halfsword-chat-⚔

[small glen]

if blade curved to a certain degree

then thats a scimitar

if sword is long

thats a longsword

[soft osprey]

curved swords...CURVED..SWORDS

[dull lily]

it wqas you

[soft osprey]

#rules dont discuss mod actions in chat

[tired prism]

LMFAOOO

😭

bro got warned for a random gif

[dull lily]

https://tenor.com/view/its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-clam-grass-jump-gif-25956447

[lunar oxide]

yes! exactly. and was a western term often used derogatively. those swords have proper names, how could you mislabel them like that.

[small glen]

I am gonna give a fade, sir Moai

[tired prism]

unknown dictator if so 🤣

[small glen]

how can you racist to wood and steel

[tired prism]

i hate those two things

combine4d

[small glen]

tf type of dumb as fuck point is this

[tired prism]

i hate those being combined bro

[lunar oxide]

How can you not know what a rapier is?

[tired prism]

bro guys its ragebait everyone knows what a rapier is

[lunar oxide]

I know, this is rather fun!

[small glen]

you are thinking of a Epee

and its funny

[dull lily]

https://tenor.com/view/simple-shrimple-shrimple-gif-its-really-that-shrimple-not-so-shrimple-now-gif-26259869

[soft osprey]

mao zedong isnt an unknown dictator. please move on from it though

[restive barn]

scimitar

[tired prism]

bro which one do i get

[restive barn]

rum te tum te tah tah ta tum

[small glen]

clearly

[restive barn]

demo

[small glen]

my favorite scimitar

[restive barn]

its not a longsword

[small glen]

its both

[lunar oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-glep-rex-smiling-friends-spitting-on-your-face-gif-13891287236161709958

[small glen]

long scimitar

[tired prism]

im doing the playtest

game

tho

[restive barn]

what why

[tired prism]

cuz its updated?

what do you mean WHY

[dull lily]

u mean the demo

[tired prism]

it only has the abyss in demo

[lunar oxide]

bro your so kidding

[tired prism]

im playing the playtest

[soft osprey]

you silly person

[restive barn]

you

[tired prism]

thats the playtest

demo playtest

ir whgateever

[dull lily]

they were combined you hooligan

[restive barn]

then download demo

[dull lily]

into the demo

[tired prism]

demo 0.5

oh

i see it right there

[lofty lily]

Holy shit cool

[small glen]

my friend scares me

[tired prism]

scares you more

[small glen]

your buggin

https://tenor.com/view/tuh-cat-goofy-cat-black-cat-gif-16130944145467250984

[lunar oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-buggin-buggin-out-tweaking-gif-6858136061645292051

[tired prism]

i said SCARES YOU MORE

[north glade]

getting used to first person, pretty fun way to play

[restive barn]

what wepaon ois that

[north glade]

custom one

[lunar oxide]

it really is though. It takes some understanding of how the swings work, but oh my god can it be so rewarding.

[soft osprey]

Automodded like a son of a bitch huh

[small glen]

yep

the server cringed at my joke

[tired prism]

bro didnt get scared

[soft osprey]

Haha it’s just cause what you said is used in scam links, so it auto times you out in case it is a bot in case nobody is around to catch it at the moment

[small glen]

💀
thats amazing

[tired prism]

is this normal its spamming the song like a jaws scene and gets laggier

brp what

i was playing

wtf

[lunar oxide]

Am i missing something, how is anything said there used in scam links?

[restive barn]

🔥

[soft osprey]

You should reread what we said

[lunar oxide]

I must have missed someything somewhere im so confused

oh well

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-mask-robin-gif-2620599489105382922

[soft osprey]

Automodded, nothing you could see

[restive barn]

hi

[steep herald]

is the gooba meme still relevant?

[restive barn]

no

[lunar oxide]

Bro... you're never going to believe this.

I'm stupid af

[soft osprey]

Lmfao

[small glen]

its that very slim dude who is also kind of shady

[soft osprey]

No Thats that candy guy

[steep herald]

and we still don't know what his name is

[soft osprey]

M&M’s or something

[small glen]

is skittles his cousin or smthing

[tired prism]

yes

[lunar oxide]

It's Vanilla Ice bro.

[restive barn]

neuxs mods give you free 1 month premium if you reach over 3k unique download

[soft osprey]

Im assuming you got that

[restive barn]

i did

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-clapping-clap-applause-amazing-gif-16078907558888063471

Good stuff brother man

[north glade]

somehow broke his arm with the flat of my blade

[restive barn]

ty

also do u have chrome334s weapon pack 2

[soft osprey]

I’ve seen a couple vids using weapon packs now.

I don’t use mods personally, but I haven’t played much halfsword lately as it is

[restive barn]

ah okay

[steep herald]

blunt damage with a sword is a cursed thing to think about

[restive barn]

it happens alot with very thin swords

[steep herald]

get the enhancer now, i'm not asking you i NEED you to get enhancer it upps your game by a lot

[tired prism]

is the great sword a tier 4?

is it actually cuz it say t4 on long sword

how do you know

aura farming

[restive barn]

t4 longsword is the baron's greatsword

[north glade]

weapon tiers are different from the playable tiers

[steep herald]

i know everything about half sword there is to know

[tired prism]

well theres t1 2 3 4 then greatsword

[steep herald]

i'm the answers guy

[tired prism]

but you also troll

so

[steep herald]

occasionally

[restive barn]

oh yeah? did you know there is a track in half sword titled "warhorns of blood"?

[split arch]

Streaming a practice session of HS now if anyone would like to join me

https://www.twitch.tv/gerry_sparrow

[steep herald]

i don't look in the files that much but yeah i know a few of the song names, i also know who makes them

[restive barn]

you can see it by datamining

the files

[tired prism]

the great sword is much better for slashing

especially 1 handing at a giant size

[restive barn]

https://tenor.com/view/block-tales-ancients-the-ancients-opp-roblox-gif-1142646721800464694

[steep herald]

or just using file explorer and going into the half sword folder

[restive barn]

you can hear it by using the program but i suck at the program

[steep herald]

on switch 2 you can play cyberpunk, it's actually insane how what only a few pcs could run in 2019, the average handheld could run today

[steep herald]

windows media player:

[restive barn]

its a .uasset file dingleballs

[steep herald]

i use basic stuff but it still works

[steep herald]

i use addons for it

[restive barn]

what addons to hear .uasset files i need them

[north glade]

i got way too much of a closeup of this guys face

[steep herald]

you can attach addons to windows media player to make it play files it normally can't search on vimm.net and after a bit of scrolling you'll find some of these addons

[steep herald]

also i have a mod idea for you to make

[restive barn]

old ass ui

[tired prism]

is there not something thats super extreme i can add as a mod

like i want zombies or sopme shit

[steep herald]

the website was made in 1997-98 what do you expect

[tired prism]

or the hall map

[restive barn]

old ass website

[tired prism]

atleast it has walls

[restive barn]

anyway whta idea

[tired prism]

someone take the old map from itch version and just replace the arena map

the hall or something bruehhg

[steep herald]

vr support, add a mod that tracks the vr controllers and moves the half sword hands to match the vr hands

[tired prism]

he doesnt code

[restive barn]

i cant do that sorry

coding is not my expertise

[steep herald]

what about a modern overhaul mod

[restive barn]

dude coding i cant

the only coding i do is scratch

[steep herald]

it's just modern weapons, you made a weapon pack before

[restive barn]

oh okay then

[steep herald]

i do scratch as well

[restive barn]

ill add some modern weapons into pack 3 ig

[tired prism]

modern addon

[restive barn]

hi again

[steep herald]

wait you like just joined how you already have level 3

[restive barn]

he ta;ls alot

[steep herald]

i think it's hilarious how frank is still level 2 in his own discord, we're a higher level than the server owner

[tired prism]

OOOOHHHAAAAAA

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-king-baby-simba-circle-of-life-disney-happy-birthday-gif-8464420

[tired prism]

bro i wanna tear them in half

they amnoy me

[restive barn]

IM LVL 10 XD

[restive barn]

half sword discord lvl 10

stat rank check

use / rank

[wispy jay]

There are no ranks on this server.

[tired prism]

wrong pic

[restive barn]

ur lvl 3

i wonder whos the highest rank

[tired prism]

kick him

[dense mantle]

wdym yet😭

windows has a built in one

nvidia comes with one

windows G

[soft osprey]

You have to go in #stat-rank-check and use /rank but with the Willie bot

[soft osprey]

Im the servers biggest loser

[tired prism]

he just swung at me with an axe

[restive barn]

LOL

[tired prism]

hes still functioning

[restive barn]

what is willies full name

[tired prism]

HELP HES ATTACKING ITS THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN

[dense mantle]

wilhelm fischer

hes a fisherman

[restive barn]

how do you know

[dense mantle]

the devs

[restive barn]

wait IS HE THE GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER OF CHESS GRANDMASTER BOBBY FISCHER??

[tired prism]

i struck his stub neck and he died

i win

[dense mantle]

also in the wiki

[restive barn]

wait is it canon that he was once a royal guard

[tired prism]

he is NOT

hes still alive

[dense mantle]

idk. i always heard he was a fisherman. hence the name fischer

[dull lily]

yes he is a fisherman wilhem fischer

[restive barn]

hes the great great great grandfather of a chess grandmaster

[tired prism]

you ever cut a helmet in half?

[dull lily]

huhu... actually the royal game of ur

[dense mantle]

the spear of despair cartwheels

[tired prism]

can you not decapitate armored foes at all

this guy with the sallet ive gone through his neck from the back like 10 tijmes

[dense mantle]

you can. you must cut from inunderneath the armor

[tired prism]

im hitting his chainmail

and pulling on it like a saw

and it goes right through his neck

but his head doesnt come off

[dense mantle]

what gore are you playing on, how armored is he, and what is your weapon

[tired prism]

likely t2 chainmail neck and your average heavy helmet for an axer

[dense mantle]

well, what weapon do you have

[tired prism]

trying to find the video i just saved

i have hl enhancer they dont die unless you chop their head in half of decapitate them a specific way

infinite consciousness and pain

that doesnt make them more durable though

i was sawing at his neck too!

they kinda become like zombies with it on but the head thing is confusing me

[tawny heath]

you are sadistic

[tired prism]

wont cut

what

its a game

[tawny heath]

sadistic isnt the right word

[tawny heath]

im being a silly guy

[tired prism]

maybe i might be

insane

you could say

but when it comes to games

its fine

obviously id never torture people like this lmao

i get huge dopamine from this game

[dense mantle]

seems to be a skill issue.

for real tho. you need to have a better weapon

[tired prism]

it really isnt

okay bet

ill use a t3

t4 greatsword*

[dense mantle]

i know fuck all about tiers and shit because i dont mod my game. but this is knight tier. and the 2 handed axe

[tired prism]

it went right through their neck and didnt cut it off

[dense mantle]

swords arent the best for cutting and getting through armor. in my experience. axes are better at decapitating.

and sometimes when you saw, you may be at a bad angle. and sawing is as effective as slashing

[tired prism]

well explain this its a t4

at some point you hear it hit the chainmail on the first guy

you hear the clang lol

[dense mantle]

seems to be a skill issue. i can easily cut their heads off

[tired prism]

try doing this and get back to me then

clearly pressing againsdt it 😭

ok axe it is

guess not since it wants to fatal

[dense mantle]

once again seems to be a skill issue. who tries to decapitate a full armored knight with a sword. and why do it by sawing. you need force behind it

[tired prism]

what

[dense mantle]

see, bardiche makes quick work of it

actually its a volgue my bad

[tired prism]

blue do you think im pulling with my full weight against its neck for fun

try sallet

[dense mantle]

seems like it

[tired prism]

and chainmail neck

[dense mantle]

refer to this

[tired prism]

i tell you im pulling against that neck like no tomorrow

it even bugged out

[dense mantle]

also that is a sallet btw,

[tired prism]

no

[dense mantle]

once again. skill issue. dont saw. slash

[dense mantle]

it clearly is.

[tired prism]

i did what you said and it just went through the neck like butter but no decap

[dense mantle]

with what weapon

[tired prism]

the sword again lol

[dense mantle]

once again. skill issue.

you need weight behind it

you need some crushing ability. theres bones in the neck, and armor

[tired prism]

there WAS

[dense mantle]

i dont believe you. not enough compared to an axe. see above. ive done it easily twice against sallet full knights

[tired prism]

bro i just axed

[dense mantle]

seems to be a skill issue once again

[tired prism]

his neck is floppy now

[dense mantle]

yep good. you broke it, now line it up with the flesh to get through

[tired prism]

it cut through and killed him took his helmet off

[dense mantle]

yep that will happen

see no longer a skill issue

[lament hill]

this might sound dumb asl but i just got the game but does anyone know if i unlock more stuff after fighting the great champion or is it just a loop

[dense mantle]

just slash, dont saw

[dense mantle]

once you beat the great challenge. which is the baron. you unlock his rank in freeplay. nothing comes after it in the gauntlent

i suppose, what do you mean by great Champ?

[tired prism]

the final challenge

to become the baron

have you not beaten it

[hollow delta]

Damn i jist realized how awesome half sword mods can be. Just saw a video with one of those goofy chinese man catchers made in ancient china. This shits awesome

[lament hill]

i just got the game so not yet

[dense mantle]

so each level in the gauntlent. has a great champion. when you beat the champ. you advance to the next rank

[tired prism]

i meant this helmet and chainmail neck blue

and ive been hacking at his neck

for like

5 minutes

still wont CUT THROUGH

with an axe

[shell bronze]

it's hard to decapitate knights tbh

[tired prism]

finally

someone isnt rage baiting

wow i pierce his armor only to get a slight WAAAAAH and then his head is fine

cool

[wispy wind]

what do they mean by vital organs? I thought anywhere you hit kills em?

[mossy pagoda]

heart, brain

[tired prism]

or just general chest area stabs

[mossy pagoda]

yea

or neck

[tired prism]

i strive for decaps

im going to lower tiers

[mossy pagoda]

i got the front half of my face cut off once

[tired prism]

i cut a helmet from top to bottom in half

recently actually

[mossy pagoda]

yea i saw

i was looking through the messages

[tired prism]

it was crazy

[mossy pagoda]

how is that even possible

[tired prism]

i dont know

really

[mossy pagoda]

how does he even have his helmet still???

[wispy wind]

oh alr, is there anyway to know what organ you hit? or is a just hit and pray

[mossy pagoda]

not really

but most stabs to the chest and head will end the fight

[tired prism]

i was just stuck in this hole for a second cuz i dashed lmfao

[mossy pagoda]

or slashes

[tired prism]

theyre still fighting 😭

[mossy pagoda]

i feel bat for the dude in the middle

bad*

bat

🦇

[steep herald]

try shoving an enemy's head into there and then you have free reign over the map

[tired prism]

i guess

[mossy pagoda]

i accidentally got into like the balconies u see above you

once

and the opponent just stared at me

[tired prism]

i just popped his helmet off and i was just pressing my blade like a saw against the helmet then it just cut it in half

believe it or not hes still standing

[mossy pagoda]

how do they have that much blood

thats like

50 fucking gallons on the ground

[tired prism]

yeah well the thing is they have infinite conscioussness and no pain so they kinda become like zombies

its fire

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/eltonjohn-gif-5359749307073358854

[tired prism]

half sword enhancer

[mossy pagoda]

ya i just reinstalled it cuz i got rid of it for space

what does custom body tonus do?

[steep herald]

it barely takes up any space, that's like dumping a bottle of water into an ocean

[mossy pagoda]

yea i know

im desperate

[steep herald]

then delete some games that you don't play anymore

[mossy pagoda]

they're literally all on an external drive

[tired prism]

run fasster

[mossy pagoda]

i've always had this problem

[tired prism]

and

something

idk

[steep herald]

i'm going back to my og user

i'm not doing the gooba meme anymore that meme is so dead

[mossy pagoda]

i've never heard of this

[vestal blade]

how do i save my options in the C menu

[shell bronze]

parry practice

[mossy pagoda]

is the damage procedurally generated or something? just wondering

[honest thorn]

not sure

[vestal blade]

i put those on and mine are still dying

😭

[honest thorn]

carving slabs off of a ham basically

[tired prism]

If you chop their heads off slice their heads in half yes but blunt force will not kill them when it comes to the head hitting thing

[vestal blade]

ohhh

[honest thorn]

i think i need to turn damage against willies down again, i keep bisecting them

[fossil pagoda]

Man, I need to have a talk with someone.

Anyone here has above 75 hours in unmodded?

[honest thorn]

i think i have around that

96 atm

[fossil pagoda]

u mind vcing rq/

?

[honest thorn]

id love to but im away from pc atm

[fossil pagoda]

ight, add me, I'll call you later, as I have to go soon anyways.

[tired prism]

Why does bro wanna vc everyone

[honest thorn]

idk maybe they wanna talk about how violent the game is

[fossil pagoda]

honestly, I hate typing.

[fossil pagoda]

nope, bugs, balance, and opinions of weapons.

[honest thorn]

ooh

plenty of people chat bout that in this channel as is lol

[chrome flame]

i have multiplayer leak

ngl

[fossil pagoda]

i hate typing tho

[north glade]

this is very pendantic but its actually a halberd, early halberds are often mistaken for voulges, voulges are attatched to the haft with a single socket rather than two loops

[honest thorn]

is that what the devs said cuz ive heard from many a person here that its a swiss voulge

somethin bout formal halberds being made later than when this game was staged

[north glade]

no halberds were created in the 15th century and look exactly like the ones in game

these are voulges

[fossil pagoda]

This weapon is insane and I love it so much

[shell bronze]

i have it at 20-30% by default

makes them actually tanky enough to play with

otherwise they kind of just fold

[lethal crag]

exquisite

[fossil pagoda]

abom, I have a question for you.

[lethal crag]

the heck you want, hog fish

[fossil pagoda]

as a content creator, with, how many subs??/

[lethal crag]

19K, about to be 18k

[fossil pagoda]

And how many hours do you have on half sword?

[lethal crag]

(yeah its going backwards lol)

[fossil pagoda]

Rip.

[honest thorn]

thats a lot of people

[lethal crag]

well the DEMO i have 50 now, but i had 150 before the merge

[fossil pagoda]

aright, good.

[honest thorn]

i wonder how much M00 has

[fossil pagoda]

Do you know what is the biggest challenge in this game?

[honest thorn]

its probably a lot

[lethal crag]

not crashing in the ult challenge

[north glade]

survive being tickled by a one handed spear

[fossil pagoda]

fact, but what is the biggest challange that doesn't involve game crashing?

[fossil pagoda]

false.

but probably second.

[lethal crag]

hm

idk you tell me

[fossil pagoda]

Height diff

[lethal crag]

height diff

so

elaborate

[uncut bramble]

large iron

[fossil pagoda]

Height is one of the biggest advantages in the game, as youv'e probably realized by now.

[honest thorn]

big challenge would be uh, beating the gauntlet without killing people

[fossil pagoda]

It makes it higher to hit the head.

[honest thorn]

i think one of the mods has that challenge open

... or is it without drawing blood

[lethal crag]

halfsword pacifist run 😭🙏

[honest thorn]

yeah i think its without making the willy bleed

so only knockouts

[fossil pagoda]

technically impossable

hold on, brb

[lethal crag]

thats very possible

[honest thorn]

possible but good fuckin luck

[lethal crag]

just use blunt force lightly enough to daze them

and get them fallen

then just make them surrender on the ground

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-mask-robin-gif-2620599489105382922

[lethal crag]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-its-always-sunny-applaud-happy-cry-clapping-gif-18958303

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-bomb-explosion-iron-man-tony-stark-gif-1208413277397259789

[lethal crag]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-wow-omg-gif-17428264941961796075

wellllcome back

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/keyaan-john-wick-keanu-reeves-gif-2384046765437701795

now let's start an argument about something stupid

[lethal crag]

maybe in #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[steep herald]

or we could argue over whether willie would win in a fight against peter griffin

[fossil pagoda]

The ultimate challenge kills everybody that is surrendered

[lethal crag]

peter would win

he just has plot armor like that ngl

[honest thorn]

a better one: john wick or darth vader

[steep herald]

willie has a big motherfuggin sword

[lethal crag]

peter is peter.

have you seen the chicken fights

[fossil pagoda]

Anyways so, height difference, makes it harder for the opponent to hit the head, it also makes overheads be harder to hit, and horizontal attacked become less vital.

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/offtopic-southpark-discord-gif-24526034

[steep herald]

have you seen how well willie can rko?

[lethal crag]

peter owns a gun

that’s immediately his advantage

right

then add on the SHEER PLOT ARMOR

HE IS

THE MAIN CHARACTER

LITERALLY

[steep herald]

he's never used it in the chicken fights

[steep herald]

willie is too

[lethal crag]

thats besides the point

[steep herald]

willie owns a cult of followers called the half-cord community

which also have guns

[lethal crag]

willie. is a fungus.

[lethal crag]

they can’t help him in this universe

[steep herald]

why not? peter's gun can help him, why can't willie's army help him?

[regal iron]

No, you gotta burn it

[steep herald]

burn what?

dead chat

[stoic sedge]

broke everyones face headbutting

primary color willie

[flat geyser]

how can i disable blodd

[lethal crag]

ESC > Settings > Game > Gore

[flat geyser]

dank u

[lethal crag]

lol

[lethal crag]

no problemo

[flat geyser]

also i was aware of arms breaking

i just broke a guys leg with a kick

that is amazing

[pallid finch]

[fossil pagoda]

hi, should we continue the conversation?

[sacred mason]

whats a good abyss score?

[vague niche]

we need multiplayer i need to slay some real people 😄

gm from greece 😄

[last harbor]

Alright, so checking the update only now

So how do i rank up?

[restive barn]

by beating the great foe

[last harbor]

nvm

So you have to do abyss every time you die?

[restive barn]

yes

[last harbor]

What Faster Dodging even means?

[restive barn]

i guess more acceleration

[last harbor]

oh no

my first opponent in militia ra=nk

[shut glacier]

hi guys i have a question, can some one teach me how to play this trash game, i actually spend more that 15 hours and can go higher than militia. I mean im stuck in bos after the farmer

[dusty gyro]

Simple man, find every weakness of each boss, in the big sword guy, you don't need to block or parry him. Just run to him and slash him since he don't wear any armor.

[last harbor]

damn, limbs are cut off way too easily

i slightly touched his leg with one handed axe

and it came off

[last harbor]

skissue

[dusty gyro]

That's axe's personality😂

[last harbor]

well same happened with sword

[shut glacier]

i know its simple but im unlucky

[restive barn]

guys what weapon should i mod into half sword

[shut glacier]

one of 50 attemps is lucky

[last harbor]

this is how i defeated militia boss lmao

[dusty gyro]

Or maybe you can go to halfsword stance and block his attack as you charge

[last harbor]

Once you start using phrases like "lucky" and "unlucky", you already lost

[dusty gyro]

Lances bro, lances

[last harbor]

gotta love thrusts

[shut glacier]

i mean, im not shaking my weapon like a jerk, i have good settings and know how to use it clearly

[last harbor]

Guns

Crossbows

bows

[shell bronze]

plancon easy

[restive barn]

not possible for ranged weapons

[last harbor]

It seems to have been heavily nerfed

[shut glacier]

i went right now in to this boss, he lost hand and i got just touched by his weapond, and gues who won

[shell bronze]

i take my commoner longsword build to militia all the time for this reason

[last harbor]

is there no way to stop holding cut off hand?

Also same thing happened ot me as i did to others

His axe slightly touched my hand

no inertia behind it at all

and it came clean off

also this screenshot screams "yep, it's me. Now you probably wondering, how i got into this situation?"

Still won without hands

ez

oh damn, there is slow time now

If you give up, do you still go to abyss?

[shut glacier]

some times, its anoying

[last harbor]

Probably you bleed out before managing to give up

[shut glacier]

i just guys wen to militia, died and in abbys i found mace and got instantly killed

[summer pollen]

y'all think formation fighting will be in half sword?

[floral mauve]

why iws free mode broken for me, no characters and i spawn in butt naked

[last harbor]

"Do i look like a winner?"

First boss so stupid though

since you don't have real weapon

[oblique axle]

Go straight for the large candlesticks, those are pretty op

[last harbor]

now thanks to arrow time i can do head kicks without spending too much time practicing it

[restive barn]

who won me or him because apparently i lost

[last harbor]

hell yeah

[steep herald]

depends, which one are you?

[steep herald]

i didn't need arrow time i just needed to be sprinting

[last harbor]

best weapon for spoilance

[steep herald]

fuck mike tyson, we're going metal tyson

[restive barn]

the one who sliced the pitchfork's head off

[steep herald]

how was that a loss? you literally decapitated the dude

[last harbor]

Ok, beggar boss is really stupid

I got really lucky first time

[restive barn]

no clue

[coarse remnant]

it still works against armor?

ive only done it against first and second boss

[sonic mural]

how do the devs makw the combat system worse than it already was

[coarse remnant]

wdym

what issues are u having

[steep herald]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟

[coarse remnant]

what game is this

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/offtopic-southpark-discord-gif-24526034

[coarse remnant]

i think i saw someone play this before

[sonic mural]

when i square up my dumbass dude doesnt wanna swings his hands \

and thats rising storm 2

[steep herald]

rs2

[coarse remnant]

? i think thats an issue with ur mouse

[sonic mural]

nope

[coarse remnant]

real shit 2

[coarse remnant]

what buttons are u holding

[steep herald]

fr

[sonic mural]

the mouse buttons?

[last harbor]

Someone is dumbass, but it ain't the Willy

[coarse remnant]

ive genuinely never seen anyone have an issue with swinging the hands

[steep herald]

hold both right click and left click to swing

[sonic mural]

thats what im doing

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-fight-air-punches-gif-11019923

[coarse remnant]

can u send a clip or smth

[steep herald]

he has to put it in #game-footage-🎮🎥

[coarse remnant]

u just have to hold down both buttons and move ur mouse left and right

[coarse remnant]

u care too much about channels bro 😭

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-ur-banned-you-are-banned-tall-clockman-future-large-clockman-skibidi-toilet-multiverse-gif-7659730611130187576

oh right

[coarse remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187896430170484747/1363653095954972833/speechmemified_togif-22.gif

brochacho 😭

[steep herald]

"oh right" is that bad?

[coarse remnant]

man the short axe is so good

on the peasant tier

this thing

[steep herald]

try scorched earth

look it up

it's free

[coarse remnant]

i havent seen anyone get banned on this server yet

just people mini-modding

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/uhm-i-didnt-do-it-why-are-you-looking-at-me-i-dont-know-gif-16492057

[coarse remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187896430170484747/1378386840675160154/togif.gif

[steep herald]

nuh uh

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-no-simpons-homer-gif-1640544700520237116

[coarse remnant]

im only finding an ark dlc

is this the one they used AI for

idk if they even used AI for the dlc i remember there was like a controversy

because their trailer was fully AI

no actual gameplay

[steep herald]

like the paradise trailer

check dms

i already sent the name and platform

[coarse remnant]

im only finding a 1991 game

https://www.myabandonware.com/game/scorched-earth-192

oh

[steep herald]

nah actually try it it's super realistic

you can dig trenches and people are always online

https://tenor.com/view/dollar-pound-american-british-funny-gif-20138470

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-mad-fish-sponge-bob-angry-gif-12369198217513035864

wait is it CAD or USD

dammit

[coarse remnant]

this boss is way too resilient i sliced his neck and smacked his body alot

the neck slice shoulda killed him

tip: keep shift held down at all times

parry his first hit

move forward go for a hit

and dash back since ur already holding shift

repeat till he dies

i mean if u replay

im replaying rn

[steep herald]

if you get the blade close to the neck then just run forward and go for the decap, don't settle for a neck slice

[coarse remnant]

u can just delete the save file

[coarse remnant]

i play on medium gore

thats just gonna go down to luck

a small hit isnt gonna insta slice it

[steep herald]

use max gore then

[coarse remnant]

its so ass

[steep herald]

how?

[coarse remnant]

a small hit decapitates u or the enemies

[coarse remnant]

a small gash goes from some damage to instant death

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[coarse remnant]

medium feels like u actually have to get a good hit

[steep herald]

turn damage down then, easy solution

[coarse remnant]

it genuinely makes it too easy against the npcs too 😭

[coarse remnant]

no

[steep herald]

i found a solution and you won't use it.

[coarse remnant]

plus it also lags the game like crazy

[steep herald]

then turn graphics settings down and if it's really that bad turn blood down a bit

[coarse remnant]

i like it being more skill based to actually get them

on medium their limbs still go off if u get a good slice

its just harder

with gore up it feels like im cutting butter thats been in the microwave for a few seconds

[steep herald]

yeah, if you turn damage down it makes it harder to kill em

[coarse remnant]

does it even?

lemme test

[steep herald]

yeah

[coarse remnant]

im like pretty sure its the same thing no matter the damage right

pitchfork

[steep herald]

turn enemy damage down all the way and see

[coarse remnant]

i fully hit a neck slice on the guy and it didnt cut so i guess it does

[steep herald]

just move a bit to the left or right

[steep herald]

so use that combined with full gore, much more realistic fights

[coarse remnant]

oh wait

they still do split in half

way more

i hit this guy with a body slice even with the damage on the lowest

he just kinda slid off

[steep herald]

it makes the fights more fun

[coarse remnant]

twice in a row

3 in a row

yea ok not for me

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-i'd-win-satoru-gojo-gojo-satoru-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-4702436161337449513

[coarse remnant]

i dont get why not just use medium then

u can still split them in half just needs a really clean slice

with this it still feels weird

[steep herald]

how about just turn it like 25% up from medium

it's half and half then

[coarse remnant]

i kinda like the fights lasting and it justb eing more like

the limbs go off

not the whole body just sliding off

[steep herald]

just turn the gore up like 15% from what you consider medium

[coarse remnant]

the default one

[coarse remnant]

i used to do that but i got annoyed doing it everytime

can still split them on this tho so im fine with it

[steep herald]

we have a new person in the server bro how has nobody welcomed this person

[fierce acorn]

kinda looks liek stalker gamma to me

[coarse remnant]

yea i did a bunch of random stuff to make the fps better 😭

[steep herald]

dude got gojo'd

[coarse remnant]

might turn it back on

[fierce acorn]

looks great still

[coarse remnant]

the game feels way too bright on low

but this is way too dark

but i'd rather too dark

[steep herald]

yo can we all agree that the new dude needs to be welcomed

[fierce acorn]

fair

[coarse remnant]

cutting off the limbs on medium also feels more rewarding

for hitting a good slice

u can kinda just flail ur sword around on high and it'll eventually slice something off

[fierce acorn]

graphics look perfect to me either way honestly

already my favourite game, just downloaded it yesterday, great everything and perfect first person too

[coarse remnant]

ngl the biggest issue is how i had to manually go into the files and make my own file to get the screen resolution percentage thingie 100%

to remove the blurryness

[steep herald]

we need to welcome this dude please welcome the new dude frank

[fierce acorn]

you mean when its very pixelly?

[coarse remnant]

go onto low u can count the pixels lol

yea

[fierce acorn]

i can yeah, lol

[warm void]

Hit the heavenly strike from Ghost of Tsushima on this Willie.

[fierce acorn]

i had to watch that two times holy shit what

[tired prism]

literal zombiew

[fierce acorn]

brutal

[tired prism]

zombie dead....

somehow..

definitely zombies

[fierce acorn]

this game is basically bulwark but way more advanced and better

[tired prism]

for his shield arm to be backwards

[warm void]

https://tenor.com/view/samurai-gif-18058450

[tired prism]

only way to kill them is to cut off their head or cut their head in half since i have consciouss infinite and no pain

makes for a cool gamemode

imo

[jagged stream]

why are spears unusuable

they always fly up when i go to stab mode

and take 3 seconds until i can use them

[tired prism]

because they weigh too much

try holding right click then double clicking right while holding down right click, itll stab it forward or you can use ALT for a controlled stab

[jagged stream]

thats why they start elevating?

[tired prism]

what are they just like

wobbly

or do they make you float or some shit

[jagged stream]

when i hold alt to go to stab mode

the tip goes up

[warm void]

infinite conciousness is just fun

you actually have to strike their heads

[jagged stream]

and i hold it with 1 hand until he finally grabs it

[tired prism]

yeah dont be rediculous with how you swing that lunge thing

he'll lose grip

[jagged stream]

i just pressed alt

[tired prism]

oh

bro

show a video

[jagged stream]

i dont know how to record

[tired prism]

what

[jagged stream]

i dont know how to record my screen bro

[tired prism]

hold alt and then tell me what it does

[jagged stream]

its also not evertime

[jagged stream]

alt is for stabbinmg

[warm void]

Heavenly strike

[jagged stream]

when i have a polearm and hold alt his front hand slides back and that makes it do random movement

[tired prism]

what are you doing wrong here

[jagged stream]

until he grabs it correctly

[tired prism]

so the left hand grip isnt on the handle

is what you're saying

[jagged stream]

not exactly, his left hand goes back on the handle

until he reaches the right hand

[fierce acorn]

woah howd u go overhand

[jagged stream]

that somehow makes it go behind my back if im running around too

[tired prism]

like this?

[jagged stream]

yers

yes

[tired prism]

you hold right click and move your mouse to the right top

[tired prism]

its the weight of the weapon

some of them arent practical for that stuff

i recommend holding alt for it

since you have a better grip

[fierce acorn]

thanks boss

[tired prism]

and like normal you double click to joust

[jagged stream]

yes i do but that mostly happens when i run around and then hold alt

[fierce acorn]

i d idnt know that!!!!!!

thanks

i got so much to learn still damn

[jagged stream]

and that happens until he goes into position

[tired prism]

well i recently discovered it

[tired prism]

it weighs a lot

if you're using a polearm

the head of it is steel

i dont recommend lunge

with it

or whatever its called

[jagged stream]

yes i didnt even know lunge is a thing

i only knew alt to stab

[tired prism]

click two times and hold on the second one

[jagged stream]

and i know its heave but why would he even slide his hand back

[tired prism]

you click and drag to just swing your weapon

[warm void]

This is my most cursed HalfSword video

[tired prism]

its for distance

[warm void]

"The fights not over, I'm still on my legs"

[tired prism]

the hand on the base of the handle is supposed to be for range

[jagged stream]

oh okay but his front hand needs to be further to stabilize it, right?

so why slide back in the first place

[tired prism]

less range

but its not meant for spears

well

its not practical

for swords its practical

german sword stances use this lunge attack

and proves useful

[jagged stream]

ohh i didnt know that

i only knew zweihänder tbh

but thank you

[restive barn]

i got blade and sorcery

[jagged stream]

amazing

get some mods to make it even better

[tired prism]

the ledge is better than the arena down there

[coarse remnant]

ok jin sakai chill

[warm void]

W

I wish I have a VR to play games like that.

I think bro tweaked out.

[steady magnet]

I love that game man

I just hate that I’m too good for the game now and NPCs are just weak asf

[gaunt nimbus]

he's so dangerous looking

[warm void]

Impaled, and unable to die.

chat, should I continue with this impaling??

I'm gonna slice off his hands so he cant try to pull out any

I feel like a medieval king ngl

The pressure was so much for him that he sliced himself in half and stomped his head so he can die.

[stiff belfry]

yo can you hold this rq?

[warm void]

"Anakin! I have the high ground" "Don't underestimate me!"
jumps and gets limbs sliced and then killed.

[steep herald]

lebron is my goat bro

[warm void]

I knew it! I was a Lebron

also, who tf would get Pdiddy

[coarse remnant]

april

[steep herald]

same bro

[steep herald]

damn bro that sucks

[light jay]

december...

[warm void]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-pee-cat-pee-funny-lmfao-gif-14727908981812019274

[coarse remnant]

wym

its fire

[warm void]

what? You dont like goth girls?

[light jay]

no i think that sounds about right

[gaunt nimbus]

who even like girls

[warm void]

Apparently not Dave the magical cheese wizard

[gaunt nimbus]

having a lot of fun with this bug

[warm void]

Knock them over and put your weapon on their neck.

Use a long ranged weapon

I was talking about the long spiky thing.

That's all.

Get armor as fast as you can

If you can, get big shields and strap them on your back.

[vestal sandal]

June, didnt watch the anime (onepiece ig?) Would i me fucked or would he be a good gay babyboy

[real whale]

Bro

I just played free Mode

when i spawned i was naked

😭🥀

[warm void]

It's only the really big shields.

[real whale]

I like how the game randomly flashes you

[warm void]

Flashes you?

[real whale]

I spawned Naked

with legit nothing on

😭

[bleak comet]

look at the photography

[warm void]

It happens when you close the round when your dying as well.

Close the round means holding G

[real whale]

ohh

scared me

[warm void]

I wish I can flash Willie's with my own hands.

[hard stream]

where i can send a bug?

[warm void]

[warm void]

#1047240101152960525

[hard stream]

Someone know bug, when you have armour, and your opponent doesn't have?

I'm get this bug

[uneven crystal]

Guys

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kq7ZfL5rkHZw5LNSe?invite=cr-MSxvblEsMjkwOTE3MTIx

[bleak comet]

thats crazy

[hollow timber]

do we know if the devs ever fixed the fatal crash error on ult challenge?

[solemn holly]

they have not

[hollow timber]

damn

[jolly gorge]

can i kill the baron by roundhouse kicking him repeatedly

[hollow timber]

that lowkey sucks tbh

[solemn holly]

the bug is caused by a third party plugin that handles the blood/gore

so they're basically redoing gore again for early access

[hollow timber]

yeah, im pretty sure its specifically the blood, as i can get through with gore on

just no blood

[sweet imp]

The bay harbor butcher

[jolly gorge]

who is the guy we play as called again

[sweet imp]

Willie

[jolly gorge]

Why is Willie forced to battle

[warm void]

Willie is not Dexter.

[warm void]

Baron picked him up.

[jolly gorge]

How light was he

[steep herald]

he's pretty much a toothpick compared to baron

[jolly gorge]

When Willie kills the Baron

Does he become the new Baron

Continuing the cycle anew

New willies will come and go

Eventually another Willie will overthrow him

Willie Existentialism

[torpid mortar]

the sword in his ass made him start breakdancing

[warm void]

its a cycle

all willies come from the same purgatory

[restive barn]

a

[barren mantle]

threw a sword and hit myself in the head

[steep herald]

i'm turning ts into an ai meme

[wind charm]

POV: multiplayer.

[steep herald]

ts actually looks fun

i want multiplayer now

[verbal parcel]

when is new maps?

[steep herald]

there won't be any for until half sword releases but i can provide you a version of the game with different maps

[verbal parcel]

oh ok

[verbal parcel]

yeah tell me please

[steep herald]

https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword

[verbal parcel]

tyyy

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/no-problemo-bart-simpson-gif-24774874

[verbal parcel]

how do i use this mod

[stiff viper]

when full sword coming out?

[steep herald]

click the GIF icon then search what gifs you want to put in chat

[steep herald]

about a year and a half, it's still really early in development

[verbal parcel]

i mean the halfsword mod ik how to do mod

[steep herald]

search nexusmods and you'll find all the mods there

[verbal parcel]

okay tyy

[stiff viper]

Fun fact, a bunch of those are me I keep making this joke

[dapper trail]

when is quarter sword coming out

[soft osprey]

Keep going

[steep herald]

this is an ai meme i just generated, why the fck is the audio so realistic? this all is completely ai generated btw there is no real audio https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1043854764095582260/1381623727632023654/video.mp4?ex=684830dd&is=6846df5d&hm=2db9d9c637d413c203053399d86f4c3ac36ac93a5d0c39a8589b81552ff73808&

mr yeast

[soft osprey]

I’ve been seeing absolutely wild ai videos of Jesus and Moses doing their thing, ai is getting scary lmao

[dapper trail]

when is eighth sword coming out

[steep herald]

at first i actually thought this was real audio, ai is evolving way too fast, now we have full on audio on these videos

[soft osprey]

I can’t wait to watch 3 hour ai movies

[steep herald]

that's gonna be next month, someone's generating a whole movie from ai

this is gonna have a plot

https://tenor.com/view/patrickstar-eating-noodles-ai-gif-11510292920698937673

this was less than 6 months ago that ai looked like this

[soft osprey]

They can do anything! When advanced enough. Realistically, if it gets to a point where it can make coherent/creative things, you could totally generate personal movies at home with any plot you want. That would be sick. Though I doubt they’d let people do that stuff for free lol

[steep herald]

on a website called copilot you can generate ai pictures for completely free

@boreal path i don't think we need an explanation for why this is bad, put it through google translate and see how bad it is

i know what that means you're not in the clear saying slurs just cause they're in russian

you're actually cooked

[molten galleon]

I ran it thru Google translate and it refused to tell me 🥀

Kept trying to translate in hindi

[soft osprey]

It’s the f slur

[soft osprey]

Thanks, not sure how I missed it

[molten galleon]

Oh

💔

[last harbor]

least violent Willie interaction

[steep herald]

it's russian

[steep herald]

no problem

[soft osprey]

Now onto baron

[steep herald]

say it like byu not buh and hurt is exactly as you expect it

[soft osprey]

You’ll get a lot of different answers if you look it up lol just say it how you want atp

Im pretty sure I read somewhere it’s French though

Or old German..

Idk.

[last harbor]

axes need a nerf

[soft osprey]

Well, the location setting is the HRE, I wanna say Bavaria area..i think..but it’s Germany more or less

No not as Germany itself, I mean more so the region of Germanic people

[ebon vortex]

is there any other mode than abyss now?

oh huh

how do i enable that lol

I just did, i have the red 'Abyss' button under my character in menu

when i click it i just get the abyss!

[last harbor]

Well no shit

How do you spot Abyss button first

and don't see giant "Play"button to the left lol

epic embed fail x2

[ebon vortex]

[timber salmon]

Double-wammy

[steep herald]

i'm using the wrong kind of file

[ebon vortex]

ok i'm pretty regarted

ty

[last harbor]

On the right you change betwene free mode and progression mode

[tight isle]

wouldve been nice if willie didnt do the secret forbidden tibetan tech of holding it behind ur fuckin back but it works out

i dont remember if u gotta be level 2 or 3

legs are pretty unprotected in this game

[molten galleon]

2

[tight isle]

you should learn my secret Himalayan helmet splitting technique

[sweet imp]

You should get my secret armor piercing knife gng

(Ion have vid sadly)