halfsword-chat-⚔

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-floss-ninja-ninja-floss-fail-im-not-seeing-enough-movement-enough-movement-gif-23413798

[limber kiln]

I fucking hate this AI bullshit

[signal vortex]

cum

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-dwayne-johnson-hehehehah-ai-eat-gif-7918308610889535019

[woeful sail]

i assume you probably have a lot of gaming experience and so are able to know what you like and dont like very quickly

[onyx epoch]

@mighty nexus

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/black-black-guy-screaming-rage-cross-eyed-gif-23183492

[worn heron]

dude, stop spamming gifs here please.

[limber kiln]

I just blocked this guy

[woeful sail]

im not even talking about new gamers

[jolly gorge]

no idea lol

[worn heron]

alright

[oblique tiger]

bro

[west cloud]

YAY

[sleek burrow]

Such talent

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-question-or-argue-with-mods-discord-moderators-staff-admin-gif-19377282

[signal vortex]

now kill him

[jolly gorge]

he got muted for an hour lol

[signal vortex]

finally

[onyx epoch]

who?

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/im-here-to-bail-him-out-janelle-monae-jackie-homecoming-release-him-gif-17349783

[woeful sail]

yeah but at the same time games dont always click so fast even if they are quality

[signal vortex]

zyzo

[woeful sail]

im not saying that the norm is to endure until you get it

[signal vortex]

arguing over whether is a game is good or not is like arguing with color blind people about the color red

[vestal portal]

This 100% has already been asked, but does anyone have any idea to what the final greyed out class in the playtest is?

[bitter zinc]

What's red?

[soft osprey]

Not yet no

[signal vortex]

reddit? dumbass

[onyx epoch]

the next update

[woeful sail]

sure i guess

[humble bloom]

the color red is perceived differently even among people who arent colorblind 🤓

[placid flare]

whats the kick button?

[crisp nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-stiller-oh-you-you-dont-say-come-on-gif-4954979

[limber kiln]

Not yet ingame.

[woeful sail]

depends what you mean by bad cause some games just dont have enough big red arrows

[heavy valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019/caption.gif

[placid flare]

oh. so another weekly?

[woeful sail]

i havent played the game its too big a file size

[placid flare]

2gb?!

[minor bough]

Isn't it about 2gbs-

[placid flare]

2 GB IS TOO BIG!?

[woeful sail]

stalker 2?

[minor bough]

oh stalker 2

[signal rivet]

Y

[placid flare]

dawg, RDR2 and GTA V is 100 gbs

[woeful sail]

yeah nah im playing half sword every chance i get

[soft osprey]

Lmao that’s wild.

[minor bough]

When that update drops I'm getting so many hours

[woeful sail]

im only talking on this server rn cause i want the blooood

i got 40-50hours

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/station-19-andy-herrera-any-updates-any-news-update-gif-8929282563856438718

[placid flare]

Rimworld with my mods is 2 gb

Halfsword is 2 gb. You cant be serious

[placid flare]

bloody hell just dropped

[woeful sail]

we on the same page???

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hate-you-with-every-inch-of-my-body-eric-cartman-south-park-s6e3-asspen-gif-22107816

[signal rivet]

How much is that size due to bad optimization

[humble bloom]

its because of a lack of compression most likely, sounds and textures.

[placid flare]

wait halfsword became 20 gb!?

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-cartman-gif-22680633

[minor bough]

How did they mess up a stalker game omg? Back to GAMMA I guess 😭

[humble bloom]

move this convo out of half sword because people dont know how to read

[signal rivet]

Yeah next halfsword update increases the game by 200 gb

[humble bloom]

general cat

[west cloud]

general is halfsword chat

[minor bough]

Ghost of Tsushima is the peak of all peaks

[west cloud]

not even kidding

[minor bough]

oops yeah we have been getting off topic in here lol

[woeful sail]

any scent of other features other than gore and blood?

[placid flare]

i felt like procedual cutting

[humble bloom]

accidentally got offtopic and gaslit the playerbase into thinking half sword has mutants now

[woeful sail]

not meant to be a reply my bad

[signal vortex]

are they bnringing back the dungeon mode again like from the original demo

[placid flare]

you can slice people dynamically

[soft osprey]

They said it’ll be back in early access

[minor bough]

I wonder if they kept the gore thing from the demo where clothes tear too from damage

[bitter zinc]

They're announcing a Half Sword movie at midnight starring Jack Black as Willie btw

[placid flare]

yeah they did

[minor bough]

yippee

[woeful sail]

my brain is gonna be so deformed

[ember flame]

i won

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/any-updates-dave-updates-dave-chappelle-updates-got-anymore-of-them-updates-got-any-updates-gif-10385857936391678287

[minor bough]

So with the new update it's gonna drop for the playtest or something? Confused on whether or not I should ready my wallet for Franky

[signal rivet]

That explains why there's so many Willies

[woeful sail]

playtest

[minor bough]

nice

[signal vortex]

im sorry im slow from years of abuse and wage slaving does this mean that the mode will come back, or does that mean all the current features will be going back to the early access .8 build

[ember flame]

i have no idea how i tanked that

[humble bloom]

THE UPDATE IS FREE

[woeful sail]

the update tomorrow will be free

[placid flare]

likely not for the full release

[jolly gorge]

well u do have vital arteries in your legs

[placid flare]

that tends to happen if you get stabbed in some places

[signal rivet]

Leg got huge arteries

[candid turtle]

how are people already getting it?

[minor bough]

Inner thigh arteries would legit kill you so fast

[candid turtle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQEVA_JUpyA

[placid flare]

you know death screen means you can't fight and would die soon

[jolly gorge]

well with most hits in the game u shouldnt die lol but u do

[soft osprey]

They’re updating the playtest not the demo so the abyss mode won’t be coming back into the game until the game goes into early access, which at that point will cost money

[jolly gorge]

this^^^

[signal vortex]

thxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 💋

[placid flare]

like its late medieval times, medicine isn't even advanced. no life support

[woeful sail]

nah they could add the abyss mode idk what you mean

[placid flare]

your body gave up

[jolly gorge]

so when are we adding emotes

[soft osprey]

What

[minor bough]

That reaper guy ended so many demo runs

[woeful sail]

they can add it back

[signal rivet]

The human Williepede

[humble bloom]

whats happening is that you are getting mortally wounded.
when willie is mortally wounded, hes in extreme agony and starts screaming and dying.
you cant recover from that, so the game ends

[candid turtle]

is this video the actual update? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQEVA_JUpyA

[minor bough]

He might be cool now with the new attack physics and stuff

[woeful sail]

they might not want to in order to test ither things

[soft osprey]

As I said, they WILL add it back

[placid flare]

yes

[soft osprey]

Not just can

[candid turtle]

bro how did he get it

[woeful sail]

they can add it back in the playtest

[humble bloom]

its a build of the update, Idk when the video was recorded.

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/masturbating-hand-wanking-wanker-jerk-off-gif-16442329

i know, thanks for the deep depth description

[soft osprey]

Not just like that no. It’s not like they can just grab it from the demo and move it over, it’s different versions of unreal engine

[candid turtle]

was he even allowed to post it lmao? they've been dropping all these teasers with limited footage

[tranquil fog]

Release time tomorrow?

[placid flare]

wait, isn't the blood update like here already

[minor bough]

90% of it was probably the old demo jank. Every single time I play the demo I die so fast but then in the playtest I play decent

[soft osprey]

When it comes. There is no release time

[placid flare]

its 22th friday for me.

[humble bloom]

Probably, he would've signed an nda like the rest of us, so he would have no reason to leak stuff he isnt supposed to.

[candid turtle]

either 3 am or 5 pm central time

[thorn zinc]

ITS THE 22ND!!!!

[tranquil fog]

Ty tt

[vapid heart]

no update what a scam

[signal rivet]

The blood update was always here

[gilded veldt]

hi chat

[placid flare]

thats why i ask about the timezone

[signal rivet]

We just couldn't see it

[obsidian iron]

maybe the blood update was the friends we made along the way

[ember flame]

wtf lmao

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/speedrun-update-gif-26240131

[minor bough]

We shall relish in even better blood soon

[woeful sail]

do you know whether or not they will or wont add it back in a playtest is what i ask

[cinder pond]

the update is out willie got a willie now

[minor bough]

real!

[signal rivet]

Rral!

[woeful sail]

i understand not at the 🫰

[soft osprey]

This update is the final update for the playtest. After this comes actual early access

[candid turtle]

#announcements message

hover your mouse over the november 22

[soft osprey]

Which I imagine will be its own version

[placid flare]

willie salami mmmm

[jolly gorge]

ahhh shit thanks

[ember flame]

will the demo ever get its update that brings it back to playtest standards?

[last geyser]

Does that mean eu 3am or us 3am

[ember flame]

i hope to see the abyss in a new light

[gilded veldt]

its not a real time

[obsidian iron]

i don't think that's the actual time i think that's just a glitch with how discord displays time

[woeful sail]

pizzamilk ftw

[soft osprey]

The scythe is op to use but easy to get past. Literally just charged the guy, he can’t swing fast enough

[simple pulsar]

it's exactly your time gang

[thorn zinc]

yeah is it pm or am

[candid turtle]

is it saying 3 am for all of you?

[soft osprey]

I doubt it’ll be used after this

[woeful sail]

nah

[last geyser]

Yes

[simple pulsar]

saying 10am for me

[thorn zinc]

saying 8

[obsidian iron]

it's saying 3:59am for me

[minor bough]

6:55 pm here

[last geyser]

It’s saying 3am Friday for me

[obsidian iron]

i'm in est

[placid flare]

7:55 AM here

[candid turtle]

i guess its working then

[woeful sail]

it’s your personal time

[ember flame]

😢

[simple pulsar]

so in 8 hours

[placid flare]

UST +7

[minor bough]

am I the only american online these are crazy time zones 😭

[last geyser]

Oh so it’s customized per time zone

[bitter zinc]

How do you check the update time?

[tranquil fog]

What time zone are u?

[obsidian iron]

yo i'm in est

[last geyser]

I live in chiraq

[humble bloom]

it says 2:59 AM on my end.

assuming its intended at all, I'm getting an early release.

[placid flare]

I live in thailand UST

[candid turtle]

chat should i pull an all nighter

[woeful sail]

🤠🧑‍💻🛢️

[obsidian iron]

that's a pretty valid representation of america

[last geyser]

Central us

[placid flare]

i live in 7:55 AM

[ember flame]

Rip Halfsword demo, 13 October 2023-3 September 2024 🕊️

[minor bough]

Oh, isn't that in Chicago somewhere?

[candid turtle]

damn this chat is active rn

[crisp nimbus]

so it drop in about 8 hrs right

[bitter zinc]

I'm central too

[candid turtle]

the hype is real

[crisp nimbus]

Fuck wasd waiting to know if i don t sleep ^^

[last geyser]

That’s just Chicago but I’m saying it stupidly

[minor bough]

oh lmao

Chicago sounds fun until you step around O' block

[tranquil fog]

Thanks same! Guess I'll be staying up till 3am lol

[last geyser]

I have to go about an hour and a quarter south to get there

[ember flame]

what time is it releasing?

[soft osprey]

There is no release time

[gilded veldt]

its not a real time, the devs dont have a planned time yet

[onyx epoch]

I'm american too 🫃

[soft osprey]

Put the heart back please

[placid flare]

i'm thai here its 7 am

its 7:58 AM for me

[ember flame]

nah its 7:58pm rn for me

[placid flare]

22th Friday here

[minor bough]

Oh that makes sense. I'd wanna live away from it too 💀

[candid turtle]

noooo

[minor bough]

The americans are online 🔥

[bitter zinc]

6:59 pm on the 21st rn

[placid flare]

so i assume its 22 on PM time

[soft osprey]

The East coasters

[ember flame]

damn your one hour behind me

[last geyser]

Yeah

[signal vortex]

est rise up

[placid flare]

i am on thai I am like hours forward

i am UST

[minor bough]

East Coast > West Coast

[ember flame]

well there are more people on the east side than the west

[vapid hull]

I dinnae like the west coast. too hot

[ember flame]

i think i would take really cold over really hot

[minor bough]

I'll give you that, it's so awful here the summers and somehow still hot in the winter sometimes 😭

[soft osprey]

I hate winter on the north east coast, BUT I hate it being overly hot even more

[minor bough]

wow I cant type today

[vapid hull]

I have a friend from cali (She drew my pfp ! :3) who was complaining about it being too COLD (it was 70F)

[soft osprey]

You can only strip so much, but you can layer up as much as you want

[vapid hull]

I went to bed, and the power went out. I woke up with my room being like 4 degrees and my arm being so cold not even the body heat from where I slept could warm it up for a solid 10 minutes <3

[minor bough]

OMG 😭 Too cold for me is literally 55F that is crazyyyyyyy

[soft osprey]

When my family comes to visit from Texas they all wear fuckin winter jackets n shit for like 60 degrees

[ember flame]

where is this?

[vapid hull]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[vapid hull]

Sorry, 39 degrees F, I reverted back to celcius lol

[graceful rain]

half sword hype half sword hype

[soft osprey]

I’m anti winter, this should make you anti winter.

[ember flame]

no like south or east

[graceful rain]

immensely sad

[candid turtle]

it says 3 am for me i live in texas

[idle bluff]

i just shitted and reemeberd blood so happy

[minor bough]

Oh cause when I read 4 degrees I was about to ask where do you live, the north pole? 😭

[vapid hull]

But I love the wimter :(

[vapid hull]

Middle East!! (America, as in a borderstate)

[minor bough]

What the hell that doesn't make sense huhhhhh

[ember flame]

i like the cold seasons more than the hot but i think fall is slightly better

[minor bough]

how are you not even that far from me but have that much of a difference thats wild

[soft osprey]

Your clock is off buddy boy

[ember flame]

oh cool

[candid turtle]

huh?

[idle bluff]

balls update instead please

[crisp nimbus]

in 8 hours i guess

[vapid hull]

its gonna be like 70 tommorrow <3 (Joke but that does happen some times)

[graceful rain]

please release it im gonna burst

[minor bough]

Spring gets you too comfortable, then the winter punishes you with endless blizzards

[graceful rain]

i've only played playtest since it was opened and fuck i need to cut a fucker in half

[ember flame]

it gets really cold in the morning but it then warms up to be slightly warm in the afternoon than goes back at night time to being cold

[vapid hull]

I'm going up north and its gonna be uhh 28 f :3

[soft osprey]

All this winter talk reminds me I need to get snow tires..

[vapid hull]

Dude winter rocks

[brazen cloak]

shotgun tech is so fucking powerful

[vapid hull]

40F is my melting point

[vapid hull]

Me killing the witch in l4d2

[minor bough]

70 here is so rare it's either like 60 and below or 80 and above QwQ

[soft osprey]

A tan Miata station wagon

[minor bough]

but 70 feels perfect

[vapid hull]

It fucking STRUGGLES to get below 70 here !!

[brazen cloak]

i shattered willies skull

[crisp nimbus]

Hover your mouse over the Annucment Saying TOmmorror

[vapid hull]

yeth :(

WHY IS HALF SWORD CHAT TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER AND GENERAL CHAT IS TALKING ABOUT HALFSWORD EHHEOIHUWEFAHEWOIUHGOIWUERHGOIUR

[minor bough]

Oh nah I'd be miserable that's way too much heat x3

[soft osprey]

We do a little silliness

[minor bough]

the sillies :3

[graceful rain]

update

NOW

[merry hedge]

it will update at 12am right RIGHT?

[graceful rain]

i want it NOW

[covert edge]

NO

[vapid hull]

THats what I'm saying !! I cannot bear anything above like 73

[graceful rain]

i created the world

i make the rules

[soft osprey]

There is no release time but I am like 99% sure it will not be at 12am

[grim tangle]

I wanna be the first person to bust one to the new update

[soft osprey]

Wrong reply

[graceful rain]

do pre-emptive nuts count

[ivory cobalt]

do we know if kicking is coming tomorrow or is that in another update? I remember seeing somewhere that kicking was part of the blood update but I may be misremembering

[graceful rain]

yes

[soft osprey]

I’m going to say yes. Also, I don’t know the answer.

[minor bough]

Anything above 60 honestly starts to become uncomfortable for me. I can bear 70 but I always start to feel hot cause my dumb self always has to have the dysphoria hoodie on 😭

[grim tangle]

Been edging all day, I’m praying it comes soon I don’t know how much longer I have

[vapid hull]

Literalllyy thats what I'm saying, its soo fucking annoying

[ivory cobalt]

good enough for me

[tranquil flame]

Give it to me now

[gilded veldt]

kicking was confirmed tomorrow

[graceful rain]

oh my god

[pulsar dragon]

you guys should get the trainers mod, it fun

[vapid hull]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE LITERALLY ME YOU ARE LITERALLY ME

[soft osprey]

You’re allllright, buddy

[graceful rain]

oh my christ kicking ?!!?!?

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-spinning-sparkle-sparkles-shark-gif-10061712820130229103

[quaint mirage]

On Skibidi

[graceful rain]

i tried, but it seems very difficult to load onto linux

[gilded veldt]

spacebar to kick
tomorrow

[pulsar dragon]

yippeeee

[graceful rain]

insane

[soft osprey]

All that wool probably heats up somethin fierce

[vapid hull]

Oven :3

[pulsar dragon]

plot twist, i die in my sleep before the gore update comes out

[vapid hull]

Florida is my biggest exclusion zone for SOOOOOO many reasons

[pulsar dragon]

update*

[minor bough]

THIS IS SUCCH A BLAHAJ MOMENT :3

[soft osprey]

Florida weather genuinely is awful. Such a humid ass heat everything gets sticky and sweaty and hard to breathe n shit. Awful

[vapid hull]

Gators are so silly... I'd hate to be near one tho lol

[pulsar dragon]

in Louisiana

[graceful rain]

send a link to the trainer mod that you use because i cannot find the correct one

Now.

[soft osprey]

There’s only one on the nexus

You fool

[pulsar dragon]

im too lazy

[graceful rain]

it was removed

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[minor bough]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-ikea-heart-heartlocket-gif-22280660

[graceful rain]

i fucking love ||estrogen||

[minor bough]

REAL

[soft osprey]

lol no it wasn’t

[vapid hull]

woman skittles.

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/blåhaj-haj-mobil-weeeeee-speed-driving-gif-5591280404365460062

[soft osprey]

I’m looking at it right now silly Billy

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/ikea-blahaj-doll-spinning-shark-gif-18118200

[graceful rain]

send link

[vapid hull]

I desperately need a blahaj

[worn heron]

save him

[soft osprey]

No you lazy fucker

[minor bough]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-gif-26227130

[soft osprey]

I told you it’s on nexus

[graceful rain]

when the t4t relationship is heterosexual it negates all queerness thus making you accepted in society

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/release-me-far-cry-5-crying-screaming-nutting-gif-7759256987725887902

[graceful rain]

it is not , show proof

[worn heron]

Search up halfsword

[minor bough]

society is crazyyyyy 😭

[soft osprey]

Okay one sec

[graceful rain]

how do i do that

[worn heron]

In-- the search bar on nexusmods

[vapid hull]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/3 here here :)

I think

[worn heron]

we were teaching him

[minor bough]

[graceful rain]

tysm i just didnt wanna google it ❤️

[vapid hull]

Oh ! woopy daisy

[soft osprey]

Damnit

[minor bough]

mod installer for half sword wtf this is news to me

[soft osprey]

You got lucky

[worn heron]

I despise people like you

[graceful rain]

does this work with the playtest

[soft osprey]

Rali is too nice

[worn heron]

Nay

[vapid hull]

yeah ! :3

[ember flame]

wow the dismemberment system looks alot cooler

[graceful rain]

lame, thx for sending anyway

[vapid hull]

iunno, it probably says it on the thingy but i didn't see it <3

[minor bough]

This server has so much ":3" energy I love it here

[worn heron]

[umbral latch]

It was 45 degrees and nice out, then it snowed for a day and a half and now its 20 degrees. Soon the negatives will be here. Also BLOOD

[ember flame]

hopefully one day...

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/haii-hai-cat-cat-face-colon-three-gif-7065253899130675783

[graceful rain]

you have an animated discord profile you have no hold over what i care about

[soft osprey]

I hate your lack of effort. The load out selector mod is for the playtest, the trainer is for the demo

[worn heron]

damnit you're right

[vapid hull]

Oh thats what they wanted

[graceful rain]

i cannot read sorry

[vapid hull]

I wasn't paying attention :)

[soft osprey]

Chat stone this man please

[covert edge]

Illiteracy

[vapid hull]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/11 I've been meaning to get this for a while

[minor bough]

me when I'm a massive world ending asteroid

[worn heron]

[graceful rain]

can i get a meow in chat

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/colon-three-kitty-crumb-cuptoat-heavy-gif-15723533476185307497

[worn heron]

[vapid hull]

1OT <3

[graceful rain]

how do i install it

[umbral sierra]

what is everyones obsession with the ikea shark

[vapid hull]

sark :3

[minor bough]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-gif-14663292704966997212

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-blahaj-spinning-blahaj-shark-shonk-gif-27706401

[umbral sierra]

i have had one since i was kid

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-gif-27048745

[graceful rain]

what is a "loadout" and "exe"

[vapid hull]

Iihhh thats so coolsies

[umbral sierra]

the grey one before it was blue

[soft osprey]

Can you put in some god damn effort 🤯

[vapid hull]

I need to get one myself. Love the sark :)

[signal rivet]

Why ISN'T everyone obsessed with the shark

[graceful rain]

please help me

[worn heron]

[minor bough]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-ltg-low-tier-god-mods-mod-gif-1504808961176049525

[covert edge]

That's the real question, why?

[soft osprey]

Genuinely hate Miata’s

[worn heron]

WHH

[soft osprey]

Ugly!

[worn heron]

[minor bough]

WOAH

[worn heron]

YOURE UGLY

[minor bough]

massively hot take

[worn heron]

stupid ass rock

[umbral sierra]

BLOOD UPDATE IS... IN TEN SECONDS

[graceful rain]

big if true

[signal rivet]

True???

[worn heron]

didn't even make it for a world wonder 🗣️🫃

[soft osprey]

I also hate cars that have an overly long front end, like a bunch of Mercedes and bmws

[vapid hull]

My ex has a miata!

[signal rivet]

They lied

[vapid hull]

He built it himself :)

[soft osprey]

TOO FAR

[umbral sierra]

guys if we wait 10 seconds for the next few hours it will actually be in ten seconds

[soft osprey]

UNREAL

[minor bough]

https://tenor.com/view/miata-oppenheimer-cigarette-silly-gif-1816815196802845454

[vapid hull]

lemme ask him! Dunno if he'll get back to me today tho lol

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/na-bro-what-the-hell-gif-7793300054678430924

[graceful rain]

why is it called easter island if they didn't know about jesus

[soft osprey]

What’s the appeal?! It looks so stuuuupid

[vapid hull]

!!

[worn heron]

THAT IS THE APPEAL

THEY LOOK SO

[covert edge]

Stupid looking car

[minor bough]

https://tenor.com/view/drift-gif-19116806

[soft osprey]

Like a pug? So ugly it can loop back to being cute?

[worn heron]

YES

[minor bough]

I ❤️ Toyotas

[worn heron]

IT LOOKS LIKE

[covert edge]

It looks STUPID

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/burnout-paradise-remastered-meme-memes-goofy-gif-2729470821921386591

[soft osprey]

Thank you for your absolutely true take

[acoustic stirrup]

i got a 94 honda civic hatchback lol

[soft osprey]

Old civics are sick

Hatchback too? Rare?

[worn heron]

begone

[soft osprey]

Haven’t seen many

[covert edge]

Finally, a smart man

[minor bough]

I love it but I think the Toyota AE-86 might be peak

[worn heron]

Wait this is HalfSword chat

[soft osprey]

No this is anti Miata chat

[worn heron]

Someone's gonna use this as flames against me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1306989884476756019/caption.gif

[acoustic stirrup]

im not sure

i inherited it from my step dad

[covert edge]

Miata? More like IDIOT

[vapid hull]

He crashed it once <3

[fleet leaf]

do we think its getting released at 12am

[minor bough]

That's a lovely miata ngl

[quartz coral]

At what hour does it come out

[minor bough]

ugly cybertruck ew get it off my screen EWWW

[acoustic stirrup]

id take a pic of it rn but im currently staying at my grandmas house its at my moms

[quartz coral]

european time

[soft osprey]

I’ve only seen one in person but I don’t think it was a 94. But I really like old civics. They just look like basic ass cars but they have a certain charm

[worn heron]

[acoustic stirrup]

they do

[vapid hull]

Naur not to my knowledge!

[acoustic stirrup]

my step dad was gonna set it up just for me before he passed

he was gonna paint it my fav color, put a new engine in, etc

[vapid hull]

Lmk if you scrounge something up though! I'm just completely unaware if he does or not

[soft osprey]

Sounds like a good project for you also

[graceful rain]

did they add cars to half sword?

[vapid hull]

They should add Car to half sword

[worn heron]

That's what I'M sayin

[covert edge]

Car Sword

[worn heron]

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-car-garn-car-spin-car-spinning-gif-17215753214463376618

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/famine-garfield-gif-19810423

[acoustic stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-flying-flying-horse-dream-dreams-gif-19273718

[worn heron]

bro.

[acoustic stirrup]

nah they add hors

[vapid hull]

Stop it... STOP IT! LEAVE THAT CAR ALONE!

[soft osprey]

Miata jousting is coming, trust

[quaint mirage]

Released at 5 am prob

[vapid hull]

THATS LITERALLY WHAT IM Saying.

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnosis-cat-gif-2861474131333067562

[soft osprey]

That stupid meme makes me giggle every time I see it

[quaint mirage]

Car is an awesome idea! Y-you can recommend that to the developer!

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-slenderman-eminem-vs-slenderman-eminem-stan-eminem-rap-god-gif-24353926

[quaint mirage]

[worn heron]

did you just stutter

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-goes-insane-gif-25382090

[vapid hull]

I genuinely love leave that man alone. The genuineness in his voice cracks me up every time

[quaint mirage]

W-well I guess so...

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/prince-of-egypt-the-moses-gif-21088026

[quaint mirage]

W-why? Sad

[soft osprey]

The animation makes it for me, like it’s just so fuckin slow looking, and he’s so concerned! Idk it’s just hilarious to see

[worn heron]

may I please direct you to #1270577738826256536

[vapid hull]

hehehehaoahahahaoohohyougotownedhehehheahehahahhahayeahyeahhahahahHAHHAHA

[soft osprey]

Yes, yes you can

[vapid hull]

thats what ims syaing !!z1 its SO funny

[soft osprey]

In fact everyone should go to #1270577738826256536

[quaint mirage]

W-wow!

[worn heron]

[soft osprey]

Welcome home

[vapid hull]

-# BAaaa

[quaint mirage]

O-of course no! I don't wanna die...!

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-40123618314459872

[acoustic stirrup]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1303165721773080606/1303474452167790702/never_say_this.gif

[agile zephyr]

is gore here? i just saw a youtube video about it

[quaint mirage]

W-what is resetting? Isn't it just l-like d-d-dying?

[quaint mirage]

Demo yes playtest no

O-ok nee chan...

[quaint mirage]

It's from a mod

Just wait it will come today

[vapid hull]

What did Random Madness mean by this?

[agile zephyr]

theres mods for half sword??

[graceful rain]

THEY RELEASED IT

[quaint mirage]

I think

[gilded veldt]

no

[quaint mirage]

Moderator

[gilded veldt]

he got early access

[quaint mirage]

Uwu!

[graceful rain]

NO I MEAN RIGHT NOW

[agile zephyr]

oj wait no i think he got early access

[agile zephyr]

how'd i miss that

[quaint mirage]

Really! Uwu!

[agile zephyr]

alright, ty for clarifying that

[quaint mirage]

I want to see blood in the playtest version, uwu :3

[gilded veldt]

proof or you will rot!!

[quaint mirage]

Uwu uwu uwu!! :3

[valid summit]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-burning-dog-satire-dog-silly-dog-funny-dog-gif-5761687346364672588

[quaint mirage]

Guys have y'all hear the feet updates

They make it more realistic and lickable

[agile zephyr]

im listening

[graceful rain]

you talk like you smell really bad

[valid summit]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rodent-vermintide-vermintide2-skaven-gif-20147931

[graceful rain]

i do smell bad; real recognizes real

[quaint mirage]

🐋

[soft osprey]

Yesss yesss now fight each other to amuse the rest of us

[soft osprey]

Yes it’s no holds barred

[graceful rain]

if you use your smell as a weapon you'd win

[quaint mirage]

On Skibidi....

[next hull]

Serious question - What would you choose: sex update rn or gore update 2.0 but in 2 months

[graceful rain]

your MUSK

your SMELLet

[quaint mirage]

Sex update

Obviously

[graceful rain]

yea it does

what?

[next hull]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-credit-score-score-china-gif-23125701

[silent gorge]

When will half sword have flamethrowers

[quaint mirage]

Yea

[graceful rain]

half flame

[quaint mirage]

Waiter waiter! I need Skibidi doses!

Slurry

[cunning yew]

do we know what time it drops?

[quaint mirage]

No

[gusty kestrel]

Wait waiter! I need five hundred menthol flavored cough drops!

[cunning yew]

fek

[quaint mirage]

Sigma

[dark swan]

they gotta add cock and balls to the update

I need physics based handjob gaming

[cosmic narwhal]

hmmmm.

[gusty kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/788419483073118210/1263703805799698533/giphy-1.gif

[cosmic narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/yesterday-gif-25442530

[dark swan]

aw ok kitty I accept

[open willow]

Blood is finally returning tomorrow

[dark swan]

sperm will be flowing tomorrow

in my dream update at least...

[open willow]

can this guy say that? Mods ban this guy

[dark swan]

no pweeeas

[gusty kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-dexter-morgan-smiling-gif-11425640214670904418

[gilded veldt]

watching random madness play the game is genuinely pissing me off because why does he not know how to move his mouse up and down

he just flails randomly

[bronze sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-kanye-west-kanye-east-deathstare-stare-gif-6002816845218983434

you lied

[graceful rain]

yes

[noble pecan]

i think he's only wanna check the gore out, so he's not really invested in the other mechanics of the game

[west cloud]

REAL

[twilit granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276354353367748640/attachment.gif

[humble bloom]

thats pretty much exactly it, at least if my conversation with another dev who was featured on his channel is accurate.

[gusty kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/me-watching-my-past-self-interstellar-meme-watching-past-gif-25439819

[gilded veldt]

also will blood trailing look better on release? in his video it looked clumpy and slow

[candid turtle]

yeah it looks too bright too in my opinion

[ruby glade]

Lore accurate to how people move in the Half Sword universe

[graceful rain]

is this game ever going to add women to annihilate with medieval weapons

[noble pecan]

Valentin said he talked with the devs, and there will be improvments in that as well

[open willow]

Hi devs could you add naked women to the game that players can torture in grotesque sexually deviant ways?

[graceful rain]

weird

[humble bloom]

I think there's some features entirely missing as this is an old build, it looks like the only environmental blood was pooling.
the droplets and splatters weren't there, but we've seen those in other preview videos.

[graceful rain]

i never said anything about sex

[open willow]

Neither did I

[candid turtle]

nice

[graceful rain]

"sexually deviant ways" fat

[twilit granite]

Is this game ever going to add cbt

[open willow]

semantics

[graceful rain]

do you understand what semantics are

[dark swan]

Has anyone released any mods for half sword? All I saw on nexus last time I checked were a few reshades

[humble bloom]

theres a trainer for the demo and a basic loadout selector for the playtest.

[graceful rain]

the tulip mod adds a lot to the game

[candid turtle]

who finna make the playtest trainer!!!

[open willow]

Yeah

[candid turtle]

i really hope they add weapon and armor selection next update

but probably not idk

[dark swan]

as in like you could choose a longsword each time instead of clicking through a bunch?

pretty useful

[humble bloom]

OVRDTHS selector, and read the instructions.

[gusty kestrel]

i mean i just hotswap the player equipment sav

[bitter zinc]

Oh I really hope the spillage is back. It was so good in the demo

[humble bloom]

thats essentially how the selector works

[soft osprey]

The trainer lets you spawn in anything, npcs and gear.

The load out selector has instructions but you can save and edit loadouts with it. But you have to follow its instructions exactly

[graceful rain]

it does not work on linux

Sad!

[humble bloom]

git gud

[graceful rain]

big if true

[lapis timber]

Is there any word on what time the update will release tomorrow?

[graceful rain]

sometime tomorrow

[lapis timber]

That narrows it down

[wind charm]

:(

[hidden ice]

does the update drop at midnight or later?

[crimson fjord]

pretty sure if you got to the 2nd most recent post in #announcements and hover over where it says the date it should say the time

[open willow]

Each announcement regarding the update has been posted at the same time, so I’m assuming the same time as those were posted. 9 AM my time

[dark swan]

That a new map? Are there more than one??

[lapis timber]

Thanks! That's perfect.

[humble bloom]

Thats a multiple year old demo

[crimson fjord]

no problem!

[hidden ice]

i also thank you

gonna be staying up late tonight

[dark swan]

Oh, got it

[lapis timber]

Didn't even think to hover the mouse on the date. lmao

[bitter zinc]

3am for me

Rip

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-eating-3am-sleep-up-for-food-gif-10318105

[lapis timber]

4 AM for me. Thankfully I live like a night goblin

[crimson fjord]

4 in the morning 😭

[noble pecan]

9:59 for me

[bitter zinc]

Ha I get to use the funny Patrick gif an you don't!

But also I probably won't be getting out of bed at that time anyway

"Cuz who tortures their Willies at 3 in the morning?" - Squidward Tentacles

[jolly gorge]

?

❔

[bitter zinc]

He's saying "Please don't hurt me." He knows the update is coming.

[normal mango]

Update. Now.

[jolly gorge]

i got hit by a diabolical one two

[crisp nimbus]

6hours

[crisp nimbus]

fuck it i go sleep

[jolly gorge]

oh the video is broken

[normal mango]

6 hours confiremd ?

[crisp nimbus]

dunno but if you hover above 22/11/24 in annoucement the time shown is 6 hours from now right

[jagged jasper]

vro got comboed

[jolly gorge]

donk

[jagged jasper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818398775898144781/1305223238061789266/image_1.gif

[jolly gorge]

does it play properly for you?

[bitter zinc]

There's also gonna be bruising in the update so that's cool

[jagged jasper]

yeah

[jolly gorge]

strange

even downloaded it wont play for me

[jagged jasper]

like as in after the match you have bruses like in skate 3 when you fall alot you get them and they stay on u, or do you mean like in the battle

will it be cool if they did it every match you survived you keep your bruses

[bitter zinc]

In the random madness video he gets hit by a blunt weapon and there's bruising on his face

[jagged jasper]

ohh wheres that

[pliant plume]

that would be dope, same with bloody noses and busted lips in the pugilism mode

[jolly gorge]

whats your guys' favorite gamemode?

[jagged jasper]

dude i was so mad i joined this back in 2023 and some mod banned me (he didnt mean to) and so now i look like a newgen

[pliant plume]

fist fight

[jagged jasper]

yeah fr its so funny

[pliant plume]

im like mike tyson, im so good for no reason

[bitter zinc]

https://youtu.be/HQEVA_JUpyA?si=XgWTsG-tDxw5o1Im Ik this has been posted like 5 times already but here

[jagged jasper]

[jagged jasper]

thx

[cobalt kayak]

so fun

[jagged jasper]

yk i hope they optimse this game in the update too because i have a good pc but it lags while playing this idk why

[pliant plume]

what would be cool is like twisting arms until they break, idk, i think broken bones are pretty realistic for a fight like that

[open willow]

I think optimizations will come much later on

[jolly gorge]

i love this axe

[jagged jasper]

dang

[humble bloom]

have you tried changing resolution or graphics quality?
dx11? dx12?

[jagged jasper]

tbh i dont know lemme launch it and see if thats why

[cobalt kayak]

no regret in his eyes

[humble bloom]

there is nothing behind those eyes

[pliant plume]

nor thoughts

[open willow]

Bloodlust

[humble bloom]

like, actually nothing.
if his mouth opens you can see right through him

[pliant plume]

fun fact willie doesnt blink

[jagged jasper]

thats not so fun....

[pliant plume]

huh? its soo fun whatcu mean

[jagged jasper]

what should i change it too

[humble bloom]

lower

[jagged jasper]

so 11?

[humble bloom]

high, medium, low.

[jagged jasper]

well yeah ive done that

[humble bloom]

11 will probably run better, yes.

[jagged jasper]

alr thanks dawg

❤️ luv you vro

[humble bloom]

if it wasnt 11 already, you can try dx12 to test it if you want.

some people report better visuals and smoother gameplay, depends on hardware

[jagged jasper]

ill play a while and ltk

lyk

[bright frost]

What time tmrw

[opal sundial]

I don’t think there’s an announced time. Just tomorrow.

[oblique hearth]

Dh We

[humble bloom]

FLIBBER DE GIBBET

[oblique hearth]

Uh

[gusty kestrel]

yes we magically have your timezone in our pocket ah yeah let me just give you the time

anyw

[oblique hearth]

Hkn jacketberlisen

Qualitatively Queensland Hendricks football handburghcoming guncernallmark

Those are words byw

Most dutch

….Dutch? PLANS?

[opal sundial]

you cant convince me that someone didn’t just slam random keys on a keyboard and call it dutch

[oblique hearth]

Trust

I have a dutch and English keyboard for sum reason

[opal sundial]

makes sense

[oblique hearth]

hyspanesburgical is a Dutch word

[cobalt kayak]

he is john halfsword

willie

[bright frost]

My fault. I mean any time zone works if u specify cuz I could convert. Universal time also exists. I’m east coast

[candid walrus]

will custom weapon be a feature? like the work in progress smithing thing?

[spring escarp]

'what have i done' ahh

[royal epoch]

I bet I did something you never seen before

[spring escarp]

?

[cobalt kayak]

no regrets

?? replied to the wrong message

[candid walrus]

farrtttt

[placid flare]

are they gonna make armor indentation?

[gilded veldt]

didnt they fix that in the new update?

they gave him teeth
atleast
through his skeleton

[placid flare]

so how many licks does it take to get into the center of a willie

[gilded veldt]

probably about 28

[pliant plume]

5, i got bored and bit

[gilded veldt]

id estimate like 2 pm pst

which is like 3 est

[placid flare]

and in what U S T?!

[gilded veldt]

no clue

[placid flare]

2 am?

[humble bloom]

in the current version, before the gore update theres nothing.

[gilded veldt]

i mean the friday update

[umbral latch]

hover over the update date they put in the second to last post in #announcements.

[gilded veldt]

whats the official name for this update?
the gore update
the final update

[humble bloom]

yes, they fixed it, but I wasnt talking about the friday update

[gray vortex]

is it out yet

[placid flare]

yesterday was november 21th thursday for me announced on 9 PM

[gilded veldt]

the time embedded in the announcement is something that discord automatically adds. get proof before lying to people

[gilded veldt]

ik ik i was just saying

[umbral latch]

Oh, i didnt know that. Then i guess we just have to be patient

[humble bloom]

there will be at everyone ping when its released, or at least theyll post it in the updates channel.

[gray vortex]

but i want it now

[placid flare]

i mean look at my time, thats why timezones are my enemy.

and this is thailand time btw

[stark lava]

Thighland

[placid flare]

thats why i asked "what timezone is it" because i usually got a day earlier than most people in this server

[bright frost]

bro is living in the future

[forest compass]

I suppose you can wait for the update tonight.

[gilded veldt]

how good is the update

[placid flare]

9 pm for me then

[bright frost]

wowee

[forest compass]

+-

[placid flare]

i didn't receive it yet. but im gonna slice willies like salami

[gilded veldt]

lol im joking!!

[forest compass]

I have 7:57 am now

[bright frost]

woah

[gilded veldt]

but fr i cant wait

[bright frost]

its 7:57 am for u?

[weak roost]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-breaths-efe-omowale-assisted-living-s3e21-inhale-exhale-gif-4389370785556430183

[bright frost]

where are my patriots

[forest compass]

Yes

[opal sundial]

damn. You’re living on the exact opposite of the world. Almost 7 PM for me

[humble bloom]

look at the time the last major update came out and assume it'll arrive 4 hours after that time.

[placid flare]

its 9:57 AM

[forest compass]

From Russia 😇

[normal turtle]

the stab of all time

[gilded veldt]

1 pm? damn i was pretty close
still a rough estimate so i might be right if its 2 pm

[placid flare]

i love willie salami. but i assume it comes in 8 pm for me

[humble bloom]

in your timezone.
everyone has a different time, look at the message.
that is an order.
everyone

[gilded veldt]

yup

[opal sundial]

where’s the message

[gilded veldt]

#updates

[opal sundial]

im too lazy to find it myself

[placid flare]

well it said 9:00 PM so i assume it is dropping for me around that time

[bright frost]

u are in another dimension

[celest sedge]

what time zone u in

[placid flare]

anyways i am hyped for the willie slicer

[bright frost]

hrm

[placid flare]

UST 7+

[opal sundial]

5:45 AM

[forest compass]

12:00-14:00 UTC probably

[gilded veldt]

axe will be so op

[bright frost]

UST -5

[placid flare]

21:00-23:00 UST +7

[mint raven]

Update should drop at 12am fr that would be sick

[bright frost]

4am

[glacial socket]

yes

[bright frost]

freedom

[placid flare]

well the update drops in the time where i probably sleep

[humble bloom]

that means youll be well rested and awake when you play it

[crude flower]

That's a lot of stab

[glacial socket]

who needs sleep

[frank scarab]

well thats gonna hurt in the morning,
jokes aside, holy shit that was a INSANE hit.

[mint raven]

It says at 2:59 am for me

[west cloud]

Set your alarm, and the first thing you will do when you wake up is not to have breakfast but to play

it doesn't matter if you sleep only 2 hours

[placid flare]

night owls do to some degree

[west cloud]

half sword is eternal

[placid flare]

and i'm one

[pliant plume]

according to the blood update vid, in the update there will be enough blood in 342 willies to forge a sword ig

[placid flare]

is there still the head explody

anything like crushed limbs?

also whats the top tier though

the lion armor thing

was it supposed to be a boss fight?

[azure thunder]

The people want to know

[glacial socket]

it would be interesting

[west cloud]

mayb

[glass jungle]

can't wait for update

[glacial socket]

fr

[placid flare]

willie salami

[modern eagle]

If it doesn't launch at 12:00 I am uninstalling and leaving a negative review

to the second btw

[weak roost]

Bet

[glacial socket]

here is 12:00 lol

[modern eagle]

millisecond

[placid flare]

how many slices does it take to make a willie salami

[glass jungle]

is it just blood for now, or is the gore included? (I'm assuming just blood for now)

[placid flare]

the salami cutting is included

[west cloud]

both

[glacial socket]

i think it is

[glass jungle]

hyperventilates

[modern eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-164259582336575534

[inner tinsel]

Do we already know what are the new things besides blood?

[placid flare]

the cutting

and kicks being announced

wait are kicks included in the update?

[inner tinsel]

Because we rlly need a faster button to restart fights and stop sending us to the menú when we die

[modern eagle]

I remember them teasing kicks months ago

[crude flower]

ouch

[glacial socket]

imagine this with gore

[crude flower]

i got so many neck stabs

[inner tinsel]

Imagine playing this on multiplayer

[crude flower]

decaps gonna go crazy

[placid flare]

lagging hits

[inner tinsel]

Funny lagging hits

[glass jungle]

You can roleplay as a samurai throwing a cut out and sheathing his blade before the opponent bursts in anime style

[placid flare]

half sord

zwerchau'd

[lime bramble]

So when is it gonna come out

Tonight during the night or what

[minor bough]

Tomorrow if you're in an american time zone I think but Idk at what time

[placid flare]

Night for UST 7+

[lime bramble]

I’m in est

[placid flare]

Approximately 9 Pm to 11 PM

[glacial socket]

imagine this game with zweihander

[placid flare]

we do

but we need the zwerchau move

[crude flower]

we do?

[worn heron]

both!

[placid flare]

we make willie salami

[noble sandal]

Where is it, the gore update, it's already 22/11 in my random country time, i knew it was fake all along

[slow ridge]

timezones suck

[placid flare]

Let me guess, Southeast asia?

[slow ridge]

its 22/11 here in australia

[placid flare]

is 22/11 here in thailand

[royal epoch]

21/11 USA

[noble sandal]

Nein

but 22/11 in south america

Brasil

[royal epoch]

we are basically there

[placid flare]

thats why i ask about timezones

[royal epoch]

ima go to bed early for once. Boom 22/11

[placid flare]

schalf schword

[junior pond]

https://tenor.com/view/final-countdown-countdown-europe-counting-music-video-gif-4789617

[glass jungle]

Will i have the opportunity to use a large sword on an un armored peasant????

Or will it be isolated to armored battles

[gilded veldt]

fr

[placid flare]

its what

i remember you need to modify the files

or theres a bug i remembered that when your character dies for a split second and you leave the game, you came back to the beggar tier as what tier you were

[silent wasp]

you can download a mod right now to make presets i believe

[glass jungle]

ah ok

[lime bramble]

I just wanna know when I get the update maneee 😭

[silent wasp]

in due time friends

[gloomy glade]

what timezone are the devs in

[silent wasp]

all over from what i saw earlier

[glass jungle]

it is 6 for me

[silent wasp]

im US EST and its 1035 rn

[lime bramble]

Yup

[gloomy glade]

yeah same est

[placid flare]

again UST 7+

[lime bramble]

It says 4 am

[fresh cloud]

4am in Germany

[placid flare]

10:36 am in thailand

[crude flower]

Sweet

[placid flare]

https://youtu.be/Ueg8QIt7ZTo?si=xLC5i7dtXDsc0eEG play this when the update releases

[ruby birch]

2 minutes ahead?

eh

[limpid gyro]

So chat what time

[zealous kestrel]

By the Nine I'm tweaking

[zealous kestrel]

<t:1732265940:F>

[vapid hull]

He so step...

[placid flare]

what bird is that

[graceful cosmos]

what bird is that

[bitter zinc]

There's about to be a lot of mutilated Willies in #photography📷

[placid flare]

its supposed to be a baby bird of something

oh right i got an idea

Its a kiwi.

[limpid gyro]

[bitter zinc]

Long toes

[placid flare]

yep definitely a kiwi

[round isle]

how you got access before all of us

[fallen zealot]

bro thats the old version

[fallen zealot]

itch.io

[teal mural]

Eyyy the local time is gonna be right as I'm getting home from the office. I know what tonight's gonna be.

[bitter zinc]

The itch.io version is super out of date

[round isle]

lol

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-gif-14367651

[fallen zealot]

joe rogan

jake paul is gonna fight joe rogan since he is old

[bitter zinc]

Multiple hour Willie beating sesh

[gilded veldt]

guys i think im done playing halfsword

[jolly gorge]

Along with blood, does anyone know if dismemberment is gonna be added

[bitter zinc]

Yes.

[jolly gorge]

Bet

[fallen zealot]

yes it will somebody confirmed

[vapid hull]

Australasian Swamphen

[bitter zinc]

It will also be dynamic meaning your hits cut wherever they hit, and there will also be partial dismemberment where parts will dangle off

[fallen zealot]

my bio isnt even that serious we are 2 casuals

[vapid hull]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fallen zealot]

long lost brothers

[gilded veldt]

13 hours of half sword

[round isle]

If they add kicks Joe Rogan would kill him

[bitter zinc]

Why do people keep posting the bird with big feet?

[vapid hull]

He's cute :)

[fathom shuttle]

still no blood tho😢 dev lied

[bitter zinc]

5 hours

[fallen zealot]

because you live in a diferent time zone

[lyric salmon]

What time zone are devs in

[timid estuary]

Aw no blood

[fathom shuttle]

u got it ?

[fallen zealot]

Where are the devs from because they look slavic

[fallen zealot]

no bro its impossible

[lyric salmon]

Eurostan

[fallen zealot]

there is no confirmed time sadly but we know its tomorow

[timid estuary]

[fathom shuttle]

whatt??? dev said its 22/11

[timid estuary]

Its alr 22nd for me

[twilit yarrow]

its 12 am for you guys?

[opal sundial]

not yet for me

[candid turtle]

#announcements message hover mouse over november 22 and thats when im pretty sure

[toxic perch]

i was hoping for midnight release lmao still hanging on

[opal sundial]

It's not. There's no given time. Discord auto generates a time for you if you just put in a date.

[candid turtle]

oh yeah i forgot

[teal mural]

If you click the announcement it shows the date and time in your loc

[teal mural]

Oh. Booo, ignore me

[calm zealot]

It's Nov 22 for me rn 🥲

[fallen zealot]

and that is my time

[jolly nexus]

we need to be calm guys

[hazy shuttle]

sad how everyone won't be able to experience the bloody gameplay 💔

[placid flare]

yoo a kiwi

[weary anchor]

same i barely got any eep

[placid flare]

its a pukeko

[snow pewter]

It's literally 10:11 pm for me.

Still the 21st.

[onyx epoch]

10:12 pm

[snow pewter]

Now it is yes.

I might not be able to wait for it.🤣

[vapid hull]

Australasian Swamphen

[placid flare]

pukeko

[slow iris]

bawk bawk

[placid flare]

freaky ahh birds

[gusty kestrel]

chat

hi chat

[fallen zealot]

bro its literary at 12 or more it says its tomorow

[vapid hull]

damn

[onyx epoch]

12 am?

[gusty kestrel]

bye chat, i will awaken hours after the update releases likely