halfsword-chat-⚔

[fallen zealot]

devs have a diferent time zone

[vapid hull]

thats the same thing !!

[hazy shuttle]

I mean them making blood an 18+ feature

[onyx epoch]

what time zone do the devs have?

[fallen zealot]

maybe

[vapid hull]

eugh

[fallen zealot]

i dont know

[wide gate]

the event thing says 4 am est, but it also said like 6 pm at some point so who knows!!!

[fallen zealot]

but the game is already 13+ or 18+ isnt it?

[indigo zealot]

3:59 am est...

[slow iris]

The Majestic Stallion:

[fallen zealot]

imagine seing this when you wake up

[placid flare]

i intentionally called the pukeko a kiwi

i forgot its name thats why

[timid estuary]

No gore?

Maybe Franky is still sleeping

[placid flare]

hey is the gore including willies head exploding from blunt force

[hazy shuttle]

DAMN ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[timid estuary]

Its gonna release when Franky feels like it

11:59 am

It says when u click on "in 1 day"

[sour path]

it can already happen in the demo so i’d imagine

[placid flare]

theres gore overhaul

[velvet oriole]

bro why is carange broken?

[covert pasture]

The last trailer, the song will be added in game?

[placid flare]

tf you mean

[calm zealot]

Can't wait to make Willie slop stew

[velvet oriole]

when i press carange it says game over as soon as i press it

[calm zealot]

Carnage?

[velvet oriole]

yes

[placid flare]

that's when your lag is so high the game renders you outside the ring

[wooden socket]

can the devs wait until i get home from school to add blood

[placid pendant]

Sequence looked great until the polearm popped at me

[placid flare]

i'm doing the same

[velvet oriole]

so i have to turn my graphics to high?

[velvet oriole]

same

[placid flare]

no, reduce your lag

[velvet oriole]

i dont have any lag

i play on epic

[placid flare]

did you just download it

[velvet oriole]

yes

[placid flare]

common, set your graphics to high and epic again.

[velvet oriole]

k

[placid flare]

if not restart the game

[velvet oriole]

thx

yea i restarted 2 times

[placid flare]

because it feels like the game renders you outside the fences

or your hitbox is outside

[proud marlin]

Georgia time

[placid flare]

Again, What country is the studio from

and look at the announcements, and move that day further

[fallen zealot]

same here

[fallen zealot]

devs are from georgia?

[proud marlin]

Yeah the peaches

[gray vortex]

i think they're dutch

[proud marlin]

You know

[fallen zealot]

my dad is from georgia

[placid pendant]

Did they actually say what time it would be

[fallen zealot]

no

[gray vortex]

as soon as you go to sleep

[placid flare]

Georgia in asia?

[proud marlin]

Technically it’s European

[placid flare]

Which Georgia. the one in asia or europe.

or the one that is a state

oh the state

[proud marlin]

They’re from european georgia

[fallen zealot]

the country

[placid flare]

wait but that means we have same time, I'm thailand.

[proud marlin]

Not the one close to japan

[placid flare]

Wait, mine is 11:40 AM

[loud zephyr]

not much longer

[placid pendant]

Japan??

[proud marlin]

There are 3 Georgias, one in US, one near Japan, and one in Europe

[placid pendant]

What?

[proud marlin]

I personally have been to the Georgia near japan, they speak Asian and have special traditions like

[gray vortex]

you're forgetting the one in africa

[placid flare]

tf you mean near japan though

i searched georgia-japan

[fallen zealot]

he is talking about europe georgia

[proud marlin]

Oh how could I forget? The one off the coast of nigeria?

[fallen zealot]

why are there so much stuff named georgia bruh let the original europian one be

[gray vortex]

we wuz bagrationi and shiet

[west cloud]

uh

[proud marlin]

What if there was this thing called Nigerian shark tank and he said “look at this fine product”

[near grotto]

That implies the rest of the world lets Europe have something

[placid flare]

well you know blood is useful since you know what hit you or if you land a hit

i love turning my silly willies into salami :3

[fallen zealot]

you can cut people

[placid flare]

but at some point, its harder to know

[fallen zealot]

• somebody said theyre gonna add kicking

[placid flare]

it must be an obvious deep cut or thrust

[fallen zealot]

there was a video about it but still not sure

[placid flare]

weapon like spears don't need a hit indicator

[fallen zealot]

Spacebar key

[placid flare]

weapons like knives does. not dagger just knives you get in carnage

[gray vortex]

i hope they add more realistic bones though. It's impossible to cut someone in two with a sword like they show in the japanese build

[remote crypt]

I just listen to how bad the enemy cries out

[placid flare]

what if that was you

[remote crypt]

normally it isnt

[hidden smelt]

I hope we get better sword control or weapon control in general

its so annoying parrying manually I dont want to auto parry

[gilded veldt]

i can’t wait for a video of someone throwing up a knife and kicking it into willie’s chest

[crimson fjord]

i hope they add better ways to recover

[gray vortex]

that's where #1300124103554105364 comes in

[wind charm]

mfw polearms dont have auto parry

[neon mantle]

Ive just woke.up at 4:30am and this is what thenfuck

[proud marlin]

Nigerian shark tank “I introduce de new product”

[marble birch]

I think they might be waiting for us all to ask when update maybe

[proud marlin]

Goodbye

[neon mantle]

Or, right. They're asleep

[marble birch]

pizza sneeze

[wind charm]

the devs probably are wired to the fucking gills in anticipation for patchie themselves, they're up

[neon mantle]

Or have completely fucked themselves out and they've passed out on the keyboard accidently deleting patchie

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/famine-garfield-gif-19810423

[placid flare]

garfie

[gray vortex]

gonefield

[neon mantle]

'Hey everyone, big news! Patchie ded.'

[placid flare]

nofield

[neon mantle]

Horsefield

[gray vortex]

i will cut my own willie if that happens

[neon mantle]

I'll uh.. watch?

Hehe

[neon mantle]

This could be us but u playin

[hidden smelt]

give us the update

[wind charm]

I see you Franky...

[urban pebble]

is it gonna be at 12 or smthn

[gray vortex]

FRANKY WRITING THE PATCHIE ANNOUNCEMENT

[cursive bough]

o.o

[neon mantle]

Franky "hi everyone, patchie on fire. I need a cig"

[normal mango]

Midnight release in 5 minutes!!

[neon mantle]

No

[west plover]

RAAAHHHH

[cursive bough]

been patiently watching n a waiting, playing so much half sword in anticipation

[normal mango]

5 minutes!!

[vestal flare]

yeaaaahhhh

[normal mango]

Midnight release inbound !!!

Raaah

[crimson fjord]

there is a 50 percent chance we rejoice or 50 percent chance we are left in despair

[west plover]

I won't despair

[normal mango]

4 minutes !!

[dapper chasm]

There is a chance I’ll still go back to bed.

[neon mantle]

Juat had the biggest poo of my life

[wind charm]

you will regretting the

[west plover]

I'll just respond to the sad news with viokence towards blue collar workers

[neon mantle]

Wowowowow

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-what-i-woulda-did-thats-the-technique-tiktok-hitman-yeah-gif-11959249467197783308

[dapper chasm]

They gave us the day off of work 🙏 I’ll get my time

[vestal flare]

i got limited time

[hidden smelt]

zz

[west cloud]

REAL GUYS REAL?

[neon mantle]

Obviously not

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1227411792473362534/1293957501489909852/plume_stolen.gif

[neon mantle]

🤷‍♂️

[somber rock]

https://tenor.com/view/divgrant-michael-bisping-are-you-intoxicated-ufc-funny-gif-24373193

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-goes-insane-gif-25382090

[west plover]

I WISH

[somber rock]

https://tenor.com/view/squidbillies-gif-14140596211122773957

[fringe cape]

Hoping for early morning update. I wanna cut down a few willie's into chunks before work tomorrow

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/scott-scott-rea-meat-meat-fondling-fondle-gif-24986184

[somber rock]

what are the chances it drops in 1 min

[oblique tiger]

one more minute

[neon mantle]

Well I have to leave for work in like 30 mins then have to pick up my son after work

[fringe cape]

a nice chuck of meat

[neon mantle]

So I have a good 13/14 hours til I can play

[crimson fjord]

slim but never impossible

[fringe cape]

it' not midnight for everyone

[west cloud]

WER BL

[fringe cape]

what makes you so special

[neon mantle]

Not a midnight drop for people its midnight for

[dapper chasm]

Its 0700 on Friday for me

[neon mantle]

Its 0500 for me bro

[west cloud]

happy xmas

[fringe cape]

Do we have the actual release time for it or no?

[gray vortex]

0600 represent

[neon mantle]

No set time

Just as and when

[dapper chasm]

I’m an American stuck in Europe send the rescue team

[neon mantle]

No, you deserve it

[fringe cape]

so why we waiting on 12am for lol

[gray vortex]

it will probably be at 17:37 just to screw with us

[neon mantle]

Hopefuls 🤷‍♂️

[dapper chasm]

They have a pickle obsession here

[neon mantle]

Bro the pickle obsession is everywhere. Pickles are amazinf

[autumn gust]

Dude... Disrespectful

[somber rock]

IT DROPPED

[oblique tiger]

what

[hidden smelt]

false

[dapper chasm]

🧢

[neon mantle]

Wrong, bye.

[autumn gust]

🧢

[somber rock]

https://tenor.com/view/conor-mcgregor-ufc-fighter-dans-la-cage-mma-gif-12716527

[cursive bough]

2300 over here but my guess is 3 hours

bruh so many ppl are capping

[crimson fjord]

yeah if yall are up at midnight rn please go to sleep and come back in like 3-4 more hours

[neon mantle]

My guess, is when its ready, it's ready

[somber rock]

refresh steam

[hidden smelt]

you're smart

[somber rock]

or close

[crimson fjord]

we love misinformation

[neon mantle]

Not how it works

Nob

[somber rock]

https://tenor.com/view/conor-mcgregor-conor-icecream-conor-mmachat-mapachenova-gif-26643106

[autumn gust]

mfw rimworld updates and not halfsword

[dapper chasm]

“omg guys i did it and it worked”

[neon mantle]

I enjoy eggs

[wind charm]

real

fake

[neon mantle]

Hahaha yes itch build

Og brotherrrr

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/the-eminem-meme-callmecarson-gif-18780365

[dapper chasm]

Anyway here’s a videos about making turkey

[neon mantle]

For what its worth, the itch build was actually very good for a playable prototype

[wind charm]

thanks.

[crimson fjord]

what the fuck

[autumn gust]

https://tenor.com/view/up-pointing-up-super-victor-universe-blazzord-meme-gif-9576188784823275630

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1307922037708427357/Willie_True_tom_hardy.gif

[dapper chasm]

Of course

[neon mantle]

Ever had a shit then immediately need another one?

[dapper chasm]

Low-key me rn

[wind charm]

im leaving

[neon mantle]

Dam

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/pukeko-baby-pukeko-bird-big-feet-baby-bird-gif-17348863752699685649

[neon mantle]

Noooo come back

[fringe cape]

holy fuck lookademgooooo

[dapper chasm]

Kiwi barrage

[west plover]

WHEN BLOOD

[near grotto]

Update was fake

[west plover]

If they elon musk me I'll cry

[crimson fjord]

yeah sorry guys it was a simulation test all along

its been 5 years

[dapper chasm]

If you verify the game files it’ll look like it’s updating and you can feel joy for a small period of time

[crimson fjord]

time to move on

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-goes-insane-gif-25382090

[neon mantle]

Semen update why

Hue hue hue

I DONT WANNA GO TO WORK

Sorry im sad

[alpine lynx]

i will never rest until they add skibidi toilet in the game

[dapper chasm]

We got suprised with the day off by our outgoing commander as a parting gift 💕

[fringe cape]

been waiting on that skibidi update too long

[neon mantle]

Yeah nah bye

[modern eagle]

Is it out now

[wind charm]

listen mate, not many people have much to go home to after work. But you have GORE.

[modern eagle]

12:10 am where is it

[neon mantle]

NO

[modern eagle]

SLACKERS

[onyx epoch]

11:10 for me rn

[dapper chasm]

Verify your game files and make it feel like it’s updating

[modern eagle]

Ok

[gilded veldt]

if they released it right now you would be disappointed with how glitchy it is

[hidden smelt]

pc is gonna crash when we load into buhurts

[alpine lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1299084471106277407/watermark.gif

[modern eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-playtest-no-gore-no-blood-where-gore-gif-8174527543298300447

[neon mantle]

Its not the coming home or whatever, its the fact our customer base is a bunch of whiney whingey adult toddlers

Just cba with it

[dapper chasm]

Brace stand only

[west plover]

it's probably gonna come out at like 9

[alpine lynx]

gave development takes time dumbass

[alpine lynx]

what do you even work at

[modern eagle]

Only for SLACKERS

[hushed gale]

Is 22nd American time

[oblique geyser]

like 9 where man lol everyone is in different time zones

[hushed gale]

Where is the update, gonna riot

[alpine lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239216763129040997/1249605835446030336/attachment-28.gif

[onyx epoch]

halfsword players after staying up 32 hours for the update

[neon mantle]

I work for Nisbets, national catering equipment suppliee

[oblique geyser]

its 9am where the studio is rn

[wind charm]

where proof

[neon mantle]

Manager

[fringe cape]

im sure it will be the same it is now as it will be when it comes out lol. only lesss than a day to wait

[past crag]

will there be a problem with wait times or anything like that on release?

[west plover]

the developers time\

developer 9

[oblique geyser]

its already 9 there

[gilded veldt]

there’s still bugs

[modern eagle]

NOW

[neon mantle]

2nd shit of the morning coming in strong

[fringe cape]

nobody said there isn't.

[neon mantle]

Jesus christ

[west plover]

also who would complain about bugs in a pre alpha?

[dapper chasm]

Shits aren’t supposed to come in

[neon mantle]

Sorry it's a tihS

[gilded veldt]

my point is that this is the last update, game breaking bugs would make the game like cyberpunk on release

[dapper chasm]

Oh ok

[fringe cape]

meant release of the update, not release of the full game... anyway

bed time

[neon mantle]

Im supposed to be leaving in 6 minutes but im still in my 9xl oody and pyjamas

[fringe cape]

sseeya nerdss

[neon mantle]

Fuck me

[gilded veldt]

i know..?
i’m also talking about the update

[dapper chasm]

Xxxxxxxxxl hoodie and pajamas is wild

[neon mantle]

Let the man go to bed or whatever hes doin

[neon mantle]

Dont call me wild bill for nothin

[gilded veldt]

i’m going to bed too, he’s being a stubborn eggard

[neon mantle]

Point id

[toxic sandal]

what time is the update

[neon mantle]

Its ready when its ready

Shh

[toxic sandal]

:3

[neon mantle]

Shhhhjh

[toxic sandal]

:3

[dapper chasm]

Half sword demo to kill time

[vapid hull]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/966491464437727233/1064047897433362452/Discord_634_eatin_play_dough.gif

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1298710546220060762/3x.gif

[vapid hull]

Hi m00!! hru!! excited for update? :)

[jolly gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019/caption.gif

[alpine lynx]

hi rali

[dapper chasm]

11/22/24*

[wind charm]

wired to the molecule for the instant it drops so I can start farming clips and reach a gazillion subs

[alpine lynx]

[alpine lynx]

ok american

[idle bluff]

Has it happened

[alpine lynx]

no

[dapper chasm]

Correct.

[idle bluff]

I'm bleeding from my bum

[dapper chasm]

😠

[vapid hull]

I can't wait to see them!! They're gonna look so sick!

especially with the kicking!

[alpine lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239216763129040997/1249605835446030336/attachment-28.gif

[oblique geyser]

I just noticed they posted a screenshot of the blood update on steam at like 2am my time here so I kinda am assuming it's gonna drop around the same time. Middle of the day georgia.

[wind charm]

idk if anyone's ever told you this, but you are a shining light of hope in this void

[dapper chasm]

Gunna play it in the USO ad an advertisement

[alpine lynx]

that was probably the demo

[oblique geyser]

wdym

[remote crypt]

Niceee

[vapid hull]

Thank you!!! Your clips help spark that light! :))

[alpine lynx]

the demo has blood

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/double-flip-ryan-decenzo-keep-pushing-canadian-geese-kickflip-gif-22670411

[oblique geyser]

its an announcement post from the devs and its clearly the playtest lol

[alpine lynx]

on steam?

[oblique geyser]

yes

it was 2am my time yesterday ig

[dense island]

do we know what time the update releases tmr?

I'll gladly stay up until 1 AM if it means I can gut willie

[alpine lynx]

they didnt post anything on steam

[oblique geyser]

1 sec

[worn heron]

no confirmed time.

[autumn gust]

Was slowmode just enabled?

[oblique geyser]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[dapper chasm]

Screeeeee

[dense island]

oki dokie

[oblique geyser]

recent event and announcements

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-on-skateboard-cat-skateboard-cat-spinning-spinning-gif-21095646

[worn heron]

we are gonna need it...

(slowmode)

[autumn gust]

I figure if it was just enabled that could mean a release soon.

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-215234821245431976

[alpine lynx]

its too short we need like 1 hour slow mo for when the newgens join

[west plover]

what if I cry really hard

[vestal flare]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-krabby-patty-smug-spongebob-squarepants-gif-9547716225990610286

[dapper chasm]

Guys look at this clip! insert the most horrific execution of a man ever seen in modern gaming

[alpine lynx]

willie is a cell

[west plover]

the future of this server in a nutshell lmao

[dapper chasm]

Less than 24 hours lol

[alpine lynx]

theyre gonna post actual gore thinking its allowed lmfao

[crimson fjord]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717434700695732288/1309388468274728980/caption.gif

[worn heron]

it's... Going to be so much worse

[dapper chasm]

I don’t know if we should be proud or scared

[worn heron]

[alpine lynx]

https://youtu.be/f9nbOzmgqYc?si=hON6eoVc9K_WrN5v

[worn heron]

[alpine lynx]

[worn heron]

gore .. gore of my comfort character

[wind charm]

m00 facecam soon.

[alpine lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/treyreloaded-cow-gif-8292689251618958854

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/spherical-cow-sphere-cow-sphere-cow-gif-16091855

[dapper chasm]

Half sword is like bone works for MnK If it was medieval

[alpine lynx]

half sword is exanima if it was good

[fleet leaf]

It’s the day

Any minute now

[vapid hull]

Now lets see it in gif form

[worn heron]

I've been trying to gif it but I'm too lazy to go to a website

[dapper chasm]

Half Sword is like CoD. If it’s Opposite Day

[worn heron]

The bot won't do it for me

[wind charm]

m00 HalfSword stream NOW

[autumn gust]

Will someone ping me when the update drops? Please and thank you!

[wind charm]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1268296024825270302
m00 stream >:)

[alpine lynx]

they will

they will ping everyone

[autumn gust]

I know. I want a hundred pings

the glorious pings of willie

[ember flame]

where is my blood!!1111!11 >:((( its 12:29am!11!111!?1

[hidden smelt]

blood sugar levels down rn

[crude path]

Someone needs to make a meme of Willie with a photoshopped smiley face and the caption is "me when violence update is tomorrow"

This but Willie

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-bingus-combat-gif-24367941

[ember flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1207494544309100586/1264828051057803326/mWbbmJSciB0-4lm--ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[oblique tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/spoingus-pass-the-tuna-down-gif-21178537

[worn heron]

thank u

[ember flame]

they took the tuna :9

:(

[worn heron]

sorry pluh

[stiff belfry]

blood today

[jovial sinew]

guys it’s blood day let’s gooooo

[ember flame]

when tuna update for half sword

[alpine lynx]

not a cow smh

[worn heron]

M00d

[oblique tiger]

real

[west plover]

do you think that some of the people at the convention in japan looked at the youtube channel and then they see "face"?

[ember flame]

I dont wanna brag but i got the halfsword blood update early...😎

[jolly nexus]

woahhh this gore is wild

[west plover]

yeah so every announcement has been at like 9 for the eastern US

[jovial sinew]

who up speculating on they release time

[ember flame]

i think 1pm est time

[oblique geyser]

I think more likely in like 3/4 hours.

[jovial sinew]

i can’t release until they release if ya feel me

[oblique geyser]

Studio is in Georgia so it would be weird for them to release 1pm EST on the 22nd

[ember flame]

i think the last playtest update came out around around 8am-1pm est

[placid flare]

whats 1 PM for EST and then convert it to UST 7+

[jovial sinew]

but for real, we’ve waited a while, what’s a few more hours

[dire canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-annoyed-stuck-outside-open-the-door-open-up-gif-16568613

[ember flame]

oh i didnt know they where in georgia

[obsidian iron]

i think it's gonna be 4am est. when they first put up the announcement of the date it said 6pm est. i assume that's because wherever they're based 12am is 6pm for me. but since they updated it it says 3:59est, which makes me think they added a specific time to the time zone thingy

[placid flare]

wait 1 PM georgia?

[hidden smelt]

Rip to fellows who are on Mac, console or can’t even access the game at all

[oblique geyser]

Studio is founded in Georgia, devs are everywhere around the world so hard to say. Publisher is in Germany

[placid flare]

damn mine would be 1 AM

[oblique geyser]

Literally could not guess what time it will come out

[uncut lantern]

do you live in georgia country or georgia statr

[jolly gorge]

oh shit they did change it

[placid flare]

thailand

[ember flame]

that might be a little to early but idk

[alpine lynx]

that time is random its not when it will be released

[jolly gorge]

oh ashit they did change it

[jolly gorge]

tbf, it HAS changed, and i doubt 2:59 is a random time

[west plover]

WELP.
WE STAYIN UP BOYS

[jolly gorge]

but hey, 4 hours or 14, i still dont gaf lol

[placid flare]

3:59 PM!?

[obsidian iron]

if it's random why has it only been two different times and none others? if it's random then it would be different every time i check it/i restart discord

[jolly gorge]

am

[placid flare]

AYE ITS 16:00 FOR ME

[ember flame]

i think it will realese around the same time the past playtest did

est btw

[obsidian iron]

are you in nz or something

[placid flare]

Thailand

[obsidian iron]

well yeah that tracks

[jolly gorge]

i think they are saying that they just picked a random time during tmrw, but then CHANGED it to a specific time that might (key word, friends) be the release of the update, but regardless, its still tmrw lmfao

[jolly nexus]

here in my country it's 02:40 A.M , I'll stay up until the update

[placid flare]

nah it changes because of T I M E Z O N E S

[ember flame]

damn

[jolly nexus]

maybe i'll fail in my goal but i hope that when i wake up i'll have the update

[obsidian iron]

okay, alright. i'm just saying that 3:59pm EST (which will change depending on where in the world you are, cuz time zones are a thing, but will still be the exact same moment around the world) is the most concrete info we have rn. it's not certain. but it's better than guessing at random, and better than throwing our hands up in defeat.

[jolly gorge]

no, the time there said 5:00Pm for me yesterday

[ember flame]

yeah but you might be to tired to play the update if you pull an allnighter waiting

[gloomy glade]

drugs

[jolly gorge]

Of which i can grab the sc rq

[obsidian iron]

and whatever any of you decide to do, whether you wanna go to sleep now to fast travel to when it comes out, or pull an all nighter, that's up to you. i bare no responsibility for any of your poor choices. i simply seek to explain the information that's sitting right in front of us to you in a way you can understand

[fallen zealot]

when did it release tho

[ember flame]

look the the image and btw the time is est

[obsidian iron]

blood come out 3:59am EST, though it is sorta RNG. L half sword games

[jolly gorge]

concrete evidence for ref

[placid flare]

3:59 UST

[ember flame]

10:39am est

[jolly gorge]

so as it stands, it should release in around 5(?) hours if this is correct

[ember flame]

what does this have to do with the release date

[west plover]

yall just gotta breathe.

[jolly gorge]

this is the release date(speculatively)

[jolly gorge]

this, bro😭

[ember flame]

how?

[obsidian iron]

anyhoo, i'mma go to sleep bros

[jolly gorge]

reading

[obsidian iron]

may we all spill blood in a few short hours

[obsidian iron]

pov: you're an american republican in the year 2024

[west plover]

Update shmupdate. I love your pfp

[jolly gorge]

lmfao thanks

[ember flame]

it doesnt mention the exact realese date just that its in 2 days, i highly doubt that they mean 48 hours exactly after the message was sent

[jolly gorge]

that isnt what the time is saying tho

[silent gorge]

update is today

[glass jungle]

How much time are we specifically waiting?

[jolly gorge]

its a specifically listed time that was (probably idfk) purposely put there lol

[glass jungle]

ah

[silent gorge]

in just 3 hours

[jolly gorge]

if we go off of the announcement, like 5 hrs

[glass jungle]

oof i will be asleep by then. oh well

[jolly gorge]

but realistically, prob around 12-14 hrs

[silent gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1308688448722567199/caption.gif

[ember flame]

i guess thats what it would be if everything went perfect but nothing is perfect

[tired kelp]

24 hours within a day 🌚

[jolly gorge]

dawg huh

[ember flame]

if someone told you to meet with you in 2 days would you meet back up with them at the exact time they invited you?

[quiet wren]

hawk tuah spat on that thing

[jolly gorge]

i dont think youre understanding the point of my message brother

but regardless, just be patient, all

[ember flame]

i think ima go to bed so i can fast travel

[jolly gorge]

it will come, time is irrelevant atp bc we know its coming

[ember flame]

i know it will come i thought you meant you believed that was the exact time it was releasing

[neon mantle]

Guys shut up, stop guessing time. Its ready when jts ready go to bed/work/shhh

[ember flame]

we where just spectulating for fun, calm down

[neon mantle]

Were you actually having fun though? Because that's not what id imagine fun being lmfao

[jovial sinew]

just a bit of banter

[ember flame]

when a game is releasing do you ever try to guess when it is going to and see if it is correct tomorrow

[jolly gorge]

merely speculation, lol

[onyx epoch]

@mighty nexus

[jolly gorge]

i was lol

[quiet wren]

yesss

[jovial sinew]

i think most of would agree that it will happen when it happens and what’s out already fuckin rocks

[jolly gorge]

ion think anyones negating that fact lol

[onyx epoch]

everyone who went to sleep is fast traveling while were here talking about it

[hushed gale]

MY HALFSWORD IS UPDATING!

[placid flare]

schalf swhord

[hushed gale]

I just redownloaded the game

[placid flare]

@mighty nexus

[neon mantle]

@mighty nexus

[ember flame]

i love bait lmao

[jolly gorge]

its so good, i literally checked😭

[onyx epoch]

I fall for it every time

[neon mantle]

@mighty nexus

[gaunt grail]

It's midnight should I check

[neon mantle]

Yeah go ahead waste your time

[gaunt grail]

Yeah bet

[ember flame]

GUys 😱 my willie started bleeding its out!!!!

[gaunt grail]

I'm not tired enough to go to bed fuck it

[shut glade]

blood update's fire, feels like there's so much more impact

[oblique geyser]

The urge to have a bot just type variations of "THE UPDATE IS OUT" every like 15 minutes

[teal mural]

several people are typing

[formal flame]

@mighty nexus

[neon mantle]

Why, we already have tards that do it?

[gilded veldt]

wtf

[oblique geyser]

Yeah but I can farm rage bait

[gaunt grail]

Guys the update is out i just checked

[neon mantle]

Lol

[ember flame]

damn now even ai is replacing jobs as simple as mine

😔

[neon mantle]

Tardation

[gaunt grail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747604699888484372/1307989553323180062/fatality-ripping-out-throat.gif

[formal flame]

load up the game and then when you're in a match press alt+f4 to enable blood

[gilded veldt]

wait guys i just reloaded the game

[zealous token]

that didnt work it just closed the game

[gilded veldt]

ITS OUT HOLY SHIT

[neon mantle]

No

[gilded veldt]

BLOOD UPDATE IS OUT

[jolly gorge]

NAH wym im playing rn

[gaunt grail]

If you hit the power button on your computer it installs the update

[neon mantle]

Ugh the sheep following the bait train.

[zenith mesa]

whens it dropping today, i have to be at work in few hours and it will probably be another 14 hour day

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

[jolly gorge]

delete system32 for the update to install.

[onyx epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/baiting-funny-gif-8898136

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/jebaited-low-quality-bait-wavy-man-gif-26402013

[gaunt grail]

Guys wtf it's no longer in my steam library they deleted it off steam

[jolly gorge]

we have no clue

[azure swift]

Helping out a neighbor with errands in the morning but the rest of the evening will be filled with Willie mutilation (pause) and blood, also Zeta Gundam maybe possibly

[cobalt scarab]

It's dropped now supposedly! I've seen numerous people posting about it being dropped now!

[gaunt grail]

The steam page is gone

[formal flame]

If steam isn't showing you the update, it's a common bug, on steam's end, not the devs. What you have to do is go into properties, go to updates, then grab those two sphere's that hang below your dick and keep twisting and twisting them no matter how much it starts to hurt

[gaunt grail]

[jolly nexus]

aw man i was going to do that joke

[jovial sinew]

it’s on the store for $79.99 wtf

[ember flame]

guys !!!!😱

[radiant surge]

This is true. I did this and saw the blood in the game, but for some reason I could touch it.

[vapid hull]

baaaa

[zenith mesa]

id like to half your sword

[jolly gorge]

world class bait

[neon mantle]

Thats like 80p

[formal flame]

Woah really only 1500 people played this game at once?

[gaunt grail]

Testicular torsion is required to behold the blood update

[jolly gorge]

(3 months ago)

[radiant surge]

Woa sheep.

[fallen zealot]

this update wont cost money

[azure swift]

I've been personally pissing on the steam pricing algorithm/computer specifically to inflate the price

[formal flame]

it's willies payback on our willies for all the damage we've caused

[gaunt grail]

It's worth it

[vapid hull]

HII :))

[radiant surge]

Hi! :33

[jovial sinew]

i’d pay it honestly. feel like i owe it at this point

[formal flame]

Jokes on us, there is no blood update. It actually changes the game to care for and love willy simulator tycoon 2024

[cobalt scarab]

No you don't there's no blood

[formal flame]

you just scratch his head and pat his back and stuff

[azure swift]

Random question for the future actually, to take my mind off the evening, have the devs confirmed there to be future workshop support?

[cobalt scarab]

OMGOMGOMG

[ember flame]

i dont think so

[gaunt grail]

The update is just a mental institution for wanting blood update so badly

[neon mantle]

Possible / planned for full releasw

[cobalt scarab]

High resolution blood textures say YES

[cinder stone]

the blood update really is the friends we made along

[jolly gorge]

feed him, care for him, jerk his chain, etc😂

[azure swift]

I never pried into it but I was curious lately, ah got it

[formal flame]

my guy literally uninstalled his game just to troll

[radiant surge]

Anyone who runs the game after the update gets their computer bricked.

[gaunt grail]

Jerk him

[formal flame]

@mighty nexus

[ember flame]

i almost accidently reinstalled while i was snapping it lol

[neon mantle]

Your dad is only 2gb

[azure swift]

Still I think workshop or no modding will be probably what sustains us for years to come

[ember flame]

im uninstalling so i know its fresh when reinstall clean tomorrow

[jolly gorge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[azure swift]

I'm excited to see what people make beyond the confines of the devs scope

[gaunt grail]

Black magic

[onyx epoch]

@mighty nexus

[formal flame]

it's just gonna be katana mod as #1 then like an ultrasword or some anime shit

[cinder stone]

The most important thing for me isn't even the gore, it's if the settings finally stick through launches

[formal flame]

lmao

[ember flame]

i cant wait to see players do horrors beyond my comprehension

[neon mantle]

Star wars

[radiant surge]

I hope the blood doesn’t make the game requirements skyrocket tbh

[azure swift]

I want Ming Dynasty and Ottoman stuff honestly

[formal flame]

true. That too.

[cobalt scarab]

We should be able to turn off blood because because I feel bad for Willie I want all Willie to live long happy lovely lifes and blood means dead :(

[jolly gorge]

wait was kick confirmed? i thought it was bait but i never saw anything on it

[formal flame]

Also probably one eventually that gives willy tits

[gaunt grail]

You now require a fucking super computer

[cinder stone]

it'd be cool to like, disable the crying

crying always gets to me :c

[neon mantle]

If done well, i'd pay for that mod

[gaunt grail]

I need to kick Willie in his Willie

[ember flame]

all i want is my halfsword trainer and splitscreen back 😔

[gaunt grail]

Turn voice volume down

[neon mantle]

Ugh oh my god shut up

[cinder stone]

but then I don't hear the ouches because I'm weird like that

[main sierra]

Usually the aggressive gurgling and screaming means death too XD

[cobalt scarab]

No. I want the tears. I want them to beg.

But blood is too far.

[quaint mirage]

is the blood released

[fathom shuttle]

blood will be out next week guys

[neon mantle]

No

[gaunt grail]

Kinky

[radiant surge]

What did blud mean by this?

[quaint mirage]

okay

[cobalt scarab]

Make a new steam account and request access to the playtest again guys playing with Blood rn

[jolly gorge]

its bait😭

[gaunt grail]

PayPal me 400 dollars for blood update guys

[formal flame]

Guys it's only november, the 11th month. The devs said that blood will be out octvember which is the 22nd month

[quaint mirage]

lemme see

[jolly gorge]

i genuinely giggled

[quaint mirage]

wait fr

[jolly gorge]

yes😭

[gaunt grail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306994827547643904/caption.gif

[quaint mirage]

so blood is not released?

[radiant surge]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-computer-notebook-explaning-gif-21152267

[cobalt scarab]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082232813698424884/1309156485280043049/Playin_around_2.mp4?ex=6741373d&is=673fe5bd&hm=9007cbc1168cde73ce8f84c2e8c2fbcd514d2bb7ba79ce34bba77be5d2c992e7&

Yeah here you go

[jolly gorge]

no, bud, its not😭

[formal flame]

People don't know about octvember but it's cause the devs are from norscandiway so it's different there

[blazing fern]

dm me all the funny numbers on your moms credit card for blood update
-# jkjk... unless

[subtle star]

Does anyone know if there is a release time or just a release date?

[neon mantle]

Bait. Dude. Dont listen to anyone here until mod/dev confirms. They're all attentionseeking tards and its boring

[jolly gorge]

fucking norscandiway oh my fucking god😭

[quaint mirage]

stop playing bro

[neon mantle]

Omg no set time just today

[cobalt scarab]

I mean yeah there'll be a ping when the updates released for people confused.

[gaunt grail]

You joined this server not even 15 minutes ago

[woeful heart]

I sacrificed my first born to cuthulu and got the blood update

[cinder stone]

I for one don't remember the icon looking like that

[brazen shard]

edible willie

[subtle star]

Thx

[ember flame]

i was so excited about the blood update that i quickly ran around the earth and sped up time so i have it now

[neon mantle]

You dont even have an icon. Pipe down.

[worn heron]

if you continue saying things like this, we will be issuing you a warn. stop it.

[jolly gorge]

bros reinstalling the demo😭

[radiant surge]

Carrion mention.

[cinder stone]

sure why not

[quaint mirage]

no way

[cobalt scarab]

Sorry friend. I shall stop immediately.

[jolly gorge]

fair point ngl

[neon mantle]

Shes dead, weirdo

[jolly gorge]

train running time

[indigo zealot]

]

[cobalt scarab]

I am compliant.

[onyx epoch]

@mighty nexus

[jolly gorge]

OH GOD NVM IM SORRY

[neon mantle]

Its alright, my dad is too.

[worn heron]

thank you

[quaint mirage]

@mighty nexus

[gaunt grail]

Bait funny though :(

[cinder stone]

o

[ember flame]

r.i.p demo abyss 🕊️

[jolly gorge]

some yeah, we are going overkill rn tho

[gilded veldt]

it’s coming back in early access

[cloud yew]

i'm a master of baiting

[main sierra]

Bleedberry standing on business rn

[formal flame]

I can't wait for cock physics I'm gonna be baiting willy all day long

[cinder stone]

still keeping the demo around though, running around in the dark chopping up hapless willies doesn't get old

[brazen shard]

@mighty nexus fr

[mighty nexus]

<:error:1263721182146986004> Error

The message is empty

[radiant surge]

I hope they raise the price of the game for playtesters who have +10 hours.

[jolly gorge]

maybe youll be.....

the master baiter

[brazen shard]

aw

[jolly gorge]

u h

[ember flame]

thank you for this valuable information i will pass it down generations to come!

[brazen shard]

@mighty nexus

[onyx epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-bot-command-failure-epic-bot-command-fail-lol-lmfao-lmao-gif-21959972

[silent gorge]

can we ban every bad punman here? @worn heron

[gaunt grail]

You must sacrifice your firstborn daughter atop the highest peaks of the land, only then may you have access to the blood update

[cobalt scarab]

Excitement for something we are passionate about fuels people to create fun as they await tomorrow when it releases. It is also funny to build off of each other and fuel this environment we have created to cause confusion among those browsing.

I hold naught but the deepest regrets for my actions friend.

[formal flame]

221hrs damn

[radiant surge]

Genuinely HOW there is not that much content 😭

[gaunt grail]

I love being a master baiter

[indigo zealot]

bro when is quarter sword gonna have blood 🥹

[ember flame]

to cold

[jolly gorge]

watch this

[cloud yew]

when is full sword coming out

[ember flame]

oh yeah i forgot about the secret prequel quater dagger

[radiant surge]

Warframe makes sense.

[formal flame]

I have 70 something. Technically infinite content if you enjoy the fighting a lot

[jolly gorge]

i adore the feel of the game, dw ill hit 400 on gore

[cobalt scarab]

Bully :(

[cinder stone]

and this is the playtest

[worn heron]

we do not appreciate people misinforming our users because we have to deal with the fallout of it. if people uninstall the playtest like he is telling them do, they cant simply request it again.

[formal flame]

Myyy guuuuyy

[neon mantle]

Pump those rookie numbers up

[formal flame]

I wonder who has the most hours ever

[gaunt grail]

Dnminosaur

[jolly gorge]

this is my demo

[cinder stone]

probably one of the devs, who knows

[jolly gorge]

i play the pt alot because i love how it feels, and ngl its mad fun

[worn heron]

this guy CLEARLY lives in the amazons

[silent gorge]

idk seems australian to me

[jolly nexus]

i am from the brazil and i can confirm

[ember flame]

lmao i almost shit myself becuase i did it earlier as a joke

[gilded veldt]

i dunno but i’ve played for 13 hours straight

[onyx epoch]

i have at least 100 hours on my other accounts (not on half sword)

[cobalt scarab]

Friend, no.

[jolly nexus]

we got dinos and anomalocaris in amazon rivers

[jolly gorge]

bro did

not

read the mod message

[cinder stone]

pics or gtfo

[timber zodiac]

will it be an update to the playtest or demo?

[jolly gorge]

oh dear god

[gilded veldt]

have you not read what bloodberry said

[gaunt grail]

Fucking can NOT go outside in Detroit thar fucking stegasaurus will get yiu

[main sierra]

Bleedberry gonna get you

[cloud yew]

lmao

[silent gorge]

Dont uninstall playtest you cant request it again its a hoax

[rough tulip]

is the update out

[jolly gorge]

bros in mesozoic detroit

[jolly gorge]

no.

[formal flame]

My fellow swordians the update is not out yet

[gaunt grail]

Bloodberry take this heathen out back

[indigo zealot]

me when half sword gets blood

[rough tulip]

shit

[formal flame]

Please let them go hands unharmed

[cloud yew]

let not thee hand be heavy upon them

[ember flame]

you should seriously ping this

[gilded veldt]

me when half sword becomes three quarters sword

[teal mural]

Is it not hence 😭

[gilded veldt]

did you uninstall??

[formal flame]

Probably lol

[rough tulip]

wdym

[cobalt scarab]

Also I mean like people actually confused about the update, there'll probably be a ping in #announcements or #updates perhaps instead of the endless chat spamming here when they upload it.

[gilded veldt]

it’s always been hands unharmed

[formal flame]

I have a hard time understanding the voice lines

[radiant surge]

I have about 12. I’ve been practicing primarily with pole-arms and axes.

[gaunt grail]

Medieval English is strange

[formal flame]

Aaaiiiieeee

[cinder stone]

imagine being this obsessed over a free update to a free demo/playtest

you guys are acting a bit impatient about this; instead just focus all your impatience into a tiny little mental ball of "imma beat you up" and then unleash it on the first willie you come across post-update

[worn heron]

have you ever read the book "Old Yeller" ?

[cobalt scarab]

Anglish is really when the Brithonics peaked.

[gaunt grail]

It's midnight and I'm bored

[onyx epoch]

Half the chat is bait

[cinder stone]

I'm bored too but I'm watching random shit lol

[gilded veldt]

by the way happy birthday!!

[jolly gorge]

well damn

[cinder stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASYPhPUBxKk&list=PLyHEBpt040Njqb7NTsNvGArPh4cpQzwS9&index=4&t=11s

[rough tulip]

i uninstalled the game

[ember flame]

it has devolved into a uncontrollable chaos

[jolly gorge]

rip

[rough tulip]

now wat

[timber zodiac]

is update for playtest or demo?

[teal mural]

Late Middle English is not always entirely cognate with Modern English, to be fair. (Pet peeve; people calling it Old English, which is what Beowulf was written in and is entirely different again)

[gaunt grail]

blood update delayed till 2026

[timber zodiac]

thanks

[indigo zealot]

so they are releasing it at 3:am like amongus potion?

[rough tulip]

dunno the guy told me to uninstall

[cinder stone]

Don't uninstall the playtest you smoothbrains

[jolly gorge]

we dont know, we are speculating

[gilded veldt]

you are so gullible

[jolly gorge]

it was bait, bud😔

[worn heron]

well, lets just say, you dont wanna end up likee that dog.

if i ask people to not do something, and you immedietly turn around to do it, youre asking to get in trouble.

[main sierra]

Will blood update come before GTA 6 is the real question

[gaunt grail]

My guy please put one of them down

[onyx epoch]

RIP bro fell for the bait

[formal flame]

Fun fact, did you know when willie makes that gurgly sound when his throats cut, it's actually medieval english. It roughly transtlates to "blood update is coming out 22/11/24"

[indigo zealot]

yo willies in my room rn?

[timber zodiac]

my premid is glitched i'm just watching x lmao

[ember flame]

hopefully you guys don't enforce this before you mentioned it because i uninstalled the game earlier today

[gaunt grail]

Why

[rough tulip]

oh shi wat is dis

[cloud yew]

release blood during the next Blood moon

[gaunt grail]

Are you stupid?

[main sierra]

Someone make this a quote

[formal flame]

Calling willy at 3am GONE WRONG!! √√√√ SCARY

[timber zodiac]

half sword became a full sword

[radiant surge]

ALSO I LEARNED HOW TO SUPLEX PEOPLE!!!

[gaunt grail]

Got my Willie in your mom

[cinder stone]

you laugh but I used to watch police bodycam vids and I quit watching them when one of the dudes that got shot screamed in pain in a way that was too close to how willie sounds sometimes lol

imma keep my daily dose of violence to video games

[worn heron]

youre really asking for it arent you

[ember flame]

to make sure the game wouldn't mess up when i updated it because i have troubles with that in some games so it would be like a clean install

[rough tulip]

nah

[main sierra]

Get his ass

[rough tulip]

i didnt ask anything my good sir

[jolly gorge]

lets dock our willies

[cloud yew]

🧏

[onyx epoch]

@mighty nexus

[cobalt scarab]

I will give credit how lax you people are on moderation. I feel most servers he'd already be out.

[gilded veldt]

you could’ve just verified files

[gaunt grail]

Oh no don't give me your half sword 😳

[rough tulip]

its an icecream

[worn heron]

if i see it again, youre gone for good.

[hardy violet]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-twister-dragon-twister-swordsman-sword-gif-25156634

[analog pelican]

The time is 22 11, where's the update ???!!!1!

[ember flame]

oh shit i didnt think about that lmao

[formal flame]

Imagine intentionally pissing off a mod when they're already not having a fun time cause of people spamming shit

[indigo zealot]

🏳️‍🌈 gay for willie 🏳️‍🌈

[jolly gorge]

yall dontt bait the mods, what the fuck?😭 its like holding up a big ol 'ban me' sign

[ember flame]

but i did it like a hour ago so i should be fine

[rough tulip]

its an icecream

[timber zodiac]

considering this game is medieval liveleak sim they should be

[gaunt grail]

I'm bored

[radiant surge]

The secret double sword technique. Learned from the Monks at the top of Mount Fuji.

[gilded veldt]

i’m just genuinely sorry for you
the day of the gore update you delete your game

[worn heron]

no its not, you already said the slur once, stop trying to be elusive. youre digging youreself a hole

[cobalt scarab]

The man was baiting a very bad nono word. This is not equivicol.

[cinder stone]

At this point the devs could just push the update back a week and I wouldn't even be angry because a lot of people are running after it

[formal flame]

Serious question, where are the devs located?

[timber zodiac]

ah yes didn't have context lol

[neon mantle]

Guys, please can I make something very clear.

I'm not a dev/artist/mod whatever, just someone who loves halfsword. But please stop having less IQ than a mug. There is no set time for release of blood update aside from when its ready. Im grumpy and tired and its just silly baiting people. Please stop 🤷‍♂️

[cloud yew]

back in my bait was funny

[gaunt grail]

I wish they had footage of the French revolution it seems like it would have been really funny to see the kings head drop into that bucket

[jolly gorge]

dont bait like this, dont suggust uninstalling the pt, its not something thats easily reinstalled according to bloodberry

[ember flame]

it wasn't a delete i still have the game in my library i just uninstalled and reinstalled lol unless they strike me down for something i did an hourish ago im fine

[indigo zealot]

can devs realase it like for just me rn so like yk??

[onyx epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-banned-ko-the-isle-stego-gif-15249518

[jolly gorge]

regardless, they still have the power, so still dumb to antagonize/instigate

[worn heron]

interesting conclusion to try and start stuff with me. who are you?

[ember flame]

i feel like something similar to this happened when the playtest was coming out

[analog pelican]

no its been 22 for atleast 7 hours and 28 minuets

[indigo zealot]

might as well try you know they could be generous

[teal mural]

People out here really being like reeeee mods told me not to use racial slurs reeee

[neon mantle]

Noone knows, hes been here for like 30 minutes and he has an attitude.

[worn heron]

god, the horror

[cobalt scarab]

Real creator mindset. You're going places kid.

[rough tulip]

ok

[cinder stone]

"oh no we have to act like civilized humans and not say awful shit"

[formal flame]

Mad respect for the hustle

[onyx epoch]

????

[gaunt grail]

Mail $1500 in a sealed envelope to these coordinates for blood update 38°57′6.12″N 77°8′48.12″W

[jolly gorge]

HE HAS A WILLY

[radiant surge]

Basically 1984 if you think about it.

[teal mural]

Honestly if anything y'all could be stricter about it but I recognize I'm not the ones making decisions about it 🤷‍♂️

[cloud yew]

that's the willie i've been hearing about

[indigo zealot]

wanna be freindsies

[jolly gorge]

11:59 pm 11/22/24

[ember flame]

[cobalt scarab]

As God intended.

[formal flame]

If you want to say the hard r don't type it in discord, scream it as loud as you possibly can like a normal person

[teal mural]

"let me say GAMER WORDS 😤😤"

[azure thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1297521253422338058/williehead.gif

[gritty umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1184319459901587596/1307808741256597654/twitter_1858194647627006325.gif

[neon mantle]

No because people are acting up

[ember flame]

increase slowmo please it would be funny i swear

[cloud yew]

24 hour slowmo mode please

[still gazelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1308660366292680704/Willie_business_card.gif

[formal flame]

Please don't lol there's enough spam as ie is

[silent gorge]

increase slowmode to 1 minute

[gaunt grail]

Make the slow mode as long as Willie's willie

[worn heron]

so the guy whos been reacting with the star of david all night finally says something.

people tryna speedrun bans today lmfao

[jolly gorge]

god we would never be able to talk lol

[ember flame]

W mods ngl now we can all self monologue before we message

[quiet gulch]

you better be fuckin GLAD gore aint out yet, willie...

[cinder stone]

how hard is it to not do that?

[formal flame]

That is amazing!

[gritty umbra]

We do feel alone
We do feel alone
We do feel alone

[cobalt scarab]

hamborge

[glass jungle]

What's with the star of david? is it related to isael stuff and they are trolling?

[still gazelle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/723619556437786671/986800513687371796/cuck.gif

[teal mural]

Not to be a simp for mods or whatever but honestly how is talking shit at a mod handing out warnings not a bannable offense honestly
People whose only contribution is "Im mad we can't say slurs" aren't acting in good faith or contributing anything to any community anywhere lol

[jolly nexus]

cuckhold!

[jolly gorge]

im possibly confused, what does the star of david have to do with a negative connotation? (i genuinely dont know)

[silent gorge]

we should be as strict as north korea and just give out hella timeouts

[cinder stone]

right? The mods are super lenient here

[neon mantle]

Just dont get why people are acting tarded like really?

[gaunt grail]

Is Willie pro Israel or pro palestine

[formal flame]

All I see is people laughing at "people tryna speedrun" lol

[onyx epoch]

as strict as north korea is insane

[cobalt scarab]

Guys my stomach hurts, can we delay the update until I feel better?

[teal mural]

Generic antisemitic dogwhistle. The least subtle version thereof.

[glass jungle]

did something happen to start a flood of trolls?

[worn heron]

i tend to be one of the more lenient people here. im not gonna give into their simple trolling unless they take it out of hand

[jolly gorge]

ofc shnookums

[ember flame]

I mean i dont understand how uninstalling the game should be punishable by never being able to acess it again till ea. I do understand warning and punishing the people who continued baiting after it was enforced to stop.

[gaunt grail]

Blood berry you are so hot

[formal flame]

Anyone who's banned from the discord should have their blood update revoked

[gritty umbra]

Ong, get their steam names and make it fun and silly updates

[cloud yew]

anyone who's banned should have their blood revoked

[cinder stone]

frankly I'd have the opposite mindset: "you wanna do dumb shit then do it elsewhere"

[cobalt scarab]

A sadly impossible task. A discord account, unless tied to their steam, would be impossible to track.

[teal mural]

This would be funny but idk if it's technically possible lol

[still gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-nerd-black-nerd-gif-26919340

[silent gorge]

to be honest theres no point letting them engage since they are always going to act in bad faith
timing them out with incredible times and just banning them would be great
even halfsword chat is now flooded with nonsense

[worn heron]

though i think its time to take the hammer down on these folks throwing around the dogwhistles atp

[gaunt grail]

Didn't they install cameras in your house when you installed playtest aswell?

[jolly gorge]

disrespectful term for a group of people

[cinder stone]

stop saying you're gonna do it and do it

[formal flame]

Confused how star of david is antisemitic though

[worn heron]

youre about to find out

[cobalt scarab]

No, friend.

[gritty umbra]

can we also make the people who get banned's blood update the confetti and cake update instead

[jolly gorge]

wdym? arent they mandatory?

[neon mantle]

No just revoke playtest access altogether.

[still gazelle]

Oh no I have now realized I have been antagonizing a moderator

[gaunt grail]

So wait those guys weren't supposed to do that?

[tired kelp]

Can I exhange my blood update for sex update

[cobalt scarab]

No, friend.

[versed terrace]

not difficult to just not be rude for no reason

[still gazelle]

Well they came across as someone taking obvious trolls waaaay too seriously in a forum where they have no control

[wet thicket]

is the update out

[gritty umbra]

they installed cameras in your crawlspace too and they keep trying to get me to come out of it can you tell them to stop

[turbid stream]

have they said what time the release is happening? im wondering if i should go to bed or stay up til 12 lol

[jolly nexus]

i'm going to sleep and i hope to wake up with the update already released, goodnight because for me it's already 3AM almost 4

[pine field]

If halfsword added bows how op would it be

[versed terrace]

if people are unable to be mature they should be banned imo, no reason to give them the reaction that they want

[gaunt grail]

I think the moderators are very hot and sext and they should give me the update early

[worn heron]

not yet, but today!

[ember flame]

Bro i had to pull this maneuver when i was modding the game frjust go to bed it will most likely be out sometime after you wake up

[teal mural]

Some people have so little sense of control in their own lives that they'll go into discord channels and just fling shit around and go IM TROLLING IM TROMLING UR SK TROLLED LOL when the reality is it's just a bunch of people being like....why are you like this, stop it.

[neon mantle]

Shut up.

[still gazelle]

Ideal reaction is no reaction for these people

If you truly want the behavior to stop

[worn heron]

aw man

[jolly gorge]

dw shnookums i agree😎

[gritty umbra]

Shut up.

[silent gorge]

this much trolling in a official game server is honestly disappointing
we should seriously do mass bans

[worn heron]

about that

[formal flame]

Shit not much you can really say at this point dude. Probably gonna have to step down or ban yourself after such a sick burn

[worn heron]

guess who just wiped the slate

[worn heron]

/ban @worn heron

fuck

cant

[ember flame]

https://tenor.com/view/eliminate-gif-4899317

[jolly gorge]

LETS GOOOOOO!!!!! mod of the year holy fuckballs

[worn heron]

literally why cant people be normal

[gritty umbra]

hey arent you in questcraft disocrd?

[tired kelp]

Berry deleted for our sins 🙏

[still gazelle]

Somebody take grandpa's keys away before he drives us into a ditch

[silent gorge]

@worn heronincrease slow mode to 10 minutes to get all the brainrot people out

[worn heron]

oh did i miss one?

[gloomy glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270523847212404817/twearking.gif

[wanton whale]

everyone must really hate this willie guy. People just want to see him bleed to death

[gaunt grail]

You're so sexy and cute you should really tell them to give me the update early

[ember flame]

yeah they should know when to stop joking and when its gone to far till they become clowns 🤡

[worn heron]

not a bad idea

[jolly gorge]

please dont shnookie😔

[neon mantle]

Just close the chat channels.

[formal flame]

You just know all those banned people are furiously modding their game to change willy's skin colour right now

[worn heron]

ngl i think half of it is the fact i have a funny blue dragon in my pfp, i think that sets a lot of these folks off

[worn heron]

never

[still gazelle]

Not true they also want to see Willy succeed and bring wraith apon his foes

[tired kelp]

A blue dragon kicked my dog 😡

[gritty umbra]

I just wanna see willies big sword

[teal mural]

Bants aside the dragon is cool, is it from something

[gaunt grail]

I want Willie's willie

[worn heron]

just a character i made when i was 8 years old lol, im 22 now :p had him for a while

[gilded veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/xdd-xdding-cat-cute-cursed-gif-27104766

[jolly gorge]

bloodberry banning trolls, 2024, colorized

[ember flame]

that sucks i hate it when people get shit for having animal pfp's

[worn heron]

no thank you @833960834568945664

[formal flame]

Willy is basically an uke, which is an honourable role deserving the utmost respect, volunteering their body for the tori(us) to expand their skills and art.

[worn heron]

haha funny discord fail

[still gazelle]

But the dragon is cute 😦

[teal mural]

I like himb

[indigo zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dawg-skull-emoji-gif-24661581

[gritty umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-dab-me-up-my-man-dab-me-five-gif-14292088878183815053

[worn heron]

hes just a lil dude idk why people yell at me for him sometimes

[gilded veldt]

willie has donated his body for science
what the fuck is with this slowmode
why
exactly 1 minute is absurd??

[worn heron]

[worn heron]

im sorry i had to

[placid flare]

moth

also dear god 1 MINUTE!?

[glass jungle]

fuzzy boi. I'm fine with the extended timer for now lol