halfsword-chat-⚔

[restive garnet]

No vfx. Visual effects

Like blood and stuff

Particles ect

[long oasis]

SO YOU ARE DEV

[restive garnet]

Noooo

[long oasis]

when the gore cominggg

[restive garnet]

🤣

[abstract geyser]

I played Cyberpunk on PS4. I pre-ordered so when I first got it I was like.... I made a mistake lol
Then that huge patch came through and I agree, one of the better games I've playerd Period.

[long oasis]

40gb uptate was crazy

[abstract geyser]

hahah yeah, that's why I played it again, it was like releasing a whole new game

everything felt different instantly

[long oasis]

this game deserves my money

[abstract geyser]

Halfsword?

or Cyberpunk?

[long oasis]

both

[abstract geyser]

agreed.

[long oasis]

i will def buy this game when its realesed

like i just discovered last night and it stole my 7 hours already

[abstract geyser]

I have no idea what the final 'game' is going to be though. But whatever it is, the combat system is good enough to buy it for alone and this is only at play testing stage

[abstract geyser]

You playing the play test and not just the void demo?

[long oasis]

yeah i hope that there will be arcade mode like the demo's combat

[long oasis]

both

but play test is like more realistic more slow but demo is just like arcade

[abstract geyser]

Yeah, hopefully they just calling it 'training' or something, and let you customize fights

The void demo feels too clunky for me since playing the play test

[long oasis]

half sword please collab🙏

[abstract geyser]

It's fun, but not rewarding like play test

What's your favourite weapon set in the play test so far?

[long oasis]

idk but i choose knifes

[storm osprey]

Half sword please collab with the new KSI song

[long oasis]

holding a knife and just running to your enemy is so fun when you manage to stab him

[long oasis]

half sword please do not listen this dude and dont lşsten ksi song too

[abstract geyser]

you got any clips of your fights ?

[long oasis]

the 10 mb limit

i just clip some fun things actually

[abstract geyser]

ah, i use Medal TV so file size is no issue

[long oasis]

is medal tv wants your stroage?

and couses lags?

[abstract geyser]

game lag?

i haven't noticed any difference when i use Medal and when i don't

[long oasis]

i mean like it is fucks your fps?

[abstract geyser]

i don't notice any difference

[long oasis]

i may use too

[abstract geyser]

i believe medal lowers it's recording FPS so that you game doesn't lag (or something like that)

but i only use it for Halfsword and havent noticed any negative effect on gameplay

[thorny chasm]

quick question: game still active right?

[abstract geyser]

playing it rn

[thorny chasm]

Not like that

[abstract geyser]

still being developed

yes

[thorny chasm]

okey good

Just applied for Playtest

Looks fun

[abstract geyser]

it's a lot of fun

[thorny chasm]

Is the demo of steam a different one then the itch.to demo?

[abstract geyser]

Steam Demo is the void demo where you run around in a dark environment and get a ton of gore

Steam Play Test is the fighting one in armor you've probably seen

in day light

[thorny chasm]

Yeah thats what i saw

so itch.io and steam are the same

Cant wait to play the playtest

[abstract geyser]

yeah its good

you seen it in first person yet?

[thorny chasm]

yea

[abstract geyser]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iGWfkiuc0azlC_umm/d1337SAyXLqg?invite=cr-MSxmNGQsMjYzNDUzOTI1LA

[soft osprey]

Itch.io isn’t the same as playtest, it’s the earliest build of halfsword we have access to

[thorny chasm]

didnt say that

[soft osprey]

You can choose loadouts and maps but obviously, it’s very much downfraded

[soft osprey]

You asked if it’s the same right here

[abstract geyser]

the Play Test is the current best and up to date combat

[soft osprey]

I said no

[abstract geyser]

only has one map

[thorny chasm]

I ask if Steam Demo is the same as itch.io

[soft osprey]

The playtest and the demo are both on steam.

[thorny chasm]

Yeah i know

[soft osprey]

Alrighty

[soft osprey]

Then to clarify, no the demo and itch are not the same either

Demo comes after itch, then playtest

[thorny chasm]

Oh

[molten galleon]

nope

[thorny chasm]

thats what i meant

[molten galleon]

hello easter man

[thorny chasm]

Thanks for the answers tho #

people get accepted for playtest frequently tho right? I hope i dont need to wait several weeks to play it

[severe seal]

yeah

[abstract geyser]

around 6-12 hrs usually

[severe seal]

you dont have to wait a lot

[abstract geyser]

could be sooner if Devs are around

[thorny chasm]

W devs

[fast bramble]

You'll be pleased to learn this server is boosted to the point the limit is 100MB uploads

[severe seal]

i lobotomized willie after he lobotomized me

we both died

[thorny chasm]

How came up the name willie tho?

[abstract geyser]

i'll sing at your funerals

[severe seal]

what 💥

[abstract geyser]

i got a sweet finisher here... the kinda finish that makes you want blood so bad
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iFEN5zFMSr4Z-WVEC/d1337dwZlVgU?invite=cr-MSxwOUksMjYzNDUzOTI1LA

[severe seal]

OWWWWWWW

that should hurt lmao

brutal

[abstract geyser]

lmao it felt so satisying watching it

dis game gonna get some insane hype once they bring blood back into play test

[thorny chasm]

oh hell yes

[abstract geyser]

will feel like a real simulator

[wooden socket]

you ever justg

[thorny chasm]

slaughter simulator

[abstract geyser]

u using dust in your strike like kung fu films now lol

[wooden socket]

you ever just die and wonder "how did that kill me"

[thorny chasm]

What bout kicking? is that planned or not history accurate?

[wooden socket]

its planned

[fast bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOe2aZGvTgk

[severe seal]

the balls

[thorny chasm]

Man i love the internet xD

[thorny chasm]

well i felt that... ouch

[severe seal]

the balls

[severe seal]

sword freaky

[thorny chasm]

bone breaking noise at the balls? he had a boner for sure

[silent gorge]

shoaved a spear aside to the right in demo and got a clean beheading swing to the left

claymores feel great

[severe seal]

why censor

[soft osprey]

To get it up on steam

[severe seal]

fair

[soft osprey]

I mean as in the picture had to be censored. The game doesn’t censor itself. I think meme manager melon made it a while ago

Most of my pictures are stolen

..ok all of them are

[abstract geyser]

honest thief

[severe seal]

all wars will be stopped when halfsword releases

peace in earth

[abstract geyser]

ok.. this was a fun fight.. and i'm a little proud of the timing of that thrust into the heart for the kill
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iPAYFyBKmTk7T_CqO/d1337g0Z3nTZ?invite=cr-MSxWdW4sMjYzNDUzOTI1LA

enemy was super dodgy in this one, it was like he was copying me lol

[long grotto]

Hey yall

How do yall be playing these arena games??

When i play the demo, its just an endless survival game

[soft osprey]

You have to request access to the playtest through the steam store and then wait up to 12 hours and you should get it

[long grotto]

ooh alr

thx

do i just get it in my library or do i have to download it somewhere else

[abstract geyser]

library

[ripe patio]

-how do u use itch.io

[long grotto]

damn

already got it

[thorny chasm]

Me too... Like i said W devs

[ripe patio]

how do u like get itch io version

[thorny chasm]

https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword

Ur welcome

[red moth]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message
remember when i was useful?

[thorny chasm]

Wasn't there, im sorry xD

[crude flower]

Half Sword

Lol

[red moth]

Is okay frend

[soft osprey]

Bud you’re always useful

[red moth]

[long grotto]

fr

[abstract geyser]

oh man... so missing gore rn.. just landed a straight up decapitation
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iPBhbsrRdH1t6tEAI/d1337JpYI7Jg?invite=cr-MSxNMHEsMjYzNDUzOTI1LA

chat dead now

[soft osprey]

Good job BUD

[abstract geyser]

i killed chat

[red moth]

this is when we need the medic @vapid hull with the chat revive

[vapid hull]

Hii!!

Im eating breakfast !!

At a breakfast place!!

Gonna eat a pancake

I think

[supple cedar]

col

[red moth]

waffles better thoooo

cause syrup pockets

and perfectly crispy

[vapid hull]

Anyways whats your guyses favorite weapon in half sword? I like voulges because they hit hard and poke good :))

[vapid hull]

Oh I prefer whipped cream over syrup

[red moth]

valid as heck but whip cream always gets in my mustache and beard

i like it but it’s risky

[vapid hull]

Oh also and on what tier?

[devout axle]

I like the axe on the farmer tier

[vapid hull]

Napkin !!!!

[supple cedar]

relatable

[vapid hull]

I‘m a big fan of the fork, but it makes it kinda easy

[devout axle]

Oh fr

Bone cracker

[vapid hull]

Just poking them at distance

[devout axle]

you can swing it good too

[red moth]

fork is fun but any poke arm stabby is like soooo easy

fork is fun to pick people up tho

[vapid hull]

Yurr

I love forking people !

[red moth]

i want waffles now sheeeeiiiitttt

[vapid hull]

Get some waffles!!

I got a hashbrown too :)

[devout axle]

Havent eaten breakfast yet

[lilac geyser]

Gor is coming.

[devout axle]

😳

[devout axle]

🧢

[storm osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781040623725314078/1277724936588230747/DominusEmpyreausGgs.gif

[graceful bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/gore-blood-cell-blood-gif-22873731

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-creepy-blood-gif-4476296

[devout axle]

Ah yes

[red moth]

I’m making some with my waffle iron

[analog pelican]

not to brag or anything but my opponent and me were both crippled and stuck to the ground trying to kill eachother for over 3 minuets B)

[abstract geyser]

but who won

[red moth]

even with broken legs, do you think you will lose?

nah, I’d crawl

[analog pelican]

me

[abstract geyser]

there are time that i'll just give up an move on... but sometimes willie just annoyed my enough in the fight to make me want to end his life regardless of how mangled i am

it's those no leg one arm wins that really make you feel like you earned it

[unborn aurora]

hi what can i do to get ea?

[analog pelican]

in the playtest you get too hurt before dying and then it sways "you died" EVEN THO YOUR STILL YELLING IN AGONY SO YOURE JUST UNABLE TO GIVE UP IN TIME AND HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE WHOLE PROCESS OF SLECTING THE SPECIFIC GUY WITH THE SPECIFIC WEAPON YOU WANT TO USE ALL OVER AGAIN

i just think its kinda annoying

[idle crane]

Request access to the playtest on steam

[unborn aurora]

i did how long does it take ?

[analog pelican]

a few days i think

[idle crane]

12 hours or less

[abstract geyser]

yeah that can be annoying... i got stabbed in the spear with a foot and insta died. so i guess my heart is in my ankle or something.

[analog pelican]

the logic feels like "and with the modernities of midievil life you have died, in about 3-8 weeks from sepsis"

[abstract geyser]

this willie wouldn't die.. i already knocked him down with a head shot
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iPBFQRb2rr1wus27y/d1337RXYvbbb?invite=cr-MSxYMlAsMjYzNDUzOTI1LA

[abstract geyser]

if i lose the war at least let me win the battle tho right?

[analog pelican]

atleast sometimes i get slashed in the throat and end up being able to give up before i die

i got braind damag, how what do

[abstract geyser]

haha yeah gotta be quick to hit G

[glass crown]

yo guys i just wanted to ask if its normal that i cant play carnage or fist fight just endless arena?

[abstract geyser]

you are playing the Void Demo, you need to apply for play test

[analog pelican]

nvm i guess im gonna do nothing

[glass crown]

welp ok i did that

[abstract geyser]

then wait to get accepted and then DL it

[glass crown]

thank u

[analog pelican]

WHY

[glass crown]

just asking how long because my patience is kind of low in recent times

[abstract geyser]

have you tried meditation?

it helps with that sort of thing

[analog pelican]

or if you have adhd taking adhd medicine can be useful

[abstract geyser]

maybe go see a doc if you think there has been an increase in the lack of paitence you have been expericing in recent times

could be serious. could be nothing. worth an examination tho.

and probably anywhere from 3-12 hours for accepting play test

you could get a lot of meditating done in that time

I'm outty y'all

enjoy HF

[vague dove]

pls i have a question how play in anything map ?

[analog pelican]

wdym?

[abstract geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-rowan-rowanatkinson-atkinson-rowan-atkinson-gif-7197736925613148622

[cloud granite]

wdym ?

[vague dove]

this map ?

[abstract geyser]

I'm not answrrin this time

laters peeps lol

[analog pelican]

apply for the playtest

[cloud granite]

bro wtf

[cloud granite]

apply ?

[abstract geyser]

yeah like a job application

you have to answer some questions about yourself

[cloud granite]

oh sure but why ?

[cloud granite]

im just wanna play in this map

[abstract geyser]

you have to apply then

[vague dove]

what apply ???

[cloud granite]

okay and how do i "apply" ?

[abstract geyser]

You havent applied to Halfsword yet??

you didnt fill out the form already?

and submit it via mail?

[analog pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/approved-knuckles-gif-26296491

[fierce shoal]

huh..

[analog pelican]

thats supposed to be like that, ignore it

dw about it

[cloud granite]

yes i have just this map

[vague dove]

too

[analog pelican]

on steam

[abstract geyser]

then apply for play test

applications are open

[cloud granite]

yes

BRO

[abstract geyser]

you MUST apply

[cloud granite]

IM IN THE APPLY

[abstract geyser]

there's no other way but you must apply

did you receive the form and answer the questions?

[analog pelican]

I won but then fell unconcious

[vapid hull]

Then wait, silly

[abstract geyser]

He hasn't filled out the form yet

[thorny perch]

@cloud granite 20 bucks and ill let you in

[cloud granite]

i fond it its ok thx

[cloud granite]

LOL

[abstract geyser]

So you have applied now?

[cloud granite]

yes

[vapid hull]

What form?

[cloud granite]

and now i must wait the emaié

email*

right ?

[abstract geyser]

the form will come soon

[vapid hull]

You click one button

[vague dove]

how much time for email ?

[abstract geyser]

questions in it are like:

1. When was your first crush?
2. How long have you been a gamer?
3. Do you like My Little Pony?

just stuff like that

it helps the devs to understand their user demographic

[vapid hull]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[cloud granite]

in the mail ?

[abstract geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/fun-sucker-party-pooper-thief-of-joy-you-are-a-thief-of-joy-the-office-gif-11156413

[soft osprey]

You’re lucky, back in the day we had to fill this out in triplicates

[abstract geyser]

just wait..... and then wairt some more

then you'll get accepted

that's the other option

just keep waiting

[soft osprey]

Hi rali

[abstract geyser]

if you wait long enough you'll get accepted

so you can ignore the form in the email

[vapid hull]

Hi easter island head !!! :)

[soft osprey]

Aren’t they using actual machetes? Expecting live leak to show up right before it loops lol

NOOOOO!

[analog pelican]

that seems very very suspicious and likley dangerous

do not click any link such as that

[idle crane]

Bad suspicious link

[alpine lynx]

no fym its totally legitimate trust me bro

[soft osprey]

Remember kids never click random links

[analog pelican]

always check the hyper link if you are thinking about it, never click it willy nilly

and you should just not even click it

it wasnt even a STEAM LINKE

[alpine lynx]

its probably a phishing link dont think its a grabber

or anything

[analog pelican]

i better turn on my vpn

[soft osprey]

Most of those are phishing. And then they get someone and use that to do it more.

[alpine lynx]

i dont know how people fall for that shit

[crude flower]

Definitely click on any link you see

[tough yew]

its unfortunate but its whatever

[soft osprey]

I’d like to give an excuse but I genuinely don’t know how people do.

[crude flower]

This is the internet there's no bad people here

[cerulean needle]

Hi bitch

[soft osprey]

I guess if you’re new to the internet or young enough

[soft osprey]

I don’t KNOW YOU

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/newgen-soyjak-wojak-alarm-gem-alarm-newgen-alarm-incredible-gassy-gif-317143779907620218

[alpine lynx]

ifunny laugh at this man

[cerulean needle]

It's useful for some memes I avoid the comment section

[crude flower]

Ifunny is wild

Haven't gotten on it in years

And by years i mean like ten

[sleek stag]

can ya not do sword fights? i only see fist fights carnage and spoilage no sword fights

[crude flower]

$20 is $20

[alpine lynx]

the silly icons are class tiers

click on them

the small knights

[soft osprey]

To the right of Willie

[barren mantle]

I've learned to applicate the farmer willy gameplay

The axe feels very good in play test

[tropic raptor]

does anyone know how do u play against ppl against lower armor?

[barren mantle]

You can in last stand

There's the only way as far as I know

You do usually mulch them appropriately

It's a bit harder if you don't have the back of the cuirass

Cause they can stab you there

[tough yew]

need new half sword content

grah

[barren mantle]

Are we going to get customization in the future? The potential for some stupid shit alone is great

[cursive gate]

i wish we could at least choose our weapon by hand instead of having to cycle through random customization

[tropic raptor]

anyone know where to see the photos u made?

[dawn sparrow]

\steamapps\common\Half Sword Playtest\VersionTest54\Screenshots

SteamLibrary\steamapps\common\Half Sword Demo\HalfSwordUE5\Screenshots
for the void demo version

post it in #photography📷 👍

[tough yew]

why did you post that? this entails that you knew what what happened on the end of the video and how it’s clearly and strictly against the rules.

[loud river]

Yup!

[tough yew]

It’s not cool to post videos of two teenagers that are forcefully fighting against their own will. Please don’t post stuff like that again.

[barren mantle]

Good shit

[carmine vessel]

has it not been updated since july still?

[tender quest]

I like the heavier greatswords

[gleaming seal]

i glitched out after winning

[autumn gust]

I like the little head tap you get right before he falls. Little greatsword boop

[tender quest]

behind the back parry, then stood on his foot and he fell over

[potent pagoda]

sick block at the end there

[soft osprey]

You’re talking to the long sword final boss right there

[tender quest]

Barely touched him near at the end and he goes down lmao

[tender quest]

thanks 🙂

[random sleet]

why is my game not showing any gore or blood?

[rapid bronze]

read🤦‍♂️

[sick sun]

I have to wait right?

[rapid bronze]

start walking

just keep walking until they come

[sick sun]

how can i have this map?

[rapid bronze]

request acess to playtest

you are playing the DEMO

not the PLAYTEST

[sick sun]

how can i acess?

[rapid bronze]

Request Access on the steam page

[sick sun]

oh ok thank

[rapid bronze]

np

[ivory charm]

will they update the playtest?

for blood

[fleet stump]

Yes

[dawn sparrow]

they will

[gentle pawn]

thats sick

[graceful cosmos]

Yes. Next update. There will be blood. Junior Vampire

[graceful creek]

when

[marsh tartan]

does anyone know how to get the game working on linux? The demo seemed to work fine but it will not boot for the playtest

[ivory charm]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-day-lewis-go-gif-10585383

[graceful cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/dracula-vampire-gif-19016399

[jolly gorge]

how long does a request for playtest usually take?

[pulsar dragon]

@jolly gorge 2hrs

[little verge]

12 hrs at max. The queue has been cleared recently check your steam library if you have not already.

Did you take it back from him?

[soft osprey]

Adrenaline wore off

[twilit sinew]

how do yall get to the actual arenas? ive just been able to play the void map thing

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Request access to the playtest and then wait 12 hours or less( may be more on weekends)

[twilit sinew]

thanks

[versed wadi]

It's not as fun as spikey stick, but the billhook is still a lot of fun

[jolly gorge]

yeah i got it

[dull coral]

how are dudes using armor i only got fist play and carnage

[dawn sparrow]

you can choose a class with the icons to the right from the willie

in the menu

the beggar, the one with fork and such

[hybrid halo]

how do i get better at this bro

[calm ivy]

@remote crypt I got a nice exchange, I think! VERY one-sided, though lol:

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iPITH8kd7md8lr_Fl?invite=cr-MSxqRmEsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[dawn sparrow]

learn from your mistakes. play more!

[little verge]

Practice. lots of practice. What are you struggling the most with?

[ripe meteor]

It’s crazy how half sword used to be real why did they stop

[wheat isle]

Gunpowder 😭😭

[ripe meteor]

I have only the WOKE LEFT to blame for this

[tender quest]

Heavy Thang

[ripe meteor]

By god thays the biggest greatsword I’ve ever seen

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/what-breaking-bad-jesse-gif-14560541

[tender quest]

tis large

[woven nexus]

Source?

https://tenor.com/view/bait-fish-this-is-bait-gif-11212449

[tender quest]

nice, double kill

[woven nexus]

What i thought.

[long oasis]

i tried to send 98 mb video its not working also

[stoic sedge]

guys how do i beat the spikey stick

[lusty brook]

I usually block high and sprint towards them

[stoic sedge]

omg i tried that and got instant killed with a swing

[lusty brook]

React faster then

[stoic sedge]

oh!

forgot i could just do that

[humble bloom]

the only way to stop a bad guy with a spikey stick is with a good guy with a spikey stick

[fast bramble]

Are you sure it was actually 98MB?

The way Windows and Discord calculate 100MB is different

[long oasis]

Yes im pretty sure it was

[humble bloom]

its possible discord tried compressing it and than it made it larger because discord sucks

[fast bramble]

Yeah that's also possible

Otherwise I'm not sure what to say

[remote crypt]

by the skin of my teeth I have naked fought the spiky stick https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1293002280785805363/spiky_stick_survival.mp4?ex=6705c9b6&is=67047836&hm=c78f2cf813bf723113b40bed76e8b5a805797ef99cbc8d6edecdf9f62b4f858e&

[hollow geyser]

brotha euhhhh

[brazen cloak]

how did you get armorless brave stand !1!1?

[remote crypt]

@weak roost

[vapid hull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1257151795403423786/1292159358909550642/1722433661123.gif

[true thorn]

i love finally getting matching drip after 50 rerolls only to die to the first enemy

[fast bramble]

Something you can do is either follow the guide in this picture or use OVRDTH's loadout saver once it comes back online

[true thorn]

peak

[brazen cloak]

ah naisu

[mint ridge]

i need help with somthing

can anyone help

[fast bramble]

What are your specs? CPU, GPU, RAM, etc.

[mint ridge]

Cpu, intel core i5 10th gen gpu is integrated gpu and 16gb ram

[fast bramble]

From what I can find it's just asking you to update your drivers, integrated might not work well with this game but fingers crossed for you, they have a faq about it: https://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/support/articles/000092125/graphics.html

So I'd recommend starting with making sure your drivers are up to date

[mint ridge]

is it that important???

those are the only outdated drivers 😭

[mint ridge]

.

[fast bramble]

Those don't look related, give me a second

[fast bramble]

What operating system are you on?

[mint ridge]

windows 11

[fast bramble]

https://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/download/776137/intel-7th-10th-gen-processor-graphics-windows.html Try this

But if that doesn't work, then you may need to contact Intel support

[mint ridge]

yo i dont know you but i respect you so much

[fast bramble]

❤️

[red moth]

w mods in this server

[mint ridge]

Fr bru ive only been in here for 8 minutes or somthing and this guy already fixed my problem

[jolly tundra]

i thought this was pretty surgical

[mint ridge]

u gave him a goddamn haircut

[remote crypt]

Imagine if he wasnt bald

just willie getting scalped

[brazen cloak]

yeah damn

[fast bramble]

I'm curious how they're going to handle hair in the future

[brazen cloak]

same

or water

if they

add water

well

[mint ridge]

yo my screen turned very low resolotion is there an explaination

[fast bramble]

That might just be the default settings for the new drivers, are you able to change the resolution?

Is this on your desktop or in-game?

[mint ridge]

its flashing black

[brazen cloak]

they could either like not pay too much attention or pay very much attention

[little verge]

Daily Reminder to Wishlist Half Sword on steam

-# If you haven't already. This helps allot!

[fast bramble]

Oh is it still installing?

[mint ridge]

i think its still downloading

[fast bramble]

Oh

[mint ridge]

yeh

[fast bramble]

Yeah it'll do that then

[gentle root]

do u guys have an idea of when the game will be released proeprly

fucking awesome game

[fast bramble]

One of these years

[brazen cloak]

thanks john wonder beast !

[gentle root]

in the next 10 years...

[fast bramble]

We're only seeing about 5% of the total game right now, we're in pre-alpha still

[gentle root]

i just want blood!!!!

[little verge]

We will be releasing a roadmap in December that will make it more clear where development will be going longterm.

[gentle root]

andf to actrually own the game so i can support the devs

[mint ridge]

wwill u guys add more updated to the demo until its out?

[gentle root]

because what it is right now is awesome

[gentle root]

sweet

[little verge]

Best way to support is wishlist and tell all your friends.

[fast bramble]

I've been begging them for months to let me just throw money at their faces, we must remain patient lol

[gentle root]

i have yeah

[brazen cloak]

someone said they were testing is this true

[gentle root]

damn humble devs fr

i want blood

[little verge]

Testing what?

[brazen cloak]

uh

[gentle root]

ikts a bit annoying that the playtrest has no blood

[brazen cloak]

the new updated playtest/demo

[gentle root]

ruins the immersion

[brazen cloak]

or sm

[fast bramble]

That'll be returning soon™️

[mint ridge]

humble ahh mods aint gon lie

[gentle root]

yay

[mint ridge]

humble and kind

[little verge]

Nope, no new test build.

[fast bramble]

Between the game show not allowing it and the new blood/gore system not being ready yet it'll just take a bit longer

[brazen cloak]

oh okie

well

not a new one but an updated version of abyss or current playtest

[fast bramble]

In the meantime, this thread has many photos that might sate your thirst for blood https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1279922212421505149

[mint ridge]

oh yay my resolotion is back

[fast bramble]

Woo

[gentle root]

hahha i just want it cus it smore immersive

[little verge]

No new update being tested at this time either, new systems still being developed.

[brazen cloak]

i see

propaganda !

[fast bramble]

The devs are testing things, but no one else is getting anything new yet

[brazen cloak]

im hopping on quaternion sword

[mint ridge]

Uk simulator

[brazen cloak]

[little verge]

Who was spreading these lies to you?
-# roleplay voice.

[brazen cloak]

😟

uhhhh

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1268497078368079974/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[fast bramble]

I'm so happy this gif still gets used

[mint ridge]

im saving this

vr support when????

[brazen cloak]

twas in culture2131 or OVRDTH profile but i may have misunderstood or something

[little verge]

I use it all the time, it functions as gently warn.

[remote crypt]

I think mainly he's playtesting the mod

[brazen cloak]

ah

[little verge]

OVRDTH I don't believe you!

People misunderstand things all the times who knows.

[mint ridge]

?

[brazen cloak]

ye

[remote crypt]

fellas

[brazen cloak]

hi

[remote crypt]

@calm ivy boutta nut once this vid uploads

[little verge]

People have modded VR, no planned VR support.

[little verge]

Is it a Half Sword Video?

[remote crypt]

absolutely

what else would it be?

[mint ridge]

Nice, No planned VR support.

[red moth]

if people can make minecraft vr, than just give the modders like a month or two with this one lol

[fossil ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1268497078368079974/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1293022989541052487/yes.mp4?ex=6705dcff&is=67048b7f&hm=a45a6349a266f4eb0c2ab85f388b97c89f9ad2c6de88d0d3dcf373a22ce3e709&

[fossil ore]

IM GOING TO TOUCH YOU

[brazen cloak]

dint touc

[weak roost]

Waaahhhh

[mint ridge]

way too real

[little verge]

With this playerbase, I can never be sure.

[mint ridge]

Agreed

[brazen cloak]

um hi

[fossil ore]

@remote crypt Live stream it i dare you

[remote crypt]

@little vergewatch and weep

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/what-nani-marmot-squirrel-turn-around-gif-2041453844604053512

[little verge]

I did weep at the resolution.

[brazen cloak]

lmao

[red moth]

airhorns

I’m glad I’m not the only old memer**

[remote crypt]

2160x1080

I miss frankie when he was frankieonpcin1080p tbh

[brazen cloak]

guh

[weak roost]

Oh are you talking about my bio?

[brazen cloak]

yes

[red moth]

https://tenor.com/view/single-hit-real-cat-car-gif-15576000014729577925

[weak roost]

That’s for my tool 🙂 not the game

[brazen cloak]

i see

[weak roost]

As much as I wish

[little verge]

I bet I am older.

[mint ridge]

what should i put in launch options to higher allocated memory

[red moth]

LISTEN BUB. you might be, but at the end of the day i hope you find solace in the fact that not everyone in this server is gen z

im birthdaying this month so

[calm ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/premium-suprapixel-de-primera-buena-calidad-buenos-gif-17893152

[mint ridge]

im 78

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/rule135-respect-the-office-34-guys-gif-2701579908575226325

[mint ridge]

anyways what should i put in launch options to higher allocated memory

[remote crypt]

I said it first. He'd nut

[red moth]

wait hold on that can be taken out of context so easily

[little verge]

I don't have an answer to this sorry.

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1293009237030600794/took_him_with_me.mp4?ex=6705d031&is=67047eb1&hm=ffa2611846f6bb787fe62451181a585e6fca4dcceebf577edc87bfac3730723c& have some more bardcore

[little verge]

Yeah I did a thing there didn't I.

[mint ridge]

its ok mcwonderbeast

[red moth]

naaahhhhhhhhh it’ll be fine. I wonder if people even USE that website anymore

yknow what, don’t answer that ponder

[little verge]

It's not, I am going to wake up at 3am in a cold sweet remembering I couldn't resolve this vital issue.

[mint ridge]

i love waking up in cold sweets

[little verge]

I can honestly say I don't know that website.

[red moth]

rule uhh… rule uhh…….

Naaahhhh it ain’t important

[little verge]

I have a cold, sweated the ed hard. made McWonderSoup.

[red moth]

https://tenor.com/view/speedrunning-gif-19797016

[fast bramble]

I'm in that weird spot where I'm technically Gen Z but only because I was born a few months into the year, any earlier and I'd be a Millenial

[wise halo]

Looks like even in the USA the cold is dominating atm

[red moth]

you can be a commemorative millennial, but honestly neither are good options

i was born 1999 so i like to call myself a 90s baby

cause I’m the youngest of 6 so i had what they all had

and they all had 90s stuff. ANYWAYS enough of this Ted talk

[mint ridge]

perhaps now i may have the tools bequeath me to attempt a attack against a cellular platform named "microsoft edge" at the title of "pls help how ram more into steam fast" and wish me luck i shall find thy'm looking for.

[wise halo]

Nintendo 64

[red moth]

I still have mine
Right here on my desk

and my old crt :)

[wise halo]

I have mine too

[fast bramble]

1997 for me, so about the same boat, just a few more memories

[little verge]

Gross your not even a real 90's kid.

[red moth]

it’s one of those things u didn’t think would be valuable in any way shape or form. Other than maybe like an emotional value

[red moth]

RUDE

if rubber isn’t that means I’m not

and i can’t have that >:(

[little verge]

Oh now I know I am older.

[fast bramble]

It didn't help that my parents were boomers so I was exposed to a lot of old stuff through them, my first computer was a DOS machine my dad found in the work dumpster and he loaded it up with '80s and '90s games, and from there I went through Windows 95, 98, and it took a while to get XP, no internet for the longest time either

[wise halo]

My favourite 2 games are Super Mario 64 and Banjo & Tooie (yes the second one, we never had the first one, only later on xbox arcade)

[red moth]

@little verge this is my explanation

[little verge]

Oh so you did have a real childhood then! praise be boomers!

[red moth]

BRO guess what’s in my n64 right now. Wahoo

[fast bramble]

There was a time I could go knock on the kid down the block's door and see if he was able to hang out

[wise halo]

Super mario 64

[red moth]

also, the second one really?

[wise halo]

did you have mario party?

[wise halo]

Yes banjo tooie

[red moth]

i have it on my shelf yes lmao

[mint ridge]

Ahoy matey!, I will eat ye until ye 'elp me in this here

[wise halo]

also mario party 2?

In Mario party 2 you had themed outfits for every map.

[red moth]

now it’s just a dm

[mint ridge]

@fast bramble I need 'elp addin' more ram into steam an' google searches dont 'elp

[fast bramble]

Uh what

Adding more RAM?

[mint ridge]

ye

[red moth]

allocating

[mint ridge]

thats the word

[red moth]

i want to help but I’m so thigh rn

yes thigh

[fast bramble]

Once things changed to phone calls and text messages me and that kid drifted apart pretty quickly tbh

[little verge]

By this logic I would be an 80's baby. I am also the youngest of six (are you Catholic or Mormon) I was born in 1990 though.

The way I always viewed it is you don't have true memories on average until about age 3 so kids born later then '95 do not have many real memories of the decade culturally speaking.

[mint ridge]

as we speak im in the launch options what should I add

[little verge]

Oh man we are way off topic moving to #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[wise halo]

I remember playing Jazz Jackrabbit 2 on my friends PC with keyboard and joystick.

[fast bramble]

I'm going to be honest I'm not sure, I've never actually used an Intel integrated GPU, hopefully someone can help

[fast bramble]

We #general-catfish-🐱🐟 now but yesssss

[mint ridge]

its ok ye tried yer best

[mint ridge]

i finished the tutorial how do i get into sandbox

[remote crypt]

I've finally practiced my footwork with parries. Kept getting fucking annoyed by my misses

[mint ridge]

how do i get into that place

[remote crypt]

Go to the steam page and request access to the playtest

[mint ridge]

like customizing my enemies and stuff

ok

[remote crypt]

You can't customize enemies

but you have much better mechanics to learn

[mint ridge]

randomly gen?

[remote crypt]

yep

[mint ridge]

ai?

[remote crypt]

yep

no multiplayer

[mint ridge]

can you choose multiplayer or ai?

or only multiplayer

[remote crypt]

Only AI

there is NO multiplayer

[mint ridge]

ohhh

i thought you meant "yep, no i meant multiplayer"

[remote crypt]

Unfortunately no

[mint ridge]

not "yes no multiplayer"

[remote crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1293034939482247208/almost_hitless.mp4?ex=6705e821&is=670496a1&hm=e7e4a5f7cb47f12439fc520af7ed10e0a4032d31fea17fe855fdbebffd58b28a&

[twilit granite]

Do not listen to anyone telling you there’s multiplayer

[remote crypt]

but if you read up

[mint ridge]

multiplayer would be soo soo fun

[remote crypt]

you can do file manipulation

there's only the coop mod for the rougelike

and thats iirc remote play

[mint ridge]

real

i gotta head to bed

i got school tmrw

bye guys

[mint ridge]

sick vid

[remote crypt]

❤️

I was surprised I got the twofer in the beginning

dude moved right in the right spot

[calm ivy]

Smooth moves, dude!

[remote crypt]

❤️

I live for paulie's approval

[calm ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/aknightstale-gif-25510921

[remote crypt]

for me?

[calm ivy]

Yes.

https://tenor.com/view/treat-yo-self-treat-your-self-parks-and-rec-parks-and-recreation-retta-gif-5540972

[remote crypt]

[calm ivy]

New swordplay just dropped! I felt pretty cool lol (some actual parries in this one!)

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iPMNkSNmUZPN4uiQC?invite=cr-MSxMS0ksMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[remote crypt]

he tried to take it away

[plush pelican]

didnt someone make a menu for selecting builds from a list?

where is that thang

[remote crypt]

n o i c e

[calm ivy]

I like how he puts his hands on his head after he stabs dude's neck.. I know he's recovering from his own injuries, but it looks like he TOTALLY REGRETS killing the guy lolol 😭 😂 😂

[calm ivy]

Thank you, good sire!

[remote crypt]

ikrrrr

"so much fkn paperwork"

[calm ivy]

Loll

[royal venture]

For some reason when i try to play with multiple enemies it lags AF, anyone has any solution?

[remote crypt]

drop your graphics settings

[remote crypt]

hate when they can't get up

[pulsar dragon]

This might just be me, but they should add Jousting

[jolly gorge]

finally passed both fences after a lot of trial and error

[calm ivy]

It'd be pretty cool; the closest I've gotten to "jousting" lol:

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iPOxLEtJVehvLt7K9?invite=cr-MSxQV3EsMjY1MzE2ODc2LA

[arctic cradle]

Pain

[dense island]

we here call this a

"fuck you but thanks"

moment

[red moth]

first blood game mode

[pulsar dragon]

that also sounds good

[red moth]

i think itd make more sense in the context. and itd basically be the same thing, especially if u were restricted to swords

[autumn sequoia]

Is blood back

[sleek stag]

did they get rid of gore in the playtest?

whoops just read faq

[west plover]

You 2 bullied the shit outta him! He just wanted the oar

Or wooden axe-

Or rudder?

[dense island]

the angry stick

[stark frost]

Here me out fellas

Half sword zombies

[summer plank]

Thank god you have reading skills lol

I am proud

[sleek stag]

yupi

[opal sundial]

Nah genuinely you’re one of the few people who actually read the faq before they ask a question (or in your case, right after, but close enough so as to answer it yourself)

[sleek stag]

i am smurt

[wispy bobcat]

Paddle

I think that’s the word

[brisk osprey]

made a papercut and he started crying

[calm zealot]

Dada can we have blue blood option

Actually being able to change blood and gore colour would be kinda sick

Cool af

[fickle pumice]

why i dont see blood?

[polar palm]

the screen when you boot the playtest tells you

[silent torrent]

cuts throat
tis but a scratch

[ripe meteor]

Does armour affect stamina?

[fleet stump]

yes

[supple cedar]

cool

[fleet stump]

ill have to stop tracking Fear at xx:50, if anyone will be able to pick up

[tribal blaze]

just a little knit pick but it's annoying having to go back to the menu apon death, especially when i found a loadout that i liked and then having to shuffle around to find a similar loadout to the one I had :/

[bold radish]

i bled out and died after trying to pull out a spear stuck in my ass

[somber copper]

gib blood

[flint fable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468926384606019584/1288615886583758889/1e9mx8n67jsc1.webp

“Blood when”

[graceful fable]

Anyone else put the damage for player and ai to the lowest so duels last way longer?

I like using any polearm, and fighting other polearms

[sacred gorge]

how to play battels in play test i only get hand fight and fence

[idle crane]

Press the little buttons on the right of the main menu to change class

[wooden socket]

may he rest in peace

"you are hurt!" like yeah no shit

that somehow just didnt kill me

[arctic cradle]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE JESTER, PEASENT?!?!

[wooden socket]

am i the only one who absolutely sucks godawfully at the 1h weapons + buckler

[graceful fable]

No I can barely use them either

[wooden socket]

im half decent with like mace + regular shield (the one you can like punch with) but mace + buckler in particular i just suck at

[silent torrent]

Which shield is the buckler

[idle crane]

Small metal one

[silent torrent]

Ohh

I usually just use that as a blunt weapon

Especially against armour it works quite well

[bold radish]

me when i stick an adze in an enemy and let go of it

(every move he makes the blade gets deeper)

[wooden socket]

the voulge is really fun ngl

[silent torrent]

I find it way easier to block with two-handed weapons compared to actual shields tbh

[wooden socket]

tiers 4-6 (i forgor what theyre called) are the best ones imo

[bold radish]

the best tier is when no armor but sharp weapon

[silent torrent]

Spiky stick my beloved

[wooden socket]

personally not a big fan of tier 3

they just go by so fast and if youre unlucky you just die immediately

and the weapon matchups arent that diverse

[bold radish]

live fast die young

face off

he lived wtf

[wooden socket]

respect to this voulge man i fought

he got stabbed through the chest and before dying he still bonked me in the face

[bold radish]

man took an axe to the face

oh no accidentially killed him

:c

[wooden socket]

i should play the demo too ngl

[graceful fable]

I got like 30 hours in playtest before i got 2 in the demo

[wooden socket]

The forbidden technique: DUAL SWORD

[bold radish]

half sword times 4

[gloomy moss]

I just blew someones head off…

What a rush

😆

[wooden socket]

After seemingly perishing in a great duel with another mighty warrior who happened to eerily resemble himself, Willie would wake up in an unknown limbo of sorts. Where was he?

the demo feels so weird

[graceful fable]

Yeah I find that overhead swings feel really weird

[bold radish]

cheesing the reaper

i always win by getting in the bind

keeping enemy at bay

so i dont suffer the same fate

[graceful fable]

His weapon is so good

[bold radish]

yes i know

its just a spear but better

i take their souls

[graceful fable]

this guy fucking stood up after this

[bold radish]

simple scythe manual

1 minute paint drawing

[smoky quail]

the good thing with the scythe is that it can literally just glitch through armor and dismember someone with a simple swing

[tribal prairie]

he's trying to fist combat with me with no hand 😂

[bold radish]

even if it woked fine

its still a very large blade with a long reach

war scythes wehn

[kind root]

is there a way to get him off??

[bold radish]

wiggle it around

fr

[visual sedge]

Hi I would like to ask why am i still not accepted to olay the early access when the mod here said that i should wait for 12-24hrs it has already been passed it

[thorny perch]

You failed the application

Better luck next year

[abstract geyser]

depends what he's into

[abstract geyser]

did you pay the entry fee?

[autumn sequoia]

Is blood back

[alpine lynx]

no

[loud river]

Why is that kinda drip?

@tough yew would closed armets like that ever be worn without like, a full harness pauldrons and the like?

[thorny geyser]

Is this my laptop's fault?

[loud river]

If your laptop decided to buy itself when it only had 8 gigs of ram yeah

[tough yew]

yea i dont see why not

[loud river]

Otherwise prolly yours lol.

[thorny geyser]

Yeah dont have access to my computer so im stuck with my school laptop.. it crashes everytime I die in the game 😭

[broken estuary]

Hello, I'm playing the game and there's no blood, why?

[loud river]

Yeahhh, could try turning the graphics down.

[loud river]

Restart the game and read every screen that pops up carefully.

[thorny geyser]

Oh it has been down the whole time sadly 😢

[loud river]

[tough yew]

or you could read the faq.

[loud river]

At that point, sorry man.

[tough yew]

#faq

[loud river]

I like to TROLL Fencer

[thorny geyser]

But it wont stop me cuz its so much fun

[loud river]

Let me have joy

[tough yew]

acting like they'll read it anyways

[loud river]

Fr id be playing on a gameboy if it meant I could keep Half Swording

[thorny geyser]

Im not so up to date with the game but when is it fully releasing?

[loud river]

Ah, that one can be answered by the faq

#faq

[broken estuary]

I'm trying now

[loud river]

Pretty much everything you could ask is in the FAQ

We don’t know any more than that lol

[tough yew]

we dont really have anything else other than, there'll be a roadmap by xmas which should have a release timeframe.

[opal sundial]

hi cold

[tough yew]

but even then its coming out as EA [early access]

[loud river]

Heeloo weem

[loud river]

Which even that could change

[steep field]

damn we have the opposite laptops (i have high cpu usage instead of memory)

[broken estuary]

I understand, thank you

[thorny geyser]

😔 Wanna swap?

[opal sundial]

Yeah, probably because all of the operations your cpu has to do

[tough yew]

yea

[opal sundial]

Since half sword is physics heavy

[steep field]

no

[tough yew]

we gotta be patient, as always hehe

[broken estuary]

Isn't there a way to play bloody?

[sacred compass]

It's an older version of the game

[steep field]

half sword runs good on my laptop i just have problems with really big beamng maps

[thorny geyser]

Yes, Ill give you a warhammer 40k mini fig too

[loud river]

Not in the playtest

[steep field]

not a warhammer guy

[loud river]

The demo still has blood

[thorny geyser]

Worth a try 🙄

[opal sundial]

Half Sword is like a fly trap for warhammer fans for whatever reason (myself included)

[loud river]

Shit bro one warhammer minifig is worth it’s weight in plutonium

That shit is hella expensive

[thorny geyser]

So... are you a heretic?

[loud river]

You could buy a small nation with a single Primaris Marine

[opal sundial]

No… no. I love the emperor! I love the Imperium!

[loud river]

Hard to love ‘m Emprah when I’m in CRIPPLING DEBT TO MY COMMISSAR

JOPALL INDENTURED SQUADRONS BEST GUARDSMEN

[steep field]

🍿

[thorny geyser]

Imperial fist mogs sorry man

[thorny geyser]

Wanna swap laptop?

[wise halo]

I have a gaming PC, no thank you

idk why your game takes 10GB

maybe because I am on dead screen atm

[steep field]

each copy of half sword is personalized

[thorny geyser]

School laptop can't handle the game on low graphics

[wise halo]

im still on 4GB when 3v3

[thorny geyser]

Well it CAN but whenever I die it crashes so

[wise halo]

I am playing on EPIC settings

[thorny geyser]

We are comparing a gaming pc and a old school laptop 😭

[wise halo]

The game takes 9GB vram of my GPU

[knotty field]

gore when? tokyo game show is over

[tough yew]

they didn't say it will immediately come after the Show, shorter answer soon.

[thorny perch]

Its next week

[sacred compass]

tokyo game show goes on in our hearts

it'll never end

[crude flower]

Blood for the blood god

I love Khorne

[knotty field]

for real?

[peak ingot]

he didnt say which next week

[red moth]

the people who know and can say have signed an nda, so anyone giving you any dates are going to be wrong.

the people who know, legally can not say anything

[rustic oak]

And if they do?

[crude flower]

They'll be executed

Halfsword style

All limbs broken, thrown around a bit, and then careful quartering and skinning

[opal wraith]

When will I get it?

[crude flower]

When it comes in the mail

[trail nexus]

anyone know if theres a world record site for playtest? (other than speedrun)

[idle crane]

12 hours or less

[opal wraith]

ok

[crude flower]

Don't think so

Unless it's just the record thing every twitch person uses

Always

[trail nexus]

cos ion get how these mfs keep beating the world record but ion even know what the world record is LOL

[opal wraith]

When will the game be released?

[crude flower]

Like 30 min

[crude flower]

Right now

[opal wraith]

ok

[crude flower]

Crazy how many people rely on others for things they can just find

[polar palm]

this has to be one of the most pathetic fights i've had in a while

[idle crane]

Willie is a spartan

[opal wraith]

12 hours ?

[idle crane]

Usually less

[sleek stag]

where are photos saved?

[opal wraith]

ok\

[idle crane]

\steamapps\common\Half Sword Playtest\VersionTest54\Screenshots

[tropic raptor]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iQ29Ut133VPMQ2sA0?invite=cr-MSxlSmosMjE3MzYwOTMs

outplayed that bih

liver shots ftw

[peak ingot]

we should make an agreement with the devs that if nobody asks for gore for 24 hours, it gets added

like nobody even mentions it

[idle crane]

Brave Stand

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-impossible-marvel-shocked-gif-15104180

[tender quest]

when gore

[peak ingot]

so was getting it to be the most wishlisted game on steam but they said theyd add gore if that happened

[peak ingot]

seeing all these clips makes me feel like im the only guy who plays in first person

[idle crane]

that was a joke and its still a long way away

[tropic raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/hellokittythinking-hellokittythink-thinking-wondering-anime-gif-22535898

me in class wondering when they gonna add gore

[ebon orchid]

am i the only one who doesnt get weapons

[tropic raptor]

watch this

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iQ2udDCoQ9s5z6oC4?invite=cr-MSxhVkYsMjE3MzYwOTMs

most brutal kill if seen

the way i fucking stabbed it deeper

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dwight-schrute-perhaps-gif-25872304

[ebon orchid]

not fair

[tender quest]

should learn to click the buttons on the main menu then eh?

[bold estuary]

found this game yesterday and its a blast

[thorny perch]

No

[thorny perch]

Can you turn up brightness

[thorny perch]

Wsg

@echo pawn

[crude flower]

Average psychopath

[quick torrent]

how do people customise their battles so they end up being like a dude with no armour against a full armour?

[plush stump]

gyatt damn