halfsword-chat-⚔

[brittle robin]

Will the playtest or demo be updated before early access or do we have to wait a year for new content

[dawn sparrow]

probably some fixes and such if any

[brittle robin]

Understandable. Would be really nice if abyss mode was added to playtest but that'll probably be the main selling point of early access so I get it

[dawn sparrow]

oh yes, I love the abyss more than arena, new mechanics with good old void would be 10/10. Also I love photo mode in abyss, so I'm eager to see some new stuff in there

[valid summit]

Yeah I agree I never really got too far in the abyss but I’ve definitely improved with the playtests mechanics and if the abyss had them is would be peak

[idle crane]

no planned updates wonder said yesterday

[oblique flint]

Hawk tuah

Sword tuah slash on that thang

[latent totem]

Is there just one dev working on this and is it part time project?

[gaunt sapphire]

credits button in question:

(no there are like 10 people that work in different aspects)

[gaunt sapphire]

literally no gore for a year treatment

[idle crane]

HSG Members:

---Directors:

Franchesko Togonidze
Title: Game Director

Ivan Nestorov
Title: Creative Director/Art Director
https://www.artstation.com/ivan_nestorov

---Programming department:

Mikhail Kharitonov
Title: Lead Programmer
Discord: def0rp

Anikait Mishra (Adrak)
Title: Programmer
Discord: adrak0

---Art department:

Milek Jakubiec
Title: Senior 2D Artist
https://milek.artstation.com/

Agata Pawlowska
Title: 3D Artist
Discord: Agata

Filippo Palliotto
Title: 3D Artist
Discord: Palliotto

---VFX Department:

Yosuf Nikchighamsari (GalaxyHighMarshal)(GHM)
Title: VFX Artist
Discord: galaxyhighmarshal

---Tech Art Department

Alexander Finegfan (Fiber)
Title: Tech Artist
Discord: fiber_man

---SFX/Music Deparment

Luca Ezequiel Primerano Torchia (Good Malware)
Title: Music Producer
Discord: goodmalware

[gaunt sapphire]

r devs not afraid of game just become not fun after a year

[timid imp]

this game has a surprising amount of depth to it

it can prolly make it a year

[jolly gorge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/r0DaH0Cqlh8?si=805Q6QzwQfpg5g_5

haha

[latent totem]

is there a way to see the full weapon in character selection screen?

Also I just played small buhurt and the opposite team started fighting eachother

[gaunt sapphire]

i swear willy will miss his stabs for 15 minutes straight and then pull out precise shit like this

[velvet cedar]

How do i fix LowLevelFatalError [File:D: build + +UE5|Sync\Engine|Source Runtime \DSD 12RHI Private D3D 12Util.cppl [Line: 926)
Out of video memory trying to allocate a rendering resource

[molten echo]

for some fucking reason my loadout didnt save properly

I had a full set of armor but the mod changed it to this fucking hat

and my swords gone

thats a sword I spawned in

[elder tendon]

you got some anger problems homie

[junior epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-lobotomy-willie-half-sword-willie-lobotomy-gore-gif-11873384114413719086

[gaunt sapphire]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jxf34RxtiUCSr00T2?invite=cr-MSx4NzQsMzI1MzIxMTExLA

why am i

a healthy person

that CLEARLY damaged his hand

cannot control his sword

and he's pressuring me like crazy

(i was moving up the entire clip)

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[muted dew]

found way faster, easier and safer alternatives to spin kick that can be done with medium sensitivity

[molten echo]

SHABONK

[smoky quail]

finally learned how to do a 360 kick and it's actually pretty effective

[whole pike]

how to do it

bc when i aim up i always kick his legs

[molten echo]

hes lucky he parried there

[muted dew]

i can inform that this breaks knees and skulls with ease

[molten echo]

but its not enough

[muted dew]

why is he missing stuff

[molten echo]

idk which item it is for the full arms

well

I forgot

[muted dew]

but why is it not there

[idle crane]

Awesome pic

[molten echo]

that took so long to kill him

[soft osprey]

Glad to see you can finally play

[timid imp]

trying to practice parrying

[molten echo]

I think it actually runs better now somehow

[timid imp]

i think i did ok considering i normally dont bother

[muted dew]

Absolute screenshot

[brittle robin]

Gon make me act out again...

[timber sleet]

worst position you can ever wish to be in this game

[molten echo]

always aim for the legs

[rotund kayak]

x ray

[wheat fossil]

How he do this

[jolly nexus]

Uh is there any mod on?

[wheat fossil]

I know it's trainer mod, but how did he size it up

[jolly nexus]

a guy just posted porn in art

not even joking

[lusty dove]

will the rogue like mode stay in the game?

[jolly nexus]

@boreal path sorry for the ping but could you please delete that video in art?

[karmic obsidian]

ayo

any admin on

the fuck did they send in art

#art-🎨

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-g-jimmy-butler-butler-reaction-senorclatticus-gif-7603023078686875221

what kind of moderation is this lmao the video has been up for an hour

[molten echo]

fuck i hate qwerty

[jolly nexus]

thank you moderation

[karmic obsidian]

only took an hour

[jolly nexus]

but actually spending 1 hour on the art channel without deleting it

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-g-jimmy-butler-butler-reaction-senorclatticus-gif-7603023078686875221

[candid pebble]

what was it

[jolly nexus]

porn

I'm not going to summarize

[candid pebble]

oh

[jolly nexus]

but it was weird

very very weird

[candid pebble]

okay

[molten echo]

so weird in fact that I had to bleach my eyes

[jolly nexus]

I bathed my eyes in sanitary water

but I remember that the occipital lobe is the part of the brain that processes visual signals

[acoustic atlas]

that sound 😩

[jolly nexus]

please don't remind me of that sound

[pseudo shadow]

poop

[tough yew]

why of course. poop

[fast sun]

Hey I can’t grab with both hands at the same time, is this a bug or is it like supposed to be that way

[little verge]

When you are grabbing are you also holding the mouse click with the correlating hand?

[fast sun]

Yeah

[fast sun]

Am I supposed to or nah

[little verge]

Yes you want to be holding LMB or RMB after pressing Q or E. If you get hit while holding on you can also lose your grip.

[fast sun]

Oh you need to hold it the whole time?

[little verge]

Correct, you can maintain a hold sometimes without using the mouse but holding it insures a longer hold.
#1244313050174197850 Has a lot of tips and tricks for this fighting style.

[fast sun]

Thank you

[runic karma]

bro is not getting up

[torn elm]

Custom Loadout Tutorial for QOL Mod
https://youtu.be/9VbnIRW8MtQ

[lunar pawn]

Just to ask, if the focus distance doesn't work is it some bug?

[little verge]

Could you clarify what you mean?

[muted dew]

since when you got rtx in game?

[oblique flint]

Dookie

[dreamy escarp]

argh

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jxjgDDKHNpKOWFPpF?invite=cr-MSxqRkIsMjcxOTk0MjA4LA

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[elder tendon]

omg what a sexy fit

[dusty pelican]

went from clean to messy really fast

[cinder laurel]

i may be stupid

how do i get out of the tutorial or whatever that is

[dusty pelican]

Is it black for you

[cinder laurel]

yes

[dusty pelican]

Download the playtest

On steam

[cinder laurel]

ah

i see

thanks

[lime spear]

anyone else getting a bug where they just stop in the middle of the arena at the start idk why its happening but its getting annoying cause its basically an instant kill cause you cant move

[elder tendon]

it seems like sometimes there's an invisible object or something

that your character gets stuck on

[lime spear]

yea or it looks like im getting stuck in the ground but idk as of rn i think im waiting for the next update cause i just cant play like that making me mad lol

[soft osprey]

I think Willie just gets scared and freezes up

[lime spear]

bs when i push w i wanna move add a fear slider or something then

[elder tendon]

this thing sucks

i hate it

[bitter zinc]

I had to basically go the entire fight like this and somehow still won

[elder tendon]

like holy fuck

the polearm mechanics feel like ass sometimes

this game makes me want to put a hole in my monitor sometimes lmao

time to stop for the day

[teal bobcat]

you just know hes dead before he hits the ground

[proven tendon]

dude just ate it

[timid imp]

BONK

[fluid remnant]

For a second I thought he had a helmet you knocked right off

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278425883803258964/1309161935706525756/whereisgorp.gif

[fluid remnant]

Yeah exactly

[tender quest]

got jumpscared by your keyboard

[eager blade]

I love him

[eager blade]

turnen we from this path - willie

[glass kestrel]

is mr banks still active on this server?

also wsp guys!

[sleek gull]

Yo

[glass kestrel]

wsp?

[idle crane]

Havent seen em for a little

[crystal glen]

Is the scythe in the game already or not yet

[toxic shadow]

how do i like, have my footwork actually work in hema logic instead of standing straight up?

same witah gaurds tbh

[glass kestrel]

sadly

[valid summit]

what the freak I'm trying to send this clip but its too big

[idle crane]

not in the playtest

[valid summit]

I hate discord

[idle crane]

You wont be able to send it in this chat. Try https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856 but it also might just be too big

[valid summit]

it was too big

[idle crane]

[toxic shadow]

what does F do?

[valid summit]

lock on

[toxic shadow]

oh there is a keybidn menu nvm

oh thats why i was stuck thrusting

[ruby scroll]

just wanna say I stumbled on this game and it's real fun

a bit insane, but fun

[toxic shadow]

yeah

i agree

[ruby scroll]

do you guys use "thrust mode" with alt?

[toxic shadow]

it seems really jank to me

[summer brook]

yes

[indigo zealot]

when will there be another update

[sleek gull]

Sure do!

[soft osprey]

The playtest will no longer be receiving updates. The focus is now on getting early access released in q4 of 2025

[wise halo]

I swear he is oke

[wind charm]

if you showed this before the gore patch people would explode

[wise halo]

🤔

[ruby scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/the-mandalorian-mando-bo-katan-lady-kryze-katee-sackhoff-gif-2568618682426949681

[ruby scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/musiq-ave-maria-nice-knight-gif-12555386

[toxic shadow]

is it just me or the mattock thingy really op, like it always oneshots

[fluid remnant]

Mattock?

From the demo?

[toxic shadow]

yeah

[fluid remnant]

Yeah it’s pretty damn good but the demo’s balance is borked in general

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1292912758886760478/VersionTest54_2024-10-07_19-12-07_-_Trim.mp4?ex=67913556&is=678fe3d6&hm=5b1fc3cc73bcabcc1b7e9bc52deb0065f5e87ebad67b22801e802d8dd0246bcb&

[summer brook]

trip

[sleek gull]

Just had one of those fights where both of us are hardly able to stand, bloodied head to toe. Thrilling! After I limply landed the killing blow, my dude hit the ground.

[tulip cape]

does brave stand not appear for the veteran tier anymore??

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[mental hull]

how do you guys grapple? i find it very difficult to do

[vale junco]

i love sending a right hook from hell in the fist combat

[mental hull]

and apparently you can't do body slams

not anymore

can't even lift someone up

[timid imp]

all good things must end

[mental hull]

r.i.p John Longsword

[night kite]

How do i get custom weapons and body armor, not the random ones

[timid imp]

i use the trainer mod to make the loadouts and ovrdths selector to save them

[night kite]

Where do i get that from? Steam workshop or google?

[timid imp]

ovrdth is on nexus and i don't remember the trainer mod

[night kite]

thanks

[timid imp]

nice

[tender quest]

repeat after me

[tender quest]

@boreal path is there a technical name for that move i did at the start?

[boreal path]

zwerchau

[formal chasm]

has anyone here mastered weapon throws yet

[mental hull]

someone made a community guide on it iirc

check steam

[formal chasm]

thanks bud ill check it out

[timid imp]

ngl i kinda hate armor

both wearing it and fighting it

[formal chasm]

too easy when they have their necks just hanging out like that

[formal chasm]

why is your char naked

[timid imp]

im a free spirit

also mods

2 of them

ovrdths selector and trainer mod

[formal chasm]

it lets you select armor?

whre do i get it

[timid imp]

here

[formal chasm]

thank you good sir

[timid imp]

you use trainer to spawn items you want, equip and then press ctrl L and open ovrdths selector up and save loadout in there

just make sure you dont end the round before you do that lil bit otherwise it wont save

[formal chasm]

good rat

youre good

[timid imp]

👍

[echo plinth]

ill be quite upset if they never add smithing to this game

[formal chasm]

this aint minecraft chum

id rather have jiggle physics

[echo plinth]

any real man wants to hammer glowing red steel into swords

[summer brook]

https://tenor.com/view/thwonk-gif-6293329663031849713

[fickle totem]

ragamafim

[summer brook]

ragamuffin

[distant elk]

It’s odd there’s a steam community post about the game being to easy. But when you actually let the AI attack you and you have to defend that’s when this game shines the most.

[timid imp]

is he offering it to me?

cause i dont want it

[gaunt sapphire]

sliders to change damage in question:

[timid imp]

what weapon should i use

[valid summit]

Billhook

[thorny perch]

Do you want the game to be hard?

Is the game meant to be hard? I dont get it....

The easiest way to win all the duels is just by halfswording

[timid imp]

wrong

[valid summit]

Skill issue

[light pike]

billhook is fun but im just too infatuated with swordplay to try other weapons

im a simple guy

[light pike]

i see sword i swing sword

[timid imp]

you should try greatsword out monkey

its really fun

lives up to the name

[light pike]

greatsword is aight but it isnt as fast as a normal straightsword or longsword

[timid imp]

militus got me addicted to greatswords

[valid summit]

Spinning the billhook over your head is the funnest thing

[light pike]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jxr70J84pAowSIcp1?invite=cr-MSxvUmIsMjg3NjQ4MDQ5LA

if i could somehow replicate that vertical swing with a billhook id use it more

he got me

[valid summit]

No you’re fine just walk it off

[summer brook]

scale of the dragon

[light pike]

i got go\jo'd

its tragic

[timid imp]

wanted to do a cool spin but billhook got stuck on my leg so i had to take his head instead

kinda gross

[timid imp]

im one of them

[valid summit]

I subbed just now I thought I had already but apparently I didn’t

[wind charm]

YouTube trying to keep me down fr

[timid imp]

m00 what would you say is your least favorite weapon?

[grave star]

i watch your shorts.

I hate going against that spiked spear. i get a good run going and then that thing shows up :/

[wind charm]

I think probably either the sickle or one handed spear

[grave star]

i have trouble with that one a lot.

[timid imp]

🇬🇧

[wind charm]

Rush em and damage Willie's arm to disable him if you are unable to parry

[timid imp]

i win against it like 25% of the time

sometimes it just bugs out an insane amount and i fly away

[summer brook]

wait for them to swing down

then hit them

[timid imp]

most of the time i just get stabbed 💀

[grave star]

im pretty good and parrying most other polearms then coming back with a swing to the face or lead arm. but that thing nicks me all the time.

[timid imp]

i can't parry

pretty much at all

sometimes i do it with luck

my go to has been to just run away if willie swings at me

[wind charm]

Fear is cringe

[timid imp]

oh dear

you took his face

[wind charm]

It's self defence your honour

[timid imp]

honestly plancon users deserve worse

next time also take his arms

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/chihuahua-tiger-dog-animal-gif-17078190356267688358

[mellow cloud]

How you get your movement on the swings so smooth damn

[elder tendon]

guys with the spiked spear things are the only ones I execute with extreme prejudice

[timid imp]

i hate that

get rid of that its awful

[wind charm]

high sensitivity and caffeine

[timid imp]

hm

i need caffeine

[mellow cloud]

🙏

I shall try

[wind charm]

it is all preference tho, Ovrdth has low sense and still fucks hard

[timid imp]

i kinda wanna see you, ovrdth and militus go at it

[wind charm]

I propose a comp team instead

[timid imp]

it would prolly be a fun fight

[wind charm]

my head cannon is z.andrews and militus leading and OVRDTH and I supporting back line

[crude flower]

y'all ever hit the perfect shot in tier 6 that goes so fast it's all the way through willie and he doesn't seem to care

[wind charm]

literally unstoppable comp team

[crude flower]

i shoulda cut him in half rn

but bro is trucking

[wind charm]

fr, makes a squishy noise as well

[crude flower]

cut all the way through bro

[valid summit]

Looks more like barely scratching the surface

[crude flower]

are you positive

[valid summit]

Rewatched it and it’s definitely hard to tell

[timid imp]

i finally did something kinda cool

[crude flower]

very nice

[timid imp]

ty

i think i have a pretty good understanding of greatsword now

once my flu is gone i will become unstoppable (i hope)

[crude flower]

we ball

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[wind charm]

m00 imposter

[eager blade]

tfw your leg lookin' fine

[grave aurora]

got a lively one

[soft osprey]

Pink name unrecognizable without the green

[wind charm]

https://youtube.com/live/RPcW49cEwKc?feature=share

[eager blade]

does this count as a circumcision? my willie's head has been entirely snipped

[grave aurora]

"a little off the top"

[eager blade]

hoes behead bros

[grave aurora]

i've found a very interesting bind

and ik for a fact if i try to bring it in and clip their neck i'll miss and die

[eager blade]

kick

[grave aurora]

i clipped their belly and they hit my arm and i just swung the billhook one-handed until it dug into their hip so i could jiggle it to kill them

[remote crypt]

falchion hours

[toxic shadow]

tf am i supposed to do with the tampon looking thing, i would send a picture but i dont have perms

oh its the shoulder shield

[unreal temple]

https://youtube.com/shorts/r0DaH0Cqlh8?si=WZSIp68Kz63s9tZz

Hate that preveiws don't work.

[west spire]

am i fighting a zombie rn?

5 times nexk slicing and still didnt bleed to death

he gives up finally

[toxic shadow]

should i report a bug where in brave stand enemies started attacking eachother for no reason

[west spire]

omg the AI is consiouc

[toxic shadow]

its also happening for enemies in burhurt

[west spire]

OMG THE AI IS SENTIENT

[toxic shadow]

but not allies so far as i can tell

[west spire]

elon mask wat have u don

[toxic shadow]

ai being self aware just so it can team grief tho

[molten echo]

this is when we need internal organ damage

sword right through his fucking throat

still alive

[toxic shadow]

clearly you didn't need it that bad

[west spire]

that would be fun

[toxic shadow]

ok this is getting bording ima let them kill me

wait actually, come to think of it, it just makes brave stand like the all v all mode with the amount of people dipicted in its picture

[stone kite]

Pull it out, he'll hopefully die

wait how did that even happen

[molten echo]

nah I just crushed his skull with my mace

[stone kite]

Same end result but how in the hell did you get that to happen

did you just.. not want your sword back?

[molten echo]

I just stabbed his ass

[unreal wagon]

Once to that point I restart game.

[stone kite]

and you didnt pull it out?

[molten echo]

no

cause

funny

[stone kite]

lol, understandable

[unreal wagon]

But definitely bug

[toxic shadow]

funnily enough, when i went to the menu and pressed start again the bugged kept happening, so it might be related to the equipment i had (menuing keeps your current equipment)

[icy imp]

wish there was a replay

[unreal wagon]

I've had it happen in brave stand wave after wave

[toxic shadow]

i changed my loadout and it was fixed

[stone kite]

what's that wooden 2x4 with spikes called

[unreal wagon]

Only seems to happen for me when I in a longer* game.

I'll give that change a shot, haven't tested that fix.

I assumed it was because of a glitch pertaining to the mixes of multiple styled matches interfering with one another in the memory or something

I frequently hard-core a fav load out and run that until the end, so you may be on to a loadout associated bug

[icy imp]

whats ygs fav class to play

[unreal wagon]

But 2h sword or hammer spike I rip on.

[stone kite]

i like 2h sword or the 2h mace thing (idk the names)

[icy imp]

what is 2h

[toxic shadow]

2 hand

[stone kite]

two handed

like, dual grip

[icy imp]

2 hand

ohh

[toxic shadow]

the christmas tree?

[unreal wagon]

Depends on the situation nova.

2h for brave stand and ffa, spike good for that too.
Sometimes I like to do brave stand/ffa against peasants with a mace, pretending I'm a cop breaking up a brawl

[icy imp]

yeah i like the big ah sword people

[toxic shadow]

yeah that ones op

[stone kite]

best description, yeah

YEAH but its fun

sucks to fight, like what do i do when I have a 2h sword?

[icy imp]

fist fight is fun

[stone kite]

just, pray i dont get poked?

[stone kite]

I like the peasant carnage mode, everybody has random knifes, very fast kills

[toxic shadow]

i like both of those, i also like the executioners sword messer in terms of how it looks

[unreal wagon]

2h op, just move their weapon and slash them.

Work your weapon around keeping them on guard and catch your opening

[toxic shadow]

there are some insane looking messers

[unreal wagon]

Ngl the peasants axe is crazy too. That thing a one shot to no armor noc

Npc*

[stone kite]

What I normally do against the christmas tree is just try and swat the thing out of the way, and then rush the guy

about a 1/3 victory rate

[toxic shadow]

the cleaver used to be more powerful

[toxic shadow]

the 2 hander or one hander? the one hander one is super bad imo

[stone kite]

Seeing somebody with a cleaver in peasant carnage while all you have is a shiv is terrifying

[unreal wagon]

2h axe

[toxic shadow]

yeah 2h axe is great

[unreal wagon]

I like to leave that thing in people's chests

[toxic shadow]

is it just me or is it kinda insane how the first intention almost always lands

[unreal wagon]

The first to swing seems more often successful but I die like that because I'm hoping the bot misses barely

[stone kite]

is it possible to throw weapons effectively? I know you can fling them, but is it possible to have them hit people?

[unreal wagon]

Idk. Haven't tried

[stone kite]

I tried for a solid 30 seconds, all I got was my weapon smacking into the dirt lol

[thorny perch]

He lived

[molten echo]

he died

[stone kite]

was totally expecting to see a picture of the knight lmfao

[molten echo]

Im the knight

[stone kite]

I know.

[toxic shadow]

wait fudge, the bug is sitll happening

[cinder stone]

GOAL

[toxic shadow]

tfw a guy surrenders but is still holding you

[prisma aspen]

Moving willie's weapon is unreliable, theorethical gameplay at it's finest right there

[stone kite]

Sometimes, you move their weapon as intended
Sometimes, you get flung 15 feet into the air and die

[unreal wagon]

Nvr had that happen xD

[prisma aspen]

Keep your weapon forward, back out slightly if willie has something that doesnt use a polearm grip and explode him with a strike gg

[stone kite]

it happened to me when I was fighting a spear guy

I tried rushing him and he impaled me and idk how but I got flung in the air

[prisma aspen]

And about 80% of the time that you do manage to move it, he catches yours too and then you get instagrappled to the ground

[stone kite]

REAL
how are they so much stronger then me

[prisma aspen]

Other 20% is you pulling the half-sword and destroying him internally

[stone kite]

I swear I stab a guy and kick him 8 times but he's john cena or something

[prisma aspen]

I noticed so when going through the heavy armor matches

Willie just drops you the fuck down

[stone kite]

Ikr?

[prisma aspen]

Every goddam time

[stone kite]

and then you're 90% of the time screwed

like what do you do when hes holding you down with one hand and stabbing your armpits with his other

kick? Nah, hes over your head

[prisma aspen]

Try to grip his foot

If you can he drops

[stone kite]

I'll def try that thank you

[prisma aspen]

Good luck getting up for both

[toxic shadow]

you know the elden ring misbegotten who like hack at dead meat, thats what hitting a guy while hes down reminds me of in terms of how it looks

[cinder stone]

mofo almost got me while standing on one leg

[toxic shadow]

is it possible to choke people out, because i think i just did it

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-shrug-idk-i-dont-know-who-knows-gif-17348455

[toxic shadow]

like, i was half swording and i had my gaurd against thier throat

for like

[small parcel]

How did you “choke”

[toxic shadow]

7 ish seconds

and they surrendered

[small parcel]

Guard?

Yeah they surrender in fear

[toxic shadow]

hilt

and the grip as well i guess

[unreal wagon]

They do that. It's kinda a hack

Blade to throat will make em surrender

[merry dirge]

anyone know why sometimes your sword is missing? is anyone else having that problem?

[unreal wagon]

You or other ai, with a blade to a ai, forces surrender after like 10 seconds

[unreal wagon]

Just restart game. Or steal one.

I've had a mace vanish, once. Just grab one of my other weapons

[merry dirge]

yeah i just had a good run ruined cuz i didnt have a sword, tried switching to axe, got one shot before i could unfortunately

[unreal wagon]

Run. I am the fastest footwork in the game at this point xD

Be last to be hit is my go to option in all scenarios

[dry ibex]

nah, only when with training dummy

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-memorial-day-iloveyou-gif-15617745671527398279

[glad drum]

get handicapped by game, use fists, win...??? just be goofy and jiggy with it idk, its a fucking janky as hell game : )

[pulsar glacier]

So I've been playing for a little bit now over the past 3 days, what does that F key do, it feels like some kind of lock on mechanic but I've never known it have any change to anything.

[wind charm]

Hello, no life gamer here.
The F button is a toggle switch that corresponds to the "Lock On Strength" slider found in the game settings, when switched ON a circle will shrink into the middle of the screen which will track the 3rd person camera onto the closest NPC with the strength of it adjustable by the slider mentioned prior.

This an example of max lock on strength and caffeine induced reaction time

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[gaunt sapphire]

oh wait i get it

moo simply figured out which pixel causes sword to go into overhead defense

[fluid mesa]

How i can play in the arena ?

I have finished that dark place

[soft osprey]

The playtest

[lean niche]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[floral lantern]

guys, officially, there's a world record of 533 kills

[thorny perch]

Didnt m00 do 800

[winter wasp]

True, but he's probably reffering to the 533 kills being in a row and without dying

If it's on speedrun.com

[thorny perch]

👍

[tall carbon]

whoever knows how to get mods please reply what to do im a big fan of ''half sword''

[winter wasp]

go to #modders-guild-hall for any help

[topaz epoch]

when is the next update for thwe game?

[vital hinge]

Any tip for optimization? I have an Intel Core I9 and mobile RTX 4070 but the game doesn’t very well

[old trellis]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[solemn holly]

there won't be a next update for the playtest

devs are working on early access release

[vital hinge]

Thanks but I was expecting slightly less obvious tips

[solemn holly]

fiddling around with dx11 and dx12 might help

[old trellis]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[topaz epoch]

aaah gotcha. next update is somethign ya buy then

[idle crane]

Click link for video

[flat stirrup]

HUGE!!!!!!

[odd kiln]

thats actually so sick

[tough yew]

https://x.com/Halfsword_game/status/1882074444824498314

Half Sword -- PLAYTEST OPEN! (@Halfsword_game) on X

Super flexible
Physics-based
Weapon customization

#HalfSword #UnrealEngine #gaming #gamingpc #gamedev #indiegame #medieval #Sword

X · Jan 22, 2025, 2:34 PM

[topaz epoch]

i kidna like that. medieval wise you wouldn't have entirely consistent stuff.

[tight dirge]

is this gonna be for early access?

[tough yew]

yes

[small parcel]

i guess this is effective maybe?

[tight dirge]

howw much will early access cost?

[tough yew]

unknown

[tight dirge]

alr

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/allenxandria-it-is-a-mystery-of-the-ages-gif-22720752

[tight dirge]

i hope its not more than 10 usd

cos thats all i can do

egyptian currency is dogshit...

[solemn holly]

realistically it'll probably be in the range of $20-$40 usd

[tight dirge]

i mean...

thats just a speculation

still hope

[small parcel]

yall tell me if this was good or not

[timid imp]

good

[small parcel]

[winter wasp]

Might've removed just a slight chunk of his brain

[gaunt sapphire]

if they keep these sliders at early access i will throw hands

i dont even know what i hate about them i just do

[small parcel]

mf got air time

tell me why every kill was clean

[winter wasp]

Just a little fraction of a second, but ye

[tough yew]

early access

[gaunt sapphire]

JUST MAKE LIKE 15 LINES OF CODE TWEAKS SO THEY ARENT SO BAD GRRR

[small parcel]

keep them

[gaunt sapphire]

do NOT keep them

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-laughting-laughting-laught-black-man-funny-gif-27638451

do it

[gaunt sapphire]

do NOT

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-star-wars-emperor-palpatine-palpatine-gif-799657800635657398

[gaunt sapphire]

the only argument i can genuinely provide against these sliders is that they keep you out of immersion

[small parcel]

immersion?

[gaunt sapphire]

they dont fit in

[small parcel]

elaborate

[gaunt sapphire]

they dont fit in medieval thematic

its like nailing a mobile phone to a fence in a 15th century game

[snow gulch]

kind of but how would you make it without sliders without it feeling weird

[small parcel]

if you want immersion fenc irl

[gaunt sapphire]

spend 10-20 minutes looking for a decent design or something

[gaunt sapphire]

i wish

there are no fencing groups in town and i aint moving to another

[snow gulch]

honestly it'd actually be really cool if we could adjust the shape of the sword

create your own weird wacky stuff lol

[gaunt sapphire]

GUS SWORD...

[toxic shadow]

Gus sword?

[solemn holly]

gus sword.

[winter wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-fring-explode-without-meme-captions-lmao-gif-25640539

[toxic shadow]

im suffering from arm clipped into back itus

[snow gulch]

Gus sword

[toxic shadow]

Gus sword

[wintry raft]

how do install the trainer mod cuz it just says "mod installed" but nothing shows up when i load the game up

[toxic shadow]

what is this trainer mod you speak of?

[solemn holly]

i believe there's a specific keybind that brings up the mod menu when in game

[snow gulch]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword it can be found here

[wintry raft]

yes

U

which doesnt work

[snow gulch]

uhh i dont mod at all but which version are you using? demo?

[wintry raft]

playtest

[solemn holly]

then chances are it's not installed correctly

[wintry raft]

it says its succesfull tho

wheres the playest mod

i cant find it

[snow gulch]

thats out now? thought it was only for demo

[wintry raft]

i can only find the demo one

[wintry raft]

my friends using ti rn

[snow gulch]

oh neat

cant find it anywhere though

[snow gulch]

#modders-guild-hall message found an explanation i think

[dapper current]

WHAT CANT YOU FIND

sorry sorry caps

[snow gulch]

trainer mod for playtest, though i think i found how to install it on playtest

[dapper current]

oh easy

yeah modders guild hall has a guide i believe

theres also one on nexus iir

iirc

[toxic shadow]

why does everyone single fight type card except single combat and small burhurt dipict the wrong number of people?

also spoilance shows gear its not possible to get on spoilance currently

[winter wasp]

Crazy shit.

[timid imp]

oh god

what the fuck happened

[winter wasp]

Delayed fall to the ground with Sun's gravity.
Fidget Spinner Curse to Willie
Sheathe Spawning out of nowhere (trophy?)

[winter wasp]

No idea, actual fever dream.
and i love it

[timid imp]

Sandreime what did you do 💀

[timid imp]

i took his toes

[winter wasp]

[timid imp]

cutting feet is a very effective way of dealing with the willie

[soft osprey]

Don’t you dare

#1270577738826256536

[winter wasp]

De-toe'ing a Willie as we speak.

[winter wasp]

Shameless plug

Keep it coming

[timid imp]

if they just have normal shoes get them toes

greatsword has enough reach that you can normally cut them standing im just kinda stupid and can't aim at all

[mortal aurora]

Playtest - Steam Store

To get access to the playtest navigate to the steam store page and hit the request access button. The playtest will be added to your library automatically.

[timid imp]

im gonna cut you willie

[plucky sigil]

yall, how do i turn on first person permanently, i dont want to spam V before every duel

[dusty pelican]

No

[shell mirage]

theres a weapon called goedendag??

that means good day in dutch

[true zealot]

Yes

flight

[winter wasp]

Horrifying.

[shell mirage]

awesome

[shell mirage]

beta for magic willy

[winter wasp]

Magic spell gone wrong

[true zealot]

sometimes the telekinetic get telekenisised..

[winter wasp]

Too true.

[dusty pelican]

What mod?

[true zealot]

not a mod, just Sand's own magical ablility

[dusty pelican]

False

[true zealot]

@winter wasp can you send the chat where you show how to do it

I don't have it on hand

[true zealot]

its just a bug 🙏

[winter wasp]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1327023891851382824 Click on what i've replied to most recent and you'll be able to see what it's about

[dusty pelican]

Awesome sauce

[dusty pelican]

So did you recall it there?

[winter wasp]

Yep

[dusty pelican]

Oh cool

[winter wasp]

If you move it around a lot, there's a chance it gets all supercharged

[small parcel]

i just threw my weapon it bounced of the floor and shaved the willies mouth off (hes alive but his mouth is exposed)

[haughty canopy]

wuuuuut upppp lads!

[haughty canopy]

need screenshots 😄

[small parcel]

i forgor

[haughty canopy]

its ok...

I have too many clips of my Willie lol

[small parcel]

he looked something like this

[haughty canopy]

nicer teeth than expected

[small parcel]

let me fly you to the moon

wrong clip

[haughty canopy]

XD

[stone kite]

those are some white chompers

[haughty canopy]

im jumping in abyss mode rn lol guess I gotta play a bit of HS on this snow day

[timid imp]

that is awful

you gotta take his head off

end his suffering

[small parcel]

the 8 one is a "that was a close one" ahh scene

[timid imp]

this is the best one i got

[timid imp]

it looks like the fucking nightlords found them

[small parcel]

i did end his suffering

[winter wasp]

I honestly do not remember how i managed to make most guys look like this

[winter wasp]

y e p

[winter wasp]

Love it when i hear people talking about disfigured heads

get to share my own collection

[winter wasp]

Sounds VERY wrong out of context

[timid imp]

im gonna screenshot that and crop it so it loses context

[haughty canopy]

what reference is this

[timid imp]

40k

the nightlords use fear as a weapon

they are the cringe edgy faction for 13 year olds

[stone kite]

Salamanders on top

[timid imp]

the best chaos legion is word bearers

[timid imp]

but yeah Salamanders are best space marines

[winter wasp]

This must atleast sting a little i presume

[timid imp]

although i am very boring person so i do kinda like ultramarines

[haughty canopy]

I was wondering if it was a WH reference (I was thinkin AoS at first tho (soulblight gravelords) then thought it sounded like 40k!)

Salamanders are GOATED

[small parcel]

fucking 4ea errors

[timid imp]

ngl i prefer AoS to 40k

gargants are probably my favorite thing in any fantasy setting

[haughty canopy]

Honestly I've really gotten into AoS but the 40k lore is what got me there

[timid imp]

i like 40k but i find it kinda repetitive in its misery, like that is kinda the point but it gets boring after a while

the only thing that has kept me interested in the setting is big gun

[haughty canopy]

as a fan of SM's and Astarte's the Sigmarines are my AoS Faction of chosing. I have the spearhead sat here next to me unpainted...

[timid imp]

i have like half painted gargants, gloomspite gitz and some word bearers

oh and a metric fuckton of ogors

[steady cove]

Is this modded?

[winter wasp]

Nope, all natural

[timid imp]

nice bonks

i just realized i haven't eaten anything

i am hungr

[winter wasp]

Holy emojis.

[small parcel]

forsaken ue erros

[winter wasp]

Got one foot defending in the back and one in the front.
Truly unstoppable.

[small parcel]

test me

[winter wasp]

Actual death stare.

Red skin unlocked.

[timid imp]

holy shit

[haughty canopy]

I almost got gargants. As far as gaming goes I really like having an army that is just a few strong units because me dumb and having too much too keep up with will get me confused.

[timid imp]

dude has seen it alll

[winter wasp]

I tripped

[timid imp]

you know i have literally never actually played a game

i just like the models 💀

[small parcel]

i made a oopsie

[haughty canopy]

WAS THIS IN ABYSS MODE

[winter wasp]

Nah, you'll heal.

[timid imp]

ow

[tender quest]

he pray 🙏

[small parcel]

i need arm replacement

[soft osprey]

Damn near every card game collector

[winter wasp]

Dunno if i sent this once before, but why not forget the fact that i forgot?

[timid imp]

this is prolly my best greatsword duel

[haughty canopy]

Actually same. But I have a full set to play with and still haven't gone and even played a game because I'm scared. 💀

[small parcel]

blood eagle

[winter wasp]

Lovely bonking

[small parcel]

do not search it

[soft osprey]

Nice

[haughty canopy]

GUYS I CAN UPLOAD CLIPS NOW THIS WAS MY FIRST CLIP IN THE GAME

[timid imp]

this was my first screenshot

[winter wasp]

Made me curious what mine is

[small parcel]

this was mine (before blood)

[timid imp]

i love the shoes 💀

[winter wasp]

found it

[small parcel]

god slap

https://tenor.com/view/god-slap-slap-of-god-nicolas-cage-slap-gif-1927807492062256907

my first clip dunno

[timid imp]

i was addicted to pitchfork for a bit early on

[haughty canopy]

my first clip was me with an ax and I primarily mess with the sword now lol

[small parcel]

this was my first

[winter wasp]

Damn, same here.

[tender quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1204505512960589844/HalfSwordUE5_2024-02-06_19-12-51.mp4?ex=6791ec6c&is=67909aec&hm=ecfc78eef799a14516dfeba9ac123e8f74e591ede83b576df391d47b469cc000&

old repost

😄

[haughty canopy]

here is another good axe one

[small parcel]

the fuck happened british man

[winter wasp]

Wonderful.

[stone kite]

how do you strike down so good

[winter wasp]

It's like being stuck in the void of space

[small parcel]

did you get reduced to atoms?

[tender quest]

i like how it keeps switching ears

[winter wasp]

Happened to me a few times as well, was taking screenshots with some modified shields and i kept jumping to get one from up top

[small parcel]

AHHH FUCK YOU BRITISH MAN I DONT LIKE IT MY EARS

[winter wasp]

i ended up jumping just a little too much and i fell off the map i'm guessing

[winter wasp]

Little variety

Might as well get that if you're stuck there forever

[small parcel]

stop i aint ya mum

[stone kite]

...

[soft osprey]

Fuckin peak

Right into my saved pictures

[small parcel]

homelander ahh scene

[haughty canopy]

left mb then swing straight up and swing down and slightly moving my mouse to the right to bring my swing down slightly to the right compensating for the downward motion bringing the weight of the axe towards me

[jolly gorge]

can we get a Williette to play as?

[stone kite]

I'll try that a bit next time

[small parcel]

Hello Father

[stone kite]

I try and swing down and end up swinging 20 inches to the right

[small parcel]

willie is special eh

[summer token]

Absolute cinema

[stone kite]

He has a protective shield trust

[tender quest]

"bee"

[small parcel]

me when i catch people who dont read the faq

[haughty canopy]

maybe you're swinging too far right

[small parcel]

(jk)

(i do worse)

[stone kite]

I hold my mouse crooked a bit so I think that's the issue

[haughty canopy]

I DIDNT READ THE FAQ WHERE IT AT

[small parcel]

die

[stone kite]

draws blade

[stone kite]

that's your fate

[small parcel]

my name is willie morgan

[haughty canopy]

I position myself slightly to the right when I play this game to make up for that lol being more positioned in line with the camera angle for willie makes it more doable

[small parcel]

i dont know what made mercy this way but whatever it was left a cuckhold place inside

willies fake their be not the cause of my death a lot but i feel like i mangekurd them all

[stone kite]

Yeah, my only issue with physics games like these is that it's very specific(i think the word is?)
Every input matters which lets you do cool stuff, but I play games like Mount & Blade where it's not so realistic

[timid imp]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-bee-animation-insect-gif-14014558102457459462

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-movie-gif-21791471

[haughty canopy]

yea, what helped me a lot was playing the game a bit in first person (hit the V key) helped me realize where the weight is positioned in some weapons

[winter wasp]

Willie on a stick

[stone kite]

OH yeah, first person makes it much easier for me to aim. It's also much more intense.

[small parcel]

new candle

[winter wasp]

He seems so dissapointed

[small parcel]

it makes noises but do not worry

[winter wasp]

Nevermind

he looks rather "pleasureful" in the first pic

[small parcel]

he got the place where he can't itch

[winter wasp]

True

[small parcel]

it this 2 face

https://tenor.com/view/two-face-what-do-you-want-what-did-i-do-gif-19410455

[small parcel]

militus what do you give this

[tender quest]

big bonk

[small parcel]

[tender quest]

💯

[small parcel]

ancient way

[languid nest]

to be fair I cannot find the faq for the life of me

[winter wasp]

#faq

Shows up when you click that?

[small parcel]

thats why you search it in the channel and fav it

[languid nest]

yes

[winter wasp]

You have to do smth in the settings i believe though

[languid nest]

then it disappears

[winter wasp]

to always see it

No idea what, but that's all i know.

[stone kite]

This axe is so awesome

[haughty canopy]

haha yes it is, its the first weapon i learned to play with and still one of my favs

[stone kite]

I'm using the peasant axe, it's so brutal

[stone kite]

It's brutal but also so precise it's a amazing weapon

[haughty canopy]

the #faq can be found in the pinned messages of this channel

also you could just type in #faq and it auto-links to it in case you really wanna see it

[stone kite]

How does one acquire image perms? is it level 3?

[soft osprey]

2

And just by chatting

[stone kite]

okay thank you

[summer token]

anyone have tips on how to efficiently decapitate? legs, feet, hands and the occasional arm are easy but its difficult to get at the neck, is there a sweeping method i can try?

also those spiked spears are the bane of me

[calm zealot]

Let me be the first to say that I do, I do play with my Willie

[thorn kite]

i love playing with my wille!

[fallen dust]

[timber sleet]

YOU CAN DO THAT?

[fringe bough]

play with your willy

[barren mantle]

lmfaooo

[tight dirge]

i cant wait to play with my wilie

[barren mantle]

that shit's so funny

[torpid lark]

YES PLEASE

[safe silo]

I LOVE BEATING MY WILLIE

[fringe bough]

I can’t wait to get home and play with my willy

[last dock]

Mad WIP title

[lapis marsh]

Devs knew what they were doing

[fallen dust]

He played with his willie.

Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[timber sleet]

im going to play with my willie right now after making this discovery

[limber mortar]

Oh yeah I’m gonna pull my Willie to pieces 🔥🔥

[barren mantle]

hype

[brazen ice]

thats why they are taking too long to update?

[rich turret]

hell yeah gonna play with willie

[lapis marsh]

I tried to play with my Willie before but it didn’t work

I am very happy that I can now

[limber mortar]

Question

[sour galleon]

God Armor? Work in progress looks different? looks good to me

[trim wyvern]

willie seems dysfunctional

[limber mortar]

Can we share Willie’s or are we stuck playing with our own?

[timber sleet]

how to play with my willie, i need it answered!

[lapis marsh]

OH????

[mint wadi]

That's some Super Mario 64 shit right there

[slow raven]

half sword kick a buddy

[lapis marsh]

Real

[calm zealot]

Real tho why can we poke him with a tiny toothpick

[lament drift]

hi guys

[sour galleon]

am i not the only one who noticed the extra tier and the work in progress being different?

[safe silo]

New armor combo

[lament drift]

WHAT BRO

😱

[tight dirge]

i think next update will release the last tier

[timber sleet]

how do i do what the guy did in #work-in-progress

[tight dirge]

or well ea

[sour galleon]

and i think gore 2.0

[lament drift]

hey CHILL OUT! 😡

[drowsy geode]

when can we play with our willes 😭

[safe silo]

New art for top teir

[calm zealot]

I will play with my Willie for many years to come

[tight dirge]

are you silly

its called wip for a reason

[trim wyvern]

they release a minute of footage where they poke a willie, and like hawks too, uh, we flocked to every little pixel searching for something new

[lament drift]

you do that everyday

[lapis marsh]

Leave

[calm zealot]

It's a charmed life

[coral dove]

willies willie is now cannon

[trim wyvern]

) :

[wheat wigeon]

When will the update come

[rotund kayak]

sometime

[timber sleet]

NVM WILLIE IS PLAYING WITH HIMSELF

[steel isle]

I was really hoping this would be character customization lol

[trim wyvern]

autonomous willie

[sour galleon]

YALL LOOK AT THIS

[lament drift]

rare footage of sogoma irl

[trim wyvern]

G
^

Y

[timber sleet]

wtf muzan

[little verge]

Character customization will be limited to Arms and Armor.

[lament drift]

what :(

[sour galleon]

Challenge

[trim wyvern]

source?

[rotund kayak]

what about the top class

[wheat wigeon]

Pls give a hint when the update will come

[safe silo]

Hope we can make custom loadouts to fight with/against

[rich turret]

yeah what about top class

[sour galleon]

i agree strongly

[lament drift]

Character customization will not be limited to Arms and Armor. Source: RuhCay

[steel isle]

I worded that poorly, you said exactly what I mean. Do you have an idea of when that'll be implemented?

[calm zealot]

Dada I said it first, I made the first WIP Willie joke Dada....

[trim wyvern]

it is I who is challanged

[tough yew]

now the question is… if that combo persists in T8

[lament drift]

Character customization will be limited to Arms and Armor. Source: Goofy Guy

[timber sleet]

thats one way to lose ig

[lapis marsh]

You can customise your Willie source it came to me in a dream

[sage night]

never, keep dreaming

[sour galleon]

it probably says "Gore Mode" and "Challenge ------"

[calm zealot]

Poke your Willie till it bleeds

[trim wyvern]

oh i thought it said

Good
Night

[sour galleon]

yeah idk

[calm zealot]

Goon Now

[lean cove]

bro said play with your willie

[lilac zinc]

yeah the previous demos had that feature, dunno what happened to that

[little verge]

I am a member of the Dev team

[craggy oracle]

I can play with my willie now?

[sage night]

maybe gamemode?
its kinda annoying having to do several mathces just to get to a certain fight

[rich turret]

what about top class

[sage night]

like i wanna do brave stand not carnage 50x

[little verge]

This is planned for EA so Q4 2025.

[tough yew]

a secret

[sour galleon]

yeah idk it could be Gamemode but we wont know until "THE Update"

[sage night]

ofc but we can only guess

[trim wyvern]

1. wheres ur source
2. hearsay

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/soon-tm-soon-space-gif-23401891

[modest estuary]

i cant fucking wait

[lilac zinc]

bro IS the source

[tough yew]

from the dev team themselves dawg

[modest estuary]

the big sythe and willie clicking in one update? yall spoil us!

[little verge]

lol I am literally the source my guy.

[calm zealot]

Fuckin Bare Mettle be like, fuck man

[steel isle]

Thank you, looking forward to it!

[crude path]

I hate this fucking glitch it's so dumb

[lapis marsh]

Can’t wait to die to scythes in one hit like in the demo

[crude path]

The magnet spears are so annoying, the pitchfork does this literally every time you get close to it

[trim wyvern]

mmmmm nah. no source cited, L statement.

[modest estuary]

cant wait to be flung out of the arena

[lament drift]

why is brave stand so rare, i always see carnage or spoilance...

[lapis marsh]

Gonna be awesome

[crude path]

Also yes can we have a game mode selector that actually makes sense

[calm zealot]

Poo bait

[tough yew]

T’was never said these wip posts will release as updates for the playtest

[lapis marsh]

Brave stand tends to show up at higher tiers of armor

[tough yew]

more or so for the early access version

[lament drift]

thanks game dev

[crude path]

Yeah brave stand is only top 2 tiers I believe

[trim wyvern]

since we're talking about poo, i am unable to

[lapis marsh]

I’m not a game dev

[solid yarrow]

can't wait to play with my willie

[crude path]

Pfp checks out

[lapis marsh]

When the fuck did we start talking about poo

[lilac zinc]

fuck u want him to do? leak the whole update or something?

[wraith ruin]

Anybody know how soon I can play with my Willie?

[calm zealot]

TMI but get better soon. That Shit Sucks

[trim wyvern]

i wish it did :/

[solid yarrow]

Yeah, I wish every tier could do it :/

[modest estuary]

[calm zealot]

Make Willie poo himself update when?

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[solid yarrow]

Or have the inverse where you get to fight a knight with a bunch of other commoners

[trim wyvern]

tomfoolery

[modest estuary]

yes