#halfsword-chat-⚔
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im 23ft irl
By my point was more about axes, greatswords, heavy weapons
You literally have more leverage as a taller person
I would love to see a ten foot tall willie duel
Where you're part of a brave stand
4 armored guys versus a ten foot tall fella
thats fucking sick
we need size difference
just make Willie skeleton a little big bigger or smaller for some
that is good idea
Totally accurate battle sim style
Like the Mountain from game of thrones
I am so close to making a thread in playtesting
imagine grappling a smaller Willie while being like 7 ft
sigh.
sliced in half
soon
Soon (TM) (C)
I couldn't undelete my old bardiche clip so I had to try and recreate it (it was cooler before)
I will need to make some
i said 10 duels and no more half sword for today or ill be addicted again, but i lied and did like 15
i cant find any bardiche clips
so i lied again
ill go back on HS
to try to get some clips with a bardiche
Bardiche?
I'm making a video rn so I'm now talking, thinking and creating HalfSword media
I am cooked
Hi m00 !! How are youu!
long stick with sharp metal at the end (the easy explanation)
not on the tip
I'm good!! I'm trying to get as many goreless playtest clips I can before the update !
in years time these will resurface like fossils
Only ten
How meager
It's like a really really long flat bladed thin axe
Usually with a pointy bit at the end
Not a pole axe though
first clip for video, thoughts?
now I have to FARM
Willie cri
broke an arm (and got it stuck in his shield) so i had to just wrestle him out lol
insane comeback
great parry
i really need to work on timing my parries
Brother, that hot af
out of all the Polearms I think I've found my favorite
That’s the long T6 one?
I believe so
Yeah, that’s my favorite as well
I'm just cranking and farming clips before the update...
I have footage from like my second time playing I’m saving for later.
It’s horrendous.
what. the. fuck
escape plan
Hard wired to self destruct
I'd add more slow mo before the impacts hit
Just a little bit
Maybe reverse the slow mo
Slow mo before and then it speeds up to normal like .2 seconds or something after the hit
bro I was COOKING and the universe had to stop me by making my HAND SLIP???
Always dying because of stupid bs in this game
Gonna search my harddrive later for those lol
WHERE IS BLOOOOOODDDDD
Noone ever asks how is blood.
looks like you clipped his throat on his way in
Slow is smooth - smooth is fast
i was playing around with that guy for 2 minutes
and then he distracted me
from that incident
why does my jawn just fall over for no reason 😭
It's funny though
SCP 173 if he was a bitch
grapple counter
Spiky Stick vs Spiky Stick
plancon is so goated
big spiky ow ow !!!
I'll do you one better. Why is blood
No reason to get all philosophical about it.
Who is blood.
@wind charm thoughts on the seemless hand switch parry i did here?
ignore the boogie at the end... just experimenting with how devious a taunt can get
Is blood?
what the fuck did I do to him 😭 https://steamusercontent-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/8538725254868859/D24918A7EE59340EB15E2DA53E89563A29AC6361/
do we think it would've been a decapitation if gore was in
Is good, but with long ass weapons like polearms you must initiate sooner (distance wise)
that's how you keep your range in my experience
I have every single telegraph in HS recorded for my Polearm tutorial for after update and this is the telegraph for your situation in particular (go into camera mode sometime and get to know ALL of them)
link please :p
this is the 1H stab telegraph, don't get caught lackin
This counts as a homerun right?
God this control is so good.
@wind charm do you have a guide for 1h and shield yet? I'm getting good at it....
that was the wrong clip
guys if you are using max armour and stuck on the ground equip your shield!
same philosophy though, if it's shield vs shield, just beat their ass with the shield
meant to post this
Imma be real, I've used shields maybe twice :(
lol
ion anythang about shields
i need to find a way to describe it
but basically you want to work around your own shield
and only hold right click when you're about to get hit
or if you're pushing the enemy or their weapon
for tower shields
is it possible to mordhau in game?
Standoff
Nah, Gore Cancelled. It corrupted the game file. See you 2036
Alright guys, Short Spear fucks HARD.
BORN TO LOSE
oh waiot
that was MY music
oops
that was a good stab though
i agree
Guys I'm not sure Pierrot is a reliable source of information anymore
Infinity
All that was said is there is going to be an announcement on Friday.
finally got into the situation where I could do this again
Yesss yesss I love discourse and arguments. Fight each other
Nothing will happen, just like last time. why the fuck am I sitting here and reading the chat in the hope of seeing at least something from the developers regarding this issue, they can be truthful and not anger the community with such stuffing(like gore friday) without a grain of truth
Hey bud you seem pretty angry. But did you notice, how nobody else is? That sounds like something personal
It's just a mockery of people who have been waiting for months for at least something.
Me
Yes Adrak is one of the devs.

Is angry but doesn't even know the dev team
Wow, galaxy unlocked me
Angry because someone thought a post by Pierrot was an announcement. 'Stay tuned' somehow turned into a release date.
I am not surprised, most can't read the disclaimer
car has gore earlier
holy shiiit they mde half sword gore real
now sir he must be dead, or maybe he is a zombie, no he should be dead 100%
schrodingers willie
So no update Friday?
i dont kno if da willie is dead or aliv unless i look inside ze box
let thee hand not be heavy upon me
shut up
probs not
WAKE ME UP
Correct no update Friday.
-# just a friendly reminder that blood update is
NOT
-# tomorrow

I'll kill you guys if I see you bitching about it tomorrow 

Oh, maybe a teaser something ?
Yes.
i can live with a teaser
Me too
holy shit willie has them pearly whites
I can't live no more
just don't listen to pierrot at all
well not really
Better than nothing
horrible insider
this is what happened to my buddy Eric once (eel attack)
Take ur time, we are waiting
LETS MAKE IT SO THAT YOU CAN KNOCK OUT TEETH
Actually an insane strategy
Yes.
Fair
hear me out
maybe don't sit here every single day waiting for something, and you might not feel like we have personally done you wrong, every single time you feel disappointed?
just a thought.

I like to repost pierrot screenshot
the horror
YEEEEEEOUCH
Yeah the shitposts always help.
another what
do not know
No this is entirely your fault and I’m offended by you. You PROMISED blood release this Friday!
what we do know is that game development takes time
fuck you're right, I'm sorry master 
cooking food too
trust me, franky and the others won't abandon their game because of the pressure of the community, i hope.
yea, they got crazy backing for a game of their calibert
Yeah
actually we were talking yesterday and we decided that if reactions are too negative tomorrow, we will just cease all development because we got too shy
"I hope"
(real and true I swear)
the wii sports strat
Community pressure is a thing that killed many projects
Dani is just the most known case
Sit down mod!
that's part of the reason why Franky just going gung ho and focusing on development rn! We are the buffer between the toxicity and him 
I don't know any Dani
I think it’s because they didn’t pressure enough
This is a speedrun of the normal 10 levels of Swordplay Showdown in Wii Sports Resort. As of this recording, this run sets me at the third-place position in this speedrunning category.
My arm hurts, but I aim to cut off 20 seconds to eventually get WR.
no the pressure is too much we have to cease ALL DEVELOPMENT NOW
Who is Dani?
NO MORE BLUD
Literally death treats

I'm pretty sure if pressure was going to end this project, it would have been that period between when they said the playtest was going to release and when it actually released
I’m going to send you a death treat
Crab game creator, and muck
W H O I S D A N I
All I know is what ever happens I will still grind this game's mechanics to its atoms.
ah Muck
uncultured swine
Game sucked anyways
and hes passion project, karlson
1 person dev team?
yes yes, he left youtube and stopped developing games after death threats and lots of pressure from the community to release hes passion project, karlson, it was too much pressure for him to handle.
nerf long sword
many others follow hes legacy after death
Brutal. The smaller the dev team the harder it is to handle community response. Makes it easy to take it personally.
Wait did he commit suicide?
Yeah I was confused for a sec there too lol
i can think of an other example but its veryy niche
metaphorically
legacy after death was a choice for sure.
who wants to join me on the finals?
lol I never heard of the first example so shoot.
I forgot The Finals was a game
🤷♂️
NERF LONGSWORD
PLEASE
its a fancy wording of "many copying hes style of content after long silence"
I look like cool anime girl
What if the devs release smth tmmrw, like a surprise update 😂
there was a guy who was making a mod for hm2 called “midnight animal” and some stuff happened in his personal life that changes the direction this mod was taking, the community did not like that at all so they were harassing them till he cancelled the project
No surprises.
i heard of midnight animal
was excited to try it out
there were some builds of it but those are gone as far as i am aware
since i also liked persona and was pretty stoked about the idea
oh yeah the creator also traced persona stuff which led to more hate unfortunately
dunno why they made a big deal of it when it was a free mod anyways.
Yeah sometimes it is best to ignore the community input. Especially if you are making a mod, taking demands for free work is toxic.
Because if there's one thing artists on social media will rally behind, it's getting mad at people for tracing
take a no man's sky route and just be silent for 6 whole months
i remember that
midnight animal seemed rlly cool too
big shame
Orr take the bone lab route
something to take note of when or if I ever make projects
I have noticed a trend on X of less then successful artists dictating what constitutes art. Some great reading.
"my names ryan and my life is... kinda crazy"
Absolutely. Too many people decide to comprise their vision to satisfy a vocal minority. I have seen this happen with countless games.
Oh 5 years of Gmod modding, taught me very well. I only took positive feedback and good helpful criticism, and ignored the rest. I did exactly that, and followed my own way of doing stuff
whatever im gonna make is gonna be absolutely fucking niche I don’t believe the average joe will even care of its existence
then ended up in the half sword kingdom, on a rainy night.
Truee
Gotta ignore the positive stuff too, don't wanna grow an ego.
-# for the lulz if not obvious
Oh I don't like ego stuff
Announce dog update pls
Animals didn't exist before 1600.
Announce person being dog update then 🤷♂️
now thats just crazy
Fuck it, let's roll with it
pretty certain people will be uncomfortable with that
all the animals in medieval art was merely make believe
can’t roll these dices before taking necessary precautions
100% they had to be imagined before the government could create them.
they should make a dlc where you fight Boschs creatures
Dogs before 1600
that would be sweet.
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2518790/Hieronymus/
Discover Paradise and brace Inferno of the famous painter Hieronymus Bosch. Use late medieval weapons and magical artifacts to brave your way through the hellish world of Ira - and meet unexpected companions along the way. Hieronymus will lead you into the depths... but not without a ...
someone made a game of it
This gameplay looks post rendered AF.
its so surreal but in a good way
i just stuck my sword into this guys chest and he just kept walking at me 😭
aura
last effort to take you down with him
meowwww?
not yet
DARN
mordschlag will be introduced whenever frank wants to satisfy his needs
Must have been a flesh wound.
YIPPPEEEE
As so as it gets added there's gonna be a billion mordhau clips.
i can’t wait to bonk
i’ve been reading up on a lot of german fencing shiet in preparation for hema
It’ll remove the need for me to awkwardly pull up my side arm and beat willie to death
get him down with the greatsword and then have to bonk him with my war pick
that’s what I do occasionally
wip, getting clips is one thing, having a clip where Willie doesn't perish in 3 seconds is another
sometimes wille struggles to get his side arm out though which kidna sucks, here’s hoping the sheath system is better/fixed on the patchie
i could now fully recreate this image properly when it finally gets added.
this is my under eye visuals when I go to bed.
that second clip with the spear underneath the helmet was crazy 
it is very naughty indeed
holy fuck it goes THROUGH 
my longest fight ever... it took like 10 minutes... sword and shield vs sword and shield......
i feel those desperate ankle grabs heavily
What's the name of the polearm with a bunch of spikes on it?
Goedendag
That thing is awesome and I main that
actually i might be wrong, sorry
a goedendag just has one spike on the end i think
i'm thinking of Chivalry 2 lol
Yeah I think it’s called a spiked staff or something in this game or some shit
It’s in the quarter staff weapon category or something
Which for some reason WE DONT HAVE THE NAKED STAFF
You can tell how long it was because one of the clips has a different song
It's amazing for tripping knights and dragging them down
isnt goedendag that one dutch weapon
German I thought
it's like a mace and a spear in one
dutch 
Flemish
Teehee
this reminds me of actual full armor fights lol, it just turns into wrestling on the ground and trying to stab through the gaps
yeah so is the billhook, you can get behind their gaurd and pull back to catch their legs
the polearm physics in general are just so good
I want Bo staff
Depends who is answering the question some call it a Goedendag some argue it should be the Plançon à picot.
same very much
he needs blue eyes
then he will be beautiful
😊
matter of fact
let me give him blue eyes
caught these hooligans cuddling during fight time
Stick
okay I shall be waiting 
Did you add lip gloss too or do the eyes just make him that pretty?
didnt add lip gloss
not yet
@stray marsh @wheat isle I'll correct you fellas, the one we have in the playtest- the spiked bat is not actually a Goedendag, it's called a Plaçon á Picot, it is a weapon of French origin.
I was the one who originally started the misinformation wave of calling it a Goedendag, as that's what we thought it was, but after some digging, turns out we were flat wrong lol, so it's my job to set the record straight 
my prince
spiky youchie distributer !
i call it the hedgehog
he neers bluer eyes
I had my opportunity to
and I took it
and eyelashes
it's great for absolute scrubs like me lmao
have you ever tried throwing it like a madman?
yes but it's actually a Plaçon á Picot, if you do some research on that weapon, it's very much-- that
People just don't wanna accept a French weapon in the game 🗣️🙌

Source? It is a regional argument. Plançon à picot is even described as being the cousin of the goedendag but there is no specifications on its appearance.
what?
hair update
I was not calling the spiked club we have a goedendag, I was informing the people above that the goedendag is in fact, Flemish.
I know! I was just tagging you since you were part of the convo c:
by that logic goedendag is in fact german
we germans have invented everything
b ut yeah interesting how everyone got the placon a picot wrong
perfect
germans are scary
Happy Willie
man
he is happy to be beautiful
is he supposed to be happy
Happy to have hair
Bro says happy willie with that pfp
Willie needs to quit the meth
This is a perfect example of a death I would have loved to see more of, that dang death image is so inconvenient lol
freaking charged me all the way across the arena and kept going
some say he is still running his pike through me to this day.
you have really nice blade work
maybe its my mousepad or maybe it's a skill issue but I have a hard time controlling the sword that well - which is why I mainly use polearms
The greatest 2 tips I've learned are to turn the mouse sensitivity WAY DOWN and use shift to lower your stance. It has completely changed the game for me.
interesting! I have my sensitivity all the way up so maybe that's the problem
This is what you can do when you have the sensitivity dialed in. Control for me is much more important than power.
its so much more fun when the sword is going where you actually want it to.
do you ever really "swing" your mouse then? i do for strong attacks but i feel like i might be doing it wrong since im going for skillful looking takedowns
I will swing my mouse when I need power, but you are always sacrificing accuracy when you do. So I only do so when I'm feeling confident about the swing.
Like I fully wiffed that overhead in the first video
cause doing a big swing like, especially overheads, are hard to hit accurately
but doing it a bit slower like in the second video, can still net you a lot of power.
I tend to have the best success with overheads when I spend a decent amount of time lining up the wind up, and then kind of curing my mouse downward in the direction I want it to go straight. A little unintuitive, but works pretty well.
so Even though I want to make my strike hit straight down onto the right shoulder, I'm still kind of doing a semicircular motion with my mouse
could probably never do it again but i managed to get it on recording 😄
momentum chaining
Looked like he swapped hands?
timing the X key to continue the past momentum
Its very cool
yeah thats what I thought. You can do some cool stuff when you swap hands
Dont know how u guys so such cool shit and are so good lmao
I just try my best tho and manage to get some good clips sometimes
Everyone has different playstyles, you might just need to find yours.
Love using swords on tier 3
Tier 3 is my favorite too
This what I meant to do in that first armored video I sent lol just whiffed and still got a nice clip.
Overheads are probably the thing I struggle with the most.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ4DJUHdTKM&t
this will make your head explode
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No music. Just Violence.
I needed space on my hard drive so I picked the very best clips and made this little montage.
LOL people are matrixing in halfsword now?
Just me from what I've seen
the potential for this game is something BILLIONS must see
thats so funny. Brings me back to the mordhau days
I love that grappling bug. I hope they never fix it.
lol the random cut to you flying through the sky has me dying
I hope they fix it but make grappling more interesting
I'd accept that solution
I cannot take everything seriously, only the killing 
The goofy bugs in the game is what big streamers and YouTubers want, so it may not be priority tbh
It is treated as a goofy rag doll medieval game atm
I think its fine just because of how specific of a way you need to grab the opponent to get it to work. You almost never see it unless you are trying to make it happen.
God I would love some multiplayer in this game. I'd have so much fun fighting my friends. Though I know physics based games are notoriously difficult to implement it.
my brotha we are at the very big bang of HS, why not team up and dominate in skirmishes
Another bug I find hilarious. My jedi powers.
It’d be a ton of lag and a bunch of issues, it’s gonna take awhile but I would love it
I wanna sweat on this game
lets add loot boxes while we add it too
man fuck it Ion even need a team 
gore paid subscription when
2 shmeckles for every weapon hand switch
imagine doing that to someone in 1v1 multiplayer
i'd win
hand switching is only to make it look cooler (imo)
this is m00 hard locked on one side
I mean.. I only play this game in the first place to do cool looking stuff :P
winning has no bearing on my enjoyment if whatever happened looked awesome lol
Thats why I want to remove that death screen so badly
I pray that they introduce multiplayer
Honestly I always holster that shield combo
so I got back protection
YOU, ME, RILITUS AND OVRDTH IN A COMP TEAM
Gas station sushi?
Honestly
bars
Sam would be better than I though, but I do some wild shit so
(very aggressive gamer, I would play low armor)
I have been getting decent with the hoe of all things
its great CC
I am very defensive so you go ahead mate
Tbh you and ovrdth on defense
Militus and I on offense
We'd skirmish and bring em towards you
Maybe get a cheeky pick
I know I'm good at outfighting
I am very close to untouchable in a 1v1
It makes your stamina run out faster and then you can't swing as hard or sprint as fast or stand up until you catch your breath
I'm gonna touch you
stamina affects weapon handling?
or just hte armor
casually just... smacks you in the ass
It seems that way to me but I'm not totally sure
goodness gracious
hey
its a go get em tiger tactic
Z.Andruw cam
Yep! Armour will make you run out of stamina a bit faster when you swing, so avoid them spam swings! Calculate things and make slower, precise movements!
i wish that armor and weapon pools were separate
Thats my playstyle. I try to only swing when I have a goal in mind for each swing.
I like a slower paced, action/reaction based sword fight.
Fistplay 😭
this is good, intention is very good
yes
Imagine 
Whaaa
even if they were rocket league eggs I'd still fuck with it hard
Having a crowd would be really cool
scared willie
i didnt wanna kill this guy but i had no choice
times like these where im glad theres no gore
I just want to have the spiky boi while wearing the heaviest armor I would be unstoppable
tru
Spiky boi is so good
spiky boy is fun to fight
Yeah that too. Except when it's in the very first fight after I finally got a two handed mace haha
depends if I win or not 
Then I'm just panicking like "please no just let me whack a few guys with this thing don't murder me spiky boi!!"
No matter what
its always a struggle to climb the hill
even if I parry it, still gotta ride the lightning and not get stuck
based
It's so satisfying to have two in a brave stand and win with little injuries too
maybe a slightly red arm or leg
Parrying the spike stick with a longsword is my biggest achilles heel. Since that is what i'm using 90% of the time. As soon as I see that stick come out I'm sweating.
So usually I try to parry with my weak edge
and stop momentum rather than full commit
I think thay as the physics system and hitboxes get more refined spiky boi will probably get weaker so we must enjoy it while we can
I think Franky said in a stream the other day that he intended on nerfing it a bit.
interestgin vote results
Yellow lovers never gets enough representation
Are the spiky bois goedendags? Obviously terminology can be pretty broad but I usually think of essentially a club/mace with a spear head on the end for stabbin', where the spiky boi seems to be a spear first, with spikes added.
How does one nerf a stick covered in spikes
Me and my homies adorn blue 
french goedengags
Less spikes? I mean it’s objectively a real damaging weapon
white
based
I dunno, but he's going to try to I guess XD
the blood of my enemies will never be hidden.
Honestly don't
it's fine how it is.
You can counter it.
You can fight it.
Its just difficult.
I mean I'm not asking for it, Just reporting what I saw him say in the stream
You know im about to pull that clip up.
Which?
The biggest thing is it probably shouldn't be as effective against heavy armor
I must wait until update to make tutorial...
if your hands were a milimeter higher you'd be fucked LMFAO
I FEAR NOTHINGGG
Well it's also made of wood with the spikes driven in which would likely result in breakage if you hit armor with it hard enough
There is an argument on the proper name unfortunately they did not subcategorize things in those times like we do now. Some think it is Plançon à Picot. Doing research on it does not make it any clearer and noone ever sites any sources.
So "spiky boi" is just as valid as anything else
Spikey boi is the historical nomenclature
Ah my bad I left the "e" out
Just found it online, it's called "Spikious Youchi'e Poke'Pok"
I believe it
Pretty sure it's called an "ouch stick"
Also a valid name
love me hurt stick
Fighting is not the answer
Lmfao real
Spoken like someone who’s lost every violent encounter in their life
Violence is always the answer KILL everything on site
Literally. Kill your enemies. If it causes more enemies to come to avenge the one you killed, well just kill them also. Violence is ALWAYS the answer
Chat is this cool?
hell yeah
no
LMAO
you will never find peace easter
type shit
I've been trying to do better research on Monsieur Plançon today, but my wifi has been giving me mega-stupid troubles
"officer i swear, he just fell into my sword!"
I found peace a long time ago. In making sure there’s no peace for you flesh sacks
Bro rn:
we should just build a time machine then ask the black smiths or squires what the name of the weapon is.
Me too
Coward put it back up
in the process of it, I found a wicked lengthy document on polearms, their forgery process, what metals they were used with, how they were used, and even what wood they were made from. It's a super in depth paper. Want me to link it to you? @little verge
Tell the world


real
me rn
I saw that @jolly gorge
We should build a Time Machine to go into the future to ask half sword devs the blood release date
😊 saw what?
and then theyd look at me confused because i dont speak german, czech, hungarian, or italian
I didn't say anything?
Okay freak
What the fuck
Freaky freak

Freakter island

The moais has tounges

send out one of our half sword devs then.
Dry ass lips
they could pass off as a knight
Yeah but they’re wet for YOU

wanna change that
Please do.
If you don’t stop responding in tiny sticker gif form I’m going to stone you


Mods kill him
bet! I also sent it to Frank, cause I think him and Ivan would love it.
Sending rn!
What does..that do?!


blueberry is leaking military documents
(15th century military but my point stands)
Leaking the castle raid plans
Muglow more like mugly
WAR THUNDER RENAISSANCE EDITION 🗣️🙏
we all fly and have dogfights using the buttgrab glitch
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I expected better mod
🤔
😔
this is the right channel 😭😭😭🙏🙏
Don't recall that
@worn heron he's posting wrong channel stuff mute him
the council
😇
Excuses, lol. I have spent roughly 6 hrs on the topic over the last few months and I can not find anything definitive. It truly appears to be regional dialect.
Meaning if you were Flemish whether it had a singular spike or many it would have been called a Goedendag (Dutch) If you were Frankish both variations would have been called a Plançon à Picot.
The most commonly cited source is a single page from a book authored in 1968.
Paul Martin : Armour and Weapons, Herbert Jenkins, London, 1968, p.245
the mod abuse for the joke was right there
Yea he scared
Tsk tsk
Stand on your shit
Stand on your business
These mods these days to scared to use power
it's not an excuse I kept trying to open more documents today and they wouldn't load 😭😭😭
Gonna go eat cake bue
gn chat
Just teasing.
get colonisered
isn't that where Steve from Minecraft goes to get Blaze Rods 
He would like a word with you
I had to fuckin scour my phone to find this.
I know but still 😭 wifi struggling today fr 💀🙌🙌
No clue I am not educated on that game
just teasing my ass, i 100% know you fully meant that and now you'll go find my house through my portfolio and smitten me in the next two mins.
Casually watching drama in #1262488181035630634 
shit's hilarious
god damnit not again
Why are you teasing your ass...
kek
Which thread this time?
shut it down

teutonic as always
Is there going to be a play test update soon or are we just going to get a full release?
add mexican cuisine to the game
I just dont know how this works im pretty new to the scene.
ALLLLSOOOO is there a way for the game to remember the settings you put in for the next time you open the play test?
delock it, i need to send one more message, its super necessary, trust me brah.
don't trust him
I wish I could but I'm in trouble rn 
update soon
very soon
is it a nda secret?
sooner than soon can be sooned
Far from release still, Update soon. No way to save all settigns currently.
Thanks for the info. 🙂
speaking of this where do you bug report in this server i just got one
kk
Its my bday tomorow. cans we gets gore
craving for an update worse than a crackhead without crack
i don't remember who mentioned liking tier 3 but holy shit its awesome
shortsword and parrying dagger is fun i wanna get good at that
i read somewhere there's one friday
literally 0 idea how true it could be tho
dont get my hopes up, i will cry
A reaper Skate? also i dont think it embeded
Y’all getting effective uppercuts with blunt?
Ai blood (fake)
First person is underrated
i like the lil blood puddles tho
😋
ai did good
skibidi soon
i gotta stop with that shite or I cant stop.....
no, please keep on going
Me when the update drops and my limbs start to fly off for no reason again
Like fr why is the scythe that fuckin sharp
Like so sharp that it makes bone look like butter
Bitch ass scythes
2 days, its too old
Absolutely Jumped
first change for 2 months
i will upload this to https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1279922212421505149 and pass it off as real
ye
Diabolical
maybe change gore_disabled from =1 to =0
🥺
omgg such a great idea!!
real!
@worn heron
yo can we get a leak if the next update will b for the demo or playtest
From what I’ve heard, they’re going back to the demo and updating it rather than stick with the playtest
lets goooo
Though I could be wrong. But generally, I’m always right
Don’t worry I’m a fucking big brain rock genius
Agreeeed
Nothin but a big ol hater
That’s rockist, someone ban this man

just cherish that I have <17 half sword memes. Ive sent some to your DM I belive...
?
the fuck does that mean?
I have more than 17 half sword memes in my meme folder
He has PG halfsword memes
17+ 17+ half sword memes
Well you used the less than symbol
blod?!
The alligator eats the bigger number
So 17+ would be bigger than the amount of memes you have
I didnt mean it like that, forget the plus sign, I put it there on accident. I am trying to convey that I have a shit ton of HS memes in my folder. sorry for the confusion.
gor
how much is a shit ton?
no youre right sorry. I was typing fast
I can send you all of my half sword memes, would you like me to dm all of them to you?
Just made a new one
so now thats 18 or more
yes, in exchange i'll send you some of mine.
will ask for gore
sent
im going to get back to you in one second
I made this for you :]
@boreal path this dude just got... schlonked. Best term. 
oh and my second double goedengag clear
it would seem i could barely play any other game than Half/Sword Now :/
"you seeing this shit?"
bro fr?
this game is so fucking angering
Why?
a willie is literally tapping my shoulder and im blacking ot
like what
You can change the difficult if it's that hard
Not being rude or anything
Where is it hitting you?
on my shoulder..
no u cant really
Well kinda
change damage sliders so you take none
Yeah that's wat I was gonna say
yeah even with that i still black out with just a tap on the shoulder
You guys like gore games but y’all shivering when your getting skinned alive
huh
sounds like you put the slider on the wrong side
Type
show a clip of you insta dying
i yearn for the mordschlag
i dont even have obs installed anymore 😭
yeh idk what to tell you soudns like a bug
BASS 🎛️ 🎚️
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If a gore teaser is posted today theyre technically not wrong by saying stay tuned this friday
tis but a scratch
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