#halfsword-chat-⚔
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biting the curb
I wish the AI was a bit more coordinated tho.
Soon
ai can do crazy shit yo
He had a bit too much to drink
cant wait to see if i get accepted for playetest
Check your steam library now.
thanks man
BRUH I KILLED HIS ASS BY BEAR HUGGING HIM IN BETWEEN ME AND MY SWORD, WHEN I RIGHT CLICKED TO HALFSWORD LOL
that shit was dope as fuck
yo this game is the best game on the market
it really is bro
and its jUST the damn playtest/demo
i aint ever glaze a game like this in my life bruh like fr fr fr
Just learned how to throw a spear really well
how do ppl record clips and send them?
with nvidia shadowplay or obs
or literally any recording app
what do u use?
i use nvidia shadowplay because its the easiest for me to use
alt f9
🐐 @devout hinge
fr
how to return blood ib playtest
disabled for everyone, will be back by next month
2 MILLION players and still no blood... smh my head
massive skill issue
bud i literally justdid sum like that a few fights ago and was tight that i didn't record it lol
luh chill clip nun too extravagant
how u got music in the background u use spotify?
shadowplay records every audio
His balls play the instruments as he plays.
i just play music using youtube cuz i got adblocker on my browser
i mute the ingame music
whens the full game coming out?
the playtest is like 5% of the actual game
request access from the steam page and then wait to get accepted
alr bet
thats fire as fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!1
yessssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yesssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im a dumbass
how long does it take to be approved?
Is it just me or the bots do more damage
u can change it in the settings
Yh ik
But in all clips that people get it looks like the bots fall easily
Maybe they change
im just that good
how long does the request get approved
A few minutes to a day it just depends how lucky you are with the batch approval timing
do the AI have infinite stamina?
hey when i stream friends say the gamma is really high, any fix?
wrestling champion reversal
I love grabbing them in a certain way their body just fuckin contorts
pretty much
cinamatic shots in this game are endless fr
no way bro
caught the spear in my armpit
Bloog
not yet
Thought it was 2nd off this month
how do you go to different maps? i'm in a dark infinite dungeon and idk how to go anywhere else
That’s the demo
But if u walk around u will see light go towards that
U will find somthing too kill or shoes
Then u will see some one
dont go towards the light bro stay with me
yea i've seen lights, there are candles that illuminate chests with weapons or clothes
Yh go there
i dont think i can hold on much longer
But if u want like in the pics u need the play test version
PLEASE BRO!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let go go towards the light
Disarmed
home run
AYO THIS GAME IS TO MUICH FUN! It's asking when its out to get a multiplayer as a developer my self of many stuff i need to say this game fucking needs it
fax
POLAND METIONED?!?!?!?!
Yall better like this post and follow the ig
https://www.instagram.com/p/C_3opr2SZoi/?igsh=Y3J4Y3hsZ2swcmIz
mfw it doesnt embed
cool post
Dude the beat when you win is awsome 
the entire,
"my arms work fine but I gotta hold my wittle boo boo instead of picking up the fuckin axe" thing is annoying
sure your leg is fucked but I'm pretty sure self preservation is screaming "can you kill the guy right now?'
also as it turns out
hoes are
very scary
goedendags are scarier
kinda
but
the hoes are like the scythe of the playtest
nah the hoe sucks
how so?
its too long
this might be the
use it like a halberd
most realistic medieval game ever
aside the entire
not being able to get the fuck up in a timely manner
but kinda yeah

now all we need is to suffer from the plague
and the game is complete
and this aint even an opinion its just a fact

how the fuck did you get a voice recording so fast
mobile moment
what fucking hoe is this long bro
I was punched in the back
we do need more fps tho

is this some type of technology romania hasnt yet developed
a, farming hoe?
farmers gotta farm bro
apparently I was fighting John Spinebreaker
me and who
plated knights as a peasant
5 times actually
y'all ain't developed reaching 7 feet away from you yet?
ever heard of the term "I wouldnt touch that guy with a 10 foot pole" ? 
think of that just
Dirt

no we usually fight within 6 feet of eachother
I mean, technically a bow extends the reach of harm,
it is already pinned thanks to rubber

and the crossbow was invented because
"I wanna stab that guy but I don't wanna deal with his armor"
indeed 
the minds of people who want to stab people, brilliant
why cant willie step over bodies properly
wobblie
especially their fucking legs/shoes
guns
I wanna stab that guy who doesn't even know I fucking exist yet
fake!
can one gain more fps without sacrificing graphics or do i need an rtx 3060 to play this game at 60 fps on high-fabulous settings
what pc do you have
well I mean ofc lol
guns were more shit than bows when first being created
rx 580 and i7 3770
damn cuh
or at least European guns
Damn Cuh u living in 2014?
no cuh im living in eastern europe
this is considered a good pc here
don't talk to me or my crops ever again
and mind you i got the 8gb version of the rx 580
as an eastern european its not a good pc
🤣 \
no way bruh
literally everyone i ever met either dont have a pc or has a pc that runs cs1.6 at 30 fps
As a western european I also say no
thats because you probably live in fucking belarus or russia or some other poor ass country
nah bruh im in yo country mf
What is your country bruh
no way youre romanian
Probably because you are not even an adult and you talk about your class mates
he knocked me down but cant do shit cus i got my weapon lodged in his arm loool
im not an adult either i built my pc with money i gathered over 1 year and with some money from my parents when i was 16
What do you run in your rig?
like what games im playing or what are my specs
thats cap
not cap
specs ofcourse
rtx 2060 6gb, ryzen 5 7600, 16gb ram and a bequiet dark rock pro 5
Obviously not cap
A lot of them?
bro in the last image only the first one resembles a hoe
Wanna hear mine?
sure
there are different kinds?
relax bud
RX 7900 XTX 24GB, Ryzen 7 5800x3D, 32GB Ram, Noctua NH-D15
also how tf did I slit this guys neck with the fucking handle
what the fuck 24gb??
hell yeah motherbrother
I’m not angry but thanks for worrying about me
bruh we're living in 2024
u got a stick in between ur cheeks lol
Yes, when I was in school learning IT 4GB was alot and 8GB was considered almost impossible, why? Because back then they didn't know yet how to cool more vram on a GPU properly...
It’s awesome how quickly that kinda tech developed so quickly
fair enough
The co-workers that I worked with told me I had no chance of running Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor because I had a 2GB Graphics card back then.
me when I'm tilling the land with /farm view
i’m guessing gore is going to be added soon
sometime after the tokyo gameshow
you guessed wrong
damn

I remember I was doing a job shadow for my IT class a while ago and the people there knew I was into photography so they gave me a gift, an SD card marked 32. I was excited because a 32GB SD card cost a bit of money.
It was a 32MB SD card
He’s so innocent
nobody really knows the answer of when it'll be added unfortunately
It'll likely be mid October, but it's just an estimate
8th october or death
Ok thanks
I swear I didn't do it
In the meantime, here's some of the development leaks! #1279922212421505149
lol, I remember when I bought a 4gb sd card for my old mobile phone, 20 euro for 4gb
GORE
THE GOREMINE
Blhh
is it cus they refining it or cus of an event?
Bluhhdd
GORE
Both
Check that thread I posted
you'll be blown away
ik that rn its because of the gameshow, thats dope tho i didn't know they were refining it
cus the shits dope as f already as it is
just had a look and it looks so realistic wtf 😳
Things will come back with 200% quality my friend
Times sure have changed, now HDDs are almost a thing of the past and SSDs hold so much while costing relatively so little
We have tried fixing it like eleventy times
Galaxy, Fiber, and Def0rp have been doing a phenomenal job!
Maybe it keeps their engagement metrics up
Yeah, you should tell the kids nowadays that you had no wifi and had to message eachother through SMS and it costed you money to send a SMS and if you wanted to send a gif you had to send a MMS and MMS was more expensive than a SMS.
Massive inconvenience
a 2tb m.2 ssd costs 580 and 2tb hdd costs 305
im buying the hdd
right?? The one and only channel that should be there by default and greeting people when they join, and it just don't do that
A 2tb SSD like 10 years ago would have been way more expensive and wouldn't have even been m.2, though, is what I was getting at
fair enough
It would be SATA
Good ol' laptop-size SSDs
2.5 inch
I've got an old-ass Intel one that's still holding up strong
i have a sata 125gb ssd lmao
dude they built a tournament in my local city that has a guy with a gothic harness and a blue and yellow orle destroying some guy with a red plume
wild
a HDD is 3.5 inch you have the smaller onces but normal go size is 3.5 inch
I got excited when I read "gothic" and then realised that probably means "relating to the Goths" rather than "relating to the goths"
and 2 2tb hdd's
Bro can't install a AAA game from an American studio + one extra game.
Rip
i wanna buy a m.2 and move my windows and all other things from my sata to there but idk if something will break or not
I have a 1TB m.2, a 4TB m.2, a 128GB m.2, and a 160GB SATA Intel 320
don't count
😔
If windows is also on that storage device I advice you to make more room, the fuller the storage with windows on it the slower your system becomes.
^
yeah windows is on there
womp womp that bastard has to work in cramped conditions since 2018
The 1TB in my computer is primarily for Windows and programs that can't be installed elsewhere, the 4TB is for everything else
Games
Games?
Games
pretty sure I got, 23 wins with the hoe
funnily enough finally being killed with, another hoe
theres a bug
sometimes when i die the next time i play it just makes me auto-lose battle and freezes my game
this thing is so fun
One day i hope to get multiplayer just to show up in matches without a weapon
do NOT grab people with both hands
The fact that the playtest is so fun for me, i cant wait for the blood uptate come out, it would just be peak cinema 
ya fr
idk why they couldnt like make a seperate version for the tokyo showcase but its ok ig
It's not finished
That's partly why
ahh
did they like completely restart the gore system from the abyss demo then? cause they had a really good system in the abyss demo
Yes they're completely reworking it.
oo okay i bet it will be even better then
i was still so shocked when i found out you could smash people's heads in the abyss demo and brains go everywhere
i hope they still keep the crazy details like that
that made me feel like the cartel every time i killed someone lol
They're gonna have smashable ribs and other features
Blood is getting reworked aswell, it's gonna be more physical, it will flow, smear, and even dry accordingly
ya i saw that, thats nuts
I think I critically hit him
Ahhhhh!!!
Man this was my most brutal half-sword impale
man lifted off the ground
Spinning elbow to the face, and an anti-matter implosion
Both are one shot killing things lmao
But i guess it makes sense
Unlike bident which is just btoken
Molesting that keyboard
Peasant Buhurt would go crazy ngl
mosh pit sim
Mosh Mode®
Is the 3-man willie the last part of the demo or was there more?
lack of eyebrow piercings getting ripped off for it to be one
at the end you find one naked willie
wait did the demo get an update?
no

guys is this half sword
yes
Yeah they cut heads off and THAT isn’t so clean but still ifykyk
well ig thats the more larger organized groups of cartel, ive seen some videos of pretty messy ones
those messy ones always are the more ignorant ones
they use fear tho so it works
oh shit im gonna get written up
I cant be telling people this info
answer the door tmw and look at the thick pen
trust me, both of you
thick pen?
yes
ohhh
its just a pen so dont worry
i just got it lol okay
Keep it clean in here before I haul somebody to the station
blood
Hey mfer have you been keeping up on your codex astartis?
I’ve gotten to the first relic armor set on tactical

How do i get the playtest
Request access on the steam page
Now you wait
how long
1-12 hours usually. Could be more, could be less
ok ty
How much will half sword cost when it is fully released because i have won the demo and have now downloaded the play test
I just bullied the fuck out of this man
Probably 20 bucks at least
thats ok
the average for an indie title
I controlled Willie's sword to prevent swinging, and then i managed to suplex his ass
where is the fire
I got fus ro dah'd
bro why the mouse sensivity keep changing for no reason
wdym
i have 8 hours
My guy will do five pushups per follow, lets make them ripped!
goofy
with that goofy ahhh name you have no right
to say anything is goofy
fr
lol
I'm not here to offend anyone but look how desperate he is for a follow
In this case, I see nothing wrong with this form of getting followers. He’s doing pushups, and just being active while streaming.
alr alr
🫡
When did ya find out about half sword?
I see all these videos of people choosing different weapons and fighting
But everytime I play it is just a dark area you run around and fight random npcs
Request playtest and wait for it if you have the demo.
Go to same steam page you got the demo and request access.
yes.
How do I request a playtest
that's what you deserve goedendag willie
On the steam page
guys whats the lyrics for all the voice lines for them cowering in fear
I usually kill them the second they beg for mercy so I have no clue
they spare the beef
WFH makes gaming easier!
bruh what
Working From Home
wild
I guess lol
This guy probably wishes I hit him with the axe throw, 'cause this turned PAINFUL quick 😂 :
Watch Should've Taken The Axe! (NO MORE DICK!) and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
So is there any player vs player or all npcs
wtf 2 weapons at once?
all I will say, is if there is not a part in the final game where I can take a greatsword through a field of peasants, I will cry
when tf is blood coming to playtest
any blood yet?
is this gonna cost anything after release?
yes LOL
Ah, glorious. I've been looking for this. Knight is just too easy, I like fighting against knights as a man-at-arms or soldier.
what the fuck just happened 😭
why is it in mexico
so i can say my pics are made in mexico
Another day of avoiding playing the game because it just lack what i crave. Hoping for an update soon 😗
how could it not provide what u need? this game is peak
if you want i can send you paragraphs of what i want from the game that is doesnt have or hasnt implimented functionally........... but id rather you guys enjoy your own gameplay without my griping over every thing i do and dont like
its the blood isnt it
Butt ass naked against a knight is crazy
in the fence butt booty naked
Knight back shots yes or no🤤
im concerned because i have a pic of that
"knight backshots" made in mexico
so the blood / gore is disabled for the time being? any idea when next patch is supposed to be
game is fun
soon...
he suffered till the very end
Sometime after September 29th, it'll more or less be back after the funny little tokyo game convention thingy.
Have yall had the same issue of your scythe flinging across the map and never being seen again
we have already said that you can make a feedback post about it, lol. It's like you expect the devs to read your mind 

yeah that's just a typical scythe moment, welcome to HalfSword 🥰
as for me, I'm off to sleepytime
goodbye folks

how do you play multiplayer
knight backshots
chat I might be cooked
I've been hand tattoing my arm with a sewing needle and pen ink I've had to trace over the tattoo over 20+ times already and I've been cleaning it with hand sanitizer
my arm gonna get infected and fall off
ye i did it too made a 08 and got infected but now its fine and looks good
sick
I wish I had one of the traditional ones
with the thorn and you hit it with a hammer
would prob hurt alot but it'd be so much faster
why am i naked
my first head
hit them with the knockback enchantment
that was actually his escape plan
he did actually get up and kept fighting
willie will not back down without a fight [mostly]
i love this game
hat first
i cant equip my secondaries anymore wtf
the demo stage 2 is really hard man advice?
How is score awarded in the demo test?
theres a boss every 1000 points
Sometimes i kill a lot of people and boss takes long to show up other times only after a few
and you get points per kill but i dont know how many
damn
why dis peasant so eager 😭😭😭
Why don't any of the clips have blood? Is the screaming of thousands and rivers and bloos not your thing?
(also, nice tracing, pretty hard to do).
the play test is a build meant to be for the tokyo game show which disallows blood/nudity
Oh, makes sense, wouldn't want to piss off those dear hearts and gentle people.
will the demo post-tokyo game show still have the classes and fights like the playtest?
kinda struggling to draw the back side of this helmet
Blood will be coming back better than ever on the update for the demo, as they are working on blood 2.0
nvm I found a way
potentially
I have it in the demo, that's why I asked.
yo
Yo.
hole mole
That's nothing.
his ragdoll went crazy
a true reling of the past.
Hi there, just started the demo and gotta say, scythe op
Alright, now I'm intrested, and a tad bit jealous.
real
Is there any way to spawn weapons?
idk, i literally started playing an hour ago
that would be the mod trainer
oh, so you're a murderhobo like me?
it has its own dedicated installer so it makes that pretty easier
is there more to this that im missing?
i like stabbing enemies in the chect so they ragdoll, slit their necks, and paint the nearby objects with their blood, is all.
i ran around a dark room trying out all the weapons and fought the final boss scythe man
dont make me do this
you made me download and play the demo thanks
can i fight with hands? is it possible?
its pretty fun, can't wait for more
yeah. If you press the first class, and go into fist play.
in the playtest
My addon to that is to trn your sensitivity up to the max. Increases punch speed a LOT, and you're GOING to need it if you're going to do a fists only run.
y he running away
Tbh, you don't really need that. Just wait until willie runs out of stamina and its basically free
Who's Wille?

Fear meter.
It helps to be painted in blood and disarm them.
willie is the guy you play as, and the guy you fight
i like this game a lot
wille lore real.
hes also connected to the mycelium
watch out for the scythe man
he cheats
these are the spores spreading
My favorite weapon is the Bar Stool. Not because it's good, or that it's reliable, but only because it's there when you need it. It's ALWAYS there when you need it.
thats a snippet of the willie lore
the wille spreads.
is it like the cordeceyps fungus or sum' else?
Showed me no mercy when i was unarmed
hes willie
Speak of the devil.
gonna draw this tomorrow due to 1 hour limiter, 30 minutes struggling on willy's face
Nice!
willie needs the mycelium
willie needs the mycelium
wow
i did an accesuar for my weapon
he is one of us now.
thats funny too
the body will be found in multiple countries
That weapon breaks? There's always 2 more in it's place. It's the Hydra of weapons, get rid of it, and it will eventually multiply.
how did you found the armor
you'll find it once you get to a high enough "tier"
aka you beat enough bosses
the weapon drops are progressive
also in this context, the word would be "find", not "found"
atleast he fought like a real soldier
when will half sword steam page add those minimum and recommended setups
aint really a standarized spec requirement. People have run the game on everything from iGPUs to 4090s
the only thing I know that works for recommended is a 1060 3gb and ryzen 5 3600 or i5-9600k
1060 with 3 gigs will probably give you an out of video memory error
DX11 or 12?
dx11
okay!
makes sense
theres only those black dot pixels on shadows cuz the gpu is pretty outdated
yeah the 1060 is ancient at this point
some guy got the game to run on a GTS 400 something
dang ultimate setup
gtx series dont have the rtx card is the 20 series
yeah. That must suck. No tensor cores.
I killed the reaper but at what cost
sometimes
I mean I dont play games that require good graphics other than chivalry 2 and assetto corsa sometimes they lag a bit prob 50 to 40 fps but in assetto corsa it depends the stuff in it
yeah I have a friend who had a 1050 for the longest time. He upgraded to a 1660, since he got a deal in which it was free, except the new laptop was an Omen. And it's already failing on him.
ngl I dont trust laptop gpus
cuz theres no heatsink and they only use the vram and the chips stuff
i noticed spiked maces damages clothing in demo
my laptop has worked fine for me so far. 4060. Doesn't reach anything over low 70s under high stress.
from 3050 and previous and old gpus kinda suck on laptops
3050 makes sense
but yeah a lot of older laptops had a lot of issues
which many people seem to think are still super prevalent, even though they aren't, and have mostly been fixed
guys spiked maces really damage clothing
what a beautiful ending
rn its better to make a pc then buy a laptop since almost every gaming laptop costs more than 800 euros
like I and many others have said every time this comes up; it all comes down to your personal situation
like for me, I needed a mobile but still powerful machine for something I was doing
fair
oh.. who is boss now?
euros < freedom bucks (joke, im not trying to spark politcal discourse, mods)
true
the euro currency have ruined some countries
when i will get playtest?
honestly, when i visited europe i did like how fluid it felt traveling to different countries part of the EU
1-12 hours after requesting. Could be more, could be less
yeah the economy is fucked in estonia
20bucks for a good meal
500g of chicken is like 7bucks
hate to minimod here, but i feel like this has a 90% chance of sparking something poltical, which isnt usually liked in this server
So is there like a roadmap for this game somewhere? I was just curious on what the future was looking like in terms of gameplay
not a set roadmap. A lot of stuff is gonna get announced after TGS
The devs are drafting a new roadmap, though
When is that?
Late September
Ok cool, can't wait to see where this goes, love it so far and I've played about an hour lol
why not tho
It can get out of hand really quickly. The mods will definitely shut it down fast if politics start here.
boring
Take it up with the mods, idk.
Willie discovered fire 
Because it causes shit storms and angry people and that's not the vibe we want here
I already said that 
sigma mobilty
Yeah but now it's reinforced lol
Unfortunately not at this time

Would be dope though
gimme playtest rn
If you've already applied you'll have it within the next few hours
bet
Mods can't accept people into the playtest, only devs and the community manager, but everyone gets in
double shields??
And swords
this game will go so hard w a bottle of jack
btw why do sometimes the npcs drop their main weapon
For some reason it's been double spawning weapons for me in the menu and sometimes that happens
it happens alot in buhurt
And game seer. Atleast Pierrot anyway
Probably because of the way they spawn holding it in one hand and Willie's a weak fungal being so sometimes he just can't handle it
w just got playtest
I've noticed the weapon dropping happens most often when they spawn with a shield in one hand or if it's a big weapon
is willie happy because mycelium or is willie happy because cupcake on unicycle
Both

its obviously fake bro he has nothing to do anymore 😭
why is captain disillusion debunking football ads all of them are fake
Man's shiny and chrome
Woah
That's deep
hes arresting me
stab them in the wrists, force fist play.
y can i play only fist fights ?
very many sorry
no problem man
Hey uh, what's the double click purpose? I'm kinda new i just swing my weapon xD
double clicking is used for thrusting
for a spear or pitchfork or something with a sharp tip
yeah
Like to stab and so?
yeah
double clicking makes you do a stab
slashing is usally more effective tho
using double click is good against unarmored opponents and when you have something like a spear or longsword
you can also use alt and move your mouse up and down @buoyant badger
Didn't know that alt had a use, many thanks!
the game has some cool hidden features
hit him with a death roll
if you right click with a shield it will raise it up (2nd pic)
you can do the same with your weapon if you left clcik
the sens randomly changes ?
Ty 🙂
is there a way to kick in fist play
no kicking yet
britain
Has anybody figured out a way to do rapid punching like the npc will on fist fight? I always run out of stamina before I can deliver a punch or two.
how the hell do you run out of stamina so fast
alt didn't work
I start swiping my mouse and my guys starts acting like he's run 10 miles straight whilst being 300 pounds
hold both mouse buttons and just move ur mouse left and right
ngl you do run out of stamina very fast in fist fight
he stabbed himself in the neck
so I just randomly picked up this technique
in the demo
where you use a short mace and a long sword
and more sworsd in your inventory like a cactus
its really effective towards fully armoured people!!!
😍
marge simpson cosplay
Since when can Willies create a nuclear fusion in the backyard?
Absolutely loving this game at the moment, Its a shame that the playtest doesnt have the 'endless' mode that the Demo has, I hope something similar is part of the full game!
minion/rabbids logic, assume that the subject can do the wackiest shit and it will come at your expense.
The game crashes everytime I exit out of combat and go back to the menu
I changed my graphics settings for the first time and then this started happening
appears that you've missed around with the dx settings
its alright, you can fix it by going to the properties, launch option and just putting it on -dx11
that was the nastiest disarm
my playstyle be fast n furious
dayummmm
How can I play this map if it is not visible to me in the game menu??
it was a part of the old halfsword when it was uploaded to itch.io
it's also why it has blood while the playtest doesn't
So you mean I can't??
you can, you just need to go to itch.io, and download the game from there.
its there but its a buggy and an unoptimized mess from what ive heard, no wonder though, its the earliest released version
Download play test or Demo>???
This??
yeah
no. it's fine to download
its from the devs themselves but no one is forcing you to download it, you can always just play the demo or playtest
it just adds the game to your files.
Ok Thank
np
rate my gameplay
1
-10
well, you left the polearm swing too late, and you weren't able to parry his sword hits, as well as getting your arm broken, so like a 3/10
yes
dont ask for ratings if you cant handle them
you asked for our rating.
pretty bad tbh
how was this one
better than the first
stop holding shift so much thats why your character is running out of breath
bad timing in your strikes, no awareness of distance and range
idk, it was still kind of bad.
sir i was running
why were you running
you're using a polearm (a long ranged weapon), so don't try to get hits up close
unless halfswording it
u dont run out of breath if you use Shift tactically
play around with using shift to enter and exit combat range and to side step
its just my style
well, then you should pick a shorter weapon, idk man.
nah the polearm is devastating
my fav is the axe on lighter armored classes tho
if you use it right. but you're using it at short range
charge it up as he's coming, and hit his head
2hand axe is my main
it knocks them out
2hand axe gang
if you use it right yeah it is devastating
oh no,actually trying to defeat ur opponent and not have fun intense and stupid battle!?
i am having fun
me too
I am also having fun
i didnt know you could taunt by tapping g
lol
👌
getting 1hit kills is pretty sweet
in low armor yes
in any class
it's easy to do in the higher classes, you just have to use your polearm correctly.
yeah ik
you actually used the polearm correctly? W
ik how to use my polearm i just use it the way i use it cause i like it
well, i dont.
so stop
smh these newgens
how to change map
you dont, unless you're talking about the one on itch.io
what is every pleading voiceline
@glad flint
u ko'd someone like this ?
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iwIswzz5uRto7Il8V/d1337QxjztTw?invite=cr-MSxCMWUsMjYzNDUzOTI1LA
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should i type them all out here, for fun?
i talking on half sword
nah, go in VC and reenact them all while we all listen in
we know. but you can only change it, if you got it from itch.io. unless you're talking about moving from demo to playtest
if youre playing in the dark void then request the playtest from the steam page, that version has 1 arena map
let not thee hand be heavy upon me
mercy good sire
nooo
i cry thee mercy
for the love of god do me no harm but let me live
have mercy on me i ? for grief
i pray let me go hands unharmed
i yield
for sure i am at thee mercy
i pray thee kindness and thee forbearance
be not the cause of my death
i haven't got my plea irregardless grant me leave to live
this is what i have
a few times yeah
brother no one knows the itchio version whenever someone asks "how to change map" you should always think theyre talking about how to get the playtest
but did u ever ko someone like this
i hag'got my plea, and my godness, Grant me leave to live! (for last one)
lmao i had to stop watch 40secs in.. what even in this
u trollin right
at around the 1 minute mark it gets funny af
i thoguth it'd be a bunch of fights, i aint watching a 4 minute fight
just kill them at that point.
yeah that happens more often than you think, most of us just skip the fight and move on
then push him out further, and he should give up (like past the first fence)
but when you first start it's pretty funny
it has never happened to me what are you on about
and i think i broke my arm in the time i tried to get him back in
just hold g at that point.
the enemy has never ended up outside of the ring?
nah i killed him
no
just another micro-organism exterminated
only twice and both of those times were because he was flying
it has happened so many times for me. usually they fall back under the rail and then they get up on the other side
first ??? is "i am at"
i prefer fighting in the middle of the arena
or i've acidecentally thrown them over
isnt the "let not thee hand" instead of band
have you not tested the rails mch? bro some whacky sh!t happens on the rails lol
i just went below the rails a few times
nothing too interesting happened
typo
i've spent at least an hour or so just messing with the rails to see what the physics is like
so we have: let not thee hand be heavy upon me
mercy good sire
nooo
have mercy on me ?
i cry thee mercy
for the love of god do me no harm but let me live
have mercy on me i ? for grief
i pray let me go hands unharmed
i yield
for sure i am at thee mercy
i pray thee kindness ??? for ???
be not the cause of my death
i haven't got my plea irregardless grant me leave to live
one guy when he landed on top of the rail shot up into the air like 100ft
go in VC and quote all of these i wanna hear it
i like doing these combos
i can't my voice is like steven hawkings
i missed the first hit tho
is like hellen kellers
even better
bro is it electric or are you deaf?
it cant be both
it IS both
just say i dont wanna vc bro
alr, fine. i don't wanna vc
and its raining outside
and the sun is really hot it melted my wires
and my mouth just melted too
and i got icecream in my eyes
and my dog ate my face off
and he poop in my ears
and the birds are communicating with eachother outside, so you;d hear the birds more
lemme hear dem birds
only if you add the word "cake" randomly into each one
i love schizophrenia
why "cake"?
why not "cake"?
coming from bad suggestions guy, i thought you'd like bad suggestions
alr. one sec.
bubu
MACE KILL
lmaoo
this
more mace kill
Too long, make it short and simple, please
Cakeertigibate! Cakehold! Cakorine! Cakeward! Cakester! Cakeser! (might be same insult as before, but idk) Cake-ife! Cakearn! Cakederal! Ragacake! Cakoon! Caketch! Cakenyes! Cakehur! Coaf! Cakoit! Mangecake! Cakeborn! Cakelet! Done!
LMAO
i found i pray thee kindness and thee forbearance
alr, i'm ignoring the entire vid because it has bad aim.
let not thee hand be heavy upon me
mercy good sire
nooo
i cry thee mercy
for the love of god do me no harm but let me live
have mercy on me i spare thee grief (?)
i pray let me go hands unharmed
i yield
for sure i am at thee mercy
i pray thee kindness and thee forbearance
be not the cause of my death
i have not got my plea irregardless grant me leave to live (?)
i only have one ?
nah its the good halberd vid i meant to send a vid i forgot to record
wouldn't be "hag'got" instead of "Haven't got"? It sounds more like the first one
too many sylables in havent got
; (
I 1 2 3 my plea
i hear 3 syllables
yall rate this one
well, i think there's 2. And old engilsh might not have used haven't got
so i think hag'got works better
ouch, praise monolith
S.T.A.L.K.E.R reference?
his name is one
took yall enough
bhahah i just made this with AI
bad suggestions guy was this one good
@tired birch i copy and pasted all the Willie mercy you put in chat
it was not bad. 6.5/10. you missed the first strike, and you weren't really prepared for an attack if you missed the second hit, but it was a clean necks shot
nice
You like the song?
now this worse one
shadowplay only works like 5% of the time on this game so i cant clip the voiceline
yeah. it sounded kinda mexican tho
It's ska music
What style would you prefer the song?
yeah, it definitely was worse. you swung too late again on the first hit
now this better one
i mean, more like you're in medieval times.
ah, you want a more literal song
if u think i missed the hit when he was on the ground the first time,no i just backed out from killing him early
W
alr, i'm gonna leave chat. talk to you guys later.
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iDIz7bXM4wBBFWL8E/d1337Dij3ENN?invite=cr-MSxRMlQsMjYzNDUzOTI1LA
timing beats speed. range beats power.
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basically my fight in the vid
but longer
i have an inherent issue that prevents me from being good
playing at 50 fps
i just beated him up with fkn wooden stick, how big L for him?
what are your graphic settings
are you using dx12 or dx11
epic dx11
my gpu aint even used allat my cpu is the issue
idk buy a new cpu
cause even on lower settings same fps
working on that
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from i7 3770 to ryzen 5 5500
you can do better than that bro
i think it is have not my plea
my first try at first person
did catch the mercy song earlier?
i clicked play, saw its AI and then went back to #general-catfish-🐱🐟
i literally said it was AI in the message lol
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