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I also enjoy playing with player and npc damage lower
how can you stab with the pitchfork?
oh i didn’t know
hold alt
Right and if you keep gore up there's still a real good chance either of you can get a real good hit and chop a limb
The slashes and stabs actually feel like they do something on low dmg
As opposed to just insta killing
Yee. Mostly relies on lethal hits for the winning hit
I enjoy it, feels more fun and drawn out
Much better than tickling them and they pass away
I love it especially with weapons like swords since you can actually have a sword fight go for parries blocks ripostes etc and not have to worry about nicking their fingers
nah
get this man a 
feet
What
how do i get graphics like urs
play on dx12 and run the game on high-epic
are u on epic?
Feet
fencer's fights looking pre-rendered
If u have a supercomputer maybe
This game is on epic games launcher?
epic/graphics
^
thansk!
you think this is a fucking game?
oh I know its a fucking game
Now insult each other
It’s called halfsword. 11/10 playtest. Would fap again
cuckold
You’re not supposed to advocate for that 😭
ragamuffin
how much playtime yall got on half sword
here's what I do to hamsters
Idk
Like 60h
15 seconds
brain suck
nice
55 hours on playtest. 112 hours on the demo
Like tree hunnid or sumn
Mfw things get dark
🦨
there are some 500+ folks around here
They just released their new update yesterday
🛁🚿🧖♂️
Actually looks kinda neat
What's in it
Some asshole from this server got me hooked on the hunter: call of the wild again… been wasting all my free time on there
New sorcerer class, randomized dungeon modules, gem socketing system, few more lil things too
is this dark and darker chat
And some of the people in the crowd clap a little 👏
What a banger update and whatnot
What's dark and darker
It rehashed my interest in the game some. They're trying to return to their origins of dungeon delving and not focusing so much on PvP.
excellent news
Think Tarkov but dungeon crawling with DND inspired classes
Looter extractor
So baldurs gate with guns
pvp stinky, there's too much pvp in real life these days
no there's not guns it's a dungeon crawler
I love borderlands
i want to put my dog in a suit of armor
yeah the randomized modules will help stop spawn rushing a lot. And there's a new system they are trying called like "continuous dungeons" which means like, you can join mid game and join say, the second map (crypts) instead of starting on the ruins.
Why do yalls games looks so smooth and mine is choppy
I loved borderlands 2. One of my favorite games. Then they absolutely shit on the series with BL3 and Tina’s wonderland. Idk why they’re making a 4th…
That's cat armor not dog
Sigma
what quality do u use
High
Holy illiterate what are you talking about bro 🙏
just go down 1 quality and ur fps will skyrocket
its such a big change idk why
He’s talking about baldurs gate with guns?
Dawg I play on 1080p with a 3060
Poo optimization and whatnot
65 on playtest
i have a very high spec pc but i still get lagspikes sometimes on high
Res has nothing to do with graphics settings
match your resolution to your monitor if it's not set
unreal engine 5 runs bad at the best of times, epic pls fix
so i use medium for max fps
Yeah my pc is pretty good and half sword kinda just eats me
It is I think mayne
this is why its a playtest frfr
Super relevant and whatnot
turn the blood slider down some and you'll get better fps
not all the way, but almost
I'm definitely being tested
that too
Na na crank it
Soulja boy
mfw i need to farm lvls to be able to send pics here
its like lvl 2
tis very important. Check your graphics settings on your pc
wait how can i check my lvl
Use the other channels if you really need to (game footage and photography)
its around 2 ish hours of talking to reach level 2
He's wrong
me when i spread misinformation
maybe
yemil needs this
but he still answered
it's all he's got
me
🤥
Fs
Somebody delete this rq
for sure

You gotta use the new ones
Comment was so good he had to say it twice
Bro has no muscles yet really strong and op 💀
I'll die first
They're so good!!! 🤥
Those who 👃 💀
Those who
Perish
Nose
I may
those who
1 trillion hours
Those who yap (yemil)
and you
I played ready or not with a random Russian yesterday
don't pretend
He was racist as fuck
par for the course
playing ready or not with random people, whaddya expect kekw
There was an enemy of uh presumably African origin and bro kept shouting slurs
I don't think he liked the enemy
Shot him in the head when he surrendered aswell
i stopped trying to play ready or not because every time i try to play online i get stuck in this schizophrenic Christian YouTubers lobby as he rants 24/7 about... something
Thank God for friendly fire
Just play singleplayer
Or get friends
i did
Way ahead of you…
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Bro think he pucci
Big stick gang


get this man a 
1: I fucking absolutely hate TheWatchmen. Idk why they won’t ban that fool 2: ready or not multiplayer is ass bro 😭 3: you’re best off running your own server each time.
That twirl was cool as shit
Is it just me or is chopping heads off on grotesque easier now
That's the point genius
it might be my most suave clip
Reeeeeal badman
This man has not had his morning coffee today 😭
who hurt you today yemil
supa smoove
I'm in photography class rn
Ts so buns
I can't take it
ah nvm I understand
Dawg wtf is photography class
tis excused this time
I mean it's pretty self explanatory
It’s an elective that kids sign up for to avoid learning any real skills. Ez pass fail class
"photography" "class"
they teach you how to take photos of halfsword
Never heard of it
I'm lowk failing
I hate this class
Just take a photo dumbass 😭🙏
I'm decent at half sword photography
photography has a lot of nuances to it. It's a lot more than just "taking a photo"
Or in yemil’s case, a class they put him in after probably removing him from a class that he actually did like. (Like they fucking did to me in highschool)
You have to take 48 unique photos everyday based on a list of requirements and you have to go out and find actual real life things to photograph
Photograph a girl
okay that's lame as fuck
Actually don't do that
Yes bro they moved me for no reason
Please dont
You're telling me
I have, there's a lot of photographing people
Like bro my uncreative ass couldn't photograph 7 different things a day wtf
Yep. They put me in that shit after taking me out of powersports. One of the few classes I actually enjoyed and thrived in.
I could
Yeah bro in Maryland of all places btw
MARYLAND
PHOTOGRAPHY
WHAT IS THERE TO PHOTOGRAPH???
42 angles of your dick don't count, Quin
AYO
It's 7 different things
It counts in America. Dick pride is insane here.
I'd photograph your mom probably
Love big stick
My school you absolutely cannot change any class no matter what so THEY can change my classes but I can't since so many dumbass reasons
learning how to intentionally do moves had made this game even more addictive omg
#game-footage-🎮🎥 message
She's a hair stylist so I'm sure she would be okay with that
My school actively gains when people fail
She's a lovely woman
Since you have to pay to retake classes
You know it. Now wear it!
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My school fired a teacher cuz he liked kids
My school doesn't fire them
I thought we had the freedom to do this in the U.S. but apparently when I wanted to switch classes it wasn’t allowed.
I think I'm going insane
probably a good move
Genuinely
God forbid I get to choose the classes I need to take in order to guarantee success
But alas
I shan't
20 Pings per 10 seconds, new record
Lovely.
Nothin like being set up for failure then scolded when you end up failing aye?
Basically, they put you in a class you don't want to take, or purposefully make it insanely difficult with crazy workload, and then you have to PAY to take the course for a REQUIRED credit
System is so buns
They know what they're doing
I'm reporting this video for child a*use
Fuckin autocorrect needs to go back to school….
I'm reporting it for encouraging my suicide
This is fucked up
I thought that was a joke account, wtf.
why do I see Juice WRLD wearing a skib
Hello! 👋🏻
Bring back cancel culture just for Fortnite
Hellouu
Bro he's been dead for 5 years tf is going on
Not in fortnite years, he isn't
he's in fortnite
and now he is wearing Skibidi toilet
Ik but still
what kind of fucking timeline am I living in
Jordans and a skibidi toilet backpack
Wearing skibidi toilet with fried chicken pickaxes and doing the Gangnam style
With jordans
Sometimes i wish the Rick and Morty portal gun was real.
That's kinda racist
You gotta see the shit people be wearing in fn
They way I’d jump into the shredder dimension so fast…
Fr.
I mean, fortnite is the people allowing it to happen. I've seen much worse, esp with the Travis Scott skin lol.
I'd be the first one to see it
Did they just hawk tuah him
This man definitely bought the hawk tuah coin
Fool doesn't know the lore
Dude watched people on his concert die and made a black and white filter apology
Gotta start watching Rick and Morty ASAP
I profited trust
getting more and more crazy vids reccomended to me of it since the new season dropped
Oh wow, good casting lol really fitting
He was hiding his eyes with the filter. He was fucking wasted when he made the apology
True
Bro was like
https://youtu.be/tu_wTvstWcw?si=VglqOu-oCJ1fpuSE
Oh noooo duudeee
I’m gonna shove you in a tube Willie and place you where the sun don’t shine.
Fortnite Hawk Tuah coin event
Most fucking hiphop artists or rappers are bad people
Most celebrities are bad people*
wow
I mean that's a pretty large umbrella to judge. You don't really know them personally, tbh
follow Willie here to our steam page and request access to our playtest!
It'll be automatically added to your steam library
can we make willie his own steam profile
no problem!
Half-Sword Movie when?
i love the demo. cant imagine the game finished
if you grab them from the right spots, sometimes you can leverage them better than others!
Old man Snow knows something we don’t and he’s trying to hide it from us
CLIP IT
when i scoop my foot under a ragdolled enemy and kick they get sent flying a few meters and i couldnt do that a few weeks ago
Glad you enjoy! we will be dropping a roadmap around the end of this month!
IVE BEEN TRYING TO HIT THAT FOR WEEKS.
That’s called skill my brotha
sometimes physics does some funky things 
Fitting music
Tired of all the bloodshed
i keep doing the KABOOM
polearm gaming
he had to leave
Will blunt damage head smashing be making a return with the playtest?
Willie used force repulsion
i hope people can make mods for this fr
Oh you poor thing…
It's funny, blunt damage went from very good to very good but hard as fuck to do
Willie tear physics
He will!
Early Access will see the return of head trauma. It won't be as cartoonish as it was in the demo with head explosions, and will be more realistic, akin to caving in.
yes
Imagine just punching willie in the stomach and he starts sobbing
i would love that
i wanna torture em
funniest and saddest shit at the same time
🤑
I pray I am chosen for EA
Same here 🙏🏻
you heard me
bro just got himself on 6 federal lists just talking about Willie
Why does Willie look like Hank from breaking bad
this is so 
I’ve seen Hank smile like this before 😭
who tryna play vintage story w me today
you too king
that was the last time he smiled
wtf is that
It's kinda like Minecraft but just better in every profile aspect
I haven't touched MC since I got it
My parents bought this for me when I was 8
they thought it was like banjo kazooie
It was not.
I cannot sleep, I must play HalfSword 
My brother let me play it like 2 times ever and I’ve been obsessed ever since
I remember killing people with my piss…
I need to play it now.
the great mighty poo had a stain on my memory
A brown stain
How does one even obtain conkers bad fur day in this day and age?
Rare Replay on Xbox game pass
It has a bunch of classics
Fits in like a puzzle piece 
It’s about as far off the face of this earth as cabellas big game pro hunter
ups
hä

ooh moo did you see my headbutt clip
i beat some guy up using his own arm
ripped his arm out and smacked him with it
No I haven't, lemme see
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This is like, my new favorite thing to do in armoured fights
Sounded like he fell off a flight of stairs in 2 seconds 
Oh goodness me, that guys fucking dead...
he got his revenge on me later tho
Hit him so hard that blood came out the back
Blew his back out fr
Love this poleax frfr
Took this clip at 2 AM yesterday
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In my top 3 moves now
Got my shit rocked back
Fine I'll go play HS
How did I know exactly what you were going to send
You're getting beat up for that
i wanted to kick a guy out the arena but he didnt want to so i cut his head in 2
Looks like a whole supernatural wrestling move tho, dayum.
you get more blood and gore effects on grotesque, so yeah, it will affect it some.
You can go into grotesque and lower the blood amount in the settings afterwards, which may help with fps.
Bro was beating HIMSELF up 😭🙏
Long lost twins
Willie's shadow boxing the camera and losing 🙏🏻
a worthy opponent
This is the moment where I needed a break, I couldn't die anymore
Is there any button to do brutality ?
And how can I get better graphics ?
My autism has transformed me into the ultimate weapon
On steam deck rn and none of my buttons work
Well yeah…
Fym "well yeah.." they normally do
“Well yeah” means exactly what it sounds like…. Idk what was so confusing about that…
You say it like you can't play the game which On steam deck.... which you can....
half sword isn't verfied on steam deck is it
I do not own a shit deck so i wouldn’t know. I just know there’s no controller support.
Yes theyre is😂😂
There*
Actually it would be "there" not "There" because it wasn't at the start of the sentence.
But it was at the start of my sentence so 😝
someone managed to get it working but they had to map all the inputs
Yeah I've done that but some reason today it stopped working I've had the game for ages
Re-map your buttons
Tried that
Ditch the shit deck and use PC
Pc to expensive for games I can play rn anyway
Plus I hate keyboard n mouse
Just steal a pc from your local Best Buy. Duh
Don't have best buy not american
(I do not advocate for this btw)
huh. Yknow, I wouldn't mind that tbh. Keeping the holiday spirit alive.
e.
Christmas story goes hard
I'd hate that
What should I do if my game lags ?
there's a few options. You can turn blood down in the settings, make sure your resolution is set proper for your monitor, lower graphics a bit, or swap from dx12/dx11. Dx11 is usually better for performance.
Push through it, soldier
lol damn I actually tore off a chunk of that last dude's thigh
hah, I partially degloved this guy's face
behind the back parry
I'm disappointed the heads don't go splat no matter how many times they're struck with bonkers
but that's for the future!
I just found out my monitor has one of those built-in crosshair things so I practiced with lock-on switched off
it's surprisingly accurate
btw how are y'all recording stuff?
I'm using the built-in recorder in windows
that's a thing? 👀
then I edit the vid with avidemux to shorten it to however long I want it
yeah o:
press windows button and then G
since like windows 10

you need to have something enabled in settings for it to work
for convenience's sake I made a hotkey for Win+Alt+G to record the last 3 minutes (default is 30 seconds but it can be changed in the windows settings)
1 minute is too short and anything over 3 minutes is just wasted disk space
for editting I mean
overall though I think I love the full armored fights the most
this is bizarrely for being somewhat of a gag physics game, one of the most accurate depictions of harness fighting I've seen in a videogame
one handed weapons could use some work though for how wobbly they are
Its not really made to be a gag physics game
It has that energy to it regarding the disemboweling people and hyper gore effects.
that's more the abyss demo though
I have cut people from shoulder to ribs in the steam playtest 👀
Which they‘ve also made harder to do I think
Yurr, not saying it doesn‘t, but the main point of it is to get a good depiction of physics based sword fights and history and whatnot
even willie went ":O" on that
The throat slice on the first guy was narstyyy
haha right?
I always aim for throat slices
even in full plate it tends to scare the NPC into submission if repeated
damn
i love that song
oh really? What is it called
Helena
My chemical romance are great, loved those guys growing up
Already posted this early this morning but here it is again lol
I'm never doing a spinning kick again
king von anti piracy screen
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This is so 
Yeouch
why did you feel the need to add this
they should add jumping
I second this, it’d be sick to jump over someone and slice them
Any maj comming
bro this game has me addicted harder than crack cocaine
praying for the devs to make this the best fighting game ever made
family guy death
One day well come here and say we were og
the damage system is so stupid
my foot got stabbed lightly and now my guy cant get up
"damage system is so stupid"
"my foot was injured and now it doesnt work 😡"
like what
At least you get to keep the foot
I often lose mine
ur telling me i cant walk without a single toe but my enemy can without his lower leg
raahghgh
With our luck we'd jump and just fall over
Jumping seems impossible rn with the physics
Looks like that meme of the large assed fellow being followed by 3 others
if you got hit so bad your toe came off your foot is fucked bro
Real
lmfao it does
for some reason cant grab with both hands consistantly. one hand will stay grabbed. the other will slip off any fixes?
good to know lol
Idk how but i managed to punch a hole straight through someone
just kinda luck
Like i could see behind them through it
is this kano
Erm then technically you didn't punch
strengt
ban yemil so I can stay #1?
7
7
1
yes.
1299879687904038952
Sniffer
Ive taken to using spears lately and found that stabbing someone in the chest and pressing E to leave the spear in them can make the ragdoll break and do funny things
Does the bald half sword guy have a name?
John sword
Ive also managed to perform a headbutt by looking up then down really fast but thats a great way to knock yourself out
willie
I GO TO SCHOOL FOR ONE DAY AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IM NOT #1 ANYMORE
@worn heron
WHAT THE HECK MAN
HOW DID YOU GET SO MUCH XP SO FAST
YOU WERE LEVEL 12 LIKE YESTERDAY
Talking
half sword discord is my full time job bro
how is this possible
i payed too much attention to class
this needs to stop
hes in the proper yegma mind set
Holy shit. I finally got it on video. The mysterious "my leg is cut off but I'm still alive"
https://steamusercontent-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/33311771332863232/D32E770929E4B90656EC6944547FEA92B9EEB0E5/
I was so flabberghasted I couldn't even swing straight.
if you grab his hand he'll often let go
Nevermind, I can't do that anyways.
Though i often just kick him in the shin and nutsack till he hits rock bottom and dies
if you mute me i lose out on prescious xp again
this is your fault in the first place
That's a fate worse than torture
xp
I’m going to ban you, and then invite you back, so your levels reset
im going to do unspeakable things to you
do NOT do that
i would lose my lifes work
why he doing that
medieval german stare
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dot
yummers
do that shit in dms not here -_-
beautiful punch
gave him fuckin brain damage
fortnite reference
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thats the point i wanna tackle the ai
spear takedown
Good point
ayy what is the bind for the kick ?
SPACE
ty
stop spamming.
i did
both of you. @glacial chasm
bro said it a whole 20 min after we got timed out
we did our time man
if you continue, you'll be muted and formally warned. Spamming the chats is not appropriate #rules
ok
you a little late to the party
I just got here. You were not formally told to stop, so I did.
we all got timed out i feel like that was enough
yea
cornball
same here
how to kick in half sword
Space.
To be fair, when people are muted, discord does not log that on our end. There was no warnings, and nobody told anybody to stop.
thx
np

tbf it did go flying up the chat when the spamming started

And they didn't stop, so they should have been warned tbh
but I digress.
i didnt even see that lmfao yeah
thats my bad
how do you get consistent strong punches
sometimes they break the opponent's bones sometimes they do nothing
Use your left hand 
you support putting children in cages?
shame shame
i always use left h ooks
i thought you were better than this
but sometimes those dont work either
aim for the head
I mean I always sprint into my punches
still happens
but the ai defence is crazy sometimes..
i hate how when youre in the injured stance you just cant pull out secondaries
"injured stance" is when your arms not working no more
just pull your weapon out, and then grab it from the floor after you fail to hold it in your mangled arm
@young jasper yes But it wasn't a kill lol
Weapon throws are difficult, but very fulfilling if you get it
Lmfao that's good
I practice throwing with the 1 handed hatchet
But didnt think of trying to throw polearms
Throwing hands is fun too
My home 😤 still playing nowadays.
Just in case you didnt know if your dpi is high enough you can walk over to the rails and headbutt them pretty good by moving your camera
((I haven't played in years))
weedlord
Also after you win a round you can get a running start and hit your head on the wall to knock yourself unconscious bringing you to the next round
i cut an invisible chunk off of his head and it is bleeding
Need a class that's completely unarmed like the default but with the addition of some nice gauntlets
is there PERCHANCE a roadmap
its always fun to win a battle just by knocking the enemy on their ass with your shield
wait how do you upload stuff here
2 and a half beheadings
looks like a bone
i stabbed him and then it sheathed for some reason and i won
then it pulled his sword into me and cut me in half on the win screen
helmet
uhh?
How do I fix getting stuck on gore screen
Beautiful hit
Ovrdth selector mod
Why does willie get scared when I lock weapons with him? :(
There is no current fix, devs have been made aware though
unfortunately the threaten feature makes it so that if you put your weapon up to willies neck he submits, which is nice for when they're down or the fights over but certainly not in wrestling
This feature can really screw you over because if they are grabbing you when they surrender they will NOT let go
So if you are in any non 1v1 mode youre just stuck with a guy grabbing you
what gain is there in bloodshed?
#game-footage-🎮🎥 message
Fucking chuck norris with the roundhouse kickin'
Bro I just got a notification the half sword demo needs to know my location
why does willie need to know this
gets leg cut off: lives and magically regrows leg
runs into a fence/training dummy: gets knocked out instantly
if you lose you get beheaded
I’ve killed the dude in game like 600 times and I’m just now learning his name
guys what just happend I chose sword and sheild but i spawned with a tiny knife
Crazy
You've been in this server for a year
I have?
I have
But is disembowelment going to come back from demo
I want grabbable intestines
grotesque setting moment
I only play Gruesome
no shot those are some cranked ass gore slider kills
straight thru like butter
Nah man Gruesome is named that for a reason
Shit's still gruesome
Just gotta get good swings
na not like that though
I can do some Grotesque if you want
you just tapped a guy and he fell apart
your gruesome and grotesque look the same
🤷
This is like 1 in every 40 torso hits like that that'll do it, I just don't record them all
on glorp
So ive been playing the playtest a lot recently and i closed it through task manager once and now its doesnt allow me to select a gore setting when it launches
magic axe bewitched hand axe w/ curse of vanishing
I'm sure it's been asked, but has anyone been able to knock over the test dummy? Or can it even be done?
Yo caseoh is playing halfsword?!?!
This one Willie just REFUSED to be beheaded! lol
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/jjSs1i6AEu4maksYc?invite=cr-MSxtZ0QsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA
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anyone else tired of willies grabbing you and never letting go even upon defeat?
Would anyone like to join my oculus boxing league (oculus is a vr headset)
I am! lol It can ruin a WHOLE match
yeah seriously, especially with multiple enemies. i could knock a guy out and hes holding me which prevents me from standing so the others beat me
I was lucky with this one.. but it looked goofy lol
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/je6quJgsRD0zLW8CC?invite=cr-MSxNQW0sMjY1MzE2ODc2LA
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yeah thats super annoying bro is dead and STILL hanging on
I was like, "fine, you can stay, but just don't be in the way!" lol
I’ve been having this bug where randomly (but it seems to be after I give up in a match before) I don’t spawn in with weapons, so I’m just running around trying to punch a dude with a sword and shield
Anyone else had this?
Damn. Never had that one lol
why is this game so good?
no i kinda like it because than i have a reason to beat him to death untill he lets go
boing... splat!
ive had this issue a few times. its definately fun to try and knock them out
im so sick of constant single combat fights with longswords. one after the other
same
now i mostly play spoilance and i aim for steel gauntlets because they're extremely fun to play with
lmfao
Still annoying that we can’t use a weapon when one of our arms get cut off in the play test. It’s like that in the demo, but not the play test.
I love you... finally actual slicing
I finally did it
I did an overhead strike
And landed it
Perfectly
and i can replicate it
holy shit new tech just dropped (might not be new idk)
very simple explanation: charge an opponent while holding alt and holding sword back, release alt and bring it up and down fairly quickly
for some reason it makes your hands stay steady
can someone help me determine why the game is making this sound
can somedbody repost it so it will embed
you've been here since June so I'll hook you up with image/embed perms right before I head bed here
@gray bear ^ forgot to reply to your message
@thick peak me too its fun with the candlestick too but i wish some of the small knives would drop
has anyone ever had that bug where you slice a bit of his face off and it shows his entire skull

if there was an esport for this shit id be big machete triple world champ
gore select bug patch when
is there a machete in game?
falchion
is it new or have i just never gotten it
just cut someones arms of then the spine and he still alive hehe
hey, how to put anything to inventory
this circle thing that appears when you press r
press and hold Q or E
is 1v1 with a player in the game
does anybody know when the roadmap is being released? 10 days until december is over
Who up halfing they sword rn?
Not yet in current build
Around Christmas
alright
i need a new mouse so fucking bad
Same
Sometimes when I hold click it’ll actually just click at like 60 clicks a second
And it fucks me UP.
the mouse disconnect of fucking doom
Who knows what it is tbh
I think it’s dust or like dirt or something built up
I’ve had it for a while and I forget you should probably clean your stuff
Not that I game with dirty gamer grippers
every fucking time shield pushes me it hits my head and i DIE
Kick
kick the shield away and attack
instruction unclear my leg is cut off
Willie's feint nearly got me 
shield was probably sharp
that shit will break my skull from slightest touch
i really hope they add a multplayer option
nah
wdym nah
HUH
Ranked fist fights
Would go crazy
thats what im saying
if you get frustrated against bots now, wait until you get lag 
Adding mo to this would b a nightmare
Like BeamNG multiplayer - physics lags and desynch. One sees Willie without arm, another sees just a cut
you can swing at the shield with your weapon and willie's weak arms will be thrown to the sides
doesnt work because i guess damage also affects strength?
Visual bugs are the least of troubles cuz this is physics based so lag spikes would amplify the damage by 100000000000
theres little to nothing i can do unless i manage to get velocity enough to dodge shield or cut off willy's arm
shield to face, knife overheads = DEATH
the reason why this game is so fucking well coded in terms of the dismemberment and combat is the main reason why multiplayer would actually cause franky to explode
i'm pretty sure you're mostly dealing with a skill issue here
Remember to keep an open mind
Go for the kneecaps, it works, trust me
He took my sword 
i love to pretend im a boxer and i just Headshot Punch Willie. i also often kick between his legs and quickly go any direction so he trips and falls down. sometimes he hits his head and he bleeds, sometimes he wakes up again and i absolutely Spin kick him in the head and K.O him
Hi all! I am really curious what's next in the pipelines for updates/features of the game. I don't know if to love it more for the swordplay or the potential for MMA
we're gonna get the Roadmap by Christmas. your answer will surely be there!
Am i the only one who only plays as a peasant?
Same. i play peasant for boxing
nope your not alone
Me too, gotta kickbox the crap out of those scoundrels
can't wait for the octagon mods
