halfsword-chat-⚔

[worn heron]

we can take criticism 🫂

[trail nacelle]

If the devs can't take criticism they have the wrong hobby.

[worn heron]

that's important for a healthy community

[woven nexus]

criticism is fine, crying like a baby about how things will never be fixed is just pathetic

[worn heron]

gotta strike the right balance

[worn heron]

I do admit, it was not cool of chat to pile on him. In a position like that, you're more bound to get snippy

[trail nacelle]

Don't be a cunt, stop insulting me for an opinion you don't share.

[supple cedar]

especially when the game is still not finished

not even close to be finished

[worn heron]

just cool it, folks, dont escalate things and more than they be

we will just leave it here, and look at this funny cat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1300693501205413958/cat-hump-cat-ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[wind charm]

based

[sterile tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/mnewsradio-newsradio-calm-calm-yourself-calm-down-gif-24310484

[idle crane]

Car

[supple cedar]

what the dawg doin

[supple cedar]

this is how the was probably created

[worn heron]

okay I'm going to bed now if i turn my phone back on to see fighting—

-# there will be scorched earth.

who un True'd

[leaden moat]

a little bug Ive been abusing..-

please don't patch this cause its so much fun 😭

(btw sorry if this is in the wrong channel I didn't know where to put this-)

[ivory root]

Whenever I get home this is the game I find myself playing. Can't wait for future updates, man

[dawn saffron]

Do you have an age rating for Half Sword on Steam?

because in Germany all games that do not have an age rating were removed from the steam shop

[quaint mirage]

How I place the weapon into the pocket

[idle crane]

hold q or e

[quaint mirage]

K

[ancient sand]

yall

everytime i clip smth in the playtest my clips are always flickering

[idle crane]

Post a clip. What are you using to clip?

[ancient sand]

i use geforce experience (epilepsy warning)

[idle crane]

oh ive never seen that. What is your settings in game and for geforce experience?

[wind charm]

epilepsy warning holy shid

[ancient sand]

mb 😭

[ancient sand]

let me go check

[wind charm]

all g man, I don't have epilepsy but fullscreening that mf caught me wayyy off guard aha

[coarse hemlock]

are you playing in fullscreen or windowed mode

[ancient sand]

fullscreen

[coarse hemlock]

try windowed mode

[ancient sand]

BRO

this game fucked up

i clipped

and its a milisecond

[coarse hemlock]

um

send

[coarse hemlock]

try low graphics

[idle crane]

What do your settings look like here?

[signal quest]

https://tenor.com/view/blood-gif-21917131

when

[ancient sand]

i put it all low cuz of discord

wait no i forgot abt resolution

[idle crane]

Try make your game Fps 60 or your clip fps 120

[ancient sand]

bro

it save a milisecond

wtf is going on

[signal quest]

disable your quick replay, go to settings, privacy control, enable recording on desktop, go from there

and then reenable quick replay

[ancient sand]

its enabled

[signal quest]

tf

any changes if you disable recording on desktop?

i wonder if for some reason your shadowplay is trying to attach onto something else or what

also usually whenever i have issues with the game unfortunately restarting my entire pc usually works, esp if it messes with shadowplay but i haven't had that specific issue before

[ember mango]

i dont think halfsword is heatlhy for my pc.

[paper notch]

imagine how cool its gonna look when gore is activated

[restive garnet]

The gore in half Sword https://youtu.be/1c_PVtMIz-A?si=-Ij34DSFhEBZmjAv&t=224

[idle crane]

Aliens in halfsword confirmed

[restive garnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/930931488634044457/1224300438157918248/IMG_7666.gif

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-hair-cut-haircut-funny-hamster-orangecreem-gif-10631350116525331073

[restive garnet]

Esteemed guest

[restive garnet]

Williean

[ember mango]

does anyone know why the first enemy that i encounterd was the schyte man and after beating him with a LONG sword that i got from a barrel (+ a helmet) the next enemy was the 2nd boss and after beating him the 3rd enemy was the 3rd boss and after beating him the 4th enemy was the 4th boss

and i didnt beat him yet ill tell u what happens after

[idle crane]

[ember mango]

after the 4th boss

the 5th one came

holy shit

and then the naked dude came

and you WON

why does that happen?

[thick willow]

Gore?

[median shadow]

when i take a picture using camera mode, where is the photo stored?

[idle crane]

\steamapps\common\Half Sword Playtest\VersionTest54\Screenshots

[median shadow]

thanks

[neon mantle]

Pls

[wind charm]

Momentum Chaining

[rapid bronze]

ayo

[ember mango]

what do you mean...............

[rapid bronze]

😉

[agile birch]

https://medal.tv/clips/iZbzkxtvY10_rsr3B/vpIHs33vf?invite=cr-MSxhUFQsMjMzMzk4NTk4LA

what yall think

[wind charm]

dark magic dodge

[smoky quail]

can we get an instant replay feature so I can watch myself instantly die after Willie stabs my foot after I've smacked them in the neck with an axe multiple times

[solar maple]

WILLY

[neon mantle]

Id love thissss

[jolly gorge]

i absolutely love it when a sword clips through my armour and i get my ass beat by 3 willies

[gaunt nimbus]

wtf is this

[jolly gorge]

hes wearing a skin suit

[smoky quail]

even better when you somehow get stabbed by a mace

don't you love it when you somehow get knocked down and Willie just decides to randomly wiggle on the ground instead of actually getting up

[trail pivot]

and when its the enemy, after i break both the legs with a mace

he will just

get up anyways

that once happened to me

what no blood does to a man

patience my man, i want it too, but let the devs cook more so its more polished

otherwise its gonna have bugs

[smoky quail]

peak spiky stick gaming

just play Demo if you want gore that much

[trail pivot]

[trail pivot]

the new olympics

[jolly gorge]

huh..

[trail pivot]

i am concerned

[jolly gorge]

what kind of fucking sport is that

[ember mango]

they should add more bosses to the demo

[weak roost]

Yeah FBI, this guy.

[ember mango]

how about they remove the naked guy at the end and put a dragon or something

[weak roost]

Oh yeah

[ember mango]

like why is he there

what is his purpose

[jolly gorge]

what naked guy

[ember mango]

the last boss

willy

before u win the game

and just go on killing the weak

ok dude

[jolly gorge]

oh yeah wtf

[ember mango]

whatever u say

[jolly gorge]

WHAT

[ember mango]

no its not

its personal

they should make demo coop

itd be fun

[jolly gorge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qsSFuqSZsOQ?feature=share

damn i forgot about this one

[ember mango]

but u can kill your teammate

[jolly gorge]

omg a sword fight with an actual person

[ember mango]

so i can play with @supple sandal and kill him

no

😠

[trail pivot]

[ember mango]

im sorry a rock

holy shit

what do u main chiv 2

what are you saying

dont make me mad 😠

😠 😠 😠

im very mad now

bro

what the HELL are you saying

[trail pivot]

hes off the meds

[ember mango]

i meant what class do u play in chiv 2

dude

ggs

ok sir!

do they have michael myres in dbd

ok..............

ill get dbd

ggs

can i stab myself in half sword?

ill try

i want to end my run but

i dont want to give up using G

how

tell me please

i do own the game on ps4 but im not using it anymore

i dont think that there are walls in half sword demo

only the fences

but my sword is huge

there are some cheats

ok dude

no wtf

why would you lmao

what.......

what the hell happend to him

[trail pivot]

guess he left

[ember mango]

....

the ban scared him away

[sacred pelican]

he prolly got banned

[trail pivot]

not that i understood much from him

[ember mango]

nah i dont think so

[ember mango]

true he was on the spectrum

[idle crane]

He was banned. He said some unacceptable stuff earlier

[trail pivot]

good

he was acting like a little kid

probably was

[ember mango]

what??

[trail pivot]

definitely was*

[ember mango]

what were the unacceptable things

some... bad stuff?

[trail pivot]

oh yeah

he did

[soft osprey]

He said pineapple on pizza is good

[trail pivot]

it was pretty concerning honestly

[soft osprey]

That’s not allowed

[ember mango]

oh no

do the guys in #photography📷 have nasa pcs

im not saying mine cant run the game on cinematic but the gpu fans get so damn loud

it sounds like a jet engine

i just dont want my 4060 to burn

[weak roost]

The rock dude?

[neon mantle]

Wtf did I miss lmao

[smoky quail]

new person joined, went on some unhinged schizo rant and got banned

[neon mantle]

I wish I was here for that

[smoky quail]

it was kinda cringe so nah

[idle crane]

yep

[idle crane]

Only turn to cinematic for photography otherwise just stay on epic. CInematic is a left over engine setting for CGI and stuff like that. Only improvement is slightly better shadows for like 3-4x worse performance

[ember mango]

what pc do u have sir

4090

with i9 14

th gen

[idle crane]

i have a laptop. Laptop 3060 with an I5

i run the game on High

[ember mango]

yea well

i can run it too but the noise is killing me

cus

rtx 4060 with i7 12400f

but the gpu gets LOUD

[neon mantle]

I heard pouring marmite water in it helps

[neon mantle]

Im sad gore pls

[smoky quail]

I managed to get the Scythe all the way to the full plate boss for once since it didn't just get launched into the shadow realm, and it kinda does just fall off damage wise

it does make sense tho

[silver shale]

@little verge can i ask, are you a dev for half sword?

[soft osprey]

You’re telling me a fellow rock brother, was being stupid?

I disown him

[idle crane]

He is not. However he does work for them. He is in charge of running the social medias and keeping the mods in check and a few other thing i cant remember

[silver shale]

ahhh awesome

[idle crane]

Sadly yes. Im glad you disown them, I wouldnt want it to make us look upon you negatively

[silver shale]

i wanted to ask someone who would know of if theres any time period where the full release of half sword would be available

as in is it in development or is it not even in sight yet

@idle crane

[idle crane]

Not even in sight yet. It is still prealpha. Only 5% of the game is done

[silver shale]

ahh shame

immense respect though for anyone with influence on the progression to the game because everything from the artstyle to the phyics is so funny and impressive

[idle crane]

The whole team is amazing. They have made something special

[dull condor]

freakswordf

[calm zealot]

Hawaiian pizza is good tho

[ember mango]

how do u get that outfit

[dull condor]

Ovrdth loadout mod

[soft osprey]

Okay Satan

[calm zealot]

Get off that bandwagon and enjoy some pineapple pizza

[restive garnet]

i like when harty foods like pizza has some sweetness to it

not all the time doe, sometimes

[calm zealot]

Can we all agree though that dessert pizzas are an abomination

[restive garnet]

i dont like that

i dont like sweets in general that much. except if its oke, not overloaded and overly done diabetus warfare

[calm zealot]

I used to love chocolate, I would go to town. Nowadays I can't get enough of savoury stuff

[ember mango]

is dbd worth 7 euros

[restive garnet]

fair fairr

[lone crater]

hi hello its me again, back again to ask about THE GORE

[restive garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/soon-hamster-gif-4508050

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1297521253422338058/williehead.gif

[silent verge]

Happy blood release day everyone

https://tenor.com/view/pauly-commendatore-comendatore-sopranos-italy-gif-27613177

[bitter zinc]

Are there gonna be more maps alongside the gore update?

[dapper valve]

this sword do be half 😔

[idle crane]

We know kicking will be added

[bitter zinc]

Finally I can kick Willie in the willie.

[hushed gale]

Back in again to ask about never adding gore please

Gore is for the sour sore loser

[bitter zinc]

I wonder if it will be possible to blind Willie by poking his eye out

[vestal lantern]

wdym

today?!

[silent verge]

Yeah did you guys not see the announcement?

[vestal lantern]

Where?

[silent verge]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

there ^

[charred moth]

I agree other rhan fruit pizza

It's a giant Graham cracker crust with a fruit infused whip cream as the "sauce" and covered in fresh fruit chunks and berrys

It is very good

[gaunt nimbus]

when gore

[solar maple]

his little willy

[signal flame]

fr

[soft osprey]

Before Christmas

https://tenor.com/view/patience-virtue-mummy-themummy-the-gif-5019253

[gaunt nimbus]

nice

[lone crater]

you utter dicknugget

[silent verge]

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-hasbulla-magomedov-hello-hi-hasbulla-hi-gif-16517238265127501476

Yep thats me

lmao

[soft osprey]

Ahhh I remember when Mike Tyson thought he was just a kid and picked his ass up playing around with him

[supple cedar]

wait did the mike tyson fight happen

[viral plume]

nov 15

[supple cedar]

interesting

[soft osprey]

Pfft..you mean the staged event that will result in big payouts for both Tyson and Jake

[supple cedar]

wel yeah you can say that

[viral plume]

I want Jake to hit him hard enough to piss him off.

Then Mike takes his head off before he remembers he's not 27 and about to bite holyfields ear off again

[silent verge]

What if in the middle of the round, mike abuses the grip swap button with his polehammer and instantly knocks jakes helmet off prompting jakes to cower saying "Please, be not the cause of mine death" ?

[idle crane]

Mike will say "Flibbertigibit" and cause thine death

[winter wasp]

Mike just tells jake to hold up 🖐🏻

then comes back in the ring

with a longsword

[soft osprey]

Jake better not say eggard though, Tyson might mishear

[winter wasp]

Honestly, to hell with the boxing match

[idle crane]

[winter wasp]

i just really wanna see Mike have a medieval duel

[lament wraith]

chat, when is Half Sword 2 dropping?

[idle crane]

It isnt. The next game is fullsword

[agile birch]

LMAO WATCH THIS

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iZVDwVQrWJrIphMrf?invite=cr-MSw0Nk0sMjMzMzk4NTk4LA

[remote crypt]

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/haechan-127hivemind-alpha-wolf-nct-nct-haechan-gif-26541424

[remote crypt]

half sword

[rotund kayak]

AHH IM STUCK

[near grotto]

"When blood?"

[lament wraith]

cruelty squad mentioned

[bright frost]

we are never getting update

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/no-sneaks-no-release-date-no-progress-no-update-you-suck-gif-1972116439781686575

[remote crypt]

[jolly gorge]

i literally just parried a willie so hard his arm bent backwards

[remote crypt]

jesus christ he's a ballerina

[jolly gorge]

oh god even worse

[remote crypt]

[gilded crane]

hi how can i request for play test?

[remote crypt]

steam

[gilded crane]

im playing it now but in demo only

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Request access to the playtest and then wait 12 hours or less( may be more on weekends)

[gaunt nimbus]

head can explode?

[supple cedar]

yes

[crude flower]

If you are grabbing willie's head for example

Can you alt attack(stab) so i can slam their head into a fence post

I really need this information

[trail nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-optimus-prime-time-to-find-out-lets-find-out-dark-of-the-moon-gif-17053364

[rotund kayak]

ima try it

[crude flower]

Must find this out

Must slam head

I feel like moving sideways with a body you have literally no strength

[rotund kayak]

btw

it can work

but its hard

u need to be lucky

[gaunt nimbus]

wtf

[trail nacelle]

Majestic.

[sour path]

if i get the random “you lost” glitch at the start of a round one more time i am gonna shit

[soft osprey]

I hope you shit well my friend

[sour path]

: (

[soft osprey]

Why the frown? I was wishing you well!

[gaunt nimbus]

when gore?

[soft osprey]

Before Christmas

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-yoda-patience-sw3-gif-21070142

[gaunt nimbus]

when cristmas?

[soft osprey]

December 25

The roadmap gets released December, a dev and some mods have said blood will come before the roadmap

So naturally, before Christmas

[crude shale]

Mods?

[soft osprey]

Assuming no issues arise

[soft osprey]

Moderators in the discord

[crude shale]

Oh I’m special

Read that wrong

[soft osprey]

You’re special in the best way my friend

[idle crane]

We are working hard behind the scenes, we are planning to release a roadmap by December to help make the future of development less vague.
Please note that the update is planned to be released before the roadmap, we do not have set window at this time.

From GalaxyHighMarshal

[soft osprey]

I’m going to pregnant man emoji you

Are you ready

Here it comes

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-im-ready-running-spongebob-squarepants-gif-4184916

[soft osprey]

I did it

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/borpa-borpa-pass-take-this-borpa-wiz-borpa-borpa-wiz-gif-15706176783777637818

[trail nacelle]

Not sure how I lost that but well played Willie. lmfao

[remote crypt]

sword got lodged in your leg

[trail nacelle]

Yeah, I think you right.

[remote crypt]

sadly

[trail nacelle]

What I get for not killing him outright.

[vapid hull]

Popopopopop

[remote crypt]

yep

[hybrid dust]

what version of half sword is this?

-_-

[idle crane]

The demo

[hybrid dust]

doesn't look like the demo

[idle crane]

Available on steam. Different from the playtest also available on steam

[idle crane]

It is he just has the fog removed

[hybrid dust]

ah ok

[idle crane]

FOG Disable

Open the following file in a text editor (Notepad):

C:\Users\ <User Name> \AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5\Saved\Config\Windows\Engine.ini

Add the following lines at the end:

[SystemSettings]
r.fog=0
r.atmosphere=0

[misty pine]

Lets go I finally beat the demo

[soft osprey]

Good stuff brother man

[hybrid dust]

my character's legs were litterally bones after i beaten it

[misty pine]

Honestly unsure how my guy was alive. He had bone arms and an exposed skull lol

[hybrid dust]

same and at the end game where you got the best armor ur basically unkillable

[misty pine]

yup

[hybrid dust]

bro i was actively trying to die at the end as well

[jolly gorge]

i love beating willies

its so satisfying

wtf a guy clipped through the gate and was just standing there

[lofty lily]

The headlock of death

[twin crow]

that was badass

[lofty lily]

I've full on choked someone out in fistplay with a front headlock

and they stopped moving

[jolly gorge]

"listen here bud"

[lofty lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1295308534090698794/1302023145716191252/VersionTest54_2024-09-26_19-56-17_online-video-cutter.com.mov?ex=67269b0c&is=6725498c&hm=9cb960d4d0f9b43df224f92f669cfcdd285675bdfb4915690ea320e6f2a022a2&

low quality cus it's old

[warped stream]

thats sick asf

mma shit

[lofty lily]

i've invested in wrestling

there's also single leg throws

double leg takedowns

[jolly gorge]

i do that all the time lmao

[lofty lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1295308534090698794/1301989898558902293/fPfh_3ty72EqovHOiHkuDw.mp4?ex=67267c15&is=67252a95&hm=e41637cb330b0b22e5cdb60acae2161b0514588aa4952761f859a2597e5c450e&

[jolly gorge]

i love spinning someone around with one hand like a pizza

[lofty lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1295308534090698794/1298156805712646176/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_9.mp4?ex=672661fd&is=6725107d&hm=e1f20e2e54d7c4528c3e327c2f03c13334a77f695a8aee5c892e8356a38641a7&

[twin crow]

shittiest fight ever with a weird ass glitch on top

[remote crypt]

@little verge and I pull this type of shit off too

wrong channel

[lofty lily]

suplex screenshot

[little verge]

I mean it is the right channel lol.

[little verge]

I like to think they only clip the very best and the rest of the time they suck as much as me.

[remote crypt]

I meant to keep it in #general-catfish-🐱🐟 to keep the flow

[remote crypt]

I'd disagree, but then again

I just don't clip the ones where I miss a parry

it happens

[little verge]

Yeah I feel yeah technically the 'proper' place though lol.

[ivory root]

The CPU are pinpoint snipers with a spear whereas I feel like I'd have an easier time fighting in actual armed combat with one

[remote crypt]

tru

[remote crypt]

Its really more of a swing and run into them

[little verge]

This is how we all felt early on. It takes practice and you will get better! I suggest practicing in the top tiers fully armored they are the most forgiving modes for getting hit.

[lofty lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958092348804460605/1301992863290359898/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_2.mp4?ex=67267ed8&is=67252d58&hm=a4cbaebe4160e715e0209d1307f6d30cb3b75b9c4d142d5baee81f0ff408a110&

[lofty lily]

Get into close range and grapple them

[ivory root]

I'm definitely running into the skill ceiling lmao despite the inherent floppiness of physics based gaming this definitely feels like a realistic representation of combat

[lofty lily]

Best thing you can do against spears or pitchforks

[ivory root]

I usually thrust with the spear and if I miss I beat them with my shield

[lofty lily]

spear and shield is hard to use

[trail nacelle]

Small spear is dangerous two handed.

[lofty lily]

you can grip your spear with both hands and charge at them as more of a short ranged melee

[lofty lily]

It's all about technique, like it's easier to pull out of close quarters with a short spear because if they get up close with a long spear it's gonna be hard to avoid that

[ivory root]

Yeah I was using spear and shield. It's ironic because IRL that's one of the better combos but in game it's tough

[lofty lily]

Fr, the spears too heavy to combo it with another item

[little verge]

You can bust through! People are always showing how much higher the skill cap goes.

[trail nacelle]

A lot of the time I just hold the thrust button and keep them back until I'm happy with the guard or swing direction I have.

[soft osprey]

They usually thrust with spears not swing, so you can dodge to the left or right and rush in. Alternatively, use a shield or weapon to knock the spear to the side and then rush in. Just whatever you do, get close

[ivory root]

I usually kinda stay in the mid range with the spear forward and go for the thrust when they try to rush

[twin crow]

bro did they add fucking guns to the game i just got instantly like blasted to death by nothing

presidential assassination type death holy shit

[trail nacelle]

Sometimes Willies get sick of our shit.

[ivory cobalt]

praying every night before bed for gore and kicking update

[ivory root]

Shout out to my buhurt teammates who have accidentally caved my skull in when we mob the last remaining enemy

This it now the third time that has happened lmao

[sour path]

valyrian steel being simulated in this game would be something else

[soft osprey]

Now make it a fourth

[ivory root]

It's just too fun to stop

[near grotto]

One of these days the devs are gonna make a new account and post a half sword clip with shitty gameplay and quality but it's gonna be the goriest thing you've ever seen

[twin crow]

LMAO

one pumped him

[sour path]

i bet if i just equip a longsword and turn the damage to enemy slider all the way up i can get close

[ivory root]

Gore and weapon selection are the two things I'm looking forward to

[limber kiln]

One feature which hasn't been confirmed but is on the "maybe but hard" side of things which I really want to see a return of is slow-mo.

[soft osprey]

One pumped huh?

[trail pivot]

[ivory cobalt]

Another fisting enthusiast 😎

[jolly gorge]

fisting?

[ivory cobalt]

Yeah fisting with our willies

[soft osprey]

bud, I've got 86 hours on the freaky playtest, and i'm the founder and an avid member of The Fisting guild (Formerly the Fistman's guild), I know a lot about fisting people hard, it takes a lot of fisting, and a lot of threesomes. which is simply impossible to have built up in only 2 hours of fisting people with an brand new fisting system, either you fist more people and git gud. OR I FIST YOU HARD AND MAKE YOU CRY FOR MERCY.

[viral plume]

lmao the stance-switch shotgun is so funny

[jolly gorge]

i love seeing how dumb a willie looks after i dodge a swing

[viral plume]

BLOOD CONFIRMED

[jolly gorge]

i have blood early access!

[ivory cobalt]

yeah its more visible here

[jolly gorge]

the day i get a hit like that is the day i die

[ivory cobalt]

bro got conquered

[fallow sinew]

but what is a sword, which is half?

that is the real question, friends.

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-hmm-emoji-smiley-thinking-emoji-gif-17366759

[pulsar ivy]

how do you make your game look so good

[near grotto]

The real question is when will blood come ou-

https://tenor.com/view/trinity-bomb-nuclear-weapon-oppenheimer-los-alamos-atom-bomb-gif-16272589027919557028

[limpid gyro]

smae thought

[tender quest]

put it on dx12 then set graphics to high, then set them back to medium

[pulsar ivy]

this just looks like medium graphics

[pulsar ivy]

oh wait

this looks good

nevermind

my game just crashed

and it told me to lower my settings?

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1302052355285581894/kinda_getting_what_you_mean.mp4?ex=6726b640&is=672564c0&hm=b5126f6cbbc6712bcf0b7340f2f67b68f2d54ab327966125d1797eaf5b6660d7&

[pulsar ivy]

i wish there was something that could give me a clip of the last 30 seconds of whatever i was doing on my pc

just hit a nasty parry

[remote crypt]

Medal.tv

or nvidia shadowplay

[pulsar ivy]

everytime i die the game crashes

hardcore mode

[tender quest]

seems this method makes the game more crash prone

[trail nacelle]

Galaxy said its a known issue.

[trail pivot]

theres always some way to contribute to the fight even if youre injured

i tackled him to the ground and they finished him

[forest elbow]

gore should be back soon can’t wait

[leaden moat]

THEY JUMPIN ME

[trail pivot]

the fuck did you anger

the grim reaper?

[trail pivot]

that guy had a halberd and sword in him and he kept crawling

[wind charm]

rate this dodge

[ancient sand]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-neo-keanu-reeves-power-windy-gif-15235043

the day blood comes out is the day the earth splits in half

[wind charm]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-barbenheimer-barbie-oppenheimer-movie-gif-14455380668331281856

[ancient sand]

i swear bruh

they taking too long

😭

[livid kelp]

did the devs stop working on the game? they still didnt add blood

[ivory root]

No blood because of Tokyo Game Show

Will be added after

[red socket]

How do download the rest of the game? Right now I can only fight enemies in a dark room

[livid kelp]

when will it end

[ivory root]

Go to the store page and enter the play test

[ivory root]

Idk. I'm not a dev. It was what they said in the FAQ

[red socket]

Ok I didnt see that thank you @ivory root

[livid kelp]

it ended already

It ended on the 29th of september

they are just slacking off

good devs

[ivory root]

I'm sure they're working on multiple things for a new build and are adding them all at once

I would recommend patience

[trail pivot]

no blood because they dont want to release a buggy mess

[ivory root]

There's like, 4 dudes working on this game.

I'm sure they have day jobs and families and stuff

[trail pivot]

more but still, i think even i would lose it if the same people that rushed blood would then whine how theres too much bugs

[livid kelp]

classic lazy not true argument

[trail pivot]

one thing for sure is that theyre doing good progress because galaxy shows it

[ivory root]

Would you quit your job to work on a game that's making you zero money?

[livid kelp]

yeaaah for sureee 😐

[livid kelp]

I am not stupid so I would make money from the game

[soft osprey]

I genuinely think you’re fuckin stupid

[ivory root]

So you would list a tech demo for money?

[soft osprey]

Gore will be out before christmas

[livid kelp]

why

[ivory root]

A game that's still in private beta phase shouldn't cost money

[livid kelp]

No but I would use strategies that would make me money

[ivory root]

That's bad business practice

[soft osprey]

“Classic lazy devs” to a small indie team working their ass off, but because They don’t fit YOUR timeline they’re lazy? and you seriously have to ask WHY I think you’re dumb?

Kinda proves my point with the question huh

[livid kelp]

zip it up after you're finished

[ivory root]

They'll make money when the game is in a state that they can take pride in selling

[livid kelp]

I dont think they have any pride left lying to everyone on this server

[soft osprey]

You’re just another dumb ass edgelords trying to get reactions. Congrats, we all get to see how dumb you are. Mission accomplished

[trail pivot]

why is there atleast 1 person every day rage baiting

[soft osprey]

Because they’re fuckin kids

That’s it

[livid kelp]

I dont think you know the meaning of an edgelord buddy

[soft osprey]

They’re preteen edgelords

Trolls and all

Nothing of value to add

[trail pivot]

well the one earlier got banned

pretty sure that was today

[ivory root]

They're Gamers™️

[livid kelp]

stop using that term if you dont know what that means

[soft osprey]

Yeah and when this dumb fuck keeps it going he will too

Like the rest

[ivory root]

That's why I simply defeat them with facts and logic and let them dig their own grave

[trail pivot]

too much brainrot in them

[soft osprey]

Yeah you can try but dumb asses don’t understand facts and logic lol

[ivory root]

Give the mods enough ammo for a ban

By easily baiting them into it

[livid kelp]

cornball

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-push-back-his-hairline-gif-11241907652566626707

[livid kelp]

you've got to be atleast 40 if you find that funny 😭

[soft osprey]

You’ve gotta be at least 12 to act like you do off rip

[livid kelp]

😐

[trail pivot]

this deserves to be a sticker

[livid kelp]

😬

[trail nacelle]

You guys can do this without insulting each other.

[soft osprey]

No that’s stupid and boring

The guy can defend himself

As can anyone else

[trail pivot]

im more so neutral with this

just need some popcorn

[trail nacelle]

Go to general then.

[soft osprey]

Tbf I’ve been drinking so I’m feeling rowdy.

[soft osprey]

No thanks

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-minions-popcorn-day-laugh-gif-5026739

[soft osprey]

Side note, your profile banner is cool

What is that from

[trail nacelle]

Thanks, artist on art station. Juan something something.

[soft osprey]

Damn, ballin af. Reminds me of warhammer

[trail nacelle]

Juan Gomez.

[livid kelp]

that does not look like warhammer

[trail pivot]

art like this would go hard if half sword ever has some loading screens

[soft osprey]

I said it reminds me of warhammer. Do you not have reading comprehension skills?

[livid kelp]

yeah it is not possible in any way shape or form that it reminds you of warhammer

[soft osprey]

“This thing reminds me of this”

“AWKTCHAULLY IT DOESNT REMIND ME OF THAT”

[livid kelp]

you weren't only drinking bro

[soft osprey]

Congrats another dumb ass opinion nobody asked for

[livid kelp]

😬

[soft osprey]

Yeah exactly

Nothing to say

[ripe meteor]

Another day another guy complaining abt blood

If it makes
You happy they said they’re aiming for before December

[soft osprey]

No he needs it now

[trail pivot]

think they want to make some roadmap in december too

[soft osprey]

Yeah roadmap comes after blood and roadmap comes In december

[livid kelp]

I mean only because of that the game blew up

[ripe meteor]

Yes but that won’t miraculously make the blood process speed up

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/freeza-frieza-energy-monster-gif-13295977

[soft osprey]

The game blew up, with the BLOODLESS playtest

[vapid hull]

Galaxy releasing blood

[soft osprey]

You dolt

[ripe meteor]

You gotta understand that they’re introducing brand new never before seen tech

[ancient sand]

I THOUGHT NEW UPDATE CAME OUT

FUCKCKOYUUU

https://tenor.com/view/crying-shower-guy-crying-in-shower-guts-theme-sadness-gif-22111507

[livid kelp]

you didn't hear about the demo before the playtest?

[vapid hull]

WHar

[livid kelp]

Buddy stop talking no sense

[ripe meteor]

And I mean that proper blood sim hasn’t been utilised at all before

[soft osprey]

Obviously we all know the demo. That’s not when the game blew up

[ripe meteor]

At least much

[livid kelp]

you've been drinking too much

[vapid hull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1302060368083943444/sheepy.gif

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/earth-globe-explode-gif-14366757

[ripe meteor]

And the playtest has only been out 4 months

[trail pivot]

galaxys power after his blood and gore system is fully complete, after EA and stuff

[soft osprey]

The server grew from like 10k to 60k through the playtest dummy

Stop acting like you know what you’re talking about

[ripe meteor]

So they gotta cram that along with a dynamic flesh system in 4 months

My point is give them some time and relax

There’s WIP sneak peaks in a thread somewhere

But they are working on it

[livid kelp]

You're a pathological liar stop talking no sense

[soft osprey]

all the big streamers played the playtest, not the demo

[soft osprey]

You’re literally just too stupid and haven’t been here long enough to know

[trail pivot]

where blood, where gore - blood gets rushed, bugs and graphical issues - why was blood and gore rushed, blood bad

[soft osprey]

The server grew exponentially because of the playtest

[ancient sand]

i forgot i was talking here and thought that i got pinged cuz of blood update

im going insane

[ripe meteor]

Relax he’s probably just trying to get on your nerves

[soft osprey]

I’m drunk I’m just rowdy

It’s probably mostly my fault

But at this point I don’t care

[livid kelp]

Bro nobody will believe you because you are just lying

[ripe meteor]

Don’t be harsh on yourself

[vapid hull]

That would be in #updates

[soft osprey]

Bro everyone you’re talking to has been here to witness it

[ancient sand]

yes i know thank you

[livid kelp]

you should stop drinking for today buddy

[soft osprey]

You’re absolutely braindead huh

[ivory root]

Gamer trolls aside I do think a blood update would be a simple update to push. Low risk, if you will

[ripe meteor]

Elaborate

[vapid hull]

They're adding more than just blood silly

[vapid hull]

Hi easter hruu :3

[livid kelp]

Im just giving you a tip bro

[soft osprey]

I’m..great.

How are you

[fast bramble]

Oh

[boreal path]

Oh

[fast bramble]

Half Sword chat

[vapid hull]

I've written 3 essays in like 1 hour

[ivory root]

Well they had it in the void demo, then removed it so it could be shown at TGS so it has existed at one point

[vapid hull]

We girlbossin it for eels

(I have another essay to write)

[trail pivot]

reinforcements have arrived

[trail pivot]

[soft osprey]

You’re just rage baiting

[ripe meteor]

That problem is that demo gore isn’t compatible with the new systems in playtest

[wraith jackal]

i am skibidi rizzler

[boreal path]

what a dick

[ivory root]

Idk, even if it was cartoony and buggy it would still be funni

[ivory root]

Fair point

[soft osprey]

I’m going to start a petition to enforce rage bait rules one day

[trail pivot]

cant wait for another guy to rage bait tomorrow

[soft osprey]

Because I bite it a lot

[trail pivot]

i will actually lose it

[ripe meteor]

I think they’re reeling less for funny n cartoony n more for serious and realistic stuff

[vapid hull]

MOOODS BAN RAGE BAIT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[ripe meteor]

Besides I’d rather have like

[vapid hull]

baaaaaaa

[ripe meteor]

Whole new gore system than an old one

Each to their own ofc

[trail pivot]

they are reworking the whole thing

and it looks amazing

[ripe meteor]

I looooove half sword gore

[fast bramble]

We're getting a whole new gore system and from the sounds of it lots of other content for free

[ripe meteor]

not irl gore just half sword gore cuz the blood pyshics r awesome

[fast bramble]

Then they're aiming for EA I think

[ivory root]

Dismemberment would be cool too

[soft osprey]

They have it in the demo so I’m positive it’ll be in going forward

[trail pivot]

look who has awakened

[ivory root]

I want to unhand someone's hand

[restive garnet]

Free update 1.5 blood, gore 1.5

early access 2.0

[trail nacelle]

EA, gore will be paywalled confirmed.

[soft osprey]

I’m going to create 10 alt steam accounts to buy halfsword

[ripe meteor]

Another win for anti consumer practice

[restive garnet]

Rightfully so

[trail pivot]

1 cent for each drop of blood?

[fast bramble]

What we're getting is like half a year of work for free already

[ancient sand]

10 dollars for each limb severed

[trail nacelle]

Need to buy that dlc to allow overhead swings.

[soft osprey]

What’s the reason there’s no patreon or anything? Because they have official backing now?

[trail pivot]

i actually feel guilty playing the playtest, its literally free

[ripe meteor]

Suppose so

[trail pivot]

LET ME PAY FOR HALF SWORD ALREADY

[wraith jackal]

agreed

[ripe meteor]

Sooooon

[wraith jackal]

it needs its worth

[ripe meteor]

Once EA comes out

[trail pivot]

[ripe meteor]

It is heartwarming seeing how many people will willingly spend money on the game even tho they don’t

[fast bramble]

Yeah once Game Seer came in they had no need for Kickstarter, Patreon, etc. and if they went through with it anyways they'd have had to deal with peoples' expectations more than they already do. Right now they're only beholden to Game Seer, who has effectively said "Do what you need to"

Rather than the screaming for blood we get here

[wraith jackal]

its just such a great game

[restive garnet]

Dont be. It helps us devs. To know what players like

And to test ect

[ivory root]

I've already played for like 10 hours and I just found the game 2 days ago

[restive garnet]

And the players enjoy

[soft osprey]

That’s awesome. What a, seemingly, great situation for the devs to be in

[restive garnet]

It's a win win

[trail pivot]

i am definitely having my time, for 3 months already

there hasnt been a day where id not play half sword

even if its for 1 duel

[restive garnet]

Daily dose of hs

[trail pivot]

85 hours

[soft osprey]

I can’t play for hours at a time but I definitely play like 30-60 minutes daily

[wraith jackal]

perhaps goated

[trail pivot]

i play daily so i dont lose skill

[ripe meteor]

I remember I played pentiment and that game fucked me up so bad I couldn’t play half sword for a week cuz it reminded me of it

[fast bramble]

I've been playing a bit less of it as of late because the game loop is getting just a smidge stale for me now, but I'm more than happy to wait for more content so they can do it right

[soft osprey]

I think a few people have a few hundred hours lol

[trail pivot]

think militus has a lot lot

[fast bramble]

I'm only at 123 hours

[trail pivot]

i cant take this anymore, thats it, im opening half sword for like the5th time today

[fast bramble]

Do it

I said I was going to play Berseria like an hour ago but I've been stuck in Half Sword Discord instead

[restive garnet]

[ripe meteor]

Tier 3 half sword is a dopamine generator

[ivory root]

It's not stale because I still suck and I want to stop sucking lmao

[wraith jackal]

hell yeah

[soft osprey]

Practice makes perfect brother man

[ripe meteor]

When I win my brain goes wa wa wee wee when I lose my brain loses 50 of the creases it has

[restive garnet]

Half Sword is addicting, and it's community too?? Igggg??? Idk

[fast bramble]

Apparently

[trail pivot]

i mean i have 85 hours and ill still die embarrassing deaths

from time to time

[fast bramble]

I just want Abyss but with Half Sword Playtest everything

[ripe meteor]

I’ve died to a dying enemy’s sword more times that I’m willing to admit

[restive garnet]

Why use TikTok if you got HS as the dopamine injection

I don't use TikTok doe

[calm ivy]

Same! I literally play this just about every day.. I've bought new games, but haven't even TRIED THEM yet, 'cause ..Half Sword lol

[trail pivot]

HOW STUBBORN CAN ONE BE???

[trail nacelle]

I like half sword cause it's simple to play but challenging enough to master and keep my attention.

[fast bramble]

I really like how this game basically has infinite ways to play it already, and it's just a tiny arena with no hazards

[trail pivot]

willietok

[fast bramble]

My mind's going to be blown by all the possibilities going forward

[calm ivy]

It's different EVERY TIME

[trail pivot]

the entire fyp is half sword duels

[fast bramble]

That's Medal

[trail pivot]

i once got stabbed in my ankle after victory so i could trip on the ground with the dying enemy

[trail nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/vgk-joust-intermission-oof-fall-over-gif-16450540

[trail pivot]

just wait for that giant pit variant

sparta kicks will be fun

[trail nacelle]

And the spikes around the edges

[fast bramble]

Yep

It's going to be amazing

[remote crypt]

Tiny arena

that you can dance in

[fast bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[trail pivot]

i have around 20-30 hours on games i paid around 50$ each, so its crazy how half sword just beats those on my playtime by a mile

[calm ivy]

There's something about making things FALL to me, that just..

https://tenor.com/view/chefs-kiss-french-chef-perfect-dish-excellent-food-perfection-gif-20341505

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-fortnite-griddy-fortnite-emote-emote-gif-11706071098561578798

[calm ivy]

SAME! lolll

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-mad-fortnite-dance-bring-it-around-gif-4981263376559241340

[fast bramble]

I've tried giving the devs my money countless times and they just keep rejecting it

But they deserve it

[calm ivy]

I've sunk so much money into Call of Duty/Fortnite skins, but this by FAR exceeds those playtimes, now lol

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smacking-credit-card-on-table-gif-21340324

[fast bramble]

I'll have to buy like 7 copies of Half Sword

[remote crypt]

I'm green now

dude you should be green

your medal views are insane

[calm ivy]

Thank you, bro! Does the green mean some kinda rank thing?? =S

[remote crypt]

I can post in #creator-feed

[calm ivy]

I even watch my own Medal clips, just for love of it, sometimes lol

[remote crypt]

kek

[trail pivot]

never used medal

maybe is hould post my clips there

cause all of my clips are only on discord

[fast bramble]

It's the content creator role

[trail pivot]

i have like 400+

[fast bramble]

You could ask the mods for it

[calm ivy]

Ohhhh, okay

That'd be pretty cool lol 😛

[wind charm]

daily willie broom

[trail nacelle]

Does medal allow large files?

[fast bramble]

I'm dying

[fast bramble]

Yeah

[royal arch]

Good evening everybody

[trail pivot]

good 2 am here

midnight half swording

[fast bramble]

You can do 1080p 60fps clips for free, then they also allow 2k and 4k but those are paid

[calm ivy]

I also don't dig the 2 minute limit, but most of my clips are pretty short, anyway lol

[trail pivot]

do i actually need the app to post clips or can i only post clips by recording with medal

[weak roost]

Just do OBS replay buffer

[royal arch]

Passed my ophthalmology exam today, which marks the end of 60–70 hours studying weekly. Went out and ate Korean barbecue to celebrate it, and is now on my way home from a party 🥳

[trail pivot]

CONGRATS

[remote crypt]

you can record 4k without paying

[calm ivy]

Congratulations!!! That's awesome 😄 Gonbae!

[calm ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/seonghwa-ateez-hwa-seong-atzseonghwa-gif-21822246

[calm ivy]

Cleaaan!

[trail pivot]

guess its time to try out medal

oh

so i can import my clips

[calm ivy]

You can!

[trail pivot]

i am gonna overload that thing

[calm ivy]

loll I was about to say, I've had to move my clips into my external harddrive lol

I've had to clean some up, before I finally decided to just use my ~2 TB drive

(but I also gotta still keep an eye on it, 'cause that drive also has my games on it, too..)

[royal arch]

Thank you!!

[calm ivy]

You're welcome!

[trail pivot]

posted 5 clips for now

i am definitely not posting all of my 400 right now

i would die

[calm ivy]

Sweet!

[ivory root]

Who would win? A fully armed well trained soldier or one spiky boy

[ivory root]

Why is your guy so much less floppy than mine

[wind charm]

momentum chaining through timing a stance shift through defensive positions

funny X button make polarm cool

[ivory root]

Yeah but if I try that my guy will look like when someone falls over in family guy

[ivory root]

Literally like this

[trail pivot]

can confirm

[calm ivy]

I love when I accidentally do that! lol

[trail pivot]

he thought he could just jump me like that

[remote crypt]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j04DMRnugiYPTF6FK?invite=cr-MSxVMlUsMjc5Njc5NTAzLA

[remote crypt]

stylish

[trail nacelle]

More like lucky. Lmfao

[calm ivy]

I toyed with this guy a bit.. didn't want his blood, but I made him stop bothering me lol
rest of the title says "Axe, a Sparring Match to first 'NIEEE'! "

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j04BwDtGrNAxJ5xRZ?invite=cr-MSxKQXQsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[ivory root]

STICK WITH SPIKES GOT ME AGAIN NOOOOO

[tender quest]

C:

[trail pivot]

jesus

anyways given up on medal, ill just be trying to make yt shorts instead from now on

[tender quest]

Try gamebar?

[trail nacelle]

Crotch shot

[calm ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/big-oof-size-small-medium-switch-gif-17355313

[last geyser]

is that you in ur pfp

[trail nacelle]

Yes, I am skeleton.

[last geyser]

not you

[trail pivot]

ill just stick with my good old simple OBS and capcut

[trail pivot]

that jump

[remote crypt]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j04iA3ozMFu3J8VCQ?invite=cr-MSxQWmYsMjc5Njc5NTAzLA

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/storm-trooper-fall-gif-22110839

reminds me of that

[trail nacelle]

Nice kill.

[calm ivy]

I love this cool knockdown I got, that turned into a kill/injury(?) lol

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j04PcMUmsApqW8xAO?invite=cr-MSxSbEksMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[remote crypt]

❤️

[trail nacelle]

Nearly lost your ability to have children at the end there

[calm ivy]

That DOUBLE TAP!

[trail pivot]

helped him kneel

[remote crypt]

nice

[calm ivy]

I feel like I have enough of these to start a series lol

While fighting tourneys, Willie now has a side hustle as a BARBER! 😄

[calm ivy]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j0534iihu6q-VBLQy?invite=cr-MSxxanMsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[smoky quail]

boot up game
4th tier spear man
also go against spear
easily stab shoulder
they let go of spear on that side
handle lightly grazes my face
instantly die

[rain knoll]

can anyone help me see if my pcs too shit to run half sword

[dire lance]

i need access this is to fun i js dont like the dark

[dire lance]

i can help

[rain knoll]

aight

dms?

[dire lance]

yee

[rain knoll]

aight

[placid pendant]

parrying dagger and sword but armored

ok its technically not a parrying dagger but it works

[fringe cape]

Late af reply, but this is literally how I used to beat the shit out of my lil bro when he would ask me to play on the xbox, and I'd tell him no, and he'd walk up and turn off the xbox.

[lofty lily]

Good job

I use joint manipulation on mine when he's being a turd

wrist bending is most effective

[placid pendant]

Would be awesome to see if this game got wrestling mechanics implemented

[lofty lily]

There's a few moves i've learned how to do

Headlocks

Single and double leg throws

Wristlocks

[placid pendant]

Headlocks are the easiest

[fringe cape]

me: "what you gonna yell for mom? do it" lil bro: choking sounds

i was a terrible sibling

[lofty lily]

Wristlocks are hard but are also good for takedowns as it literally snaps their arm and they go to the ground

[placid pendant]

Do you have a clip of it?

[lofty lily]

Yeah let me get it

it's old it might take a bit to find and edit it

[lofty lily]

It's most useful for fighting high armored knights but I have a clip of it in fistplay, you grab their fist with both your hands then bend their arm the opposite way while crouching and stepping into their footing this twists their arm the other way and also completely sedates them

[placid pendant]

Oh my god that's awesome

I gotta try these

[lofty lily]

It's hard to pull off but if you do it right it pays off

[lofty lily]

Also always try to grab the right hand for some reason it's way easier to pull it off with the right hand

[jolly nexus]

imagine if Half Sword had the head-crushing system of Dead Island 2, it would be cool

[lofty lily]

I want gore like that

And actual moves and holds with grappling

And I really want kicking

[placid pendant]

I had this happen while trying it LOL

[lofty lily]

Dayum

Held him like he was a bag of fucking groceries straight from target

[placid pendant]

Hahahhahahaa

[lofty lily]

It was good you just gotta grab the fist or

bad stuff happens

[placid pendant]

I think I got it that time

[lofty lily]

Ayy you got it

sweet job

You lost a hand but his arm is still

[placid pendant]

Yea I saw

[lofty lily]

never gonna work again

[calm ivy]

That is SO COOL! It's literally the closest I've seen to this real life arm bar:

https://youtube.com/shorts/AfzkOwh9oxg?si=Cl6h_scN4obaBhAF

[placid pendant]

I got him in an arm lock here

Looks scuffed but yea

[lofty lily]

Good arm bar

https://youtu.be/-zx_6rMLjEg?si=iSdVjNsuULxyPDjS

Go to 0:14

That's the best one i've pulled ever

[wind charm]

warming up

[remote crypt]

FaLcHiOn

[polar palm]

so i was messing around with low tier low damage

and uuh

i got a pitchfork in my face

while playing first person

[calm ivy]

"Look up.. LOOK DOWN!" lol

[cinder stone]

I literally put him to sleep lol

[remote crypt]

Dude

https://tenor.com/view/amc-breaking-bad-jonathan-banks-gif-3476357

he's in mexico

Would have been insane if it was localized in spanish

I'd be dying

[calm ivy]

KIRYU CHAN!!!

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j07u1uj3sClHOrPGk?invite=cr-MSxETXksMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[remote crypt]

THis is an intervention

you're a windshield wiper

https://tenor.com/view/hello-waving-wiper-gif-12004053

your axe does this

[wind charm]

Allow him to play how he pleases

[remote crypt]

I do

but I can still give him shit

he a friend, not food

[wind charm]

based

[remote crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-chum-anchor-pixar-finding-nemo-gif-15718052

[calm ivy]

I definitely notice that with the first guy lol

[remote crypt]

Pfff

[oblique galleon]

has blood been added to the playtest yet?

[remote crypt]

#faq

[calm ivy]

I broke this man's WRIST!!! (for full transparency, there is an audible "pop" in the original audio, but I did add a bone crack sound effect, too lol):

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/j08aEJ05uowaweYFE?invite=cr-MSxSa1gsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

(also, less "windshield wiper", and more "Willie Slicer") @remote crypt lol

[pulsar solstice]

Pardon if I am coming across ignorant, but is the Tokyo Game Show still going on? Google says the event was Sept. 26 – 29

[crude shale]

No, but they’re still working on blood as they completely revamped it from the demo I believe

[pulsar ivy]

dude how am i supposed to parry

like i dont know how

i just try and swing at their blade and they hit me

[jolly nexus]

let's just say they're putting the finishing touches to it, and I believe it will arrive before November 10th, I hope.