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mossy lantern
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im downloading it

magic thorn
mossy lantern
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😭

tall dagger
magic thorn
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Also does anyone else feel the last update made it REALLY easy to dismember ppl and get dismembered?

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I feel like I make ppl look like Kit Kats far more often than I used to

mossy lantern
tall dagger
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If you’re having a problem with it try turning gore down a bit. Tweak the sittings until they are right for you

magic thorn
magic thorn
mossy lantern
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i dont got ccs on this pc

tall dagger
magic thorn
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Hell most malware never really does much visually

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Shit just stops working

mossy lantern
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it works

magic thorn
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Or eventually it becomes ransom ware

mossy lantern
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i got ss proof

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iima scan my pc

tall dagger
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Antivirus isn’t bulletproof

mossy lantern
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why would it be a virus if im actually playing it

proper palm
mossy lantern
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ill lyk in an hour if anything happens

vapid hull
magic thorn
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He doesn’t know 😔

magic thorn
quasi rain
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hey so wtf is up with the game randomly "fatal crash"ing and when you click off of it the game closes itself after a while

magic thorn
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Uh

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There’s a whole convo above one sec

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^

tall dagger
tall dagger
thorny perch
vapid hull
tall dagger
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hi rail

sick cedar
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halfsword devs should mount the camera on the mouth, not the eyes

misty linden
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why r the players so fragile while the enemys are so durable?

thick iron
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You can change that in the settings

glad sparrow
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you're misunderstanding me, I don't like any car

lucid perch
odd kiln
misty linden
glad sparrow
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yeah well sometimes it feels like the opposite for me, the wonders of critical zone targeting for you

glad sparrow
misty linden
vale creek
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i just accidently stumbled upon the willie feet shrine?

glad sparrow
twin oasis
vale creek
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theres a "Willie Feet Sightings (and roleplay)" thread??

glad sparrow
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WHAT THE FUUCK

true thorn
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is he okay

vale creek
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what the FUCK is this??

shrewd patio
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quick question, why do shield guys drop their shields in the 1v1's in the free mode and guantlet, but once you get to the ultimate challenge they NEVER drop them

wind charm
vale creek
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i feel as if i discovered a secret ancient cursed tablet

glad sparrow
dreamy ginkgo
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I love that you can completely break enemy willies legs

misty linden
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yall know any games like halfsword that r multiplayer?

dreamy ginkgo
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No sadly

true thorn
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i decided to try random flailing for the meme and he got cut in half perfectly down the middle

serene tulip
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Willie feeling zesty tonight

vale creek
true thorn
glad sparrow
true thorn
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random flailing is just objectively worse than actually playing smart 9 times out of 10

vale creek
glad sparrow
twin oasis
# true thorn

Willie getting ramantic after being saved by his knight in shining armon

wind charm
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The average human reaction time is approximately 250 milliseconds and unfortunately for Willie, I'm faster than that.

glad sparrow
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that's slomo right

vale creek
glad sparrow
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right

glad sparrow
vale creek
glad sparrow
tender quest
vale creek
glad sparrow
opaque anvil
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whats the injury where i lose stamina over time and can't properly regain it?

shrewd patio
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blood loss

opaque anvil
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heavy breathing and all

shrewd patio
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at least in my experience that's usually when i have been cut in an artery or somewhere important or several small cuts

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and then it keeps me fatigued over a long period of time

vale creek
glad sparrow
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idk why there's no "this" emoji for reaction but, yes, blood loss, or having a bloodied spot in the head

vale creek
opaque anvil
sleek mica
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You can internally break bones occasionally

glad sparrow
opaque anvil
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i think i was relatively unbloodied or none at all

atomic spruce
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for some reason my game did not crash at all whilst playing on directx12

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so weird

true thorn
frosty acorn
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I FUCKING DID IT

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I KILLED THE BARRON

vale creek
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HELL YEAH

frosty acorn
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GET DUNKED ON BITCH

frosty acorn
shrewd patio
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what is a trainer m od

frosty acorn
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you can posses npcs spawn stuff etc

shrewd patio
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oh lmao

vale creek
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for the purpose of getting better

frosty acorn
vale creek
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(and also having fun)

glad sparrow
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did you beat him with trainer off or on

frosty acorn
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you can spawn an invincible willie to practice

shrewd patio
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okay okay that sounds very useful

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how do i get that

frosty acorn
frosty acorn
shrewd patio
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yessir 🤝 thank you

frosty acorn
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ill give the easy way and simple way

shrewd patio
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okay 👍

frosty acorn
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dont use manual method use automatic

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manual is shit and does not work

shrewd patio
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okay okay good to know

true thorn
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this man is still alive enough to scream and writhe in pain

rotund grail
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i never knew this game was supposed to be a rage game

true thorn
glad sparrow
formal torrent
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Why is it that when i load up the game and it asks me to choose what level of violence i want, whenever i click on any of them it doesn’t load or go away and i am just stuck with the question

true thorn
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that is my torso on the ground

shrewd patio
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how did you guys use the mod to get better

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what exactly did you do

kind drum
true thorn
tepid crater
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I HATE THE SWORD BOSS HES SO HARD WHEN YOU HAVE TO GET CLOSE

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-# On hardest settings

true thorn
velvet holly
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new physics update makes ur character fall over from basically nothing which pretty much means game over as it's harder to get up now

tepid crater
vapid hull
formal torrent
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Im stuck on gore selection, is there any known fixes?

tepid crater
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Tried that

silver ember
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will they make this game multiplayer?

soft osprey
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One sec

true thorn
serene tulip
soft osprey
# formal torrent Im stuck on gore selection, is there any known fixes?

Bug: Stuck on gore selection menu. When booting up the game nothing happens when making a gore selection.

Solution: Clean reinstall

Delete all files relating to the half sword playtest existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Navigate to and delete the Half Sword Playtest folder located in the following directory.
C:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common
Navigate to and delete the Saved folder located in the following directory.
C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Playtest.

be sure to get ALL files listed above before reinstalling, and it should work. Let me know your results!

glad sparrow
true thorn
glad sparrow
river haven
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is this update gonna get fixed? i mean i feel like the hulk i just cut somebody clean inhalf with one swing with a knife

glad sparrow
true thorn
deep shale
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I LOWERED MY SENSITIVITY
AND NOW I CAN THRUST WITH KNIVES AND DAGGERS
AND THEY WORK

river haven
deep shale
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YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH BOOOOOOIIIII
WELCOME to LONDONBURG

tepid crater
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What happens after you beat ultimate challenge?

true thorn
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you get to play as the final boss

tepid crater
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Woah, any weapon?

calm ivy
true thorn
tepid crater
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Is there any way to play with any weapon and armor? I wanna do Ralph (the wedge hammer or whatever it was I think it’s only available in abyss)

calm ivy
tepid crater
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😳

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On steam?

true thorn
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not the steam workshop if thats what you mean

calm ivy
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Yea, it's a mod you download; I used Nexusmods

tepid crater
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K

calm ivy
magic thorn
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@tall dagger btw with my playing around for settings to limit crashing cap fps and lower graphics and gore

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the capping fps helped the most by FAR

prisma aspen
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the barron really does unspeakable things to poor willie

steep cosmos
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how do people play like the waves mode thingy

glad sparrow
molten galleon
steep cosmos
glad sparrow
spare drift
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i wish you only two handed a 1 handed weapon if you toggle it with right click so you could punch with your other hand like you can with a shield

spare drift
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its so awkward casue two handing a knife makes no sense anyway

steep cosmos
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u get good progress then just die to some bs

glad sparrow
steep cosmos
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feels like a waste to me

glad sparrow
whole niche
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if higher gore means decapitations and losing limbs is easier, doesn't that equate to higher damage?

graceful cosmos
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Fatal error in Extreme Challenge. wen fix :0

soft osprey
bold jacinth
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maybe controversial opinion, knight tier with dmg reduced for both player and npc is fire. I enjoy 10 minute duels to the death in which he fight the weapons off eachother then fist fight.

graceful cosmos
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guess i turnin off blood

bold jacinth
glad sparrow
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2eagle 2view

gentle ledge
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Ye olde google earth

tall dagger
glad sparrow
tall dagger
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blood river

glad sparrow
marsh mirage
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has anyone here actually beaten the final challenge? I got to about the 4th-5th wave when the only weapon that stood a chance of knocking people over despawned after i was knocked to the ground

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and that was after like 50 tries

marsh mirage
tall dagger
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pure hatred towards my fellow willie

vale creek
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i finally got the naked willie glitch

steep cosmos
fallow stone
tall dagger
fallow stone
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right i must try that

verbal lintel
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Why my character turn into a mental disabled in the ultimate challenge? is ridiculous how my characters falls with nothing

marsh mirage
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and all the enemies are swordmasters as well as karate black belts. Dodge their sword and get in range for a strike? Sorry, you just took a direct kick and now you don't have a clear strike anymore

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slow motion is basically pointless in the ultimate challenge 99% of the time when you won't have a good enough weapon to beat the first 3 waves

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wow I didn't even get to pick up the knife before being 1 shot

mint gust
stone kite
violet sequoia
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How do you get out of abyss, is it just “kill a bunch of ppl” or is there an exit?

stone kite
graceful horizon
stone kite
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wander around and enemies spawn

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after like 3 or something the boss s pawns in

mint gust
violet sequoia
stone kite
verbal lintel
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What's the trick to beating someone with a spear in the Ultimate Challenge? Those bastards with aimbots aren't letting me advance Feliz

sterile perch
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what do i do when i reach the last rank? im at the ultimate challenge thing and every time i click free mode i click gautlet mode and nothing happens

marsh mirage
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if the other willys had the same balance as us this challenge would be more fair tbh

covert lichen
ember bluff
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fatal error every time

covert lichen
# verbal lintel I'll try that, thanks

Doesnt work super well with the spike-pole-spears, all you can do is try and bait an attack that leaves their pole out of position like a spear and pray to Willy-God himself that you can land a decent kick or hit in to knock him over, otherwise you're likely dead

cobalt ocean
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so i just lost all of my progress while playing abyss, guess I gotta do it all over again.

tall dagger
covert lichen
vapid hull
cobalt ocean
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also I feel like there should be lore for bosses

urban jackal
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screw this guy am i right

urban jackal
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become boss

cobalt ocean
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and then die to player

urban jackal
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and play never dies

hasty blade
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i kinda raged a bit lol (mods will see it in logs) 😭

lament stratus
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haiiii

urban jackal
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its ok bro i rage too

hasty blade
urban jackal
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fnaf 🤯

urban jackal
hasty blade
serene tulip
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When you tell the barber "only a little off the top"

urban jackal
lament stratus
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yeah really wish the player didnt fall so stupidly eassy

hasty blade
lament stratus
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also hate when weapons on the ground kill you

ember bluff
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how to fix the error problem

lament stratus
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only some of them do it but it's so annoying

lament stratus
urban jackal
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man this is like, a bit unsettling

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nice now im stuck in camera mode. please fix that

slim trellis
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I just punched a man so hard in the arm that it broke his leg

urban jackal
hasty blade
urban jackal
hasty blade
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gn tho yall.

urban jackal
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same, its 4am

hasty blade
urban jackal
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eu

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im in scotland

hasty blade
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im in greece 🇬🇷

urban jackal
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🔥

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this game is too addictive

urban jackal
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i chopped him one time bro what???

jolly gorge
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hehehehehe

jolly gorge
urban jackal
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how am i overreacting

jolly gorge
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the enemy is what i meant

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😭🥀

urban jackal
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oh mb ☠️

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how did this guy cut me in half with a hoe

serene tulip
lament stratus
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you didnt even block it lol

orchid arch
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A for effort

lament stratus
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mhm

lunar oxide
lament stratus
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look again

serene tulip
lament stratus
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the blade didnt even touch it

lament stratus
lunar oxide
lament stratus
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no her armor stopped it

serene tulip
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upon review I have to say the axe hit me first. Very close but it is quite close

lament stratus
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also you can clearly see that the blade never touched the axe

orchid arch
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I wouldn't say clearly, it's tough to see.

lament stratus
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really?

lunar oxide
orchid arch
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It looks to me like the axe slid under the swing,

serene tulip
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Whatever the case may be, since polearms have brainrotted my ability to block with any other weapon type, the beatings shall continue instead

orchid arch
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That's so much smoother than I am

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I cannot for the life of me swing well with the blunt weapons

misty linden
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I js got cut in half and im still standing

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is this a glitch

serene tulip
orchid arch
lament stratus
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shields are for nerds who cant block with sheer willpower

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go all offense all the time regardless of your health or body state

orchid arch
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Oh yea I use a shield, it's called my body.

lament stratus
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^^^

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more than once have we blocked a fatal axe swing with our arm and won

orchid arch
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I play on npc damage allllll the way at the bottom.

lament stratus
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RIP our right arm
🫡

orchid arch
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But that's cause I wanna learn how to block properly.

serene tulip
lament stratus
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unless it's the buckler

tulip elk
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I havent played the game in a month and 2 days and i lost my playtest 😞

urban jackal
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fight like a real man using your fists

lament stratus
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fists are based

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we prefer blades because we find it fun to completely ignore armor with high precision

orchid arch
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Fists are for losers, real men only kick.

urban jackal
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kicks are for losers, real men use nothing

orchid arch
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Exactly

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Real men? Aren't even real at all.

urban jackal
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be a man and take that sword through your throat

orchid arch
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Okay I'm officially zonked and tired. Goodnight friends.

urban jackal
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same lol, goodbye

fading flume
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officially made it to veteran for the first time lol

serene tulip
urban jackal
fallow stone
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are npcs supposed to attack you when you surrender? is it just their choice

serene tulip
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probably based on their aggression level

fading flume
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lol I knock them down grab their feet and spin around and throw them

urban jackal
fallow stone
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mainly the first boss seems to kill me when i try surrendering

urban jackal
urban jackal
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i just bleed out before i can

shy maple
shy maple
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you lose 1 rank point

cobalt ocean
urban jackal
serene tulip
shy maple
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artist is vox vulgaris, theyre underrated

serene tulip
lament stratus
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genuinely a really good weapon

lament stratus
shy maple
lament stratus
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wdym

regal iron
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The game fucking crashed from me hitting a guy's head with a halberd

shy maple
lunar oxide
copper fulcrum
lament stratus
lament stratus
lament stratus
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but there is a very distinct change in behavior when you do surrender

serene tulip
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Pretty sure their chance of hitting you at surrender is based on their level of aggression/bravery which is randomized on each willie you fight

lament stratus
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also it seems that the more you surrender the less likely they are, but also it could just be that it's rerolled every time you surrender which will inevitably make them ignore it eventually

fallow stone
regal iron
copper fulcrum
regal iron
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Im pretty sure that happens to all willies

lament stratus
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and yes that's all willies

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although they may take a moment to realize

fallow stone
copper fulcrum
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i kinda wonder, when the devs add enemy face varation will we keep on calling the enemies "willies" or will we come up with some other term

lament stratus
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might be a fist fight thing because we've seen it honestly probably hundreds of times

regal iron
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Knife is kinda goated ngl

lament stratus
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knife is genuinely one of the best weapons

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you just parry kill parry kill parry kill

regal iron
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Earlier I literally stabbed a longsword in the neck

lament stratus
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silly

regal iron
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Without taking dmg

lament stratus
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fun fact

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you can throw weapons at enemies and kill them

regal iron
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My aim sucks

lament stratus
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however almost all weapons are disabled when you let go

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and you throw really hard

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no idea why we saw the insane throwing power and didnt think to throw enemies until shown just now

lament stratus
lunar oxide
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I have no clue how they could do it, but I wish that there was more feedback when you're in a bind with someone. It's possible to control the weapon, but it can be hard to tell who has the advantage since I can't feel any inherent friction from the weapons.

shy maple
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yall should try hellish quart

fading flume
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IS THAT A MODE

shy maple
fading flume
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didnt know caps was on, my bad

shy maple
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my bad, hellish quart is an entirely different game

fading flume
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does it cost

shy maple
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its a sidescroller (?) with similar vibes

regal iron
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Shit kinda goes hard

shy maple
trim apex
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they should add a headbutt button

shy maple
shy maple
trim apex
shy maple
trim apex
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im vinicing it

shy maple
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ohhhh i am conquesting it

shy maple
regal iron
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Ive spent the last 20 mins trying to stab a longseord in the neck

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I love kitchen knife

shy maple
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caps lock my fault, either use stab mode (L alt) or aim then alr stab

ember bluff
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i was one boss away from baron

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then fatal error

shy maple
sand lintel
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anyone want willy pics (taken in game not NSFW)

trim apex
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uncencored?

sand lintel
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yes

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nah but its actually in game

trim apex
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how much u charge?

sand lintel
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free

cinder stone
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What are weapons you peeps like to use that are considered crappy by most others?

ember bluff
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i've been doing the ultimate challenge for 4 days

thick warren
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Meanwhile, people like me can’t get past commoner 🥲

ember bluff
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and fatal error is what got me every time

sand lintel
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dms 😈

shy maple
night juniper
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is the playtest back or is it just the demo

fading flume
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whelp

shy maple
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the play test and demo are integrated

trim apex
sand lintel
trim apex
cinder stone
# thick warren Meanwhile, people like me can’t get past commoner 🥲

you'll get there, don't give up

When you die, notice how your willie died and then think of what happened leading up to his death, and then think "Let's not do that next time", and soon or later you'll start to notice patterns and mistakes that you'll then focus on not doing again after

night juniper
lament stratus
thick warren
night juniper
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alright

misty cedar
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is there anyway to stop the fatal error?

tired shell
shy maple
regal iron
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Goofy ass shit

cinder stone
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":V"

regal iron
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Also did this earlier

trim apex
cinder stone
lament stratus
cinder stone
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and heck, the game plays so much better now than earlier when willies had noodle arms

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spears were impossible to use

shy maple
lament stratus
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dx 12 or 11?

shy maple
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i think its bc of the gore system

lament stratus
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also that didnt answer the question

small helm
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Has any of y'all beat baron? I'm stuck at when 3 armoured willies spawn and damn are they fucking tough

shy maple
shy maple
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it says game crashed due to fatal error i think\

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and just an ok button

lament stratus
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yeah just modify the gore settings and see if anything fixes it

regal iron
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Jesus fucking christ the knife is brutal

shy maple
lament stratus
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we like to just stab people in the gut with it

drowsy flint
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can someone explain this one to me?

regal iron
drowsy flint
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how does a hoe go straight through the curved part of a helmet like that

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complete bullshit

just lost a knight level character to this crap

shy maple
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got hit by zeus

night juniper
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GREAT CHAMPION IS CRAZY BRO

lost badger
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Anyone else suddenly dying a lot because Willy tripped and refuses to get up, or physics just exploding and instantly breaking your neck when the enemy hits you half the time

lost badger
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it is literally at minimum and physics explosions seem to explode me especially when hit by spears

fading flume
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Im fighting the grete of knight and he just pushed me out of the fence

grim latch
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my willie is stuck

fading flume
trim apex
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how can i get more accurate with my swings

fading flume
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call the opponent weak

shy maple
echo flare
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Guys, there's a problem. the left mouse button opens the photo mode, nothing works in the settings, I reinstalled the game, please help

drowsy flint
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lmao doing a fist fight now, i hit this guy with a couple kicks and a lot of vicous body shots, hes black and blue all over

he cold clocks me with a hook, i go down

i begin to get back up, proceed to somehow snap my own leg

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just by getting up

cant make this shit up lmao

grim latch
shy maple
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youve just ruined his day

echo flare
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hahahaha

trim apex
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do yall punch willy in the menu screen

true zealot
trim apex
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i didnt realize if you kill him you go to abyss

fading flume
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didnt know about that lol

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I just unlocked free mode

jolly gorge
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free mode is always free!

fading flume
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anyone know if you die in free mode if it resets like normal

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the mode above night? I had to unlock it

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oh nvm I read it wrong it says ultimate challenge lol

fluid remnant
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Is there any advantage to being small? Or is it strictly worse?

jolly gorge
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worse

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u get pushed over

grim latch
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my willie is clutch he just killed a candle holder manic in the abyss by unwielding his trusty knife and scalping him

drowsy flint
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taller has more reach as well

fluid remnant
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Yeah, taller has better reach, I think better unarmed damage due to higher weight, and much better grappling, so I was wondering if shorter might have better center of mass to prevent those times you fall over because you turned too quick. Shame.

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Oh, shorter Willie does seem to use less stamina when moving around in slowed time?

jolly gorge
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billie

drowsy flint
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i think hes harder to hit as well

but tbh any "harder to hit" advantage disappears when you have to get well within range just to get the tip of your weapon to their body and they can bring the side of a blade down on your neck

jolly gorge
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I unlocked the ultimate challenge, will i lose it if i die without choosing the ultimate challenge\

drowsy flint
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no

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oh

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wait, maybe

i misread that

grim latch
fluid remnant
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Okay can confirm, doing a 180 while sprinting does NOT make near-minimum-height Willie fall over, unlike taller Willies

humble bloom
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once you get to the ultimate challenge you can die as many times as you want and try again

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at the beginning of the ultimate challenge instead of at the start of the whole gauntlet

drowsy flint
vital tiger
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Why i always get down when i hit the first boss?

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Like, with the others that doesnt happen

cinder stone
vital tiger
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Im stuck with the first boss xD

fluid remnant
humble bloom
fluid remnant
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Unless by down you mean dying, in which case it might just be because you keep choosing bad weapons on the arena floor.

cinder stone
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oh!

humble bloom
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the gruggles and ahhs if you will

vital tiger
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Wahh

drowsy flint
true thorn
vital tiger
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But i will try not to "slam"

cinder stone
drowsy flint
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is what im getting at

hes bigger, you dont have armour to give you more mass (make you harder to knock down)

grim latch
vital tiger
fluid remnant
jolly gorge
fluid remnant
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You do actually just fall down

drowsy flint
humble bloom
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are you hitting with the weapon or your arms and body?

drowsy flint
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^

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if you get him with your limbs he can push you over a lot easier

trim apex
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its a physics based game, force is mass x acceleration, so whatever has more mass is gonna have more force if you have the same acceleration

humble bloom
#

for fucks sake.

im gonna record some clips minecraft isnt working anyway.

drowsy flint
#

XD

humble bloom
#

first boss, count your days

drowsy flint
#

if youre gonna use the knife in the first boss instead of say a candlestick, just stab him

fluid remnant
# vital tiger Mmmh

I'd recommend using the two handed candelabra if it's there, and the one handeds and/or shields if it's not

#

But yeah if you wanna use a knife the stab is MUCH better than the slash

drowsy flint
#

if it gets his body, he dies

if it gets his hand, he drops his axe and surrenders

fluid remnant
#

More likely to kill + won't make you fall over like a klutz

drowsy flint
#

win/win

fading flume
#

just got cut in half by a hammer

drowsy flint
#

its a little buggy atm though, stabbing has gone kinda wonky where knives sometimes bounce harmlessly off of bare skin

#

like movie props or some shit

shit sucks, but hey ho its a demo what we gonna do

fluid remnant
#

BTW can we use printscreen for the photos in the photo channel as long as we hide UI + mouse first?

#

It's a bitch and a half for me to reach my screenshots folder

fading flume
#

its still fun

drowsy flint
#

the screenshots folder is pretty easy to get to

go on steam, HS, browse local files

fading flume
#

I have everything unlocked now and died in the ultimate challenge and didnt lose anything so its cool

fluid remnant
#

All my steam shit is shoved in an external directory for storage space reasons, but fair enough

fading flume
#

whats that

#

also spawned as a beggar against a fully armored willie

lost badger
vital tiger
#

Im getting so upset dude on the final boss xD

fluid remnant
#

But yeah check the pic I posted in photos

#

Unironically that or the long candel are my two go-to sets

true thorn
#

i just kill him with my bare hands most of the time

true zealot
upbeat venture
#

Day 2 of trying to beat the ultimate challenge….. I wonder if I throw my pc hard enough will it fly

true zealot
#

i give you my luck soldier 🫡

true thorn
#

dont worry hes still alive

upbeat venture
lofty lily
echo yacht
shy maple
#

i figured out how to headbutt

echo yacht
#

and when you finally start doing good in the challenge an enemy will random jump kick and downward slash your head mid air

upbeat venture
upbeat venture
echo yacht
#

and if T3 isnt a billhook you already lost the challenge

upbeat venture
shy maple
#

pitchfork goated

echo yacht
#

and chances are T4 is 2 spears thatll full sprint you until you die

severe iron
shy maple
#

"for the love of go-" cracks skull with a candleabra

echo yacht
#

the majority of people ive seen thatve beaten the challenge maxed out the damage sliders to do it

#

the other ones just run in circles with a billhook for 30 minutes

true zealot
#

Give me that ass.

echo yacht
upbeat venture
#

I will prevail as the gods intended… with my suffering

lofty lily
#

Holy slam

true thorn
#

@rocky eagle

upbeat venture
#

Pure cinema

echo yacht
small helm
#

Anyone got tips on how to beat the last challenge? I'm stuck at when 3 armoured willies spawn and I can't seem to beat em

echo yacht
# lofty lily

on the first opponent in challenge mode if he has a 1 handed weapon and you sprint at him hell literally just grab you and break your neck instantly

cinder stone
upbeat venture
fathom path
#

FINALLY BEAT 3RD BOSS OMG

#

30+ ATTEMPTS

#

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#

FUCK THSI DUDE ACTUALLY

echo yacht
#

gg you beat the game

cinder stone
#

woo!

#

legit woo, any progress is good progress

small helm
echo yacht
#

now you get christmas trees and are basically jesus

fathom path
#

chrismas trees?

#

are u talkin aboiut the cactus stick

echo yacht
#

big stick with pointy sticks attached

fathom path
#

yesssir

#

thats boring tho

shy maple
#

i hate that the ai just kinda attacks until you die

opaque bramble
#

fatal errors am I right guys?

#

har har har

fading flume
#

lol just found out if you grab the head of the main menu willy and drag it, you break his neck

shy maple
#

the bosses like the scythe guy will just hit the groundnext to you until he eventually hit you

rocky eagle
# true thorn

this one is better the other is good but i prefer this

opaque bramble
#

bro the scythe is op

#

and the stick with nails

true thorn
opaque bramble
#

cactus stick

small helm
raven fractal
#

"the game is fixed!!" i still explode 50% anything other than a knife or sword touches me

fathom path
#

3rd boss is miserable

#

dude has an endgame greatsword and is hella tall??? for no fucking reason

#

this the reason why 9999% of people are commoners

true thorn
echo yacht
fathom path
#

YO UCAN DO TAHT

echo yacht
#

He also is pretty easy to move around so you can just 8ball corner pocket his cahones

small helm
echo yacht
#

with a pitchfork

true thorn
#

a pitchfork is just a poor man's spear

fathom path
#

instant abyss

#

last week i got abyss seven time SEVEN TIMES fightign him

winged anchor
#

yeah 3rd tier boss needs a nerf bro

#

he haunts my dreams

echo yacht
cinder stone
#

There's a couple weird difficulty spikes, yeah

echo yacht
#

i got so tilted from that death XD

shy maple
fathom path
#

i use the shortaxe on him and he dies very often

shy maple
#

parrying is basically just luck

echo yacht
cinder stone
#

To me the biggest problem with the game, gameplay-style, is that being knocked down is basically a death sentence because you can't do anything but try and get up

can't even roll to the sides to evade hits

raven fractal
#

exploded once again to an axe npc the hitreg in this game is horrid

winged anchor
#

XD

fathom path
#

i mean the scythe is just a massive target to block away

echo yacht
#

scythe is stupid easy to halfsword

cinder stone
fathom path
#

like in game besides winning the battle

winged anchor
#

only n abyss

echo yacht
cinder stone
echo yacht
#

but tbh im not a fan of the abyss. anything after t3 i just reset

true thorn
#

its only good for a level or 2 in the abyss before people get too much armor but in that time it fucks shit up

cinder stone
#

it's a movie but still

winged anchor
shy maple
#

3rd boss just hit a looney tunes ass death, buddy tripped and flew in the air to hit his head on the floor

echo yacht
raven fractal
#

did they update the chopping sword their super smooth now

echo yacht
#

like trying to get up close and half sword a spearman is an instant ko for you

cinder stone
#

even naked willies have all the trouble getting back on their feet and they still can't defend

winged anchor
#

the tip to go peasant tier for 3rd boss is so good. just smoked him with axe

cinder stone
#

they're like cat birbs

thorny perch
#

my favorite owl is th

pallid oar
#

so chat I walked into ts guy's sword and erm, i got split in half

vapid hull
fathom path
#

why do all spears except two have TERRIBLE handling

#

genuienly

vapid hull
fathom path
#

it makes zero sense why cactus spear has insane handling while short spear + shield is the worst weapon combo in the game

#

like why does it just flop????

#

its terribly impractical

vapid hull
#

For GODS sake give us the playtest handling back 🙏
Like holy shit the new handling as genuinely ass

fathom path
#

i just died because my dude literally FELL FOR NO FUCKING REASON

shy maple
#

accidentally walked into an npcs candle spike and instakilled myself

fathom path
#

THSI IS SO BULLSHIT

vapid hull
candid yew
fathom path
#

YOU CAN SAVBE????????????????????????????????????????????????????

shy maple
#

no

fathom path
#

alright im back to square one bruh

umbral mica
#

hi

fathom path
#

bruh thats too much work

vapid hull
fathom path
fathom path
#

why is the pitchfork better than half the militant spears

#

it kinda pisses me off

calm ivy
umbral mica
#

is there eventually a free mode where yo dont have to worry about losing your progress

trim apex
#

yes

vapid hull
umbral mica
#

ok cool

true zealot
trim apex
umbral mica
thorny perch
trim apex
humble bloom
fathom path
#

can i just go into files and fix shit

umbral mica
thorny perch
umbral mica
#

oh cool thanks guys

trim apex
#

average spoilance experience

thorny perch
shy maple
#

dude the peasant hook thing is crazy

#

not the sickle

trim apex
#

i was about to ask "the sickle?"

shy maple
#

it has a shaft, its kinda like an axe

#

or maybe is one

trim apex
#

i know what ur talking abiot just not the name

humble bloom
#

the hoe?

shy maple
#

no

trim apex
#

its like a candy cane shape

humble bloom
#

take a screenshot

shy maple
#

this

fathom path
trim apex
#

oh

humble bloom
#

thats a type of sickle, at least its called such in the files.

trim apex
#

i call that the fireman axe

fathom path
#

FARMER PITCHWORK KILLED 3RD BOSS SO EASILY DUDE

humble bloom
#

its originally a tool meant for trimming branches or something.

balmy ether
#

oh my god final challenge is so buggy!

sleek mica
shy maple
#

also why tf are the peasants spawning with a candleabra and small candle sticks

#

where are they finding them

humble bloom
#

the same place you find them. on the ground

shy maple
shy maple
feral sundial
#

BRO WHY DO THE BOTS DESPAWN

#

im trying to make art

shy maple
#

theres a lot of bodies

feral sundial
#

i need 4

echo yacht
# shy maple

this thing hits like a wet noodle but its honestly my favorite weapon

#

by far has the most fluid and responsive movement

shy maple
#

Try to hit them with the point of the hook

echo yacht
#

side note, theres a live police chase in la atm

shy maple
#

And if you stick them keep trying to slice through and you’ll eventually just cut em in half

shell bronze
echo yacht
#

you just cant poke with it

shy maple
craggy verge
#

I KNOCKED HIS HELMET OFF LMAO

echo yacht
shell bronze
#

i've been trying to practice kenjutsu in this game rn but it's annoyingly difficult

small helm
#

God damn it I was doing perfectly in the last challeng and the game crashedddddddd

shell bronze
#

even with trainer and loadout selector

echo yacht
shell bronze
#

literally bro

shy maple
small helm
shy maple
shy maple
small helm
winged anchor
#

yes

shell bronze
#

yes

#

turn blood off

small helm
#

Tyty

winged anchor
#

fighting knight boss full legit for the first time. full damage against player and npc LETS GO

serene hearth
#

how to snap people's necks

echo yacht
# sleek mica Elaborate?

basically when you hold lmb your character automatically goes into the guard you have selected

#

and then that becomes your default movement point instead of the standard passive thing atm

sleek mica
#

If I'm understanding right though the fluid transition is supposed to be

serene hearth
#

how to snap necks

spare drift
#

hit very very hard

echo yacht
fathom path
#

fuck this game tbh

#

fighting in higher levels give you one opportunity to land a hit and then you're out of stamina

#

makes no fucking sense. not even including randomly falling over for no damn reason

winged anchor
#

great baron is a pain in the dick

#

why do the enemies gotta run into me like im a fucking ball pit

fathom path
#

its like the people you use in this game havent used their legs in their entire life until this moment

winged anchor
#

is it intentional that the bullet time or arrow time or whatever makes U LOSE ALLL OF UR STAMINA

#

makes it useless

#

one swing and now im falling over bro

thorny perch
#

it works better in less armor

winged anchor
#

even then

thorny perch
#

jus dknt us erit

umbral hornet
#

having a good run, and when you try to change weapons willie decides the best way to grab a weapon from his belt is by putting his arm inbetween his legs, and has tripped himself over. GG

winged anchor
#

i dont. but every once in a while i do and it just dissapoints me

jolly gorge
#

i know you guys probably see this alot, but i have startup crashes even though ive put commands in steam launch, and i gave the app full perms. any tips?

winged anchor
#

reinstall maybe. this is my inexperienced advice

small helm
#

Lol dying as baron resets your whole gauntlet (I killed him in the menu and died in the abyss)

jolly gorge
winged anchor
crude temple
#

what happens after ultimate challenge? my game refuses to stop crashing after armor starts dropping

small helm
small helm
winged anchor
#

yeah u beat it though thats why it resets

crude temple
jolly gorge
winged anchor
#

hope it works out for u brah

#

at least its small game so its not much time loss

jolly gorge
#

ty! so do i lol

small helm
winged anchor
#

it should be illegal for first enemy in baron to spawn with pitchfork

small helm
lunar oxide
storm kettle
#

where can i get half sword mods?

true thorn
#

you good bro

sleek mica
#

Was there ever a messer shown in footage or previous builds?

crude temple
#

damn there is no save online i can find so i cant play or unlock baron due to crashing 100% of the time

lunar oxide
sleek mica
#

The 2 handed kind?

#

I know there's falchions

lunar oxide
#

A big knife.

sleek mica
#

Ah OK

deep shale
frail hollow
#

how do i change the map into that interor thing

serene hearth
#

how can i snap people's necks with style

lunar oxide
# deep shale

I'd actually argue that left click stabs are better.

#

Much more manuverable and can intuitivly be turned into a cut.

deep shale
#

should probably keep your 🐭 sensitivity in the lower portion too

regal iron
small helm
#

I was today's years old when I found out you could use alt to switch stances

regal iron
#

Joined in august 14 2024 yet bro doesn't know 😭

deep shale
#

x for changing hands
alt for thrust mode

#

try changing hands after each swing of your polearm
its pretty crazy

small helm
sleek mica
#

Eventually we'll need a key for reverse grip

deep shale
regal iron
#

Goofy ass photo I took

lunar oxide
regal iron
lunar oxide
#

Just a shame that it's bound to x. It can be super annoying to get to in a fight.

regal iron
serene hearth
#

how do i snap necks with style

lunar oxide
#

The false edge is weaker though.

lament stratus
#

dont think that weakness really matters on default settings

regal iron
#

Yeah I dont get it, ima stick to stabbing people with a knife

lunar oxide
lethal marten
#

can we somehow disable the abyss so my game stops crashing when i die

lament stratus
lethal marten
#

im still crashing :(

lament stratus
#

you've tried both?

lethal marten
#

where can i change that? :)

lament stratus
#

go into settings and look for the 11 or 12

#

near the bottom if we remember correctly

lethal marten
#

im on 11

#

i'll change it to 12 and see

lament stratus
#

alr

#

(usually 11 is more crash-friendly so changing it to 12 probably wont fix it lol)

lethal marten
#

i really dont wanna find out coz im at militia already

#

i love the placon so muich

lunar oxide
lucid sapphire
#

Holyy

#

finally got the baron rank

tall dagger
lethal marten
#

he keeps losing grip

lucid sapphire
waxen lance
#

@coarse jolt billhook 💪

lucid sapphire
#

its also really hard to control

lucid sapphire
waxen lance
#

Real

#

Billhook amazign

lucid sapphire
#

I dropped it tho

#

I had to use a punch to get him down

#

somehow it worked? then I held sword by neck

coarse jolt
#

Still my favorite weapon in the game

waxen lance
lucid sapphire
coarse jolt
#

Something about the ruthless efficiency and "industrial" feel about em

#

Cheap-looking but made for efficient murder of your fellow man

waxen lance
#

Billhooks look amazing, i preffer the design of the 2nd, longer billhook

lucid sapphire
#

with the billhook I found that if u attack their legs and as soon as it conencts go into half swording, it pulls their legs fowrard

coarse jolt
#

I am more accustomed to the longer bill, yes

lucid sapphire
#

and then they fall very funny

shy maple
waxen lance
waxen lance
#

Theres like this other weapon, bigass wedge on a stick for a poleaxe

coarse jolt
#

Attatchment didn't work, but it's there

waxen lance
#

The voulge

coarse jolt
#

I should probably step up my game

waxen lance
lucid sapphire
#

time to become a yapper fr

coarse jolt
#

But yes, going for the leg with the bill is oddly satisfying and somewhat sadistic

waxen lance
coarse jolt
#

Fair enough

lucid sapphire
#

true that

coarse jolt
#

Although, I try not to be

#

I try to end fights as quickly as possible because the last time I was "honorable" or sadistic, it backfired

#

So it ain't over until they surrender or you hear that gurgle

waxen lance
coarse jolt
#

Fighting honorably is a funny concept especially if you're using a bill and they're using a sword

lament stratus
#

what's a bill?

lucid sapphire
lament stratus
#

also we fight honorably everytime and havent been punished for it lol

coarse jolt
#

The massive polearm on the lower levels

lament stratus
#

oh that's pretty decent

lucid sapphire
lament stratus
#

yeah why wouldnt u fight honorably

coarse jolt
#

It's a tough time discerning what is honorable for you and me

waxen lance
lament stratus
#

that's less efficient

coarse jolt
#

But basically I just mean I don't give them a chance to fight back

lament stratus
#

you can easily just tell how much hp they have

#

and only hit them the correct amount of times

#

maybe once extra

tall dagger
coarse jolt
lucid sapphire
regal iron
coarse jolt
#

Haven't played the game in a while, probably because my laptop is struggling to process the game as more updates come through

#

Though, in the future when the game is more optimized perhaps I can come back again and enjoy the game at full price

waxen lance
tall dagger
waxen lance
#

concern.

tall dagger
#

it was a reshade tool

coarse jolt
#

The FOV gods blessed that man

#

No, cursed him

regal iron
#

Try to guess what weapon caused this

regal iron
coarse jolt
crude temple
#

legs should not bend that way 😮

granite bronze
coarse jolt
regal iron
coarse jolt
# regal iron

"You might be wondering how I ended up in this place"

spare pier
#

whats up with the ai just jumping alot?

lament stratus
#

...jumping?

spare pier
#

like idk it looks like they jump

#

they just go up and down and do something with the legs

lament stratus
#

what

spare pier
#

I DONT FUCKING KNOPW

#

THATS WHJU IM SAKSING

lament stratus
#

can you record?

regal iron
spare pier
#

im kinda just here to complain

paper valve
#

imagine if halfsword had zweihanders

lament stratus
spare pier
#

no?

#

it happened like twice so im just gonna say it was the ai being silly