halfsword-chat-⚔

[umbral mica]

ok

do you think this is a good shot?

[knotty granite]

activate windows

[umbral mica]

no

[onyx forum]

the scene looks great but i would say lower the saturation a lil (just my preference)

[umbral mica]

this is default saturation

[onyx forum]

now this is perfect

[umbral mica]

i agree it does look better

[umbral mica]

should i take out the heat waves or naw i think they look good

[naive holly]

@whole dust did you get anywhere in the ult challenge? Hope it got more barable for ya

[onyx forum]

your choice

[naive holly]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-stop-hes-already-dead-gif-15192144

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxP-JsC6_63i6KqJhMki4X4sI9cVDbPOQ9?si=A5MZxKCEAA5O9WFW

[mental kelp]

schielhau pose

[mint wadi]

Jesus fucking christ. The Ultimate Nut Shot.

He fucking caught air

By being kicked in the crotch.

[whole dust]

you slaughtered a man and his children

man crap like this actually gets me hyped for the full game

if the abyss got swapped out for a roman collosseum or something like that it'd be sick

[mint wadi]

Fun fact. I won from that. He held his crotch in the fetal position and gave up lol

[whole dust]

yeah we need more vital points like that

win by nut shot

[gusty coral]

hello half fans

[whole dust]

i hope that becomes like a full mechanic and we can roundhouse it too

[whole dust]

greetings

[gusty coral]

i have nothing more to say other than I was playing half sword until 3am

[whole dust]

me too

[mental kelp]

so fuckin clean wit it

[whole dust]

i kinda like had a realization and i stopped being mad at the game so im actually enjoying it now

i just quit baron and went to free mode

i feel clarity

[gusty coral]

I'm not yet skilled enough to get past level 3

free mode is sick

[mint wadi]

Holy fucking FATALITY

[pallid finch]

damn you shit on him lmfao

[whole dust]

bro added finishers to the game

[whole dust]

just practice your parrys with long swords and axes and it'll gradually be more satisfying

i hope the full release gets really good sound effects for parries and such it'd make them infinitely more worth it

https://www.nexusmods.com/bladeandsorcery/mods/5936 like this mod for blade and sorcery

[velvet moss]

I literally just beat the baron first time i got to him

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-mask-robin-gif-2620599489105382922

[whole dust]

yeah i was kind of beating him until he stabbed my foot

i hit him like 20 times in the face with a polearm

im like never playing gauntlet again lmao

[uncut plover]

how the hell do you block with longsword bruh

[naive holly]

This one goes out to all the spear whiners out there

[mental kelp]

almost got me

knee-jerk reaction

[naive holly]

Like so

[mental kelp]

the hardest ones tbf are the tier 4/5 with the big shield and the spear at the same time. doing the same dodging tactics doesn't always work 'cause less openings. it's still pretty easy but not always in a good looking way

[naive holly]

True but...

You're not wrong im just bantering lol

Plus proud clip

[tepid geyser]

joining small buhurts as a militiamen and destroying everyone is so fun

[naive holly]

Would be if I got double digit frames

[tepid geyser]

Picking up the mace from that dead guy you killed and fucking anihilating the knight is so good

[mental kelp]

yuh but a lot less cleanly however than a typical spear user death. less distancing

[vital hedge]

Can someone please tell me if the Half Sword Enhancer is legit?

Mod

[naive holly]

Yes it is. Majority of us use it. Some anti-virus software including windows defender flag it as a false positive

Its harmless

There's a whole discord server too

[vital hedge]

Thanks, I just heard something pretty bad about it

[naive holly]

You can use the manual install if you dont want to run an executable

[tepid geyser]

wtf? i just-
picked up a bonk stick near the end and i get to keep it?

[vital hedge]

Can I maybe get a tut?

[tepid geyser]

ok...

[naive holly]

I mean, just download the launcher and run it

[vital hedge]

Thanks

[mental kelp]

wish they had some darker leather shoes that would match my color scheme, though I'm sorta getting used to the sock look

for some reason they have the color values in the files but they do nothing for shoes

[naive holly]

I'll use black sabs as seen here. Not perfect, especially on a hosen/doublet. But its something.

Sock look is lowkey fire tho

[mental kelp]

I was thinking of taking sabatons and seeing if I could change the materials on them but I didn't wanna go through it atm

cause there is a leather material I could make glorified leather shoes but ones that are colorable

[cloud hamlet]

do you guys go gruesome or grotesque

[naive holly]

You can alter the materials via editing the .savs? That's dope

[naive holly]

Gruesome.

[mental kelp]

yea, though thinking about it idk if it works the same on armor, I've only done it on weapons so far

[minor oasis]

grotesque

[naive holly]

Grotesque can be a bit much with the dismemberment, plus its hard on the pc

[minor oasis]

oh wanderer, if you knew of all the horrors these eyeballs are capable of witnessing

[tepid geyser]

when will we get large buhurt

[naive holly]

Im cool with the gore lol just not losing a leg to a lovetap lol

[minor oasis]

fair, i was just being artsy in an ironic manner hahah

[naive holly]

All good lol. It came thru dw

Raw tho

[minor oasis]

indeed

[mental kelp]

checked and they only have the material change on weapons 😿

[minor oasis]

no more arm for him i guess

[pearl ferry]

a lil twofer

[tepid geyser]

taking down the knight with a headshot from a polearm feels fucking AWESOME after a long fight in a small buhurt

[pearl ferry]

i would play more buhurt if it didnt nuke my frames...

I like the fights in which you're definitely outgunned

[uncut plover]

^

my game runs are garbo

[naive holly]

Very unoptimized demo but it'll get there

Even high end machines can struggle

[vital hedge]

Do I do HS Enhancer launcher and HS Enhancer Manual Install?

[naive holly]

Thats up to you. I prefer the launcher bc it automatically updates

[uncut plover]

yeah i get it but it does make perfroming harder

[vital hedge]

Ok

[naive holly]

If youre worried about security then the manual install is "safer". But the mod is safe and verified so you dont need the safer option

Unless you just prefer that

[vital hedge]

What do I do when my files pop up?

File explorer

[crude flower]

Delete system 32

[vital hedge]

Actually?

[crude flower]

Yes.........

[vital hedge]

Will that bypass the countermeasures and let me hack the mainframe?

[vital hedge]

Jk I’ll never

[crude flower]

It'll turn you into your computer

You'll become cyborg

[naive holly]

Go to your downloads tab in the file explore and double click HSE launcher

I am once again posting this clip

Never stop. Can't stop won't stop.

[willow linden]

you just need to yap a lot

[crude flower]

True

[willow linden]

Literally 1 more message needed

[mental kelp]

same thing for me except with a squinter (schielhau)

it is just way too easy to do and looks way too cool

[vital hedge]

I trust it, he has a cool startup

What’s the insert key

What’s the insert key

For half-sword inhancer

Then don’t answer

[mental kelp]

Ins, it's to the right of backspace

typically

in it's own separate area along with home and end and del

[vital hedge]

Found it, thank you HELPFUL moderator

If you are one

[icy vine]

Ksy Just don't talk if you don't know

[vital hedge]

Fr

Gng is this tuff?

[icy vine]

🥶 so cold bro

#1 cold moments

[vital hedge]

Bros the mayor of frown town 😂

[naive holly]

Are yall good

Is this banter or beef

[icy vine]

How tall are you?

[vital hedge]

Ask Xyloz, he’s the one acting like Billy badass

[icy vine]

187 cm

[mental kelp]

did a stupid ass but fun windup and clean decap

[vital hedge]

lol 😂

[hardy hemlock]

lol

[icy vine]

Bro just don't answer a question in general with idk

[vital hedge]

Calling me fatass even though you call yourself “vertically challenged” lol 😂

[icy vine]

It's weird

[hardy hemlock]

People who say "in the big 25" are prob the biggest mongs ngl

[pearl ferry]

you are typing like a 12 year old on youtube shorts

[icy vine]

I know a very good roast for you but I can't say it in here hahah

[vital hedge]

Someone can’t get over the fact when their mom dropped them on their head, their spine compressed and their brain smushed lol 😂

[quasi gale]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-fish-spognebob-phone-gif-3064144843174203984

[vital hedge]

Is that why you’re 5’9 lol

[icy vine]

N

i

[pearl ferry]

when people say 5'11 they mean 5'7

[naive holly]

Damn yall what happenin

[pearl ferry]

🎣

[pearl ferry]

amateur baiter at work

[vital hedge]

Calling me a “fatass person” like as if you’re not bigger than I am horizontaly lol 😂

[pearl ferry]

this guy's falling for it though

[naive holly]

Where is Father Moai when you need him

[wispy bobcat]

Now now gentlemen

[naive holly]

LENNYY

Did you hear me call for Moai

[wispy bobcat]

I did, you called the wrong number

[vital hedge]

Jesus you’re fat lol 😂

[pearl ferry]

Ok both of these people are terrible GET BETTER MATERIAL

[vital hedge]

At 5’9 you must look like a bowling ball with legs lol 😂

Your bio lol 😂

[crude flower]

Interesting

[wispy bobcat]

Guys, you’re just going round in circles insulting eachother for no reason

Make up and leave it alone

[crude flower]

A bowling ball at 5'9" and 142 is crazy

[pearl ferry]

Yeah make out

[vital hedge]

I never wanted this, he’s just talking to hear himself speak lol 😂

[crude flower]

Calm down joker

[wispy bobcat]

Okay well don’t feed into it anymore than you have to

[naive holly]

Yall

Let's relax

[pearl ferry]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[wispy bobcat]

And everyone stop biting

[vital hedge]

Bet

[wispy bobcat]

Stop feeding into the feedback loop too

[vital hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-load-of-this-gif-2218387369813418815

[onyx forum]

embed failure

[crude flower]

Let's eat some grapefruit together

[vital hedge]

Yeah mb

Show me where?

[onyx forum]

[wispy bobcat]

It’s a conversation on the internet, you don’t have to make it a big deal yet you are

[vital hedge]

I can’t find anything lol 😂

[naive holly]

Sorry im late had to dig that up

[vital hedge]

I guess not lol 😂

[crude flower]

You did kinda portray the question toward xyloz

[vital hedge]

You find it then lol 😂 I’m over with this lol 😂

[naive holly]

Shoutout Lenny for not just timing everyone out. Ethical mod

You guys want sum clips

Imma do it

[crude flower]

Regardless just stop talking about it. It's nuisance-level arguments

[wispy bobcat]

I’m trying to show you guys that you are just recycling the same stuff that people have been doing since discords birth

[nimble yew]

why is my willie naked

and why is he so caked up

[crude flower]

Commoners. All of them

[naive holly]

You both won, and yet you lost my young william

[vital hedge]

Do you ever stop talking?

[wispy bobcat]

The conversation is done, stop

[crude flower]

Texting is kind of the point of discord

[onyx forum]

[pearl ferry]

Ughhh plot's getting boring kiss already

[crude flower]

It was always boring

[nimble yew]

whay keyboard you guys use......😥

[naive holly]

Idek who's fighting anymore

[vital hedge]

No thanks, I’m not a homosexual.

[naive holly]

Bacon and xyloz right

[pearl ferry]

Dierya 60% DK61

[crude flower]

Razer cynosa

[wispy bobcat]

I literally just said stop

[late phoenix]

What's going on

[wispy bobcat]

The conversation is over and now you’re just poking the bear

[late phoenix]

💀

[wispy bobcat]

Let’s not use that

[pearl ferry]

Okay you lost the lead with that one

Laaameeeee

[nimble yew]

i use razer blackwidow v4 green clicky keys..

[naive holly]

So how do you guys feel abt the update making it so we dont fall over constantly

[late phoenix]

This is crazy Romantical tension in the air

[naive holly]

Good right

[pearl ferry]

It was a skill issue before

[late phoenix]

kinda sad I can't trip willies over now

[pearl ferry]

People would just hold down shift like monkeys and then get mad when they fell over

[mental kelp]

feint into a similar movement to the schielhau from a halfway brechfenster

[naive holly]

You know i agree jaime im not like them. But now I don't have be intentional

[pearl ferry]

I like the intention of movement before

[late phoenix]

Level 3

[pearl ferry]

Now I can kinda just

[late phoenix]

2*

[naive holly]

Lvl 2 #stat-rank-check

[pearl ferry]

Let go of my keyboard and I won't be knocked over

[nimble yew]

why is everypne here such a good swordsman

i just swing my sword until i hit someone

[crude flower]

We aren't

[nimble yew]

yes

[crude flower]

u suk

[nimble yew]

you are

[wispy bobcat]

A lot of people here are enjoyers or practitioners of HEMA

[nimble yew]

im so ahh

[crude flower]

Alright well fight avoided

[wispy bobcat]

So they apply the real life martial art to the game

[nimble yew]

WHAT IS A hema

[crude flower]

It's easy to apply IRL stuff to the game

Hematoma

[nimble yew]

what is a HEMA

[wispy bobcat]

Historical European martial arts

[nimble yew]

im not familiar my fault

ohh

[crude flower]

Your fault

[naive holly]

Or you're just a mid enthusiast like me who doesn't know any of the German.

But I do love a skill ceiling

And swords

[late phoenix]

Basically people who fight like medieval soldiers

https://tenor.com/view/sword-fight-medieval-battle-reenactment-armour-gif-25557237

[wispy bobcat]

I fall in between the two of mild enjoyer but HEMA illiterate

[naive holly]

Plus the 50-500 hours

[late phoenix]

Very interesting honestly

[wispy bobcat]

Just make sure you don’t post buhurt or Sam will personally kill you himself

[nimble yew]

bro i edited one of my clips from half sword and i was acting like sum mf ahh samurai

[late phoenix]

Heard Gear can get expensive tho

[pearl ferry]

there's 2 sides of halfsword sword fighting. hema tryharding or "hmmm spinning is a good trick"

[naive holly]

Unsheathheeeee

[late phoenix]

What if I do..

https://tenor.com/view/renaissance-medieval-fight-attack-fighting-gif-11787323

[mental kelp]

nebenhut flow through to zornhau

[wispy bobcat]

Do you hear that?

[fallen star]

Can we send Medal links here? I recorded my gameplay and it's the farthest i got in Abyss

[wispy bobcat]

It’s the sound of Sam sprinting directly to your location at mach 5

[naive holly]

This guy and his German

[wispy bobcat]

Yes!

[fallen star]

alr, thank you!

[pearl ferry]

Anakin Skywalker Spin into Epic Slice

[fallen star]

https://medal.tv/pt/games/half-sword/clips/krrS5cGHAtjFJJx-8?invite=cr-MSxvY24sMjU3OTQ5Mjcx

[late phoenix]

Does his butt checks being viewable necessary

[nimble yew]

yess bro ill send it

[wispy bobcat]

You may not have embed perms yet

[nimble yew]

i sent it on medal as one of my videos

[fallen star]

Yeah, i'm still level 1

[wispy bobcat]

You need to level up

Just keep chatting and you’ll get it soon enough :)))

[nimble yew]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/juutNZ2Ih2gxBwLLg?invite=cr-MSxVcEQsMzA4OTQxNTk2

here

[naive holly]

Yes

[fallen star]

Ok, I'll continue to chat here :)

[nimble yew]

thats mine reclaimer, its tuff

[crude flower]

You better

[naive holly]

Yeah that's good shit

[wispy bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[nimble yew]

its not

i just dont got perms

[fallen star]

Sun Tzu

[wispy bobcat]

I don’t knowwwwww…. Guys what’s the verdict?

[naive holly]

I be clickin shiiiii all the time

They gonna get me

One day

[wispy bobcat]

Oh fr

[mental kelp]

sometimes it makes me sound smarter to put them in english because a lot of people know the german words however not their english translation, so to them it looks like I'm inventing new moves or some shit lmao

I switch it up often

[wispy bobcat]

Every country in the world that has ever bought data knows everything about me at this point

[naive holly]

I do best when we just describe the movement, that makes sense.

Go there long way lol

[nimble yew]

i sent my pc into repair and when i got my pc back it had upgraded ram

love for tech guys

[fallen star]

Wait, Medal gets sound from another apps too? I was hearing music when playing and it is there

[fallen star]

Lucky man

[nimble yew]

fr

[mental kelp]

probably a setting to switch to only game audio or some such

[wispy bobcat]

Do you say Eisenport or Porto di ferro though? (My most used stance)

I say the latter

[late phoenix]

How's the gambling addiction going lenny

[wispy bobcat]

I had to sell my pc

Moderating on the Samsung fridge

[late phoenix]

sell your house next

[nimble yew]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jjBUbBTuIENXTYe-o?invite=cr-MSxwSUIsMzA4OTQxNTk2

[naive holly]

I say i had to look that up

[mental kelp]

correct me if I'm wrong, I'm only going based off quick picture search, but porta di ferro is not the same as eisenport

[late phoenix]

I realized this is the wrong channel

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1016668280812998746/1372524452381982840/togif-6.gif

[naive holly]

When I googled porta di ferro I got a beach

[mental kelp]

eisenport is raised up to the middle from a pflug, it looks like porta di ferro is held low, point sort of facing to the ground

[wispy bobcat]

It means iron gate

[fallen star]

Iron Door?

[wispy bobcat]

It’s a defensive stance

But versatile

[fallen star]

Oh yeah I forgot we can use real sword techniques

[naive holly]

If I didnt have a chest plate I'd be dead but other than that kinda clean methinks

[unkempt galleon]

and i thought i did clean fights

nice

[mental kelp]

though they mean the same translated to english, they are different. porta di ferro however seems to be the inspiration for meyer (possibly earlier sources, idk, meyer mentions it being like an italian guard) to make a german guard called schrankhut (barrier guard), which is named alongside eisenport in the text. porta di ferro mezzano also looks pretty much like alber/olber (fool's guard)

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-hey-hello-hi-wave-gif-8560985764240160471

[naive holly]

Is this as cool as I think it is

[mental kelp]

I do not know the nature of what has just transpired in this clip

[fallen star]

Damn, I made a very good brave stand but my game is lagging too much and it ruined the clip

[knotty granite]

i love taking pictures of this game

[nimble yew]

im back

is there a way to remove my hat

[mental kelp]

nice bind, my sword wagging kinda ruined the clip, looks so silly

game crashed after this, it's telling me to stop

[unkempt galleon]

my brain is unable to fully understand whats fully happening...
even on my fourth watch..

doesn't help that im not used to third person.

[nimble yew]

they should add a flail to this game

[unkempt galleon]

ah i see the bind and disengage now

[fallen star]

Fatal error

[nimble yew]

is there a suggestion channel?

[fickle socket]

why are the willies so cowardly lmao

i dont rmr them surrendering this much in da playtest

[unkempt galleon]

idk

maybe you got better.
i normally have to slice off atleast 1 limb for them to give up

[fickle socket]

i mean frum wat i rmr if u had a weapon and they didnt they would still try to fight back but now they ALWAYS give up

[unkempt galleon]

oooh

[knotty granite]

yeah thats a "new" thing im pretty sure

[unkempt galleon]

yeah

[knotty granite]

i mean its fair

[unkempt galleon]

its is a new rule

[knotty granite]

if your opponent had a sword and you had your fists would you go swinging at them

^ in real life for example in this game its way too easy

[fickle socket]

yeah but it makes spoilance a little weird

[naive holly]

Discombobulate em ig

[fickle socket]

cuz half the willies just give up instantly lol

[naive holly]

Ovrdths loadout selector has a helmetless armorless preset

[nimble yew]

is this a mod thing

i gotta download?

[knotty granite]

you can smash your head into the fence posts

[nimble yew]

ill just do that then

[fallen star]

You'll die if you hit it too hard

[knotty granite]

`^

[fallen star]

I discovered it

[knotty granite]

gotta be careful

[unkempt galleon]

what was the difficuly before baron called again?

cus im continuing my halfsword training run it.
any advices?

[nimble yew]

quit the game

[unkempt galleon]

other than stabbing

or quitting

[nimble yew]

quit the game and go buy a bastard sword and practice on someone from walmart

[knotty granite]

whys this willie so good at parrying???

(i know i swung at his sword)

[unkempt galleon]

no walmarts here luckily?
but ill use fantasy replicas instead i guess

[naive holly]

T8- Knight

[river steppe]

ummm what happened

[unkempt galleon]

sorry WHAT

[naive holly]

They took you

[nimble yew]

alright well imma go exploit in roblox

[unkempt galleon]

thanks

[knotty granite]

hope you get banned !!! ❤️

[nimble yew]

reclaimer is my fav 🫰

[river steppe]

who

[nimble yew]

Eid mubarak everyone

[unkempt galleon]

a god called willie didnt agree with you

[fallen star]

wth

[river steppe]

im just kidding i know what happened

[fallen star]

A willie parried my thrown axe with his hand and didn't get hurt

[unkempt galleon]

mine just threw his shield at me and proceeded to stab both my arms

the willies are trying to get their revenge

[fallen star]

Yeah

And they are doing it

[unkempt galleon]

terrifying

hoping willie will nver escape this game

[fallen star]

I was with an axe and he was with a knife, I threw the axe at him, he parried the axe and stabed me

[unkempt galleon]

almost ended my long damned run

[fallen star]

I killed him, but still

[unkempt galleon]

ayayai

[fallen star]

Do you play on first or third person?

BRO

WHAT

[unkempt galleon]

what?

did you get slaughtered in a weird way?

[fallen star]

EXACTLY

[unkempt galleon]

hahahahhaa

[fallen star]

He cut both my legs and then my head in one cut

[unkempt galleon]

hahaha

here i go laughing and then it instantly happens to me

jinxing it

[fallen star]

LOL

[unkempt galleon]

nono

[fallen star]

I think the game is multiplayer, but just with some bots

[unkempt galleon]

currently taking a pic of a "brave stand"

[unkempt galleon]

i AM one of said bots

[fallen star]

Me too

Sometimes i get lucky tho

[unkempt galleon]

alright

probably jinxing it

but 1 away from a 80 fight run on Knight

im a first person andy btw.

alr safely stabbed willie

... i dont knof if this game hates my or loves me

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-blackout-sukuna-operator-gif-10950280534626147406

[unkempt galleon]

from round 81 to now 88 i'm fighting brave stands

[unkempt galleon]

exaaactly

im just a willie in disquise

oh wait

[steep herald]

i am your god

[unkempt galleon]

i shouldnt reveal that....

[fallen star]

Alr

Going to sleep

[steep herald]

great "disguise"

[fallen star]

Good night ToxicBenji

[unkempt galleon]

ya sleepin?

[fallen star]

It's 3am

For me

[unkempt galleon]

...

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-goodnight-good-night-sweet-gif-25550234

[fallen star]

Good night Gooba God

[unkempt galleon]

i may have pulled an allnighter killing willies

good night tho

[fallen star]

Cya

Good run

[steep herald]

i forgot i set it to gooba god

[small glen]

unpopular opinion: the chassis on high tiers that doesn't protect your back is the most useless shit on that tier

why is it even there?

[unkempt galleon]

hol up

...

idk

i thought it was always protected on high tiers

[steep herald]

it's not like you're gonna be backflipping or turning your back to the enemy deliberately, there's no need to have back armor, nobody strikes the back

[unkempt galleon]

willies do

its my saving grace in brave stands

[small glen]

Brave stands

Carnage

[unkempt galleon]

always the plantsaw willie killing 1

[steep herald]

it's an advantage if anything because willies are dumb and always make their weak spot easiest to hit

[small glen]

the same can be applied to us yk

the back is the weakest part of the willie body

and that armor

which is also on high tiers

where there is better weaponry, more dangerous weaponry

like this armor doesn't have a purpose, because it doesn't do anything on high tiers lmfao

you're better off just making me shirtless

[river steppe]

im streaming in vc

[unkempt galleon]

i

dont have vc

[steep herald]

there will never be a case where you're gonna be deliberately turning your back to the enemy unless you're speedrunning dying

[steep herald]

how tf?

[unkempt galleon]

idk

[small glen]

someone will get behind you in carnage or brave stand

[unkempt galleon]

joined today

[small glen]

that happens a ton

[unkempt galleon]

thats probably why

[river steppe]

you have to be level two or something

[small glen]

the other chest piece is just 50000x better

[unkempt galleon]

im level 0 i believe

[small glen]

oh yea

keep in mind that chest piece doesn't actually protect your waist either

its just the stomach and chest

[unkempt galleon]

i saw i was nearing 50 hours so i decided to join

[small glen]

thats all it protects, and btw you can still be hit in the waist, and shoulders by sword strikes

[steep herald]

easy solution, LEARN HOW TO BLOCK YOUR WAIST

[small glen]

try doing that in brave stand

[steep herald]

it's called a chest piece not a waist piece

[unkempt galleon]

it would be a waist to not make a joke.... but what will it be?

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-gif-6565016535492739421

[unkempt galleon]

not sorry

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-roll-rick-never-gonna-give-you-up-never-gonna-gif-22954713

not sorry

[unkempt galleon]

i actually enjoy that song

thanks

gonna listen to it now

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-thick-of-it-prime-lunchly-gif-15951016063439872000

ksi rolled

[unkempt galleon]

...

never hear it fully

probably better for me

oh hey

im level 1 now

i gotta yap more it seems

[steep herald]

wrong gif

[unkempt galleon]

lel

[small glen]

ig we will ignore the armors that protect the waist

[steep herald]

"lel"🥀 🪫

[unkempt galleon]

?

wha?

[steep herald]

it's called a chest piece, it doesn't HAVE to protect the waist it's just that some of them do protect your waist

[unkempt galleon]

tbh i really only do 1v1's and stands whenever they appear

so i cannot nor shall i contribute to or against this argument

[small glen]

well sir. when i play on the 2nd highest tier, not counting baron.

i expect to have protection

[unkempt galleon]

....

it physicaly hurts not making said joke

this one i am sorry bout

[small glen]

this is a call for going outside

[unkempt galleon]

i kinda have to

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-ares-destroy-my-enemies-and-my-life-is-yours-gif-7965707800203237625

[unkempt galleon]

in a couple hour to go to work

[small glen]

unfortunate

[unkempt galleon]

even misspelling stuff now huh

nah its a lovely 30 minute bicycle ride through nature

not gonna hear me complain

untill you do

but we wont talk bout that

[steep herald]

i just got a free gta account

[unkempt galleon]

...

?

whut?

...why do so many willies throw their shields at me

and proceeding to almost kill me

wth!

[true rain]

remember guys no eye july is coming up

[unkempt galleon]

...

im looking forward to that month...

i'll show myself out

[true rain]

no leg august is coming

[summer pollen]

this is the kinda stuff people want when they ask for willie to have emotions and reactions

[unkempt galleon]

yes

[small glen]

he puke

[unkempt galleon]

i think

[true rain]

smile for camera

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/gustavo-two-face-breaking-bad-gif-20848293

[small glen]

Mace time 🔥

[unkempt galleon]

aaaaaaaaagh

round 93

knight first person

finaly

[true rain]

remember. WILLY IS WATCHING

[unkempt galleon]

released

[steep herald]

try getting it to do the glitch where it just hangs making it essentially a nunchuck

[unkempt galleon]

time to try the same on commoner

[languid trail]

[steep herald]

use the peasant rank and practice spin kicks

[unkempt galleon]

...

i

i think i did a weird example of irl sword fighting

[small glen]

holy shit

i just did the impossible

[unkempt galleon]

big gasp

[small glen]

i parried with the mace

[unkempt galleon]

even bigger gasp

[small glen]

How? thats a very good question.

[steep herald]

now parry with your fists

[unkempt galleon]

i mean

[small glen]

thats unironically easier

than mace parrying

[steep herald]

parry with air

[small glen]

not a jedi bruh

[unkempt galleon]

if willie can parry a thrown axe with his hands we should be able to do it too right

[steep herald]

parry with a thrown axe

[unkempt galleon]

thats one way i never wanna go out

[small glen]

i am gonna crash out

[unkempt galleon]

not even a honorable way

[small glen]

my clip recorder made me fuck up

also, i think i realized something very strange about this game AI

[steep herald]

dude was getting bullied

[small glen]

question for everyone

has already been seeing a random blunt damage on heads

when you didn't even hit there head?

[unkempt galleon]

no

?

not that i see the top of the PC's head but the few times i do no

[steep herald]

use @ everyone please

[unkempt galleon]

dont do it apollo

dont let the bad voices win

[steep herald]

stop snitchin

[unkempt galleon]

corection

"bad"

[steep herald]

correction*

[unkempt galleon]

😉

[river steppe]

i did it again

[unkempt galleon]

....

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/choking-gif-18241023091515446173

[unkempt galleon]

same opinion as before

[river steppe]

this time it actually went through his head

[unkempt galleon]

no valhalla for that guy

[river steppe]

neck

[steep herald]

head*

[unkempt galleon]

arm*

[steep herald]

*leg

did you know some people have 3 legs?

[unkempt galleon]

...

no comment

[steep herald]

yes comment

[unkempt galleon]

i may have forgot to press on repeat when putting up never gonna give you up

still a fine album tho

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-thick-of-it-gif-9696360309122991759

[unkempt galleon]

names of the songs in the album kinda odd tho

good songs to kill willies tho

[small glen]

baseball

[unkempt galleon]

...

i just missed 5 times in a row with a downward slash

ho'd u do it?

[steep herald]

home run

[steep herald]

run home

[unkempt galleon]

nvm im jhust bad

[steep herald]

"jhust"🥀 🪫

[unkempt galleon]

yes

jhust

[steep herald]

that's jhust not right

[north glade]

loving the small pavise

[steep herald]

i see russian typing

[north glade]

very useful shield

[cunning aspen]

Alright what do you guys think about axe at soldier/veteran rank

[unkempt galleon]

usefull whan i lose an arm, and cant easily handle a longsword anymore

[jolly gorge]

Guys I stayed up too late before work playing the game again, and for the first time I reached the final level of the gauntlet. Didn’t beat it, but very happy!

[jolly gorge]

I mostly relied on longsword held sideways the whole gauntlet

[unkempt galleon]

congrats!!!!

[steep herald]

just spin at the speed of light, you pretty much become a deadly fidget spinner

[unkempt galleon]

hes leanding you his head

he does want it back later tho

[steep herald]

it's difficult to get ahead nowadays

[small glen]

i whopped his ass 😭

[unkempt galleon]

i needed a heads up for that joke

wasnt prepared

[steep herald]

maybe you should have seen it coming ahead of time?

[unkempt galleon]

nah

i always go ahead with swinging. looking comes later

maybe thats why im so bad...

how in the nine layers og hell do you defend stabs

i keep getting bedazzled and then killed

[distant chasm]

mf how did an npc stab me with a falchion

[unkempt galleon]

that sword (in game) still has a tip right?

[distant chasm]

No

It was this one

[unkempt galleon]

uuuuh

using enough force then i guess

lets go

i atleast put the album on repeat

[timber salmon]

I had that happend once too lol

[cunning aspen]

I am the peasant king now

[timber salmon]

Second Peasant War

[unkempt galleon]

all hail the king

untill the 1st willielution

[timber salmon]

The baron and his nobles ready to slaughter peasants:

[unkempt galleon]

untill the PC's gets in the game

[timber salmon]

Or Willie Ze Dong comes along

[unkempt galleon]

baron holds nothing to infinite revives and tenacity

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-mask-robin-gif-2620599489105382922

[unkempt galleon]

killed the baron once

i've been too scared to go back

wb

[timber salmon]

I killed the Bastard twice

[unkempt galleon]

le gasp

lvl 2!!!!

[river steppe]

no he didnt die from this

yes he died from this

[unkempt galleon]

just a light bonk

[timber salmon]

You need to understand that i am a sociopath. I stab all willies in the throat and then listen to them choking to death

[steep herald]

i killed the mfer 4 times

[cunning aspen]

Militia boss ended me with one hit even with england faction bonus. So annoying

[unkempt galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/you-spin-me-round-dead-or-alive-pete-burns-like-a-record-baby-right-round-round-round-gif-17323319

[river steppe]

after ten minutes of torture he finally died

[steep herald]

that's psychopathy not sociopathy

[timber salmon]

Happend in my fight too

[unkempt galleon]

nah i'd rather have a choir of chocking willies

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/you-spin-me-right-round-you-spin-me-you-spin-me-round-you-spin-me-baby-like-a-record-gif-11036875831397322372

[timber salmon]

Then that ig

[unkempt galleon]

still dont see vc's tho

seems i gotta yap on till i do

[steep herald]

or just illiterapathy

[timber salmon]

Bruh

[unkempt galleon]

i swear it was an accdent

[timber salmon]

Directly to The Hague

[unkempt galleon]

the hague?

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/right-yeah-right-yeah-oh-yeah-ohh-gif-14553729619893238098

[timber salmon]

Yeah that one prison where most war criminals reside

Idk whats called

[unkempt galleon]

ooooooooh

den haag

i forgot the english version of that place

[steep herald]

alcatraz

[timber salmon]

Or Guantanamo bay

[steep herald]

or discord vc's

[river steppe]

#photography📷 message

[timber salmon]

Damn.. a place worse than death

[unkempt galleon]

what you see in your nightmares

honestly

hope not

[timber salmon]

I actually dreamt of willie stabbing me today lol

[steep herald]

or just the average gt lobby

[river steppe]

you gotta take a break from the game if you're literally seeing willie in your dreams

[willow linden]

or war thunder forums

[timber salmon]

Maybe..

[steep herald]

or linux stores

[willow linden]

or the average war thunder match

[unkempt galleon]

something tells me you play war thunder

dont know what tho

[small glen]

that spikey stick just took my leg off with a bug

sad

[steep herald]

or mushypolter's discord

[steep herald]

he does i don't

[small glen]

ez

[unkempt galleon]

owned

[willow linden]

or hollow knight discord when the fucking deadpool game was announced or whatever

[unkempt galleon]

hahaha

a lot of my friends got salty

[timber salmon]

Eoic Victoria headbanh

[steep herald]

"fucken"🥀 🪫

[unkempt galleon]

while i was just casually 100% blasphemous

[steep herald]

ban him for breaking our no videos of people dying rule

[willow linden]

gn gang

[unkempt galleon]

gn

[steep herald]

imagine if someone from the 1800's heard one word of gen z slang

you hate your own sentence?

[unkempt galleon]

i do?

[steep herald]

you deleted ur message]

[steep herald]

i have access to logs i can see deleted messages

[unkempt galleon]

idk what the original message was

[timber salmon]

Some gen z slang shit

[unkempt galleon]

you hate "idk what the original message was"????

sheesh

[restive barn]

VENCORD DETECTED!!!!

[steep herald]

nuh uh when did i say that

[small glen]

i feel bad for the first willie, i pranked him too hard

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/fatality-mortal-kombat-kombat-mortal-scorpion-gif-15181418235053402886

[unkempt galleon]

clean finish on that last willie tho

[steep herald]

🤨

[small glen]

that leg break was hands down

the most DISGUSTING thing

i have ever done

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-not-i-dont-know-maybe-we-dont-know-gif-5891938834636927331

[unkempt galleon]

we still gotta see in the future

[small glen]

"Prank him willie"

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/prank-surgery-surprise-funny-rotationplasty-gif-25514690

[small glen]

i just punched this man so hard that i think i changed his name to will

[steep herald]

"punched" sure

https://tenor.com/view/tinman-thinking-tinman-gif-5044199503324770739

[small glen]

looks like we are making out 😭

[unkempt galleon]

"looks like"

[small glen]

its over

[steep herald]

who tf deleted my message

[small glen]

the mod prob

[quasi lichen]

Bro was the inpso for the Samsung galaxy z flip

[timber salmon]

Friday 17th of June, 1445. A Murder in an alleyway has taken place. The Victim, named Willie, was violently stabbed in the throat and left for dead. The Murder is still on the loose.

[gusty moss]

how have i cut my own head off

😭

[unkempt galleon]

skill?

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/timbersshivered-yikers-gif-23072365

roastgpt before gta 6

wtf is roast gpt on about

[timber salmon]

I created Two-Face is hs lol

I also made a Willie Lamp lmao

[unkempt galleon]

not gonna lie.
i was so happy when i found out what #🧠rot was

[unkempt galleon]

me ffing christ

shheeesus

he be flyin

[steep herald]

skibbidy pearington

[cunning aspen]

So how the abyss works, should i only defat previous stage boss or all previous bosses

[steep herald]

try saying skib idi without the space

[timber salmon]

how tf did I break his leg with my fist

[steep herald]

"defat"🪫 🥀

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/yoinky-sploinky-eminem-houdini-that-yoinky-sploinky-gif-5975295259755886670

[cunning aspen]

defatization well

make it fit

[timber salmon]

bros jumping on a makeshift pogostick

[steep herald]

"bros" in 2025 is crazy but you know what else is crazy?

[timber salmon]

what

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-ninja-low-taper-fade-imagine-ninja-2024-meme-fortnite-low-taper-fade-gif-7543762346278983469

LOWWWW TAAAPPEEERRRR FAADDEEEEEEEE

[timber salmon]

bros over here saying that shi

[unkempt galleon]

...

and that is?

[steep herald]

"bros" in 2025 is crazy

[timber salmon]

S k i b i d i

[steep herald]

@timber salmon skull emoji in 2025 is crazy

and you know what else is crazy?

[timber salmon]

well then what do you use?

[languid trail]

"2025" in twenty twenty five is crazy

[steep herald]

wtf is ts gng ts pmo sybau

[timber salmon]

jesus christ..

[steep herald]

ai is evolving too fast.. they're making MEMES now

[timber salmon]

did you just call me an ai lmao?

[steep herald]

OH YOU CAN'T SEE IS

i used a bot command

[timber salmon]

oh. yeah no i cant see that

[steep herald]

an ai generated a meme

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1043854764095582260/1380819294299885629/video.mp4?ex=684543ae&is=6843f22e&hm=f155cc889cec3e8840acbeb1f49738c4cb6b1a683bdb53c2f3f61c5f4cad1b93&

this is the ai meme in question

[timber salmon]

wtf is that

[steep herald]

the person in the image is a mutilated hs willie

[timber salmon]

aint that my willie? i think i have the exact pic

[steep herald]

that's him

i turned your willie into an ai meme

[timber salmon]

damn, poor willie. Having to endure ts

Anyway, London Simulator.

[steep herald]

funny thing is, it took the ai 5 minutes to generate that

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/oi-bruv-oi-bruh-oi-bro-oi-brother-british-gif-6927238731748484871

[timber salmon]

JESUS, 5 minutes for ts?

[steep herald]

it's a mid meme too

[timber salmon]

that is what i meant, i cringe when seeing my multilated willie being turned into some random ahh meme thats mid

[steep herald]

"my mutilated willie" sir this is not the place

or the time

[timber salmon]

NOOO YOU RUINED MY IllUSION

[steep herald]

dude if someone saw this whole conversation with no context we'd get banned

[timber salmon]

yep..

We'd be in the shadow realm already

[steep herald]

send an image you don't want turned into an ai meme

[timber salmon]

Congolese Willie

[steep herald]

you will love this meme bro

[timber salmon]

im waiting for my Congolese Willie meme

[steep herald]

it'll make it into something beautiful

[timber salmon]

Lets hope so

[steep herald]

i put a very good prompt into the ai

[timber salmon]

what did you put in?

[steep herald]

i'll only say one thing, it involves shrek

https://tenor.com/view/yuimetal-gif-2236335851178412850

[timber salmon]

Oh hell yeah, Congolese Willie and Shrek on an adventure

https://tenor.com/view/adin-ross-adin-ross-jew-jewish-gif-7389406742614798699

[steep herald]

nah, even better

[timber salmon]

how does it take to generate? 5 mins right?

[steep herald]

it's gotta get details so it doesn't look like slop, just look at the last one, i'm surprised the ai could form a full sentence let alone a meme

[timber salmon]

alrighty

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/patrickstar-eating-noodles-ai-gif-11510292920698937673

this is what ai did to patrick

[steep herald]

he's eating that spaghetti with his eyeballs

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/alrighty-then-jim-carrey-ace-ventura-gif-7715492

[timber salmon]

bro what tf is that abomination to god

[steep herald]

that's an ai video that only took 2 minutes, see why we need the 5 minutes now?

[timber salmon]

yeah..

[steep herald]

@ me when the video generates

[timber salmon]

is it done?

[steep herald]

idk you tell me

[small glen]

boop

[timber salmon]

Nap time ig

[steep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dale-bonk-ow-my-head-apple-falls-on-head-gif-21344763

[heady cradle]

chat

[steep herald]

level up

[heady cradle]

yap till level up

[small glen]

Teto fans are like orcs from warhammer

whenever one dies, 500 more appear

[jolly gorge]

u talkin bout the hammer one?

ah

thanks

[steep herald]

you just did send a message

[timber salmon]

Idk what i did here...

[mental kelp]

Level 2

[jolly gorge]

DAMN he flew

yeah fr

[small glen]

cease your bragging

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-shocked-shocking-gif-14682087

[lean niche]

🚫 snubt, that command is disabled in this channel.

[timber salmon]

why he here now?

[heady cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/pearto-pear-teto-gif-3272696767976487565

[timber salmon]

"you got any games your phone?"

[steep herald]

what, the fuck.. https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1043854764095582260/1380824793632342138/video.mp4?ex=684548cd&is=6843f74d&hm=71156871c762e3c7ac5ff5be0dfd19d8559bd3d627fbbdf89be721ec2892df28&

[timber salmon]

BRO WHAT IS THAT, WAS THAT MY CONGOLESE WILLIE?

[heady cradle]

just chat its only like a 20-30m process

theres a stat rank check if i remember

[steep herald]

yeah, it ruined ur congolese willie

[timber salmon]

Bro.. kill the Ai right now, He ruined my imagination of shrek forever...

no youre 0, just chit chat

[steep herald]

i asked for it to make shrek throw willie to the sun

[jolly gorge]

huyh

o lol

[steep herald]

NOT FOR SHREK TO BECOME WILLIES SON

[timber salmon]

...

[small glen]

Shrek lore

it makes sense

Willie is British

spin kicking is lame, we sword spin around here 🔥

[jolly gorge]

i believe so

[steep herald]

DUDE IS NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER

[echo furnace]

Hello o

[unkempt galleon]

c

[steep herald]

press c

[jolly gorge]

afaik, the full game will have everything it has currently plus new shit

[steep herald]

it's called c

[jolly gorge]

pressing the "c" key+high reaction time

[steep herald]

it's called camera mode dingus

[timber salmon]

Spaghetti Willie

[small glen]

should i do the kendo challenge again

[steep herald]

his arms look like the painter lightning bolts

[timber salmon]

now that youre saying that, i see it too lol

[jolly gorge]

dam

[steep herald]

talking about balls=not ok

it's a joke bro

[tawny anvil]

I fought an undead HOW!?

How did he still alive!!

yeah

BUT HOW DID HE STILL ALIVE!?

[jolly gorge]

actually kinda terrifying

[tawny anvil]

no

dawg he is bleeding

got stabbed before i cut him to 2

[steep herald]

stamina feature

[supple flint]

why does ur john pork have ears like that

[timber salmon]

dont know.

[small glen]

it reminds me of those enemies from silent hill

the little nubs

[tawny anvil]

dawg this bug is funny, dont fix it

[steep herald]

@lavish cedar ban him he said im a spammer

good luck

[lavish cedar]

Aight bet

[small glen]

the spec ops pulled up

its over

[lavish cedar]

YOU SIR ARE BANISHED

OH LMAO

[small glen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897744969769549875/1369979851766759464/1369180977708011560.webp

[steep herald]

i did not expect the dude to show up

[lavish cedar]

freak I really wanted to banish him

[tawny anvil]

WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS!!

[steep herald]

still do it

[tawny anvil]

WHO IS THE WITCH IN THIS SERVER!!

[lavish cedar]

Sweet as

[small glen]

anyways

[steep herald]

banish him

[small glen]

ima go and watch willie 10000000000000 ways to die

the Christmas Carole

[timber salmon]

"aight, imma head out."

[small glen]

me af

i like how you paused to laugh

[heady cradle]

ofc

[timber salmon]

its a mod lmao, Half Sword Enhancer

[small glen]

90

thats without tax

so 500

[heady cradle]

800

[small glen]

we are fr

[heady cradle]

60000000 dong with taxes

[small glen]

m00 still better

Mega man solo

[timber salmon]

Decorated Willie

[small glen]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-collapse-defeated-gif-14214156

reminds me of this

[jolly gorge]

ye i saw ir

[jolly gorge]

god damn

[timber salmon]

There shall be Blood.

[small glen]

Jumadaal stole my new born baby yesterday, he promised the baby he would feed them free pork. This is why you don't have kids with a pig

[timber salmon]

hes in my basement now

[heady cradle]

the one time i lowered the npc damage to nearly zero

[surreal quail]

pro gamering

[small glen]

Grindset

[tawny anvil]

Me vs undead

[tawny anvil]

dramatic lol

Undead

its fun they cant die

[unkempt galleon]

limit is high

[tawny anvil]

i set the resolution down

[unkempt galleon]

cuz the server is boosted

and that

[small glen]

I just put all my clips at low resolution anyways