halfsword-chat-⚔

[fallow sentinel]

u think he still feels all the wiggling

tastes wuite nice actually

[sweet wave]

there should be a game mode where you play as the bosses

[fallow sentinel]

im a wizard

[fast kindle]

Mods

[fast kindle]

What's with all the blood on your broom

[plucky remnant]

Gotta HAND it to this one, it was pretty funny

[fast kindle]

Get out

[fallow sentinel]

no idea probably ron been messing with his ass again

[fast kindle]

His beriod..

[crimson mirage]

its not when you only hit their head

[unkempt nebula]

Yes

[sinful star]

have they said or hinted at when the next update drops?

[fast kindle]

Tomorrow

Be ready vro

[sinful star]

I am ready cro

[fast kindle]

Hell yeah cro 🐦‍⬛ 💕

Trve

[verbal crane]

do you guys ever just

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008799806459740311/1378372990827233320/SPOILER_2025-5-31_15h26min39s_3440x1440.png?ex=683daee1&is=683c5d61&hm=c47eaf9cb6a09432ececbfb5e6dc47200d3814afd68a597c668dd5f200761de0&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1232&height=516

[lethal crag]

yes

[verbal crane]

yea

https://tenor.com/view/nod-jk-simmons-fletcher-whiplash-approve-gif-18304676

[fast kindle]

Beggar boss?

[grizzled depot]

type shi

[verbal crane]

No lol it's actually just some random homeless willie

Dude did nothing to deserve this

[fast kindle]

He deserved it by looking at you funny

[latent moon]

i can now beat willie with my bare hands without him folding like a towel every 3 seconds
except when he starts just taking it as he realises he likes getting beaten

[tender topaz]

havent played in a while. still fun
-# "Hey man, don't be so hard on yourself"

[quartz nimbus]

better boxing game than fight night

[worn heron]

ah yes.. "boxing"...
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/keGjGubtbO3E9_4Gd/spok?invite=cr-MSxSTHksMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

-# I just ended his life

[fast kindle]

Did he kiss you on the cheek

[fast kindle]

Mom type slap down

[quartz nimbus]

yeah but I gave him a bigger kiss

this is from earlier

[fast kindle]

Which ones you

[quartz nimbus]

the one whiffing

this fight may be over

[north dawn]

YEET

[quartz nimbus]

HES STILL UP

HOW

Willie Balboa

[quick lintel]

is there an release date for this game?

[fast kindle]

Tomorrow

Be ready vro

[sharp plover]

its expected to be released 2025

[sharp plover]

wtf

FR?

[north dawn]

later today

[quick lintel]

i think it was released last tuesday

🫃

[fast kindle]

Nah bro

We're just playing

Later this year

[sharp plover]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-omni-man-i-am-omning-it-i-am-conquesting-it-i-am-vincing-it-gif-278944805491848520

[fast kindle]

#faq

[tender topaz]

caption this ig lol

[north dawn]

coom

[fast kindle]

Bar

[worn heron]

the thinking man.

[fast kindle]

STOP TRUEING YOURSELF BLUEBERRY

[tender topaz]

i mean this clip does kinda fit the "at the bar" vibe

[chilly dragon]

yes! how did you miss on this?

[tender topaz]

so uh.. can i have a uh..

[fast kindle]

Waffle House

[tender topaz]

i do like first person lol

[sharp plover]

https://tenor.com/view/computer-memes-meme-funny-unexpected-gif-25843372

[quartz nimbus]

i actually cant believe this guy wont go down

[fast kindle]

Wait till you get to helmets with visors bub

[tender topaz]

lol

i mean in all these hours of playtime i always keep coming back to the first tiers

i just dont like the later tiers

idk

[fast kindle]

Who don't like a good fisting

[late phoenix]

Mfs love spreading misinformation and people somehow fall for it

[fast kindle]

Okay but I told him I was joking

[late phoenix]

I like to think that guy who fell for it told all his half sword friends that it's releasing tmrw

[late phoenix]

It was clearly a joke I don't blame u

😭

[quartz nimbus]

at this point im basically keeping him up

[fast kindle]

You know what else was a joke

[tender topaz]

awh how cute. he was patiently waiting for me to tab back into game

[late phoenix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1281891905877315638/1295722383050805379/togif-5-1.gif

[fast kindle]

How long has the fight been going

[quartz nimbus]

howd you get half sword in 2004

[quartz nimbus]

about 3 songs in the rocky soundtrack

so like 10 minutes

[north dawn]

Fist play is peak Halfsword

[tender topaz]

(idk why the ai decided to do this lol)

[tender topaz]

true

[quartz nimbus]

im kinda prolonging it now

[fast kindle]

AI in lower tiers is more passive

[tender topaz]

if you mean the quality.. i can only play on lowest 💀

photo mode i can do on medium

[quartz nimbus]

every hit to him and he stumbles a few feet

[tender topaz]

(slight lag but thats finne)

[quartz nimbus]

a strike to the head just causes more blood too

I should probably knock this worthy foe out now

[fast kindle]

End his suffering cro 🐦‍⬛💔

[quartz nimbus]

bro he got all his stamina back wtf

gave him a clean 3 piece to the head and he stayed up

i might actually surrender if he gets up again lmao

[tender topaz]

are you on lowest damage for both?

i keep knocking him down

[quartz nimbus]

NO

IM NOT

[tender topaz]

no i mean like

for both

to make fight longer ig

[tender topaz]

dang

[quartz nimbus]

Im SLIGHTLY lower than normal I dont do too many 1 hit kos

[fast kindle]

Why you lock on strength on mid gang 💔

[quartz nimbus]

its default

[fast kindle]

Max it out cro 🐦‍⬛💔

[tender topaz]

lmao this angle

[quartz nimbus]

hes back up again

holy shit man

hes the main character

[fast kindle]

Beginnings of a video

Gachi muchi

[tender topaz]

he did not want to give up

the way he slowly fell over tho 😭

0:39

[quartz nimbus]

its over

[tender topaz]

👋

lol

[north dawn]

the AI's in this game start to whine way too easily

[quartz nimbus]

I think hes dead

[north dawn]

I wish the whole "give up" mechanic straight up wasnt there

fight to the death

[quartz nimbus]

i have never killed a willie standing up in a boxing match

i prefer them giving up

[north dawn]

you kill them on the ground or throw them outta the ring

[quartz nimbus]

i dont get off on torturing AI personally

[north dawn]

the AI's giving up when they get a cut on their foot and fall over is laughable until you really wish someone would actually fight back

I think it is no secret that for alot of people half the fun IS to torture the ai and watch them try to fight on with missing limbs

[tender topaz]

yeah

(he didnt give up yet)

[north dawn]

no im talking about them giving up even if youre standing on the other side of the arena WAITING for them to get up

[tender topaz]

oh

[tender topaz]

(this did it)

[late phoenix]

broken legs and arms can't even hold their weapon
And you expect them not to give up 😭
also this would make fist fights in the beggar class last really long because you can never kill willies with your fists unless you break their neck

[tender topaz]

i also found that you can "hug" them with an axe and they will just give up

[north dawn]

well yeah you broke his neck

[tender topaz]

(because of the blade near neck code give up thing)

[north dawn]

throw them out of the ring. knock em down, toss them out

[late phoenix]

That would take just a very long unfun time

Maybe add a option to remove it for players who don't want ai to give up

[north dawn]

you dont need to make the fights last for ages. but you sure dont need them to be this short for the wrong reason. the AI is throwing even if you give them a chance

[grizzled depot]

I feel like you're missing the distinction between unable to fight and unwilling to fight

[quartz nimbus]

this guy isnt giving up

because hes dead

[north dawn]

theyre unwilling to fight from the gate bro

[late phoenix]

Wym

In my experience they don't give up unless you disarm them or injure them to the point they can't walk

Or use their arms

[quartz nimbus]

I am so fucking cracked man

[north dawn]

knock one prone and wait for him to get up. if he cant get up in like 4 seconds he gives up

[quartz nimbus]

circle parry into a face slash

[north dawn]

this used to be the case in 0.4

[late phoenix]

low-key should be increased to like 10 seconds before they give up

If they're down

[pearl ferry]

roleplaying as a dark souls enemy

[north dawn]

a full minute is fine since thats a good catch-all for guys who get their backwards knees at the start of carnage

[late phoenix]

A full minute?

dude if a Willie can't get up in like 20 seconds

I don't think they can walk

[late phoenix]

So they made it way easier for ai to give up?

Seems kinda stupid

[grizzled depot]

There is a "Knock out" state where the willie stops talking/making sounds. This should be the give up time

[north dawn]

theyll give up even when theyre fully fit to run away, in the abyss this is obvious too

because youll come across willies who've given up but theyre still walking around with a cut on their eyebrow

[pearl ferry]

i like chasing them

they sprint for their lives

[north dawn]

the time when the 1minute timer starts, agreed

[late phoenix]

can'twillies break their arms/legs and can't get up but aren't considered knocked out?

[north dawn]

yes because if you kick one down and make them give up, your foot is now in worse condition than theirs are

[late phoenix]

One minute is too long change it to like 30 seconds

[quaint sand]

I lost access to play test, is there a reason or?

[hallow girder]

does someone have img perms i made sum silly and wanna post it

[north dawn]

I kicked a guy and he got a scuff on his knee. he tripped over his own weapon twice and gave up while I watched

[late phoenix]

me

[hallow girder]

lemme dm you it

[north dawn]

this is riveting gameplay

[late phoenix]

U can use #memes-🤣 btw

[hallow girder]

i have no access to it 💔

[grizzled depot]

#photography📷 #memes-🤣

[late phoenix]

They wouldn't allow it in photography

[hallow girder]

im a filthy newgen

[late phoenix]

Image made by @hallow girder

[late phoenix]

💀

[north dawn]

historical or no

[restive onyx]

all ill say it has recent gpu cpu and pretty much everything from 2024.

[mint wadi]

AXE MAN! AWAAAY!

[pallid finch]

switching to your secondary axe is faster than reloading

[misty geyser]

😐

axe is goated bruh

especially in veteran tier

chef kiss

[tranquil ginkgo]

cover

[tepid geyser]

I've been getting real good at this game

Learning footwork and parrying and ripostes

Dodges too

[mint wadi]

The thing that plays at the end after you win in an infamous way that's seen as dishonorable.

[fast kindle]

Cool

[quaint laurel]

does the gore slider do anything other than increase chance of amputation?

[chilly dragon]

no

[waxen lance]

I'm winning

[waxen lance]

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL

I

JHON SWORDSMAN

[chilly dragon]

John Half Sword is better

[tepid geyser]

I somehow died and won at the same time and now i'm butt naked

I'm also accidentally doing master strikes

[chilly dragon]

the most popular bug ever

[tepid geyser]

I love this game

[plush flower]

anybody have tips for facing heavily armoured enimies? i like to run the 3v3 with barely any armour for a chellenge. But sometimes the armoured willies rush at you holding there sword with two hands and they will keep running at you until they cut you. How do i combat this? They're bullying me

[tepid geyser]

bonk them in the head with a stick

[plush flower]

i have a long sword they are too close to bonk

i resort to just holding my sword with two hands and try to defend

[calm galleon]

If you die in the mode above knight do you lose all the ranked progress and have to go to the abyss again

[tepid geyser]

no

[waxen lance]

IMO the npcs arent that stupid, they do try to hit your polearm out of alignment when you are trying to stab them

[calm galleon]

Thank you

[green marsh]

is fast or slow download better for getting halfsword enhancer?

[tepid geyser]

wh

why?

just use slow

[somber lodge]

they arent coded very well for very close contact, and when the player isnt moving or swinging

otherwise they are pretty good

[mental kelp]

changed the balance on my sword

[somber lodge]

when a fight is enagaged in they can pull some smart moves

[fast kindle]

Calm this guy down with a polehammer

[smoky sapphire]

1 day of asking developer to add a frying pan to the game

[west parrot]

bro i wish there was a way to disable the abyss

[fast kindle]

#1047240101152960525

[west parrot]

would be insane

[fast kindle]

?

[west parrot]

everytime i die i get sent into the abyss thing idk but i hate it

just wish there was a setting to set it off

[naive holly]

You can just quit to menu its just as quick

Abyss is thematically part of the gauntlet so I get why its included.

[west parrot]

idk why but it takes so much time for me to get to the abyss

ye but i personaly dont like it

[naive holly]

Thats fair

[west parrot]

ye it would be just better in my opinion if you could turn it off

[west parrot]

daym

[naive holly]

You using a reshade? Looks great.

[tough yew]

na, normal dx12 screenshot with a little bit of editing via the photo mode

[chilly dragon]

how do y'all send pictures here?

[light monolith]

why won't he give up 😦

[willow linden]

level 3

[chilly dragon]

oh

[light monolith]

I should try colder looking images, I usually make the game look like breaking bad lol

[willow linden]

so you just need to yap a lot

[light monolith]

yeah

[light monolith]

LMAO when he finally surrendered my willie did the let reason rulen where rage yap yap yap

[hard quail]

one mans yapping is another mans passion

[tall jungle]

new soyjack dropped

[hard quail]

i feel like im interrupting something looking at that

[light monolith]

can ya feel it mr krabs?

[lunar epoch]

How do I get the full game?

Or platter

Play test

[tall jungle]

Simply go to the steam page and claim

[lunar epoch]

For the play test? Or the demo

[hard quail]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/

[restive garnet]

I wanna see someone give the screenshots a Hollywood medieval screen effect

[hard quail]

just grey?

[restive garnet]

Dull and boring

[pearl ferry]

Grey and drab

[restive garnet]

Which is very inaccurate

[hard quail]

not like they loved color like we do now or nothing

[light monolith]

why he so creepy T-T

[willow linden]

They are the same thing now

[pearl ferry]

Or like super desaturated navy blue filter on everything and all the characters are covered in leather and fur

Like someone saw game of thrones and went "Wooooowwww"

[light monolith]

GOT?

[hard quail]

everyone has plate armor no matter what, even if its set in like the 12th century

[light monolith]

beat me to it T-T

[pearl ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/chis-marie-i-do-that-gif-13535628

[fast kindle]

TT MENTIONED

[pearl ferry]

Like game of thrones has some banger outfits. Rule of cool on some of them but jeez it's like everyone saw it and just thought to copy without thinking

[pearl ferry]

Banger

[minor wagon]

hello! any plans for making a similar game with the topic of gladiators? options for equipment would be amazing and managing a gladiator house would be cool AF.

[hard quail]

this game aint even finished yet

[fast kindle]

Why are you asking us vro

[pearl ferry]

Hop on for honor 1v1s

[light monolith]

jesus the VA for pained willie almost made me feel bad for a sec (SEX!!??!!)

sex

[minor wagon]

haha I know but would be really nice

[fast kindle]

SEX!?

[fast kindle]

The most yucky sound for me is the blood gurgling

Like damn...

[willow linden]

I love that sound

[light monolith]

same

means i stabbed the fecker in the neck

[late phoenix]

evil sex

[fast kindle]

The blood on his throat isn't an indicator enough?

[late phoenix]

https://txnor.com/view/taigasaejima-saejima-pink-cute-coffee-gif-11039254350467544083

[willow linden]

I just like the sound

[hallow girder]

i usually be mercy killing them

[lunar epoch]

Can you get multiplayer ?

[late phoenix]

No

[light monolith]

but it's when he's on the ground bleeding out and just, crying and whimpering I feel like reallllyy bad, I frantically try finish them whenever one of the rarer ones play.

[late phoenix]

#faq

It's a MAYBE after the release of the game

[hallow girder]

same

[fast kindle]

"it was a mercy killing!" Vro you barely cut his thigh 💔💔

[light monolith]

why this so funny or is it just me

[hallow girder]

i sliced across his spine ❤️‍🩹

[late phoenix]

"mercy kill"
I mean honestly alot of times when they surrender they're not doomed to die but sometimes they are and I would mercy kill

[hallow girder]

he is NOT healing that

[late phoenix]

I thought he cut off his own head with his sword for some reason

[fast kindle]

He can just visit an African priest

[light monolith]

I usually kill the ones whoa arent doomed to death because they are cowards.

if they give up

[mossy pagoda]

the accursed fatal error 😭

[fast kindle]

Natural selection I guess

[pearl ferry]

if they beat my ass and they give up i spare them

if they barely touch me and they give up they get killed

[hallow girder]

i be fishing for surrenders instead of kills sometimes

feeling like batman

[light monolith]

ong

[fast kindle]

Goated

[fast kindle]

Do you cave their skull in like Batman?

[hallow girder]

No just twist their leg different

[remote edge]

Yes

[mossy pagoda]

for me its the opposite

[pearl ferry]

a worthy warrior commands my respect

[fast kindle]

Why not slit their throat

[mossy pagoda]

i do that sometimes mid-battle

the death hug technique is goated

[fast kindle]

This is real

Half sword grip?

[mossy pagoda]

half sword grip behind the neck ya

[fast kindle]

This is real as fuck

[light monolith]

it's almost like

...

we are playing

Half-Sword!!

[mossy pagoda]

why did those ancient fencing masters copy half sword

[light monolith]

yeah fuck those guys

[fast kindle]

Half sword's so good they invented the medieval times

[light monolith]

Dude collapsed a second later and bled out

LMAOOO he broke his arm falling

[mossy pagoda]

they should add emotion visuals so we can watch willies writhe in agony while making a face

[light monolith]

Yeah

I mainly want myself to look agressive when swinging while they are shocked/ in pain for photomode

[mint wadi]

You mean you don't like the fluoride stare that willie has

[light monolith]

this one sometimes too, just a lil less dropped lmao

[mossy pagoda]

how do you get media permissions in here.........

[light monolith]

level 3

[mossy pagoda]

hes so happy

[soft osprey]

Willie’s a good lad

[pearl ferry]

Which is why he must die

[soft osprey]

🙁

[mossy pagoda]

guys look in game footage rq

[fast kindle]

Look who's here

[mint wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/northernlion-nl-ennelle-thumbs-up-smile-gif-4173598164799687766

I want to replace Willie with Northernlion so bad

It'd be hilarious

[mossy pagoda]

viggle.ai my goat

[naive holly]

Hey I made those

[light monolith]

yall should I drop my lateest screenshots?

[naive holly]

Always

[naive holly]

Mahgawd

Would...

[soft osprey]

I don’t remember what this one is

[light monolith]

.

[soft osprey]

Oh yeah

[light monolith]

I never stopped taking them, just stopped posting them lol

Lemme check how many I have

[naive holly]

Oh dw im still here

Knife to the throat might be my favorite

As a dagger enthusiast

[fast kindle]

Ok bub

[naive holly]

Sorry had to

[fast kindle]

@soft osprey do you hate me 💔

[light monolith]

All unique and edited lmfao

[soft osprey]

I hate everyone equally

Except for myself, im pretty great

[naive holly]

I like to parasocially think that im Moai's favorite simply bc hes mine

[light monolith]

I wonder If i can upload the folder somewhere

[soft osprey]

There is a Willie ai thread in general chat, I just can’t seem to get it to link

[naive holly]

Probably a link like Dropbox or drive

[soft osprey]

Come on

[light monolith]

fym ai T-T

[naive holly]

No sir he refuses

[pearl ferry]

gentle pokes and some not so gentle taps

[soft osprey]

Oh I think we had a miscommunication lol I said oh yeah to what I said earlier not to your pictures. I thought you meant you had more ai videos

[light monolith]

I didn't post the vids lol

[soft osprey]

Yeah

[light monolith]

lmao

[light monolith]

Should I bother uploading a dropbox link

[light monolith]

um guys what the flip

[soft osprey]

Willie’s going to step on you

[light monolith]

[pearl ferry]

That's awful

[light monolith]

I remember the time me and that other dude got temp banned for sending these lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-doctor-freaky-gif-7807484460015619799

unrelated gif btw

[soft osprey]

Nonsense, if it’s of Willie it’s okay. Find me the mod who did it and I’ll say they’re wrong

Unless it’s mcwonder

Then I didn’t say anything

Gg

[mint wadi]

Bro, I just got stunted on by the bot.

[light monolith]

it was spam of this lol we knew what we signed up for, I think it was sending the emote after ever message like a reaction but not the built in feature

[mint wadi]

That was the single cleanest beheading I have ever seen.

[soft osprey]

My kid has had me listening to that musical in the car for the last 3 months at least

[light monolith]

worth

[mint wadi]

hello I am your child

[light monolith]

[soft osprey]

Hello, you’re grounded

[light monolith]

Shame it isnt loading for me

[mint wadi]

I too, have been listening to that musical for the last 3 months.

On repeat.

[soft osprey]

It’s good!

[mint wadi]

I'm a little obsessed.

[soft osprey]

I actually like that song especially haha with the bag of wind

[light monolith]

IT WON'T LOAD T-T

[visual rivet]

does the ultimate challenge have regen like the abyss?

[burnt hemlock]

Bro I have crashed 6 times on the ultimate challenge

[soft osprey]

Im very sorry kid

Try turning off blood

[burnt hemlock]

Bro it’s on the golden knight to

[soft osprey]

Look at #updates to learn more

[mint wadi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXdLAOBANGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeDDZNKHOVo

My favorite songs from the musical.

Oh god I forget it embeds like that.

Holy wall of blockage.

[burnt hemlock]

All the setting are at their lowest

I can’t do much more

[soft osprey]

If your blood is off, and other settings lowered, then it is what it is for now unfortunately

[burnt hemlock]

Yeah

[mint wadi]

What's your pc specs? Perhaps it's just not good enough. I know it's technically a bug, but you might just have to not beat baron. Have you lowered your rendering resolution?

[burnt hemlock]

Yeah

Uh I don’t really remember the specs

But it was expensive equipment

[fast kindle]

2 potatoes and a cup of tea take it or leave it

[mint wadi]

Lower that.

[soft osprey]

Great choices!
There’s some animated videos people have made on YouTube but I wish they’d either get it on stage or animate the full thing

[burnt hemlock]

K

[mint wadi]

Unfortunately it'd be too expensive to do an actual Broadway musical out of it. I hope they do some low budget form of it if they can. Or really good animations.

[naive holly]

Also 👇

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3376864446

[sweet wave]

when do we get double sword

[steady carbon]

what

[old mantle]

hello there, is there any save feature for the "normal" run ?

[steady carbon]

you can do that already

[sweet wave]

so right now we have half sword

[steady carbon]

im gonna kill you

[sweet wave]

then we get full sword soon

[steady carbon]

with an axr

[sweet wave]

so when do we get double sword

[naive holly]

Duplicate your save file from the game directory

[naive holly]

Use Enhancer to spawn two swords

Voila

[old mantle]

i'm sorry, i'm very new to this game and i don't mod, where can i find the game directory ?

[tough yew]

%appdata%, local, halfswordue5

[sweet wave]

nah

it’s the third half sword game

[old mantle]

what is the file i need to dupe in there ?

[tough yew]

sg gauntlet progress I guess

[bleak aurora]

half sword lightsaber mod?

[dull iron]

he didn't want to drink with me

(i know is a lantern but looks like a jar)

[old mantle]

alr thx and do i just replace the new one with this one if i die during my run ?

[tough yew]

yea

[dull iron]

exists?

[bleak aurora]

no

[old mantle]

thank you

[naive holly]

Huh

[dull iron]

fencer how you create the mods?

[tough yew]

there are no official modding tools for half sword

[dull iron]

and how you do it

i know how to code so you can bomb me with all the technical terms

[bleak aurora]

R U MAKING IT??

[dull iron]

what the lightsabers mod?

[bleak aurora]

yea

i need it

its

awesome

[dull iron]

i also need it but if he can teach me i think i can make it

or other modder

@tough yew you can explain it to me please?

[north orbit]

i have no idea what i did, but my character just started exerting energy for no reason

so it looks like he had a fucking stroke and fell

[soft osprey]

Fencer isn’t a modder

[dull iron]

isn't he in the mod team?

[soft osprey]

Bruh

Moderation team

[north orbit]

thats moderation

not modification

[dull iron]

aa

[north orbit]

LOL

[soft osprey]

Lmao

[pseudo wadi]

I think i should do a video about boxing in Halfsword >O>

[dull iron]

sorry i'm stupid

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-gonna-be-okay-buddy-its-okay-youre-going-to-be-alright-comfort-josh-dallas-gif-14214427

[mint wadi]

"Just take a little off the top"

[dull iron]

and is there any modder?

[soft osprey]

#modders-guild-hall

[mint wadi]

The eyeball is so....detailed.

[pseudo wadi]

Now i know why goughing their eyes out make my pc run better !

[north orbit]

halfsword fight club edit

[wanton gust]

oi can yall give me any tips on grappeling

[pseudo wadi]

Honestly yeah, plus i am able to beat them when they are really tough now just by out punching them.

[waxen lance]

I think we should have like 2 photography channels

[pseudo wadi]

Go for the waist or the upper legs if you want to lift them with more ease and throw them under the fence or over it for a easy win, and if you are able to make them fly high enough they will just die from the fall or break something else >.>

[wanton gust]

i once tried doing that in an older version of the game and i started death rolling

[pseudo wadi]

It's more stable now.

[terse cypress]

I’ve never heard that grunt before lmao

[pallid finch]

where are knight gaps, back of thigh, inside of arms, neck?

[bleak aurora]

what grunt

[pallid finch]

seems like easiest is to aim for armpit

[fast kindle]

My when history 💔

[bleak aurora]

[terse cypress]

Probably the only one that sounds out of place.

[terse cypress]

Damn

[shut falcon]

yo i didnt know jerma tried this game! hell yeah

[bleak aurora]

three isnt one

there

[terse cypress]

politely, listen better.

[bleak aurora]

tell me where it is

[lethal nova]

concussion wins are infinitely better than any behead wins lol

[bleak aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1173078398814396506/1377372964516925622/4dtUGP1_iy.mp4?ex=683e0009&is=683cae89&hm=601c7a382292f52f4d113f2be7f8997cd129e969c91db9d25c6dbcca907b8100&

[lethal nova]

I approve

[bleak aurora]

house loading screen

[cunning nebula]

If I kick a Willie in the nuts does it hurt his nuts or his legs? Been wondering this for a while

[fallen star]

I never passed Commoner, can you guys give me some tips on how to pass easily?

[bleak aurora]

easyily?

[lethal nova]

Pitchfork and just play it safe

[warped apex]

Got a nice stab on the commoner champ

[lethal nova]

beautiful

[grizzled depot]

Reroll untill you get the single long sword, double click, full sprint at the boss

[lethal nova]

I should lower my graphics no need for it to be on high

[lethal nova]

same can be achieved with Pitchfork but better

[warped apex]

I was using a short sword lol

[grizzled depot]

I find pitchfork is harder to controll but thats just me

[warped apex]

bait a attack, Dodge then go a attack

[lethal nova]

pretty easy with alt instead of double clicking

[grizzled depot]

mhm

[cunning nebula]

My final thoughts before I get my head chopped off by longsword champion

[warped apex]

it happens lol

[late phoenix]

It tends to go right for some reason

Most weapons do that when you stab

[late phoenix]

Was that a Jojo sound affect

[lethal nova]

the accidental c click lol

makes it infinitely better

[cunning nebula]

I like to let them run into the pitchfork and stab last second right before they get to me

[warped apex]

Another commoner champ kill but way less clean

[tough yew]

had to put something there

[lethal nova]

John half sword right here

[cunning nebula]

Maybe I need to start playing in first person

[lethal nova]

I should raise the fov

[grizzled depot]

Hey @tough yew pretty pretty please can you make a channel/pinned post of known issues for feedback-bug-reporting

I dont wanna go in there to see good content and find 10 pages of UnrealEngine Error complaints

[warped apex]

Yes

but increase fov to max so you can actually see

[tough yew]

That's actually a pretty good idea

will forward it to the manager

[cunning nebula]

Wait why have I not thought of doing that in the fist play

That’s my favorite mode

[lethal nova]

Holding someone with one hand?

[cunning nebula]

Nah just swanging

[lethal nova]

I like to go for just 2 hits instant knock down in fist play

[warped apex]

I just got a backstab

[cunning nebula]

It’s so fun seeing them get dazed and just fall backwards

How are you so good at stabbing it into them

[warped apex]

Grab Alt Then Push forward with your mouse

[cunning nebula]

Absolute cinema

[lavish sapphire]

do swords bind?

[steep herald]

this was peak back in my day

[hearty stone]

love a good chokeup

[hearty stone]

They don't actually bind or bite into each other, they clash and slide

[zinc dirge]

i love this game but good lord it drives me up the FUCKING wall

[bleak aurora]

so just imagine the sword being a lightsaber

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kpj9Ty1tRTDp6D5TA?invite=cr-MSxQUGEsMzkzNTY5NjQy

[warped apex]

Just got 3 back to back pommel strikes cool

[fossil plover]

Hey guys, how do I play the Gauntlet mode? I only see Abyss.

[twilit escarp]

man, now I know why all those medieval tapestries look so goofy.

[mint wadi]

Jesus christ, what an uppercut.

[mint wadi]

Are you able to select the lowest square/class on the right side?

[bleak aurora]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kpjeWVb0RjIa3_cCE?invite=cr-MSxpTUcsMzkzNTY5NjQy

[fossil plover]

Yes

[mint wadi]

Select it then hit play on the left.

[fossil plover]

Ahh Thank you, I thought it was the Free mode at the bottom.

[late phoenix]

Could he be added into the game pretty please

[mint wadi]

np

[twilit escarp]

man, I love the greatsword.

[hearty stone]

boop

[hearty stone]

beautiful

oops

booped too hard

[mint wadi]

Hahaha gave'em the old 12345 BAP combo

[mossy pagoda]

they should add visored gorgets

[grizzled depot]

#work-in-progress

[mossy pagoda]

there isnt any of that in wip

i just looked

[twilit escarp]

oof.

[solemn holly]

visored gorgets? aren't gorgets neck protection, why would they have a visor?

[mossy pagoda]

gorget+ bevor sometimes combined

i'd send an image but i dont have perms

[solemn holly]

both of them cover the neck

https://images.metmuseum.org/CRDImages/aa/original/LC-27_183_59-004.jpg

[mossy pagoda]

look up "gorget with visor"

[grizzled depot]

Yo jax mb I got it mixed up with something else

[mossy pagoda]

they're for kettle helms primarily

[grizzled depot]

yeah

[mossy pagoda]

cant wait for customization to be added, i just spent a minute trying to get a great mace

[zinc dirge]

imagine aiming for a kick to the head but instead your foot gets sliced by their dropped axe

couldnt me be

[grizzled depot]

#1377043338124988561 Was thinking of these

[mossy pagoda]

ah i see

[grizzled depot]

Got the wrong half

[quick wolf]

Sometimes I get bored but then I think about how many stormtroopers must have been gooning/edging on the Death Star when it blew up

[solemn holly]

https://burgschneider.com/cdn/shop/files/Wasserzeichen-3142.3UoVzk_747x1120.jpg?v=1745915997

these do not look like they actually existed

i can't find any information on them other than these websites selling them

[zinc dirge]

...brother what.

[quick wolf]

only good against short ppl ig

[mossy pagoda]

they wore helmets

on top of it

or wear

[zinc dirge]

i feel like we need to send neko to the abyss

[quick wolf]

that thing was huge mustve been alot gng

[mossy pagoda]

idk if its historical either

[zinc dirge]

to the abyss with you

[mint wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[solemn holly]

kettle helms would already have a visor in them

[quick wolf]

Oh yea that would make sense

[mossy pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/stoning-stone-monty-python-thot-life-of-brian-gif-12291021

fuck

embed fail

😭

[mint wadi]

Seriously tho Neko pls mate

Quit sending weird shit in the chat.

[grizzled depot]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-run-two-legs-gif-5976380

[hallow girder]

...but why though?

[quick wolf]

cmon bro you dont ever rp with ur willie

[mint wadi]

My brother in christ.

This is the halfsword discord server

[grizzled depot]

Its cuz we dont have media perms

[quick wolf]

im atheist bro

[mint wadi]

not nsfw furry rp

[tough yew]

Shit resolution but you get the idea

[quick wolf]

furry? bros projecting 😭✌️

[zinc dirge]

i feel like we need to send neko to hell

like

physically

[tough yew]

anyhow my phone’s battery is gonna dir so goodnight

[soft osprey]

What the hell..

[zinc dirge]

we dont even kill him we ship him to satan

[solemn holly]

[mint wadi]

yah neko sends stuff like that once a day lol

[hallow girder]

[mint wadi]

Maybe not once a day

But still

Weirdo.

[zinc dirge]

.

wtf

[naive holly]

Man likes what he likes alr

[quick wolf]

haters gonna hate

Its pretty satisfying when you get a good stab with a sword alr damn

[mossy pagoda]

hear me out

[zinc dirge]

nah this is something else

[mossy pagoda]

what if they added wooden staffs to beggar rank

[late phoenix]

Why is ts guy obsessed with roleplay

It is rather

[zinc dirge]

yes

yes

[late phoenix]

Concerning

[zinc dirge]

yes

yes

[zinc dirge]

is screaming "FOR THE EMPEROR" roleplay when i get a good kill in?

[quick wolf]

And baseball bats lowkey but its not medieval

[mossy pagoda]

club

[late phoenix]

Not really I guess?

[hallow girder]

the ever so reliable stick:

[mint wadi]

Alright boys this one is for Neko.

[quick wolf]

its a start ig

[shell bronze]

kingdom come deliverance 3 gameplay

[late phoenix]

A hand for a ball

[quick wolf]

oh yes

[late phoenix]

Kcd mentiooned

[shell bronze]

more footage of egregious battojutsu kills

[hallow girder]

i have a profound hatred of sheathing weapons

ive had it bug out on me hundreds of times

[zinc dirge]

chat i feel like we need to discuss how many people are given spears and shield combos in the final fight

this is too many

a godendag is good but not THAT good

[hallow girder]

i be getting 2 plancon pals on ultimate challenge while i got some dogshit from the lone militia guy

[zinc dirge]

no fr

[hallow girder]

when that baron spawns its relief not fear of him

[quick wolf]

Yeah it looks ugly too, swings all over the place even goes inside you sometimes, gets in the way

[hallow girder]

you basically already won

[late phoenix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1378113730210037781/9vpu5e.gif

[mint wadi]

Holy fucking shit it went all the way until the hilt into his eyeball

[zinc dirge]

main willy: gasping and barely alive with his organs visible through cuts
Baron: So... you survived my minions. Prepare for-
main willy: OH THANK FUCKING GOD IT ENDS

[mossy pagoda]

when in doubt, summon the baron with conjuration magic

[shell bronze]

it's super fun

[hallow girder]

baron gets hit twice, falls, breaks his neck, dies

[west parrot]

bro how yall get past the 3rd champion he just keeps cutting me in half

[zinc dirge]

also his dual poleaxe weapon looks dumb asf

[late phoenix]

Commoner boss?

[mossy pagoda]

pointy stick

[hallow girder]

his giant poleaxe would be so tuff if he could swing it to save his dumb golden life

[west parrot]

idk his name but the first boss with a sword

[quick wolf]

Rush and alt stab with sword or pitchfork class 👍

[late phoenix]

If you wanna cheese it use pitchfork from a class below or just wait for a chance and stab him with a sword

[zinc dirge]

slow mo when he prepares for an overhead, kick then cut horizontally and you should be able to kill him

[west parrot]

alr thanks everyone

[eager pilot]

why does my game crash everytime i die

[quick wolf]

np brochacho

[eager pilot]

it fades to black then it just pof

[late phoenix]

Could be blood or gore

[eager pilot]

omg

that makes sense

[west parrot]

but lower graphics

[late phoenix]

Blood is unoptimized
Dunno about gore

[eager pilot]

ty lol im an idiot

[quick wolf]

Wow he took it in his eye like such a good boy 🥰

[hallow girder]

willies sometimes get all of their brain stabbed out and bleed out but get hit once with a candle stick and die instantaneously

[zinc dirge]

OMG

DUDE

CANDLE STICK IN THE FINAL FIGHT WOULD BE SO GOODDDDDD

[mossy pagoda]

i got my face lobbed off to a falchion user once

[quick wolf]

damn brotha get messed up!

[hallow girder]

im convinced the candle stick has to be vibranium or something of the sort

[late phoenix]

I'm supposed how much blunt force it does

[hallow girder]

i went to knight rank summoned a baron and candle stick and i beat him with it pretty easy

big candle stick hits with the same force as a polehammer

genuinely

[late phoenix]

Also has a small thing at the end that can stab

[quick wolf]

a pistol and jesus like a true american 🙏🦅

[potent fable]

just started only made it to comoner

[mossy pagoda]

thank u for researching this btw i forgot to say

[west parrot]

guys can i change my weapon before i fight the champion and kill the normal npcs with other weapons

[warped apex]

I threw willy, I wish fall damage did more

[shell bronze]

run at him with pitchfork

[willow linden]

they should add friction damage

[west parrot]

ok

[warped apex]

Or you could stab him

[quick wolf]

Yes when at the champion selection screen to choose the mission go back to the menu first

[west parrot]

why this look like vr🙏

[quick wolf]

Like when you get to choose the match option and it shows “champion” you can go back to the menu

[west parrot]

ok thx

[quick wolf]

np gang, the commoner boss seems impossible at first but its like the first one, once you learn how to beat him hes not that scary

[eager pilot]

guys it happened again

my game went black

and now its unresponsive

[west parrot]

alr ill try to stab him this time

[eager pilot]

i just killed the boss as well

[west parrot]

restart

[eager pilot]

im trying but i gotta close the game first

[somber lodge]

never seen such grace on commoner boss

[warped apex]

@somber lodge I've done better

[west parrot]

ok guys i got to the champion what weapon do i use

[shell bronze]

it's as shrimple as parrying sometimes

[shell bronze]

go to peasant and use pitchfork

[west parrot]

ok

bruh i already beat him

one stab was all it took

[shell bronze]

told you pitchfork the answer

[molten basalt]

guys my pc is absolute trash and i get 30fps on low graphics with 1920x1200 resolution does anyone have any mod/graphic settings that would make me see everything but wouldnt lag?

[west parrot]

pitchfork op

[molten basalt]

pitchfork aint op its broken

all you do is run foward and kill

[west parrot]

ye op

guys wich one of the allegiences do i pick

whats the best one

[molten basalt]

less damage

its the best one bc instead of dying you can run away from the boss to pickup your weapon up again (what i mean is when boss attacks you in your arm instead of dying you can run around the map and pickup the weapon)

[west parrot]

alr

whats a good weapon on militia

[molten basalt]

milita?

wait

long sword

mace is for knocking out enemies

but long sword is good for damage

spear is ok

but you need a lot of skill

any small shield weapon is pretty bad

[west parrot]

ok

imma use long sword then

[somber lodge]

bro is john half-sword fr

[hallow girder]

do you wanna just blitz thru it or dick around a bit

[somber lodge]

willie gave birth to you

[hallow girder]

if you're feeling inhumane just plancon it up

[west parrot]

imma use long sword this is hella good

[late phoenix]

Op=overpowered

[molten basalt]

ik

[late phoenix]

You basically said it's that instead of this and said two words that mean the same thing in this context

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1100476193993670758/1273614139344031815/attachment.gif

[molten basalt]

eh

mb

alr bye chat

[west parrot]

guys wich weapon is best against the 4th champion

[willow linden]

war crime stick

[west parrot]

wich one is that

[willow linden]

spiky stick

[west parrot]

ok

[teal mural]

Is the fourth one the big guy in all plate but with his skull exposed

[west parrot]

the one with a spiky spear

he cooked me

i had to give up

[teal mural]

Bc yeah dude should have worn protection when I brought out the skull-enfuckenator 9000

[willow linden]

no he has war crime stick

[teal mural]

Oh right

Yeah he can be hard to get past since his stick is oversized

[west parrot]

ye

[teal mural]

Timing is essential

[west parrot]

but imma keep trying

[teal mural]

They've improved the AI a lot since the "they'll just block and back away slowly if you hold your sword pointed at them" days lol

[west parrot]

i won

with one strike

[hallow girder]

isnt that the veteran boss?

[teal mural]

I can't remember honestly

[hallow girder]

4th boss is plancon peril

hes dangerous

[teal mural]

I know it goes axe, scythe, then it's all a blur

[hallow girder]

i think plancon guy is the 2nd hardest boss

behind the greatsword dude

[willow linden]

axe, scythe, sword, stick

[hallow girder]

if you dont have a polearm he can fuck your day up

[willow linden]

idk the rest

[hallow girder]

helmet-head, scythe, greatsword, plancon, halberd, bald fuck, halberd the II, black knight

and then the baron

[shy pilot]

am i tripping or do the bots feel more human?

[hallow girder]

might just be you getting a few cracked bots

they can get really good out of nowhere sometimes

[shy pilot]

Thats true but im used to that. I feel like they behave more natural when hurt recently seen one willie crawling on his belly

[cursive leaf]

i dont know how many more fatal errors on baron I can take

zero blood and low graphics

[shy pilot]

It took me like 30 takes

good luck bro

[cursive leaf]

i literally had him on the ground

and then fatal error

[shy pilot]

happens to the best

Baron so strong he simply deletes the game from your pc

[cursive leaf]

is it morally justifiable to set the damage sliders to minimum to get back to him and then change them back to fair

[shy pilot]

Up to you man

Will be more rewarding without I think

[shell bronze]

wait how dafuq his hand get cut off

[dense island]

anybody else ben having a glitch where your character just stops walking forwards for a second

[amber estuary]

I'm looking everywhere for how to do this 😭 I feel stupid pls help me delete lol

[mossy pagoda]

im playing with the half sword enhancer mod and i just dashed so far my game crashed

[amber estuary]

NVM I see the guide. I am in fact stupid, confirmed

[mental kelp]

erm one hour 25 minutes by minimum xp available 🤓

[hidden geode]

I HATE AUTOPARRY

[shell bronze]

top tier elite anti plancon strats

[solar tapir]

i get hit way more when i try to use it

[shell bronze]

autoparry kinda cheeks ngl

[hidden geode]

and when i try to slice people up it stop me for no reason

ingame

[shell bronze]

it also ruins my sword stances and angles

[hidden geode]

yep

i put it in feedback

[shell bronze]

like i want to keep my sword at this perfect 45 degree angle to my left side so i can prepare for this one-handed sword attack

[solar tapir]

i struggle at getting straight cuts because i don’t have much mouse spacr

[shell bronze]

and then the guy swings and my goddamn sword stands up straight for no reason

then i get cut in half

[hidden geode]

me when third boss

[shell bronze]

polearm remains the absolute truth

[shell bronze]

oh third boss easy

[hidden geode]

on abbys he kick my ass

[solar tapir]

i love polearms but dueling with a longsword on the 4th or 5th level feels so clean

[shell bronze]

take the pitchfork to third boss and forget he even was difficult @hidden geode

i take the pitchfork all the way through militia for a reason

[stable rivet]

id argue hes most easier on the abyss, if you got your hands on the scythe that is

[hidden geode]

idk why the scythe act like a butter knife on my game

[stable rivet]

the damn thing is still the best weapon in the game imo, against unarmored willies anyway

[hidden geode]

most of my weapons too

[hidden geode]

happened after the update

[shell bronze]

pitchfork remains the answer

[stable rivet]

decent range, a lot of stopping power

[stable rivet]

weird, are you pulling them back enough

[hidden geode]

yes

[shell bronze]

game crashed after he flung into the air so i went at him twice

pitchfork >

[stable rivet]

check your sliders

[hidden geode]

i put it on max

still nothing

[stable rivet]

damn

[hidden geode]

go check on reddit

its a popular subject rn

[stable rivet]

im a newgen, been playing it only since the abyss came out

[hidden geode]

player side blunt weapomn

[hidden geode]

nahh its good i was just saying because some people like to brag skill issue

[stable rivet]

nah, im not one to say that kinda shit, sometimes this stuff just happens

[stable rivet]

mfw insta-stabbed by surprise backstab from pitchfork willie in the abyss

[hidden geode]

damn i cant even send screen shots

[shell bronze]

if the weapon works for you it definitely can work for them

i love my polearms sm

i think i'm taking this guy into knight

no reason to upgrade if i can just progress even faster

[stable rivet]

its humanity's greatest achievement, a big stick with a sharp or blunt end to it

[shell bronze]

long stick that's kinda heavy and/or sharp at the end is mankind's greatest answer to any melee scenario

look at ts

literally trivializes everything

[stable rivet]

yeah, because it works, as demonstrated in the clip and in evolution

[opal sigil]

I yearn for a katana in half sword so deeply

[stable rivet]

a bardiche as heavy as that, coming down on somebody with enough force, can kill just about anything, except maybe an elephant or some shit like that

[shell bronze]

there's a mod for one

[opal sigil]

Ah shoot im gonna have to get that

[shell bronze]

if you want to larp as samurai

(i do)

[opal sigil]

Same

[shell bronze]

pretty much

hence why these knights ain't shit

killed all 3 of them with plain simple headshots

[shell bronze]

it makes practicing kenjutsu more authentic as well

[opal sigil]

Based kenjutsu practitioner

[zinc siren]

why do i have no clothes on

[stable rivet]

steel plating can't protect you from heavy blunt force trauma to the skull, id rather be wearing a helmet obviously, but it can't do much to save your squishy brain from rocking all over the place

[shell bronze]

oh dude you are gonna love the clips i post in here if you like kenjutsu

[shell bronze]

that's right

knight boss was easy game ong

[stable rivet]

i both hate and love the commoner boss though, i hate him because of how aggressive he is with the greatsword, but i do love him because he was based on a content creator for the game

if you don't have the pitchfork, good luck

dude swings that 10 pounds sword like its a twig

[mental kelp]

blasted sword hit me but clean hand dismemberment

[velvet moss]

the commer boss is so fun yet so hard

[quick wolf]

He made daddy angry so he had to be punished, he had to learn how to be a good boy again

[brisk hawk]

I fucking love willie’s voice actor

[soft osprey]

Can you please stop saying things like this

[quick wolf]

myb bro

[steady carbon]

not my bas

bad

[fossil slate]

Does anyone know what's going on with Nexus? I've been trying to download the enhancer mod and Nexus keeps saying "something went wrong" does anyone have a file or something?

[soft osprey]

Try a different browser

Nexus acts up sometimes

[fossil slate]

Thank you, but it just did the same thing for Microsoft as well.

I looked it up on my phone a few hours ago when I was on my way home, and it was perfectly fine, but once I got on my computer and went to download it. This happends.

[soft osprey]

All I can recommend

https://help.nexusmods.com/article/113-troubleshooting-website-issues

[fossil slate]

Thank you, would you think deleting browser Cache would help?

Oh.

Well I figured out the problem.

[hollow delta]

naked man with a helmet runs at you with a bloody paddle. what do you do?

[shell bronze]

baron ain't shi against this twin mace setup

[dusk adder]

https://tenor.com/view/coryxkenshin-looking-slowley-fnaf-gif-4020479549081122621

[quick wolf]

Make him call me daddy

[waxen lance]

you should kill him

[lofty lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349943622765776918/1378937000211648563/MedalTVHalfSword20250601163858.gif

[stable rivet]

i await the day where wrestling is actually an intended feature

[lofty lily]

it kind of is

if you grab their leg right

[stable rivet]

okay yeah, the second one looks a lot better

[lofty lily]

some of the slams are realistic some of them are silly

[autumn wyvern]

"god forbid him for his sins"

[lofty lily]

here's another realistic slam

[stable rivet]

the first slam looked as if two old men were having a dispute over the last turkey leg

[lofty lily]

yes

the slam killed him on impact ingame

in the gif