#halfsword-chat-⚔
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It does, when you cut them in half
I dont like tough love :(
gore yet?
No
: (
Same
Cinematic ass parry 😂😂💀
I have never shat my fucking pants like that before, this is the first time I literally couldn't stay quiet in a clip 
axe vs knife
the decaps in this game are amazing i lvoe it
We dont allow those jokes anymore 
oh mb
come on that was funny
how is that a joke?
he edited it

those paxes do not fuck around 😂
T8 moment
Zouns
She half on my sword til I Willie
theres other tiers?
surprisingly
bruh I need my wrist back
Feels like I have a cone of shame on
cone of shame. I swear. Feels so damn lethargic
bro you did fine, your parries are clean as fuck
So... I sprained my wrist at work and I've found it easier to bitch about that than work
give me this
dead serious though it feels so weird with this thing on
fr I played with a cast once and I hated it :(
dude it literally would be so much better if the thing holding my wrist was on the outside not the inside
let me try sinching the shit out of it
no better
(this was before I typed that)
Literally any other body part I'd be fine.
I do appreciate the compliment
first gaming sesh with this stuff on.
That’s jelly from his lunch
I will not be gaslit, BEGONE FEDERAL AGENT ✝️
Sir, why don’t you come with me real quick before you start mass hysteria. You’re not in your right mind right now
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
little baby said what?
Lmao that’s amazing
Definitely saving this for future use
How do they just push me around 😭😭😭 I'm fighting the damn hulk
You gotta get ANGRY
Alright so the brace is getting to be less of an issue @wind charm 
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JQfajnYTrgI
I'm losing my mind 
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jesus fucking christ is right
my boy dodges those
Surprised you didn't fall
Tryna force my willie to lunge more
it helps so much with slips
that one's being made shorts compliant for sure
I need to compile my best
🤨
Hey y'all I just got the demo on steam but it's missing some of the stuff I've seen in clips
Are there other versions of the game somewhere?
itch and playtest (request on steam)
There are 2 versions on steam, the Demo you are playing and the Playtest you've seen around. the Playtest can be requested through steam
on the store page
no stress man, have fun :D
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JQfajnYTrgI
This should soil your under garments
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Soiled as hell
Is that a new sword or am I tweaking
Sallet is my favorite helmet 🙏
It's just the good ol great sword that's already in the game
hi, when the playtest will have blood?
?
is a skateboard :3
a
Soooooooooooooooooon.
That doesn't help at all
The Tokyo thing is finished
game dev is very hard and I'm almost certain they are taking their time making it the best they can.
I have been staring at the wip channel for days on end imagining what it'd be like
I hope so
I bet he's developing the fuck outta that game 
playtest with blood
They're taking quite a bit of time to make it perfect I'd assume
hes living the dream life for some people.
he's a dev lol
@tender quest clench your ass cheeks
beautiful
That moment when your own shield instantly teleports inside of your thigh while you're holding it, making standing or moving impossible. 
swap sides
forever
its a pita
I love this gif because I have NO idea what is happening in it in any capacity
game dev is easy actually, i've already programmed and deleted a gore system for hs playtest 7 times to flex on hs devs
beautiful
and thats why hes living the dream for ''some people''
fr this gif is better unexplained
oh
no imbeded
unlucky
ip grabber :(
when you fail the fitnessgram pacer test
when you get 1 framed battle axe overheaded

the devs aren't people, they are a species from another planet, simply posing as humans while they grow the willie fungus.

thanks i didn't read because i was playing half sword
❤️
Trying to smack an enemy on the ground makes my legs feel like pins and needles static irl.





me to you
it's not too late to delete this
Little baby said what?

thats what i thought.
This is hell

carries 👁️👄👁️ energy
i started a single battle and the guy dropped his sword and flew into the sky
is that a glitch
He didn't wanna fight
everytime we use this emoji, it slowly manifest's itself
into real life.
im so pissed i couldnt clip it
same energy
Is this HalfSword content 
lmaoooo
did you make that and the voice over?
how do i stop getting the “you lost” glitch every time i start up on the playtest?
rotator cuff would be fucked after that move for sure
that is raw audio from my active microphone, that is the very first time I could not stay quiet in a clip. My pants are shatted
unshat them then
hahaha awesomee
:(
This is real good
Amazing
???
To be fair, it is a fucking insane clip
I am a clip generator on Halfsword, I need more time to gather them all again 
lol I’ve rewatched the block at the beginning over and over
How many different clips could there be?
I like this one, it makes me feel something
post more on YT, thats a good tip i can give
YT shorts
same
Wishlist HalfSword on Steam & subscrible to my youtube channel for more deranged Polehammer videos !!
subbing
:O
You hit his fuel pipe and the sparks caused a microexplosion, which caused his rapid movements.
while i can't provide a fix where you can stop this from ever happening, i can provide an alternative to completely quiting the game rejoining, what i do i press the windows key which allows me to move my cursor, then i click the little window thing that puts you into a new fight.
SHEEEEEEEESH
@wind charm https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1fpo83qCZaM
I fuck WAY too hard with the white heraldry in this game
dodge and weave em
I hear that in my dreams you know
100%
this man is greatsword jesus
i still fell over :c
sadly
fkn beaut, great strong parry
hot take, parries make clips 1000x cooler
that form
100% you boutta bust
I dont know what to say to that :(
then watch 
poor guy isnt walking again
Thats all folks, im going to bed now
gn mate
schlonkening
Your parries are fucking wild
I got a bit of practice in the game 
is this cap?
probs
if you combine the versions + itchio, yeah probably about right
I got really good at the itchio version
my jaw hit the floor
when people ask me to explain how i play greatsword the way i do, at this point i dont even think i could explain it
how did I just make a thread 
@wind charm 
i think it pops up when you respond to the same person a bunch of times
yeah
I am calm
why discord do me dirty like that 
F
if thats the case then i have 800 hours if i combine every single version of half sword that is available to the public.
agreed
starting to make some great shots
The HalfSword Experience.
average london street
its just constantly respawning as you learn not to flail 
@wind charm the halfsword experience tbh isnt either
that last dude was REALLY not feeling it aha
not at all
2nd to last guy got the "KNEEL!" smack
how do you get brave stand so much bro i hardly get that card
small buhurt all the time
Literally, when I was making my montage I'd just quit to menu over and over until I got it 
constantly holding G if I lose an arm
haha smart lads
I play without arm armour and one handed T7 with a longsword is a travesty
keeps me from going to menu and reloading the loadout repeatedly
I need to go back to zero armour t7
but I want to get 100% on parries
and 100% confident with the fact even ONE TIER below your current means the AI are aggro af
(t6 at the moment punching up to t7)
how do you change all this armour malarky?
ovrdth's mod
its also I play a very hybrid distance style
ah right okay
yep
Was this cool?
holy shit
getting people to fall on you in brave stand if you fall is the meta ngl
much harder to hit
I like low fov :(
Based
The deadspace makes it harder for me to focus
I'm more zoned in if I can see mostly my target :)
are they still planning on doing the gore update for the playtest?
Why should they
I'm the opposite, like the deadspace is just more space for me to be hyperaware of my surroundings like a active sentry
You have to ask really nicely
Its a big reason why I can't get into like smashbros and stuff lol
Can you lot spot the issue?
thru the hand
hmmmm, everything is in order
Like really nicely
Super duper fair! I just find myself struggle to gauge distance and also focus with too big of an fov
they expect a schwongling
Minor flesh wound :)
imagine 3d glasses and Halfsword :O
HELLO?
I would genuinely puke lmao
3d movies HURT me
tryna act like nothing happened
Me locking in when 1x4
Brave Stand Shmave Shmand !!
same vibes
Is the void infinite?
I was going through and reached a boss that was just a naked invincible guy
is none
Beat on him with a long sword for a solid 5mins and he wouldn't die
So is that the final boss?
probably not for the open playtest
Cool
btw fellas
if we actually star stuff
⭐
itll get on starboard
Ignore the yapping of my friends!! I didn't know my clipping software would pick up discord!
This was a fun fight tho
great footwork
Also really good job murdering those guys !! :))
these be old clips ❤️ thank
AHH thank you!! <33
I really wanna get good at first person lol, I think the potential for sick clips goes even higher
especially since it isn't vr but is still like
like that
They day Willie almost got farmer willie!
How do you get farmer wear with a longsword?
indeed

Ask me tomorrow
what's your favorite colour combo?
Fairsies!
Hmm, thats a good question, lemme think about it
Goodnight!!! Thanks for sharing clips :)))
♥
Willie wrestling
i dont know how all the clips i see are all in the arena map thing but when i play its in the endless room thing?
can someone help pls
It's on the Steam page.
doesnt this confirm there will be new armor?
if you look at the other icons they show arms and armor that are not on the game yet
how art thou tester? i would like to help this game improve
there is nothing to test
its more like just bling
oh lol
but also i think there r enough testers, there r a ton but hey ask a mod sometime who knows
Magic Wizard Stick

the spear plays like a Polehammer :O
pretty sure he does as well.
my reaction time must suck.. im always to late to block and i get stuck in some kind of hug while both of is try to.. i guess backstab eachother
the clips ive seen here look so cool
i guess i could practice
Quick question, (also about to leave for work so pls @ me in replys) how are you all getting your screen captures? Currently using Nvidia and every time I want to play and make clips I have to path the game in to Nvidia, then which it is removed after as its "not a supported game" just looking for some kind of fix TIA!
nvidia works for me tho
i use Medal personalky
i dont get why gore isnt in the game, what was wrong with the demos gore?
they had to rework the gore system iirc and it was also removed for the game show
Check for your full screen settings and or desktop recording permissions, I fiddled around with those two since I had the same issue
anyone else feel like the game's blood might be a little disappointing with all the people hyping it up?
it was never really supposed to be a big part
It‘ll probably be good enough
tbf gore helps with making your swings feel more impactful
slapping someone over the head 5 times before they go down doesnt feel too exciting, but if you add gore/bruising after every hit leading up to the AI's head being smashed to pieces or caved in then that makes it more satisfying
@near lichen Heresy heresy heresy
cap
I want goopy red bodies ! Not sandbag people !!
the combat is the main part
To be fair, the combat is what I've been loving the most
same
meant to say the gore IS a big part, not the main part
my bad
kiss?
Execution!
When is the gore expected to appear in the playtest?
i will give you one on one tips right mf now in vc
a polehammer user is a rare commodity
soon
Alright thank you🙏
i woke up and checked my phone and instantly checked wip :(
🤣
I cant show any blood gore for the playtest version, frank is working on it hype! for the free version (update). while the blood I showed is for the future. we are working hard on many things (roadmap on December should clarify it. i hope))) )
nobody will know

shhhhhhh
yesyesyes
doin somethin else right now
Yo Galaxy bro are we getting another devlog for that would love a deep dive on gore and other mechanics of the game
i'm actually interested
Sometimes I be waiting for that more than the actual update lol
I have no idea, probs CM can answer that. all in right time.
All good thank u
i gotta learn that for gamedesign
Most likely December I guess in time with the road map, wild guess
Which part?
What they do is very advanced, but as you learn more abs more abt UE5 you see how impressive the game is
blueprint in general, i am in a gamedesign school and i do most of the "coding "
already did protos but that's trash lmao
I used to hate blueprints but when I got the hang of it I just wanted to learn more
Ain't no way I'm coding anyway ahahaha
i do 'great' with blueprints, i am trash with unity but that's someting else
Game design school in japan I assume?
france
am french
ron ron
la guillautine
Ahh je suis filipan
great
I tried to use Unity, for some reason gave me a harder time than UE5
Even if people say the exact opposite
i can do unity but stop at basic player movements
Do they have blueprints there or do you have to code it all yourself?
when you start to understand it's actually easier than UE
It is, but not gonna lie ue5 has more fun tools to play with out of the box
yeah that's true
I been obsessed with physics components for weeks now
i feel that unity is for lowpoly games / 2D and UE more complex 3D games
real
I see a lot of solo devs use Unity, usually if they're more it's in UE5
Have you experimented with Chaos physics yet?
nope
unreal engine is a pain for sharing projects
or for multiple ppl to work on the same project
Because of different versions? The tech demos i usually get from others I'm able to use and change, maybe random bugs appear?
yeah this is good, more like when multiple ppl need to work on one thing
I don't know who that is man
ahh 'daccord
i must ask how is the structure of the game design uni you go to
pretty great, more focused on the powerpoints and leveldesign for now
do they teach the new plugins with the current version or strictly just fundamentals for now?
that's more focused in the game / level design part, so the level layout, player actions and those things coding comes later in the cursus
ahh cool cool
yeah it's great
hella lucky, when you're done you'll be a UE5 wizard with all the secrets
i hope so lol
shur
Hello everyone
Hello everyone
Hello Gameseer
Hello bingus'
I LOVE BLOOD!!!!!!
the blood
pretty amazing that you can wrestle dudes to the ground and punch them to death, dont recommend doing it to a guy with a knife though
im so hyped for gore in the playtest ngl
how soon?
soon
soontm
how soon

its not in october tho
Hopefully in time for my birthday
"Soon" (2 next months let's go)
bruh
GORE WE NEED GORE!!!!!!!!
my heart stopped for a second when i saw one ping in half sword server
blood update riots have commenced as i can see
We making out of hemophobia with this one!1!
they will be met with arquebuses
i cant wait to go for a fist fight in half sword after gore will release
handgonne riot control will be deployed soon
whens the update
Yooooo hyped for dem update ropes
The hype is real
procedural animation for legs as well
what did i miss 
gore
UPDATE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
where can I report any bugs for the demo?
Me too
Has gore been added?

BLOD?
LMAO
what class yall use
willie
chicken
yassssss they posted in WIP thank you half sword ❤️
something I still haven't figure out well is how do you poke with a spear instead of slash
Alt or double left click
Remember, that "soon" was also after tokio game show
i bet their soon is like 2 weeks but still
im highballing it will (hopefully) be sooner
I got a question so witch that do o post it in?
What sensitivity u use
13
35
bro shot in 4k
somehow got white pants after dying and winning at the same time
angelic
hold alt
devs are very cruel
genuinely can't wait for blood in the playtest
I gotta say going from soon to soon is a bit sad, but hopefully Soon2 is even better
i wish there was ways to increase this games difficulty
Unstoppable force meets feather
brave stand as a peasant
You can also change body density and bone density or something
maybe a hairline fracture idk
I just pray we get the ability to select our weapons soon
theres a mod on nexus for that
Tired of cycling through loadoutd then accidently pressing it again and cycling again
a loadout selector
The mod is by OVRDTH
Will there ever be a PvP mode
there's a splitscreen mode on nexus
can probably be used for pvp
its for the demo tho
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/11?tab=files Here is loadout mod. Reminder dont make bug reports if you have it active
I pray to the higher powers that "soon" means tonight 🙏
soon
God I hope the gore is tonight
I need that valuable feedback for the uh
gameplay yeah
im not a sicko or anything
Just "soontm"
it makes fighting more satisfying and i actually know how much damage they have taken
exactly
I kinda want a take down button, where if you have a grip on them you can drop to the ground
just drop low and grab their ankles
thats super hard to do else they lose a hand, i was thinking more of when you have them in a "choke hold"
who is incharge of accepting new playtrest members
Me(not me), why
please could you please accept my friend, he is very interesated in the game
sneakyluap
They accept everyone who applies
oh ok
Just give a few hours
Gore is releasing in 5 hours
Confirmed by means of divination
if it does i give you my kill streak original
nah give it to me instead
when does kicking update come?
I do not trust you scary man
Soon
yo, do we know the actual date gore will be added back?
soon
what does that mean, they already told us gore will be added soon like month ago
how cloose is it til blood
And the answer is still soon. Idk why people act like a month is some super long time frame.
Even a few months, is NOT a long time. Have some patience.
How dare you make me wait for a free game to update
A game nowhere near full release at that! how dare you sir indeed
what happened, exactly?
i pulled out my dagger, it semmed to have flight powers
Half sword discord rule 17, no witchcraft or sorcery.
Best is using the scythe on someone and the explosion of blood from the release of pressure launching you half way across the void is always fun
Me after one npc lands a single hit on me
Same as blood update
the blod update is gonna have TON of things i see
for real
How can we create a playroom with friends?
you cant
it isn't multiplayer yet
Can't do it?
Thank goodness there‘s gonna be more features, I can‘t wait to hit clips with them >:)
i have a question
can you change the keybinds its not wroking for me for some reason
thats the neat part
you dont
Yo, can we have a pit where we can throw Willie?
you make your enemy kneel and then kick them in the face as a finisher
Yeah! And then it‘ll be a non lethal way to finish a fight :)
or how about
playing football with the decapitated head
or throwing it up in the air with your hands
and landing a kick
wrestle time
Can’t wait for the inevitable collision bugs where you kick a dude in the face and it gets stuck in there for a split second before the dudes head just explofes
or your foot gets stuck and gets ripped off
How I love collision glitches in psychics games
Just bites off your foot
Physics
Man I hope soon is actually soon
When it actually comes out there's gonna be a lot of concerning images and videos posted here probably
just checked "work in progress" and damn near gooped my pants
GHM said they’re aiming for it to be out before December
So my guess is November
Is blood in the game? Or is it going PG?
It will be in the game SOON
Before December has me hopeful tho since we're near the end of October
before or after build 42
Idk I'm not a dev. I just check in here every day to see if there's any updates
thunked
whats the meta
I think that Blood it's like I Am Music
For most armor classes spear
For top 2 armor classes mace
greatsword
how do i get those
Click armor class buttons, you can cycle through the weapons
@wind charm
where are those
I've picked up the spear since its the same tech as polearms, but its way harder to stab heads tho. I got a clip however
On the right side of the main menu, it's the little icons of characters
Fun
lol tabbed out to check your message
Halfsword cat
spear is very pointy :D
Blood in 3 minutes devs just told me
:(
Give or take a margin of error of 4 days
liar
oh wait nvm
Guys, are we finally getting blood
when are devs gonna remove gore?
Good idea
gore downdate when
Tomorrow
a critical bug that would ruin it completely to the point it has to be removed
I’ll put money on gore not being released in October
thats what we get for incessantly rushing them
"sirs i have a complaint"
bro about suplexed you lel
Well clearly he outplayed you with The Tech
slowmo made it even better
When will carbine rifles be added to the game?
should have played around it smh
SMH guys
shaking my smh
“Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior willhelm Christ?
Liar
they werent lying its out now
I just played wdym?
i got a double barrel
Is Gore out
Yes
no, riots will commence soon
Dragon Ball
Yes, ”soon” since late August 😂
home run
Did I just get a notification about gore?
King my beloved
had to let one out before the duel
average bardiche user when they dont get their way
Yes because someone said it was out
its out ||for the devs||
everyone hyped, so hyped that m i s s i n f o m a t i o n happens
imagine we duel except we never hit each other and just parry everything for like 10 minutes
every attack misses because we're just constantly anticipating the next move
we just hard read each other, but it just looks like we're staring at each other not moving for 10 minutes
Does anyone have any type of hint when they’re adding it?
||soon||
😐
i'd guess sometime in the near future
I WANT BLOOD WAY MORE THAN ANY OF YOU POSERS /s
I want settings that actually save more than blood.
our fight
OOH
I would let you pick up your sharp metal thingy, I'm not evil
just like yesterday 
Soon
goodmorning moo
ADD FUCKING BLOOD NOW!! I AM SICK TO DEATH OF SEEING THESE WEAK-ASS, FAKE HALBERDS THAT ARE CLEARLY JUST FUCKING VOULGES! YOU THINK YOU CAN FOOL ME? I KNOW MY DAMN POLEARMS. GET THIS SHIT TOGETHER AND GIVE US REAL HALBERDS!! NO ONE ASKED FOR THESE FUCKING OFF-BRAND PIECES OF SHIT. YOU’RE MAKING A GAME ABOUT MEDIEVAL WEAPONS AND YOU CAN’T EVEN GET THE WEAPONS RIGHT?? SERIOUSLY? WE WANT BLOOD, WE WANT HALBERDS, NOT SOME BULLSHIT TEASE THAT FEELS LIKE GETTING FUCKING BLUE BALLED EVERY TIME YOU POST SOME TEASE ABOUT BLOOD. YOU SAID TOP #110 WISHLISTED GAME WOULD HAVE BLOOD, THEN YOU FUCKING CHANGED IT TO TOP #50, AND NOW YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT #1?? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT ABOUT?? THIS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. IF YOU DON’T ADD BLOOD AND REAL HALBERDS SOON, I SWEAR I’M GONNA LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND.
magpies are screaming, im trying my best to make it a good morning
what are magpies
is it bad to not know what that is
NATIVE AUSTRALIAN BIRD
Oops
Its just a saul goodman repost anyway
High blood pressure
cucko-
Sorry could you repeat that I didn’t catch it
did i post this? ( i did :o )
half sword players sleep "walking"
brothers so smooth
This is true !
yep
in playtest?
GHM told me
finally
yessir 2 days until we get gore
If not, we should all get mad at blueberry
only played fist because stabbing people felt like it did nothing
im atleast expecting soemthing to happen on friday
well in 2 days you can get some good gameplay then!
les goo!!!
Ok I’m going to start counting seconds now
nope GHM confirmed
now i look dumb ggs
yessir i have done my mission
when gor e
2 days apparently
i got played
Huh
they lied
I see, maybe there could be more hype! if only it was announced in announcements 
What do people just straight up lie about that
edging gore
This Willie knew what he was doing. I wish I could say the same.
at the start I thought it was gonna be a sample of playtest gore D:
I'm not a dev or even on their team. Lmfao
#1279922212421505149 this does show it
In my defence, there's their both red
Devs are orang :(
I didnt know the spike was actually stabby. Holy fuck
Its a spike mantic
Thats ALL they do
Gosh, some people huh?
Well its not an accessible spike and some pollaxe buttspikes arent stabby
Some people
Oh thats actually weird
Looks fixed, that Willie is a paid actor.
Watch till the end to see me wobble my willie
WHAT
did the willie wobbles meet expectations?
yes
Because it's funny
Way too many people ask about it every day
yes
Chill
join fr
this is not how you grow an audience
When the soon is finally soon
Were all about to get a lot more iron in our diets
In the shape of a knife
@wind charm Figured out what my issue was, had the game on a different drive. Moved to C drive works fine now
That is actually a smart move, I just poked my pc until it worked
If half sword gonna be released on tommorow im gonna marry person under me
I just fought a pretty much identical version of myself. We both started with a warhammer we both dropped and switched to purple swords. very cool
When gore releases I cant wait to use that big fucking spikey stick
Just realised the chat has been put in slow mode did I miss something
the mace/spear
ill hop on halfsword in a minute im throwing stuff onto my pc with the 1tb hdd
so my phone can actually have storage
apparently my dumbass just, left full on recordings in my phones dir
dude is there a way to turn off the spotify cache that shit was eating my phone's storage
what phone you have
gore update got released
This gif is how the Willies club you to death if you fall over
its true!!! its so realistic it uses real liquid for the blood so you have to dump a bottle of ketchup into your PC or it wont work
me after brave stand: 
you were procrastinating for a 1 month straight, upload more vids
but i dont know how to edit good
Also heresy i know but i havent played halfsword in a lil while
then get a editor
I cant afford that
I will be ur editer for 5 exposure
I feel dizzy
I'm sorry :(
That only leaves me with 3 exposure
then get a free one
that isnt enough exposure to pay the bills
free download, 100% working 2024
free for profit 2024 type beat
is blood actually 2 days from now or are ppl just trolling
trolling
only the devs know, they trollin
sigh
tbh the devs might not even know
Dont believe any date unless its in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1082232813698424884 or https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043856016955154452
Body density changes how easy it is to stab and slice through the enemy and bone snapping changes how easy bones break
Blood in 2 days may be trolling but, I really hope it comes out in time for halloween, that would be sick timing
Blood update will come out when it's ready
exactly 
Also, think I found my new favorite weapon in the executioner's axe(?) from the third-to-highest level
in fist fights when I knock someone down I grab their head and just keep punching them in the face until KO
never saw anyone else do it
bye





