halfsword-chat-⚔

[whole pike]

dude its the game name ong

[raw bison]

never use it, I brawl my way through beggar and pitchfork through peasant and commoner

[bright rose]

i dont know how to add on to this joke, you win good sire

[bright rose]

so i cheat?

[soft osprey]

Don’t call people bastards

[whole pike]

its game name😭

[soft osprey]

It’s more fun to not believe you

[whole pike]

😔

[tribal cairn]

I like axes and longsword is my num 1 fav, so I almost feel obligatory to use it

[bright rose]

whats wrong with bastard? or are you all yanks who get offended by the smallest words

[soft osprey]

She half’s on my Willie till I sword

[soft osprey]

That’s offensive

[bright rose]

and?

[soft osprey]

Children out of wedlock was a real bad look back in the day

[bright rose]

william of normandy was a bastard

[soft osprey]

Still relevant in some communities!

[whole pike]

One of the best games on the phone

[bright rose]

why cant he be black?

are you racist?

[whole pike]

i just prefer this armor, its lighter

[soft osprey]

Shut up shut up shut up

[bright rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1274174512510009374.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=buhFlip

back to halfsword

yes

all red on the inside

[whole pike]

let me get my baron armor

[soft osprey]

You’re right. You’re stupid

There you go

Wish granted

Banned

[whole pike]

[soft osprey]

I’ll dish it out but if you give it back I’ll power trip and mod abuse you(this is a joke)

[bright rose]

i didnt see cant...

thanks

https://tenor.com/view/centurion-cat-gif-15758099683439223679

[late phoenix]

Still haven't understood the auto parry 💔

[soft osprey]

I’m getting off discord for a while because of you

[whole pike]

i hate my discord on phone

what word

yk i can't have job rn?

[whole pike]

so that is baron armor, 500th boss

btw if you want good weapon for start play in Sengoku Japan

and buy longer training double-handed bonking stick, (this name is funny)

[golden shell]

Half sword

[latent palm]

I sucked at bloody bastards for the longest time, then it finally clicked and the game became way to easy.

[bright rose]

this is going into my suicide note

might be the biggest L ive ever taken

[fossil ore]

MEDIC

[errant fossil]

what is tf2

[unborn current]

dude.. xD

[errant fossil]

average half sword death

[flat delta]

how does the abyss work? you die in game get sent to abyss kill some stuff and get sent out but u still lose all rank progres?

[bright rose]

yeah

but you dont lose your character

[flat delta]

wdym lose your character

[bright rose]

uhh

your like progress so like peasant > commoner

ect

[flat delta]

wait so if you do die then you gotta restart at peasant?

[solar bolt]

How do I send pics I have?

In half sword

??

How?

[soft osprey]

You need server level 2 which you get just by chatting

[solar bolt]

Okay but like how do I send them

When I get it

[drowsy flint]

hold this for me

[errant fossil]

no i wont

[sudden mauve]

yo how can i beat the great champion

[burnt smelt]

Any tips on dealing with the commoner boss with commoner gear?

[sudden mauve]

he spawns in with a sword

and i spawn in with nothing

[burnt smelt]

Don't want to cheese it with pitchfork

[burnt smelt]

Which tier?

[sudden mauve]

well it just restarted all my progress

but i think it was the one past beggar

[burnt smelt]

The scytheman

Just get the peasant gear

[sudden mauve]

how

[errant fossil]

commoner is easy

i beat him first try

[pallid oar]

ghost of tsushima ah pose

[burnt smelt]

Click the peasant icon above beggar

[burnt smelt]

Without cheesing him with the pitchfork >:(

[errant fossil]

i beat him with the longsword

[torn knoll]

Hi, is there a way to play multiplayer with your friend?

[errant fossil]

no

[burnt smelt]

No not yet

[drowsy flint]

oof

[torn knoll]

th

[burnt smelt]

I was trying falchion

[sudden mauve]

ohhh i think i found it

[chilly pulsar]

hi guys when will half sword be out what month in 25

[errant fossil]

any other weapons in commoner sucks tbh

except longsword

[sleek gull]

When Willie is tired of being left in suffering, and ends it himself.

[drowsy flint]

best weapon in commoner is the peasant pitchfork uptiered lol

[errant fossil]

im just a longsword main man

[raw bison]

essentially yea

[sudden mauve]

bro im on the death screen but my mouse wont pop up

[drowsy flint]

if you die in the abyss you restart as beggar

if you survive in abyss, you keep your progress

if you click abyss in menu, its just an endurance mode

[burnt smelt]

I dunno, I've been dismembering people with the falchion

[sudden mauve]

can someone help

[drowsy flint]

alt tab

mouse over it

click

ifthat doesnt work, alt F4

[sudden mauve]

is there begger gear

[wicked sorrel]

boss fr is shit

[gilded breach]

Which one

[burnt smelt]

Beggar gear is zilch.

Only thing you can change about beggar is your height

[wicked sorrel]

all

[gilded breach]

I see

[terse cypress]

Laughs in the tallest option

[wicked sorrel]

knocked out with one punch

[burnt smelt]

I just go with whatever

Wonder if the shortest has any benefits

[terse cypress]

probably reach stuff but idk if height has any other benefits

[gilded breach]

Short means better balance i think

[terse cypress]

Unsolicited plançon pic

[drowsy flint]

bro i just punched a willie so hard he forgot how to walk XD

right hook, saw it rock his entire world, amazed he stayed on his feet

[flat delta]

can you reroll the weapon your character starts with

[terse cypress]

yeah

[karmic swift]

just click on icon of tier again

[flat delta]

it keeps giving me the same weapon

[terse cypress]

Not for the gauntlet

gauntlet you press randomise gear

[sudden mauve]

bro

[viral latch]

Hey guys, when i launch the game, it boots up with unreal engine animation but after that its a black screen, however long i wait it doesnt change, how can i fix that?

[sudden mauve]

this boss is so annoying

can someone help

[terse cypress]

Which one

[drowsy flint]

hich one?

[sudden mauve]

commoner

[terse cypress]

Too slow loser (jk)

[drowsy flint]

scythe?

[sudden mauve]

its so goddamn annoying

[drowsy flint]

easy boss

[terse cypress]

Scythe man?

[sudden mauve]

not for me dawg

[drowsy flint]

no thats peasant

[tulip spire]

no, commoner is big sword

right?

[drowsy flint]

commoner is the big black tunic guy

[karmic swift]

big black guy

[terse cypress]

Oh greatsword

[sudden mauve]

what do i kill him with

[drowsy flint]

the peasant, ironically

pitchfork OP

[tulip spire]

use slow motion to get in range and then commit really hard on a swing

[drowsy flint]

stab him, ez

[tulip spire]

you're hoping to cut him in half

[karmic swift]

you can get pitchfork from previous tier

[terse cypress]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tulip spire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/367223355994013698/1217087154782736394/fireing_squad.gif

[terse cypress]

SLOW MOTION CRINGE

[sudden mauve]

peasant doesnt have pitchfork

[drowsy flint]

peasant does

[tulip spire]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-shield-shield-bash-skyrim-skyrim-skeleton-gif-6358156705469646210

[sudden mauve]

for me its like an axe type thing

[terse cypress]

Randomise gear button

[tulip spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/1155962385006338048/driller_kidaet_bombu_bomba_letit.gif?ex=6513e61d&is=6512949d&hm=c49a455081d6701736f79e38ad3bf215caec823808f27c43241f450c71451b61&

[sudden mauve]

i dont know if the thing im holding is a pitchfork

[drowsy flint]

that looks a lot like a pitchfork to me lol

[sudden mauve]

it was an axe

[lavish sapphire]

does higher gore make the difficulty easier

[terse cypress]

That’s a spear 100% what mean lol

[terse cypress]

No.

[tulip spire]

yea

[terse cypress]

There is no “difficulty” just damage sliders

[sudden mauve]

oop i got the pitchfork

[drowsy flint]

if its over his shoulder, its a hoe

if you can see it, its an axe, knife, etc

if hes holding it out in front offscreen its a pitchfork

[sudden mauve]

should i do first person with the pitchfork or 3rd

[flat delta]

nah commoner crete champion

just

annihilated me

[sudden mauve]

same bro

[terse cypress]

greatsword guy not too hard for me personally
if have axe, throw axe (for funny)
Spear, just have good distance management (or throw for funny)
sword, flailing madman strategy works.

[sudden mauve]

HOLY SHIT

[karmic swift]

you definitely should use alt

[sudden mauve]

I JUST ONE TAPPED COMMONER BOSS

WITH THE PITCHFORK

[lavish sapphire]

u can one tap with any weapon lol

even kicks

[terse cypress]

Laughs in knife

On npc damage minimum

[karmic swift]

if you hit stomach, chest, neck or head

[lavish sapphire]

slash the throat, stab deep to torso, stab throat, stab brain

[terse cypress]

Random clip

[terse cypress]

That’s not one tap

automatic wrong

[lavish sapphire]

how isnt it

[radiant kelp]

The ultimate challenge is such dogshit

[terse cypress]

You just gave four moves

That is the antithesis of one tap

[lavish sapphire]

4 possibilitys, not one after another

[flat delta]

lost my arm in abyss

[lavish sapphire]

each of those attacks on their own can 1 tap the enemy

[flat delta]

is this gg

[terse cypress]

technically no but also yes

[terse cypress]

Laughs in minimum damage slider

[flat delta]

ive managed to kick 2 into submission since my other arm doesnt want to move

i snapped the first ones neck with one kick somehow

[terse cypress]

You can do it but it will not be easy whatsoever

[flat delta]

he has a fucking scythe

[terse cypress]

Run

just run

[flat delta]

😭

[terse cypress]

lmao

wait until he overcommits on a swing

[flat delta]

i almost knocked him over

[terse cypress]

and then charge like a madman

[flat delta]

lost my balance

fell

got a scythe thru my neck

[terse cypress]

Dang

The scythe is simultaneously the best weapon and the worst one

[cunning aspen]

What is your guys favorite stage?

[terse cypress]

Depends on my mood

[karmic swift]

beggar is best imo

[flat delta]

ive just been cut in half by a butter knife

right

[flat delta]

i wanna use one so bad but thgeres like no opportunities

[karmic swift]

you can go to abyss

and get it from the boss

[ancient portal]

Is it worth using blunt weapons over swords in commoner and militia? seems like you're just handicapping yourself until armor is prevalent, takes longer to kill and opens yourself up to more killing blows

[terse cypress]

I like tier 7 for the poleaxe, tier 5 for when I’m feeling the guillotine on a stick (Voulge), tier three for quick sword fights

[terse cypress]

Not really imo

[ancient portal]

I desperately want to use blunt weapons but they dont seem to be good until you get access to two handed ones to have sufficient range to deal with swords

[terse cypress]

Blunts are good for heavily armoured opponents

[ancient portal]

Could anyone tutor me in the use of blunt weapons in DM? I'd like to get proficient enough to use them in all tiers

[cunning aspen]

Fighting unarmored willies with knife as a regular soldier is so fun

[terse cypress]

Also I am not sorry I like the baron’s poleaxe

[wicked dock]

Bro I was at man at arms, my pc crashed, and now I'm back at peasant

I never even went into a fight as the man at arms yet

😭

[lavish sapphire]

blunt weapons stun very well against unarmoured opponents, also if you get a good hit at the right angle on the enemys joint u can easily break them

[ancient portal]

Mind showing me?

[cunning aspen]

Damn there is even bloody footprints in this game

[burnt smelt]

Silly question but how do I stab, and stab well?

[terse cypress]

I liked them on the old demo because you could literally crush willie’s skull but now that you can’t I just don’t care for them anymore lol

[terse cypress]

By stabbing

[lavish sapphire]

i dont have clips but its easy to see for yourself how well blunt weapons stun unarmourd enemys, especially with the candle stick in the abyss

[ancient portal]

I feel like I'm doing something wrong with them

[slow jolt]

the ai willies are so great at stabbing

[terse cypress]

Opinion invalid, likes the candelabra

Jk

[ancient portal]

If I could keep the candlestick all game I'd win for sure, the other blunt weapons until you get into higher tiers just seem like wet tissue paper

[burnt smelt]

Yes but how do i the player willie stab

[terse cypress]

Alt or double click

[ancient portal]

Hold alt and move mouse

[gilded breach]

Shud do a candlestick only run in abyss see how it holds up in later tiers

Never actually tried that

[terse cypress]

Barely

[lavish sapphire]

how so? just swing them at the enemys head and a moderate hit should be enough to either knock them over or knock them unconscious sometimes you even hear a crack sound and they die instantly

[terse cypress]

I did a lamp run

It was pain

but I did do it

[ancient portal]

I'll send clips, overheads are awkward to pull off and leave you exposed

[flat delta]

can you only go abyss once

[gilded breach]

Basically big gauntlets

[terse cypress]

Yeah lol

[gilded breach]

You can go abyss as much as you want

[flat delta]

sometimes i die and dont get sent to abyss tho

or is that just peasant

[lavish sapphire]

the 1h blunt weapons are kinda mid in the lower ranks, the buckler shield is pretty damn good though, if theres any 2h maces, warhammers in milita then their good, ik for sure they're in soldier rank and i love using them in that rank

[flat delta]

how th do u use buckler shield

[ancient portal]

So its not worth it trying to learn the lower tiers blunt weapons besides maybe shield?

[terse cypress]

Flail wildly in the general direction of a Willie

accuracy by volume

[terse cypress]

I wish the lower ranks had the proper morning star ngl

[ancient portal]

fr

[lavish sapphire]

its probably because of their helmets deflecting the weapon, i just do a horizontal swing to their face or side of helm and it works pretty well and overheads are pretty good against helmetless enemys

still though sometimes i get a nice overhead straight to the top of their head and it gives another opening to smack em in the face

[terse cypress]

It’s funny to me how I hate the billhook but I would make love with a Voulge

[ancient portal]

See I cant seem to do high horizontal swings, it usually just lowers the swing to chest height

[lavish sapphire]

voulge is an absolute machine at getting satisfying decapitations and it has good potential for blunt attacks

[terse cypress]

Trust me, I know

[sudden mauve]

yo @drowsy flint thank you so much ive already unlocked veteran

[proper palm]

https://tenor.com/view/daffy-duck-kanone-canon-gif-15002625

[ancient portal]

My mouse is at the top of my pad and best I can do is shoulder height

[lavish sapphire]

honestly idk the right technique for doing that ive just somehow gotten it into my muscle memory thats why i can hit heads quite easily

just gotta learn the controls better and eventually you can start aiming better

[ancient portal]

Bro I have 20 hours in the game and I still havent gotten better lol

[terse cypress]

I have roughly 200 between the playtest (rip) and the demo

Don’t worry

[sweet imp]

Can it count as a flex that i completed the gautlent with no death?

[dreamy phoenix]

neck shots and head shots (horizontal ones especially) get much easier with time

[lavish sapphire]

i think you need proper footwork to get headshots now that i tested at the dummy a bit, i dont really "'remember" how to do this stuff since its just unconscious muscle memory for me

[ancient portal]

ho so?

how

[terse cypress]

not to be that girl but to be that girl subconscious not unconscious

[sudden mauve]

bro why do i just go randomly paralyzed and not stand up

[ancient portal]

Brain trauma

[sudden mauve]

ive got full armor on and a shield

even when i dont get hit

i just go limp

[ancient portal]

That armor's heavy

[terse cypress]

Brain trauma

helmets do not protect you from brain trauma

[rough coral]

What happened

[slow jolt]

for me its like

very inclined movement

gotta swing going very slightly up and much horizontal

[sudden mauve]

how do i get brain trauma from standing

[terse cypress]

By getting hit in the head I’d imagine

[flat delta]

YOOO

I WAS In A CARNAGE AND 2 WILLIES JUST HIT ME WITH A FLIPPING TEAM COMBO

[slow jolt]

why are ai willies so diabolically good with knives

[slow jolt]

like DAMN

[lavish sapphire]

yea

[flat delta]

swear they be chopping off limbs like its not a kitchen knife

[lavish sapphire]

your wasd movement makes your weapon move, hold shift and walk around and youll see the weapon kinda bobbing up and down, with good timing you can use those bobs to lift the weapon higher resulting in a headshot

[terse cypress]

they really called the Voulge a halberd

On the half sword enhancer mod

[lavish sapphire]

yea exactly, that too

[drowsy flint]

only thing being enhanced there is ignorance

[dawn sail]

just picked up the demo and was wondering if there is any way to change key bindings? why is left mouse for the right hand and left mouse button for right hand?

[naive holly]

No remapping currently with the demo. Should be available when the game releases

For now you can use third party remapping

[dawn sail]

sad panda

[terse cypress]

Because left click is widely regarded as the main click

And most people are right handed

So

main click for the main hand

Alt click for the alt hand

That’s my hypothesis anyway

[naive holly]

The mouse binds do feel pretty natural for me tbh I like it

But I understand it being weird for people

[naive holly]

Bc they were modeled off of ME

[dawn sail]

yea I would not strugle so much but q is for left and e is for right. lol I enjoy the game and like the physics just strugling with that

also it has a big learning curve and I like challenges.

[terse cypress]

the learning curve isn’t too steep imo it’s just that the skill ceiling is being lifted constantly

[naive holly]

Q sheaths right E is for left currently. They just are stored on opposite sides bc Willie grabs across himself

The clicks are the only inverted bit.

[naive holly]

Took me a few solid hours to get comfortable. The game can be as skilled or simple, hard or easy as you want it

Not disagreeing, just adding to

[terse cypress]

Fair enough

[naive holly]

Another day of enjoying daggers lmao

[terse cypress]

Arm shield best blunt weapon

[dawn sail]

I just learned about using alt but half the time he sticks his hands straight out. I did turn the sensetivity down a lot. I am not use to worrying about depth as well

[naive holly]

Please I'm not trying to clip spam but relevant

[naive holly]

Pull back on the mouse while holding alt

[dawn sail]

👍

[terse cypress]

Shite like that is the only reason I use the half sword enhancer

I can make the most stupid ass loadouts to save

[drowsy flint]

i love this game as infuriating as it is

there is no other game i can think of where you can cut someones face off with a woodsmans axe

[drowsy flint]

their begging always makes me laugh, especially when you perform some sort of heroic comeback

"oh please dont kill me", as if he wasnt prepared to mutiliate me 5 seconds ago

[main kelp]

question idk if anyone else has the same issue but during the last battle thing where you go through all the stages my game keeps giving me the "fatal error" message

[drowsy flint]

everyone

turn off blood

[main kelp]

got it thank you

[terse cypress]

Who the feck is everyone I never crashed on it

and I always choose grotesque

[drowsy flint]

exception proves the rule

we dont all have NASA supercomputers

[terse cypress]

Brother

I’m on an ASUS laptop

From like

Four five years ago

[drowsy flint]

then i call bullshit

[terse cypress]

you don’t have to believe me because I know it’s true

[slow jolt]

grahh i dont understand blunt force trauma

how many times do i have to hit the big axe guy with a stick till he goes down

[drowsy flint]

the only way you havent fatal errored on the baron fight on max gore/blood is if you havent fought it

[slow jolt]

i cant hit good headshots on him

[drowsy flint]

a few

[drowsy flint]

dont need to, get the arms

[pearl ferry]

stick murdering

[drowsy flint]

if he cant swing his axe hes done

[slow jolt]

i hit his right arm like 8 times

still swigging

swinngin

swing ing

i type way too quickly

anyway, thanks for the advice

will try to hit his left arm

[drowsy flint]

or use the knife on the floor and stab him

[pearl ferry]

ok ok that was a bad example this is more in line

[finite stratus]

how do you got back to Void version of the game?

[pearl ferry]

this type of thing also works with the small maces, u gotta keep it in the center more than doing big swings

[pearl ferry]

turn fog off and click abyss

[terse cypress]

I did

I have baron dude lmao

Took me 5-6 times

[ancient portal]

Captain america?

[main kelp]

ok another question

[terse cypress]

Thought he didn’t kill people lmao

[main kelp]

does anyone have the issue where when they click it just extends their arm out all the way

[finite stratus]

dint work do i need to be in game first?

[terse cypress]

click abyss

[ancient portal]

Not medieval captain america

[terse cypress]

Lmao fair enough

[pearl ferry]

happens when you double click

might be accidental

[main kelp]

no like im literally just clicking

[finite stratus]

abyy fog off on settings game right ?

[main kelp]

and its going out all the way

[ancient portal]

Shields like that should be breakable

[main kelp]

ik how to extend it usually

[ancient portal]

after enough damage

so should weapons

I wanna hack through the hilt of someones spear with an axe

[terse cypress]

Yes

[terse cypress]

I agree tbh

[finite stratus]

nothing is happening

[pearl ferry]

if you try to block a heavy axe with the pole of your spear the axe will be heavy enough to break through the block and hit you. it's so sick

(if it's an overhead)

[terse cypress]

That’s with any weapon that’s lighter tbf

[ancient portal]

Nah I wanna seeit split in twain

[true rain]

hello again chat

where'd the cooldown co

go

[ancient portal]

quick tip for everyone out there, if fighting a shield user, never sprint at them, you will brush their shield and immediately suffer a severe concussion, if you are using a shield, sprint at people with shield out for instakills

[finite stratus]

found it

[ancient portal]

Bro how the hell do you beat the militia boss with a one handed weapon

he can just zone you

[dapper trail]

What? If you mean just ramming into them, ofc it’s not gonna work. You need to use your weapons and potentially deflect the shield outwards

[dapper trail]

What weapon does he have

[ancient portal]

and if you do get past his guard, he'll just walk into you and push you down

[ancient portal]

The spike pole, I forget its actual name

[dapper trail]

Ah

[ancient portal]

Where any touch from it is instant death

[dapper trail]

Parry the spiky pole outwards, then proceed to stab him in the chest

If you have a mace idk

This is for swords

[slow jolt]

how do i actually kill a pike guy

cant dodge pike

wait parrying exists nvm

[dapper trail]

Parry outwards

Exactly

[pearl ferry]

it got nerfed

[dapper trail]

Also

[pearl ferry]

it still kills you and it sucks to go against but it's not a stick with 50 black holes on the tip

[ancient portal]

I have a mace

[dapper trail]

Dang it

[dapper trail]

Parry it upwards, then go for the legs to make him trip

[pearl ferry]

smash bros characters when you hold b

[dapper trail]

Clean shit

Willie May Cry 5

[pearl ferry]

why are you blue

[dapper trail]

Filters :p

Hey

[dapper trail]

Do y’all know about blue lock?

I made an crossover

Willie’s magical curve shot

Please answer

[drowsy flint]

no

[dapper trail]

Aww

Anyways here it is

[flat delta]

this is amazing

crete champion stabbed himself on the foot

with the knife on the floor

and died

[dapper trail]

Wowza

Did you see my drawing tho

[drowsy flint]

thats cool

[dapper trail]

Yay

[drowsy flint]

that kinda reminds me of this space football show i used to watch as a kid]

[dapper trail]

What’s it called

[drowsy flint]

i cant remember

[dapper trail]

K

[drowsy flint]

was like 20 years ago or something

[dapper trail]

eesh

Here is the finger worm again

[slow jolt]

some willies are so tough i might believe that they can run without their head

[broken wharf]

hello guys does anyone know any way to play halfsword in multiplayer?

[drowsy flint]

its quite simple tbf

turn off the pc, get into bed and get comfy

[broken wharf]

oh okay

[drowsy flint]

close your eyes, drift off to peaceful sleep and dream about HS MP

other than that, no

[flat delta]

best faction?

how does faster dodging work

[drowsy flint]

you dodge faster

https://tenor.com/view/oscars-standing-ovation-clap-clapping-applause-gif-5089552

[flat delta]

but you dont really control dodging no?

does it just

[drowsy flint]

yes

[flat delta]

happen

[drowsy flint]

shift and move

forward is sprint, but left, right and back if you press it instead of holding it does a kind of dash

thats the dodge

[flat delta]

i see

what would you say is the best faction though

[drowsy flint]

personally its less damage for me

means getting headshot with a helmet on wont knock you out straight away

others swear by stam regen or fast dodging

fast kicking is kinda shit

[flat delta]

assuming u still die to a seamingly minor getting cut in half

[drowsy flint]

sometimes

but thats more on the weapon being semi bugged i think

[flat delta]

ah

[slow jolt]

how do i parry with an axe

i cant see the thing im trying to parry

willie is in the way

[drowsy flint]

Press V

never play any other way again as long as you get a good helmet

[blazing gull]

i dont think your head is supposed to be able to do that

the bone breaking noise is so brutal

[drowsy flint]

i can beat that

believe it or not

[blazing gull]

are you an owl

[drowsy flint]

pretzelled this guy

[blazing gull]

oh

poor guy

[drowsy flint]

hes still alive

well he was when it was taken

[naive holly]

He aint getting back up

[blazing gull]

not the taint stabbing

[drowsy flint]

behold! the face of wishing for death

[blazing gull]

my hammer just took a guys jaw off

[idle ridge]

I threw an axe at a guy yesterday in Ultimate challenge

Took his leg clean off

[fallen slate]

anyone know how much the game will cost?

[rancid sluice]

nope

[main kelp]

does anyone know how to do the glitch where you can get fist fight at any tier

[rancid sluice]

all tiers are fist fights if you're brave enough

[main kelp]

true i just wanna beat up people with no armor in the gold armor

[lavish sapphire]

equip any tier in free mode
quit the game
reopen the game it should be on the gauntlet mode
click free mode and then click play

make sure not to go into the settings or anything once u restart the game, only click free mode and play and then u can change settings or whatever after

[blazing gull]

10 mil

[main kelp]

thank you goat ❤️‍🩹

[livid turtle]

Anyone else had a weapon phase into them without damage

[bold jacinth]

no balls!

[cunning aspen]

Well because you cut it off

[rancid sluice]

do any sword-swinging fellas have any tips for stabbing? i'm able to stab fine with polearms but for some reason my aim is just off every time i try to stab with a sword

[orchid spindle]

I got stabbing down with a knife pretty well, but when it comes to swords I'm just clueless with stabbin.

[pearl ferry]

move your mouse back before you thrust

and also producing momentum (moving forwards or into an opponent) will make stabbing easier

[rancid sluice]

i normally do both of those

[pearl ferry]

if you want sword stab practice try the commoner swords since they're pointier and quicker so it's easier to get a feel to stab with them

[rancid sluice]

like i said, i do this with polearms and have not that much trouble

[pearl ferry]

these types of swords are best for stabbing imo

you can also micro-adjust your tab when holding alt by moving your mouse around. it makes it so aiming is easier. once you kinda get the spacing of the sword right stabbing becomes really viable

[flat delta]

i could swear my willy just got its willy chopped off

somethings on the floor, my groin is bleeding, im not missing an appendage

no image perms yet 😭

i have confimed it is a willy

[gaunt cedar]

Photography channel

[novel dirge]

perfect duel no hits

[dim holly]

#photography📷

[flat delta]

sent it

[dim holly]

LMAO

[analog cosmos]

U said no hits but then u hit him at the end 👹👹👹

[novel dirge]

ON ME GNG HES TRYNA KILL ME

[narrow merlin]

can we talk about how your arm literally phases through your body and now your weapon is stuck behind your back or when you press e or q to get you character to pick something up they just stand there and hover their hand over what youre trying to pick up. this game is so infuriating and its been in development so long you would at least assume the devs would fix at least one problem with it but instead the only updates we get are combining demo and playteast with 0 bug fixes FIX YOUR TRASH GAMES PLZ

[humble thunder]

I DID ITTTTTTTTT

I HAVE BARON

[analog cosmos]

Are U ready for Dissapointment 👹👹👹

[humble thunder]

yeah

[flat delta]

why is the crete champion with the sword SO STRONG

i swear he just CUT THROUGH MY SWORD

[polar urchin]

gng i might be cooked

tf

[narrow merlin]

my sword literally glitches through the enemies and doesnt damage them at all this game is trash

[polar urchin]

it happens sometime but thats the reason why the game is in demo

[narrow merlin]

for literal years

[flat delta]

wait how do you use the weapon i take out of the abyss

[narrow merlin]

they dont care about this game at all and it shows

[flat delta]

just got a scythe and lost it 😭

[peak lava]

what is bro yapping about?

[polar urchin]

the game is fun

[peak lava]

what level of ragebait is this

[narrow merlin]

lose weight

[polar urchin]

and the shit u saying didn have somthing to do w me

[narrow merlin]

games is porely made and they will not fix it

[polar urchin]

@little wren

whos a game devb

[polar urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1357892297756246056/1365584062655365180/IMG_1886.gif

[peak lava]

Come on bro, at least get creative when insulting

[narrow merlin]

i mean it you cant cope with that body forever

[narrow merlin]

men are not supposed to lactate fyi

[polar urchin]

whats ur weight and hiegjt

[narrow merlin]

his is short and fat

[polar urchin]

how short in cm and kg

[narrow merlin]

12cm 350kg

[polar urchin]

dayum

@ everyone tigrtiger2 is 12cm 350 kg

[narrow merlin]

he is a little big guy

[humble thunder]

im at 4 feet and 400 kg am i cooked twin

[narrow merlin]

nah u good

[humble thunder]

for legal reasons this was a joke

[narrow merlin]

ik its muscle]

[polar urchin]

ur good im 3'5 and 420

jg

kg

[narrow merlin]

tiger on the other hand is hitting critical mass

hes gonna suck the sun closer to earth with his gravitational pull

[hollow coral]

half sword do be kinda jank but i fw it

[narrow merlin]

he's a danger to us all

[humble thunder]

would u say that hes built like a tiger

[peak lava]

tbf it is still demo, its come far from how it used to play on the old demo

[narrow merlin]

he weights as much as 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 tigers

[pearl ferry]

Durrrr durrr hurrrr

[narrow merlin]

furry cope

[peak lava]

dont bother, their iq is room temp and theyll insult you with the most basic stuff

[peak lava]

per example

[narrow merlin]

they not gonna let you hit bro ur fat

[humble thunder]

tiger animal or tiger tank

[narrow merlin]

they m,ight actually if you wear a fur suit

[hollow coral]

100%, my only biggest concerns
with the game is really 2 things

1. is it trying to be a silly hit things with swords game or a semi serious HEMA game
2. just wanting a sandbox mode/more modifiers because i use the game as a stress reliever and sometimes i wanna be an invulnerable person who clobbers willows

[humble thunder]

furry hate in the big year of 2025 🥀

[narrow merlin]

ahh wait youre a furry too tig? yall gotta stick together i get it.

[shy maple]

threw my halberd and it spunaround and bonked me in the head and i died

[narrow merlin]

furry hate is timeless

[hollow coral]

are you 12?

[humble thunder]

me when immature

"i make fun of people for wearing a costume with fur on it"

go outside bro..

[peak lava]

thats being generous

id say 10

[narrow merlin]

dude defending furries in the big 25

[pearl cliff]

the ultimate challenge is basically unplayable

[peak lava]

prob thinks he cool yelling slurs on xbox live

[narrow merlin]

thats exactly what im saying

[flat delta]

whats wthat

[humble thunder]

turn down npc damage to 0 and turn urs up to 100 🤫

[narrow merlin]

im on pc cuck duh

[pearl cliff]

i mean that it constantly crashes randomly

its unplayable

[shy maple]

i dont dislike furries but you guys are making stuff up about someone to get mad at

[humble thunder]

turn down blood all the way it worked for me

i had the same issue

[peak lava]

and you also have a profile, dummy

[narrow merlin]

Probably thinks hes cool because all the leftist say its okay to be a fatass and a drain on society

[humble thunder]

are you really saying "cuck" in a discord server about playing with swords

[narrow merlin]

BETA

[peak lava]

yea blood is the main laggy thing,

[humble thunder]

"t-t-the libs! the leftists! go ahead.. cancel me. make comedy legal again!"

[hollow coral]

i’m too old to care about whatever furries do, their weird stuff is kept within their areas, and i gotta admit making fursuits is pretty impressive from an artisan standpoint

[humble thunder]

ts bait bro

[peak lava]

uh oh, hes gettin angry

go back to cod with your lame ass mindset

[narrow merlin]

its really not yall are fr dumb af i said this game is bad and yall wanna start hating ill go swing for swing on yall bruh but yall havent said anthing substitive at all

[narrow merlin]

im a girl

[hollow coral]

i wasted many years of my life viewing things through the lens of “cringe and not cringe” and it’s rather exhausting

so honestly, just like the stuff you like

people will judge you way less if you have a job, and and take care of yourself

but that’s just basic standards of living

[wild narwhal]

Preach it brother

[lethal crag]

mayhaps this arguement should just be dismissed all together

just take a look at this instead

willie’s getting his own description

[peak lava]

willie has a kid?????????

[wild narwhal]

Awwww... They're all fathers.

[peak lava]

willie fuckes?

[lethal crag]

something else to think about as you’re bisecting 12 of them at a time

[wild narwhal]

... oh shit. They're all fathers?!

[lethal crag]

lolllllllllllll

[wild narwhal]

Flashback to me kicking and beating a Willie to death

[hoary jasper]

how do i get the trainer mod on the demo?

[lethal crag]

and so the son gets angry and trains to become a fighter for revenge, but you cannot leave the arena once in it-the kingdom won’t let you so the cycle continues

[lethal crag]

then, some become barons, they get defeated, and thats the cycle as it goes through

[dire gull]

devs should make the enemys survive after losing an arm or something makes the game longer

[peak lava]

sometimes they do

[lethal crag]

theres damage sliders in settings

and

[peak lava]

yea, that

[lethal crag]

sometimes thats all you need for them to keep swinging lol

[peak lava]

mayb a mod for it will come out eventully

[dire gull]

hopefully

[lethal crag]

#modders-guild-hall go ask the fellas here

[wild narwhal]

I'm actually loving Half Sword the way it is.

...but fuccccck the stabs are powerful

[lethal crag]

i do believe some of the mechanics were a bit better before the merge, but im not complaining

[pearl cliff]

battle of the century

[peak lava]

it only takes one swing

[pearl cliff]

i won, he didnt even touch me

[dire gull]

i dont like how when you give the a little whack on the chest theyll just give up even when damage sliders down as far as possible

[lethal crag]

you aint got the nerve

[pearl ferry]

its a game in play test. they dont owe you updates or fixes. It's simple a glimpse of what the game might be in the end.

[narrow merlin]

you are mentally handicapped

[dire gull]

like i just smacked some guy and hes already done for

[hoary jasper]

petiton to remove the fkass spiky spear from the game

[pearl ferry]

@tender quest hi im being harassed, can you tell them to stop?

[narrow merlin]

oh no cry wahhh

[hollow coral]

you’ve been awfully combative, is everything okay at home? or in your mind?

[narrow merlin]

im straight

[hollow coral]

me too, but that doesn’t answer my question

[pearl ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/mustelidae-sable-marten-cute-yawn-gif-27427668

[hollow coral]

are you lonely?

[thorny perch]

yo!

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[pearl ferry]

thy lady doth protest too much, methinks.

[hollow coral]

do you struggle with self esteem? so you only have fun putting down others?

[hollow coral]

yo

[thorny perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532225213060874270/1373499985768742982/togif.gif

[pearl cliff]

I thought you were singing some lyrics or sum at first

https://medal.tv/sv/games/half-sword/clips/kjsEk7Xh43QRomX9l?invite=cr-MSx1dFksMTQ0ODY5MDMy

[hollow coral]

what’s this creatures name

[pearl cliff]

bro i hate when willie pulls this tech out

[pearl ferry]

russian sable

[thorny perch]

we all should get along

[summer yacht]

Опа, гойдазвон подкатил

[hoary jasper]

FUCK‼️‼️‼️‼️ THE GUY DROPPED THAT SPIKY SPEAR AND I STEPPED ON IT AND DIED

[peak lava]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-reaction-low-tier-god-gif-3069402631519613407

[summer yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-ff-heavy-respects-pay-gif-14765885

[hollow coral]

i am a big fan of it

[idle crane]

Keep this channel English only please. We have other languages channels you can use

[peak lava]

Owch

[hoary jasper]

at least disable its hitboxes when its on the ground

[summer yacht]

I can’t speak ГОЙДА over here?

[pearl ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/rowan-sable-sable-marten-sable-marten-gif-14052098489394204395

i kin

[spring eagle]

mf broke my willies elbow so he cant lift the polearm

[hoary jasper]

also can the player be less drunk?

and not fall at every push

[spring eagle]

Can my father be less drunk as well if we are at it

[young ledge]

Commoner might be my favourite tier

[hoary jasper]

i slipped on my shield and got molested

[hollow coral]

i don’t know what that is, but i assume it means you have a fondness for an animal

i like apes

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-food-animals-cute-animals-cute-mo-gif-25728033

big fan of these

fellas

[lethal crag]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

nothing personal, just tradition

[hoary jasper]

bro im tryna beat the final challenge and it keeps crashing for no reason

[lethal crag]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

beautiful we’ve got two

[pearl ferry]

they are so cool too

[lethal crag]

anybody wanna go for three

[summer yacht]

go kuda?

nahuishe?

[hoary jasper]

can i change the game files

[pearl ferry]

stabbing people feels good

[latent moon]

i am so confused
i parried and yet his sword still ended up near my shoulder
and yet willie didnt hit me

[hoary jasper]

yo but is there a debug mode i am so done

[pearl cliff]

am i cooked?

[pearl ferry]

nah lock in

[supple kite]

what is the strategy for the third boss?

[latent moon]

id like to remind you that the moment you entirely lose one arm you become unable to use the other one
the only thing you can do then is kick and headbutt

[pearl ferry]

you can go through the tier with peasant instead of commoner

so you can use the pitchfork

pitchfork has more range than his greatsword so yoyu can stab from distance

(if u wanna cheese it)

[supple kite]

i was thinking about that, but was unsure. thanks!

[calm ivy]

This was a literal FACE OFF for all four of these guys lol:

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kgJkV9iGbjNkUOLUa?invite=cr-MSxpazEsMjY1MzE2ODc2

[spring eagle]

Guys i need help. What do i do if my weapons are inside my enemies but i dont have anymore

hes still coming

[latent moon]

try kicking him off balance and pull it out

at least he didnt pull it out to kill you with it

[spring eagle]

this guy dropped his sword so now hes getting tripe penetrated

[dapper trail]

His hands were full

Sheesh

Look at this helmet I drew tho

[latent moon]

yeah uh
in a longsword duel i stabbed willie in the right arm,disarming him
he proceeded to pull out the sword with his other arm and fight me with it

Not sure if he even screamed

[dapper trail]

Aura

[pearl cliff]

willies are beasts

[dapper trail]

The ultra willie

[latent moon]

this looks nice
but what are those black spots all over it?
and a watch dogs logo lookalike bottom right corner

[dapper trail]

Shadows I think

It just looks cool

[supple kite]

well, it worked. not 100%, but still better than the long sword. thanks

[dapper trail]

What worked

[supple kite]

pitchfork in 3th boss

[dapper trail]

Pitchfork against commoner boss perhaps

Yes indeed

But yk

Learn to parry

Use slow mo if you have to

[supple kite]

I win against him a couple of times, but never was 100%. Either I hit him or he divide me in half.

[flat delta]

ive been playing for 4 hours

cant get past commoner

[shell radish]

Easy way is pitchfork every other way actually requires some skill

[flat delta]

this is tragic

[shell radish]

Just practice in freemode or abyss

[dapper trail]

Slow of the mo guys

[flat delta]

are you actually able to parry his greatsword?

[dapper trail]

CLANG…..SWOOSH

Yes

[flat delta]

every time i try

he just swings thru my sword and kills me

[dapper trail]

Or at least put it to the side

[flat delta]

flipping brute

[dapper trail]

Impossible

[flat delta]

like i mean he moves my sword to my head and then his sword kills me

not going through my sword

[dapper trail]

Are u half swording

[flat delta]

meaning?

[dapper trail]

Or like what way are you holding the sword

Holding rmb

[flat delta]

nope

not holding rmb

[dapper trail]

K

[flat delta]

tryna deflect

[dapper trail]

What’s your dpi

[pearl cliff]

can willie clutch this?

[flat delta]

1k and i have sens pretty high

[supple kite]

For me, what work with the sword is to play with him for some seconds and when he miss a hit, do all in. Either you kill him, eiter he will crush your skull

[dapper trail]

Eek

I have max sens in game and about 10k dpi

[hoary jasper]

i hate this game but i have to beat it now

[flat delta]

i all ined after he missed a huge swing i didnt kill him he swung again and cut me in half

[dapper trail]

But when I’m chill I like to use 5k dpi

[flat delta]

ill try upp my dpi

max sens is to the right in this game isnt it

[dapper trail]

Yes

But

When you first make the switch to high sens

I suggest you play around with it in free mode first

To get the hang of it yk

[flat delta]

ye

[supple kite]

50 50. Keep trying and some day you will get him. After him, the game become easier.

[flat delta]

10k dpi are you a madman

[dapper trail]

For me, high sens generates harder strikes. But after around 14k dpi, stop getting harder.

[flat delta]

i just changed mine to 8.5 and my mouse feels like bambi on skates

[dapper trail]

I used to play with 18k….

[flat delta]

that cant be normal

[dapper trail]

I know

I have only met one brother at 15k dpi

No one else

[flat delta]

im going down to 4k i cant do 8

[dapper trail]

The lowest I found was 400 dpi

Whatever suites you best

[pearl ferry]

yea you can but it's basically luck that it deflects properly

[dapper trail]

Nay, I say.

20 percent luck only

[flat delta]

im on fists but my strikes dont really feel harder

[dapper trail]

I meant with swords

And by harder I mean more momentum

Which kinda makes it harder

[fallow sentinel]

fack em up

[hoary jasper]

WHY DOES THE FUCK TAKE 3 BUISSNESS DAYS TO GET UP

ima give up now

[fallow sentinel]

skill issue

[dapper trail]

Unlucky

Also

Cut willie some slack

He’s only human

[hoary jasper]

is willie drunk

[pearl ferry]

unless you're hitting parries on the greatsword consistently over and over then it's mostly luck. his weapon is way heavier than anything else on the tier and even if you push it aside he can just bring it up and explode you on contact

[dapper trail]

Yeah it’s constantly

[fallow sentinel]

do u think he fights sober?

[dapper trail]

Depends

[pearl ferry]

Show then.

[hoary jasper]

no but is he like so intoxicated hes on the brink of death

[dapper trail]

Can’t

I’m on my iPad

Also

I’m at my summer place

[hoary jasper]

willie can trip on his shield and die

hes so weak

[dapper trail]

We all collectively love that!

[runic raven]

Crazy

[wild basin]

i love the game, its so realistic and the combat feels really good

[white sierra]

I use halfsword enhanced specifically for this issue. There is a dedicated “get up” button. Also the “dash” is a lot of fun as well. You can do some sick dash cuts. Really opens up the whole game.

[sleek gull]

Half Sword ruins sword combat in other games for me. lol.

[dire relic]

boom

[spring eagle]

i got actually sliced in two

[umbral nimbus]

What loadouts do you all enjoy the most?

[spring eagle]

Voulge

anything with Voulge

[drowsy flint]

i love a good longsword or 2h axe

[twilit escarp]

Willie really does look like he just beat 4 men to death with his fists.

[desert acorn]

this is fine... I guess?

[twilit escarp]

I'd pull that out before you turn to quickly and get cut in half

though pulling it out might kill you too

[desert acorn]

I died pulling it out, RIP

[twilit escarp]

lmao

[drowsy flint]

clean

[desert acorn]

this time no ones getting to me

[dusky fulcrum]

is there a way to reset gauntlet mode i dont wanna do the final challenge

[spring eagle]

he has a sword trough the spine. why is he walking

I think the devs really gotta add spine damage

[bronze dust]

I'm not saying to be rude, but the solution is in pins

[dusky fulcrum]

okie dokie

[spring eagle]

if your spine gets chopped like that its lights out

[drowsy flint]

Harvey Dented this Mofo

[desert acorn]

got my left hand chopped off on round 2 in challenge, still fighting

just done 3 more waves with just a plançon in one hand

[nimble delta]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[dusky fulcrum]

👍 👍 👍

[wind charm]

non leathal takedown

[twilit escarp]

a cut so perfect it took nothing but his eyes,

and a good chunk of his nose

but

[desert acorn]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[umbral nimbus]

I love the greatsword however I suspect it is highkey bad at certain armor levels

especially against an axe/sword + shield guy with chest armor

really hard to break that defense

[drowsy flint]

higher armour levels its great halfsword stanced

[desert acorn]

so close

[drowsy flint]

shame there isnt mordhau or itd be peak

[umbral nimbus]

yeah I've learned to love halfswording after you close

but still I am at my worst with the greatsword

[dusky fulcrum]

what do you use?!

[desert acorn]

Baron unlocked!

[umbral nimbus]

wdym

[dusky fulcrum]

like what weapon

[twilit escarp]

you have to be kidding me

[umbral nimbus]

I'm not really sure the different names, although I do like the one with the really wide crossguard

[umbral nimbus]

How do you open that menu?

[dusky fulcrum]

i know what you're sayiing yeah

[twilit escarp]

tap R

left click to equip in your right hand, right click to equip in your left

[tacit prawn]

Press L

[umbral nimbus]

I wish daggers were a bit better for finishing heavily armored opponents

as it is I feel like only blunt force is reliable

[drowsy flint]

ground em
grab em
stab em

[umbral nimbus]

thx

[opaque sorrel]

hello guys, is there some way to reset my gauntlet mode ?

[umbral nimbus]

very hard to actually aim

[umbral nimbus]

die

[opaque sorrel]

yea, but I am playing for the purple guy now, and when I die it won't reset

[twilit escarp]

you have to beat the baron before you can reset it afaik

once you do it should reset on game launch

[dusky fulcrum]

i just asked this lmao 😭

not trying to be a dick just funny

[dusky fulcrum]

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[dusky fulcrum]

😭

[drowsy flint]

easier than you think, its less about aiming and more about positioning

[opaque sorrel]

ah, I see, I didn't read it srry for that xd

but thx

[drowsy flint]

first one was behind the neck guard into the throat, this one is under the armpit

same guy for ease of showing where to stab, and it isnt the easiest but it can be done fairly reliably

[drowsy flint]

someone pls explain

[tame barn]

OMG IM AT THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE

[bronze dust]

it's tough, but keep at it and I'm sure you'll get it!

[umbral nimbus]

My least favorite part about the gauntlet is having to beat up a bunch of beggars every time I die

[rancid sluice]

look man sometimes willy gets stage fright

[tame barn]

My most favorite part about the gauntlet is being able to kill the bourgeoise being a farmer

[rancid sluice]

why were there no successful peasant uprisings in medieval times? they had pitchforks after all

[tame barn]

i really like using the sword too, specially doing real stances and moves

tail/fools guard my beloved

[drowsy flint]

i like it

i do fist fights and see how much damage i can do when theyre on their feet

killed a man once, he just died on his feet from a hook

[jolly gorge]

anybody know how to make a dead willie in abyss mode stop trying to drag you into hell with them? they wont let go and ive tried to see if i was grabbing them but i wasnt, they might have completely fucked my run.

nevermind, fixed the bug, but now my willie is just endlessly trying to grab something with his main arm which has just fucked my run over.

[idle crane]

Im assuming you are stuck in place. Oh nevermind

[jolly gorge]

now hes just tryna grab something that isnt even there

very unfortunate, hope the devs make it so that all dead willies just let go of anything they have

and that the player willie gains enough braincells to realize the thing hes trying to grab never existed

[bleak juniper]

Damn bro how can u move your sword so easily

[umbral nimbus]

Is anybody else having a bug with the pitchfork where your guy tries to swing it like a bat?

[drowsy flint]

in what way?

[jolly gorge]

hold right click lol

or hold alt to go into thrusting mode

holding left click normally with any sort of spear makes it like a blunt weapon.

[umbral nimbus]

I am using alt

[jolly gorge]

are you holding it?

[umbral nimbus]

yes lol

I am holding alt to thrust and he instead holds it like a bat with one hand floating in the air

[jolly gorge]

so im assuming your character is holding the pitchfork in their left hand

[bleak juniper]

Oh ok thanks that helps a lot

[jolly gorge]

if thats the case, then just hold x to swap it back, if not, then congrats you found a bug nobody else has ever gotten.

[umbral nimbus]

right hand

I'll try to get a video of it later

not using a pitchfork rn

[jolly gorge]

k

[umbral nimbus]

lmao I don't understand why you're being defensive

[drowsy flint]

get bodied son

[umbral nimbus]

even if I'm wrong it is, at worst, a mechanical error on my part

not a personal disagreement

[tame barn]

i like going militia and just keep killing people with a sword

OH YEAH

[drowsy flint]

"i can beat him with 1 arm tied behind my back" lmao

[tame barn]

AND I LOVE THE BRAVE STAND USING THE MONTANTE