halfsword-chat-⚔

[dark bronze]

thought this said feint 😭 nope, fent

[misty hill]

hell yeah

[gusty summit]

Isn’t it the next play test or am I wrong

[zealous kestrel]

HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT!

[winter wasp]

I haven't seen anyone use a long mace in forever, oh my god.
Epic gameplay

almost forgot it existed

[valid summit]

All we know about mp is what’s in #faq

[misty hill]

time to show them the real half sword

[serene fox]

devs specifically said multiplayer is not gonna be a thing for a good while

[timid imp]

god i love this thing

[stoic ginkgo]

The two hander

[winter wasp]

The Cereal Masher

[timid imp]

i never really used it before

still kinda getting used to it

[safe nacelle]

how do i change the map

[timid imp]

to the one im in?

[mint fiber]

Weapon customization is going to be the best update aside from multiplayer

[safe nacelle]

pls dont say the name of the lord in vain

[cerulean cloud]

Can't wait to be a short fat gremlin running around chopping legs off in the early access

[timid imp]

you request access to playtest on steam, is accepted instantly : )

[winter wasp]

Adding it to the list of things to try out tommorow, i'm honestly surprised how i've still got so many new things to try out and i'm pretty far into the game hour wise

[modern salmon]

You go into settings and you increase willies willy size

[safe nacelle]

no, thats the default i think i mean a different one if there is

[timid imp]

you can't i don't think

[serene fox]

i really want to enjoy blunt weapons but they feel like theyre made out of foam

[mint fiber]

Fr

[safe nacelle]

what

[winter wasp]

Yep, blunt damage nerf is a cause of that

[safe nacelle]

where

[winter wasp]

It's alright if you just play for fun though

[timid imp]

great weapon

[timid imp]

there is only this map on playtest

[brazen light]

why are you a rat

[safe nacelle]

oh well, i saw someone playing in a castle

i think its a mod or sm

[modern salmon]

Yeah i dont actually know i dont think you can

[timid imp]

something oddly enjoyable about smashing willie's head in with a mace

[drifting frost]

Will you be able to edit your characters willy?

[cerulean cloud]

How do you get that mace, only seen the one handed ones

[modern salmon]

Yeah its hopefully gonna be a new weapon

[timid imp]

trainer mod

[winter wasp]

Speaking of new things, been trying out a new playstyle on the Greatsword, loving how it's going so far

[void dragon]

soooooo

[orchid nest]

no way they adding frank to the game

[timid imp]

spawned it in and then saved loadout with ovrdth's selector

[misty hill]

if half sword end up having multiplayer ¿what weapon is going to be the meta?

[brazen light]

HELL YEAH

[timid imp]

i broke willie

[orchid nest]

it looks just like him

[brazen light]

[orchid nest]

thats awesome

[brazen light]

which one

[timid imp]

i installed it on github if that answers question

[brazen light]

😭

[safe nacelle]

why i cant send pics

[timid imp]

i dont remember anything about install 💀 it was a while ago

[drifting frost]

I'm so excited

[brazen light]

gives me no clue vro

[peak crescent]

any fix for low gpu usage in half sword

[brazen light]

i'd be happy if it was low

[timid imp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YsFrYtkIUA i followed this if that helps

[safe nacelle]

I cant send pics bruv

[brazen light]

thanks

[inner tinsel]

Do we have mods?

[safe nacelle]

what is the trainer mods

[hidden whale]

what is the early access version of the game gonna be? .5 or what

[safe nacelle]

I SLAP HIM ONCE AND KILLED HIM AJAHJAHAHAHA

[sturdy jolt]

Do we have an idea of when early access will release?

[radiant glacier]

Frank looks he’s seen some things

Also why do we need nudity? I do NOT need to see willie’s penis while fist fighting him

Shit be helicoptering and stuff you know

[brazen light]

OMG WILLIE JR UPDATE EARLY (real)

[white anchor]

Is the stuff in the wip channel in the playtest or is it just showing progress towards the final game?

[hidden whale]

progress to be released later

[modern salmon]

It's good to know that they're focusing on the important parts first like Willies Willy

[little verge]

Early Access release Q4 2025.

[little verge]

#modders-guild-hall

[tough yew]

q4 he means

[radiant glacier]

If theres gonna be male nudity you know all the little gremlin smelly goblins will crawl out from under their rocks and spam ask for females

[mint wadi]

Oooh nice. Wondered when we would get varied height.

[little verge]

Typo good catch!

[timid imp]

yeah i thought i was confused yet happy for a second

[tough yew]

there will be none, its just a bulge there i presume

[little verge]

Ken doll.

[tough yew]

also, no females as like enemies you fight

[coarse copper]

he name is now william. look at that face🙏

[radiant glacier]

What we need is a crowd that depending on the fight will cheer for you to kill a surrendering opponent

[untold tangle]

bro hasnt slept in 3 years

[timid imp]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-baumer-all-quiet-all-quiet-on-the-western-front-gif-27475681

[sturdy jolt]

You got me excited for a second

[glass trench]

we need coliseum with gladiator armour

[winter wasp]

I sadly know a few people that would go through emotional anguish if shown this message

[glass trench]

eeee zee

[radiant glacier]

Or you get bopped in the head by a thrown tomato 😭

[grim python]

pc would go brrr

[radiant glacier]

Half sword by itself is already intensive so doesnt matter, I have a 3050 and barely get 60 fps

[signal wedge]

bro is NOT the heir of the erdtree

[glass trench]

your right i am Heir Of The Erdtree

[topaz bridge]

How to end the tutorial and go to battle

[radiant glacier]

Fight the dummy and lose to it

[glass raptor]

Alt+F4

[glass trench]

request access to playtedt

[dawn plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/8g-g-force-wtf-lol-gif-25083702

[little verge]

I know my bad, public shame me.

[wispy ermine]

I cannot wait to become the most vicious of manlets

[topaz bridge]

OK THX U

[glass raptor]

Randomly generated willies when

[radiant glacier]

You get a brave stand but its all dagger users who are 4’0

[lean niche]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[wispy ermine]

5' 3" tho, 160cm

[radiant glacier]

Is there any wips on armor

[glass raptor]

The midget Willie when they realize they stand at head level to my axe that’s bigger than them

[topaz bridge]

OH!!!! I SEE THAT

[brazen light]

@timid imp why do the saves not work when i save it in game 😭

[brazen light]

im tryna give myself cool pants without a shirt and it does NOT work

[glass raptor]

Shirtless with pantaloons is not the fit

[radiant glacier]

Diaper fit knight

[glass trench]

what are you using to save it

[brazen light]

ovrdth's selector

[glass trench]

if you save it with ovrdth’s selector it won’t save because it only saves whatever class load out you pick

[wispy ermine]

It's finnicky, Ctrl L with the trainer and hold it for like 2 seconds just to be sure, then save in ovrdth before exiting to menu. make sure you're not clicked onto another loadout in the selector

[timid imp]

did you press ctrl L before saving in selector ?

[radiant glacier]

is the quality of life mod safe?

[brazen light]

um no

[glass trench]

use a different loadout selector ovrdth doesn’t count items that were spawned in im pretty sure

[timid imp]

oh that prolly why

you gotta save it with the trainer first for some reason

[wispy ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-most-important-part-bricky-crucial-important-part-vital-gif-17818837

[timid imp]

sorry i forgot to mention it : (

[brazen light]

imma check if it works

[timid imp]

bonk

[wispy ermine]

bonk indeed

[safe nacelle]

How to use simple trainer? i set what i want and go into a game and it restarts to default

[cinder stone]

#work-in-progress is this gonna affect the speed/strength of the player character or is it just gonna be cosmetic? o:

[tough hedge]

They said the game is gonna be free on epic, Does this mean the playtest is coming to epic or early access will also be free?

[safe nacelle]

halfsword trainer*

[brazen light]

it does work but how do i take the shirt off

[timid imp]

i dont know

[cinder stone]

whyyy

I feel like a samurai whenever I finish a fight in one blow >:3

[glass trench]

go onto ovrdths selector and pick the boxer one that takes the shirt off idk how to take the gloves off though but from there choose what else you want then save

[short pulsar]

Is there a way for me to change keybinds in the Playtest?

[brazen light]

nah i need the gloves off too 😭

[wispy ermine]

There is a button to strip nakey iirc

[timid imp]

the peasant billhook doesn't have a shirt iirc

[brazen light]

yeah but it doesnt save

[glass trench]

maybe you could spawn in an unarmed naked willie then swap to that one and save it

[full dew]

will early access be free?

[timid imp]

no

[brazen light]

k thanks

[full dew]

is it clear how much money we have to pay?

[glass trench]

yes 109.99

[full dew]

funny

[glass trench]

due to it being such a HIGH QUALITY game

no im not joking really….

[brazen light]

OH I KNOW HOW TO TAKE THE HAT OFF

[full dew]

how

[brazen light]

i just have to run head first into a pole

[timid imp]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-meme-shrek-good-question-good-question-gif-7176451729184982026

[glass trench]

oh yeah

[full dew]

no one's buying this game for 109,99

[glass trench]

i actually would if it had that 2.0 gore system

[brazen light]

i am

[uneven juniper]

Do you guys know if the editor will allow you to be 4’11 and obese?

[spice pewter]

weiner physics?

[mortal sonnet]

it'll still save the hat, try making your outfit in beggar tier then equip the weapons in another tier : )

[full dew]

I would buy it for 15 euro but not more

[glass trench]

willies willy physical

[jolly gorge]

do we know when the early access release is?

[full dew]

you could buy gta 6 with that

[glass trench]

unfortunately gta 6 is not out

[mortal sonnet]

somewhere between october and the end of the year

[jolly gorge]

noice

[timid imp]

bonk : )

[glass trench]

and it only is supported on consoles aka not good

[brazen light]

the point is i want a pants only outfit

[glass trench]

at the start of every match just run over and knock your head off the pole easy

[brazen light]

• it did save the hat ffs 😭

[safe nacelle]

help, why does the half sword trainer does not work for me

[timid imp]

just wear a hat

[glass trench]

what’s it say

[timid imp]

its good for you

[brazen light]

i no no wanna

[safe nacelle]

i mean its all the menu opened but when i enter into a game it resets to default settings

[brazen light]

i need the sunburn yk

[glass trench]

ike everytime you go into a match it resets invincibility etc?

[safe nacelle]

yes

[glass trench]

pretty sure that’s meant to happen, it is buggier than it was in demo so

[naive iron]

Where is Willie's Willie Slider at? >:[

[safe nacelle]

what do i do

[glass trench]

what if we have to pay to adjust willie size just like real life

[brazen light]

weakling

[glass trench]

just change ur settings everytime u go into battle

[brazen light]

beat the guy with no weapon

[safe nacelle]

i change them but it doesnt work

[glass trench]

are you changing them in the match or menu

[safe nacelle]

i try to spawn frozen the npc and it doesnt work

[safe nacelle]

i tried both

[glass trench]

ohhhh it’s kinda bugged out idk if frozen npcs work anymore

[brazen light]

vro i did it without a weapon

[glass trench]

if you press f3 naked willies spawn that are kinda frozen

[final venture]

my discord is now freezing when tabbing into half-sword

[wind charm]

you clearly don't own an air fryer

[brazen light]

well bad news for u because i DO

[glass trench]

whenever i tab into and out of elden ring my display goes black and stars flickering some games just don’t like being tabbed into an out of

[final venture]

thing is i don't remember half sword doing that, it's so weird

[safe nacelle]

yea but how can i fix the mod

[glass trench]

that’s the thing

[final venture]

wait, changing graphics to Epic fixes it.

[safe nacelle]

or how do i use if im using it wrong

[glass trench]

you don’t 😈😈😈

[safe nacelle]

i want abuse hobos with axes and i want me to use axe

[brazen light]

im better

[glass trench]

go in beggar level and get one of the axe loadouts in ovrdth selector then go into carnage

[brazen light]

the drip killed him

[safe nacelle]

dafuq is beggar

[glass trench]

the poor tier

[safe nacelle]

but they doesnt have weapons

[brazen light]

nah wtf

[glass trench]

yes but go into carnage

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-comedy-ben-stiller-blue-steel-gif-3527364

[wispy ermine]

intimidation aura is REAL

[glass trench]

or press f3 for naked willies and massacre them but i don’t think they move

[naive iron]

What are some ideas to make the game a lil harder?

[glass trench]

0 sens

[supple crystal]

force yourself to use the first weapon it gives you when you click a tier

[wind flume]

The frustraion feel going against shields inn every sword fighting game but chivalry or forhonor is IMMENSE

[naive iron]

hum hum... thank you both

[wind flume]

Realisme

[naive iron]

My first idea was just max damage to player, 0 sens is interesting too

[glass trench]

1 damage done to opponent from you and 50 percent done to you from opponent

[eager torrent]

the shadow has no pp

[glass trench]

superior observations

[safe nacelle]

ohhh i understand it now, u have to press the f keys to get the things u want

[brazen light]

hell yeah

[wispy ermine]

Not too terrible once you feel it oot

[remote crypt]

The pp has no shadow

It has physics

It will also swing around under the pants
Source: trust me bro.

[jolly gorge]

30 mins wait for screenshots is crazy

[wispy ermine]

Can't wait to see someone spin at mach F U C K and break willie's jaw with it

[safe nacelle]

who is willie

[drifting bane]

the main man

[safe nacelle]

oh

[eager torrent]

I dont get the censor bar, why is it there, there is no shadow so show us uncensored footage

[severe trench]

i think that a smooth willy willie is just as scary as a physics enabled willy on willie

[brazen light]

the gnome drip is immaculate

bros TREMBLING in fear before my drip

[jolly gorge]

how does the lock on work? i press they key but it does noting

[wispy ermine]

circle goes in to indicate lock on, only activates when you hold click.

[silk sable]

how come you guys blurred out his little willy ☹️ what if i wanted to see it

[safe nacelle]

how can i pick him up

[pallid pike]

Is the new character's name Frek?

[jolly gorge]

whats the stuff behind the black bars

[pallid pike]

I'd love to see it

[safe nacelle]

WATAFAK

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/jasper-county-jasper-county-gr-growl-gif-8027563179157643996

[safe nacelle]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[pallid pike]

That is a goblin

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-angry-cat-angry-kitten-violence-violent-cat-gif-1754975238705756693

[safe nacelle]

how can i pick the npc up

[glass trench]

press e and q

[wind charm]

ask them for their number

[mint raven]

thats crazy lol

[safe nacelle]

i said pick not rizz

[glass trench]

and jus hope for the best

[safe nacelle]

but i mean like take them above my head

[mint raven]

magic

[glass trench]

yes press e and q and start flailing around

[modern salmon]

You go into settings and change the new willy size slider

[mint raven]

yooo

[safe nacelle]

im a person with no brain, i cant

[safe nacelle]

it doesnt appear that in settings

[mint raven]

imagine

[modern salmon]

It's like right there just look a bit harder

no pun intended 😏

[safe nacelle]

cap

anyways in the half sword trainer how can i change things if it doesnt let me with the mouse

[glass trench]

dude you have to really grasp onto it

THEN youll find it

[modern salmon]

Like really try

[safe nacelle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/942378397030555729/1045101719203364944/SirFletcher.gif

[glass trench]

like you might have to beg too

[hardy hemlock]

I wish shields had more weight to them; they feel super floaty atm

[safe nacelle]

exactly

[jolly gorge]

She sorta looks like an old female version of All Might lol

[modern salmon]

I hate you said that

[safe nacelle]

leave the old man alone please he is my passed grandpa

[modern salmon]

Absolute cinema

[safe nacelle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1141899141266546738/1157932720748494909/togif.gif

how can i get acces to send pics and gifs

[light stirrup]

Level 2 on the server

[fringe obsidian]

Level 5 actually*

[safe nacelle]

cap

[brazen light]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shooting-blue-shirt-gif-17302880

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shooting-red-shirt-gif-17302883

[patent delta]

@worn heron excuse me

[glass trench]

is this lore accurate

[brazen light]

LOL

[patent delta]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-moderator-discord-moderator-delete-moderator-snitch-gif-27063075

[worn heron]

no idea what you're talking about

[modern salmon]

yuh

[brazen light]

wtf kinda berserk shit is this

[worn heron]

sure looks like it's set properly to me

[fringe obsidian]

Mhm

[glass trench]

idk what your talking about man the pic looks normal

[patent delta]

lying fucking discord

[past stream]

grah

[winter sable]

[past stream]

turn off slowmode

[glacial chasm]

@boreal path i still dont understand ur assignment

[modern salmon]

Its a skill issue you gotta do the quick time event and some side content

[fringe obsidian]

Blep

[brazen light]

the slow mode is MASSIVE

[patent delta]

https://www.geoguessr.com/vgp/3003?gamemode=pin

[glacial chasm]

u should have put it to a week

[brazen light]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-any-haircut-recommendations-low-taper-fade-you-know-what-else-is-massive-gif-3708438262570242561

[patent delta]

THERE finally jesus

[patent delta]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-huph-the-incredibles-pixar-grab-gif-15835910

[past stream]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-drake-dancing-drake-dance-drake-funk-dancing-gif-25061048

[modern salmon]

🫃

[brazen light]

[glass trench]

Willie, Harbringer Of Doom

[brazen light]

how the fuck

[modern salmon]

Actual cinema 👐

[patent delta]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-goty-game-of-the-year-tarnished-margit-gif-27608407

[scarlet kite]

Berserk if it was good:

[true zealot]

How do you have custom swords? didnt think it was out yet

[brazen light]

moments before disaster

[frail kestrel]

I’m s there anyway I can grab better

[glass trench]

Foul willie in search of thy elden ring. Someone must extinguish thy flame, let it be.... WILLIE, HARBRINGER OF DOOM!

[true zealot]

#1244313050174197850 is all about grabbing and manipulating the NPCs, im sure youll find smt good there

[worn heron]

it's on 10 seconds, I told them that if I set it up 10 mins or anything higher, it would screw over everyone in the chat for a bit lol.

[fringe obsidian]

Mhm

[worn heron]

but noooo "do it do it"

[glass trench]

FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL.... BEAR WITNESS!

[slate loom]

I want a Weiner lengthening slider

[patent delta]

you redirected all the general chat chaos to half sword chat

[worn heron]

blame them, I am but a cog in the machine

[lament wraith]

is the sword so gargantuan that its consuming the framerate or do you just play like this

[brazen light]

WTF

[slate loom]

I'll even accept a shortening one too

[glass trench]

yes its consuming the framerate.

[true zealot]

use it as a mace

[fringe obsidian]

Yeah I am very happy

[slate loom]

Perhaps even a girthening

[worn heron]

did the trainer mod fix the issue with changing the size of weapons?

[glass trench]

yes

[fringe obsidian]

I’ve got my reactions and half sword best sex mod

[patent delta]

trainer mod is buggy as hell for me

[true zealot]

since when was there a trainer for playtest?

[worn heron]

wicked. now I can ban anybody that makes a reference to berserk with a huge sword.

[modern salmon]

I know some people who said that too "Just following orders" they said

[patent delta]

ui freezes like 3 seconds into every match

[worn heron]

it got updated a few weeks ago. Check the pinned messages in #modders-guild-hall

[cobalt kayak]

Willy has a willy now?

[glass trench]

oh what the fuck

[tender quest]

that statement itself is a reference O_O

[idle crane]

now you can stab people with the little spear

[worn heron]

just come out and openly say you're comparing me to a nazi big guy. don't really find that one funny.

[idle crane]

[worn heron]

no sense in dancing around the bush. Be honest.

[patent delta]

ok changing the subject

(15 second awkward silence here)

half sword lightsabers

[modern salmon]

I meant no harm by it Sorry.

[brazen light]

guys what does x do

[true zealot]

I've downloaded and ran it, what now? Just reset my game?

[patent delta]

swaps weapons from right hand to left hand and vice versa

[worn heron]

swaps what side you're holding your weapon on. You can use it to alter your stance in quite a few ways

[worn heron]

Much appreciated

[brazen light]

oh shit i forgor

[worn heron]

Yup! As long as you installed the autoinstaller and ran it, just launch the game

[patent delta]

one thing i find really annoying is the horizontal turning cap

[wind charm]

If there's a flaw in your armor, what's the saying when there's a weak spot in it?

[brazen light]

im a magician

[patent delta]

i want to be able to do a 3600 degree spin kick but my ACCURSED FRAMERATE limits me

[true zealot]

rad

[worn heron]

with the two handed weapons it'll allow you to get some nice flourishes, when bringing the weapon over your shoulder and pressing X, you can swing it over your head and transfer the force.

[glass trench]

big shields help, they said.

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-wailord-pokemon-go-wow-gif-12216564

[brazen light]

yeah ik i just forgot what it did since i mostly fight without weapons

[patent delta]

my main weapon is either the greatsword or the axe

[patent delta]

(greatsword for Cool Factor, axe for dismembering my enemies viciously)

[glass trench]

What the fuck do i do with this?

[brazen light]

LOL

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/they-had-us-in-the-first-half-not-gonna-lie-gif-13620240

[true zealot]

Take a seat.

[glass trench]

Willie is scared of heights

[brazen light]

smash someones head with it

"what a nice weather up there!"

[hardy hemlock]

I hate how the AI using halfswording is just them running into you until you fall over

[worn heron]

Waillord my beloved

[brazen light]

holding hands with willie

[left plank]

is there a command for my character to enter ragdoll?

[worn heron]

nah

there are mods where you can do similar things tho

Like jump/launch yourself

[worn heron]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jrlElOa4ejJ6J-9Rd/spok?invite=cr-MSw0RkwsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[left plank]

are the mods in the modders chat?

[worn heron]

@wind charm it's... It's beautiful...

[worn heron]

Yup! Check the pinned messages

They're all on Nexus and some have the source codes on GitHub.

[worn heron]

The one with the jumping and such is the trainer mod, the first on the pinned messages in #modders-guild-hall

[left plank]

thank you so much

[worn heron]

No worries! Just remember that modding does come with its own risks as usual, just with any game. HalfSwordgames is not associated with any mods

I've been using the trainer mod myself tho, no issues

[left plank]

ok

[brazen light]

goofy ass pose

[patent delta]

Demo trainer mod is flawless
Playtest trainer mod is a little scuffed but still good

[wind charm]

Reposting this gem
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxG6wnYMACZqjqEV9MHrNoRUzIHgpFj36F

[worn heron]

I've not experienced issues myself besides minor bugs and the occasional crash.

[patent delta]

Mine tends to have the UI freeze

[brazen light]

press u if it freezes

[patent delta]

And also crashes (without actually stopping you from playing at all so long as you dont okay the crash popup)

[patent delta]

https://tenor.com/view/cleaning-lazy-sweep-sweeping-hiding-gif-11120468

[summer brook]

is it the exception access violation one

[patent delta]

idk i dont read them lol

[summer brook]

when you press the ok button you get the error on your clipboard

[brazen light]

look, a bird! ahh pose

[brazen light]

WTF

[true zealot]

What if there was a Willie that gave a thumbs up or down

Gladiator type shit

[brazen light]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[mossy kindle]

They're called willies?

[slate zealot]

oh yeah

[glass trench]

how can you play half sword without knowing its called willie

[mossy kindle]

I just call them (name of wielded weapon) man

[slate zealot]

so real

[glass trench]

The Elder Willie

[mossy kindle]

Scythe man or paddle man

[slate zealot]

what is this

[glass trench]

this is the elder willie

[hardy hemlock]

Nuts berk

[slate zealot]

why does bro have no helmet and a massive sword bro

wait bruh how u getting armour with guys in cloth

[glass trench]

llore accurate this is what we call Willie of the first order

[true zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1314950852410212402/1315707321132912732/Willie_business_card.gif

[frail tendon]

#work-in-progress is willie getting a willie update??

[glass trench]

ill show you my secrets

[slate zealot]

ok

[true zealot]

Willie has that perfect form flying kick

[mossy kindle]

Will the Willies have willies in the customization menu?

[slate zealot]

probs

[mossy kindle]

[brazen light]

AYO

makes me wonder if u can drop kick in this game

[glass trench]

thats it. theres no secret other than the elder willie

[brazen light]

make a comically thick and short hammer and name it girth master

[glass trench]

already got one

[brazen light]

dayum

[patent delta]

i just charged head first into a dude while wearing full plate

the closest feeling to being an astartes a man can experience

[median surge]

WHAT HAPPENED TO WILLIE, HE LOOKS TRAUMATIZED #work-in-progress

[median surge]

wait how did you do that? like a fist willie against an armored knight

and the giant hammer

[timid imp]

willie was in the trenches

[median surge]

dang bro how do you do that?

[glass trench]

secrets

[median surge]

is it a mod menu?

[radiant glacier]

where is the playtest version

[median surge]

trainer mod aint it

[glass trench]

secrets

[radiant glacier]

not the gatekeeping...

[glass trench]

an elder willie never reveals his secrets

[patent delta]

#modders-guild-hall message

[radiant glacier]

oh thank you

[sleek gull]

Tossin up a stream if anyone is bored

https://www.twitch.tv/fizzlepop531

[timid imp]

cut his hand off

[simple hamlet]

im new hi

how do i get mods

[dawn sparrow]

#modders-guild-hall check this channel

pins will get you the links

[timid imp]

not sure what i did to him but i win i guess

[placid wigeon]

Add metric system height (referring to WIP footage)

[brisk furnace]

willie has a wenus now

[timid imp]

poor lad

[tender quest]

shouldnt of leant in so hard lol

[brisk furnace]

how do you get the trainer to work?

[twilit granite]

https://tenor.com/view/google-exists-google-search-it-geekboy-geekboy-cz-gif-25933207

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-better-call-saul-breaking-bead-walter-white-gif-6174761702766811539

[gilded veldt]

people have genuinely bought that too

[tender quest]

we've been instructed to steer any convos away from this so it doesnt recieve more advertisement, soooooo

[glad olive]

Is there a update for the playtest on steam?

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shaggy-shh-quiet-hush-shut-up-gif-21648270

[gilded veldt]

you or the devs do plan on suing though right

[twilit granite]

No

[glad olive]

What is the most up to date version? In the one I am playing I can't click willie

[twilit granite]

Those are wip videos

[soft osprey]

Yes, I am personally going to sue

[glad olive]

Ohhh, okay, thank you

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thumbs-up-cat-thumbs-up-meme-stock-image-gif-27117830

[glad olive]

Honestly playtest is so much fun

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/fedora-tipshat-mlady-melady-athiest-gif-7191305

They’ll regret angering a discord moderator

[meager sorrel]

if in wip the man is naked does that mean they are adding pener?

[winter wasp]

What a lovely and playful hugging session between two people

[timid imp]

no

[meager sorrel]

Dam this is a sad day

[timid imp]

goofy

[winter wasp]

Turned his neck into a smoke grenade for a second there

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-discord-mod-gif-22325292

[timid imp]

holy shit

you bullied that man goddamn

[dawn plinth]

definitely not reposting

[winter wasp]

Been trying out a new playstyle with the greatsword loadout and i'm personally loving how it's developing so far, also using those strat clips that i saved to look back on

[stiff belfry]

McWonderBeast. Remove that black bar. Please.

[rough adder]

As of recently, i mightve just lost my technique but npcs just grab me and im basically instantly dead, they get a hold of me and i cant do anything no matter what

[winter wasp]

Was actually shocked he didn't immediatly die from the sword through the head the first time around

[rough adder]

I need to get on your guy’s level fr these clips are insane

[winter wasp]

Threw his sword like it was nothing too

[vale totem]

this is no Willie
who TF is this

[winter wasp]

Kicks are usually a good way for me to deter them from getting all grabby

[dawn plinth]

yeah sometimes they go brain dead instead of dying

[winter wasp]

And if possible, grabbing their hand seems to make them let go most of the time

[blissful coral]

How do we create a new weapon?

[rough adder]

Oh yeah shit forgot that you can kick

[timid imp]

willie grew up

[winter wasp]

true

[blissful coral]

Pls https://youtu.be/s6q8Vbro4-c?si=K3WlKfpl11a_KoBK

[timid imp]

holy shit

[winter wasp]

The audacity to go into battle with a dagger and a shield.
The beating is deserved

[rough adder]

How all my fights be goin recently

[winter wasp]

Oh my god.
He relocated your atoms to the edge of the universe

[timid imp]

😭

[blissful coral]

How do i acces the customisation UI from that video Pls. https://youtu.be/s6q8Vbro4-c?si=K3WlKfpl11a_KoBK

[winter wasp]

Literally used the force on that one, there's no denying it.

[dawn plinth]

[blissful coral]

PLS

[dawn plinth]

that update will be coming out later this year

[blissful coral]

Pls

[timid imp]

he pommel struck my face, kicked me in the back of the leg and then ran into me

[blissful coral]

PLS PLS

[fossil hedge]

So willie has a willie now?

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-meme-gif-22672438

[tulip spire]

I continue to not understand how to post images directly from halfsword to discord :/

[timid imp]

bored im going back to longswords i think

[winter wasp]

a bonk and a severe bullying session to inspire fear into the whole army

[ionic sparrow]

what do you press to hurt willie in the menu

[tulip spire]

ist that not a greatesword?

[timid imp]

it is, and im kinda bored so its longsword time instead

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-7433931244412524776

[eternal yoke]

Would be cool to have different body types — fat gets better health but is slower, skinny is less health but faster, and athletic is a mix

[timid imp]

i like rapid cuts more than bonkin

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-mean-that-sad-gif-14406298

[timid imp]

like giving willie little jabs in the ribs and neck

[tulip spire]

ah. i art a buffooner.

[sweet falcon]

Does the new post in work in progress suggest that Willie gets a Willie?

[gilded veldt]

that’s definitely not willie

[winter wasp]

bonk.mp4

[timid imp]

that was the joke yes, he doesn't actually get one though

[gilded veldt]

he looks like a chester

[tender quest]

that was some ballerina type shit

[sweet falcon]

I was about to say or was it a joke lol

[winter wasp]

i be on my ballerina arc lately

[dawn plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-spin-confetti-fishy-spinning-gif-2147613004635078456

[timid imp]

nvm bonking is still fun

and the fence is still my real enemy

[honest fiber]

is summer still the estimated early access release?

[dawn plinth]

Q4, so between October 1st and December 31st, ithink?

[soft osprey]

I feel you 🙁

[meager sorrel]

I wish my character would lock in when he loses his hand instead of crying like a little bitch

[honest fiber]

sweet

[oblique palm]

Guys i dont want to kill frank… 💔

[winter wasp]

My sword really just went up and left me

[soft osprey]

Do you mean Willie

[meager sorrel]

hes like "waaa waa"
skill issue honestly he should just firmly grip the two handed sword and finish the fight ong

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/hammaya-relaxed-relax-mr-bean-gif-gif-604132771586296524

[lean cove]

yall added a dick into sword fight game

i know what im gonna use to clash with greatswords now

the greatcock

[median surge]

Are you using cinematic?

[winter wasp]

Crazy statement

[median surge]

Or why is that so good graphics

[old shell]

NAH\

[timid imp]

nah

high with dx12 iirc

[dawn plinth]

same

[lean cove]

🔥

[sage night]

Can we keep willie please

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[dawn plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-cute-smile-eyebrow-raise-if-you-know-what-i-mean-nice-gif-13332297

[winter wasp]

Seizure tipped blade

[timid imp]

what the fuck

[winter wasp]

same thought

caught me so off-guard lmao

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-tightly-bustle-holding-hands-lovely-gif-21164548

[meager sorrel]

wait till gore is implemented on it

instant win

[dawn plinth]

oh thats crazy

[winter wasp]

We both needed emotional support after that one

holding hands was mandatory

[dawn plinth]

you'll be the first to chat in the cbt thread when it pops up too

[meager sorrel]

Halfsword speedrun, penile victory only

[languid verge]

is there any way to change what moniter your game is on

[echo leaf]

How do I change the gamemodes?

or atleast get like armor

[prime dagger]

Not a fan of the new willie they showed in WIP , hope the original is put back . New one looks like a base head

[echo leaf]

The only gamemodes I have access to just only have bald and homeless people fighting

I figured it out nvm

[dawn plinth]

oh awesome

[echo leaf]

Is there specific mods though to customize your loadouts more?

[timid imp]

mods

ovrdth's slection and trainer mod are the ones i use, followed guides on youtube to install them

[echo leaf]

Fantastic

[timid imp]

ovrdth's is on nexus and the trainer mod i installed on github

[prime dagger]

Dont like the look they are going for, hopefully its a joke . Keep willie the same !!!!

[glass trench]

it’s frankys face it’s what they show in wip footage i DOUBT they would switch it away from willie

[twilit escarp]

might be nice for weapons to be a little less "sharp" when they're on the ground, the amount of times i've lost matches because i accidentally stepped on a polearm or a sword and it instantly cut my leg off is a bit ridiculous

like by that logic, why even use landmines? you could just scatter knives all over the battlefield and your enemies would be eviscerated the moment they stubbed their toe on one

[summer brook]

tanks

[twilit escarp]

just place down a polearm

[dawn plinth]

your gore level must be at 200%

[twilit escarp]

it'll go right through the hull, impale the driver and carry on through the commander's hatch

[dawn plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/cutting-the-butter-two-plaid-aprons-slicing-chopping-gif-11260435243020205492

[prime dagger]

Oh was hoping it was just a joke , them dark eyes had him looking crazy lol

[summer brook]

[glass trench]

depends what your core level is on i guess, im on regular and experiencing no issues what stepping on stuff anymore. before the 3 gore options update they used to end my games because it would absolutely destroy and obliterate my legs but now its a lot better

[timid imp]

dork

[vale totem]

they coulda gave him hair
other then that I kinda wanna look like Claude from gta 3 ingame

[twilit escarp]

i still won, rolling around like the fucking fire-giant in his second phase, impaled the bastard with my shortsword.

[timid imp]

saved

[glass trench]

thanks made it myself

[echo leaf]

Npcs grabbing onto you is the most obnoxious thing in the world

[glass trench]

fucking hate fire giant

[winter wasp]

Hella nice clip.

[glass trench]

kick the nuts it works 9/10 times

[twilit escarp]

everyone hates the fire giant, but worst bosses in the game are the ulcerated tree spirits in tiny rooms

[dawn plinth]

ty

[placid flare]

they'll change wilie?

[graceful imp]

my god smii7y laying halfsword???

[glass trench]

i actually didn’t mind them, but i went to mother of fingers with a +3 upgraded uchikatana and didn’t do ANY damage

[dawn plinth]

no🙅‍♂️, well maybe, depends on what you mean, Frank is here now

[oblique sequoia]

[graceful imp]

halfsword going mainstream????

[winter wasp]

You know stuff gets real when you see the switch to 2-handed.
Lovely slice

[winter wasp]

Actually?

[summer brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1323038491411746879/Cat.gif

[glass trench]

i don’t know how you guys can play on high sens like this

[graceful imp]

YEAH
https://youtu.be/7drUCDfjvP0

[summer brook]

https://youtu.be/7drUCDfjvP0

[graceful imp]

swear on my life thats not a rick roll

[glass trench]

my dpi is like 800 and i play on 20% game mouse sens

[winter wasp]

Damn, did not see that.
thx for letting me know

[timid imp]

it got stuck

[timid imp]

practice : )

[devout wren]

not online now broskis?

[formal chasm]

the terrible curse of physics engines.
in doubt? spazz around violently

[winter wasp]

Managed to trip his little footsie

[glass trench]

i don’t like high sens in any games, i like the realism more to be honest. i only use low sens for more precision and smoother hits so i can feel satisfied from attacks

[formal chasm]

very exanima of you

[winter wasp]

That was really lodged in there, my god.

[dawn plinth]

love exanima

[timid imp]

lmfao

[formal chasm]

yea some of the exanima knowledge transfers into this game it seems

[hollow gale]

I hate that you can just be grabbed and they only let go when they’re dead or sometimes when they’re unconscious

[dawn plinth]

I have muscle memory from exanima, it shows in my clips 🗣️

[formal chasm]

yea its bs will probably get removed

[glass trench]

mace them motherfuckers in the toes

they let go for me wvery time

[still gazelle]

Its very annoying if they give up because they still won't let go and then you get ganked trying to cut their arm off so you can fight proper

[timid imp]

chat give me a random weapon to use

[summer brook]

the axe on a stick

[still gazelle]

Long war hammer

[timid imp]

anything but that

[timid imp]

it will be done dolphin

[still gazelle]

fine, uuuhhhhh, big body shield + short sword

[echo leaf]

I just got knocked down unconscious from running into a fence

[dawn plinth]

that one thin, purple greatsword

[echo leaf]

[dawn plinth]

[timid imp]

is dis one ok?

[hollow gale]

Who do hits that wouldn’t stop an NCO from fighting insta kill you?

[timid imp]

oh should i use a two handed one?

[summer brook]

the long one is better

[timid imp]

cause i alr got that build set up

consider the following

[still gazelle]

https://steamusercontent-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/38944911067129448/FBD6CA7E0E0528F468DE82A2590FBFB49AA1AF19/ Very satisfiying halfsword™ use

[twilit escarp]

I didn't quite clip it right, so I'm reuploading it, but the punches you can throw when switching to halfsword are absolutely savage

[timid imp]

try 2 1 handed axes

[summer brook]

i only have ovrdth installed

[winter wasp]

The sound

[lean cove]

😋

[winter wasp]

One tough son of a gun

[trail nexus]

@little verge willie fat percentage reveal? he cut asl

[dawn plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/gave-sad-forlorn-meh-sigh-gif-7760640

[still gazelle]

Guys have you ever seen the AI literally get their back flayed like a fish and continue to fight?

https://steamusercontent-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/38944911067153253/E3F174DEFBA66C60090309391FC3DDED6BE819D0/

[twilit escarp]

feeling like a dark souls front cover with this one

[still gazelle]

man is ready to self service

[twilit escarp]

well he can't wank anymore, that's for certain

[winter wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1325629958038753361/Bck.mp4?ex=679d721b&is=679c209b&hm=5cb7a3acc29c729dbb2b36a2e45e96facb060b4a32870ecda3accd223ddc9f9d&

Didn't continue to fight here though

Strong will your Willie has

[lost wagon]

I'll find a way

[mortal sonnet]

Willie fat slider when??

[twilit escarp]

slicing a guy's face off then striking the sassiest pose he could muster

[trail nexus]

must have

[eager blade]

is it legal to bring feet to a fist fight?

[dawn plinth]

think more externally... when pyrocynical mod?

[still gazelle]

Okay this doesn't "disturb" me persay its video game. But holy fuck in 60 hours this is the most gruesome kill I've ever preformed

https://steamusercontent-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/38944911067174280/66F453E2AE8E0691E00D2BE32DB33268D1C8952A/ He is still fucking breathing, gurgling on his own blood from where his skin got chopped off

that cough at the end plus the Willie blank stare is actually unsettling

Its too real

I can imagine someone horrifically dying that way in an actual battle, lying there in the dirt blood coating your face, pooling over your eyes blinding you. Your face in so much pain you can't even process what the fuck just happened. Your arm bleeding too with a 4cm hole stabbed clean through it. Just agony

[soft osprey]

Haha yeah

Must be quite..unimaginable in reality

Hopefully shock helps poor Willie

[dawn plinth]

hey, do you check out the threads under game-footage? the combat is pretty tasteful... , you might like

[twilit escarp]

I just got this one, which is less brutal but I feel a similar way about it

[dawn plinth]

that game footage is so smooth...

[wind charm]

⭐ It's Finally Happening ⭐
https://youtube.com/live/Q54etwyZJUw?feature=share

[gaunt sapphire]

i bet you will die toa kick

[gaunt sapphire]

why is your gameplay so smooth 💔

mine is always hopes and prayers i dont die to overhead

[winter wasp]

Mannnn, it's 3 AM here

Perfect time to hop on a stream

[devout lion]

Why does my game keep crashing when I decapitate the willies when they're on the ground

[formal chasm]

take a break lil bro

[twilit escarp]

sword fighting games are my bread and butter, I don't have so many hours in this game, but I've got like 400 in exanima, 400 in the Halfsword demo, 500 in Chivalry 2 and 1,000 in mordhau, so I picked it up fairly quick

[twilit escarp]

also you say that but I got killed by the guy with the sword in the background of that clip about 30 seconds later lmao

[gaunt sapphire]

lmao

my willies do the speed of light swings that are sometimes so random you cant even comprehend what happened

[twilit escarp]

i try to block some times, but never against polearm users if I'm not using one myself, and always against axe users because they get around your armour

being confident and accepting death will probably happen is a surprisingly good strategy, unless they immediately take your limbs off because they have a longsword

[winter wasp]

Such a dramatic worm jump from Willie

[twilit escarp]

alright this one happened too fast for me

i think i even dumbfounded the other willie because he didn't even try to block lmao

[light stirrup]

How do I yeet myself at Willie?

[dawn plinth]

massclown trainer has a dash function that you can spam

https://tenor.com/view/sapari-sapari-cat-sapari-cat-fling-fling-cat-fling-gif-23898007

[light stirrup]

Aight thanks lol

Wanna cannon ball someone

[copper frigate]

has there been any word about what the top greyed-out icon is in the playtest?

[dawn plinth]

I don't think so! But the picture with an anvil that says coming out soon was announced recently

[sweet bluff]

What's that going to be

[jolly gorge]

I should think the weapon customizer

check out the halfsword youtube channel and you can see videos on the weapon customizer and willie customizer

[dawn plinth]

ooo, that top greyed-out icon might be for WIllie/Franky customization

[sweet bluff]

Very cool

[torn elm]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XDwrBayiTto?feature=shared

[remote crypt]

I honestly hope so. Also 15s slowmode oof.

[dawn plinth]

ah rip

[soft osprey]

Just for that I’m gonna make it 30

[dawn plinth]

We're sorry 🥺

[remote crypt]

meaniehead

[glass trench]

if

mama i want gamer soup🧌

[dawn plinth]

[remote crypt]

[dawn plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-puppet-chopping-vegetables-peppers-red-pepper-chef-gif-25283296

[dawn plinth]

you must play on a widescreen monitor...

[remote crypt]

I do indeed.

[humble meadow]

I have a joke

Why does halfswording exist?

because the other half is sliced into the wielders palm

[remote crypt]

I have a perfect clip for this actually

[mental current]

wait is the next update gonna be THE early access?

[soft osprey]

Yes, though it’s not till Q4

[mental current]

awww

[soft osprey]

I know brother man 🙁

[mental current]

won't we even get a bugfix for the playtest? 😦

like there's that bug when you die and your Willie keeps saying the sparing voicelines even if you kill the opponent

[blissful gulch]

I have collected a specimen

[maiden cipher]

@remote crypt Oh by the way I made one for you and the others that were asking for a less tournament-inspired challenge

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1334421402769559562

[remote crypt]

Its now a speedrun

[honest sigil]

was i brutal enough?

[maiden cipher]

Well, only ranked as such. But I wasn't sure how else to rank the best runs.

You don't NEED to run it as a speedrun, a pimp shark is still incredibly difficult to accomplish.

Or Perfect iron man

Whatever you prefer to use that's just more to type out

[remote crypt]

Eh. I'll think about it. probably won't partake.

[maiden cipher]

No worries. Just completing a PIM is enough get you on the leaderboard if that's the sort of thing that tickles your fancy.

There are no entries currently, I'm working on one rn for a baseline

[soft osprey]

Doubtful if I’m being honest

[honest sigil]

HOW İS HE ALİVE

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[remote crypt]

temporary arm

[blissful gulch]

I just ran past someone and sliced em in half with one hand on a Longsword (My right hand was broken)

[honest sigil]

i just sliced somone in half and they didnt die

[blissful gulch]

How

[honest sigil]

.

[honest sigil]

i dont know

[blissful gulch]

Wait thats actually insane

[honest sigil]

bro was moving his legs telepathicly

[remote crypt]

This feels like saber fighting

[royal epoch]

New monitor upgrade? @remote crypt

[remote crypt]

Nah so this one's power cord shat out and I had to get a replacement. So I used my old monitor for a few dayhs

[blissful gulch]

I made him unable to get away and he still crawled away

[royal epoch]

That shit is wiiiidee, im a lil jealous. GL with your cord replacement

[remote crypt]

It already happened 🤣 ❤️

[royal epoch]

Gotta rock the dual monitor setup, one for halfsword, one for youtube. Thats the life

[remote crypt]

atm i am teaching myself 1h longsword 🤣

[remote crypt]

I cant pay attention like that

[honest sigil]

umm da fuck

[royal epoch]

and going against the worst weapon in the game 1h longsword

I hate the plancon with a passion

[remote crypt]

yes. I have to style.

[royal epoch]

I hated watching that leg move like that

[honest sigil]

after this he took my leg to

and i died

[royal epoch]

lmao no way, arm for an arm leg for a leg

[remote crypt]

@royal epoch 👀

[honest sigil]

should have killed him for using that disgusting thin

[remote crypt]

EH

I believe in reforming. On tuesdays and thursdays.

[timid estuary]

WTH IS THAT NEW WILLIE MODEL IN THE WIP

[honest sigil]

willie looks like hes on meth

[calm ivy]

FILLETED these guys:

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jBa9LfAOrkgO-y3lr?invite=cr-MSxwRk4sMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[timid estuary]

he is looking like he didnt sleep for 10 days

[honest sigil]

i just got oneshotted by a willie bro i couldnt fight back

[royal epoch]

That is one of the most gruesome kills ive seen outside of the dev tests

[remote crypt]

Hopped into t3

[royal epoch]

This is how to do it

[honest sigil]

i belive i can fly

[royal epoch]

I've never seen anything like that

[honest sigil]

insatant death

[remote crypt]

ikr. Literally went "huh"

[royal epoch]

You cursed me @remote crypt

[honest sigil]

HELİCOPTER HELİCOPTER

[remote crypt]

🤣

[honest sigil]

deserved

[verbal flume]

what are yall's favourite "tier" ?

[honest sigil]

tier 4

[remote crypt]

5/7

[verbal flume]

that's the one where they start to turn into actual soldiers right?

[honest sigil]

MY LEG MY LEG

[honest sigil]

yes

[verbal flume]

thats honestly fair
im actually at that right now

also i suggest trying out tier eight in first person, you dont really know what's happening most of the time but you do know that you must kill

[timid imp]

3

[lapis saffron]

lol. I have indeed woken up wiser

[remote crypt]

@royal epoch @timid imp I fkn love onehand longsword now

[thorny perch]

Why are you so long

[remote crypt]

Those are twohanders lol

[timid imp]

how do you one hand?

[remote crypt]

Click Right click. Then click X.

You can only do it with your left hand without getting your right hand too injured to hold normally.

[timid imp]

ty gonna go try it

[remote crypt]

ye

[timid imp]

fun

[remote crypt]

Yepperinos. Its a lot easier I've noticed with full arm plating. More restrictive movement angles.

[timid imp]

im not sure why this is working better than when i try to use sword normally but im here for it i guess 💀

[remote crypt]

🤣

[timid imp]

not as smooth but still fun

i really like this sword btw

the ones that have a weird triangle like blade are my favorites

[remote crypt]

you'll get used to it. It REALLY trains good mechanics for when you're normally using the sword

[remote crypt]

I did like them, until I realized how much whippiness I missed out on. I have a preference for getting flicks

[timid imp]

ngl i have an easier time flicking with em

i tried normal looking longswords a few times and i just can't get the timing down, the weird triangle ones feel more natural for me

i wonder what the purpose of making the blade like that was

[remote crypt]

I couldn't tell you but for me the regular ol' ones are way more natural. Less... stiff? Stiff is the word I'd use.

Rarely hit shots like this with the pointy boys tho

[timid imp]

didn't go to plan 😭

[thorny perch]

countered

[timid imp]

i like doing higher tiers but dear god do i hate how literally all of them have either shields or plancons

[royal epoch]

ima give the one hander a shot

[timid imp]

its fun

[wispy ermine]

I am.... the Knightstick!

[royal epoch]

@remote crypt @timid imp

[timid imp]

amazing

always glad to see a plancon user die : )

[remote crypt]

Noice

[verbal flume]

"OAF!" immediately dies

[lost wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046080713734234222/1334614328560717988/Frek.mp4?ex=679d2bf3&is=679bda73&hm=9cb4a3116ca079f86077b374d096c0769a675ba07848f37d89d920514fbfa995& Please add a penis size slider devs 🙏

[royal epoch]

Don't do half sword quality of life mod

[lost wagon]

???

[tough yew]

there shall be no private parts

[lost wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/curses-foiled-again-dammit-he-man-gif-5471587

[royal epoch]

IDK about y'all but after installing CPU temps are up 30 degrees

[inner jasper]

Add underwear color changer

[lost wagon]

QOL Mod doesnt do that

[royal epoch]

Luckily I make windows restore points weekly

[wispy ermine]

Hoe superiority

[royal epoch]

My CPU since I built my desktop is usually 30 degrees ambient and after using that sketch dll injector I was in the 60s or 70s

[verbal flume]

where in the world is that? is that like a more closed off testbuild or smth

[lost wagon]

#work-in-progress

[verbal flume]

oh im just slow lol

[verbal flume]

really wish i could get the scythe in the testbuild, that thing is broken in the demo

[wispy ermine]

Hooking will be fun but tbh it'll get annoying having so much surface area to get bound on everything. Already had a few annoying tangles with the hoe in the lil bit I've been bringing it into t7

[verbal flume]

i never had problems with the scythe hookin, usually just splits them clean in half but yeah i get what ya mean

[wispy ermine]

Demo handles a good bit different homie. You'll see in due time

I SHALL BE VINDICATED 😘

[verbal flume]

oh yeah no im aware of that lol, you can just go ham with no stamina
and I hate fighting spears in the demo

[wispy ermine]

I'm saying on the weapon end, I never had issues with it in the Demo either, but with the more structured combat it's gonna happen quite a bit methinks

[tacit prawn]

Actual bullshit

[verbal flume]

his sword just teleports..?

[tacit prawn]

I don't know

[potent pumice]

you can change modes?

[tacit prawn]

Apparently I'm dealing with the fucking 1400's John Marston

[verbal flume]

yeah i looked at the clip a couple times and in literally 1-2 frames his sword is in between your teeth

[tacit prawn]

Actual Dead eye shit

[verbal flume]

fastest hands this side of the english channel

[stiff belfry]

fencer i don’t like this fucker give me willbert

[potent pumice]

are you guys on a different version or something?

[stiff belfry]

apply for playtest

[potent pumice]

mine looks different

oh alright thanks

[runic steeple]

willie wont be taken out back and shot when the full game releases right?

[stiff belfry]

he better not

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1284201985553203331/makesweet-8s16q0.gif

[verbal flume]

okay thats pretty good

[stiff belfry]

fucker even called me a buffoon on the way down for lowering my guard

[potent pumice]

i have no idea where to apply

[stiff belfry]

game page on steam and scroll down

you’ll probably be allowed in by tomorrow

[potent pumice]

alright thanks

[verbal flume]

at the end you just took a nap 😭

[wispy ermine]

Bringing things up tiers is genuinely too fun

[verbal flume]

How do you bring things up tier?

[tacit prawn]

Fixed the Audio

Still bullshit

[wispy ermine]

Shenanigans. I use the trainer to spawn things in, hold ctrl L to save it, then save it into ovrdth's loadout selector. When I'm done playing dressup, I disable the trainer and get to keep my loadouts for future use

[tacit prawn]

So you cheater

Cheater, Cheater Pumpkin Eater

[wispy ermine]

If cheating is... making a prebuilt loadout? Then sure homie

[umbral hornet]

@little verge will there be a cock slider too?

I want to give my Willie a big willy

[wispy ermine]

Me omw to circumcise willie

[umbral hornet]

schwimming

[marsh jacinth]

Hey does anyone know when the WIP stuff get's released or is that stuff not public?

[tacit prawn]

Can you make him Big Willie?

Big Willie vs a Small Willie

[wispy ermine]

No, only size tings the trainer will do are weapons. Even then, afaik it doesn't save the size. B E E G willie v manlet is gonna be an Early Access thing

[tacit prawn]

Damn

Not even in Half Sword I can have a big willie

only average sized

[verbal flume]

that seems like a lot of work.. ah well, im just gonna suggest trying to dual wield either wooden mallets or stools lol

[stiff belfry]

the mallets are so fun

[wispy ermine]

It aint too bad lol, I may or may not have a dual stool loadout prepped lol

[stiff belfry]

i would unironically prefer just the small hammer over something like a halberd

[verbal flume]

axes are honestly too easy

[stiff belfry]

just clocking someone with the small hammer makes me feel like leatherface

[wispy ermine]

I yearn for a quarterstaff won't lie

[stiff belfry]

so true king

[verbal flume]

can we just get like, a rock in the game please?

[stiff belfry]

in chiv i am a quarter staff supremacist

can we also get this fucking 45 minute slow mode gone

[royal epoch]

back in business

be careful what you are putting on your computers people

[tacit prawn]

I only put games and work stuff on my computer