halfsword-chat-⚔

[somber geyser]

like damn

[fallen zealot]

its mid

sorry

[somber geyser]

smooth tho

[fallen zealot]

true but kinda mid

[somber geyser]

a little

mine are good but mid

[fallen zealot]

try listening to the old og song monster skillet

[somber geyser]

have

i love it

[fallen zealot]

what type of music is it

i forgot

rock?

[somber geyser]

more like metal and rock but more metal

[fallen zealot]

whats your favorite type of songs

[fallen zealot]

hello?

[somber geyser]

yes

[somber geyser]

metal

[fallen zealot]

cool

[somber geyser]

brother of metel is good

[distant tendon]

Ooo fancy pancy rich mcgee over here

[fallen zealot]

but you dont dress in emo right

i know a lot of people who listen to metal even tho i like it and its good but they just wear emo all dark outfits

[somber geyser]

no

[fallen zealot]

phew

[somber geyser]

svarga is good too

mono inc

sabaton

[fallen zealot]

you like ww2 i see

[somber geyser]

thats russian

and yeah i do

lol

[fallen zealot]

you speak russian?

[craggy cedar]

It’s easier to be graceful when the enemies aren’t covered in armor

[somber geyser]

a bit

[fallen zealot]

im fluent but i dont have the keyboard

its english

[somber geyser]

niceee

[fallen zealot]

where are you from?

[somber geyser]

America

[fallen zealot]

cool

[somber geyser]

wbu

[fallen zealot]

Ukraine

[somber geyser]

niceeee

[fallen zealot]

thankies

[wary pewter]

https://youtu.be/tHDZlMhOUYI?si=BR3kOM8szwSya3Bc a nice introduction to slurpcore, suitable for normies but still a solid song……..

[somber geyser]

np

[craggy cedar]

Cruelty squad mentioned

https://tenor.com/view/max0r-maxor-funny-movement-максор-i-took-you-gif-2329952766301160072

[hasty cosmos]

is willie's head hollow

[wary pewter]

No

Filled with spores

[craggy cedar]

I’ve personally inspected the inside of his head and can confirm it’s not hollow

[calm ivy]

You might like this clip! I actually try to see if I could parry/riposte while dual wielding lol #makedualwieldingactuallyviable! lol

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jRcM7lGm3wYgG6xPj?invite=cr-MSw0NnQsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[remote crypt]

Fighting twofers is always fun af

[worn heron]

@pure pewter For future reference, please don't post screenshots in #art-🎨 , save that for the #photography📷 channel when you get a nice photo! cheers!

[calm ivy]

It really is! lol That's why I made all the characters I've made with that dual wield capabilities on different weapons lol

[remote crypt]

yems

This guy just wouldn't die

[calm ivy]

A brave, determined soldier til the end! 🫡

[remote crypt]

oh yes

I cut his leg of

off

;eklojfagbfkl

I need sleep. Goodnight fellas

[calm ivy]

I loved the punchiness of these, tho! Just on FULL SEND lol

G'night, dude! 😛

[gritty musk]

how’s it goin

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/monkeyquote-gif-17287897282409113653

[craggy verge]

is my mouse sensitivity good?

[hasty cosmos]

I personally have mine lower but it's really up to personal preference, around where you are is fine

[distant tendon]

All up to the user

[jolly gorge]

just started brave stand and the enemies started attacking each other

anyone else have this?

damn this farmer goin crazy with the hatchet doe

[distant tendon]

Farmer combat is my favorite combat

[thorny perch]

png of a steak

[minor jacinth]

am I cooking or nah
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1348871923706364055

[craggy verge]

willies big tongue

[thorny perch]

killed

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[fallow dune]

"Man, this is just half a sword!"

"Say that again.."

[thorny perch]

pass me my hand and a half sword squire

[past turtle]

best form for sword vs sword?

[craggy cedar]

You need to restart if that happens, it can happen after you die in carnage

[dark cipher]

mine is max cuz i do spin kicks...

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx9zllLoglEC0NhrDfTSW6Y9hUm6KXjo4h?si=QkGgI5duq1S3Zt-3

[past stream]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-you-so-much-heart-love-miss-you-i-miss-you-so-much-gif-7063782307819428854

[craggy cedar]

If the enemy is armored it’s usually half sword, if they’re unarmored use standard form

[compact tapir]

is there plans for a planned feature list / rough roadmap in the near future?

[royal locust]

how do i get out of the place where it is just all black and random people start fighting me

?

[modern sun]

Get the playtest

[royal locust]

just realized

thanks though

[sand cedar]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jPY5Z6QHS9eoXks4C?invite=cr-MSxKVEQsMzc2NjQ4OTYs

is there a reason this one tapped? None of my multipliers were touched, and im pretty sure the guy had taken no damage, you can see how confused i am because he fell dead with the punch (No screaming)

[warped apex]

this guy ate so many headshots lol

[celest fjord]

i just imapled myself somehow

[craggy cedar]

It just happens sometimes

I’ve done it twice myself

[sand cedar]

One hell of a right hook

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jQvn2QCdIe0sU1vgn?invite=cr-MSxSV3UsMzc2NjQ4OTYs

Also got this clip, i love the pitch fork 🙏

[fringe sand]

bro

the guy i was fighting with

tripped

and his sword hit his throat

and he died

why is this game so cruelş

[tulip spire]

bro hit the whoopsidoodle 😭

I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that. Must've been watching too many shorts...

[fringe sand]

i think you invented a new word but ok.

[golden flare]

no way i just realised im not fighting against real people

i thought i was god at this game

now i want to kill myself

[craggy cedar]

Most skilled Serf

[fringe sand]

Maybe your fighting real people and the dev team is hiding it from you..

[golden flare]

probably thats the case

thank you

but lmao i tried to get in the same game with my friend for like an hour

to only realise theres no real players

thats crazy

[fringe sand]

Maybe theres billions of people playing and you cant match because theres too many..

[golden flare]

nah we tried at the same time on 5 computers so in total 10 computers and still couldnt find each other

maybe we are unlucky who knows

[fringe sand]

Maybe theres is billions of more!?!?!?!?

[golden flare]

how many billion can there be theres only 5 billion people in this world

[fringe sand]

theres 8 billion people in the earth sir.

[golden flare]

why would u lie to me

u gain nothing from this

[fringe sand]

no no

theres a second earth

with even more!!!

[golden flare]

WHAT

WHY DIDINT I KNOW THIS BEFORE

[fringe sand]

Yes...

[crude igloo]

why npcs saying allahu akbar?

[sand cedar]

its a prayer no?

[golden flare]

it gives u boost

[weak lark]

1 question

how the fook did you do that

[final apex]

i have no idea

what the jesus

[weak lark]

HOW

😭

[weak lark]

Im fucking impressed

[final apex]

willy is transcending bro

[rigid flower]

is there a way to play multi on playtest? like with friends?

[weak lark]

i dont think multiplayer is out yet for half-sword

[golden flare]

we gotta protest for multiplayer

[rigid flower]

could be fun to play againts your friend

[crude igloo]

why all half sword mods its malware

[livid jay]

nah id sword.

[wind charm]

Bars

[weak lark]

Oh my dear god

i just stabbed a npc in half-sword into their dick

[latent moon]

can the npcs parry stabs?
ive had them parry it maybe like 3/10 times

[latent moon]

also dual wielding npcs cant parry anything ngl

[grave aurora]

"here bro hold this for me"

https://tenor.com/view/fencing-fencing-lesson-fencing-sword-epee-gif-24649377

[latent moon]

"eat this"

[stiff belfry]

blink and youll miss it

[soft osprey]

False positive

[wooden socket]

i just cut along his entire upper arm

[grave aurora]

using that fuckass stick

invalid run

[thorny perch]

What am i supposed to use for john scythe man

[grave aurora]

anything else

die with honor

[grave aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-raccoon-absolute-cinema-gif-17862327649353748812

[thorny perch]

@grave aurora

[vocal elk]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-kendrick-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinem-gif-8560162018170751866

[analog pelican]

after playing some Kingdom come deliverence 2 im going to begin trying to try to do a masterhau in this game....

[analog pelican]

why does it say i died???

im pretty sure i was fine

[unique linden]

ngl playtesters needa have like a cosmetic or item in the game once its out

[next badger]

IMagine being able to spectate from here.

[hasty reef]

I found a rather important bug with one of the weapons on the playtest version which channel should I post about it? :)

[wind charm]

gaming

[dense heron]

where do i get the new version with the new ui

[worn heron]

Go to the steam page and scroll down, there's a button to request access to the playtest! It'll be automatically added to your steam library from there!

[lean niche]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[worn heron]

You can follow Willie here to the steam page !

[worn heron]

If you'd like to make a post in #1262488181035630634 , that'd be great!

[hasty reef]

Ah my bad, I did it in feedback, what's the difference between the two?

[worn heron]

Not really! That works !

#1047240101152960525 was made before the playtest, so it was for demo/general feedback, but it's still used and looked at !

[hasty reef]

Alright, thanks for letting me know! :)

[worn heron]

No worries bossman, cheers 🥂

[copper maple]

when is the next update for this game

[soft osprey]

Q4 of this year, early access will release

[timid imp]

The Rat has awoken

[proven pewter]

i dont know how but my willies head has been severed and he hasn't fell to the ground

[weak lark]

I think he did fell..

[proven pewter]

hes on his knees though?

[long sapphire]

MAKE THIS GAME TWINS

[soft osprey]

What

[royal flame]

Can anyone tell me what the minimum requirements are to run this game? My computer isn't that bad and it runs at very low fps.

[proven pewter]

can anyone explain how willie is so damn competent

[spring basin]

demo version, how to put an item in inventory?

[minor jacinth]

Hold Q or E

[spring basin]

thanks

[steel isle]

If you're wondering what the trainer mod is like I made a video on the funniest aspects:

https://youtu.be/LaslxGgHUUg?si=abNPde9E3_CaqKRr

In other words this is a shameless self-plug

[minor jacinth]

ngl I wonder if it’s how the physics system interacts with the NPC attack system

I’ve been stabbed to instant death while in armor a few times, and I suspect some trickery is involved

[pure pewter]

oki doki

[lapis marsh]

physics bug probably

[vagrant crown]

WHY DOES THE AI LOVE JUST HOLDING ON TO YOU

[proven pewter]

solved the issue

[minor jacinth]

Idk why but I’ve always called this wild flailing style of attack “spaghetti”

[minor jacinth]

Idk but they won’t let go unless they get knocked off or killed/incapacitated.
I watched an NPC drag around a dead guy until I killed him once

[vagrant crown]

What is even more frustrating is if they are holding you and they get knocked down, you are pulled down with them.

Just had a guy hold onto me on the ground whilst also begging for his life. My dude couldn't get back up. Not sure what causes that.

[lapis marsh]

yeah the devs said they'll fix this when early acess releases

[vagrant crown]

valid, still loving the playtest

[minor jacinth]

Fr

[worn heron]

💙 tyty!

[minor jacinth]

The game should allow playing on a VR headset (slightly different than making it VR compatible) because how the fuck do you gauge distance in this game

I either whiff or smack em with my rod whenever I use a weapon that isn’t bladed along its entire length

[spring aurora]

its just practice, get used to your range on the training dummy or on the fence after a fight, then gauging range becomes a lot easier

[minor jacinth]

nay, I shall whiff my attack and get stabbed to death like the good lord intended

[spring aurora]

why hit with blade when wood pole do trick

[minor jacinth]

wood pole suck

[little verge]

There are a few users that have used VR injector mods to play Half Sword in VR.

[minor jacinth]

Theoretically wouldn’t it be as simple as adding a 2nd camera and tying it to a toggle switch in the settings?

It’s basically double the performance cost, but it might be worth it

the puke-inator 3000

[little verge]

We have no plans for VR support at this time.

[minor jacinth]

it’s just headset output support tho, but I can see how it’d be a little bit of extra dev time for not a lot of payoff

[tranquil ginkgo]

Push it to the limit

[thorny perch]

Why arent you wearing the arming hosen

[craggy verge]

flung away his sword

[tranquil ginkgo]

is a Mod to have my own outfit

[devout zinc]

dont ban me pls

[thorny perch]

chicken butt

[minor jacinth]

Once I stumbled into the fence so hard I knocked myself out

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/when-your-team-too-good-ban-salt-bae-gif-7580925

[devout zinc]

noooo why

[little verge]

This is one of my favorite activities.

[devout zinc]

sorry

[minor jacinth]

Is the fence its own secret weapon? Can you… pick it up?

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/macho-man-randy-savage-calm-down-its-a-joke-gif-18736319

[little verge]

Static weapon yes. Practicing knocking yourself out on the list (fence) is also a great way to learn how to headbutt Willie.
-# Welcome to the server Green Leaf!

[devout zinc]

can you like my photography pls?

good night

[wind charm]

Mcwandolbrest

What is the game name

[distant tendon]

So satisfying to score all the kills in a carnage

[sonic mulch]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jRsYQAEstArdDraR0?invite=cr-MSxLbHUsMTU0NjA2MjYw

[somber geyser]

Ima kill some willies

[distant tendon]

Kill em dead

[craggy verge]

beheaded

[fast bramble]

1. God damn that was a good stab
2. Awesome to see people on the dev team using mods as well

[fast bramble]

Are you the new meme manager after Melon died?

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1318523329271042160/InShot_20241217_211816846.gif

[fast bramble]

Top quality

[craggy verge]

whats yalls favorite tier to play at?

[fast bramble]

3

[craggy verge]

mine is hmm

i flip-flop alot but either t3 or t5

[fast bramble]

T5 is definitely my second favourite

I just wish it had less shield users

[craggy verge]

i like the long and thin swords more than the chunky ones

lets you pull off cool maneuvers

[fast bramble]

Yeah

[somber geyser]

any one wanna join vc?

[tough yew]

the killer

[thorny perch]

killer

[tranquil ginkgo]

thanks a lot ❤️

[thorny perch]

activate windows

[mortal elm]

Hey I was wondering on how I can do overhead strikes like the oberhau?

As I’m not sure how to swing over head

[crimson geode]

on radio station next day hey fab ima kill you

lyrics comin at you at a supa sonic speed dj fab

ima start to sayin random fucking gibberish

to ge tlevel 3

bevel level on sama floor as the devil

dig out a body with a shovel

jump in with it cuz i really dong give a fuck about the trouble

okay ama doube the giberish tripple quadrouble it

chickek

nugget

cricket pocket

its like 9 inch black popsicl

suck it

throw it in juggle it and spit it

i dont understand shit

[wary pewter]

What a specimen

You should be in the lab for study

[crimson geode]

lab for what?

study what?

guess what

[wary pewter]

Studying your brain

[crimson geode]

chicken butt

[crimson geode]

im not albert enstein

i dont need my brain gettin studied

[wary pewter]

It’s a miracle a body can run on such a primitive jellied clump of neurons

[crimson geode]

tf is you on?

[wary pewter]

Intelligence akin to a fungus hooked to a machine flipping 1s and 0s to make messages

[crimson geode]

tf is this guy on about?

[wary pewter]

It is such a shame you are on this technology when you should be free in the wild hunting deer and boar

Eating rocks to help with digestion and eating tree bark

[crimson geode]

people say they dont talk about shit they dont expirience much

but this guy is talking about his daily life

my guy yeah my brain should be studied

but yo hands should be studied for dinasours

cuz they never seen shit then rock

[wary pewter]

It’s interesting how much you can assail such a beautiful language with such nonsense

[crimson geode]

speaking of shame

[wary pewter]

Probably 6 for me

[crimson geode]

you put that car of all cars?

on your pfp?

that shit is built like a old vacuum cleaner

[wary pewter]

It will be a miracle if you discover fire

[crimson geode]

speaking of discoveries

[mortal elm]

Can anyone tell me how to do overhead strikes?

[crimson geode]

why dont you discover some others cars then a fucking rock on wheels

and dont put that shit ever on your pfp lol

[craggy verge]

raise it over your head and bring it down

its easier to do on low sensitivity

[worn heron]

[uneven crystal]

[craggy verge]

this is my sensitivity

[crimson geode]

my guy came out of nowhere like a time traveling homo sapiens and thought he could just talk shit to me LMAO

[worn heron]

don't go for direct verticals, add a slight angle to it. The game tweaks out a bit when going straight vertical

[crimson geode]

raise that to maximum

[worn heron]

hey I don't know what happened but this isn't the place

chill

[crimson geode]

im chill

[soft osprey]

then fight

[craggy verge]

i enjoy winning fights no thanks

[wary pewter]

Forgive me. Some people can’t handle my power.

[mortal elm]

Thanks

[worn heron]

I am repossessing your vehicle

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1345794251195420735/caption-2.gif

[wary pewter]

Ok

[crimson geode]

i was litterally laughing on yo ass the whole time what did you win lol💀

[soft osprey]

I’m going to illegally download your car

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-be-that-guy-marques-brownlee-don't-follow-his-example-don't-be-like-him-mkbhd-gif-2626479593154295882

[crimson geode]

😭 bruh

[mortal elm]

Alright

[wary pewter]

Ok

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/its-already-too-late-late-overdue-we-missed-it-no-more-time-gif-16054519

[wary pewter]

What the fuck dude don’t even joke about that not cool

[soft osprey]

Refer to the meme above

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-panda-4-po-its-never-too-late-to-do-the-right-thing-do-the-right-thing-kung-fu-panda-gif-5028233029576259066

[wary pewter]

Dude… I just reported you…

[crimson geode]

does anyone actually want to download that built like rock thing lol?

[worn heron]

also, with two handed weapons like polearms, swing your weapon over your shoulder and tap X as you do, then follow the swing through overhead. You can transfer the momentum overhead. It's quite powerful with some weapons.

[soft osprey]

That’s it BUSTER

now I’m downloading it twice

And letting others download it too

[worn heron]

to be fair the only thing bad about Chevrolet's are their electronics

[tidal owl]

pvp mode

[crimson geode]

i dont like it cuz of it looks

its just too chubby lol

[tender quest]

wha?

[worn heron]

I used to have a 94 Silverado and that chubby steel body saved my life Highkey 🗣️🗣️

[wary pewter]

Forgotten hominini species, perhaps even of a different, unknown genus, the link to Australopithecus. Miraculously on modern technology and speaking as man. Nature is beautiful.

[crimson geode]

https://tenor.com/view/tf-gif-10288190

[wary pewter]

Dude. Quit playing. This isn’t cool.

[crimson geode]

NOW IM GONNA DOWNLOAD IT TOOOO MUAHAHAAHAHA

[worn heron]

alright it's time to unite, disregard our issues and disagree with this man

[wary pewter]

Your words don’t effect me fool

[worn heron]

Piracy isn't cool

we don't like pirates

[wary pewter]

Yargh

[worn heron]

[wary pewter]

Landlubber

[soft osprey]

Banned

[soft osprey]

Now I can REALLY download your car and you can’t even say anything about it

[worn heron]

Banned

[wary pewter]

I’ll kick you out of whatever dirt hovel you dwell in

[crimson geode]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-grin-evil-evil-smile-devious-gif-6415346156262007236

well im not that kind of the person to only talk

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/repo-repo-game-repo-videogame-sad-wife-left-me-gif-9829727550488289892

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-benedict-cumberbatch-saturday-night-live-hold-on-its-not-like-that-gif-25666316

[scarlet kite]

what tha fuck just happened to me

[mortal elm]

Will Henry of Skallitz be added?

[wary pewter]

Not funny dude. STOP IT!!

[mortal elm]

Skewered

[soft osprey]

God I’m about to turn you into my mod abuse victim

[mortal elm]

The spines got you

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/barbie-swan-lake-ballet-ballerina-dancing-gif-15745175

[tidal owl]

hey for real pvp mode lets do it

[worn heron]

no, me!

[soft osprey]

No never ever ever

[worn heron]

you're my first target

[crimson geode]

MUAAHAHAHAHA

[worn heron]

he did it

[soft osprey]

The son of a bitch did it

[worn heron]

madman

[soft osprey]

Unfortunately piracy isn’t allowed here and we are going to have to ban you

[worn heron]

hey @wary pewter you should add a in your Chevy

[crimson geode]

IM THE VILLIAN IN THIS STORY

https://tenor.com/view/dragonball-z-frieza-laugh-destroy-maniac-gif-5143303

[craggy verge]

spike shurt

[worn heron]

Willie, defeat him

[crimson geode]

https://tenor.com/view/freeza-frieza-energy-monster-gif-13295977

[worn heron]

wyd when this happens

[soft osprey]

Gandalfs been real quiet since this dropped

[fast bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-slow-down-jethro-pioneers-gif-5521176

[crimson geode]

😂

i fucking cant

this emoji is actually me rn bruh

bro it all started me just random gibberish freestylin

nf cane out of nowhere and tried to roast me

[fast bramble]

Just a note but you only get 1 xp thing per minute, so if you post a message you get XP, but if you post again before 1 minute is up you don't get XP

[crimson geode]

and i fucking deep fried him😭

[crimson geode]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-resident-evil-re4-dies-dies-from-cringe-gif-26283396

[fast bramble]

Fatal blow

[crimson geode]

https://tenor.com/view/aaahh-shit-idiot-lol-fuck-gif-12700284

shit

[oblique flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/939756070014976020/1340978896958394408/attachment.gif

[crimson geode]

https://tenor.com/view/santa-angry-upset-house-what-are-you-doing-gif-5946925012173819335

https://tenor.com/view/goku-sad-goku-crash-out-beat-up-gif-15461939252214591975

so youre telling me....200...exo......IS FUCKING 200 MINUTES?!

[wary pewter]

Reported

[wary pewter]

Yes sir yes sir I’ll get on it at some point maybe

[crimson geode]

how white mfs feel after aresting a black guy for no fucking reason

[wary pewter]

NO!!!!!!!!

[fast bramble]

Yes

[fast bramble]

[crimson geode]

im talking about his comment lol

bro reported a guy that said he gon do shit

[fast bramble]

I'm almost certain he didn't actually get reported

[crimson geode]

but he aint reportin a guy who did shit

[worn heron]

[fast bramble]

Double borpa'd

[worn heron]

that's not at all based on stereotypes or poor critical thinking now is it

[crimson geode]

its just a joke lol

a family guy joke💀

[floral crane]

he sealed his own coffin

[craggy verge]

me taking willie for a spin

[worn heron]

yes there's quite a few things that are said in family guy that would not be appropriate in a real life setting, I'm sure you realize that

[crimson geode]

meh seen that shit before

[worn heron]

it's what you call, a "cartoon"

[crimson geode]

duh

but remember the smartest jokes are the dark ones

[worn heron]

just be appropriate man smh

[fast bramble]

Did you really just "I have a dark sense of humour" lmfao

[crimson geode]

i created that shit

[thorny perch]

he created dark sense of humor

[scarlet kite]

waah waah youre edgy and unfunny dude that "joke" was uncalled for

[worn heron]

you're creating a deeper hole for yourself 😭😭

[crimson geode]

😂

[fast bramble]

You're probably younger than 4Chan

[crimson geode]

ofc lol

https://tenor.com/view/vsause-michael-michael-vsause-vsause-michael-gif-25125732

or am i

[worn heron]

[crimson geode]

nvm yeah i am

[wary pewter]

Foolish

[worn heron]

hey me too

[crimson geode]

https://tenor.com/view/woas-what-tf-gif-20696972

[worn heron]

[craggy verge]

eminem sucks

[wary pewter]

Out of period

[crimson geode]

you just did not say that

[wary pewter]

1450-1470

[fast bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simspsons-abe-simpson-turn-to-dust-shocked-gif-16991408

[crimson geode]

ohhh understandable

[worn heron]

Here, listen to real music.
https://open.spotify.com/track/5kEl3Tu4PbaKzfUnA2ZbZ5?si=I4sJe8mRSUyoWfydOaSSPw

[fast bramble]

Metalocalypse the GOAT

[craggy verge]

nah he's just corny

and washed

[crimson geode]

and?

[craggy verge]

and washed

and goofy

[crimson geode]

my guy wahsed aint the word for em/

[craggy verge]

and cringe

[worn heron]

it's okay to not like an artist

don't get offended for them

[craggy verge]

washed is 100% the word

[crimson geode]

that mf is the most dirty lyricist i know

besides me

[fast bramble]

I know this is the Half Sword channel but I'm turning it into the Metalocalypse one for a minute, I still need to watch the finale

[worn heron]

I'm rewatching it all lol

very funny

[craggy verge]

"most dirty lyricist i know" that just means you dont know alot of artists 😭

[fast bramble]

Top quality entertainment for sure

[worn heron]

Miss Dethklok

[crimson geode]

https://tenor.com/view/woas-what-tf-gif-20696972

[fast bramble]

I think it lasted as long as it needed to though

[worn heron]

ever heard of GG Allin?

[crimson geode]

come one tell me any other dirty ones

[crimson geode]

who the fuck is that

[fast bramble]

At least since it got the finale, if it didn't have that it would have ended too soon

[craggy verge]

this dude is getting flung so far away

[fast bramble]

You have opened Pandora's Box

[worn heron]

the grossest mother fucker to ever grease the music industry

[fast bramble]

Grease is putting it lightly

[craggy verge]

he is corny tho

[fast bramble]

More like shat all over

[crimson geode]

thats why i never heard of him

[fast bramble]

Literally

[craggy verge]

he's getting flung

[worn heron]

But he's heat

[crimson geode]

i got that extra soap swipe

[worn heron]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7JQKj4FveKAYgk1UzW8Vo3?si=kBVQObq_RSO5vFbcoYH5KA

extra trash

that's what makes it good

[fast bramble]

You'll need it at a GG Allin show

[craggy verge]

buds top 5 are probably eminem, vanilla ice, mac miller, g-eazy, and machine gun kelly

[worn heron]

And an umbrella

[fast bramble]

And if he's feeling spicy? Some MC Hammer

[crimson geode]

wrong wrong wrong wrong

[craggy verge]

yup

[craggy verge]

atleast eminem aint in it

[crimson geode]

eminem is one of my favs but who do you think i am

fucking mgk?

[fast bramble]

I like how that's the one you point out and not Vanilla Ice

[worn heron]

Mac Miller lowkey pretty heat when you got that blaze goin

[craggy verge]

true

[worn heron]

Right lol Old mgk was good 😭😭

[crimson geode]

i actually never listened to vanilla ice

[fast bramble]

Just don't let him sing SoaD's Aerials

[craggy verge]

im a real hoodrat fr

[worn heron]

I respect artistic direction but I did not like what he went and did lol

[crimson geode]

nvm

[craggy verge]

i've been on the streets on gang!

https://tenor.com/view/cocodelvigne-durag-cocodurag-pesage-gif-20292457

[crimson geode]

i heard vanilla ice but he doesnt have that energy i need

[worn heron]

I was gonna say, he made one song that everybody heard then disappeared

Never to be seen again

poof

into the aether

[fast bramble]

Ice Ice Byebye

[crimson geode]

at least hes a fucking vanila not spice

[worn heron]

This was probably my favourite Dethklok song tbh, hard asf
https://open.spotify.com/track/5Lioq6dI8B9oIXqjb4YmO2?si=nz23FvCyTy2dhyX8EepurQ

[fast bramble]

He definitely has no spice

[worn heron]

do u have REPO

[fast bramble]

I don't

But I've seen it and it looks fun

[worn heron]

[wary pewter]

https://youtu.be/tHDZlMhOUYI?si=FQxnKDmAw6lj58xt

[fast bramble]

My faves are that, Dethharmonic, and Thunderhorse

[worn heron]

smigma anthem

[fast bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzhMkSN9dQc

[crimson geode]

my top 5 are

[wary pewter]

Imagine Dragons

[worn heron]

They're... Touring right now...?

[fast bramble]

Yeah apparently they announced an Australia tour back in December

https://www.bluntmag.com.au/news/dethklok-2025-australian-tour/

[fast bramble]

This is one of the creators of the show

[worn heron]

Yee

[worn heron]

Interesting

wish I could see it lmao

[soft osprey]

Incredible

[fast bramble]

Same lol

[soft osprey]

I love dethklok, unironically some great music. And Brendon small is so god damn talented

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/car-tow-towing-truck-gif-8714495

(repo)

[fast bramble]

I think what makes it so great is that the music actually slaps, if it was just about a band that was supposedly the world's best and it just sucked it wouldn't hit

[crimson geode]

1,em
2.kendrick
3.easy e
4.snoop
5. and not vanilla ice not ice spice but ice mother fuckin cube

[worn heron]

that took a long time to write

[crimson geode]

i was afk lol

[fast bramble]

Man was googling rapper names

[worn heron]

[crimson geode]

i was afk bro

like goddamn

[soft osprey]

Wow what a unique list

Yeah I’m judging you

[lapis marsh]

how dare he judge people

[soft osprey]

Em number 1 is wild. Bros the goat of nonstop fast rhymes saying absolutely nothing of substance

[lost wagon]

I sumanlf skaprm fjsiaoen fjdiaj 🗣️ 🔥

[wet stump]

how do i kill armored enemies when they fall over? only option sems to be repeadetly hit them in the head for 30 seconds until they finally pass out, else they just stand up

[lapis marsh]

you can hold a blade to their neck and they'll automatically surrender after some time

[wet stump]

Oh, thanks. If they dont fall over but leave an opening, I usually give them a big ol' hug while half-swording and decapitate them like a wire cutter through soft butter.

[fast bramble]

If you have a blunt secondary weapon swap to it and smash their head once or twice

[wet stump]

even with the fancy golden mace that takes way more than two in most cases. there is also the problem that i have no control over the distance between willie's hands and is body nor do i have depth perception because... its 2d

so it can be hard to hit the head sometimes

[lapis marsh]

you get a feel for it with practice

[fast bramble]

I play in first person

[lapis marsh]

you monster

[wet stump]

so do i

problem is armor makes that impossible

even just the metal hat with the big brim or whatever its called takes up half your view

[lapis marsh]

realistic

[wet stump]

several hats just block view entirely

[wet stump]

no, your eyes are close to the holes, giving you a pretty good view + humans have an almost 180 degree vision

armor would be useless if it was completely impractical

[lapis marsh]

there's one specific hat that completely blocks your view in first person despite the fact it wouldnt irl because the camera is centred

[fast bramble]

I made a guide of what hats and helmets are viable in first person

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

It starts here

[nimble vector]

chat i love playing defensive with greatsword

[wet stump]

i hope they fix the camera thing, its like putting a camera far from a pinhole while in real life you can just get close to see through

[lapis marsh]

it's hard to replicate human vision on a 2d screen

[fast bramble]

Willie basically has a singular invisible eye he sees out of

[wet stump]

i like getting an axe, half swording and running at the enemy. Halved willie in 5 seconds

[lapis marsh]

they should fix that one helmet that completely blocks your view, because otherwise its pretty good protection

[wet stump]

not if you remove the hat from players vision while in first person and maybe replace it with a smaller version

[lapis marsh]

they could just move the camera a bit further forward

[wet stump]

yeah but that could get weird if you run into something

because the camera would clip through the wall

[wet stump]

I have proof of this working here: #game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[lapis marsh]

ive done it before too

[fast bramble]

Same

[nimble vector]

fistfights are peak

but with damage up

[wet stump]

having more precise control of your weapon would be so sick

[nimble vector]

so you can smack the shit out of someone

[nimble vector]

lower your sensitivity to minimum

[lapis marsh]

lower mouse sensitivity

[wet stump]

thats not my issue

[nimble vector]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN 💔💔

[wet stump]

what i mean is being able to control more directions

[nimble vector]

overdeath made a video about missing with swings i tbink

[wet stump]

really only needs one more direction but thats it

[nimble vector]

diagonal slashes are actually underrated

[inner hamlet]

Challenge: cut all limbs before Willie dies

[torpid mortar]

im not the one with the red hat btw

i just got fucking countered by a npc

[wet stump]

q + left click + wiggle mouse left and right

[lapis marsh]

skill issue

[nimble vector]

left click and drag mouse across the mousepad

as hard as you can once it's in range

that bitchslap finna knock out a willie

[wet stump]

i thought i was bad at the game, then i tried just opening with a snap cut and then what i think is called a pull cut and then i felt like the best in the world

[wet stump]

wait dragging your mouse makes a stronger attack?

[nimble vector]

yes??

[lapis marsh]

no that is how you attack normally??

[nimble vector]

the faster you drag it the faster hell swing

[nimble vector]

how high is his sensitivity bro

[wet stump]

whose

[lapis marsh]

yours

[nimble vector]

yours

[lapis marsh]

screenshot it

[wet stump]

where am i supposed to post it

[lapis marsh]

i think you have image perms now

you're level 1

[wet stump]

no

[lapis marsh]

feck

dm me it

[sleek gull]

Historical evidence that Half Sword should include grenades.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk&ab_channel=HopelessRomantic27

[wet stump]

ill just say a bit less than a 3rd

[wet stump]

and a rabbit

[nimble vector]

you do realize you swing harder the faster you drag your mouse that's literally how you swing

[wet stump]

under and to the right of the little dark spot above the 1 5th of the bar

[sour igloo]

is it online ready ?

[nimble vector]

no

[lapis marsh]

no it does not have multiplayer

[sour igloo]

ty

[wet stump]

i thought by harder you meant dragging mouse further but it gues thats also true

idk what you guys are talking about my mouse sensitvity isnt a problem i can control my weapon fine

[nimble vector]

when everyone in chat types lowercase first letter so you just know it's gonna be between intellectual individuals

[nimble vector]

do you guys think it would be a good concept to add sensitivity changing through the scroll wheel

[wet stump]

oh i guess im level 2 now i have image perms i think

yup heres the sensitivity

[nimble vector]

longsword overrated

[lapis marsh]

yeah thats about right

[wet stump]

but but but but wire cutter decapitation

[nimble vector]

reject longsword return to greatsword

[lapis marsh]

poleaxe is the superior weapon

[wet stump]

HELL YEAH

[nimble vector]

YEAHHH

[wet stump]

i hate shields they just get in the way shields are for cowards fight me with a big sword or axe like a true willie

[nimble vector]

shields are for pussies fight like a man die like a man

no armor no other weapons just me my longsword against another willie

boxer loadout in fistfight too fun lowkey

[wet stump]

the willie wearing light cloth armor staring at me in full plate armor with a giant axe worth more money than he has earned in his entire life

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-calamity-rage-anger-meme-gif-11741976053183870900

(i cant find the original cat image but this fits well enough)

[torpid mortar]

hm

[nimble vector]

keep my name out your mouth opponent gang willies

[nimble vector]

isn't it satisfying when you're in the half sword position and just flick the tip and it slices their throat cleanly

[torpid mortar]

i dont halfsword in the game called halfsword 💔

[wet stump]

"now you listen here you little-"

[nimble vector]

i do 💔💔

[nimble vector]

"now you listen to me and you listen to me good you little shit, keep my name out your fucking mouth"

[nimble vector]

ouch

[wet stump]

he farded in my favourite chair

"nothing personal, kid"

[torpid mortar]

is this determination chat

[nimble vector]

"yes i make opponents surrender then decapitate them howd you know" enter gigachad gif

[thorny perch]

why

[fast bramble]

Yes

[fast bramble]

Yes

[wet stump]

willie / 2

willie is a jojo's character confirmed

[nimble vector]

more like 1/3 of a willie

when is half sword lore dropping 💔💔

[torpid mortar]

have you seen the one screenshot ive taken

[wet stump]

what

[torpid mortar]

lemme find it

[wet stump]

nice pfp

[wet stump]

the lore is willie

allow me to elaborate:

willie

[nimble vector]

ohhh interesting

so willie

[wet stump]

fun little detail:
willie

[nimble vector]

fight willie for no reason

and willie does the willie

[mortal elm]

Doesnt he willie?

[torpid mortar]

this was recent but its really good for lore to the older screenshot ngl 😭

[nimble vector]

yeah he does

[torpid mortar]

gimme a moment to find the other one

[wet stump]

spoiler warning:
||willie die 😭||

[nimble vector]

noooo

fuck

[mortal elm]

Broo

Is that after he willie?

[wet stump]

no its before

[nimble vector]

no it's

yeah before

[mortal elm]

I haven’t gotten to that

[wet stump]

he always willie and often die

[nimble vector]

willie respawn because willie

[nimble vector]

yeah but the power of willie overcomes the power of death

[mortal elm]

How come he doesn’t willie?

[nimble vector]

no he willies before he respawns

[wet stump]

half sword is just in an alternate universe where everything is the same except everybody is willie

[mortal elm]

It’s like that Gary vault from fallout

[nimble vector]

kind of yes

(idk what the fuck that Is)

[mortal elm]

Gary

[wet stump]

family photo folder

[mortal elm]

I think yhe barber messed it up

[wet stump]

oh for willie's sake its the owl guy again

are you from the alternate universe where everything is the same except everybody is an owl

[torpid mortar]

i just got hit by the steel spin bro wtf

[torpid mortar]

also this

[wet stump]

the frame right before the impact frame

[wet stump]

arigato willie

[torpid mortar]

real

[wet stump]

i love the part where willie teams up with willie and willie and eventually willie to go defeat willie

i just realized i accidentally took this

[torpid mortar]

i love the part where willie teaches willie the art of spin so he can use a steel ball to jump off the ground from another willie to land on his stand (willie) to shoot off his final move, lesson 7 off at another willie as a hail mary to kill the willie on the other side of the fence that refuses to give up

[summer lodge]

is there any way to start with the gauntlets all the time on any class
in the playtest
?

[frail trellis]

never knew the playermodel would have a name in half sword

otherwise id call him "john halfsword" or smth

[torpid mortar]

valid

[soft osprey]

Trainer and Loadout selector mod together. That being said if you’re saying that cause you wanna box with gauntlets, that causes crashes pretty commonly

[summer lodge]

thats exactly what i wanted to do 😢

[timid birch]

What's with all the fatal crash errors?

[soft osprey]

Can you be more specific

[fallen zealot]

Youre next

[fallen zealot]

i get them sometimes when i spawn more than 3 npcs

[timid birch]

Not really, tbh, I'm running the selector mod and have my graphics set to a reasonable level and went to play today and I couldn't do more than 4 matches at a time becuase I kept getting the fatal crash error

It also happened in buhart more than single matchs

[soft osprey]

You likely don’t have a rig that can handle it. The playtest is not optimized pretty much at all, so unless you’re playing on low graphics, you better have enough ram to power through memory leaks and what not

[timid birch]

I have a lenovo legion 5 pro

I have enough specs I shouldn't be crashing

[torpid mortar]

he wasnt expecting this move

[timid birch]

I also told windows to use my dedicated graphics card and as much of the ram and cpu it wants

But I still crash after ehatever update they put out

Whatever*

[soft osprey]

If you’re running on dx11, and have graphics and gore levels set to a reasonable level, and still facing constant crashes it’s most likely your pc, unless it’s specific bugs like the gauntlet crash

[soft osprey]

Even higher end pc’s can’t necessarily handle halfsword well

[fallen zealot]

he is him guys

[soft osprey]

16 gb of ram is barely enough

[fallen zealot]

i get 85 temp on my gpu

my main one

[timid birch]

I have 32 ram i think

Maybe I'll run it on my dedicated gaming rig tomorrow

[soft osprey]

Then you should be able to power through most memory leaks but it can still happen. Keep in mind you’re playing a highly unoptimized playtest haha

[fallen zealot]

idk how i managed to spawn 4th one

[soft osprey]

It’s just to test the physics and combat

[timid birch]

Honestly I vote the Playlist get released as a seperate sparring game

[fallen zealot]

he is him

[nimble vector]

rock lobster

[fallen zealot]

2 Peasants starring each other down for the last apple

[soft osprey]

I’d imagine the playtest will be rebranded as the demo and the old demo will be removed. It only makes sense since the old demo is no longer up to par with the rest of the game

Or they just throw away both 🤷‍♂️

[fallen zealot]

sir moai i saw that you can customize your willie soon will there be 6 foot since the max is 180 cm

althought 6 foot was very rare then

[soft osprey]

I’m not sure on the specifics, don’t know much more than you in those regards but I look forward to making an incredibly short Willie

Just a cute little guy

[fallen zealot]

i will most likely set my real height or just max it out

[round stone]

You grab any hand of a spear user, and he is done lmao

[soft osprey]

Big strong Willie

[fallen zealot]

yeeeesss

[round stone]

Beware of the goblins using spear and aiming at your thighs

[fallen zealot]

not true

i have reach advantage so he has to get in close

it doesnt affect the game realy tho

just like irl it doesnt realy affect fighting

[torpid mortar]

why not be a goblin with a longsword or a dagger tho

[fallen zealot]

because i like being myself

[soft osprey]

But you’re a hamburger

[torpid mortar]

what he said^

[fast bramble]

What happens if Willie gets removed?

[fallen zealot]

i mean yeah

[soft osprey]

I quit moderation and uninstall steam

[fallen zealot]

what do you think about adding hair and beard customization as well as for eyes

so like blue and other colors for your eyes

[somber geyser]

Hamburger join the vc

[tranquil moon]

i just hit a spinning halfsword stab in the chest

but my screenrecording broke

im so mad

[somber geyser]

@fallen zealot

[fallen zealot]

no voice reveal haha

but fine

[somber geyser]

Kk

[fallen zealot]

💀

bro im not gonna voice reveal

[round stone]

Look at who needs to be 10km away to get a hit, not me bro

Got his ahh with a shield

[terse cypress]

pitchfork too overpowered for the peasantry. Just hold your pitchfork outward and then charge forward. 90% of the time this works, the other 10% they somehow parry but then you just beat them relentlessly and still win

[round stone]

We were all once in your shoes

Not anymore though

[terse cypress]

I am a Swiss Voulge enthusiast

so me like long stick

[round stone]

Probably someone is running to say "skill issue"

[round stone]

u like long stick

¿

[terse cypress]

yes

Swiss Voulge

Long stick

Spear

Long stick

Pitchfork

Long stick

Plançon

Long stick

[lapis marsh]

poleaxe

[terse cypress]

I love them all

Poleaxe too yeah

[wary pewter]

Riots in the streets

Pandemonium

[terse cypress]

most of the two handed weapons I love because if you develop half sword stance you can just beat the shit out of Willie

[wary pewter]

Off to the stocks discord scammer……..

[terse cypress]

30 euro would be a net loss even if it were legit lmao

[vapid hull]

Its fights like these that spike my dopamine

[jolly gorge]

yo

[calm ivy]

That ROTATION!!

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-gif-20766212

This guy was being super aggro, so I told him to sit down lol

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jRatmOQuGsFKxg_Z_?invite=cr-MSxWcTIsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[loud dagger]

how do i get that map @everyone

[somber geyser]

Download playtest

[lean niche]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[somber geyser]

Anyone wanna join vc?

[calm ivy]

Nice! lol

I used an axe throw on the 2nd guy, to make an opening for my big axe! 🪓

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jRzmKZPkXzI_gsxT2?invite=cr-MSxxeXcsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[fast bramble]

That's so many axes lmao

But yeah throws work well for that

[calm ivy]

lol while using the Quality of Life mod, I wanted this guy to basically be an ULTIMATE Axe Man lol

Originally, it's so he can have multiple axes to "reload" with, for throwing lol

but, I also like to dual wield!\

And experiment with small + big axe

[vapid hull]

Never back down never what!!

[fierce wedge]

a candlestick did this

[calm ivy]

Yes!! Absolutely!

This is an old clip, but definitely reminded me of my DETERMINED spirit at the time lol

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iy18ole5OKYJd55J1?invite=cr-MSxMY1csMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[fallow tapir]

I have some questions, first, how are so many people playing in the fight arena, i kinda hate the dark fighting zone

And what is the key that allows for the kicking and blocking

[fallow tapir]

O W and L?

Not W

[hasty cosmos]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jRA5tuLw3pylzFKGG?invite=cr-MSxCbkIsMzU4MDU3ODc3LA

[hasty cosmos]

does anyone know how i died here

[fallow tapir]

Uh

I figured out how to get the brighter map

[fallow tapir]

Internal bleeding and truma to the brain

...

[hasty cosmos]

to kick it's space

[thorny perch]

Apply for the playtest

[fallow tapir]

Thank you

[fallow tapir]

Owl core

[somber geyser]

Vc anyone

[thorny perch]

robot from invisinle

[vapid hull]

this is not general chat

what the fuck

[oblique flint]

Can you tell us what this means, RaliRaliRaliFolleyFolleyFolley?

[vapid hull]

robot from invisinle

[craggy verge]

a hill i will die on:

a good knockout is far superior to a good kill

[vernal thorn]

you sent a brutal, gory image of a dead person 15 minutes before you said that lmao 😂

[lapis marsh]

You will definitely die on that hill because I’ll kill you

[craggy verge]

FAIR ENOUGH

[fallow tapir]

Is there any way to help performance yet, i know its beta testing but just asking

The graphics dont help to much at all

[hollow gale]

I love deflecting billows to the right so they can’t attack then stabbing the hostile Willie in the neck

[craggy verge]

how do i hit critical points easier at t8

[native wagon]

I downloaded the demo, and i'm only in like a dark area. I've seen people playing it in a arena. How do I get there?

[craggy verge]

i said crits like this is an rpg LOL

[craggy verge]

download playtest

[native wagon]

Ah

[craggy verge]

playtest is arena, in demo you walk forward and pull random loot until you reach t8

[native wagon]

Ohhh

[craggy verge]

playtest is open btw, it says to apply for playtest but it automatically accepts

[native wagon]

K thanks

[craggy verge]

how do i hit weak points at t8 more often

[thorny perch]

u dont

[craggy verge]

ur just bad smh

i already figured it out

its alt + f4

[thorny perch]

i have 287 photos of owls on my phone

[wary pewter]

Low sens, bong rip, 3 beers, eye of god

[thorny perch]

Its so awesome!

[craggy verge]

i knew that

[wary pewter]

Like!

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1317276232861351987/VersionTest54_2024-12-13_23-44-35_-_Trim.mp4?ex=67d21c97&is=67d0cb17&hm=31aafebbe1cdd9cbdd9d6327b197db304f6474485dc4ce0834a98ee33cb150fa&

[wary pewter]

Game name?

[tender quest]

full sword

[wary pewter]

Looks cool, will be pirating it

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-pov-you're-in-gotham-pov-gotham-beat-up-gif-7916134053645693536

[thorny perch]

https://tenor.com/view/sunflower-flower-nature-gif-5630147669686935469

[somber geyser]

any one wanna join vc?

[wind charm]

NOW TALK

[craggy verge]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fight-beat-up-beating-punching-gif-13866624219462802987

[weary hinge]

Guys what’s ur favourite weapon

I love the gauntlets, just smacking someone in the face with metal is very satisfying in this game

[naive holly]

Basic bitch with da longsword.

But other than that probably hoe or stool

[somber geyser]

W

[thorny perch]

The exanimite grappler

[wind charm]

I like touch willie

[thorny perch]

Toucher

[minor jacinth]

I've had a revelation
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349239470838382714

[cinder stone]

birb!

[thorny perch]

birb

[cinder stone]

for the longest time I thought kiwi birbs were extinct

[sonic quiver]

where do i see images that i take

[hollow gale]

The ai just walks into your spear if you hold it out

[craggy verge]

accidentally cut his chest in half

torso

[proven pewter]

Please do not peal your Willie

[tall dagger]

gonna crack my willie like a glowstick

[proven pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-turning-around-afraid-cat-gif-916231884498536318

[torpid mortar]

the step in

bro how am i hurting myself hitting him.

wtf is this.

BRO HOW AM I THE ONE TAKING DMG

HE HASNT HIT ME ONCE

this is the fucking

man of steel or some bullshit bro

[craggy verge]

hole in his head

[craggy verge]

well, in real life, if you punch someone in the wrong way you can break your hand

and peasants werent really known for being trained in combat

[torpid mortar]

i have hit 4 punches directly to his skull

[craggy verge]

go for the chin or cheek

[torpid mortar]

and 3 to his neck

[craggy verge]

instead of the cranium

[torpid mortar]

and i lost because i ran into him and he accidently headbut me