore my leg off
Because I stepped on it
Even when it's not actively being used
It's still a bitch
i like pushing aside plancons and then stabbing them
stupid AI thinks a cheatcode will help it
Blocking the plancons is like
So satisfying
But at the same time so useless, your not rly doing anything
Your just decreasing the odds of it not hurting you as much
i once got 11 plancons in a row
i may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
If the weapon is too small
hes trying so hard to break free but im holding the staff against his neck
Spin it !!! Spin it!!!
Next time I fight a pitchfork AI I'm slaying his family
i think i choked him out
he just dropped
Has like
Anyone fought a willie
And they just give up
After you parry them
For no reason
Look at how fluid it makes it !!!
I'll take my overly pointy axe stick, thank you very much
Plancon? More like
Plainboring
fear mechanic
most interesting effective polearm gameplay
is there a way to reset the gauntlet on the demo after ive completed it?
how is this possible
X
ok
Calling me boring?! ):
lowkey i don't be switching grips unless i'm trying to style on people
I do to parry or block sometimes
People sleep on the baaahook
You can see in that clip that I switched to block
I like it for the anti armor gaming
little bit of left handed swordsmanship
Das not a billhook….
I am just showing you my hand cutting skillz
Omg your at low graphics
Smite this guy
Hand shtabbin skills !!
How nice of him
He was checking the sharpness of your spear
It is… sarp !!!!
training with wooden swords
Always got to make sure the spear isn't blunt
How
Thick is that sword
To knock someone out like that
He had a few "disciplinary marks" beforehand while trying to get him to switch from his loadout to a wooden sword
Very sarp
Indoodd….
he dirtied my shoes ☹️
@naive holly look how far my spear went through this dudes head
had to use my secret technique
how do we play half sword multiplayer
delete system 32
You don’t
There is no multiplayer
ah damn
i just found out i can just crouch and whack the legs of the willie
and they will break
sharp or blunt weapons
7
10
1
sharp
those mean the same thing
are fist play players rare
oops, I died
im not so sure
Just spent the past ten minutes in a medieval mma match
i do like myself some half sword
whats your opinion on the zweihander
lots of random misinformation about the time period gets out here too
pretty cool !! i have one !!
here is mine
Looks about average to me
zweihanders could usually be anywhere from 4-7 feet long
7 is on the obscene end of things though
sometimes in HEMA tournaments we have rule modifers where we switch weapons and any time someone gets mine they overcompensate on range and almost impale me with my own sword
how do i send screenshots or videos
typically they were 5-6 feet long
Now cut ur willie in half with it
The thingy :)
well "zweihander" just refers to any two handed sword and generally most "primary" swords of the 15th century, the ones that were 5 and 6 feet long and are more developed in shape and purpose were termed "schlachtscwherts" or "gassenhauers"
greatsword activities
while this is true, im using the more common definition as understood by the general public
schlachtschwert and gassenhauer being the singular not-english form, adding the S because i dont know how middle germanic works
Moai and Militus are always in here
my prime directive is to inform the general public 
veteran
commoner is my favorite yeah
enough plating that axes arent a death sentence, not so much its a slog
fair enough, auf wiedersehen mein komerade
im from ohio, i learned german for a dnd campaign a few years ago
not once
i died twice though
maniac
blood off and low settings for a reason
💔
REAL
anyone know why im restricted from sharing pics/vids
Can you call it a skillset when it's one move?
you have not levelled up; level up by chatting
thanks
which part of commoner longsword do you not comprehend
it's peak weapon type
the height of combat
Didn't see that, and you posted a video of a halberd
i use polearm to cheese but longsword is my real passion
i like the more triangular ones because of the handling
the statement was separately said in response to a different topic
how does the point system work, i can die like 5 times and not lose my character but i sometimes i die once and lose my character
my favorite greatsword/longsword technique is to halfsword, enter a bind, then swipe and cut their nech
giving up you lose 1 point
you die you go abyss
you win abyss you return to character
you lose abyss you lose character
anything else is a bug
might have been a k.o
those are better balanced
only thing that annoys me is that they're usually always shorter
wikipedia is good
Easiest way to set up a regular wooden shovel match? I should install the trainer?
My bad, thought the video was attached to the message
yeah they're a lot better for more developed techniques
do yall know what i use the thing that comes up when i press "R" for?
weapon selection
if you have it sheathed you can hand select it
otherwise it's hold Q/E
i love how detailed the anatomy is in half sword
it makes it easier to unsheathe weapons that are lower down in the order of priority
Blade type E, F, and G (triangular trio) are the longest naturally occurring in the game 😹
thanks mate
oh
you're good gng
straight magestical ❤️
how does the KO thing work is that like a instant lose character thing?
actually knockout means you go back however many points that fight you did was worth
oh ok
its only by dying you lose your progress in the gauntlet
ok
all bosses are worth 1 point btw
oh ok thanks
and holding G to give up counts as knockout too
You can earn more points if you use a lower tier
ok cool that makes more sense
1 handing a big ass claymore is so fun
ALL i play is fist play
ive only come up to militia
but why is the last tier locked for freeplay
you gotta earn it
RESPECTABLE, i do the gauntlet with beggar only
I got a guy in a Muay Thai clinch and started kicking the life out of his loins
thats honestly such a smart idea
takes time. just get used to the game mechanics is all i can say. also space is to kick and F lets you slow down time (but it takes stamina)
oh sweet i didnt know the f button thing
Alternatively, there are mods that have slow-motion without taking stamina
the kicking is fun on fist play if i knocked a guy down and then accidentally kicked his head and broke his neck
idk if i actually broke it but it looked cool
damn
guess im bad then lol
i respect the grind
I WANT LEFT HANDED AS AN OPTION
They...don't‐
YES
i am a historical european martial arts practitioner
i can tell you in confidence that they do
is there a set release date, and whats gonna be different with the full game or does anyone know yet
blacksmith here, parrying is the act of blocking an attack, a riposte is when you parry an attack and feed the energy into a counterattack
there is no set release date but the game goes into early access in Q4 of this year
q4?
can't wait to buy half sword and witness the complaining vultures get filtered by the price tag
the final three months of this year
ah thanks
did i tell you of the most epic series of kills ive ever gotten
you did not
When I did martial arts, they told me parrying was when you use force to deflect an attack
Blocking is when you deny the opponent attack but by using your own structure
Maybe it's different in HEMA
i once stabbed a guy in the neck, immediately riposted and lopped a guys hand off, threw his sword backwards by the guard and proceeded to stab the guy in the stomach
i turn around to finish the third guy and the sword i threw is stuck in his eye
i'm sorry bro.......
There is different types of martial arts
Not every martial arts utilize the same terminology
generally the one with swords is the one you'll apply here
there are just different kinds of parries in HEMA
instead of parrying and blocking separately
i cant seeam to launch my game through steam anymore, do any of you know why?
i am the final destination
the demo and playtest were merged, you can find the new demo on the steam page
maybe try right clicking the game tab on steam and restore files or sum like that
Likely because the term of blocking wasn't rly a term they used in the medieval era
make sense, thank you
i need to sand off the surface of my feder
what is the worst edged weapon in ur guys opinion
prolly the worst one
oh ok didn't think about that
the more you know
lmao my game glitched and i saw my character butt ass naked
same, right as i was sent to the abyss
probably this kind of falchion
at the starting of the week🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️
at summit talk youll hear them speak 🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️
its only mondayyy🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️
negocitions breaking down🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️
why just curious
is ts a song or political news
see those leaders start to frown 🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️
its sword and gun dayyy🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️
tomorrow never comes untill its too late 🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️
THIS IS THE SIXTH TIME IM SENT TO THE ABYSS THIS RUN
am i cooked
no just run into him and kick him down
cant die if he cant cut you
grappling ftw
the memes that are gonna come with that are gonna be so funny
idk if anyone had this happen before, but my teamate hit me in my neck, and there was a massive CRUNCH sound that happened. didnt go unconcious, but i couldnt move a single limb in my body afterwards. i think he fuckin paralyzed me 😭
now thats impressive
as you can see, it's easier when the arm's broken c:
wwe
lol
hell yeah
W
sometimes you can break arms with a well-timed kick
like when willies are mid-swing with their weapon
I broke willie arm with spin kick on slow mo
thanks for specifying i thougfht you went to the local store and broke someones leg
go go gadget range extension
ha
how many our do you have in game outside of work?
i dont work on the game i am just a moderator
niiice
297 on the demo and like 500 something on the old playtest
okay that makes more sense lol
baller
poking people in the throat while in half sword is the best feeling the world
the game is fine too
that escalated quickly lol
niiiice
this one is like my favorite
what program do you use to record?
THIS ONE
xbox game bar
ty
dude was definitely already about to surrender and then got rocked into the premodern era
When u set npc damage all the way left
they don't like to surrender even without both arms
u can litt cut the both arms off and they will still be fighting
im deadass fighting a headless guy?
nah u can do better than this
and a left-arm-less guy
Look at this:
middle part of the foot missing
fingers still working
any tips going against pitchfork?
that's deadless expirencie
you play on free mode instead
Sidepush
that make sense since
what's with longsword ai and feinting their diagonal strikes into a stab
WHY is your game so smooth looking
Push aganist hand closer to the enemy body (short hit hand) and push pitchfork away from your position
dx12?
yeah
ahh thats why ym game looks so bad
pretty peak technique in real life
even on 4080 and threadripper my game dosn't look that smooth
peasant boss try not to die a horrible death every time
Peasant boss is the easiest one
uhh nevermind i dont think my game likes being in dx12
lmao
dx12 only good for newer cards
Axe > both hands halfgrab > run towards > axe little bit to the center> make sidestep before cutting his body in half
oh i got this in 2023..
i have 7900xtx, runs dx12 good
AMD cards ;-;
yeah my halfsword is cooked my game is just black
so it's halfbbq
I still don't understand AMD numerology
7 is the series 900 is the edition
its no sword
Oh ty
GeForce has numerology for babies
So even stupid monkey like me can understand lol
jak masz gościu ryzena 7 7600x (o ile taki istnieje) to masz ryzena z rodziny ryzen 7 serii 7 model 6 w wersji x z overclockingiem bez 3dx-a
ahh pasword lng. sorry for that.
eng only
m2
i have 7700xt
Ale dzięki (but thanks)
Geforce numerologic is more complicated than you think. it's reversed.
Series 5 is for 3050 1050 2050 and 4050. it's cheapest version of series X
if you have 3050M it's mobile versions for Mobile pC
and if you have Cellphone with geforce graph. u have version 1050MP it's Mobile Phone version
I don't think its chat for that 🤓
m2
im sorry to break the news but he dead
rod reiss
peak reference
does anyone know if ultimate challenge has healing like the abyss? currently fighting john golden armor and my arm is broken
we can heal broken arms`?
idk
im so ass at this game i cant get past soldier and i rage every time i die but i cant stop playing
i just beat militia and my game fucking crashed
im an addict
not so tough when he's fighting someone his size
i cast bitch slap of death
you are gonna get there man i thought i would be stuck at the commoner boss forever
thank you
I have determined that the spear is the best weapon ingame
Jam it into a limb that’s light
Then smack it with your fists
They go flying
i hate the spear with all my willpower
Yeah these speed runners taking down the first boss in 3 kicks gotta be cheating 💔 swear he’s more rng then 2nd and third boss
You can take down any boss with 1 kick
They should make it so you can still fight while missing a hand
If you have enough momentum
Who is doing this
How bro
idk just a suggestion
Tons of mouse dpi and spinning
Dpi? And he was close up tho
Literally like 2-3 kicks and he was eating dirt
basically how fast your mouse moves
Inside of willie
this has 2 meanings
the willies are actually genetic experiments created in the year of 2077 to reenact medieval fights for nerds
oof, ouch.
the player character has to fight through each of the tiers until they kill the baron and then they can finally break free from the simulation
(totally not clone drone)
epicly breaks spinal cord with a fucking sword
cyberpunk??
sorry choom
that aint it
time to party like its 2023
DONT ABBREVIATE CYPER PUNK I JUST GOT A MINUTE TIME OUT FOR IT!!!
same i did it too
wait
ima try
with 2077
cp2077
less go
erm moderators, he is rule evading 🤓 ☝️
cyberpunk
to be fair its literally in the name of the game and some could argue cyberpunk is more prelevant in the last few years
only fallout 4 is still playable and even then u gotta use mods for it to be fun
the greatsword isn't just a big sword, it's a really great weapon, hence the name.
the pommel and handguard have the striking power of a goddamn baseball bat, along with the blade being absolutely savage against even armoured opponents.
if only we had cybertech in 2023
the ones before that are so outdated its like being tortured
tf u mean i can't sprint
never played
one of my favorite weapons is whatever the fuck this thing and its brothers are called
night city 4 eva
debateable
thats wrong choom
i tried new vegas but I couldn't do it. its just incredibly outdated even for the time like I enjoy gears 1 which came about before NV and feels a million times better
halo 3 too
states opinion "erm debatable 🤓 ☝️ "
mfs who think they are in cyperpunl-k
choom doesnt even know the new meta. total gonk
brave stands with the greatsword make you feel like biblically accurate Arthur Dayne
Falchion
same here, i hear that new vegas is super good, but i can't get more than a few hours into it without seeing just how outdated and unfun it feels compared to other games
And yes it fucks
the shooting is absolutely atrocious
never seen a square falchion but i fw it
no
i hope in the future you actually have to cut through the entire body part for it to chop off
there's a few mods that improve the gameplay, well worth installing.
they improve weapon accuracy dramatically, which is needed because the story for NV is hands down the best out of all the fallout games in my opinion, and the DLCs are fantastic (Old World Blues especially)
fallout 4 was fun but I used a shitload of mods and im not sure that i would've enjoyed it otherwise but then again, Bethesda does purposely make things easy for modders so they get a little bit of credit
we need the Maciejowski bible falchion
being able to sprint to places at mach 4 made fallout 4 much nicer
this looks more like a falchion to me
i liked the story but cant bring myself to replay
gta 5's gameplay is feels very good compared to NV bro
thats not right
it's simple but its enjoyable whereas NV is clunky and tedious
you forgot the yoga
and scoping out some shitty cargo bay
rdr2 combat being fun is a mystery because it just is but the game deadass aims for you lol
the heists are the best part
well, we don't have concrete proof that they existed beyond the illuminations in that particular bible, falchions weren't something that survived the centuries for the most part, possibly due to them not being considered as valuable as double-edged swords or sabres.
the presumption that falchions were commonplace doesn't really have a huge amount of evidence behind it.
the big theory is that artists in the medieval period used falchions to depict enemies of whomever their work was supposed to detail, as it has a much more brutal quality to it than a typical sword.
but we have ~30 actual surviving examples today
turn off aim assist dawg
nah its good in rockstar games because it makes me feel like im him
There are 700 shops that you can rob as the leaks said
which fits the story thematically
And it was said by the leaker the leaked names of the main characters
im literally on the heist steup rn (im replaying the game for the 5th time)
Playing yoga mission 5 times and listening to Tracey bullshit hell nah
This guy took a fucking BEATING
i literally just messed it up until i could skip it
Fair
change ur mouse dpi if you have one of them mice with an app for it like razer
Maybe, no clue. Itch is outdated and not supported
I hate that bitch
ignoring the absolutely zero footwork at the beginning, shoulder squinted
oh i didnt know
thought it was more updated
so steam is the main one?
Its not updated for like more than year dog
Yup
Steam and also Epic Gamess
Who plays on epic be serious
the itch demo was last updated two years ago
I only have epic games because of fortnite
I don't even play the games they give away
I have like 200 of them
I like to get achievments and most of the time epic doesn't have them
Gaben goat
Itch has some hidden gems that later come to steam
Look at half sword lol
kind of weird how the itch version has more customization and stuff but hasnt been updated in ages
but it is very janky feeling
Early access is gonna have lot of content from itch but better i think
is there an estimated date when the full version will come out this year
and also how much it will cost
Q4
Still waiting for VR version ;-;
ok
they dont know yet
Not coming out this year
Expect it likely around 2026
bruh
Q4 early access
Something like 15/20 dollars i think
they said q4 like the three last months of 2025
reasonable
Yeah not the full game
Nobody said about full game
its going to be a lot of content
@silent flax uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and deleting head + adding POV
Leg but backwards
Oh sorry
But i told him its early access not full game so i thinks its chill
inverted hands cut to the head into a mittel-zornhau
The only thing i need in full game is being able to fight drunk willies in tavern
Developers do this and my willie is yours
Just grab your knife from the table and do your work...
Since the survey had a sandbox option
I am going to assume this game will just be a arcade sandbox game
Which is gonna mean
Amazing mods
Imagine if they add steam workshop
no Lighsaber 1vs1 Obi Van Kenobi mod
No chainsword
Yeah Berserker sword is sooo good
Hello there
Only sith deals in absolutes
I will do what i must
Yeah but fr star wars mods for this game would go crazy good
Nah man people are already dying to guy with pitchfork
hello there ;-;
getcho ai image-lookin willie-lookin ahh out of here
Ai detected
🥀
What else u think do i can paint it in 0.0002s?
And the world still spins
and the AI got better and better
what's skynet
I and cyborg with voice of Kanye West won't kill me in sleep
Terminator
Cyborg more like John wick than Kayne West
YEAH BOY
Just open cfg file
Change Gore from 200% max for 300%
and Damage from 200 to 300%
every weapon will act like a fk lighsaber
But you need to set blood to 0 to feel like true lightsaber
yeah
What the fuck m00 that was a train ride.
i'll send ya a video gimme a sec
First I thought you were gonna spin kick him to death
Then I thought I was gonna get a wrestling slam.
Then you go and stab a sword in his EYE
yeah It be like that
Brother is doing trick shots
Oh I recently learned why polearms have supremacy. They're not only a weapon, but a shield too. The big-ass pole stops so many attacks in halfsword and....regular sword?
Amazing job
Nah u just can't get hit with that long ahh range
lots of polehammers are quite short tbh
they are
You just pick long one lol