#halfsword-chat-⚔
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See you in hell ig
😭
Rip bro’s PC. He won’t know how to remove malware
Also does anyone else feel the last update made it REALLY easy to dismember ppl and get dismembered?
I feel like I make ppl look like Kit Kats far more often than I used to
its not a virus suprisingly
If you’re having a problem with it try turning gore down a bit. Tweak the sittings until they are right for you
And ur credit cards are leaked
It does that much? Last update felt farrr less
i dont got ccs on this pc
You won’t always just know right off the bat. There’s a lot of malware that can be completely hidden
it works
Or eventually it becomes ransom ware
why would it be a virus if im actually playing it
He doesn’t know.
ill lyk in an hour if anything happens
I love how pushy the billhook is
He doesn’t know 😔
Beyblade?
hey so wtf is up with the game randomly "fatal crash"ing and when you click off of it the game closes itself after a while
Rail!
That means the game fatal crashed and needs to restart.
rail
Hai :)
hi rail
halfsword devs should mount the camera on the mouth, not the eyes
why r the players so fragile while the enemys are so durable?
You can change that in the settings
you're misunderstanding me, I don't like any car
i wanna see a mad clip with the duchy class
you take the exact same amount of damage as they do unless you specifically change the settings
skill issue
i js got scrabed and was on the ground but i stabbed someone 7 times and he was running
yeah well sometimes it feels like the opposite for me, the wonders of critical zone targeting for you
no clue what youre trying to say
they just got scraped and knocked out, but they also remember stabbing someone 7 times and them being able to run properly
im trying to say it feels like im taking more damage
i just accidently stumbled upon the willie feet shrine?
you dont
I'm sorry what
I feel like im gonna regret asking, but can i get some context?
theres a "Willie Feet Sightings (and roleplay)" thread??
is he okay
what the FUCK is this??
quick question, why do shield guys drop their shields in the 1v1's in the free mode and guantlet, but once you get to the ultimate challenge they NEVER drop them
i feel as if i discovered a secret ancient cursed tablet
as far as I'm aware, they will only drop shields when they're damaged in the arms enough, ultimate challenge shieldbearers are one of the few willies that have arm... armor, so that might be what you're experiencing
I love that you can completely break enemy willies legs
yall know any games like halfsword that r multiplayer?
No sadly
i decided to try random flailing for the meme and he got cut in half perfectly down the middle
Willie feeling zesty tonight
there used to be a mod for the old demo that was multiplayer but i believe its broken to all hell by now
random flailing unironically goated strategy, you can win the entire gauntlet (no lvl3 boss, no UC) with it
random flailing is just objectively worse than actually playing smart 9 times out of 10
yeah well... ok yeah that proves my comparing how the strategy fares against bots bad, but uhh, it works so
Willie getting ramantic after being saved by his knight in shining armon
The average human reaction time is approximately 250 milliseconds and unfortunately for Willie, I'm faster than that.
that's slomo right
how does one obtain your skill without selling the soul
right
I sentece you to ten years knitting hobby
NOOOOO i dont WANNA be a grandma
You're gonna be a grandma with sick gaming skills...
acceptable
zamn
needs bonk sfx
whats the injury where i lose stamina over time and can't properly regain it?
blood loss
heavy breathing and all
at least in my experience that's usually when i have been cut in an artery or somewhere important or several small cuts
and then it keeps me fatigued over a long period of time
if you get hit in the chest a lot i think it can rupture a lung but i may be wrong
idk why there's no "this" emoji for reaction but, yes, blood loss, or having a bloodied spot in the head
this may be it yeah, just blunt injuries and no cuts or anything
You can internally break bones occasionally
bloodied blunt or no
i think i was relatively unbloodied or none at all
HELL YEAH
GET DUNKED ON BITCH
i installef trainer mod now and am god
what is a trainer m od
like a mod menu
you can posses npcs spawn stuff etc
oh lmao
for the purpose of getting better
ye
(and also having fun)
did you beat him with trainer off or on
you can spawn an invincible willie to practice
off but i beat abit of the previous stages with trainer cuz it was getting boring
want link?
yessir 🤝 thank you
a
okay 👍
okay okay good to know
this man is still alive enough to scream and writhe in pain
i never knew this game was supposed to be a rage game
its not you just have a skill issue
this
Why is it that when i load up the game and it asks me to choose what level of violence i want, whenever i click on any of them it doesn’t load or go away and i am just stuck with the question
that is my torso on the ground
Did he eat a grenade?
axe
I HATE THE SWORD BOSS HES SO HARD WHEN YOU HAVE TO GET CLOSE
-# On hardest settings
use a pitchfork so you dont have to get close
new physics update makes ur character fall over from basically nothing which pretty much means game over as it's harder to get up now
Alright, but idk how to use a pitchfork
or just rush him before he can do anything
Im stuck on gore selection, is there any known fixes?
Tried that
will they make this game multiplayer?
Yes a clean reinstall
One sec
Bug: Stuck on gore selection menu. When booting up the game nothing happens when making a gore selection.
Solution: Clean reinstall
Delete all files relating to the half sword playtest existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Navigate to and delete the Half Sword Playtest folder located in the following directory.
C:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common
Navigate to and delete the Saved folder located in the following directory.
C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5
Finally, reinstall Half Sword Playtest.
be sure to get ALL files listed above before reinstalling, and it should work. Let me know your results!
in... t3?
you can downtier by clicking on lower tiers
I forgot
is this update gonna get fixed? i mean i feel like the hulk i just cut somebody clean inhalf with one swing with a knife
I apologize, I wasn't familiar with your the game
lower your gore settings
Nah it's fine. This is fine.
@tepid crater
I LOWERED MY SENSITIVITY
AND NOW I CAN THRUST WITH KNIVES AND DAGGERS
AND THEY WORK
literally what i just did
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH BOOOOOOIIIII
WELCOME to LONDONBURG
Ik
What happens after you beat ultimate challenge?
you get to play as the final boss
Woah, any weapon?
lol this has so many moments of physical comedy! Got one guy's head stuck on my axe, then launched a spade wielder, after he got stuck on someone's volge:
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k7bgy4OhA6ty1W1Yp?invite=cr-MSxyaUUsMjY1MzE2ODc2
Watch An Arena Brawl! and millions of other Half Sword videos captured using Medal.
just the poleaxe he uses, sadly
Is there any way to play with any weapon and armor? I wanna do Ralph (the wedge hammer or whatever it was I think it’s only available in abyss)
If you use the trainer mod, you can make him use any weapon! lol 😛
not the steam workshop if thats what you mean
Yea, it's a mod you download; I used Nexusmods
K
@tall dagger btw with my playing around for settings to limit crashing cap fps and lower graphics and gore
the capping fps helped the most by FAR
the barron really does unspeakable things to poor willie
how do people play like the waves mode thingy
abyss or ultimate challenge
Skill issue
can i get ulty challege without beating the game or no
you have to beat the game yes, you can play abyss meanwhile tho, fair warning tho, abyss is way harder than ultimate challenge, ironically
i wish you only two handed a 1 handed weapon if you toggle it with right click so you could punch with your other hand like you can with a shield
abyss is so boring
its so awkward casue two handing a knife makes no sense anyway
u get good progress then just die to some bs
fog sucks, they should just entirely remove sneak attacks that shits wack
got somewhat far (around 20 ish minutes in) kill and guy and when hes falling his sword chops my leg off
feels like a waste to me
"oh neat! I found armor!"
the pitchfork peasant spawning at my 6 o clock: 
damn
if higher gore means decapitations and losing limbs is easier, doesn't that equate to higher damage?
Fatal error in Extreme Challenge. wen fix :0
yes
Turn down or off blood
maybe controversial opinion, knight tier with dmg reduced for both player and npc is fire. I enjoy 10 minute duels to the death in which he fight the weapons off eachother then fist fight.
guess i turnin off blood
2eagle 2view
Ye olde google earth
add this in to feedback so the devs have more information to work with!
Geoegles Ye Arthe, the first peasant to chart the lands via cart
blood river
willie lasagna
has anyone here actually beaten the final challenge? I got to about the 4th-5th wave when the only weapon that stood a chance of knocking people over despawned after i was knocked to the ground
and that was after like 50 tries
i beat it 4 times
how
skill. a bit of luck, tears. agony
pure hatred towards my fellow willie
i finally got the naked willie glitch
how long does an abyss run take
how'd u get this to happen
will power
right i must try that
Why my character turn into a mental disabled in the ultimate challenge? is ridiculous how my characters falls with nothing
and all the enemies are swordmasters as well as karate black belts. Dodge their sword and get in range for a strike? Sorry, you just took a direct kick and now you don't have a clear strike anymore
slow motion is basically pointless in the ultimate challenge 99% of the time when you won't have a good enough weapon to beat the first 3 waves
wow I didn't even get to pick up the knife before being 1 shot
how do u even come to this conclusion
yeah but that is the halfsword button, maybe they could add a button to toggle between halfswording and using offhand because it would be nice to be able to clock someone while using a shortsword or (like you said) dagger
it’s ur pc
How do you get out of abyss, is it just “kill a bunch of ppl” or is there an exit?
maybe MMB could toggle between halfsword & offhand, but idk if that's reserved for mordschlag maybe? I heard that was planned
how so?
go backwards
Kill people until you come across the boss
wander around and enemies spawn
after like 3 or something the boss s pawns in
well it’s his pc so he has to explain
Thanks
I agree that fighting for weapons/devolving into a boxing match can be fun but lowering damage on knight would be horrible lol
What's the trick to beating someone with a spear in the Ultimate Challenge? Those bastards with aimbots aren't letting me advance 
what do i do when i reach the last rank? im at the ultimate challenge thing and every time i click free mode i click gautlet mode and nothing happens
if the other willys had the same balance as us this challenge would be more fair tbh
If you dont ahve a shield or a polearm to counter, left-right wiggles while sprinting will sometimes bait the AI to take a swing or thrust, move in and grapple to keep them from regaining range and kick or slash/beat them down
I'll try that, thanks
fatal error every time
Doesnt work super well with the spike-pole-spears, all you can do is try and bait an attack that leaves their pole out of position like a spear and pray to Willy-God himself that you can land a decent kick or hit in to knock him over, otherwise you're likely dead
so i just lost all of my progress while playing abyss, guess I gotta do it all over again.
yup. thats part of the challenge'
Once you get past Knight Rank and get to the Ult Challenge your progress saves and you can quit the game or go to free mode without losing prog even when you die
I think I... miss my billhook...
also I feel like there should be lore for bosses
screw this guy am i right
they beat other people, fight more people
become boss
and then die to player
and play never dies
i kinda raged a bit lol (mods will see it in logs) 😭
haiiii
its ok bro i rage too
this typa rage? 😭
fnaf 🤯
oh i totally relate
like fr
When you tell the barber "only a little off the top"
you arent the only one bro, i think theyre supposed to be like that
yeah really wish the player didnt fall so stupidly eassy
the barber paid bro 😭
also hate when weapons on the ground kill you
how to fix the error problem
only some of them do it but it's so annoying
that's incredibly vague, is the problem genuinely known as the "error" problem?
man this is like, a bit unsettling
nice now im stuck in camera mode. please fix that
I just punched a man so hard in the arm that it broke his leg
fnaf 2 chica lookin ahh 😭
fr bro
gn tho yall.
same, its 4am
its 6 for me
im in greece 🇬🇷
If you are reading this you have gone deaf
i chopped him one time bro what???
hehehehehe
bro is overreacting 🥀
how am i overreacting
I won't say my blocking technique is the smoothest but it DID work
you didnt even block it lol
A for effort
mhm
He sorta did. The blade did in fact block the axe.
look again
I mean it was a better "block" than what ever this was
the blade didnt even touch it
lol sure
I did? if that blade wasn't there to disrupt momentum then he would've been dead.
no her armor stopped it
upon review I have to say the axe hit me first. Very close but it is quite close
also you can clearly see that the blade never touched the axe
I wouldn't say clearly, it's tough to see.
really?
The axe itself hit you, but look at the shaft of the axe. You're still sorta blocking off a lane even if by accident.
It looks to me like the axe slid under the swing,
Whatever the case may be, since polearms have brainrotted my ability to block with any other weapon type, the beatings shall continue instead
That's so much smoother than I am
I cannot for the life of me swing well with the blunt weapons
the after beating QwQ
1H + Shield was the trickiest to me when it came to learning.
Blunt weapons are kind of hit or miss (no pun intended). You really just gotta snap it right across their nose or forehead for maximum effect
Just a flesh wound!
shields are for nerds who cant block with sheer willpower
go all offense all the time regardless of your health or body state
Oh yea I use a shield, it's called my body.
I play on npc damage allllll the way at the bottom.
RIP our right arm
🫡
But that's cause I wanna learn how to block properly.
See, you're doing it wrong. Shields are not for blocking.
They are for pummeling, bullying, and generally making life hell for your opponent
yeah that's generally what we use them for, but other weapons just do that better
unless it's the buckler
I havent played the game in a month and 2 days and i lost my playtest 😞
shields are for pussies
fight like a real man using your fists
fists are based
we prefer blades because we find it fun to completely ignore armor with high precision
Fists are for losers, real men only kick.
kicks are for losers, real men use nothing
be a man and take that sword through your throat
Okay I'm officially zonked and tired. Goodnight friends.
same lol, goodbye
officially made it to veteran for the first time lol
I prefer gravity to fists
brutal
are npcs supposed to attack you when you surrender? is it just their choice
probably based on their aggression level
lol I knock them down grab their feet and spin around and throw them
i cant tell at this point, i died so many times after surrendering
mainly the first boss seems to kill me when i try surrendering
this looks fun
same bro
i just bleed out before i can
make them screen that the pathetic peasants they are.
never thought of that, thanks
It's a good strategy, but it does eventually run out of durability lol
It's a good music choice. I'm a big fan of Medieval 2: Total War's music for this game as well.
nah use your helmet /srs
genuinely a really good weapon
that's fucking amazing
i can only get it to hit them with their face exposed
wdym
The game fucking crashed from me hitting a guy's head with a halberd
if they have a helmet with the face exposed itll hit
Quick little duel with a nice recovery near the end.
i think the devs didnt really bother making the npcs spare you when you surrender, since it isnt that neccessary. however i do sometimes feel like when i surrender up to 75% they stop attacking and back off, so maybe im wrong.
oh we misread what you said, yeah you can get it to hit regardless or just knock them onto the floor by walking into them
they did bother and they do back off when you surrender
however it isnt 100% of the time
ohh ok
but there is a very distinct change in behavior when you do surrender
Pretty sure their chance of hitting you at surrender is based on their level of aggression/bravery which is randomized on each willie you fight
also it seems that the more you surrender the less likely they are, but also it could just be that it's rerolled every time you surrender which will inevitably make them ignore it eventually
that's cool, i did notice some surrendered right away when they were weaponless, others needed you to attack them first
No they usually surrender when they dont have a weapon in spoilance
didnt even know they had that and that makes so much more sense. some willies surrender when i slap them, and some keep on going when i turn them into a kitkat
Im pretty sure that happens to all willies
and only if you have a weapon and are looking at them
and yes that's all willies
although they may take a moment to realize
i was using a weapon with a mod in a fist fight, and some surrendered instantly, others required me to point it at their neck, and some needed to be hit
i kinda wonder, when the devs add enemy face varation will we keep on calling the enemies "willies" or will we come up with some other term
might be a fist fight thing because we've seen it honestly probably hundreds of times
Knife is kinda goated ngl
knife is genuinely one of the best weapons
you just parry kill parry kill parry kill
Earlier I literally stabbed a longsword in the neck
silly
Without taking dmg
My aim sucks
however almost all weapons are disabled when you let go
and you throw really hard
no idea why we saw the insane throwing power and didnt think to throw enemies until shown just now
Because willie is a fat fuck
not that fat
I have no clue how they could do it, but I wish that there was more feedback when you're in a bind with someone. It's possible to control the weapon, but it can be hard to tell who has the advantage since I can't feel any inherent friction from the weapons.
yall should try hellish quart
if the fov was tweaked maybe
IS THAT A MODE
its a game
didnt know caps was on, my bad
my bad, hellish quart is an entirely different game
does it cost
its a sidescroller (?) with similar vibes
Shit kinda goes hard
its like 20 smaackaroos canaiddanana
they should add a headbutt button
TS tuff asf icl ts does NOT pmo fr ong no kizzy no cappin on mah willie
they should add a bomb untoy button
they should add a button to conquest it
i am conquesting it
im vinicing it
ohhhh i am conquesting it
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!
Ive spent the last 20 mins trying to stab a longseord in the neck
I love kitchen knife
AIM IT
caps lock my fault, either use stab mode (L alt) or aim then alr stab
i got to man at arms
anyone want willy pics (taken in game not NSFW)
how much u charge?
free
What are weapons you peeps like to use that are considered crappy by most others?
i've been doing the ultimate challenge for 4 days
Meanwhile, people like me can’t get past commoner 🥲
hoe
i like the hoe
and fatal error is what got me every time
dms 😈
it has range and can get over blocks sometimes
is the playtest back or is it just the demo
whelp
the play test and demo are integrated
its a stump 😭
it is what it is
hoe headshots go crazy
you'll get there, don't give up
When you die, notice how your willie died and then think of what happened leading up to his death, and then think "Let's not do that next time", and soon or later you'll start to notice patterns and mistakes that you'll then focus on not doing again after
oh i was just wondering cuz i had the playtest and it just dissapeared one day
what's the error
Thanks for the emotional support
yea just delete the playtest
alright
is there anyway to stop the fatal error?
Haven't seen many people with the winged spear, I can beat plancons consistently with it
i prefer hooking it up from below and taking their hands
Goofy ass shit
":V"
Also did this earlier
d1 barber
It took me like a year of playing both the abyss and the bloodless playtest before I even started getting good
but once you get good, you'll really notice it
what's the error say?
and heck, the game plays so much better now than earlier when willies had noodle arms
spears were impossible to use
game crashes when you hit someone sometimes
dx 12 or 11?
i think its bc of the gore system
also that didnt answer the question
Has any of y'all beat baron? I'm stuck at when 3 armoured willies spawn and damn are they fucking tough
both
my bad lmao
it says game crashed due to fatal error i think\
and just an ok button
yeah just modify the gore settings and see if anything fixes it
Jesus fucking christ the knife is brutal
tbh idk if it is id have to test it, i had it crash with gore and blood on but ive never played no blood or gore
we like to just stab people in the gut with it
can someone explain this one to me?
You got hit
how does a hoe go straight through the curved part of a helmet like that
complete bullshit
just lost a knight level character to this crap
got hit by zeus
GREAT CHAMPION IS CRAZY BRO
Anyone else suddenly dying a lot because Willy tripped and refuses to get up, or physics just exploding and instantly breaking your neck when the enemy hits you half the time
turn down enemy damage idk
yeah but not the exploding
it is literally at minimum and physics explosions seem to explode me especially when hit by spears
Im fighting the grete of knight and he just pushed me out of the fence
He's weak
my willie is stuck
wild
how can i get more accurate with my swings
call the opponent weak
slow down your mouse sens
Guys, there's a problem. the left mouse button opens the photo mode, nothing works in the settings, I reinstalled the game, please help
lmao doing a fist fight now, i hit this guy with a couple kicks and a lot of vicous body shots, hes black and blue all over
he cold clocks me with a hook, i go down
i begin to get back up, proceed to somehow snap my own leg
just by getting up
cant make this shit up lmao
he is making progress escaping the battle field!
youve just ruined his day
hahahaha
do yall punch willy in the menu screen
Yes
i didnt realize if you kill him you go to abyss
free mode is always free!
anyone know if you die in free mode if it resets like normal
the mode above night? I had to unlock it
oh nvm I read it wrong it says ultimate challenge lol
Is there any advantage to being small? Or is it strictly worse?
my willie is clutch he just killed a candle holder manic in the abyss by unwielding his trusty knife and scalping him
taller has more reach as well
Yeah, taller has better reach, I think better unarmed damage due to higher weight, and much better grappling, so I was wondering if shorter might have better center of mass to prevent those times you fall over because you turned too quick. Shame.
Oh, shorter Willie does seem to use less stamina when moving around in slowed time?
billie
i think hes harder to hit as well
but tbh any "harder to hit" advantage disappears when you have to get well within range just to get the tip of your weapon to their body and they can bring the side of a blade down on your neck
I unlocked the ultimate challenge, will i lose it if i die without choosing the ultimate challenge\
Okay can confirm, doing a 180 while sprinting does NOT make near-minimum-height Willie fall over, unlike taller Willies
once you get to the ultimate challenge you can die as many times as you want and try again
at the beginning of the ultimate challenge instead of at the start of the whole gauntlet
i think hes asking if he unlocks it, then picks say militia and dies there, does he keep baron challenge
Why i always get down when i hit the first boss?
Like, with the others that doesnt happen
are you the fellow who says "cuckold!" in the game? :3c cuz if so good job, I always giggle when it comes out
same with "rrrraggamuffin!"
Im stuck with the first boss xD
If you're slamming right into him, it's probably the recoil of your attack.
I only did the screaming and death sounds.
Unless by down you mean dying, in which case it might just be because you keep choosing bad weapons on the arena floor.
oh!
the gruggles and ahhs if you will
Wahh
because you are a naked nobody, and he is like a full 2 foot taller than you
That doesnt make sense
yea
But i will try not to "slam"
great job still, those are disturbing as hell lol
you have no mass
is what im getting at
hes bigger, you dont have armour to give you more mass (make you harder to knock down)
When you hit someone with more mass, your body doesnt collapse
If you run full tilt into a guy who's heavier than you, and don't brace for the impact of whatever you're swinging into him
put some alcohol on it
You do actually just fall down
im assuming youre getting inside his axe range with the knife? slashing at him can put you off balance and he just pushes you over
are you hitting with the weapon or your arms and body?
its a physics based game, force is mass x acceleration, so whatever has more mass is gonna have more force if you have the same acceleration
Mmmh
for fucks sake.
im gonna record some clips minecraft isnt working anyway.
XD
first boss, count your days
if youre gonna use the knife in the first boss instead of say a candlestick, just stab him
I'd recommend using the two handed candelabra if it's there, and the one handeds and/or shields if it's not
But yeah if you wanna use a knife the stab is MUCH better than the slash
if it gets his body, he dies
if it gets his hand, he drops his axe and surrenders
More likely to kill + won't make you fall over like a klutz
win/win
just got cut in half by a hammer
its a little buggy atm though, stabbing has gone kinda wonky where knives sometimes bounce harmlessly off of bare skin
like movie props or some shit
shit sucks, but hey ho its a demo what we gonna do
BTW can we use printscreen for the photos in the photo channel as long as we hide UI + mouse first?
It's a bitch and a half for me to reach my screenshots folder
its still fun
you might as well just press X to take the photo
the screenshots folder is pretty easy to get to
go on steam, HS, browse local files
I have everything unlocked now and died in the ultimate challenge and didnt lose anything so its cool
All my steam shit is shoved in an external directory for storage space reasons, but fair enough
packgod would humble you
Could be worse, could be facing four
Oky thanks
Im getting so upset dude on the final boss xD
But yeah check the pic I posted in photos
Unironically that or the long candel are my two go-to sets
i just kill him with my bare hands most of the time
disarmed + thrown
Day 2 of trying to beat the ultimate challenge….. I wonder if I throw my pc hard enough will it fly
theres levels to this shit
i give you my luck soldier 🫡
dont worry hes still alive
🫡
The comeback is insane
its really just a slot machine atm.
i figured out how to headbutt
and when you finally start doing good in the challenge an enemy will random jump kick and downward slash your head mid air
Bro at the start and being given a butter knife vs a pitch fork makes me question my existence
I get kicked in my loins and fall over like a house of cards
meh, you just run around to the right and out juke it, though i just reset if its a pitchfork
and if T3 isnt a billhook you already lost the challenge
That’s where I’m at atm just see the pitchfork, esc, menu, play demo 🤣
pitchfork goated
and chances are T4 is 2 spears thatll full sprint you until you die
FACTS
By Gode! He hath been educated on the village survival tactics of Detroit!
"for the love of go-" cracks skull with a candleabra
the majority of people ive seen thatve beaten the challenge maxed out the damage sliders to do it
the other ones just run in circles with a billhook for 30 minutes
Give me that ass.
saw someone earlier crouch in the corner of the arena with a pitchfork and just aim it up and dude ran on to it lol
I’ve thought about doing that but I will not Sercombe to such skill issue
I will prevail as the gods intended… with my suffering
Pure cinema
i mean its gonna get nerfed. spear is just too op when paired with the ai in challenge mode
Anyone got tips on how to beat the last challenge? I'm stuck at when 3 armoured willies spawn and I can't seem to beat em
on the first opponent in challenge mode if he has a 1 handed weapon and you sprint at him hell literally just grab you and break your neck instantly
"You see the shit I endure for a paycheck?"
I friend is currently trying to get through the first steps, and I’ve been just struggling and I’m like… enjoy your time there lil bro, enjoy it
FINALLY BEAT 3RD BOSS OMG
30+ ATTEMPTS
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK THSI DUDE ACTUALLY
gg you beat the game
Trust me there's worse
now you get christmas trees and are basically jesus
big stick with pointy sticks attached
i hate that the ai just kinda attacks until you die
lol just found out if you grab the head of the main menu willy and drag it, you break his neck
the bosses like the scythe guy will just hit the groundnext to you until he eventually hit you
this one is better the other is good but i prefer this
scythe my beloved
cactus stick
Yeah I'd attack until my opponent dies too if I were an AI
"the game is fixed!!" i still explode 50% anything other than a knife or sword touches me
scythe is so easy
3rd boss is miserable
dude has an endgame greatsword and is hella tall??? for no fucking reason
this the reason why 9999% of people are commoners
just downtier to peasant and equip a spear
when he slashes down and to the right with a longsword theres enough of a window to tap his head
He also is pretty easy to move around so you can just 8ball corner pocket his cahones
Literally just charge at him halfswording and he'll probably die
with a pitchfork
a pitchfork is just a poor man's spear
every time i do that he pulls some voodoo magic and redirects the sword onto my noggin
instant abyss
last week i got abyss seven time SEVEN TIMES fightign him
after making it to the last boss and dying i reset the other day and proceeded to die 23 times to the beggar boss
There's a couple weird difficulty spikes, yeah
i got so tilted from that death XD
yeah but when i fall over and he just keeps hitting my head the tiniest bit 💔
scythe is just hella easy to parry
i use the shortaxe on him and he dies very often
parrying is basically just luck
i think the problem is the AI and the player have access to the same exact potential. But we dont exactly have the processing speed of a supercomputer in our heads
To me the biggest problem with the game, gameplay-style, is that being knocked down is basically a death sentence because you can't do anything but try and get up
can't even roll to the sides to evade hits
exploded once again to an axe npc the hitreg in this game is horrid
XD
you just swing a long weapon towards the scythem
i mean the scythe is just a massive target to block away
scythe is stupid easy to halfsword
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are you able to use it???
like in game besides winning the battle
only n abyss
nope. some of the later abyss challenges after you kill him
I mean, even in this you see them roll on all fours and then get up, you can't do that easily in the game
but tbh im not a fan of the abyss. anything after t3 i just reset
its only good for a level or 2 in the abyss before people get too much armor but in that time it fucks shit up
it's a movie but still
theyre wearing cloth maile
yeah it gets pretty hard and long winded to come out of the abyss after a certain point
3rd boss just hit a looney tunes ass death, buddy tripped and flew in the air to hit his head on the floor
the most annoying part is enemies can push you around like its nothing. even if they dont have armor.
did they update the chopping sword their super smooth now
like trying to get up close and half sword a spearman is an instant ko for you
Still
even naked willies have all the trouble getting back on their feet and they still can't defend
owl
the tip to go peasant tier for 3rd boss is so good. just smoked him with axe
my favorite owl is th
so chat I walked into ts guy's sword and erm, i got split in half
make sure u save :3
yo i got sent to the abyss
why do all spears except two have TERRIBLE handling
genuienly
THATS WHAT I'M FUCKING SAYING
real
it makes zero sense why cactus spear has insane handling while short spear + shield is the worst weapon combo in the game
like why does it just flop????
its terribly impractical
For GODS sake give us the playtest handling back 🙏
Like holy shit the new handling as genuinely ass
i just died because my dude literally FELL FOR NO FUCKING REASON
accidentally walked into an npcs candle spike and instakilled myself
THSI IS SO BULLSHIT
remember to save, silly </3
happens to me so much i hate it
YOU CAN SAVBE????????????????????????????????????????????????????
no
alright im back to square one bruh
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bruh thats too much work
it is deadass like 4 button presses
okay hold up
crazy
Just got the most satisfying visor stab on a "cowboy helm" lol
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is there eventually a free mode where yo dont have to worry about losing your progress
yes
yes
I think... I miss my billhook
ok cool
click the button on the bottom right of menu
if you look undet the factions section of the menu there is free mode
how to defeat the beggar boss with various weapons, ideal or otherwise.
oh cool i didnt see that do you have to unlock them first?
how do i lose to the beggar BOSS
i didnt, it was always there for me
make a single mistake or just lay there
can i just go into files and fix shit
im bouta check because a homeless guy used me as a body shield
so if i make multiple mistakes i would win? sounds pretty hard kepotrucken
oh cool thanks guys
I'm gonna skin you
average spoilance experience
i was about to ask "the sickle?"
i know what ur talking abiot just not the name
the hoe?
no
its like a candy cane shape
WHEN COULD I JUST USE A LOWER RANK>?????
oh
thats a type of sickle, at least its called such in the files.
i call that the fireman axe
FARMER PITCHWORK KILLED 3RD BOSS SO EASILY DUDE
its originally a tool meant for trimming branches or something.
oh my god final challenge is so buggy!
You did perhaps worryingly well 😅
also why tf are the peasants spawning with a candleabra and small candle sticks
where are they finding them
the same place you find them. on the ground
yeah but we are peasants
theres a lot of bodies
i need 4
this thing hits like a wet noodle but its honestly my favorite weapon
by far has the most fluid and responsive movement
Nah, you just gotta use it right fr
Try to hit them with the point of the hook
side note, theres a live police chase in la atm
And if you stick them keep trying to slice through and you’ll eventually just cut em in half
i love it when my attempts at applying real stances succeed
it really works like the knife on a long stick
you just cant poke with it
The glaive thingy
I KNOCKED HIS HELMET OFF LMAO
i think in the full game the stances should be hotkeyed and have fluid motion from within the stance parameters. and then also just have what we have now
ikr
i've been trying to practice kenjutsu in this game rn but it's annoyingly difficult
God damn it I was doing perfectly in the last challeng and the game crashedddddddd
even with trainer and loadout selector
when 3 pixels are the difference between your swing taking a head off or somehow redirecting into the foot
Elaborate?
I like his helmet spikes
Do you have gore on
Or blood
Gore
Have diff stances for the hot key pressed which all have their own style
Yeah, dismemberment and stuff
Indeed, I have it on gruesome. Does that causes crashes?
yes
Tyty
fighting knight boss full legit for the first time. full damage against player and npc LETS GO
how to snap people's necks
basically when you hold lmb your character automatically goes into the guard you have selected
and then that becomes your default movement point instead of the standard passive thing atm
If I'm understanding right though the fluid transition is supposed to be
how to snap necks
hit very very hard
just press E to try nd pick up a weapon halfway under the fence
fuck this game tbh
fighting in higher levels give you one opportunity to land a hit and then you're out of stamina
makes no fucking sense. not even including randomly falling over for no damn reason
great baron is a pain in the dick
why do the enemies gotta run into me like im a fucking ball pit
its like the people you use in this game havent used their legs in their entire life until this moment
is it intentional that the bullet time or arrow time or whatever makes U LOSE ALLL OF UR STAMINA
makes it useless
one swing and now im falling over bro
Yes
it works better in less armor
even then
jus dknt us erit
having a good run, and when you try to change weapons willie decides the best way to grab a weapon from his belt is by putting his arm inbetween his legs, and has tripped himself over. GG
i dont. but every once in a while i do and it just dissapoints me
i know you guys probably see this alot, but i have startup crashes even though ive put commands in steam launch, and i gave the app full perms. any tips?
reinstall maybe. this is my inexperienced advice
Lol dying as baron resets your whole gauntlet (I killed him in the menu and died in the abyss)
ill give it a shot. ty
once i got to baron it doesnt reset for me anymore
what happens after ultimate challenge? my game refuses to stop crashing after armor starts dropping
Gauntlet's progress for me is 0, I have to start from beggar again
But Baron is unlocked in free play
You beat a golden armor dude and unlock him to play as
yeah u beat it though thats why it resets
to bad im fatal crashing 100% of the time during it then lmao
its re-installing rn, i hope this works because ive tried everything
ty! so do i lol
Yeah playing as baron is kinda cool bc you use the very tall model he has in game too, no shrinking bullshit
yeahh
it should be illegal for first enemy in baron to spawn with pitchfork
Lol yeah, it's easier to kill him with bare fists than using the knife in my experience
nah, just get the knife and wait for him to do an overhead or something and then just lunge in with a stab. Match over there and then.
where can i get half sword mods?
you good bro
Was there ever a messer shown in footage or previous builds?
damn there is no save online i can find so i cant play or unlock baron due to crashing 100% of the time
Messers are in the game.
No. Just what you would typically think when you hear messer.
A big knife.
Ah OK
how do i change the map into that interor thing
how can i snap people's necks with style
I'd actually argue that left click stabs are better.
Much more manuverable and can intuitivly be turned into a cut.
should probably keep your 🐭 sensitivity in the lower portion too
The humble double click:
I was today's years old when I found out you could use alt to switch stances
Its X not alt wdym
Joined in august 14 2024 yet bro doesn't know 😭
x for changing hands
alt for thrust mode
try changing hands after each swing of your polearm
its pretty crazy
I was today's years old when I found out you could use X to switch hands
I don't really need to do it in this clip
Eventually we'll need a key for reverse grip

Goofy ass photo I took
The same could be said for swords it changes the dynamic of the cut and can give you that extra inch.
No one really uses X for swords
And they're missing out. It changes which side is the true edge and can be super useful for getting around shields.
Just a shame that it's bound to x. It can be super annoying to get to in a fight.
What the hell is false edge and true edge, heard of it and never tried to research it
how do i snap necks with style
Basically it boils down to the true edge being the one closest to the hand and the false edge being the opposite. Because of geometry reasons the false edge has a further reach then the true edge.
The false edge is weaker though.
dont think that weakness really matters on default settings
Yeah I dont get it, ima stick to stabbing people with a knife
Fair and valid
can we somehow disable the abyss so my game stops crashing when i die
that issue fixed for us when we switched to dx 11
im still crashing :(
you've tried both?
where can i change that? :)
go into settings and look for the 11 or 12
near the bottom if we remember correctly
alr
(usually 11 is more crash-friendly so changing it to 12 probably wont fix it lol)
Little bit more progress with my footwork
sick
the way he holds onto his weapon is so shit lol
he keeps losing grip
yeah I noticed
@coarse jolt billhook 💪
its also really hard to control
SAME I JUST USED THE BILLHOOK TO DO IT
I dropped it tho
I had to use a punch to get him down
somehow it worked? then I held sword by neck
Aye, billhook
Still my favorite weapon in the game
I just hit him upside the head and broke his hand
fire
Something about the ruthless efficiency and "industrial" feel about em
Cheap-looking but made for efficient murder of your fellow man
Billhooks look amazing, i preffer the design of the 2nd, longer billhook
with the billhook I found that if u attack their legs and as soon as it conencts go into half swording, it pulls their legs fowrard
I am more accustomed to the longer bill, yes
and then they fall very funny
Could be the gore system causing it, if it happens to you a lot maybe try no blood/gore and see if that fixes it
Oh uh
Theres like this other weapon, bigass wedge on a stick for a poleaxe
Attatchment didn't work, but it's there
Need lvl 2 for img perms 😔
Voulge?
I rarely talk here so that's pretty understandable
I should probably step up my game
Real
time to become a yapper fr
But yes, going for the leg with the bill is oddly satisfying and somewhat sadistic
We play halfsword, we're all a little sadistic 😭
Fair enough
true that
Although, I try not to be
I try to end fights as quickly as possible because the last time I was "honorable" or sadistic, it backfired
So it ain't over until they surrender or you hear that gurgle
I see it as if I fight honorably, I die quickly
Fighting honorably is a funny concept especially if you're using a bill and they're using a sword
what's a bill?
tghe hook weapon
also we fight honorably everytime and havent been punished for it lol
The massive polearm on the lower levels
oh that's pretty decent
.
yeah why wouldnt u fight honorably
It's a tough time discerning what is honorable for you and me
Because i find it efficient to hit them until they stop making noises
that's less efficient
But basically I just mean I don't give them a chance to fight back
you can easily just tell how much hp they have
and only hit them the correct amount of times
maybe once extra
drunken boxing
#game-footage-🎮🎥 message In the realm of polearms, sometimes pointing at your enemy is enough to kill them
Jackie chan ? is that u?
Haven't played the game in a while, probably because my laptop is struggling to process the game as more updates come through
Though, in the future when the game is more optimized perhaps I can come back again and enjoy the game at full price
What the fuck is your FOV dawg
max?
concern.
it was a reshade tool
Try to guess what weapon caused this
No it's not the axe behind him
Potato peeler
legs should not bend that way 😮
fingernail
"You're not supposed to park there, sir" vibes
"You might be wondering how I ended up in this place"
whats up with the ai just jumping alot?
...jumping?
like idk it looks like they jump
they just go up and down and do something with the legs
what
can you record?
Then know 
uhh no? you are expecting way too much
im kinda just here to complain
imagine if halfsword had zweihanders
can you screenshot?