halfsword-chat-⚔

[rocky forge]

One swing either chops them in half or you miss so hard you get destroyed

[thin osprey]

Hahaha, fun.

[rocky forge]

pass out on a missed swing

[thin osprey]

So, either you kill or you die

[rocky forge]

yes

[thin osprey]

Fun.

[soft osprey]

actually, it’s based in Europe, katanas do not fit the game setting

[thin osprey]

Shut up.

WE do not care

[ashen badger]

i genuinely want one but if you look at my message history ive said it like a hundred times and 99 times some dork has stated that this is a white people only game and it never gets old

[rocky forge]

telling the mod to shut up is based

[thin osprey]

We want em big weapins

[soft osprey]

Well the way you put it sounds silly. Yeah it’s white people since it takes place in medieval Germany but, you make it somehow sound bad 😭

[thin osprey]

You mean Holy Roman Empire?

Holy Roman Germanic empire????

Yes, but also french kingdom

[soft osprey]

I wanna say Bavaria?

Don’t remember 100%

[thin osprey]

Bavaria blue and white?

Yes they have that.

WE should have more feuds

[ashen badger]

thats how people sound 🤣 no reason there couldnt be katanas or scimitars or w.e else. people went to war, and fought other people with different swords

[soft osprey]

I mean that’s the location of the game, it’s a specific area not just the Holy Roman Empire

[thin osprey]

Yes.

[thin osprey]

True dat, we like weapons

WE don’t want accuracy

[ashen badger]

END OF STORY !! WE LIKE WEAPONS

[thin osprey]

Yes it wasn’t an empire😭😭😭😭

[rocky forge]

no caveman club, games broken

[thin osprey]

It was just kingdoms… under an “emperor”

[thin osprey]

I want cavemen club too

[agile vine]

dancing willie.

[thin osprey]

Smash their head, and they booty

[rocky forge]

(jk if you're reading this dev I've already put a lot of time in this open playtest and enjoy it a lot)

[thin osprey]

I only have 11 hours

[dense pond]

I only have like 5

[rocky forge]

At 14 rn

[agile vine]

me too

[thin osprey]

Guys yall know what’s surprising?

[rocky forge]

playing as we speak

[thin osprey]

The mod didn’t instantly ban me

[dense pond]

But it's amazing and I would fight legally for the devs

[agile vine]

mods ban you?

[ashen badger]

on a real note battle axe swing tech improvement would be sick

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/the-batman-how-much-how-much-is-it-robert-pattinson-bruce-wayne-gif-26252476

[agile vine]

oh

[thin osprey]

I told him to shut up after he told me that katanas wouldn’t be added cuz historical innacuravy blah blah blah🤓🤓🤓

[agile vine]

moderator not modification

mb

[rocky forge]

I've been wanting a good mouse to sword fighting game since I played die by the sword as a little kid

[agile vine]

i want dancing willies

[rocky forge]

feels like a grown up version of it already

[agile vine]

do yall like gauntlet edition?

[thin osprey]

Fucking disgusting

[agile vine]

its my favorite rn

[thin osprey]

Im studying that yk

It’s fucking horrible

That’s not an empire

[rocky forge]

Gauntlet edition?

[agile vine]

gauntlet version

[thin osprey]

Feud lords that have way to much power that keep some small kingdom ass thingy they call feud

[agile vine]

itch.io version of the game

[rocky forge]

Whats the difference

[thin osprey]

No gore?

[agile vine]

its like the demo combined whit playtest

demo combat and stuff whit playtest gamemods and map

[rocky forge]

Sorry I'm out of the loop, is there a difference between the demo and the playtest?

[agile vine]

alot

[rocky forge]

bigger

[thin osprey]

Guys what’s yall best mode?

[rocky forge]

Like berserk style, or dark souls ultra greatswords

[thin osprey]

I love brave stand

Mowing down some stupid peasants with sickles and pikes, that’s my kinda game baby.

[rocky forge]

Oh??

[agile vine]

yeah

[agile vine]

like uhh,demo is more of a roguelike

[thin osprey]

Demo is just horror

[agile vine]

on a dark void mao

[thin osprey]

The void litteraly

[worn heron]

cool. You're not the devs. make your own game.

[agile vine]

and gauntlet combined playtest whit demo

[rocky forge]

That sounds like fun, like you build up gear or something?

[agile vine]

yeah

and on gauntlet you can fully customize your gear

[rocky forge]

whoa

Thats really cool

[thin osprey]

Very funny dude, but I’m not gonna make a game

I wasn’t implying that Im a dev

[rocky forge]

simply wait until somebody mods them in

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-broke-boi-boy-gif-24913908

[thin osprey]

Stop trying to be cool

[agile vine]

is talking about modding and mods allowed here?

[dense pond]

There's a channel

[small parcel]

just check nexus mods

[agile vine]

k

[thin osprey]

Just because I thought that having katanas would be cool that doesn’t make me automatically an opposition to the devs

Or me forcing them.

[dense pond]

Also drama? C'mon now.

[thin osprey]

True he started it-

[worn heron]

guess that's too bad then, I suppose you'll have to stick with this option for now

[agile vine]

im pretty sure theres a katana mod alr, Just install it dude

[thin osprey]

He started this shit.

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/cmon-mane-boosie-lil-dawg-gif-20466390

[worn heron]

no you literally came in here and started bitching about how the mods didn't ban you because you voiced your opinion lmao

[thin osprey]

I didn’t ask for katanas I just had the thought of a very long sword

[rocky forge]

I think the devs should add a lightsaber

[dense pond]

Or we can all stfu and not act like a game is a worthy enough reason to argue about literal metal objects

[thin osprey]

May the force be with you

[soft osprey]

That’s it. Me and you, are now going to argue about metal objects

[agile vine]

how do u get black clothing?

[thin osprey]

Also, lightsabers in Star Wars have shadow.

[dense pond]

Butt plug

[thin osprey]

yoooooooo

[soft osprey]

And now we will stop arguing

[dense pond]

See?

[rocky forge]

What is everybodies favorite metal object

[thin osprey]

HAHAHAHA

[dense pond]

Easy as that

[agile vine]

pipe

[tender quest]

luck mostly when spawning it

[thin osprey]

Big long stick with metal thing

[thorny perch]

@remote crypt maybe

[thin osprey]

Certified British cuisine

[agile vine]

spin kick is so satisfyng

[thin osprey]

Spinjitsu

[small parcel]

tungsten rod

[rocky forge]

I'd eat the hell out of that as an american, well before I went veggie

[worn heron]

Sosig.. and cheese..

[thin osprey]

And bread…

[dense pond]

Metal egg

[thin osprey]

Sosig…cheese…bred

Perfect combo

[tender quest]

DERTY SLOT

[rocky forge]

Bold and innovative choice

[thin osprey]

Bro sorry for before, I have a general hate towards moderators

[dense pond]

As always

[dense pond]

Man has PTSD of the civil war

[thin osprey]

THE YANKEES!

[soft osprey]

She heats up my sosig till I cheese

[thin osprey]

YER GONNA TAKE ARE SLAVES!

[dense pond]

He hates government figures and authority

[worn heron]

nah if I came off intense that's my bad, we get a lot of asshats here sometimes, not the intention

[rocky forge]

do you shove it up there and pretend you're laying a metal dragon egg? I admire the decision

[small parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1322315705114169374.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=BorpaSpinHD

[thin osprey]

I thought this was a sword game server😭😭😭

[dense pond]

No, but, this is not far from what people do with said metal egg

I only said it because I spit whatever comes to kind first

[worn heron]

I'm gonna be honest there's been weirder conversations

[thin osprey]

WHA-

[small parcel]

borpa supremacy

[worn heron]

[worn heron]

we don't talk about the booger wall.

[dense pond]

Tbf this is all happening in half sword chat lol

[rocky forge]

Thats not even scratching the surface of strange conversations imo

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-rogan-surprised-ohh-shocked-scared-gif-26533226

[thin osprey]

The fucking wha-

[worn heron]

i am blind to this

[worn heron]

exactly

[small parcel]

da booger DA BOOGER!

[thin osprey]

OH SHET

[dense pond]

You're a booger

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-muffin-man-muffin-man-shrek-gif-12594438

[dense pond]

THE MUFFIN MAN?!

[thin osprey]

I fucking hate muffins

[worn heron]

crazy

[thin osprey]

THEY FUCKING SUCK

[small parcel]

fuck you then bud

[thin osprey]

I HATE EM, THEYRE THE WORST

[worn heron]

what if they're good

[dense pond]

Woah buddy

[thin osprey]

Good… point…

[agile vine]

this games feels like bloody bastard 3d

[dense pond]

Blueberry muffins are an artifact of the gods

[thin osprey]

You know that game?

[rocky forge]

die

[small parcel]

MUFFIN SUPREMACY

[worn heron]

perhaps.. bloody bastards feel like halfsword 2d...

[thin osprey]

spontainously combusts

[worn heron]

[rocky forge]

power word kil

[small parcel]

bud folded under zero pressure

[thin osprey]

SHIT… HES GOT A POint

[small parcel]

thats what ive been saying

[agile vine]

oh god

[dense pond]

I like how I showed up here just to calm shit down now we ballin'

[thin osprey]

Bro he’s the peacekeeper

He should be the UN.

https://tenor.com/view/united-nations-un-flag-un-gif-26095153

[worn heron]

I don't like peace, I want problems, always

https://tenor.com/view/i-want-problems-always-i-want-problems-always-gif-12394244509897766947

[thin osprey]

To late bruv everything goin nais

[rocky forge]

Oh I can bring problems

[thin osprey]

Guys let’s talk olden English

[rocky forge]

I may bringeth a vile plague upon ye and ye kin

[dense pond]

Lol

[small parcel]

nah fam im a roadman real gangster

[thin osprey]

Eww, he doesn’t shower

[small parcel]

how did you know

[dense pond]

I taketh light
Light taketh me

[agile vine]

imagine if when the game gets a full release its name changes to "Full sword"

[thin osprey]

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[small parcel]

no

[dense pond]

Would be a great play

[agile vine]

(im aware halfsword is like a technic or shit)

[thin osprey]

THEN WE SHOULD HAVE A HALF SWORD HAS A WEAPON

[small parcel]

the difference between men

[dense pond]

Truly

[agile vine]

the duality of men

[thin osprey]

TRUE

[rocky forge]

I hate men

[thin osprey]

The triple of men

[small parcel]

fuck you then bud

hey calm down man

[rocky forge]

I wish you would

[agile vine]

polemics😮

[dense pond]

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-flight-reacts-shocked-dumb-gif-6313022364613646356

[dense pond]

Nah chat don't die

I'll kill you

[rocky forge]

rip my rancid vibes drove them off

[agile vine]

just hoped on halfsword gauntlet

[tender quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1037699272012988486/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[dense pond]

What are my vibes then?

[small parcel]

hello

[rocky forge]

beautiful, lustful even

[dense pond]

Hold on.

What? Lmao

[agile vine]

i love that halfsword gauntlet doenst have halfswording

[thin osprey]

Lust?

[worn heron]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jtLydUfS0pTqYsvx9/spok?invite=cr-MSxPd3ksMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[dense pond]

Exqueeze me?

[worn heron]

Lucky man, that's not available to download anymore! Keep it archived!

[dense pond]

Neuron activation

[agile vine]

i think it is

[dense pond]

Not for me

[worn heron]

Positive it's not, the Google link got taken down

Sadge

[agile vine]

i got it on itch.io

[worn heron]

Wait are you playing the itch.io version with Willie still or the old old version that has Frank in it

[ashen badger]

did yall know you can kick????

[agile vine]

if u want link i can dm it

[dense pond]

I would play the play test rn but I used all my main character plot armor yesterday

[agile vine]

willie

[dense pond]

Lol

[thin osprey]

Press space.

Press space to render someone unable to have a reproduction

[ashen badger]

bro im full on kung fu in the fistplay now

[dense pond]

I know you can kick

[dense pond]

Yes, it's a nut shot 99% of the time

[rocky forge]

did y'all know you could live a meaningful and beautiful life

[tranquil ginkgo]

Working on other stuff

[ashen badger]

oh look at me im leo von huh and i know you can kick

[thin osprey]

Wow… really?

[worn heron]

ahh gotcha, the itch.io link is still available but there was an Easter egg you could find in the itch game that would previously give you a link to download one of the original builds of halfsword in development.
Unfortunately the link isn't active anymore so it doesn't work

[worn heron]

[dense pond]

I am doing that however ugly

[rocky forge]

except you vito

[dense pond]

Life doesn't have to be beautiful to be magnificent

[thin osprey]

Oh…

My mom says that to me hahaha

[agile vine]

lets go on a Hunt to find the first build of half sword

[thin osprey]

Im a failure

[worn heron]

silence folks I am listening to the new GoodMalware beat

[dense pond]

Me too buddy. Me too

[thin osprey]

Kind of got me sobbing rn

[rocky forge]

wait no

[dense pond]

Suck it up, be a man

Men don't cry sheds a million tears

[thin osprey]

Okay.

[worn heron]

Legends sob

[dense pond]

Shedding ain't crying!

[thin osprey]

I don’t understand if yall are making fun of me or not.

[dense pond]

I'm not

[small parcel]

give me

[dense pond]

You good? You need to talk hmu, because I'm a nice person.

I'm just fucking around here because fitting in

[agile vine]

give u what

[rocky forge]

Does anybody else like running full speed into the wood fence and knocking themselves out

[agile vine]

i like how you can crawl now

can if you crawl outside of map its an instant loss

[dense pond]

I like how you can run into the enemies sword and die in .2 seconds

[small parcel]

nvm was gonna type to my friend but switched tabs sending it in here

[thin osprey]

Good tactic against lnights

Knights*

Just kick them or drag em away.

[dense pond]

Works great

[agile vine]

anyone has og version of halfsword

[dense pond]

Hugging too

[agile vine]

like first build

[thin osprey]

Ask the dev

If a few years we will have content creators going in time and playing the playtest or the first versions

[agile vine]

i love on how the spin kick is in gauntlet when there wanst even kick

if you simply spin whit a sharp close to an enemy it dies

[keen cobalt]

i carved this bots leg

[small parcel]

Dont call willie a bot

[keen cobalt]

didnt know it was possible

[small parcel]

[keen cobalt]

ok

i carved Willies leg

so its like a puzzle

[small parcel]

Better

[worn heron]

Even our community manager doesn't have that one.

[keen cobalt]

how much will the game cost

[agile vine]

ima alr start saving for it

[worn heron]

undetermined at the moment but it'll be indie game pricing, under 50, for a ballpark estimate

[rocky forge]

Still happens if you have your dps high

[agile vine]

ima save the 200 reais for it then

[small parcel]

50 bucks is like 500 in my currency

[rocky forge]

Any word on a sort of early access paying option?

[keen cobalt]

its already tehre

there

[rocky forge]

I may be stupid

[agile vine]

50 bucks is 299 in my currency

[dense pond]

There is an early access payment option?

[worn heron]

It'll probably be between 30-50, somewhere in that ballpark. 50 is really stretching it.

[keen cobalt]

50 bucks use to be 300 in my old currency

wrong message

[dense pond]

Ik you're good

[agile vine]

i guess ima stay on demo, gauntlet and playtest when full game releases

[worn heron]

Not yet unfortunately. Ive been wanting to give these guys my money for well over a year lol

[small parcel]

300 sek

[agile vine]

or pray for a good convertion price to R$

[keen cobalt]

maybe they will disable the demo, as the creators of gladio mori did, if you know what that is

[dense pond]

Lol

[worn heron]

I believe since it's going through steam it should have a decent exchange?

[rocky forge]

swede vittu

[worn heron]

I know some countries dick online games over though with purchasing.

[agile vine]

generally 30 dollars games gets converted to 150-200 bucks

[worn heron]

[agile vine]

wait no

60 dollars games get converted into 200-309

[small parcel]

might buy gladio glory

just because

[worn heron]

controls are... Something

[small parcel]

i know i played the demo

[keen cobalt]

what the hell

thsi bot grabbed me and pinned me to the floor

[small parcel]

WILLIE

[worn heron]

They added controller support I heard which apparently is pretty good

[worn heron]

Willie has no mercy

[keen cobalt]

willie, i am so sorry for the missunderstanding

[agile vine]

all willies on fist fight keep trynna wrestle and head choke me

[keen cobalt]

and willie started geting his head closer to mine

[rocky forge]

ban em

[worn heron]

he is a ruthless man with a devastating grip (and a romantic gaze)

[small parcel]

im prob gonna buy gladio mori

[keen cobalt]

he got my heart by piercing it❤️

[worn heron]

okay but you aren't allowed to complain about the controls here

[rocky forge]

I would enjoy a reverse last stand, where you're a peasant and try to kill a knight

[dense pond]

If you're hurt and still kill your enemy and you fall, you can't win lol

[worn heron]

we warned u !!

[keen cobalt]

i played it a lot with my friends while it was in demo

gladio mori has bad controls

[rocky forge]

gladio mori was fun but half sword is better

[small parcel]

i already hate the controls but if i buy it im prob gonna use controller

[agile vine]

gladio mori looks like toribash

[worn heron]

You can with mods, but yknow, that's not quite the experience yer lookin for

[rocky forge]

also idk the gore does actually add a lot to half sword, landing a good strike and cutting a guy in half is satisfying

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-this-guy-gets-it-gif-9964726

[keen cobalt]

i think i saw half sword on tik tok a few months ago and i wanted to download it but i couldnt remember the name at the time i got to my pc

[rocky forge]

toribash is goated

[small parcel]

toribash is fun but hard

[keen cobalt]

i also played it a lot

only 1 friend wanted to play it

[agile vine]

just installed halfsword split sceeen

[rocky forge]

so am I

huh who said that

[worn heron]

ive yapped about halfsword to a few local business owners and employees in town and a couple of em have talked to me about how they tried it out and had a blast lol. Willie connects us all

[agile vine]

word by month advertising in 2025 is epick

[worn heron]

[agile vine]

im gonna recomend halfsword to my friend so we can play splitscreen toguether

[rocky forge]

At least in my industry word of mouth is actually still a huge marketing gain

[worn heron]

Door-to-door halfsword salesman

[dense pond]

Lmao

[soft osprey]

Like what?

[rocky forge]

We get like 50% of our business from referrals and such

[rocky forge]

Turn based kung fu game, tons of fun

[soft osprey]

Yeah is it called “kike Toribash”?

[rocky forge]

wait no

[soft osprey]

Right

[keen cobalt]

there is a few versions

[rocky forge]

my favorite is gay toribash

[whole pike]

you are talking about this?

[small parcel]

kike close call

[agile vine]

theres toribash 2 now

[soft osprey]

Wdym close call

[rocky forge]

wait what

[soft osprey]

No way in hell is it called “kike”

[small parcel]

close to another word

[agile vine]

kike is a typo for like

mb

[soft osprey]

It’s not just another word kike is straight up the slur against Jewish people

Which is not welcome here. Idk why you thought that was acceptable

[small parcel]

also homophobic

[agile vine]

oh wow ima correct it asap

[whole pike]

what that word means?

[rocky forge]

hey everyone what is your favorite slur (Don't actually answer thats terrible and I don't actually want to know)

[small parcel]

if we talking bout the other one thats close to that

[keen cobalt]

who is kike

[small parcel]

dont type it then

[agile vine]

i generally dont correct my typos but after knowing it means that ima correct it

[rocky forge]

not everyone is smart

myself included

[soft osprey]

wtf did you think it meant? Don’t play dumb dude

[agile vine]

its a typo

typo for like.

do you think im aware of religion swear

english inst even my first lenguage

[small parcel]

never heard of that typo

[rocky forge]

bro k is next to l

[soft osprey]

That’s an awful excuse. You’re speaking perfectly fine English except for literally right now. I’ll accept it as a typo. But I’m saying now, it’s your only warning. If you say anything like that again you’re getting booted

Typo or not

[agile vine]

yeah

[small parcel]

who ever made large i I and small L l fuck you

[rocky forge]

it was me

[remote crypt]

Surprised people don't know that. There's a list of slurs on wikipedia.

[rocky forge]

fuck me willie

[rocky forge]

darn

[small parcel]

sir im a minor

[rocky forge]

Oh I retract my statement

[rocky forge]

I apologize

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/fku-stfu-punching-baby-gif-12138973

[remote crypt]

Yes

[small parcel]

jeff

[rocky forge]

all my homies hate pedophilia and bigotry

[dense pond]

True

[small parcel]

i think any normal human does

[dense pond]

Exactly

[rocky forge]

You'd certainly think so

[agile vine]

i dont think theres people that dont hate these, that's just disgusting

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-young-boi-gif-24121920

[rocky forge]

Don't wanna bring the topic too far from halfsword but I unfortunately come from a country where that isn't entirely true so

[dense pond]

It happens

Humanity is a fuck up

[whole pike]

true

[dense pond]

Wapow

[remote crypt]

Lets not even touch on it tbh. Itll go through all the no-no zones including religion.

[rocky forge]

exactly, changing subjects what are your guys' favorite weapons so far in the game

[remote crypt]

Sword.

[rocky forge]

basic answer but respectable nonetheless

[remote crypt]

I've been playing since nov 2023 with it. Lemme dig out a recent clip vs one of the first I posted here. Gimme a minute.

Recent.

[rocky forge]

Nice

I've been partial to the axes myself

but a good 2h sword is nice

[remote crypt]

November ^

[remote crypt]

Theyre fun

[rocky forge]

The stick with a bunch of spikes is also a favorite but a bit boring because it shreds so easily

[remote crypt]

To me those two sets of clips are leagues apart. Like two different people even tho its just me

[remote crypt]

I love fighting against it.

[velvet pine]

Kitchen knife is the way

[rocky forge]

chad

[remote crypt]

Its very fun

[velvet pine]

Just gotta do things like biggie say, stick and move stick and move

[remote crypt]

Yeah

[thin osprey]

I really like the nailed stick

It’s super easy

[rocky forge]

Yea

[mortal sonnet]

Pollaxe, both the hammer and bladed versions but especially the hammer versions

[muted owl]

been dealing witha bug where when i holster a weapon im using i cant take it back out?

[remote crypt]

If your hand takes enough hits it won't hold things properly.

[muted owl]

it isnt that

my characters hands are fine, he just grabs it but doesnt un sheathe it

[wispy ermine]

Happens with daggers a good bit for me

[lyric bronze]

do hands not render as being chopped off

cause both me and my opp got our hands

but there is one on the ground

[mortal sonnet]

Willie’s fungal DNA at work. That hand will grow into a new Willie if there’s enough moisture and sun

[fierce umbra]

i hit his arm but ok

[fast ingot]

sometimes you have to pull out

[lyric bronze]

holy fuck i've got my opp looking like thanos and he still is fighting me

[summer brook]

when a part of the hand is cut an entire hand is spawned (usually fingers)

[fierce umbra]

crazy

[remote crypt]

Oh try actually pulling it from the sheathe. Ik you probably did but humor me

[sonic bluff]

Here's another idea

Imagine if weapons could break

Yet you could still use the broken parts to do damage

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[lyric bronze]

hostage

[formal chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/behind-scary-jumpscare-math-teacher-gif-25119908

[limber mantle]

Are the Demo version or the playtest version is the more "advanced" version of the game?

[summer brook]

playtest is newest

[limber mantle]

aight, thanks

[signal wedge]

You're welcome

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y8mTEvLWkM

[polar folio]

how come when you cut corpses in half the top half becomes invincible?

[crude flower]

It's just how it works

It may get changed later on, but i think it's got something to do with how the slicing and physics works

[lyric bronze]

I kicked willies head off

[woven shale]

Art imitates life.

When you undergo surgery if they section your bottom half they can do whatever they want from torso to scalp, blood loss is no longer a danger.

[lyric bronze]

"Brave stand"

[cinder stone]

why even ask then?

[ashen badger]

id really like to see more grappling mechanics, smashing people into the rail is very satisfying as it is, would be really nice to implement a throw feature

[cinder stone]

haha damn

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??"

[lyric bronze]

this little fucker isnt

[cinder stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPNOdkLcL_g

[clever gale]

penar in half : (

[uneven crystal]

Wow!

[lyric bronze]

head

[sleek gull]

Stoic Willie

[uneven crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-frog-dog-frog-funny-dog-look-gif-26294399

[light monolith]

NOOOOO

look at ts T-s

So much potential for a good shot but photo mode had to break on me T-T

im pissed T-T

https://tenor.com/view/tweaker-freak-out-peter-griffin-family-guy-gif-3296231849299853900

[silver mason]

where can i get a custiom loadout

[soft osprey]

A combination of the Loadout selector and trainer/QOL mods

[silver mason]

tf is that

[soft osprey]

I’m not sure how to answer that

[dense pond]

It's not part of half sword play test

You have to download mods

[silver mason]

yea i know that like where are the mods

well where is one

[soft osprey]

Then ask where they are lol you made it sound like you don’t know what mods are

#modders-guild-hall pinned messages; and on nexus

[soft osprey]

Meant to reply

[silver mason]

i cant find it

can someone reply to the message wear the mod is

[naive holly]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/18

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/11

Why you strugglin so hard bruh

No shade but you literally just Google "half sword mods", and it takes you to where the mods are

[soft osprey]

Wdym you can’t find it? 😭 I said pinned messages in #modders-guild-hall

[lyric bronze]

some guy lodged an axe in me so I pulled it out and instantly beheaded him with it im litteraly him

[naive holly]

I'll lodge an axe in ye

[dense pond]

Oh so when I get merely scratched I fall over but you can just, do all that?

[lyric bronze]

im him

[dense pond]

I am that guy
Aswell

[lyric bronze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0qiZHV4E3U

[lyric bronze]

maybe

press the button

[dense pond]

No

[lyric bronze]

ok

https://tenor.com/view/trepang2-mall-cop-loser-dance-gif-17164805212541574406

[dense pond]

HAH

[lyric bronze]

how did i get chopped in half by a candle stand

[silver mason]

bro all the mods are butt its only like 5

bro then i tried to run the mod it said something abot a virus

[soft osprey]

There’s some reshaders, the trainer to spawn things in, and the Loadout selector. You’re more than welcome to make your own mod.

[soft osprey]

It’s a false positive

[silver mason]

one more thing

[graceful creek]

why do i lag so much, i can play many other games without it laggiing

[soft osprey]

Because you’re playing an unoptimized playtest

[graceful creek]

what does that mean

[soft osprey]

There is little optimization to make it run smoothly. You need a very good rig to handle it at its best

Because it’s just a playtest

[vapid hull]

This switch up seems to be pretty powerful

[graceful creek]

so is there anything i can do to make it stop lagging

[soft osprey]

Early access comes in Q4 of this year and should run much better

[silver mason]

i installed the a mod and i dony know how to get it off of halfsword\

[soft osprey]

Somewhat. One second

[lyric bronze]

potato setting

[soft osprey]

#modders-guild-hall for modding questions

[soft osprey]

There's a fix for the resolution and more custom settings in this guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3376864446

[graceful creek]

alright thanks bru

[lyric bronze]

game is looping some sort of squishy sound

[graceful creek]

ey that is some high tech shit i dont know how to do it

[lyric bronze]

oh shit my mic was on

jkjkjk

[vapid hull]

My gameplay feels kinda off today

[lyric bronze]

what the heck

videos arent working at all for me

its only audio

[soft osprey]

Then all I can say is make sure you’re playing on directx11 not 12, and turn your graphics and the gore level down

[graceful creek]

where do i change from 12 to 11

[soft osprey]

Go to the in game settings

You’ll see it there

[graceful creek]

alright thanks

[lyric bronze]

what the flip

i need to pay money to watch certain file format videos?

[vapid hull]

stunned

The billhook seems really good at stunning willie

[lyric bronze]

hey

stop making it .hevc

i cant watch it

[vapid hull]

I ddont know what these words meaan

[lyric bronze]

i cant watch the video

for some reason

it says its because the video is in .hevc format

[vapid hull]

dunno what to tell you

[lyric bronze]

huh

confusing

bruh

[vapid hull]

shrug shrug

[lyric bronze]

i tried to buy the 1 dollar extension it told me to get to watch the vid

insufficient funds

🤑

[vapid hull]

I dunno why you'd do that

[lyric bronze]

well cause it wont let me watch any videos uploaded

at all

[vapid hull]

damn :(

[soft osprey]

For all your shield hate you sure don’t seem to have any trouble with them 😤

[vapid hull]

Always practice

[soft osprey]

Especially here.

[vapid hull]

You don't see the ones I have trouble with because of how much they suckkkk

[vapid hull]

I must admit I doooo kinda like dancing around them

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/twurl-twirl-skyrim-gif-21515489

[slate nebula]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1339014851883696128

what do you think

[vapid hull]

Something something spinny something something footwork something something length advantage

@soft osprey LOOOK LOOK I HIT A STAB CLIP LOOK
-# also @timid imp

MY TRACKING HASNT BEEN ON WTF

-# last clip for tonight probby

WAITER, WAITER, MORE SHIELD USERS PLEASE

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[soft osprey]

Oh my goodness, wasn’t really expecting it to be in the face lol brutal

[vapid hull]

I wasn't expecting it to hit because those neeeever connect

[steep verge]

Don't we all just love how we have to actually pull the sword out of the sheathe

we ALL love it

don't we guys

[timid imp]

lmfao

that was amazing

[odd kiln]

we do actually

[dense pond]

Yes I do love that detail

[signal wedge]

To the right

Now twirl honey twirl

That video made my friend and I die laughing the first time we saw it.

[neon spear]

yeah its pretty cool

[jolly gorge]

Thought of some weird niche-y achievements (possibly secrets):

Black Belt - Beat an opponent using only kicks.
Holbein - Fully paint the arena with your opponent's blood.
Flesh Wound - Defeat an opponent after losing an arm.
God's Witness - Blind your opponent.

(Holbein is a reference to the famous father-son painters Hans Holbein the Elder and the Younger)

[serene hatch]

I've gotten pretty close to that one... but the blood- i mean, paint, starts to remove itself after every round so i never could get the whole thing

[jolly gorge]

I think I've seen it happen before, but I'm not entirely sure

[serene hatch]

#photography📷 message

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

those are two examples of my attempts lol

[jolly gorge]

Probably having that much blood on the floor would count for the achievement

Seems like a good enough effort to me lol

[serene hatch]

Works for me lmao

[alpine swallow]

jelo

when others maps

psss

[wispy ermine]

Holy shit Willie's the virtual insanity guy?!

[steep verge]

Yo bro who the fuck ghost pinged me

Twice as well

[tender quest]

I dont see anything in the logs

[signal wedge]

Sorry mate

[mortal sonnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1333646213999890453/WizardWillie.gif

Their battle will be legendary

[onyx pasture]

they call him the pistoll

[thorny perch]

they call him the pistol

[silver gale]

Anyone know when the full game comes out

[dense pond]

No clue

[thorny perch]

A year

[silver gale]

BRO

welp

Wait what? i just realised isnt it coming out in 2025 this year i thought

[thorny perch]

Its an indie game, what would you expect

[silver gale]

well true but still i heard it was gonna come out in 2025

[thorny perch]

Thas tge ea

[dense pond]

They were aiming for a 2025 release

Development slows, devs get busy, hit a tough spot. Delays happen

[silver gale]

Aight

[signal wedge]

Three

[silver gale]

Three years?

[signal wedge]

Three

[dense pond]

It's plausible

[silver gale]

three Months?

[signal wedge]

Seconds

It's out

[silver gale]

Nah

[signal wedge]

ok

[dense pond]

Lol

Stinky head, your name proceeds you

If that's the correct saying

[dense pond]

That was beautiful

[signal wedge]

Me saying three seconds was definetly meant to be taken literally

[signal wedge]

Yes

I was abused by a certain mod

[dense pond]

Tis a compliment

[signal wedge]

I'm actually silly head

[dense pond]

Was gonna say you're a silly man

[signal wedge]

I am indeed

I can be stinky tho

My silliness is due to trauma probably

[dense pond]

My everything is due to trauma

ahem. Yeah I understand, still tho

[signal wedge]

I also understand

Life sure is an evil bitch eh

[dense pond]

Always lol

That's the point though isn't it? Just to see

[signal wedge]

Could always be worse

[dense pond]

Yes indeed

[signal wedge]

I could be... from Ohio

[dense pond]

Har har

[signal wedge]

:3

[dense pond]

At least we have legal marijuana now

[signal wedge]

That's good. The state I'm in has had since like 2014

[dense pond]

Michigan

You bitch really?

[signal wedge]

NV

[dense pond]

Aaah okay

Not even close lmao

[signal wedge]

Yeah shii has been legal forever it feels like

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/artist-music-femtanyl-nation-noellemansbridge-noelle-gif-15032129028289756321

[dense pond]

Fem

tanyl

I dont listen to them because it's not my type of music but I respect it. It looks cool as hell

[wispy ermine]

boppin so hard Willie got big mad

[dense pond]

He said Stfu

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggin-head-bob-jay-z-gif-9224170

[wispy ermine]

Only fair, my song earlier told him FOR me lol

[dense pond]

Lmao

[vapid hull]

Hey m00 :)

[stiff vessel]

what does the F button do

[urban wadi]

Lock on

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[long oar]

can u upgrade the weapons on spoilance?

[bright shoal]

does anyone know any funny glitches I could do in version 0.4?

[graceful fable]

Halfsword is almost playable with a controller

[dense pond]

That's neat

[graceful fable]

You cant really do anything other than attack and move, but I think I'll mess around with the steam controller settings and see what I can do

[fierce kite]

this game is so hard

how do i play no jsut the demo

[dense pond]

Request access to the half sword play test on steam

[fierce kite]

i did but when i play the play test it still asks to play the demo

[dense pond]

Really? How so?

[fierce kite]

I launch the playtest and the only option is to "play demo"

[dense pond]

Yes because-

It's technically still a demo

[fierce kite]

oh sorry

[spice zinc]

erm guys when i open the playtest i cant play it just shows the violence levels and it doesnt work if i click them

[dense pond]

Hey, lol,

Easy there, he's already dead

[mortal sonnet]

Here's a fix you can try: #halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[spice zinc]

it did not work

[night quail]

HOW MUCH FING LONGER UNTIL LAUNCH< I am obcessed with this game

[jolly gorge]

Are they gonna add weapons from other parts of the world like the Ginunting or Kopesh?

[thorny perch]

No

[jolly gorge]

poot

maybe workshop mods can fix that

[thorny perch]

#faq

[crude flower]

stunlocking

[crude flower]

backhands for the win

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[gaunt sapphire]

whos going to win

i won but fucker melted my plastic bone with a kick

[whole parrot]

for some odd reason polearms are buggy for me today

[oblique flint]

bro is using sheer energy to kill his foes

[whole parrot]

it's the polearm-jutsu channeling through my veins

[wispy ermine]

Polearm ninja shit is real

unrelated, slick as speen before I go pass tf out

[warped apex]

I SLICED HIM THROUGH THE VISOR LIKE A CREDIT CARD

I bashed his head on the ground

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[hasty blade]

i just saw the stuff in wip. WILLIE NOW FINALLY HAS A PENIS!!! (according to the censor.)

[wild citrus]

man sword & shield is hard, you really have to be aware of your sword's effective range

[tired tapir]

Holy hell 💀

[trim lynx]

bro got clipped by his own weapon

[wooden socket]

i lodged my sword halfway through his head and hes looking at me like this

WHAT

[timid imp]

what a goober

[tender quest]

I was just minding my own business and this guy comes along

[slim sequoia]

how did you get armour and a sword against the 0 tier?

[thorny perch]

He cheated

[slim sequoia]

ah

using the uhhhhh

the uhhhh

changing lines of code for the opponent

?

[tender quest]

why say cheated? why not say he modded instead? its a single player playtest XD

[twilit granite]

Or download the loadout application and save yourself from a hassle

[thorny perch]

to misinform

[hoary canopy]

i pulled a candlestick out of someone and they got flung to god knows where

i chekced around the whole map with photo mode and they was nowhere

[signal wedge]

WOOP WOOP

[wooden socket]

its not really a hassle imo

[muted owl]

me when i purposefully spread lies and misinformation on the internet

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[muted owl]

hit him with a one two combo x 3

and he folded

[muted owl]

defton reference?

[oblique flint]

Bro dropped the big pauldrons...

[muted owl]

swords are so fun to use

[tender quest]

i agree

[round stone]

Caught this nibba tweaking

The tweaking of the nibba pt. 2

[tender quest]

so hard to resist smashing them in the face

[round stone]

Willie really likes to tweak

[timid imp]

this weapon combo is kinda hard to use ngl

[dense pond]

I usually try to use one at a time.

I use longswords mainly. I should try some double stuff

[gaunt sapphire]

what am i expected to do when willy stabs me and i am simply too close to dodge

[thorny perch]

No

[dense pond]

Die

[gaunt sapphire]

well thats not nice

[dense pond]

No no it was an answer not a demand

[thorny perch]

Just step back

[gaunt sapphire]

too close to dodge
step back

[thorny perch]

Isnt it obvious

[gaunt sapphire]

except willy is already rushing me at full force while i stand

[timid imp]

don't get that close

[gaunt sapphire]

before i even manage to press S his sword will be inside of me completely

[thorny perch]

Oh yeah, spin while you step back

[timid imp]

if he rushes you step to left or right and cut

[thorny perch]

Itll be a cool pivot

[timid imp]

he will run right into the blade

[gaunt sapphire]

so.. how am i supposed to reach him

[timid imp]

you stay out of range until he takes a useless swing, dash into range, give him a quick slice and then get out as quickly as you can

willie gets kinda pissy if you stay out of range and does stupid things that let you kill him

[gaunt sapphire]

useless swing
dash
swings from that stance
death

[timid imp]

not usually

[gaunt sapphire]

i have experienced more useless swings than i would like

every overhead turns into undercut
every horizontal just swings in the opposite way
every bottom hit just turns into upper
every upper just turns into bottom

[timid imp]

i mean it does still happen but the vast majority of the time willie will like swing from top left to bottom right or some shit and hold his sword for like just over a second, that is just enough time to pop into range and slice his neck, sometimes you got to try to parry the swing but most of the time the neck slice just wins the fight

[thorny perch]

Just focus on

[timid imp]

don't take every opportunity you see also, a better one will always come up later

[wooden socket]

guys does the damage to npc stat affect like VISUAL damage (severity of cuts, bruises, etc) that much?

[timid imp]

just stay away from willie and let him fuck up so you can punish

and away means just out of his reach, so like close enough that you can dash in and out real quick

[gaunt sapphire]

WILLY KEEPS CUTTING OFF MY FUCKING HANDS GRAH

[timid imp]

dont let him do that its not healthy

[muted dew]

If you want hard to use try shield and spear

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/ebicheist-mentallyderangedpeoplearguing-gif-25750103

Source?

[timid imp]

oh yeah that does suck

[muted dew]

The stab mechanic is just bad rn

[thorny perch]

https://tenor.com/view/carissa-good-morning-happy-wednesday-blow-kiss-mwah-gif-17880792

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/threatening-sergei-kravinoff-aaron-taylor-johnson-kraven-the-hunter-holding-a-crossbow-gif-10776485014161891611

[gaunt sapphire]

rushed to willy, managed to get close to the point i catched his arms in a block so he cant swing, a random ass hit out of nowhere just turns my willy into a freaking ragdoll with no force and my neck is cut off

[small parcel]

just bought gladio mori

[gaunt sapphire]

what was that bullshit punch out of nowhere

[muted dew]

Didn’t you know. Willie is the white relative of Mohammad Ali.

[timid imp]

this sucks

spear and buckler is a match made in hell

[small parcel]

well atleast i got a draw on my first match in gladio mory

[muted dew]

The spear is already a worse spike club in every way

[timid imp]

the plancon is literally just if you took the spear and removed it's main weakness

[muted dew]

And made it longer and better in every way

And gave it control points

[gaunt sapphire]

someone should give me a penny for every time i tried to block swing and just cut off my hand

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1045629304609964046/1338421184232165376/wwe.gif

[small parcel]

type shit

[gaunt sapphire]

CAN WILLY
STOP
SHOVING
HIS FUCKING
SHIELD
INTO MY JAW

[dense pond]

No

he wants that jaw shut

[wild citrus]

I saw in mrzacnono’s spear video where he puts his spear in like an over the shoulder stance, on top of his buckler

[gaunt sapphire]

my willy will literally stop doing whatever he's doing from a papercut no matter the situation

[dense pond]

Your willy is weak

[wild citrus]

The flesh is weak

[dense pond]

Mine was doing that yesterday too lol

Seriously, like, a tap to the head knocked him out.

[gaunt sapphire]

i will make him do sit-ups for 20 minutes if his ass doesnt stop that

[wild citrus]

Same, I’d be dominating a fight with longsword and then my willy gets booped on the nose with a shield and he just goes mimi

[dense pond]

Oh man I did this a few times

[gaunt sapphire]

i will make his ass carry 20 planks from squid to the hub and back 25 times until he doesnt do that in 30 seconds

[dense pond]

That one I don't get fully

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/leuze-adeptus-mechanicus-tech-priest-chad-gigachad-gif-16989754678889066260

[wild citrus]

Anyways, tips for T4-5 sword and shield?

[gaunt sapphire]

kenshi.

[dense pond]

[dense pond]

I recognize the name however I still don't know. Ah well

[dense pond]

Ah yes the majestic blade transfer through the entire chest cavity

[signal wedge]

Least Chad techpriest

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/orthodox-priest-romania-blessing-grohunpoogla-gif-23144462

[signal wedge]

Hell yeah bro I warhammer too 😎

[dense pond]

I would love space marine 2.

[muted dew]

Into book or the table game or space marine 2 and memes?

[tender quest]

Collect 40000 warhammers to become John Warhammer

[dense pond]

This is a fact

[signal wedge]

Space marine 2 sparked my interest but I played darktide before and my friend owns the mtg deck but I've been watching 40k in 40 minutes and have been garnering interest in the tabletop

[muted dew]

I have been considering buying dark tide, how is it?

[signal wedge]

Its on gamepass btw but if you've not got that it's very fun

[muted dew]

I only do steam but il just wait for a sale

[soft osprey]

Did you play space marine? My favorite part was when John warhammer said, “it’s war hammering time” and war hammered all over the 40,000

[signal wedge]

I doubt it's super expensive but yeah I get that

I'd play with you too if that's something you'd consider

[signal wedge]

Easter, buddy

[solemn holly]

the only WH40k game you need is dawn of war

[signal wedge]

Could I ask a wee favor

[soft osprey]

Perhaps

But I’ll probably say no

[signal wedge]

Would you kindly change my name back to silly head

[soft osprey]

Oh yeah I can do that

[signal wedge]

Thank you kindly

Thank you comrade

[wild citrus]

I’ve always preferred Warhammer fantasy

Total War Warhammer is peak

Anyways, sword and shield tips pls

[signal wedge]

In regards to fantasy I've never been into the warhammer type of fantasy

[soft osprey]

I also kinda like warhammer fantasy better than 40k but, I’m not a big fan of the warhammer total war games

[signal wedge]

Or the warcraft or wow

I prefer elder scrolls or witcher fantasy

In terms of high fantasy anyway

[dense pond]

I prefer cars

[soft osprey]

Kachow

[dense pond]

Not the cartoon

[signal wedge]

Bros edging to forza

[soft osprey]

Yeah ok lightning

[soft osprey]

Lightning got fat

[signal wedge]

And gay

[dense pond]

Bruh

[signal wedge]

Lol jk

I am a certified truck hater tho

[dense pond]

Squatted trucks are gay

[signal wedge]

I believe in equality and hate all trucks equally

[soft osprey]

Don’t go to Texas, squatted and lifted trucks as far as the eye can see

[dense pond]

Fine, I'll respect your opinion
However shit it may be

[signal wedge]

Except Toyota hylux

[soft osprey]

And old Lincoln’s with giant monster truck tires

[signal wedge]

You'll never catch me dead in Texas

I'm glad I live in subaru country lol

[soft osprey]

Or Hondas with the wheel camber so far out it looks like they’re trying to build a hovercraft

[dense pond]

Lmao

All my car pics and clips are on the PC. So I don't have em to send rn, like anyone wants to see cars in a medieval game community

[soft osprey]

I lived there for a few years working in a couple garages, sooo many shitty car modifications it’s unreal.

[signal wedge]

We've got some up here too but nowhere near as bad

[dense pond]

If it's not involving the engine, exhaust, or suspension, it's probably not practical

[soft osprey]

Yeah here in NY you don’t see much custom work outside the city lol In Texas it’s just..everywhere

[signal wedge]

There's this dude at my work that drives one of those tricycle motorcycles and every time I see him I just wanna commit vehicular manslaughter

[dense pond]

Ew

Tri bikes

[signal wedge]

It's so dumb looking

Bro should've got a set of clown makeup with his purchase

[dense pond]

Lmao

That's how I feel about people who cut their exhausts off

[signal wedge]

To make it loud on purpose?

[soft osprey]

Enter a totally stock engine with massive spoiler, cambered wheels, tinted windows and lights, big ol exhaust can or fake dual exhaust, bunch of colorful lights inside, and some window decals that is literally just the car brand

[signal wedge]

I think they're douchebags and them saying "it's for me" is a bullshit lie

[soft osprey]

A big old HONDA letters sticker on the windshield, on a Honda. In case you didn’t know it was in fact, a Honda

[dense pond]

Yup. Stupid

[signal wedge]

Bro fr

[dense pond]

Loud is the point, but cutting the whole exhaust off on a stock engine truck makes it sound like a wet fart clap

[signal wedge]

Dudes with this area always so obnoxious

[fierce umbra]

typa cut

[soft osprey]

Or putting a giant exhaust can to make it sound like it’s farting down the street

[signal wedge]

Yeah hate that shit tbh, it's just unnecessary

[muted owl]

" Yeah i was looking to get a low taper fa- "

[signal wedge]

No offense to you

[dense pond]

NOW LISTEN HERE

[muted owl]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-any-haircut-recommendations-low-taper-fade-you-know-what-else-is-massive-gif-3708438262570242561

[dense pond]

Exhaust is about FLOW

BIG exhaust = max flow, but reres put that shit on an engine that's choking

[soft osprey]

It’s just always funny when you hear a loud ass car sound like they’re flooring it, while getting passed by a minivan

[signal wedge]

Modified Subi owners

[wheat saffron]

is there a way to cut limbs off really easy

[signal wedge]

I'd be more ok with it if it wasn't done in residential neighborhoods

[dense pond]

Put your said "big exhaust" on a turbo'd anything, it makes it automatically better because THAT'S FLOW

[muted owl]

literally a mf VW in my neighborhood

[dense pond]

Yeah these guys are trashy

[soft osprey]

the mutual hate for stupid car modifications is always nice lmao

[dense pond]

Yes very much so lmao

[signal wedge]

Hell yeah

I would love to live in the Netherlands and ride bikes everywhere

I hate cars

[dense pond]

Inhuman

[wheat saffron]

is there a way to cut limbs off really easy

[signal wedge]

Yeah first cut them and make sure it's a limb

[soft osprey]

You can turn damage up, make sure the gore level is the max one

Try that

[signal wedge]

Bruh 😭

[dense pond]

I'm joking

[signal wedge]

I know haha

[signal wedge]

We're racing people in drag now?

[mortal aurora]

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[dense pond]

Shut

[strange wasp]

my guy gotta stop being zesty 🙏

[tender quest]

im giving away all my feints and shit with these videos lmao