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late silo
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unbelievable

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I cant get over the first / second enemies in free mode

median depot
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levels of cope reaching critical levels

late silo
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yes

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I spent like the last 2 hours reaching the final rank

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because I died at the final boss for a little bug

median depot
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magical thing in the settings makes this not a problem

hot hare
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Is it considered unworthy and cheating if making the damage to the enemy max?

late silo
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what magical thing

hot hare
median depot
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its considered main character syndrome

late silo
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lmao

median depot
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and its very overpowered

late silo
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nah I'll leave the settings like that

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not even funny if its' easy

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I was celebrating after beating the final boss (not baron)

median depot
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"nah ill leave it like that"

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HOW DARE ME GET CUT IN HALF BYTHJHFHGHGHGHGHG

late silo
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skill issue

median depot
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cant argue with that ngl

late silo
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max win would be winning against the fork as a first enemy

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the fork is op

median depot
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if u dont like easy game

late silo
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but yea, good luck to me getting closer with the small pocket knife

median depot
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beat the baron unarmoured with fists

late silo
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damn

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that's just self inflicting pain

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I forgot the term

median depot
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sadism

late silo
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yea that's sadic

median depot
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sadic

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🗿

late silo
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anybody did it?

median depot
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no

late silo
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it should be impossible right

median depot
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and if they did they probably hate themselves

late silo
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just blunt to the head?

weary hatch
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Peasant Route

late silo
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nice

median depot
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i mean the only way i can think of doing it is getting really lucky with grappling and giving him brain damage on the floor

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or do this

weary hatch
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This is the ONLY way to win ANY fight

late silo
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well if he trips over u can just spam kick?

weary hatch
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Like a true alpha

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beat the shit out of their think piece

median depot
median depot
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cant think if their brain is in seventy pieces

late silo
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wtf is that

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old version of the game?

fierce wedge
pearl ermine
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the gardening hoe definitely swings differently than I remember it

median depot
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OH GOD ITS HEDIOUS

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HIDIOUS

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WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS

pearl ermine
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Does it swing worse at higher speeds?

median depot
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I WANT IT DEAD

weary hatch
soft osprey
weary hatch
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Hold Right click and charge at his torso for a free 1shot

median depot
late silo
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how can I post pictures here?

median depot
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be an og

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like me 🗿

late silo
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I just smacked the fork guy with the small knife

late silo
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what is this boss?

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a mod?

median depot
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how does one summon THE CRYPTID

fierce wedge
median depot
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which mod

fierce wedge
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the only trainer thats for the modern demo

median depot
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the uh

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half sword enhancer?

fierce wedge
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yeah

median depot
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teach me the ways

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of summoning

soft osprey
weary hatch
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"never weild again, loser"

fierce wedge
median depot
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wait

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can i make myself look like that

fierce wedge
median depot
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good lord

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wait i dont see

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how

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to summon it

fierce wedge
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its in the config of whichever tab has a npc spawner thing

quartz stump
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bro I js cut off the commoners grete champions leg but his sword on the ground cut mine off and I died

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not cool

median depot
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OH MY GOD

urban jackal
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anyone else enjoy breaking their bones

median depot
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I CAN MAKE IT LIKE

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GODZILLA SIZED

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if its floating it crashes my game instantly

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lol

pearl ermine
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any way to make sure the armour doesn't despawn in the ult challenge?

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I've been screwed a few times on a chestplate never dropping

fierce wedge
verbal lintel
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Its possible complete the gauntlet with 100% damage to player and 0% damage to npc?

verbal lintel
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I try it but i cant pass the beggan class XD

fierce wedge
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they should definitely add like a 1% chance for a max height willie to spawn in the abyss

pearl ermine
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yeah the garden hoe feels really bad to use right now, idk if it's the same as it's always been but it feels really wacky

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Like there's no momentum to it, and the swings feel really odd

fierce wedge
pearl ermine
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idk if it's supposed to be this rough on purpose or what, but it feels atrocious compared to something like the pitchfork

clear horizon
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Sk

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I'm bout to buss

shy fossil
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the battering ram incident

clear horizon
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Hhj I jj

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Iii

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Iuii

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Iio

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99

soft osprey
lethal crag
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You are now a penguin.

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Quack.

marsh sandal
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What is the first rank that brave stand can appear

gilded breach
winged elm
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I got cooked by a peasant with a knife

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my entire upper torso was gone

tawdry vale
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Mordhau Technique

hollow delta
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huh.... shit.

hollow delta
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lmao

tawdry vale
shy fossil
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hey guys, i think i broke his neck

vagrant totem
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the final boss is nuts

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how tf do you kill that gold dude

tawdry vale
vagrant totem
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his sword is about 3m long aswell

glacial wharf
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the first boss is probally the most annozing

vagrant totem
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i asusune the only way is blunt object to the head, over and over

glacial wharf
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ye but hard to find any good weapon

serene tulip
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I'd say I won but he technically DID live.
He just waited a long time before crying in agony again before shortly choking on his own blood

idle crane
crude temple
vagrant totem
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bro

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the final boss is nuts what are yall on about

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the gold dude

glacial wharf
vagrant totem
serene tulip
vagrant totem
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why cant i post photos

serene tulip
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have to cashapp a moderator

vagrant totem
tawdry vale
vagrant totem
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welp i was gonna post a photo

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just beat Ultimate challenge on normal diff

serene tulip
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fights get interesting at this setting lol

vagrant totem
serene tulip
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I played on that for a long time but after awhile it got to the point where a fight would be over in seconds.

Now Willies don't react much to any non-life threatening injury.
You can still kill them with such strikes, but it usually takes more than just the one or two

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their resilience seems about similar to mine now, in terms of taking injury but still being able to fight

whole pike
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so who pinged me on game footage?

tawdry vale
serene tulip
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pick a willie with no arm armor
first fight is axeman
okayge

whole pike
tawdry vale
whole pike
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ohh heh i see

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but its sadly useless

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you can't fight like that, movement is so hard

delicate peak
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Is there a setting to make the npcs give up less easy

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it seems they just quit so easy now

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like the fall and call it quits

serene tulip
vagrant totem
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is there any objective at baron tier? or just endless play?

delicate peak
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I just did that and he gave up before bruises even showed

glacial wharf
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whats the best weapn agains 3rd boss?

proven verge
glacial wharf
proven verge
proven verge
glacial wharf
serene tulip
twin pumice
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Will Half Sword have multiplayer support on release?

vagrant totem
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that would be gold

deep shale
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is there any tips/advice on staying upright after getting hit?

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i vaguely remember it being discussed like a week ago in here
I wish i paied attention 💀

serene tulip
frozen tide
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never goes down

vagrant totem
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nah i got him

frozen tide
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i gave him at least 5 concussions and he stood standing

vagrant totem
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i used the spiked spear

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managed to wobble him on my first hit

frozen tide
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i wanted one but no one had it

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i just smacked him with a regular spear

vagrant totem
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and he went down

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spiked spear is giga op

frozen tide
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once he's down tho youre good

vagrant totem
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well sometimes bro

frozen tide
deep shale
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both times ive beaten him, i had to wrestle him to the ground and hit him 50 times with a mace

vagrant totem
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sometimes he just tanks it and gets straight back up

deep shale
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the man might not have a brain

frozen tide
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ive never killed him

deep shale
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he might be a flesh automaaton piloted by a rat or something

vagrant totem
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AND THEN

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when you get to play as him

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hes so fucking weak bro

frozen tide
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nah hes good

deep shale
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he's ok

frozen tide
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i just wish he was strong enough to use his weapons

vagrant totem
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bruh hes ass, id rather play as the standard guy

frozen tide
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no ones killing you tho

vagrant totem
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he cant swing his stuff around

frozen tide
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basically unkillable as the baron

frozen tide
deep shale
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i'd rather play as papa

vagrant totem
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im doing a fist only run now

frozen tide
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the poleaxe he just never grabs

vagrant totem
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made it to Militia so far

frozen tide
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wtf

vagrant totem
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fists op if you catch them right

frozen tide
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how exactly do you plan on winning knight fights

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hit them in the dome?

deep shale
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yeah pm

vagrant totem
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if they using loing range you just grab em and beat them

deep shale
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grabbing is so gud

frozen tide
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good luck on the ultimate challenge

vagrant totem
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yh that will be a problem

deep shale
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no gauntlets drop in the challenge

true zealot
twin pumice
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Jeez my Half Sword just crashed.

vagrant totem
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it crashes alot

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turn down blood

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he helps

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i got a top of the range pc, i cant play on this game max everything, it crashes

shrewd patio
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soooo my willie is frozen in place

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like stuck

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just his torso

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how do i fix that

proven verge
normal sigil
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THis guy does not give one single fuck

dry comet
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anyone else crashing on the final challenge

normal sigil
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Gotcha now fucker

proven verge
clear horizon
graceful agate
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is it just me or are the physics feeling more floppy than usual?

grave grove
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a briliant arc if i dont say so myself

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idk why the file disapeared the first tiem

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i hit him again cause he no fall

deep shale
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you are a boss

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you are a boss dont deny it
you kill everyone you meet

every boss matchup is just a player shitting their trousers when you execute the resident evil roundhouse kick after triple-feinting with the broadsword

grave grove
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tis but a flesh wound

knotty wind
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the worst mechanic in this game is definitely how my willie clings desperately to a wound that isn't bleeding anymore and doesn't let me pick up anything off the ground

grave grove
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i also hate that

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i got a paper cut on my hand and could no longer swing right lol

graceful agate
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i set both player and NPC damage to max...

fierce wedge
grave grove
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2 fatal errors

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BREH

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they both happened when i grabbed an item while the body was still disapearing????

odd kiln
upper dust
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I killed a willie in backwards grip, I think I might be sick 😭

calm pagoda
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How to mod

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The game

fierce wedge
cursive gate
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are they ever going to fix surrendering

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out of curiosity

odd kiln
cursive gate
odd kiln
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wdym

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if you hold G you surrender

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that works

fierce wedge
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im shaking this guy around by the head

cursive gate
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i can't tell you how many times i've died while holding G because someone decided to swing at me anyways

grave grove
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yea they can do that

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not a bug

odd kiln
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if theyre already mid swing they might not stop in time or they just dont feel like it

fierce wedge
cursive gate
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who thought that was a good idea

odd kiln
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dont think its a bug. Some people just want to see you dead 😕

odd kiln
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didnt think so

cursive gate
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didn't even answer but ok

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also do i look like an AI

odd kiln
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kinda

cursive gate
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???

odd kiln
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👍

cursive gate
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what the fuck is your problem

odd kiln
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I just told you how its not a bug

cursive gate
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that's objectively a dumb feature

odd kiln
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not objective because I dont think its dumb

cursive gate
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i guess i envy you, i don't see how it's fun

late marsh
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Should i try the gauntlet with just fists?

odd kiln
cursive gate
fierce wedge
cursive gate
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but that can happen

odd kiln
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would still make the game like 3x easier

fierce wedge
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they should make like a reputation system maybe, nothing out there but just every surrendering willie you kill ups the chance of a willie still swinging when you try to surrender

stone kite
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also, like Zigeuninja said, some people DO just want to see you dead

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so if you can kill the AI after they surrender, the AI can kill you after you surrender

summer brook
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some enemies will keep attacking
some will somewhat stop attacking
some will back off a lot

fierce wedge
cursive gate
odd kiln
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yea its an AI thats supposed to represent an actual enemy

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that wants to win / kill you

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like what

stone kite
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but you're in a fight to the death

fierce wedge
cursive gate
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not even at the last second either

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i've surrendered a whole two seconds before they decided to come over and lop my head off

grave grove
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FUUUUUUU

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bouta get destroyed rn

cursive gate
stone kite
grave grove
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he stabbed through my armor, and lifted me up, AND THEN THREW ME WTH

odd kiln
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historically accurate

cursive gate
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a balance between the two is totally possible

odd kiln
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which there already is

stone kite
odd kiln
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because most of the time they will actually let you live

stone kite
stone kite
cursive gate
stone kite
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90% of the time they swing after I surrender

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very rarely do I surrender and not end up half dead

cursive gate
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or missing a limb and bleed out instantly anyways

odd kiln
stone kite
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makes it easier imo

stone kite
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like

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they will come after me to get a last swing in

odd kiln
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rarely happens to me honestly

stone kite
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I was fighting this guy with a hoe and I started surrendering when he was on the ground (bc my arms were fucked) and he got up and still swung on me

cursive gate
late marsh
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I've noticed that if willie doesn't say anything, they don't back off, might just be me

whole sandal
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♂LET♂NOT♂THY♂HAND♂BE♂HEAVY♂UPON♂ME♂

cursive gate
cursive gate
fierce wedge
tender quest
whole sandal
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Personally I think they should get rid of the surrender mechanic entirely and force you to beat everyone to death

cursive gate
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i genuinely want to know

fierce wedge
glad heart
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anyone been having crashes on the last 2-3 bosses? tryna figure out if its a me problem or the game

odd kiln
glad heart
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ive tried changing graphics & mode a couple time still does it

fierce wedge
stone kite
whole sandal
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To replace it they should add a breakdance button

stone kite
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or are you surrendering when they are within range of y ou

knotty wind
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here's something annoying: does anybody actually know why the player willie is so, so much easier to knock down than enemy willies?

cursive gate
odd kiln
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running up to their face and then holding G

odd kiln
whole sandal
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They don't kill you because they want to, they kill you to spare you and your family the dishonor of surrender

cursive gate
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vids aren't playing

odd kiln
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normal mp4 file

knotty wind
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i'm straight up not gonna play final trial until the crashes are fixed

grave grove
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same, i cant fight them if my games going to not allow me to imput every few seconds, i throw my mouse to the right and my character wimply tries to swing lol (no damage)

tender quest
grave grove
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also it would be good if they brought back blunt damage (it still exists but is SEVERLY demnished

shadow bluff
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Hey I've just joined the server to put in a bug report but it's not sending in the bug reports forum for some reason so if somebody could put it in on my behalf that would be appreciated:

Higher Level Gear in Beggar Fights in Free Mode
To reproduce, switch to free mode and select a higher level character. Then leave the game, rejoin and switch to free mode. You should get the same character again but without clicking any buttons. If you now press play, you will be able to engage in fist play, spoilage and carnage against beggar opponents.

I am using linux mint with proton to run the game although I find it unlikely that is the cause of the problem. My guess given my programming history would be that the character and level is saved between games but because you don't press any buttons your difficulty is desynced because difficulty is set by pressing a button.

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Oh damn I can't attach images I have two screenshots, oh well

alpine tangle
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Does anyone know if entrails will get added back in?

tender quest
tender quest
cerulean cloud
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"ay bro i gotta tell u something"

alpine tangle
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Ok, i was just wondering since the new demo update and the playtest gore update didnt include them

brave kindle
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whats the super spiky spear called

grave grove
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slicing in this game is diobolical rn XD i just cut straight through this guys leg, sliced his chest twice (full line acrost) and stabed him with a spear, yet he stands and continues to fight like nothing happened, also i put npc damage at high :|

grave grove
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theres two i beleive

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one thats a bug club

brave kindle
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has like 15 s\pikes

grave grove
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and the other is the late game BASHER

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why would you count them XD

brave kindle
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well 13

cerulean cloud
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i threw a knife into his hand i hope he falls over and fucking dies

brave kindle
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i just took a guess

mellow bronze
brave kindle
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take a look at my game footage for a giggle

cerulean cloud
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IT DID FUCKING NOTHING BECAUSE THIS FUCKER CAN SWING WITH ONE HAND WTF AND PEOPLE SAY HE ISNT OP

alpine tangle
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Skill issue, he was one of the easiest bosses i killed

cerulean cloud
alpine tangle
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The farmer is thee easiest

cerulean cloud
alpine tangle
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Have you tried a spear on him? Or just stabbing him with a great sword

cerulean cloud
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did i mention the 20 foot long sword he can swing in less than half a second

alpine tangle
cerulean cloud
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yeah

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and if i use the greatsword for example, before i can get close to him, he cuts my arms off

mellow wigeon
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Hey guys uh

alpine tangle
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Try long distance, also sprinting into him will knock him over

mellow wigeon
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Where do my halfsword screenshots go?

alpine tangle
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Idk

mellow wigeon
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Can't find the folder

cerulean cloud
alpine tangle
cerulean cloud
tender quest
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3rd question

alpine tangle
cerulean cloud
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as soon as he swings he can just swing again

alpine tangle
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So can you, whatever the ai can do the player can as well

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Also i just half sword the great sword to block his hits anyways

cerulean cloud
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i hate how cutting works in this game

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i get stabbed in the leg and then my leg just pops off and flies 20 feet

lavish crest
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Bro I can't even get passed the first fucking rank I keep dying and dying and fucking dying for no reason

vivid iris
tawdry dune
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Is it just me or when you die its just a 5050 that the game`ll crash?

cerulean cloud
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if you get stabbed and then they move the sword 1 inch your entire torso can just pop off for no reason

remote vector
cerulean cloud
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yeah so i have this funny glitch where every time i die in half sword my entire address gets posted to 30 different social media outlets

tawdry dune
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Makes sense

lavish crest
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So I try to pick up my weapon and for some reason I just torpedo myself into the gravel like I'm a fucking drill or some shit

cerulean cloud
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yeowch

languid merlin
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is low sens = faster progression in game

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in terms of learning

tender quest
tawdry dune
lavish crest
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Well that just makes this game so fun

tawdry dune
patent blade
patent blade
languid shuttle
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Guys, im trying to get through the ultimate challenge, does anyone knows how to stop fatal errors?

patent blade
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just make it a right click grip variant

tender quest
patent blade
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i just wanna use a sword all the time

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poleaxe for fun only

tawdry dune
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Is it just me or the first boss is near impossible to beat unless you're really good at punching the fuck outta him or you get a shield?

tender quest
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could always use the knife on the ground

tawdry dune
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or i surrender after him luckly missing

jolly gorge
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Shovels are pretty good against him if you get in close and use RMB

tawdry dune
jolly gorge
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First three bosses are really just about getting lucky / not getting unlucky in my limited experience, its p frustrating

tawdry dune
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Nvm i got a shield

tender quest
tawdry dune
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Like the safest strategy to me atleast to beat first boss is just not be scared of surrendering.

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and then when you get a shield it's over for him.

jolly gorge
tawdry dune
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The second you gotta get the ptichfork (i think its how its called) and then just charge at him like a peasant

jolly gorge
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I never use shields or pitchforks myself lol

tawdry dune
tawdry dune
jolly gorge
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Big candelabra or the knife for boss one is my go to

tawdry dune
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you can spam em against anything

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and it works

steady lantern
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what’s the final class

brittle canyon
steady lantern
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how’s it look, haven’t reached it yet

brittle canyon
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I’ve done got smacked with that man too many times

lime bluff
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I like the full sword technique

lethal crag
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i wonder how well his hearing is right now

light storm
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i died and won at the exact same time so now im booty butt naked against a swordsman

humble bloom
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Skill issue

light storm
light storm
lethal crag
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finally nailed my first spin kick to the head

light storm
lethal crag
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loll this is so fun dude

tawdry dune
vivid iris
keen grove
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hey guys, anyone know a way to downgrade the game to a previous version?

jolly gorge
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less than an hour after joining this discord and I'm realising that my skills are bottom of the food chain lol

strong lark
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when will final challenge crash be fixed

light storm
light storm
lethal crag
tawdry dune
dreamy hatch
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I come bearing news. The scythe boss is broken. One touch of this weapon even motionless makes my poor man turn into two smaller leaking men. Please fix k thx bye

patent blade
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mitosis

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the scythe was always broken

vivid iris
light storm
tawdry dune
light storm
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yea

tawdry dune
vivid iris
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ye its pretty easy but fun

somber vector
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interesting, somehow I got in the fist fight level with my previous gear

light storm
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if you start the game without touching anything you can get your gear from your last playthrough in the beggar stages

waxen lance
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doubleblunt polearm my beloved(ignore the guy on the ground this aint abt him)

light storm
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but polehammers real good too

jolly gorge
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Lucerne supremacy

manic cradle
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add guns to the halfsword

lethal crag
calm ivy
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I have unlocked.. PRUNE ARMOR:

lethal crag
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his armor’s got more wrinkles than my shirts

calm ivy
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VERY north(like, the sky):

lethal crag
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is the best way i can describe it

vague grail
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Why are the bosses so tall

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this willie scares me

lethal crag
vague grail
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he gains the height from the willie he kills

lethal crag
plucky remnant
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Giant willies

vague grail
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he Absorbs it

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does tk still work?

lethal crag
vague grail
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telekinesis

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Great enemy felled

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i slashed his neck

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and stabbed him

sturdy spoke
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are the other people in the abyss also fighting for their life to come back

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i think that would be cool

vague grail
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yeah

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i think of it as like purgatory

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except the boss guards the gates

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or something like that

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i like snapping the willies necks

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in the menu

elfin abyss
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duude, i just fell over in the abyss for No reason and died to a hammer

zinc field
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thats so sad

urban jackal
zinc field
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literally me

past turtle
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how do you rotate the half sword like the ai sometimes does when blocking with it

zinc field
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mouse

past turtle
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yeah but it only goes up and down, the ai can actually rotate it to the side, ill take a screenshot one second

elfin abyss
#

there is a huge hole in my guys head and he's fine

#

from the axe boss

zinc field
#

i had one like that

#

but instead of axe he got 3 slices to the head from a swordguy

lethal crag
zinc field
#

so theres guy named joel?

#

theres me?

#

theres me?

lethal crag
zinc field
#

theres me?

lethal crag
#

YES

zinc field
#

YAY

elfin abyss
#

is there a me?

lethal crag
#

yes.

#

but remember every willie goes by willie

zinc field
#

is there abom ?

lethal crag
zinc field
#

woah

lethal crag
#

you could be fighting anyone

zinc field
#

theres blue guy

lethal crag
#

so does that mean we have multiplayer? (no lol)

zinc field
#

aww

#

i really like my new pfp

#

i cant stop lookinga at it

lethal crag
zinc field
#

yes

#

your pfp is minecrat blue guy

lethal crag
zinc field
#

yes

#

golden buzzer when?

humble bloom
zinc field
#

press buzzer!

#

buzz!

#

buzz!

#

buzz!

#

buzz!

#

buzz!

lethal crag
#

but it makes sense

zinc field
#

yes

#

i press buzzer becus good tip!

#

buzz!

elfin abyss
zinc field
#

woah

#

he is special?

elfin abyss
lethal crag
warped apex
#

Well ow

elfin abyss
zinc field
#

i got pictures of me before i die

#

i was fighting in abyss

#

and then he broke my arm

#

and then my weapon despawned

lethal crag
warped apex
#

I like how everyone's photos are so different lol

lethal crag
zinc field
#

hey buddy need a hand?

elfin abyss
#

hold right click on your willies head and yank it to the right

vague grail
#

why are all the vc channels gone?

elfin abyss
#

when i beheadded someone i kinda picked his head up and threw it

zinc field
#

same

#

no wait

#

if its in brave stand

lethal crag
zinc field
#

i use his head as a weapon

vague grail
#

like all of em

#

there were more

warped apex
lethal crag
vague grail
#

i might be dumb

#

nvrmind

zinc field
#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lethal crag
vague grail
#

there were 2 more

zinc field
#

i have this igrjsorjgsrg9jis0rhgursigj0sr9g9srighusorgisr8iystufgisfjhgsrg

lethal crag
vague grail
#

it was just vc 2

#

or something

#

else

#

all i remember

lethal crag
#

dunno, i dont remember there being a VC 2

vague grail
#

willie is lichrally star platinum

zinc field
#

im so dumb that i understood "lichrally"

vague grail
#

Just stabbed t1 boss willie in his non-existent nuts

zinc field
#

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#

NOT IN THE NUTS

vague grail
#

i use "lichrally" in conversation

#

lol

zinc field
#

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

vague grail
#

i might be dumb

zinc field
#

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

vague grail
zinc field
#

ANYWHERE BUT THE NUTS

#

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#

YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED HIM HONORABLY

vague grail
#

i had a knife okay

zinc field
#

now he pisses blood

vague grail
#

it seemed vital

zinc field
#

YOU COULD HAVE SLICED HIS GUTS

#

THAT WOULD BE BETTER

#

nooooooooooooooo

#

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#

i hope hes okay

vague grail
#

no more willy for willie

zinc field
#

i hope his nuts regenerate

#

great now he needs a prosthetic dick

elfin abyss
#

i made a character named garry in the abyss

#

he was a horrible man

#

i need another name

vague grail
#

barry

elfin abyss
#

...

vague grail
#

or larry

elfin abyss
#

a unique name

#

please

vague grail
#

reaznov

#

reznov

elfin abyss
#

No that's your name

zinc field
#

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

#

bartholomew the 5th

elfin abyss
#

got it

#

thank you joel aka vinny vinesauce

zinc field
#

can u send me a screenshot of bartholomew the 5th?

elfin abyss
#

he's not ready yet

#

i need to clothe him

zinc field
#

oh ok

#

can you give him a good helmet

elfin abyss
#

also if you hold alt you can stab with stuff

#

or jab.. depends if your using fists or not

zinc field
#

ik

#

but helmets spawn in the abyss

#

like every armor spawn in the abyss

#

you can find them

vague grail
#

i said weave right before thjis

elfin abyss
zinc field
#

AAAAAAA

#

woah

#

food?

elfin abyss
#

he isnt gonna eat the axeman

vague grail
#

Shitted on

#

WITH A KNIFE

elfin abyss
#

my fucking luck is horrible

#

like of course the knife just had to go into my stomach

elfin abyss
#

this was your doing

#

wasnt it

vague grail
#

maybe :3

summer pollen
#

this darn plancon somehow just PIERCED my cuirass

elfin abyss
vague grail
#

nuh uh

elfin abyss
#

we need half-sword multiplayer so we can play the abyss together

vague grail
elfin abyss
#

wait, if half-sword had multiplayer that means duo's gauntlet

#

so double the enemies

elfin abyss
#

barth is dead

#

im sorry

zinc field
#

😦

#

😭

vague grail
#

i do remember when the reaper was mighty

#

Sadly, not anymore

elfin abyss
#

i can barely beat the reaper

#

they should give him a skull mask

zinc field
#

WE NEED BARTHOLOMEW THE 6TH

#

NOW

rapid stream
#

How do I report a bug

vague grail
feral merlin
#

discovered something weird

#

for some reason the epic graphic setting seems to run better than the high graphic setting

elfin abyss
#

that is infact weird

elfin abyss
elfin abyss
feral merlin
#

used to drop to like 10-20 fps

#

but even in the small buhurt gamemode im on 40

elfin abyss
#

or maybe your drivers got updated?

feral merlin
#

no?

#

i probably would know if they were updated

zinc field
#

SAM?

#

WHO IS SAM

lyric sand
#

anyone got tips for killing those guys with the spiky spear poles

#

i always have trouble with them cuz i get knocked out or stabbed on the side

winged elm
#

take they legs out

lyric sand
#

i cant get close without getting stabbed

languid nova
fallow stone
vague grail
#

mordhau

elfin abyss
#

axe or scythe

vague grail
#

scythe

elfin abyss
#

you sure?

vague grail
#

yerp

elfin abyss
#

scythe or sword

storm storm
#

How do I turn off this circle thing

elfin abyss
#

click r

storm storm
#

nope, it just turned on another circle

vague grail
#

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

elfin abyss
storm storm
winged elm
elfin abyss
storm storm
#

That was such a nice run too

#

I had my 2 limbs cut off

#

but I still lived

elfin abyss
#

damn

#

anyways sword or scythe

#

or both

#

because i sheathed one

winged elm
#

sword

elfin abyss
#

i just got wiped out

elfin abyss
#

and i get one tapped by the axe man

#

the blade didnt even hit me

storm storm
#

2 face ahhh mf

crimson veldt
#

@hollow mason Hi there! I have some business related questions and I don't want to disturb the channel. (My info is on my bio in case of spam) Would you please point it out which devs/ BD of *Half Sword *I could DM to? Many thanks!

proven verge
zinc field
#

GUYS

elfin abyss
#

yes joel?

zinc field
#

guys pls vote yes

elfin abyss
#

I have

orchid nest
elfin abyss
#

Brad_Xie is not a trustworthy person

crimson veldt
elfin abyss
zinc field
#

ai generated ahh message bruh

orchid nest
elfin abyss
#

So basically you could be sued for "stealing"

#

Since it's studio Ghibli

zinc field
elfin abyss
#

Better than an Ai generated pfp

zinc field
#

true

orchid nest
crude flower
#

It is good

#

It sure wouldn't

elfin abyss
#

PLUS he doesnt even have the verified role

zinc field
#

lets go

elfin abyss
#

it's not that hard to get

orchid nest
#

this dude a scammer

dense island
#

never trust a plancon willie to an honest duel

I hit his hand to disarm him, jammed his weapon into the fence

threw my weapon to the floor

he picked up my weapon and proceeded to beat me with it

orchid nest
#

he got a anime kid pfp too

elfin abyss
zinc field
#

ai generated pfp so unoriginal

crimson veldt
orchid nest
#

.

zinc field
#

bro typing on an iphone

orchid nest
#

ccp aint lettin this level of gore past

zinc field
#

bros using his phone to argue with us

orchid nest
#

he might actually just be ai

crude flower
elfin abyss
orchid nest
#

dead internet theory isnt a theory its real

elfin abyss
#

Take a good look at it

crude flower
#

Looking

orchid nest
#

theres robots online now

zinc field
#

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

orchid nest
#

acting like humans

elfin abyss
zinc field
#

the one robot is "Brad_Xie"

#

like who names theyre selves brad?

elfin abyss
#

i just cracked willies neck in a full rotation

zinc field
#

saying brad makes me feel sick

orchid nest
#

lol

crude flower
zinc field
#

aww so sad

#

im on a shitty computer that has an fps of somehow 500

crude flower
#

How even

zinc field
#

idk

crude flower
#

You have negative graphics

elfin abyss
crude flower
#

Surely not

zinc field
#

i can run half sword on max gore and blood

elfin abyss
#

Uh.. yeah?

#

i had an old work laptop and my game ran

#

not good but it still ran

zinc field
#

i have to use an industrial floor fan to cool my laptop bro.

crude flower
#

Very interesting

elfin abyss
#

there should be a rule that no Ai stuff is allowed

crude flower
#

I just know about all the problems everyone else has had with running it

#

What do you even mean bro

#

It's just a profile picture

zinc field
#

ai pfp

elfin abyss
#

Dude... it stole off someone elses ART WORK

zinc field
#

stolen content

#

yea

crude flower
#

Sucks

crude flower
#

Stealing happens every day to our wallets

elfin abyss
crude flower
#

Just sayin

elfin abyss
#

Ai genreated anything is bad

crude flower
#

It's not like they'll make bank off of it or something either

elfin abyss
#

it could be used to deepfake bad stuff that someone didnt do

crude flower
#

Unless they do in which case

#

Well yeah that happens often

elfin abyss
#

I'm also an artist so i hate ai ofc

#

everyone should dislike Ai

crude flower
#

People did that before with real photos though

modern elbow
crude flower
#

It's not even AI really

#

Just a computer you put words into

zinc field
#

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#

uhmmmmmmmmmmmm

elfin abyss
#

a literal robot made the art with images of other peoples work

zinc field
#

i dont know

modern elbow
#

thats my name.

elfin abyss
#

hi joel one and joel two

crude flower
#

It isn't intelligent that's for sure

zinc field
#

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#

whos joel 1?

modern elbow
#

ive never met another joel

elfin abyss
elfin abyss
zinc field
#

hello joel

#

hello joel

orchid nest
zinc field
#

hello joel

modern elbow
#

hello fellow lad

zinc field
#

hello joel

crude flower
elfin abyss
zinc field
#

i understood what he said

elfin abyss
#

Ai shouldnt exist

zinc field
#

when i read it

elfin abyss
#

joel is the goat

zinc field
#

yes

#

what if they become sentient?

orchid nest
#

they already have

elfin abyss
#

actually some Ai stuff should exist

crude flower
#

Then they would become ai

elfin abyss
#

to make npc's smarter

zinc field
#

OH YEA

#

NO AI NO NPCS IN HALF SWORD

crude flower
elfin abyss
#

im fine with that

crude flower
#

Create AI to learn from peoples' moves

elfin abyss
#

yeah that's fine

#

because it makes the npc's better

#

and smarter

orchid nest
#

ai should be for solving shit

elfin abyss
#

yeah!

orchid nest
#

like cheating in school with ai

#

goated

elfin abyss
#

LMAO

orchid nest
#

🤫

crude flower
#

AI is already solving the human problem

#

Just give it twenty years

zinc field
#

i forgot that guys name

#

bbnos

#

i think

elfin abyss
#

..its bbno$

elfin abyss
zinc field
#

YAY

#

I WON THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION

#

WHERES MY MILLION GOLD COINS!!!!!!!!!!!!

elfin abyss
#

i just put him into the box XD

zinc field
#

NOW THAT I SEE THAT

#

I WANNA DO IT

#

just wait

agile zephyr
#

any tips to survive the ultimate challenge? im injuried and my axe sucks

#

i cant find a sword 💔

zinc field
#

dont flail ur weapons around

#

use any weapon u see

#

use different weapons for different enemys

agile zephyr
dense island
#

blunt weapons are the best you can have when against armored nights

#

knights*

#

god I need sleep

elfin abyss
dense island
#

the baron may be scary

but he's not that scary when he has blunt force trauma to the brain

agile zephyr
#

right now im parrying and doing all to survive

#

trying to find any blunt

elfin abyss
#

just got cut in half'

agile zephyr
#

some dumbass charged me and got his head cut off

#

💔

elfin abyss
agile zephyr
#

okay i need to mention im not new

zinc field
#

WOAH

#

I NEVER KNEW

dense island
#

I've been wanting to make a lil challenge where I try to get through every tier using the peasant

issue

a wood cutting axe does not fair well against an 8ft tall dude in gold plated armor

zinc field
#

I have a challenge.

dense island
zinc field
#

use beggar on hardest settings against everything/throughout ur game play

dense island
#

I've tried dw

you can't do shit as soon as you hit guys with armor

agile zephyr
#

you can

#

kick him let him fall over and bash his head over and over

zinc field
#

no you can

#

yea

agile zephyr
#

let him beg for mercy

agile zephyr
dense island
agile zephyr
#

oh i should try that

#

thanks for the idea

dense island
#

yeh

zinc field
#

i just got sliced in the head doing ulti challeng for 3rd time

feral sundial
#

why isnt there an infinite final stand for the king

elfin abyss
#

this is some bullshit

#

i dont even get a proper weapon then a guy with a candlestick runs at me and one hits me

agile zephyr
#

god the fps lag is getting to me

#

but im surviving

#

aura farming even

zinc field
#

he fly

agile zephyr
#

lmaoo

#

OUT YOU GO

elfin abyss
#

then i hit a guy in the head with a candle stick and he doesnt even FLINCH

zinc field
#

creature what creature are you?

elfin abyss
wind python
#

so basically ultimate challenge is unplayable?

zinc field
agile zephyr
zinc field
#

wdym it's playable

wind python
#

keeps crashing

agile zephyr
#

just you monika

zinc field
#

womp womp

#

get a better computer

wind python
#

i have a decent computer

#

it only crashes on this shit

zinc field
#

"decent"

#

loll I use a laptop.

#

a shitty laptop

#

that needs an industrial floor fan to cool it