yeah there's two of em
#halfsword-chat-⚔
hearty stone
that second one's still NOT a voulge though, D&D probably is the source of the misnaminng
like wikipedia says a voulge is pretty much a billhook without an edge or spike
silent torrent
ik I'm not saying it's a voulge it might just not be a halberd
'guillotine on a stick'
halcyon flint
do yall blow ur dih like u blow yo nose
median ridge
nga someojne tell me whats goin off
median ridge
thats all u had to say bro
halcyon flint
starts gonning
median ridge
beating my shi icl
fallow kite
it took me like 2 hours for me to kill the baron the first time as the soldier
now it takes me like 2 minutes
hearty stone
median ridge
stop yapping tryna beat it
crude flower
They do it just in case you post classified docs
main musk
hello
mint wadi
actually insane.
honest owl
actually insane.
He hit a clip
onyx bough
is it possible for any PC in existence to run Cinematic graphic settings and reach constant 60 fps?
honest owl
What's this
rough matrix
Check photography bcs i cannot upload here
i cut the middle of the foot
leaving the fingers
and his fighting on his fingers
without middle XD
honest owl
Wth
mint wadi
Samurai type shit
queen veldt
i may have a problem 
hearty stone
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER DONE
insane shaolin shit
honest owl
the unsheath technique is kinda nutty
How do you do that
mint wadi
To sheath your weapon with q or e. Use the same keys to unseath, but when you press them, don't move your mouse to unsheath it until you are in front of them.
rugged ember
Is lock on currently glitched? i lock onto an enemy but my camera tends to slowly move lower and lower to their feet. Also, no matter what lock on strength I have set, if there is any enemy more on the right side of my view (regardless of distance) I flick over to them. Even if they are quite literally on the other side of the arena, my lock on switches because they're offset to the right of my screen, which often causes me to miss an attack and die... does anyone have any tips to use it more effectively if Im using it wrong?
fallen ruin
I wish the survey had the option for 'Progression without completely resetting every time you die"
hearty stone
sex mode
craggy verge
saucy
languid cipher
i hope half sword is atleast 13-16 dollars whos with me?
warped leaf
I just hit someone so hard it crashed my game
void magnet
oaf
warped leaf
i hope half sword is atleast 13-16 dollars whos with me?
My guess is probably over 20
north orbit
i hope half sword is atleast 13-16 dollars whos with me?
90 dollars, take it or leave it
naive holly
Ngl I'd pay 30-40 depending on what Early Access has in store.
Will probably be 19.99 if I have to guess
craggy verge
Ooo sexy kit with the matching dagger
Very beautiful
warped leaf
I just hit someone so hard it crashed my game
2 times in a row now
craggy verge
RIGHT IN THE ARM i wasnt even aiming lol
hazy sandal
I’d easily pay $30. I’ve already gotten hours of free entertainment from the demo, if they’re going to release a full game that has tons more content that I’m going to get many many more hours of entertainment from, you’re damn right I’m giving them $30.
craggy verge
I’d easily pay $30. I’ve already gotten hours of *free* entertainment from the d...
20-30 is reasonable
cinder stone
craggy verge
but i wouldnt justify anything below 20 or above like 35
cinder stone
I like how the reflection in the blood puddle looks
median ridge
I dont care what it cost im gettibngg it
craggy verge
I dont care what it cost im gettibngg it
this si the mentality that makes games $120 bro
cinder stone
im tryna drive whil;e sleeping
maybe don't try and drive while sleepy?
median ridge
ok drubk
craggy verge
im tryna drive whil;e sleeping
"i just got hit by an 18 wheeler"
cinder stone
...maybe don't drunk and drive?
median ridge
nah wheelchair#
tawdry vale
Will probably be 19.99 if I have to guess
19.99 Bucks is my sweet spot. They could probably get away with 29.99 though. Anything else is gonna be a hard pass for me.
cinder stone
what, is 30.00 too much for you?
sleek gull
Epic duel
dire portal
my game crashed in the abyss when i had like 2000 score
median ridge
guys theres a kids boyd through my windshield what do i do
dire portal
the abyss is fun tho because the fences that spawn whenever a boss spawns are fun to mess around with
soft osprey
If AAA games can be $80, HS can be $40.
But they shouldn’t be..
mint wadi
I mean.
mint wadi
Have you seen the converted prices of games from the 80s and 90s.
soft osprey
Have you seen the converted prices of games from the 80s and 90s.
No I don’t want to be sad
mint wadi
Almost every Super Nintendo game was $50. Some were $60.
silver iris
WHEN WE WILL DOWNLOAD THE ORIGINAL GAME
digital zephyr
just did the survey and id put down $30 for this game easily
mint wadi
remote vector
silver iris
WHEN WE WILL DOWNLOAD THE ORIGINAL GAME????
mint wadi
N64 released 1996.
So throughout the whole lifespan of the Super Nintendo, games were over $100 minimum.
Well, equivalent.
Seriously, we've been due for a game price increase for a LONG time.
Not that I support it implicitly.
It's just not a suprise at all.
Instead of having games cost more to buy, they started adding microtransactions.
tawdry vale
I got hit with an axe so hard, that not only did it split in half, but all of the skin on it just stopped existing.
balmy iris
So im sure it gets brought up in here quite a bit, but if this game wants to do more than great on release. Multiplayer que system. doesnt need to be much more than maybe a rank, and hitting find match. the game is sick.
gleaming quail
Ye lordship I fulfilled the survey
craggy verge
"the best weapon is easily the plancon!"
"no, its clearly the lucerne polehammer!"
steel rectangle:
fierce solar
Any tips for false edge underhanding? The camera after the first few rotations starts to lock itself in a slow fall towards the bottom - obviously let go of the combo and look up to reset...
serene tulip
Always love a good fist fight
regal iron
when is there a giant weapon
Weapon pack mods
unique cedar
if the full release is like 80gb im gonna be pissed highkey
regal iron
if the full release is like 80gb im gonna be pissed highkey
Ngl I might pirate it just because my ass doesnt even have a dollar
unique cedar
"the best weapon is easily the plancon!"
"no, its clearly the lucerne polehamme...
the humble rebar:
unique cedar
Ngl I might pirate it just because my ass doesnt even have a dollar
I dont got the space 😭
tired prism
Weapon pack mods
i mean a weapon to fit a 1.5x scaled
regal iron
i mean a weapon to fit a 1.5x scaled
Gut's dragonslayer maybe?
tired prism
the odachi isnt that good for size but its actually decent for this 1.5x
tired prism
Gut's dragonslayer maybe?
meh its made for small idiots
tired prism
no
hes nit stupid
i just meant
the customs
made in half sword
arent big
also this sword weighs a TON mind you so that explains its massive damage
serene tulip
Well, not much parrying happened, more just stylish brutality
tired prism
Well, not much parrying happened, more just stylish brutality
unironically having the music off is diabolical
serene tulip
unironically having the music off is diabolical
I listen to jazzy stuff while chopping up my foes, or the 1999 Age of Empires 2 soundtrack. But it's bluetoothed to my headset.
https://open.spotify.com/track/0hriyvyXrbUifFrD3xpas1?si=fe451abd996c48ec
tired prism
I listen to jazzy stuff while chopping up my foes, or the 1999 Age of Empires 2 ...
this wasn't in the 1500's..
craggy verge
craggy verge
this wasn't in the 1500's..
no its not, its in the 1450-1470 era. Get it right
30-50 years is a huge timegap
tired prism
close enough
craggy verge
close enough
1450 to 1500 is the same gap as 1950 to 2000 mf
serene tulip
@ivory hamlet the parrying practice really adds to the brawling aspect of armored duels
tired prism
oh look his bones are still intact im gonna break them all
craggy verge
pretty thrust
tired prism
now its just his waist letting him float for some reason LMAO
serene tulip
crisp nimbus
HOLY SHIT I GOT THE BIGGEST JUMPSCARE BECAUSE OF A FLYING CHESS IN ABYSS!!!!!!!!!! OMG HAHAHAHAHAH
so loud and Glitchy
crisp nimbus
yeah thought of that lol
but was a big pone with many pieces of chest i think was shiny
boreal wraith
HOLY SHIT I GOT THE BIGGEST JUMPSCARE BECAUSE OF A FLYING CHESS IN ABYSS!!!!!!!!...
once a candlestick flinged to my leg and its back stabbed me and i just died cause of that 😭
crisp nimbus
I almost broke my desk with my both knee hahaha
serene tulip
tired prism
what is this fucking music playing 😭 you arent in a comedy skit LOL
crisp nimbus
once a candlestick flinged to my leg and its back stabbed me and i just died cau...
Never had candle stick flying but lol last night i Ringed out the 2nd boss with a Pitchfork Stabby Spin he flew to space never landed in the arena
man this game has some of the most intense glitch i swear XD
boreal wraith
Never had candle stick flying but lol last night i Ringed out the 2nd boss with ...
lol
cerulean cloud
theres nothing
cerulean cloud
i took no fucking damage from this
tired prism
why
serene tulip
- I didn't think you could do self damage while holding onto your weapon.
- I don't think that's the spot you're supposed to commit seppuku with
tired prism
aura
tired prism
1. I didn't think you could do self damage while holding onto your weapon.
2. I ...
you cant
but ok
serene tulip
I found a way
tired prism
1.5x is supposed to carry the heaviest of gear with ease but this hammer he even struggles
fluid remnant
Man I wish the survey had higher options than 30 USD for the second question
brittle burrow
you suck
serene tulip
Man I wish the survey had higher options than 30 USD for the second question
I suppose it's EA pricing though, so kinda makes sense
fluid remnant
The game has genuinely given me hundreds of hours already so I’d definitely throw 45-50 at it
(Between all demos I’m at somewhere between 200-250 hours)
crude flower
the coolest and heaviest weapon i found so far
Bro i think your weapon is peeling
stable rivet
average brazilian car ownership experience
verbal lintel
Anyone try the 0% npc damage al 100% player damage challenge 🔥 ?
tired prism
Bro i think your weapon is peeling
what
serene dawn
guys is it possible to commit suicide in half sword with a weapon?
tired prism
no
serene dawn
I mean kicking a fence usually only knocks you out
serene dawn
if you're dum
what if I'm not dumb yet want to commit suicide
what are the smart ways
fierce acorn
this is where i live
tired prism
go in stance for a right swing and just run forward until u trip with strength enabled
crude flower
Looks like your weapon is peeling
random mural
why is noone talking about the lower half of someone walking around like normal
soft osprey
why is noone talking about the lower half of someone walking around like normal
Is it not normal?
random mural
Is it not normal?
im pretty sure if you cut someone in half they are supposed to be dead
soft osprey
im pretty sure if you cut someone in half they are supposed to be dead
Maybe you, weakling
dusk finch
im pretty sure if you cut someone in half they are supposed to be dead
No they would be half dead
cus they still have their other half
think about it
soft osprey
🤯
random mural
that makes sense
dusk finch
Stay with me here
You can only die so much
If i get chopped in half id only half die
soft osprey
Kind of like how a flat tire, is okay as long as it’s only flat on the bottom
soft osprey
good simile
Thanks im sure your smile is nice too
dusk finch
Thank uuuuu
random mural
simile
dusk finch
Wgy are there no voice chats for this server anymore
coarse remnant
1. I didn't think you could do self damage while holding onto your weapon.
2. I ...
the other dudes weapon damaged you and you somehow dropped it i think
dusk finch
didnt there used to be
soft osprey
Wgy are there no voice chats for this server anymore
It’s locked behind level permissions!
Oh you’ve been here
For a while
soft osprey
didnt there used to be
I’ll give you the voice chat permissions
dusk finch
yes lmaooo
prisma fossil
And you can get it quick
soft osprey
yes lmaooo
You can post images now too
dusk finch
huzzah thank you
soft osprey
It’s okay people who were here before the leveling system get a pass
soft osprey
I wasn’t here yet then either lol Thats way back
dusk finch
Ya dude
shell bronze
my hatred against plancon grows with each day
regardless whether i use it or fight it
tired prism
why is noone talking about the lower half of someone walking around like normal
its normal
turbid stream
Is there a way to disable the auto blockwhen youre trying to parry or block swings
like a mod or option or anything
shell bronze
i really hate auto parry
has never once done me any favors not has it saved my life
quite the opposite
turbid stream
same, theres times where i go for a block and autoparry is like "lets move our sword out the way so your block is completely useless"
honestly, might be the most annoying thing for me to fight against in this game
shell bronze
literally bro
turn ts off so i can maintain my cool stances
every single parry i've done was in spite of auto parry not with it
shell bronze
i figured i'd try mastering other weapon types in this game because i got bored of longsword and polearm
conclusion is that low tier mace sucks balls
most interesting and effective mace gameplay:
would have unironically killed this guy 10 times over with any other weapon
fluid remnant
Yeah mace depends on head hits more than anything else
Pretty much the only weapon that routinely 1-2 shots through the heaviest helmets, but terrible for anything but head hits
real shell
I want a button that lets me compliment my opponent. As much as I love insulting a man before stabbing him in the kidneys, I'd like the option to like tell the npc that I'm going to spare him so he stops begging for mercy lol. Or like, a button to ask it to surrender because for some reason he's still coming at me even though he can't lift either of his arms and can barely walk
Maces are also just so ineffective. I'm so unafraid of getting hit by one that I can just kill them without even having to move or dodge. It feels basically the same when you're using one too
I feel like it should be debilitating to get hit in the arms or ribs with a mace, and that perhaps they should be able to knock your weapon or shield away
soft osprey
I want a button that lets me compliment my opponent. As much as I love insulting...
good guy crow
shell bronze
Pretty much the only weapon that routinely 1-2 shots through the heaviest helmet...
pretty much
naive holly
Maces are also just so ineffective. I'm so unafraid of getting hit by one that I...
Just need to land the perfect face shot
real shell
good guy crow
Thank you. I stabbed a guy through his arm and he was like "I'm good I don't want more of this" and I was like "wow you're actually not stupid I wish I had a compliment button"
naive holly
Sometimes even they land one on me and screen just goes black
shell bronze
Just need to land the perfect face shot
there are better weapons to attempt face shots with
naive holly
Definitely inconsistent but fun I think
shell bronze
(every polearm)
naive holly
We should just use longsword and 2h spear nothing else
shell bronze
brave stand as commoner go crazy
craggy verge
little rapier duel
real shell
Ngl axes need a nerf. I accidentally grazed a dude with a hatchet and he fell in half
craggy verge
Ngl axes need a nerf. I accidentally grazed a dude with a hatchet and he fell in...
that happens if u have gore at max sometimes
real shell
that happens if u have gore at max sometimes
The only way to play
craggy verge
The only way to play
gruesome is better
azure mesa
anyone got any tips for the final level of gauntlet? like i havent even been able to make it to the baron yet
craggy verge
anyone got any tips for the final level of gauntlet? like i havent even been abl...
are you religious
if so pray
if not just get lucky
real shell
YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY WANT? I want to be able to challenge any tier with any other tier. I want to put on a full set of plate armor and fight a hoard of peasants, or try to kill a knight with a pitchfork
azure mesa
if not just get lucky
damn
craggy verge
YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY WANT? I want to be able to challenge any tier with any ot...
you can already do this
soft osprey
YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY WANT? I want to be able to challenge any tier with any ot...
understandable but you can do it with mods especially
real shell
you can already do this
Whhhat? How?
craggy verge
Whhhat? How?
ovrdth selector
soft osprey
enhancer mod and ovrdth selector mod
real shell
understandable but you can do it with mods especially
Ah, mods. I wish it were in the bace game though
azure mesa
man im tired of fighting pitchforks with knives 😭
soft osprey
enhancer to spawn in gear, selector to save and load loadouts
real shell
No way I just spelled base with a C. Jesus
soft osprey
Ah, mods. I wish it were in the bace game though
im sure they wil be
craggy verge
Ah, mods. I wish it were in the bace game though
theres a base-game glitch but it only works with fighting peasants
real shell
theres a base-game glitch but it only works with fighting peasants
I spawned completely buckass naked with a freaking carving knife in carnage against guys with swords and shields once
craggy verge
I spawned completely buckass naked with a freaking carving knife in carnage agai...
select the tier you want, then quit, re-open game, switch to freemode and click play without touching anything else
you should get the gear you have. Do be advise though, you wont get weapons unless its carnage. Spoilance and fist play leave you unarmed
real shell
I think that may have been what happened
shell bronze
man at arms lowk fun to fight against
craggy verge
made him twoface
real shell
The link is safe. It's a video of bigfoot vlogging a campout where he finds and rescues aliens and they play with rocks and pinecones. Absolutely stupid, but I thought it was kind of funny
craggy verge
The link is safe. It's a video of bigfoot vlogging a campout where he finds and ...
i like the alien interview vids
real shell
Well I should have watched more. They are all getting high now lmao
craggy verge
but you should probably post that in #general-catfish-🐱🐟
craggy verge
soft kelp
i feel like heart over dea- commoner boss should have a normal longsword but like 10x health and durability
like straight up be able to survive being stabbed in the head
uncut sleet
depends what you mean by coming out and by really really soon
early access release by end of year
wicked nimbus
Ohh
soft kelp
Full game probably in like at least 4 years
wicked nimbus
I wouldnt go that far
uncut sleet
announcement seems to me to tease significant content drop(s) before early access
wicked nimbus
At most like 1 year
soft kelp
uncut sleet
...it will definitely be in early access for more than one year
fierce solar
made him twoface
that guy looks like me in another time
craggy verge
buddy trynna pick up his missing half
uncut sleet
but I think with how much content they've given us already this year, early access will likely have a pretty steady trickle of updates leading up to full release
uncut sleet
as I remember it, when the playtest and demo merged the announcement said that would be it until early access
wicked nimbus
Ye
uncut sleet
and while they may not have released a content update, there have been significant tweaks since April update
plus they teased that thing with the platform over spike pit a while back
i think we're getting that before EA. just my hunch
shell bronze
serene tulip
shell bronze
i decided to try commoner boss without polearm cheese and bruh he easy af
dudes tweak over nothing
crude flower
as I remember it, when the playtest and demo merged the announcement said that w...
Well they also said there would be nothing for a year after they updated the playtest
Could be earlier
Could be later
shell bronze
<@272845467270774785> the parrying practice really adds to the brawling aspect o...
you sure you pinged the right clueless
naive holly
@soft osprey can we get a /multiplayer command that tells everyone 
Imma just type myself up a copy pasta at this rate
still tusk
bro every time im playing the last challenge i get a fetal error after killing someone when i get to the armored guys
naive holly
bro every time im playing the last challenge i get a fetal error after killing s...
#updates turn off blood and gore
serene tulip
you sure you pinged the right clueless
Idk, you could say I am clueless
pearl ferry
tight isle
this is probably the worst "swing/parry" of my life and i was immediately punished by the falchion of the wind gods
naive holly
trying to sleep
Why tf you have notifs on
shell bronze
this is probably the worst "swing/parry" of my life and i was immediately punish...
more difficult to parry falchion than to just outmaneuver them
only parry falchion if you want to aura farm
tight isle
#killallfemboys
shell bronze
tight isle
more difficult to parry falchion than to just outmaneuver them
dodging in this game is lowkey cracked but i just like challenging myself to parry everything
shell bronze
quiet ferry
this is probably the worst "swing/parry" of my life and i was immediately punish...
damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shell bronze
dodging in this game is lowkey cracked but i just like challenging myself to par...
then you're more like me
parrying any 1 handed weapon is tough tbh they don't follow the same trajectory and range of motion as the 2h stuff
so more often than not they just go over/under your parry and swipe you
easy to bully mace and falchion otherwise
waxen lance
based
waxen lance
#killallfemboys
not based
shell bronze
naive holly
Add an option that says "please please please please please"
shell bronze
technically possible against certain variants but i would prefer not to attempt that
tight isle
this is me
waxen lance
yall missing out on femboys dawg, they really good at video games
shell bronze
standing still is only practical if you have equal or more reach
waxen lance
yall missing out on femboys dawg, they really good at video games
I can make a comp team of femboys
naive holly
We need to invent a type of conversion therapy to make alpha high value males like femboys 😮💨 😔 🙏 💯 🦅
waxen lance
no >:(
shell bronze
not really
naive holly
Indoctrination
shell bronze
you might be able to stop the attack from hitting you but you're not touching the opponent
his pointy stick has more reach than yours therefore he win
or they try to half sword grip you
in that case either you die a horrible death or insta kill them
naive holly
shell bronze
@quick wolf
this can also happen.
ikr
no polearm users will stay alive under my watchful gaze
tight isle
no polearm users will stay alive under my watchful gaze
:(
waxen lance
no polearm users will stay alive under my watchful gaze
:(
tight isle
i think he mightve died
quiet ferry
i think he mightve died
idk man
shell bronze
i don't mind a tough fight
tight isle
ah i see i see
shell bronze
shell bronze
looks fine to me
proper palm
naive holly
Thats so 12 hours ago bruh
waxen lance
alpine terrace
falchion and mace users try not to get their right sides swiped by me
you got some crazy control, you should do tutorials or something like that, im just over hear swinging away and kicking
craggy verge
not even at max gore
ocean pier
@fierce solar no way I found your ass here ahahahah
shell bronze
you got some crazy control, you should do tutorials or something like that, im j...
honestly it just boils down to keeping your sensitivity low enough and knowing how weapons swing
then combining that with learning footwork and feinting/baiting opponents into cycling through their movesets
regal iron
then combining that with learning footwork and feinting/baiting opponents into c...
In other words just know how to fucking move
shell bronze
badly
bro don't swing at the shield side like that
if you're gonna charge buckler people veer left at the very end and swipe downwards left
tight isle
unless im missing something theres almost no reason to not hold shift the entire time
it just allows for much better dodges
shell bronze
lower center of gravity as well
i use it to dodge but otherwise i try to conserve stamina
tight isle
i use it to dodge but otherwise i try to conserve stamina
unless im at like knight tier im generally not having stamina problems tbh
quiet ferry
i wonder why throwing your sword isnt a viable strat
tight isle
tight isle
i wonder why throwing your sword isnt a viable strat
it techinically is viable its just insanely difficult lol
onyx bough
how do you make your camera look like that?
tight isle
how do you make your camera look like that?
i just have my fov alllll the way up
tight isle
lol mustve never changed ur settings cause its on the first page
tight isle
this might be the worst willie ive fought
quiet ferry
bro don't swing at the shield side like that
I wasb throwign
serene tulip
this might be the worst willie ive fought
I watched a willie lie on the ground and slit his own throat today. I think that one takes the cake.
Too late for me to bother clipping but I'll post tomorrow if I remember
tight isle
warden for honor sexy cam
delicate lava
Survey has suspicious wording
"If it releases tomorrow" hmmm tomorrow is "later" in the year than right now
viscid needle
tight isle
this survey is the deltarune tomorrow of surveys
potent ledge
every knight after knocking me out with 1 gentle shield tap:
That’s just Willie with a shield, he somehow puts the force of god into every movement.
small glen
honestly it just boils down to keeping your sensitivity low enough and knowing h...
or option B
reach a level of control where you can play on max sens
warm void
every knight after knocking me out with 1 gentle shield tap:
Willie knights are built different.
But aswell as built stupid.
warm void
this might be the worst willie ive fought
I've seen worse, I once just held out without moving and he just killed himself.
warm void
i killed other willie with my head
Seems possible.
warm void
it was so stupid
Mine is stupidder because he deadass just ran into my sword.
tight isle
I've seen worse, I once just held out without moving and he just killed himself.
i thought i got a decent combo on this guy and then rewatching it i realized he just never even attempted to swing his weapon
warm void
i thought i got a decent combo on this guy and then rewatching it i realized he ...
Unfair asf
warm void
i thought i got a decent combo on this guy and then rewatching it i realized he ...
I wish for the day I can run halfsword in max graphics without lags.
🙏
tight isle
oh the second any blood gets on my screen my frames DROP
lethal crag
medium graphics for me all day
on cinematic i run in like 8 frames per second
High in like 20-30
naive holly
High in like 20-30
I usually run high and I get like, 50-70 thank god
On a garbage machine tho
warm void
medium graphics for me all day
Potato+ for me.
tight isle
(though i do tank the frames for that sweet juicy brave stand)
naive holly
(though i do tank the frames for that sweet juicy brave stand)
Also correct
Ill play whole brave stand matches eith enhancer slowmo at like 75% to help with framerate
tight isle
i love going ballerina mode in slow mode with HSE
naive holly
The most half sword clip ever
wise canyon
Is it just me or does anyone else find the fist fights the most fun?
naive holly
Is it just me or does anyone else find the fist fights the most fun?
Most ppl really like fist play, but i find it kinda boring. I usually opt for Spoilance or Carnage at T1
Spoilance might be my favorite gamemode
wise canyon
I just find it so satisfying to get a solid hit on the blokes head
naive holly
I just find it so satisfying to get a solid hit on the blokes head
Here's a couple then.
And my cat on accident apparently
Enjoy lol
wise canyon
Nice on the first one but the shot didn't even connect haha
strong shard
you ever knock willie down, kill him, then feel bad after
naive holly
you ever knock willie down, kill him, then feel bad after
Naur
Ill usually take a surrender if I get one tho
strong shard
same
naive holly
Just the mental rp of not being an insane cruel person lol
small glen
Just the mental rp of not being an insane cruel person lol
throw him around
don't kill him
naive holly
Ideally clean quick kills, go for disarms (they're fun), always take a surrender
small glen
just bully him
naive holly
Tru
strong shard
i used to kill him a lot even after surrendering
but now i am a changed man
well, if he wields the huge polearm with spikes on it that's super overpowered
wise canyon
Willie is often severely injured by the time I'm done so mercy killing is the way to go. Just cruel other wise
strong shard
he dies
wise canyon
Or acute brain hemorrhaging
strong shard
and rub a chicken's butt on his wounds
and also do some bloodletting
and make him drink urine
yes that is the optimal treatment for a severed arm
small glen
and rub a chicken's butt on his wounds
"god told me bro." Rubs chicken ass on u
strong shard
when is medical treatment coming to half-sword
maybe we can save him and become friends
small glen
when is medical treatment coming to half-sword
whats that one game that came out recently
with a whole ass cpr minigame
give us that
strong shard
yes bro add bandages
small glen
we have to do mouth to mouth on the enemy willie
strong shard
we have to do mouth to mouth on the enemy willie
sensually
small glen
"thy must pucker up."
strong shard
so sayeth the lord
wise canyon
And lo, Willie was brought back from the brink of death, and you were burned at the stake for necromancy
And Willie was also burneed at the stake, for being the product of necromancy
tight isle
tried swinging slowly for once and it still works
gaunt sundial
really wish we could have the starting knife a bit closer to our willy when doing ultimate challenge, its like a freaking roulete depending on which enemy spawns and if they rush you as well... nevermind how broken grabbing weapons is sometimes
tall glacier
polar hemlock
fuck this guy
tight isle
fuck this guy
giga based long "halberd" spinner
polar hemlock
i behold to you, the best weapon in the game
regal iron
giga based long "halberd" spinner
It's a voulge
tight isle
Thanks I needed the actual name
dapper meadow
I love how it asks how much I would pay. Dawg I would sell my soul
timid solar
so in between october and december?
fierce acorn
yes
brazen crest
fuck this guy
do you like press x in the middle of the spin to switch hands? how does this work
tight isle
do you like press x in the middle of the spin to switch hands? how does this wor...
yes
true zealot
wispy bobcat
forbidden technique, malicious wheelbarrow of sorrow
broken wharf
when katon gokame kakyu added to half sword
sweet hamlet
hey bro want to play half-sword?
what bro wants me to play:
wispy bobcat
tight isle
bro wants to show me his full sword
tough hare
Hello ppl
I dont know hot to play this game
no tutorials
no nothing
pls help i dont even know how to swing properly
tight isle
dont swing wildly, actually draw back your sword to give it momentum
restive barn
wtf how long ago was this
rugged leaf
How on gods green earth do you beat the ultimate challenge
fierce acorn
fisst
hidden mulch
How on gods green earth do you beat the ultimate challenge
tons of luck, practice and skill
restive barn
venus is ass bro i cant believe anyone wants to live here 
js wasted 3.645 gloobles on a trip to venus
rugged leaf
venus is ass bro i cant believe anyone wants to live here <:Ivanjak:129048707548...
Nah Venus is great trust me bro u js gotta go to the good parts
fierce acorn
venus is ass bro i cant believe anyone wants to live here <:Ivanjak:129048707548...
dont look at me
restive barn
its literally a big desert with weird lighting
i mean sure its okay but when you compare it to earth's beautiful moon Luna it's boring af
the only downside of it is that housing prices there are ludicrous
nimble trench
headkicks forever
tight isle
if ur being shield pushed just throw that fucker into the fence
civic furnace
Are naked willy pics allowed?
tight isle
they get autofiltered but i dont think theyre not allowed?
fierce acorn
its literally a big desert with weird lighting
that is NOT venus
fierce acorn
the only downside of it is that housing prices there are ludicrous
at least luna has soil
restive barn
that is NOT venus
YES it is
fierce acorn
no it is NOT
restive barn
no it is NOT
its a darker region
restive barn
same venus milky way
nimble trench
restive barn
im streaming vr
oak surge
wise canyon
the only downside of it is that housing prices there are ludicrous
Don’t you mean Lunacris?
rough matrix
Damn on Knight tier swordfight is like reconstruction on some events
one guy hitting another noone feels anything
Did anyone on the first levels try to grab an NPC by the head and bang him against the wooden fence around the arena?
I have the impression that they don't take as much damage as they should, and you can also break your arms
rough matrix
im streaming vr
Damn VR Support for half sword will be amazing ;-;
warm void
Damn VR Support for half sword will be amazing ;-;
So amazing fr.
Although, I wonder how'd they implement physics.
tight isle
need to save up for an index so i can actually play vr
rough matrix
Index is a scam
never buying it again
i sell it back after 2 weeks
old gen lenses makes everything bluury even on 3090 300% upscaling
u cannot aim thru sights in any game
u cannot play blade and sorcery bcs of 38fps hands tracking
everithing is laggy and blinking 0 smoothness
even microsoft flight simulator you feel like old man without properly working eyes trying to read anything on buttons
loud stone
yo uh any tips to get good?
silver sable
When is game getting released?
rough matrix
on steam you have info
soft osprey
When is game getting released?
Early access this October-December
silver sable
Early access this October-December
Ok thx
torpid umbra
finally made it to ultimate challenge
torpid umbra
Early access this October-December
when it drops will it cost money?
soft osprey
when it drops will it cost money?
Yes
torpid umbra
how much?
soft osprey
how much?
#announcements take the survey
torpid umbra
aight
modest whale
venus is ass bro i cant believe anyone wants to live here <:Ivanjak:129048707548...
bro sent a picture of dallas texas and thought we wouldn't notice 💀
versed tiger
Idea suggestions for the devs:
What if you can fight a bear.
And when they add multiplayer, they can have a game mode where 100 players fight a bear together as Willies with no weapons.
summer brook
gorilla
fervent oasis
bro please I dont want to loose my character after I die in abyss😭
tight isle
with special ubisoft battle pass edition
tight isle
willie is actually a new character in for honor
vapid hull
bro please I dont want to loose my character after I die in abyss😭
This can be counteracted by living
torpid umbra
back in my day games cost 3.99
fast kindle
Idea suggestions for the devs:
What if you can fight a bear.
Bear's already in game bro
vapid hull
back in my day games cost 3.99
1907 gamers </3
fast kindle
$80 normal edition, $160 special edition
This is real
vapid hull
This is real
Thats not even counting the dlc that you need to play the game
fast kindle
1907 gamers </3
In 1803
We sailed out to sea
Out of the sweet home of Derry
torpid umbra
1907 gamers </3
nah not even cex (yes real store) used to sell major franchises for less than a fiver
i remember asking my mam to get me gta 4
lmao guys at the counter never cared but it felt like i was breaking international law
fast kindle
i remember asking my mam to get me gta 4
GTA 4 ? When was that released? In the fourth century?
Hah
fast kindle
You are ash
fast kindle
From ash you came, to ash you return
fast kindle
im still burning
Might wanna get that checked out by a doc
torpid umbra
fr my analogies are so fire i need to see the doc
fast kindle
No I mean your hemms
vapid hull
nah not even cex (yes real store) used to sell major franchises for less than a ...
Why would they call it that :(
torpid umbra
Why would they call it that :(
you should hear the ads lmfao
they unironically carried my childhood
i remember having to go to the big city and i always knew id leave with a new game
still have em all
good memories
half pollen
nah not even cex (yes real store) used to sell major franchises for less than a ...
idk if cex is in other countries but here in england for a good while cex was pretty inadvertently a pawn shop where people were selling stolen computers
eventually people would steal from cex, hop on a train to the next town over and sell it to that town's cex
torpid umbra
idk if cex is in other countries but here in england for a good while cex was pr...
i scammed cex out of 200 quid once
my uncle said it only needs to run for their test
so i sold them a ps4 that breaks after 5 mins of use lmfao
small glen
(Ngl this is my first time ever using an shield and arming sword)
torpid umbra
idk if cex is in other countries but here in england for a good while cex was pr...
also yes i know people who did it many times
in the same city
half pollen
so i sold them a ps4 that breaks after 5 mins of use lmfao
genius hahaha
torpid umbra
went in the next week and bought a wii u with that same money lmfaoo
torpid umbra
not for 200 quid it only cost like 30
dont even remember what i spent the rest of it on
half pollen
not for 200 quid it only cost like 30
okay that makes far more sense
south viper
does game plan on multiplayer at all
half pollen
does game plan on multiplayer at all
no
latent moon
i wanted to stab through his head and accidentaly made his suffering worse instead
half pollen
i love knocking enemies out with the pommel
half pollen
managed to knock a guy out with the flat of my blade once
half pollen
kinda not true
oh? did they change their minds??
silent flax
they said they have it in the back of their minds
half pollen
i thought they said they wouldnt because latency could cause a desync in physics
latent moon
poor willie
versed jay
multiplayer is possible if is worked upon hard
but small dev team
would take a while
silent flax
i think if game does good enough they will work on multiplayer
latent moon
dude imagine getting hit with spinjitsu in multiplayer
silent flax
would take a while
i can wait
jolly gorge
work on it after norm game release ._.
small glen
unpopular opinion: shield with mace is the worst thing ever
i get that the shield is there because the mace deadass cannot parry
jolly gorge
unpopular opinion: shield with mace is the worst thing ever
i agree
i drop the sheild
small glen
but holy shit
jolly gorge
xd
small glen
is it useless
versed jay
unpopular opinion: shield with mace is the worst thing ever
woah good thing is unpopular
small glen
there no power behind it
versed jay
you got two blunt weapons
silent flax
unpopular opinion: shield with mace is the worst thing ever
for me shield itself is just bad
jolly gorge
2 handed blunts always have the stronger hits
versed jay
a heavy shield allows me to tackle them then bash their heads in
silent flax
a heavy shield allows me to tackle them then bash their heads in
but chopping limbs is much more fun
versed jay
well yeah but i like bonk weapons in any game
jolly gorge
but chopping limbs is much more fun
unless u wanna torment them
silent flax
unless u wanna torment them
then i will start with breaking legs ofc
jolly gorge
fr
i mod my half sword and make them try and walk around with broken everything xd
their head is hanging by a thread yet they still jog around
silent flax
sound of breaking bones is so satisfying
silent flax
i once broke willies both hands and he was still trying to fight me
latent moon
true
silent flax
im scared to find out full game price LMFAO
its not gonna be too expensive i think
jolly gorge
yipppeee
latent moon
why not just buy it in early access?
small glen
well yeah but i like bonk weapons in any game
at least the mace requires skill
unlike the axes
i use them a lot
latent moon
mcwonderbeast confirmed to me that early access is gonna be cheaper than the full release
small glen
but holy shit
if they just graze you
you just die
they need no power at all
its just a one shot
jolly gorge
why not just buy it in early access?
bcs i use the Playtest code to play the Playtest instead of demo so i can wait till full release
silent flax
mcwonderbeast confirmed to me that early access is gonna be cheaper than the ful...
its kinda obvious almost all early acess work like that lol
versed jay
i'd instantly buy the game if there was a buy option
jolly gorge
bro how is Frank lvl 1 T^T
versed jay
why
silent flax
to just throwing my pc in a dumpster
deep breaths
small glen
in a row, have the physics fucked me
jolly gorge
LMFAO
small glen
the shaft on a polearm freaked out and hit me 5 times
jolly gorge
EXACTLY
small glen
its always the polearms bruh
jolly gorge
that happenes to me all the time and i just go along with it bcs its funny asf xd
i stab the dude and when i let go he goes into a Tornado Motion
._.
twilit escarp
the new "Giddy Up Willie" from Hasbro
silent flax
ong
jolly gorge
tho gta 6 will win afterwards
silent flax
i mean i don't think my pc can handle gta 6 when it comes
twilit escarp
latent moon
"have mercy on m-"
silent flax
i would love to smash someones face with lute
jolly gorge
real
silent flax
i just broke willie's hand with spink kick lol
he is just standing in place and screaming
small glen
brother parried me
jolly gorge
"u shall be parried SCOUNDREL"
small glen
he is just standing in place and screaming
@jolly gorge i think i am going to hell
pallid cairn
Willie Droyd
silent flax
why i can't post pictures here guys?
pallid cairn
you need to defeat baron
jolly gorge
<@456226577798135808> i think i am going to hell
we all are, everyone playing this game will be going to hell
small glen
and hands tied
jolly gorge
;-;
pallid cairn
and hands tied
freaky
silent flax
nah seriously why i can't
jolly gorge
i crashed on ultimate challenge 5 god forsaken times
jolly gorge
LMFAO
silent flax
that's what I thought thanks
jolly gorge
bro i cut this guys leg off and now the legs jumping towards me. What do i do
silent flax
eat it
jolly gorge
alr then
small glen
i call this a homicide, rhymes with willie
jolly gorge
i call this a Genocide, rhymes with willie
silent flax
i call this suic... i don''t think that good idea to say that word
jolly gorge
0_o
silent flax
breaking bones is fun but what i thinks this game needs is being able to deform someone face
i smash willie face with hammer and he only has bloody head
i want to fracture his skull
rough matrix
Damn this survey
silent flax
i just hit willie with spikey stick and twisted his neck
jolly gorge
one time i wrapped my arms around willies neck and twisted and his neck snapped, never knew we could do that
it was brutal
i just twisted and he fell over
jagged stirrup
just figured out if you get a fatal error you can just ignore it
just click back on the game pretend it's not there
restive barn
wasteland staff from my weapon pack
sleek gull
wasteland staff from my weapon pack
I like the table display. Nice touch
restive barn
I like the table display. Nice touch
table!!
props are very cool
"no one shall know"
frail valley
how to get the king faster
short lodge
I already have 80 hours into this demo, this game is so addictive man. If this going to be multiplayer then I will have no life anymore 
short lodge
Haha broo nice
restive barn
Haha broo nice <:noobkekw:1311531672042475542>
im pretty sure someone has 1k hours
short lodge
Im sure there is lol
jolly gorge
oh hecker's here
jolly gorge
ingame name on pc
wicked lynx
what's that pfp btw
tall dagger
what's that pfp btw
It’s obviously Eminem doing a rap battle with a brick.
wicked lynx
It’s obviously Eminem doing a rap battle with a brick.
i wanted to send
tall dagger
jolly gorge
well now it is
wicked lynx
but it's not general
jolly gorge
it was a diff pfp
matches the insanity of this server xd
baboons a chair made of cheese
Hamsters pfp is just a selfie of himself
tall dagger
I can’t tell if that’s a good or bad thing 😭
wicked lynx
Hamsters pfp is just a selfie of himself
dan da dan
anyways
i like jumping Willies
jolly gorge
@wispy bobcat LENNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
wicked lynx
with no weapon
tall dagger
jolly gorge
ah hell nah
wicked lynx
<@265984348833054724> LENNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...
LMAO IS THAT HEIGHT IN THE NICKNAME
wicked lynx
I think he is trying to m0g the baron
jolly gorge
mhm
tall dagger
I heard 4’6 on a good day. Depends on how he sleeps.
jolly gorge
i would worry if u somehow knew how he slept
tall dagger
You can tell by his height. Some days he’s 4’4 or 4’5
vivid token
he isn't recovering...
-# at all
naive holly
silent flax
idk why but video is not working for me
soft osprey
chilly marten
hello how can i download the full game M
gilded breach
Full game isnt out
wise canyon
Anyone else getting a fatal error half way through the levels?
wise canyon
why i got fatal errors every freaking time
Oh sup haha
cosmic patrol
How to play the game mod where is no walls on the corners and there spawns people and etc?
muted dew
Old clip but a good one
soft osprey
Anyone else getting a fatal error half way through the levels?
Turn off blood. Might get away with turning it down. It is a separate setting from your gore selection. Read more in the most recent #updates post
frail valley
this game have a sort of cheats?
wise canyon
Aww what? Less blood?
frail valley
like godmode or smth
wise canyon
like godmode or smth
Yes, don't get hit
wraith magnet
any1 know if it will ever be multiplayer or like you can play with/against friends?
gritty garden
like godmode or smth
Halfsword enhancer on nexus mods
frail valley
its so hard
frail valley
Halfsword enhancer on nexus mods
how can i download it
gritty garden
Search halfsword enhancer on nexus mods > make an account if you dont have one > download it and follow the instructions on tge site
frail valley
thx very much
wise canyon
Honeslty this game is really making me want to get back into buhurt
gritty garden
Honeslty this game is really making me want to get back into buhurt
I hope you dont go goring your opponents in sadistic ways like in game
wise canyon
I hope you dont go goring your opponents in sadistic ways like in game
Nah Buhurt armour is too thick and we don’t stab
But we can bruise and break!
Also concussions are fun
fallow kite
ah crap
gritty garden
Haha just joking but is there like banned weapons ? Are maces ok
fallow kite
let me try to fix that
wise canyon
Haha just joking but is there like banned weapons ? Are maces ok
Maces are fine, but they’re much lighter and need to have 6 flangs so less surface area connects to the armour
No knives, no spears but halberds are okay, just don’t use the like
Pike*
gritty garden
Maces are fine, but they’re much lighter and need to have 6 flangs so less surfa...
Oh so the maces are made safer but do you still have to restrain yourself or is it safe enough to go all out
wise canyon
Most common weapons are falchions and poleaxes, but we also use arming swords, long swords, zweihanders, halberds, two handed falchions. heater shields, pavise shields, buckler shields, maces, long axes and short axes
wise canyon
Oh so the maces are made safer but do you still have to restrain yourself or is ...
You go all out in buhurt. You're not trying to injure your opponent, but if you can't get them down by grappling or throws, then you want to hurt them to the point they willingly go down
surreal quail
me too pls i want lightsabers
wise canyon
We call it pain compliance hahah
Broken bones definitely happen, concussions definitely happen, one or two people have lost an eye, but no one have been crippled or killed
fallow kite
muted dew
Who rushed to risk his life like a fool, as if its a game and not a duel?
gritty garden
Broken bones definitely happen, concussions definitely happen, one or two people...
Dont mean to be pedantic but i think the loss of 1/2 of your eyes is quite crippling lol
wise canyon
Dont mean to be pedantic but i think the loss of 1/2 of your eyes is quite cripp...
I mean you're not gonna be confined to a wheel chair for the rest of your life
I'm blind in one eye (unrelated) and I would in no way consider myself crippled
gritty garden
I mean you're not gonna be confined to a wheel chair for the rest of your life
Fair nuff ig one could make do without one eye
wise canyon
I do haha. Still drive, still catch things etc.
fallow kite
Who rushed to risk his life like a fool, as if its a game and not a duel?
you didnt even try to block lol
muted dew
you didnt even try to block lol
I tried to stab and didnt see the cut in time. and I spend a lot of time at higher tiers
wise canyon
Get this man a dentist
fallow kite
I tried to stab and didnt see the cut in time. and I spend a lot of time at high...
yea, thats why I like the lower tiers
you have to have an active defense rather than just using armor
tbf i'm a irl fencer so I tend to gravitate towards that style
wise canyon
tbf i'm a irl fencer so I tend to gravitate towards that style
Much easier IRL than it is in this game haha
muted dew
yea, thats why I like the lower tiers
Armored fencing (7-8) is very different. weakspots must still be protected tho and its a lot harder to hit your opponent
fallow kite
Much easier IRL than it is in this game haha
eh, parrying swords in this game is pretty easy
muted dew
tbf i'm a irl fencer so I tend to gravitate towards that style
Main reason armored fencing isnt as popular is that you need way more expensive gear to do it safely
wise canyon
eh, parrying swords in this game is pretty easy
I'm still getting used to how the bloody arm control works haha
fallow kite
might make a quick video of me in a commoner v commoner fight
naive holly
Hoe is insane BTW
fallow kite
it s shame my screen record butchers the aspect ratio
rocky ruin
what do you guys think the early access price should be?
wise canyon
Hoe is insane BTW
For some reason the hoe handles really awkwardly for me
wind charm
Odd
wise canyon
what do you guys think the early access price should be?
Entirely depends on the content at release
wind charm
Have you seen my mind?
fallow kite
muted dew
Fix yo damm recording resolution
rough matrix
Tbh if Half Sword hit VR i can easly give above 49.99$
craggy ore
I’ve gotten my moneys worth already just drop the game so I can pay for it
short lodge
Tbh if Half Sword hit VR i can easly give above 49.99$
You probably know about this but do you know about blade & sorcery?
gritty garden
You probably know about this but do you know about blade & sorcery?
Physics based enemy attacks, defense and movement over animations any day.
short lodge
Physics based enemy attacks, defense and movement over animations any day.
Amen brother I totally agree
rough matrix
You probably know about this but do you know about blade & sorcery?
Yeah i know it's floppy with wierd sword combat system
we have some good sword combat simulators for VR but above 99$
short lodge
Cool what is the name of the game?