#halfsword-chat-⚔
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So is it happening then?
im in arkansas and lemme tell you even the smartest mfs in college here will not know that georgia is a country lmao, our geography education is horrible they only know the state lol
when is the update?
when blood?
I like maece
Name all states then
the name of the us state of georgia derives from king george of england
praying theres some secret content the devs didnt show in sneaks comin with blood upd
Update is today!
I don’t know what it is dog, I payed attention in geography so I know but it’s so fucking hard to think I was in the same class as someone and they just didn’t retain shit
cant say i had that issue, im in KY and we had to learn all States, European countries, African countries, and most of asia. plus where they are
is the update gonna come latest 23:59 GMT or is it another time zones 23:59?
The US state has 8 mil people, the country has 3 mil; Each US state is the size of a European country
Today
who asked?
Yeah but what time?
Not set, but I've heard Franky is working hard rn
Soon seems like almost a thing of the past 
tell franky we said thannk yoooooooooou
23.59 pst
any second now
annyyy second
it will become the present soon
any second now
everyone laugh at this anon
5 minutes
Wow
n
yeah the dev team needs a big ol thank you. easily the best indie game ive played in a while and they deserve some praise for the insane amout of time and effort that goes into something like this
Everyone laugh at this guy
T
can't wait man 😭
Europe has a population of 742 million lil bro
Is the new patch available?
Not yet
Yes
Not yettt
Is it inconvenient ask the devs in the dm if they can release the update as soon as possible?, I already talked to galaxyhight marshal for 2 seconds I think we are already friends
yeah just restart ur PC itll pop up
I’m gonna assume the stupid shit coming out of your mouth is due to sleep deprivation
So true
The When blood comments have somehow gotten worse even with the update announced lmao

Thank you jackb for that info
is blood out?
yes, you can go play i right now!!!
alright since its 9:51 PM i probably am waking up to blood
jesus fucking christ what is with the slow,ode
they given no time, so we assumed 24hrs hahaha
No
Yea, check under your skin
It will be very soon
later today
oh no
when is decomposition update
It's fucking 15:52
rot update
Less than 5 hours?
i think imma just start lying to people about it. keep myself entertained
I don't know
going for the juicy 23:59 release 
its almost 7pm in georgia
@dire canyon hi. I think goth princess peach is so cute. Do you want to play Pokémon card battle with me? My name is Christian Weston Chandler.
I am the creator of Sonichu… which is popular all around the world!
real. Plate feels like plate, and maces feel like blunt force trauma
Its 9:53am in ontario
11:53 in brazil
CMON MR MOD MAN YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE AN ORACLE AND KNOW EVERYTHING WE ALL KNOW YOU KNOW IT NOW JUST GIVE IT TO US / s
Release blud or else
5 pm in Romania
it helps soothe the pain of waiting
6:53 am cali
Blood blood blood! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
4 pm here in poland
is the update released?
I have to wait too y'know? 

It’s also 5 pm over here, does that mean we are brothers?
11:59 23 is 11
9 am in florida!!
@mighty nexus
Zero chill
Guys just go to sleep
4pm in Czechia
We want blood
I just woke up my man
nah honestly the way blunt melee feels so good. it has such an amazing weight behind it
stupid american hahaha school system has failed you
GORE?!!
NUH MR MOD MAN YOU CAN USE YOUR SPECIAL POWERS, NOW GIVE US BLOOD UPDATE NOW YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN IM ANGRY BUSTER, GET READY TO PUT YOUR DUKES UP!!!!!! / s
Does this mean my Rizz was L
Lets pretend we dont give a shit! Its gonna come for sure
I can feel the update inside me 🥴
it means I'm married
just gonna play stalker 2 until the gore and blood releases
What time is the gore supposed to release?
now
hey at least halfsword tells you its unfinished lmao

will the update just include gore or will there also be gameplay changes?
why he so relaxed tho
09:59
yes
an educated brit who understands geography, basic math and the time 😂
How can you not even figure that out by using your intuition? Theres 24 hours in a day. What other time could 23:59 be?
it's 10 am rn, is update gonna come out l8r?
WILLIE PUT YOUR WILL IN ME ITS ALMOST TIMEEEEEEEEEE WILLIE YOU MAKE MY WILLIE HURT BY NOT GIVING ME BLOODDDDDD
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK DID YALL DO WITH THE ATROCIOUSLY SLOW SLOWMODE
Just woke up. Still no gore I'm guessing?
are europeans just pro-grade ragebaiters or is he being serious 🤔
I want blood now
mid-grade tbh
i think many of you guys forgot about the demo version
mein eier sind abgefallen
The best friends are in conversation now..
can't argue with that
No set time
Guys maybe the gore was the friends we made along the way
warum
ok lets say when is gonna be the update and pin that mf thing
Clearly you lack reading comprehension skills bud. Please review the first 3 words of my sentence...
@acoustic stirrup I am also a smashing pumpkin fan. Very cool!
nah i dont get the european hate and generalization for Americans. just lump us all in and then explain to me how the people 20 min down the road are subhuman morons who are totally distinct from you
ew
yo couldn't the devs give us an estimate. some of us have been checking here for the last 6 hours
English only please
Ok so when is the update?
I just want patchie 
me when there is no release time
Stop being weird.
son i think you need to get your eyes checked
不
idk bro, what does NO RELEASE TIME mean
I have said this more early
we speak at the same language
he is infact dead
I literally said BRIT... that means Britain. Are you really that uneducated you can't figure anything out for yourself?
It’s time 
Fuck you
banned
falsehoods, deception even
REAL GUYS REAL
?
Real
yes
when it update
thats it im just gonna have to stab real people bc the update isnt here yet. gotta get that blood update somehow /j
today
holy fuck
Dude. I know it's a joke, but I won't tell you again
Guys its time
THIS IS CAP
when gore
Mods when they see an obvious joke but they gotta practice rule worship
yessir my apologies
sigma
Today
gets called words over internet
wishes violence on other person
????

ya got me
so when is it?
Slow mode is a little long
guys its time
is it out yet
Add subway surfers gameplay
Im just hoping it's before I need to go to work lol
DEEP FRY IT MORE
Fuck you
think imma add in like 8-10 ifunny watermarks lmao
i have your name for a хуй bro😔
It's out guys I swear
ik but like do we have a time
is blood update canceled?
FUCK IT RIOT BURN DOWN THE CHAT!!!!!
guys i'm sorry my cat drank all the blood out of the update 
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
11:06... one more hour and blood add
cut him open and take it back out.
The whole game just got canceled actually, sever is being deleted in a few moments. Good luck 🫡
Misinformation at it's finest
There’s no specific time🤦🏾♂️
Guys we don't need blood to have fun, all that matters is the friends we made along the way
Yeah, the blood said a slur on twitter. It’s all downhill from here for it.
Update dropped on my steam
Blood? 😈
me when . . . pregnant?
Bloods here?
its out
IF I DONT GET BLOOD IN MY UPDATE I'LL HAVE BLOOD IN MY OLDDATE!!! GImmie a condom!
bro we waited so much time for blood...
I gotta let yall kno i texted this with my хуй
Guys, im not having this, be a good boy and release now
me launching the game and closing when no blood
Don't think me and my partner are going to start hitting each other lmao. Also, are you that upset you have been proven catagoryily STUPID - that you hope I am stabbed? Small Neanderthal american brain over here is upset.
blood update
out
If im don't get blood, im gonna make half sword on the street
do you know when it's releasing?
later tooday
Everyone baiting and pressuring
he knew that you were too good so he didnt want to risk his life
hed didnt specify which friday , maybe after a mallenia
Full sword release
One of these update screenshots are gonna be real and people aren’t gonna believe
Wait when’s the release time
said 8 am
Maybe we talk about our favorite builds 🥺👉👈 and how this upcoming update will make them that much more fun
TO. DAY
There’s no specific time
I'm freakin out man?!?!?!
remember when it does come out, we still need to download it 
UPDATE IS OUT I HAVE IT LOADING!!!!
Im gonna eat your fuckin face, NO I DONT BUT IM GONNA FORCE HIM TO RELEASE IT AND THEN SPECIFICALLY NOT GIVE YOU ACCESS
guys I got the code for the beta-branch with gore, its "15112024-3600"
Bomboclat
NOT ENOUGH, DEEP FRY IT MORE. I NEED IT DEEP FRIED TO A POINT OF NO RETURN.
Well, I guess it was to good to be true 😦 It will still remain our dream, and we will wait for it with impatience.
@slow anchor only saw you in chat - sorry for the ping. but i dont think this guy should be allowed to give violent threats like that.
Omg thank you I’m playing it rn
so...
Does that mean you know when?
Will the update let us choose our gear to any extent?
you people are deranged
np
The evil pointy stick will be fun to use with gore
mi bludclaat mi a gon jump round di air wen de update come
you are the fuck you spongebob
Also, why 2 mins countdown ?
not to be pedantic but thats not a threat. he didnt say hed do anything just wished ill upon you
yeah just keep clicking
Because poop
Me when Half Sword when Schizophrenia when blood when the when
what is a man what has he got if not himself then he has not
I feel like my computer cant handle this gore update tho.
what do you mean... you people?
Please can you action accordingly? @errant pine is correct. But I still assume that it is still against the rules. 🙂
Already done
fake
did i stutter
Bomboclat
Guys if you set your time zone to 8 am is auto updates
This chat would fucking combust without it. like actually explode
is this.. real?
What are we building? Im not a builder, is he stupid?
lol
Damn, wish rules applied to the moderators.
bruh
point and laugh point and laugh
in terms of what class/weapon you prefer but its okay i understand you are probably excited
Thank you 🙂 was he muted or something?
Yeah everyone laugh at this guy
Got warned
what time zone called
The 8 am one
8 am
Guys i think franky would @ us when it drops but i may just be a silly goose
you liar :( its updated since july
where blood? WHY IS THE COOLDOWN 2 MINUTES
the devs did a great job with the new futa-cock character customization feature
Blood canceled 😦
the new polearms look dope
Stop the 🧢
Because the chat would be worse than it is now
Open the floodgates 🫡
This chat is the definition of insanity xD
so as a brit, whats it like to have the least threatening criminals in the world?
should have seen the blood trail vr latest expermental update
I have never really thought about it tbh. But I suppose thats good? hahahha
what if we normal mode on general and slow mode on halfsword chat
oh bro 😮💨
whats their excuse to not update?
Blood
WHY SO SERIOUS
nobody cares about the ehings I care about
Yeah blood got caught playing Genshin, smh no blood update for 3 years.
Just be patient
wtf is with the 2 minute cooldown
We should go find a better game guys, they’re having our pants down 😦
blood
make slow mode longer on general chat
they should add chun-li player model in the update
With penis?
the devs lied to us, im putting a finger in my ass knuckles deep now
I would love to play that game 😮 was it that bad?
Don't threaten me with a good time
Omg developers have to develop updates 😡😡😡 updates aren’t instantly made 😡😡😡 release it already😡😡😡
fucking one hour slow mode help me
AHAAHHHAAH
huh
Guys i heard if you go watch the trailer 5 times, spin around, knife the myserybox tbag and then watch it again, blood will drop
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i wantt bloooooodd
😏
mmmm wait
everyone who complains should have to go try to even make collision work in Unreal
This is taking longer than actually waiting for days
Ofc soon
wait what happened
I thinked is soon
Cause we’re all too autistic to wait 
Only soon duh
Pernar
its in now fuck
camon guys, blood
guys, if you do a 360 and a handstand while jerking yourself, and then do a flip onto your head while skibidi sliding backwards on fanum tax no cap no cap, youll get the raygun......i mean blood!
It’s going to take 8 god dam hours till it comes out for me
Dont forget the part where you have to yell "FRANKY I GIVE YOU MY SEED FOR YOU TO GIVE US YOUR BLOOD" or it wont work
we should all go donate blood to make it happen faster. they probably just ran out
I'm having sexual relations with a man if the update does not drop in the next 5 minutes.
they should release the sperm update instead
im gonna crumb
23:59 🗣️
i set my timezone like 10 hours after
Bro just run across the earth 2 times and time travel in playing rn
enough about the blood update, what about the sex update?
Im just gonna have to find people to roleplay a peasant bleeding out irl instead
Twomad reincarnated
damn right...how could I forget that?
im losing my mind now, all the blood of my body is somewhere else
im gonna release my seed if this update doesnt drop
ADD GENITAL PHYSICS QUICK PLEASE ADD THEM QUICK
Guys…I’ll give up my blood for the update. Give me three minutes and it’ll start the update.
im gonna coem blood if update not today!
procedural smegma generation confirmed
the dick whip is real the dick whip is real
It's hard to rob a gun store, there are guns there
is it possible to include blood in the playtest?
A Willie for the willie...
I've been playing foxhole for way too long
my braincells are simply, a thing of the past
If the blood update doesn't drop today, remember you can always kill people irl if you wanna see blood
if the update doesnt come out in the next hour im gonna hold G irl
THE GENITAL UPDATE IS SOON

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Guys the blood update is out just play the demo
Why isn’t the date upping?!!!
MODS send this man to the ice layer of hell to be gnawed by the head of satan
WILLIE JUNIOR
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shut up
you know who already has blood. . . todays sponsor Raid: Shadow legends, one of the biggest mobile role-playing games and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck and I'll see you there!
@mighty nexus
head you say 🫦
Fun fact: if go to sleep, you skip time and get the update faster 👍
Free my guy Half-Sword Playtest Blood Update, he ain't done nothing wrong
At this point putin will press that big red button Before will get to see the gore update
Exciting Update: Enhanced Gore and VFX Now Live in Half Sword!
Dear Half Sword Community,
We are thrilled to announce that the highly anticipated Gore and Visual Effects (VFX) update is now live! This enhancement brings a new level of realism and intensity to your medieval combat experience.
What’s New:
• Enhanced Gore System: Experience more realistic blood splatter, limb dismemberment, and visceral combat effects that heighten the immersion of each battle.
• Advanced Visual Effects: Enjoy improved lighting, particle effects, and environmental details that make every duel more dynamic and visually captivating.
We extend our heartfelt gratitude for your patience and invaluable feedback during the development of this update. Your support has been instrumental in refining these features.
Dive back into the arena and witness the enhanced brutality firsthand. We look forward to hearing your thoughts and continuing to improve your Half Sword experience.
Thank you for being a vital part of our community.
Best regards,
The Half Sword Development Team
‼️🚨 GUYS RESTART YOUR STEAM RIFHT FUCKING NOW THE UPDATE IS OFFICIALLY not AVAILABLE TO DOWNLOAD 🚨‼️
I somehow won, lost and died in half sword when the fight started XD
🤨

So much bait in one chat....smh
it went wrong
smash. next
why dont we get the goofy update already
MIS IN FOR MA TION 111!!!!111
Miss information
only master baiters in this chat smh...
fuck knows I fell for it
double the update and give it to the next game
when blood
blood?
some decent effort for a lackluster response. better luck next time
Exciting Update: Enhanced Gore and VFX Now Live in Half Sword!
Dear Half Sword Community,
We are thrilled to announce that the highly anticipated Gore and Visual Effects (VFX) update is now live! This enhancement brings a new level of realism and intensity to your medieval combat experience.
What’s New:
• Enhanced Gore System: Experience more realistic blood splatter, limb dismemberment, and visceral combat effects that heighten the immersion of each battle.
• Advanced Visual Effects: Enjoy improved lighting, particle effects, and environmental details that make every duel more dynamic and visually captivating.
We extend our heartfelt gratitude for your patience and invaluable feedback during the development of this update. Your support has been instrumental in refining these features.
Dive back into the arena and witness the enhanced brutality firsthand. We look forward to hearing your thoughts and continuing to improve your Half Sword experience.
Thank you for being a vital part of our community.
Best regards,
The Half Sword Development Team
Blood
GUYS BLOOD UPDATE OUT
HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
Copying my message is crazy
is the bloob update on the playtest or a deferent release
I hate all of you 😭
ZOMG OMG OMG OMG
Bruh.. this channel is absolutely cooked X_x
are you guys making some ritual or smth in vc to make update come faster?
when boobs update
Looks real, mods ban this guy
ChatGPT
I need balls and cock update, need to see Willie spin his Willy
can we get crazy straws next update? im tryna slurp till its flat
they should add the m62 submachine gun in the update
When penis + balls update
cock update now
If you want blood just play the demo🤓
Was gonna ask a question if the update is out but judging by the messages it is not 
Chat gpt

SOON™
how the fuck did you do that?! i'm not surprised since theres an official model of butt booty naked willie
If it comes out there’ll probably be a announcement just avoid this place
if you want blood, just get the latest secret update 
NOT SOON ADD IT NOW RIGHT NOW JUST ADD THIS UPDATE RIGHT NOW NOW
honestly fr y'all are impatient as hell
now the update will release while Im at work 😿
GIVE US BLOOD
FWAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
IT RELASED BOISSSSS (joke)
you will be lynched by dawn
Kill some people while at work to warm up then
guys the update is out, the way u unlock it is by beating up a fully armored foe with only ur fists.
If you want blood just become a dev and release it
Please be patient
Take a shit on your bosses desk and walk out, say you have a willie to play with
we are going to publicly execute you (joke)
Please! I beg ye fore the update! Let not I be disapointede!
I happen to actually have a sword so I might as well
Half sword spoilance irl
i thought it was out at
November 22, 2024?
they did in the one trailer
Are they adding the scene where he says "its half sword time" in this update?
Half swording all over the place
Bro what
jarvis pull up the 🩸 22/11/2024 🩸 gif
so wait we may wait another day for update?
you make my balls hurt, you maek my balls hurt
it said 3 am today
Probably 😭
more people here playing current version while it lasts? i'll miss it 💔
it was delayed by 3 months 😕 Devs just told me
Is the mobile version out
you can rollback or just turn
blood off
How to roll back
Idk what you guys are talking about, I’ve been playing the play test with blood since day 1
IT COULD HAPPEN AT ANY MOMENT
who do u think u r
23:59 
update is SOON (TM)
Any moment in the next year
guys I am a time traveler from the future, the release date for the update is
Yeah, but noone will. it will be forgotten with the rest of the versions soon 😛
Is it out yet
I wonder how many times word update was said during this day
Guys its out(I like spreading misinformation on the internet)
What mistake, 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ just be patient it’s really not that hard
I called out sick for this come on guys
I happily ended my day at the jobsite early so I could play the update
my subconscious tells me that this should happen at 22:00 +-
Chat clip that
Already 23rd here in aus. don’t worry, just a week away!
7:24pm in georgia
wouldn't it be better to finish and test the update, then actually set a time to release it? 
my child is dying of ligma in 20 minutes. his last request is to play halfsword. please drop update now
Still nothing on google play
Is blood out yet
my daughter is dying of HURTING BOLZ 😦 Can you drop update NOW!#!?!
nope
Anyone in the chat play the isle
new update feeling crisp devs did a good job wtf 🩸
edio gays
todaty we haf a lis of tob thinco half sword blood update
numero thinco
numear quadra
numero tres
umero dos
onorabl menten
numero uno
Neither there never was an update
the update is only blood but its also only gore
i already have severe trust issues you guys are making it worse
Its so over half sword is dead
the update was a psyop
same
I don't think my penis can take any more.
Heavy update when
The update was the friends we made along the way
They call me the brick
what?
@mighty nexus
Infinite bacon and no games or infinite games games but no games?
Mfw five hours later and no blood
Bacon
It's not coming out any time soon, I'll wait for later today 😭
This update is blood, gore will come out next year
it was an out of season April Fool's joke all along 
I ❤️blood
half sword but no full sword or no sword and no sword
Infinite gore but no blood or infinite blood but no blood
maybe the devs said 22.11.25
i wanna play medium sword
guys can you give me 100 reacts to this message i will leak the update
no
no give ME 100 reacts
?
damn it you got me'
@midnight vigil should i
69.69.69
And the crowd went mild
someone explain why I got timed out for 10 minutes?
1min slowmode holy
Boutta round up some kids to play half sword irl if I don’t get blood soon
Gritz
funny
maybe it will be in -10 years
Can’t wait for tip of sword to come out
did the update get released yet?
do you see anything in #updates
Any news on the release?
Let's make it 15,238 BLOOD
Where is full sword?
and we still need to download it when it actually does come out 
listen who kept posting the fake update image stop
btw im at 22:51
The entire sword update
774 mentions just today
400 gb
Idk I came back to this
UPDATE IS... FAKE!
will you be able to stroke it in the new update
is the blood update out? and is it on the demo or the playtest
I was bout to nut then i realised there is no BLOOD UPDATE yet
huys i got hlaf sord pdate vlood
They call me the brick
full screenshot like this?
Update in 7 minutes or i bomb this whole server
Second time you have said that bro
its bait
give blood im hyped
ngl the hype is already kinda dying down at this point 
A building material of sorts?
Why are they delaying it again
Can’t my screenshot machine is broken, ran outta milk :(
Guys i got it
Blood Update
Blood Is red
You know what else is red?
Santa is red
Update is coming on christmas
Im still waiting 
there shouldn't even be hype right now since it was never supposed to release at a set time bruh...
is there a lore reason
Bruh theyre delaying it?? 😭😭
there's hype because we are psychotic

BALLS COCK PENIS ASS TWERK BOOBS
Guys when update?
GIVE ME THE FUCKING UPDATE RIGHT NOW
Bro…… the hype has been dead🤦🏾♂️
wheres dismemberment and blood 😢
lso i got fukl verson of d gam

PALLOT KUKKO PIPPELI PERSE TWERKKAUS TISSIT
Big Sword 🙂
PALLOKUKKO
AITO
alright i slept6hrs where are we
they never said "no set time today" they just said "no set time". I can forward the message from the community manager to everyone again if yall psychos have trust issues now.
Hard sword 😩
Me when update. Possibly blood and gore included?
who has a big sword
if bloodthirsty, play the demo to hold yourselves off for a bit
art thou Finnish? @wooden socket
yes
Soft sword
the forbidden shlong
Hard sword
when update :(
yea
When update sword
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Brick sword
you got a problem with my preferred activity in bed? either way NO SET TIME FOR UPDATE ON ANY DATE
raaaaaaagh

no updat
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updates aren't real 
He’s struggling to come to terms with the fact that the update doesn’t drop when he wants it😂
Just woke up and excited to play the update! can someone point me to the new download page?
Vätys
i just pressed Q like 10 times when my left arm was unharmed but my right arm was harmed to pick up my sword AND IT DIDNT PICK IT UP AND I DIED and thats just very annoying.
when is the update
bro is not the honored one
I don't think they will ever get hawk tuah out my guy
hell no diddy
i want to take a huge chunk out of somebodys shoulder
tarkoitaa
cant wait to try fist fighting again
blood
Let’s all take a breath together. Follow the instructions carefully.
Why have they delayed the update
blood
why devs didnt show dick 😭
hey man so like i waiting for bood and stuff i want kill
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state
i need it
Blood update is in ten seconds
When does the update come out
They're probably finishing some stuff and will release the update later in the day. Give them time. I'd rather have a finished update be late, than an unfinished update right now. We already waited a long time, we can wait the rest of the day.
2028
MA STUR BA TION
Ayo
aggressive masturbating
seven hours till update
the fog is coming
update comes out
actually for the demo
open demo
they removed blood and gore

good
TEHE
when is the update coming out !!
Give updatz
clearly you've never played a bethesda game
The update releases in… 20 minutes
the voices are getting louder guys
lol right
LMAO
seven hours till my seed
Guys my maid is about to clean my room and if the update drops while shes doing it, im going to tweak
they already fucking told us there was not a specific time for release, just that it would come out today.
Actually low quality bait
Fake timezone
i might kill my self if i dont get the update
why even announce it if it's not done tho 
It will release at 11:59 PM
same
it releases in 02:00 GMT+3
thx

which voice lines do you do, are you the one who screams "CUCKOLD" (thats my favorite line)
blood is coming in 7 maybe 7.2
AM?
once again, timezones exist
seems there’s only one voice
cavifax
He does the screams. Ivan does the words
I hope she humbels my sword 
she half on my sword till I willie
This is the day discord half sword will remember when people went crazy
2:00 date of release
no they dont
so 3 more hours
TimeZones are man made like the weather, you can’t fool me
crazy how fast messages are getting deleted
wouldn’t ever have thought it was 2 different voices
woah the slow mode is crazy
10/10 im gay now
i want blood
i just picked up a crate and launched through the void
guys whens it releasing
I believe its temporary until kepon learns the voice lines but im unsure
Why are people saying in steam the server got removed
GUYS when you send me your IP Adress you will get the Blood update ‼️
The chats lust for blood is concerning
178.21.112.12 (its a joke
Bruh where is gore
when
https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-gif-24177057
devs reading the chat:
15 MINUTE SLOW MODE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
192.168.176.43!!!!!
fuck sword
i cant tell if i got banned from using make a quote or not :(
sex has been added now?
Dear friends, might it be the case that the forthcoming blood update, to be released on the 22nd of November, 2024, embodies the cherished companions we have acquired throughout our journey?
yeerrrp
OMG TREPANG 2, also is blood out yet
Let s goooo
you say that like it’s some sort of time quickening ritual that’s sure to change when it arrives
Ok im here
If I got a penny for every question about the update.. man, I would be rich
s
blod
WHEN UPDATE
people when they realize they today is still today

Any news on the update?
when gore
when blood
when updatee
Tomorrow
i think the update actually probably will only release on 23.11.2024 instead of 22.11.2024
Surly its not five minutes of cool down here
FIFTEEN ?????
THATS WHAT IM SAYING PATROK
Savage
react with 🧢 if you’re a disgusting human being!!!
WHAT
LAMOOOOOOOOOO
🥸
Bird penis
Due to the persistent shit posting Half Sword chat slow mode is going to 6hrs until the update releases.
welcome to hell.
UPDATE DELAYED 
the fog
its crazy being in the chat with guys that are sad bc there is no blood in some game (i am one of them)
I thought you were going to sleep
What’s the slow mode, oh god I’ll communicate through edits
I did
i like to lick feets
update?
can't have more than 3 messages on screen.
Wait is slow mode when u can only message once
Oh ok
6 hours bro....
You want gore? well here it is, it aint halfsword gore but enjoy it anyway
22/11/24 MY ASS WHEN UPDATE DHAOUHDUOAHFUOHEAO
blood when
update when
pls i want it too
semen update when
its much more peaceful in here
that voice channel is probably insane
shut up bitch

We‘ll probably get cyberpunk Orion before half sword blood 💔💔
Out yet?

theres still like 6 hours to this day (saying a fact isnt copium fyi maunten, it's like 6pm and 6 hours from now is 12am of the next day)
HOOLY COPIUM
hayk’aqtaq yawarta hap’isunchis
so many people playing garticphone waiting for the update
So is the update coming in 6h? also more finland references guys
how do i throw
update is at 5 gmt
Yesn't
a
E
font?
chat, is this true?
uh, 6hr slowmode?!
It’s true
Must be
i love half sword
update is 5pm gmt+1 calling it right now
yall be believing in anything.
bomboclat
Me when
haf sword update coming out at 2:60 pm gmt
knee
UPDATE..... YESTERDAY!
what happened
JESUS CHRIST 6 FUCKING HOURS?!
WHAT DID THE CHAT BECAME
can you change the keybinds in third demo?
HOLY SHIT??
Hi guys
whats the timeout here
0.5 sword SIX HOURS?????
bro what the fuck
#mapleforprez
Update please
both channels deserve 6 hour slow mode frfr
Devs need to stop edging us
If update not release, im gonna do half sword on my street
Peak needs time
Who do i submit my resume to so i can become mods
GENERAL IS FUCKED
cya in 6 hours hawk tuah skibidi
i understand 5 minutes but SIX WHOLE HOURS???
is it out yet?
willie impregnation update wen?
skibidi dop dop
Willie feet update when?
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Whens update
gore when
I love big butts
HAHAHA 6 HOUR SLOW MODE?!
.
.
nah but fr when, i woke up feelin like christmas eve and there aint no blood yet
Same bro I went to go do my morning errands and shift and then I come back and no update. So sad.
no shot i go to sleep,wake up and this shit still aint here
i fight at 30
bro the voices
i hate you
After months of being inactive, I had come to say something very important
||when blood||
man I sure do like typing hopefully I dont have to wait six hours before I can type again 
Sigma
When the sword is halved
че так много иностранев в русском дискорде