halfsword-chat-⚔

[wind charm]

Peak

[dark cipher]

who else uses the spiky stick like a bo staff and goes all ninja type shit with it

[craggy cedar]

enemy throats also have a bit of resistance to getting sliced i think

that doesnt help

[torpid mortar]

telekenisis

[torpid mortar]

why does your recording software have fullbright

[wind charm]

because that's how sunlight works

[torpid mortar]

sunlight doesnt blind you if youre not looking at it

[wind charm]

ok kek

[torpid mortar]

needs some ibuprofen

[naive holly]

Not tbe front half of the face 😭😭

[torpid mortar]

try and guess what happened here

he lived but i pulled the virtual insanity on him

i love (almost) parrying big ass blades with the tiny dagger

[mortal vector]

is the weapon customization update coming to playtest?

[onyx pasture]

iirc nothing else is coming to playtest- all new content will be for when early access comes out (i think?)

[mortal vector]

lets hope its not too far from release

[little saffron]

Yeah I've never had so much fun in a demo before

[gray dew]

When will there be an update in playtest?

[lethal crag]

they’ll announce any update when it releases in the #updates tab, but for now- we know as much as you do.

[dense token]

h

how do i uplode picks?

[crude flower]

Playtest won't be updated anymore

[crude flower]

You gotta level up by talking in here

EXP gets earned every minute you send somethin

[languid nest]

Remembering all the bags I fumbled

Half Sword ain’t easy

[golden flare]

when ranked or something

out of 10 games i win 9

i need something harder

[rotund willow]

i like tier 5, because if you get the rare hammer with the spike in the front you can disable npc's arms and make them flail around trying to kill you

wish they'd remove the animation that plays if you lose a limb or npc loses a limb. I'd like it so that the npc keeps fighting like in the demo

was so cool to see them try their best like robots even after having fatal wounds try and get you

[light stirrup]

@unique bough hello, I am a Russian village guy, I really like playing this game, I can not read English, so I write here, can you please give a beta test

[tough yew]

Hey, Its best to not ping devs, but You can gain access to the playtest by going in the main page, scrolling down and requesting access which you immediately gain access to. If you need any further help please dm me.

[thorny vigil]

I got absolutely bodied in my newest video lmao, I forgot to turn health settings back up and played as if I wasn't a wet tissue paper

[molten galleon]

Tuff

[broken jolt]

Caseoh playing this game got me to play it, best thing I’ve done

[thorny vigil]

From my play session a few minutes ago, thought yall would enjoy

[flint crescent]

how to take off a helmet?

my camera slows down when i kick so i cant do that roundhouse trick

any way to fix this?

[thorny vigil]

start turning your camera before you kick

[flint crescent]

thanks

[thorny vigil]

Yeah no problem

[torpid mortar]

gih

[lavish estuary]

love that thanks to the precise hitbox on the spiked bats you're able to catch and control your opponent's weapons v well

[oblique flint]

They don't

[hollow fulcrum]

when will more updates come out

[soft osprey]

Next release is early access in Q4 of this year

[hollow fulcrum]

nice

[midnight mortar]

Guys is it possible in playtest to switch the hitting end of a (for example) poleaxe? (From sharp to blunt)

[soft osprey]

No not currently

[timid imp]

easter i did a thing

[dawn bear]

I found a bug in the game

its in #game-footage-🎮🎥

[sonic mulch]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jQZOLbhahS_9HxaX0?invite=cr-MSxCY0csMTU0NjA2MjYw

[mortal vector]

my playtest started giving me lowvelelfatal errors again

and its freezing my device everytime it happens so i gotta restart it whole

[hollow gale]

Right click

Then stab with double left click

And there you go

[midnight mortar]

Interesting, but still cannot use it normally

[golden flare]

#game-footage-🎮🎥

wrong channel bud

remove his mod

[tender quest]

can post where i want

check #food-🍣 channel

[little verge]

lol This Hafl Sword chat anything related to HS can be posted here.

[tender quest]

💃

[soft osprey]

That’s not halfsword

[tender quest]

you're not halfsword

[soft osprey]

🙁

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/viva-la-dirt-league-vldl-souls-logic-dark-souls-git-gud-gif-19856700

[golden flare]

nah im doing disstrack on u

just wait bro

[soft osprey]

Deserves it

[tender quest]

dang i havent had a song made about since i played wow back in cataclysm days

disstrack is just modern poetry

[minor jacinth]

Anyone else notice that NPCs will permanently grab you? I eventually saw an NPC grab another NPC and he didn’t let go even after the grabbed one die, so he was lugging around a corpse while trying to fight me

[craggy cedar]

it seems like it sometimes then ig

[tired stream]

Sentimental value

[little verge]

If you hit them hard enough they will let go.

[oblique flint]

You are likely trying to slice their neck when they're wearing a mail collar/standard.

[craggy cedar]

they had no protectors, i think it mightve been because i was trying to do it in half sword

it is good for stabbing their necks tho

[minor jacinth]

Hard to do that when they’re holding your arm and body steady

[tired stream]

The unbridled power of a kick:

[little verge]

It is hard but not impossible. Grabbing has been balanced internally, Willie is to handsy in the public build.

[minor jacinth]

I feel that. I think it’s because some of the bigger swords aren’t as razor sharp as the others, so slower slices don’t really cut

[minor jacinth]

Are kicks actually any good? Imo they’re only somewhat useful, with the cost being stamina and the tradeoff being sapping even more stamina from your enemy if it lands. I’ve had mixed results in tripping people with it (I often get knocked over due to stamina loss when I try), and it’s alright for kicking someone in the head to keep em down

I have seen the naked tai kwon do kick of death

[lapis marsh]

kicks are good to destablise your opponent and thats about it

unless you're really good with spin kicks

[minor jacinth]

How do you take down big armored guys? Swords are the way to go, but if they’re completely plated up it just seems like you need to exploit the surrender mechanic

tmw an NPC and I headlock each other with our swords and then the NPC gives up because it’s too scary

[lapis marsh]

bash them in the head until they pass out, hit their weakspots or wrestle them to the ground and keep em there

[craggy cedar]

half sword and try to stab them in the side/neck/back OR use half sword to saw their head off

[lapis marsh]

the humble poleaxe can do all three very well

[minor jacinth]

Bashing takes too long imo, and they tend to regenerate fast enough to where I can’t land 3-4 hits in quick succession to take em out

I love stabbing weak points (like exposed backs) though

[novel hinge]

did the game change or something? swinging feels weird as of like yesterday

[lapis marsh]

ive taken fully armoured willies in one or two shots with a good poleaxe

[craggy cedar]

hit them harder with harder parts

[lapis marsh]

swords are kinda suboptimal for fully armored willies

[craggy cedar]

ill say swords arent great at blunt damange compared to other options

axes however

very nice

[minor jacinth]

A little surprising with the bigger swords considering they’re essentially metal baseball bats

[lapis marsh]

game doesnt let you choose normal axes in top tier🥲

[minor jacinth]

The thinner ones, I can get if it doesn’t go through armor

[lapis marsh]

they do still have good blunt force, but not as good as something like a pole axe which is designed to exert blunt force

[minor jacinth]

But the big two hander should do more blunt damage imo on armor impact

[minor jacinth]

Well yeah but pole weapons suck to use

[craggy cedar]

yeah its stupid, but a T7 player can easily beat any T8 knight anyway

[lapis marsh]

get good then

[minor jacinth]

I like carving mfs up with swords

When you 1 slice a knight across the neck 👌

[lapis marsh]

poleaxe is unironically the best weapon against top tier armor

[minor jacinth]

idk how the shit works but are axes unintentionally broken?

Same with some NPC interactions I’ve had

[lapis marsh]

wdym broken

[minor jacinth]

Some weapons if smacked hard enough seem to phase through plates and eviscerate the flesh beneath

[lapis marsh]

yeah that happens

[minor jacinth]

I’ve gotten completely one-shot as a mostly-all armored knight before

many times

[lapis marsh]

just dont let the opponent hit you

[minor jacinth]

With how good axes seem to be with going through armor, I wonder if it’s unintentionally op via this issue

[lapis marsh]

i dont have that very often

[sacred sonnet]

Mace works nice against full armor

[minor jacinth]

Axes just smash hard

[lapis marsh]

they are very good at exploiting weakspots, particularly at the top of the shoulder which is basically never armoured until toppest tier

[minor jacinth]

I wonder if they’ll add more armor deformation

There’s an effect added but it isn’t very noticeable

[sacred sonnet]

It'd be nice to be able to cut off the leather straps for armor to break off pieces and open up finisher chances

[lapis marsh]

Fire idea

[minor jacinth]

Ooh, neat idea

Suggest that

[sacred sonnet]

Full armor carnage takes a while lol

[lapis marsh]

Poleaxe will be even better than before

[sacred sonnet]

I will!

[minor jacinth]

Fr, I find myself skipping it sometimes to get teams or peasants because it takes so long otherwise

Personally, I want to see more campaign missions

Like some of the sets from the older demos

Except more linear

I’ve suggested it already but I think a castle wall fight would be cool

Throw enemies off the wall, etc

[sacred sonnet]

That'd be great

Nice sparta kick after a 2 piece

[minor jacinth]

To that same effect I’ve wondered if there should be bows in this game

As a gimmick weapon for fodder NPCs

Can’t ignore them too much lest they get lucky and stab you in an unarmored spot

But weak enough to where you can just walk up to em and fuck em up

[little verge]

Ranged weapons are planned.

[sacred sonnet]

That'll be fun

I'd like to be able to chuck a spear through an opponent 🤣

[minor jacinth]

nice lol, please add an ar15/m1911 for shits and giggles

[lapis marsh]

were crossbows invented in the 15th century

[little verge]

They will be period accurate.

[minor jacinth]

Aww

[little verge]

Yes. Early firearms were around as well.

[lapis marsh]

Oh hell yeah

I possess mine glock in the horse

[tired stream]

Crossbows were preferred because of the inaccuracy of the early guns.....

[minor jacinth]

crossbows were probably faster too

[lapis marsh]

Drive by shooting but it’s the 15th century

[tired stream]

And didn't have an immense amount of recoil.. and the smell of gunpowder probably wasn't the best.....

[minor jacinth]

I got a Glock in my ‘rriage
23 bolts no 38

[lapis marsh]

Someone’s gonna mod in just a fucking glock when this happens

I know it

[minor jacinth]

fr

[lapis marsh]

“Parry this you fucking casual”

[sacred sonnet]

Lightsabers too, even CJ

[minor jacinth]

as a vanilla purist (except maybe if steam workshop support is added), I’d like to keep things base game as much as possible tho

[lapis marsh]

CJ is eternal

[sacred sonnet]

Lol i prefer medieval weapon fighting

[minor jacinth]

Just for fun, as a secret unlockable

[sacred sonnet]

Need a nice two handed Mace

[lapis marsh]

Ok bro you do you imma enjoy CJ fighting Jesus Christ with lightsabers lmao

[sacred sonnet]

I settle for the warhammer

[minor jacinth]

Of course but after a while the clashing of swords and armor gets repetitive

[sacred sonnet]

Thats when I say screw it and use the buckler to beat the taste out of everyone

[lapis marsh]

The humble poleaxe

[craggy cedar]

I pray for for workshop support

I don’t like nexus

[sacred sonnet]

I haven't tried it yet but def will

[lapis marsh]

It’s so good against top tier armor

[sacred sonnet]

Word I'll def try it

I'm big on longswords and Mace so that's what I've been using primarily

It'd be sick to get a flail tbh

[lapis marsh]

You gotta get good with handswapping tho

[sacred sonnet]

Screw up the swing and accidentally bash your own face in

[craggy cedar]

The pole axe is good not because it’s a poleaxe but because the guy attached to it has a shield on his shoulder making it harder to get stabbed in the neck

[sacred sonnet]

I use it frequently I've just been practicing getting more precise

[lapis marsh]

Bevor

The shield is just dead weight

[gusty salmon]

Hey everyone!

Does anybody know of a way to change the game's key binds?

Anything in the game files maybe?

I've got a disability so at the moment I more or less need to take my fights standing still 😂

[lapis marsh]

Using shields with plate armor is a little redundant

[little verge]

Other then using steam input options no there is not.

[gusty salmon]

Gotcha! Haven't looked into steam inputs yet, so I'll give that a shot!
Thanks!

[little verge]

It is under the controller settings. Have not used it myself So I do not know if works with MKB or just gamepads.

[gusty salmon]

Oo alright! Yup hoping it works out 🤞

[craggy cedar]

loud incorrect buzzer noise

[craggy cedar]

It’s the small shield on the shoulder, not one you actually hold

[chilly wing]

We got a decent res set of the tier Icons around? love the style want to archive a couple of em for reaction image use lmao (i did scour pins a lil)

[hearty gull]

halfsowrd is requesting ackses is it a new update

[craggy cedar]

I wonder what T9 will look like

[chilly wing]

Kicks become less of a gimmick when you learn the glory of mouse flicking up with your kicks, you can easily knock someone over out the gate just with one lol

[lapis marsh]

Still redundant

Bevors protect your neck way better than that shield

[chilly wing]

spawn in
RMB, X, R
Drop the shitty cuckshield and become ascended

[lapis marsh]

I don’t think I’ve ever actually used that shield unironically

[chilly wing]

it cucks your upper movement more than it helps

[lapis marsh]

You’re already covered in plate armor, you don’t need another piece of wood

[chilly wing]

^real

[lapis marsh]

If I wanted to protect my neck, I’d wear a fucking bevor

Gets the job done without impairing movement or looking weird

i could see the point on a less armoured Willie but it only shows up on the tier you don’t need it on

[chilly wing]

cause chaos, give the spikystick willy the cucksheild

for nothing more than making him 1% more of a menace

[lapis marsh]

Giving spikeystick willie a shield on his right shoulder would actually be useful because now he’s not so open to attacks that way

[chilly wing]

most of my injuries from spikystick comes from self inflicted "i swung onto a spike"

[lapis marsh]

The poleaxe is the supreme weapon, the cuckshield is not important

[chilly wing]

i honestly fuck with the 2handed mace

one of the "feelgood" impacts

[lapis marsh]

Hell, I’m not even sure why they use the bigger shields on top tier

They’re redundant as well

[chilly wing]

ah yes, the ai trying to endlessly pavise bash me on the ground and instead he caresses my chin with it

[lapis marsh]

I see a lot of ais just ditch the shield round start and honestly I can’t blame em lmfao

[craggy cedar]

It makes you harder to kill with literally no drawbacks?

Why say no to more protection

Especially since you can still use two handed weapons with it

[timid imp]

🔥

[tranquil ginkgo]

I just destroit Willie

[vale wolf]

is the steam playtest version of the game the one that recieves updates that are listed in the #updates channel? it says in there the spear was made less wobbly, but it still seems very wobbly to me

[thorny perch]

no updates

next update is ea

Playtest no longer getting updates

[vale wolf]

gotcha, thank you. So the updates channel is for things getting added in ea?

[thorny perch]

ya

[vale wolf]

cool, thx 👍

[torpid mortar]

clash

[torpid mortar]

exfuckingscuse me]

[thorny perch]

exanima

[torpid mortar]

what damage settings does one need to achieve that damage

[tranquil ginkgo]

no mod, i just stabbed willie and the sword was stuck in him; then i punched him

[vale wolf]

yo, you seem to have the graphics turned up and your game is running really smoothly, did you do anything to make performance better?

[tranquil ginkgo]

i have a 4060 ti, ryzen 7 7800 and 64 ram hahahh, so no. Optimization is in the works

[vale wolf]

gotcha 👍

[torpid mortar]

flourish

the bigger it is, the more you swing left and right

if its small

do whatever

that shit can be flailed and youll win

[torpid mortar]

dropkick

https://tenor.com/view/gamba-xqc-gambling-addict-777-gif-25803752

hit him with a heavy attack

[lapis marsh]

melodramatic aah willie

[latent warren]

How i can download photo from album in game?

[lapis marsh]

theres a screenshot folder in your game files

[latent warren]

Where is it?🥹

[lapis marsh]

cant remember lol

when you take a screenshot theres a little popup on the bottom right

click on the link and it'll take you there

make sure its not the thumbnails folder tho, those are much lower quality than the actual photos

[latent warren]

No, i mean photo from album, thet screenshot i see him in steam

[lapis marsh]

thats what i was refering to

when you take a photo in the game theres a popup that'll take you to the location

[latent warren]

ok

thank

🫡

[lapis marsh]

np

[torpid mortar]

ez

ez

git gud

[lapis marsh]

tis but a scratch

[rapid quest]

gmod willie playermodel pls

[torpid mortar]

a lil winded but we won

fighting spirit

[lapis marsh]

among us

[torpid mortar]

the ultimate art of teabagging

[acoustic storm]

guys i have a problem

i accidentaly set wrong resolution and now i cant change it back

[brazen cloak]

adam smasher

[acoustic storm]

is there was to reset your options like outside of game?

[brazen cloak]

uhh

[acoustic storm]

uninstalling and instaling again didnt help

[brazen cloak]

wdym you cant change it back i think you should be able to

[acoustic storm]

its like i cant click them everything is out of place idk how to explain

[lapis marsh]

screenshot?

oh wait no perms

[brazen cloak]

i see

uhh

you cant do it outside of the game so i would try changing your monitor resolution so the game fits

[acoustic storm]

any idea how to do this?

sorry im rllyy bad at pc stuff

[brazen cloak]

just like in your settings

then search like resolution and you should see other resolution options

[acoustic storm]

okay

[brazen cloak]

that help?

[acoustic storm]

i dont see resolution game is in in settings

[brazen cloak]

mm

[worn heron]

Did you swap to dx12 and now the game is stuck crashing?

[acoustic storm]

game says resolution is 3840x1080

[worn heron]

Yeah you should be able to change those, and set it to the size of your monitor

[acoustic storm]

i do have directX set to RHI_DX12

i cant change it now bc of that resolution issue

[worn heron]

Try setting it back to dx11 in game if it'll let you

[acoustic storm]

i cant bc of that issue

[worn heron]

if it doesn't, I have a way to manually launch it in dx11 which should help

[worn heron]

Gotcha, one sec

[acoustic storm]

game is like streched side to side

when alt tabbing square with game has like 1.5 lenght of others

[worn heron]

Go to your steam library and right click on the HalfSword playtest,

Go to Properties < General

You'll see a text box that says "launch options", in there, type "-dx11" and then close it and start the game up

should set it back to Dx11 manually

[acoustic storm]

okay trying that

its still streched

[worn heron]

And you can't change your resolution settings

??

[acoustic storm]

if i did right thing ofc😭

-dx11

[worn heron]

send me a screenshot of your game settings if you don't mind

[acoustic storm]

oh sure

wait sec

[worn heron]

[acoustic storm]

send it in dm?

[worn heron]

Yeh

[acoustic storm]

it says i cant which is weird

can u try dm me 1st?

[worn heron]

Sure

[acoustic storm]

thanks

[worn heron]

might be due to your discord settings

[acoustic storm]

i have no idea

[somber geyser]

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[craggy verge]

just got my first one-hit KO with the polehamer

[somber geyser]

w

[craggy verge]

I'VE STABBED HIM LIKE 20 TIMES WITH THE POINTY TIP OF MY POLEHAMMER WHY WONT HE GIVE UP

[lapis marsh]

TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS

[craggy verge]

https://tenor.com/view/slam-table-28stab-wounds-connor-dbh-detroit-become-human-gif-17801169

[bright belfry]

The Indomitable Willy Spirit

[craggy verge]

this is the first thought i had when i stabbed him in the cheek and he still got back up

[weary prawn]

how can i get to speak in calls

[lapis marsh]

i think you need to level up

[weary prawn]

how do i do that by chance?

[lapis marsh]

chat here

until you do

[weary prawn]

ohr

[weary prawn]

damn

[rigid flower]

how tf am I supposed to get out of this stupid black dimension where everything is just oneshoting me

[weary prawn]

u can mod halfsword right ?

[sleek gull]

Yup

[soft osprey]

You’re playing the demo

[weary prawn]

cos i was gna start modding it

[soft osprey]

Get the playtest

[lean niche]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[weary prawn]

do u use nexus ?

[soft osprey]

There’s a couple mods

[sleek gull]

yes

[soft osprey]

#modders-guild-hall pins and nexus

[weary prawn]

alr

cheers

[rigid flower]

oh, I saw someone play on demo and they had normal game

[little verge]

There are two builds on steam. The Demo which is the abyss and the Playtest which features the arena.

[weary prawn]

cold

[smoky turtle]

how can i big stool or big knaif

when i spawn the big stool, it spawns big obv, but when i pick it up it goes to the original size

[craggy cedar]

It does that sometimes

[smoky turtle]

for me most of the time

[timid imp]

jesus militus

you fucked that man's spine

[tired stream]

are they supposed to crawl

[wind shoal]

got a couple hours on this

game is great lots of fun

[final horizon]

how do i change the gamemode in the demo

[craggy cedar]

Get the playtest

[final horizon]

ah

[craggy cedar]

It took me like a day too lol

[final horizon]

thanks man

[craggy cedar]

Always fun when they aren’t quiet unconscious yet and you gotta give their head one more slap

[tender quest]

oops

[timid imp]

finally willie gets revenge

[weary hinge]

What ur favourite class to fight with

Like level of armor

[craggy cedar]

T7 cuz it gets an axe

[whole parrot]

@frail kestrel

come out of the shadows cuzzz

it's not the most clip material

but!!!!

best round i ever had on the top tier

[coarse depot]

My favorite thing to do is go in half sword and try to stab Willie's armpit

[frail kestrel]

ok ok i see you homie

[craggy cedar]

It’s the best way to kill armored ones for the most part

That or going for the neck

[frail kestrel]

i like the 360 swing

[craggy cedar]

With the death razor

[coarse depot]

Mace go brr

[craggy cedar]

I’ve died to a mace like once

[coarse depot]

Yes but it's so satisfying

Bonk

[craggy cedar]

I find them underwhelming

Axes can bonk and chop anyway

[silver zinc]

Anybody else crashing often after yoy get passed the second boss fight in the demo?

[soft osprey]

It just randomly crashes usually lol
It’s very outdated

[silver zinc]

thats what i figured i didnt know if it was my computer because like i get i have to play on medium graphics but i can still slice people in half without a probelm

i just want to be able to use my funny scythe bro

[somber geyser]

YIPPIEEE IM LEVEL 1

[thick pagoda]

help i cant play anymore for some reason im stuck on the displayed violence screen and it wont let me click any of the 3 options ive re-installed the game but it wont do anything

[soft osprey]

One second

[whole parrot]

@frail kestrel

[soft osprey]

Bug: Stuck on gore selection menu. When booting up the game nothing happens when making a gore selection.

Solution: Clean reinstall

Delete all files relating to the half sword playtest existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Navigate to and delete the Half Sword Playtest folder located in the following directory.
C:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common
Navigate to and delete the Saved folder located in the following directory.
C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5
Navigate to and delete the folder VersionTest54 located in the following directory.
C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\VersionTest54

Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.

be sure to get ALL files listed above before reinstalling, and it should work. Let me know your results please!

The attached video shows you how to enable hidden files, and get to the appdata paths. I assume you know how to get to your steam folder for the last files, or can follow the guide posted

[thick pagoda]

thank you

[thick pagoda]

it worked thanks

[somber geyser]

damnet

nice

my bad

i was talking to my friend on insta

yeah

2 of them

lets gooooooooo

reminds me a little of skyrim

w

w game

brb gotta take dog out

back

yo

yep im here lol

yo

yep

its a cool game tbh

hmm cool

[little verge]

Please Use VC chat.

[somber geyser]

kk sorry

[glass elk]

help pls

i go to the game but i have fatal error

how and why ??? pls

[fast bramble]

The scythe is likely the reason you're crashing

It bugs out hard once you get a certain distance from the boss that used it, either sends you flying or crashes the game

[twilit escarp]

whoever said stabs were hard

[craggy cedar]

I find stabbing easier to do when half swording

[warped apex]

WILLY FLIP WILLY FLIP

[twilit escarp]

perfect example of how to deal with shield users, knock shield aside with pommel, then go into a halfsword stab aiming for the groin/gut/thigh

[somber geyser]

w

[spring aurora]

i find stabs a bit more accurate if you just hold the sword in the lowest neutral position and raise the mouse

[lapis marsh]

stabs in general can be a little clunky

[somber geyser]

[twilit escarp]

idk, i have so much success with them that I find them kinda boring to use now, mainly due to the fact they pretty much instantly end any fight in which they land, apart from spear stabs, they end anyone they hit period.

[lapis marsh]

i mean id imagine getting impaled with a big metal bar would fucking hurt

[twilit escarp]

yeah, but it's not the metal bar that kills you, it's the centrifugal force.

[light wyvern]

I love half sword

It's so fun

[glass elk]

hello I would like to have some help please so I wanted to play half sword but I can't do it it says fatal error so I watched the tutorial that I followed to the letter but it still doesn't work

everything is up to date on my pc and I still have the error thank you for your help

[lapis marsh]

no im pretty sure the metal bar is what kills you

do you even know what centrifugal force is

[twilit escarp]

idk what version you're playing, but every time I get hit with a spear, my guy does 3 flips sideways and dies from the blunt force trauma

[twilit escarp]

and yes, I do know what centrifugal force is, thank you very much, Mr. Literal.

[lapis marsh]

thats happened to me like twice

physics bugs i guess

[upbeat dome]

any idea what the 2gb update was today?

[twilit escarp]

I didn't have one

people keep posting things like that in here

[upbeat dome]

i must just be behind ig

[spring aurora]

are you on the demo or the playtest, the physics update stopped goofy shit like that from happening frequently

[twilit escarp]

And It confuses the hell out of me, because if there was one, I didn't have it, and haven't noticed any differences, unless they're minor physics tweaks to weapons I don't really use

[twilit escarp]

Playtest, it happened to me less in the demo, but spears were more op in the demo

[upbeat dome]

aannd now it wont let me start the game this is amazing

[twilit escarp]

the thing that still gets me killed is crouching and trying to unsheathe a weapon and flying into a wall at mach 8

[lapis marsh]

dont try to unsheathe a weapon while you're crouching then

[twilit escarp]

No, It's funny. I'm starting to believe you don't have any fun at all and are just here to murder people.

[lapis marsh]

well you didnt say whether you liked it or not

it's hard to tell tone on the internet

[upbeat dome]

grrr swinging my sword around like a drunkard isnt a viable strategy 😡

[twilit escarp]

that guy smelled blood in the water and wanted to capitalise

[lapis marsh]

its also not very fun imo

[twilit escarp]

it's weird how many of the longswords aren't even estocs, it makes me angry. I want more thrusty stabby

also slim swords just look so much sleeker than those clunky broad blades with a taper only at the very tip

also sabers when?

[craggy cedar]

Better than not being able to unsheate because your arm on that side is broken

[lapis marsh]

you can unsheathe with the other arm

[craggy cedar]

I assume you’re supposed to be able to but I’ve never actually been able to do it

Nothing works

[twilit escarp]

better than having to kick people to death because both your hands are broken

[craggy cedar]

I cast headbut

[lapis marsh]

open inventory and then click using the button for the arm that isnt broken

[craggy cedar]

I said I trained everything

It didn’t work

Idk why

It probably would if I reinstalled or something

[twilit escarp]

people without bevors running in for a kiss and pulverising their entire set of front teeth with never not be funny to me.

[lapis marsh]

maybe you didnt use the right button

[lusty vine]

by default, pressing R to unsheathe uses your right arm

[lapis marsh]

if your right arm is broken you right click, if your left arm is broken use the normal

[twilit escarp]

if you right click you use your left

[lusty vine]

hold Q to unsheathe with your left arm (weapons being unsheated depends on what weapons you have)

[twilit escarp]

I just blew your mind didn't I?

[lusty vine]

no?

[twilit escarp]

damnit, I'll try harder next time

[lapis marsh]

i would love the option to rebind keys at some point

[twilit escarp]

I want sabers first

[lapis marsh]

that way i can rebind swap and thrust to the two buttons on my mouse

more o p t i m a l

[twilit escarp]

I want to backswing so hard my arm and my saber comes back around my head and pokes my opponent's eye out

[crude flower]

Stab on mouse would be pretty epic

[lapis marsh]

we got falchions

those are close enough

[crude flower]

Definitely not

[twilit escarp]

no they aren't

[crude flower]

Sabers are not choppers

[lapis marsh]

yeah youre right lol

[twilit escarp]

I want a 15th century polish sabre

[lapis marsh]

we need bollocks daggers

[twilit escarp]

or a very anachronistic 17/18th century sabre with a basket hilt

[crude flower]

Erm

[lapis marsh]

they said they were gonna keep it period accurate

[crude flower]

Well we're stuck in the 1400's

[lapis marsh]

so no renessance stuff

[twilit escarp]

alright, well technically, sabres are still on the table

[crude flower]

Sure

[lapis marsh]

we do get very very primitive guns too since those were around in the 1400's

[twilit escarp]

just not the really fuckin sweet ornate ones

[lapis marsh]

they said they'll add ranged weapons at some point, so bows crossbows and extremely early guns

[crude flower]

Some ornate stuff would be nice for T9

[twilit escarp]

two centuries too early for this sweet piece of metal 😭

[lapis marsh]

customisation gonna go hard for the ornate stuff

[crude flower]

Facts

[lapis marsh]

katanas are pretty close

[twilit escarp]

No.

no katanas

[crude flower]

Also true

[lapis marsh]

they said theyd add katanas i believe

[crude flower]

Historically accurate to the town of willieville

[lapis marsh]

katanas are literally sabers from japan

[twilit escarp]

it would make me irrationally angry if they added katanas before sabres

[crude flower]

I wouldn't say that

[lapis marsh]

googling it

[crude flower]

They aren't curvy enough for saber

[twilit escarp]

they also don't have a sabre's handguard

[crude flower]

Gross

[twilit escarp]

it barely counts

[crude flower]

Two handed sabre is a crazy thing to say

[twilit escarp]

Kriegsmesser

???

[crude flower]

Boring

Jk

[twilit escarp]

they kinda are

[crude flower]

Wonder why katanas are listed as sabers

[twilit escarp]

but a Maciejowski messer would be fucking awesome in this

[crude flower]

But this is true messers exist

[lapis marsh]

because they have curved blades

thats legit the definition of a saber

[crude flower]

Not that curvy

[lapis marsh]

katanas arent that curvy

[crude flower]

Not curvy enough and that's it

[twilit escarp]

to be fair, they're slightly curved and weigh roughly the same as an 18th century light cavalry sabre

[crude flower]

Pretty much

[twilit escarp]

and are single edged

[crude flower]

I would definitely like to see more shorter thick two hand blades

[lapis marsh]

they are literally sabres

[twilit escarp]

but if they add katanas and japanese kit but want to stay "period accurate", i'd be really mad.

[crude flower]

You're literally GOOFY

[lapis marsh]

katanas literally are period accurate

[crude flower]

only to japan

[lapis marsh]

they were around in the 15th century

[twilit escarp]

NOT IN EUROPE

[crude flower]

Silly goofy guy

[lapis marsh]

argue with the devs not me

[crude flower]

Historically AND location accurate

[twilit escarp]

Portugal didn't even discover japan until the mid 16th century

[crude flower]

This is true japan was isolated for a long long time

[twilit escarp]

there would be no way in hell a katana could wind up in germany in the 15th century

and see actual use rather than being a collectors item at that

[crude flower]

If they were to add katanas they'd have to add so much more AND clothing/map choices for it to be even logical i'd say

Which wouldn't probably happen

[twilit escarp]

and new fighting stances, you can't really half sword a katana

[crude flower]

Not well for sure

[lapis marsh]

i feel like i heard the devs say something about adding katanas

[craggy cedar]

They add katanas but have them deform when you hit the plate armor hard enough

[crude flower]

Real

[lapis marsh]

cant really half sword a saber either

[lapis marsh]

that might be accurate

[twilit escarp]

yeah, but you wouldn't use a saber two handed

[crude flower]

They weren't meant to be just like a katana

[twilit escarp]

unless it was a messer, at which point you wouldn't halfsword that either

[crude flower]

Katanas aren't very pointy so it's kinda pointless unless a really big area is exposed

[lapis marsh]

considering katanas were developed specifically to fight japanese armor, which had zero plate armor

[craggy cedar]

The metal used to make them was pretty bad especially compared to late stage medieval armor

[crude flower]

Meteor

[twilit escarp]

their problem was that they were brittle, rather than that they got blunt whenever you swung one

[crude flower]

It's actually very goated for them to use meteoroid ores if they actually knew what it was they found

[lapis marsh]

katanas were designed for fighting other katanas, not plate armor

[crude flower]

But yeah it wasn't great

[twilit escarp]

if you tried to stab someone in the breastplate with a katana that wasn't forged by a master smith it has a decent probability of being seriously deformed, if not being shattered outright

[crude flower]

It'd be rough

[twilit escarp]

it's a flexible sword designed for cutting strikes, and forged from layers of metal rather than a singular solid piece

[lapis marsh]

also katanas werent even the main method of combat in japan

[crude flower]

This is true they used archery a lot more

[twilit escarp]

that's where it differs from something like a heavy cavalry sword I guess

[lapis marsh]

and spears

[craggy cedar]

It would probably just slide to the side, but if it was being swung rather than thrust i could see it happening

[crude flower]

Spear katana

[lapis marsh]

thats called a rapier lol

[twilit escarp]

Samurai were all horse archers until the portugese gave them guns

[twilit escarp]

A naginata

not a rapier

[crude flower]

Well if it was actually able to even dent the plate slightly it'd instantly break from just strain

[crude flower]

What?

[lapis marsh]

also true

[crude flower]

Lmfao

Naginatas are just a scaled up version

I mean a spear handle with katana head

[lapis marsh]

its funny how europeans have glorified the katana while the japanese have glorified our medieval weapons

[crude flower]

It's because it excelled in it's field

Anywhere else it'd be a disaster

It'd be like going up against iron weapons with bronze

[lapis marsh]

a straight fight between a medieval knight and a samurai would end with the knight winning

[crude flower]

Unless they samurai got a lucky stab i'd imagine

But yeah any armor they have is not stopping anything

[lapis marsh]

they also had a really important code of honor and swords were basically treated as religious objects

[twilit escarp]

I mean, medieval knights are trained from pretty much the age of 12 to defeat armoured combatants on foot and horse in a melee, Samurai were horse archers first and foremost

[crude flower]

I mean they did have blades specifically for self murder

[twilit escarp]

the refined european way out of drinking poison and shitting blood until you die

[crude flower]

Lol

[lapis marsh]

its either that or a red hot stick of metal up the arse

(not joking someone was actually assasinated that way)

[twilit escarp]

someone got killed in japan not too long ago on a construction site when their coworker put an air-compressor up their arse and turned it on as a joke

[lapis marsh]

reverse fart

i still think they should add bollocks daggers

[crude flower]

I'd call that an execution more than assassination lol

[lapis marsh]

no that was an assassination

[crude flower]

The ol sneaky 1000 degree knife up the ass

[lapis marsh]

dude was not expecting a hot pole up the ass, especially not on the shitter

[crude flower]

Rough

[twilit escarp]

"just pretend you don't see me whilst I heat this up"

[crude flower]

Guy had a fire under the outhouse heating it up

[lapis marsh]

fucking tom and jerry aah death

[twilit escarp]

if I had to choose between being remembered as the guy who died from a literal hot rod up my arse or the brass bull I'd still choose the first one

that method of execution is genuinely disturbing to the core.

[lapis marsh]

the old european tradition of 'finding new and exciting ways to kill someone you dont like'

[outer lintel]

I saw that Caseoh gaming guy has hopped on Half-sword. Getting attention now 🙏

[lapis marsh]

caseoh?? damn

i saw smi77y do a video on half sword a while ago

[rough adder]

He literally just uploaded one today ahah

[lapis marsh]

he did???

[rough adder]

6 hours ago yeah

[lapis marsh]

this is gonna be another helldivers 2 situation where the whole thing blows up out of nowhere

[rough adder]

That would be awesome

[lapis marsh]

hell yeah

it's like blade and sorcery but its more accessible because its not vr

[fallen zealot]

WHO WANTS SOME MORE?!

[somber geyser]

ME

BRING IT ON

[fallen zealot]

i will hit you with the jon jones oblique kick

[somber geyser]

NOT IF I DO THIS

[fallen zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-up-jon-bones-jones-ufc-ufc247jones-vs-reyes-sports-gif-16301943

[rough adder]

Real

[somber geyser]

IM READY

[fallen zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ak-guns-47-gif-9160095

[worn heron]

Case is a huge fan of halfsword, he's actually on the speedrunning board believe it or not

[lapis marsh]

wow

[fallen zealot]

he is indeed tho

[somber geyser]

TRY ME

[rough adder]

I love caseoh, hope he stays a solid guy

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-pink-pepto-bismol-gif-10698661901297235458

sorry, he's gaseous

[fallen zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-confused-what-gif-12938550

[rough adder]

Good, decent human being twitch streamers are so hard to come but now adays

[fallen zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

[rough adder]

NOOOOO

[lapis marsh]

gaseoh

[fallen zealot]

case is a nice human being

[worn heron]

first gif when I searched caseoh 😭😭

[rough adder]

Crazy😭

[fallen zealot]

what if i do boxing

[fallen zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[somber geyser]

truce

[fallen zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[somber geyser]

truce

[lapis marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-shadow-the-hedgehog-eggman-robotnik-rouge-the-bat-gif-6207809479798299080

[fallen zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cart-titan-yapping-attack-on-titan-pieck-finger-aot-gif-18023766311504008883

[fallen zealot]

aint no way this is actualy in attack of titan i never got in anime but if this is real then holy shit

[calm ivy]

When the Plancon A Picot you hyped up to your buddies ends up taking out half of the squad 😂

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jRaK3b8gRuetijA3V?invite=cr-MSx2WkUsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[somber geyser]

it is

[fallen zealot]

human looking dog creature

[fallen zealot]

IS THIS REAL AS WELL?

[somber geyser]

no

[fallen zealot]

oh

[lapis marsh]

bro thought

[fallen zealot]

anyways im gonna box willies willies off

[somber geyser]

[fallen zealot]

i imagine what a female willy will look like

not that kind of willy

like the uncle bob looking ahh guy

https://tenor.com/view/bob-arens-bob-pinapple93-gif-19340077

[oblique flint]

fat willie

[worn heron]

Attack on Titan was pretty wild. Violent. heavy political tones. Heartfelt story. I should really finish it.

[somber geyser]

⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛
⬛⬛
⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛

i made neaither portal

[worn heron]

incredible

[lapis marsh]

aether portal

[fallen zealot]

i love violent stuff but im literary the nicest person somebody has ever seen in their entire universe

i can handle watching violent stuff but when it comes to me being violent i hesiatate and just nah

[worn heron]

[lapis marsh]

bro thinks he special

[worn heron]

Watch Übel Blatt on prime video if you got it

Dark fantasy, revenge

big recommend

[somber geyser]

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛
⬛⬛
⬛⬛
⬛⬛
⬛⬛
⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

i made big neather portal

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/jackblack-peach-throwing-peaches-mario-movie-jack-black-gif-11527673040336471737

[fallen zealot]

IN SHORT WORDS irl im nice but when it comes to (watching violence i dont give a single fuck)

[worn heron]

we got that the first time yes

[fallen zealot]

i enjoy gory and violent games

[thorny perch]

You sound like a nice guy

[worn heron]

hamburger doesn't mind watching his peers get thrown into wood chippers

but

he's a nice conversationalist at the coffee table

[somber geyser]

🔥

[fallen zealot]

i remember once i had to fight a dude and cried after even tho i won💀

[somber geyser]

[worn heron]

traumatic experience

[fallen zealot]

i had like only 1 fight on the streets

[somber geyser]

[fallen zealot]

its funny cause im like this big juggernaut and then i just cry over what im supposed to do normaly💀

not fat

[craggy verge]

what are all the weakspots in t8 armor

[thorny perch]

the head

[somber geyser]

6'4 behemoth killing machine DAMN

[craggy verge]

dont forget armpits

[lapis marsh]

back of the neck, inside of the arms

[fallen zealot]

im young so not 6 foot 4

[somber geyser]

ok

[fallen zealot]

but i was 5 foot 8 at 12

[thorny perch]

halfswording is for losers.... get with the game with flashy sword movement!

[somber geyser]

9'8

[fallen zealot]

im not 12 right now

older

[craggy verge]

i dont halfsword, heh, i thrust my polehammer and land a shot with the spike

[twilit escarp]

the front and back of this is hilarious to me for some reason

[somber geyser]

willie fr

[fallen zealot]

Anyone knows when is the game gonna come or update since we have a lot of news in the wip

just curious

[somber geyser]

i hope the game will remain free

[fallen zealot]

i hope so

[delicate cypress]

i don't think so

[somber geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/shehzade-bayezid-ya-allah-ya-muhammad-ya-ali-sultan-suleiman-gif-25516920

[fallen zealot]

TALLER🔥 👍 ✅

[somber geyser]

17'10

[fallen zealot]

TALLER!!!!!!

[somber geyser]

21'11

[thorny perch]

5'2

[fallen zealot]

dawg....

[timid imp]

what is this little guy doing

hi deathhh

[somber geyser]

2651946081263716'9

[fallen zealot]

YES!

[somber geyser]

sup

[timid imp]

taller

[somber geyser]

OMG JESUS HES A GIANT

[fallen zealot]

im taller than 2 nephilims combined

[somber geyser]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[somber geyser]

6785243678439423694362347843783678436853643674367243675836743'9

IS THAT HOW TALL YOU ARE

[thorny perch]

r u 3'4

[fallen zealot]

bro what are these questions hell nah

[thorny perch]

im guessing

[somber geyser]

@somber geyser

@somber geyser

@somber geyser

@somber geyser

@somber geyser

BRO WHAT

[fallen zealot]

3 foot 5 bro😭

[somber geyser]

lmao

they should fr add intestines back like in beta 1

[fallen zealot]

true

[somber geyser]

who else has played beta 1?

[fallen zealot]

as well as kness and elbows and update the grappling even tho its a lot to ask for 😦

https://tenor.com/view/jorge-masvidal-gif-19863983

[somber geyser]

parasyte is a good anime

the anime is spelled like that

[fallen zealot]

no offence but i never got into anime

[somber geyser]

none taken

[fallen zealot]

the only thing i played that is closest to anime is yandere sim where you murder people

[somber geyser]

w

[calm ivy]

Since beta 1 and itchio

[somber geyser]

iv played it too

[somber geyser]

sameeeee

[fallen zealot]

game has good lore

[somber geyser]

same

[fallen zealot]

i played miside demo cause this game like blew up its viral

[calm ivy]

Back when it was just the itchio, I'd play for a few hours, but after a while, I'd get motion sickness lol
Even after feeling as bad as I did, I kept going back whenever I felt better

[somber geyser]

fr

[fallen zealot]

il never pay 14 dollars for this game tho

[calm ivy]

I'm grateful that they finally polished the motion, though

[calm ivy]

Lol yea

[somber geyser]

the controls where wacky back then

[fallen zealot]

if it was 1 or 2 or 3 then yeah

[calm ivy]

14 dollars would be awesome for the full game

[somber geyser]

free would be too

[calm ivy]

I feel like that's probably underpricing it lol

[fallen zealot]

i played it with russian subtitles

[somber geyser]

probily

probaily

[somber geyser]

however you spell it

[thorny perch]

no

[calm ivy]

*Probably

[somber geyser]

ty

[calm ivy]

Yw!

[somber geyser]

$99 would be an awesome price jk

[fallen zealot]

lol

[craggy verge]

this is what i mean bro, an AI grabs me and yanks me to the ground and i cant do anything

[calm ivy]

I agree; after all the work and generosity of the devs to give us this playtest, they deserve compensation

[somber geyser]

yeah it anoying

[somber geyser]

true

[fallen zealot]

its annoying but grapple back

its a fight

[craggy verge]

how

[somber geyser]

it will probably be $30

[fallen zealot]

press e and q?

[craggy verge]

are you intellectually disabled

which keybind allows me to put my arms behind my back

[somber geyser]

yes i am! lmao jk btw

[fallen zealot]

DAWG YOU ARE INTELLECTUALY DISABLED WTF ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT

[craggy verge]

shoutout to intellectually disabled people

[craggy verge]

you told me to grapple the guy BEHIND me

so im asking how do i execute that

[somber geyser]

yippie

[fallen zealot]

to like sniff your crack? (jk)

oooooh

[somber geyser]

154535251545321

[fallen zealot]

then idk try to escape somehow

[lapis marsh]

Turn around and grapple him?

[outer lintel]

what do you mean exactly? most survived rounds?

[somber geyser]

||hmm||

[craggy verge]

low-tier bait

[somber geyser]

money

[calm ivy]

There's literally no other way to grab, other than trying to "aim" and use "e" or "q" to grab with your hands.

[fallen zealot]

im in the grapplers guild btw

https://discordapp.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850

[somber geyser]

or punch them to death

[calm ivy]

That's cool

[somber geyser]

w

[craggy verge]

he had like, 75 kills with no deaths on long axe or smth

[somber geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/n-murder-drones-robot-robots-shocked-gif-6423861895666780615

[craggy verge]

he's been playing since itch.io too i think

[fallen zealot]

i just constantly do fist play and mma fight them

i wish willies would have had hair

[craggy verge]

yeah its just this guy was telling me to grapple from behind me

[outer lintel]

any info on the highest kills?

[fallen zealot]

i feel them comments coming

[lapis marsh]

I didn’t scroll up

[somber geyser]

i would love to pull their hair lol

[fallen zealot]

we are soon gonna have willy customization

[soft osprey]

do you mean him saying to grapple back? because you absolutely misunderstood if thats the case

[calm ivy]

I'd have to see, for context, but yea no need to bring people's intellect into things

[formal kelp]

hey guys

[somber geyser]

yo

[outer lintel]

highest for me was like 60-70 @craggy verge but that was tier 7 Battleaxe (easy)

[formal kelp]

can 1v1 with my friend?

[fallen zealot]

but the max height for willies will be 180 which is 5 foot 11 or 5 foot 10

[craggy verge]

lowkey this ai is smart cuz he grabbed me, pulled me to the ground and then put his voulge over my feet so i cant kick off the floor and flip around

[soft osprey]

nope

[formal kelp]

aww

[craggy verge]

theres a mod for it

but i hear its hard to use and doesnt work

[formal kelp]

ooo can you tell me which one?

[craggy verge]

split screen mod

[soft osprey]

im pretty sure the context is him saying to "grapple back" and he read it as "grapple behind" instead of fight back lol

[craggy verge]

dont blame me if it doesnt work or your game is bugged

[somber geyser]

yeah its the split screen

[formal kelp]

ohh i beleive thats for local multiplayer

[calm ivy]

I see! Loll That's an easy misunderstanding

[lapis marsh]

You can use parsec to play online

[formal kelp]

ooo

[outer lintel]

yeah it's called chivalry 2

[formal kelp]

imma look into it

[craggy verge]

when he said grapple back iu thought he mean to use it on the other guy

[somber geyser]

rahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[craggy verge]

this ai is super smart tho, yanked me to the ground and hooked his voulge over my feet so i couldnt just kick off the ground and flip over

[worn heron]

Yeah the speedrunning board is based on kills kinda, idrk how they do it entirely

[fallen zealot]

bro the ai is basicly just running and throwing wild punches at you

no defence

[lapis marsh]

Kill Willie any% speedrun

[outer lintel]

I mean i'd be impressed if anyone got to 70-80 kills on tier 3-4

[calm ivy]

I've heard/seen Willies do feints and occasionally do surprising things

[craggy verge]

your copy is corrupted

or we're playing different games

[outer lintel]

tier 8 would end up you being burnt out and/or losing to some sort of weapon/stuck glitch

[lapis marsh]

No that happens to me too

[craggy verge]

two corrupted copies

[lapis marsh]

the ai will occasionally do something smart but most of the time its stupid

[calm ivy]

Someone said earlier, Willies can have random skill levels

[craggy verge]

willies have jumped me

[somber geyser]

im back

[somber geyser]

BRO WAHT

WHAT

WILLIE MESSAGED ME WHAT DO I DOOOOO

[craggy verge]

in t8 carnage a willie yanked me to the floor and i fell on top of him, then another willie walked over and started clobbering me with a mace

[somber geyser]

OOF

[distant tendon]

LMAO

[somber geyser]

thats gotta hurt

[light wyvern]

I found a way to hold 2 handed objects without dropping it

With one hand

[fallen zealot]

halfsword

[somber geyser]

same

[light wyvern]

Without something else

[somber geyser]

halfsword then press x

[light wyvern]

I js use rmb then x

[distant tendon]

I really gotta try those higher tiers out, but man, just being a farmer and stabbing other farmers knowing at any moment I have an equal chance at dying at any moment is THRILLING

[somber geyser]

thats halfswording

[light wyvern]

I like doing it because I can hit someone with a sword then punch them

[fallen zealot]

UNFAIR!

[somber geyser]

ima change the stab button to mmb

its gonna work so well

[distant tendon]

Go for it

[somber geyser]

bet

you wont have to stop moving to use it

either way wont have to stop moving but you know

[fallen zealot]

Guys wanna see me beating bald guys in 3v1

[somber geyser]

sure

[fallen zealot]

alr

gonna take some time to set it up tho

[somber geyser]

kk

boom

Boom bop bam bam BOOM

[fallen zealot]

im sending it its gonna take like 5 or 3 minutes to load

[somber geyser]

KK

w font tbh

[distant tendon]

w font tbh

[somber geyser]

w

[fallen zealot]

Here

[fallen zealot]

here it loaded

im bruce lee

[somber geyser]

i now got w pfp

HAHAHAHAAAAA

Non Stop German Phonk by 8cm BEAST is insane

TREASON WILLIE MUST BE EXECUTED FOR TREASON

[distant tendon]

Damn yall make this game look so graceful, and here I am going UNGA BUNGA full sprint at the enemy

[somber geyser]

same

but i slash willies neck when i run

@fallen zealot

[crude flower]

Bing bop boom boom boom bop bam

[fallen zealot]

yeah?

[crude flower]

Type of shit i'm on you would not understand

[somber geyser]

hi

[fallen zealot]

hello

[somber geyser]

hello

panzerkamph by sabato is amazing

[fallen zealot]

il google it and listen

[somber geyser]

good

[somber geyser]

w