halfsword-chat-⚔

[young grove]

I am on linux, it didn't download or do anything lol

[obtuse sedge]

whatever ı was here for the say that. just release that shıt we dried out dude. just release that shıt and put in there sandbox mode. core game loop go down fast sometimes. other sıde, sometımes ı just wanna select my weapon. ı tıred about random ground weapon. like, cmon many tımes there ıs no enjoyable weapon on the ground. release that and take my money. SEE YA'LL MATE

[heady knot]

Mind you maces are spiked its not just a ball

[crude reef]

is anyone else having problems where you just stop moving forwards for no reason?

[loud river]

Only really an issue if you aren’t running Ublock, but yeah for sure clear cookies and wipe your data.

[stoic obsidian]

eh, you could change into a pitchfork just before the boss fight but that does cost a point so

[lost plaza]

If anyone clicked on the scam link, run an antivirus check and delete anything it may of downloaded, might be a good idea to reinstall your browser aswell

[heady knot]

No, stop, don't be biased. You might get someones personal info leaked

@young grove Salvador has argued with me before, he's just trying to slight at me at the cost of you, If you don't have ublock, clear cookies and wipe your data

[obtuse kiln]

why does it feel like my pokey weapons like spears and knives, just kinda slide off my oppenents when i try to stab them?

[halcyon flare]

Yeah I mean I could but that's unwieldy and annoying

[young grove]

I have an IT support and trying to get into cybersec, yet I pressed it, I'm dumb af
careful with scam links, people

[sly loom]

bro, how the hell do i not fall over instantly in armoured fights, im used to unarmoured ones

[crude reef]

dude its so annoying is anyone else having this problem?

[serene tulip]

Yeah I almost pressed the link just cuz I like watching people's half-sword footage. Fortunately I was having too much fun voulging my willie

[lunar oxide]

That'd be a morning star, but a mace could be flanged.

[lament gust]

just play unarmored Lol

[young grove]

I open external links on a throwaway browser, it's fine, don't worry
(it doesn't save any data after closing)

[sly loom]

gauntlet mode be like

[loud river]

The dull ones can be hard to thrust with.

[bold jacinth]

Toesies

[halcyon flare]

There's no harm in running an antivirus check and deleting cookies (deleting cookies regularly is useful anyway)

[lament gust]

i forget it exists haha i play free

[loud river]

Better to be safe over sorry, in all cases. Do the precautions and clean up regardless.

[obtuse kiln]

yeh, but they're supposed to be sharp, why do they just do nothing?

[lament gust]

are those willies elderberries..

[loud river]

The lower tier weapons ARE duller, mechanically, than the higher tier ones. Just how they’re made.

[lost plaza]

I’ve noticed you get extra points for using a lower tier to fight in Gauntlet

[obtuse kiln]

ait thx

[tawdry vale]

I can smell this image 🤢

[lost plaza]

In theory, you could beat every tier in 2 rounds if I’ve done that correctly?

[lament gust]

wet iron

[halcyon flare]

getting points isnt my issue its finishing these bosses. i can breeze through non-boss parts but i hit a wall when it comes to bosses and i have no idea how to fight them

[lament gust]

im taking them all to a decision W

[lost plaza]

Which one are ya stuck on?

[lunar oxide]

Speaking of, I hate the smaller peasant knife. Thing's just barely sharper than a butter knife.

[lost plaza]

EXACTLY

[lament gust]

does anyone mess with damage sliders or do we all agree to honor willie

[sly loom]

please, does anyone have any tips for armoured fights

[rich elm]

Poleaxe

[jolly gorge]

I dragged him in there just for that ss lol

[young grove]

I threw a willy there, he just started humping the air for a couple mins until it died lmfao

[lost plaza]

Blunt damage, knock ‘em over, or hold your weapon to their throat till they surrender

[halcyon flare]

Scythe guy (unless divine intervention) and Huge Sword Guy (I haven't got to the spiked bat dude enough times to know if he's too bad)
Scythe guy has such a large swing and attacks so often I can never get close (and parrying is lowkey impossible)
Huge Sword Guy is just difficult because its a big ass sword

[lunar oxide]

Aim for unprotected bits if you're using sharps. Think armpit, neck, and usually legs.

[jolly gorge]

funny candleabra moment

[young grove]

YEEET

[stoic obsidian]

honestly i'm stuck on that sword guy too, hard to get a good hit past him and his attacks are really lethal

[jolly gorge]

short grip the long axe and try to bury it in him

[south birch]

For both of them pitchfork is the way to go, just wait for an opening and thrust!

[lost plaza]

Scythe guy you wanna run at him from the right, get behind the scythe if that makes sense, then beat the shit out of him, big sword fella, you wanna get a weapon you can half sword and use arrow time (F key) to slow things down a bit and parry his swing and control it

[young grove]

What I usually do it to pick longsword and to try deflecting his sword to the side, quickly followed by a chest thrust, he's bigger than average opponents and harder to miss it

[lament gust]

yaa foot position makes a huge difference

[lost plaza]

Or. Just alt move and run forward, for some reason thrusting makes them enter defence mode

[jolly gorge]

I use the regular straight sword and try to slash him in F mode

[halcyon flare]

Shame that there's still weapons that are just shit,
How do you mean get to the right of scythe guy? Doesnt he always face you?

[lament gust]

if you kick and swing at the same time you launch forward too

[lunar oxide]

What weapons if I may ask?

[jolly gorge]

you have to get to the side opposite of his blade

[prime abyss]

Blunt

[lost plaza]

You can run to the right after he swings and get to the back side of the scythe

[lament gust]

kick that lead leg brother theyll tumble

[jolly gorge]

polehammer

[sly loom]

and how do i avoid falling over instantly in armoured fights?

[lament gust]

ya i mean in general that guys a hard fight no matter what😭

[crimson compass]

Sorry if this has probably been asked 100x before, but when it says faster dodging as the faction perk what exactly is faster?

[prime abyss]

I don't have trouble with the scythe guy. I typically just run straight at him and bear hug him while swinging rapidly. Usually works.

[stoic obsidian]

also i realized you can snap willie's neck in the main menu

[lost plaza]

Honestly, until they get helmets, I just spin kick them all lol

[lament gust]

whatt i just noticed you can turn off abyss fog

[jolly gorge]

run away and reset if you start to get off balance, and if your opponent tries to pressure you in half sword guard, spin backwards and away

[sly loom]

thanks, but i'm already trying that. it seems that my stamina is just straight up lower than my opponents, they simply have better structure

[lament gust]

when i try i fold myself like a lawn chair😭

[jolly gorge]

I dont spin kick bc its boring

[lost plaza]

Try not to overuse arrow time
(F) and not swing too wildly, that drains a lot of stamina

[sly loom]

maybe it's my swings then

[lament gust]

objectively Wrong

[lost plaza]

Big arcing swings that don’t connect, eat your stamina

[halcyon flare]

anybody been having issues with willie refusing to move first few seconds of a fight?

[jolly gorge]

YEEEEEEOOUUUCHHHH!!!

[sly loom]

okay, thank you

[jolly gorge]

yes but that was my opinion, I like the actual fighting part

[lost plaza]

Oh it’s gotta be one of my top 3 favourite things to do mate!

[lament gust]

just a wee little joke lad just a bit of banter bud

[serene tulip]

Sometimes if I hold down the button at the start of the fight before it fully loads/begins

[jolly gorge]

[lament gust]

also kicking is like a huge part of combat in general

[serene tulip]

I love how stupendously violent this weapon is no matter what you do with it.

[jolly gorge]

the glaive is objectively a goated weapon

[lament gust]

imagine your in a knife fight and the guy launches a head kick at you

[young grove]

The calm music really adds to the insanity of the situation

[stoic obsidian]

i just tried spin kicking, it's absolutely beautiful

[serene tulip]

I love the Age of Empires II 1997 soundtrack lol

[honest thorn]

We love the voulge here

Voulge and billyhook for the win, down with plancon a picot

[lament gust]

i cant consistently kick off the same leg i assume its something to do with what foot is about to step

[crimson compass]

I feel like the polearms are insanely floppy now

[snow gulch]

back leg is the leg that kicks

[lament gust]

hmm ok ok

[halcyon flare]

man i wish short weapons were viable. especially short blunts, but they do just seem much worse than any other weapon

[young grove]

In 0.4 I kicked a guy so hard in the wrist that I disarmed him, it really was funny to see him look at me for a couple of seconds then run to take back the knife lol

[lost plaza]

Kicking let’s you do shit like this , which I find really fun

[serene tulip]

Polearms overall seem okay to me now, they were a bit too snappy before I thought.
Wrist strength might be what gives that feeling though

[crisp lance]

how do i get my sword into their armpits consistently?

[stoic obsidian]

wait how do you spin kick

[lament gust]

loll i still love doing that

[lost plaza]

Oh yeah, hit the ground like a sack of spuds, knocked me out like a light, looked sick tho

[serene tulip]

1H blunts are excellent, some of the better weapons imo.
It's just a matter of getting good with them

[ruby saddle]

why doesn't arm armor drop as much in ultimate challenge?

[crisp lance]

hnow do i stab someone in the armpits consistently

[halcyon flare]

how are you knocking them down so easily??? i have to hit a guy a good 10 to 11 times before they start getting wobbly

[rich elm]

I noticed that as well

[ruby saddle]

the worst parrt is that it's like one of the most essential parts of armor in the game

[young grove]

Jackie Chan's 13xgrand father in a fray for this week's ration of grains (colorized)

[rich elm]

Literally! I wish it did, I keep getting my arms and legs chopped off by an insane Willie

[serene tulip]

Snapping them really hard across the forehead or dome usually.
1H Blunts only need a single good hit, which is one of the reasons why they're so nice.

The only thing I can really think of to explain, is to make sure your arm makes a fully unobstructed swing and follows through, it's about momentum. I'm a big fan of delivering them left-to-right.

[crisp lance]

How does one with longsword stab someone in their armpit (or any exposed part) semi consistently, i cannot get it down

[lost plaza]

I just encountered the first gang affiliated Willie:

[heady knot]

You don't. It's not possible. This isnt real life, nor a system like KCD2, you either manage it, or you don't. Sadly some things are limited with only the mosue.

[lament gust]

you have such a way with words

[crisp lance]

ic, does that mean longswords are pretty much useless in higher tiers

[ruby saddle]

it's so annoying that willies with polearms litterally get so up close to grab you

[heady knot]

Yes.

[jolly gorge]

They should add bricks to spoilance

[lament gust]

yes a sizeable stone atleast

[rich elm]

I like whacking their legs out from under them. Hitting the insides of their knees and watching them collapse is satisfying

[vivid fossil]

the new demo is so hard

[last totem]

More helmet types so we can actually use first person in spoilance

[jolly gorge]

Or just adjust first person

[heady knot]

@crisp lance I'm sorry, it is indeed the hard truth, There are some limits with a physics based system like this

[lament gust]

do you work on the game ?

[heady knot]

No. But it's not possible. I don't need to be a halfsword games studio member to know that.

[lament gust]

haha cool

[last totem]

Add a 4th person perspective

[jolly gorge]

The willie mask

[neon wraith]

I am the best person to ever touch half sword. my pure aura makes the oppositions surrender

[olive ember]

i cant get past the gore selection screen it wont let me click on any of them

[young grove]

I sometimes look at stuff you guys post, then at my photos and weep

[lament gust]

have you tried plugging in your mouse

[jolly gorge]

The camera mode is already omniscient basically

[olive ember]

check

[heady knot]

Hey guys apparentally since I don't work at halfsword games any advice I give is useless

[jolly gorge]

Have not the envy of others but the pride and joy of your own creations

[lament gust]

took you that long to internalize that

[serene tulip]

I think one-handed + shield is my favorite fighting style in the game. So much fun matching your swings and having so many options to topple and batter your opponent.

[heady knot]

It's also taken me this long to realize youre wasting your life ragebaiting people online

[last totem]

When you get tapped on the arm and your camera just does 37 backflips

[young grove]

I do not envy others' creativity, I just wish to get better, haha
If anything, it's just a way of motivating me more

[lament gust]

beauty is random let it come naturally my brother

[jolly gorge]

When you get tapped with a polearm and suddenly drop all your weapons before being launched into space by an invisible divine presence

[lost plaza]

My favourite images I’ve taken are these 2:

[last totem]

Half Sword at its peak

[jolly gorge]

This is what a real Ragamuffin looks like

[lament gust]

i took some cool ones around halloween i cant post tho idk how to use this thing

[jolly gorge]

Exhibit A ⬆️

[lost plaza]

How did you have the exact clip for that scenario?!

[last totem]

U need to be LVL 3 to post images and videos

[rich elm]

I agree with you. The physics don't allow for consistency. You can get good strikes constantly, but you can't specifically aim for body parts with peak accuracy like you can irl, in VR, or even in games like Chiv and Mordhau

[lament gust]

ahh whatever that means haha

[young grove]

I cannot post media yet, so I'll just link my photo in this message lol
#photography📷 message
This is (I think) my best photo so far

[serene tulip]

because it's my favorite clip to share whenever a relevant post about Half Sword's weirdness comes up lol

[lost plaza]

Fe lol, I don’t take clips, I probably should though, the amount of shit I see on the daily in this game

[jolly gorge]

Funnily enough it by happenstance was the same exact scenario I described

[serene tulip]

did you also try to draw your weapon with your non-existent hand? because that's what happened to me lol

[young grove]

Same, I did so much cool stuff that I just forgot to record, haha

[jolly gorge]

Have you ever cut off a hand for the Willie to be perfectly fine still

[lost plaza]

I’ve seen Willie surrender in spoilance, turn around and slam his head into the fence till he died

[sleek valve]

How do you record clips without recording the whole gameplay I wonder, don't wanna clutter my pc with random bland recordings

[rotund snow]

How do you actually fight the 3rd boss because like, his whole sword is longer than my character

[cerulean cloud]

what kinda yoga is this

[lost plaza]

I too would love to know this

[jolly gorge]

Have you ever seen a Willie in spoilance keep reaching for a weapon outside of the fence before knocking himself out trying

[serene tulip]

I had two guys charge me with daggers out today after cutting off their main weapon hands. Honestly I kind of like it, it keeps things interesting sometimes lol.
That one-handed clip I posted a moment ago was one of those fights

[drifting kiln]

man im getting cut in half by barely being touched by weapons in abyss, is this normal?

[sleek valve]

I've seen Willie in spoilance just not fight and was basically afk for the whole match, and didn't even surrender until I approached him with a candlestick at the end of the round

[lost plaza]

Y u p

[serene tulip]

couldn't be me.... but at least it only took me one time to learn...

[lament gust]

haha i forgot i was screen recording and got a 30 min clip of my screen idle

[rotund snow]

Should I use a longsword too or something with a buckler

[jolly gorge]

In the old demo the second boss glitched out after I won and I crawled under the fence

[amber pollen]

I have a quick question; is the baron in recent update permanent now?

[rotund snow]

Alright thanks

[serene tulip]

I use nvidia's instant replay that shadowplay has. 45 seconds is my sweetspot

[lament gust]

bashing your face against the pillars >>>

[lost plaza]

Spoilance is where the strangest AI happens, has another one where 2 willies went for the same helmet and they both died upon touching it

[sleek valve]

I bet it's better than medal

[jolly gorge]

I dont have any clipping software 😔

[edgy jacinth]

i too use Nvidia overlay for clips

[rotund snow]

That actually sounds like it'd be possible...

[lament gust]

i dont trust clippin software to not clutter my pc even more tbh

[vestal copper]

love this demo but i hate how absolutely massive these champions are, if i dont have my shield raised completely over my head the knight champ just stands over me running into and bonking on my head with hyper speed bonks

[serene tulip]

if you have an nvidia card, it should be pre-installed. You can adjust time, resolution, and bitrate. The default bitrate is insanely high I think, so might adjust that to reduce file size

[lost plaza]

What’s the keybind for it?

[true thorn]

steam recording works really well, you can set how much to record and it automatically deletes any footage beyond that

[serene tulip]

ALT-Z for the shadowplay interface. I rebound my instant replay key so I don't remember what it is

[sleek valve]

How to record on steam?

[lament gust]

i forgot steam added that feature

[jolly gorge]

Holdem please, prevails at red bat vow

[true thorn]

https://store.steampowered.com/gamerecording

[serene tulip]

I tried steam's replay feature but for some reason my mic doesn't have any sound filter, so every little creak of my chair and tap of my keyboard gets picked up. Shadowplay filters it, not sure what the deal is or what setting to change, I think I tried tweaking it but couldn't get a satisfactory result

[rotund snow]

I think after you enable the settings, it's CTRL + F11

[sleek valve]

I just don't use mic :3

[vestal copper]

yeah and it doesnt help that this guy is completely covered in armor even to his toes

[lost plaza]

I hope that can be rebound, I have a 60% keyboard so ctrl and F11 ain’t gonna work

[lament gust]

if you just feint a lot you can kill big guys pretty safe but it doesnt feel as cool as getting split into two different player models lol

[lost plaza]

I got it for free as a gift from the missus

[sleek valve]

reminds me of a certain medieval game that is not as physics based

[lament gust]

chess ?

[lost plaza]

I’ll ask her in the morning

[upper finch]

its literally impossible to get through the ultimate challenge without crashing, any fix?

[cerulean cloud]

can we get a channel of willies doing funny stuff

[rich elm]

-dx11 in launch options, turn off blood and gore

[rotund snow]

Launch the game with "-dx11" maybe?

[sleek valve]

#game-footage-🎮🎥

[cerulean cloud]

its not the same

[lost plaza]

A few: turn gore off, use arrow time (F key) before they die, and type -dx11 into the steam launch options. Hope this helps

[upper finch]

i was on dx 12 i changed it in game settings

[sleek valve]

Have task manager on and whenever lag spikes happen, pause the game and hover your cursor over the end task button on UE

[rotund snow]

Lmfao

[true thorn]

fear will keep them in line

[upper finch]

does anyone know what causes the crashes

[rotund snow]

Probably a physics and blood thing

[true thorn]

something to do with the gore it seems

[sleek valve]

UE5 sucks

[sharp sand]

I got a fatal error right as i beat the baron stage and lost all my progress

[lost plaza]

I once got so annoyed at a Roblox game when I was younger that I tried to delete Roblox as the entire fucking company, looked up how to do it and everything

[rich elm]

Gore and heavy armor cause it to happen the most for whatever reason

[lament gust]

i think its unreals obsession with upscaling shit

[rotund snow]

Tragic... truly

[sharp sand]

Why does this keep happening to me

[sleek valve]

wrestling revolution

[lament gust]

we were so close

[upper finch]

doing gods work

[lost plaza]

My 12 year old self was sobbing bc I had no concept of mods and I was upset that my
Minecraft didn’t have all the stuff that DanTDM had

[rich elm]

Damn, you must've had a broken copy or something idk 👀

[lament gust]

loll and then you realize its more effort than its worth half the time

[sleek valve]

my 12 year old self pirated every single game they wanted

[lost plaza]

Yeah I would’ve returned it if I knew how to lol

[serene tulip]

A bit more 1Hander action. The falchion is so much fun for chopping people up piece by piece

[sharp sand]

I'm still doing that

[lament gust]

i fried my family pc with a bad roblox download😭

[lost plaza]

The day I discovered modding was the day I lost all of my sanity, I spend so much fucking time modding games it’s sickening

[sleek valve]

Actually I'm kinda still doing that

[upper finch]

W DanTDM

[rich elm]

I spend less time playing than I do adding mods to a pack

[timid birch]

This was me lol

[upper finch]

did the ultimate challenge get buffed? i did it first attempt but after an update it reset my progress and now i cant do it ive been trying for an hour now

[lost plaza]

I will spend 40 hours modding
Skyrim, get to whiterun, close the game and not play for another 2 years

[true thorn]

my current self pirates every single game they want (nearly)

[ruby saddle]

Yoooo I finally beat baron mode

[lament gust]

it took me months after buying a pc to realize i could get all the cool mods i saw online😭

[lost plaza]

I just religiously use CDKeys

[olive ember]

yall im deadass i cant get past the gore screen

im cursed

[eager leaf]

someone gotta make a half sword combat skyrim mod fr

[lost plaza]

It’ll never have the sheer magic it had with the first play through

[lament gust]

never even got the chance to…poor guy

[sleek valve]

hmm can I buy Pavlov on cdkeys I wonder

[distant cypress]

Hello guys, I haven't played Half-Sword in a few months and I don't seem to able to pick a different class, could somebody explain that to me, please?

[lament gust]

i dont trust cdkeys 🥲😪

[lost plaza]

Nah I don’t think so

[olive ember]

yo bro how the hell did you get past the gore selection screen

[sleek valve]

nope, no pavlov keys in thailand

[upper finch]

is there a way to edit game files to give myself baron rank back if it got wiped?

[distant cypress]

I just selected the gore mode and that's it.

[lost plaza]

Light work, that’s like a single modlist

[loud river]

The new update added progression. That mode lets you play through a roguelike mode, where your progress is lost if you die! The original mode is now called “Free Mode”, and it’s just like the old playtest.

[lament gust]

someone help my guy

[serene tulip]

I did it all myself. No pre-made list

[olive ember]

maybe im just not meant to see willie🤷‍♂️

[lost plaza]

Oh fair play, if that runs then hats off to you

[lament gust]

modlists are propoganda just drag drop and pray

[true thorn]

how you doin buddy

[olive ember]

yea

[lost plaza]

Try reinstalling the game?

[distant cypress]

Tysm, but even tho I select free mode all the classes are grayed out.

[serene tulip]

It has been the love-project of several years of playing on and off.
It jumped like 1000 mods this last load order build though because I finally got my nice PC and I decided to "modernize" my game.
It took like 4 weeks or so, downloading, installing, patching, and a little bit of testing

[lost plaza]

You are using the demo v0.5 right?

[true thorn]

full time job lmao

[loud river]

Yeah! You have to play through the gauntlet to those respective levels to unlock them in free mode! They also added a special new class for beating the gauntlet.

[lament gust]

whatt i didnt know that

[lost plaza]

Fair enough, how much have you actually played though? Tenner says you haven’t made it past the greybeards

[distant cypress]

Ohhh, I see. Thanks for the help.

[true thorn]

you really think skyrim modders actually play the game?

[ancient meteor]

i swear you just need to beat the first boss to unlock everything but baron in free mode

[sleek valve]

My headcanon for why Willie can't balance himself: all of his organs secretly contain heavy galvanized steel squares inside of them

[olive ember]

wasnt that either

[lament gust]

most people probably unlocked it before realizing you had too

[ancient meteor]

yeah

[somber blaze]

Anybody elses fps massively dropped?

[lost plaza]

Oh god no, they take a 30 second clip of them walking out of the helgen cave into a lush 8k rainforest that looks nothing like a Nordic forest then close the game

[serene tulip]

Greybeards are easy, it's Blade in the Dark (enter Delphine) that's the headache. though lately I at least make it to the Thalmor Embassy quest minimum.
No idea what my console time is on vanilla, but it's a lot too, that was of course when I was much younger

[lament gust]

real men chase lunar moths on vanilla

[somber blaze]

like i used to get around 80fps on epic now I cant get past 20 on high

[lost plaza]

Is your mouse actually plugged in and functioning?

[lament gust]

try windowing the game mayb

[sleek valve]

add sandboxy cheats to free mode plzzz

[olive ember]

yes im able to click through the launch part but then i cant click on the gore i even tried using tab and enter key

[lost plaza]

No AE? You must struggle with finding newer mods?

[true thorn]

what is that custom background

[lament gust]

other than a bad install idk u might have done something in a past life bro

[olive ember]

fuck

[lost plaza]

Hmm. Try clicking the windows key then clicking one

[serene tulip]

SE version is same as AE version in terms of engine updates. AE is just like extra paid mods, like a dlc bundle. I do have it actually but don't feel like looking up patches and texture reworks for them lol.
@true thorn you can set custom backgrounds for any steam game by right clicking on the banner, here's the image lol

[sleek valve]

bro probably murdered 5000 people in medieval era

[olive ember]

devs whats yalls bedtime we need to get on this bug ASAP

[true thorn]

yeah i know how i was just curious

[lost plaza]

Ah, you bought the AE upgrade?

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nonsense-anime-catgirl-gif-22850739

[serene tulip]

Yes, another $10 to godd howard and his decrepit studio lol.
Did it sometime over new years

[vernal rune]

idk what I did, but I'm a veteran fighting beggars

[tall dagger]

thats a dude

[loud river]

AE was required for a lot of Wabbajack lists so I bought it

[lost plaza]

SAME LOL

[serene tulip]

I love that glitch. It seems to consistently work.
Select a class you want to play, quit the game.
Boot up menu, don't select a class, just hit play demo.

I think that's how I did it. Hilarious to do a "carnage" match with beggars and you bring a plate-armored knight with a polearm

[lost plaza]

Bought AE only for Nordic souls to take 47 days to instal without nexus premium

[sleek valve]

Is your castle named Trosky by any chance?

[loud river]

Yeah I’ve basically written nexus premium off as a lifelong expense at this point.

[serene tulip]

man I am so fucking lucky and glad I bought Nexus lifetime premium before they did away with it.
$60 and for the rest of that website's lifetime I get unlimited high speed downloads for my mods

[sleek valve]

If so, it's probably the stupid poacher that thinks he's a noble and lord of perchstein or whatever

[ruby saddle]

is AMD Ryzen 5 5500 as processor optimal for the game?

[loud river]

Never going back to shitty download speeds for my mods. I mod too many games for that shit.

[lost plaza]

Yeah, I’m still using my mates that he gave me the password to a while back

[waxen lance]

Fun Fact; your enemy will surrender if you hold a blade to their throat for long enough

[loud river]

Could also be the unarmed and on his back part

[lost plaza]

Mhm… one day the struggling masses will listen to me when I tell them this

[waxen lance]

no, just saying for the newer players

also holy hell a 30 second cooldown is quite overkill ngl

[loud river]

DUDE I’ve been saying this even #general-catfish-🐱🐟 is on 5 seconds right now. If you’re gonna turn on slow mode at least have the common decency to not leave it on for 2 days straight.

[sleek valve]

You should see the amount of people who complain about crashes over and over in half sword chat

[lost plaza]

When they are stood up, it’s to the throat

[waxen lance]

I've done it while they are standing, its usually the throat for me

[serene tulip]

Did you know your enemy will also surrender if you terroize them with bodily harm or flinging them around?

[bright plover]

chat i cant beat the first rank bro

[lost plaza]

Yeah I kicked will in the arse so hard he threw up blood and surrendered

[young grove]

I think this one happened because you pushed him out of the arena lmao

[sleek valve]

Skill issue
I'm aorry

[snow gulch]

its possible to make them surrender standing up, but usually you should probably get them into the corner or your sword behind their neck

[waxen lance]

why tf is general catfish 5 seconds and halfsword chat30

[bright plover]

bro this guy has aimbot on my head

[serene tulip]

maybe, but I've had them farther outside the fenceposts and they wouldn't give up.

[snow gulch]

maybe we should just switch channels

[lost plaza]

Just realised I called Willie ‘Will’ as if we’re well acquainted pals who frequent the taverns and woo similar maidens

[waxen lance]

my dude are you using the "flailing maniac" type fighting style per chance?

[young grove]

Fair, it's pretty janky when it comes to ringouts lmao

[bright plover]

idk man this guy just beats me and doesnt give me time to grab the items

[lost plaza]

If he was, he’d be winning

[sleek valve]

"For the love of- AUGhhhh Rank Progress Lost"

[true thorn]

yeah sounds like youre using the flailing maniac style to me

[serene tulip]

This clip remains one of my favorites. It's not often I get to hear Willie scream in genuine terror. I wonder what triggers those specific voicelines

[bright plover]

what am i supposed to do then

[waxen lance]

I can beat that guy with my bare hands

[snow gulch]

if you get the 2h candlestand its an instant win, just whack him from out of range. in any other case look for a way to make him stumble, maybe a leg kick, just be careful and chip him down slowly

[lost plaza]

I think if you drag Willie along the ground by his ballbag he should immediately surrender

[waxen lance]

I'd scream in terror too if I was being rotated like I'm in a fucking centrifuge by my opponent with one arm

[olive ember]

i posted a image on my bug report for better help

[bright plover]

it doesnt spawn for me

[snow gulch]

to grab the items just lead him out of range and sprint away and grab one, if you stop sprinting to pick up an item they work fine

[stoic obsidian]

keep out of his range, wait for him to strike, dodge his attack, attack him while he recovers, rinse and repeat

[sharp sand]

They added bone snapping! My dream has come true!

[pallid ice]

what is ultimate challange'

[waxen lance]

chat we torture willie alot are we sure we arent just a collective mass of sadists

[snow gulch]

doesnt always happen, but it will. make sure to not be risky, if you go down surrender ASAP

[sleek valve]

But we're willie

[serene tulip]

Anyone know the best way to break willie's bones for my sick amusement? I usually kill him long before something breaks

[snow gulch]

its so satisfying landing a shot that breaks somebodies bones with your fists, like the arms

[sleek valve]

Also Willie looks like putin and I still do not know why they seemingly modeled him based off of putij

[sharp sand]

I've been doing that since long before

[upper finch]

what happens if you remove the startup "movies"

[lost plaza]

I’m waiting for the official half sword merch drop featuring the life sized Willie body pillow and cardboard cut out

[waxen lance]

-# "chat we torture willie alot are we sure we arent just a collective mass of sadists"

[stoic obsidian]

maybe willie is the sadist because he constantly maims and brutally murders other copies of himself

[true thorn]

they modelled him off a dev

[bright plover]

the second u said that it spawned for me and i beat him

[sleek valve]

One of the half sword devs are Vladimir Putin? Got it.

[stoic obsidian]

willie is both the marble and the sculptor

[snow gulch]

congrats!! it takes a bit to get the hang of the game, but you'll be able to with time

[lost plaza]

Turn npc dmg all the way up and kick him

[sharp sand]

He would do the same if he could. Atleast that's what i like to tell myself to justify flaying him

[waxen lance]

I remember when you could disembowl willie

[true thorn]

have you seen his lifeless stare?
hes not in control, hes just forced to watch as you force him to do all these horrible things

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-gif-13630772316579821898

[serene tulip]

speaking of flaying, I don't think it was I who did it, think I saw an image in here, but someone like, sheared of Willie's back.
It was one of the gnarliest gore chunks I've seen in this game lol

[silent steppe]

Will their ever be like a 1v1 mode with real players

[livid mason]

bro wtf, the game is crashing a lot in the ultimate challenge

[lost plaza]

Yeah that’s a point, where have willies intestines gone, you used to be able to cut em out

[short ginkgo]

so if you win and lose at the same time, your char loses his swords and clothes, is this bug known?

[sharp sand]

It would be a plancon spam but it would be fun

[silent steppe]

Fr
Me and my boy alwase take turns playing we just want to 1v1

[waxen lance]

longsword enjoyers

[sleek valve]

Alot of people have butt naked willoe bugs you better #1047240101152960525

[left dome]

yo did they fix the game crashing everytime after leaving the abyss

[waxen lance]

wait but only in that tier other tiers cant be touched against the plancon

[bright plover]

i beat the first rank but when i beat it just gave me all the ranks

[lost plaza]

When are broken bone protusions being added

[true thorn]

the goedendag is a similar but different polearm

[sharp sand]

Me after realizing i could bring the plancon into upper tiers of the gauntlet

[lost plaza]

I wanna see his femur sticking out his thigh as he screams in agony

[serene tulip]

damn, when you turn NPC damage all the way up, punching willie sounds like you're punching a lay's chip bag. So crunchy!

[true thorn]

thats what im saying

[sleek valve]

when multiplayer release s we will be masters of fighting againdt placon or godwndag or ABSOLUTE FUCKING MEAT SHREDDER

[sharp sand]

Yo that's fucked up. Same

[true thorn]

why are your lays so wet

[jolly gorge]

why is the first boss so fucking hard to beat wtf

[fading hearth]

FINALLY BEAT THE BARON IT TOOK ALL DAY

[true thorn]

weeding out the unworthy

[loud river]

“When”

[waxen lance]

unworthy.

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/viva-la-dirt-league-vldl-souls-logic-dark-souls-git-gud-gif-19856700

[sharp sand]

He is super easy. Just grab a sharp object and jam it into his chest before he can swing at you

[upper finch]

you mean the barbed spear?

[slow brook]

can you chose gactions yet

[waxen lance]

I'm gonna beat the first boss with my bare hands rq

[serene tulip]

I personally am a big fan of grabbing the butcher knife and ramming it into his gut. He even knocked me out once as he fell but I still won since he instantly died lol

[sleek valve]

I'm going to call it the "pride and joy"

[loud river]

Any name for it is as good as any other. We really don’t know what it would’ve been called in period. (But if we did know it’d be a Brogit staff goddamnit.)

[true thorn]

my favorite strategy is to just kill him with my bare hands because im not a fucking coward

[jolly gorge]

also, is there a fast way to stand up

[waxen lance]

yall the bosses are not that hard I just beat this motherfucker with t1 naked willie

[loud river]

Nah, it ain’t a goedendag

[sleek valve]

just try to avoid opponent hits as you slowly stand up, you can make your enemies fall if you spam q and e on the ground and grt lucky and you can fake surrender to make enemy slowly walk away

[versed karma]

The fog from the abyss is from hotboxing

[upper finch]

whats the funniest thing yall have changed the intro mp4 to?

[jolly gorge]

tyyy

[olive ember]

bro i just got the discord of death i am cursed

[loud river]

Goedendags are very clearly defined in design and shape, that weapon IS FAR from a goedendag.

[sleek valve]

What intro mp4 and how do I change it (I wanna change it to XD animation meme)

[serene tulip]

oh no, decided to do career mode (was last on commoner)
I've spent so much time with polearms and 1H+shield that I forgot how to play longsword safely lol

[rich yew]

its a plancon

[upper finch]

browse local files on steam -> HalfSwordUE5 -> Movies
then delete all the movies except menu and then download any mp4 you want and put it in that folder and name it "logo_0" you can play any mp4 you want

[rich yew]

this is the weirdest plancon ive ever seen, most of the ones im familiar with look exactly like the ones in the game,

[lost plaza]

Can we all agree to call it the goth spear

[waxen lance]

apparently you can grab the skeletons before they fall through the map

[astral raven]

Honestly I think this is the only strat, because trying to beat him with that wooden stick thing and the shovel barely works at least not fast enough before he splits you in half at Mach 5 with how fast he swings it

[loud river]

It also isn’t one of those, as a plancon was likely just a different type/cultural design of a goedendag.

[sleek valve]

wait what video would this change

[rich yew]

I can't embed images but if I could I would show you that it is literally a plancon

[fading hearth]

https://www.ashokaarts.com/sold-items/16th-century-morgernstern-mace-flail-from-germany/ looks like its basded on this from the 16th centaury

[pallid ice]

how do i lock on to enemy

[stoic obsidian]

z

[loud river]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 or #photography📷

[sleek valve]

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO FIND A PLANCON IMAGE HAVE WE FUCKING LOST IT TO TIME?!?!?!??!!?

[upper finch]

the unreal engine 5 logo popup when the game loads, be warned you cant skip it so if the video you set it to is long you gotta watch it every time u boot up

[astral raven]

Plankton ?

[loud river]

That’s a war flail head, not a polearm.

[unkempt wraith]

have u guys managed to make thrust counters effective?

[upper finch]

most of the images look like this on google

[fading hearth]

either way defo looks german in origin

[sleek valve]

Guys it's a plancon discussion over

[amber pollen]

Still wanting to know of this before I end up dying lmao

[astral raven]

In other words, it’s all you need

[fading hearth]

https://www.thelanesarmoury.co.uk/shop.php?code=25245 seems like maybe both names are used?

[upper finch]

WAR IS OVER

[ruby saddle]

Can anyone explain to me what center crosshair does?

[astral raven]

It’s the greatest weapon

[topaz schooner]

Im stuck on the ultimate challenge, it keeps crashing when enemies despawn

[ancient vapor]

Boys this game makes me a psychopath

[unkempt wraith]

nah, it’s a spiked bat from a hit zombie survival game

[upper finch]

i had this problem, switch to dx11 and turn all gore and blood off

[light storm]

i see youre new here

[tepid arch]

I give up trying to beat the ultimate challenge on default settings. far tougher than anything in any Souls game I've played too

[amber pollen]

Crosshair's been removed for a while but a before you had a cursor that made it easier to use weapons in a more accurate way, prefer it back imo

[astral raven]

You’ll have to turn off blood in order to beat it. You don’t have to switch apis tho

[topaz schooner]

ty!

[ancient vapor]

Sometimes @light storm , I'll get the wood shovel and actually beat people to death

[fading hearth]

tbf most other photos does look like the morgenstern/holy water sprinkler

[upper finch]

its a paddle / oar

[light storm]

most of us here are way MORE than psychopaths

[ancient vapor]

I totally wish I could hit someone so hard it would paralyze them and instantly you'd get the win, would be lit

[upper finch]

spinal cord injuries would go insane

[unkempt wraith]

wish u can punch with the sword guard, not practical but funny

[ancient vapor]

I wish I could smash dudes face off of the wall. Tried and accidentally julled myself

[astral raven]

I my favorite part is after killing them and they are on their stomachs I just stab them in their backs to see all the blood and the gambeson tear

[sleek valve]

Ok but fr I can imagine some serial killer just make a medieval plancon and killing people in places that DONT have civilian guns

[ancient vapor]

I break their legs. Then their arms then stomp their face in.

[loud river]

That’s a Facebook post dude, not historical evidence.

[rich yew]

i put another pic in photography

[astral raven]

So the uk pretty much

[waxen lance]

I am slowly learning the way of the spearman

[wary pewter]

Oh boy it’s politics time

[rich yew]

do you have ANY historical evidence to prove its sm other than a plancon, or any evidence at all other than "it doesn't look like the first picture that I saw on google"

[restive garnet]

Nopes

[fading hearth]

wish i could send photos but morgensterns' heads seem to be able to detatch/flail so im not sure

[lost plaza]

Willie should be able to cry, I wanna see tears

[wary pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/daredevil-daredevil-dog-tough-dog-red-mask-dog-gif-23418245

[astral raven]

The ambient noise in the UK is just sword fighting noises and people saying en guarde🤺

[loud river]

Tis a Brogit staff my mans

[fading hearth]

https://en.topwar.ru/98973-morgenshtern-zhutkaya-zvezda-srednevekovya.html

[rich yew]

yeah and i'm brock lesnar, since we're just saying silly shit now

[restive garnet]

Wittally

[silver zinc]

anybody else having problems with crashing after dying in gauntlet?

[lost plaza]

Nah it’s more along the lines of screaming, dogs barking, the occasional train and the gurgle of someone bleeding out

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-gif-24395495

[worldly coyote]

filthy peasnt like thy, are unworthy of beating the first great champion due to being bad

[wary pewter]

Holy freaking shoot

[lost plaza]

Mhm, or the soothing sound of a man shouting at his wife three streets down

[restive garnet]

Willie trixxx

[bright plover]

guys i feel like the abyss is easier than the guantlet

[sleek valve]

it doesn't help that the medieval artstylr I see doesn't really make it easy to draw plancons and they might jsur looks like spears

[true thorn]

chat it might be over

[restive garnet]

Frr

[worldly coyote]

Sword flip
+3000

[jolly gorge]

i beat him

[worldly coyote]

good job

[true thorn]

yeah getting knocked down shouldnt be as much of a death sentence as it is

[restive garnet]

Sometimes, playing hs and not able to get up is like, being stuck in a bad nightmare.

WHY TF CANT I GETTTUPPPP

[lost plaza]

Why does AI Willie have no fucking chill, when he surrenders that’s that, the game is won, when I try to surrender he pops my kneecap off like a hubcap and rams it down my throat like an oversized marshmallow

[true thorn]

the worst is when you're on the verge of regaining your balance then the enemy punches you in the back of the head and knocks you back down

[restive garnet]

No risks Willie

[fading hearth]

https://www.mhfs.se/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/De-Arte-Athletica.pdf good if anyone speaks latin or sweedish lol

[restive garnet]

I speak none

[sleek valve]

I don't see any art and historical evidence for the plancon so you just have to stick with this from a website I found "A plançon a picot is a heavy and thick two-handed mace with an Armour-piercing spike on top."

[upper finch]

as i walk over to my foe, his weapon flies into my face at 476 mph and shaves my head clean off

[worldly coyote]

Legs are in pristine-bodybuilder shape, gets lightly tapped by oppenents weapon, fucking falls backwards and breaks skull open on floor

[wary pewter]

This is English only server plz you have beeen reported 12 time enjoy facing a ban…

[lost plaza]

Yeah you’ll be 3/4 of the way up and Willie will dick you down with a pole arm and proceed to patiently wait for you to rise like a muffin in the oven

[fading hearth]

the pictures are good for halfsword techniques

[wary pewter]

English only plz English only server…

[true thorn]

enough arguing about whether it's a plancon or a goedendag, let's just fight it out already

[lost plaza]

It’s neither, it’s a goth spear

[cerulean cloud]

did i get him?

[waxen lance]

I've left less go

[true thorn]

onion helm my beloved

[edgy jacinth]

spikey stick

[worldly coyote]

nah

[fading hearth]

it seems to be not a real weapon, rather inspired by history

[soft osprey]

Where would we be without you

[lost plaza]

I think you missed

[vivid nacelle]

hello

[crude temple]

I want a quater staff NOOW

[wary pewter]

I don’t know. I don’t want to think about that. Scary!

[lost plaza]

Can we have slow mode turned off or reduce a lil? 30 secs is a tad excessive

[dim night]

hay I've had this glitch ware I can't advance past the third class can anyone help

[edgy jacinth]

yeah surprised there's not already just a big stick yet

[sleek valve]

Remains of a godendag vs half sword "godendag"
I can't find one for the plancon

[true thorn]

i mean if this game is anything to go off of he's right

[fading hearth]

^^

[fading hearth]

you need to select a faction

[crude temple]

Is it 30 seconds? Because after sprinting and 1 swing it feels like 10

[true thorn]

i wonder how many times we've had arguments about goedendag vs plancon

[lost plaza]

In the spirit of out medieval brethren I believe we’re entitled to a revolt

[wary pewter]

Discord slowmode bro

[serene tulip]

damn, got to man at arms tier and got 3 axeman in a row, I killed 2, but the third one got a lucky hit in at my neck lol

[lost plaza]

I’m talking abt the chat cd…

[true thorn]

thanks, you're doing gods work

[waxen lance]

"let me out, please"

[dim night]

@fading hearth Thank you for helping

[pallid ice]

in gaunlet if you die do you restart

[sleek valve]

It's sad how there's godwndags in museums but not plancons like that scary shit needs to be in museums too

[lost plaza]

How have you not auto-lost

[waxen lance]

Cus I alr won

[stoic obsidian]

yes

[pallid ice]

😢

[true thorn]

too dangerous, if plancons were to get into the wrong hands there'd be no stopping them

[sleek valve]

Willie but with a tank top

[lost plaza]

Yeah that makes a lot of sense actually

[waxen lance]

dude's alr dead I just had to knock myself unconsious on the fence a few times to be able to crawl under the last set of fences

[true thorn]

no let him cook

[sleek valve]

ATLEAST make a picture of it on a museum instead of NOT showing it at all

[jolly gorge]

bro i have a good picture but i have to wait 19 minss bruh

[lost plaza]

I used to kick a leg over the top and flop over

Never made it to the door tho

[waxen lance]

he knocking

[sleek valve]

Hey does anyone here live in Europe, where plancons were used? If so, please go to your local medieval art museum and search for a plancon
I live in thailand so I have no such luxury

[fading hearth]

bro fell on his face

[waxen lance]

I headbutt the fence one too many times 😔

[serene tulip]

Anyone else like ragdolling willie against the fence , and curbstomping his head against it?

[true thorn]

i don't live in europe but i can put some knifes in a stick and go see how many cops i can kill with it

[candid falcon]

this community rocks

[fading hearth]

the british library probaby has something on it

[rotund snow]

I thought that wasn't a real weapon

[sleek valve]

Where's this from

[true thorn]

do you think Johnathan Ferguson, keeper of firearms and artillery at the Royal Armories museum in the UK would know anything?

[wary pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/daredevil-daredevil-dog-tough-dog-red-mask-dog-gif-23418245

[tawdry vale]

Godendag/Plancon = Bullshit Dutch Witchcraft

[urban jackal]

this idiot is still screaming, should i put him out of his misery or let him suffer?

[waxen lance]

ever since some recent updates I've been able to play in high quality

[wary pewter]

Doesn’t live in Europe

[rotund snow]

How tf is he still alive

[lost plaza]

Ok ok, ik chatgpt ain’t the most reliable, but it’s an answer nonetheless…

[urban jackal]

hes only missing his 2 legs

[true thorn]

death be upon ye

[rotund snow]

And like, more blood than his body kept in the first place

[waxen lance]

"guten tag" no the fuck it is not

[sleek valve]

OBJECTION!

This is the remains of a godendag, where the fuck are the spikes?

[waxen lance]

is the placon called a "good morning"?

[lost plaza]

Someone took em out 👍

[true thorn]

yeah

[tawdry vale]

It's called a Plancon, or "Plancon a Picot"

[wary pewter]

Variations of goedendags

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/phoenix-wright-ace-attorney-wha-edgeworth-shock-gif-18548645

[true thorn]

they got burned off at the chemical factory

[fading hearth]

https://rcin.org.pl/iae/Content/22883/PDF/WA308_34856_PIII348_GOEDENDAG-A-FOURTEEN_I.pdf found a paper on it, scroll to page 2 you can see something that looks like the in game goedendag

[astral raven]

you're telling me you dont hear swords clashing and yelling, Avasttt!

[lost plaza]

Oh for fucks sake

[wary pewter]

ChatGPT server rooms are cooled by baby albino Asian elephant’s blood. Wouldn’t trust it.

[true thorn]

now tell it "is it not a goedendag?"

[fading hearth]

from the Battle of Courtrai, first quarter ofthe fourteenth century

[lost plaza]

Let’s just say it’s the bastard child of both

[urban jackal]

they also nerfed his intelligence

[sleek valve]

Chatgpt is easy to gaslight

[tawdry vale]

They're related to each other

[sleek valve]

I once gaslighted chatgpt into thinking 1+1=3 it was funny as fuck

[urban jackal]

i forgot i can swear here

true, i made gpt think i was an insanely mental person who had locked up people in my basement

[tawdry vale]

I'm looking at multiple images, a goedendag appears to be only one spike, like a spear but not quite

[stoic obsidian]

bro you're in the D&D server too

[true thorn]

[sleek valve]

Coward!

[fading hearth]

bottom left page 2 on the paper i sent sort of looks like it has spikes on it

[urban jackal]

i havent even spoken in that server once, actually. though i am in a dnd club

[lost plaza]

Right. That’s that

[true thorn]

fibbedy gibbard

[wary pewter]

Don’t make me bring out the text wall again.

[tawdry vale]

Flibbertigibbet

[wary pewter]

I want to see the diagram comparison…

[serene tulip]

I know that everyone praises the pitchfork on the peasant tier, and yeah it's good and easy to use, but consider the following:

[true thorn]

oh yeah i wanna see whatever shit the ai image generator cooks up

[urban jackal]

this idiot helped me get back up by dragging my sword up with him

[pearl ermine]

There's something I'm missing about the pitchfork

[sleek valve]

OBJECTION!

I can gaslight my ai into thinking 1+1=3, watch

[true thorn]

what do you mean it's clearly a haytosser

[pearl ermine]

My personal favourite weapon has to be the 2 handed axe, I'm really bad at handling the pitchfork

[serene tulip]

yes, you're missing the hoe. Hoe supremacy because it can rip people in half effortlessly

[tawdry vale]

Anyone with hands can do that

[fading hearth]

plancon =/ goedendag , " Blair believes that plançon à picot was another kind of weapon, corresponding to
the arms represented in the paintings in Ghent28"

[pearl ermine]

I think I got worse with pole weapons as of late

[cinder stone]

welp

[urban jackal]

too much armour, i kicked him instead

[undone cradle]

What’s the keybind for kicking in the new demo

[tawdry vale]

Wasn't it always Spacebar?

[subtle crescent]

bro i can not get past the gore selector

[stoic obsidian]

username doesn't check out

[pearl ermine]

What are your favourite commoner tier weapons? The 2 handed swords are my current favourite, idk what others like to use

[sleek valve]

I failed

[fading hearth]

lmao from what i can tell from this paper the goedendag/plancon whatever it was, was op as fuck in history aswell

[lost plaza]

ChatGPT diagram apparently, don’t ask me

[subtle crescent]

im clicking and nothing is happening

[tawdry vale]

Eat your heart out, @stoic obsidian

[stoic obsidian]

oh wow

[fading hearth]

" if he who
strikes understands it and knows how to work
well therewith, quickly he may recover his blow
and strike, without any jest, with the projecting
end forward, stabbing his enemy in the belly; and
the iron is sharp that enters easily and straight forward into all places in which it may be thrust, if
armour does not resist it"

[tawdry vale]

Are gifs not enabled in this server?

[fading hearth]

it served as the precursor to the halberd which is interesting

[graceful fable]

Is a baseball bat with nails in it "op"?

[serene tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-for-you-no-gif-no-gifs-allowed-gif-no-gifs-in-general-gif-15901124523050850673

I can't get enough of this. I didn't mean to style on him so hard. That freaking twirl and wind up

[graceful fable]

A bat with nails is the same but smaller

[urban jackal]

or i can teleport my weapon to your head

[tawdry vale]

a bat has shorter range, more akin to a club or a mace

[fading hearth]

so op it got banned LMAO "The term
plançons à broches, however, is only once mentioned in a single record of 1417, where arms of
this type are listed as banned in the town of Lille"

[graceful fable]

So a longer bat with bigger nails then?

[fading hearth]

https://rcin.org.pl/iae/Content/22883/PDF/WA308_34856_PIII348_GOEDENDAG-A-FOURTEEN_I.pdf really interesting paper give it a read

[tawdry vale]

try a Bat with Railroad Spikes

[lost plaza]

I think they should add the ability to Mordhau, not the game, like, hold the sword by the blade and beat em with the pommel

[wary pewter]

English only server plz

[tawdry vale]

Bold of you to assume a commoner such as myself can read

[graceful fable]

Thankyou for this, looks really interesting

[sleek valve]

"The plançon à picot, or simply plançon (also spelled planson), was a medieval infantry weapon designed for smashing and thrusting. It consisted of a stout iron-shod baseball-bat-like shaft (1–1.5 m (3 ft 3 in – 4 ft 11 in) in length) with a steel spike attached on top. It was cheap and easy to make plus it was extremely efficient against heavily armoured opponents." Wikipedia says this. I don't hear of any other spikes on the side.

[neon wraith]

www.fotnite.com

[bright plover]

wouldnt that damage urself

[tawdry vale]

Fortnite (Starts laughing)

[sleek valve]

Fuck, but anyways, someone buy the Paul Martin : Armour and Weapons, Herbert Jenkins, London, 1968 book plz

[fading hearth]

🫡

[lost plaza]

That was English

[sleek valve]

The source that wikipedia took it from is Paul Martin : Armour and Weapons, Herbert Jenkins, London, 1968, p.245 so someone buy that book and get this confusion cleared over

[graceful fable]

I own a few swords, if I ever have to actually use them I will be doing this

[true thorn]

30 fucking dollars

[snow gulch]

its so satisfying to fight at t0 when you learn to properly manage distance when punchin

[lost plaza]

Aye

[sleek valve]

It IS a HUGE book

[tawdry vale]

You would probably need a death grip on that blade

[fading hearth]

i kinda want to start longbow shooting

[lost plaza]

Swords cut when they slide not just threw sheer compression, well not easily anyway

[charred moth]

absolute beauty

[graceful fable]

Sellsword Arts are great at explaining sword stuff to people who know nothing about it

[ivory spruce]

can u heal broken bones in the abyss

[wary pewter]

“Mordhau” is not an English term this is English only server plz only English

[lost plaza]

Using the sword mordau is more effective against armoured opponents

[graceful fable]

All of my swords are blunt

[true thorn]

yeah just get a splint and wait a month or so

[sleek valve]

REAL

[neon wraith]

flibbertigibbet

[ivory spruce]

[wary pewter]

Potentially more effective against armored opponents than regularly using a sword, but also stabbing is quite useful

[lost plaza]

It’s the name of the technique, no idea what it is in English, but if you insist:

[waxen lance]

Guys hold On i think you might be immune to damage when alt tabbed

[fading hearth]

bæcern cliewen angelþeod sund ?

[true thorn]

chatgpt detected, opinion disregarded

[charred moth]

im built different

[lost plaza]

Yeah murder strike’ is good at dealing heavy blunt dmg

[snow gulch]

i like them but MAN they come across as condescending sometimes lol. not as apparent now but in their earlier videos they were

[stoic obsidian]

@wary pewter annihilate him

[wary pewter]

It’s the name of the technique in German, in English it is indeed called something like the “murder strike,” “murder blow,” or “flip that maffaka around and hit the ugly in the head” technique!

[shell forum]

Anyone else feel like the gore and physics are messed up this demo version? I find it that the slightest of cutting attacks can gore a guy in half, and that your guy can't control his arms as well as in the last version of the playtest.

[lost plaza]

It’s easier to dent and cave in armour with the weight of a pommel than the blade

[fading hearth]

old english is english 😎

[graceful fable]

Sellsword arts said its almost impossible to grab it when its used on you, trying to would break your hand

[waxen lance]

myth confirmed, YOU ARE IMMUNE TO DAMAGE WHEN ALT TABBED

[true thorn]

no its old english, cant you read?

[lost plaza]

What? Where in that sentence did I mention grabbing it

[fading hearth]

fuck

[wary pewter]

It is OK! 👍

[stoic obsidian]

awh

[true thorn]

i wanted to see you run them over :(

[lyric sand]

yo this ultimate challenge is no joke ive died like 50 times idk how people did it before update

[lost plaza]

Tmrw I’m gonna beat the ultimate challenge with whatever the first fella drops, that’s it

[lyric sand]

wow i could never do that not gonna lie what if you get a sickle

[sleek valve]

Btw what is hooking the sword with cross guard and stabbing the bitch called? In kcd2 it's master strike but what's the historically accurate name?

[lost plaza]

It’s gonna go swimmingly, flawless, first try

[true thorn]

do it with your bare hands no balls

[lyric sand]

bro if you get a sickle your cooked

also anyone know how to kill a pitchfork with only a knife they just camp it seems impossible

[lost plaza]

I think it’s called ‘hooking the sword with the cross guard and stabbing the bitch’ but I may be wrong, some of these techniques get lost in translation

[fading hearth]

https://www.mhfs.se/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/De-Arte-Athletica.pdf it will be in here

[stoic obsidian]

you could try moving to the sides and charging them or pushing it aside

[main jungle]

trying to play the abyss mode but whenever i hit anyone i just crash lol

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/phoenix-wright-ace-attorney-maya-maya-fey-sad-gif-18568957

[lost plaza]

I’ll ask ChatGPT!!!

[spice ether]

how do u break bones

[tall dagger]

dont use the knife.

[wary pewter]

I am nonviolent ask to see violence again and I will destroy you

[spice ether]

oh because i fell down and my leg SNAPPED

[true thorn]

that sounds violent

[barren ivy]

Guys, what to do if I get my leg chopped off?

[sleek valve]

I can't read that shit 😭

[stoic obsidian]

he will non-violently destroy you

[wary pewter]

You don’t know shit pal

[subtle crescent]

anyone else stuck on the gore selector screen

[true thorn]

well dont threaten me with a good time

[stoic obsidian]

idk this could help #halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[celest aspen]

can we please do something bout the fatal crashes you get in the ultimate challenge?

[fading hearth]

"a blow which obtained its name in latin from limis oculis or strabon" could be it

[sleek valve]

It's all because of UE5 trust

[celest aspen]

it make me angry

[lost plaza]

Yeah ChatGPT starting yapping

[graceful fable]

Check game footage if you want to see what I have

[fading hearth]

yeah ngl im looking at the pictures

[sleek valve]

Well strabon seems like a cool name

[celest aspen]

thanks... was that sarcasm?

[urban scroll]

how do i go into open play?

[lost plaza]

Strap on?

[vague mulch]

go to hospital

[celest aspen]

okay....

[sleek valve]

This?

[fading hearth]

yh look theough it if thats not what u were talkin bout tho

[spark flame]

me next

[graceful fable]

Can I have the link?

[charred moth]

stabbed him with a lil anger

[vague mulch]

???

[fading hearth]

https://www.mhfs.se/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/De-Arte-Athletica.pdf its only in sweedish german and latin tho

[sleek valve]

https://www.mhfs.se/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/De-Arte-Athletica.pdf

[static spoke]

why my playtest got removed

[stoic obsidian]

it got merged with demo

[spark flame]

what

[urban scroll]

its all in the demo now

[lost plaza]

That’s lovely

[vague mulch]

i let all my ladies access my butt

[urban scroll]

but how do i go into freeplay?

[stoic obsidian]

all 0 of them?

[lost plaza]

You were permanently banned

[true thorn]

man i just wanted to save a clip and the computer like hard hard crashed
all the screens instantly went dark and the fans started spinning at like top speed

[ruby saddle]

Guys is Meisterhau possible in the game?

[vague mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[lost plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[graceful fable]

https://tenor.com/view/imagine-deleting-an-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-pnly-pussies-do-that-man-eating-ice-gif-11659355699974759405

[wary pewter]

This is English only server plz only English only thx u….

[strange token]

idk at least you'd die from blood loss quicker

[sleek valve]

"Im the best warrior and was undefeated for 23 years! I'm 23, I was never in a fight"

[true thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[vague mulch]

:(

[charred night]

Dude I'm so happy with the new update whatever they did completely fixed my crashes ty devs 💖 💖

[wary pewter]

English only plz and thx

[ruby saddle]

dawg, it's the name of a German sword move, the move is literally called Meisterhau, when you look it up you even get english results, that's because the term is also used in english

[twin prairie]

love seeing more and more of my steam friends list adding the demo to their library

[vague mulch]

mitsubishi

[wary pewter]

Face my wraiths fool. 👻 👻 👻

[sleek valve]

konnichiwa 🥰 🥰 🥰

[static spoke]

my humanity finnaly come back again

[stoic obsidian]

don't tempt the wrath of gandalf the chevrolet

[vague mulch]

he’ll have to not break down first

[wary pewter]

This is English only

[sleek valve]

You mean the wraith?

[lost plaza]

Had the same discussion earlier, just say master strike or smt lol

[stoic obsidian]

when you sleep tonight gandalf the chevrolet will be there watching

[charred moth]

IM IN A PREDICAMENT

[wary pewter]

Server is for speaking English ONLY plz. Plz thx u.

[willow haven]

G

[wary pewter]

Plz no more. English only server yes. Other language is bad only use dedicated channel for other language English only servers plz.

[vague mulch]

cheers gandalf

[wary pewter]

No. English only. Plz.

[lost plaza]

Cmon fellas he’s on his knees beggin here

[stoic obsidian]

a wizard does not beg, he politely implores

[wary pewter]

I’ll fuck you up do you know who I am

[lost plaza]

No more foreign languages!

[jolly cipher]

bro i was at baron gate champ and i died to some cheeky axe hit

[sleek valve]

Still waiting for this SPINE game from NEKKI

[wary pewter]

English only speaking server writing English on chat thx plz and thx u.

[ruby saddle]

slapping willies and one shotting them with it in fist play is so fun

[vague mulch]

slapping what now

[static spoke]

game got update?

[keen galleon]

My game keeps crashing when I play ultimate chalenge

[opaque niche]

anybody got a 100% save file i lost it all to a fatal error in abys

[lost plaza]

Gandalf, your name isn’t English is it? Hmmmm????

[rich yew]

has anyone else gotten to baron? I need help

[ruby saddle]

this guy

[silver wigeon]

whats the name of the spear that has the 4 spikes going down the handle? im trying to look it up and cant find anything and theres no halfsword wiki

[graceful fable]

Look at the game, does it look like it got updated?

[vague mulch]

it’s called greg

[wary pewter]

OH NO

[rich yew]

plancon a picot

[keen galleon]

The NPC's are called Willie

[stoic obsidian]

people were having an argument about it earlier, apparently it's "goedendag" or "plancon"

[wary pewter]

I am American.

[rich yew]

its not a goedendag

[vague mulch]

thatsthejoke

[keen galleon]

👍

[silver wigeon]

ok thanks

[rich yew]

ill goed en your dag

[graceful fable]

A stick with nails in it*

[wary pewter]

Don’t make me pull out the plancon/goedendag/spiked staff/spikey stick/Neegan bat text wall again children

[rich yew]

she goed en my dag till i plancon

[merry steeple]

what is the best halfsword weapon?

[keen galleon]

Long axe

[vague mulch]

fisting

[rich yew]

tall candlestick holder

[merry steeple]

im a longsword guy myself

[patent agate]

this must be asked everyday, but does anyone have tips for optimization?

[rich yew]

turn the single graphics setting down

[vague mulch]

i’m not reading that

[keen galleon]

Staffs are mid

[merry steeple]

turn off fog in abyss

[wary pewter]

I’ll harm you

[rich yew]

fake

flemish people arent real

[rain acorn]

oh that's neat. as the ||baron|| you are targeted by both teams during small buhurt

[snow gulch]

bro is OUT

[merry steeple]

damn bro is cooked

[strange token]

this shits still crashing

[vague mulch]

have you tried not doing that

[rich yew]

brother is there any way to not fight knights after getting baron; no matter what in gauntlet it always gives me the final tier

[snow gulch]

i was letting him get up constantly until he gave up, wasnt hitting him on the ground. super fun

[strange token]

only my very best

[keen galleon]

Lets be honest, the sythe is a bad weapon

[merry steeple]

nu uh

[rich yew]

can you even get the scythe outside of abyss

[vague mulch]

best weapon is actually the oar thing

[sleek valve]

Ok guys just to be clear THIS is now a godendag trust me

[wary pewter]

Unoriginal stereotypes based off internet culture finely filtered through thousands of tons of dirt and mud to fit through the packed bone making your skull. Neanderthalian brain capable of storing vast varieties of thoughts but no original one is able to be produced. Sad!

[vague mulch]

not reading that

[wary pewter]

Sad!

[merry steeple]

they should add a glock to halfsword

[rain acorn]

nothing official afaik, but you can use the loadout mod to get it in lower tiered matches

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/11

[hollow fractal]

I miss the game being challenging, it is now too easy

[wary pewter]

You will not be real in time

[merry steeple]

that is NOT true

[graceful fable]

Turn your damage up, knobhead

[tender quest]

guy got rattled

[strange token]

yeah these crashes make it hard as hell wym

[flat ruin]

Yo where do i find the safe file?

[hollow fractal]

It very much is, I mean the abyss being shorter, Bosses being easier ect

[merry steeple]

damn bro got sevral concussions.

[wary pewter]

Prime NFL candidate

[strange token]

run it through norton or some other antivirus

[vague mulch]

aisle 12, past the milk

[rain acorn]

yeah this works. you don't get the height or strength bonus iirc. just the armor

[flat ruin]

🤡

[edgy jacinth]

@silver wigeon the halberd guy killed you. he hit you while your spikey stick was stuck on another guy and the opposite leverage sliced u in half

[snow gulch]

pretty sure only the first was adjusted, who was pretty insane tbf. abyss is generally just kind of making things less tedious

[rich yew]

imagine living in a place named after a simpsons character

[hollow fractal]

I get that but it's supposed to be challenging, it was hard but not stupidly hard,

[rain acorn]

the weapons are ridiculously huge though. very unwieldy as an average sized willy

[stoic obsidian]

this might be what you're looking for #halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[agile crypt]

@snow gulch your underage for discord!!! you need to be 13+ but your only 11!!!

[wary pewter]

I won’t because it sounds miserable, that we can agree on

[charred night]

that happened to me as a commoner

[snow gulch]

what

[flat ruin]

thank you good sir

[rich yew]

i use ovrdeath for mods cus the willie size saves

you cant spawn extra willies or items tho its just a loadout thing

[spice ether]

break bones

[silver wigeon]

ohh ok, makes sense

[snow gulch]

did you change your pfp from chihiro or are you just another danganronpa fan

[charred night]

i was never chihiro, ive always been makoto

[snow gulch]

unless im schizophrenic im 90% sure there was some chihiro pfp here yesterday lol

[thick peak]

...

[graceful fable]

If you mute every sound in the game, you can still hear necks snapping

[distant chasm]

When will the damage to player setting actually work?

[rain acorn]

might be dumb but the baron almost certainly has a strength multiplier when played properly

in baron tier you can one tap knights if you hit them correctly with a mace. when using the same armor and weapons in knight tier, it's a lot more finnicky to get those instakilled

[distant chasm]

You can instakill knights with a godendag

[sleek valve]

WAILR HOLY SHIT THIS GAME TKAES UP MY WHOEL GPU LOL

[ruby saddle]

Guys idk if anyone alr had found this, but as of now I think I found a new way of stabbing with polearms

Basically, first, you need to halfsword the polearm, then aim it at the enemy and click right click, it will make you stab the enemy

[distant chasm]

Because the blood is for some reason the most detailed droplets ingame

[worthy folio]

bruh is gore limited by the quality preset?? i feel like some of the photos with people that have cinematic on are a lot more gorey

[distant chasm]

There’s a lot more gore with higher quality presets because more blood renders in higher quality

[rain acorn]

ofc!

i just mean that the strength is multiplied when you're the baron. maybe as a reward for going throught the gauntlet

plus his greatsword is bigger than france, so

[sleek valve]

I learned from this game that the candlestick is mightier than the sword

[worthy folio]

but stuff like this, ive never been able to cut someone down to their white bone, muscle still remains
https://discordapp.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1172431577184206899/1358536161781350583

[civic scroll]

I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me CrazyI was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy

[sleek valve]

die

[patent blade]

i heard a youtuber call it the dung shovel lmfao

[civic scroll]

Yippe

[versed jay]

I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me CrazyI was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy I was Crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats rats make me Crazy

[hallow badge]

i got to the knights in the final challenge bit and then i got knocked out from falling over too hard : (

[civic scroll]

Theif

[sleek valve]

Can we not do the crazy copy pasta stuff plz

[woven lichen]

just found out you can break bones, i hit this guy's arm with a mace real good and his arm went backwards.

[sleek valve]

https://tenor.com/view/parkour-parkour-civilization-minecraft-mods-moderators-gif-11226800794377683193

[soft osprey]

Stop that

[soft osprey]

You too!

[versed jay]

just a chill guy

[hallow badge]

the final challenge better have a thank you for playing our game 🥹 this hard

[civic scroll]

➖🟩🟩🟩
➖🟩🟩⬛
➖🟩🟩🟩
➖➖🟦➖⬜⬜
➖➖🟦🟩⬜⬛
➖➖🟦➖⬜⬜🟧
⬜⬜⬜🟦⬜⬜🟥
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
➖➖🟨
➖➖🟨🟨

[rain acorn]

i do believe i just managed to slit someone's armored neck with a mace

[civic scroll]

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!!

[civic scroll]

Na clean clip ngl

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LEBROOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!

[sour tartan]

Faster kicking is strong as hell

[tall dagger]

theres no way yall actually struggle with this guy...

[sour tartan]

Lmaoo

[civic scroll]

Fr bro i beat him with my fists one time

[ruby saddle]

I actually beat him up with bare hands in gauntlet mode

[dense oracle]

what? hell naw i can only pass him with a candleabra

[sour tartan]

Just hug him with the knife

[versed jay]

bro's fov is in 4th person

[pine sedge]

i love the game, its great fun, but this fucking final challenge stage is going to make me jump out of my window, spread my wings like an eagle and soar into the tarmac

[civic scroll]

Wait you didn't do that yet

[tall dagger]

i dont understand the beef with my high fov mane 😭

[civic scroll]

I thought jumping out the windows was part of the game

[sleek valve]

Ts pmo bro my candlestick literally did not collide with willie

[astral kiln]

final challenge be hitting different, i just got split in half by a hoe

[pine sedge]

you know what i especially love? when i am doing well and then the game crashes

[jovial iron]

they sharpen them really well ig...

[civic scroll]

Are you sure?

[jovial iron]

pretty sure

[astral kiln]

i guess willie really tilled my field

[civic scroll]

Are u sure

[sleek valve]

When your hoe is sharpened so well it goes through plate armor...
Who made the hoe? Henry's father, or something?

[pine sedge]

getting knocked over in this game makes me want to pick up my PC and drop it on my own head

[jovial iron]

uh yeah i threw a trashbag into space

[civic scroll]

He knew the line yippie

[jovial iron]

i read the comics 😎

[hallow badge]

i would like to apologize i just beat the final challenge and its everything i could have ever wanted

[civic scroll]

I was just contemplating to read them today

[pine sedge]

these willies have to be former linebackers the way they run me over and beat my skull in

[tawny apex]

well, can't play final challenge, fatal error everytime an enemy dies, till the next update 🛏️

[jovial iron]

they are so good, if you have a library card you can read them online with hoopla if you finished the show them you can start with compendium two

[civic scroll]

I have a library card and I've seen the show "make space for my arrival worms"

[jovial iron]

😎

[fallow valley]

worm moment

[lyric sand]

bro the ai cuts you in half too easily

[sour tartan]

CECIL

[old patrol]

is it just me or in the abyss do the enemies consistently spawn behind you

[lament gust]

joyce manor

[fallow valley]

I've only had it happen once

[lyric sand]

fucking have a dude falling and his little quick axe cuts both my legs off

[civic scroll]

"I've still got one thing left" "yea what's that" "my entire godanm skeleton dickhead"

[edgy jacinth]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[formal lichen]

trade (ignore breaking bad) https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k3848X5F3ul8rdYeh?invite=cr-MSxNT2ssNjI4ODIwNQ

[gusty totem]

So can anyone explain how passive parry works? It feels super hit or miss when I actively try to use it

[civic scroll]

Cecil where are you Cecil I need you Cecil

[vague stone]

how does the baron work? Ive gotten to the part where youre purple but you just kill and kill with no armor until you get to the final boss? I feel like thats almost impossible

[cerulean cloud]

im confused on something. if you are fighting enemy factions in the gauntlet, why is there a farmer on brave stand if they cant pick a faction

[jovial iron]

CECIL

[real gulch]

put your faith in willie and he shall put his faith in you

[sour tartan]

That mark was weak as fuck, literally any other viltrimite would've tanked that shit

[lyric sand]

you can pick up armor and weapons

[civic scroll]

Na my glourish king rex splode to strong frfr

[vague stone]

do the enemies drop their armor when they die or something?

[lyric sand]

yes

[cerulean cloud]

WHO IS THIS FARMER FIGHTING FOR

[jovial iron]

yeah thats true but, they explain in the show why the other marks are so weak compared to the OG

[edgy jacinth]

you can parry the pitchfork knives

[sour tartan]

Ik but I miss Rex he wasn't worth it

[formal lichen]

if u can dodge past their stabby end then u can rush them

[jovial iron]

yeah ):

[sleek valve]

The baron in Blade and Sorcery: 🇮🇳
The baron in this game: 💀