#halfsword-chat-⚔
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You wouldn't wanna play this game co-op with your homies?
i honestly dont see how it would work w/ ping related issues
making something multiplayer is bound to have a lot of issues
i mean we'll get splitscreen at some point
imo co op is the only way it could work
Who here has beaten the game??
why do people keep on saying halfsword is a blade and sorcery mod
you are the first person ive heard say this
i've never heard that being said
i saw a video of a guy playing halfsword and there were like 5 comments saying
"nice blade and sorcery mod"
I think if the devs are capable they should add co-op against bots. If not, then scrap it.
Just my opinion though
what a lot of people dont know is adding multiplayer isnt as simple as clicking an add multiplayer button
shocker
this sounds more like they were saying it as a joke and not actually being serious
so wheres the part where they bind swords and monologue for 10 minutes rather then pushing in to break the bind and win the fight
I think parrying dagger work better with not straight cross guard, but is pretty good if you train some
this is implying the games code is proper to pull that off
i think the demo has good bones but its kind of a joke and repetetive
what will the full release cost
ppl are trying to make a wiki for this and im just like, for what exactly Lol
you think more than 15
im guessing 20-25
i think this game have to be repetetive
hard to land tho
the best wiki is some hema books or something
probably anywhere between $20-$50
you either land it or lose a hand
if its 50 thats crazy
its wild alot of content creators for this game make their gameplay seem like they fighting real humans
then u try it, and its bots, for wut
click bait
i would trust a longsword more
People are just passionate about the game and community. The demo also represents about 5% of the game, of course it’s just the bones. Idk what you mean by it being a joke 😭
oh i see
i meaaaaaaaaan, that cant be their rationale
the longsword, after spears and other long weapon, is the simplest comparing to the dangeours
doesnt really work in half sword though
lets be honest everything dies to candlesticks
parrying dagger works well because of crossguard and because realistically fencing was more about thrusting
you can just ring out everyone
false i'd win
considering the wood wall does dps
thruts in game is pretty op but game doesn't have typical thrusting sword like pointed sword (I belive this is the right name)

looks risky as shit
not really it looks silly
high mouse sensivity and speed i think
looks like something that can be evaded by simply sidestep
who rushes in like that anyway
pretty sure he realistically would get like 3 head strikes
yes i am
when do we get to fight something other than white willie, wheres the asians? samoans? black ppl? everyones the same size/build/color, how hards a randomizer for the ai bots at least 🙂
hello mantits
hello manshits
id like to see a 7 foot samoan with like dual axe or something lmao
to be fair just because something is historical doesnt mean its actually practical
i think willie variance would help the group fights alot more interesting
game is focused on 1450-70 western europe so only people arround the area at that time are likely to make an appearance. I am not a dev tho so i cant say with certainty
right now its easily outplayed by running and fighting the last person
ah black ppl werent invented yet, ic
people call fantasy game's fighting unrealistic and then pull of ts 😭
expedited delivery was $20 extra
lmao wut
is there any way to reset my progress and start from beggar again? im at ultimate challenge
🧢 show screen
me?
pretty sure its all client side you can probably hex edit everything
make em dress up in anime costumes etc
during this period the chinese already had cannons
id like to see a young guan fu w the musket introduced
this is europe focused
since when do u know so much about hema i thought u were just a silly guy
also wheres the celtic gaul clubs if we talking pure europe 😄
😦 dreams dead
i was feeling a Eoka pistol musket vibe lmao
also muskets were 1600s right?
The firearms at this point in history would be handgonnes and early arquebuse
also, jousting in the future? sire id fancy a lance to penetrate my foe

😄
eyo, can yall tell me if there's a way to stand up after getting knocked down? i feel like im missing something
just hold w
solid, typical euro fighter
send a raven, tell the king there was witches in this era and we need female jiggle physics
so its basically die instantly?
lmao
nah Id parry
"Verily, good sir, I did prepare for thy blade... yet was not ready for thine thunderous hand-cannon. Pray, what sorcery is this?!"
a gun was like a family investment in that era
spin
its like getting a new work truck , except like , it hunts and protects you from thine witches
horse physics
dedicated pig physics
a map set on a farm with pigs roaming around,all the pigs have their own extremely complicated line of code just so they explode if you dont kill them before 7pm real life time
I have begun work on my Lyceum, i've been making little videos displaying moves and techniques
and how they can be used
BRO A ENEMY WONT LET GO WHEN DEAD
Hahaha that’s really funny, idk how that went over everyone’s heads for so long
No no no he’s saying egad, pronounced Eggard for…some reason..
It's very frequently asked 
Some of the lines are just a bit off for some reason to me idk
Most of it doesn’t sound like words to me
when thumb grip
Thrusting holds the blade parallel to the ground on certain swords if that’s the result you want
but i wanna do zwerchhau
Idk if that’s doable yet
It’s all old timey that’s why
Yea I figured but I’m just totally unable to parse some of it
Follow link for the list if interested
Much appreciated
I've been sitting here watching 2 ai fight each other for 10+ mins and i don't think either have landed any good hits yet lmao
ong though, literally hit the axe out of their hand once and then later on in the fight bro tripped trying to hit me with his dagger fell directly ontop of the axe
The fence is the greatest weapon in halfsword
ngl though, ive cut my arms off with hatches holstered on my side so im not much more intelligent
Probably a booster perk
How do you get to post clips then :(
So I have to waste my time on posting here when the main thing I'd want to post is... clips from the game the server is dedicated to.
TRULY a wonderful job by our local admins.
am I the only one that gets fatal error on the baron fights
If you have to prevent raiders by restricting the actual legitimate uses of the server then... you're just kinda having a skill issue.
how do i fight enemies equipped with christmas tree and other ranged weapons, currently its my biggest issue in ultimate challenge
The channel where nobody actually discusses anything and they just throw shit in there where nobody is paying it any attention.
Anyway
This is well off-topic now
beat end of the weapon and run to the short range
So I'm going to bow out
Are you genuinely too stupid to realize it doesn't have one?
That applies to literally any discord server where such restrictive rules do not exist and yet it basically never happens if you have a mod team worth half their pay- oh wait.
what if they are in stabbing mode and are basically locked on to me? i struggle to knock their polearm out of the way to close in
Shields are very helpful. If you hold your shield up they often switch gears.
Then you move in, pin their weapon aside, and do what you have to do.
If you’re just here to rage bait and cause drama you can go in the corner for an hour. Rules are rules, nobody is forcing you to be here
Ok guys i might of found out why fatal error happens
I think when you hit them to hard it might crash your game
We’ve had too many people post stupid shit as soon as they get in here to not need a leveling system
Yea things just break sometimes
So do your job rather than make actually using the server a pain in the ass. Bai.
Goodbye
for spears and the pitchfork i try to dodge the first thrust then use my weapon to push the pitchfork away while I get up close
It's happened plenty. We are here but when we have to ban 100+ people in one day precautions have to be taken. It's unfortunate it effects regular users but that's why you gain the perms after being a normal person after a little. We could be like some servers and not have any perms or allow external emoji usage
He already left, coward!!!
Bruh, Pretty difficult if someone were to raid
5 times
how do you manage to dodge their first thrust, like dodging to the side?
Watch them make an alt and rejoin to spam
They left 
Lmao
When half sword releases so you guys know it might cost money but like its worth it cs its kinda like a open world
how would it be open world
sometimes I fail, not sure if theres a better way but I tend to move a bit to one side while they rush then sprint the other direction, harder for them to aim the thrust due to moving left/right
on god
like when you first see the trailer there was a big room
- closed arena
- that’s it you can’t have an open world in a 10 sq meter arena
Fun fact: When you kill a enemy they game considers them just to be unconscious
Big room ≠ open world
That doesn't mean it's open world that's just an old dev map. Please don't spread misinfo
quite a few hours in i finally found out there is something as thrust mode, spears finally make sense after 50 hours
wtf I almost finished and reached the baron and also why do these mfs dont drop there armor most of the time
Well you inadvertently are 
Tjeres gonna be alot more room
i got fatal error
different kings, quests for fighting a high rank enemy like a general or smth
At what point
no its not
i reached the baron
Idk I'm not a dev
its way more bigger
It would be cool to see a endless battle mode kinda like abyss but in the arena
yes ill even look at it again
lmaoo, and half-swording spears while thrusting is peak
can just poke em in the ears
must try then
Jrammar
jrammar
there should be a suggestions channel ngl, or would it make more sense to have that once fully releases
released
yea
is there one
oh thought u said does he know as if i shouldve mb
sweet, wasnt sure if it was just for bugs
you dont know that jrammer
can i turn the silly helmet off? i only play first person and i have to choose comfort over protection sadl
nah its for everything including suggestions
how did you get there
where is that
just search up steam half sword
and it will show the trailers ect
Highest resolution image ever
right
but we can tell since this isnt it the demo it might be in the full released game
That isn't confirmed
Personally, I like the minimal arena we have now. Not a bunch of shit to distract from the combat
That was from early playtests dont get your hopes up
Good lord with this image resolution
Mb idk why it does that
so many pixels
Jonkler shut the fuck up
Fight
Willie
is there anyway to limit the crashes? I've been at the baron for sometime but I always crash before I could get to him 😔
I don't want to fight a busy ass room, personally. Shit will chug most pcs ong
Turn down/off blood
Lower gore
Play on baby mode
do groutesequce
thx!!
dam idk how to spell
thx!!
Grow tesk
^
Test deeze
Oh
Idk I'm not a dev
He is invisibillie
Yes I will. Mantic isn’t a dev but I own halfsword games
Give me a job 
Ok but only if you make the parrying dagger useful
finally got good weapon in ultimate challenge and then die to christmas tree, jesus christ
what weapon
Okay I just have to learn how to make games first. They can become useful by 2030 
Make 2 piece chest plate armor shimmy-through-able
the billhook i think? its a ranged weapon
I should be able to poke through the stomach gaps
i just dont know how to use ranged weapons against other ranged enemies
Wym
Long weapons?
It's illegal
Ima start working on the unofficial halfsword laptop patch
i hope they will add other continents armour and weapons
That’s actually my first item on the agenda. Even if it’s illegal
yeah, i try to bait them but they just end up stabbing me anyways, and i cant get a good hit in
The strat is to have a longer weapon
The focus is western Europe 
Great helms when
good oportunity for dlc i guess
i hope
if the enemy has a long weapon and you have a nail clipper what i usually do is i try to hit their weapon to the side so i can get close
wow
They have mentioned DLC in the past but it was 2 years ago and hasn't been mentioned since
ok
would be insane to talk about dlc before the game is out
Are we even in the alpha stage yet
when the gun update?
i would say that
Pre alpha still I think
At the very least, the playtest was pre alpha
Ok I wasn’t sure
Ye. Idk if it's been mentioned what 0.5 is
crossbows will be cool
Just the version number
I know but I mean in terms of pre alpha or alpha
Oh the number itself doesn’t really mean anything
Pre-release (0.) fifth version of the demo (5)
0.5
There can be as many iterations as needed before alpha/beta releases
I do know this
Ok
Yes
holy shit
Pre-release tenth iteration
i finally understand how those numbers work
i love tripping over nothing and ruining a good run
0.1.1 is iteration 1 patch 1
1.0 is day 1 release, usually followed up with 1.0.1
Day 1 patches
same, i love it when i swing, squat down for no reason and then slam into the ground like my brain is made of pure fucking iron and somebody buried a magnet in the ground
but then the enemy can take a gazillion swings, still be standing and no limbs lost, and all of a sudden charge me and somehow push me to the ground even tho hes practically dead, and then im dead
Me when I hit the npc 1 time and they surrender (hit armor)
im probably coping, but i swear the enemies are beefed up in ultimate challenge, idk how
i love fighting the Placon a Picot it's such and interesting and varied weapon which apparently can be swung once per second and will instantly kill you if it's even near you
Today I am noticing my lock on is a bit strange, it is not staying locked on if the enemy moves horizontally. they are dodging me and I am locked looking at where they once were
you should up your lock on strength, probably, i think that might help
I feel like spear/placon accuracy is so much better in ultimate challenge
just set it to max and having the same experience
This kinda fucks up any chance you have in group combat
you can always press the button to unlock/lock
yeah i FUCKING KNOW qOHBAGFJDWSKFNGWEJ
i HATE lock on i HATE lock on i HATE

I HATE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE I HATE ULITMATE CHALLENGE I HATE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE

anyone else notice the sharpness glitch>
sometimes stuff just refuses to cut into people
and it acts like a blunt weapon
I just finished it:D it was really fun
nice! how long did it take you?
well the ultimate challenge by itself probably 2-3 hours after the crashes stopped it was smooth sailing
howwww, im here after 7-8 hours total losing my mind
holy that took a while to type
Spare me kindness and thy forbEARance
they gotta add a CPU option in settings, when let low end have it lower the amount of physics for things you cant see, like under armour, dead enemies
And can I use other champions?
Just spent like 20 mins cooking one up lmao
this is ridiculus i play for 30 min and keep dying on the first two fightes on baron and no error but the moment i get in the last two fights the game crashe
same happened to me bro, just turn off gore
Chat
alot of armor physics, they carry multiple weapons and have the most armor
then god be with you 🙏
probably not the gore then
literally just the fact theres too much happening for your cpu
turn your graphics to lowest too, wont help as much since thats gpu not cpu but might make it a bit better cause there wont be reflections and stuff on every piece of equipment
like, as in bugged? or just the actual color
no some helmets are just dark
Pretty sure some armors were dark, but if its just helmets thats wierd
hm
dark as in black or like dark gray?
my game runs with 70fps
i give up on ultimate challenge for now
what does yeah mean
yeah for black or yeah for dark grey lol
regardless some helmets have like a grey variant which is normal
iunno
even in the same fights you crash on
well well well
yes
you can kick npc's knees in my not joking
like its a mechanic
their knees hyper extend
yes
back
You can also hyper extend the arms and break the neck 
People are either lying about their rigs or how many background processes they have going when they talk about performance
I'm on a 5 year old laptop and the game runs fine
You can break willies neck in the menu to enter abyss
how do you do it to arms or neck
hello people!
lag spike b4 crash?
Hitting them with a mace seems to do the trick
What about the arms
buhurt runs well for u?
how do i play the playtest?
Buhurt struggles I will admit, but it has in every build I've played in 200 hours
ong just knock em down then twist the arm random directions, seems to mess them up from what ive seen
You mean playtest game or playtest as gamemode? If you mean game it isn't available anymore, but if you mean gamemode you press "Free mode" button
Mace is my answer for both 
Really anything that produces enough blunt force can probably do it
when will the fatal crash stuff be fixed? cause i cant get past the baron cause it keeps crashing 😄
nah
Try lowering blood and gore. Some report that it reduces the crash chance
did i lose all my levels too
okay thanks
also gruesome is more realistic anyway and makes it so you dont get ur arm or leg choped off super easy
I've found that putting the blood and gore on gentle entirely eliminates those crashes for me
why when I swing they get broozed or there clothes deflect the hit but when there weapon gets even close to me it automaticly goes in me without them even swining and that is only on baron for some reason
is it possible to beat npc to death? whenever i try he would only be knocked out or just dont die and keep screaming. Like is it possible to kill with fists
got 2 baron tier on abyss but got thrown to the ground by 3 full armor men and got my leg cut off because abyss never has any god damn armor
oh hell nah, i thought it was gonna be those types of videos where you do insane comeback 😭
no happy ending there 😦
is it possible to complete whole gauntlet with only kicks
I am not playing baron until this issue gets fixed like why is there no error when I am dying to the first three fights but there is always an error when I start kicking ass and almost get to the baron. It feels rigged .
do heads not explode anymore
hol up lemme see
what
It is possible it just takes effort and well placed hits.
in the other demos the heads explode and you can see the inside of their head n shi
im trying to complete it with only kicks and punches, its so random, 1 unlucky kick and you fall after which you get beheaded
no
No, the Old abyss demo has gore elements that are not compatible anymore and the new mechanics have not yet been completed.
aww
I'm removing my spacebar. I'll let you know how the no kick run goes lol
lol, goodluck on that
beggar done. ezish
The gore mechanics are far from complete. #work-in-progress has lots of samples of what is in development.
yeah beggar is pretty ez
@tidal abyss peasant done. still ezish
I will after I complete my kickless run
thanks guys i got past the baron
commener done
how do i donwload Enhancer mod in the manual way
i believe in u
Thanks. I'm doing a kickless run. Someone asked if it was possible lol
nah, i asked if doing ONLY kicks run was possible
idea for next run ig
tip:kill baron with blunt weapons
@tidal abyss I'll be damned! Lol I made up the challenge
How much do you think halfsword will be when it releases
I totally misread
90 dollars on switch 2 ong
500$
@tidal abyss Well, in regards to the question you DIDN'T ask lol I'm on man at arms currently. Not a single kick
I've instinctively gone for one a few times. But, again, I removed my space bar.
bro, is there any point in using kicks when youre almost like fully in armor
in upper levels
it just takes too much stamina
no?
I've found that to be the case
It CAN be good to break guards or knock them off balance, though
sometimes it can do something, most the time it wont help and it'll just drain ur stamina
i find it helps me with disengaging if dude gets too close
I feel as if the Barons long sword is wonky, doesnt swing properly, and wrists twist uncontrollably. Definitely needs to be fixed
hi m00
its just super heavy because its massive
works well when half sworded tho
hui
i love ur live streams, very entertaining
chlen
Ok but when the barons uses it like the ai. It works just fine
it swings it normally
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is it possible to make a mod that would make the game vr? that would be sick
i dunno i find it normal when ur using the baron size
but ye if i use it as a normal willie its basically useless
fr i feel like half sword seems more like a vr game anyway
Hello all, im New to this game... Its hard 🤣
unless i half sword it
Is a multiplayer planned?
yes
the game is still in demo and testing so its not even released yet but its planned to be released this year
Oh god yes pls i love-hate this game so much 🤣🤣
it does take some time to get good at it
I know that, the only Bug is that its crashes a lot
and yes there is quite a few bugs and stuff that make it annoying
Which? The only Thing is that it crashes a lot
a good amount of bugs have been patched but some that i still find are
@tidal abyss
sometimes it spawns you with no weapon
sometimes ur willie will trip and fall for no reason
Really? Oh shit
some weapons have broken physics
yeah most of them are minor
but when you play the game a lot you start to notice them
Yeah i have Problem beat that Lvl 3 boss
So i love it when i have a little little Tiny weapon and the Boss has the Reaper cleve 🤣🤣
did anyone know if this game gets Controller Settings by its Release? 😄
new vid was awesome lol
ty gang, I luv u
i thought it already had some controller support
didnt know you were an aussie lol
are u sure?
not at all
my honest reacton
Will Half sword be a free game after all?
half sword will cost 1 human kidney at launch
Is it bad that I kill all the survivors after the victory?
to this day ive only seen 1 player who refuses to finish off the survivors
he feels bad for the willies
put there head against fencepost then kick lol
my favorite event in halfsword is when i finally get a good run for baron, then my game craashes
I got to the boss for the veteran. Now I still have this progress, but I'm too lazy to go through
make that 2. I will finish them off if it is not realistic that they could be saved (they are gargling cut in half)
But I feel that they are all just there for entertainment. Doing their jobs
if theyre screaming i will finish them off (better than dying to infection)
@tidal abyss I got zucked on knight. Lost my character. However, I DO think it is possible to beat it WITHOUT kicking
Now, I'm going to try what you actually said lol only kicks
If they make me very angry, I punish them as in ancient Russia. I'm chopping off all the limbs
I saw that some people customize they weapons where is that function in the demo
Can't find it
@tidal abyss does this count as only kicking?
Does anyone know how I get to customize my weapons
I even completed gauntled thinking it'll unlock
not in the game yet
Could be mods
mods
Ohh
But congrats on the gauntlet beat!
I beat it 2 times thinking I did something wrong and that's why it ain't show up

can be
every boss can be
Dude you fight the bald dude in full armor yet @astral tiger?
Won him just few minutes ago
so, the man at arms boss is tough because he is well armored. His eyes and nose are exposed, as well as his armpits and all the usual spots like that
I've had the most luck with half swording up into his armpit
can i penetrate him with half sword?Or will he not give you the opportunity to do so?
You can't penetrate his plate, if that's what you mean
I mean, you can smash his shit in with a mace or something
is there an end in free mod abyss
why does my game keep crashing?
gore settings too high. It's a bug they're working on
thanks matey
sure thing
i reached knight.Will there be a baron after the knight?
are the voice lines written out somewhere
trynna figure out the hengegebert one
whats he saying
now this is super handy, are you dropping and switching hands to do this?
its hell
Yes it’s pinned in this chat
At least the curse words
I've modified it to be a kicking AND punching run. Ya know, to ease in
The full script is floating around somewhere im sure..
this spy is not our spy?
All I know is that he "doesn't" say the n-word
im red spy
Bro this game is fun
:[
full naked run challenge????????????????
Like I saw everything.
you mean with panties only?
No nothing.
dieses scheiss spiel schließt sich die ganze zeit im letzten level was soll das hawara
Anyone Tipps for that Lvl 3 Boss? I cant kill him
You forgot that worm
comuners boss?
well try to cut him in the first beat
The Black one with the big ass sword
If you cut his arm he instantly will scream
yea that one im saying
I cant
if you are able of cause a several damage in the first beat you could win
make it quickly
like cut his arm or something
Im not that good, i try my best
that happend to me too
well try to use a long arm
like a claymore
and mutilate him
for some reason my character only lifts one hand instead of both when i press lmb anyone know how to turn it back to normal?
How when i have every time a little weapon? I cant switch it
ihr opfer schwammerl gsichter
Lern erstmal deutsch 🤣🤣
I have no idea how people possibly hear the n word, so many come in here asking about it. It doesn’t sound at ALL like the n word! The actual word is egad, but pronounced as eggard, for some reason lol
Bin deutsch 🤣🤣
I don't speak that
leck meine eier
where spanish channel
when i first played i thought it said it but then i realized they were using older words
it's the "r".
that's how it is supposed to work. Your left mouse controls one hand, and the right mouse controls the other.
If you have certain weapons, you can tap Right click once, and it will hold it with two hands instead of one, and you can use just Lmb
🤣
holy shit, longsword only is really fun
Gamer brain says that any word that ends with an "egg" or "igg" sound with a hard "r" at the end is the n-word
ill give an example: normally when using fists he brings both hands up but only punches with one hand when using lmb, but right now he doesnt even move his left hand even to hand guarge
guard*
Samll bauhruit (spelling) should be worth like 5 points at lower levels
mark magst du meine eier lecken
Lecken deeze
Deez nuts 🤣
opfer kind
Danke sehr 🤗🤣
schau dich an
need to be higher server level
🤔
gotta just hang out, then you can
giggles do you have any idea how to fix the problem i have
I don't know the problem
Dm me a pic
Anyone else just crashing every 3 minutes on ultimate challenge? I just got past the rough start with the worse weapons and was having a good run and it crashed
lower your gore settings to gentle
fixes it for most people
i sent you a dm
I was trying to figure that out myself, actually. I think it's a combo
Devman is working on it, though
thats great
yeah i thought that theres so many reports on there that the devs would probably know. Thats why i came here to see if anyone has a quick fix to lessen the crashes
Yeah. The current fix is just to lower to gentle
blood pools piling up is the thing that causes the crashes?
my current theory is that it's the blood pools mixed with all the items on the ground.
Yeah, if you hold both mouse buttons when unarmed, you will hold a basic boxing guard. If you hold just one button, like left or right mouse, he will just kinda smack
to me items isnt the main cause cause they do despawn eventually right?
anybody recommend ways to get better at the game i am hardstuck at soldier and vet
How much will it cost when it comes out
Big stick
BIG BONK???
Like mrgiggles said, our best temporary fix at the moment is to lower/disable blood and gore in the settings.
we only have 1 dev who is working on the demo build, and everyone else is on Early Access, so I can't really promise a permanent fix anytime soon
Suppose i can deal with less blood the while i try and beat the baron, in the classic arena mode it isnt really a problem cause they dont pile up as much
Mid indie range. Looking around $20-$40 estimated. We have only seen a very small fraction of what the devs have planned for the game, and I've already got well over $20 worth of gameplay lol, can't wait to see what else they come up with.
Yehh apologies for not having anything better
I would buy it for 20 but not more
mind you early access will have much more content than the demo
We shall see what all the game has to offer 
is their a way to win in the abyss?
Yes
You need to kill all enemys, just run and a enemy will Spawn in Front of you
The last one is a boss
we love we live we life
FIX YOUR GOSH DARN FATAL FREAKING ERRORS 😭
No
Some people have hundreds of hours. If that’s not worth $20 I don’t know what is
i mean just cuz you give the special kid some crayons and coloring book...
What?
it doesnt mean that the normal amount of gameplay of this game is "hundreds of hours"
if this were the case it would be quests, all sorts of stuff to actually do, theres no actual content
its just a sloppy medieval sim, currently, 30$ is a far strech
Gotcha
just my thoughts, im not saying it wont become good, but , yea, if it were multiplayer that alone could account for lack of quests, tbh
bro i can't with these fatal errors man
you wont believe this...
...
No it adds a nice extra challenge to the gauntlet
I SPENT SEVERAL HOURS WITH FATAL ERRORS AND DYING 😭
Extra challenge!
yall just crashing at the end? checked any nvidia updates etc?
how do i fling these guys
With your hands and arms
Put your back into it
im not that strong how do i chuck them miles into the air or on the roof
tell me...
would be reasonable if you could throw your knive
would make knives actually useful, or other small items
Oh sure, first you—-then—-butt—-and on the roof!
Sorry bad service might’ve cut out
only seems logical a human can throw an object idk
give the ai a fatal error
wait like this?
is there any way to recover from losing an arm? im in the abyss and i just had my hand cut off but besides that my willy is fine
hes just writhing in agony
that UE 5 bloom settings
causing crashes lul
all that ambient light processing
see if u can turn it off, no console likely, but if u can in config / .ini etc.. would help alot
I'll tell you what causes crashes: not being able to toggle auto-surrender (satire, joke, in minecraft, this does not actually cause crashes, etc.)
theres possibly no settings at all for "world environment" but. if there is, ue5 bloom causes alot of issues unless ur on like a 3080+
the lights scaling on every vector of your low polygon count items/models, and causing refraction/ processing lag, literally
you can also see the refractivity in the blood there on buddys neck even
no reason your blood should be reflective
One of the cleanest limb removals I have gotten
I used the steam recording
i dont care
the ultimate challenge is gonna be the death of me
there is no way it should take this long to complete it
several hours
"streets kileld me"
First time making it to Knight rank and I literally won it all first try
lucky bastard
Not lucky, it's just easy with the right strategy. The strategy is just blunt force trauma to the head
im slowly losing my mind
so was i with all the FATAL FUCKING ERRORS
will my progress be saved if I play free mode and die ?
Since you're impervious to most attacks except concussions, you can just wail until you clip their helmet with a mace
yes
anybody know how much the game will cost
$20
ooh
thank you
20 dollars is big price for me
my hardware might be bad but every time I draw blood with gore on my game totally freezes
should I just like turn my resolution down lmao
order a new pc
Seriously I think the higher ranks are stupid easy and the lower ranks are really really hard
fhow?
That's sort of realistic given the lack of armor tho
huh?
how?
sometimes weapons become intangible to an enemy if you both pick it up at the same time
this is how
nah f the game i need the soundtrack
@modern epoch
then this happens
Yeah my first one just happened to me
Bald Bull'd his ass
was one wave away from baron, then tripped over nothing, I LOVE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE
skill issue
Like what
true
youre in free play
dude
the button doesnt show which youre on it shows which one youre going to
true
ill take some pictures and show you
yayyy
pictures
i just tested this now and i think i got it
everybody does
why are fists so good lmfao
THIS IS FREE MODE
I have yet to lose a single fistfight
injured myself for simply picking up a weapon
conquest
thqnk you @bleak aurora
ill make conquest
I don’t know how you even posted images considering they’re locked behind levels
what sorcery is this
im a witch...
No but fr how are you doing that??
why
Because that’s getting around the leveling system
I PAID FOR THIS PRIVILAGE
Anyone can come in and give the server a boost and post nsfw off rip
Which makes the system pointless
If it’s just pay to win
:(
but i like this server and thats why i did it
not jsut for images
:(
You’re like 50 xp away from image perms anyway lol like 30 minutes of chatting
i am chat
And I can’t change it right now either way
dont worry homie
i got this
let me bluelock in...
heh...
get it?
"you hear me right leg?"
anyone knows how i can make my character super strong and tall?
aka modding essentially, lmao
WE DO NOT SPEAK SUCH WORDS HERE
i dunno tho
great help, thanks.
thank you Sammy Fox.
sheesh
dude how on earth am i supposed to beat this ultimate challenege
Pick up what they drop, mostly
Use extra shields as extra armor by sheathing them
Get better at cutting necks and other vital points
Also, train your countering
If an enemy has a spiky stick, get close
If they have a knife, stay back
And have multiple weapons at a time
@kindred nymph You gettin this?
i cry the mercy 🥺🥺😭😭🙏🙏
magic trick
just found out about this game today, it's hilarious 
my favorite way to pass time
ii have never gotten pass the commoner boss and now i’m at the man at arms level without surrender two times and without dying
commoner boss was holding me back dawg
You beat it by winning
damn I snapped my characters neck in the menu and got sent to the abyss. I almost shat my pants thinking I would go back to peasant again :c
never mind
generally why am i falling over so much, i hit the willie with the long hoe he didnt hit or kick me back and i fell over when i was in a stance
losing my shit rn
omg same
you fall so much when you have alot of armor on
its the most annoying thing in the game
i had no armour on
most stressful moment has happened in the abyss i cannot lose this run on the mans at arm i am so close to victory
like generally i go into the ultimate challenge, first fight i use my fists and i dont even get touched or i get slightly grazed with my enemies shoulder and fall over
I've been trying to replicate how Darth Maul kills ||Qui Gon||. Specifically the stun with the center of a polearm, then a stab to the gut
Beggar boss was giving me a hard time but I found a way to get past him fast after a few tries. Now, I'm kinda stuck at commoner boss. Guess I'll try again tomorrow. Let it soak in my brain as I sleep
hmmmm
Yea, he's kinda hard, but I think right use of slowed down time will help
will skull crushing and gut spilling come back to the game?
we can make ur willie taller and stronger with mods ?
where do i sign
wym
wait u cant pick ur class in free mode anymore
yes you CAN
i mean i have like 300 horus in the game
THIS IS FUCKING FREE MODE
i clicked free mode LMAO
not the other one
im not one of these dumbasses
i dont believe you
thats your problem then
anyone using halfsword enchanter mod ?
i'll screenshot the shit tho
unfortunately i cant post picutres here hold on
also dont say "thats your problem" when people are offering to help becauseit very quickly can become exclusively your problem man
he talked shit to me
and said he didn't believe me
so i really dont give a fuck what he was talking about past that point
yeah I dont believe you either, you cant find the play button
you come here asking for help
and then you make a wild claim after not finding the play button
did i say i can't find the paly button?
im so confused
on where ur getting this from
LMAO
like you're just yapping

i said i cannot choose my class in free mode you illiterate
post in photography or send through dms
dm me a screenshot then of what youre looking at
ahh NOW we ask for screenshots in dms
no need to be so rude but if i recall correctly you need to get all the tiers in gauntlet and it unlocks everything for free mode
thank you
okay, thank you, it wasn't like this 2 days ago so i was confused
ah fair
thanks for not just being a dipshit
the gauntlet update has been confusing
not really
i crashed on ultimate challenge
blood and gore to zero
i mean i played the game just the other day and i was able to pick my class no problem
which is why i came here confused as shit
Anyone know why I can't pick up anything?
does closing the game and reopening it work
when on free mode does it say Gauntlent Mode on the right side of the screen
yeah it does
and you arent able to select
yes exactly
im not too sure how to help beyond this point , sorry
i havent experienced this myself
Do you beat your willies or slice your willes
turns out Im the dumb one lmao
I didnt understand what he meant
and seeing what hes talking about now I have no idea why its like that
eh we all misunderstand things
i do all the time
people have been begging me to explain oblivion to them all fuckin week that guy made me snap

check my bio lmfao
Yeah i know
i like the blunt force trauma of beating the willies i come across
I like beating my willie too
just once
it would be nice
if chat wasnt toxic towards each other when a question is asked
yeahh
Sir do you beat your willie
Im sorry 
i dont get the hostility of people
Do you beat your willie
i came in here chillin until i was assumed to be an idiot and a liar
maybe its thru how with text you cant really read tone, atleast for me
but its all good now
i hope they add more head mobility by looking around that games like mordhau and chivalry do where you can duck under sword swings if you're good enough
i said it earlier i like the blunt force
i play tier 0 most the timd
mordhau?
Ok
cant wait for more bone breaking to come into the game
real
I have been hearing A LOT more crunching in my games lately
im more excited for character responses and self preservation
broken ribs into a puncturned lung
is there already
Do you half your sword or sword your half
yes
i miss when mordhau was the main multiplayer medieval game
u can break arms legs

