halfsword-chat-⚔

[brazen cloak]

willie recieves: your blood. you recieve: nothing

[brazen cloak]

😭

[supple cedar]

is that a reshade

[bitter zinc]

one swing and i got him right in the throat

[soft osprey]

Why would you do that jerk

[supple cedar]

be nice to people

[bitter zinc]

I feel like this is one of those games where knowing real sword techniques might actually help

unfortunately i do not know real sword techniques

[cerulean torrent]

will they update the playtest?

[bitter zinc]

eventually

[brazen cloak]

some time after tgs

[cerulean torrent]

[supple cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-cringe-gif-11013053707298497155

[bitter zinc]

I'm mainly just trying to attack around their guard or bait them into an opening and its working most of the time

[soft osprey]

He’s literally killing my boyfriend fym be nice

[cerulean torrent]

what

[supple cedar]

he is freaky dont mind him

what

[soft osprey]

Those were rocks

[cobalt onyx]

how to get access tho?

[brazen cloak]

usually the reverse happens to me for no apparent reason

[frank scarab]

request, and wait

[cobalt onyx]

ok

[bitter zinc]

I think I just got a double kill

[trail pivot]

i remember beating the shit out of my enemy only to die at the end because i went into his sword

[brazen cloak]

frr

its tragic

[bitter zinc]

fist fighting is so hard

Like you just have to swing wildly and hope

[brazen cloak]

halfsword hard with absurdly sore arm

[daring gale]

how do i obtain all the other versions of half sword?

[brazen cloak]

it wasnt for you ig

[open kindle]

request, and wait

[daring gale]

i have the payetst and the demo and also the gauntlet but what are the other ones?

[brazen cloak]

only the gauntlet then so on itch.io

[trail pivot]

the price i pay for victory

[brazen cloak]

something like that lol

[frank scarab]

for random madness, click on this https://drive.google.com/file/d/1PyEEN0Dc90VWOFSxMuUi56tGA2hXDbGV/view?usp=sharing
for dungeon, type this link in.

[brazen cloak]

or an apfsds hits me out of nowhere

[daring gale]

thanks

[brazen cloak]

weh

[frank scarab]

you can do a virus scan on both links

i know you guys don't trust me

[trail pivot]

or your enemy

[silk kiln]

gore will return soon

[brazen cloak]

in my 40 hours i have not seen such an occasion

[bitter zinc]

Got him

[trail pivot]

in my 60 hours i have seen too much

[brazen cloak]

damn

[trail pivot]

i think thats the right one

YEAH

[brazen cloak]

lmfao

where was he off to 😭

[trail pivot]

his spidey senses went off

[tough yew]

[this is 100% trust worthy as I was the guy to find the HS dungeon build]

[bitter zinc]

I was playing the janky itch.io demo and accidentally made him fly into the ceiling and his arm stretched out

[brazen cloak]

caught a scent of pie

dungeon build?

[open kindle]

how early is this

goddamn

[bitter zinc]

idk. whichever one is on itch

[brazen cloak]

public humiliation

well

now its public

[daring gale]

the dungeon build link just show me this

[trail pivot]

more humiliation

[brazen cloak]

what a loser..

[soft osprey]

I can never trust a melon. Though you look big, you’re like 90% water. Like a bag of air with potato chips in it.

[brazen cloak]

i dont think theres any logic behind this one

[daring gale]

lol

[brazen cloak]

halved sword

[daring gale]

so is it posible to get the dungeon build?

[trail pivot]

i will never forget my most embarassing moment

i won at the end but at what cost

[brazen cloak]

😟

darksouls 3 on sale!1!1??1??1

[ripe meteor]

My severest condolences

[brazen cloak]

this is the best day ever

[brazen cloak]

nap

im an ace photographer

[brazen cloak]

comeback of the minute

the first hit shouldve killed waht

[trail pivot]

the polish blood has a buff for being drunk

[brazen cloak]

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/watermelon-sugar-high-gif-23245769

[brazen cloak]

uh

[cinder stone]

ew, spoiled watermelons

[topaz flower]

yall how do i rec in game

[brazen cloak]

what happened to your son

[trail pivot]

melon balloon

[frank scarab]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1hK3xUdccOWq8Lf_egEkEG00VrjEuBwtI/view

[topaz flower]

wata ballon watermelon you say

[brazen cloak]

hagrid..?

[brazen cloak]

i love axe

[trail pivot]

same

[brazen cloak]

im running it rn

[trail pivot]

sometimes during brave stand ill just steal one to kill the rest

or the goedendag

[open kindle]

axe goes hardd

[frank scarab]

half sword gaming

[brazen cloak]

yeah

[brazen cloak]

i dont steal from the peasants !

mainly because i forgor

[ripe meteor]

Why did it do that

[frank scarab]

WATER melon

[trail pivot]

steal their HATS

[brazen cloak]

[bitter zinc]

I just tried that halfsword dungeon build and man how old is that?

[brazen cloak]

actually based idea wait

[frank scarab]

oldest available build

[brazen cloak]

o

[trail pivot]

just did a speedrun

[frank scarab]

and this is the oldest known build https://www.reddit.com/r/unrealengine/comments/pj4csh/halfsword_totally_inaccurate_medieval_fencing/

[brazen cloak]

timfs

[frank scarab]

exanima but half sword

[brazen cloak]

one time i got like 3 in a row like that

[bitter zinc]

yeah i was about to say it looks like exanima

[brazen cloak]

maybe i should get off the sword halbes

no never

[polar palm]

bruh i've getting OBLITERATED today. did the enemy ai pull their head out of their ass or am i having a skill issue?

[bitter zinc]

i wonder what the final build of the game will look like. i imagine the playtest is pretty close to what they're shooting for but i'm not sure

[open kindle]

5%

[polar palm]

ok something is wrong. i got hit in the shoulder with the SIDE of a spear and it didn't even fade in. it was just.

https://tenor.com/view/death-ror2-risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain2-gup-gif-25296066

[brazen cloak]

yeah not remotely close to done according to the devs

[daring gale]

what about the build with the yellow people?

[polar palm]

the huh with the what?

[brazen cloak]

wait dungeon is kinda fire

[trail pivot]

HOLY FUCK FIRST TIME I LAUGHED SO HARD OVER HALF SWORD

[daring gale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1288551529799745576/2024-07-24_17-39-36.mov?ex=66f8e460&is=66f792e0&hm=45a0553b2ef20fd3567254856459d0849a2a20e12dd50ed94127fa2b5696608f&

[brazen cloak]

i believe he is on a mission to find every half of every sword

[daring gale]

yup

[brazen cloak]

super magnets?

lmao

[daring gale]

lol

[trail pivot]

became a bowling baall

ball

[brazen cloak]

human catapult ahh

[frank scarab]

second known build that uses actual physics

[soft osprey]

Haha, gross..

[polar palm]

amazing

[frank scarab]

THIS was the first known build of half sword's physics https://x.com/Halfsword_game/status/1570727018387636224

Half Sword -- PLAYTEST OPEN! (@Halfsword_game) on X

I've been working on this fully physically simulated locomotion system lately. I think I have taught my guy to walk a straight line pretty well. Now I need him to do all the other things "Fencing Simulator" is supposed to have

#gamedev #indiedev #IndieGameDev #UE5 #UnrealEngine

Twitter · Sep 16, 2022, 10:51 AM

[daring gale]

woah

[ripe meteor]

Did you see the head stretch on that

[daring gale]

damn

[frank scarab]

the lemon men build used to be public, now its lost until mcwonder or franky shares a archive link.

[daring gale]

oh thats disappointing

[brazen cloak]

butter

[frank scarab]

also not alot of people mention this but in skyrim's anniversary franky made this version that was prob never shared. https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/z05bg8/my_playable_fanart_physics/

also the fus ro dah mechanic was carried over to later builds.

random medness one included

was removed when the gauntlet version dropped.

[tribal prairie]

can i download it ???

[frank scarab]

skyrim build? no, that version in the video? kinda, that exact version isn't available but this one is #halfsword-chat-⚔ message

its pretty similar

[tribal prairie]

thx

[daring gale]

WHAT IS THIS VERSION

oops caps

[pseudo blaze]

a

[tribal prairie]

it will be cool if the skyrim build was realeased :)))

[frank scarab]

no exact name, i think its newer then this one

[daring gale]

is it downloadable?

[frank scarab]

no if you are still talking about this

[daring gale]

aww man i like the sandy floor

hey if you dont mind could you send me the icons you made for the versions on steam?

[tribal prairie]

me waiting for the next update

[daring gale]

thanks

[frank scarab]

whoops forgot these

[storm osprey]

blawg did NOT make these icons for the steam version

[ripe meteor]

Is there a link to the random madness buuld anywhere?

[frank scarab]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[ripe meteor]

God bless

[storm osprey]

blawg did NOT make these icons for the steam version

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-scout-tf2-team-fortress-2-nuh-uh-meme-nuh-uh-gif-14999629139701312847

[storm osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1289392158935351306/attachment.gif

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-tf2-tf2-no-tf2-scout-no-tf2-gif-5658164279773421779

[versed wadi]

Hmm. Today I've gotten two fatal errors

[soft osprey]

Are you running half sword in dx11 or 12

[versed wadi]

dx 12

seems fairly random so far. Both times it's happened, it's been on the character select and after I've been playing for more than an hour

[storm osprey]

switch to 11

[soft osprey]

Yeah dx12 causes crashes quite often

[storm osprey]

dx12 has to be optimized by the developers themselves, versus dx11

although i wish vulkan was added instead of dx12

much newer and less performance heavy

[versed wadi]

Ah good to know. I'll jump back to 11 then

[daring gale]

has anyone made another half sword trainer for the playtest?

[soft osprey]

No not yet

[daring gale]

aww man

[storm osprey]

no cheats 4 u

[daring gale]

lol

[supple cedar]

man wants to throw chairs at willie

with middlemouse

[versed wadi]

I got the short end of that stick x_x

[supple cedar]

hopefully not ip grabber

[honest pine]

hawk tuah on half sword when???

[storm osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1289392158935351306/attachment.gif

[jovial ridge]

thats really good

[storm osprey]

low quality

different font

0/10

day ruined

[jovial ridge]

woon...

[jovial ridge]

perfect

[frozen kindle]

is the demo gore going to be added back into the playtest or final game

[versed wadi]

I am in a reallllllly bad situation

[storm osprey]

gore 2.0 is being worked on

no demo gore in the playtest

[frozen kindle]

alright cheers mate

[tender quest]

caught me off guard because i tabbed in and was surrounded lol

[versed wadi]

Cannot wait to see it in game!

[storm osprey]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1279922212421505149

[jovial ridge]

Well It doesn't matter because you're a good player

[frozen kindle]

lovely

seems like a more in depth f.l.e.s.h ish system

[versed wadi]

fr, if I were in that situation I'd have been dropped x_x

[topaz flower]

How to Get Playtest Step 1: Click on request step 2: wait 72 Hours

[jovial ridge]

Lol well that's why you practice

[storm osprey]

for how long have you been waiting

[topaz flower]

I have Requested 2 days ago

[storm osprey]

cause sending a request during the TGS is obviously going to take longer

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-smiling-cat-cat-cute-kitty-gif-12097880735853048722

[storm osprey]

normally itll take between a few hours and a day

[wise halo]

Look in library for: halfsword playtest

[topaz flower]

If u hate blood why u Play bloody game

[versed wadi]

LMAO

Game: "you won"
Also Game, 2 seconds later: "You died"

[jovial ridge]

.....

[topaz flower]

TO THE SIGMAS OF HALFSWORDS

[wise halo]

This is proof they just dislike you. Goodluck.

[jovial ridge]

Are you on an android tablet??

[topaz flower]

Idk for school

[jovial ridge]

Ok...

[storm osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-turkey-man-aisah-angry-turkish-man-turkey-chad-kim-kardashian-gif-17115796

[versed wadi]

this guy's color of his gambeson plus the shape of the helmet reminds me of a modern day drill sergeant in a weird way

"it's okay, Soldier. Walk it off. Ibuproffin and change your socks."

[jovial ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-britney-spears-awkward-cringy-ouch-gif-24347539

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-no-idea-gif-27149353

[jovial ridge]

.....

[jovial ridge]

Time to get off discord lmaoo

And work on my mods

See ya

[topaz flower]

This watcha lookin for

[polar palm]

AI generated pictures of soldiers is so funny to me

[ripe meteor]

Phantom pain

[versed wadi]

Yeah there's a weird sense of. idk. A weird sense of calm that you don't REALLY see there 😂

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-fish-eater-big-boss-what-a-thrill-kaz-im-already-a-demon-gif-25290624

[topaz flower]

Phantom Pains is When You Lose an Leg but still Feel it

[polar palm]

i showed a veteran buddy one of them and the disapointment in his voice reading the sign saying "veetera"

it was supposed to say "happy veterans day"

[bleak fox]

what this mod ? in france we have juste one mod in the dark !

[versed wadi]

mod?

[topaz flower]

Bro can Halfsword Demo Fix the darkness And make it Light

[wise halo]

Please do not open this fully if you have sensitive eyes

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dismissive-gif-10738059

[wise halo]

@bleak fox Opened it

[topaz flower]

Arghhhh Mah fucking eyes

[versed wadi]

What the actual hell is that

[wise halo]

Willie

[versed wadi]

Looks like someone turned their phone on at night

[wise halo]

It's willie

[idle crane]

Willie after he encounters a hostile alien race that uses blue lasers

[wise halo]

Getting zapped

Bro

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-color-gif-26141033

[idle crane]

How do you even do that with photo mode?

[wise halo]

Look out another one

[wise halo]

Tint and brightness

[marble quest]

can i have playtest?

[wise halo]

second one is with negative filter

[idle crane]

Willie when the soul stealer gets him

[wise halo]

Reminded me of the ghosts in LOTR the Return of the king

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Request access to the playtest and then wait 12 hours or less( may be more on weekends)

[marble quest]

thx

i have already requested

[idle crane]

I knew it reminded me of something i just couldnt remember what exactly

well now you just wait patiently

[marble quest]

ok

[tender quest]

didnt think he'd go straight for my leg at the start lol

[wise halo]

My eyes and brain are still hurting from my own screenshots

[wise halo]

I also try to go for the legs if they have no armor atleast.

[versed wadi]

lmao, he tried his best to hamstring you

[marble quest]

XD

[topaz flower]

NECK HIT IS OP WHEN THEY DONT have armor

[versed wadi]

Oh yeah, even if they just have a breastplate or something, it is super satisfying to get that quick neck chop

[topaz flower]

If PollarAxes Was there It would be OP For guys with half armor or idk

[wise halo]

Okay this is the last one I swear, Do not open if sensitive EYES pls thanks 😄

[versed wadi]

I would love to see a bec de corbin

[versed wadi]

SHIT I am blind now

[topaz flower]

If Cannons was in the game Would it be OP Af

[potent valve]

HOW do i change map in half sword??

[frank scarab]

why am i not blind?

[versed wadi]

Damn that spearman AI did exactly what he needed to do. The second I tried to juke and go forward, I got stabbity stabbed x_x

[soft osprey]

Ah I see what you did wrong-see what you should have actually done, is not get stabbed by the spear. That’s where you messed up

[versed wadi]

See, that's the part that gets me, I just gravitate towards the spear heads! But I'll try to gravitate away from the spearhead next time

[wise halo]

Special effect WIllie

[wise halo]

Welp this was the last one I got

[cloud wind]

that was rude

[versed wadi]

The look on his face here 😂

[daring gale]

Does anyone have any tips on beating the half sword demo?

[wise halo]

Be like this Willie

Ofc, the demon in him has awoken

[mortal vector]

how do i play spoilance?

[lean elbow]

What is the best sensitivity in your opinion?

[warped ledge]

is half sword online

[lean elbow]

no

[mortal vector]

no

[warped ledge]

please anyone tell

thanks

that mean after downloadfing it i dont need an internet connection to play it

[wise halo]

WEll isn't this amazing

[warped ledge]

right?

[wise halo]

correct

[mortal vector]

how do i play the spoilance mode in the playtest?

[lean elbow]

new fear unlocked

[wise halo]

By playing naked willie up to no gambeson

It will come around

[warped ledge]

ihave

[mortal vector]

??

[wise halo]

As I said it comes around, it's random

[mortal vector]

oh ok

there should be an actual selector tho

instead of random

[warped ledge]

i3 3rd gen , 8 gb ram, intel hd graphics will it run on my pc

[wise halo]

Yup but you probably gonna need to wait for that

[wise halo]

Bro why u have a PC out of 2012/2013

Yeah gmod but with 10npc's on screen he will have terrible lag

[warped ledge]

can i run half sword plss tell

[wise halo]

I'll tell you: Try it you damn fool.

thats the only way you know if it runs

[versed wadi]

neck hits are SO damn fun

[mortal vector]

the game is only a black screen and wont work

[gusty junco]

eh

[warped ledge]

Bro I am poor

[versed wadi]

One suggestion

[warped ledge]

I bought it only for 140 dollars

[versed wadi]

I would love it if you could toggle off the "you died" screen in photo mode

so that you can get a good photo of double kills and whatnot

[warped ledge]

Still it worked on my potato pc in low setting s

[versed wadi]

Or if you just want a good screenshot when you get skewered. Would be fun

[idle crane]

Some times it takes a while to launch. So wait for like 10 minutes. And then if it still doesnt work go into properties on steam and under launch options type -dx11

[restive pebble]

im sure its been asked a million times but when is the Tokyo game show thingy done?

[restive glade]

im so damn sick i hope i make it to the day i get to experience the new gore system

[storm osprey]

all i do in this server is cry

[summer folio]

HOW DO YOU PLAY

[soft osprey]

You don’t

[summer folio]

Y

!!

[soft osprey]

Cause you’re yelling at me

[summer folio]

it looks so good tho

[soft osprey]

Go to the steam store page for half sword, scroll down a bit and request access to the playtest. Wait up to 24 hours but typically much faster

[summer folio]

i did that

like 4 hrs ago

[soft osprey]

Then wait for access

[summer folio]

k

thx

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-not-today-gif-7325159549174239381

[lean elbow]

gore gets added again after Tokyo Game Show?

Am i right lads or am i right lads

[sonic girder]

I think you're right lads

[lean elbow]

cheers lad

[summer pier]

chatt accept me

[lean elbow]

chat is he for real

[summer pier]

chat yes

[vapid flame]

how do i download it

is there muiltplayer

[mortal vector]

no multiplayer and on steam

[jaunty forge]

yo why did i see blood when i stabbed

[lean elbow]

where

[jaunty forge]

it was like buggy

and it went away

but his body had a bunch of red pixels where blood would be temporarily

might just be the weird pixelated shadows

[bitter zinc]

i hope it comes soon after tgs and not like halfway through october or something

[low sage]

how long it does take to get into playtest?

[bitter zinc]

took me less than a day

[low sage]

ok cool, is the only thing i can do that wierd demo thing for now then?

[idle crane]

impossible there is zero files for blood in the playtest

[bitter zinc]

yeah and there's also the demo on itch.io

[sonic girder]

The abyss is wonderful, but yes

[idle crane]

usually 12 hours or less but its the weekend so it may take slightly longer

[jaunty forge]

prolly shadows

[jaunty forge]

i waited 6 hours 🙏

i think theyre usually on in like 3-4 hours from now

so dw about it

[bitter zinc]

that's what i was thinking as well cuz i get the weird noisy shadows on my character sometimes

[summer pier]

good to know been wondering thanks

[idle crane]

👍

[low sage]

ok thanks fellas

[topaz flower]

look the spiked goedendag is too op one hit in the head

[storm osprey]

for like the

billionth time

spiked goedendag

[restive glade]

or a morgenstern goedendag

[supple cedar]

just say spiked bat

[restive glade]

@storm osprey please kill this guy

[supple cedar]

its so joeover

[dull condor]

Anyone got the non encrypted loadout file for modding

[severe seal]

megans bat

[frank scarab]

Erm it's actually a Plaçon á Picot™️

[restive glade]

this is the LAST FUCKING STRAW

I AM FUCKING NUKING FRANCE

[soft osprey]

He said the thing

[supple cedar]

@worn heron TERMINATION

[restive glade]

MOYAI BLART CANT STOP ME

[topaz flower]

first time getting outnumbered without teamate by 2 attackers i tryed to cut their heads off but didnt work kinda scarred their back head

[restive glade]

maybe blueberry can but uhh

[hollow mountain]

Hey guys what does center crosshair do

[worn heron]

Puts it in the middle of the screen instead of offset

If you're in the playtest, there is no crosshair tho

[supple cedar]

also is that the guy in your pfp who said life is roadblocks?

[restive glade]

@worn heron Be not the cause of my Death!

[hollow mountain]

Alr ty

[restive glade]

PLEASE HOLD G PLEASE HOLD G PLEASE HOLD G...

[topaz flower]

i already did when i was done recording

[worn heron]

Flibbertigibbet

[restive glade]

Ragamefen

[supple cedar]

helowayt

[restive glade]

OAF

[worn heron]

google ain't got that accent

[supple cedar]

bad google

[severe seal]

FIBERDIGIBBERT!

RAGGAMUFFIN!

[sonic girder]

I remember seeing a youtube video about this for the abyss. Helmets that don't have sufficient neck protection allow you to throw your sword around the back, then alternate grip it to decapitate them from behind with a sawing motion.

[dull condor]

CUCKOLD

[severe seal]

havemercyonmeisperafdbelief

[desert acorn]

this is my first time actually removing the shoulder chunk on its own

I'm so proud of myself

[rustic oak]

good job

[soft osprey]

You should frame it on your wall

[desert acorn]

I should-er

[indigo lantern]

mfw she keeps sucking after I busted

[dawn sparrow]

despite the fact that playtest rocks in terms of almost everything I still love the void due to photography possibilities

[worn heron]

[cerulean needle]

sup mfs

[cerulean needle]

lmfao that pov

[frank scarab]

i'm so disappointed in myself that i did not think of this idea

[worn heron]

I store it from the photography channel 🗣️🗣️

https://tenor.com/view/meme-meme-steal-stealing-theft-gif-27663157

[analog pelican]

I OPEN MY GAME AND JUST HEAR SCREAMING, WHAT HAPPENED TO WILLIE

[cerulean needle]

I told you 7 days, did I fucking not?

[analog pelican]

BUT I WAS GOOD FOR THE MONEY YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT!

I CANT AFFORD TO LOSE ANY MORE WILLIES, PLEASE, 3 MORE DAYS

THATS ALL I NEED

[worn heron]

offscreen entity, ignore it. the more attention you feed it, the more power it gives

[cerulean needle]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-marlon-brando-scratch-whatever-shrug-gif-8026134

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-nothing-chin-flick-gif-22794125

[little verge]

Playtest queue cleared, Enjoy your weekends!

[storm osprey]

You are done

[worn heron]

s-spiked bat...?

[jolly gorge]

how do people do these epic photos in photo mode

[worn heron]

chat, kill this men

[storm osprey]

You give me money

[jolly gorge]

no

i don't have money

[dawn sparrow]

practice! be creative

[storm osprey]

I lost my edge so now all my pics are ass

[analog pelican]

idk, i think you just have to get good at the game by practicing and also knowing about the stamina, dodging, ect.

[jolly gorge]

i know

[worn heron]

press f to enter free cam and q and E to go up and down, use different brightness settings and filters with all of the in game settings

Also, with the "autofocus" section, you must double click on the section you want to focus on, then can adjust the blur from there

[jolly gorge]

yes i know

[storm osprey]

This looks like a MK intro

[jolly gorge]

i do a lot of random things but it still looks like shit

[storm osprey]

Most of the work is in the lighting and staging of a picture

[soft osprey]

I think he means the gogenedoedager

[worn heron]

How so?

[worn heron]

It's not a Goedendag

we spread misinformation

[cerulean needle]

I do a lot of random things and somehow they still look amazing

[worn heron]

it's a Plaçon á Picot, a French weapon

[jolly gorge]

i don't understand i suck at english

[soft osprey]

Wow you really miss spelled goedendag there

[dawn sparrow]

yeah it's funny weapon

[cerulean needle]

Interesting take on the goedendag

[worn heron]

that's what it IS

Wrong reply

[worn heron]

that's what it IS

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/sure-grandma-lets-get-you-to-bed-yes-grandma-gif-6683134261581381982

[cerulean needle]

https://tenor.com/view/point-and-laugh-schadenfreude-squid-game-hilarious-haha-gif-23450682

[worn heron]

[storm osprey]

that's what it IS

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/right-grandma-nods-yes-gif-14150618

[cerulean needle]

Just eat your jello and have your melotonin everything will be fine

[wise halo]

Squid game

[worn heron]

I hate you so

[soft osprey]

Goedendag isn’t real, goedendag can’t hurt you

[worn heron]

Fucking much

[wise halo]

That 70's show

[tacit sonnet]

Eat your daily rations, respect civil protection and all will be fine.

[cerulean needle]

https://tenor.com/view/sock-monkey-facepalm-gif-13934886

[storm osprey]

What a stupid creature

[supple cedar]

and know that gedondegag is just a spiked bat

[cerulean needle]

https://tenor.com/view/frustrated-monkey-gif-12463139

[wise halo]

[dawn sparrow]

knee!

[worn heron]

THIS GOEDENDAG

[soft osprey]

actually it’s spelled godendodogager

[cerulean needle]

Grandma, that's a baseball bat, put it down.

[supple cedar]

does it really matter?

[storm osprey]

Why was it castrated

[worn heron]

THIS Plaçon á Picot

[soft osprey]

Yes

[wise halo]

Where I am from you say goedendag when you visit someone and when you leave.

[cerulean needle]

https://tenor.com/view/mokey-puppet-monkey-sidekick-monkey-angry-gif-14891453

[soft osprey]

I guess where blue is from you say Plaçon á Picot

[storm osprey]

Raspberry just learned the difference between the goedendag and placon a picot and is now spreading misinformation

[wise halo]

Sounds French

[cerulean needle]

Sounds inferior

[wise halo]

Hmm, hate against the French...

[cerulean needle]

https://tenor.com/view/bcfd-funny-animals-creepy-monkey-gif-25921764

[soft osprey]

Kill him

[worn heron]

indeed, it's said that the Flemish soldiers who used the Goedendag in the battlefield would say "Goedendag" to wounded soldiers, and if they responded in french, they would stab them in the spine, which would make their head hang in a "greeting". Not too much validity to this besides a couple old texts, but it's still cool food for thought

Kinda metal af

[wise halo]

I don't kill people I visit sir so wtf

[cerulean needle]

Thanks for the history lesson grandma, I'll take this to heart. But please put down the baseball bat.

[storm osprey]

Well the Dutch have a history of that

Very unfriendly visiting history

[wise halo]

You baiting?

[worn heron]

Goedendag to you too good sir

[wise halo]

Goedendag vriend

[storm osprey]

Or was jt belgium

It's like the same country in two

[worn heron]

Let's not start anything

[wise halo]

well a flemish soldier is not Dutch

[worn heron]

History is history

We are now

[wise halo]

Yeah fucking smite him pls

[worn heron]

w

[cerulean needle]

History is what we make it, and if I want to make it so Australia never existed, it's a matter of logistics

[worn heron]

no that's the opposite of starting something

[storm osprey]

Only ever heard that word when I started learning about dietsland

[wise halo]

Living in Australia I think I would die

[worn heron]

just leave it be and chill out

[cerulean needle]

Living where?

[wise halo]

What is Dietsland

[wise halo]

somewhere with the sydney funnel web spider

[storm osprey]

Unified Belgium and Netherlands

[cerulean needle]

What's a sydney? A country music star?

[wise halo]

Never heard of it

[tacit sonnet]

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/insane-hungry-angry-spider-gif-15574577

This

[cerulean needle]

That doesn't exist.

[storm osprey]

Looks like a poison headcrab

[wise halo]

OK bud

[cerulean needle]

Looks like you got another benzo trip creature recorded.

Nicely done 47

[storm osprey]

So I looked up the name and jt exists

[cerulean needle]

That's what they are trying to convince you of

[worn heron]

big spider is a figment of science gone wrong

[wise halo]

This sounds like the umbrella academy

[cerulean needle]

What the fuck are you talking about agent? Get back to work.

[storm osprey]

Hitman

[worn heron]

alright I'm jumping in the shower, you fellas be good

[wise halo]

oh seven get lost

[worn heron]

don't kill eachother

[supple cedar]

is it me or it looks like what comes when you mix a spider with a cockroach

[cerulean needle]

-5 social credit score

[wise halo]

I can't promise something

[wise halo]

that? That's pure evil living in Australia

[cerulean needle]

You went through the polar region, your balls are clearly intact.

Well done 32.

I'll be back, the benzos are calling to me, and I'm hungry.

[storm osprey]

You lived in las Vegas for one hour, your balls have been cutoff.

Well done 69

[wise halo]

No

[storm osprey]

Mexico?

[wise halo]

You lived in Las Vegas for one hour, You gambeled your balls away. Well done donkey 61

[short dew]

Is this a glitch? im still gonna continue to use it

[storm osprey]

No seems fine

[dull condor]

Super willie

[short dew]

i dont think im supposed to carry the same weight person like that

[storm osprey]

Willie can't balance properly to begin with so I see that as a win

[short dew]

neither i if i get one punch ill start wobbling like i drunk 10 shots

[tacit thicket]

no willies just do that

[analog pelican]

I CANT GET UP NO MORE

[dull condor]

@weak roost can i have your peasant willie with gs file please

[analog pelican]

WHAT DO I DO

[short dew]

get up

[analog pelican]

THE OTHER GUY GOT UP

[short dew]

well stand up or grab his toes

[analog pelican]

MY ARMS AND LEGS ARE BROKEN

he got me

[short dew]

well your dead.

[tacit thicket]

do you guys suggest using Vsync ON or OFF

[trail pivot]

i prefer it on

[storm osprey]

Always off

Helps if your system isn't really modern and doesn't get much FPS out, and the monitor isn't that expensive either.

Otherwise it's kind of a waste to have on

[short dew]

i shouldn't use it if i get under like 60 fps right?

neither my screen tearing it isnt tearing

[tacit thicket]

so you're saying turning it off gives free fps

[trail pivot]

depends on your pc, also at the cost of screen tearing

[storm osprey]

It's good when you're under 60 FPS, it allows the PC to breathe a bit more

However if you get more than 60, like 100 or 300 FPS, it should be turned off

[plucky lintel]

from what i've heard vsync isn't of much use if you've got let's say a 75hz monitor and you get somewhere around 100 fps
i cannot verify this info :3

[storm osprey]

Luckily for you my monitor is 75hz

[plucky lintel]

yeah i just keep it on in most games i play

no point in unnecessarily stressing your gpu

[flat fern]

i am awake

[jolly gorge]

where can i see my screenshots?

[flat fern]

time for a monster and halfsword

[trail pivot]

to me vsync off looks worse and more stuttery even though itll go above 100+ compared to vsync sitting at 72

[snow cedar]

is this a breaking bad refrence

[short dew]

mine is 165hz but in this game i get like 100 so i should turn it off?

[jolly gorge]

I'm dumb i don't understand

[plucky lintel]

steam>half sword playtest>browse local files>versiontest54>screenshots

[jolly gorge]

wooow

[storm osprey]

In a case like that actually it should be off

[verbal jay]

slams need to be added

[vapid flame]

how do i get in that map

[short dew]

yeah we need slams

i mean with that glitch a lot of times its kinda controllable so you kinda have slams

but their abit broken

[storm osprey]

Slams wouldn't really be

[vapid flame]

how do i get there

[trail pivot]

request access to playtest

on the steam page for half sword youll see it

[storm osprey]

You missed the playtest mass accept

[trail pivot]

what a dramatic fall

[tacit thicket]

day 1 was when everyone was getting accepted on the spot

also geforce experience wont show fps for some reaosn

[trail pivot]

do you have a hotkey for your overlay for the fps?

or like

you have the overlay and it doesnt show the fps

[brazen estuary]

i am new here. id like report in playtest chat for blood not showing at all.

[storm osprey]

IMO, use steams own FPS thing

[worn heron]

restart the game

And then read again

But slowly

[tacit thicket]

i turn on the overlay and it wont show on screen

[worn heron]

[brazen estuary]

i have played it for a week adjusting blood slider to no avail.

[storm osprey]

mate..

[trail pivot]

whos gonna tell him

[storm osprey]

theres a disclaimer

[frank scarab]

restart the game and read

[storm osprey]

^

[trail pivot]

would it work windowed maybe?

some games dont like getting overlays for some reason

[brazen estuary]

insert face palm meme here ->

[worn heron]

currently blood and gore is undergoing a mass redevelopment, if you'd like to check the dev leaks, check out this thread! #1279922212421505149

[tacit thicket]

nope, just says N/D

[worn heron]

You'll be very impressed when it returns

[worn heron]

What's your issue?

[trail pivot]

let me see

[storm osprey]

kryk i think the "HOW?" meme is old skool

we need something new

[dawn sparrow]

you have to delete system32 folder in C:\Windows

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-duh-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-gif-21849807

[dawn sparrow]

well I am old skool too, I play demo more than playtest 😄

[storm osprey]

he loves blood you see..

[supple cedar]

best and fastest fix

[worn heron]

If they ask how to activate blood, it sends an airstrike to their exact coordinates

common prank

[tacit thicket]

i want to see my fps ingame but they wont show up on screen

[worn heron]

happened to my friend Eric once

[worn heron]

are you in fullscreen?

sometimes that can be a simple fix

[dawn sparrow]

hey

you don't create server meme, the server meme creates itself

[heady nexus]

You know how the game has a kinda...funny way of the wee charictars moving around? How they're a wee bit wobbly? In the trailer, I saw a clip of a charictar brandishing a sword, but it was much more "controlled" than what you could manage with the game 😂 are the charictars going to stay as wobbly wee guys, or will they end up moving about a bit cleaner?

[worn heron]

This will also make it so you will record your clips. If you're in borderless, your clips won't record with Medal or Nvidia

[trail pivot]

huh, odd, it works for me

although im using the nvidia app

[tacit thicket]

borderless

[storm osprey]

dont mean to be that guy but characters*

[worn heron]

Swap to fullscreen, try that

[frank scarab]

doctor octopus

[brazen estuary]

dismemberment???

[storm osprey]

and eventually theyll improve the stability of the player model

remember, this game is physics based

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-oct-doctor-octopus-otto-octavius-alfred-molina-if-i-were-a-rich-man-gif-21213488

[worn heron]

there will be plenty

[heady nexus]

My bad, my autocorrect keeps throwing it in as charictars so I'll change it

[brazen estuary]

tis but a flesh wound!

[heady nexus]

Ooh that looks really good

[trail pivot]

spoonky if geforce experience doesnt work download the nvidia app

the overlay there works

[worn heron]

Like said, should work in fullscreen..

that's the usual fix

[tacit thicket]

still nothing in fullscreen

[worn heron]

[storm osprey]

the nvidia overlay should work at all times

[worn heron]

my experience here proves worthless

[storm osprey]

do you update your drivers though

[tacit thicket]

computer mistery

[tacit thicket]

all the time

[storm osprey]

fake news

[tacit thicket]

i have the newest ones

[storm osprey]

ig youll have to redownload geforce experience

[tacit thicket]

like its not telling me to install anything

i guess so

[trail pivot]

or get the beta nvidia app

[storm osprey]

also

you can change your key binds in the geforce experience app

yknow for the overlay

lest it be it just doesnt work when playing

[short dew]

in fist fights body slams would be cool or atleast some other type of moves like kicking that surely needs to be in the game

like if you fall down you can kick to get back up that would be cool

[storm osprey]

slams dont serve much of a purpose and kicks are planned

[short dew]

ye i expected kicks

[storm osprey]

stomping should be developed too

[tacit thicket]

oh lol its an half sword thing lol

[short dew]

do you know what will be next update?

[trail pivot]

instead just pray to the gods and send your enemies to the afterlife

[short dew]

like the log of the next update

[tacit thicket]

i started ultrakill and it shows now

[trail pivot]

theres no need for kicking slamming any of that, just let them fly

[trail pivot]

its either an UE5 issue, dx11 or dx12

[tacit thicket]

i died when this happend to me

homie took flight

[tacit thicket]

i was testing dx12

[trail pivot]

THEN YOULL LOVE THIS ONE

[storm osprey]

i dont think the overlay has anything to do with the rendering API or game engine

[tacit thicket]

higer beings help willie win impossible fight ❤️

[storm osprey]

seems like a code issue

[trail pivot]

just go back to the old ways, slam the pc till it fixes the issues

it needs a wake up call

[plucky lintel]

or just put it in rice

[short dew]

what will be next update?

[storm osprey]

N/A

[trail pivot]

will probably be some small changes / features and maybe kicking

although thats just my assumption

[faint hound]

sooo when is blood coming back to halfsword

[storm osprey]

dont expect anything really to come to the playtest or demo

[storm osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1289001337903775824/attachment.gif

[faint hound]

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nahhhhhhhh

[trail pivot]

when its ready

[faint hound]

well when is that

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-duh-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-gif-21849807

[faint hound]

alrught

[faint hound]

aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i just wanna see a lil bloody nose ehn i get a clean knockout😔

[tacit thicket]

everytime you ask this the devs delay blood 2.0 by a week

[trail pivot]

take a shot each time someone asks about blood or playtest

[storm osprey]

shoot someone each time a person asks about blood

[trail pivot]

thats better

[short dew]

ermm when will the blood come back on playte-

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-emoji-sad-emoji-emoji-stare-disgust-gif-405076546600269050

[dawn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/rihanna-your-a-funny-guy-smile-joy-happy-gif-15623619

[short dew]

sooo theres not a release date?

[floral birch]

Somewhere between now and then

[ripe meteor]

Good gif

[floral birch]

"when will bloo" gun shots

[jolly nexus]

yes and the day is someday

[craggy ore]

thats the idea yeah

#1279922212421505149 message go stare at the wip images...

[soft osprey]

I don’t have a joke for this. It does nothing

[marble quest]

HI

Congratulations to the developers of the game, it's truly a beautiful game

[soft osprey]

Thank you

[hushed gale]

Blood isn’t coming in October

He means it’s coming this month

[analog pelican]

wait, i just found out that ALT does something, WHAT DOES IT DO, I MUST KNOW

[fiery roost]

thurst mode iirc

[ember tendon]

yall

alr

[analog pelican]

is there a "Block" mode

[ember tendon]

i keep seeing ts has hella gore but idk how to turn it on

[ember tendon]

oh

[fiery roost]

it parries automatically

[analog pelican]

ye but how do i maake it parry automatically good instead of bad

[fiery roost]

i dont know

[soft osprey]

What a dummy he opened himself up wide

[glad flint]

can this bug be fixed already

[tender quest]

not a bug, thats a skill issue

[hollow sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1275018774701150332/1275874954675486853/giphy.gif

[open kindle]

Don't die

[tender quest]

IM KIDDING

[floral birch]

he's not

[floral birch]

shouldnt have let to stand up

[glad flint]

whats the fun in that

[floral birch]

i think i just had a stroke trying to read my own message

[glad flint]

i got diddled

[tender quest]

same

[floral birch]

thats why i think there should be a honor system that rewards letting the other fighter up while in combat. like a "dont hit a man while he's down" system

[glad flint]

accidental c key press

[tender quest]

@mighty nexus

[glad flint]

oh we have make it a quote in here too?

[floral birch]

couldnt have said it better myself

literally

[glad flint]

rate my combat

rate my skills

[floral birch]

solid 3.5

need more pratice

[woeful forge]

waiting for a gmail news

[tender quest]

no armour + you ran right into his knife XD, no greatsword

[floral birch]

perfer an axe myself but correct in all other ways

[glad flint]

you do not question my skills

2nd to last clip is my fav

[floral birch]

+2 points for having an axe in multiple clips

[glad flint]

out of all my clips

[floral birch]

twas a good smack

[glad flint]

i like the goofy ahh fights in low tier

give me a polearm im never dying

[floral birch]

mid tier fights is where its at

i think it the most technical

[glad flint]

those are way better

ong

the best

mid tiers are the best

i do like me a 5 minute long struggle in high tier

[trail nacelle]

Had Willie crawl at me, I didn't know they could do that i thought they just give up once their leg hurts

[floral birch]

high tier is def fun, but seems like a bash fest

[floral birch]

do like the fancy armor tho

[glad flint]

wrong vid

my screen recorder just starts recording without any input and when i actually try to record it stops and i believe i recorded allat

[floral birch]

try using obs

[glad flint]

nah

[glad flint]

i havent played in 2 weeks so im kinda rusty

now this wtf was this

[floral birch]

if there ever is multiplayer, there will be a hugh skill gaps

[glad flint]

the skill gap

will be

actually incredilos

incredilous*

[woeful forge]

how can i throw things at halfsword

[floral birch]

all+F4

alt*

[woeful forge]

thank you!! i'll try

[floral birch]

dont

[glad flint]

nah but the last hit was clean asf

[woeful forge]

oh man it closed my game

[glad flint]

@floral birch watch till the end ong trust

[floral birch]

hmm, weird

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-scared-scary-sad-gif-26439591

[floral birch]

you walked him like a dog

[glad flint]

and then stabbed his neck

too

[floral birch]

i dont think its possible to throw thing yet

[glad flint]

yeah u can it just takes a lil finesse and some skill

and its only efficient in no armor tiers

[floral birch]

just swinging and letting go at just the right time?

[glad flint]

ye

[floral birch]

makes sense

[glad flint]

now this one is a perfect example of how reverse poleaxe beats poleaxe

and its not even close

[trail nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ivar-vikings-alex-hogh-andersen-crawl-angry-gif-7342894

[glad flint]

now this one is a reverse poleaxe vs a polehammer

[floral birch]

long swords are my hardest fights

[oblique hearth]

so is there a beta rn?

[jolly gorge]

this game is too easy (especially on the lower tiers)

[floral birch]

yes

[floral birch]

mid teir

[glad flint]

yeah you think sword fights lasted 15 minutes when u had no armor?

[oblique hearth]

apart from the Playtest and Demo?

*from

[floral birch]

thers the old version on itch.io

[glad flint]

now this was

[oblique hearth]

Oh

[glad flint]

uhh idfk

[floral birch]

but no, no newer version yet

[oblique hearth]

Is it safe?

[radiant merlin]

how do i play the game??
\

[glad flint]

now rate my smacks

[oblique hearth]

Itch.io is kinda skechy

[floral birch]

ran it last night, yes but a little choppy

[glad flint]

fym is sketchy

its itch.io

[oblique hearth]

Ight bet

[floral birch]

go to steam

[radiant merlin]

yes

and then?

[floral birch]

you can download the demo

[oblique hearth]

I heard once there was a virus or sumn

[floral birch]

and request access to the playtest

[oblique hearth]

im proly trippig

[glad flint]

ok now the fuck was this

[radiant merlin]

did that

how long to wait

[glad flint]

2-24 hours

[floral birch]

take about a day

[radiant merlin]

oh oke

[floral birch]

i got it in 10 hours

[glad flint]

sometimes its less than 2 hours like me

[radiant merlin]

can you play with friends?

[floral birch]

no its only single player

for now

or forever

devs are undecide on multiplayer

[glad flint]

@floral birch

[radiant merlin]

oke ty

[prisma raft]

ouch

[floral birch]

best clip yet

[glad flint]

oh no i had many more way funnier than that

[heavy fox]

Anyone here who knows how long it can take for a playtest request to be approved?

[glad flint]

#faq

guys i accidentaly chose the tier with goedendag

[floral birch]

2-3 months

[glad flint]

close to a year in actuality

[floral birch]

actually badass'

[glad flint]

takes 2 neck stabs to kill this guy he a trooper

[floral birch]

"tis but a flesh wound"

[glad flint]

i am the best on this tier with a sword ong

btw devs holding ur head down helps with not falling backwards

[heavy fox]

Just got it haha

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rate my clip

dem willies got no chance against me

[jolly gorge]

9/10

[jolly gorge]

how would you rate my clip @glad flint

[glad flint]

clean asf

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he got the spartan in him

[jolly gorge]

nice

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my willies clearly dont

[tranquil ginkgo]

Playing around

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if anyone asks why i stop my videos early i stop em when the fight actually ends

[trail pivot]

IT SOUNDS AMAZING

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roman empire dlc when

[frank scarab]

another leak

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rate my peak- i mean clip