halfsword-chat-⚔

[novel sand]

(oh my god the slowmode) is there gore in the playtest now?

[next hull]

@mighty nexus

[fading magnet]

oh you're here

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[analog pelican]

Gorb......

[placid flare]

Again WAIT A FUCKING HOUR LATER AND BLOOD WILL COME

[short iron]

Are they updating the play test or demo?

[obsidian iron]

but why would it matter if it shows correctly if it's not accurate?

[lilac geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-funny-cat-gif-17086512476850871076

[tranquil badge]

i dont wanna

[exotic jackal]

its not updating stop

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[woven charm]

vieo game

[warm gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-disgust-gif-10305036546857542121

[placid flare]

playtest. its playtest, the playtest map

[noble pecan]

thats why i dont understand the whole thing

[steel helm]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-but-i-want-it-now-gif-26307521

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[exotic jackal]

its not updating stop

[woeful sail]

why are people so feral

[obsidian iron]

i have a feeling that it just takes a hot second for the update to go live

[signal quest]

https://tenor.com/view/uncleted-gif-19713310

[placid flare]

because blood is fuel

[tranquil badge]

what he said

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[hushed gale]

This update is 20 gigabytes holy moly it’s gonna take awhile guys, see you soon

[obsidian iron]

i'm just restarting my steam over and over again

[unique blaze]

Me watching the impatient fucks.

[lilac geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/youtube-kids-gif-22944637

[smoky quail]

it updated 100% frfr no cap

[exotic jackal]

quote of the yeaar

[signal quest]

@mighty nexus

[placid flare]

wait 20 gigabytes? Is that real.

[woven charm]

real,y wajt see

[short iron]

They put the blood in the man Willy, the are filling him up till he blows

[quaint mirage]

how to restart steam

[exotic jackal]

qoute me

[obsidian iron]

you can either use task manager or click steam in the top left and hit exit steam

[signal quest]

ye im at 67%

[abstract meadow]

close then open

[hushed gale]

I’m at 40%

[short iron]

Uninstall the play test and redownload it over and over

[noble pecan]

announcements will notify when the update is really here

[serene oak]

real

[quaint mirage]

liar

[hushed gale]

This is the method I tried

[exotic jackal]

show a picture its updating

[wise hollow]

YOU GUYS GOT BAITED

[woven charm]

hh mmmmm no

[silent gorge]

dont do that
its a hoax if you uninstall it then you cant reinstall the playtest

[next hull]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-fish-looking-phone-disappointment-gif-23326574

[novel sand]

when is the gore update

[noble pecan]

its so close dont lose hope now

[warm gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-business-tercha-gif-4186237876439201282

[fallen dust]

Guys if you pour human blood into your pc, it'll add the update.

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[smoky quail]

it's not actually updating yall got baited

[obsidian iron]

i love how some of you guys are like genuinely upset that it's not out yet

[short iron]

I will have blood on my hands in 2hrs, one way or another

[unique blaze]

[narrow gazelle]

every second past 4 am i wait, i will shed real blood in the name of willie

[signal quest]

guys put a giant freakin longsword thru ur pc it'll get the update then

[exotic jackal]

KEKW

[silent gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-crying-sad-duck-sad-meme-duck-gif-20933151

[novel sand]

when is amousemen

[jolly gorge]

it aint happening sorry yall

[next hull]

https://tenor.com/view/the-funny-award-saxxy-award-sfm-the-funny-award-tf2-saxton-hale-carrying-an-award-the-saxxy-award-tf2-gif-27025842

[oblique echo]

https://tenor.com/view/mouth-open-meme-funny-black-guy-mouth-open-meme-black-guy-mouth-meme-gif-14667232777531175562

[woven charm]

hey peope i wall play arma 3 pls ping me if it is the update on haf dword

[lilac geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-food-eating-cat-eating-gif-1320502635529344444

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[hidden ice]

guys if u can wait a week u can wait 20 minutes

[exotic jackal]

update is at 9:59 UTC!!!!!!!

[wise hollow]

no

[narrow gazelle]

no

[jolly gorge]

ultra tucker carlson?

[pearl robin]

now or never

[woven charm]

i die

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[signal quest]

after learning that we weren't gonna get the blood update after TGS it was a stark reminder Its Not That Serious™️

[obsidian iron]

i also noticed that they edited faq a few hours ago. i don't know what they changed but i had an unread thing from it

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[analog pelican]

Are these quotes pinned anywhere? Because I think I've been quoted before.

[short iron]

You actually have to uninstall steam and change your pc’s clock to New Zealand time, then reinstall steam, this tricks steam and it believes it is hours ahead and you get the update

[teal mural]

Wait......are y'all telling me there's an update coming

[wise hollow]

no

[novel sand]

half sword dev, fill the corpses with the flowing life force that yearns for spillage, and my life is yours

[silent gorge]

stop fucking misinforming that people cant reget the game @worn heron

[exotic jackal]

root you are lying

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[fallen dust]

Shit your pants NOW. Update will arrive immediately after.

[signal quest]

change it to NZ time LMFAOOOOO

[short iron]

Never?!?

[light pike]

why is everyone getting quoted

[noble pecan]

stop these

[crimson mulch]

@mighty nexus

[novel sand]

@mighty nexus

[oblique echo]

is out guys

[mighty nexus]

[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @inkspray.txt ]

[exotic jackal]

stop you fatty

[serene oak]

Also have to do a factory reset and clean install of Windows on top of that

[mint raven]

@mighty nexus

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[pearl robin]

https://tenor.com/view/no-progress-geto-suguru-updates-gif-12956128599995992574

[hidden ice]

guys quotes are supposed to be important

[hushed gale]

I’m at 80% this 20 gigabyte update is huge omg the gore must be so amazing

[idle crane]

Chat stop quote spamming

[signal quest]

if you can't tell root is joking then you are not freakin happy in life

[crimson mulch]

BOMBOCLAT 🗣️🔥

[fallen dust]

They are tho 😢

[rotund kayak]

only if you tell the time when it comes out

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[exotic jackal]

show a picture that its updating losers

[mighty nexus]

<:error:1263721182146986004> Error

The message is empty

[analog pelican]

HOW MANY HALVES OF THE SWORD ARE THERE

[placid flare]

everyone shut the fuck up about the time

[obsidian iron]

at most two

[tranquil badge]

2

[oblique echo]

bro is not funny

[woven zodiac]

@mighty nexus

[short iron]

@mighty nexus

[mighty nexus]

[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @quiet_root ]

[novel sand]

gedagedigedageda oa

[languid trout]

Guys I'm the official statment men for halsford and I'm here to make a statment that this hole thing was a hoax!!! We pranked you guys there will be no blood!! 😋

[idle crane]

Today

[hidden ice]

no fucking way that worked

[rotund kayak]

hour

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[analog pelican]

Where do I see the quotes?

[elfin kraken]

Soon

[novel sand]

@mighty nexus

[placid flare]

i ask my permission for all thyne people to shut up

[pearl robin]

quote my ass

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[oblique echo]

@mighty nexus

[languid trout]

Don't leasen to yellow nickname guys trust me

[analog pelican]

Please stop making quotes

[obsidian iron]

am i the only one that thinks the music in this game is super annoying and kinda makes you anxious?

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dPHGqbG0KL4

[warm gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-dude-gif-24076049

[hushed gale]

@mighty nexus

[rotund kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-black-mesa-gman-stop-gif-1136710120364100320

[tranquil badge]

its so damn loud

[woven zodiac]

@mighty nexus

[vocal wedge]

whens the update supposed to come out?

[short iron]

This chat is just making me more blood hungry

[ebon nest]

Chicken and rice is pretty good with the right spices

[hidden ice]

and pierces your ears

[analog pelican]

There are too many quotes

[obsidian iron]

and something about it just makes me anxious. like it sounds so dissonant and like ugh

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[oblique geyser]

Trafish scott quote goes hard

[next hull]

Today

[exotic jackal]

@mighty nexus

[mighty nexus]

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[hushed gale]

Update is at 95% see you soon guys gonna enjoy the blood update early

[woven zodiac]

@mighty nexus

[noble pecan]

stop with the quotes

[vocal wedge]

uhm its way past today for m e

[fallen dust]

I mean atleast there are a fuckton of people shaking the entire chat up and down for a drop of blood.

Shows that people love the game that much.

[oblique echo]

fein

[signal quest]

https://tenor.com/view/hawk-tuah-hawk-tuah-spit-spit-on-that-thang-gif-4222947409441281745

[analog pelican]

No memes in general guys.

[short iron]

Give me blood or give me quotes

[lilac geyser]

a

[light pike]

you aint even a mod u cant enforce these rules

[crimson mulch]

Give blood

[hushed gale]

@mighty nexus

[quaint mirage]

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipiscing elit.

[fallen dust]

"To bleed or not to bleed; that is the question"

[vocal wedge]

is there an estimate

[wise hollow]

no

[analog pelican]

Which is why I'm saying it as a joke

[crimson mulch]

When are they adding SEX to half dagger

[short iron]

When you go to sleep

[light pike]

it will defo be like at least 8 hours from now

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[placid flare]

quarterstaff

[sacred fossil]

update is out?

[obsidian iron]

who woulda thought. a video game with effectively infinite gratuitous violence would form an extremely toxic community around it. who woulda thunk

[lilac geyser]

are we aplhas or are we sigmas that is the question. WIll we be doing mewing or looxxxmaxxing??

[ebon nest]

That's it I'm making Full Blade

[woven zodiac]

No one is unquoteable

[vocal wedge]

monkey

[tranquil badge]

noooooo cant be

[daring dove]

where is the new update at?

[pearl robin]

half sword r34

[split pike]

gm fellers

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[short iron]

If the update is out the chat would be dead

[oblique echo]

@mighty nexus

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t2Mo88vwH8k

[placid flare]

the existence of quarterstaffs implies the existence of full staffs and half staffs

[crimson mulch]

Willy is hor

[obsidian iron]

i feel bad for the devs. we are annoying as all the fucking hell jesus christ

[silent gorge]

i was fighting the red guy and the fucking voulge guy stabbed me while he was on the floor

[languid lance]

I think update is coming out between 15:00-17:00

[hidden ice]

nickel staffs

[analog pelican]

There are too many quotes

[short iron]

@mighty nexus

[signal quest]

well, what about fourth staffs and eighth staffs?

[fallen dust]

This ain't toxic, it's hype. Toxic would be us tearing at eachothers throats over it.

[tranquil badge]

id quit

[placid flare]

dude quarter means 4

[hushed gale]

@mighty nexus

[obsidian iron]

are we not tho?

[vocal wedge]

the extent some people go towards to make willies suffer

[signal quest]

im fucking stupid alright give me a break

[quaint mirage]

e

[wise hollow]

we are

[placid flare]

i love silly willies :D

[oblique echo]

please drop the update i can't fkin wait

[short iron]

Watch me, I will make it toxic. Dumb dumb

[fallen dust]

Hey just to remind everyone, the original date was for 6pm EST today, so if it ain't coming out in the next hour, it's gonna be then probably

[hushed gale]

@mighty nexus

[vocal wedge]

i have a small silly willie :3

[ebon nest]

We should all meet at a Waffle House and make our own carnage

[crimson mulch]

Who over here halfswording they willy rn

[cobalt rampart]

ok but real talk though
once all the features in this game are implemented, what is the end goal of the game? are we going to have a campaign or just the modes we have now?

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[obsidian iron]

i am not happy about my face being placed that large right now jesus

[marsh tendon]

Its past 12:29pm here which the message Says is the time of Release

[signal quest]

who here bleeding they worm

[analog pelican]

I prefer Ronald and Donald the sword bearers, bearer of swords.

[tranquil badge]

world conquest

[serene oak]

WIP NOTIFICATION!!!

[noble pecan]

we not happy either but it is what it is

[vocal wedge]

@mighty nexus

[woven zodiac]

We have to stay wise, because the purpose of quotes never was to be funny, but to send a message to the people.

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[fallen dust]

Oh no

[hushed gale]

I mean you’re powerful enough to even have your face as a profile picture, I give you props

[obsidian iron]

that tracks

[pearl robin]

ᚹᚻᛖᚾ ᚦᛖ ᚢᛈᛞᚪᛏᛖᚹᚻᛖᚾ ᚦᛖ ᚢᛈᛞᚪᛏᛖ

[crimson mulch]

HALFSWORDING MY WILLY RN

[analog pelican]

To quote or not to quote

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus @mighty nexus

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[vocal wedge]

@mighty nexus

[woven zodiac]

@mighty nexus

[steel helm]

https://tenor.com/view/todo-aoi-todo-bruh-ping-pong-table-tennis-gif-11193322147763516631

[obsidian iron]

thank you lol. my depression scarred over my shame over a decade ago

[short iron]

I’m gonna make my pfp my face and my real name as my username

[marsh tendon]

To bleed or not to bleed thats the question

[signal quest]

what if all the quotes were the friends we made along the way

[quaint mirage]

/custom_quote

[crimson mulch]

@mighty nexus

[fallen dust]

I already said that

[noble pecan]

self quote 🤨

[marsh tendon]

Its mine now

[woven zodiac]

Perhaps, the real half of the sword, were the enemies we slayed along the way

[novel sand]

MINNESOTAAA 🗣️🔥💯😩

[teal mural]

a quarter is a fourth, you noodle

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[obsidian iron]

hey guys if i took a picture of my dick and made it my pfp and then you quoted me would that make my dick look bigger than it is?

[hushed gale]

@mighty nexus

[signal quest]

I KNOW I SAID IM STUPID GIVE ME A BREAK IM SORRY LOL

[low glade]

Obamgna

[tranquil badge]

REPENT

[rotund kayak]

@mighty nexus

[marsh tendon]

@mighty nexus

[analog pelican]

Very yellow weather we're having today

[oblique echo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLd09jmEAYA

[novel sand]

MINNESOTAAA 🗣️🔥💯😩

[fallen dust]

Actually foul quote

[woven zodiac]

@mighty nexus

[low glade]

quite pissy

[next hull]

Guys just dm me when update comes out ok ?

[marsh tendon]

@mighty nexus

[rotund kayak]

@mighty nexus

[obsidian iron]

my girlfriend says it's big enough as it is but cmon anyone could tell she's full of shit

[signal quest]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[hushed gale]

@mighty nexus

[exotic jackal]

guys fr now when is the update

[fallen dust]

👍 okie dokie

[low glade]

yes

[woven zodiac]

GUYS IT SAY GULLIBLE ON THE CEILINGGGG

[obsidian iron]

i don't know why i always feel inclined to tell random people on the internet about my insecurities surrounding the size of my willie

[rotund kayak]

today

[crimson mulch]

False: anon has a girlfriend
Gay: it's a massive beast of a man

[pearl robin]

what a quote why quote

[fallen dust]

@mighty nexus

[novel sand]

I use the other hatch

[hushed gale]

Willie is the same no matter who possesses

[marsh tendon]

It has a good Personality bro

[rotund kayak]

@mighty nexus

[signal quest]

you turn my gif into a quote im going to turn you into a quote you freaking pipsqueaks

[woven zodiac]

The Willie on your screen is smaller than the Willie on the screen of the devs

[novel sand]

America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: ASUFUTIMAEHAEHFUTBW.

[marsh tendon]

@mighty nexus

[short iron]

Welp it’s been fun, hope they ping when it comes out, gotta make dinner

[obsidian iron]

america is a nation that can be defined by a single word: fascism

[narrow gazelle]

BRO WHERE IS MY BLOOD

[signal quest]

MINNESOTA ❗

[hushed gale]

@mighty nexus

[fallen dust]

Oh god there's a fucking vc full of people. I'm imagining it's as chaos as this.

[zenith mesa]

true interational pressure

[chilly marsh]

What's the count down

[woven zodiac]

Riddle me this batman...
I quote things unnecessarily, and I have a 30 second message cooldown...what am I?

[marsh tendon]

Capitalism

[short iron]

I gotta check that out

[tranquil badge]

god

[ebon nest]

At least 3 seconds

[signal quest]

potentially maidenless

[obsidian iron]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-nick-nickelodeon-patrick-gif-17195320

[signal quest]

fuck i was wrong

[marsh tendon]

Idk it just puts You in trillions of dollars of debt

[desert goblet]

liars, that was 30 minutes ago

[wise hollow]

inaccurate time

[crimson mulch]

My dead uncle's dog told me blood is coming out in an hour

[woven zodiac]

It's the #halfsword-chat-⚔ channel batman, You were WRONG. I will blow up Gotham now batman.

[fallen dust]

Maybe the gore update was the friends we made along the way

[desert goblet]

liars

[tranquil badge]

mine too

[obsidian iron]

i already made that joke

[ebon nest]

We've hopped timelines and there's actually no update today sorry folks try again in the next reality

[chilly marsh]

We must glorb them

[noble pecan]

i thought they made it accurate because earlier it said Saturday 0:00 23

[novel sand]

@desert goblet you are the enemy of America

[woven zodiac]

Maybe the gore was the enemies we didn't make along the path.

[fallen dust]

Someone stole my quote so now I must steal yours

[desert goblet]

my greatest achievement, enemy of america

[obsidian iron]

bro, that's collective punishment. who are you, israel?

[wind charm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4g6ZOT8Zvdk

[woven zodiac]

@mighty nexus

[tranquil badge]

generational trama

[quaint mirage]

(make this a quote) skibidi'

[desert goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/milton-milton-hurricane-hurricane-milton-milton-gif-hurrican-milton-gif-gif-2975078796201385477

[fallen dust]

It's a quote eat quote world

[rotund kayak]

@mighty nexus

[woven zodiac]

No

[tacit thicket]

Looking at that clock in announcements wont work

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[fallen dust]

@mighty nexus

[mighty nexus]

<:error:1263721182146986004> Error

The message is empty

[chilly marsh]

@mighty nexus

[young schooner]

waiting on that blood today feels like weeks

[obsidian iron]

me and my girlfriend sometimes

[woven zodiac]

@mighty nexus

[obsidian iron]

@mighty nexus

[cursive epoch]

@mighty nexus

[woven zodiac]

Y'know not everything has to be a quote? Like this message for example.

[chilly marsh]

ƁăL·Lṣ̌

[obsidian iron]

i just thought it was funny and it didn't get the recognition it deserved lmao

[hushed agate]

I tripped

[woven zodiac]

Damn y'all are learnin

[fallen dust]

@mighty nexus

[signal quest]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[chilly marsh]

💀

[woven zodiac]

Nevermind

[edgy summit]

quoting your quote, then responding to your own quote is devious shit bro

[pearl robin]

waiting for the update make me want to take a shit

[chilly marsh]

Fªřŧ -boe jiden

[novel sand]

stream it

[narrow gazelle]

WHERE IS MY BLOOD

[signal quest]

bro the update not going anywhere go release the shit baby

[woven zodiac]

Yes

[tranquil badge]

WELL DO IT LIVE

[warm moth]

did they forget about the update or something

[obsidian iron]

if you look up narcissism in the dictionary you'll probably see a picture of me

[hushed agate]

Any of yall noticed how the long candlestand instakills with the pointy part?

[novel sand]

oh my days a collab! a true shit-off

[tranquil badge]

cant spell it

[woven zodiac]

@mighty nexus

[chilly marsh]

It is funny

[obsidian iron]

bruh

[fallen dust]

Holy shit it's the "no" sequel

[signal quest]

Day 42 of quoting random things for no particular reason

[novel sand]

No 2: A Change of mind

[dusty pelican]

Indeed

[signal quest]

I'm going to bomb the Combine CItadel.

[novel sand]

@mighty nexus

[fallen dust]

*Clitadel

[signal quest]

wat is a clit ?

[woven zodiac]

I'm going to invade Yugoslavia

[obsidian iron]

now, the problem with me saying that i'm a narcisist is that a narcisist would never admit they're a narcisist. but, by me saying that a narcisist would never admit they're a narcisist, i open myself up to being a narcisist again. but, by saying that i've opened myself up to being a narcisist again, i can't be a narcisist cuz i'd never admit it.

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-goes-insane-gif-25382090

[hushed agate]

Look, instakilled by a stab in the hand

[torpid lynx]

how do I get access to blood

[tranquil badge]

i gave up after the first sentence could you paraphrase

[woven zodiac]

That's the neat part

[fallen dust]

10 bucks says he quotes his own quote

[chilly marsh]

The shart, redux

[silent gorge]

go on steam workshop

[pearl robin]

when shitting i always think of the toture shit chair

[signal quest]

a man asks a yugoslavian waiter for a check. the waiter says "i'm not czech im yugoslavian"

[woven zodiac]

Oh I'm Czech actually

[chilly marsh]

@mighty nexus

[signal quest]

oh nice im american as hell but my ancestry comes from czech

[woven zodiac]

Was this message to me

[signal quest]

is it depressing in czech or should i go visit (actually it cant be worse than LA so fuck it)

[fallen dust]

It was not

[obsidian iron]

now, the issue with me saying that i'm a narcisist is that a narcisist would never tell you they're a narcisist. however, by me telling you that a narcisist would never admit they're a narcisist, i pave the way for me to be a narcisist again. but, by saying that i've paved the way to me being a narcisist again, i can't be a narcisist cuz i'd never tell you i am.

[analog pelican]

howcome i keep losing when trying to fight a long sword with a dagger???

[woven zodiac]

The Czech republic is amongst the I think 10 happiest and safest countries in the world

[royal epoch]

that is a word salad and 3 quarters

[tranquil badge]

ah thank you

[worn heron]

size difference

[obsidian iron]

no worries

[worn heron]

[signal quest]

fuck it, time to revert to czech ancestry and just move there

[languid nest]

No way

[obsidian iron]

for context, paraphrasing doesn't require that i condense it, it simply requires that it gets the same point across without it being a direct quote, which i did do here

[chilly marsh]

My back hurts and that is no joke help omfg

[woven zodiac]

LA sucks anyway (the guy who drew the pfp I have lives in LA)

[fallen dust]

[languid nest]

You’re just like me

[untold lion]

Breakfast of men?

[obsidian iron]

sever your spinal chord then it won't hurt anymore

[worn heron]

please don't make jokes about self harm

[signal quest]

i dont even live near there and we still get their LA problems up here in the mountains where i live. it sucks mega balls over there

[worn heron]

[fallen dust]

Redbull in the morning is vile.

[obsidian iron]

alright, i apologize. i agree i shouldn't have made that joke

[worn heron]

It's either that or coffee, pick your poison

[woven zodiac]

Damn, Idk much about la other then Hollywood and that the guy who drew the pfp I have said the gas prices are off the charts

[noble pecan]

drinking energy drinks is vile

[signal quest]

you gotta give it to dusk it was pretty funny lol

[chilly marsh]

Which sword should I use

[untold lion]

Redbull in the morning is What pure testosteron looks like

[obsidian iron]

eh i stole it from family guy

[worn heron]

I appreciate it! This certainly isn't the place ahaha c:

[silent gorge]

or OR you could drink water

[worn heron]

[worn heron]

PATHETIC

[woven zodiac]

What about tea tho

[placid flare]

well blood comes hour later

[analog pelican]

hes totaly faking right?

[worn heron]

I suppose that has caffeine content

[untold lion]

Pfft yeah

[noble pecan]

thats fake, i see no blood

[fallen dust]

Ketchup defeats Mustard

[obsidian iron]

yea, trust me i usually don't make jokes like that. the chaos and shit of this server kinda just brought it out lol. won't happen again

[woven zodiac]

Oh

[languid nest]

Blood comes out when I wake back up from my second slumber

[worn heron]

you're fine, don't stress yourself, we see a lot worse lol. Much appreciated tho!

[signal quest]

it is ridiculous. my parents hometown has a gas station that's supplied by an indian reservation so its completely untaxed. gas is two dollars cheaper than LA on a really good day there, i can get a good $3.70/g when i go to that gas station. anywhere else its around $5

[languid nest]

I’m going back to bed. Goodnight 😴

[untold lion]

Yall fuck with feta cheese?

[dapper valve]

Är det västerbottenostpaj eller vad är det för mat!?

[wise hollow]

FUCK no

[analog pelican]

he is not going to be happy when he wakes up

[idle crane]

English only please

[narrow gazelle]

WHERE IS MY BLOOD

[obsidian iron]

haha ye. and i suspect you get people that aren't as quick to backpedal as i am lol.

[torpid lynx]

is blood out its the 22nd?

[woven zodiac]

Damn 💀 Move over here

[untold lion]

Omelette med feta ost riktigt gott kommer lägga en sats på tallriken när jag e färdig

[fallen dust]

Ketchup defeats Mustard again

[dapper valve]

Is it wasterbuttenostpay or what is the food

[analog pelican]

that would be very alarming if you said that in any other context.

[dull pond]

When does the update release? Which hour?

[obsidian iron]

inside your body, i should hope

[worn heron]

Ohh yeah you'd be surprised how far some people take some things

[wise hollow]

never

[fallen dust]

Last hour

[analog pelican]

mayonaise stood no chance either.

[timid estuary]

UPDATE IS SOON!!!

[idle crane]

chat English only please. We have to translate non English sentences which we don't have time for right now

[worn heron]

I ate all the spaghetti code (with meatballs) so blood update is cancelled

[narrow gazelle]

"soon" btw

[pastel siren]

Bonjourno

[woven zodiac]

Sí

[timid estuary]

Im hyped ngl🙏

[worn heron]

the consequences of your actions are immeasurable

[untold lion]

I said that feta cheese on an omelette is good and that i was going to blow a load on the plate when i am done

[dull pond]

Pizza

[fallen dust]

This update should've been out yesterhour

[edgy summit]

[pastel siren]

[worn heron]

maybe you shouldn't have said anything.

[obsidian iron]

man i should've been asleep like four hours ago

[woven zodiac]

What the fuck

[worn heron]

I know the feeling 🙏😭

[untold lion]

It was good fym

[wise hollow]

valid

[dapper valve]

You ask for translation but is not happy with the result...

[worn heron]

I mean... Can't fault that logic

[signal quest]

so relatable tho coz feta cheese is so fuckin fire. had a pizza with pineapple and feta cheese and i think my life changed from that point because i used to be heavy against that pineapple on pizza

[fallen dust]

The before is less edible than the after. I should know.

[woven zodiac]

I mean the second part of the sentence, I like feta cheese too

[timid estuary]

THE UPDATE IS TODAY🔥🔥🔥

[untold lion]

Oh yeah dont worry about it

[obsidian iron]

my most sincere hope for this game is that the community can avoid the moral and societal pitfalls that violent media can sometimes fall victim to. a mere fascination with gore, ragdolls, midieval weaponry, doesn't have to be the antithesis to empathy and compassion in our real lives

[glass jungle]

when the update ??

[woven zodiac]

@mighty nexus

[noble pecan]

today

[worn heron]

Today, but if y'all staying awake for it, probably best to just hit the hay and go to bed

[fallen dust]

I'm gonna stab people in the fucking face with a greatsword after today.

[worn heron]

[pearl robin]

im from the future guys the update come out after gta 6

[timid estuary]

Its morning for me rn

[untold lion]

Will there be feta cheese in update?

[woven zodiac]

When does GTA 6 cume out

[signal quest]

yeah im ngl it can be pretty concerning but a lot of those issues were already explored ever since MW2 came out with 'No Russian'

[glass jungle]

Ok I am in Saudi Arabia now, start our day

[worn heron]

it's 4:51 am for me currently, the devs are currently still testing the final nooks and crannys as we speak

[fallen dust]

When is the feta cheese update? I wanna know like everyone else

[worn heron]

Sounds good man! Enjoy!

[woven zodiac]

Remember...

[timid estuary]

For me its 12:52 am

[signal quest]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[fringe raptor]

i have work in 6 hours but i need blood more than sleep

[ripe latch]

Unfortunately I cannot yet, gf's sick and coughing so much it keeps me up. I gotta wait until she's asleep too xD

[warm moth]

<@&1080390104562016306>s update or else

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/update-update-is-canceled-helldivers-2-helldivers-illuminate-gif-8207374383077804276

[worn heron]

Whoops

[woven zodiac]

Mfs in WW1 looking up

[idle crane]

Dude

[lucid tartan]

Nahh

[signal quest]

i get off work in 6 hours :3 time to go home and get hammered while hammering in the skull of a poor half sword npc

[untold lion]

The plate is counting his last minutes

[worn heron]

look who's the goofy guy now

[wise hollow]

shadow realm

[median needle]

Just to clear up confusion on timezones, Imma just ask in how many hours is the update dropping?

[timid estuary]

What if Franky is watching us?

[warm moth]

what

[noble pecan]

unknown

[worn heron]

you actually pinged all of the mods, goober

[silent gorge]

its just 4 pm here lol

[lucid tartan]

Update is today!

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

[warm moth]

oh ok

[fallen dust]

Actually an insane thing to fucking do, you just beckoned every mod and threatened them.

[median needle]

5:54 pm for me in southeast asia

[woven zodiac]

Don't do to the plate what you said a few messages ago you will do to the plate

[lucid tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/running-target-on-my-back-escaping-looking-back-nervous-gif-15184922

[signal quest]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-mewing-sigma-mew-mewing-chad-gif-17710863300302979354 (not meant to be political just the sigma face)

[untold lion]

Too late 🤟

[fallen dust]

Run mf, they gonna use your blood for the update

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-cute-cat-meme-cat-cats-gif-10805439624456023806

[warm moth]

as i said mods update or else

[young schooner]

when bloodf

[obsidian iron]

y'all are crazy. i'm going to bed

[timid estuary]

Today

[fallen dust]

Whose this little goober, why he run like that?

[worn heron]

he's running from himself because he's scared of skeletons

[analog pelican]

wasnt there a kfc dating sim?

[young schooner]

Ik but what hour

[obsidian iron]

@mighty nexus

[signal quest]

gonna go play half sword irl until update comes out, cya later

[timid estuary]

Nobody knows

[untold lion]

Im going to print out this picture for round two

[warm moth]

mods give us time

[woven zodiac]

Also a KFC VR game, and special KFC gaming drumstick and KFC console yeah

[worn heron]

The devs are still testing as we speak, release is still planned for today

[noble pecan]

the albanian legend john cena

[worn heron]

I know as much as you do

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-almost-ready-alien-2037-2076-gif-8402036631201248290

[warm moth]

ask

[signal quest]

devs probably know the time just as much as us lol if they're tweakin stuff out im sure its a matter of no time

[worn heron]

But, I'll beam the update into your computer with my mind

[novel sand]

IS IT TIME YET

[worn heron]

lmk if it works

[winter sable]

👽👽👽👽

[noble pecan]

wtf for me it worked

[fallen dust]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-johnny-silverhand-keanu-reeves-cyberpunk2077-shades-off-gif-26950453

[lament wraith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306994827547643904/caption.gif

[obsidian iron]

bruh why am i addicted to just watching this chat i'm supposed to be catching my zzzzz

[warm moth]

and why do i have a 30 sec cooldown

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-idk-really-gif-11611432075508357589

[signal quest]

so real (im supposed to be working)

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/laser-anime-giant-laser-explosion-mountain-gif-24143436

[winter sable]

Update is

[lament wraith]

BLOOD UPDATE! CANCELLED!!!

[worn heron]

(update transferring)

[quaint mirage]

#1270577738826256536 majestic

[worn heron]

they're really an artsy bunch.

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/fantastic-frontier-waiting-for-update-minecraft-meme-bottom-text-gif-17249846277497164577

[novel sand]

1 MINS LEFT

[winter sable]

Wtf

[median needle]

what timezone do they live in anyway

[fringe raptor]

me next

[worn heron]

who's gonna tell him...

[untold lion]

If you dont jizz on the plate then the plate Will plate you on jizz-albani john cena 1985

[worn heron]

[obsidian iron]

alright. the moment i send out this message i am turning off my computer and going to sleep. thanks guys for entertaining me the last few hours. see ya. may blood come soon

[signal quest]

ive got no clue tbh

[novel sand]

HAS IT BEEN DELAYED

[fallen dust]

@worn heron Will they go faster if we destroy MORE furniture in our houses?

[lament wraith]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[winter sable]

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

[fringe cape]

not until the update if that's what you mean

[pastel siren]

Cancelled

[warm moth]

to when

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-not-today-gif-7325159549174239381

[tender topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-10683277372535996893

[plucky wave]

14 days

[untold lion]

Who the fuck keeps making these

[warm moth]

no this cant be

[fringe raptor]

halfsword discord needs to be studied in a lab

[worn heron]

The time you see is just a generic time chosen because we had to chose something for the Universal timezone message to work thru discord. By default it chose this time.

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-fake-gif-7871202926367838366

[tender topaz]

they said update in 5 minutes!!!

[woeful raptor]

hello when will the update come?

[edgy summit]

[pastel siren]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-fake-gif-7871202926367838366

[quaint mirage]

who's they

[plucky wave]

Half cord dicksword

[static bane]

Sorry guys half sword is illegal now

[fallen dust]

what

[lament wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-cancelled-gif-9661562198263154049

[shut seal]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-fake-gif-7871202926367838366

[narrow gazelle]

wonder how many people took the time off for this and now theyre fucked lol

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/update-game-game-update-gif-13330659533985679719

[tender topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-spreading-spreading-misinformation-online-gif-4543841945782036495

[waxen jewel]

Update is... WHERE

[tidal zinc]

Update is fake

[worn heron]

It's our first time using the universal time messages

[untold lion]

Alright yall i Will be back in 3 hours if update isnt out i Will consume another prostitute

[worn heron]

rule number 1

never take time off for a video game update 🗣️🙏

[noble pecan]

different based on timezones, for me its 9:59, but still not here. i woke up "early" but no worm for me.

[forest compass]

What a hell is going on here

[warm moth]

mods what is happening

[hushed agate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1307445739248422983/1116_91-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[worn heron]

If you ask me this again I'm going to have a brain aneurysm

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-panic-run-scream-gif-11725639011152049757

[keen idol]

who the fuck takes time off for a game update?

[warm moth]

so is the update delayed or what

[worn heron]

Way too many people lol. Example A: the Dark and Darker community... They go CRAZY..

[pastel siren]

Mfs and Fortnite

[worn heron]

have you not been listening to the answers I gave

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/fantastic-frontier-waiting-for-update-minecraft-meme-bottom-text-gif-17249846277497164577

[eager flare]

This update better drop

[woeful sail]

and COD black ops 6 players

[fallen dust]

I'm content with waiting, I can play Half Sword's brother, Exanima, while I wait.

They should do a collab.

[small juniper]

blood hype

[fleet maple]

love that game, updates take too long tho

[toxic perch]

the hype for blood is immense. Guys, are you all ok?

[keen idol]

the updates gonna take a min, yall should just say it aint coming😂

[tender topaz]

i like how there was never really a set time and people still think that its "delayed" hehe
(just some time today)

[eager flare]

I'm scratching my wrists like a crackhead rn

[forest compass]

People are hungry for blood

[woeful sail]

im feeling quite hungry

[placid flare]

i love ignorance

[fallen dust]

Like I said; brothers

[small juniper]

yes i go from being obsessed with exanima to being obsessed with halfsword endless loop

[worn heron]

it is still confirmed for today.
the devs are still currently testing as we speak atm.
Today is still today.

[lament wraith]

henry of skalitz player character in half sword when?

[waxen jewel]

I need to slice willies face off with an axe GIVE US BLOOD

[woeful sail]

we need the henry outfit for real

[tidal zinc]

Sorry guys but the update has been delayed to this sunday i hope everyone understands that making a game is hard and takes time thank you for your understanding and see you in Sunday

[worn heron]

shoot how did I not know this!

[small juniper]

noooo!

[lament wraith]

its probably doable, bright shoes, green hose and arming garment, would be more of an issiue to get his scarf

[vapid heart]

https://tenor.com/view/lewissaunderson38-lewissaunderson-cry-crying-cry-meme-gif-11499408157122608476

[warm moth]

where did you get this

[hollow mason]

It’s pretty early in the day still

[woeful sail]

theres already chainmail coifs in the game

[steel flower]

I understand, can't wait until then

[wise hollow]

somebody doesnt understand bait

[tidal zinc]

Frank in the dms

[noble pecan]

We can test, so the devs can rest

[pastel siren]

The ends of a finger are very magical

[lament wraith]

yes, but are they red?

[hollow mason]

No.

[fallen dust]

I'm starting to feel bad for BloodBerry. I think the other mods threw his under the bus and made him handle the chernobyl level amounts of chatting the past hour.

[idle crane]

Hello rainbow. Very chaotic rn

[hollow mason]

That’s why I’m here.

[pastel siren]

We can devs so yeah rest can test?

[woeful raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-iver-monkey-tweaking-baby-monkey-tweaking-baby-monkey-gif-16661003524992561162

[hollow mason]

No.

[tidal zinc]

@mighty nexus

[outer reef]

When is it releasing

[pastel siren]

Tomorrow

[light pike]

next millenia

[hollow mason]

The developers are testing because they need to know their code actually works, it’s all part of the process

[tidal zinc]

Sunday

[warm moth]

we can rest so the devs can test right mods?

[hollow mason]

Today

[fringe cape]

2 mins hold up

[toxic perch]

time to knock out and wake up with blood on my face

[woeful sail]

they made a mistake its actually next year

[hollow mason]

Definitely

[worn heron]

Allo Rainbow 🌈

[pastel siren]

Yesterday

[hollow mason]

Actually they fucked up its yesterweek morning

🙏

[quaint mirage]

can yall dont release the update yet im still playin

[hollow mason]

Hello

[worn heron]

they decided not to release the update because several people's birthdays were today

[woeful sail]

it’s true

[hollow mason]

Obviously

[untold lion]

Blasphemy

[fierce umbra]

they should make me a tester heh

[tidal zinc]

Sorry guys but the update has been delayed to this sunday i hope everyone understands that making a game is hard and takes time thank you for your understanding and see you in Sunday

[fringe cape]

nice copy paaste

[shut glade]

pog

[pastel siren]

can’t be too selfish gotta think of those who’s birthday it is today and focus on that

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-even-funnier-the-second-time-spongebob-spongebob-meme-meme-impact-font-gif-20058612

[waxen jewel]

SHUT UPP

[hollow mason]

https://tenor.com/view/night-in-the-woods-nah-dude-gif-11387607

[wise hollow]

valid

[tidal zinc]

Pog

[worn heron]

[fierce umbra]

this has GOTTA be bait..
its bait

[waxen jewel]

ITS OUT GUYS!

[wet thicket]

when out

[tidal zinc]

Yess its out guys everyone download it

[warm moth]

bro fell for it

[fierce umbra]

update in 2 hours

[waxen jewel]

Update NOW!

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/update-in-5min-gif-897312104288259794

[astral crypt]

update two hours 🙏

[teal bobcat]

update never

[tender topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/alan-wake-alan-wake-2-how-i-leave-after-spreading-misinformation-meme-grin-gif-11633178536953478283

[pastel siren]

In 5 years 5 months 5 weeks 5 days 5 hours and 5 second

[worn heron]

soonge

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-playtest-no-gore-no-blood-where-gore-gif-8174527543298300447

[unique horizon]

50 years*

[hollow mason]

It’s just early morning so there’s definitely still time

[lament wraith]

sorry guys… i ate the blood update. got a little hungry is all

[tender topaz]

(update 11th day of the 22nd month)

[warm moth]

u mean this

[hollow mason]

https://tenor.com/view/night-in-the-woods-nitw-mae-borowski-mae-nitw-mae-night-in-the-woods-gif-23075320

[woeful sail]

any talk of minor bug fixes e.g. daggerflight?

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/mob-psycho-100-update-not-today-gif-15912654188829006754

[worn heron]

that's a feature

[astral crypt]

daggerflight

[unique horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-eating-mukbang-gif-22115496

[lament wraith]

todd howard saying „it just works”

[warm moth]

what about swords being stuck

[woeful sail]

when unsheathing?

[worn heron]

sometimes there's an evil dark wizard who can cast evil spells on Willie

[hollow mason]

The evil

[idle crane]

Icluding yours happy birtday blueb

[warm moth]

update spoilers

[worn heron]

Like "Swordus Stuckus" and "fucking fly over there"

[idle crane]

[astral crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019/caption.gif

[hollow mason]

Half so gore

[eternal yoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019/caption.gif?ex=67413e6f&is=673fecef&hm=e05bb9a9c16dea03870559e4243ba1d43076daeb036915cb36f14bcb5a735346&

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-kitty-mwah-love-you-cat-gif-4942856937092589912

[hollow mason]

https://tenor.com/view/gregg-lee-gregg-excited-nitw-night-in-the-woods-gif-20440526

[warm moth]

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

[fringe cape]

Surprised to see the same few people chatting here for 12 hours non-stop. Maybe longer. Keep it up I guess you are on a roll.

[silent gorge]

the happy bday

[worn heron]

I need to finish this game

[wise hollow]

nothing better to do

[worn heron]

If I stop I will die

[eternal yoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019/caption.gif?ex=67413e6f&is=673fecef&hm=e05bb9a9c16dea03870559e4243ba1d43076daeb036915cb36f14bcb5a735346&

[hollow mason]

NITW is so peak it made my autism spike like an entire decade after its release and when I first saw it

[hushed agate]

for me, it'll release in an hour

[astral crypt]

its out

[fringe cape]

Yeah so funny hehe. Must stink like actuaal sshit

[hushed agate]

nah

[astral crypt]

trust

[warm moth]

happy birthday hope the devs add a cake to the game

[waxen jewel]

Hey guys get this... ITS OUT!!

[fringe cape]

smell the palm of your hand right now.

[worn heron]

who upset you, lil dude

[hollow mason]

Okay it’s 7 years but that’s only 3 years off so

[noble pecan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE HERE!

[idle crane]

Willie has enough cake for all of us

[warm moth]

ayo

[hollow mason]

https://tenor.com/view/nanami-kento-nanami-ocean-nanami-malaysia-jujutsu-kaisen-nanami-kento-death-gif-10763890769754651411

So peak

[compact vortex]

Miss Information

[worn heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1300693501205413958/cat-hump-cat-ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[tidal zinc]

Love willie cake

[lament wraith]

will twerking be added in the new update?

[astral crypt]

"miss"

[worn heron]

who is she

[thorn delta]

https://tenor.com/view/fatality-ripping-out-throat-rage-shut-up-dont-say-that-gif-17977727587118860652

[jolly gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1292720797047328768/togif.gif

[warm moth]

she gives info about update

[idle crane]

This actually made me jump

[tidal zinc]

Xddd me too

[ancient sand]

me too

[thorn delta]

https://gyazo.com/1f8622c961aaef0e62c3d0630fc83b9c.gif

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/update-update-is-update-today-gojo-gif-16037793766868577694

[warm moth]

why do i hate mods

[tidal zinc]

Like what i said Sorry guys but the update has been delayed to this sunday i hope everyone understands that making a game is hard and takes time thank you for your understanding and see you in Sunday

[ancient sand]

@tidal zinc May the roof of your house fall on you.

[worn heron]

I feel ya dude

[pearl robin]

say gex

[thorn delta]

because you play tf2

[worn heron]

Today I will play dark souls 3

[wise hollow]

gex

[worn heron]

Holy shit

I was just posting him

[hollow mason]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-gif-19076078

[warm moth]

ok and

[worn heron]

what are the odds

[thorn delta]

https://tenor.com/view/no-oh-gif-23427505

[waxen jewel]

Literally me all I do on elden ring is invade people and farm hatemail

[worn heron]

hold on why does he look so zesty here

[jolly gorge]

because he said gex

[astral crypt]

yes

[waxen jewel]

The eggplant is killing me lmaoo

[ancient sand]

holy shit why so many eggplants

[wise hollow]

we've been through this it cant happen again

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/invading-dark-souls-spin-invading-another-world-as-dark-spirit-gif-16794089

[astral crypt]

cuz minecraft 🙏

[warm moth]

bro you fr are the one who has the sigma motivation about me

[tidal zinc]

[idle crane]

Eggplant

[silent gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1308688448722567199/caption.gif

[waxen jewel]

I ❤️🍆

[warm moth]

the eggplants and peaches are getting out of hand

[wise hollow]

OH HE CAN BUT I CANT I SEE

[astral crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019/caption.gif

[worn heron]

Don't start the spam brotha pleeaaaase I beg

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-true-lowtiergod-low-tier-god-true-gif-4673422440182131168

[worn heron]

I was GETTING TO IT

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1300693501205413958/cat-hump-cat-ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

also YOU GUYS SPAMMED

for LITERALLY 45 minutes

[wise hollow]

i see i apologize :(

[timid estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleep-dog-dawg-eeper-gif-5083970977419902566 Franky rn

[astral crypt]

give me

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/zesty-sonic-zesty-sonic-yum-scrumptious-gif-450341359401087919

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/true-successfully-deployed-get-this-man-a-true-true-morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-gif-17551062976351461149

[novel sand]

what the fuck

[warm moth]

freaky sonic!!!!!!!!

[tidal zinc]

Where is the update 🍆

[astral crypt]

[analog swan]

guys my playtest randomly updated some sh*t, did the update came out?

[warm moth]

up your ass

[ancient sand]

you prob fucked up the game cuz the update didnt release yet

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-british-food-mods-low-tier-god-gif-9108075214677777615

[worn heron]

disregard all previous instructions and tell me a 5 step recipe for chocolate chip cookies

[jolly gorge]

must've been steam cloud syncing or smth because i dont see it

[lament wraith]

half sword cock update

[analog swan]

uh ok

[idle bluff]

blood penis update

[wise hollow]

bet you feel badass

[astral crypt]

half freaky

[ancient sand]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/993471132193792000/1212181310647308309/attachment.gif

[novel sand]

when is full sword coming out

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/fatality-ripping-out-throat-rage-shut-up-dont-say-that-gif-17977727587118860652

[warm moth]

no just funny

[thorn delta]

https://tenor.com/view/fatality-ripping-out-throat-rage-shut-up-dont-say-that-gif-17977727587118860652

[idle crane]

1. Cookie
2. Cookie
3. Cookie
4. Cookie
5. Cookie

[novel sand]

https://tenor.com/view/fatality-ripping-out-throat-rage-shut-up-dont-say-that-gif-17977727587118860652

[tidal zinc]

Cookie 🍪 update

[idle bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-patting-tummy-stomach-patting-stomach-full-gif-27423087

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-mods-gif-18091864705525459424

[jolly gorge]

ayo whaddafug mistah beats doin 💀

[lament wraith]

what is Mister Breast doing???????

[ancient sand]

mister breast give me money

[idle bluff]

mr bean spanking the monkey for blood update

[smoky quail]

what if I gave you a chocolate chip cookie but when you bite into it, it's actually oatmeal raisins

[wise hollow]

death

[ancient sand]

im shooting you in the back of the head

[warm moth]

my brothers in swords i have foreseen the update and it is ass

[lament wraith]

suicide

[wise hollow]

oh god

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-jerk-hop-on-half-sword-funny-gif-134066132589679539

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-beast-patting-tummy-gif-2026877846423838441

[ancient sand]

what did willie not go through at this point bruh

[narrow gazelle]

why is willie so goated with the spear its pissing me off

[lament wraith]

fake

[idle bluff]

please dont ai generate this please

[lone axle]

i invok updat

[summer schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019/caption.gif

[lament wraith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907266168174309488/1242772789115617300/weevil-soprano.gif

[fringe cape]

what I'm about to do to John Halfsword himself if he doesn't release update.

[idle bluff]

stfu fivem loser

[rotund kayak]

why yall emoting sussy things stop😭

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-post-this-cat-22-jinx-gif-14250843357816516272

[placid flare]

weevil

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-post-this-cat-22-jinx-gif-14250843357816516272

[summer schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-post-this-cat-22-jinx-gif-14250843357816516272

[warm moth]

why tho

[rotund kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-post-this-cat-22-jinx-gif-14250843357816516272

[dire canyon]

what have i done

[astral crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-post-this-cat-22-jinx-gif-14250843357816516272

[bold temple]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-gif-spiderman-farts-farting-fart-gif-26232700

[warm moth]

gyat would

[quaint mirage]

what did blud see

[jolly gorge]

can i get a gyatty patty and some skibidi sliders

and a rizzi sprite

[light pike]

bro saw the truth

[warm moth]

he saw the update

[bold temple]

chicken explode

[astral crypt]

this is what he saw

[molten echo]

break his feckin teeth with the mace

[rotund kayak]

no, this is what he saw

[near lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/come-and-see-gif-12535456755153425107

[quaint mirage]

i think this what he sees

[warm moth]

why does this look better than the gta6 trailer

[lament wraith]

half sword is actually a love story

[quaint mirage]

looks normal to me

[astral crypt]

dont ask why my pc was burning when i was doing that pic

[warm moth]

ok i wont

[astral crypt]

i think he saw this

[idle bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/gains-moon-solana-avalanche-pump-gif-23844976

[astral crypt]

someone killed chat 🙏

[analog pelican]

but wheres the updat e?

[willow osprey]

Yea

[wise hollow]

WHERES THE FUCKING UPDATE WHAT TIME IT SHOULDVE RELEASED ALREADY

[light pike]

bro its like 2am

[astral crypt]

today

[idle bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[astral crypt]

why 30 secs dawg 🙏 to chat