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i was trying to hit and he hit me with a sword pierced my armor and cut me in half idk how
New Guide Out related video)
bro got jumped
jomped* :3
my half sword keeps crashing
Turn down gore
lower fps limit too
But one third sword is bigger than quarter sword.. how about one eighth sword
whole sword
Sword
2 swords
I accidentally kicked a willie's sword and got thrown into the abyss 😭
Five
Dagger
How about half fork
Fists
john "willie" sword is half the man he used to be
Hol up, let em cook
i dont think the stove is even on
its what a lower end pc turns into when it tries to run half sword
on max settings with v sync
The one using wood
and ray tracing
my leg just got cut off from touching the blunt edge of the scythe ._.
lmao
Real?
Im just imagining what would happen if Half Sword has Steam Workshop
oh hell nah
theres gonna be mods for good and mods for bad
dont tell me ths looks like them medieval paintings
kermit the frog mod..
dumbass walked into my blade
i dont want to gut kermit
what if willie was aj and your enemies were big justice and rizler
AHAHAH
Who’s Half swording it?
me just took a picture
is multiplayer coming in half sword or no
Mentioned in an interview as Maybe. It would take too much to do it
alr thanks
I also had no idea we have a photo mode in the game and now I'm spamming pictures lol
Let us parleyen rather than perishen
NEIN
For the love of god do me no harm but let me liven
let us sheathe our swords in honor, not in shame
Meanwhile the willie is missing an arm, the left leg and half of their head
i mean thee no harm, nor thy kin
AYEEE!!
denting of helmets should be more noticeable for warhammers and warpicks
Imagine, a mode with an actual map you gotta loot and get geared up going through corridors and whatnot killing willies oh man
game has me hooked already
is there a way to data wipe myself in game so i can play from ground up again?
also why cant i stab through mail with a sword
from start of gauntlet?
yh
why cant i swing faster in half sword
ive already beaten it
i wanna restart
(literally)
your progress gets restarted when you beat the ultimate challenge!
oh?
dope

you havent beaten it
i thought you beat it when u get to baron level or whatever
youve just mildly stroked it
and then u just got some arena free mode thingy

lel
...what do u mean by that?
did you unlock the baron
yes
youve only reached the baron tier
theres more?
can you play AS the baron?
Hello halfswordians it is me halfsword God 5000
the purple dress shirt and pants? yesi have those
No
Beat the baron, defeat him, then in freemode you can play AS the baron
Wear his skin
I unlocked the ultimate challenge yesterday but idk if it even has an end that one
It does
You fight like 5 waves or smt then you fight the baron
Isn't the baron the golden huge tall boss?
I fought him during the knight rank
after that I unlocked that mode
what happens when i flay him and wear his skin as armour?
You win.
Yeah he is
ajnd then i can restart the game?
Yes
yippee
When you kill him you get to play as him in free mode
but i wanna restart as a beggar
You can restart as a beggar
Or if you want to entirely restart you can delete the save file
yes
this
how do i do that
C:\Users\ %USERPROFILE%\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\SaveGames
remove savegames from here
Remove the space from between the \ and the %
thanks man
Btw if you only want to fight AS a beggar you can keep the class selected and move up through the ranks
If you only want to fight beggars as a beggar you can just go into freemode
also how the fuck do i do a spin kick, it never hits, they are always too far away despite being so close to me
Lil warning
I did this yesterday and it made me lose my tiers in free mode as well, so i had to unlock them like u had to do prepatch
bleugh
Hey guys I just got the demo and I'm stuck as a beggar, even though I remember being able to choose between classes during the playtest. I've played and won two carnage games and it says I have 3/3 points or whatever as a beggar. how do I level up?
asylum aftermath
If u just want all tiers click "free play" on the buttom right
Otherwise ur playing the new progression mode where u rise up the ranks and all that
Even in Free mode I only have beggar and peasent, I suppose I'll have to unlock them
I figured out you have to fight bosses now
So I'll just do that
Huh thats weird
Everything shud be unlocked
hold shift, turn camera sens up, press space halfway thru the spin
it takes a lot of attempts
old version?
reinstall the demo and it'll probably be fixed
Nah it's the newest but maybe it was just a tutorial or something, once I unlocked Commoneer free mode started to work correctly
Use arrow vision
how can i kick in this game? its not in key bindings
space
oh okay thanks
Yuh
Huh well alright
Still weird tho, free mode shud have all tiers on by default (cept the last one)
I started crashing out after I unlocked it , only to loose it with an update that says you can keep the duke tier even if you die.
LIKE IF I CAN KEEP IT WHY DID U TAKE IT AWAY
😭
atleast it stayed together, a little bit of sewing and ibuprofen will help him
Truee
can this game played online when it comes out ?
First time I was fighting duke he splitted me in half vertically😭
no one knows just yet
it would be hella fun
yeah
yeah youre right
well ok i mean it wouldnt be too much of a difference- it just depends on how much resources the system takes up
if they make multiplayer a certain way i dont think itd be that bad
ah yes-getting bashed in the cranium at 2 frames per second by the guy with the great pc and candlestick
hell yeah
loll
yes
its grind time then
you beat the guy in the golden armor (the baron) and you steal his armor
trust me its well worth the grinding if you want to absolutely destroy in free mode
aight lemme get it
the hand removal bug happens to npcs too lol
easier to break
completely broken but still yelling and screaming
his legs look funky
Why the hell am I always the only unarmored person in small buhurts
buhurts include knight to soldier tier but militia tiers are allowed in if they really really want
how do I fix that, and why does everyone except me who participates in the "militia" buhurts have knight tier armor
Yeah but then why does the game only let you play buhurts or single combat in the militia rank? What if I want to fight multiple opponents but not have it be THE unfairest fight ever
I mean dang I can't deal ANY damage to them
not commoneer
my bad
do you mean the commoner as in the tier with offhand daggers and cool hats?
Militia
I meant militia I got confused
Then play carnage. But militia can definitely still damage knights
only polearms can do much against armored foes if you are militia
I can't choose the gamemode? When the game starts I have "Single combat" and "buhurt", if I'm lucky there's carnage
I also always choose the big spear with a dozen metal spikes
It's nice but can't penetrate plate if the guy has the best kind of armor
all gamemodes on the right are randomly chosne between
or maybe I use it bad but I don't know how, I always aim for any gaps
Exactly so I can't "just play carnage"
Doesnt need to. Use the blunt damage from and hit them in the head
you dont, you just smack them in the head until they go unconscious
Ah? Maybe I'll try a mace then
if you really want to penetrate their armor, use a billhook, it can sometimes go through plate armor
as in puncture
and it also has to be the spike-and-hook billhook, not the rounded one
Oh alright I see, thanks a lot
What is the name of this gif🙏🙏🙏😭😭🙏🙏
forgot to mention but this happened only very occasionally with very strong strikes and only in the playtest but it should still do heaps of blunt damage if it doesn't hit an unarmored spot
Sword and shield is trash above commoner anyway
One day I'll get that back hand neck hook lol
Imagine them adding the man catcher into halfsword
who the heck is the man catcher
It's that fella that catches men sure
dear GOSH
secret boss
You get there necks with it
i can see it with a potential boss
id love a mod where the baron just wields an ak-47
its not anywhere accurate but itd be funny to see a giant dude in golden knight armor getting ready to turn you into swiss cheese
Their*
Man
hi
I do think a good training idea would be to change instant kill shots to different areas - for example to train you to target hands, ankles only
who is the maker of this beautiful game
Devs are in the discord chap!
huh
++ Welcome to Halfsword
thx
welcome to only half of the sword
Tbf I prefer the dating sim side
WHERE
Candle stick willy vs god who wins
the long candle stick is pretty damn powerful
so willy wins
I wish i got the candle stick in the baron fight
one shots the average npc upon impact
like the big axe
Look at that black box, you know it's comin'
oh 💀 it took me a minute to even get what you were saying lol
women in half sword??? or did guys wear this
rupskallex are yo a developer or from what website do you have these informations
Pretty sure it's an april fools, they've named it '44 DD' lol
noooooooooo
Nope, it's in the WIP section in the discord 😉
ah and another question i really want to playtest the game how can i do it or how can i get the chance to do it
Ngl I'm 100% going to cockslap wounded willies
get the demo on steam
theyve combined the “playtest” and demo abyss into the demo, so you can playtest it there
💀💀
so you cant playtest it
define “playtest”
No you can demo it
was there a difference between the playtest and demo before they got merged into one
oh i thought if u add it to the wishlist you can playtest it like get the next version of the demo
playtest was free mode, demo was the abyss
i only played the playtest, didnt touch the demo until they got merged
ahhh ok
you can just get the demo and the playtest is there 👌
ah ok
and the gauntlet is completely new
and the gauntlet is great
i just wished it was more balanced
when will the game fully release
Think of it though, beating someone to death with their genitalia
Fall 2025 i believe? someone correct me if im wrong
DUDE 😭🙏
No certain dates, DEvs are all working like crazy on Early Access to be released in Q4 this year
confirmed?
will a punch to the crotch now exhaust enemies a lot more that would be cool
You think they would add mutiplayer off launch
i wake up and see this
this is definitely halfcord
Ruh-roh, genuinely not sure if I'm on the verge of being in trouble or not
i really hope 🙏
Or atleast dueling with a friend
they've shown splitscreen working
Only form of multiplayer id drem acceptable is splitscreen and couch stuff
Multiplayer in UE5 means re-writing all of the games mechanics to suit the server/client process and would likely be janky as hell with all the physics bodies
Ok
It's do-able (and I'm no dev) but the cleanest method would be to have a dedicated server running all the calculations then handing it out to the clients. Combat would be much slower and clunkier I think
Probably
When will the sword be full
I dont know about full release but early access release will be in Q4 later this year
Then the fourth quarter would arrive in quarter 4, giving you halfsword
Ok
Why did they make willie so attractive
So he can lure you into CQB
Give you those big struggle snuggles
This deserves a hall of shame
I end up with far more of these than I should lol
can you play on different maps like in the trailer?
Only in the Itch version
expertly dispatched a plancon wielder, knocked it aside with my sword and then sliced his head in half, then fumbled picking it up
willie decided he really really like the shoes next to the plancon
by the time id picked it up and went to move backwards i got a spear in the gut
very relatable
i fuckin hate shoes lmao
gotta get on the quest to obtain next level creps even if it kills him lmao
lmao i just lost a limb when an axe hit me on the backswing with the blunt end lmao
Itch version?
the one that stresses you out so much you break out in hives
i just fucking love having my knife slide harmlessly across willies gut, then falling over because his axe handle grazed my thigh gently
them splinters must be deadly or something
how does the 1H militia axe outrange the 2H woodcutters axe?
can your limbs heal over time? im getting chased down by 4 knights in baron and both my arms are disabled...
only in the abyss
Usually mourning follows the knight
if i lose a foot in abyss is it just over
im streaming if anybody wants to watch
poor fella evaporated :<
ouch
what the npc sees when log off
lol
ragequit
yhubjikmolpç´~[.9ç
how does one get to free mode
bottom right in the menu
Any way to get the game to stop crashing on the final challenge of the gauntlet, or is it just one of those things that just happens occasionally?
the main menu?
Skill issue
nah, the game has issues dropping certain types of clothes, and other issues occur, devs are working on it
I've already played 34 hours of half sword in steam is that normal?
Figured that was what was causing it, just sucks it ended a few good runs on it
not even
turn gore down
last boss doesnyt die
did the name of the demo get changed?
yea
which “last boss”
first boss
PLS CREATE MOD TO INCREASE MY WILLIE SIZE
the baron, who else
it should be possible
hold weapon to his face when hes on the ground he will surrender
well the whole final challenge is a “last boss”
actually you can straight up do the greet the champion to the baron
how??
hm, anyone had it where you cant get past the bit where you choose violence level?
man
i’ve heard of the issue, uninstall and reinstall
your pc is good?
very
it may be an issue with the saves
ive heard it before
brb
idk looking for the channel they posted it in
No, I wanna see the little willies get beaten
I'm already such a pro at half sword that I kill bosses with my hands without a weapon waiting for the full release
make the willies… have big willies..
can you do spinkick, or headbutt?
He does when you kill him
yes
there is also the spinswing
well yeah, that's the easiest way to take out most of em
dude i’ve been trying to spinkick but im rlly bad at it
50/50
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how HIGH is your mouse sensitivity
get stronger
actually you need to spam directional imputs on the direction you want
wha
middle
sensitivity matters a lot for it (you can just adjust your in-game sens)
somebody with DPI of 800 did it faster than I could ever with 2700
ahhh i didnt know you could adjust it in game
combining all can make you faster than ever
wdym by "spamming" directional inputs
like "wasdwasdwasdw"
in circle
while sprinting to spam the dodge function
that also works
the video isnt spamming them
what is the dodge key?
sprint + any directionall key
It’s spamming dodgesteps into each other
wouldnt that just also dodge in the direction you dont want?
yes
exactly
someone make this a mod when u start a champion fight in gauntlet
Turn your camera so the direction you wouldn’t want is the direction you want
where the half sword pictures are stored
...so then you wouldnt wanna do it
on steamapps
oh god that's cursed
fuck that
we'd rather die
yeah that's awful
thanks
like, sure we can do it, but it would feel so fucking gross
yeah, that is the key to dodge to move faster
I think he hurt his leg
These errors are very fatel :)))))))))))
bucklers are fucking insane in game
my fav knight lodout
guys, i still remember this peak moment
what areyou talking about
I just hold S, and A to turn left, and S and D to turn right
bruh cant complete the ultimate challenge cause im getting fatal errors constantly
turn gore down
and blood
that should help a little
also try dx11
gore ISN'T the problem, when too much blood compiles the game doesn't find the right file/plugin and the whole shit crashes down
yeah but it helps beating the challenge
Ts fatal error so peak
that's what i heard from my friend that knows c++ like too much
yeouwch
indeed
(which means the source is shit, no offence)
unless you got a shit computer, i don't think turning down gore would really help but hey, it's your opinion and I might get cancelled if i say otherwise
some interesting generation
rtx 3060 12gb, 32gb ram and an i7 11700
it helps with preventing you to randomly get slised on two
i dont think thats too shitty to have constant crashes
disable blood it memory leaks
also im getting crashes only in the ultimate challegen
yeah
is the baron differentt from all regular willies
i don't know why the devs thought it was a good idea for willie's body to get sliced easier in half depending on your gore slider
probably about even
He felt allat too..
its a sensitivity slide
Massive Willie
the highes the value is the more chopped of limbs you get
all? now i dont know where or when i hit
he has drip armor, a poleaxe that can literally one tap, a sword that can cut you in half with one slice (maybe 2 or 3 slices) and he is twice as big as a normal willie
-# gulp…
that explains how just a tiny part of a knife's tip cut me straight in half
no, the ultimate challenge, I think it falls more often, and easier
Lego ahh death
-# l-low…
hi
Buddy got obliterated
use this settings to get a more fair chopping
ok you got me there
is the main game going to have more armor and weapons?
sire, is this lock on?
Yes
-# nah Jk April fools
i have a problem when i'm playing the ultimate challenge sometimes the game crashes says fatal error and i can't complete the challenge
nice
why don't you try, without?
🙃
whait, does it actually influences the phisics, more than just turning you?
I hope it rlly does something
"yo bro lets do an all nighter"
the state i find bro in at 7am:
well lock on makes willie automatically turn to his enemy so practically the physics are like, a bit better and accurate but honestly without lock on is way funner and harder
english is not my main language
sorted
That isn’t Willie…
no one here is american or british i think
Cannibal corpse head ass pose
for me is actually easier, untill you turn to the furthest enemy while the closest strikes
must've hurt
Most normal cartell video
so, what language?
verison
Launch the playtest exe
In your files
imagine if they add full on gore, like guts hanging out, teeth falling out and shattering, realistic flesh (like just a bit more realistic from what it is)
does he know
there are only organs in willie, but they do not like fall out when you cut willie in half
he doesnt know
Dawg I’ve seen people get their head get shot off, they are not implementing ts..
fym bro 😭
And if they did ima get a fat load of ptsd
Am i the only one who isnt lucky on the first champ with the weapons?
i had one hell of a childhood with a pc
i saw an indian man getting split in half on watchpeopledie and i don't feel nothin
by a train
he was like a father and he was under the train split in half and his son was crying
I thought that was a hoax
my medal consists of halfsword and ww1 between 🤑
part 2
Ts a based pfp and I really hate jujutsu kaisen
Why is he saddd
New cartel video?
Sad fungi
Looks like that one harry potter frame
why tf do you think I poured my heart and soul into mastering half sword? exactly, gore. we love gore
Isnt released
the fat cartel member ate this one as well 😭
foul 😭
Need a mod that lets us play as a skeleton
Depends on the gore, I dislike seeing peoples oral cavity
this is peakness
i wanna play the playtest version
Launch the exe folder in your files
put blood level at minimum and i still get crashes every time i go far enough in the ultimate challenge
i only like it cuz of antipathy hank from madness combat, thas why
put it at zero instead
how do i do that
What the sociopath
I don’t fucking know
dentist check-up
blud never watched madness combat
I’ve seen every episode of madness combat vro..
Scrapeface was my goat G
i've rewatched the whole series twice including the new madness
they release madness 12
There’s a new madness?
watched every second
yeah on erm the creator's channel
forgot his name
on yt
cheshyre
Scrapeface cameo?
Hello
wait no
cheshyre is the music artist
for madness
mb
krinkles
is the animator and creator
grete champion got me lookin like that guy from the smile movie
Bricks are briking
WTF ARE THESE BONE BREAKING SOUNDS
Madness Combat 12: Contravention.
Sanford can't catch a break. While Hank is capable of slipping the consequences of his injuries once again, Sanford is yanked back into the realms just on the edge of the Occurrent Nevada. The Auditor's grasp is weakening in these broken, twisted lands. Sanford's goal is to survive yet another gauntlet to retai...
sorry for posting links, mods
uhh
Yes but good luck
I started playing half sword yesterday, the game is pretty fun but the mechanics are hard, i struggle with combat : cant swing properly, cant do vertical strike etc etc
how can i improve/fix that ?
lit skill issue
I can help you.
sybau
train
come Dm's
Use more control, try lowering mouse sensitivity 🙂
yeah but then you cant do really fast swings
You don't need to though
been there since 02 haven't seen one of these of long time jeez
for
What's going on everyone?
for neebys its good to learn the basics with low sensitivity, but faster ones gives you more speed
Is there a way to have custom resolutions that are not in default game ?
Have you tried launch settings in steam already?
How do I download half sword
demo
from steam
download the playtest
half sword only has demo for now
so there now way progressing because everytime i do in hits me with the fatels
K
the full game isnt released yet
playtest is not available anymore
Don't think so as I don't know how that is done 😐
huh?? so when's the full game coming?
they just changed it to the Demo
Look it up! It's good to have independence @modest kestrel
oh...
instead of updating the playtest they changed to the demo
unknown but realy access is releasing in Q4 later this year. In the mean time download the demo
Demo and the playtest were integrated
to be fair the abyss is still on the demo
that's good, but is half sword full game gonna be payed or free?
true. someonetimes i have to travel for - minutes to find the enemy
no matter what im getting it
probably payd
yea, i don't have credit card, so i cant get it :}
Guys my Willie is purple what do I do
join adult film industry
paid but price is unknown
buy steam gift cards
ahhhhh. i can never play it then😭
from physical stores? there r no game stores on my country
Will see what I can find, thanks.
Where are you from?
bangladesh
do you have oxxo's over there?
Is there a tutorial?
for?
the general controlls
nope, no game stores at all
so do i just have to press everything until i somewhat understand what it does?
ok
left click gives you control of the right arm
and right to the left
cus i have no idea how to pick up stuff
Q for the left, and E for the right
X for switching hands
ok
here
mine is an underdeveloped country, so there's not many international companies doing business here. the only way i can buy the game is with a credit card but my parents will never buy them for me😩
looks unhealthy
get the demo, hopefully it wont get very different
kind of both
bigger swing = more potencial energy
just wind up, and do fast swings
depends on dpi
i have 1200
as I just said, bigger swing = more energy on impact, and faster swing = more energy on impact
do faster and bigger swings
each have advantages and dissadvantages
or just thrust
good luck with that
bro what i didn't get sent to void when i died?
btw what is your dpi ?
its like gulag or smth
2700
you have to beat the last boss and you come back to life
yes
thats a lot
another question : about the right and left cick, what are they supposed to do ?
control each hand
you can choose betwen controlling only one, or both at the same time
its like a switch to turn on the control ? or you have to hold ?
hold
without a weapon, holding right and left click will raise your guy's arms, swinging them about will have him punch
with a weapon, holding left click and moving the mouse swings the weapon, and pressing right click changes the stance, so for a sword, if you right click, you can switch between normal and halfsword
👍
Anyone need help with grappling hop in the twitch chat <3 😉
lil guy :3
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ts a test
btw
ok
Guys is it normal that i am naked ingame?
😭
next round should be normal
it wasnt
make a feedback
willie had no willie
somethings wrong with fungus
he has two noses
facelift
Have somebody noticed that if you cut an opponent by the waist the sound duplicates?
Does anyone know how to disable the “trainer mod” thingy bc its getting annoying
No I mean there’s one mod from nexus mods called “trainer mod”
Use the trainermod installer
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And dissable or uninstall
Ok
you'll find more people who mod in that channel
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Goedendag with a sword blade as the spear.
You know you want it.
Thanks
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Does anyone know how to deleted save game?
I got to the final challenge and I hate it so I want to start all over again
But I cant
So im trying to delete saved data but I cannot find it
thats a secret
complete the final challenge
no
just do it
i refuse
or do free mode
im trying to beat the final challenge too
u just gotta grn and bear it
the rewards are awesome
i gort it since the baron gets a feathere
baron gets drip
just change NPC damage to max and player damage to minimum if you want to be lazy
kicking five hundred homeless men in the head is worth it
how do you do that
o ris it a trainer thing
options
lol
it still wont be a walk in the park but it's much easier
and remember that if you quit to menu it will be like you gave up so it's a better way to avoid dying and having to risk the abyss
tech
has the playtest and demo merged?
yeah
cool
SQUISHY
he a lil guy :3
decapitation at low damage slider is weird
the enemy sometimes just regrow a whole head
people are so weird for doing that
hop in the twitch chat for grappling 😘
are there any rewards besides the golden armor
how do u dodge?
while sprinting tap wasd
np
Big fuckin axe
shut the fuck up, twitcher.
racisst
Be nice
youre probably a kicker
brooo bardiche is sooo gooodd
Where are the pics I take in the photo mode stored?
so uh, i finally reached the last stage of the gauntlet. what happens when i die?
game files, one of the folders should have screenshots
You mean the Ultimate Challenge?
yea
You just keep going. Surprisingly It won't send you to a new character.
oh thank god
It used to
Yeah, my thoughts exactly.
Good change imo
Just maybe turn down blood (not gore), at later stages, I heard it crashes consistently because of it
Yes.
I had to turn off blood and set graphics on low because once I got far enough It just kept erroring me.
oh
Fortunately I have It behind me. I can now enjoy free mode playing as a boss.
which is very enjoyable when you turn up npc damage i might add
baron was absolutely worth it to unlock
Is It? Haven't tried that.
Certainly.
i mean really all it does is one shot most npcs depending on what you have in your hands
ROCKS
i hope we can throw the horse stuff
thats not rcoks bert
fix the stabbing hands with 2h weapons ong
Oh that's that good shit
horse shit in half sword 🔥
poopsword
Some fire shit in #work-in-progress.
can i give someone an infection
i can create brown people with it :> ( wait that sounds wrong )
the notification got me killed, this some horse shit..,
Horse poo
horese combat
Finally, the poop update
jakub
is this in #work-in-progress perhaps a tease for horseback combat
cant wait for fencing so i can recreate that one scene from that one movie
i should be able to give the enemy pink eye
little jimmy accidentaly killed his horse
no we're actually fighting horses now
so will we be able to slip on shit?
evik yakub
people
Ba dum tss
wtaht the hell
so do i pick the shit up
what
you're giant, and so are your sword and poleaxe
Holy shit
🤓 👆 it's actually willy
what do we do with thy dung
BFV Intro gave me chills
eat it
who said its a willie
peak>
Throw it
nuh uh cus we cant eat anything else
can we bludgeon with poo
everything is a willie
poo scraper
i assume cus theres no other real throwing weapons
Even the horse ?!
I want to throw crap in Willie’s face
what the fuck am i going to do with a carpet
yes
fly
fly little arabian man
is this woke game fun
wym its pretty
did yall ever see a willie wich bit the curb
how is it woke?
cause i can show you one >:)
Ah yes a very wanted feature, horseshit
What could POSSIBLY be woke about medieval fights gng
woke is when i dont like somethign
It is called set decoration.
woke
bob
oh.....
woke bob
so hype to stab a horse with a spear and watch it fly into low earth orbit
bob bob
#work-in-progress message why are they working on a shit prop
because
Why not?
Throw able horse shit ?
the are working on a whole game, a poop assest is just funny lol
rdr2 and kcd2 have horseshit and theyre like the best games every, half sword is following suit
:)
edible… edible horse… poop
everything is edible if you think about it
fair enough 😭😭😭😭😭
hes doing the thing
hes in half sword modew
muhaha
just loving half sword can’t wait for sword to drop
some of the deaths are diabolical
Withered Bonnie 
someone cut me in half with his hand
the bone cracking noise is disgutsting
Early Access Q4 2025!
never letting that joke die
hmm... will you be able to do like wwe like grappling and making crazy moves, idk if its time appropriate i didnt live in the 14 hundreds
can i be part of it\
oh
COuldn't kill it if we tried.
If you buy it
oh boy
ok
i was just minding my business yk
waiting for the boss
( this here is me )
ah
suddendly the boss CUTS ME IN HALF
did you survive
just a sratch
i could win
the guys with the scythes are diabolical
when isaw the scythe boss for the first time i got exited
and accidentaly well
I am a scythe guy hater because whenever I try to attack him he just chops me in half
cut his head of before both of us noticed
yep
ummmmm
i always chip him in half cause i want the scythe ( exept that 1 time )
i still dont fully get how to use shield and weapon effectively
so with the shield you block weapons and with the weapon you hit them with it
yeah true
the one on the floor is me btw
maces dont feel great when swinging one handed
How do I quickly stand up?
you dont
yea ts seems impossible
old willies where built different
if you dont know what i mean
this is what i mean
no meat left
Why is my keyboard reverted
( i was the one whos head got turned around )
That is cursed💀
halfsword should be released before GTA 6 lest it be overshadowed by rockstar
Any time I try to thrust a 2h weapon my character lets go with the left hand and swings it behind him before centering. How do I fix this?
i miss the old gore ngl
looked a bit bloodier
( Scythe was the best tho )
Whats bro doing
well back then the willies could survive more sooo
i did some experiments
:)
#work-in-progress bruh this looks like shit
they're full of shit, there's no way
can someone please explain to me how the fuck do i beat the baron wave mode
kill baron
good point
Just keep trying and get a plancon
tanks
i actually parried a cut with a thrust counter
yeah ive done it before
What do you guys think the best strat for veteran tier is? Cause I do really well and then while I'm kicking some ass I randomly get stabbed in the arm and die before I can surrender
did it look like what i did to him
you dont need to surrender, if you just exit to menu itll save you
Oh shit
That
