halfsword-chat-⚔

[soft osprey]

Wooow. I’m sorry you can’t appreciate the beauty of the ENTIRE Willie.

[rotund hare]

Full game releases tomorrow 🎈🎉🎉

[opal sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1292720797047328768/togif.gif

[trail pivot]

the fuck

[remote crypt]

Right

I finally cleared a full right lane nuzlocke

no deaths at all

took me too long

[languid nest]

A what

[remote crypt]

gimme a minute

clips almost cooked

Basically

go from t1 to t8

without dying

or losing

And I took the right track (IE: Multiple enemies)

[cosmic pier]

how you can play?

[wispy bobcat]

have you done any left track nuzlockes?

[remote crypt]

nope

not yet

[trail pivot]

are you asking about how to get the playtest

[wispy bobcat]

i got a 2:49 left track nuzlocke

[cosmic pier]

yes

[trail pivot]

go to the steam store page for half sword and youll see a big button to request access to playtest

then you wait 12-24 hours

[remote crypt]

Nice. I just go for style

And while playing another game

usually helldivers

As long as I don't die and everything is consecutive I take it.

9:16 cuz the vid's longer than 5 minutes 😢

[pulsar ivy]

it feels like passive parrying is just completley uslesss, willie will move a bunch when the enemy is moving their weapon, but then he continues to just do nothing when they are actually striking

am i supposed to pull my sword towards the enemys weapon? because when i do it feels weird and usually doesnt even work

[glacial pagoda]

I can’t play the playtest.

I just spent two hours

Trying to fix it with this guy and nth worked.

I’m so angry rn

idk what to do

If anyone else that is really good with computers can you check feedback for mine and jsut look at what I was discussing and my issues

Please

[pulsar ivy]

it specifically feels like anything below the chest willie wont do anything, and anything above the chest he has a 50% chance of parrying

[remote crypt]

You gotta use footwork to help

and have your sword NEARBY

Think of passive parry as dodge help

[pulsar ivy]

so passive parry is just telling me when to move out of the way?

[remote crypt]

No so it helps actually parry

but it also helps dodging too

think of it as aim assist for blocking

[wintry pendant]

have you tried turning your computer on and off again to fix your issues?

[glacial pagoda]

Multiple multiple times

restarted it and shut it down

it says I’m missing things but two guys tried to help me get those but it won’t let me.. can like anyone check it out in feedback

[fast bramble]

It takes a good bit of practice but where the parry works best if you nudge your weapon in the direction of an incoming swing

[glacial pagoda]

I really wanna play the playtest bc idk when the game actually comes out and I wanna try the playtest not the demo anymore

[fast bramble]

You have to be holding the attack button, too, if you let go it stops parrying

[pulsar ivy]

i never let go

[fast bramble]

Just gotta work on your reflexes and timing, but it's obviously not a perfect system

It was a lot more aggressive (in a really bad way imo) when the playtest first released, then they toned it down a bit

[pulsar ivy]

so basically just trying to get the sword in the right area to then have me parry

[fast bramble]

Yeah

Different stances help, too, those can be changed by moving your sword around in different directions

[pulsar ivy]

also is it a bug that passive parrying doesnt work when my sword is lower than chest height?

[remote crypt]

yeah

ngl

I'm tryna get hoe clips on t7

[pulsar ivy]

oh wait nevermind

[pulsar ivy]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j3noerMeTS3r_Ju44?invite=cr-MSxCdnEsMjkwOTEwNjAwLA

[fast bramble]

Yeah that happens sometimes

[pulsar ivy]

i have the force

[fast bramble]

This also happens

[opal sundial]

Any error messages?

[glacial pagoda]

Yes

[opal sundial]

What’d they say?

[glacial pagoda]

A lot whenever I try to install smth

They said a lot like bunch of stuff that weren’t actual sentences yk just writing

And it said like couldn’t install 2008 C++ through 2015-2022 idk it was weird

[opal sundial]

They provide valuable info about what’s going wrong.

[remote crypt]

@fast bramble @calm ivy

Hoed em

[glacial pagoda]

I have no clue what any of it means I’m not good with laptops and stuff like that, that’s why I need all this help

[fast bramble]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1304963554323075192 They have a whole thread of info

[fast bramble]

Tenderized

[opal sundial]

A lot of things require C++ (a very common coding language) to run. Hence why a lot of things often return errors if you don’t have it

[remote crypt]

indubidably

[glacial pagoda]

But we were trying to reinstall those C++ coding language wtvr and it wouldn’t allow me to install some so I went and saw I had it but smth wasn’t working and the guy told me to uninstall and reinstall it but it wouldn’t let me uninstall 2010 C++ c64 and 86 I think it was

I used a troubleshooter and everything and nth worked

And it wouldn’t let me reinstall the 2015-2022 one either for C++ so no one else has any other ideas

[fast bramble]

Sometimes it's an error with Windows update that causes it but we ruled that out, too

[opal sundial]

If I’m being honest, if windows itself isn’t letting you install something vital for its smooth operation, I’d say reinstall the OS/wipe and start anew.

[glacial pagoda]

Wdym reinstall and wipe it and start a new OS?

[remote crypt]

When I get a brave stand clear

with just the hoe

my life will be complete

pause

with the knife

[opal sundial]

It’s either or. You can reinstall the Operating System (OS), or just wipe your computer, which will get rid of all the files you yourself have stored onto the computer, but should fix the problem with C++ not being properly installed

[glacial pagoda]

Will it only wipe the files

Like which filed

All of them?

[opal sundial]

Literally everything. It’ll be like you just bought the computer and are booting it up for the first time.

[tacit coyote]

bro those stupid monkey butt npc's keep knocking me to the ground and smacking my neck with a sword

[glacial pagoda]

Oh what the hell I can’t do that

I’ll lose quite literally everything I have on my computer

what if I got important stuff on here.

[opal sundial]

Unfortunately so. But you said your computer won’t let you reinstall C++ (which means many applications won’t function properly or at all).

[glacial pagoda]

shit

Any other option? What was the other one

Also why does it let me run the demo and multiple other games with ease

Why not the playtest.

[opal sundial]

The demo is built on a different engine version than the playtest

[glacial pagoda]

Will the playtest be running on the same engine version when the game actually comes out..?

[opal sundial]

The other one would be to reinstall the OS, which is basically the same thing, just it would be more thorough in making sure the C++ files get properly installed

[opal sundial]

The playtest will be long outdated when the game comes out

[glacial pagoda]

okay that’s good.

[glacial pagoda]

Shit so I got no other choice

Unless I wanna only play the demo

[opal sundial]

I don’t know everything. I’m not saying this is your only option. And I’m not at my computer to do proper research right now. There may be a way to work around the current issues, but from what you’ve told me so far, this is the best option I’ve come up with

And easiest most likely

[remote crypt]

and

I have daggered

a brave stand

[glacial pagoda]

dude I just don’t wanna have to reinstall steam and Roblox and other shit in my computer

I’ll lose discord

[remote crypt]

I usually install my shit on externals

for that reason

[glacial pagoda]

Man idk.

[opal sundial]

The problem is he’s having trouble with C++

actually

You could maybe move the files to an external drive

Since it wouldn’t be affecting the reinstall of C++

[glacial pagoda]

Why is such an easy coding language so difficult to install and uninstall

[glacial pagoda]

I don’t carry hard drives around

[opal sundial]

Installing and uninstalling C++ is the easiest part of C++ lol

[glacial pagoda]

But why is it doing this to my laptop like why cant I do shit

I have. A gaming laptop I should be able to do it with ease

And a troubleshooter couldn’t help

[remote crypt]

shit I see

[opal sundial]

What are your components. Just a longshot, but it may be influencing this

[glacial pagoda]

Wdym components

[opal sundial]

CPU, GPU, etc

[glacial pagoda]

That?

[opal sundial]

Yeah. But the names of the memory, CPU, GPU

should be in the upper right corner

And not GPU 0. Don’t need that. That’s just the iGPU

[glacial pagoda]

If it’s only gpu 1

That’s it

[opal sundial]

Yeah

[opal sundial]

What’s your CPU?

[remote crypt]

assuming intel

[jolly gorge]

these stabbing physics are so weird

[opal sundial]

I’d say it looks fine.

[jolly gorge]

i give a willie a good whack and my weapon somehow pierces through their armor even though i never made any thrusting motion

[glacial pagoda]

So those are fine.?

[wise halo]

Are you talking about feedback?

The error?

[opal sundial]

Yeah. I’m still gonna say consider wiping/reinstalling. either or. Or do more research

[glacial pagoda]

man.. is there any way my computer or laptop like what’s the reason you think it won’t let me uninstall and install these

[glacial pagoda]

Idk they’re just not good they’re not fine

[sharp kayak]

when they gonna add blood?

[opal sundial]

Probably a bad initial install. Or just neglect over the years, that can sometimes mess shit up.

[glacial pagoda]

Neglect?

I mean i don’t think this things been like not taken care of

I have had viruses but I think I got rid of them soo

[opal sundial]

Not keeping up with drivers, new software updates, stuff like that

[sharp kayak]

when will they add blood to playtest?

[opal sundial]

it’s TBA

[sharp kayak]

okay

[wise halo]

Your specs aren't the problem, have you updated everything?

[glacial pagoda]

Yes everything is updated

[opal sundial]

The problem is it won’t let him reinstall C++, which is giving an error when he tries to start the playtest

[amber whale]

hey @glacial pagoda i think i might be able to help

[opal sundial]

Twas a longshot about the hardware

[wise halo]

Have you googled the specific error?

[glacial pagoda]

How so

[amber whale]

i remember i got an error messsage and typing "-dx11" in launch options fixed it for me

[glacial pagoda]

No I’ve only relied on moderators on here to help

[glacial pagoda]

I tried that

[remote crypt]

@sharp kayak #faq

[amber whale]

oh damn

you've tried everything

[glacial pagoda]

Everything I can think of and others can think of

Besides wiping my whole laptop which is my last option.

[wise halo]

Have you tried accessing the instalation folder mentioned in the message?

[glacial pagoda]

Um installation folder?

I think so I just don’t remember that

[wise halo]

Yes, the message directs you to an installation folder where you can find it

[glacial pagoda]

Ohhh

Yeah I tried that

[jovial wren]

tier 2 knife is the only good game mode and you cannot change my mind

[opal sundial]

tier

[wise halo]

is this problem only occuring with half sword?

[glacial pagoda]

Yeah only half sword

The playtest

[fast bramble]

I'll do you one better, lowest tier, carnage, 4 Willies, 4 knives

[wise halo]

hmm would first try to find the problem on internet before reïnstall your OS for 1 game.

[jovial wren]

yeah but when its nothing but knives, you get ur arm stabbed and then you kinda just can't play

[glacial pagoda]

Okay I’ll try I guess

[fast bramble]

Gotta stab 'em first

[jovial wren]

fair

pitchfork though 💯

bro pitchfork is so much better than the later tier spears

[fierce sail]

does anyone else find it frustrating that you can even tell what polearm you have in the menu most of the time. You basically have to just keep going until you make the guy stumble and hope that you have the one you want

[jovial wren]

holy shit finally someone said it

[wise halo]

Yeah, I think ovrdth made a mod for it

[fierce sail]

Why is this even a problem tho. either zoom the camra out a bit, or just let us choose a weapon manually.

[wise halo]

https://youtu.be/cM3Qr5eTtQY?si=NfsJ-S49xwhFnN8a&t=384

check

[fast bramble]

Because the playtest was put together quickly out of what they had to show at the Tokyo Game Show

We were lucky we even got it, really

But it does have its fair bit of issues that I hope are ironed out with time, like that one

[fierce sail]

oh bet, thnx

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/mokey-puppet-monkey-sidekick-monkey-you-know-gif-14891458

[fierce sail]

I get that, im not dissing, im just voicing what I think would be nice.

[fast bramble]

Sorry I realise that came off a lot more aggressive than I intended now that I look back at it, you're all good lol

[remote crypt]

This is what happens to you when you get aggressive.

[fast bramble]

His poor foot

[remote crypt]

bro ikr

I was like

"SCORE!"

I did it

I fucking did it

hoe brave stand clear

@calm ivy

[rotund kayak]

pro block tip

it doesnt always work but its useful

[remote crypt]

check out ovrdth

good discord tutorial tho

[remote crypt]

pop that in #1263248218297339915

[rotund kayak]

ik ovrdth

[remote crypt]

[rotund kayak]

okeh

[trail pivot]

after a few days of not playing half sword, i think i didnt lose too much skill

[remote crypt]

nice nice

[remote crypt]

Have you seen

world's first

hoe brave stand clear

[trail pivot]

TOOK THAT SECOND GUY FOR A WHOLE DOG WALK

UNTIL IT CAME OUT OF HIS HEAD

[remote crypt]

honestly

[trail pivot]

unarmed brave stand one day

or maybe dagger

[remote crypt]

Oh!

I did a dagger one!

@trail pivot

[vale knoll]

how do you get like high tier weapons on low tier modes ive seen ppl do it

[remote crypt]

I also have a two goedengag clear

[remote crypt]

ovrdth's mod

pop on nexusmods for it

[vale knoll]

ok thx

[remote crypt]

npnp

[trail pivot]

that 3rd guy was stubborn

[remote crypt]

oh 100%

and that right there in 9:16 is a double goedy clear

The third guy in that dagger clip was a PITA

oh here's this for you @trail pivot

Right track only nuzlocke

[trail pivot]

that 4th tier first kill was so brutal

[remote crypt]

Dude I swear

this shit had me

on the edge of my seat

it was first generated loadout every time

[calm ivy]

Dudee, nice!

[calm ivy]

The Constant Gardener, fr lol

[remote crypt]

❤️❤️

Hoe go brr

[calm ivy]

Took a while, but just made this lol:

[smoky quail]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-half-sword-playtest-no-gore-no-blood-where-gore-gif-8174527543298300447

[remote crypt]

Ooooo

[dreamy rampart]

Chat

My alt f10 for Nvidia isn't working

I just suplexed a guy and it didn't save

I push them and nothing happens

My instant replay is on

[polar scaffold]

when is gore update

https://tenor.com/view/blood-kid-gif-20290959

[rare tulip]

i broke my game

[astral pollen]

Ah yes, I remember mistakenly sheathing that sword in demo.

[rare tulip]

i did 2 of those swords

[astral pollen]

[edgy granite]

i tickled him to death

[near lichen]

@timid shadow

[timid shadow]

my guy what

[near lichen]

Do you like the video

[timid shadow]

didnt watch it

[fringe cape]

https://tenor.com/view/john-travolta-blood-flooding-what-confused-gif-14483859

[celest sedge]

how did you get full armor before seeing the sytch guy?

[edgy granite]

trainer mod

[celest sedge]

ahh from nexus or smthin?

[edgy granite]

exactly

i think you just search up halfsword and youll see it

[tropic obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/red-blood-cells-national-geographic-arteries-blood-flow-world-heart-day-gif-18613531

[edgy granite]

just let me die

[fringe cape]

https://tenor.com/view/gore-blood-cell-blood-gif-22873731

[edgy granite]

ow

[crimson prawn]

we need blood

[trail nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-moving-billy-the-puppet-saw-iv-watching-observing-gif-21917543

[neon mantle]

Gore?

[robust hedge]

https://youtu.be/_UN2FllGuho

[timid estuary]

GORE GORE BLOOD BLOOD BLOOOOOD GORE GOREEE

[neon mantle]

Al gore

[snow gulch]

only time i got an accurate throat slice with the short sword 😭 https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j3ucaPpb7ZyRw0l4H?invite=cr-MSw2ZXgsMjAxMTg5NTU3LA

[lethal mauve]

Gore need

[wary orchid]

that "Yo what the fugg" got me rolling and I dont know why + Im austrian so I think you broke the "not funny didnt laugh" curse. Thank you.

[proven pivot]

I NEEEDD BLOOODDD

[light pike]

play the demo frfr

[proven pivot]

Fuck the demo

stick man punchs

its not even punchs is tickles

[light pike]

play the itch io version frfr

[true zealot]

this motherfucker stole my gauntlets.

[tidal beacon]

will gore even be released this year?

[trail pivot]

yes

because the roadmap is supposed to be released at december

and the update is SUPPOSED to come out before the roadmap

[lethal mauve]

No

Suppose, but devs is pohui(they dont care*)

[timid estuary]

da im pohui voobshe

[teal blade]

devs are debils

[idle crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJkaiaDADwE Chat militus uploaded

[tender topaz]

just woke up..
anyone know this?

[dawn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/blasphemy-gif-13861139

demo is beautiful

[soft osprey]

Yooo this last one goes hard af

[tidal beacon]

govorili, chto posle kakogo-to tokyo show sdelayut release

[dawn sparrow]

English please

[tender topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-hamster-sadhamster-hammy-hampter-popcat-gif-6561088576429774594

[austere dawn]

a esti iformacia kogda obnova

[tender topaz]

what u doing over there?

(i stabbed him in the neck and he flew into the wall. i love this game's physics)

[austere dawn]

мммммммммммм

Do you have information when the update is?

[royal arch]

The only concrete information we have is "before christmas". So anywhere between today to the 23rd of December I guess

[austere dawn]

ok

[tidal beacon]

they say its in the internal testing phase. my guess is that the update will come out either next year or before the new year

[brazen cloak]

“soon”

[austere dawn]

да да это жёстко

[tidal beacon]

the tokyo show is long gone, body. and they promised to release it right after it

so i dont think its even gonna happen this year

[brazen cloak]

hmm

[dawn sparrow]

Devs never promised anything.
#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

People spread rumours and misinformation here a lot

They are working to make this update polished to exclude lots of crashes and such, it's gonna be free for everybody. Simply have patience, that's all

[tidal beacon]

at least they said the update would be after this show, if that's not the case, why stutter about it?

[dawn sparrow]

and it is going to be after the show. Nobody said how long after

[soft osprey]

Y’all are so annoying with this shit. Stop being so demanding.

Impatient ass people

[dawn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/samuel-l-jackson-every-day-every-damn-day-all-the-time-funny-gif-11058915594089897545

[tidal beacon]

well that doesnt change the point, it could be done any year, they approved it after the show. the show was almost a quarter ago

[soft osprey]

Sorry, is it after the show right now?

Did they say a specific time? No? Then it’s still in the timeframe of after the show isn’t it

[dawn sparrow]

I don't see the point in continuing to argue about it.

[brazen cloak]

fr

like its not here so just wait

[tidal beacon]

“after the show” includes absolutely any time, so I don't see the point in stuttering about it

[soft osprey]

Sorry you’re right. Just gets annoying

[dawn sparrow]

let the screamers scream

just don't feed them

[tough yew]

sword

[tender topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[tidal beacon]

youre just fucking talking shit, don't you agree?

[dawn sparrow]

I do not

[tough yew]

gore withdrawal

[dawn sparrow]

yup

[soft osprey]

lol ok sure buddy whatever you’re saying is correct. Do you feel better now

I hope this helped you

[tidal beacon]

isnt it nonsense to say there will be an update after the show, but in reality it will be unknown when?

[soft osprey]

Sure thing

[tough yew]

no?

[restive garnet]

ignore the guy please

[dawn sparrow]

calm down, this is my last polite request. It's a video game mate, why so serious

[brazen cloak]

where

[tough yew]

3/10 rage bait

[dawn sparrow]

3,5/10 because I replied

[tough yew]

almost got me on the first half of the sword

[brazen cloak]

lol

[restive garnet]

him yapping, wont change anything

just ignore

[dawn sparrow]

obviously

[tough yew]

me when i demand to know exactly when the update comes out otherwise any other statement of it simply coming is false

[marsh wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073345209317986387/1276354353367748640/attachment.gif

[brazen cloak]

probably

[restive garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1304062501511495680/baseball_fun.gif

[brazen cloak]

why is willie wearing a crimson jumpsuit

[dawn sparrow]

I need to do more funny gifs fr

[restive garnet]

please do

[tough yew]

bought a new gpu, classic ol 4070, should do well for 1080p gaming

[brazen cloak]

nicees

what happened to will he

[nimble oasis]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KcjRASFfIWo?si=Ln7fUIe-ch5X2xBS - what is that version?

[tough yew]

Itch io, very outdated

[midnight mortar]

Nooo

[brazen cloak]

heh

[nimble oasis]

Haha

[brazen cloak]

smh

[midnight mortar]

bro what do you sell?

Breads?

Coconuts?

[brazen cloak]

type 10 mbt

[midnight mortar]

Cute 🙂

Nooo

[nimble oasis]

Got ya

[midnight mortar]

OH

YOU SELL BATTLE TANKS

[brazen cloak]

yeah man i sell that willie trollface

[midnight mortar]

WOW

[midnight mortar]

WITH THAT PHOTO?

SO I SELL WHAT?

WITH CR7 PHOTO I SELL HYDROGEN BOMB

[brazen cloak]

uh

nice?

[midnight mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/matheus-asmr-gif-15061097402575689624

AOOOOOH AOH AOHMONOMNOMNOM

[nimble oasis]

https://youtube.com/shorts/F2hPkYXoMAQ?si=R-O0YlIZfknLw5_Q lol

[marsh wind]

the secret bloodlust key

[drifting lance]

ive seen clips of the game with blood in 0.3 version (i believe) they were in a dark stage but im super confused on how to get there. Is this version im seeing the itch.io version of the game or the steam beta version?

[restive garnet]

play the demo version

on steam

[drifting lance]

thats the itch one right

oh

[restive garnet]

no

[drifting lance]

i have the steam version but there is 0 blood

[restive garnet]

demo

[drifting lance]

ohhhhh

[restive garnet]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[drifting lance]

i never seen that

thank you

[restive garnet]

no worries

[jolly gorge]

yeah its just 2 diffirent games

[restive garnet]

no

its the same game, different version

[frank scarab]

basically: playtest = demo = current itch.io = older itch.io

all of them are same same, but different

except dungeon, thats just a completely different game.

[narrow storm]

Can someone explain how to diagonal strikes? every time I try it goes to one of the side guards instead of a strike

[restive garnet]

on the playtest?

[narrow storm]

Yea

[restive garnet]

uh

try lowering mouse sensitivity or play with a controller. i believe that there are tutorials out there. or perhaps someone can guide you

[tough yew]

normal sensitivity should be changed 100%

[narrow storm]

Im on the low side of the slider and I even changed my DPI to 600, swings still feel widly inconsistent and nearly impossible to do a diagonal slash

[tough yew]

make the slider almost zero

[restive garnet]

rlly that low?

[tough yew]

yes

[restive garnet]

dayum

i should try that

[tough yew]

itll help you a lot

[restive garnet]

bet bet

lemme try this rn

[tough yew]

wouldnt hurt to make it a tiny bit lower as well

[restive garnet]

alrr

and the mouse dpi? high or low

[tough yew]

mines 600

[restive garnet]

alrr

[vivid wind]

how to play like this

[tough yew]

now go crazy and gib willie with all da blood n shit

[restive garnet]

[tough yew]

if you want to be on an arena, you'll need to request the play test

and wait

[narrow storm]

Is there gore?

[vivid wind]

ohh, thank you

[tough yew]

not for us hehe

[jolly gorge]

is supposed to come out the 26-29 this month

[crisp ivy]

what, how, what the.

where did you find this information?

[jolly gorge]

thats said from the devs themself

[restive garnet]

dayum plays so much better, and the control is controlled too.

[tough yew]

told ya

[harsh compass]

same am on 600 and have the slider at the right side of M in the menu and its sooooo inconsistent

[restive garnet]

i had to put dpi at 800 other wise i am using my own mouse mat

but yea!

[jolly gorge]

i asked some guy who said hes talked with the devs but im not comfirming anything

[wise halo]

6400 DPI works for me

[crisp ivy]

thought so

I got a good feeling that its gotta be before december

[wise halo]

No

[jolly gorge]

look at what i just said dummy

[wise halo]

No

[jolly gorge]

i asked some guy who said hes talked with the devs but im not comfirming anything

[wise halo]

Never

No date

Nothing

Smite these fools!

[jolly gorge]

idk thats just the answer i got but i dont trust it

[crisp ivy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170073546714787962/1303498743173349468/reaction.gif

[wise halo]

There is no date only - SOON tm

https://tenor.com/view/winterz-soon-gif-19096204

https://tenor.com/view/reese's-skeleton-dance-halloween-favorite-song-gif-6168010526861934348

[crisp ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/nickavocado-isaacortega-discord-gif-19223716

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-brainrot-skibidi-toilet-meme-gif-10399923812462793879

[jolly gorge]

tf u mean nothing

[wise halo]

No date

[jolly gorge]

yeah but

[wise halo]

U see date?

[jolly gorge]

we got leaks so that means its close

[frank scarab]

no date, no month, only nda.

[frank scarab]

those pictures were years ago

[tough yew]

thingmabob

[jolly gorge]

years ago?

[tough yew]

these are so old

[wise halo]

Yup very old

[jolly gorge]

rlly

then why are u lyin bro

[restive garnet]

he needs more galaxy gas

[frank scarab]

brainrot

[wise halo]

Who is lying boy

[frank scarab]

literally

[jolly gorge]

read the message in the pic

[wise halo]

Galaxy when spreading miss information

[restive garnet]

[jolly gorge]

tf is galaxy gas

[wise halo]

Funny you ask

[indigo lantern]

it's when I sprinkle glitter between my cheeks and fart on you

I mean what.

[jolly gorge]

WHAT???

[indigo lantern]

idk I got hacked or something

[jolly gorge]

IS THIS TRUE!?!??

[frank scarab]

new gore, new blood, not in the game, new which i meant the work in progress gore thats not yet in the game, but it wasn't very clear that i meant that and should've said more for context

[jolly gorge]

this also proves my point

[tough yew]

more stuff

[tough yew]

he's been off and on playing the dev version for a while now

[jolly gorge]

really?

[tough yew]

to be fair it could come out at any moment, franks the one to decide

[jolly gorge]

true

[frank scarab]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1298419225496653977/oh_oke_mf_stop_stop_STOMP.mp4?ex=67197ea2&is=67182d22&hm=337172d5008f61eccdacdc729da2f694728d0f6e4f7bdba1912fcddb6b3afffa&

wrong reply

[frank scarab]

[tough yew]

the kickening

[twilit granite]

Legal drugs basically

[thorn sparrow]

yo i didnt play the game in like 3-4 months

has there been any new game updates to the demo

[jolly gorge]

no not to the demo i think

[worn heron]

Go to #1279922212421505149

[thorn sparrow]

i do follow the #work-in-progress im excited but nothing we can test atm?

[worn heron]

the blood and gore update Is undergoing internal dev testing atm, we are one step closer to public release

[thorn sparrow]

yay good!

[worn heron]

Bad news?

I dropped a Ritz cracker and I can't find it.

[tough yew]

stuff

[worn heron]

the forbidden arena corner

[tough yew]

the forbidden combos stolen off the npcs

[true zealot]

didnt someone get to the top balcony a while ago

[worn heron]

forget that, there's a secret door behind that wall.

[true zealot]

how

[worn heron]

makin me scroll like a mf for that one

the power of flight

[supple cedar]

half sword is currently on 62 in wishlists

[true zealot]

so close...

nah i was talking about @tough yew 's one

he still has to tell me how he does it..

how do you fly..

[worn heron]

the power of flight

[frank scarab]

just get real

[tough yew]

secret [simply grab the weapon while pressing both e and q and pray to go there]

[true zealot]

i do that and it just fucks me up

[tough yew]

that works

also that method only works with the mace

[true zealot]

secret room spotted

[frank scarab]

he saw someone who could suck like a vacuum

at sword fighting

[worn heron]

[true zealot]

i might be stupid

[supple cedar]

when toturial

[tough yew]

accursed '

[supple cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[frank scarab]

could not even fit the entire acii image

[junior epoch]

I should make a count in a notebook for how much people complain about gore not being out each day

[true zealot]

whe n gore

[junior epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/i-was-acting-gif-23414661

[lethal mauve]

Never

[tacit thicket]

revolutionary pattented Willieflight tech ®️

[worn heron]

oh my god

[fringe cape]

https://tenor.com/view/john-travolta-blood-flooding-what-confused-gif-14483859

[rapid bronze]

LOL

[supple cedar]

its a gaslight guys dont believe it!!

[fringe cape]

or just look at galaxyhighmarshal's account....

[rapid bronze]

nuh uh

u liar!

lol

[fringe cape]

if i dont sees it it aint reals

[tender quest]

:OOOO

i got it too

[rapid bronze]

xd

[supple cedar]

i did, what i meant is that galaxy is gaslighting

what no gore does to a mf

[rapid bronze]

galaxyhighmarshal made me a personal bloodmod for GTA5

[supple cedar]

true

[fringe cape]

hes got a blood mod for everything man

even gta6

[rapid bronze]

did- did you just respond to urself?

[supple cedar]

huh

[rapid bronze]

tru but i think its pretty cool he made me one

cool guy

[junior epoch]

so why do some knights have more armor than others even tho they're from the same class

[rapid bronze]

because knights dont just wear the exact same thing

[dense mantle]

hoplding this guy on the ground while my teamates assualt him lmao

this games fucking amazing

[unique lily]

wonder when there gonna add more

[junior epoch]

no but it should be equal per class

the one on the left clearly has less armor

therefor the one on right

[dense mantle]

maybe he was poorer

[junior epoch]

yeah

i wouldnt spend 8 grand on a suit of armor too smh

[dense mantle]

but if i do spend 8 grand im gettin my fuckin shoe coveres

actually i wanna raw dog it

free the foot

[rapid bronze]

i think its pretty realistic, and also what weapons did they have cause less armor for a two handed axe might make that more equal

[junior epoch]

actually yeah that makes sense

I cant remember what weapon it was

but like you said

Ive seen polearms with that little shield

[rapid bronze]

i mean when it comes to it, i think its more just about realism

which i personally love

[junior epoch]

likewise

[junior epoch]

yeah

I forgot what those are called

its some weird name

[rapid bronze]

actually pretty epic fight in my opinion

[junior epoch]

this shows how realistic this game is

like

this move is actually in one of those

old guides

ill try to find the picture

oh wait

its actually my pfp

[tough yew]

classic ol freydal depiction

[junior epoch]

yes

i never would of figured that out

[tough yew]

its a pretty awesome depiction, would certainly love to see renaissance arms and armor like in that manuscript to be included in HS

[junior epoch]

yeah no fr

[rapid bronze]

well that was quick bloody hell

sorry for the start, recording bugged for some reason

[junior epoch]

i hate it when this happens

and the npcs just get a lucky hit

[rapid bronze]

OMFG MY HEADSET JUST RANDOMLY WENT TO 100, I THINK I MIGHT BE DEAF

JESUS THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME LOL

[tough yew]

npc got his arm acting up

[junior epoch]

time to buy new headset😂

[junior epoch]

dude you must have a nasa computer if you can run those graphics

[rapid bronze]

nah its cause my game lagged and i tried turning down the volume but i think i held down the wrong button

[tough yew]

my settings are epic+paired with a reshade that i made

[rapid bronze]

bro when my headset did that

im telling you i jumped like i got shelled by artillery

[tough yew]

thingmabob

attack

[dense mantle]

this game is beautiful, too bad when i play it on epic i gert like 40 frames due to my monitor being 4k

[tough yew]

i just snaped this guys neck just by grabbing him

or his arm actually i think

[pallid halo]

Does half sword have a trainer or something like that? I saw in photography thread willie without shirt, a full armor willie vs naked willie. Can i spawn enemies? Sorry if this is not allowed

[dawn sparrow]

it's willie!

and yes, search for trainer mod

[pallid halo]

sorry 🙂

[dawn sparrow]

you can spawn enemies, weapons, armor, have slowmo, many more

[tough yew]

gotta get the name right otherwise you wont survive here in the land of half swordia buddy

[pallid halo]

could you leave link on it? in dm ?

[tough yew]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/3 gotcha

[dawn sparrow]

https://github.com/massclown/HalfSwordTrainerMod/releases

[tough yew]

its pretty straight foward to use trhe installer, just gotta click a few buttons and so

[dawn sparrow]

ah, Fencer was faster

[tough yew]

oh yea you can download it via github if you dont want to make an account in nexus

[pallid halo]

i have acc on nexus, thank you

[tough yew]

np

[inner tinsel]

how many hours u guys have in the game

[tough yew]

play test

demo

militus has a shit ton of hours

[rapid bronze]

lol nice sound effect 😂

fits perfectly

[tough yew]

the critical

[rapid bronze]

the wat

i knocked someones hat off in the game for the first time for me

[tough yew]

https://youtu.be/vD95DAJxvFg

[rapid bronze]

ahhh

i never played tf2 much

didnt like it

[tough yew]

its still an iconic sfx

[rapid bronze]

i wouldnt know

lol

[rotund hare]

Im trying to learn how to throw my weapons at enemies its hard

[jolly gorge]

if only the demo combat wasnt ass

[rapid bronze]

lol fr

[worn heron]

I have so many haters and I don't even know who they are 😭🙏

[rapid bronze]

i already explained why i made mine

lol

[worn heron]

probably but I have a fucked up memory mb pluh 🗣️

[dense mantle]

maybe youre just not good at it

[rapid bronze]

least obvious ragebait

[jolly gorge]

im good at it the swinging is ass

dont project

[worn heron]

cognitive issues sometimes fw me

[rapid bronze]

aw womp womp

go play halfsword

lol jk jk

[worn heron]

nah he's right the demo combat is a huge step down from the playtest

[dense mantle]

nah uh maybe youre just ass at it, trust me

[worn heron]

this is without a doubt a womp womp moment

moral of the story, don't get a concussion 🗣️

[jolly gorge]

wrong gif

[worn heron]

[glacial pagoda]

[dense mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1259064792623091762/twearking.gif

[worn heron]

I think it went well lol

the WillShaker

[jolly gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1259064792623091762/twearking.gif

[dense mantle]

are they gonna add sex to HS

when sex update

[glacial pagoda]

I wish I could play the play test so bad

It looks so fun.

[jolly gorge]

request

dum dum

[glacial pagoda]

I did

It won’t let me play

[jolly gorge]

y just gotta wait

[dense mantle]

Wym? like you havent got in yet?

[glacial pagoda]

No you don’t understandto

[dense mantle]

it takes like a day maybe

[glacial pagoda]

It

Won’t

Launch

[jolly gorge]

ohh

[glacial pagoda]

Like

[dense mantle]

mayeb you just suck

[glacial pagoda]

It’s the C++ shit or smth

[jolly gorge]

blue stfu dayumm 😭

[dense mantle]

cant help it

[glacial pagoda]

But I literally had 2 mods try to help me with installing drivers and shit

[jolly gorge]

rage baiter 3000

[glacial pagoda]

Nothing is working idk how to fix it

[dense mantle]

makes me 2 types of baiters

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[glacial pagoda]

if anyone is good with laptops or wtvr coukd you look at my feedback thing

I’ve tried almost everything but now I’m being told my only hope of playing is wiping my laptop completely and restarting like as if I just bought it

[dense mantle]

Have you tried wiping your laptop?????

completely and restarting like as if you just bought it

[glacial pagoda]

that’s my last resort bro I really don’t wanna do that.

Can anyone like try to give me more solutions

[dense mantle]

whats so important, files? make back ups?

[glacial pagoda]

How

[jolly gorge]

i mean i did it before its really easy to set it up again

[dense mantle]

are your specs up to it

[glacial pagoda]

I’m not good with computers

[glacial pagoda]

Yes

My specs are completely fine I can run it and everything should be playable

[dense mantle]

and when you click play it crashes on start up

mac or windows or penguin

[glacial pagoda]

But I guess the game engine used C++ 2008-2022 and I can’t install those drivers for some reason

[glacial pagoda]

It doesn’t crash it just says I don’t have C++ installed and would I like to install it and so I click yes install and it says it can’t for some odd reason

[glacial pagoda]

Windows

11

[dense mantle]

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/cpp/windows/latest-supported-vc-redist?view=msvc-170#visual-studio-2015-2017-2019-and-2022

https://youtu.be/9bNaGO9BM70?t=115

follow the instructions on the timestamped video

[glacial pagoda]

Okay thank you I appreciate it

[dense mantle]

tell me if it works

[glacial pagoda]

Hopefully this fixes the issue

[jolly gorge]

bud is the coolest rage baiter

[glacial pagoda]

I’ll try it rn

[dense mantle]

i have to ragebait everyone at one point, i just like shitposting. i disagree just to disagree.

[jolly gorge]

real

[glacial pagoda]

So I ran into an issue with the first link

I installed the x86 but x64 has been giving me the same issue I always keep seeing

It’s always this bs

[dense mantle]

its a permission issue, do you have a restriction, try to run it as admin

Also try to install it into an empty folder

[glacial pagoda]

So first things first how do you run it as admin?

[lethal mauve]

Yo wtf

[glacial pagoda]

I’m not the best with this stuff I never really accessed or played around with my files and stuff

[lethal mauve]

Phase 3

[dense mantle]

right click the file and then run as administrator

it should be a little shield icon

[glacial pagoda]

Okay it didn’t work, so how do I put it in a seperate file

[dense mantle]

Go into your C: drive, make a new folder, title it anything, and then click on the program, then the "download directory" think and choose that new file

it should say like install here

[dense mantle]

i lowkey forgot playing in russian was igraet, so the phrase igraet iragu sounded funny to me

gaming game

[lethal mauve]

Phhahahhahah

[glacial pagoda]

Hmm

[lethal mauve]

Igraet like playing

[dense mantle]

oh geez whats happening now

[glacial pagoda]

No im just stupid, wdym click on “the” program and then download directory

[dense mantle]

so open the program

and when it asks you where you want to install it

choose that folder

[bleak kite]

what are you trying to do?

[dense mantle]

Fix his C++

so he can run playtest

[bleak kite]

are you running on a TATER?

[dense mantle]

nope

he said he was up to spec

[glacial pagoda]

So I clicked browse after install

[dense mantle]

Correct, then go to C: and select the empty folder

[bleak kite]

weird C++ is a background thing almost like if youve played any game in 2020 you should be set

[glacial pagoda]

And I typed in the name of the folder I made to add the program to and now it says file not found, I’m gonna tweak

[glacial pagoda]

Idk I ran every other game I’ve played perfectly fine and now this specific game engine that playtest runs on isn’t letting me play.

[bleak kite]

are you on windows? also have you done an integrity check + re-install

[dense mantle]

just find the file in the browse

[dense mantle]

he doesnt wanna do a re install

[glacial pagoda]

What’s an integrity check

[bleak kite]

honestly uninstall re-install will most likely solve your issue

[glacial pagoda]

Well if you mean re install as in delete everything off my computer and start back from zero

I don’t don’t wanna do that

[bleak kite]

delete the game? and re-install pretty easy

[glacial pagoda]

Some dude said I have to wipe it bc he’s never seen this problem before

Ohhh no I tried that

[glacial pagoda]

I’m trying. I literally found it but I’ll try again hold on

[bleak kite]

right click game, click installed files and click verify integrityy of beta files..

[glacial pagoda]

It says all 398 files successfully validated

I’ll show you guys the exact issue hold on

[restive garnet]

did you guys read his error message

[glacial pagoda]

This is what is specifically happening

The first issue was here

[restive garnet]

i ll give you the offical fix link, download and install it

[fast bramble]

Just curious are you running these installs in admin mode?

[bleak kite]

why did you click no on giving steam access?

[fast bramble]

Oh

Someone already asked

[bleak kite]

duhhhh

omg

[glacial pagoda]

Idk I do that with every game

[fast bramble]

Welp

That'll do it

[glacial pagoda]

Okay

[jolly gorge]

#1 slow mo enjoyer

[restive garnet]

https://download.visualstudio.microsoft.com/download/pr/571ad766-28d1-4028-9063-0fa32401e78f/5D3D8C6779750F92F3726C70E92F0F8BF92D3AE2ABD43BA28C6306466DE8A144/VC_redist.x64.exe

[fast bramble]

It can't install the redistributables if you click no

[glacial pagoda]

Clicking yes just brings up the issue again lol

[restive garnet]

download that link

copy it

in to your browser

it should automatically download

[glacial pagoda]

It shows as an application?

[restive garnet]

yeah

indeed

[fast bramble]

It's a .exe

[glacial pagoda]

It just brings up the 2015-2033

[vapid hull]

Galaxy brand ip grabber!

[tender quest]

If you're directly opening something and that prompt pops up you should always click yes, if it pops up when you havent launched anything then click no

[glacial pagoda]

*2022

[restive garnet]

you open it

[glacial pagoda]

Yeah it doesn’t work it just shows this

[fast bramble]

Unless you're directly opening Bonzi Buddy this is the way

[restive garnet]

show a clear screenshot

[tender quest]

bonzi buddy is an og

let him play

[fast bramble]

Let him sing

[tender quest]

get the desktop duck aswell for good measure

[fast bramble]

And Total PC Cleaner

[bleak kite]

Only OG's Know Bonsai Buddy

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/bonsai-tree-care-mr-miyagi-pat-morita-the-karate-kid3-plant-care-gif-24815040

[restive garnet]

can you reinstall, or repair it via hold on

[glacial pagoda]

I have a troubleshooter

[restive garnet]

no hold on

[glacial pagoda]

That I’ve tried uninstalling the C++ to reinstall it but it doesn’t work

Okay

[restive garnet]

open settings

and go here

this is settings

apps

installed apps

[glacial pagoda]

im there

[restive garnet]

type Visual

[glacial pagoda]

okay

[restive garnet]

find visual c++ 2022

[glacial pagoda]

i have two

[dense mantle]

oh nvm lets let the big tech guy do it 🙏🏻

[glacial pagoda]

both are the same, x86

[restive garnet]

you uninstall both

and install the one i gave u

after that restart pc, if its successfully installed

[glacial pagoda]

Umm

You sure this’ll work

[restive garnet]

yes

[glacial pagoda]

If I uninstall this I might be cooked

If it doesn’t install the others

[restive garnet]

press yes

[glacial pagoda]

Ok

[trail pivot]

you can trust galaxy on this

[restive garnet]

both of them

need to go

[vast elm]

now delete system32 after these files

[glacial pagoda]

ok now the link you sent me?

[restive garnet]

shut

[restive garnet]

yeah

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-dont-talk-close-mouth-grab-lips-mad-family-gif-21732788

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/deletes-computer-old-man-disappear-recycle-bin-gif-18296381

[restive garnet]

did you uninstall both?

[glacial pagoda]

yes but um

[restive garnet]

what

[glacial pagoda]

It says that’s installed already..?

[restive garnet]

show me you unistalled both

[restive garnet]

oke hold on

restart your pc

[glacial pagoda]

ok

[restive garnet]

like lemme know once your back

[glacial pagoda]

Okay it’s done restarting

[restive garnet]

open that install i gave you again

see if it works

[glacial pagoda]

No it doesn’t

It is saying

X64 is already installed

I don’t see it at all.

[restive garnet]

hmm

[glacial pagoda]

Delete that?

[restive garnet]

it is right there

yea

[glacial pagoda]

Now if I try it?

should I restart my laptop first

[restive garnet]

try

[glacial pagoda]

ok

Is that normal

[tough yew]

yes?

how new are you to windows

[glacial pagoda]

I’m just cautious

Fuck dude it still doesn’t work

[fast bramble]

They also click "no" when Steam asks them if it's ok to make changes to the PC (ie. install redistributables)

[glacial pagoda]

I’m not good with computers ok

Only phones a

[fast bramble]

Yeh that's ok

[glacial pagoda]

I just know how to play games and stuff that’s it really

I’m not technical

[tough yew]

odd

[west cloud]

half sword blood edition link

[glacial pagoda]

@restive garnet any other solutions?

[fast bramble]

What do you mean by it doesn't work?

[restive garnet]

what do you mean it doenst work

[glacial pagoda]

I uninstalled what he told me to and it won’t install it

[restive garnet]

you uninstalled in

[glacial pagoda]

It has the same error message

[restive garnet]

it

you sure